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  1. There Ought To Be a Cheaper Way on NASA Planning Lunar Mining Tests, Other New Tech · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...to get our hands on good cheese.

  2. Where Do I Sign Up? on EU Patent Examiners Warn Parliament Will Have "No Power" · · Score: 0

    A central government with no de facto legislative authority? Sounds good to me -- where do I sign up?

    From California with love,

    N.a.J.

  3. What's The Criterion? on Math Skills For Programmers — Necessary Or Not? · · Score: 0

    If you want a good programmer, pick the one who knows math. If you want a good software designer, pick the one who can lie convincingly to damagement.

    Hope this helps.

    N.a.J.

  4. Re:easy. on Keeping a PC Personal At School? · · Score: 0

    >create a guest account

    . . . and charge 'em five bucks each time they bug you. Problem solved.

    93

  5. Destined for Failure on University Gives Away iPhones To Curb Truancy · · Score: 0

    There's just no way the average teenager could not find a means of disabling the GPS feature, or befriending a nerd capable of accomplishing the same.
    Still, nice work if you can get it.
    Not a Jew

  6. Not Severe Enough on Let's Rename Swine Flu As "Colbert Flu" · · Score: 0

    As anyone who's sat through a half hour of his program can attest, Steven Colbert is not an influenza virus, he is a plague.

  7. The Verdict Comes In on MIT Tracking Campus Net Connections Since 1999 · · Score: -1, Troll

    And this, my friends, is why CalTech is the better of the two institutions of postsecondary education.

    Also, the cheerleaders at the Rose Bowl always fall for the frog trick.

    Not A Jew

  8. United Airlines at Their Best on Woman Unable To See Dying Mother Because Ticket Agent Needs to Go On Break · · Score: 1

    Another satisfied customer.

  9. Re:wow on Harlan Ellison Sues For "Star Trek" Episode · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Shut the fuck up. Harlan is a pioneer, and he stands head and shoulders with the founding fathers of the genre: Heinlein, Clarke, Asimov, to speak nothing of Verne et al before them. It's about time one of the living legends of speculative fiction made some noise about just how badly publishers and their lackeys screw authors.

    Thank you and good night.

    Not A Jew

  10. Nice, but fluffy story on Spider Bite Allows Man To Walk Again · · Score: 1

    This is a fantastic story, but the article is almost entirely fluff: anyone care to explain /how/ a [brown?] recluse spider bite's neurotoxic venom induces nerve growth? Just curious.

    Not a Jew

  11. Executives Can't Operate a Calendar on Sci Fi Channel Becoming Less Geek-Centric "SyFy" · · Score: 1

    April Fool's Day isn't for two more weeks -- I say somebody screwed up.

    Not A Jew

  12. More Good News from the News Biz on AP Considers Making Content Require Payment · · Score: 1

    If the AP lost market share, would anyone (besides their employees and shareholders) care? Would it be so terrible if one of the primary sources of vapid, meaningless and primarily irrelevant drivel became marginalized? After all, we've tens of thousands of foot soldiers fighting the Good Fight Towards Truth ready and willing to take their place: bloggers. Have bloggers ever led us wrong? Are bloggers not the very souls of objectivity? I'm out of beer. Thanks for playing. N. a J.

  13. Disinformation in Silicon Hills on When Teachers Are Obstacles To Linux In Education · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who finds it more than mildly amusing that this enlightened teacher calls Austin, Texas her home? Doesn't Austin perenially rank in the top five cities nationwide for information technology careers? Ha ha. Not A Jew

  14. I Don't Get It on Automated Scripts Overrun eBay Holiday Contest · · Score: 1

    "But cheaters came up with a clever way of winning deals on an automated basis by continuously running scripts to bid on items for $1."

    I'd like to think that I'm not a dumbass -- but how is this cheating? Isn't laissez-faire capitalism the point of eBay? In a free market, the cunning are the victors. Plain and simple.

    Did they really expect folks to waste two entire weeks searching the world's worst flea market for their picayune door prizes? Furthermore, when a punk kid can outwit your marketing promotion of the year with a few lines of code, maybe it's time to rethink your strategy.

    Not a Jew

  15. Pipe Dream on Warner Music Pushing Music Tax For Universities · · Score: 1

    I took a look at the slides on the full story. This ought to be good for a chuckle. One of the stated goals of the program is to "Avoid technological requirements that might impact our networks or hinder innovation." Isn't that nice, an industry which has crusaded against the Internet suddenly taking an interest in our connection speeds?
    How do they propose to accomplish this? Lotsa fun ways:
    "* Institutions make a reasonable effort to estimate the number of downloads per song
    o Might monitor traffic through a cache"
    Hold the phone. What about not impeding technology? It gets better, gang.
    "o Determined by the campus
    o Experimentation encouraged"
    Doesn't that sound like a fun way to lose your geek card -- shilling for Warner Media Group? I thought so.
    Last comment from me, on the remarks from WMG slide: "* We've started a non-profit company to be clear we intend to operate with good intentions and not profit as a motive." He also has a bridge to sell us.

    Not a Jew

  16. Re:interestingly the text message device could be on Doctor Performs Amputation By Text Message · · Score: 1

    Juggling chainsaws one-handed again, Yagu?

    Not A Jew

  17. I'd just like to know on Rocketman Crosses Colorado Gorge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...when he crashes, will he win a Darwin award? Thank you very much.

  18. Old Hat on Fire Your IT Boss · · Score: 1

    It's been a maximum about as long as I've been alive -- people either understand technology, they don't manage, or they manage technology, they don't understand. By the logic of the moron who started this thread, Jack Welch should have never gotten the job as CEO of General Electric, as he is not an engineer. Thanks for making us look bad in front of the audience, fucko. Not A Jew