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  1. Let Microsoft do this. on Microsoft Treating "Windows-Only" As Open Source · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft wants to associate themselves with the term "Limited Open-Source Software", isn't it their LOSS?

  2. Re:This is practically untestable on Do We Live In a Giant Cosmic Bubble? · · Score: 1

    We see distant supernova events all the freaking time. We're talking about galaxies in other superclusters here, man. The further away we look, the more we see. (Obviously up to a point, or we'd be seeing quasars exploding all the time and the night sky would likely be rather warm.)

  3. Re:Raytheon RDS 500 on The Thirteen Greatest Error Messages of All Time · · Score: 1

    We were real programmers then. Didn't have these girly compilers that tell you exactly what and where the problem is.

    What, you don't like girls?

    My ideal compiler would be TITANICALLY "girly" in that she would not only let you down gently as she showed you precisely what you'd done wrong, but if you wrote efficient, elegant code with clear, concise documentation, she would, uh, "reward" you.

    Unfortunately all my efforts so far at convincing the "female womens" to undergo the necessary cybernetic enhancements have been rebuffed for some reason, often with the assistance of blunt objects or pepper spray.

  4. Good to see a K5 veteran... on US Congress Funds Laser Weapons · · Score: 1

    ...telling it like it is.

  5. Re:Ominous! on Hubble Finds Unidentified Object In Space · · Score: 1

    You haven't read any Culture novels before? You lu'y, lu'y, bastard!

  6. Re:Much like solar power ... on 1,500-Ship Fleet Proposed To Fight Climate Change · · Score: 1

    Solar power won't interfere with nuclear power, buddy. Take it from a former anti-nuclear activist: modern nuclear plants are great, and without them the warming would be a lot worse. I'm one of the weirdo Australian lefties who heartily endorses digging up all the uranium Australia has (a third of the world's known reserves) and shipping it overseas to countries who already have nuclear plants.

    However, it's very hard for a country that hasn't got them already to go zero-carbon by developing a nuclear power industry. There's no time! The political barriers, not to mention the capital investment, will cause too many delays. Especially since we can't come close to having enough uranium to convert the entire world over without using breeder reactors, and they create a politically unacceptable proliferation risk.

    Geothermal is the way to go for countries who are lucky enough to have extensive hot rocks under their territory. Endless baseload power, baby. Solar thermal, a proven, reliable technology, will work in most places outside the Arctic, and with enough buffering in place will even supply baseload.

    There's room enough for all cost-effective options.

  7. Re:Currency conversion on 1,500-Ship Fleet Proposed To Fight Climate Change · · Score: 1

    Kickbacks.

  8. Re:It wont even install for me on Reading Google Chrome's Fine Print · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that's a little sloppy, but give them some credit; at least the process names itself GoogleUpdate and not vitalsystemprocessdonottouchoryourcomputerwillexplode.exe.

  9. Re:Ambiguous Headline on USAF Counter-Terror Funds Buy "Comfort Capsules" · · Score: 0

    Yep.

  10. This is awesome. on Ubisoft Steals 'No-CD Crack' To Fix Rainbow 6: Vegas 2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's entirely in the spirit of online freedom that all who use cracks live by. It's also a quiet nod to the expertise of those who wrote the crack.

    I think we should all take this as a good sign of further co-operation in times to come.

  11. Re:Its a bit bigger than a butterfly on Pickens Plans On Wind Power · · Score: 1

    Considering that global warming is expected to kill one-fifth to one-third of all species worldwide, I'd say that the relatively miniscule effect wind power generation will have on the environment is FAR preferable.

  12. Re:Get off his nuts on Pickens Plans On Wind Power · · Score: 1

    > And most (of the money from) food grown here goes > to migrant workers who send the money back home.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAA! Yes, those evil rich fruit-picking Mexicans, holding US agrobusiness to ransom! Oh my GOD.

  13. Re:Ultima Online on Player-vs-Player Systems Examined · · Score: 1

    Wow. You really are a complete and utter bastard. Nice. You've wasted so much of your own life, but on top of that, you've wasted much more of OTHER people's lives! Well done!

    People like you are the reason TF2 has no friendly fire.

  14. Re:Oh... on Player-vs-Player Systems Examined · · Score: 1

    If foreplay is tedious to you, you're doing it wrong.

  15. Re:So now we have the on Scientists Surprised to Find Earth's Biosphere Booming · · Score: 1

    Britain and France!?!?! You racist. It was all Genghis Khan's fault.

  16. Re:Evolution or mutation? on Bacteria Make Major Evolutionary Shift In the Lab · · Score: 1

    Actually, there is a real question mark as to whether the bacterium still IS E. Coli, since the inability to metabolise citrates is one of the ways that E. Coli is supposed to be different from other species.

  17. Re:Microphotographs would be than analysis on NASA's Phoenix Finally Fills Oven · · Score: 1

    "Wow, that blue stuff is cool. I wonder what the fuck it's made of?"

    "I'm afraid we can't find that out, since bsharma was in charge of the science mission and sent a microscope instead of a chemical analysis kit."

    "Well, fuck!"

  18. Re:How about one of these... on SwiftFuel Alternative To Alternative Fuels · · Score: 1

    So, how many of your kids do you drop off at school before you get to work? Sure, they can ride bikes too, but more than 10 kilometres and the round-trip looks a little daunting. That, and you have to get up at 5AM.

  19. Re:No, No, No, No, No... on SwiftFuel Alternative To Alternative Fuels · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean:

    Mine metals+minerals (using energy) -> Build solar power plant(using energy) -> Produce electricity (using some energy for maintenance) -> Transmit electricity through power grid (losing energy through resistance) -> Storage batteries (which themselves need to be manufactured, costing energy) -> Electric vehicle.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm as much in favour of solar as you are, but don't be untruthful.

    Also, geothermal power is usable in many, many more places than Iceland or New Zealand. Look up "hot rock geothermal" on Google sometime.

    Oh, and electricity does indeed move atoms. In batteries.

  20. Re:Food? on SwiftFuel Alternative To Alternative Fuels · · Score: 1

    Yes, because all parents, especially starving peasants, CHOOSE to have kids. None of them simply have them because they don't take precautions against it, or don't have the time to worry about such things when they're trying to bring in the fucking harvest.

    You suck.

  21. Re:Food prices on SwiftFuel Alternative To Alternative Fuels · · Score: 1

    You're half right. The reason that food prices didn't go up in Brazil is that, as you say, food production relies heavily on internal combustion engines for production and transport.

    So, even as some of Brazil's food-growing areas switched over to ethanol-growing areas, the increase in ethanol production meant that the production and transport costs went down for the food that was still being produced.

    So one factor in the price went up, another factor went down, and you had little change.

    Also, you cut down half the Amazon to plant cows. :D But I can hardly blame Brazilians for that, having just myself eaten a double Whopper.

  22. Re:You don't say? on Gaming Gear Showdown, Simplicity vs. Hype · · Score: 1

    Dude, you can instantly switch between knife and sap with Q. And you can map Q to the middle-click. So I can do exactly what you do on my crappy mouse that I found in a crate full of peripherals in my cupboard after the old one got melted.

  23. Re:Sudden outbreak... No not Really on EA Loosens Spore, Mass Effect DRM · · Score: 1

    There are rules allowing US military folks (as well as those in most other western armies) to refuse to obey an illegal order. They may be court-martialled, but if they were right to disobey the order, they will not be punished.

    If someone in the Nazi regime didn't follow an order to kill an unarmed civilian in a train, they were themselves shot.

  24. Re:Stupid thought (mine) on Having Your ID Stolen Leads to Job Loss, Prosecution · · Score: 1

    No, if someone steals your identity and you kill them, it's MURDER. However, if they kill YOU, no crime has been committed, because you don't exist.

    So it's best just to start running now.

  25. Re:Those words... on The Next Leap In Space Exploration · · Score: 1

    The AI goes to sleep if one human dies.

    So if one human dies, all the humans die? After all, the best reason to have an AI running a ship is that it's too complex for humans to do with peak alertness 24/7.

    I should also point out that it wasn't HAL's fault that the humans died; it was the stupid bastards who brainwashed him and didn't think about what they were doing.