What kind of payment automation do you use, and why?
My system isn't completely automated, but it's like clockwork.
Every 9 months, I divide my first-born into several equal pieces and send it to the billers. Then I screw my wife, the billers screw me, and the cycle continues.
My girlfriend unwittingly leaned across one of these scales to reach a bag of apples, whereupon the screen started showing pictures of different kinds of melons. Fairly accurate, I'd say.
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My system isn't completely automated, but it's like clockwork.
Every 9 months, I divide my first-born into several equal pieces and send it to the billers. Then I screw my wife, the billers screw me, and the cycle continues.
My girlfriend unwittingly leaned across one of these scales to reach a bag of apples, whereupon the screen started showing pictures of different kinds of melons. Fairly accurate, I'd say.
Imagine deploying this system at a furry convention.