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This is a parody I wrote making fun of Napster, RIAA, Metallica, Dr. Dre, and most of all, boy bands. It's amateurish, but amusing. It just needs to be recorded. Buy Buy Buy By Kevin K Moore A song parody of Bye Bye Bye by N'Sync N'RIAA (N'R) Hey Hey Buy buy buy Buy buy buy Buy buy buy [They're waving their CDs in front of other customers in a music store, doing a boy band dance] [Focus in on a person deciding on whether or not to buy a CD. After NB shows up, N'R shows up and they begin to clash in front of the person] Napstereet Boys (NB) Ooh ooh ooh You could download this tonight N'R You should probably just buy it out right NB You know Napster's alright N'R Hey, buy it come on! NB Download it effortlessly When no one's around to see Don't cost nothin' you see M-p-3s to own Chorus N'R You know that we can't take piracy no more It ain't no lie Better purchase it 'fore going out that door Do buy buy buy NB Buy? Buy? Don't wanna be a tool, do you? Just another resource of rev-e-nue They're control freaks And it ain't no lie Don't buy buy buy (buy buy) N'R Buy! Buy! We're really gonna sue your butts NB D'you know copyright laws just aren't good enough Might sound crazy, but... N'R Your business will die NB Don't buy buy buy end chorus N'R No! No! No! N'R Soon they'll be hit with the truth There's nothing really free in this life Soon the courts will agree with our sound reasoning Metallica and Dr. Dre Have really come to see that Business would be better once Napster's gone Repeat Chorus NB We know we're gonna win it for sure They can't keep up with internet technology no more N'R Buy! Buy! NB They're tryin' to Keep it caught up They are gonna be the loser When will they get it? [The person is sick of their squabbling] Person (P) I don't want to be a pawn In this game you two So I'm leavin' you behind Bye Bye Bye So you better just work it out N'R & NB Work it out? P But I've had enough And it ain't no lie Bye bye bye [Person makes a half handed good bye gesture] P Bye Byyyyyye babe I don't want to be a pawn NB Don't want to be a tool, do you? Just another resource of rev-e-nue P I don't want to be a pawn And it ain't no lie N'R We're really gonna sue your butts NB You're really gonna sure our butts? P I just wanna tell you that I had enough N'R & NB You've had enough? P Might sound crazy But it ain't no lie Bye Bye Bye [Person makes half handed good bye gesture again] N'R & NB Bye bye? [The person walks out] Notes: Completed over 2 days, 8/7/2000 and 8/23/2000. This is sung by 2 boy bands, the Napstereet Boys, and N'RIAA. © 2000 by LM Productions and Kevin K Moore
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This is a parody I wrote making fun of Napster, RIAA, Metallica, Dr. Dre, and most of all, boy bands. It's amateurish, but amusing. It just needs to be recorded. Buy Buy Buy By Kevin K Moore A song parody of Bye Bye Bye by N'Sync N'RIAA (N'R) Hey Hey Buy buy buy Buy buy buy Buy buy buy [They're waving their CDs in front of other customers in a music store, doing a boy band dance] [Focus in on a person deciding on whether or not to buy a CD. After NB shows up, N'R shows up and they begin to clash in front of the person] Napstereet Boys (NB) Ooh ooh ooh You could download this tonight N'R You should probably just buy it out right NB You know Napster's alright N'R Hey, buy it come on! NB Download it effortlessly When no one's around to see Don't cost nothin' you see M-p-3s to own Chorus N'R You know that we can't take piracy no more It ain't no lie Better purchase it 'fore going out that door Do buy buy buy NB Buy? Buy? Don't wanna be a tool, do you? Just another resource of rev-e-nue They're control freaks And it ain't no lie Don't buy buy buy (buy buy) N'R Buy! Buy! We're really gonna sue your butts NB D'you know copyright laws just aren't good enough Might sound crazy, but... N'R Your business will die NB Don't buy buy buy end chorus N'R No! No! No! N'R Soon they'll be hit with the truth There's nothing really free in this life Soon the courts will agree with our sound reasoning Metallica and Dr. Dre Have really come to see that Business would be better once Napster's gone Repeat Chorus NB We know we're gonna win it for sure They can't keep up with internet technology no more N'R Buy! Buy! NB They're tryin' to Keep it caught up They are gonna be the loser When will they get it? [The person is sick of their squabbling] Person (P) I don't want to be a pawn In this game you two So I'm leavin' you behind Bye Bye Bye So you better just work it out N'R & NB Work it out? P But I've had enough And it ain't no lie Bye bye bye [Person makes a half handed good bye gesture] P Bye Byyyyyye babe I don't want to be a pawn NB Don't want to be a tool, do you? Just another resource of rev-e-nue P I don't want to be a pawn And it ain't no lie N'R We're really gonna sue your butts NB You're really gonna sure our butts? P I just wanna tell you that I had enough N'R & NB You've had enough? P Might sound crazy But it ain't no lie Bye Bye Bye [Person makes half handed good bye gesture again] N'R & NB Bye bye? [The person walks out] Notes: Completed over 2 days, 8/7/2000 and 8/23/2000. This is sung by 2 boy bands, the Napstereet Boys, and N'RIAA. © 2000 by LM Productions and Kevin K Moore