Slashdot Mirror


1,500-Ship Fleet Proposed To Fight Climate Change

Roland Piquepaille writes "According to UK and US researchers, it should be possible to fight the global warming effects associated with an increase of dioxide levels by using autonomous cloud-seeding ships to spray salt water into the air. This project would require the deployment of a worldwide fleet of 1,500 unmanned ships to cool the Earth even if the level of carbon dioxide doubled. These 300-tonne ships 'would be powered by the wind, but would not use conventional sails. Instead they would be fitted with a number of 20 m-high, 2.5 m-diameter cylinders known as Flettner rotors. The researchers estimate that such ships would cost between £1m and £2m each. This translates to a US$2.65 to 5.3 billion total cost for the ships only."

692 comments

  1. That's what? by matt4077 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Two days of war?

    1. Re:That's what? by aliquis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd think a bad idea.

      What happens when we get the clouds at this and that location instead of wherever it would be generated without the ships?

      Are we 100% sure how the weather will be affected by the ships?

      Will richer countries try to get more water by controlling the rain?

      What if mother nature takes care about the CO2 emissions without us interfering?

      What if it doesn't affect things that much? Or much more than we believe?

      Would it be like, you know, much "easier" and safer to stop using fossile fuel? Even if it would put development backwards "a bit" for the moment?

    2. Re:That's what? by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Two days of war?

      Or more to the point less than the cost of cleaning up after one hurricane.

    3. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What ever that post is, it isn't off topic... (Hint to the mods, according to the guidelines for moderation, the first post is never off topic. More to the point though, asking about the cost in relation to the Iraq war (which I was going to do until I saw this post), is also quite relevant. The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan not only cost lots of money (and don't seem to be doing much), but also put out lots of carbon dioxide. Which makes the greenhouse affect more noticeable, and climate change more pronounced as well.)

      There are invariably comments about "how much" various projects like this cost. But compared to war, this is a pittance.

      Posted anon., 'cause I'm a coward.

    4. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "a bit" is a bit of an understatement. Billions would die without fossil fuels.

    5. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      1) Clouds are not a limited resources. Generating some clouds some places won't mean regular clouds won't appear.

      2) No, we're not 100% sure. So?

      3) Yes, richer (or powerful) countries may try to get more water (I'm thinking Israel and China here). That doesn't mean poor countries will get less.

      4) "Mother nature" is a fucking piece of rock. If you think a piece of rock will take care of anything, you're an idiot.

      5) What if it doesn't affect things that much? Nothing. Let's try...

      6) Easier to stop fossil fuel? Are you out of your mind? Our whole society and our way of life is based on this. Changing a whole society is certainly not easy. Particularly changing every trucks, cars, ships, planes, as well as a lot of heat generating systems (particularly in industries) and so many other uses for fossil fuel is a daunting task. Why not just kill 5 billion humans so pollution won't be a problem anymore. It certainly would be an easier task.

      There are dangers for playing with meteorology and I have my doubts about the project. But all your arguments are dumb.

    6. Re:That's what? by Gerzel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When it comes right down to it, no we are not 100 percent sure, richer countries WILL try to get more water if it does work, mother nature is a non-existent entity, that's what expiriments are for and it probably will, probably but it probably won't do the job.

      In the end having the data and knowing if/how we can alter the climate will be far more beneficial than not. We're changing the environment without thought, this is changing it with thought.

    7. Re:That's what? by g0dsp33d · · Score: 1, Interesting
      I agree with you except 2 points:
      • We need to do enough research to make sure it won't cause a hurricane / tsunami first (would make an interesting weapon if they were stealthed).
      • Israel probably could change their weather, but it would be hard for China as the ocean is to their East and they're above the equator. I suppose they could pipe the water long distances, but that would require a lot of energy.

        This is interesting as I've been wondering if making huge lakes by excavating / pumping salt water in the desert would make more predictable weather for the great plains or if it would cause more volatile weather.
      --
      lol: You see no door there!
    8. Re:That's what? by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Where do YOU live? For $2.65 I can't even get a drink.

    9. Re:That's what? by gregbot9000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I wouldn't mind slowing development down to save the world, but I have a lot of things that I could do without. People in Africa or China might not be so keen on that idea though. People who are on the losing side of a statues-que don't really care a lot to maintain it, even if it is the current weather patterns.

      Would it be cheaper to just mitigate the change? Build irrigation canals from Alaska and quadruple the levies on the Mississippi? I think we should do whatever is cheaper in the long run. I don't think it will be trying to change ourselves to fit the planet, I think we should embrace global warming and finally take control of the environment itself and put the final nail in Gia's coffin. Stories like this help give hope that there are people out there actually trying to solve the problem by moving forward instead of advocating a return to the 1930's

      BTW to the "environmentalists" out there, their isn't a "natural" environment anywhere in the US, small things like the introduction of earth worms and bee's and fire suppression have dramatically changes the very nature of our forests, even before that, the Natives engaged in controlled burns and selective harvesting. The entire planet is a garden people have been modifying. I just want you to know that nature has been dead for a long time. when you protect the trees and the forest it is exactly the same as if you were debating whether or not to pull up the daisy's in your back yard. Environmentalism is a luxury like gardening. Though I still agree with you when it comes to green spaces in cities and arsenic and Mercury in the air.

    10. Re:That's what? by Fjan11 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The beauty of this idea is that you can start small, measure what happens and stop right away if it doesn't work as intended or if it turns out to have side effects.

      The idea that China and India will stop their fossil fuel intake while the US uses 10 times as much is about as realistic in a geopolitical sense as, oh I don't know, sending an army to Irak and expecting democracy to appear.

      --
      This sig is just as redundant as the rest of this posting
    11. Re:That's what? by Damarkus13 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I agree with you. Every time I hear a story with a title something like, "We can FIX global warming by messing with some other aspect of the weather system!" It makes me cringe.

      We don't really know what's going on (I would love it if someone has a link to an article about an accurate computer model of the weather system, but I've never found one.) We see the average global temp increasing along with greenhouse gasses (but now the Germans are telling us GW is taking a hiatus, which means most all of our previous models are wrong), so lets cut back on the greenhouse gases (hell, hopefully eliminate man-made greenhouse emissions), not screw with the weather system even more.

    12. Re:That's what? by billcopc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why not just kill 5 billion humans so pollution won't be a problem anymore. It certainly would be an easier task.

      This is what I've been saying forever! :)

      We can fight this climate change all we want, the fundamental problem is our planet cannot sustain the rapidly expanding population and all of our selfish creature comforts. The irony is that the more people we make, the more people Bush kills, and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize wars are a pretty significant source of pollution and waste heat :P

      --
      -Billco, Fnarg.com
    13. Re:That's what? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Informative

      Build irrigation canals from Alaska and quadruple the levies on the Mississippi?

      Oh, that ought to be just a cheap, quickie little fix ... The proposed cost of the Alaska Natural Gas pipeline which is supposed to run between 800 and 1000 miles is around 20-40 billion dollars. That's one weeney little pipe, not a canal. Going from Southeast Alaska / Western Canada (where all the water is) to anywhere in the midcontinental US (where is water isn't) has to go at least 1500 miles and through such minor obstacles as the Rocky Mountains.

      Call me negative, but I don't think it will work.

      --
      Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
    14. Re:That's what? by moosesocks · · Score: 1, Interesting

      What about the Sahara?

      Reclaim it, plant a forest, and it becomes a huge carbon sink, and possible farmland.

      --
      -- If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? - Uli's moose
    15. Re:That's what? by pottymouth · · Score: 0

      You're missing the point entirely. This has nothing whatever to do with anything but taking more working peoples money and giving more control to government agencies. To that end this would greatly successful.

      Let's just hope the people of the world wake up to the reality of the "global warming" hoax and it's true ambitions before the legions of idiots give up control of everything from what we drive to how much flatulence we have to some malevolent world government.

    16. Re:That's what? by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The real issue environuts will have with these ships is that they're not "natural". After all what nature does is "right".

      (does that include a puma killing your daughter, aliquis, just to see how she squirms, or to teach her cubs to kill ? There is hardly any more natural an act)

      Artificially influencing the weater will be very unnatural and thus the gods of gaia and the goracle will not be appeased.

      Besides, the goracle currently has gotten (partial) control over the energy infrastructure of the world. You don't seriously think he will give that up without a fight ?

    17. Re:That's what? by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1, Funny

      But that's unnatural. Gaia, the god of the environuts, will not be appeased.

      After all, everyone and everything is just "naturally good".

    18. Re:That's what? by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why don't you set the right example ? I'm sure there's a bridge near you. There's only one way to make sure you don't further contribute to the "CO2 problem" ...

    19. Re:That's what? by jcwayne · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We need to do enough research to make sure it won't cause a hurricane / tsunami first

      You don't actually know what a tsunami is, do you?

      --
      Failure to follow this advice may result in non-deterministic behavior.
    20. Re:That's what? by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 1
      Would it be like, you know, much "easier" and safer to stop using fossile fuel? Even if it would put development backwards "a bit" for the moment?

      That question has never really been about whether it's "easy", it's (in my opinion, mind you!) always been about the Golden Rule: They who have the Gold make the Rules.

    21. Re:That's what? by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points here...

      I have blogged on this aspect and done the calculations. The reality is that even if we cut emissions by 30% by 2050 from 1990 standards we still almost double the output.

      Unless the population issue or DRAMATIC (eg 50% plus) are addressed I really don't shive a git! After all nobody else seems to care...

      yes yes yes it is futile, but I have other problems...

      --

      "You can't make a race horse of a pig"
      "No," said Samuel, "but you can make very fast pig"
    22. Re:That's what? by SleepingWaterBear · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Would it be like, you know, much "easier" and safer to stop using fossile fuel? Even if it would put development backwards "a bit" for the moment?

      Short answer? No.

      Even if the political will existed in the first world, China is clearly not interested in playing ball on environmental issues. And with the population as high as it is in China, whatever the first world does isn't going to be enough. And the first world doesn't have the will anyway.

      Eventually mankind will eliminate its dependence on fossil fuels. Oil prices will continue to rise, while research continues on alternatives increasing their efficiency and lowering their cost, and when it makes economic sense we'll change, but not before. In the meanwhile, given that stopping oil use altogether is not going to happen, it might be worth considering alternatives. We really don't know exactly what the costs involved in global warming will be (though we have estimates), but if the costs turn out to be high enough, schemes like this one may turn out to be our best option.

      I don't like it either, but this 'can't we all just tighten our belts' attitude is naive and unhelpful. It won't happen, and if it somehow did happen it would probably slow development and lead to ultimately greater cost.

    23. Re:That's what? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Hey! That was the solution Al Gore suggested at the end of "An Inconvenient Truth"!

    24. Re:That's what? by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

      Will the ships be manned or unmanned?

      What if a government decides to sink the ships or take them over?

      What if rogue groups decide to take over the ships or sink them?

      What if we run in to a situation where one country gets pissed off at another and both have major stakes in the project? (IE: Russia and USA with the International Space Station.)

      --
      ~~ Behold the flying cow with a rail gun! ~~
    25. Re:That's what? by hedwards · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sigh, I don't imagine you could spend some time in science class actually studying things.

      The theory behind this is reasonably sound, the issue like with most others is that it's expensive and nobody knows whether it's going to be cost effective when compared with other possible options.

      This has nothing to do with CO2 directly and everything to do with temperature. What they're trying to do is reflect back more of the incoming solar radiation to lower the temperature.

      Suggesting that there are consequences of that sort is kind of silly because the most likely outcome is nothing. Additionally any affect is only going to last as long as the ships continue to spray the mist. It isn't going to go on indefinitely.

    26. Re:That's what? by kesuki · · Score: 1

      "Build irrigation canals from Alaska and quadruple the levies on the Mississippi? "

      actually, what we want to do is the opposite of build massive levies on the Mississippi. we want to dredge a flood canal that leads the floodwaters to swampland on both sides of the Mississippi, by encouraging natural flooding in the swampland every spring, we can help rebuild the wetlands by depositing silt in the swamps every year, and help counteract saltwater invasion that kills off the swamp and turns it into a gradually eroding shoreline.

      it's not impossible to create a man directed flood, and ideally the flood won't affect normal human populations centers, since much of Louisiana is wetlands and it's hard to build on wetlands.

      problem is nobody wants to pay for the project, even though dredging canals and maybe even having them real deep and have a big floodgate in the design that can be closed if flooding is too high would save tons of hurricane damage (specifically the storm surges) which are getting worse and worse each year. during Katrina it took a level 3 hurricane to storm surge up over the tops of the canals this year a category 2 was almost topping the same, rebuilt walls. all because we built levy systems to protect cities from flooding and denied the wetlands their annual silt deposits that helped them grow, to replace what hurricanes had torn down the last year.

    27. Re:That's what? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      The beauty of this approach is it's mimicking a natural phenomena waves spraying water mist into the air, and it can be turned off and the action will quickly dissipate as the clouds rain out. the rain will absorb CO2 from the air and bring it to the sea algae that will consume it grow die and sink to the bottom of the ocean just like has happened for billions of year on this planet; so I don't understand the NIMBY attitude about it.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    28. Re:That's what? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Uhm, of course it means other will get less, and less clouds, since the amount evaporating from each area are probably similar (well, sure if china gets way more rain it would evaporate more from there as well, but most water vapor may come from the seas I guess.)

      Not the rock, but the animals and plants on the planet. More CO2 and higher temps = more plant growth = less CO2 if it gets stored in the ground or bottoms of oceans.

      Yes, it would suck to try to limit oil usage, but we will have to sooner or later anyway, and there have been times without it. Sure it would affect us a lot, but higher temps / even out of control temps / raising sea levels / very changed weather in different areas / fucked up crop fields / ... will also affect us a lot.

    29. Re:That's what? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      So you are suggesting the nature at large doesn't exist? Because that's what I mean with mother nature, not god or something such bullshit.

    30. Re:That's what? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      I'd guess hydrochloric acid may be an even bigger problem in that case, but yes, "sea water" instead may be an issue as well. I don't know what is more likely.

    31. Re:That's what? by Sen.NullProcPntr · · Score: 5, Funny

      We need to do enough research to make sure it won't cause a hurricane / tsunami first

      You don't actually know what a tsunami is, do you?

      Hey, it could happen. Those clouds can get pretty big! If one of them were to fall....

      ;-)

    32. Re:That's what? by budgenator · · Score: 0, Redundant

      if I had mod points this would be modded redundant, X compared to the cost of the war in Iraq has been done to death, first post are almost invariable off-topic and redundant frosty piss has also been done to death.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    33. Re:That's what? by mi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Two days of war?

      I'd prefer to look at it as every able-bodied living person obtaining a $0.99 rubber chicken and shaking it at the sky... Costs the same, involves the entire world community, and is just as useful.

      --
      In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
    34. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans are part of nature too and so is everything we do

    35. Re:That's what? by pushing-robot · · Score: 1, Insightful

      • We need to do enough research to make sure it won't cause a hurricane / tsunami first (would make an interesting weapon if they were stealthed).

      Funny that you mention it, as I drew up a design for a RTS game about ten years ago with a unit exactly like that. I also thought about a "hurricane gun" — a solar power satellite with microwave antenna — as a superweapon.

      Of course, in the real world I think any system powerful enough to create a hurricane would be impossible to keep a secret and less practical than conventional weapons. And the use of such a system would be considered a war crime in anybody's book.

      --
      How can I believe you when you tell me what I don't want to hear?
    36. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a moron.

    37. Re:That's what? by Tangent128 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not to mention that the irrigation of the Sahara would be a ridiculously awesome piece of engineering.

    38. Re:That's what? by Tangent128 · · Score: 1

      Salt doesn't evaporate; it would have fallen out of the clouds while they were still in the ocean.

    39. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheaper for who is the question?

      If something costs money, damn.
      If you can make an industry out of it, giving people work, creating a need - then it will start making money.

      That's what this ingenious scheme is. Creating an industry. There are other ways to "combat" this and they don't cost anything. It means a change in behaviour.

    40. Re:That's what? by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      You're a moron.

      I think you misspelled 'genius'.

      Thanks anyway.

    41. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? if sand can travel from one continent to another why would'nt salt that has been lifted up to the clouds travel also with the wind and fall with the rain?

    42. Re:That's what? by aliquis · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Tss, bullshit, the average american or european consume waaay more energy and resources than someone in china, why would they have to cut down the most? Or even at all? If we would have want to make it "fair" we would have to cut down much more on consumption and luxury in the western world first.

      Also IF it will happen bad things who will suffer the most? For sure not the most rich people, maybe in materialism loss but I would believe that the poor people will take the hardest hit, since they can't afford to travel and maybe can't get into other countries and don't have a good education and so on so on. So in that case if we do anything they will suffer the most, and they wasn't the ones causing it in the first place!

      Sure doing something about it will affect people in the western world the most, poor people in africa without electricity, a car and so on will probably not even notice the difference, or only slightly, but that is the most fair and correct way to solving it.

      (And while doing it may I suggest to reserve say 1/2 of the area in every country for the wild life to?)

      So please stop this "omg I think so much about the poor so we can't hinder them from reaching our standards"-bullshit.

      The solution, or not doing anything, MAY cost more than to do something. Same with nuclear power, who knows in the end what it will cost? Sure it's efficient now, and seems like a good deal, but who will know for sure in the end? With wind and solar power you know they are "more expensive" for now but at least there isn't many hidden costs or future risks. You know the price.

      I agree with you that most of the planet isn't wild life / nature longer, a very huge area is crops and such and all the elephants, tigers, lions and shit probably lives in small reservates, it's not how the live in whole continents.

    43. Re:That's what? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      I never suggested that china or india would do anything at all, it's the mass consumption and travel and such which is the problem, not poor people in developing countries.

    44. Re:That's what? by aliquis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But then people say "hey it's no idea we can't get back to stone age!"

      But uhm, we can do SOMETHING, we don't need a new computer every second year, we don't need new clothes all the time, we don't need local grown oil powered green house vegetables if there are some sun light grown somewhere else. Do we need that 340 watt lcd tv? Pre-cooked food, freezed and microwaved? Can't we take the bike a little more often?

      But oh no, doing something must mean to stop everything!!

    45. Re:That's what? by Perky_Goth · · Score: 1

      statues-que

      FYI, it's status quo.

    46. Re:That's what? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Why is all fucking americans blaming china? This is the third post which answers to my post talking about china. It's not like the chinese people is the most consuming and resource spending people on the planet. It's you! Sure your things may be PRODUCED in china but that doesn't matter. As long as you want more items it will use more resources and energy, simple as that, consume less and the hit on nature will be less. Stop blaming the chinese people, most of them are poor fucks who can't afford shit compared to you americans.

      Sure it could happen, for instance yes, we know that solar and wind power may cost more to use than oil and coal, but since we don't know the long time cost of the later ones we could implement and use solar and wind power anyway and be sure that now we know the cost. We could then use that energy for creating cars, and run those cars on electricity, and use the same environmental friendly (in my opinion) energy in all sorts of manufacturing.

      That way you won't have this "oh no we must go back to stone age"-problem. Just use another energy resource, you don't even have to stop using energy!

    47. Re:That's what? by bigpat · · Score: 1

      What about desalination and water pipelines into the desert? Could mitigate sea level rise if done a large enough scale and the new shallow seas, say in North Africa and on a smaller scale in the American Southwest, could be used for fishing.

      They are talking about doing something similar (without the desalination) to save the dead sea in Israel. Same could be done to refill the Aral Sea and make it productive again.

      Yes the cost would be billions, but it potentially solve several problems at the same time.

    48. Re:That's what? by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why is all fucking americans blaming china? This is the third post which answers to my post talking about china. It's not like the chinese people is the most consuming and resource spending people on the planet. It's you! Sure your things may be PRODUCED in china but that doesn't matter. As long as you want more items it will use more resources and energy, simple as that, consume less and the hit on nature will be less. Stop blaming the chinese people, most of them are poor fucks who can't afford shit compared to you americans.

      No one is blaming China, but they have to be included on any solution proposed to limit the use of fossil fuels. They are rapidly bringing a huge population up to the carbon usage levels of the rest of the world. China connects a new coal fired powered plant to their grid every *10* days. IIRC, they are now the number one importer of coal. Cities the size of Philadelphia were popping up (they have slowed some now) in China every month. Ignoring China when thinking about the issue of CO2 pollution is to ignore the largest future CO2 producer.

    49. Re:That's what? by bledri · · Score: 2, Funny

      statues-que

      FYI, it's status quo.

      No, it's the statues_queue (or statuesQueue for you CamelCaseCoders). Apparently an implementation of the SculptureFIFO pattern...

      --
      Some privacy policy Slashdot.
    50. Re:That's what? by daver00 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where in your head to you figure that humans are somehow 'apart' from nature? I don't get this crap, this judeo-christian oriented narrative that humans are separate from nature and somehow 'unnatural' because we behave sort of funny. That's right I said judeo-christian.

      All science to this point tells us we are not special, we are not different, we arose out of the same circumstances as all other animals. We just got lucky and figured some tricks out, slowly evolved at a more rapid rate than our cousins, until we started believing we came from a different family.

      Nature exists *everywhere* you idiot, in a natural state! And the fact that humans interact with it and change it is irrelevant to whether life on earth is 'natural' or 'artificial'. All species in nature interact with each other leaving their mark, and surviving as they must within the circumstances that our rock, moon and plasma ball combo dish out.

      Repeat after me: We are not special. We, the humans, are a *part* of nature just like all the other animals. Buildings, machines, bridges cars airplanes and boats are nature, just like we are, because we made them, by the laws of nature. The same laws that govern how an otter cracks a shell with a rock. Same shit man, its all the same shit.

    51. Re:That's what? by pentalive · · Score: 1

      "Why not just kill 5 billion humans..." Don't offer this as a choice to some environmentalists - they will take you up on it. And guess what - they won't volunteer to be the first ones to go.

    52. Re:That's what? by wasted · · Score: 1

      Salt doesn't evaporate; it would have fallen out of the clouds while they were still in the ocean.

      Huh? if sand can travel from one continent to another why wouldn't salt that has been lifted up to the clouds travel also with the wind and fall with the rain?

      Salt that is blown into the air stays in the air. On the other hand, water that evaporates doesn't take the salt with it. Since this proposed solution is to spray salt water rather than let the water evaporate, there will be salt particles for the water vapor to condense around and form clouds.

    53. Re:That's what? by Klaus_1250 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed, but if we put enough energy behind it, we could combat rising sea levels at the same time. The downside is that desalinization is fairly energy intensive, though there is enough potential for solar energy in the Sahara.

      The problems would be money and political stability in the Sahara region. My country (the Netherlands) has to invest over 100 billion euros the next century to keep the rising sea and extra rainwater out. I'm rather curious to know how much of the Sahara could be irrigated with that amount and what the effects on the climate and sea-levels would be.

      --
      It only takes one man to change the Wisdom of the Crowd to Tyranny of the Masses.
    54. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will the ships be manned or unmanned?

      The answer to that is in 1st and 2nd sentences of the summary.

    55. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      typhoon, tsunami? They all sound the same to me!

    56. Re:That's what? by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Or more to the point less than the cost of cleaning up after one hurricane.

      Or even more to the point, the costs of rebuilding/cleaning up after a hurricane is a guarantee and proven to work. We have yet to to figure out (beyond global warming proponents always believing *they* are right) whether this idea will actually work. If it doesn't, who is going to pay for the lost money?

      --
      this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom. -- Lincoln, Gettysburg Address
    57. Re:That's what? by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      Nature as a unified entity yes. The division of humanity, or anything being unnatural and the natural doesn't exist.

    58. Re:That's what? by daBass · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Tss, bullshit, the average american or european consume waaay more energy and resources than someone in china, why would they have to cut down the most?

      And much of the energy used in China is used to manufacture goods for export - the things we consume too much off!

    59. Re:That's what? by Tangent128 · · Score: 1

      Money's an issue, but perhaps it could be offset by growing crops. Or, to sink the carbon better, lumbering.

      The stability issue could perhaps be handled by turning it into a money one- the surrounding countries may be willing to sell their claim to a chunk of desert if the price is good.

      Hmm... now I'm thinking about desalinization. Solar energy should work quite well- especially if one applies it directly by focusing sunlight into a black tank with a vapor guide heading for your crop canal. ... Depending on the temperature, humidity, and how far from your crops you're performing the desalinization, the vapor guide could be your canal.

    60. Re:That's what? by Merusdraconis · · Score: 1

      Listen, we can make sure these ships will have a positive effect on global warming if we take all these ships and we staff them with pirates.

    61. Re:That's what? by g0dsp33d · · Score: 1

      I was thinking about a similar weapon / defensive weapon the other day. Going in hand with the lakes in the middle of the desert idea, I wondered what would happen if you made one that was a circle, or a spiral, etc. Would it be possible to make one that would head East and hit your enemy? Or keep one locked in place to prevent effective sub-orbital attacks (for at least part of the year in non-tropical areas).

      --
      lol: You see no door there!
    62. Re:That's what? by duckInferno · · Score: 1

      I put it to you that we are animals and a product of nature itself, and thus any modification of any environment wec could possibly make is also 100% natural.

      Interesting how it can swing one way or another, depending on how you define natural.

      --
      Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, watch it -- I'm huge!
    63. Re:That's what? by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... Let's see...

      These clouds, while moisture laiden, are created (so far) by using salt flares, so each moisture droplet contains a salt seed, and they will be generated out in the deep ocean, away from land masses.

      They aren't designed to be rain clouds, they are designed to be low hanging oceanic cirrus clouds, that will reflect sunlight to assist in fighting global warming.

      This will be a global campaign, and not specifically tied to any one country as the costs, while cheaper than war, are still out there.

      Mother nature is more likely to cause more problems (a single medium-to-large sized volcanic eruption produces more C02 and C0 than man has in most of it's history).

      It will take time for the effect to build up, and the cloud layers aren't static, they'll have to be replenished as they fall back to the ocean.

      It would be easier to stop using fossil fuels, but we're too lazy to do so.

      Yes - this was taken directly from Discovery Channel's Project Earth television show, where they developed the prototype and tested it (albeit, they tested the ship separately from the salt flare test).

      The boat design was from early to mid 20th century. If memory serves, it was somewhere between the 30s and 50s...

      --
      Who is general failure, and why is he reading my hard drive?
    64. Re:That's what? by Snaller · · Score: 1

      "What if mother nature takes care about the CO2 emissions without us interfering?"

      She is doing that - you are assuming we will survive the process.

      --
      If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
    65. Re:That's what? by aliquis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So? Stop consuming them and they won't make them. Simple as that.

      And my point was already that it's the consumers "fault" they produce the things.

    66. Re:That's what? by B4D+BE4T · · Score: 1

      At first glance, I was thinking along these lines as well. Is this really a good idea? Adding more water vapor into the atmosphere has the potential to do more harm than good:

      Current state-of-the-art climate models predict that increasing water vapor concentrations in warmer air will amplify the greenhouse effect created by anthropogenic greenhouse gases while maintaining nearly constant relative humidity. Thus water vapor acts as a positive feedback to the forcing provided by greenhouse gases such as CO2.

      However, as noted in the article, water vapor in the form of clouds has an overall cooling effect.

      Clouds are a key component of the Earthâ(TM)s climate system. They can both heat the planet by trapping the longer-wavelength radiation given off from the Earthâ(TM)s surface and cool it by reflecting incoming shorter wavelength radiation back into space. The greater weight of the second mechanism means that, on balance, clouds have a cooling effect.

      If enough of the water vapor generated by these ships spreads out in the atmosphere rather than creating or adding to cloud formations, this process could actually accelerate the rate of global warming. Fortunately, Latham's group realizes that more research is needed before this process is considered for use.

      However, he adds more research must be done to find out a number of unknowns â" such as exactly what fraction of spray droplets will reach the clouds â" and to establish that the technique would not create any harmful climatic side effects.

    67. Re:That's what? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      If it doesn't, who is going to pay for the lost money?

      The taxpayers, of course.

    68. Re:That's what? by sg_oneill · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The massive pumps to keep the rising ocean at bay will need shit loads of power. And for that we need COAL!

      Billions will die without it!

      --
      Excuse the Unicode crap in my posts. That's an apostrophe, and slashdot is busted.
    69. Re:That's what? by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Germans are telling us GW is taking a hiatus, which means most all of our previous models are wrong"

      The German paper used the same models but with slightly different assumptions and they arrived at similar conclusions about the long term trend (post - 2015). It's an interseting paper but the Germans themselves would agree it's complete nonsense to say it "means most all of our previous models are wrong".

      "I would love it if someone has a link to an article about an accurate computer model of the weather system, but I've never found one."

      There is no single accurate model and there never will be. Accuracy is a function of mankinds future actions, the precision of observations and the resolution of the numerical analysis amoung other things. The models themselves are basically Finite Element Analysis models, thus the need for very powerfull number crunchers. They account for forcings and some of the major feedbacks but cannot account for feedbacks we know very little about ( thus the hand-wringing about "tipping points"). It's generally agreed that at best they can only predict large scale climate changes (ie: continental proportions).

      The MET office in the UK is a good source of info on models and even has a computer program you can tinker with yourself (I will let you find that yourself). Thier list of climate center sites is also very useful.

      The IPCC site has become close to useless since it's last redesign and it is difficult to find stuff on it. However the MET office provides an accesible way to read the reports. The IPCC does not conduct science, it reviews it. The RANGE of conclusions in the report are derived from thousands of simulations from various models and are distilled down to worst, best and most likely senarios.

      Yes I know the MET is a single source, it just happens to be a good one and will point you in the right direction. If you are looking for a good climate mythbusting site then you might want to try realclimate.

      "[TFA] makes me cringe."

      Ditto!

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    70. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YEAH!!!

    71. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens when the trapped salt falls down with rain over agricultural land?

    72. Re:That's what? by Z34107 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a "Modest Proposal."

      Growth in food generation is linear - add another acre, get another x bushel.

      Growth in human population is quadratic - 2 rabbits make 4 rabbits make 8 rabbits. Over 3 generations we have 8x the population, but adding acreage at the same rate yields only 3x the food (if we started with 2 humans tilling 1 acre.)

      The solution is for everyone to eat their children. It simultaneously solves the food problem and the population growth problem. Or I think that's how it goes. Depending no your latrine design, it may be a carbon sink!

      --
      DATABASE WOW WOW
    73. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human beings are natural, meaning they happen in nature.

      How are we any different species X wandering into a new region of Pangea befor it breaks apart into our now known 7 continents?

    74. Re:That's what? by capnkr · · Score: 1

      They've already got it. I heard about it on late night radio, "Coast to Coast AM" w/George Noory. Truth news!

      Yep. I think Bush used it to send Katrina to NOLA, or something like that... Wilma, Ophelia -they were all manipulated. Even Pravda even wrote an article about it, so it must be true! OMG teh kittenz!

      Well, OK, no I don't believe it. I think it is as plausible as us sending cloud ships out into the ocean to stop some process that has been going on for loooong before we were here, and will go on for long after we are gone...

      But hey, 'cloud ships' are as good a way as any to get some grant money funding, I guess! :rolleyes:

      --
      "...there are some things that can beat smartness and foresight. Awkwardness and stupidity can." ~ Mark Twain
    75. Re:That's what? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      What if mother nature takes care about the CO2 emissions without us interfering?

      That's the thing about mothers - you can try leaving your room messy and wait for her to take care of it, and quite likely that will happen, but you won't like it when it happens.

    76. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be easier to stop using fossil fuels, but we're too lazy to do so.

      Wow, what an ignorant motherfucker..

    77. Re:That's what? by daniel_newby · · Score: 1

      I don't get this crap, this judeo-christian oriented narrative that humans are separate from nature and somehow 'unnatural' because we behave sort of funny.

      BURN THE WITCH! Secular Puritanism FTW!

    78. Re:That's what? by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Build irrigation canals from Alaska

      Those damn Kanooks will tap into the water on the way down. You'll only get a trickle at the end.

    79. Re:That's what? by isorox · · Score: 1

      We need to do enough research to make sure it won't cause a hurricane

      One little hurricane? What difference will that make?

    80. Re:That's what? by rdebath · · Score: 1

      >> We need to do enough research to make sure it won't cause a hurricane / tsunami first

      > You don't actually know what a tsunami is, do you?

      Hey, it could happen. Those clouds can get pretty big! If one of them were to fall.... ;-)

      Yes, It would piss down all over you.

    81. Re:That's what? by secondhand_Buddah · · Score: 1

      It would be much easier just to stop the Amazon being destroyed, but do you think that we can do something much simpler like that?
      It is really just not that simple to impose your ideas upon sovereign territories. Therein lies the crux of the problem.
      One advantage of this plan is that these ships could reside in international waters outside of the scope of national laws, politics, and corporate greed.

      --
      Participatory Governance : The only feasible option for a real democracy, where everyone really does have a say.
    82. Re:That's what? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1, Funny

      There should be a "+1, Flamebait, but true" ;)

      Question of the week: Do you need fossil fuels to fuel a flame-bait?

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    83. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, don't introduce out-of-system units. How many Libraries of Congress filled with $100 bills is that?

    84. Re:That's what? by instarx · · Score: 1

      I'm fully aware of the Law of Unintended Consequences, so while things could go wrong with this plan it has one over-riding positive that would address all your concerns... they can simply be turned off if we don't like what is happening.

    85. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Repeat after me: We are not special.

      In the non-religious sense, we *are* special. We are the only species capable of manipulating the environment in a directed global sense. For example, if we really wanted to, we have the capability to induce a nuclear winter which could wipe out most animal species and much of the plant life within a few weeks. There is no other species that in any way approaches these capabilities.
      The reason why we are special is just because we got to a certain threshold point first where we can (and effectively do) stop any other species from evolving to rival us in these capabilities.

    86. Re:That's what? by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      Billions ?

      --
      There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
    87. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea that China and India will stop their fossil fuel intake while the US uses 10 times as much...

      FYI China has already overtaken the US as the number one producer of CO2.

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2007/jun/19/china.usnews

    88. Re:That's what? by BJZQ8 · · Score: 1

      You like to eat, don't you? Farm tractors run on diesel. It's as simple as that.

    89. Re:That's what? by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nobody will die without fossil fuel

      Yeah, cuz 19th century agricultural techniques (Tractors? We don't need no stinkin' tractors!) will really scale well enough to feed 6.7 billion people.

      What could possibly go wrong?

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    90. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would that be the 'west' bathroom at your house or in some building in some city in some country in somewhere?

    91. Re:That's what? by electrictroy · · Score: 2, Informative

      When a certain species of animal overmultiplies, and Mother Nature brings a drought, food becomes scarce & animals starve.

      Pretty soon Mother Nature will be doing the same to the animal known as Homo sapiens. The drought will be scarcity-of-oil, the food shortage will be caused by idle farming equipment, and the U.S. and E.U. will no longer be able to sustain their 250 and 500 million citizens.

      --
      The government is not your daddy. Its purpose is not to raid middle-class neighbors' wallets and give it to you.
    92. Re:That's what? by Fjan11 · · Score: 1

      I meant to say "per capita", and granted, it is no longer 10 times when comparing US and China (for other 3rd world countries the difference is still in that order though).

      The point is that it is not realistic to expect politicians there to do much about reducing their CO2 when children are still dying from malnutrition. Even if we get China to play ball, there are 3 billion other people not in the west that have way more pressing issues on their mind than CO2 reduction.

      It is just entirely unrealistic to expect any kind of CO2 reduction in a global context. We better start coming up with mitigation measures, and this plan is as good as any I've heard so far.

      --
      This sig is just as redundant as the rest of this posting
    93. Re:That's what? by electrictroy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >>>you can die from global warming.

      No not really. The Romans and early Middle Age citizens experienced global warming & they did not die. In fact, they grew grapes as far north as Scotland, so it was actually beneficial. Just imagine if Canadians & Russians could grow food in the once-frozen tundra. It would feed millions.

      Perhaps you were thinking of pollution?

      Pollutants like carbon monoxide & particulate matter from car exhaust can damage human lungs, but that's a separate issue from global warming (CO2 emission).

      --
      The government is not your daddy. Its purpose is not to raid middle-class neighbors' wallets and give it to you.
    94. Re:That's what? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      The drought will be scarcity-of-oil, the food shortage will be caused by idle farming equipment, and the U.S. and E.U. will no longer be able to sustain their 250 and 500 million citizens

      That farming equipment could run on natural gas even if "green" technologies are snake oil and never work out. Most of us are assuming that they aren't snake oil and that eventually our infrastructure will no longer be dependent upon oil.

      I'd worry about Africa and the developing World starving to death before I'd worry about the US and EU. The US and the EU still have the capital to invest in new technologies and build economies that aren't dependent on oil. They still have other energy resources (coal if nothing else) to fall back on.

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    95. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In China that would be a done deal while you were still expounding the negatives...
      US$40b for a 1,000 mile pipeline wtf?
      Is it solid iridium?
      As for going through the Rockies - aren't there any miners needing a job where you live??
      A mountain is just a scenic wonder that has yet to defined by tunnels and roadways surmounting impossible odds to produce interestingly curved vehicular access routes...

    96. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Psssh... Mountains. Call in the sand hogs, they can do anything.

    97. Re:That's what? by hey! · · Score: 1

      Uhhhh. OK. "Mother Nature" doesn't do anything to "take care of us". The most that can be reasonably argued is that "she" maintains a set of equilibria something vaguely analogous to homeostasis.

      I think this is a bad idea because it changes too many parameters in too complex a way. Why do this for a global pollutant like CO2 when carbon sequestration reduces the rate at which a parameter diverges from its known status quo ante values?

      True, we'll never really be able to set the clock back, and true, some people will make out better and other worse under an serious sequestration effort. But that's true of any thing we attempt. Of all the things we might attempt, carbon sequestration would be by far the safest. Even global warming deniers would have to admit that if human contributions to CO2 aren't significant, then offsetting those contributions won't be significant either.

      --
      Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
    98. Re:That's what? by ianare · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The US and EU will have a much easier time meeting the food needs of their populations than China and India.

    99. Re:That's what? by genner · · Score: 4, Funny

      When a certain species of animal overmultiplies, and Mother Nature brings a drought,

      Oh sure bring religion into it.

    100. Re:That's what? by MJMullinII · · Score: 1

      I'd think a bad idea.

      What happens when we get the clouds at this and that location instead of wherever it would be generated without the ships?

      Are we 100% sure how the weather will be affected by the ships?

      Will richer countries try to get more water by controlling the rain?

      What if mother nature takes care about the CO2 emissions without us interfering?

      What if it doesn't affect things that much? Or much more than we believe?

      Would it be like, you know, much "easier" and safer to stop using fossil fuel? Even if it would put development backwards "a bit" for the moment?

      $5.3 Billion dollars is drop in the bucket compared to moving off fossil fuels. That is, of course, IF these things can do the things they advertise.

      I'm not saying they can't, but they seem a lot like the 'Magic Bullet' theory at this point.

      --
      "Don't be a martyr -- BE THE ONE WHO GOT AWAY!"
    101. Re:That's what? by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The U.S. and E.U. export food to the rest of the world. Not sure about E.U. pop figures but U.S. is approaching 300 M pop.

      --
      I drank what? -- Socrates
    102. Re:That's what? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      In any case if they don't remove CO2 as some people said but rather just increase reflection I guess they will sooner or later get old and have to be replaced since they haven't solved the actually issue, just the effects of it.

    103. Re:That's what? by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 1

      The ships would cost billions as well. It's time to bite the bullet and do what we need to do. Yes, it sucks, no we don't have a choice.

    104. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did some research, turns out that the enviromentalists are wrong and humans are infact.... natural

    105. Re:That's what? by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      What if mother nature takes care about the CO2 emissions without us interfering?

      First of all, aren't you part of this so called "mother nature"? I think we are all, then we are also perfectly entitled to do whatever we believe is necessary to save our lives.

      Second, if you don't think you are part of this so called "mother nature", you still believe at it as being some kind of God or a set of gods. So, your argumentation is metaphysical and perfectly useless in real life to solve any real life problem.

      Are we 100% sure how the weather will be affected by the ships?

      Probably not, but it is a false argument to do nothing. In this kind of effort, if a consensus lead to put this idea into action, some kind of testing will be done. We are neither 100% sure the windmills do not interfere with the weather. This doesn't stop the effort to use them to produce electricity because it is less harmfull than burning coal, for example.

      --
      Achille Talon
      Hop!
    106. Re:That's what? by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      How to make this project do that:

      Put a bunch of these ships in the Red Sea and Easter Mediterranean in order to grow clouds that rain on the Sahara.

      Don't know if it would work, but make it rain in the Sahara might be easier than irrigate the Sahara.

    107. Re:That's what? by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      The problem is that some Amazonian countries think deforesting the rainforest is a good idea, while all Saharan countries would welcome a lush desert. If everyone agrees, sovereignty isn't an issue.

    108. Re:That's what? by alexborges · · Score: 1

      Ok stop.

      First, "Mother Nature" did not "invent" oil or fossiles. Shit decomposes, goes under, big pressure turns it into oil after a (long) while.

      Weve been taking it out and burning it and now we have heated this bubble a bit too much and yes, we will pay the consequences OF OUR ACTIONS. Furthermore, we will pay the consequences of OUR INACTION.

      Stop throwing responsability away to god or mother nature: its been us all along, we fucked it up, we can fix it if we have enough balls for it.

      Some say its impossible, we would need to delete borders first.

      Well, lets start there, i say.

      --
      NO SIG
    109. Re:That's what? by Troed · · Score: 1

      For even more calculations, Bjorn Lomborg's "Cool It" (with a HUGE reference list due to critic against his earlier book) goes into even more detail.

      Basically: Even IF the world is warming up (which is seriously in doubt - check the numbers for the last decade) cutting CO2 emissions by economic force is not the right answer.

    110. Re:That's what? by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      You were doing so well, until you veered off into the realm of liars, charlatans, and people who do math badly. IPCC? Pfft. Trash. realclimate? A blog by the fanatic who invented the hockey stick graph. It's a climate myth GENERATING site. For myth busting, try a statistician. For a detailed recitation of just how little you can trust realclimate, read this.

      Personally I suspect a good many scientific disciplines could be improved by a sound thrashing by a statistician.

    111. Re:That's what? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Romans and early Middle Age citizens experienced global warming & they did not die.

      How do you know? Maybe it was peachy for England but the poor sods in Ethiopia got heatstroke and drought. Or maybe not. We don't really have good records of the mortality impacts at the time.

      Note also that the warming expected over the last century is larger and more rapid than anything the Romans or Middle Age citizens experienced.

      In fact, they grew grapes as far north as Scotland, so it was actually beneficial.

      ... to Scottish grape farmers, maybe. (Note also that we are already at those levels of warmth today, the question is what happens when we go even farther beyond that.)

      It's true that some people will benefit from global warming, particularly in cold regions. Others will be harmed, particularly in hot regions. A climate which changes too quickly tends to be bad for everybody, as it takes time to adapt to new climates (especially if you've got political borders and can't just move whichever climate dependent industries are no longer supported in your region.)

    112. Re:That's what? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      So? Stop consuming them and they won't make them. Simple as that.

      And my point was already that it's the consumers "fault" they produce the things.

      I don't want to get down on the whole "lower our consumption" thing, because I realize that is a big deal. But I'd also like to point out that since most economies are driven by consumption, the success of your plan would create an economic depression the likes of which the world has never seen.

      US consumption provides cheap labourers in China jobs. This in turn improves the lot of some fraction of the billion or two people living in China. The Chinese government can say that its providing industry and everything else all it wants, but the money for that isn't coming from China, its coming from the West. If they didn't need Western money and consumption, they would have done what they are doing now while Chairman Mao was still alive.

      The reality is that there is no silver bullet to this. Its easy to say, "consumption" is the problem. Its not. Inability to mitigate the effects of consumption is the problem. One effect may be global climate change. Global climate change isn't cause by me turning on my car, its caused by me needing to drive a car to get to my job and having to use gas to fill my gas tank to use said car. If you want change, you need to get me to a position where I don't need to lower my standard of living to make the changes needed. Otherwise, I guess I'll just have to move a little farther inland and enjoy a longer summer.

      And this consumption argument keeps ignoring the effects of developing countries in all of this. Even if we shut down all CO2 production in the Western world, China and India alone would probably be able to make up the difference in 20 years, maybe less. It may not seem fair to make them have the same standards as the rest of the developed world, but its absolutely necessary unless you want the problem to simply shift to people who don't feel any remorse whatsoever for the stuff they are dumping in the air. The tech is here and it works for them just as well as for us. They need to commit to using it.

      Production of goods and services that you may not necessarily need allows the extra humans that we keep producing to have some purpose. It also pushes technological advances. Not having to worry where your electricity and food are coming from allows you to do things like, for instance, think about global climate change instead of your grumbling stomach.

    113. Re:That's what? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Would it be cheaper to just mitigate the change?

      Generally, economists find that the best policy is a mix of CO2 emissions abatement coupled with adaptation to whatever climate change remains. It's not cheaper to just adapt without reducing the warming at all, but if you can adapt it means that you can live with more warming than otherwise.

    114. Re:That's what? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Those are some nice cognitive filters you've constructed for yourself. Any scientific paper cited by the IPCC (regardless of whether it was written by anybody in the IPCC)? Simply ignorable! Arbitrarily large amounts of evidence dismissible in one fell swoop! Ah, to be so unencumbered by knowledge and facts.

    115. Re:That's what? by initdeep · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When a certain species of animal overmultiplies, and Mother Nature brings a drought, food becomes scarce & animals starve.

      first of all, that isnt how it works.

      when an animal species grows, it grows to the level that the current food sources will allow, and then stabilizers there without any drought needed due to the pressure the population puts on it's food sources. Meaning if the food source will only support x number of animals, then those above x will die due to malnourishment all on their own.
      also when a prey animal increases population, there is most times (in a natural world) a corresponding increase in the number of predatory animals because they too fall into the first part of the statement.
      this will also lead to the control of the prey animal population.

      Pretty soon Mother Nature will be doing the same to the animal known as Homo sapiens. The drought will be scarcity-of-oil, the food shortage will be caused by idle farming equipment, and the U.S. and E.U. will no longer be able to sustain their 250 and 500 million citizens.

      you do realize that the US and EU are both major EXPORTERS of foodstocks don't you?

      The US alone could substantially increase their food production simply by actually farming all of the available land instead of allowing some of it to sit fallow (and i don't mean fallow in the context of crop rotation).

      your statements are so far from the truth it almost sounds like you've been brainwashed.....

      you're not a cult member are you?

    116. Re:That's what? by bryce4president · · Score: 1

      The US passed 300M in October of 2006

    117. Re:That's what? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      If you read the challenge paper from Lomborg's Copenhagen Consensus (CC), you will find that they conclude the optimal mitigation policy includes cutting CO2 emissions by economic force (e.g., taxes). They just don't recommend that you ONLY do that: you should also spend some effort on technology R&D as well as adaptation to climate changes you don't mitigate. Indeed, they find that R&D gets you a lot of short term gains, tax-induced mitigation gets you the most long-term gain, and adaptation helps cushion the blow.

      Well, that's the same as what the IPCC recommends, a mixture of mitigation, adaptation, and technology improvements. Maybe the IPCC recommends a different quantitative mix, but it's not accurate to claim that Lomborg or anyone else has shown that carbon taxes or other economic instruments are unnecessary or improper solutions. I think the CC find that you should have a carbon tax maybe 30% lower than what mainstream economists like Nordhaus recommend.

      In addition, Lomborg and the CC have been rightly criticized for taking more benign or just middle-of-the-road estimates with no uncertainty. It's long been known that the real need for strong mitigation is driven by the lower probability but high impact possibilities. (See, e.g., Weitzman's "dismal theorem" arguments about the "heavy tail" for a worst case scenario.) When you fix a central estimate and ignore the probability that the true outcome could be either higher or lower, you systematically lowball the amount of mitigation you need to insure against the more severe outcomes. (They tend to dominate the decision analysis since, even if a worse outcome is no more probable than a better outcome, the worse outcome gets more weight because the damages increase nonlinearly.) I don't know if Lomborg has ever acknowledged this, but the CC explicitly mentions it, and says that the possibility of large climate sensitivities can drastically change their cost-benefit analysis. Other economists have taken this uncertainty into account, and generally find even stronger justification for economic manipulation of CO2 emissions. That's the kind of analysis that the IPCC uses in their policy review. In general free market enthusiasts should be supportive of either price or quantity policy instruments to correct any distortion in the market, such as that due to negative externalities like CO2, whether it's by Pigovian tax or emissions trading or whatever.

    118. Re:That's what? by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Your faith in the IPCC is touching. Misguided, but touching. The latest review references three papers regarding global temperature trends, and one of them is the same paper from the original report. The other two are written solely to prop up the original, and required playing fast and loose with the refereeing rules of two different journals before they could be published at all, after one of them sat on the shelf, rejected from publication, for over three years, and all of which miserably fail statistical rigor tests. This is the large amounts of evidence you lament the loss of? Oh to be so trusting and blind.

    119. Re:That's what? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      I forgot to mention that one of the CC perspective papers does make a larger point about uncertainty, and unsurprisingly advocates a stronger role for economically induced mitigation policies. The other perspective paper argues that such mitigation will be too expensive unless accompanied by serious R&D into alternative energy — a fair point, but one which is not inconsistent with other conclusions such as the IPCC WG3 report. I don't think anybody believes that mitigation is going to work without more technology R&D, or that mitigation will eliminate the need for adaptation. Note that the perspective papers also agree that policy instruments like carbon taxes are an important component of the portfolio of solutions.

    120. Re:That's what? by mccrew · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. Over the next 80 years, experts predict that with near certainty over 6 billion deaths!

      --
      Hey, Windows users, there is no such thing as "forward" slash, there is only slash and backslash.
    121. Re:That's what? by Kijori · · Score: 1

      I'm not an expert by any stretch of the imagination, but I read an article about this in last week's Economist which suggests that the overall number and size of clouds wouldn't be affected, it would be the size of the water particles in them, smaller particles making the clouds more reflective. This suggests that any effect on the weather would be tiny.

      The point raised in the Economist, however, was that there are potential problems with this. Firstly, if we ever stopped spraying the heat level would be back to "normal" in a couple of days; this is good because it allows us to stop the change if it turns out to be a bad idea, but it also means that if something were to go wrong and the ships stopped we could see huge temperature changes overnight. Secondly, this doesn't help with other problems associated with excess CO2 - the one they mentioned was the changed pH of the ocean, which would affect animals' ability to create shells and could have huge knock-on effects.

      Regarding being easier and safer to just stop using fossil fuels - that's not really an option. We can't possibly just stop overnight, we don't have any alternative. Even if measures like this, or the other suggestions (e.g. fertilizing the oceans with iron to promote growth of algae) don't just solve the problem, they may prove to be vital if a huge climate-related disaster becomes imminent and we need to stop climate change quickly to get some breathing room. Even if we don't use them, the option to buy ourselves 20 years if it becomes necessary is comforting. Perhaps too comforting, of course, when moral hazard comes into play.

    122. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Met Office. It's not an acronym, it's just an abbreviation of meteorology.

    123. Re:That's what? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Exactly right. You're committed to maintaining and replacing this huge geoengineering infrastructure for as long as the excess CO2 is in the atmosphere, which could be hundreds or thousands of years.

    124. Re:That's what? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Repeat after me: We are not special. We, the humans, are a *part* of nature just like all the other animals.

      Thank you for so succinctly exhibiting the very mindset that is causing the problem.

      When there is a forest fire, animals run away from it. For them, this is okay because they probably didn't set it, they certainly don't know anything about how it works, and they can't put it out anyway.

      For us, we both set the fire, understand what is going on, and have the means of putting it out. That makes us sufficiently special and unique for this circumstance and you better hope that most people feel that way, or we are all in trouble.

      You aren't going to convince people that they are the solution to a problem that began well before most of us were born and probably won't be solved until after we are all dead unless you convince each and every person that they are very special indeed.

      Humanity may not be entitled to take whatever it wants and do what it likes, but I'll be damned if I know who can derail the juggernaut, other than ourselves, before it hits the end of the line.

    125. Re:That's what? by Loke+the+Dog · · Score: 1

      Romans and middle ages-people didn't die? Oh, I see... Gotta admit, thats news to me.

    126. Re:That's what? by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, where would the water be pumped to?

    127. Re:That's what? by Klaus_1250 · · Score: 1

      Not that easy. Growing clouds is one thing (doable, in fact, growing clouds at sea has been proposed in order to combat global warming, and it wasn't expensive). But clouds don't necessarily rain out and not at the spot were you would want them. Another issue is that you need favorable winds. But it indeed is likely to be easier and cheaper than irrigation, just not as reliable.

      --
      It only takes one man to change the Wisdom of the Crowd to Tyranny of the Masses.
    128. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what is your point? Should I refrain from insulin shots because they do not cure diabetes and I'm committed to spending money on them for the rest of my life? I think a cure would be great and it might be found in the next few decades. However, I have to live to see that day in order to benefit from the cure.

    129. Re:That's what? by billcopc · · Score: 1

      I wish that were true. I'm plenty cynical enough to entertain the idea of human cattle.

      The problem is that cattle has to be grown to a certain size before harvesting. Somehow I don't think grain-fed humans would yield enough meat to be worthwhile. I've yet to come across a vegan I wanted to eat :P

      --
      -Billco, Fnarg.com
    130. Re:That's what? by daver00 · · Score: 1

      Special? How? How are we thus apart from nature because we are smart? Why do we need to feel special about ourselves to choose a moral path? Are you saying that human morality is simply a high and mighty way of us reaffirming how much better we are than nature?

      It is possible to be both morally driven, and accepting that we are nature. In fact if you can't see how this is the way it needs to be, that people will never turn around their environmentally destructive ways so long as they see themselves as above nature, apart from it, better than it, then I find you morally bankrupt like all the others. Why do we need to feel so special about ourselves to simply do the right thing? That is the most morally corrupt view of the natural world I can think of, in a subtle way, but a very real way.

    131. Re:That's what? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      The point is that we should focus on reducing CO2 emissions now, because relying on geoengineering has very high costs of failure down the road if it doesn't work or we fail to maintain it for a very long time. To use the medical analogy, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. The time to use geoengineering is later, if really bad things loom near that we weren't able to prevent. Ideally, we wouldn't have to resort to geoengineering at all, because it's a risky intervention. But we should have it ready as a backup.

    132. Re:That's what? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      What I think the major problem is that you are more concerned with getting people to "accept that they one with nature" than you are with dealing with the problem.

      If I can get someone to accept responsibility for doing what needs to be done, I really don't care if they have delusions or not. If they want to believe that they have a part of them in the spirit world which I don't believe exists, then let them.

      The problem is you won't accept that people can move forward your objectives unless they subscribe to your world view. People who believe that they are special, and are inclined to help are not going to want to listen to you tell them that they have got it all wrong, any more than you are going to want to sit through a sermon.

      Some fool decided he was going to blame "Judeo-Christian" values for global warming. Good grief. Probably most of the people who are working for climate change subscribe to some form of those values, because most, not all, but most people in the West subscribe to some form of those values.

      That person is less concerned with cleaning up the environment and more concerned with scratching an itch that he has with the fundies. That's what it comes down to, and you'll excuse me if I call that out for the bullshit it is.

    133. Re:That's what? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It's not exactly like we aren't biting the bullet right now. I mean we aren't sitting on our hands hoping it will all go away now are we? Well, the answer to that is a resounding no.

      The tech simply isn't there and it won't be over night. We have been working on this since the 30's, although with different goals in mind. In the 70's, we had increased efforts at things like solar and wind and other so called clean energy, it isn't like we haven't been looking. If you simply look around the internet, you will see idiots who think they can use a car battery to create hydrogen to run their car to charge the battery in their attempts to do something about it (although at some point someone might get it working but everyone I know who has attempted it have actually used more fuel to date).

      We have a choice simply because we don't have the choice. The tech simply isn't there on the scale, capacity, and reliability needed. Anyone who says otherwise is fooling themselves, deluded, or only looking at what they want to while ignoring very plain realities like the life span of cars and other consumer products.

    134. Re:That's what? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      While I agree with most of what you said, I don't with one point.

      We aren't sure that we fucked anything up. Well, beyond any rational approach that is. The changes that are supposed to occur will happen at such a slow rate that we can easily adapt to them. Sure, people will lose money and likely take on some hardships but there isn't any reason for adaptation and the natural evolutionary processes to simply stop. People might have to move, it wouldn't be the first time. People might have to eat something different, it wouldn't be the first time. People might whatever and it still won't be the first time. And you know what, it might be the very change that we take in response to anything that is perceived as fucked up that actually caused the cure to our imposed ailments. The bottom line is we simply don't know- not that we aren't guessing right now.

    135. Re:That's what? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      If you want to be treated as a genuine skeptic I strongly suggest you drop the ad-homs and test your own assertions.

      I put it to you that you are the one who is misguided simply because you have never bothered to read the IPCC reports. Once you have read (or at least skimmed) the IPCC reports themselves (as pointed out in my OP) then perhaps we could have an interesting conversation on the science.

      I don't suggest that realclimate are totally free of political bias (nobody is) but in reference to your climate audit link, practice the scientific definition of skepticisim and go and search for arguments against McIntyre on realclimate. I also had a look at the blog you linked to, it's worth noting that Mann's hockey stick has been strengthed by a recent paper in the journal "Science", perhaps that explains the recent uptick in the blogoshere's political hit-pieces on the hockey stick.

      Disclaimer: I have a major in statistical analysis and have been interested in climate research for well over 20yrs. Statistically speaking, all politicians are hypocrites.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    136. Re:That's what? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Yes it's an abbreviation, therefore it should also be followed by a period. /grammar nazi

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    137. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then we agree on what should be done when CO2 levels in the atmosphere is already too high. But I don't share your optimism that the day really bad things looming near is sometime in the future. It is now. Geoengineering is not an established science, it will take time to debug and deploy any solution. We must start working on them as soon as possible.

    138. Re:That's what? by hellop2 · · Score: 1

      lol

      --
      How many more years will slashdot have an off-by-one error on your Score in your profile?
    139. Re:That's what? by daver00 · · Score: 1

      You make an awful lot of assumptions about me based on the little I have said addressing ONE issue in one discussion on one forum on the internet. I'm glad you are so skilled in this area.

      I am not about to throw away the notion that we need to protect our environment simply because I think we need to accept our part in nature, as a part of it. Shit mate That doesn't even make sense! I don't know where you drew your conclusions but I'm guessing my remarks regarding the religious stuff got your neck hairs up didn't it?

      You may think you are special, you may be well grounded in high and mighty morals. 99% of real people on the other hand think they are special, and therefore nature can go to hell if it gets in their way. Have you ever lived on a farm? In the country? Lived with a snake in your roof, bugs in your house, birds, bats, bees, tended a garden, cared for animals? I'm not saying you haven't but I'm guessing it. And if not you then the vast majority of high and mighty, think they are better than the wilderness, latte sipping urban green warriors. 99% of people who now have suddenly discovered climate change are the same people who run from a spider, can't be near a snake, find animals dirty and all other manner of bullshit like that. You all think we can cut greenhouse gases, buy a hybrid and the world is saved right? Yeah, and the other 900,000 issues facing the environment go out the window because its all climate change isn't it, thats just THE issue.

      I say we, you, everyone needs to come to grips with the reality that on a fundamental scientific level, we are no different, no better than any other animal out there. Nothing we have done makes us special. Pretty damn clever right on, but when you think about the fragility of the human versus say, any common insect in evolutionary terms, we are pretty weak shit, we'll be gone, a forgotten memory and the cockroaches live on. How clever is that? How special is that?

      Just ask yourself, by what measure are you special? Is it by some fundamental law of the universe that you are a special being? Or will you admit it is by your own selfish egocentric measure, the one you decided upon because it makes you feel better about life. We are not special, we are nature, THAT is why we should behave sensibly. Because the truth is, cut mother nature down enough and she'll wipe us off the face of our planet and barely remember we ever existed.

    140. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other thing that people forget is that global warming is a marvellous improvement from some perspectives. For example, if the average temperature goes up ten degrees, thousands of square kilometres of Siberia will become arable land. When it gets warm enough, Australia will once again have an inland sea, an estuary the size of France teeming with plants, waterfowl and crocodiles. Global warming is neither good nor bad, only different. Of course if you're a lawyer who paid top dollar for beachfront land it's so unfair...

    141. Re:That's what? by Uber+Banker · · Score: 1

      Pretty soon Mother Nature will be doing the same to the animal known as Homo sapiens... the food shortage will be caused by idle farming equipment, and the 'insert less sophisticated race' will no longer be able to sustain their 250 and 500 million citizens.

      Isn't that a well regarded theory how Homosapiens adapted and became? Stick around for another 10,000 years and see what we have? It's either going to be Idiocracy or something I've not thought of.

    142. Re:That's what? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      No not really. The Romans and early Middle Age citizens experienced global warming & they did not die.

      There were a lot less of them to start with, so population density was much lower. For us to go suddenly back to those levels now would involve quite a large number of peiople dying. Any volunteers?

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    143. Re:That's what? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It's true that some people will benefit from global warming, particularly in cold regions.

      It's not as simple as "everywhere will warm up by about x degrees". Some cold regions may get even colder if ocean currents are disrupted.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    144. Re:That's what? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      you will see idiots who think they can use a car battery to create hydrogen to run their car to charge the battery in their attempts to do something about it (although at some point someone might get it working but everyone I know who has attempted it have actually used more fuel to date).

      We just need somebody to repeal the laws of thermodynamics, and we're all set!

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    145. Re:That's what? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know. Even without thermohaline circulation collapse, different regions warm at different rates (land more than sea, Northern hemisphere more than Southern for the same reason, the Arctic more than anyone else due to ice albedo and other feedbacks).

      Nevertheless, it's still true that most of the benefits of global warming which exist will occur in cold regions. And actually, it's looking right now that the amount of warming necessary to significantly slow the thermohaline circulation is large enough that the net effect may still be to end up with a warmer climate than pre-industrial: there is cooling around the North Atlantic, but it's offset by the global warming which caused it (as noted in the THC shutdown Wikipedia article). Still, if the change is rapid that would be a big problem. Models predict that the slowdown will most likely be gradual, but it has been rapid in the past.

    146. Re:That's what? by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      If you want to be treated as a genuine skeptic I strongly suggest you drop the ad-homs and test your own assertions.

      I only returned as good as I got. Good book in the link, by the way.

      I put it to you that you are the one who is misguided simply because you have never bothered to read the IPCC reports. Once you have read (or at least skimmed) the IPCC reports themselves (as pointed out in my OP) then perhaps we could have an interesting conversation on the science.

      I don't suggest that realclimate are totally free of political bias (nobody is) but in reference to your climate audit link, practice the scientific definition of skepticisim and go and search for arguments against McIntyre on realclimate. I also had a look at the blog you linked to, it's worth noting that Mann's hockey stick has been strengthed by a recent paper in the journal "Science", perhaps that explains the recent uptick in the blogoshere's political hit-pieces on the hockey stick.

      That was a rather broad assumption on your part. As it happens, I have read sections of both the IPCC report and realclimate. I have read sections of climateaudit. I'm not a specialist in the field of climatology or a mathematician but I am an engineer reasonably capable of reading words of more than two syllables. But I don't even have to be capable of understanding any of the science to be suspicious of Mann. When MacIntyre asked for the code and the raw data, Mann said no. Repeatedly. This is not how I expect a scientist worthy of the name to behave. It's not science if it's not reproducible, and it's not reproducible if it's not thoroughly documented and completely published.

      That right there, before any of the rest of the saga had played itself out, told me Mann had something to hide, and therefore all of his work is suspect. In the ensuing years, when MacIntyre finally did get a hold of the code and data, it was very easy to believe him when he said Mann's code is bad, his math is bad, and his hockey stick is bunk. The fact that I can follow his arguments makes it that much easier. Add in the subsequent violation of the refereeing rules in a journal actually named Climage Change in order to get supporting papers published, and the smell of a politically motivated con job becomes very strong.

      Even looking at Mann's raw data myself, as the proverbial intelligent layman, I don't believe that his graph is the least bit justified. When an entire century worth of temperature data is represented by a handful of tree rings, and then subsequently included in a data set on an even footing with this last century's data, represented by thousands of actual measurements, I have a very hard time giving any credence to the resulting graph. No amount of disclaimers and rigor (which was lacking) and explanations (which could be uncharitably called hand-waving) could give the data for all of those centuries equal standing. When half a millenia of data is so sparse that it's measuring weather, not climate, no graph can be meaningful.

      Climate change apologists hammer away at people who point out that it was chilly today saying that you can't conflate weather and climate, and then they eagerly swallow a graph where two trees are purported to display a century of climate for an entire continent? Don't be ridiculous. That's just as much weather as me pointing out that it's 60 degrees F in September at my latitude today (chilly, compared to last year). My report lacks a sufficiency of temporal weight, and those trees lack a sufficiency of spatial weight. There simply aren't enough of them, in enough places, to be reasonable temperature proxies. Then in comes MacIntyre, saying, mathematically, that even if you accept all of Mann's data as perfectly representative of a thousand years of climate, it still doesn't prove what he claims it shows because you can feed pink noise into Mann's code and get the same resulting graph frequently enough that it's r

    147. Re:That's what? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      There simply aren't enough of them, in enough places, to be reasonable temperature proxies.

      That's not the conclusion of McIntyre himself. He doesn't appear to have a problem with the spatial density per se, at least in the Northern Hemisphere, and has in fact described the NH proxy network as "large". Rather, McIntyre's main arguments are (a) certain sets of tree proxies dominate the analysis, and (b) he questions whether their signal is real or spurious based on confounding non-climatic factors.

    148. Re:That's what? by alexborges · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well sure. It CAN be as you describe.

      BUT

      We have NO IDEA

      It can ALSO be as, say, Stephen Hawking describes: a chain reaction that turns the earth into Venus.

      Then the life and adaptation argument cuts both ways: i dont think you and I will discuss this point: the human species is aggresive towards its environment and life arround this species tends to change and adapt to it.

      This sometimes means species die, but it also sometimes means species become poisonous and aggressive towards us through evolution and the human species has been in the brink of extintion due to the adaptability OF NATURE (think superbugs, cockroaches, rats, ticks, lice... all vermin... forever since the beggining of this thing we call "society" and even before that: its a treat of life and nature, away from our control).

      So i just want to establish: it CAN get ugly.

      And then again, global danger is also a good reason to put aside petty differences and move towards a global civilization or, at the very fucking, least towards a globalized occidental civilization: one where occidental countries treat each other as natural partners instead of as either bussiness oportunities or risks.

      I know, i know, this is a whole other topic, but its the one i wanted to open with my closing line up there: the problem itself is worth solving together.

      I don't know if we will "adapt" or can "adapt" to whichever conditions come. I just would like the solution to go through the elimination of borders and the unification of occident under a single, democratic flag with no national or chauvinistic connotation save for the defense of occident and its values in front of China and whomever the fuck else threatens occidental values and freedoms.

      --
      NO SIG
    149. Re:That's what? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "When MacIntyre asked for the code and the raw data, Mann said no. Repeatedly."

      This is rubbish, although McIntyre did seem to have trouble tracking the data down for himself, I am glad to see that you didn't.

      "It's not science if it's not reproducible, and it's not reproducible if it's not thoroughly documented and completely published."

      The journals "Science" and "Nature" are by far the two most respect scientific journals on the planet and any scientist from any field would give thier left testicle to have just one publication in either. They are certainly not going to risk their reputation by publishing anything that cannot be peer-reviewed because of a lack of data or methodology. Again I point to the recent "hockey stick" paper by Mann et. al. in "Science", although I do agree it's a bummer these journals have a dollar cost associated with them.

      Add in the subsequent violation of the refereeing rules in a journal actually named Climage Change in order to get supporting papers published, and the smell of a politically motivated con job becomes very strong.

      It's worth noting that in Mann's CV he is listed as a reviewer for the journals Science, Nature and Climage Change (plus a fistfull of other respected journals). The reason for this impressive list is simple; Mann is recognised the world over as being at the top of his field.

      Now please don't take this to mean that I am using a logical fallacy (ie: arguing from a position of authority) because Mann's work has been independently confirmed many times over. What I am saying is that the politics is such that someone at the top of this particular field might as well have a large bull's eye painted on his forehead when it comes to attacks from political hacks (such as the "based on two trees thing").

      "I am an engineer reasonably capable of reading words of more than two syllables. But I don't even have to be capable of understanding any of the science to be suspicious of Mann."

      My own father is also a (retired) mechanical engineer who was for many years the Chief Engineer of a large company that made and modified assembly line machines for auto-companies. We had many debates over climate change, his misunderstandings were mainly due to the fact that engineering does not involve a lot in the way of statistical analysis. If it was difficult to convince my own father then I don't really expect my posts to change anyone's mind here on slashdot.

      Coincidently RC has a recent article by a guest writer from the American Institute of Physics on this theme.

      By all means be suspisiuos, after all that is what a skeptic does. What a skeptic doesn't do however is dismiss scientific arguments on the basis of political conspiracy theories. I put it to you again that your are (unwittingly) letting someone else's politics intefere with your science and that much of what is said on McIntyre's behalf in the blogosphere is not supported by McIntyre himself (ditto with Mann).

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    150. Re:That's what? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Just one more bit of triva to cast a skeptical eye over...

      The IPCC recently redisigned thier site, it was a dog's breakfast to start with and I thought the redesign made it worse. However I now take that crtisisim back, what they have done is set up a seperate site dedicated to data and analysis here.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    151. Re:That's what? by emilper · · Score: 1

      First, US has about 300 mil.

      Second, it's not "Mother" Nature, it is "Father" Nature, and he is an evil abusive moron who never stopped trying to kill us all. Fortunately, soon we'll be able not only leave home, but also retire him to a "natural preserve" and let him play with himself.

      Third, I wish the neo-Malthusians would get an education: no species of "animal" can over-multiply, because it's population will grow until it will fill it's ecological niche, then it will stop growing.

      Before the oil scarcity, I dread more parking space scarcity: that already gets people in trouble, and with a modern city block having as much population as a medieval Italian republic, wars are certain to erupt.

    152. Re:That's what? by spazdor · · Score: 1

      If you'd delivered this argument in person I would clap.

      --
      DRM: Terminator crops for your mind!
    153. Re:That's what? by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 1

      I'll agree that the technology isn't here today. That's why we really need to put money into researching it. I certainly don't think it's true that we've been working on this since the 30s. Quite a few of the most recent presidential administrations have been very unfriendly to the idea of saving energy, even going so far as to lower the EPA fuel standards during the Regan administration.

    154. Re:That's what? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Wow.. I'm just not sure how to address your reply. I guess I should start with your right, you don't think.

      First off, a simple google search or even a Wikipedia search would have shown the history of generating electricity from wind dates back to the 1800's with commercial companiesdoing it in the US since the 1930's. At one time, most of the Midwest was powered by wind energy.

      Sometime in the early 1800's (1830s?) the solar cell concept was discovered and in 1941, Russell Ohl made a practical silicon cell. We have been working with them ever since with the popularoty of them jumping with satellites and in the oil crisis of the 70's.

      Granted, nuclear energy and other magic bullets came around later but we have been working on the things and this is the best we have after almost a century or more. It would be nice to ignore the laws of thermal dynamics, to ignore that people have been working ont he stuff, it would even be nice to keep the hope of something better alive, but the practical side of it is that there won't be a magic bullet soon and we need to not discount tech already here.

      Second, I'm not sure if you understand the term "unfriendly", "saving energy" or what the president actually does. You see, Reagan had to lower the CAFE standards on trucks because they were producing trucks that farmers and small industry couldn't use. They wouldn't handle the weight properly and the alternative was to jump up a size to heavy machinery that used even more fuel. This was causing severe pains for already broke farmers and would have increased the over all energy consumption because essentially, every farmer would have been driving a dump truck around.

      Now, the president can't just wave a pen in the air and change anything either. Congress has to act first then he can do his magic. Well, in a few situations, through executive orders, something can be done but this isn't one of them. A democrat controlled congress had to write, vote on, and pass the legislation to make the changes before Reagan could cut anything. And guess what, that is exactly what happened, not because Reagan wanted to be unfriendly to saving energy, but because there was a real problem effecting Americans by the hastily thought out previous legislation.

      I suppose that you could also bring up the Reagan cuts to the Carter programs as an example too. But even there, no significant advances were being made, even with inflated energy costs, it couldn't compete, and Reagan didn't cut the development funding, he cut the subsidies that were increasing because regular/traditional energy was getting cheaper and cheaper.

      I'm not sure what other president was "unfriendly". Perhaps the term your looking for is "not as friendly as you would like". But both Bushes, Carter, Reagan and Clinton supplied funding for research in the sciences of these areas to differing degrees. I hate to pop the bubble in your bathtub but that is the reality of it. Commercial interest have always taken the basic sciences behind the tech and made the most advances in them. You will see that even today as we speak where they are attempting to improve wind, solar, geothermal, ethanol based fuels and so on. The EPA, under G.W. Bush, recently changed the way fuel economy was tested and reported which sort of rolled back the MPG listings on a lot of vehicles but that wasn't an actual decrease in savings or economy, just a more accurate reporting or claims. I know there are quite a few people who have a hard time with that, I've seem them making claims that their 5 year old car got better gas mileage then a 2 year old car because the sticker on the window said so. You get the impression after chatting with them that they don't know what to do with the number of miles or gallons once the record them. Instead of them figuring their MPG out for themselves, they will typically claim something like It took $30 to fill up the old car and now it takes $50 and it doesn't go any further.

    155. Re:That's what? by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 1

      Can you point to me the trucks that were the offending models of low farmer usability? Everything I've seen on the subject indicates that the standards were lowered before they went into effect, so I'm surprised to hear that the standards were rolled back due to poor products on the market. It's possible you and I are thinking of different reductions in the mileage standards, but I was only aware of Reagan dropping the standards once.

      I find it interesting that you actually touch on one of the reasons we haven't really been working on 'alternative' energy: "regular/traditional energy was getting cheaper and cheaper". The stuff ('alternative energy') was/is more expensive. If you don't use it of course you aren't going to put the same R&D into it as if you do. I'm not sure why you're acting like people have made the best effort on this stuff that they can. They haven't, because even if they had done the best they could, it would still have been more expensive than cheap oil. And why would you do that? Climate change didn't become a serious scientific consensus until sometime in the 90s. There simply was very little incentive to prioritize green energy before the current administration. The current administration by the way has not made a pretense of considering climate change a real issue.

    156. Re:That's what? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Can you point to me the trucks that were the offending models of low farmer usability? Everything I've seen on the subject indicates that the standards were lowered before they went into effect, so I'm surprised to hear that the standards were rolled back due to poor products on the market. It's possible you and I are thinking of different reductions in the mileage standards, but I was only aware of Reagan dropping the standards once.

      Ford Ranger and Chevy S10 are the models that were introduced to cope with the Cafe Standards. Engine Tech simply wasn't there at the time and ALL vehicles shrunk in order to meet the standards. The exemption was added before there was a loss in production but that doesn't make the problem any less real. And no, it wasn't due to poor products on the market, it was do to unusable products on the market. You see, unlike consumers taking kids to school, industry has an Idea of what type of horse power and cargo space they need. Farmers know how big of a tractor they need (horse power wise) based on what they do (plant, raise, or whatever).

      The congress was controlled by democrats with a comfortable majority under Reagan. They would have had to of been convinced of the need and agreed enough with it in order to vote onn the changes to the Cafe Standards. This isn't some made up BS that Reagan automagically waived a pen or a wand in the air and made happen.

      Now, the 27.7 MPG hasn't been reached in cars or trucks of the size since then. It is even more apparent now since the EPA changed the MPG reporting to reflect actual experiences more accurately. Imports aren't even hitting the mark until recently under the new reporting standards for anything but the smallest cars. The EPA has adjusted fuel economy ratings under the new system to accurately compare older vehicles with the old ratings. A 1985 Honda accord for instance with a 5 speed 4 cylinder engine has a rating of 26 with 23MPG city and 30MPG highway. But nothing other then a 4 cylinder came close to the ratings.

      Now, you can defy the laws of physics and assume that we have always been able to push 200+ horse power out of a V8 to power something that not only has the towing and cargo space but the power and ability to pull a tractor out of the mud and not use any fuel. You can deny the laws of thermal dynamics and create over unity engines all you want. And when you do this, you can bring the engine to market and make millions from it. But until that happens, we need to be able to have vehicles that are more tools then cars and those tools need to be able to get the job done.

      Your also crazy if you think the auto makers aren't attempting to lower fuel usage in the mean time. Lets take something like Toyota, a company known for making fuel efficient vehicles. When they started producing their full size pickups, they didn't do any better then the American trucks. Take the 2007 Toyota Tundra for instance. With a 5.7 liter V8 gas engine, 4wd, 4sp automatic transmission and about the same power ratings as a Chevy Silverado, It has a MPG rating of 14 with 13MPG cty and 17 MPG hwy. The 2007 Siverado with a 6 liter has the same rating of 14 with 13 cty and 16 hwy. If you go down a notch to a 5.3 liter gas engine, you get a 15 rating with 13 cty and 18 hwy. Now, everyone who needs a full sized pickup truck is generally using them for work to some extent. The more money spent in fuel means the more money not put in their pocket. It doesn't matter if your loading junk from people's back yard for $125 a load or if your hauling tools and equiptment or materials to a job site or pulling a hay wagon or livestock trailer, the more you spend in fuel to get the job done means the more you don't get to keep. If you could produce an engine that will drop in these trucks that deliver the same power that is needed, they will snatch it up in a heart beat. This is why they are going to diesel trucks, you produce more power a

  2. Headline by FuturePastNow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I saw this on the Discovery Channel. The rotor-sails look very interesting.

    One question for any Chaos Theory fans: what are the long-term effects of creating large, man-made clouds over the ocean?

    --
    Give a man fire, and you warm him for the night. Set a man on fire, and you warm him for the rest of his life.
    1. Re:Headline by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny

      One question for any Chaos Theory fans: what are the long-term effects of creating large, man-made clouds over the ocean?

      In Central Park you get rain instead of sunshine and a whole lot of people get eaten by prehistoric animals?

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    2. Re:Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw this on the Discovery Channel. The rotor-sails look very interesting.

      One question for any Chaos Theory fans: what are the long-term effects of creating large, man-made clouds over the ocean?

      Massive flooding inland resulting in tens to hundreds of billions in damage a year. Additional cloud cover reducing plant growth. Ironically increased cloud cover can cause droughts in neighboring areas since heavier clouds will tend to dump on one area and leave another neighboring area in drought. It's similar to what happens with mountains where one side is wet and the other dry. Truth? It's impossible to be sure because there are too many unknowns including the affect of large amounts of salt in the atmosphere and raining down on land. The idea I'm sure is it'll all rain back down in the oceans but that's unlikely. Also even if this happens we're talking changing ocean weather patterns that will affect shipping and ocean life. Our track record on climate engineering for positive benefit is pretty miserable. Simply relocating CO2 to the ocean from the atmosphere causes the oceans to go acidic. It's already happening and may be a major factor in coral bleaching so we are talking about dramatically increasing the rate this happens. The real solution is to not release the CO2 in the first place not try to dump it somewhere else especially when that place makes most of the oxygen and a large percentage of the food. It's like dumping sewage in a river. Who's that going to hurt? Do you get your water from the river and fish to eat? We're in a closed ecosystem and everything has a ripple effect.

    3. Re:Headline by smashin234 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      chaos theory has everything to do with this even being introduced...

      Global warming is being modeled due to chaos theory stating that it is possible to predict the future of complex systems.

      However, another part of chaos theory says its impossible to control in any way a complex system and any attempt to do so will result in unforseen consequences and more then likely castatrophic results...

      So trying to fix CO2 through global methods is a wasted effort to begin with. The best that mankind can do is reduce CO2.

    4. Re:Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I don't disagree with you that we should reduce CO2 levels, but you need to do some more reading on what chaos theory implies.

      It doesn't say it's impossible to control in any way a complex system. It doesn't say any attempt to do so will result in unforeseen consequences. It says nothing about catastrophic results. It doesn't say that it is possible to predict the future of complex systems.

    5. Re:Headline by 2.7182 · · Score: 1

      You're either a troll, or learned about chaos theory from Jurassic Park.

    6. Re:Headline by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be easier and more predictable to just spend 2.65 billion building artificial forest islands in the ocean ? This salt-cloud idea sounds like an endless chain of undesirable consequences and side-effects.

      --
      -Billco, Fnarg.com
    7. Re:Headline by FuturePastNow · · Score: 4, Funny

      They didn't mention that on the Discovery Channel.

      --
      Give a man fire, and you warm him for the night. Set a man on fire, and you warm him for the rest of his life.
    8. Re:Headline by Renraku · · Score: 3, Funny

      As a supporter of chaos theory and all things quantum..

      My answer is, "Yes there will be long-term effects, and no there will not be any long-term effects.

      --
      Job? I don't have time to get a job! Who will sit around and bitch about being broke and unemployed then?
    9. Re:Headline by jcwayne · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's impossible to be sure because there are too many unknowns including the affect of large amounts of salt in the atmosphere and raining down on land.

      It's what plants crave!

      --
      Failure to follow this advice may result in non-deterministic behavior.
    10. Re:Headline by jadin · · Score: 1

      A butterfly in Beijing is crushed to death by an Olympic spectator.

    11. Re:Headline by I)_MaLaClYpSe_(I · · Score: 1

      One question for any Chaos Theory fans: what are the long-term effects of creating large, man-made clouds over the ocean?

      I am quite sure that you already know that by the very nature of the Chaos Theory you can not predict the outcome of a contibution to a truly chaotic process. But you seemed to be looking for someone to answer that question, did you?

      Now, if climate was that chaotic - in opposition to weather, which arguably is quite chaotic - nobody would be able to predict that more greenhouse gasses would lead to a climate change as the climate would change all the time without any observable reason except that everybody would know that it changes all the time without reason because it is chaotic.

      But I guess the climate could be similar to the Saturn rings which are subject to chaotic processes. Say, you are a piece of rock orbiting around Saturn. As the planet is not a perfect sphere but there are mountains and regions of matter with different density within the planet, you are subjected to different gravitational forces depending where you are in your orbit. Now, if you happen to be in an orbit where you will happen to encounter the exact same forces again and again at later dates because - say - after the planet has turned around 50 times and you have circled the planet 7 times and after that you find yourself in the exact same position as when you started, the gravitational forces (or the centrifugal forces for that matter) will accumulate over time and you will be thrown out of your not-so-stable orbit and smash into the planet or get thrown into space or into a stable orbit where you will never periodically be expired to the very same constellation of centrifugal/gravitational forces time and time again and be it after hundreds of rotations of the planet and yourself around that planet.

      Now, assume that earths climate would be such a more or less stable rock. We know that it is not that stable as there have been ice ages and very warm times as well. But for what is concerned to be our lifetime and that of our grandchildren it might well be considered sufficiently stable although strictly speaking even that is not 100% sure.

      But what we do know is that if mankind produces a force that constantly pushes that rock from or to the planet, that we will be shifted into a much less stable orbit and thus might get thrown into space (e.g. ice age) or will descent to the planets surface eventually (ever rising temperatures). Either way, there is nothing wrong with trying to generate a new force that will counter another manmade force that pushes the climate out of orbit into something very unstable.

      p.s.
      I am posting as AC as not everything might be 100% correct in terms of explaining the saturn rings thing and also my mother tongue is not English and so it causes me tremendous efforts to not make a single spelling or grammar mistake and I do not have enough time to do that now.

    12. Re:Headline by I)_MaLaClYpSe_(I · · Score: 1

      well, I guess I forgot to check the "Post Anonymously" checkbox after proofreading the third time. Gotta go now.

    13. Re:Headline by budgenator · · Score: 1

      They will tell you weather is chaotic but climate isn't even tho it looks like a strange attractor to me. Actually when it all gets modeled and the maths all get written down and all of the equations put together and simplified if the results don't look like the classic logistics equation, I'm very suspicious of it.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    14. Re:Headline by dj245 · · Score: 1

      The flettner rotors are interesting yes, but mostly useless. The concept has been around since the 1920s and has been studied by many college students and professional researchers. And yet, somehow, all of our ships today are powered by propellors, impellors, or perhaps sails. The device is not practical for a number of reasons. It has all the disadvantages of sails, but no advantages. It also requires power to operate, a further disadvantage over plain old sails. The only real thing it has going for it is that an automated control system might be somewhat easier to implement compared to a sail.

      --
      Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
    15. Re:Headline by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      Actually, weather, like any other chaotic system is truly deterministic. Given a precise set of initial conditions and a set of the laws governing that system one can, in principal, reproduce the state of the system. The only way that it could be considered unpredictable is in the sense that small variations in initial conditions can produce wildly different outcomes. The troublesome part is developing the laws and determining the initial conditions. ...this is going to turn into a philosophical argument, isn't it?

      --
      SRSLY.
    16. Re:Headline by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1
      • Thought One - these clouds contain sea salt - I hope they aren't making any of them near farmlands....
      • Thought Two - if this really has a significant cooling effect, it should be possible to steer tropical storms - hopefully so they turn North before making landfall....
      • Thought Three - the geo-political ramifications will never end - if you are doing this kind of thing actively, you will be changing global rainfall patterns, and whoever is having a drought will be pissed, whether you caused it or not.

      Bring it on, it's certainly cheap enough ($6B paid by 300M people is $20 each, about what the US has paid in recent fuel cost increases for 200 miles of driving), and shut if off if it sucks.

    17. Re:Headline by Sentry21 · · Score: 1

      I am posting as AC as not everything might be 100% correct in terms of explaining the saturn rings thing and also my mother tongue is not English and so it causes me tremendous efforts to not make a single spelling or grammar mistake and I do not have enough time to do that now.

      Afraid that poor grammar and spelling will lose you karma? You must be new here... Most people here are either not from English-speaking countries, or are from English-speaking countries but stopped going to English class in third grade. Most foreigners I know speak English better than most Americans I know.

    18. Re:Headline by jtgd · · Score: 1
      Not only more clouds, and possibly more rain (floods?) but what of these clouds now seeded with salt crystals? Might that not make the rain more salty?

      That's ok, I'm sure the scientists have worked out every possible consequence of that.

      --
      J
    19. Re:Headline by oldhack · · Score: 1

      They had a conference call with Visa, MC, and Donald Trump. It's life, gotta make a living, gotta feed the monkey, that sorta thing.

      --
      Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
    20. Re:Headline by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      For an example of a chaotic system who's behaviour can be predicted with great accuracy see the Three Body Problem and investigate how it was used to shoot the Cassini probe through the gaps in Saturn's rings, twice!

      PS: I agree the obvious course of action is to reduce CO2 emissions.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    21. Re:Headline by jmichaelg · · Score: 1

      That's why it's called the Discovery Channel. They want you to discover it for yourself.

      Jeeesh! Kids these days want everything spelled out for them.

    22. Re:Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One question for any Chaos Theory fans: what are the long-term effects of creating large, man-made clouds over the ocean?

      Simple: the clouds will migrate to the poles on the wind currents and be deposited as snow and ice, rebuilding the glacier assets that have melted. Polar bears and penguins will love it.

    23. Re:Headline by tm2b · · Score: 1

      That's because there are not enough educators focused on the very important velociraptor problems.

      --
      "It is our blasphemy which has made us great, and will sustain us, and which the gods secretly admire in us." - Zelazny
    24. Re:Headline by www.inkampus.com · · Score: 0

      That is because Myth busters have not done some experiments on that.

      --
      New Site for College Students: www.inkampus.com
  3. Huh? by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where's the obligatory whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag?

    I mean, come on, use your imagination: a autonomous robotic fleet of cloud spewers gone astray?

    --

    ---
    "The chances of a demonic possession spreading are remote -- relax."
    1. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Don't you mean the obligatory ohnoitsroland tag?

    2. Re:Huh? by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 3, Funny

      ..a autonomous robotic fleet of cloud spewers gone astray?

      I for one welcome our cloud spewing robotic overlords! We need the rain here in the S. East!

    3. Re:Huh? by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      I think you mean

      whatcouldpossibliegowrong

      --
      Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
    4. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the obligatory whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag?

      I mean, come on, use your imagination: a autonomous robotic fleet of cloud spewers gone astray?

      What could go wrong? Well, how will the farmers like it when it's starts to rain salt water?

    5. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's bad about Roland? __Not__ trolling, just haven't heard about this guy before and I couldn't find much info through googling.

  4. Futurama by asills · · Score: 5, Funny

    And here I thought dropping an ice cube into the ocean was a really far fetched idea and nobody would take it seriously.

    --
    -- What did Spock find in Kirk's toilet? The captain's log.
    1. Re:Futurama by ypctx · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't forget to add Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg and Eminem for greater effect:)

    2. Re:Futurama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:Futurama by pak9rabid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fortunately our handsomest politicians came up with a cheap, last minute way to combat global warming.

    4. Re:Futurama by syousef · · Score: 1

      I keep telling people, corks in cows arses is the way to go, but every time i tell someone they try to have me committed. Why won't anyone listen to me!? The cows are EVIL I tells you.

      --
      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
    5. Re:Futurama by moniker127 · · Score: 1

      Lol i was thinking the same thing.

    6. Re:Futurama by martinw89 · · Score: 1

      Maybe because he isn't a mid 90s gangsta rapper? Or did I miss a few episodes?

    7. Re:Futurama by joocemann · · Score: 1

      And here I thought dropping an ice cube into the ocean was a really far fetched idea and nobody would take it seriously.

      The reason this one is not so far fetched is because we (as in most people) are very habited to treating symptoms instead of causes.

      This idea is no different. Good idea to put a slow on what we've already done; bad idea to put an answer to the big picture of human impact on the environment.

      Ex: If you arrest a man who abuses his girlfriend, he will not be able to abuse her while in jail. Symptom treated. If you counsel the woman on her tendency to date abusive men, she will not likely enter relationships that can lead to abusive outcomes/symptoms. Problem prevented.

    8. Re:Futurama by Repton · · Score: 1

      Well, we've dropped the giant ice cube in, so now we just have to watch and see...

      --
      Repton.
      They say that only an experienced wizard can do the tengu shuffle.
    9. Re:Futurama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    10. Re:Futurama by budgenator · · Score: 1

      they're in cahoots with the termites too!

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    11. Re:Futurama by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Funny

      And here I thought dropping an ice cube into the ocean was a really far fetched idea and nobody would take it seriously.

      Narrator: Of course, since the greenhouse gases are still building up, it takes more and more ice each time, thus solving the problem once and for all.
      Susie: But -
      Narrator: Once and for all!!

    12. Re:Futurama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe that huge arctic ice shelf that just sheered off might help. Beats trying to drill it out of Halley's comet.

    13. Re:Futurama by dafing · · Score: 1
      Im from New Zealand, you should understand that we had a thing called the "Fart Tax", we are very progressive about global warming etc, our government actually tries to make the world a better place, shocking eh? I dont quite believe all our fuss is going to make such a difference but at least we get to say we are first in the world to do yet another thing.

      Anywho, cows etc BURP the gas, not fart it, they burp a heck of a lot, thats how they emit the gas.

      --
      --- ...or a new slashdot signature. Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all
    14. Re:Futurama by alvirak · · Score: 1

      It's crazy enough to work! :)

      --
      Alvira Khan Florida Atlantic University FAU Alumni
    15. Re:Futurama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would only solve the music problems the world has, not so much the atmospheric.

    16. Re:Futurama by syousef · · Score: 1

      Anywho, cows etc BURP the gas, not fart it, they burp a heck of a lot, thats how they emit the gas.

      Yes but a fart is funnier than a burp and this was a joke not a serious comment on what was causing greenhouse warming.

      --
      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
  5. A Bad Doctor by Adreno · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A bad doctor treats symptoms without addressing the underlying ailment. With China and India (1/3 of the world's population), and other parts of the world booming, the release of greenhouse gasses is only going to accelerate. If we took this money and invested it into researching and implementing green alternatives to our current fossil-fuel infrastructure instead, more progress would be made in the long run.

    1. Re:A Bad Doctor by belmolis · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But it is also a bad doctor who treats the underlying cause without treating the symptoms if it will take a long time for the disease to go away and the symptoms are bothersome. Techniques like this should probably be used in conjunction with attempts to eliminate the causes of global warming.

      It isn't as if this is so expensive that no money would be available for other approaches. Sure, $5 billion sounds like a lot, but it is only 0.5% of the what the US has spent on the Iraq War so far.

    2. Re:A Bad Doctor by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      You have no idea how the system functions, do you?

    3. Re:A Bad Doctor by cryptodan · · Score: 1

      You have no idea how the system functions, do you?

      He must be new here.

    4. Re:A Bad Doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A bad doctor treats

      But it is also a bad doctor who treats

      I don't think it's doctors who are going to solve this problem.

    5. Re:A Bad Doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A good doctor treats the symptoms as well as the ailment - more so when the ailment itself can't be cured. Quality of life is important.

      This is a plan that could in theory be put into practice tomorrow, partially relieving those symptoms while longer term cures are being put into place.

      While the relatively rich first world has the money to build new infrastructure - to work towards that cure - development takes time, and current alternatives don't have the capacity to meet current energy demands. That *WILL* change, but not for some time. Here in the UK, there's a lot of emphasis on making this change at the moment, but even if we start replacing everything today it will be decades before we can completely phase out our existing coal plants. In the US, it's even worse as your grid needs to be redesigned and rebuilt from scratch to accomadate wind farms and their ilk. No small task.

      The only countries for which this will be 'easy' are those able to tap geothermal reserves.

      For the second and third world these green alternatives are currently too expensive, and will likely remain so until the technology is being produces in such quantities as to be considered a commodity. Even then, the third world will likely be unable to afford anything except used hand-me-downs from the first and second.

      So, what do you do?
      A) Treat the symptoms and buy the time for all of this to happen - affirmative action

      B) Treat the symptoms and forget to treat the ailment - what you think will happen

      Or

      C) Treat the ailment and ignore the symptoms - your suggestion

      For the record, taking action C would also be more expensive financially, as treating those symptoms also reduces the amount of damage inflicted.

      I admire the idealism, but you need to consider the reality of the situation at the same time or you end up making popular, but ultimately bad decisions.

    6. Re:A Bad Doctor by Adreno · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Uh huh... try convincing the public to dedicate such government funding to a scheme that would place 1500, 300-ton boats on open waters. You're now talking about higher frequency of ocean collisions; increased wreckage after damaging storms (and thereby increased maintenance costs all around); the energy expenditure (and CO2 release) required to produce such ships in the first place; and so many other counterproductive scenarios. Copper is being stolen from facilities across the U.S. as prices rise even today - what's to stop someone from going out to salvage an unmanned ship in international waters if it is constructed of materials desired? Our Coast Guard can't even track many drug-runners in the Caribbean, and you want to place 1500 ships on the ocean and cross your fingers that no one touches them? There are many other, more direct paths to solving this global problem, than the construction of a huge fleet of water-spraying ships that *may* increase sunlight reflectivity by a significant amount while likely instigating numerous practical issues in its implementation.

    7. Re:A Bad Doctor by bartyboy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If we took this money and invested it into researching and implementing green alternatives to our current fossil-fuel infrastructure instead, more progress would be made in the long run.

      Yeah, how about China and India do their part, too? Why is the onus on the West to cut back on greenhouse emissions while the Far East countries accelerate their output?

    8. Re:A Bad Doctor by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      Oh - Doctors will definitely be in on it- maybe not medical doctors so much, but lots of other kinds of doctors.

      --
      It's hard to believe that's how Micronians are made. Why don't we see it right now by having you both kiss one another?
    9. Re:A Bad Doctor by Adreno · · Score: 1

      I never suggested we ignore the symptoms. Rather, I would like to suggest that placing 1500, 300 ton ships on the ocean to continually spray water into the air would likely cause MANY more problems than it could potentially alleviate.

    10. Re:A Bad Doctor by AndyMan1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's Lupus!

    11. Re:A Bad Doctor by mean+pun · · Score: 1

      If we took this money and invested it into researching and implementing green alternatives to our current fossil-fuel infrastructure instead, more progress would be made in the long run.

      Yeah, how about China and India do their part, too? Why is the onus on the West to cut back on greenhouse emissions while the Far East countries accelerate their output?

      Why do you think that `we' and `our' didn't include China and India?

    12. Re:A Bad Doctor by __aagbwg300 · · Score: 1

      .... and both of those doctors are in my HMO.

    13. Re:A Bad Doctor by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      You do realise that someone with a PhD is a doctor, while medical doctors do not generally have doctorate degrees, don't you?

      It almost certainly will be a doctor who solves this problem, just not a medical one.

    14. Re:A Bad Doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe because they are developing and want to drive cars just like we in the west want to drive cars? Why should we have all the fun, driving cars, having freezers, computers, internet and get fruit from the other side of the world because its cheaper than get it from our own backyard? Why should they let only us have this and themself abstain just because west does not want to cutback and let the newcomers have some?

    15. Re:A Bad Doctor by gregbot9000 · · Score: 1

      A good doctor treats symptoms without addressing the underlying ailment if the ailments cure is worse then the disease, or if we don't really know what the "cure" is. Global warming is kind of like AIDS on that front.

      While I could give you aspirin to help ease the debilitating fever you have, but I am instead going to cure the entire disease by swapping out your entire immune system in a process of 32 operations and endless injections that should leave you as weak as a child and totally bankrupt.

    16. Re:A Bad Doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      > It almost certainly will be a doctor who solves this problem, just not a medical one.

      Really? I was almost sure it would be a regular no-degree Slashdotter.

    17. Re:A Bad Doctor by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

      Uh huh... try convincing the public to dedicate such government funding to a scheme that would place 1500, 300-ton boats on open waters.

      We could always, uh, ask Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, or that new super-rich guy that basically owns Mexico. They all have $3bil several times over.

    18. Re:A Bad Doctor by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      ... while medical doctors do not generally have doctorate degrees ..

      Just who are you getting your 'medical' care from? When you wake up, take a gander at Wikipedia.

      --
      Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
    19. Re:A Bad Doctor by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Why do you think that `we' and `our' didn't include China and India?

      Because they were the ones who told the Kyoto follow-on committee to take a flying leap if they thought that China and India were going to sign on to ANY mandatory emission controls?

      --

      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    20. Re:A Bad Doctor by GayBliss · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're now talking about higher frequency of ocean collisions;

      Do you realize how big the oceans are? The chances of any ship even seeing one of 1500 ships scattered around the globe is practically zero unless they are placed near a port or on shipping lanes. Ships go from one port to another on very specific routes, they don't wander around the oceans. Keep them out of the shipping lanes and nobody will ever see them.

      increased wreckage after damaging storms (and thereby increased maintenance costs all around);

      Negligible

      the energy expenditure (and CO2 release) required to produce such ships in the first place;

      Negligible

      what's to stop someone from going out to salvage an unmanned ship in international waters if it is constructed of materials desired?

      I think ships are made primarily of steel and not copper. It would be a whole lot cheaper and easier to just raid the local junkyard.

      Our Coast Guard can't even track many drug-runners in the Caribbean, and you want to place 1500 ships on the ocean and cross your fingers that no one touches them?

      They could track them very easily if they knew where they were in the first place. I seriously doubt they are just going to let these ships wander around aimlessly through the oceans with no way to find them and identify them except by searching for them. If such a plan were implemented, I'm sure they would know exactly where they are at all times.

      There are many other, more direct paths to solving this global problem,

      Really? This seems like a very cheap and direct solution if it indeed works.

      than the construction of a huge fleet of water-spraying ships that *may* increase sunlight reflectivity by a significant amount while likely instigating numerous practical issues in its implementation.

      If the best experts agree that it might work, it's worth testing on a small scale and see what happens in terms of cloud reflectivity and any adverse effects. It could probably even be tested to some extent without building a single ship.

    21. Re:A Bad Doctor by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      You're making the assumption that the doctor has made a correct diagnosis. The whole concept of "controlling climate change" is utterly idiotic. Whatever next, give the Earth a giant pair of sunglasses?

    22. Re:A Bad Doctor by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 1

      I fear you are correct. Developing nations don't seem to care much about environmental concerns because they cost money that they don't have, or perhaps more accurately said, aren't willing to spend versus the allure of progress and profit -- and of course, power (in the political sense, that is).

    23. Re:A Bad Doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You're having an asteroid belt problem. Even if you were dumb enough not to program the ships to avoid known shipping lanes (Incredibly Unlikely), you are still talking about 390,000,000 square miles / 1500 ships = 0.000003846 ships/square mile. They would be rattling around like a handful of ball bearings in an aircraft carrier.

    24. Re:A Bad Doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely, I would claim salvage rights to the very first one I came across.

    25. Re:A Bad Doctor by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, we could always arm the ships with automated weapons systems and IFF and program them to repel boarders who have not entered the proper codes or have the right IFF transponder. GPS tracking systems with silent alarms are another possibility. There are ways to mitigate the risks from pirates (the real at sea kind in this case).

    26. Re:A Bad Doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just attach laser beams to their masts.

    27. Re:A Bad Doctor by bigpat · · Score: 1

      The only countries for which this will be 'easy' are those able to tap geothermal reserves.

      And those that have a huge stockpile of fissile material... All those nukes sitting around are going to be worth more than their weight in gold when we need to fuel all the new nuclear power generators.

    28. Re:A Bad Doctor by swabeui · · Score: 1

      You are trying to make a parallel between people who try to evade the coast guard and a fleet of ships that will have GPS and every other instrument known to man on-board. As for keeping the ships safe (both from other ships and from pirates), station a few solders on each one. You will kill a few birds with this one.

      1. Obviously these people can defend and steer the ships away from danger. Tracking won't be an issue either.
      2. Countries who don't like the idea of the US and UK having 1500 ships floating around, guess what... they can chip in some cash and soldiers.

    29. Re:A Bad Doctor by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Just because they don't have a steering crew doesn't mean that they won't have a gun crew.... Lose enough $1M ships and you'll start seeing Coasties sprout up all around the things. It also takes a pretty sophisticated pirate to capitalize on something like this, they won't be swimming out from the slums to steal parts.

    30. Re:A Bad Doctor by skelly33 · · Score: 1

      IIRC, in the days following 9/11/2001 when all flights were grounded in the U.S., there was some of the cleanest, clearest air conditions observed in decades. That was after only several days of activity change. Look how hard Beijing tried to clear the skies for the Olympic games, and what they were able to pull off. It is unclear what amount of time would be required to fully recover from the effects of greenhouse gases, however it is clear that measurable differences are present after a very short period of time.

      If we're going to run blindly toward lofty goals, I'd personally rather put my money behind preventative measures than reactionary ones like the absurdity presented in this article.

    31. Re:A Bad Doctor by Cairnarvon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are a lot of people saying things like ``if we took this money and instead did x'' every time someone comes up with one of these plans, but at the end of the day, none of that money is actually being spent, neither on this nor on x.
      If we took the money from any of the vastly counterproductive things we waste money on (Iraq being the obvious example) rather than taking it from things that might actually work, we might actually get something done.

    32. Re:A Bad Doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, how about China and India do their part, too? Why is the onus on the West to cut back on greenhouse emissions while the Far East countries accelerate their output?

      I'm sure China and India would be delighted to have the same per-capita allowance of CO2 as the US.

    33. Re:A Bad Doctor by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Uh huh... try convincing the public to dedicate such government funding to a scheme that would place 1500, 300-ton boats on open waters.

      1500 ships in the Pacific? It's like... pissing in the ocean. There are plenty of never or hardly traversed areas of the oceans, away from sealanes, and they would not be in anyone's way. They'd all have GPS and be reporting their locations continuously anyway.

      As for theft, piracy, the "autonomous" part of the story is a bit idealistic. They should have a skeleton crew for maintenance, emergencies, like a lighthouse, and to guard them from malicious damage. There's not likely to be much worth the risk of stealing anyway.

    34. Re:A Bad Doctor by mgblst · · Score: 1

      With China and India (1/3 of the world's population), and other parts of the world booming, the release of greenhouse gasses is only going to accelerate.

      Booming, or you mean reaching similar levels to the West? When are you going to take responsible for your part in this. Stop blaming everyone else.

    35. Re:A Bad Doctor by mgblst · · Score: 1

      What an idiotic statement. Firstly, what does this have to do with the public? It is not like the public get to vote on how money is spent, just on which party will do the spending... every single one of your point is nonsensical, as written by a 12 year old.

      If you are, in fact, 10 years old, then well done. Otherwise, fuck off.

    36. Re:A Bad Doctor by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      A bad doctor may make a misdiagnosis and end up treating the cause or symptoms of a problem the patient doesn't even have.

      My best guess would be that this patient needs to see a Psychiatrist and should be given a placebo (in fact, that's exactly what all of these "climate change" schemes and policies amount to).

      If you want to build 1,500 idiotic little boats, 2,000 idiotic pairs of giant sun-glasses, 3,000 idiotic "sequestration" plants then do it with your own money.

    37. Re:A Bad Doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ex Coast Guard here. Higher frequen....WHAT?!?! Do you honestly know how big the ocean is? Do you know how small a fleet of 1500 boats is when you take in the massive square millage of the open ocean?

      If the craft is unmanned, you can cover the boat in a thick metal hide negating storm damage. I'm not a shipbuilder but I'm pretty sure they've already thought about it.

    38. Re:A Bad Doctor by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      A bad doctor treats symptoms without addressing the underlying ailment. With China and India (1/3 of the world's population), and other parts of the world booming, the release of greenhouse gasses is only going to accelerate. If we took this money and invested it into researching and implementing green alternatives to our current fossil-fuel infrastructure instead, more progress would be made in the long run. However, sometimes the underlying ailment is chronic and unable to be cured. In those situations, you have to adapt to the symptoms because the cause isn't going away. So with the world booming, what do you propose that will end the cause? You don't know that what you propose is possible, nor if it will actually solve the problem. And that, IS the problem. Climate change is going to happen, and nothing humanity can do will stop it, even if we vanished from the earth, the climate would continue to change. What we need to do is determine a good medium between conservation efforts, and adaptation efforts. So cut back on our use of fossil fuels for transportation, but also work to move some communities from sea level elevations.

      --
      Out of modpoints but really liked a post? 1BDkF6TtmmeZ3yqXbz9yhdYVqRYnwFoXDj
    39. Re:A Bad Doctor by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      If the best experts agree that it might work, it's worth testing on a small scale and see what happens in terms of cloud reflectivity and any adverse effects. It could probably even be tested to some extent without building a single ship.

      Unfortunately, it's probably hard to test this on a small scale. Other kinds of geoengineering can be, like stratospheric aerosol injection: that experiment has already been done, by volcanoes. But it's really hard to attribute cloud behavior to specific causes, which is why cloud physics is the largest uncertainty in climate prediction. You have to collect a lot of statistics in order to be able to disentangle all the causal factors, which means you probably have to do it on a large scale, and for some time, before you can tell what effect it's having. The natural variability of cloud cover is already large, and with that low signal-to-noise ratio, it takes a while to see if there's been any real change at all, let alone one whose cause you can isolate and attribute to your intervention.

    40. Re:A Bad Doctor by delt0r · · Score: 1

      A good doctor treats the symptoms with a tested treatment with relatively mild side effects.

      What could possibly go wrong. I mean we have always been right about this sort of thing before right?

      --
      If information wants to be free, why does my internet connection cost so much?
  6. For every action... by Nezer · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." - Sir Issac Newton

    I, for one, am curious about the effects of moving all this CO2 into the oceans. Surly this will not be without it's consequences. Just as moving this CO2 that was locked for millions of years underground out into the atmosphere has had its effects, so to will this.

    Still, I applaud the effort to help solve the problem and this "solution" would, at the very least, buy us some time but it will come at a cost that has yet to be known (and I'm not talking the direct fiscal cost talked about here).

    1. Re:For every action... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Uh? They're talking about enhancing the reflectivity of low-lying clouds above the oceans, not moving CO2 into the oceans.

      And Newton's Third Law's reaction to spraying salt water into the air is to push your ship a little deeper into the ocean.

    2. Re:For every action... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the article. They're not moving CO2 anywhere, just changing the albedo of the clouds to reflect more light.

    3. Re:For every action... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're not talking about C02 sequestering, but about creating a cloud layer over key areas, like the polar ice sheets.

      These clouds would reflect light back into space, resulting in a drop in temperatures in these regions. As Climate is a global system, this would have knock-on effects on the rest of the world that current simulations predict would counter global warming trends, for as long as the ships remain operable.

    4. Re:For every action... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." - Sir Issac Newton

      I, for one, am curious about the effects of moving all this CO2 into the oceans. Surly this will not be without it's consequences. Just as moving this CO2 that was locked for millions of years underground out into the atmosphere has had its effects, so to will this.

      Still, I applaud the effort to help solve the problem and this "solution" would, at the very least, buy us some time but it will come at a cost that has yet to be known (and I'm not talking the direct fiscal cost talked about here).

      Uh, what? RTFA. This doesn't move CO2. It increases the reflectiveness of the clouds in order to reflect more sunlight back into space. And quoting Newton out of context doesn't earn you points either.

    5. Re:For every action... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're confusing the Project Earth episodes. The one everyone here is talking about is the one where a big-ass fleet of ships blows ocean water up into the air in hopes of increasing cloud cover.

      The one you're referring to is where we would build ~ 1 million "pumps" to bring cold, nutrient-rich water from 1000 ft down to the surface in hopes of encouraging algae growth ... which soak up CO2 and then, when they die, fall down to the bottom of the ocean.

      What I don't understand about the fleet of ships is where does the electricity come from to power the motors that spin the Flettner roters? Likewise, what powers the pumps?

    6. Re:For every action... by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      I, for one, am curious about the effects of moving all this CO2 into the oceans. Surly this will not be without it's consequences.

      Have you never heard of limestone ? Guess how it was formed.

    7. Re:For every action... by worthawholebean · · Score: 1

      Putting CO2 into the oceans has the simple effect of forming carbonic acid (CO2+H2OH2CO3) which increases the acidity of the oceans. This is obviously a bad thing as even small changes in pH can really screw up the oceans.

    8. Re:For every action... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I assumed everything was wind powered

      These rotors would be easier to operate remotely than sails and would also serve as the conduits for the upward spray, with the spray consisting of droplets 0.8 Âm in diameter generated by passing sea water through micro nozzles. The power for the spray and the cylinder rotation would be provided by oversized propellers operating as turbines.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
  7. Genius by OpenSourced · · Score: 4, Informative

    Pure genius. Take a system you don't really understand, but depend on for living, and drastically modify a variable to see what happens.

    At least, after that, the farmers affected with drought, or torrential rains, or whatever, will be able to sue somebody.

    --
    Rome taught me patience and assiduous application to detail. Virtues which temper the boldness of great, general views.
    1. Re:Genius by maxume · · Score: 1

      No doubt those implementing such a scheme would wait until the very last ship was built and would then press the "Run for 50 years" button, rather than testing the first few dozen for a few months at a time. No doubt whatsoever.

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    2. Re:Genius by jabithew · · Score: 1

      Yeah. This scheme strikes me as sheer lunacy. Solve one problem by creating a bigger one.

      --
      All intents and purposes. Not intensive purposes.
    3. Re:Genius by MikeElectric · · Score: 1

      How is this any different from GM crops? That's an ongoing experiment that will probably end in disaster, but, the key is "Today's Profits". Profits today, in a capitalistic system, always outweigh the long term consequences of being wrong. Get With "The System" Man.

    4. Re:Genius by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pure genius. Take a system you don't really understand, but depend on for living, and drastically modify a variable to see what happens.

      That's exactly what we've been doing for more than a century now.

    5. Re:Genius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, like increasing the concentration of one of the components of the atmosphere by a third?

    6. Re:Genius by jabster · · Score: 1

      You are aware that people have been GM-ing crops for thousands of years, yes?

      Sure, we may be able to do it more quickly now, but it's essentially the same thing that's been going on for centuries.

      --
      Slashdot: you'll not find a more wretched collection of villainy and disreputable types...
    7. Re:Genius by mevets · · Score: 1

      Yes, and exciting too. Couldn't we use nuclear weapons to blow the sea into the upper atmosphere? That would be cool, pun intended.....

    8. Re:Genius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Pure genius. Take a system you don't really understand, but depend on for living, and drastically modify a variable to see what happens.

      Havn't we been doing that for hundreds of years, and that's why we are in this mess... might have to take lots of wacky ideas before we come up with a safe agreeable solution that may help.

      This ones defeinately wacky, and not just the salt cloud theory... how do you generate all the power for pumping all that water and spinning those towers, and why when your pumping
      millions of gallons of water can't you use the force genrated by spraying that into the air to move you around rather than waste it spinning huge colums which are barely any better than putting up some sails.

    9. Re:Genius by shermozle · · Score: 1

      Really? I wasn't aware we'd had the ability to splice random genes into the genome. Perhaps selective breeding is a more advances science than I expected?

    10. Re:Genius by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

      At least, after that, the farmers affected with drought, or torrential rains, or whatever, will be able to sue somebody.

      Nah, they'd create the company in Guantanamo Bay or somesuch, explicitly to move it outside the US legal system.

      --
      politicians are like babies' nappies: they should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons
    11. Re:Genius by marco.antonio.costa · · Score: 0, Troll

      Havn't we been doing that for hundreds of years, and that's why we are in this mess... might have to take lots of wacky ideas before we come up with a safe agreeable solution that may help.

      Human generated greenhouse gas emissions account for 3% of the total. The other 97% is from natural sources, such as forest fires and decomposing animals.

      To spell it out for you: 'no we haven't', but 'yes, we've been had' :-)

      --
      Send your spendthrift head of state this
    12. Re:Genius by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Perhaps selective breeding is a more advances science than I expected?

      Sure. 3,500 years ago they developed the Tangelo:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tangelo

      I'm pretty sure the people in Southeast Asia at the time didn't have access to DNA technologies.

      I just ate a plumicot the other day, half plum, half apricot. Pretty tasty, and they didn't need to do the GM in a lab at all.

    13. Re:Genius by CodeBuster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We are already effectively conducting a vast uncontrolled experiment with many uncontrolled or poorly controlled variables by burning fossil fuels and continuing to live as we have been living. If a bad outcome is unavoidable without additional changes then we must at least try to change, even though the results might be unpredictable because what is the alternative?

    14. Re:Genius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least, after that, the farmers affected with drought, or torrential rains, or whatever, will be able to sue somebody.

      Eh. Knowing the way america works these days, it was probably a farmer that recommended the procedure.

    15. Re:Genius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Selective breeding and germline genetic modification are not equivalent. Assuming they are will lead to incorrect conclusions.

    16. Re:Genius by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

      Pure genius. Take a system you don't really understand, but depend on for living, and drastically modify a variable to see what happens.

      Right. Which is why I'm against modifying the CO2 variable. Who knows what will happen if we suddenly and drastically reduce it. Plants will die, they'll produce less O2, and then animals will die... and those that live will be in a world where dogs and cats are living together. MASS HYSTERIA!

      Seriously, more people need to understand that we DON'T understand the system well enough to say that reducing CO2 is definitely the cure-all to our ills.

    17. Re:Genius by toddestan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, at least with this proposal, if it doesn't work out you tell the ships to stop making clouds, the existing clouds will dissipate fairly quickly, and you're basically back to where you started. In that sense, it seems less drastic and risky than other things I have heard thrown about.

    18. Re:Genius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pure genius. Take a system you don't really understand, but depend on for living, and drastically modify a variable to see what happens.

      Isn't that what we've already done by releasing greenhouse gasses?

    19. Re:Genius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually. By using a system such as this, those 1500 ships can become 1500 steps of variation.

      So in effect we could start with small changes and ramp up the number ships in use as data on the impact comes to hand.

      Also since these are mobile, and the climate change is not evenly spread, I imagine they also present a great way to take action where action is required.

    20. Re:Genius by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Huh, I wasn't aware that you could selectively breed a plum into an apricot.

    21. Re:Genius by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Pure genius. Take a system you don't really understand, but depend on for living, and drastically modify a variable to see what happens.

      Do you drive a car? Right then, shut the fuck up genius, this is mainly your fault.

    22. Re:Genius by marco.antonio.costa · · Score: 1

      My god, what is this? The friggin inquisition? You can't criticize global warming without getting modded Troll. Holies....

      --
      Send your spendthrift head of state this
    23. Re:Genius by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      It's probably rated troll because it's intentionally misleading. (Ok, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt: maybe it's just ignorantly misleading.) Or more likely, because of uninformed snide comments about "being had".

      Human emissions are small compared to natural sources, but that misses the point. The point is that normally natural sinks are in close balance with natural sources, so the net flux is near zero and the net CO2 concentration is near constant. (This changes during large climate shifts like the ice age cycle.) When humans add emissions, it unbalances the system, so that the sources are slightly greater than the sinks. Over time, CO2 accumulates. Analogy: if every year natural sources put 100 units of CO2 into the air and natural sinks take 100 units out, you get no net accumulation or decrease. If in addition human sources put 1 unit in every year, then you get 101 units into the air and 100 out, so 1 extra unit stays in the air. There is a net accumulation over time.

      Over the last 150 years (coinciding with the Industrial Revolution), CO2 levels have increased 35% despite being nearly constant (to within a few percent) for 10,000 years. Almost all of that excess CO2 is due to humans. This has been demonstrated by about a half dozen independent and mutually consistent lines of evidence, including records of fossil fuel extraction and use, the C13 isotopic signature of fossil fuels, the C14 signature, the corresponding O2 decrease, ecosystem flux measurements, ocean flux measurements, and ocean dissolved carbon penetration patterns. It's one of the most strongly confirmed lines of evidence in the whole debate.

      If you insist on being a climate skeptic, you need to catch up with the skeptical dialogue. They don't still argue about whether the CO2 is due to humans, or whether there's warming. Or even so much whether there is warming due to humans; that's no longer a very tenable position. Mostly the argument is about how strong the climate feedbacks are, i.e. whether we're going to get weak CO2 warming that will eventually be dominated by other natural factors, or strong CO2 warming.

    24. Re:Genius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you shut the fuck up communist open-sores loving piece of shit. To you fucktards, anyone who fucking disagrees should be censored to no fucking end, while you fucktards snhould fucking tell all the god-damned fucking lies you fucking want to. Shit, to you fucktards, those who disagree should be fucking shot at the next fucking communist revolution you fucktards are wanting to fucking start. If global warming fucking exists, why don't you communist open-sores loving fucktards go out a find a fucking, run a fucking hot bath, and slit down your fucking wrists to eliminate the CO2 you fucking claim is causing this so-called "global warming"

      GO AHEAD FUCKING FLAME AWAY
      OR BETTER YET GO SLIT YOUR FUCKING WRISTS FUCKTARDED SHITDOT SHEEPLE!
      - marco.antonio.costa (937534)

  8. Ship info.. by B5_geek · · Score: 0, Redundant

    wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flettner_ship/

    Jacques Cousteaus' ship the Calypso was the first ship of this style that I had known about.

    --
    "The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." ~Plato (427-347 BC)
  9. Global Money Making Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The GW money making machine is in full swing, ripping off as many taxpayers as possible. Great job, you con artists!

    1. Re:Global Money Making Machine by OriginalArlen · · Score: 1

      The GW money making machine is in full swing, ripping off as many taxpayers as possible. Great job, you con artists!

      Speaking as a fully paid-up card carrying member of the bunny-loving, tree-hugging, knit-your-own-yoghurt brigade, and having paid an interest in global warming since Hansen et. al. (1988), I must say I'm sitting here on top of a big pile of money just cackling to myself whilst I light myself another Monte Cristo and finish of the last of the Montrachet '86. Thank-you so much to all those fools who cut down on their carbon emissions, thus ???, allowing me to profit! Muahahahahahaha.

      --

      Everything I needed to know about life, I learnt from Blake's Seven
    2. Re:Global Money Making Machine by polar+red · · Score: 1

      a few billion dollars ? as opposed to the the hundreds of billion dollars made by the oil-industry ?

      --
      Yes, I'm left. You have a problem with that?
    3. Re:Global Money Making Machine by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

      Global warming is part of a natural cycle. It happened many times before. They're finding human artifacts underneath melting glaciers in the Swiss Alps, for crying out loud! What does it mean?

      It means that the earth was warm enough at one point in the past for humans to live in areas that are still covered with ice.

      It means that there were no glaciers in those areas a few thousand years ago because the earth was warmer than it is now.

      It means that humans did not cause global warming then.

      It means that SUVs are not causing global warmning now.

      It means, put that in your pipe and smoke it.

      It means, stop ripping me off with your carbon footprint taxes.

      It means, take your footprint and your carbon and pack them up your asses. LOL.

    4. Re:Global Money Making Machine by ed.mps · · Score: 1

      nice troll, absence of proof is not proof of absence.

      --
      !sig
    5. Re:Global Money Making Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the oil industry is to blame for providing the fuel for this global catastrophy just as the drug producers to the druggies we should "tax" them from their profits to combat the higher CO2 emissions, the money should then be used to finance fantasy projects that will combat this global warming/cooling/whatever more or less catastrophe.

    6. Re:Global Money Making Machine by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

      nice troll, absence of proof is not proof of absence.

      Funny, I was thinking the same about you. Everything points to the fact that global warming was much worse in the past than it is now and that it was not caused by the release of CO2 into the atmosphere by humans (or the farting of animals). It also did not cause the oceans to rise and submerge half of the world's land area. Deny if you are a con artist. I'm sure you'll always find idiots or other rip-off artists to go along with your lies. I am not one of them and those who think like me are growing in numbers and we vote.

    7. Re:Global Money Making Machine by OriginalArlen · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is...human civilisation is doomed anyway, so in the meantime let me enjoy low taxation and an SUV? Right. That makes sense.

      --

      Everything I needed to know about life, I learnt from Blake's Seven
    8. Re:Global Money Making Machine by OriginalArlen · · Score: 1

      Uh-huh, so all those climatologists who say otherwise are either a bunch of halfwits for failing to notice this stupendous oversight in, well, the laws of physics (and the fundamental physics of greenhouse gases and climate are really very simple), or a bunch of evil bastards because they KNOW it's all nonsense, but are part of a giant conspiracy to keep quiet about it so long as the grants keep rolling in. Which of these absurd possibilities do you propound?

      Incidentally, if you'd like your economy to stick to a fossil-fuel based, intensive energy basis, have fun when oil hits $500/barrel...

      --

      Everything I needed to know about life, I learnt from Blake's Seven
    9. Re:Global Money Making Machine by lenski · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you don't understand the concept of "money making machine" very well. Extractive industries are getting plenty of money right now, and they are funding all sorts of operations intending to convince Voters Like Your Brilliant Self that this is all a money game.

      We can compare the motivations of people whose personal incomes are in the tens of millions per year based on continuing the status quo versus the motivations of people whose incomes and reputations depend on the accuracy of their work, some of whom would need to change the particular topic of research if the climate is doing just fine.

      Which group has the greater incentive to tilt the results?

      1) It won't take a whole lot of sea level rise to cause some serious population migration, considering worldwide population density is highest near shorelines.

      2) While climactic variation is the norm on timescales exceeding that of recorded human history, many researchers are beginning to think that once tipped, climate change can happen surprisingly quickly.

      With these two points in mind, whatever the probability that the researchers are more correct than those who would preserve the status quo, the costs of rapid change would be staggering both economically and in human lives.

      On the other hand, getting going with some creativity relatively soon can reduce the risk dramatically.

      I hope you are young enough to see it through. It is likely to be extremely interesting.

    10. Re:Global Money Making Machine by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      yes and lots of leading doctors thought enima's were great for the health in the 1900's inspite of any real proof. smart people are just as good at convincing themselfs that stupid things are true as anyone else, there is plenty of room left for debate on global warming, and the fact that lots of parties go on the attack at merely questioning it makes me suspicous that it's not as cut and dry as it's made out to be.

      --
      If you mod me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine....
    11. Re:Global Money Making Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is...human civilisation is doomed anyway, so in the meantime let me enjoy low taxation and an SUV? Right. That makes sense.

      Fuck you, you dishonest asshole. He's saying no such thing since he showed that global warming happened before and it was warmer than now and civilization is still here.

    12. Re:Global Money Making Machine by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

      Uh-huh, so all those climatologists who say otherwise are either a bunch of halfwits

      In brief, yes. They are both halfwits and con artists. How about that, eh? And so are you for defending their con game. You must be benefiting from it too since you defend them so much. There does not need to be any conspiracy. It's all about money and you just want your share of that stolen money, period. I tell it like I see it.

    13. Re:Global Money Making Machine by marco.antonio.costa · · Score: 1

      Well, but in the old days when we cared about SCIENCE no proof meant no proof, and consensus sure as hell didn't mean proof. That means studying it further before spending billions of other people's money, blaming developing countries for trying to pull out of MISERY and basically selling indulgences for carbon emitting sinners.

      And he was not trolling, as I'm not, but you did use a dishonest and underhanded counter-argument, that is unfortunately too well effective here on /.

      --
      Send your spendthrift head of state this
    14. Re:Global Money Making Machine by lenski · · Score: 1

      The GP was not "questioning" anything. Here is the quote that contains not even a hint of questioning, but lots of strongly worded answering:

      Deny if you are a con artist. I'm sure you'll always find idiots or other rip-off artists to go along with your lies. I am not one of them and those who think like me are growing in numbers and we vote.

      In my observation, the history you cite refers to snake-oil "science" as contrasted against verified, replicated science as it now practiced.

      it's not as cut and dried as it's made out to be

      Other than those who speak hyperbolically, serious students of climatology don't use phrases like "cut and dried". They use phrases like "After decades of study, we hare becoming increasingly concerned that climate systems are experiencing changes that are unprecedented in recorded history. Our observations of other periods in history are beginning to show us that the evidence points to a set of changes that humanity is unprepared to face."

      I do not believe that the climate study community is a bunch of snake-oil salesmen. As I wrote in an earlier post, if the research revealed tomorrow that the climate is stable, that it is self-correcting, etc., then they would need to change research topics to some other atmospheric system research. This is why I contrast their motivations and temptations against those whose multimillion dollar incomes depend on maintaining the status quo.

      As an American, I find the idea of reducing dependence on oil (particularly) and extractive industry (generally) somewhat attractive, as I am bloody damn tired of having the political environment poisoned by such powerful entrenched interests.

      On the enema question: I assume that you recognize that most health professionals today consider fiber to be a very important part of one's diet, right? Particularly for the purpose of reducing the incidence of colorectal cancer? (I am 51 and waaay too familiar with these topics... :-) )

    15. Re:Global Money Making Machine by tsotha · · Score: 1

      Heh heh. "knit-your-own_yoghurt"? I love a good twist of phrase! (No sarcasm intended)

    16. Re:Global Money Making Machine by OriginalArlen · · Score: 1

      There's a term for that type of cognitive process; you will find it in the DSM-IV.

      --

      Everything I needed to know about life, I learnt from Blake's Seven
  10. Thus by CSMatt · · Score: 4, Funny

    solving the problem once and for all.

    ONCE AND FOR ALL!

  11. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. by martinw89 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It will be interesting to see if this idea gains more ground, and if there will be a general scientific consensus on this proposal. Personally, I wonder if this method could actually cause MORE problems. But I have absolutely no credentials and nothing to back this up with. So, what will the consensus be?

  12. Ahoy there matey! by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Am I the only one who assumed that these would be pirate ships?

    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    1. Re:Ahoy there matey! by Fumus · · Score: 1

      Don't be silly.
      These ships will be so expensive, that pirates will start to appear and take them over. So in the end, the scientist will say that the ships solved global warming, but in reality the increase in pirate numbers will save the day.

    2. Re:Ahoy there matey! by viruswatts · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who assumed that these would be pirate ships?

      So, pirates are unable to survive in warmer environments? Interesting...

  13. Redefining the problem... by HouseOfMisterE · · Score: 1

    So, the problem isn't global warming, but that our clouds aren't reflective enough? It's a chrome-plated bandaid.

    1. Re:Redefining the problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bling bling bitches !

    2. Re:Redefining the problem... by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

      If the problem is the temperature of the earth is increasing, then we can either try to reduce our CO2 production or we can increase reflectivity of clouds. Either one--or a combination--in theory would fix the problem.

      The interesting to see here are the people that are suggesting that this would be a band-aid or doesn't address the underlying problem. The underlying problem is TEMPERATURE. If this really worked then I see NO PROBLEM with this being a final solution.

      Those that see a possible way to keep the temperature from increasing but are against it because it doesn't allow them to argue for reduced CO2 production are revealing themselves as political animals hell-bent on a policy rather than people concerned about the environment.

  14. Being as WATER VAPOR is the #1 greenhouse gas.... by simhomer · · Score: 1

    Being as WATER VAPOR is the #1 greenhouse gas, I fail to see how SPRAYING WATER into the air would be helpful.

  15. Ahhh yes, by isotope23 · · Score: 1

    I believe we have found a new definition for Hubris......

    --
    Service guarantees Citizenship! Questions Guarantee GITMO.... Amerika Uber Alles!
  16. Oil by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    And how will this deal with the rapidly depleting fossil fuel supplies?

    This sends out the wrong message, that we can continue on unchanged.

    1. Re:Oil by OriginalArlen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oil may have turned the corner, but there are more fossil fuels than that. There are literally hundreds of years' worth of workable coal deposits. What worries me is that atmospheric pollution is a classic tragedy-of-the-commons. So long as there's a sufficiently industrialised civilisation to dig it up and burn it, we're going to be emitting fossil CO2 at, at best, mid-20th century levels for the foreseeable future. Look out Jurassic, here we come. (Oh yeah, and the water-vapour-cloud-seeding-ships idea fails at the first hurdle, namely that (even if it worked, which I seriously doubt as the clouds would be too low in the atmosphere) the whole thing stops working the day the ships do. Dirty coal does at least produce relatively long-lived and high sulphate aerosols. (Now if only there were a cheap simple way to capture the CO2 at the generator site, but still emit the sulphates...) Over the past 20 years, my level of optimism for the future (vis a vis climate change) has followed a curve very similar to the NSIDC sea-ice extent for 2008 (except that my optimism only flat-lined at the point where I couldn't think things could get much worse.)

      --

      Everything I needed to know about life, I learnt from Blake's Seven
    2. Re:Oil by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Not Jurassic, Carboniferous. Be prepared for total ice meltdown... which means the oceans are around 300 meters higher than they are now. (And how high are YOU above sea-level? What about where you work? And the roads in between?)

      OTOH, humidity should increase enough that even deserts won't be *that* dry. And continents should get enough smaller that the deserts that exist will be a lot smaller, also.

      If they start in on this, I may invest in a houseboat. With sails. And either solar or wave power for electricity. (An outrigger should make a dandy wave-power generator.) But I think I'll wait a bit, as I really don't see this getting off the ground, and I'd prefer that living on a houseboat be a bit less labor intensive that the last one I looked at.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    3. Re:Oil by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

      And how will this deal with the rapidly depleting fossil fuel supplies?

      It doesn't. They are two different issues for a reason.

    4. Re:Oil by oracleofbargth · · Score: 1

      Be prepared for total ice meltdown... which means the oceans are around 300 meters higher than they are now.

      300m?? Sweet! My house will be on beach front property! Bring on the global warming!

    5. Re:Oil by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      No, no, see, the ships will have sizable solar arrays for power, which work great except when it is cloudy, um, WHAT"S THAT OVER THERE?!!

  17. A bad doctor doesn't treat the symptoms. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    You are crazy. This is a such a small amount of money, and could alleviate fallout from global warming. If it works, it would be money well-spent. It makes no sense to turn up you nose at this kind of technology as part of the solution to global warming.

    1. Re:A bad doctor doesn't treat the symptoms. by jlarocco · · Score: 1

      If $5.3 billion is "such a small amount of money" for you, maybe you should build the ships yourself.

    2. Re:A bad doctor doesn't treat the symptoms. by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      i guess the 2 go hand in hand don't they, global warming lacks credible science and has a huge artifical price tag as well.

      --
      If you mod me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine....
  18. Lime... by Pedrito · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm kind of fond of the resurrection of the lime idea, in part because it addresses at least 2 problems at once, though I don't know what the economics of it are in comparison to this. In addition to reducing CO2 overall, it also makes the sea more alkaline, which is good for sea life, in particular, coral. A lot of coral has been wiped out because of increased acidity in the ocean (due to, surprise, increased CO2 absorption).

    1. Re:Lime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd honestly rather see the lime idea go ahead than firing salt into the sky....

      Why do people see the need to "battle" global warming.
      Protip: IT IS NATURAL!
      When will people ever learn?
      Screwing around with things they think they can predict with their silly little supercomputers when they can't even predict the damn weather the next day correctly most of the time

    2. Re:Lime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ah... but what if we fired lime, salt, Grand Marnier, Jose Cuervo, and some ice into the sky?

    3. Re:Lime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You trying to say something about The Almighty?

    4. Re:Lime... by Jorophose · · Score: 1

      The lime idea makes a lot of sense, if only because it makes it a sort of logical explanation as to why the lime is there in the first place...

      (as a side note, ten bucks says fry hopped back in the time machine and made sure we'd have enough lime)

    5. Re:Lime... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Insightful? Come on guys, it's an AC so you can't be trying to improve it's Karma.

      Unless you really think that Global Warming can be fixed with an earth-sized margarita. Either way, it's scary.

      --
      Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
    6. Re:Lime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For f^ck's sake! Wasn't this joke beaten to death on the original thread?!

      Lime not lime.

  19. Earth's system is self-healing... by JimboFBX · · Score: 0

    Earth's climate system is self-adjusting and self-healing. Its the only way life could be possible for so long- if it wasn't it would be stuck in some extreme, like Venus.

    While prone to saying this might mess things up with that system, I'm leaning more towards "this will overall do absolutely nothing except waste money".

    1. Re:Earth's system is self-healing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't doubt that Earth as a whole will survive. I don't even think the odds are dramatically against humanity's survival as a species. However, I would personally like to avoid having, for example, 90%+ of the individual members of the human species die off from starvation because our climate changes killed off a majority of crops in the world, or have coastal cities flood from rising water levels, or create any new deserts of what used to be arable land. These things count as undesirable in my book, even if they don't result in the death of Humanity as a species. I would prefer that the climate remains relatively stable, instead.

      Nature doesn't noticeably tend towards mercy. Plenty of species have gone extinct. Plenty more will. I would prefer that humanity not be one of them.

    2. Re:Earth's system is self-healing... by expatriot · · Score: 1

      Self healing might mean that the Earth gets rid of those pesky humans and leaves the nice frendly fish.

      The Earth surviving is a faily low target.

      Venus is self adjusting too. It self adjusts for a very hot planet.
      At one point in the past, self adjusting was keeping the Earth covered in ice.

  20. Clouds of salt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1500 Ships spewing salt water into the sky. What could possibly go wrong.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PBDL4DF4AI

  21. Re:Being as WATER VAPOR is the #1 greenhouse gas.. by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    We require more Vespene Gas.

  22. Re:Being as WATER VAPOR is the #1 greenhouse gas.. by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sometimes, only RTFA can help you.

    --
    Bio questions? Ask me to start a Q&A journal. Computer analogies available for most topics!
  23. US$2.65 to 5.3 billion is peanuts by polar+red · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the US government gave a few hundred billion dollars to the upper class today, by buying out freddie and fannie ...

    --
    Yes, I'm left. You have a problem with that?
    1. Re:US$2.65 to 5.3 billion is peanuts by marco.antonio.costa · · Score: 1

      How's that giving billions to the upper class again? That's giving trillions in debt to all taxpayers, actually.

      --
      Send your spendthrift head of state this
    2. Re:US$2.65 to 5.3 billion is peanuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      How's that giving billions to the upper class again? That's giving trillions in debt to all taxpayers, actually.

      Let's use some round figures to guesstimate.
      1) 1M people get a 1M bailout each. (1MM)
      2) 300M people get a 3.3K debt each. (1MM)

      Now the first 1M people get 1M-3.3K=~996K each.

      That's how the few profit by giving the many debt.

    3. Re:US$2.65 to 5.3 billion is peanuts by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

      Off-topic, but no, it did not give a few billion dollars to the upper class today. The upper class with stock in those companies got pretty much screwed while the bailout keeps it possible for the non-rich to buy a house.

    4. Re:US$2.65 to 5.3 billion is peanuts by polar+red · · Score: 1

      you skipped a few economy classes do you ? The non-rich can go to other banks; the upper class with stock in those banks are saved from the bankruptcy of that company (and people with a loan with those banks can keep paying off their dept... if those banks crashed, they wouldn't have to pay anymore ... bank gone! ... but people with savings at those banks would be screwed)

      --
      Yes, I'm left. You have a problem with that?
    5. Re:US$2.65 to 5.3 billion is peanuts by polar+red · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      the worst part of this : the government (actually, the republicans) wouldn't want social security (the bailout = social security equivalent for companies)

      --
      Yes, I'm left. You have a problem with that?
    6. Re:US$2.65 to 5.3 billion is peanuts by FreeUser · · Score: 1

      Helped many of my stocks. Pity I can't spend the money until I'm 60, by which time those dollars ought to be worth about ... oh, maybe $0.0000001 thanks to the inflation current monetary policies are likely to incur. Oh well, it's fun to watch the big numbers anyway, even if they do end up being like the Zimbabwean dollar.

      --
      The Future of Human Evolution: Autonomy
  24. Better idea by Joebert · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've got a better idea.
    Lay pipelines from the ocean leading to the desert and spray saltwater over the desert & let nature do the rest of the work.

    --
    Wanna fight ? Bend over, stick your head up your ass, and fight for air.
    1. Re:Better idea by HeLLFiRe1151 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You mean like Death Valley which is below sea level? Which mostly is a prehistoric salt water lake anyways. Stop making sense, it upsets the balance of power for elitists.

      --
      I've got 101 mod points and you can't have them!
  25. after the cold war we get the climate war ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apart from the fact that we would be seriously screwing around with a system we only partly understand, do we really think the whole world actually wants the climate we create ?

    Answer: Of course not. Some other parts of the world will not like this change because it not only cools down the planet, it will also have all kind of other effects on the global climate.
    Other nations will be compelled to counter our counter-measures and before you know it we have a "climate war" on our hands with even more devastating consequences for the global climate than doing nothing at all.

  26. She will. by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What if mother nature takes care about the CO2 emissions without us interfering?

    One way or another, she will. But the kick in the balls is, we may not like how she takes care of it.

    1. Re:She will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Isnt water vapor a greenhouse gas? Im guessing after we complete this project we will have to spend 15b on some cleanup of the new mess we have made. And then 90b to clean up the subsequent "fix".

    2. Re:She will. by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 0, Troll

      We know perfectly well how "she" (that cold piece of rock) will take care of it. High CO2 levels and "high" temperatures are not exactly new and will cause 2 effects :
      -> increase in plant mass due to higher efficiency photosynthesis and expansion of plants into regions previously inacessible due to higher humidity in the air. So overall ... more plants. Less permafrost will allow forests to expand in several very, very large areas that they are now blocked from entering. Both permafrost regions of Alaska, Canada, Greenland, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia in the North and Antarctica in the south (Antarctica was once lush forest, and so was Greenland, in fact, greenland was lush forest not too long ago), and also regions where water can't reach at these temperatures. Likewise the top layer of the ocean will heat up, leading to more algae (and *slightly* more storms), more fish, and more O2 production to countermand CO2 production
      -> those plants will convert CO2 into new plants + O2, thereby providing counterpressure to the changes, which will end in a "new" (or old, depending on what timescale you look) balance. Right now there is, compared to the time when plants conquered the planet, very little CO2 in the air (and I mean VERY little).

      The reality is that all co2 that is stored in oil comes from the athmosphere. Therefore even if we burned all of the oil in all of the earth's crust right now, we'd only recreate the athmospheric situation of the age of the dinosaurs, a time when animals roamed over more regions of the earth than they do today. It would be perfectly liveable, and probably even more comfortable, for humans.

      And yes, waters would move, weather would change, coastlines would move. But they are moving anyway. It would go *slightly* (sorry but we're talking centimeters per decade, at that speed even a 2000% increase is still beaten comfortably by a handicapped toad being poisoned by the KGB, running microsoft software)

    3. Re:She will. by jamesswift · · Score: 1

      Mother Nature plays Rochambeau, South Park style.

      --
      i wish i could stop
    4. Re:She will. by narcberry · · Score: 2

      Scientists can't predict the climate accurately for the upcoming weekend.

      Washed-up political figures predict the climate in a couple of decades from now and people scream "end of the world"

      I'm sorry guys, the data is not in.

      --
      Modding me -1 troll doesn't make me wrong.
    5. Re:She will. by RedWizzard · · Score: 5, Informative

      The reality is that all co2 that is stored in oil comes from the athmosphere. Therefore even if we burned all of the oil in all of the earth's crust right now, we'd only recreate the athmospheric situation of the age of the dinosaurs, a time when animals roamed over more regions of the earth than they do today.

      That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen modded to +5. The carbon stored in oil was locked up in plants and animals before it became oil - it wasn't ever all in the atmosphere at the same time. And it didn't suddenly all become oil at the same time either.

      It would be perfectly liveable, and probably even more comfortable, for humans.

      Since that amount of carbon has never been in the atmosphere at once we have no idea what it would be like. It may be enough to tip the atmosphere into a runaway state that would result in a Venus-like atmosphere. But that's beside the point. The question is not whether increased global temperatures would be liveable or comfortable. The question is whether the economic costs of adapting to the new conditions outweigh the costs of try to reduce or prevent the change.

    6. Re:She will. by joelwyland · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sorry guys, the data is not in.

      The only people who say the data isn't in are the people who haven't looked at the data.

    7. Re:She will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      You're wrong about the fish and algae.

      Read here, about algae blooms:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algal_bloom

      As water heats up, the amount of oxygen it can contain decreases (which is why trout prefer cold/mountain water.) If it gets too warm, then the water may not hold enough oxygen to support life (e.g. fish)
      http://antoine.frostburg.edu/chem/senese/101/solutions/faq/predicting-DO.shtml

      If a lake gets too warm/shallow during summer, it can kill all of the fish in it.

      Note that really large game fish, e.g. tuna, prefer cold, deeper, water than warm water. If you're thinking that "look at all the pretty fish" in warm tropical water means fish do well in warm water, you probably need to rethink your strategy because if the water becomes too warm, they'll die as the reefs do:
      http://articles.latimes.com/2005/oct/25/nation/na-coral25

      Given that your comments about water are completely wrong (and I'm afraid my comments will never be seen since they're anonymous), I'm very afraid for the accuracy of the rest of your comments.

    8. Re:She will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen modded to +5. The carbon stored in oil was locked up in plants and animals before it became oil - it wasn't ever all in the atmosphere at the same time. And it didn't suddenly all become oil at the same time either.

      That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen modded to +4. The carbon stored in oil was all in the atmosphere at the same time before it became locked up in plants and animals.

      Since that amount of carbon has never been in the atmosphere at once we have no idea what it would be like.

      It would be like the conditions when life first started.

      It may be enough to tip the atmosphere into a runaway state that would result in a Venus-like atmosphere.

      Unless you believe in abiotic oil creation, we will not reach Venus scale Atmo.

    9. Re:She will. by pushing-robot · · Score: 3, Informative

      Step 1: Turn the ships off.
      Step 2: Wait two weeks for all the water vapor to precipitate.

      Do I get my $15b now?

      Water vapor doesn't stay in the atmosphere for very long at all — maybe a week or two. Other greenhouse gases vary: Ozone lasts a few weeks, methane, about a decade, CO2 and fluorocarbons, close to a century.

      But in each case, "cleanup" is just a matter of waiting. The hard part is stopping production, but in the case of these ships it's as easy as flipping a switch.

      --
      How can I believe you when you tell me what I don't want to hear?
    10. Re:She will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And where was the carbon before it got locked up by plants or animals? Where, oh where was it prior to animals or plants got their greedy little mitts on it?

      My guess: the atmosphere.

    11. Re:She will. by quantaman · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but your entire comment strikes me as a list of rationalizations as to why we don't have to do anything about global warming.

      Personally I don't want to base the welfare of the planet on optimism.

      --
      I stole this Sig
    12. Re:She will. by DeadChobi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree with the sibling post. The data is in. I've heard it explained very succinctly by a climate scientist. We know what to expect. We just don't have a plan to fix it that won't cause other major problems. The trouble isn't the problem of global warming, it's the problem of the loss of the polar ice caps, the flooding which will result, the destruction or change of ecosystems, the resultant loss of animal life, and the whole host of problems that that will cause for man.

      Your statement about scientists not being able to predict the climate is an extreme generalization. It's difficult to predict where a particular patch of clouds will be at a particular point in time, but it's not hard to develop a model that closely approximates a number of environmental conditions over the entire Earth and then apply it to make predictions about trends based on current conditions. We have a decent understanding of what's generally going on, how fast energy is being radiated out into space versus how fast its being absorbed, and the factors which affect this. To say that the model isn't a good approximation is to ignore years of good research into the global environment.

      --
      SRSLY.
    13. Re:She will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      "The carbon stored in oil was locked up in plants and animals before it became oil"

      You're both under the faulty assumption that petrol comes from plants and animals. The material is formed from Kerogen. It's an organic compound (organic as in it contains carbon) but it wasn't created from life. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerogen

    14. Re:She will. by Tumbleweed · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen modded to +5.

      *pft* Hell, I can beat *that*! Just check out some of my comments. I expect an apology.

    15. Re:She will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At some point it had to all be in the air unless you're suggesting that it didn't exist until living plants did.

      Never say never.

    16. Re:She will. by tjstork · · Score: 1

      Therefore even if we burned all of the oil in all of the earth's crust right now, we'd only recreate the athmospheric situation of the age of the dinosaurs

      Well no, we'd release the CO2 accumulated by 200 million years of dinosaurs...

      --
      This is my sig.
    17. Re:She will. by jamesh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Therefore even if we burned all of the oil in all of the earth's crust right now, we'd only recreate the athmospheric situation of the age of the dinosaurs

      Not so. Lots of CO2 comes from volcanic sources. For millions of years, Earth has been pumping out CO2 and for those same millions of years, animals and plants have been dying and getting burried underground, effectively maintaining an approximate balance of CO2 in the atmosphere.

      Releasing all the stored CO2 into the atmosphere is going to cause a problem, and some would argue that it is already causing a problem.

      I'm not sure that pumping water vapour into the air is a solution though. As I understand it, water vapour is itself a pretty powerful greenhouse gas...

    18. Re:She will. by RedWizzard · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen modded to +5. The carbon stored in oil was locked up in plants and animals before it became oil - it wasn't ever all in the atmosphere at the same time. And it didn't suddenly all become oil at the same time either.

      That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen modded to +4. The carbon stored in oil was all in the atmosphere at the same time before it became locked up in plants and animals.

      Think. We're talking about the conditions when the oil we're digging up now was formed. The plants and animals it came from didn't appear overnight. It wasn't all carbon in the atmosphere one day, half of it in the biosphere the next. Life has been locking carbon into the crust since it appeared. I.e. the last time all the available carbon was simultaneously in the atmosphere was the end of the Hadean eon 4 billion years ago.

      The suggestion that we can burn all the oil in the crust without regard for the consequences just because that carbon was in the atmosphere 4 billion years ago is moronic in the extreme.

      Since that amount of carbon has never been in the atmosphere at once we have no idea what it would be like.

      It would be like the conditions when life first started.

      The surface temperature then was about 230 degrees C. The atmospheric pressure was high enough to allow liquid water despite the temperature. Does that sound attractive to you?

      It may be enough to tip the atmosphere into a runaway state that would result in a Venus-like atmosphere.

      Unless you believe in abiotic oil creation, we will not reach Venus scale Atmo.

      That's only true if the sun's output is the same now as it was 3 billion years ago. But it's believed that the sun was 1/3 dimmer then. The fact is that we don't know what it might end up like. We do know it wouldn't be good for us.

    19. Re:She will. by jimdread · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The carbon stored in oil was all in the atmosphere at the same time before it became locked up in plants and animals.

      No, it wasn't all in the atmosphere at the same time. Most of it was in the ocean, same as most of the carbon dioxide is in the ocean now. Isn't this how the scientific theory goes: There was heaps of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere. Primitive plants developed, which absorbed the carbon dioxide, and produced oxygen. This switched the atmosphere over from a mix of carbon dioxide and nitrogen into a mix of oxygen and nitrogen. Therefore, before the plants, the atmosphere had a huge amount more carbon dioxide than it has now.

      And yet, despite the much higher levels of carbon dioxide than we have now, life flourished. Mosses and ferns grew to gigantic sizes in the carbon-dioxide-rich atmosphere. Then they died and got squished and turned into coal and oil. So if anybody tells you that we have to "save the planet" from carbon dioxide, ask them why the planet wasn't destroyed when the carbon dioxide levels were much higher than now. Where did the coal, oil, and all fossil fuels come from? From plants and animals which got their carbon dioxide from the atmosphere and the ocean. Isn't that the standard scientific theory?

      The objection that "it wasn't all in the atmosphere at the same time" is interesting. It implies that back in the olden days, when the coal seams and oil reservoirs were forming, the carbon dioxide was "somewhere else". Where was it then? How did the plants and animals get it into their bodies? Surely it must have been in the ocean or the atmosphere for a plant to absorb it, and from there an animal could eat the plant to get it.

      The objection also implies that if we burn coal, oil, and gas, that all of the carbon dioxide will end up in the atmosphere at the same time. Of course, that won't happen. Think about the carbon dioxide from all the coal people have burned in all of human history. Where is it? Is it all in the atmosphere right now? No it isn't, a lot of it has been absorbed by the ocean, by plants, and by rock formation. Therefore, all the carbon dioxide we've released into the atmosphere isn't all still in there. So it can't all be in there at the same time, can it?

      Secondly, all of the carbon dioxide from all of the oil, gas, and coal won't be in the atmosphere at the same time, because we haven't burned it all yet. We don't even know where all of it is, and of the stuff we do know about, we haven't dug it all up and burned it. There is still heaps left. For example, you may have heard of coal fields with hundreds of years of supply left. If we've got hundreds of years of coal left, obviously all the carbon dioxide won't end up in the atmosphere at the same time, because it's still locked up in the coal, in the ground.

      So what's different about now than in prehistoric times? One difference is that there are much more efficient plants living here. Back when the coal was formed, it was giant moss and suchlike that were dominant plants. Look at moss now, it only grows a few millimetres high. Now we have plants like C4 plants and CAM plants, that can really suck the carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere. They are best at absorbing carbon dioxide from even very low concentrations, and when it's hot. When carbon dioxide concentrations are high, then even the not-so-efficient C3 plants can easily absorb it.

      Therefore, if we burn the fossil fuels, we should expect to see increased plant growth. If we collect up things like plant fibres and use them for long term things, this will store the carbon from the fossil fuels in a non-atmospheric form. One technique for doing this is to build a house and furniture out of wood. We could grow plantations of trees, which absorb carbon dioxide from the atmosphere. Then we could cut down the trees and use the wood. So if we have plantations of various plants which produce large amounts of carbon-rich fibre, we can harvest the carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere. Pretty simple huh.

      Or we could believe all the doom-and-gloom merchants.

    20. Re:She will. by narcberry · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean the data that shows both warming and cooling patterns? OMG climate change!!! It may be the next ice age, or it may be unsurvivably hot temperatures, but either way it's big, it's mean, and it's going to get you!

      The only thing that could save us now is a fleet of ships spraying salt water into the air!!!

      --
      Modding me -1 troll doesn't make me wrong.
    21. Re:She will. by narcberry · · Score: 1

      Oh, I forgot to mention I'm selling global warming resistant tin foil hats.

      --
      Modding me -1 troll doesn't make me wrong.
    22. Re:She will. by Paiev · · Score: 1

      No, you mean that scientists can't always predict the weather accurately for the upcoming weekend. Big difference. Weather is short term, climate is long term. That seems to be the gist of your very well thought out argument.

    23. Re:She will. by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      Yes it was. Kerogen is mostly derived from decomposing bacteria and plant resins.

      The abiotic theory of petroleum formation is literally believed by nobody except crazy conspiracy theorists and , uh, some russians (the russians in particular just happen to be conspiracy theorists so..).

      --
      Excuse the Unicode crap in my posts. That's an apostrophe, and slashdot is busted.
    24. Re:She will. by jbengt · · Score: 4, Informative
      IANAAS (I Am Not An Atmospheric Scientist) but from what I recall,

      High CO2 levels and "high" temperatures are not exactly new and will cause 2 effects

      Only 2?

      increase in plant mass due

      Probably, but hard to predict, and different in in some areas than others.

      Antarctica was once lush forest . .

      Sure, when Antartica was near the equator, many, many millions of years ago.

      Less permafrost will allow forests to expand . .

      And release large quantities of methane, which, pound for pound, has a more powerful greenhouse effect than carbon dioxide.

      Likewise the top layer of the ocean will heat up, leading to more algae (and *slightly* more storms), more fish, and more O2 production to countermand CO2 production

      Not at all clear that those will occur. E.g., one of the main ways that nature actually is limiting the carbon dioxide buildup so far is by dissolving carbon dioxide. This changes the PH of the ocean, and affects the marine life. Also, since when does more algae and more fish go hand in hand, and how in the heck does oxygen countermand CO2 production?

      The reality is that all co2 that is stored in oil comes from the athmosphere

      The reality is that all of the carbon came from somewhere (comets, asteroids, volcanoes?) before some of it entered the atmosphere as carbon dioxide, and also that all that carbon locked up in fossil "fuels" may have never been in the atmosphere all at once. It is not at all clear that we would only recreate the past by burning all the fossil fuels. In fact, in eras past (not sure about dinosaur times) Oxygen levels were much greater than they are now.

    25. Re:She will. by Aglassis · · Score: 5, Informative

      How did this comment get modded +5? It didn't once talk about actual timescales or carrying capacity. Do Slashdot moderators really know this little about how the planet will respond to global warming?

      Yes, as the CO2 concentrations increase, plant respiration will become more efficient and some locations will see denser plant growth. But at the same time, some of the most efficient places on Earth for plant life will become converted to grasslands or deserts, releasing their stored carbon by plant decay. And the rapid rise in CO2 will also cause acidification in the oceans which will counteract much of the positive gains in biomass due to temperature rises. But in any case, these numbers are really insignificant. There is about 600 Gt of carbon in all of the biomass on the planet. There is about 760 Gt in the atmosphere. There is about 37,000 Gt dissolved in the oceans. There is about 10,000,000 Gt stored in sediments on the ocean floor. And there is about 40,000,000 Gt stored in limestone.

      Any description of changes in CO2 needs to take into account all three carbon cycles: the organic carbon cycle, the inorganic carbon cycle, and the geochemical carbon cycle. To the climate scientists who have actually done the calculations with knowledge of all three cycles, there is virtually no support that plants and algae are going to have any significant effect. The consensus is that the method that CO2 will eventually be removed is by slow sedimentation. The efficiency of this will be slightly reduced by increased weathering of carbonates and will be almost completely unaffected by the organic carbon cycle. The timescale for optimists is several thousands of years.

      --
      Suddenly, the hairy finger of a familiar monkey tapped me on the shoulder. It was time.--G. T.
    26. Re:She will. by MacDork · · Score: 5, Informative

      Since that amount of carbon has never been in the atmosphere at once we have no idea what it would be like.

      There have been many times that amount of C in the atmosphere. About 500 million years ago, Earth went through an ice age with CO2 levels 8 to 20 time higher than they are presently.

      The largest sink of carbon on the planet is not organic. It is limestone and dolomite. Those two absolutely dwarf the C locked in fossil fuels. All the fossil fuels on Earth sum up to about 9x10^15 grams. Total mass of C in limestone on the other hand is around 3x10^22grams. Soooo, about 3 million times as much C in limestone as in fossil fuels. Most of that was in the atmosphere. Most of that is now in the ground as a result of plankton and ocean sedimentation.

      It may be enough to tip the atmosphere into a runaway state that would result in a Venus-like atmosphere. But that's beside the point.

      It isn't beside the point... it is one of the stupidest thing you could possibly say. Who fed you that? Just saying something like that damages any credibility you might have. The atmosphere of Venus is 96.5% CO2. The atmosphere of Earth is roughly 380 parts per million (0.038%). In a hundred years of burning fossil fuels non stop, we've witnessed a rise in atmospheric CO2 of about 100ppm (0.01%). In the link above, you'll see that if you burned all the known fossil fuel reserves today, it would add roughly 77% more CO2 to the atmosphere for a total of what.... 0.07%? That's not even close to the Ordovician atmosphere, much less the Venusian.

    27. Re:She will. by greysunrise · · Score: 2, Funny

      These ships do nothing about the levels of carbon dioxide present in the atmosphere! They merely produce more cloud cover to reflect radiant heat back into the atmosphere. The main purpose of these ships is to combat supposed "global warming" by inducing "global cooling". The method will probably work, but do we really want to have the next ice age started by a bunch of autonomous robots. I for one would rather have the next ice age induced by the smoke from my charcoal grill, at least that way I get to enjoy a savory delight.

    28. Re:She will. by Brain+Damaged+Bogan · · Score: 1

      water expands when frozen, and 90% of an iceberg is below water... any flooding that occurs isn't going to be of the magnitude most people seem to be expecting... the amount of water in the sea will still be the same, just less of it will be frozen...

      --
      -- Sex is the antonym of pringles. Once you pop it's time to stop.
    29. Re:She will. by Eivind · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The data is very thoroughly in. There's some uncertanity about the finer details, but the basic idea is as valid as it's going to get.

      I don't get the US obsession with ANYTHING other than changing own behaviour. It's not as if you need to live poorly to significantly cut emissions. Sweden, for example, has a living-standard and GDP on the same level as USA, despite actually harsher climate, and their emissions are aproximately HALF of American levels pro capita.

      Hell, some of the changes bring significant ADVANTAGES to standard of living. It's not as if it's a BENEFIT to live in a poorly insulated house where the wind blows trough, more or less. (okay okay, I'm exagerating, but it's a fact that the building-standards are substantially better in Sweden than in the US)

      And it's not as if Sweden couldn't also be doing more with reasonable simple changes.

      It's not infact hard to cut 2/3rds. That is likely to bring significant advantages over the current US-alternative which seems to be pretty close to "do nothing".

    30. Re:She will. by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Insightful
      water expands when frozen, and 90% of an iceberg is below water... any flooding that occurs isn't going to be of the magnitude most people seem to be expecting

      The ice in Greenland and Antarctica is kilometres thick. It's not in the ocean. When it melts, it will be. Then the sea rises my several metres.

    31. Re:She will. by h4rm0ny · · Score: 3, Informative

      water expands when frozen, and 90% of an iceberg is below water... any flooding that occurs isn't going to be of the magnitude most people seem to be expecting... the amount of water in the sea will still be the same, just less of it will be frozen...

      Picture a swimming pool with a plank across it. Supported on this plank is 2.9million cubic kilometers of ice. When the ice melts it will run off the plank into the pool and the tiny creatures that live along the water line will have to move. In this analogy, the pool is the World's oceans, the plank is Greenland which is not floating but an island. And the 2.9 million cubic kilometers of ice is 2.9 cubic kilometers of ice. It's not floating at all, it's supported on an island which is nothing more than a high point of land in the middle of an ocean. The melting ice is running down from it now and will continue to do so. The tiny creatures... they's us, I'm afraid,

      --

      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
    32. Re:She will. by Aglassis · · Score: 3, Informative

      You are correct when you note that the melting of sea ice isn't the primary method that will cause sea levels to rise. In this century, the main reason that sea levels will rise will be due to the thermal expansion of the oceans. But in the next century, it is expected that the melting of the ice cover over Greenland and Antarctica will have a significant effect.

      The main fear over losing sea ice, especially over the North Pole, is that it will reduce the salinity in the oceans and partially disrupt certain thermohaline circulations. The largest worry is that the Gulf Stream will reduce and rapidly cause an extensive regional climate change in northern Europe. Ireland and the UK would be hit the hardest since they have latitudes over 50 degrees.

      --
      Suddenly, the hairy finger of a familiar monkey tapped me on the shoulder. It was time.--G. T.
    33. Re:She will. by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Thanks for this well-balanced non-alarmist comment. It is truly sad how far global warming insanity has permeated in sites like slashdot.

      The world is not going to end (I thought the idiocy of both Iran's ayatollah's prediction of the end of the world and, oh the every-5-years end of the world prediction of jehovah would have been enough to convince anybody, but apparently it wasn't even enough to convince educated people)

    34. Re:She will. by instarx · · Score: 1

      Technically it is, but it is a greenhouse gas that is in equilibrium. If we add water droplets to the air to form clouds the excess water vapor drops out as rain and the total amount of water vapor in the atmosphere remains the same.

      The "water vapor is a greenhouse gas" is one of the arguments of the organizations that employ pseudo-science to deny global warming.

      On the other hand, this idea of cloud-ships has a few issues. I can imagine a few cloud-ships off the horn of Africa starting storms that develop into hurricanes. Its an interesting concept that America could come under attack from hurricane -lobbing storm ships.

    35. Re:She will. by instarx · · Score: 1

      The reality is that all co2 that is stored in oil comes from the athmosphere. Therefore even if we burned all of the oil in all of the earth's crust right now, we'd only recreate the athmospheric situation of the age of the dinosaurs,

      You clearly know absolutely nothing about this topic. The carbon stored in oil was collected from atmospheric CO2 over millions of years. When we burn the oil we release all that carbon dioxide immediately into the atmosphere.

      Let me give you a simple analogy to your logic. You've put $100 a month into your savings account over 40 years. You go to withdraw it when you retire and the banker says, "Ok, here's your $100."

    36. Re:She will. by CommunistHamster · · Score: 1

      The main problem with this idea, then, is that it is fighting the symptom and not the cause.

    37. Re:She will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The "water vapor is a greenhouse gas" is one of the arguments of the organizations that employ pseudo-science to deny global warming.

      So water vapour isn't a greenhouse gas now?

      Jesus Christ you guys are just as bad as rabid christians. "deny Global Warming"? Can we get off of that strawman? NO ONE is denying global warming. I mean it is an observable fact just like observing that when visible light from the sun hits the atmosphere it radiates the sky as blue. Get over yourselves, what is and SHOULD be disputed is the cause. Questioning whether it is humanity's fault is not the same as denying global warming. I am sure you rabid environmentalists know this but want to present the other side as stupid as possible instead of using reasoning and logic. Let's see some of the other excuses you guys use when someone actually questions the science:

      - "You are being paid by the oil companies"
      - "You are a Bush neo-con republican"
      - "The science is a FACT, you obviously don't know science"

      Also questioning science is part of the scientific method, it isn't pseudo-science just because you don't agree.

    38. Re:She will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys are pathetic. You do not see how incredibly duped you are getting are you? I don't argue with the scientists doing their jobs but I have a problem with the politicising and blatant blind faith we have in the science. Yes there is warming. It is an observable fact, but since when does that translate into it being a cold hard fact that it is humanity's fault, because of a correlation? You guys don't take a cue from the 1970s global cooling scare and see that the only green initiative is the one where the politicians figure out how to swindle new taxes out of their citizens to pay for new and ridiculous ways to curb something we really know very little about. And please answer me this, CO2 is so evil yet we are giving out guilt currency in the form of carbon credits which does nothing for the environment in terms of your so called 'cold hard facts' yet it just creates a psychological feel-good while lining politician's pockets.

      I also like how anecdotal evidence is only relevant when it fits into your hypothesis yet when there is a counter example it also fits. i.e. "It was really hot last summer" = "See global warming is occuring" OR "It was very mild this summer" = "The weather patterns are out of whack". I realize global warming doesn't mean everywhere will be hot but 1 year's record doesn't predict the climate and this still doesn't show how it is humanity's fault.

      It's science, not Christianity. Question it, challenge it, or defend it with data, not strawmen.

    39. Re:She will. by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      I'm not totally convinced by the global warming hypothesis. However, should I be wrong, I'm not keen on the ocean raising its temperature because it's not the ice-caps melting that will cause flooding but the expansion of the water from increased temperature of the oceans.

      The ice caps are a drop in the ocean compared to that!

      --
      There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
    40. Re:She will. by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      Americans like living in flimsy sheds made from balsa wood that blow away in strong winds or cardboard caravans with big fking air conditioners bolted on. How dare you suggest otherwise!

      --
      There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
    41. Re:She will. by Shakrai · · Score: 0

      So water vapour isn't a greenhouse gas now?

      I know that AC's don't usually get points for reading comprehension but did you bother to read his post? "Technically it is, but it is a greenhouse gas that is in equilibrium" (emphasis mine)

      Questioning whether it is humanity's fault is not the same as denying global warming

      Is there some other non-humanity related source of CO2 that explains the rise in that gas since the industrial revolution?

      it isn't pseudo-science just because you don't agree

      It's not pseudo-science just because the GP doesn't agree. He's just some random nerd on /. The scientific community is another matter though -- and the overwhelming majority of it seems to think that we are the ones responsible for global warming.

      And as a random observation on my part I can't understand for the life of me why Republicans/business-people try to deny global warming. A smart business-man would realize that investments in green technology will reap benefits in the future. How would you like to see the United States as a world leader in a new technology while those morons in China are busy building a new coal-fired power plant every week? I like that future a lot better than the one where we continue on our current course of borrowing money from them to send to people that fly airplanes into our buildings.

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    42. Re:She will. by Eivind · · Score: 1

      *grin* Yeah, part of it is that, offcourse.

      I realize you're sorta joking, but I think there's a truth to it. Not that people LIKE poor construction, but that people LIKE being allowed to build poorly and cheaply, if they so choose. Having the state mandate minimum building-standards, as is the case in Scandinavia, feels a lot like a "nanny-state" to many. There's truth to that too -- there IS value in increased freedom, even if it's just freedom to build crappy houses.

      Unfortunately, many people aren't even AWARE that they house they're buying is crappy, it's hard for someone who isn't knowledgeable to notice the difference. And it's not as if it's mandated to have new houses tested, or to INFORM the buyer of the energy-rating of the house.

      That should IMHO be added. A new house is a significant investment, well worth the cost of an appraisal. If people then choose to buy the sucky house anyway, DESPITE knowing how sucky it is, I say let them.

    43. Re:She will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO ONE is denying global warming. Human caused global warming is what is up for debate.

      Is there some other non-humanity related source of CO2 that explains the rise in that gas since the industrial revolution?

      Um, Volcanos, Forest Fires, Plantlife*, Animal life?

      Again you're just using correlation to try to state that something is fact.

      * Plants I hope you realize store CO2. They don't take it and make it disappear.

      I am not trying to start a fight here but I am just wondering why everyone takes science as unchallenged gospel. And why is it when someone doesn't agree and tries to bring up something we hear the same old bull? Just because someone doesn't buy the whole Humanity is causing Global warming idea so far, doesn't mean they are being paid by the oil companies (this just a childish jab), are a republican (why does it always have to come down to party lines, I though Democrats were big on challenging the status quo) i'm an independent btw, or are just ignorant (it can happen but it isn't necessarily the case).

      Change for a better environment? I am all for it but lets not do it under the guise of Global Warming. Can't we just do it? I mean global warming or not? Pollution still affects everyone. It goes to show how many people really care, it is only when people say their asses are on the line do we jump to find solutions and some of those solutions aren't well thought out and are just a waste of tax payer money. Just doing something for the sake of good intentions is not good enough, whether we are causing the warming or not. Stupid half baked solutions aren't the answer, not saying this is but just take a look at New York City's green initiative, it's all over the place, poorly planned, and is just a feel good high.

    44. Re:She will. by locofungus · · Score: 1

      because it's not the ice-caps melting that will cause flooding but the expansion of the water from increased temperature of the oceans.

      The ice caps are a drop in the ocean compared to that!

      No. The Greenland Ice Sheet (GIS), West Antarctic Ice Sheet (WAIS) and East Antarctic Ice Sheet (EAIS) will, if they melt, cause an 80m+ rise in sea level. IIUC they're expected to melt in the order I've listed them.

      However, in the next century it's not expected that there will be significant melting of any of these three and we're probably looking at less than a metre of sea level rise from ice melting (and less than a metre from water expansion as well).

      Note that it is expected that sea level rise will continue for hundreds of years after temperatures have stabilized due to increased CO2 because the ice will take that long to melt.

      Tim.

      --
      God said, "div D = rho, div B = 0, curl E = -@B/@t, curl H = J + @D/@t," and there was light.
    45. Re:She will. by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      Your statement about scientists not being able to predict the climate is an extreme generalization. It's difficult to predict where a particular patch of clouds will be at a particular point in time, but it's not hard to develop a model that closely approximates a number of environmental conditions over the entire Earth and then apply it to make predictions about trends based on current conditions. We have a decent understanding of what's generally going on, how fast energy is being radiated out into space versus how fast its being absorbed, and the factors which affect this. To say that the model isn't a good approximation is to ignore years of good research into the global environment.

      Your model has many limitations and assumptions, includes positive feedbacks that should be negative and has incomplete, missing or downright wrong starting data. If you think that will give you a prediction about actual future climate, you couldn't be more wrong. What it will do is give you some indication of what would happen if the assumptions and data were as they are. Big difference. Due to the way the models are initialised, all they are capable of doing is providing an accurate fit with past data!

      I also don't need to point out that the models aren't fine grained enough to provide any degree of accuracy and if they were they'd need to take the effects of things like turbulence into account; a whole new level of complexity. In conclusion, this whole debate is idiotic. The solutions are also idiotic as is the economics of "fixing" the "problem".

      I think the entire Warmist community has succumbed to a kind of insane environmental group-think.

    46. Re:She will. by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Ever tried to build a deck?

      The US most certainly does have minimum building standards, we just haven't seen fit to include efficiency in them. Including efficiency is a difference of kind, not degree, and the only reason not to include it is that it will increase the cost of housing.

    47. Re:She will. by Bishop+Rook · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So if anybody tells you that we have to "save the planet" from carbon dioxide, ask them why the planet wasn't destroyed when the carbon dioxide levels were much higher than now.

      Oh, the planet will still be here, and it'll still have life. The question is whether we'll still be in that second category.

    48. Re:She will. by slashname3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Take it as given: climate change is happening and has happened in the past.

      The cause for climate change does not matter. It is happening.

      But remember the change is very slow. The changes are going to occur over the next few hundred years. Not next year or even in the next couple of decades. It will be hundreds of years.

      During that time we will adapt. We will build flood walls around key cities. We will move populations where building flood walls does not make sense. We will shift farming to land that can now sustain plants. We will change and adapt to the climate as it shifts. It is a SLOW process and we have lots of time to adapt to it.

      Spending billions of dollars on something that most likely will harm the environment more (has anyone asked how much pollution will be generated to build the industrial base to build all those ships?) is a silly thing to do. It will cost 2 to 3 times the highest estimate anyone throws out there.

      Spend that kind of money to develop economical space capability so we can start mining the moon or asteroids and shipping material back to earth.

      We would be better served doing that than wasting tremendous resources on a project that at best would do little to change things and at worst would damage the environment more than anything else we have done.

    49. Re:She will. by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Here's the cool thing: this isn't really that big of a project, in fact it's much smaller than the liberty ship project.

      It's also not that much money. $5 billion buys you 2 Saturn V launches, a drop in the bucket towards the cost of mining asteroids.

      Best case scenario: these ships stave off the worst predictions of global warming, prevent billions of peoples homes being flooded, and help prevent massive global instability.

      Worst case scenario: these ships are actively harmful, so we shut them off, the water vapor precipitates in a week or so, and we've wasted the budget equivalent of 12 days in Iraq.

      My only concern is that this project does nothing to address the cause, so we'll continue burning fossil fuels until some other side effect becomes critical.

      Either way, I'd say it's worth it.

    50. Re:She will. by InfiniteLoopCounter · · Score: 1

      Since that amount of carbon has never been in the atmosphere at once we have no idea what it would be like. It may be enough to tip the atmosphere into a runaway state that would result in a Venus-like atmosphere. But that's beside the point. The question is not whether increased global temperatures would be liveable or comfortable. The question is whether the economic costs of adapting to the new conditions outweigh the costs of try to reduce or prevent the change.

      Continuing your theme: that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen moderated to +4. I don't think I would particularly care about the economic position of the country I live in if the atmosphere were to be tipped into a "...runaway state that would result in a Venus-like atmosphere!"

      But that's "...beside the point" isn't it? (there goes my karma again)

    51. Re:She will. by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      My house is made of concrete blocks. But then again, I live in Florida ;-)

    52. Re:She will. by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      How does "she" intend to deal with the warming effects of vast quantities of methane released by thawing the tundra?

      --
      I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
    53. Re:She will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      When somebody has a heart attack you don't put them on cholesterol medication, you take care of the symptom first so they don't die waiting for the rael solution.

      Do you doubt that we are making advancements in "green" energy sources?

    54. Re:She will. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      And yet, despite the much higher levels of carbon dioxide than we have now, life flourished.

      This kind of misses the point. Much of the planet were lush tropical jungles in the Cretaceous, but that doesn't necessarily mean that we want to return to a Cretaceous climate. Especially when we haven't seen that kind of climate for tens of millions of years. How well are existing species going to do if we return to it in the span of a century or two?

      And it's not true that plants are automatically going to do wildly better, anyway. Direct-manipulation FACE-type experiments show C4 plants don't see much benefit from CO2 fertilization, and even the C3 plants don't get as big a boost as you might think. More importantly, CO2 is often not the rate-limiting factor. Pumping it up doesn't help if the plant really needs more water, or nitrogen; similarly, CO2 doesn't help if it's near the upper end of its temperature envelope. CO2 fertilization does help in general, but it's not really going to turn the planet into a new Eden with superabundant crops.

      Using plants as a means of carbon sequestration isn't the simple silver bullet solution you seem to think, either. You would have to turn a truly huge amount of the urbanized land surface back into vegetation to get any sequestration, and then you have to store it all somewhere. No, you aren't going to be able to turn more than a small fraction of it into buildings and furniture, and that's just counting trees. People have looked into reforestation as a means of carbon sequestration before. It just doesn't help enough, at the rate we're emitting. It's probably worth doing, in the right places (too far north and you actually make global warming worse, as dark trees replace sunlight-reflecting snow), but it's not going to by itself reduce CO2 to pre-industrial levels any time soon, or even come close.

    55. Re:She will. by rbrander · · Score: 1

      If, by "sum up to", you meant not their total mass, but total mass of carbon - since that's what you're comparing to in the rocks - then your bucknerweb reference actually sums up the oil and coal carbon weights to 619.7 Pg (petagrams), or as I'd prefer to call it, 619.7 teratonnes. (The carbon in natural gas is so much smaller as to raise the grand total to only 619.8 Pg)

      Where you get the 9 Pg from would seem to be a mystery.

      I didn't check your second reference, but if you got that one straight, the ratio is a "mere" 48,000:1 rather than 3 million: 1 -- still entirely large enough to make your point!

      Also, 77% more CO2 takes you from 0.01% to 0.0177%, not to 0.07%. You're confusing "77% more" with "times seven".

      Come to think of it, maybe I'd better check your math on the second reference. It says that the total mass of CaC03 is 350 Pt. And the total molecular weight of CaC03 = 40+12+16x3 = 100 so it's 12% Carbon. 0.12 * 350 = 42 Pt of Carbon, or 4.2E22 grams. Again, I'm unclear where in that link your 3E22 grams comes from.

      So our ratio is now 4.2E22 / 619.8E15 = 67,700:1.

      Apologies if I'm missing something here; I just followed your links, skimmed them very quickly, and spent 5 minutes checking the arithmetic.

    56. Re:She will. by MacDork · · Score: 1

      To the climate scientists who have actually done the calculations with knowledge of all three cycles, there is virtually no support that plants and algae are going to have any significant effect. The consensus is that the method that CO2 will eventually be removed is by slow sedimentation.

      Really? What does the "consensus" say about the three gigatons of CO2 that disappear annually into an unknown sink. Considering that three gigatons is about half of what is contributed by fossil fuels annually, I wouldn't call that an insignificant amount. Well, reading that climate scientist's page indicates all three hypothesis mentioned involve plant growth. It seems the "consensus" actually considers increased plant growth a real possibility as an explanation to that observation.

    57. Re:She will. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Worst case scenario: these ships are actively harmful, so we shut them off, the water vapor precipitates in a week or so, and we've wasted the budget equivalent of 12 days in Iraq.

      Depends on how quickly we learn they're harmful. If it's quickly, no problem. If we only learn that after a hundred years, then we turn them off and boom, the water precipitates out and all of a sudden we get all the global warming that those ships were suppressing. That's a VERY much worse case.

    58. Re:She will. by MacDork · · Score: 1

      Apologies if I'm missing something here; I just followed your links, skimmed them very quickly, and spent 5 minutes checking the arithmetic.

      I actually took the carbon calculations directly from a yahoo answers post where I found both links. I assumed the poster was close... as you said, close enough to make my point adequately. There is an enormous difference between C in limestone and C in fossil fuels. The difference is so huge, fossil fuels can hardly be considered significant by comparison. The other calculation I derived from 0.038 + 77% roughly making 0.07. The article I linked to indicated that if all fossil fuels were burned tomorrow, it would contribute an additional 77% and I assumed that was over current levels instead of over the amount we've already burned... since that creates the largest number possible. I simply tried to err on the side of caution.

      Regardless of the precision of the calculations, the results are still accurate. No one outside of the climate change cult seriously thinks we can turn Earth in to Venus with fossil fuels. To even suggest it is preposterous.

    59. Re:She will. by BlueZombie · · Score: 1

      Why build the ships?
      Step 1: turn the cars off.
      Step 2: wait for CO2 emissions to fall.

    60. Re:She will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh?

      Thats why we have this person called a 'Building Code Inspector' and the contractors are scared shitless of them, they can stop a project with the glance of an eye if they see something wrong. The idea I think you are seeing shoddy work is more of older homes that were built and not maintained by landlords/owners, sometimes abusive landlords who prey on those in poverty and also maintaining apartments.

      You talk about America as if it is one big city, not the case as certain areas are prone to more certain climate conditions (Hurricanes, Earthquakes, Floods, Ice storms, etc) and it also depends on the state/city. Say California where I am and have done general contract work on plenty of track housing and side work for some extra cash, I can attest that we as a state along with the Japanese have some of the strictest building codes and enforces in the world.
      It is expensive and extremely stressful on contractors to keep within budget when building in California and not get sued into oblivion for quality issues later on.

      Energy rathings are on the rise as are 'green' building projects, it is just expensive and people are not as threatened by the outside climate as they are in Northern climates. A couple more blankets or a heater/AC can be drastically cheaper than going around insulating the existing home/apartment, with energy prices sky high now though there is a market for these guys to show the cost savings by investing in insulation and energy saving appliances.

    61. Re:She will. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      "Blah-blah, CO2 is good for plant growth, blah-blah, things will be better than ever before..." The problem is that plants need more than CO2 to grow, like minerals, nitrogen and water. IOW, increased CO2 will just sap up those resources even faster. Not to mention that "Nutritional quality declines because while the plants produce more seeds under higher CO2 levels, the seeds contain less nitrogen."

      --

      Lars T.

      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

    62. Re:She will. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Again you're just using correlation to try to state that something is fact

      Don't talk about what I'm doing. Go read the IPCC report. They looked at all of those other sources that you outlined and concluded that the CO2 output from those sources was not sufficient (read: not even close) to account for the increase in atmospheric CO2 since the industrial revolution.

      Just because someone doesn't buy the whole Humanity is causing Global warming idea so far, doesn't mean they are being paid by the oil companies (this just a childish jab), are a republican (why does it always have to come down to party lines, I though Democrats were big on challenging the status quo) i'm an independent btw, or are just ignorant (it can happen but it isn't necessarily the case)

      And where did I say any of those things?

      Change for a better environment? I am all for it but lets not do it under the guise of Global Warming. Can't we just do it?

      Not without either running out of (cheaply obtainable) fossil fuels or pricing them such that the environmental impact is reflected in the price. I would like to think that we'd have enough foresight to do the latter because the former will come with all sorts of nasty consequences -- chief among them being the often overlooked fact that we still need oil for other purposes (plastics and fertilizer both come to mind) and burning the last (cheaply obtainable) reserves in our cars seems like a big waste to me.

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    63. Re:She will. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "It may be enough to tip the atmosphere into a runaway state that would result in a Venus-like atmosphere."
      I suggest you check your facts. No real scientist believes that.
      Also yes there has been more CO2 in the atmosphere in the past. Fossil fuels are not the biggest carbon sink. A lot of it is stored in limestone and other rocks.

      Anyone that is convinced by your data is an idiot. It is as bad as the worst creation science I have have ever seen.
      Heck I am even for cutting Greenhouse gasses but your little post is just so much garbage.

      --
      See my blog http://ilovecookes.blogspot.com/ for light hearted technical information.
    64. Re:She will. by Hubbell · · Score: 1

      Increases in the level of CO2 in the atmosphere, through all data we have from ice core samples, lag temperature increases by decades to centuries as all that CO2 is locked in the oceans and is released when they warm up. It is not an active cause of global warming, but merely a symptom/visible effect.

    65. Re:She will. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Um, Volcanos, Forest Fires, Plantlife*, Animal life?

      No, none of those explain the rise in CO2. See here.

    66. Re:She will. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Increases in the level of CO2 in the atmosphere, through all data we have from ice core samples, lag temperature increases by decades to centuries as all that CO2 is locked in the oceans and is released when they warm up.

      You see the CO2 lag in the glacial-interglacial cycle, not in general. It occurs for the reason you mention among others (including biological effects on land and in sea).

      It is not an active cause of global warming, but merely a symptom/visible effect.

      That's exactly the wrong conclusion. In reality, what happens is that the Milankovitch cycles induce warming, which releases CO2, which amplifies the original Milankovitch warming. The magnitude of the glacial-interglacial cycles cannot be explained if you leave out the extra CO2 warming, and that doesn't even get into the role of CO2 in other periods of the Earth's climate.

    67. Re:She will. by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      An interesting plan. I assume you have some means of bending the peoples of the world to your will?

      --
      How can I believe you when you tell me what I don't want to hear?
    68. Re:She will. by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      The fish rots from the head, as they say?

      --
      How can I believe you when you tell me what I don't want to hear?
    69. Re:She will. by Brain+Damaged+Bogan · · Score: 1

      compared to the millions of billions of gigalitres of water already in the sea... if all the ice on land melted and flooded into the sea it would be like adding a bucket of water to the swimming pool.

      --
      -- Sex is the antonym of pringles. Once you pop it's time to stop.
    70. Re:She will. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      If all the ice on land melted, sea level would rise about 70 meters, which is a highly nontrivial amount as far as human settlements are concerned. Fortunately, all the ice isn't going to melt anytime soon, but several meters of sea level rise over the next millennium is still a possibility.

    71. Re:She will. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      (Yes, I know you were just pointing out the absurdity of dumping a billion tons of water into a swimming pool, but I just wanted to be clear that even a metaphorical "bucket of water in the pool" can have significant effects on the sea level.)

    72. Re:She will. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Water vapor doesn't stay in the atmosphere for very long at all -- maybe a week or two. Other greenhouse gases vary: Ozone lasts a few weeks, methane, about a decade, CO2 and fluorocarbons, close to a century.

      Well, NO. Not really. Water vapor or humidity is reletive which means warmer air can hold more then colder air. But to claim it all comes back down to some arbitrary state is misleading and assume saturation which simply doesn't happen.

      Water vapor gets into the air through a number of ways, temperature differences cause evaporation, directed energy like sunlight can cause evaporation (or changes in the rates evaporation is occurring) Wind and a number of other forces cause evaporation too. It's true that if you take a jar and fill it with 90% relative humidity then open the lid, it will go back to normal pretty quick, but that is because of much larger forces then what can be contained in the jar. The humidity or water vapor has been rising lately which can easily be seen by the changes in the dew points which is the point the air cools enough that the water vapor reaches a saturation point. Currently the IPCC and scientists in that arena have blamed the raise in water vapor on global warming but that point is debatable to some degree because they work from the false assumption of always having a static saturation point opr state in which humidity will always settle to a certain level.

      But in each case, "cleanup" is just a matter of waiting. The hard part is stopping production, but in the case of these ships it's as easy as flipping a switch.

      Not really. It may take years before the effects revorse itself on a scale this large. Take Arizona for instance. The State used to be the prime place to settle for people with arthritis, lung diseases and other ailments in which dry air seems to help. But with the population increases and all the air conditioners, swimming pool, and yard sprinklers, they have actually increased the humidity almost across the entire state. It is true that the thicker more humid air will dissipate and eventually the effect won't be noticeable the further away from the populated and agricultural areas but it is doubtful that draining every pool, turning off every air conditioner or halting all irrigation and lawn watering would be able to take the ground moisture caused by the increased humidity away over night. It would take several weeks to several months to reverse the effects and it will be harder on a scale as large as being planned with these ships.

      It's a convenient fallacy that the moisture just falls from the sky. Especially in a situation like this where we will effectivly be causing an increase in humidity on a global scale. They are better off exploding reflective foil particles or rockets packed with some sort of chemically stable nitrates in the upper atmosphere and worrying about the glitter on the ground and the possibility of acid rain.

    73. Re:She will. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I've looked at the data and found that it was broken. Of course that isn't anything new like the imaginary hockey stick having false data in it and Hansen eventually claiming that exaggeration is acceptable. There was the math error called the y2k bug- not because of y2k directly but because that is where it became apparent. Most of the data is a secrete still to this day or based of a data set that isn't freely availible. I have personally seen that the data is lacking a comprehensive analysis of data points like the oceanic oscillations which have been linked to sun spots activity and have a larger effect on the weather across the world then Global warming has had to date. It is also missing comprehensive data and analysis over the oceanic volcanic activity which is very active at the poles that are melting. Oceanic volcanoes also have an increased effect on Co2 levels themselves because the heat causes the carbon in the oceans to be released along with the GHGs the volcano is releasing.

      I mean hell, the IPCC didn't say one word about or even consider the methane pockets in the tropical areas of the Americas. The same methane pockets that have player large roles in the Burmuda triangle legends. And yes, Methane has a higher green house effect the Co2 but when mixed with water, the CH4 can be broken down into carbon monoxide and hydrogen and the CO can break down even further with Co2 and H2 as a final product. Now, think warm waters in the tropics and volcanic activity in the oceans.

      The only people who think all the data is in are those who are either brain washed by the public figures, using global warming for the promotion of something else, ignorant, or have some other blind faith in what they are being told. Now, don't get me wrong, we have a lot of data but it is in no way complete or in. Even the scientists are still asking for money to get more data.

    74. Re:She will. by delt0r · · Score: 1

      Brilliant, simply Brilliant.

      I was thinking of something along the lines that he/she must be new here.

      --
      If information wants to be free, why does my internet connection cost so much?
    75. Re:She will. by Eivind · · Score: 1

      You're right. I was being imprecise. True. The US does have minimum building-standards. They are chiefly concerned with safety though.

      It's just that they don't generally include very stringent demands when it comes to the building being energy-efficient.

      For example, as far as I know there's no rule whatsoever on how airtight a new building must be, nor on heat-transfer trough windows or walls or heating-options.

      (in contrast, if you build a new building intended as a permanent residence here, there are stringent rules for all of the above)

    76. Re:She will. by Eivind · · Score: 1

      You are right, there are rules and I was being sloppy. My apologies.

      What I meant is that in general the rules don't seem to be very strict when it comes to energy-efficiency, not that the quality of the work done is in general any more (or any less) shoddy than elsewhere.

      It's nice that energy-ratings are "on the rise", meanwhile elsewhere they've been compulsory for a decade. That's what I meant.

      I also said that more stringent rules DO have a backside; there are obvious drawbacks to having the state mandate minimum standards. A more "nanny"-like state isn't in general desireable, even though in some cases it may be nessecary. The trick is to strike the right balance.

    77. Re:She will. by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Several meters over the course of a millenium ????

      to all slashdotters near the sea : RUN !!!!!

    78. Re:She will. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Scientists can't predict the climate accurately for the upcoming weekend.

      Hardly surprising, given that there's no such thing.

      Over short timescales like that it's referred to by those in the know as "weather".

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    79. Re:She will. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      A meter or two this century is still a possibility, according to some studies published last week. But even if it's over a millennium, it's ultimately bad news for pretty much every existing coastal city and beach everywhere. I mean, sure, we can just move out of all those locations given that much time, but given their historic and cultural importance, it would be kind of a shame.

    80. Re:She will. by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      Right, 5 billion here, 5 billion there, pretty soon you are talking about real money. For something that probably won't fix the problem this is a silly thing to spend money on.

  27. How do you know? by nietsch · · Score: 1

    How exactly are you so sure the earth biosphere is 'self healing'? Seen from the Venusian point of view, earth is stuck in an extreme, not venus. But 'life' is not a person, so don't attribute reason, self-awareness and purpose to it. It just is, and it will most likely continue, wether we manage to extinct ourselves or not.

    --
    This space is intentionally staring blankly at you
    1. Re:How do you know? by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

      How exactly are you so sure the earth biosphere is 'self healing'?

      Because it has in the past?

  28. First things first. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 0, Troll

    Before I could be convinced to vote for a project like that, it would be necessary to show me that carbon dioxide is, in fact, responsible for global warming.

    Read the news, folks! Not only is it far from proven, there are other theories that are a lot more likely. And if THEY have any truth, then this would be a vast waste of money.

    Not that the war isn't.

    1. Re:First things first. by mean+pun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Before I could be convinced to vote for a project like that, it would be necessary to show me that carbon dioxide is, in fact, responsible for global warming.

      Actually, this scheme is totally independent of the exact cause or causes of global warming, it is just a way to reduce the impact of one of the causes: the sun.

    2. Re:First things first. by FailedTheTuringTest · · Score: 1

      Read the news, folks! Not only is it far from proven, there are other theories that are a lot more likely.

      [citation needed]

    3. Re:First things first. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Which news are you talking about? It clearly isn't Science News, or Science, or Scientific American.

      Your science appears to be "Weekly World News". I'll admit that it's one of my favorites...but not for anything to believe.

      (That said, it does appear to be a monumentally silly idea. It might not be [I'd need more evaluation and evidence to be certain], but that's certainly how it appears.)

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    4. Re:First things first. by bunratty · · Score: 1

      Which theories are "a lot more likely" to account for global warming than increased carbon dioxide in the atmosphere? The last I heard, most of the warming of the past 50 years is most likely due to the increases in carbon dioxide, although some of the warming is likely due to increased solar output.

      --
      What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
    5. Re:First things first. by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 3, Informative

      So much more likely that only fringe scientists believe them?

      Carbon Dioxide is the most likely culprit and that is backed up by decades of research and computer simulations.

      Eitherway. Your arugment is dumb beyond explanation. If you accept there is global warming at all then you also have to accept that warming is the result of increased energy in our climate system.

      The 1500 ship solution does one thing and one thing only. It reduces the input energy from the sun by reflecting it back into outer space.

      IF it works as advertised then it would in fact counter every single possible imagineable form of warming by reducing the intensity of the sun.

      Which means if it's caused by farts, carbon dioxide, the earth's core warming, an increase in talk show blowhards or even a decrease in pirates the outcome would still be cooling.

      Unless you're suggesting that other theories are a lot more likely such "God is willing it."

    6. Re:First things first. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Yes... though the OP mentioned carbon dioxide, in fact this could be used even if other sources were the cause.

    7. Re:First things first. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Not at all. See the big story right here on /. a few weeks back, or maybe about a month, that was largely about "CO2-based global warming". I listed about 20 good links to studies and stories about how CO2-based global warming is probably a myth based on bad science. They are articles and studies by responsible people in the scientific community, not "National Enquirer"-caliber "news". And it took me about 20 seconds to find them using Google, though of course it took me longer to copy the links and post them.

      Go look. You may not see those articles on Headline News, but that is part of the point: the media have been strongly biased toward the gloom-and-doom CO2 scare.

    8. Re:First things first. by bunratty · · Score: 1

      I looked back at several recent Slashdot articles on global warming, but could not find one of your posts. Perhaps you could post those links again.

      --
      What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
    9. Re:First things first. by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

      True... But it assumes we know that a lower temperature is better and that we should try preventing it from increasing. We don't even know that.

    10. Re:First things first. by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

      Carbon Dioxide is the most likely culprit and that is backed up by decades of research and computer simulations.

      Oh good, that makes me feel so much more confident.

    11. Re:First things first. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Nope. They are there. Go find them. Call me lazy if you want, but the fact is that it took me all of about 20 seconds to find them using Google. But it took me more like 1/2 hour or 45 minutes or so to copy the links and post them here to Slashdot. My vote is for you to go spend the 20 seconds on Google, or find the existing links, rather than insisting that I spend 45 minutes repeating what I have already done in order to cater to your laziness.

    12. Re:First things first. by bunratty · · Score: 1

      I've spent many hours going over the research on global warming. Everything suggests that most of the warming is due to the increased carbon dioxide in the atmosphere. In a short Google search, I found blog posts that discredit anthropogenic global warming. In the posts I've read, there are always serious flaws in the arguments they use. I'm not being lazy. I just don't see climate scientists who say global warming is not man-made. Anywhere.

      --
      What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
  29. No, after unforseen consequenses by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

    ...the war will outlast two days.

    --
    Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
  30. Industry Admits Global Warming is a Problem by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    I always said that global warming would not be a problem until the day industry could find a way to fight it and make money off the government to do so.

  31. What will definitely go wrong? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1, Insightful
    For contrast with "what could possibly go wrong"....

    What could definitely go wrong if we don't?

    Because the world is going to have a surplus of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere for decades to come one way or another, even under very aggressive carbon-dioxide emission reduction schemes.

    --
    The World Wide Web is dying. Soon, we shall have only the Internet.
    1. Re:What will definitely go wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't we take that $2.5B to $5B and supply homes with solar panels. That could cut CO2 emissions and put us on a better path anyways. I know it won't provide all homes with all power but it certainly would be a good step. Maybe we could just stop the war a month early and get the money that ways. It doesn't matter because once China and Russia are done cashing those bonds our economy is gonna collapse anyways. I hope you guys have enough bullets because it is coming......

    2. Re:What will definitely go wrong? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Well, if you're going down that road, why not take the $5 billion and make a nuclear power plant? You'll generate more electricity, and replace more carbon-from-coal-power.

      Or, maybe, possibly, perhaps, this sort of scheme could result in more cooling than the change in carbon dioxide levels.

      That is what you're after, right? a cooler earth? Not just the imposition of some "low-impact"/minimalist lifestyle/philosophy/aesthetic? Because, well, I kind of appreciate the aesthetic a little, I admit, but... there are more important things to worry about, such as the planet's temperature.

      --
      The World Wide Web is dying. Soon, we shall have only the Internet.
    3. Re:What will definitely go wrong? by EdIII · · Score: 1

      I have to say I love the pragmatism of your position.

      Yes, we may be covered in shit and it does smell quite bad. However, it is 90 degrees in the room and will be 140 degrees in a few hours. Let's solve that problem first and then we can clean up the shit later :)

      If we have a cheap and easy way of effectively cooling the whole planet, which is an awesome thing to say by the way, let's just do that first and then worry about the rest. Sounds reasonable to me.

      Hey wait..... Wasn't this an episode of Futurama?

    4. Re:What will definitely go wrong? by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      Of course, since the greenhouse gases are still building up, it takes more and more ice each time. Thus solving the problem once and for all.

      But...

      ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!

  32. Cabinet-level science question by vandelais · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where will the ships get the salt water from?

    --
    Game: Player 'Donald J Trump' now has AI skill level 'experimental'.
    1. Re:Cabinet-level science question by thermian · · Score: 1

      Where will the ships get the salt water from?

      Duh, they'll outsource Saline collection to India, obviously.

      --
      A learning experience is one of those things that say, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.' - D. Adams
    2. Re:Cabinet-level science question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think we should buy a bunch of salt from our domestic salt-producing mines. Have each ship take the water from the ocean, turn it into freshwater, then we'll add some of the stored salt to make it salt water! Of course, we'll need a lot of energy to turn that unpure seawater into freshwater, so we'll add an onboard generator to produce power using "clean coal"

      Brought to you by "salt miners for selling more salt" and "Clean Coal, it's cleaner than just coal, look at the name!"

      I happen to own a salt mining company

    3. Re:Cabinet-level science question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh, when they run out, they go back to port and fill up.

    4. Re:Cabinet-level science question by Jorgandar · · Score: 1

      Mars, you idiot. We just found water on it. Why do i always have to do the thinking around here?

  33. Ok, go ahead by thermian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But say goodbye to the Caribbean Islands before you do.

    Millions of tons of sand from the Sahara are carried across the Atlantic and deposited on the Caribbean Islands every year. Start seeding more then the normal amount of clouds in the Atlantic, and you risk blocking this sand transport mechanism.

    If that happens, erosion will soon destroy those Islands.

    Mind you, if these hurricanes continue, they'll cease to be habitable anyway, so it may be they're screwed whatever happens.

    --
    A learning experience is one of those things that say, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.' - D. Adams
    1. Re:Ok, go ahead by RoboRay · · Score: 1

      Say goodbye to those islands, either way. If we do nothing, what do you think rising sea-levels will do?

    2. Re:Ok, go ahead by Jorophose · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, considering 1920 to 1970 was a silent period for hurricanes, the increased hurricanes are probably nothing new to mother earth.

    3. Re:Ok, go ahead by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

      No problem. We'll just add another 500 ships to carry sand from the Sahara to the Caribbean islands each year. Duh.

      --
      When someone says, "Any fool can see ..." they're usually exactly right.
    4. Re:Ok, go ahead by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      But.. Isn't that sand also mostly causing the coral bleaching in the Caribbean?

      --
      Can you be Even More Awesome?!
    5. Re:Ok, go ahead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Mind you, if these hurricanes continue, they'll cease to be habitable anyway, so it may be they're screwed whatever happens."

      Yes. The very flat nature of the Caribbean is only a recent development in the last decade or so. It used to have some of the highest mountains in the world, but now, no doubt global warming has caused them to get worse.

      Uh, I'm actually thinking that maybe the Caribbean has had that "blown flat" look for quite a while. I was wondering, so I checked it out. NOAA records going back to 1900 show that of the 10 strongest storms, 5 were before 1935. 3 in the 60's, one each for 80's and 90's.

      What makes you think the recent hurricanes are the worst of them, or that they are a recent occurrence?

  34. conventional windmills instead of Flettner rotors? by nietsch · · Score: 1

    There are some funny aspects to this design: Why would they choose flettner rotors over conventional windmills? I am pretty sure you can use windmill in the same way as an autogyro to provide propulsive force, the same as these magical rotors. The advantage would be that the rotation of the blades creates big G-forces, and thus pressure if you happened to run a waterpipe to the blade-tip. This pressure then could be used to atomise seawater into a large volume of air.
    If there was some easy process to store the electrical energy from the windmills (like a giant battery, hydrogen is much too voluminous), one could let these ships loiter in windy regions harvesting energy instead of only spraying some saltwater in the air.

    --
    This space is intentionally staring blankly at you
  35. Earth is already doing it on its own by DefenseEngineer · · Score: 1

    The earth is already taking care of Carbon Dioxide levels on its own: http://news.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/06/09/050251&from=rss What we need to worry about is Carbon Monoxide. Why does everyone always get this so wrong???

  36. Water vapor is a greenhouse gas by WallaceAndGromit · · Score: 2, Informative

    Don't forget to add to your list... water vapor is a greenhouse gas.

    --
    Name: Mr. Anon E Mouse; SSN: 555-55-5555
  37. I have a better idea by mugnyte · · Score: 1

    The warm ocean temperatures of the tropical Atlantic make for a huge buildup of atmosphere-cooling hurricanes. I propose that we simply warm the oceans and and let already existing phenomena create ever-massive storms. They can lift and transport a huge amount of water. We'd have a quickly-cooled streak of weather that would barrel westward into the southeastern US - yearly!

      I think this plan is great, and we simply need a way of warming ocean temperatures just a degree or two. Perhaps if we melted down one of the ice caps...

    1. Re:I have a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the Google fleet could just do that. Fixed it.

  38. Cheap by Britz · · Score: 1

    Actually that is really, really cheap compared to other methods. And other methods won't even work, because the politicians will never be able to agree upon quotas much less enforce them (India, China, Brazil). Their population is so indoctrinated by propaganda about the evil west that they would think global warming is a western invention to prevent them from attaining equal status.

    But in such a complex system, where would you spray the water? I heard the climate is so vast and complex that there are even places where it gets colder because of climate change.

  39. Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please stop with he "let's not mess with nature route." We already are. Every time you do basically anything (turn on a PC, drive, brush your teeth) you are doing something "unnatural" and, in a tiny way, contributing to climate change. Also, this is not a solution, it's a cheap, elegantly simple stop-gap. Of course, we need to reduce emissions, but this will take decades. This type of system will t least temporarily reduce temperatures and it can be turned off if something goes awry.

    I for one welcome our new cloud spewing global warming abatement overlords!

  40. To Be Used By Whom?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not the U.S.S.A. That money is need to fund the Wars On Everybody.

    P.S.: Vote For Flight Safety: Vote AGAINST John McCain

  41. Treating symptoms by denzacar · · Score: 1

    But it is also a bad doctor who treats the underlying cause without treating the symptoms if it will take a long time for the disease to go away and the symptoms are bothersome.

    Only this is like treating baby's "symptom" of screaming it's head off due to teething and possible gum infection by rubbing some cocaine into kid's gums.

    There sure is going to be some apparently beneficial effect, and once the kid stops teething and the infection subsides - it might even seem as perfectly clever thing to do in the future.
    So much that some TV hack like say... Oprah... or Dr. Phil might promote it on national TV.
    Which would lead the lower part of the IQ curve to jump on that "treatment" for nearly any kind of pain their kids yell about in the future.

    And... just like pumping large quantities of salt water in the air - only years later would we see the full consequences of such "treatment".

    --
    Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
  42. Absurd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is insanity.

    1. Re:Absurd. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is madness.

      THIS ... IS ... SLASHDOT!

      Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like yelling.

      --
      echo -e 'global _start\n _start:\n mov eax, 2\n int 80h\n jmp _start' > a.asm; nasm a.asm -f elf; ld a.o -o a;
  43. A desperate measure by AySz88 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I agree. It's a nice thought experiment, but nobody is going to do this unless we were really, really desperate to change our climate. I hope we don't see this implemented, because it would probably mean that we'd have gotten in trouble of Hollywood-esque proportions.

  44. Salty rain??? by advocate_one · · Score: 2, Interesting

    surely that would kill plants and create another disaster in failing crops...

    --
    Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
    1. Re:Salty rain??? by mevets · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The web is your friend - www.saltrain.com. Not much about plants...

    2. Re:Salty rain??? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      As long as it's not chocolate rain or acid rain, I don't think I really mind.

      --
      You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
  45. Great idea...! by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Let's tell the politicians they'll be able to buy their way out of it .... using untried methods which could easily make things worse, not better.

    Which part of that previous sentence to you think a politician will hear? Which part will be blocked out?

    --
    No sig today...
  46. That's not the best we can do by kylemonger · · Score: 1

    So trying to fix CO2 through global methods is a wasted effort to begin with. The best that mankind can do is reduce CO2.

    A chaotic system can't be completely controlled forever, but parts of it can be controlled for a while. Nonlinear dynamic systems are everywhere. Controlling small aspects of these systems is the essence of technologically driven change. We'll get a new problem after the ships are deployed, but unintended consequences have been occurring all along with every change we make. Our descendants will do what every generation has done before them, take the planet as they receive it and carve out the best life they can for themselves. It's not up to us to solve their problems for them, but rather to give them good tools and knowledge to fight for themselves.

  47. The climatic effects of water vapour by wvcaver · · Score: 1

    Contrary to common belief, the greenhouse effect may have more to do with water in our atmosphere than gases such as carbon dioxide http://physicsworld.com/cws/article/print/17402

    1. Re:The climatic effects of water vapour by denzacar · · Score: 1

      The plan is NOT to bring the CO2 down.

      It is to create bigger and whiter clouds and have more heat reflected into space.
      By pumping a lot of salt water into the air.
      Still... something about it seems wrong to me.

      Reducing input of sunlight at point A, while raining more than usual and saltier than usual at point B...
      What happens to the soil at the point B? Isn't that the thing you do to your worst enemies?

      --
      Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
    2. Re:The climatic effects of water vapour by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that water vapour in our upper atmosphere is pretty much at saturation. So any extra gets released just condenses out becoming clouds and then falling as rain snow or hail.

      --
      note: i'm known as plugwash most places but i screwd up registering that here somehow in the past and now can't register
    3. Re:The climatic effects of water vapour by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      This is well known regarding the total greenhouse effect, but the relevant issue is that CO2 is responsible for most of the increase in the baseline greenhouse effect since pre-industrial times. That is, you get tens of degrees of natural warming that's already been there from water vapor and other greenhouse gases, and then our excess CO2 comes along and adds another degree on top of that (and a few more in coming centuries, if we keep emitting it).

  48. Robot Ships that create clouds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe that SlashDot people are hating on this idea. ROBOT FRAKIN SHIPS THAT MAKE CLOUDS! A fleet of em' Screw the environment, we need these things because it is uber cool. Period.

  49. One Idea, Two Exploding Sets Of Heads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    So what happens when they find out that these automatic water sprayers suck up an inordinate number of endangered West Java Sea Trouser Trout? I'll pledge $50 for the pay-per-view featuring the Greenies vs the Global Warming Freaks.

  50. Umm... No. Different ship, different tech. by denzacar · · Score: 5, Informative

    You are thinking of Alcyone. A turbosail ship.

    Flettner's rotor ship was quite similar to that.

    Only thing is... neither ship was powered by these "tube sails" alone.
    Both Alcyone's and Buckau (renamed later to Baden Baden) used some other engine to POWER THE SAIL.
    So, it does not go on windpower alone.

    Alcyone was supposedly using about 30% less fuel then conventionally propelled ship of that size... but that is it.
    And Flettner's Buckau was reported as having "less efficient than conventional engines".

    My guess is that whoever is planing on building this "cloud seeder" fleet is probably thinking of combining rotor sails with solar and gasoline/diesel powered engines.
    Which would probably run on gas/diesel most of the time (how much sun are you getting when you are in business of making cloud cover?) - except when the crew is giving interviews to the press.

    --
    Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
    1. Re:Umm... No. Different ship, different tech. by budgenator · · Score: 1

      the article was talking about using wind turbines to power the rotors and pumps.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    2. Re:Umm... No. Different ship, different tech. by denzacar · · Score: 1

      These rotors would be easier to operate remotely than sails and would also serve as the conduits for the upward spray, with the spray consisting of droplets 0.8 m in diameter generated by passing sea water through micro nozzles.
      The power for the spray and the cylinder rotation would be provided by oversized propellers operating as turbines.

      Riiight...
      Kinda like car that starts on a empty tank but after a couple of hours of driving around the tank gets filled up.

      So far... the technology used here had to be boosted by external motors and power source just so it would work at all.
      By working we mean sail along the ocean powered by wind.

      Now... they plan to use the wind to power the machine that lets the ship use the wind for sailing (creating the air resistance that turbines would use) AND to power the pumps that would spray water into air?
      Fuck the global warming! These babies would solve our power and transportation problems forever.

      Put the sail on a plane - the faster it would go, the more energy it would produce.

      I'd like to call this vaporware, but since it is SUPPOSED to disperse droplets of water in the air - I'm not sure it could be called even that.

      --
      Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
    3. Re:Umm... No. Different ship, different tech. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't need to go quickly, and the article did mention unmanned. It'll just make headway and essentially bob about in the middle of the ocean.

      You wouldn't be able to find many crew members who would want to do that. One tour on an T-AGOS was enough...

    4. Re:Umm... No. Different ship, different tech. by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I suppose that the next round of grant money will look into ways around the laws of thermodynamics.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    5. Re:Umm... No. Different ship, different tech. by Cow+Jones · · Score: 1

      Riiight...
      Kinda like car that starts on a empty tank but after a couple of hours of driving around the tank gets filled up.

      A solar powered vehicle can do exactly that. Why shouldn't a ship that uses the wind as an energy source be able to do the same?
      Sunlight and wind are both available for free in the ocean, and the ships wouldn't be cruisers; they only need to hold their position once they're in place.

      A different (and IMO interesting) question is what sucking and spraying seawater would do to the marine ecosystem. Sounds like a fleet of meat grinders to me...

      CJ

      --

      Ah, arrogance and stupidity, all in the same package. How efficient of you. -- Londo Mollari
    6. Re:Umm... No. Different ship, different tech. by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Problem is that they are using propulsion technology that requires external power just so it could use wind for sailing.
      Until now, ships propelled by similar sails used diesel or electric engines to power the sail (which needs to be rotating in order to work).

      Thing is... even with diesel/electric power - ships were greatly inefficient compared to regularly propelled ships.
      It MIGHT be a good booster to regular diesel engines but that is it. MIGHT. There are no precise tests as there were only few of these ships ever built.

      Now... the idea is to have the wind-powered turbines providing the power for the sail rotation AND water-dispersing pumps.
      Which would probably work - inside a wind tunnel. And even there it would be greatly inefficient.

      As for solar... Well... you can't use solar as primary power source if you are working on blocking sunlight.
      And the ships would not be holding their position.
      Idea is to create and boost the existing cloud cover.
      Clouds are big and they move faster than and needing far less wind than the 300-tonne ships.

      --
      Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
  51. It's not the money (hey, that would create jobs) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Let's make a pile of pollution creating these ships to seed the "clouds" to make it rain, and thus dissipate the clouds and let in more sunlight. Good plan.
    Was this proposed by a ship builder who sees his business diminishing if there is no more sea war?

  52. Re:A Bad Doctor..Not by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    This is all true but just think of the false economy it would create. Just thing of the money that could be made.

  53. Dispose of the CO2 by Amamdouh · · Score: 1

    Lets face it guys, it is highly unlikely that our dependence on fossil fuels will be reduced anytime soon. What we can do instead is build a big ass exhaust system that will pump the CO2 outside the earths atmosphere and to another planet's orbit. The money invested in such system will be recouped from the factories that will connect to it. Of course all this piping in the atmosphere might interfere with flight navigation but there are a number of proposed solutions to this obstacle.

  54. Currency conversion by NIVRAM · · Score: 1

    How exactly did we come up with 2.65 million USD from £1m? The current exchange rate is 1GBP = 1.77USD -- and even during the high in 2007, this was only about 2.10USD. What am I missing?

    1. Re:Currency conversion by xaxa · · Score: 1

      You're missing 1499 ships, £1M is for one ship and they want 1500. £1500M = $2642M.

    2. Re:Currency conversion by ElAurian · · Score: 1

      Kickbacks.

  55. The fleet will prevent the ice age? Restart the su by Iowan41 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Cause the sun is still in the 'off' position, putting us into a little ice age. One of those 'inconvenient facts' that the 'carbon trading' profiteers don't want you to know about. And if you don't get outside much, you probably aren't aware of the cooling.

  56. Re:conventional windmills instead of Flettner roto by Migraineman · · Score: 2, Informative

    Conventional "windmill" generators need to be mounted on a mast, and need to be pointed into the wind. They're more "generator" than "propulsion system," which is what a Flettner Rotor was designed for. I think this vehicle design is more "futuristic concept" than practical application. A Flettner Rotor generates a force perpendicular to the incident wind compliments of the Magnus Effect. Since the rotor is a vertical cylinder, you don't need to "point" it into the wind. You will, however, need a keel of some sort to push against (like all other sailing ships.)

    The main problem I see is that they intend to turn the rotor using the incident wind. That'll cause all sorts of localized turbulence, and require rather large "buckets" to catch the wind. One thing wind-power proponents consistently (conveniently?) neglect is that the power available from the wind is a function of wind velocity AND intercepted area. Discovery Channel recently ran an episode of their Planet Earth series with a guy in Virginia trying to float wind-harvesting balloons. Aside from the guy apparently having a really poor grasp of aerodynamics, he was completely dumbfounded that his big airship wouldn't rotate in a 10mph wind. They were ecstatic at generating 20W in a 12mph wind, barely turning. The problem involves the teeny tiny rotor vanes on the balloon. They don't intercept enough wind area to generate substantial power, much less overcome the fundamental drag created by the airship frame.

    The Flettner Rotor is a propulsion device. Spin the rotor with a motor, and generate thrust by passing wind over it. If you want to harvest power from the wind, you'd be better off with something that sweeps out a large area. Have a look at a Darrieus Turbine or some of the other Vertical Axis Wind Turbines.

  57. GM crops will feed humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you want people to starve? Is it because they are in a different country and a different color?

    1. Re:GM crops will feed humanity by shermozle · · Score: 1

      Sorry, how will herbicide resistant soy grown for stock feed be useful to these different coloured people in different countries?

    2. Re:GM crops will feed humanity by budgenator · · Score: 1

      usually it's because they are the same country and color but a differing religion, tribe or political affiliation.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
  58. How does this help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    H2O is a greenhouse gas as well.

  59. Sad... by Pollux · · Score: 1

    Doesn't anyone else find it foolish of our culture to think that, while we cannot accurately predict the weather 100% of the time, we still think we have the power to bend it to our will?

    1. Re:Sad... by marco.antonio.costa · · Score: 1

      I do

      --
      Send your spendthrift head of state this
    2. Re:Sad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't anyone else find it foolish of our culture to think that, while we cannot accurately predict the weather 100% of the time, we still think we have the power to bend it to our will?

      Doesn't everyone find it extremely foolish that some people still don't know the difference between weather and climate?

      (And as for the 100% - obviously we should never do anything at all since we are never 100% sure of anything).

  60. Pffft! Come to New Zealand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least, after that, the farmers affected with drought, or torrential rains, or whatever, will be able to sue somebody.

    Farmers in New Zealand have been doing that for almost 100 years. They earn more from subsidies and "compensation" than they do from growing stuff. They are the wealthy Landed Gentry, and have been for a long time.

    Why take precautions (and do work) to protect farm animals from forecast droughts, floods, snowstorms, etc, when the compensation from governments afraid of the vocal farming community is higher than the actual value of the animals and crops lost?

  61. A stupid doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A stupid doctor treats the wrong symptoms. Doesn't anyone else know that we are in a global cooling phase?

    Doesn't anyone read history? The medieval warming period was a time of plenty. The little ice age was a time of death and starvation: the black death and the Irish potato famine.

    Global warming is a good idea. Global cooling is just asking for death and war on a scale not seen in a long time.

  62. Fixed that for you by wrastler · · Score: 1

    ... guarded by frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads!

  63. Lime must be produced == Energy required by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    Read up on how lime is produced. It's problematic -- one hint is how much heat is required to produce (and therefore fuel of some sort to produce the heat), let alone the energy requirements for digging up the raw materials and transporting to processing facilities, etc etc. It's definitely *not* carbon-neutral.

    Cheers,

    --
    "What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
    "A four-foot prune."
    1. Re:Lime must be produced == Energy required by Pedrito · · Score: 1

      one hint is how much heat is required to produce (and therefore fuel of some sort to produce the heat), let alone the energy requirements for digging up the raw materials and transporting to processing facilities, etc etc. It's definitely *not* carbon-neutral.

      If you had bothered to read the link I published, you'd see how they propose to do it. By using limestone from energy rich areas: For example, near sources of natural gas or in deserts, where solar energy could be used to provide the energy and some of the heat. So, basically mine and convert in the same place, then dump in the ocean. Not too terribly expensive.

  64. Much like solar power ... by giorgist · · Score: 1

    This will take decades to implement and much like solar power it will stop true solutions.

    Voice of reason: We already have zero emissions abundant energy with minuscule amounts of pollutants it is called Nuclear energy.

    Greenie: Now, let's go for Solar/Wind/Shove carbon under the earth/Fusion. All we have to do is burn money and effort and time making them work ... just wait a little more ... say 20 years

    1. Re:Much like solar power ... by ElAurian · · Score: 1

      Solar power won't interfere with nuclear power, buddy. Take it from a former anti-nuclear activist: modern nuclear plants are great, and without them the warming would be a lot worse. I'm one of the weirdo Australian lefties who heartily endorses digging up all the uranium Australia has (a third of the world's known reserves) and shipping it overseas to countries who already have nuclear plants.

      However, it's very hard for a country that hasn't got them already to go zero-carbon by developing a nuclear power industry. There's no time! The political barriers, not to mention the capital investment, will cause too many delays. Especially since we can't come close to having enough uranium to convert the entire world over without using breeder reactors, and they create a politically unacceptable proliferation risk.

      Geothermal is the way to go for countries who are lucky enough to have extensive hot rocks under their territory. Endless baseload power, baby. Solar thermal, a proven, reliable technology, will work in most places outside the Arctic, and with enough buffering in place will even supply baseload.

      There's room enough for all cost-effective options.

  65. Why struggle to stop the wind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Climate change is inevitable.

    The extinction of humanity from the universe is inevitable.

    Why must we struggle against nature and the universe?

    What made you think that the Earth's climate was going to remain static forever?

  66. Reflect vs. Capture by bpd1069 · · Score: 1

    They calculate that they can reflect 3.7 Wm-2 back into space via this Twomey effect. I have no grounds to doubt that, but would it be better to try to harness that energy thus cooling the oceans and generating energy at the same time?

    I think solutions that address more than one problem are better than such one sided approaches.

    Floating superstructures / solar farms along the equator could generate massive amounts of electricity and utuilize the surface of the ocean to everyone's net benefit.

    --
    --
    1. Re:Reflect vs. Capture by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Well a gram of water needs 500 some odd calories to turn into vapor so this will carry a bunch of heat into the upper atmosphere. Once up there above the majority of the CO2 it'll condense into droplets radiating IR into space.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
  67. Saharan sand != all of the Caribbean by zooblethorpe · · Score: 3, Informative

    Um, Vieques at least (and the big island of Puerto Rico proper) has an awful lot of nice, solid bedrock forming the bulk of the landmass. I don't think sand transported from the Sahara has much of anything to do with Vieques geology.

    Cheers,

    --
    "What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
    "A four-foot prune."
    1. Re:Saharan sand != all of the Caribbean by thermian · · Score: 1

      How dare you corrupt my nice slashdot comment with facts!

      Nasty person...

      I wasn't aware of that, but I was thinking more of the impact of a loss of coastal integrity causing damage to the Islands. That's not exactly a short term thing.

      --
      A learning experience is one of those things that say, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.' - D. Adams
  68. Salty clouds? by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We also don't know what salty clouds will do to the world. All the clouds at the moment have only fresh water. What would happen if the clouds (and rain) became salty? Will all the world's farmland be poisoned slowly?

    1. Re:Salty clouds? by hellop2 · · Score: 1

      Spec of salt. Large rain drop.

      --
      How many more years will slashdot have an off-by-one error on your Score in your profile?
  69. Great idea! by Mascot · · Score: 1

    Almost as great as the one during the last global cooling panic, where suggestions were made to cover the ice caps with black soot to make them absorb sunlight and melt.

    Proof positive that global climatologists are never ever wrong.

  70. Much worse by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    would be if she does not like how we try to take care of it.

    --
    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:Much worse by sg_oneill · · Score: 4, Funny

      If she doesn't like it we may have to kill her to save ourselves! :(

      --
      Excuse the Unicode crap in my posts. That's an apostrophe, and slashdot is busted.
    2. Re:Much worse by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Hmm... Mother Nature Pie... Aaargle... Drool...

      --
      I drank what? -- Socrates
  71. worst idea ever by timmarhy · · Score: 1
    let me get this straight - there is a hypothesis that man made CO2 is warming the earth, so instead of POSSIBLY messing with the earths temp by a few degree's they want to DEFINATELY fuck with it with huge expensive ships that cost billions and might end up with a result worse than doing nothing?

    this reminds me of a daily WTF called "The complicators gloves". utterly insane complication of a situation.

    --
    If you mod me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine....
  72. Re:Vaporware Wacko Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's a troll? Saying this is a wacko idea that will never fly, or saying that this is typical /. type news? Is that wrong? Anyone?

    This is yet another colossal waste of money that will render zero solutions and contributes nothing but background noise along with a host of other quack solutions that hides other more practical and legitimate solutions.

    And, this seems to be the status quo of "news" that tickles /. fancy while more concrete news is ignored. Reminds me of that latest Micro$oft commercial - absolutely pointless.

  73. This sounds so ridiculous... by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...I actually RTFA. And I still think it's ridiculous.

    Each of these ships weighs 300 tonnes (which I presume is close enough to a ton for engineering), or 600,000lbs. You're telling me you can build a ship for $5 a pound? I call bullshit. Steel is one of the least expensive materials, and raw steel is running close to $1/lb delivered, with absolutely zero fabrication, zero assembly, zero testing, zero commissioning, and zero operation. There's no way you can build a durable, seagoing ship for $5/lb.

    Second...what powers these things? Oh, sure they use rotating sails. Bullshit. That was scrapped long ago. It has all the drawbacks of powered propulsion (you have to spin them with motors) and all the drawbacks of sails (if there is no wind, you have to propulsion). Every first year aero engineering student learns about these things.

    No, even if the concept works (which is, imho, questionable), I predict it will cost at least an order of magnitude greater than planned. Why not spend the money to advance solar collection techniques and battery/storage technology to avoid both the CO2 problem with fossil fuels, and the inherent limits to fossil fuel usage?

    --
    Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
    1. Re:This sounds so ridiculous... by lurker412 · · Score: 1

      If the concept were sound, it would be well worth the cost even if it came out to two orders of magnitude greater than the projection.

    2. Re:This sounds so ridiculous... by Fyz · · Score: 1

      Well, the ships aren't actually going anywhere, so what's so bad about using an itinerant power source like wind, or maybe solar?

      Another idea I like is the possibility for making these moving coral reefs. A single piece of flotsam can sustain biomass five times its own weight on the open sea. There's a definite possibility that these could help out with more than just the problem of global warming.

    3. Re:This sounds so ridiculous... by ImWithBrilliant · · Score: 1

      Ships are but one end-point solution. To experiment first with the spray/seeding concept, there are plenty of fixed (arid islands, reefs, and other out-of-the-way) locations that could receive excessive salt spray to actually prove out the viability of the concept first.

      --

      Is it a rule, that there's an exception to every rule?

    4. Re:This sounds so ridiculous... by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      They're built out of frozen seawater.

  74. Next Step by MRB+Constant · · Score: 1

    The next step is to demand that we make 1000 times this number of ships.

  75. But maybe Saharan sand == Lush Amazon by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    I was thinking more of the impact of a loss of coastal integrity causing damage to the Islands. That's not exactly a short term thing.

    No, I agree. Plus, the first paragraph of this section indicates that a number of other Caribbean islands might indeed be mostly sand.

    On a side note, I've also heard / read that the lushness of the Amazon is supported to some extent by mineral nutrients blown over from the Sahara. A quick Google search seems to find a number of relevant links.

    Cheers,

    --
    "What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
    "A four-foot prune."
  76. Proofreading anyone? by SendBot · · Score: 1

    the global warming effects associated with an increase of dioxide levels by

    Since when has global warming been associated with breathable oxygen?

  77. Wait what? by meist3r · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Have we tried all feasible methods already? I don't see any solar panels or wind mills in my neighborhood. OK, go ahead, produce billions of kilowatts of energy to melt steel to make into giant boats that will roam all the oceans to do some ineffective mumbo-jumbo. That way at least it'll be over quickly. Couldn't stand another few millenia with you guys. Sheesh.

  78. Great sig ... by tuxgeek · · Score: 1

    But the solution to the CO2/Global Warming problem is not a superficial band-aid solution such as this but changing our way of thinking entirely.

    We need to get off our fossil fuel energy addiction which is the cause of the problem and onto new technologies we have available to us right now. Solar, wind, hydro, wave, bio-fuels, hydrogen fuel cell and hydrogen itself.

    -----

    RNC = Racists Nazis Criminals

    --
    "Suppose you were an idiot...and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself." Mark Twain
  79. On marches the religion by newt0311 · · Score: 1

    Wow, another insane idea from the GW peanut gallery.

  80. Brilliant Brain! Oh, no wait a minute... by s_p_oneil · · Score: 1

    But what if it changes global weather patterns in a nasty way? It would be better if we could fix the temperatures without affecting global cloud cover. In theory it could make the Sahara green again while turning the US into another Sahara.

    IMO, the only valid claim made by global warming skeptics is that we really don't know for certain what will happen globally when something forces a significant change in our atmosphere, the ocean, etc. From what I've read, our weather modeling programs are maintained mostly by "reaction". The scientists can't experiment globally with controls and variables to make sure their equations are perfect, so they have to guess based on past data. When the data doesn't match the model, they try to fudge it by tweaking the equations and "magic constants" they've come up with, which would mostly be meaningless if conditions in the atmosphere changed.

  81. What if one of these schemes actually succeeds? by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

    Has anyone given any thought to what will happen if humans manage to demonstrably change the climate? Every perturbation or hiccup in weather would be attributed to the change. Drought in Darfur? Typhoon in Tijuana? Hurricane in Hueneme? Flood in ... well, you get the idea. The screams of "It's YOUR fault!" and "I'm sueing!" would fill the air. As soon as we're successful, the bitchfest, lobbying for reparations, and lawsuits start. And never end.

    1. Re:What if one of these schemes actually succeeds? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Flood in ...

      ...Lynmouth, England, 1952.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynmouth#The_Lynmouth_disaster
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1516880.stm
      50 years after severe flooding in south-west England killed 34, it emerged that there were cloud-seeding experiments before the rain. But it's probably just a conspiracy theory.

      (Flooding is the main natural disaster in the UK -- at least, the one most likely to kill people -- so there's often people trying to blame others, but normally for more mundane things, like having built lots of houses in the wrong place.)

  82. The failure of the environmental movement by coryking · · Score: 1

    The failure of the environmental movement is that is continues to tie economic and "social justice" issues with the *fact* that our planet is warming and *the fact* that the ice caps are melting and the sea is going to rise.

    Those are *facts provent by science*. Quite frankly, I dont care who is at fault for the globe heating up and the sea rising. I *do* care if my city is going to be under 20 feed of water a hundred years from now.

    *It DOES NOT MATTER WHO IS AT FAULT FOR GLOBAL WARMING* what matters is *GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL*. So thank you, activist environmentalists for raising awareness, but dammit... at this point it doesn't matter if volcanoes or SUVs are what is raising the global temperature. The fact is that it is happening and the question is, should we do something to save our cities. Global warming is a threat to national security, and *that* is something that should be talked about, not blaming SUV's or coal factories.

    1. Re:The failure of the environmental movement by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

      Quite frankly, I dont care who is at fault for the globe heating up and the sea rising. I *do* care if my city is going to be under 20 feed of water a hundred years from now.

      This is pure alarmist BS put out by con artists like Al Gore and the enviromaniacs. The earth was a lot warmer in the past and it did not cause the ocean level to rise 20 feet. This, too, is a fact proven by science. The earth has a natural temperature control mechanism called the atmosphere and the oceans. As the temperature goes up, so do the volume of water vapor in the air. More clouds means more heat reflected back into space.

    2. Re:The failure of the environmental movement by coryking · · Score: 1

      This is pure alarmist BS put out by con artists like Al Gore and the enviromaniacs.

      The real tragedy is that our political discourse has devolved to attacks on people rather then facts, issues, and solutions. Calling Al Gore a con artist or somebody an enviromaniac helps nobody but those in control. It shuts down all further discourse.

      How about instead saying "This theory is bumpkis, and here is why."

    3. Re:The failure of the environmental movement by AJWM · · Score: 1

      I *do* care if my city is going to be under 20 feed of water a hundred years from now.

      Do you live in Venice? Or somewhere else where the land is subsiding about 2-1/2 inches per year? (That's the rate of sea level rise needed for a 20 foot increase in a mere century.)

      In fact, the vaunted IPCC figures on sea level rise (on a couple of millimeters a year) were baselined on a guage located in an area known to be subsiding. When satellite altimetry data didn't match those numbers, they applied a "correction factor" to the satellite data so that it would match up.

      --
      -- Alastair
    4. Re:The failure of the environmental movement by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

      I *do* care if my city is going to be under 20 feed of water a hundred years from now.

      Then move. There is quite a bit of habitable land that is significantly higher than sea level.

    5. Re:The failure of the environmental movement by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

      How about instead saying "This theory is bumpkis, and here is why."

      I wish it were that simple. But it doesn't happen for the same reason that there's no such thing as a "clean" political campaign in the US. Negative campaigning works and most people aren't interested enough to digest facts.

      Global warming is the "in" thing because enough of the public has been convinced of the supposed dangers, and because the global warming fearmongers have so demonized the skeptics that anything that contradicts global warming isn't even considered a possibility. It's disgusting.

      And politicians love global warming because it lets them pass political measures with very little debate. Global warming is basically the left's "terrorism." I mean that in that the right can use terrorism as a red herring to pass a bunch of policies that would otherwise fall flat on its face, and global warming provides the same ability to liberals.

      How about we eliminate both terrorism and global warming from politics completely so we can actually spend our time on something productive?

  83. Lime production still means CO2 emissions by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    If you had bothered...

    There's an old aphorism that says something about making assumptions...

    I actually clicked through your link, but my browser only pulled up the "Global Warming Stopped By Adding Lime To Sea" article thread (which I read through when it first showed up), but the browser view failed to jump to any specific comment. Perhaps your link wasn't correct?

    If you intended simply to link through to the article, a number of people in that thread pointed out notable flaws with the suggestions of TFA. Solar would be the only possible way of heating lime kilns in a carbon-neutral manner, but any non-solar lime kiln would involve burning something, which increases CO2 emissions. Besides which, any lime production process at all will release CO2 anyway as it's driven out of the base material (generally limestone) during calcination. Reversing the calcination process, which is what would happen with the lime added to seawater, would generally only suck up as much CO2 as was originally driven out of the raw limestone to begin with. Which leaves us with a very labor- and energy-intensive process to create the lime and cart it out into the ocean, which in the best possible scenario would end with no loss or gain in CO2 levels. Kinda pointless, unfortunately...

    Cheers,

    --
    "What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
    "A four-foot prune."
    1. Re:Lime production still means CO2 emissions by Pedrito · · Score: 1

      I apologize, if you clicked through to the site mentioned here, you'll see what they have in mind.

      Please go through it. If you think they're missing something, let them know. That's what they want.

      Yes, calcination releases CO2, but no, it absorbs 2 CO2 when dropped in the ocean. You already know the calcination process, which produces one molecule of CO2 along with a molecule of CaO. When added to water, CaO + H2O --> Ca(OH)2. Then, reacting with CO2 dissolved in the seawater, you get Ca(OH)2 + 2CO2 --> Ca(HCO3)2, Calcium Bicarb.

      Sorry, I was in a pissy mood when I replied last time. Please, go to their site. They've really thought this through and it's a good idea. With the right help, it could actually happen.

  84. Newtons 2nd law... by Anonymous+Admin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is no free lunch.

    Manufacturing 1500, 300 ton ships will generate more pollution than the ships can remove in their lifetime. That is alot of steel, coal, oil(lubricants), and electronics, at the very least.

    1. Re:Newtons 2nd law... by Teancum · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I think you are more referencing the laws of Entropy/Thermodynamics rather than the laws of Motion (usually attributed to Newton as "Newton's laws").

      Written in a simple, easy to understand fashion, the laws of entropy/energy are:

      1) You can't win.
      2) You can't break even.
      3) The game is rigged where everybody will go broke in the end.

      But then again too many environmentalists are unaware of basic principles of science, so perhaps they think you can reverse entropy on a global scale.

    2. Re:Newtons 2nd law... by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

      There is no free lunch.

      I don't think you're quite grasping the meaning of Newton's 2nd Law.

    3. Re:Newtons 2nd law... by anachronous+diehard · · Score: 1

      The 450,000 tons of steel these ships will require is only 0.3% of the world monthly steel production. http://www.worldsteel.org/?action=newsdetail&id=246 Similarly, the carbon required to produce them would be a tiny fraction of total carbon emission.

      The size of the ships, and the number required, are less than that of the U.S. Liberty Ship program (1941-1945) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberty_ship. So the required industrial effort is reasonable.

      Therefore, assuming the salt-water spray concept changes albedo by the proposed magnitude and has no unacceptable consequences, this would have a very high payoff.

      ....but "very high payoff" and "no unacceptable consequences" are, all too often, the same as "too good to be true".

    4. Re:Newtons 2nd law... by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I don't see any direct parallel between

      Mutationem motus proportionalem esse vi motrici impressae, et fieri secundum lineam rectam qua vis illa imprimitur
      -- and --
      An Arby's Roast Beef (tm) sandwich.

  85. Dear people of earth by narcberry · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You guys don't trust your expert meteorologist's weather over the next several days. Please stop trusting your politicians about weather over the next several decades.

    --
    Modding me -1 troll doesn't make me wrong.
  86. Re:A Bad Doctor..Not by Adreno · · Score: 1

    yeah... the whole time I was reading the article, I was thinking 'this isn't an environmentalist's dream... it's a boatbuilder's dream'

  87. My First Thought by DeanFox · · Score: 1

    Pure genius. Take a system you don't really understand, but depend on for living, and drastically modify a variable to see what happens.
    At least, after that, the farmers affected with drought, or torrential rains, or whatever, will be able to sue somebody.

    My first thought was what happens when all that salt rains down on our farm lands. But I'm sure they've thought of that and considered all the ramifications :)

    -[d]-

  88. Is global warming all bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So we lose Florida and other low sitting coastal areas. The equatorial regions get worse. But suddenly canada and asia are loaded with HUGE amounts of brand new arable land.

    Is it possible that global warming could be a POSITIVE change? Doesn't the global warming scare really just come down to "WE FEAR CHANGE"?

    1. Re:Is global warming all bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah cos hurricane katrina and the one going on now weren't a problem were they? All those inhabitants of new orleans just FEAR THE CHANGE of their homes being under the sea. Think it through for fuck's sake. Yes, a different coastline is just different coastline and perhaps there would be some benefits to it. It's what happens DURING the change that is the problem.

      The destruction of several cities + the death of thousands of people through starvation/disease/economic unrest is something worth fearing don't you think?

    2. Re:Is global warming all bad? by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      50 million people died from the Spanish Flu pandemic in 1918 and we've had a flu pandemic every century for 300 years.

      The end of the 1800s saw 50 million people starve to death through economic mismanagement by colonials in India, China and South America.

      While I have plenty of sympathy and empathy for people who choose to live *below sea level* if i waas them I'd be making plans to get to higher ground, it's not like it will come as a surprise.

      --
      There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
  89. Humpbacked...people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paramount Pictures has levied a lawsuit against these researchers, citing prior art.

  90. What a waste of money by Teancum · · Score: 1

    My first impression of this thought is "OK, somebody wants to waste other people's money".

    Typically I try to have an outlook that any sort of government spending is mainly harmless... especially if it is out right corruption and embezzlement. Typical pork barrel type projects are just methods of wealth transfer to somebody better connected politically, even if along the way some sort of "public good" is created that can prove beneficial. At the very least it keeps the government busy gazing at its own naval instead of trying to screw up my own life with some sort of oppressive program.

    Unfortunately, this proposal fits more into the worst possible nightmare for those who hate big government: A big project that will not only transfer a huge amount of wealth, but that in the long run may do far more harm than good. There is absolutely no reason at all to believe that those who are proposing this sort of concept can honestly suggest that they understand the global climatological systems to a level to understand what exactly this sort of proposal to modify the weather might actually do.... provided they actually succeed and can influence global temperatures.

    My only hope with something like this is that the contractor will churn up a bunch of activity and run massively over budget, and eventually the whole thing will get dropped like a NASA manned launch vehicle.

    As long as none of these ships actually make it out to sea, I won't mind. But the second it starts to actually happen is when I might just have to get into action, politically or otherwise.

    Even assuming the most wild predictions do come true, that it does start to influence and change the climate in a positive manner (who gets to decide that again?), there will still be maintenance of these ships and continued funding for this project once it is up and going. Dare I suggest that ships in the sea may sink? What about "radical right-wing elements" going along and deliberately blowing these things up? How about ship-builders themselves paying to have these vessels sunk... perhaps covertly? Or planned obsolescence by ship builders that will happen faster than they can be built?

    Even more important, what is going to be the "hook" to keep political support for continuing this project regardless of the long-term consequences? That was something decidedly missing from the Apollo project, and that had support from both conservative and liberal parts of the American political landscape. This is a political hot potato that I don't see will happen at least on a completed level of operation, although I have no doubt that money will be spent on something like this in some form or another and simply be a waste of resources and money.

    And all of this will happen because of the "environmental movement"... what irony.

  91. a little dissent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From somebody that is thought of as an authority on weather.

    Dr. William Gray has been recognized as one of the world's leading climatology experts, best know for his annual Tropical Storm Forecast where he predicts tropical storms, named storms, typhoons, hurricanes, and intense hurricanes.

    According to Dr. Gray, "It is is not possible for a doubling of anthropogenic greenhouse gases by the late 21st century to cause global warming as much as 2-5oC as indicated by most of the Global Circulation Models (GCMs). These numerical models are compromised by two basic flaws: 1) the assumption that an increased hydrologic cycle leads to large increased upper-level water vapor and reduced long wave radiation to space - the opposite occurs and, 2) inability of the GCMs to realistically simulate changes in the globe's deep ocean circulations, which, in the authors view, is the primary driver of the global temperature change of the last few centuries. More analysis will, I believe, show that the recently proposed run away anthropogenic global warming scenarios have grossly overestimated the warming threat. Observed global temperature increases during the last 30 and 100 years have been largely a result of deep ocean global circulation changes resulting from global salinity variations. Doubling of atmospheric CO2 will likely cause only modest global warming (~0.5oC) and such small warming may be more beneficial to humankind than harmful."

  92. Sage this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, do not post any more articles from this walking bag of plagiarism. Post the original article and write a new summary please editors.

  93. Re:How Much Fuel for those Ships by joelwyland · · Score: 2, Informative

    I wonder if each ship would be able to cancel out its own carbon emissions from Burned Fuel, and of course multiply that by 1500 ships.

    Wow. Not only could you not be bothered to Read The Fucking article... you couldn't even be bothered to Read The Fucking Summary.

  94. Re:How Much Fuel for those Ships by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

    RTFA, they're wind powered. Although I can forsee a lot of people commandeering, or riding upon those ships for their own use. What an amazing change to the global economy that will present!

    --
    Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
  95. You are possibly the dumbest human on earth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. Really. Please stop posting until your intellect develops more.

  96. Re:Being as WATER VAPOR is the #1 greenhouse gas.. by budgenator · · Score: 1

    The white fluffy clouds will reflect the short wavelength visible light into space instead of allowing it to warm the Earth and be emitted as long wavelength IR. I'm still somewhat skeptical about AGW but what the scientists are talking about is quite a bit more plausible, then what the Global Warming as religion morons are able to understand or explain; they really do their cause a disservice with their incoherent rantings and ravings.

    --
    Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
  97. Ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Go look up the co2 ppm levels from the dinosaur era(s).

    I won't give you a link (google your own) or you'll dismiss it as biased but levels were roughly 20x higher than today.

    Have fun with your religion, believe anything you want, just don't force your unscientific beliefs down other's throats, please.

    Thanks.

    1. Re:Ignorant by Bishop+Rook · · Score: 1

      Nice straw man. We all know that CO2 levels were much higher hundreds of millions of years ago than they are today. Also, the Earth was much hotter and wetter than it is today. And the continents were all in different places. And they were roamed by fucking dinosaurs and mosquitoes the size of your fist. And mammals were about the size of opossums or smaller. Do you think it would be an EASY transition to go back to a world with that kind of climate? How many people would starve because their crops can't grow in the new environment? How many people would die of malaria and other insect-borne diseases? How many different types of plants, animals, and fish would die because they're adapted to this environment, not to the Jurassic Period? The Earth of 100 million years ago is a totally alien world from the one we know, and we'd be hard-pressed to survive on it.

    2. Re:Ignorant by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find that the times with high (and increasing) CO2 levels correlate to bad things happening, like this, and generally unpleasant weather that would put lots of major cities underwater.

  98. And if it DOES work, who sets the thermostat? by dr2chase · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cooling the earth for a few billion dollars is chickenfeed. What if some large country (us, China, India, Brazil, just for example) decides that they'd like a little extra cooling? Too bad for Canada, eh? If this (or any similar "cheap" cooling technology) works and is deployed, it will make for some interesting negotiations.

  99. Here's one, since you asked. There are lots more. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    CO2 concentrations taken from ice cores and elsewhere DO show a correlation between CO2 and temperature, much as shown in the famous graph that superimposed the two in Gore's famous "Inconvenient Truth" movie.

    But here is an inconvenient truth he did not tell you: in that correlation, the higher CO2 concentrations followed the temperature rises by about 300 years!

    THEIR OWN DATA indicates that rising CO2 is a symptom of higher temperatures, NOT a cause! How is that for something that is "inconvenient" for the CO2 theory?

    Now... I promised you another theory, and here it is: Not only is sunspot activity even more strongly correlated to temperature than CO2, there is NO delay of 100s of years, AND there is no question of cause-and-effect, because higher temperatures on earth sure as hell are not affecting sunspots!

    (Just so you are aware, the correlation is a negative one: more sunspot activity means cooler weather.)

    Look it up! It's true! You can find all the supporting papers and evidence in a couple of moments using Google.

    I posted a bunch of relevant links here on /. a few weeks ago. I do not feel like finding them again. But you can search the archives and find the links I posted here, or find them yourself on Google... neither should be difficult.

  100. But where by rossdee · · Score: 2, Funny

    would we get a heroine to inspire such a fleet? She would have to be 50% more beautiful than Helen of Troy...

  101. Nonsense. You have not done your homework. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is not "fringe" science. Claiming that it is only shows that you do not know the subject well.

    I posted a whole bunch of links here in the last big discussion of global warming on /. You can go find them if you want, it should not be difficult. Or you can find them yourself on the Internet using Google or some other search engine, in about 10 seconds.

    The NEWS might still be claiming that CO2 is the most likely culprit, but scientists -- even the majority of scientists -- are not. The last guy who made the claim you just did to me shut right the fuck up once he saw the evidence I posted. Again, you can prove it to yourself quite easily. Just go find the links I posted before. Or look it up on Google. Sheesh, even the UN's IPCC committee has retracted their former stance on CO2! You are behind the times.

    1. Re:Nonsense. You have not done your homework. by bunratty · · Score: 1

      I've been watching lectures of global warming by scientists on The Research Channel and UCTV, and not one of them has expressed serious doubt that global warming is man-made. They express alarm that the media continues to claim that there is still serious scientific debate about what the cause of global warming is.

      --
      What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
    2. Re:Nonsense. You have not done your homework. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      So you base your opinion on two biased sources, and wonder why anybody else has any other viewpoint?

      Jesus, you are a lazy ass.

    3. Re:Nonsense. You have not done your homework. by bunratty · · Score: 1

      What do you mean by "biased sources"? I'm listening to lectures by climate scientists. How are they biased?

      --
      What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
    4. Re:Nonsense. You have not done your homework. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      I posted a whole bunch of links here in the last big discussion of global warming on /. You can go find them if you want, it should not be difficult.

      I found this post of yours, which does not actually contain links to any scientific papers disputing CO2 as a major cause of global warming. Perhaps you were referring to some other post of yours?

      The post I did find follows the usual scattershot creationist strategy: quote-mine an arbitrarily large number of supposed "refutations" out of Google, and when your opponent doesn't want to spend the next two months refuting them all, declare victory.

      How about picking one or two of the best scientific arguments which you think make the case that CO2 is not the main contributor to the recent warming, and defending those scientifically with references to the scientific literature? (Note the word "science" here.)

      I did see some posts of yours with the usual wrong claims about tropospheric warming, solar influence on climate, etc. But no links to any actual scientific publications.

      The NEWS might still be claiming that CO2 is the most likely culprit, but scientists -- even the majority of scientists -- are not.

      That's manifestly false. I read the main journals weekly/monthly (Science/Nature/Nature Geosci., GRL, JGR, J. Climate, Climate Dynamics etc.) and by vast majority the papers which discuss global warming either implicitly or explicitly attribute it to CO2. Disagree? Go look at the latest issues of each of those journals, and count how many articles attribute it mostly to something other than CO2. Seriously. Go look.

      Sheesh, even the UN's IPCC committee has retracted their former stance on CO2!

      If by "their former stance" you mean their attribution of most of the 20th century warming to CO2 and other greenhouse gases, and their projections of several degrees of warming by 2100 due to continued GHG emissions, that's a flat lie.

      In my attempt to turn up your links, I did come across a previous claim of yours that the UN "retracted their famous, hysterical report about greenhouse warming" and that "The UN has subsequently issued another report, in which they state (I am paraphrasing) that we are not seeing greenhouse warming today, and may not for many years." This is, as I said, a bald faced lie. The IPCC never retracted their Fourth Assessment Report in which they attributed global warming to CO2, and they never issued a report claiming that we are not seeing greenhouse warming today. If you want to continue making this claim, please post a link to this supposed "new report".

    5. Re:Nonsense. You have not done your homework. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      And by the way, anticipating your probable weaselly response based on your past behavior in these threads: I don't accept "go do a Google search and come back later" as an argumment. No, if you're making bold claims, I want to see you put together a substantive critique of the science with specific citations into the peer reviewed climate literature, not vague "hunt through a million blog links for unspecified references and I'm sure you'll find something supporting my claims". (And no, I also don't count "peer review sucks so I'm going to rely on uninformed web sites instead": you made a claim about what the scientific community thinks, not what skeptical web site authors think.)

  102. Plant more trees? by Edgester · · Score: 1

    How about we just plant more trees? They would capture the carbon dioxide. It's much cheaper than building these ships that could be stolen by pirates. The wood could be harvested and put at the bottom of a lake or something.

    1. Re:Plant more trees? by ahaveland · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, planting more trees is a great idea as long as you can find land to put them on that hasn't already been converted to a golf course, palm-oil plantation or depleted pasture.

      If you could make wood sink to the bottom of a lake before it is sold for building materials or firewood, it'll decay anaerobically and produce methane, which is a 21 times more effective greenhouse gas than CO2.

      We should plant more and keep them living as long as possible to enjoy their beauty and benefits.

  103. Then there's by CBob · · Score: 1

    http://www.terrapass.com/blog/posts/can-six-tankers

    for the slightly cheaper approach with fewer ships.
    (and just as far fetched)

  104. Aqueous CaO --> Cal *Bi*carb, not just Cal Carb by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    Thank you for the additional link, very interesting stuff, if a bit perplexing how to pull it off, or what the impact on ocean chemistry might be. Going back through the materials for my previous reply got me curious again, and I did some more digging, and went through to the calcium bicarbonate article on Wikipedia; this Cquestrate site is clearly working from the same idea, that calcium oxide in solution will actually become calcium bicarbonate instead of just calcium carbonate (limestone), ionically attracting an additional carbonate and thereby sucking up more carbon dioxide than is possible outside of solution.

    CaO(calcium oxide) + 2(H20) >> Ca(OH)2(calcium hydroxide) + H2O
    Ca(OH)2 + H2O + 2(CO2) >> Ca(HCO3)2(calcium bicarbonate) + H2O

    Oh yeah, *aqueous*. (slaps forehead)

    So provided that solar furnaces or some similar solar approach is used to calcinate the limestone, the missing piece of the logistics puzzle is finding a carbon-neutral means of distributing the lime in the oceans. Perhaps as solar power technology improves, either fuel-cell or electric vehicles and equipment could be used for extraction and transportation.

    Cheers,

    --
    "What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
    "A four-foot prune."
  105. The TRUE Answer: Inspired by Disco by ThinkTwicePostOnce · · Score: 1

    If we'd just declassify the sequin mines outside Las Vegas (Area 51) and then
    grind the stuff up into micro-glitter before adding it to all oil and coal we're
    burning, we'd make the earth look from space like a giant disco ball, reflecting
    an enormous quantity of solar radiation back into space.

    Keep our Solar System beautiful!

    --
    Hide all sigs: Click HELP+Prefs (top), VIEWING (last on right), DISABLE SIGS (3rd on left) and SAVE (hidden at bottom).
    1. Re:The TRUE Answer: Inspired by Disco by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Keeps away hostile aliens, too. Well, ones with taste anyways.

      --
      Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
  106. plastic in the clouds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It will be awesome when the ship navigates over the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.

  107. Re:Here's one, since you asked. There are lots mor by bunratty · · Score: 1

    Your first argument is a flawed one I have encountered before. Whatever the cause of higher temperatures was in the past, it does not mean that the cause of today's higher temperatures is not carbon dioxide in the atmosphere. Everyone agrees that the cause of increased carbon dioxide in today's atmosphere is human burning of fossil fuels and forests, and everyone agrees that increased carbon dioxide in the atmosphere will raise temperatures, because carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas.

    Also, in the past, the Earth's temperature depended most on small forcings such as solar output and changes in the Earth's orbit. Today, the increased carbon dioxide causes a larger forcing, so much so that we will not have another ice age with so much carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, unless perhaps volcanoes, nuclear war, or a comet or asteroid collision kicks up so much particulate matter that too much sun gets blocked.

    I don't see any papers making the claims that you're referring to. I see some blog posts. You can look up the results of Peter Norvig's experiment to see the claims of scientific papers, which do not disagree that global warming is due to carbon dioxide.

    --
    What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
  108. Cloud-Seeding GeoEngineering Video by JPyObjC+Dude · · Score: 1

    Check out the nice video on Youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg7J8P-uXqM&feature=related

  109. Or... by Snaller · · Score: 1

    ...you are wrong.

    --
    If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
  110. Unmanned?! by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Are you nuts?! You can't put them out there without people on them - you know what's going to happen - some pirates and terrorists are going to hijack them and then we have to call Steven Seagal, Bruce Willis and Matt Damon (assuming he can remember where he parked the rowboat) - baaaaaaad idea.

    --
    If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
  111. Farnsworth! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think Farnsworth came up with this in Futurama
    but settled on the giant parabolic mirror to reflect the sunlight away from the earth until it got
    hit by that pesky meteor that turned the mirror
    towards the earth as a death dealing heat ray.

    I think Nixon's head had the best idea to save us
    from global warming, a big
    robot party and then kill all the robots.

    By the hair on Agnew's headless body, what other
    goofball ideas will they think of next?

  112. spread the cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or spread the smog?

  113. tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tag asseenontv

  114. Re:Here's one, since you asked. There are lots mor by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

    Today, the increased carbon dioxide causes a larger forcing, so much so that we will not have another ice age with so much carbon dioxide in the atmosphere...

    Uhm... good! Am I to take it you are pro-ice age? I'd rather have sea level rise a few dozen feet than half a half mile slab of ice come rolling through town.

  115. A pilots job just got more difficult... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shooting clouds of salt water 1km into the air from 1500 ships worldwide sounds potentially problematic for airlines.

    What about the logistical nightmare of maintaining 1500 automated unmanned ships whilst ensuring none of them are captured and used for "less than savoury" means? The idea may be based on good intentions but leave it to someone to turn the idea into something for their own agenda. Toxic clouds on demand anyone?

    Also of note. Weren't the Chinese shunned by many for altering weather patterns for the Olympics with cloud-seeding guns? That was just a localised area for two weeks! Now someone wants to develop a global climate alterating system and there are people okay with that?

  116. Unintended consequences - albedo vs. greenhouse by rhyre · · Score: 1

    So (summarizing article) water vapor as part of a cloud is OK, because the greenhouse effect of the water vapor is counteracted by the albedo of the cloud?

    More research is needed. Wider-scale experiments to see if the predicted and unpredicted effects are OK.

    BTW, if you want to do something about the Earth's albedo today, you can always order a T-shirt.... or a mouse pad ---- 50 million mousepads should just about cover Texas.
    (This is an old Freeman Dyson joke)

    http://www.cafepress.com/albedoproject

  117. And... by bobbuck · · Score: 2, Insightful
    John Coleman, founder of the Weather Channel or these 31,079 American scientists (including 9,021 PhD's.)

    Rational people like Bjorn Lomborg have done the math and concluded that the money that would be spent reducing carbon dioxide emissions would be better spent elsewhere.

    1. Re:And... by instarx · · Score: 0

      WAAA, HAAA, HAAA! This is that Oregon Institute of Science and Medicine weirdo group. Only a moron would believe anything they say. You'll notice that there is no way to verify ANY of that long scrolling list of names they post.

      And that Bjorn Lomborg dude... he isn't even a scientist. He has no credentials and has never published a scientific paper on any topic (but he writes a mean web page that LOOKS like a scientific paper).

    2. Re:And... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Lol.. I see your empty attacks on credibility but I find it interesting that you fail to mention that Bjorn Lomborg, who hasn't published a scientific paper has had his book about global warming reviewed and attacked by the Danish Committees on Scientific Dishonesty in which the Denmark's Ministry of Science, Technology and Innovation said that those attacks were unfounded and unwarranted while also dismissing the finding and ordering the DCSD to review it again and to do it properly or shut up about it. Of course the dcsd decided not to do it.

      I would say he has a little more credit then you want to give him. I would also question your ability to dismiss a source as a weirdo group. Either critique the message and substantiate your claims, or stay within your make believe world. I mean summarily dismissing of information because it doesn't fit your world view is the root behind a lot of the evils in this world and some of the most devastating actions that have occurred.

    3. Re:And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course what you left out was that the reason Lomborg was cleared of the scientific deception charge was that he was not an expert in the area he wrote about. They ruled that he was simply wrong and ignorant, but in a huge bit if irony his ignorance of climatology made it impossible to prove he was willfully deceptive.

      Some expert you've got there.

      And the Oregon Institute of Science and Medicine IS a lunatic fringe group. I don't know if they have changed their web page but the last time I looked there was a picture of their "campus". They work out of a tin shed, dude! They are a political group with a political agenda who pretends to be science-based.

      But of course you true believers always try to turn the tables and attack MY objectivity. Trust me - just because some people are able to tell the difference between special interest-group misinformation and real science does not mean they are not objective - in fact just the opposite.

    4. Re:And... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Of course what you left out was that the reason Lomborg was cleared of the scientific deception charge was that he was not an expert in the area he wrote about. They ruled that he was simply wrong and ignorant, but in a huge bit if irony his ignorance of climatology made it impossible to prove he was willfully deceptive.

      I didn't leave anything out. The reversal told the DCSD to determine if they had jurrisdiction or not and they refued to do so. But it also said that their original determination was unfounded by their own standards. They didn't apply the scientific method or not any specifics to what was wrong. In short, it was a witch hunt that failed.

      Some expert you've got there.

      First off, he isn't my expert. Second of all, he has enough credentials to satisfy raising questions which is what he originally did. I'm not sure why you have to be some expert in an emerging field in order to point out flaws and ask questions. That's what the entire principles behind science demand, that anyone can point out flaws and ask questions. And he is a demon while you and other criticize him because he questioned the popular belief. Imagine where the world would be today if that was never allowed.

      But of course you true believers always try to turn the tables and attack MY objectivity. Trust me - just because some people are able to tell the difference between special interest-group misinformation and real science does not mean they are not objective - in fact just the opposite.

      Yes, just because your able to dismiss all challenges to your faith without answering them and simply saying "oh, he is associated with X" or "what does he know, even though his logic is sound, he isn't as much of an expert as us". We have other groups of people like that and it is interesting that they are commonly demonized too. I didn't say Bjorn or anyone was right, I said dismissing them without proper critique was wrong. In fact, it is just as wrong as believing the world is only 6000 years old or that the sun revolved around the earth and dismissing every challenge because they are in that group who is out to get us.

      Step back and take a look at your rationale. If you think the science is at a point that you can ignore detractors, then you are at a point where there will always be detractors. Don't praise the science conducted by a group of elitists while ignoring the very scientific principles binding their operation in your dismissal of anyone who doesn't agree. Otherwise you look like a crazed bible thumper who despite all other evidence being offered is insisting that the world is 6000 years old and evolution is impossible. I understand your religious like fanaticism, but it actually proves the other side in terms of believability.

  118. Join the crowd by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

    [...]But I have absolutely no credentials and nothing to back this up with.[...]

    Good.
    That puts you on equal footing with the rest of the world, whether we'd like to believe it or not.

    --

    If I mod you up, it doesn't necessarily mean I agree with what you've said, sorry.

  119. Preferred Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just kill off 6.4 billion of the existing 6.8 billion population. That should do the trick. Oh, that's right, that's what the greenies really want. Of course, they are in the surviving population.

  120. Re:How Much Fuel for those Ships by shermo · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flettner_ship

    They use rotating pillars as sails. You still need energy to make the pillars rotate.

    --
    Insanity: voting in the same two parties over and over again and expecting different results
  121. Re:How Much Fuel for those Ships by wooferhound · · Score: 1

    Sure, it's wind power to spray the water but I assure you that The engines for propulsion will use fuel

    --
    We are Dead Stars looking back Up at the Sky
  122. "next ice age" is a bullshit that doesnt exist by unity100 · · Score: 1

    it was just invented at the time when the industries who were resisting global warming measures had failed to make anyone believe 'solar cycle' bullshit.

    1. Re:"next ice age" is a bullshit that doesnt exist by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you but I think it is somewhat telling that as soon as the solar cycles switched and the spots died down, everyone is predicting a cooler climate and worse winters. Granted, they are blaming the lack of global warming on the sun and stating that the global warming is still there. In fact, I have read estimates that because of the bullshit, the next decade will be cooler. Now, it might be all bullshit, but I know that the so called solutions to date or more or less political bullshit.

  123. Lets put those useless nukes to use ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who's going to pay for all of this?

    You don't need ships, It'd be more cost effective to put immobile or floating pump stations across the ocean and let the currents do the work. The bigger problem is what's going to power the pumps. Lets not even get in to the ramifications of artificial weather.

    Did I ask who's going to pay for all of this?

    Everybody knows that it's more effective to put a giant shade between us and the sun. All we have to do is pump our garbage in to space and vola free sun shade! Or blow up the moon for the same effect.

    1. Re:Lets put those useless nukes to use ... by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      America could. We spent over $90,000,000,000 on the war in Iraq, and that isn't even productive!

  124. how to build giant ships by floatingrunner · · Score: 0

    sorry, i don't understand but... yes the ship itself sounds like polluting-free. but wouldn't the process of building the materials be pollutin.... oh wait... i am guessing that it'd be outsourced to CHINA. nevermind.

  125. Pastafarianism by dmneoblade · · Score: 1

    I say we just load up the ships with pirates. Should have roughly the same effect.
    I mean, look at this chart!

    --
    Warning, knife is sharp. Please keep out of children.
  126. I have absolutely no idea what will happen by allgoodnamesaretaken · · Score: 1

    but I don't own or drive a car and I run my house on 100% solar because I don't really want to find out.

  127. Yet another stupid idea by jandersen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To be fair, I think this is probably just part of a major brainstorming session on how to solve our problems with climate change.

    Personlly I think we now have little alternative but to endure the changes and try to adjust; we might save the situation IF there had been the polical will to make the sacrifices necessary, and IF everybody in the world genuinely saw the need. But we don't. However, it still makes sense to get rid of burning fossil fuels and wasting resources that cannot be replaced - we will need that skill. And it still makes sense to put an effort into saving bio-diversity everywhere on the planet, because we will need every bit of it that we can save.

    But this idea - like the ideas with the space mirrors and spreading particles in the atmospere - is simply stupid. It's like paying off a debt with a loan - it isn't necessarily a bad idea, but before you engage in that, you want to be absolutely sure that it doesn't leave you worse off. I can see a lot of problems with this scheme without even having thought about it: we are spraying salt water up in the air - where is that salt going to end up? Or rather, how big a part of it will end up on land, where it could potentially be a problem?

    And how many sea creatures - fish, jelly fish, dolphins etc - will this scheme kill by shredding them and blasting the up in the atmosphere? If we implement this, we will want it to have significant impact - but then the unintended side effect will most likely also be significant. As far as I can see, we can probably adjust somewhat to the worst of global warming, simply by not living beyond our means.

  128. Bill Gates Could Claim Victory by nickswitzer · · Score: 1

    If you think about it, a little bit of money, and Bill Gates would be the curer for Global Warming. Or any company wishing to do a little PR enhancement. Seriously though, this is nothing compared to what the U.S. (not even the world) could spend to "fix" the problem. That is to say this would fix it completely.

  129. Re:Here's one, since you asked. There are lots mor by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    The argument is not flawed. Granted that it does not prove that CO2 does not cause warming. But it DOES show that the majority of the so-called "evidence" for CO2-based warming that has been shoved in your face by so many sources so far is, in fact flawed. That was the point.

    And if you had bothered to look up the links I posted in the last big discussion here re: global warming, you would know that your claim that "everybody agrees" is simply false. It is not even an exaggeration... it is simply false.

    Your assertion that temperature was based on "small forcings" has no scientific basis. In fact, sunspot activity has a STRONGER CORRELATION to temperature than CO2 ever did, without the confounding factors of several-hundred-year delays. There is no possible cause-and-effect confusion there, as there has been with CO2.

    If you can't bring yourself to bother to look up the links I posted here on /. the last time this subject was brought up, then I guess you are just too lazy to learn the truth. You get your "science" from the daily news, huh? Do you expect the papers that support views that do not agree with "NBC Nightly News" to magically drop into your mailbox? No? Then you must understand that you are not being fed the truth... you have to go find it.

    In this case, it is pretty easy. Google will point you to some real science. It only takes about 10 seconds. Or just look up the links I posted last time, and actually read them.

  130. Re:Umm... ...different tech. Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... power the Flettner rotors from a wind turbine?

    The rotors depend on a nonzero wind velocity to work at all, so the wind will be present when the rotor is in use.
    A windpower system might also be useful to provide pumping power for the sprayer system ( hmmm... spray nozzels on the tips of fast moving rotor blades; rotor powers pump to pressurize nozzels... when wind is blowing, windpower system IS sprayer system ... just need to work out details....)

  131. True by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    Excellent point; one that I have brought up myself before. Global temperature, within recorded history, has been both warmer and cooler than it is now, for extended periods (more than 100 years). The preponderance of the evidence (actually, the only real evidence) indicates that the warmer periods were also wetter and more fertile, with LESS desert rather than more, and more habitable land area, rather than less.

    1. Re:True by bunratty · · Score: 1

      Perhaps warmer periods are wetter and more fertile overall. The problem is that now we have 6 billion people on the planet need fresh water year-round. The climate models I've seen have shown that droughts will be caused in several areas of the world.

      --
      What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
  132. Really funny by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    ... that modders would mark this "troll" when it had already generated a good amount of serious discussion. Just goes to show... ah, heck. All about modding has been said already. There should be a solution somewhere, however.

  133. Post posting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "No. Really. Please stop posting until your intellect develops more."

    Do you know how childish this makes you sound?

  134. Re:How Much Fuel for those Ships by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rotating pillars of salt

  135. Futurama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...solving the problem once and for all!
    girl: ..but...
    ONCE AND FOR ALL!

  136. Inland ICE is INCREASING dude by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    in antarctica, inland ice is increasing, not decreasing, its still we below zero, close to mars temps or lower. Its not going to melt unless the earth axis changes. Thats another possibility but not caused by man.

    http://www.worldclimatereport.com/index.php/2005/05/27/antarctic-ice-a-global-warming-snow-job/

    --
    Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
    1. Re:Inland ICE is INCREASING dude by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Inland ice is increasing due to increased precipitation, and that's thanks to global warming increasing the amount of H2O in the atmosphere... this happens to match modeled predictions quite well. However, meanwhile, the ice shelves on the edges of the continent continue to degrade. Is the news all bad? No. But it ain't all rosy, either, despite what you might have us believe.

  137. Re:How Much Fuel for those Ships by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

    Wind -> Electricity -> Propulsion + Spray

    Diagram understandable?

    --
    - These characters were randomly selected.
  138. Global Warming is a Hoax by meson2439 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Global warming is a hoax. For the past few months, we even have Global Cooling. The Solar Cycle Theory ain't exactly wrong either. The coincidence are quite strong. The solar minimum started on January and the number of sunspots until now is still very low, which coincides very well with the drop of temperature since the beginning of the year. Even the previous warming coincides with high activity in the Sun.

    An increase of 0.01% in CO2 is never a problem. Even if we have 0.1% C02, temperatures won't change much. The green house theory only work if only we have significant amount of C02, which is something like 10% or more. Temperature of the Earth had always been chaotic and will continue to be so regardless of CO2. The experiment can be done by any lay person with enough initiative.

    Renewable energy isn't doing much either. We have been hearing people and government pouring money into the research for at least a decade and we seen very little improvements (it took less than a decade to develop nuclear).

    The economic aspects doesn't even end there, the solar rooftops for example took more energy (in terms of electricity) to manufacture (equates in CO2) compared with the energy (electricity) it could potentially saved given in an ideal situation. The installation cost would only redeem its value after 200 years of electricity saving.

    The ships idea is equally stupid too... Using wave energy to pump water and windmill to spray it in the air, makes it a suspect for violating the 2nd law of thermodynamics. Dreams will always be a dream like always.

    We haven't even start to calculate the amount of energy (equals CO2) it would require to produce that armada of ships and the amount of CO2 it would trap....

    To cut the amount of CO2 effectively with the rising world population, dissolving all means of transportation just wouldn't cut it anymore. We have to massacre all farm animals, stop eating meat, destroy all rice+wheat fields and even impose a quota on the amount of breath you can take per minute. Otherwise sending some nukes to India or China will also achieve similar result although temporary warming is expected.

    To summarise it, i would like to inform the general populace that global warming is a hoax created by advertising company to rip off money from your wallet. Just observe how money is cycled in eco-organizations, most will actually be used for "educational" purpose, which is another term for advertisement. The few left are used by club members activity (or recreation), organizing protest and hiring lawyers. Sometime they will spend it in some pet research that never produce anything and even if it does, it will have no significant impact. Most major research still came from the government that rips the general taxpayers. Greenpeace is a good start for those who would like to investigate the practices of this organizations.

    1. Re:Global Warming is a Hoax by Ihlosi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Global warming is a hoax.

      And this comes from someone ...

      For the past few months, we even have Global Cooling.

      ... who blatantly fails at distinguishing weather from climate.

      An increase of 0.01% in CO2 is never a problem.

      Ah, we're dealing in absolutes ("never"). Very scientific. And is that an absolute or a relative 0.01% ? It also doesn't take atmospheric pressure into account - 0.01% at 1 atm is different from 0.01% at 2 atm.

      The green house theory only work if only we have significant amount of C02, which is something like 10% or more.

      With 10% CO2 in our atmosphere, our worries about climate are over. Permanently.

      The experiment can be done by any lay person with enough initiative.

      What experiment ?

    2. Re:Global Warming is a Hoax by meson2439 · · Score: 1

      Greenhouse effect can definitely be mimicked. Create an airtight box, put mirrors on top to allow light. Change the composition of Atmosphere inside and observe the temperature. Even simpler, put a transparent plastic on top of the glass and observe the temperature, and you don't even need to control the atmosphere inside. I'm sure this experiment is doable.

      F**k definition, global warming is the increase in temperature. Vice versa global cooling is decrease of global temperature. The data is available from IPCC although they tried to weasel an explanation.

    3. Re:Global Warming is a Hoax by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

      F**k definition, global warming is the increase in temperature. Vice versa global cooling is decrease of global temperature.

      Any rational argument requires that all participants are discussing the same thing. If you're going to fuck the definitions, then we are obviously not going to be having the same argument.

      Weather is by definition short term & localized. Climate is an aggregate function of weather. Global climate is an aggregate function of regional climate. Saying last month was cool, therefore we are in a period of global cooling is asinine because climate is about long term trends not about instances.

    4. Re:Global Warming is a Hoax by Tracking+System · · Score: 0

      I couldn't agree more!

      --
      Rise above the competition with a gps tracking system
    5. Re:Global Warming is a Hoax by meson2439 · · Score: 1

      yeah.. i know... sorry about that...

      the thing is, i'm not talking about weather nor climate. I'm talking about functional analysis of average temperature. According to your definition, it means global climate cooling then.

      Mathematically speaking, we are having global cooling trend in temperature. Taken over enough long periods, our temperatures are random and no such warming are ever recorded. If the tree huggers can claim global warming based on their a few years data trend, I could also lay the same argument to claim global cooling in recent months since January. I dare anyone perform a Hurst analysis on recent months and still claim global warming. Anyway, why would i discuss about weather. Heck, where i came from, it's hot all year round.

  139. Are you a fern or moss? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If not, then you won't like the high carbon atmosphere.

    If you don't care about human life as long as some life is there, then kill yourself and let the plants grow.

  140. salt == herbicide! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I read this right, the salt particles that are spewed into the clouds remain there until it rains...

    Surely these guys must know that salt is a herbicide...

  141. Umm, hunh? by celtic_hackr · · Score: 1

    No water in the mid-continental US?

    When did the Missouri and Iowa Rivers dry up?
    [Looks out window, nope Ol' Misery still there]
    For you're information water runs down hill, that includes the Mississippi, the Missouri, and all the water that melts from the Rocky Mountains, not to mention all the water that comes up from the Gulf as rain. You must be thinking of the area in the Western Continental US between the Rockies and the Sierras. Yon know on the *other* side of the Continental Divide. ;)

    Of course, you're right that the idea of putting in canals from the polar region to the US won't work.
    For one thing, how will we be able to separate the melting freshwater polar cap from the underlying saltwater ocean. The canal idea almost sounds like a troll.

  142. And air presure has nothing to do with venus? by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    Funny how the venus atmosphere at 40km up where it is at 1PSI, is about the same temp as earth 25c.

    Besides... more c02 means plants grow bloody faster. Remove all c02 and they die. We're talking about as much c02 as there is ants on your ass.

    --
    Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
    1. Re:And air presure has nothing to do with venus? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      Funny how the venus atmosphere at 40km up where it is at 1PSI, is about the same temp as earth 25c.

      Average temperature on Earth is quite a bit lower than 25C (14C, IIRC). And Venus absorbs about the same amount of solar power as Earth, so it's _quite_ a bit warmer there, even 40 km up.

      And pressure doesn't have to do anything with temperature as long as you're not compressing or expanding the gas in question. See the ideal gas law for clarification.

  143. Our crust is thicker too, im sure that helps by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    as its quite hot under the crust, we have more insulation now.

    How did the crust grow? Part volcanism, but dust/rocks falling from the sky... 1mm per 10years does add up doesnt it. And also part due to plants/animal waste mixing with soil.

    Theres always lots of factors, but wouldnt you have to say that earth is slowly cooling over time? It cannot stay hot for ever really.

    c02 by itself will not make 230c temps.

    --
    Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
  144. ACME bombs at the ready captain! by Metalhog07 · · Score: 1

    Lets just hope Greenpeace doesn't read this the wrong way...

  145. Re:Here's one, since you asked. There are lots mor by bunratty · · Score: 1

    Some of the evidence that has been used to support anthropogenic global warming is flawed. That does not mean all evidence for global warming is gone. In fact, the best evidence is still there. Therefore, your claim that this shows that other theories are more likely to explain global warming is flawed.

    Not everyone agrees that most of the global warming has been due to carbon dioxide. But everyone (and I'm talking about scientists, not deniers who completely contradict every graph of global temperatures) agree that temperatures are rising. Everyone agrees that carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas, and all things equal, the more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere the warmer it will get. At least I've never seen even a denier try to deny that basic fact.

    I get my science directly from the scientists. I still have yet to see one who doubts anthropogenic global warming. I have done searches on Google. Perhaps you could point us to those links again, because we cannot find them.

    --
    What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
  146. You did not even look. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    It is kind of pointless to argue with me unless you are willing to go look at the evidence I have already presented. Until you make the effort, I am done with this conversation.

    1. Re:You did not even look. by bunratty · · Score: 1

      There's another example of your faulty reasoning. You somehow assume that because I have not been able to find them, that I am not looking. I know I am looking, so I have another hypothesis: They do not exist.

      --
      What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
  147. Pardon me. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    My mistake. You said "global warming". I thought you were referring specifically to the CO2-based model. I do not dispute that the globe is warming. That would be silly. My argument is against the bad science behind the CO2-based warming model.

    1. Re:Pardon me. by bunratty · · Score: 1

      What "bad science" behind the CO2-based warming model? What the climate scientists do is to generate computer models of the planet and see what those models predict. The models all predict that the extra CO2 in the atmosphere is warming the planet. Furthermore, it seems that most of the warming has been due to carbon dioxide. To attempt to refute their science, you seem to be want to use what has happened in the past to predict what will happen in the future. You cannot do that in this case because this is the first time in history that humans have put so much CO2 into the atmosphere. It is necessarily different from what has happened in the past. That's the point of what global warming is.

      --
      What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
  148. Peanuts by airship · · Score: 1

    We just spent a minimum of $25 billion bailing out Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae. What's another few billion dollars to help save the planet?

    --
    Serving your airship needs since 1995.
  149. The fleet could be better by hoggoth · · Score: 1

    This fleet of climate changing ships could work much faster if we equipt them with powerful engines instead of whimpy little vertical sails!

    --
    - For the complete works of Shakespeare: cat /dev/random (may take some time)
  150. The Bitching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Allright this proposal requires about $3 BLN in funding, DO IT. I'd be willing to pay that not to hear people just bitching to ME about this.

    I've always been sceptical about this stuff (I suspected a rebound system and felt that humans didn't have the ability to make the effects climate change warranted) and I'm slowly coming around on the science but the solutions... MY GOD has everyone lost their fking MIND?!

    What an excuse to act holier than thou, just STFU science is gonna solve this and all you enviro whiners are just wasting our time.

    If you had your way the LHC would go down, then mainframes, then the PC and then if we still weren't in their glorious environmental utopia they'd take our pencils.

    Yes, the West is a giant corrupt ball of hedonism, but it's also enabling the world with new technology every day so STFU suck up the feudalism, agrarian, agriculture, manufacturing, IP model of civilization upgrade and stop biting ankles. It's unbecoming, and you'd be better off rubbing the Wests nose in things it does that are hypocritical, unfair, or just plain stupid. There's definitely enough of those out in the open without manufacturing silly ones.

  151. War on weather by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    War on weather? Nice move.

  152. "Recreating the past" -.- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whether or not we would recreate the past is beside the point.
    Sure, "life" could exist in almost any conditions that could develop on earth, but that doesnt neccessarily mean it would be comfortable or even inhabitable by HUMAN life.
    I dont give a crap what species go extinct or what new ones come up, except for how dangerous or beneficial they are to humans, and if the earth heats up significantly, we'll probably be looking at a lot of parasites and terminal diseases, plus the temperatures themselves might push human life to the limit and beyond.
    So ... it's really beside what the atmosphere's been like some million years ago and what algae or bacteria might have enjoyed it. They were not even close to human physiology.

  153. Somebody 'splain this to me... by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    So if humans were stupid enough to f*ck up the planet, who's to say that humans are smart enough to fix it? How do we know we're not going to f*ck it up even more?

  154. Tropo/Strato Platform Craft by storkus · · Score: 1

    While the rest of you go on about what these ships cargo may or may not do, did any one of you think about the technology that could keep these ships up in the air all the time with a cargo as heavy as water could also be used as a platform for communications that usually sit on towers and satellites?
    If so, this could be HUGE and solve the problem of coverage between sats, with their RTT and needing to track them outside of geo orbit, and towers and mountains, with their limited coverage! WLL or high-speed Internet over rural areas, as well as re-establishing communications in an urban area during an emergency, would be a piece of cake with something like this. Or how about, outside of the major cities, you could have your broadcaster sitting up there and no longer need a translator for most areas.

    Mike

  155. 0% of a glacier is below water by gr8scot · · Score: 1

    Same for the ice fields on Greenland & Antarctica. Sea levels will be affected by global warming, but not by voodoo math.

    --
    All 19 hijackers were known terrorists 09-10-2001. Lack of FBI intelligence does not justify warrantless wiretaps..
  156. Probably won't kill algae, seaweed by gr8scot · · Score: 1

    Since water is much more reflective to infrared and ultraviolet than visible light, ocean plants should be unaffected.

    If petroleum companies want to fund such a project all by themselves, fine, but no taxes should be spent treating their pollution one symptom at a time. Instead, governments should fund replacements: solar, wind, cellulosic ethanol and maybe nuclear power.

    --
    All 19 hijackers were known terrorists 09-10-2001. Lack of FBI intelligence does not justify warrantless wiretaps..
  157. You just don't get it. by Petersko · · Score: 1

    The only way to deal with this problem is to bankrupt our economies in a rush to implement untested solutions that, even if successful, only put a tiny dent in the problem. If you are suggesting further study of the problem, and deep analysis of any proposed solution, you're clearly in the pocket of big oil.

    Instead of being a traitor (see a certain Kennedy for details), get with the rest of us and call for irresponsible actions, and an end to the scientific method.

  158. Discovery Project Earth by Pranadevil2k · · Score: 1

    This was on Project Earth on the Discovery channel about a week ago. They couldn't put together a method for separating salt water particles into small enough groups to get into the clouds before airing the episode, so instead of that they set off 300 salt-flares to get a simulated effect.

    The funny thing about this method is that it is deliberately putting tons of salt into the air. The episode that aired previous to the cloud-seeding (instant air dropped forests) explained that many coastal forest areas had died out due to salt water rains. It seems to me that this project might cause a lot more problems than will solve them.

  159. Yeah, let's cool the Earth. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Attention wannabees: Please do not screw with cooling off the Earth. There's debate whether global warming is even a problem (I mean that it occurs, but isn't a problem even so.)

    But accidently inducing an ice age? Now that actually will kill billions.

    So, buffoons, pleeze, stop it. Just stop it.

    Gene Wilder Willy Wonka Resignation Voice: Stop. No. Don't do it.

    --
    (-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
  160. Tag request by A440Hz · · Score: 1

    whatcouldpossiblygowrong Folks who are seriously considering cloud seeding on a global scale to fight what has been a 1-degree C temperature change are quite batty, IMHO. Around $5bn to fight a phantom enemy? Since 1999 global temperatures have been DECREASING.

  161. 300 tonnes - displacement by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

    Each of these ships weighs 300 tonnes (which I presume is close enough to a ton for engineering), or 600,000lbs.

    When you talk about the size of a ship, you're talking displacement, not weight. In this case you're talking about 300^3M of water displaced at maximum load capacity. Most river barges are at least as big as that - 10MX30M w/ a 1M draft is small - and cost substantially less.

    The ratio of weight/displacement also plays a role in how seaworthy a ship is - too close to 1 & it swamps easily. Too low & it rides too high & becomes top heavy. The obvious is over 1 & it's called an anchor.

    1. Re:300 tonnes - displacement by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      You do realize that displacement = weight, right? It can't be any other way - a static ship displaces _exactly_ it's weight in fluid, and the weight of displaced air is negligible, which just leaves water. Now, I'll grant you that some of the weight may be ballast at a low cost, but some of that weight is going to be electronics...which is pretty darned expensive per pound.

      --
      Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
    2. Re:300 tonnes - displacement by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

      You do realize that displacement = weight, right?

      displacement != weight. displacement = max(weight). That's what I indicated by:

      In this case you're talking about 300^3M of water displaced at maximum load capacity.

      The big difference is that most ships never get close to the max load.

  162. WTF?? by No2Gates · · Score: 1

    Are these people smoking crack?

    How much would it cost to build 1500 ships?? More than the GNP of most countries for 1 year.

    How do you know this will not screw up the global warming even worse? You are trying to suddenly fix something that has been in gradual decay for decades. I would re-think this guys. Why don't you the guys to just fire up that LHC collider, run it at full power, then maybe we won't have to worry about this global warming mess.

    --
    Every time you call tech support, a little kitten dies.
  163. Fighting symptoms... by fugue · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't we be spending more time and money fighting the cause of the problem than individual symptoms? Fight the causes of global warming--too many people burning too many hydrocarbons. And of course the "too many people" bit is also responsible for groundwater toxification, deforestation, resource wars, overfishing, traffic jams, etc.....

    --
    "The biggest problem with communication is the illusion that it has taken place."
  164. So we'll replace global warming with ... by AJNeufeld · · Score: 1

    ... global wetting?

    I'm sure increasing the humidity of the Earth's atmosphere will have no unintended side-effects, like (say) the moistening of the Sahara Desert.

    And the ocean will be otherwise unaffected by these amazing ships. No increase in noise level for the marine life at all.

  165. Re:How Much Fuel for those Ships by wooferhound · · Score: 1

    With Wind sails like that, you will need some really good propulsion

    --
    We are Dead Stars looking back Up at the Sky
  166. Not assumption; reasonable conclusion. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 0, Troll

    Or at least it would be, if you were a subscriber. My "assumption" was that you were a /. subscriber. But since you claim that you looked and could not find my entry, my assumption was probably wrong.

    Still, you should have no problems finding refutations of CO2-based global warming on Google or some other search engine. I had no trouble at all.

    1. Re:Not assumption; reasonable conclusion. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      There you go again with your pathetic refusal to actually support anything you say, exactly as I predicted.

      And yeah, it's dead easy to find "refutations" on Google. So what? It's also dead easy to point out the problems with them, too. You're not accomplishing anything here. If you'd like to actually make a scientific argument and support it, you could get some real discussion going. Instead you repeatedly post nothing but "Google it". Yeah we know there are skeptics out there and you can find them on Google. This is not insightful. There are people who think the Earth is flat and you can find them on Google too. Way to lower the signal-to-noise ratio.

  167. haha by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I have already supported my arguments. Your failure to find them proves nothing.

    Did your mommy always prove everything to you before you would believe it? You couldn't do your own homework?

    It is sad that you could not find past references, but I am not about to spend another 45 minutes copying links and pasting them here just because your sorry ass can't be bothered to do a little research yourself.

    I am NOT going to re-do everything just because you are being a lazy, whiny little shit. I don't owe you anything. Go actually DO something, or shut up.

    People can mod this any way they want, but the fact is that in fact I do not owe you anything at all. Why should I do this for you? Because you don't believe me? Who gives a shit? I was interested in educating you just because I am a nice guy, but it doesn't bother me overmuch that you would rather believe the popular view rather than do any research into the subject on your own. You are exactly the kind of person that I do NOT want to bother with.

    Have a nice day.

    1. Re:haha by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      I have already supported my arguments.

      Yeah, right.

      Your failure to find them proves nothing.

      I found them, and linked to them, and they did not constitute support for your arguments.

      Did your mommy always prove everything to you before you would believe it? You couldn't do your own homework?

      I've done my homework. It's not my fault you're too stupid to realize that you haven't. And excuse me if you're not exactly the most credible source on the Internet.

      It is sad that you could not find past references

      It's sad that you can't produce any. Your modus operandi in every thread I found in Google: assert all this vaunted evidence in support of your asinine claims, say "it's all there in Google", and then refuse to cite or defend any of it.

      What you don't know is that all of your points have been proven wrong. All the disproofs are out there. Just Google them and you'll see how wrong you are. What, you're too lazy or incompetent to use Google to find out why you're wrong? Too bad, I am not about to spend 45 minutes pasting in the links.

      See how pointless and stupid that line of argumentation is when used on you? Yet you think it's a brilliant defense when you use it on others.

      but the fact is that in fact I do not owe you anything at all.

      Of course you don't. You can just continue to look like a jackass making random assertions and claiming "the Google" vindicates you.

      I was interested in educating you just because I am a nice guy

      You don't even remember who it is you're responding to, do you? You never responded to me before, not even with your usual stupid "Google it" dodge.

      you would rather believe the popular view rather than do any research into the subject on your own

      Ha. As I pointed out before, I read the climate journals every month — unlike you, who only cite skeptical web sites. And I've heard all of your dumb "disproofs" before — as I also pointed out before, I've seen all the usual tropospheric temperature trend and solar arguments before, and unlike you, I've read the scientific literature and know why they're wrong.

      But since you're incapable of doing anything in this thread other than gibber and throw feces, I guess you'll never learn. You'd rather believe the skeptical arguments than do any research on the subject of your own. (Hint: "research" means "reading scientific papers".)

    2. Re:haha by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Quote: "(Hint: "research" means "reading scientific papers".)"

      No shit, Sherlock. (Actually, if you want to get technical, unless you are doing meta-research then research means WRITING scientific papers... but I digress.)

      But if you had actually looked at the links I posted (after you first claimed that you could not find them... which time were you lying, then or now?) then you would have seen that they were in fact articles and papers by scientists... some of them the very scientists who did the studies that the IPCC based their big CO2-damning report on (and who subsequently tried to get their names removed because the report was so irresponsible).

      The "consensus" often claimed doesn't actually exist and never did. Did you read those studies?

      You are just blowing it out your ass... which is exactly why I refused to do your homework for you. I have run into your kind before. NO, I did not use refusal to repeat my work as a "defense". I just refused to go out of my way for the likes of you. There is a VERY big difference, and you should learn it.

      If you want to make a real logical argument yourself, all you would have to do is post links to papers that refute those I referenced. But just like looking mine up in the first place, you are just too lazy, or... your own argument here... they don't exist.

      You are not interested in having a logical or scientific argument at all. All you have done is try to goad me until I lose my cool. You lose.

      Like I said, have a nice day. Without me. (Hint: That means "stop wasting my time, because I will not answer again.")

    3. Re:haha by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      You're hilarious. If someone doesn't jump through the Google hoops you assign, they're "not doing their homework". If they DO jump through the hoops and dig up the links you're referring to, they're STILL "not doing their homework". Real translation: "I can't defend my claims so I'm going to keep handing out arbitrary `assignments' until you go away and stop embarrassing me."

      Dude, I am not going to look up 600 refutations to every crap argument you linked to off a web site. (And we can be sure that if I don't link to ALL of them, you will continue complain that I haven't "done my homework".)

      But to name just one example, take your wrong claims about tropospheric warming being inconsistent with the models. On that note, see the 2006 CCSP report on temperature trends in the lower atmosphere, Santer et al., Science 309, 1551 (2005), Thorne et al., GRL 34, L16702 (2007), and Allen and Sherwood, Nature Geosci. 1, 399 (2008). Studies you would already be familiar with if you genuinely read the literature instead of quote-mining skeptical web sites. And regarding the further wrong claim that this has anything in particular to do with "the greenhouse gas models", go to the GISS ModelE efficacy of climate forcings data archive and compare the 100-year lat-height profiles for CO2 and solar forcing and see that they both predict the same thing in the tropical troposphere.

      Like I said at the very beginning: pick what you think are the top two or three arguments, link to some scientific studies which support them, and then we can discuss something meaningful. No meaningful discussion goes on when someone posts a hundred random arguments they've quote-mined off of web sites. As I also noted before, that's the creationist "generate wrong arguments faster than they can be refuted" strategy.

  168. do it now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i remember this view..redalert 2. well if they want to cool down earth they better do it now. while there is still ice in the artic.

  169. Creating salty rain? by fgouget · · Score: 1

    So am I the only one worried about this system creating salty rains?

    If a cloud created by these ships passes over land and turns into rain, all the salt in the cloud will end up in the soil. We've had trouble with acid rains killing our forests already (which was blamed on cars / industry, iirc) so it does not seem too far fetched...

    As for the consequences, most plants, in particular those we use for food, don't like salt. If this is done on a large enough scale to have an effect on the global weather, won't it also have a global effect on our cultures? (Not to mention the wildlife's ecosystems) Or did the scientists study this *non-climate* issue?

  170. Hahahahaha! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I did not ask you to, as you well know. I posted some links a while back, here on /., and you said you could not find them. THEN you claimed that you did find them, but you did not describe them accurately. (At least one of those two times, you had to be lying... you can't have that both ways.)

    I did not ask you do to anything at all. YOU insisted that I re-do all the work I had already done by re-posting all my links again. And I refused. I was not being lazy... I had already done the work. YOU were too lazy (or unable, or something) to look it up.

    You can try to twist this around all you want, but you are not convincing anybody. You changed your story at least once, you claim NOW to have found the links I posted, yet you have not bothered to post ONE of your own to actually refute anything.

    I would not have answered you at all this time, but this was so amusing I thought I would encourage you some more. I am saving this "conversation" to show my friends.

    1. Re:Hahahahaha! by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      I did not ask you to, as you well know. I posted some links a while back, here on /., and you said you could not find them.

      No, you moron, I never said that. That was the other guy. I said in my very first post that I found them. I don't think you've realized in this whole thread that you've been talking to two different people. You've exposed this ignorance before when you said that "you tried to help me out" earlier, when in fact that was your first response to me.

      I am saving this "conversation" to show my friends.

      Oh yeah, please do. Be sure to show them your Alzheimer's impression where you can't even remember who you're talking to. And also highlight the part where I posted scientific refutations which you ignored in favor of gibbering like a monkey. It's quite amusing when you accuse others of being uninterested in the scientific debate, since you ignore all scientific debate whenever anyone calls you on your infantile quote-mining.

  171. Hahahaha hahahahaha! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    That is really pretty funny.

    Okay, fine. You weren't the person who claimed he couldn't find them. My mistake there. One. 8 or more posts ago. Big deal.

    But at least the last 8 posts have been exchanges between you and I, and the rest of my comments stand. If you found my links and read the articles, why did you not describe them accurately? (The obvious answer would be: you didn't actually do any of that.) And YOU complained that I wanted to make people jump through "Google hoops", when in fact I did nothing of the sort. I just said that IF you wanted to find the material, you could do so easily if you would just bother.

    Why did you complain, or at least criticize, if you actually DID find the mentioned links? That doesn't make much sense.

    Why have you been doing nothing but slinging invective, when if you wanted any real credibility, or wanted to make any reasoned arguments, all you would have to do is REFUTE at least some of what the articles and papers state?

    You're just adding to my list, guy.

    Thanks for some comic relief in my day.

    1. Re:Hahahaha hahahahaha! by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      If you found my links and read the articles, why did you not describe them accurately?

      I did. I said that you had links to a bunch of web sites, you didn't discuss any science directly, and what little science you indirectly referred to (such as tropospheric temperatures disproving greenhouse models) was wrong.

      And YOU complained that I wanted to make people jump through "Google hoops", when in fact I did nothing of the sort.

      You had like six posts in this thread alone refusing to point people to your posts, insisting that they Google for them, and that they Google for a bunch of other arguments to boot. Instead of just discussing the damn science. Your posting history indicates this is your usual pattern.

      Why did you complain, or at least criticize, if you actually DID find the mentioned links?

      Because you won't discuss or defend any of your points, and you won't even do the courtesy of pointing others to citations.

      Why did you complain, or at least criticize, if you actually DID find the mentioned links?

      all you would have to do is REFUTE at least some of what the articles and papers state?

      Because, as I said, I'm not going to write 600 refutations for every link you may toss out. Like I said, I'm trying to pin you down to a couple of points which can be meaningfully discussed. But you don't want any meaningful discussion.

      When it finally became clear that you would never actually do that, I picked one point at random and pointed to you a number of citations which refute it. And you STILL refused to discuss the science. Which is par for the course for you. You don't actually discuss science. You just post random links, and if someone gives a counterargument, you ignore them and post more random links until they give up.

  172. Hehehe by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I see. So you have a grudge, eh?

    Your allegations are ALL false. First, I did NOT insist that people google for information. I supplied information (a LOT of relevant information) via links in earlier posts, and I suggested that readers go find those existing references. You see something wrong with that? I do not understand. Why would you insist that I re-do the work that I had already done before, just to satisfy some nay-sayer who had nothing relevant of substantial to say himself? Your argument seems to be that I am obligated to work my ass off because someone else is too lazy.

    I did make this point before, but I did eventually "give in" and post links that anyone else with reasonable typing skills could have found on Google within a couple of minutes. (It took me less than 30 seconds.) Thus proving the point I was making.

    The links were indeed articles by scientists and engineers who are involved in the global warming situation. Your claim that there was little or no science in them is simply false. I posted a link to Naomi Orestes' meta-study, for example, claiming that there was a near-total "consensus" among climate scientists that global warming was human-caused. I also posted 2 (possibly 3) links to other studies by reputable scientists who state that Orestes' study is fatally flawed due to blatantly obvious bias. I posted links to statements by at least 2 scientists who were quoted in the initial IPCC global warming report, who withdrew their support for the report due to political and scientific bias.

    I posted other links to data that point to the fact that the CO2 model is also fatally flawed. It DOES in fact require warming of the upper atmosphere in order to be viable... warming that is simply not happening. Your claim that this is "wrong" only proves that either you misunderstand how the claimed CO2 warming mechanism is supposed to work, or that you are simply contradicting me because you like to contradict me. I suspect the latter. Either way, you have not actually refuted anything. YOU HAVE NOT ONCE PRESENTED ANYTHING HERE THAT HAS REFUTED EVEN ONE PIECE OF EVIDENCE I PRESENTED. You even admit that I presented evidence. Evidence that you, yourself, insisted upon. Well, again you can't have it both ways. Refute my evidence or shut the fuck up. You are wasting bandwidth. Though I admit that I am having some fun with this. You are really looking like a fool. My friends encourage me to keep this up because they want to see what kind of BS you will try next.

    I am willing to discuss or defend my points. I have yet to see ANY EVIDENCE HERE, any links, any reasoned arguments, ANYTHING... that refutes any of the evidence I presented. I did what you asked. I presented evidence. THEN you insisted that I do it twice. Yeah, right. You have not even lifted a finger to try to refute any of it. You lose, dude. If this were a debate or scientific discussion -- formal or informal -- then by any rules of either scientific evidence or debate that I have ever seen, YOU LOSE. Why are you having such a hard time understanding that?

    As I stated before, I suspect that you are just trying to goad me until I get pissed off or something. That isn't going to happen. If that isn't it, then I have to wonder why you continue to spout obvious falsehoods that anybody can recognize. Unless you enjoy playing the fool. Maybe you do. I don't know.

    I didn't ask you to spout 600 refutations. But you could have bothered to try one. Another false allegation.

    I did not post random links. I posted links to actual articles by reputable scientists who work for reputable institutions, about the subject at hand. Another allegation that is false.

    I have never seen any refutation to ANY of the science links that I posted, so how could I refuse to argue??? There was nothing to argue about! Another false allegation.

    You never posted a refutation to ANY links that I posted. Nobody else did either. I have never seen even one. If you did indeed post such a th

    1. Re:Hehehe by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      First, I did NOT insist that people google for information.

      Of course you did, many times.

      I supplied information (a LOT of relevant information) via links in earlier posts, and I suggested that readers go find those existing references.

      Which you insisted they Google for, or else go and Google the original information in the links themselves, rather than simply telling them where your post was.

      I posted other links to data that point to the fact that the CO2 model is also fatally flawed. It DOES in fact require warming of the upper atmosphere in order to be viable... warming that is simply not happening.

      As I reminded you in my last comment, I pointed you to four published references which contradict your claim that there is a proven inconsistency between the models and the data for tropical tropospheric temperature trends. You ignored them, repeatedly, as you ignore all actual discussion of science. In addition, I pointed you to a data archive which demonstrates that this doesn't even have anything in particular to do with "the CO2 model", since non-CO2 sources of warming make the same predictions as CO2 with regard to tropospheric temperatures. You ignored that too. Hell, even Climate Audit disagrees with you: Steve McIntyre wrote a post admonishing his readers for hanging their conclusions on the radiosonde data. (Just Google it, I'm sure anyone of reasonable intelligence will eventually be able to find it.)

      I am willing to discuss or defend my points.

      A curious statement, since you've refused to even state your points directly, nor defend them when challenged (such as with tropospheric temperatures).

      You never posted a refutation to ANY links that I posted. Nobody else did either. I have never seen even one. If you did indeed post such a thing, why did I not see it?

      Because you're a moron, as you have so amply demonstrated in this thread. You can't even keep track of who the hell you're talking to, let alone what you're talking about. You seem to have noticed in passing that I said something about the upper atmosphere (actually the upper troposphere) but you seem to have entirely missed what I actually said.

      It's really not worth my time. It's not even really funny anymore, your lies are just getting tedious. Bye.

      Drama queen. Yeah, you said before that you were leaving for good. But then you decided to come back and keep posting, apparently because you were having so much fun making an ass out of yourself.

  173. Re:Hehehehehe by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    "Of course you did, many times."

    Old news, from BEFORE I posted those links, and which has nothing at all to do with the current thread. You argue like an old woman.

    Once again, you state "I reminded you" and "I posted", yet I have not seen ANY of those reminders OR any of those posts you claim. My post of those links was the last post I saw in that thread.

    Last time: in the spirit of YOUR own insistence that I re-post my work, why don't you? Show me these posts and links that you claim. Prove that I am wrong, instead of just sitting there talking out your ass. That is what YOU insisted that I do... why not lead by example?

    You can't, because your statements are false. You have not been willing to lift a finger to do the very things that you insist that I do, and you have not posted even ONE refutation to any of the articles that I linked to. All you do is sit there and say that I am stupid and that I am wrong. And that is not sufficient.

    Like I said at least twice before: yes, I keep intending to leave this conversation, because you have stated exactly nothing cogent or useful. You have not specifically refuted anything that I have stated, other than to say it is "wrong". Dude... that's not how it works. But... I have kept coming back because your blathering has been so amusing.

  174. Re:Hehehehehe by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    Old news, from BEFORE I posted those links, and which has nothing at all to do with the current thread.

    Examples from this thread where you mention your old post which you insisted they Google for, or else go and Google the original information in the links themselves, rather than simply telling them where your post was: here, here, here, here, here.

    Once again, you state "I reminded you" and "I posted", yet I have not seen ANY of those reminders OR any of those posts you claim.

    Because you're an idiot who can't keep track of who you're talking to or what you're talking about.

    This isn't really hard. If I say "I reminded you in my last comment", any person of near-human intelligence would look at my last comment, where I reminded you that "When it finally became clear that you would never actually do that, I picked one point at random and pointed to you a number of citations which refute it. And you STILL refused to discuss the science."

    This would be a clue to read the posts before that.

  175. Re:Here's one, since you asked. There are lots mor by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    But it DOES show that the majority of the so-called "evidence" for CO2-based warming that has been shoved in your face by so many sources so far is, in fact flawed.

    No. First, ice cores are neither the majority nor the strongest evidence of CO2-based warming; that comes from physics and modern observations. Second, it's not flawed either: the glacial-interglacial temperature/CO2 data strongly supports CO2-induced warming. The lead of temperature was predicted long ago by Milankovitch theory; it doesn't somehow contradict the greenhouse effect. And the amount of temperature change visible in the record cannot be explain without appealing to the extra warming induced by the CO2 feedback.

    In fact, sunspot activity has a STRONGER CORRELATION to temperature than CO2 ever did

    Not during the recent warming period post 1970 or so, where it is either uncorrelated or even anti-correlated with temperature, which is one of many reasons why that warming is not attributable to solar activity. Not to mention the fact that the solar forcing trend is far too small in magnitude to account for the warming: regardless of what you think of CO2, solar activity is not the explanation. Try Foukal et al.'s Nature paper from 2006 to begin with.

  176. Re:Here's one, since you asked. There are lots mor by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    Let me be clear here: when I say "anti-correlated", I mean "correlated oppositely from the trend necessary to explain the warming".

  177. You can't keep your own arguments straight. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I suggested that they go find the old post here on slashdot, which should be very easy (if you are a subscriber and can see posts that old). Then, when I was told that someone could not find the post here, I mentioned that the information is very easy to find with Google. It is. Once again, it took me all of about 30 seconds to find those links, which proved THAT point. But I did not "insist" that anybody do anything, and my suggestion was to find the post here, where all the information is in one place. I only suggested Google for those who (for some unknown reason) had trouble finding it here. I was trying to make things easy for them. Sorry that you can't appreciate that.

    Further, I admit that I was not especially friendly to those, including yourself, who expected me to re-do all my work rather than lift a finger to go look themselves. Which I have freely admitted here, several times. But in your last post, you were claiming that I was "insisting" that people Google for all the information, or above where you state that I insisted that they "Google for" my post, which is simply false. At no time did I insist that anyone Google for my post. That would be silly. It is here on slashdot.

    I continue to wonder why you have a problem with me asking people to spend a few seconds or a minute trying to find information that is already there and easy to find. Your attitude seems to be that I should be happy to spend 1/2 hour or an hour to duplicate work I have already done, just because others have been too lazy to look at all. That's a pretty strange attitude, guy.

    As for your comments that you reminded me of things, and that you posted things, those were things you stated BEFORE I posted those links to the evidence that supported my claims. You did not "remind me" or post refutations after that, as you seem to be claiming, and when it might have mattered. In fact, nobody did. I watched that thread for 2 DAYS to see if anybody would try to refute the evidence I presented, but nobody did. Not one person, not one sentence.

    So, I repeat: what you are arguing here is old news that is no longer relevant, now that I have supported my claims with science, and you failed to refute any of it.

    And it never "became clear that I would never actually do that", because I did, in fact, do that (post links to my evidence). In that thread. And once again, you failed to refute any of that evidence. But you want to bring it up now, weeks later, STILL without any evidence that refutes mine, and you are STILL arguing that I am being difficult and not keeping things straight. You post all those links above to THIS thread, and claim that it means something. Well, this thread has been about almost nothing except you blathering untruths about what I did in that OTHER thread, which you have completely failed to refute. THAT is what this is all about, dude. But all you have done is sit there and tell me how stupid and wrong I am, and link to things where you THOUGHT I was saying something but was really saying something else, and you seem to think that is some kind of evidence that *I* am some kind of an idiot because of that.

    Sheesh. You are a real piece of work.

    I am going to try this one last time, to see if you can understand. My guess is no, but I will try anyway. Here goes:

    These facts are indisputable: in a DIFFERENT thread, you argued with me about global warming. You did not like the fact that I told people that the information to which I referred was easily found via Google or some other search engine. You insisted -- repeatedly -- that I link to my evidence or shut up. (This is not a viable argument, since the information was, in fact, easily available in the public domain.) But I broke down and accommodated you anyway, posting somewhere in the neighborhood of 20 links to articles and scientific papers that supported my arguments.

    AFTER that, you did NOT refute ANYTHING. You did not once re

  178. And to anticipate an argument by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I will state up front here that I made a mistake by stating "you" in the adjacent post. The "discussion" I was having at the time I posted those links was with TapeCutter.

    But once again, the main topic here (which YOU did bring up) was the links I posted to that other thread. You seem to have thought that when I was referring to that other thread, I was referring to this one. Perhaps that is where some of the misunderstanding came from.

    Just trying to help. :o)

  179. The world is warming up. by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

    And now we've got the data that was missing from our last discussion (I also posted this there).

    This year's thickness data shows that, just as I said, "Arctic ice cover is following a trend of becoming younger and thinner each year". The lead on the article:

    Arctic sea ice may well have reached its lowest volumes ever, as summer ice coverage of the Arctic Sea looks set to be close to last year's record lows, with thinner ice overall.

    So now will you please stop peddling your "Arctic Ice Is Increasing" bilge and other "Global Warming Is A Myth" nonsense?

    --MarkusQ

    1. Re:The world is warming up. by Troed · · Score: 1

      No :) Why should I. He has no data on the ice being thinner (please, go find the source instead of his speculation - which is based on computer modeling from earlier this year!) - and the myth of both passages being open is also just that, a myth. Please ask the shipping companies for their opinion :)

      Stop treating AGW as a religion and base your opinion on hard solid facts, please.

      We have news from the National Snow and Ice Data Center (NSIDC). They say: The melt is over. And weâ(TM)ve added 9.4% ice coverage from this time last year. Though it appears NSIDC is attempting to downplay this in their web page announcement today, one can safely say that despite irrational predictions seen earlier this year, we didnâ(TM)t reach an âoeice free north poleâ nor a new record low for sea ice extent.

      [---]

      Unlike last year, this year saw the opening of the Northern Sea Route, the passage through the Arctic Ocean along the coast of Siberia. However, while the shallow Amundsenâ(TM)s Northwest Passage opened in both years, the deeper Parryâ(TM)s Channel of the Northwest Passage did not quite open in 2008.

      http://wattsupwiththat.wordpress.com/2008/09/16/artic-sea-ice-melt-season-officially-over-up-over-9-from-last-year/