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Sci Fi Channel Becoming Less Geek-Centric "SyFy"

narramissic writes "According to a TV Week article, NBC Universal has decided to change the name of their Sci Fi Channel to SyFy. Why? To pull in a more 'mainstream' audience. If you're unclear what 'more mainstream' means, TV Historian Tim Brooks spells it out for you: 'The name Sci Fi has been associated with geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that, as opposed to the general public and the female audience in particular.' Yes, we should probably all be offended. And telling us that a crack marketing team came up with the name because that's how tech-savvy 18-to-34 year-olds would text it really doesn't help."

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  1. My IQ by Shads · · Score: 5, Funny

    My IQ just dropped 20 points reading that.

    What the hell.

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    1. Re:My IQ by memorycardfull · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean your YQ.

    2. Re:My IQ by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's what I'm sayin'. I wonder how many marketing execs got together and thought, "Hey, let's alienate(no pun intended) our core audience with a cutesy name!"

      "SyFy" sounds like a pet name for a syphillis infection:

      Chick: "Hey, want to go see a movie?"
      Dude: "Naw, my syfy is actin' up. I'm gonna be gettin' my Michael Jackson's Thriller on..."

      Tum tum...*hand clap* *head twitch*
      tum tum...*hand clap* *head twitch*
      tum tum...

    3. Re:My IQ by Shads · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...

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    4. Re:My IQ by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't worry scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

    5. Re:My IQ by antibryce · · Score: 0, Redundant

      it's cool scrote, lots of tards are living really kick ass lives. my ex-wife is tarded. she's a pilot now.

    6. Re:My IQ by Shads · · Score: 1, Funny

      Okay. Hey, a couple of us guys were wonderin', uh if we'd go family-style on her.

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    7. Re:My IQ by eosp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tuuuuuuuuuums!

    8. Re:My IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Seeing as they're LOLifying their channels for, well, for the lulz I guess, how long until they rename themselves to EnBeeSee?

    9. Re:My IQ by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You don't play online games by any chance?

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    10. Re:My IQ by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why would Enbik ever do that?

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    11. Re:My IQ by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1, Funny

      > Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just
      > like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...

      -1, being a dick
      -1, excaping from jail
      -1, fucking up lots of shit

    12. Re:My IQ by Joking611 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is the same group that thought pro wrestling was appropriate content for the sci fi motif...

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    13. Re:My IQ by antibryce · · Score: 0, Redundant

      plus like I heard he like didn't even pay his hospital bill. buy yo check it, you're honor should be all like "guilty!"

      PEACE!

    14. Re:My IQ by maxume · · Score: 5, Interesting

      TNN alienated their core audience and changed their name to something stupid. I don't have the numbers, but I bet Spike is making more money than TNN did.

      Comcast buying TechTv was similar, they wanted the distribution contracts to use to put crappy programming in front of 20 something tards (the key being many more 20 something tards than were watching TechTv)..

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    15. Re:My IQ by fm6 · · Score: 1

      That's pretty bad. If you subscribe to cable, you're already down 40 points!

    16. Re:My IQ by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did they (TNN) change their name or were they bought out?

      Also, is this any less insulting than SciFi showing ECW?

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    17. Re:My IQ by Froboz23 · · Score: 1

      Penny Arcade thanks you. With this constant flow of profoundly stupid corporate decisions, the comic strip practically writes itself.

      How's this for a hip young 18 to 25 demographic: "I'm in your base, killing your Nielsen ratingz!"

      Now if you don't mind, I'll go back to watching the Hypnotoad...

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    18. Re:My IQ by Talla · · Score: 1

      I bet nobody with a clue who's name is Elizabeth will work for them now. The nick name she'll get is just too obvious.

    19. Re:My IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the funniest reply I have read in a long time :-)

    20. Re:My IQ by Tuuuuuuuuuums · · Score: 5, Funny

      What?

    21. Re:My IQ by HailSatan · · Score: 0

      I really don't understand how such a quotation can be modded offtopic in reference to the article in question. Redundant, obviously, but not offtopic.

    22. Re:My IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can be pronounced "siffy" so you are closer than they realize.

    23. Re:My IQ by dingo8baby · · Score: 1

      yes, but TNN (The Nashville Network) made the move away from - um how do i put this without being condescending - country-western-centric programming way before the name change. Also, the name change came with a programming change as well, correct? They became the "network for men" or something silly like that, till it failed, and they stopped promoting themselves as that. Sci-Fi is not abandoning the science fiction programming, correct?

    24. Re:My IQ by pecosdave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They mostly did that years ago and replaced it with creature features.

      They had a good thing going with some of the old Sci-Fi shows they kept canceling. We all know how important it is to replace things like First Wave, The Invisible Man, and Farscape with thing like stuck on an island with a really big snake, or raptor, or chupacabrea.

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    25. Re:My IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
      how tech-savvy 18-to-34 year-olds would text it

      Any 34 year old man that would text the word "syfy" needs his ass kicked.

    26. Re:My IQ by blagger99 · · Score: 1

      Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/quotes

    27. Re:My IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's that fag talk we talked about.

    28. Re:My IQ by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

      TNN alienated their core audience and changed their name to something stupid.

      Um, which time? They started out as TNN (The Nashville Network)and pretty much played re-runs of The Dukes of Hazzard and NASCAR. Then became TNN (The National Network) and played STTNG non-stop for a while. The last time I looked it seemed Spike was mostly pro-wrestling. So I'd say they've pretty much come full circle.

    29. Re:My IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100% correct.
      In Polish "syfy" is a plural of "syf", which means "crap/mess/...".
      Even if this tv channel does not plan to expand to Poland, their name is going to be a laughing stock.

    30. Re:My IQ by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      It's a _Idiocracy_ reference.

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    31. Re:My IQ by pleappleappleap · · Score: 1

      *WHOOSH!!!*

    32. Re:My IQ by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      SciFi shows a lot of crap. At least ECW got them ratings.

    33. Re:My IQ by oldr4ver · · Score: 0

      She's a pilot now.

      I'm definitely not flying anymore. Its bad enough the good pilots are landing on water these days, but a 'tarded pilot might come back and strike up random conversations with the passengers while she is supposed to be landing the plane.

    34. Re:My IQ by GooberToo · · Score: 2, Funny

      My IQ just dropped 20 points reading that.

      You are once again part of their target demographic. Congratulations!

    35. Re:My IQ by Firehed · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mod parent -1, missed Idiocracy reference.

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    36. Re:My IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the sound of you missing the parent's joke

    37. Re:My IQ by Gilmoure · · Score: 1
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    38. Re:My IQ by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Mansquito vs Python!

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    39. Re:My IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not his fault bro, he's 'tarded.

    40. Re:My IQ by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In regards to the Sci-Fi channel, it simply reflects a changing audience. Most computer geeks/nerds are higher wage earners as such free to air and cable are both losing to buying Sci-Fi content and creating your own personal channel. A lot of ex Sci-Fi viewers most likely have up around a years worth of solid viewing with their own DVD libraries so watching ad ridden content, or paying again for cable and getting a whole lot of non Sci- Fi low brow junk is really pointless.

      New Sci-Fi reality, stream episodes, if the season rates well, geeks/nerds will buy the whole season on DVD (half season collections suck) often only watching some of the streams so they can make the most of first time viewing of a complete season.

      So for cable and free to air 'SyFy' expect a lot of low brow content and maybe even 'SyFy' themed low cost 'reality' shows, they will of course create some good content so they can sell it on DVD at the end of the season.

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    41. Re:My IQ by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      it's fiction! and strange...

    42. Re:My IQ by Joking611 · · Score: 1

      and they do dress like aliens...

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    43. Re:My IQ by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1

      Ah I-Man, good times, good times...

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    44. Re:My IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch out the ceiling!

    45. Re:My IQ by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1

      I haven't watched scifi in some time, especially with the late night wrestling I mean seriously wtf?!? There's no way in hell those are even remotely the same genre, not even in the fifth dimension. They don't go together whatsoever.

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    46. Re:My IQ by sznupi · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're quite spot on, especially for people who know some slavic language :> (precise translations below are from polish, but such words are somewhat universal usually (though I'd have to check, and too lazy atm))

      "syfy" would be plural form of "syf"; which can mean: crap, shit, junk, syphilis.

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    47. Re:My IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Also, is this any less insulting than SciFi showing ECW?

      that's the *whole* reason for changing the name... too many people were bitching about non "sci-fi" programming (like ecw) on the "sci-fi" channel.. so they just change the name and will keep on broadcasting the same old crapola (except probably even more of it, since its cheaper to buy rights to that shit than develop *real* programming).

    48. Re:My IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and incidentally, "syfy" is also a plural form of a polish colloquial word for syphilis ;)...

      i'm sure it will sell like donuts when they sell it in europe ;)...

    49. Re:My IQ by MadJo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't you mean tardy?
      All I see on the boards at airports is --delayed--

    50. Re:My IQ by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Yeah, why are they showing wrestling? They should concentrate on sci fi.

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    51. Re:My IQ by skolima · · Score: 1

      "SyFy" sounds like a pet name for a syphillis infection

      'Syf' _IS_ the name of the syphillis infection in Polish. 'Syfy' is a plural form of it, often used in colloquial speech. It roughly translates as 'useless shit'.

    52. Re:My IQ by icedcool · · Score: 1

      Oh damn this is hilarious.

      Like the ratatata jokes on 4chan.

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    53. Re:My IQ by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Actually TNN changed their name to Spike, and now they are doing quite well with their bikini babes.

      Over on rec.arts.tv and rec.arts.sf.written, some folks suggested looooong ago that the Sci-Fi Channel should be properly pronounced the "Skiffy" Channel. That new name certainly makes more sense then Syfy. ----- But honestly I don't see why NBC wants a more mainstream channel. They already own USA and Bravo for attracting mainstream audiences; what's wrong with having a genre channel that focuses exclusively on science and fantasy?

      I guess this is what happens when all the focus in on improving ratings. It's no longer acceptable to just do one thing and do it well. No instead you have to dumb it down to the lowest denominator, in hopes of attracting everybody. Kill the Sci-Fi stories and replace them with action movies (or wrestling). Sirius XM is going through a similar dumbing-down process right now as their specialized channels get yanked and replaced with genericized channels.

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    54. Re:My IQ by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      There's that fag talk we talked about.

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    55. Re:My IQ by jamie · · Score: 1

      "SyFy" sounds like a pet name for a syphillis infection

      Not far off. Warren Ellis says:

      Two of my Polish readers have just pointed out that, in Polish, "syfy" has a meaning somewhere between zits, filthy and scum. Oops.

    56. Re:My IQ by bob_jordan · · Score: 1

      You mean WTFy.

      Bob.

    57. Re:My IQ by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In defense of Sci-Fi, they've always showed "creature features" like Godzilla marathons and other 50s-era monster pulp. I think the main change between the 1990s Sci-Fi and the 2000s Sci-Fi was the elimination of the "serious" shows like Inside Space, Animation Station (anime), and Sci-Fi Trader which featured interviews with the writers and artists behind the shows.

      Basically they dumbed-down the channel in order to boost ratings.

      And now it appears the 2010s Syfy channel will be even dumber: "WRESTLERS IN SPACE! space...space...space" You think I'm joking? I wish. TNT tried to do that with Crusade, featuring wrestlers on the ship as guest stars, and JMS quit the show. I wouldn't be surprised if Syfy revives the idea; they just need to find a writer with no conscience.

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    58. Re:My IQ by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I see your point, but I think that business plan is shortsighted. Consider that your MAIN customer is the advertiser:

      - Advertisers want people with lots of money (affluent).
      - People with lots of money tend to be college educated and/or intelligent (geeks/professionals).
      - Therefore you need to develop shows that these persons find mentally challenging.

      By dumbing-down your channel with content that requires very little involvement of the intellect, you will lose the very type of people that advertisers desire the most.

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    59. Re:My IQ by Zashi · · Score: 1

      What if you steal cable? Not that I... er... um... that is to say... I don't watch much? Oh nevermind.

      Frankly I think it's a good thing The SciFi channel is changing to SyFy. The SciFi channel has been going downhill for a long time and has only a handful of scifi that it shows. Let's all take SyFy to mean "Sciencey Fantasy" which is what most of the crap that gets labeled scifi really is anyway. Star Wars = SyFy. And I'm not saying Star Wars is crap--I love (the orignal) Star Wars movies. But they are not scifi. To me, true science fiction is something that uses science or technology to comment on the human condition. That's my $0.02 anyway.

      --So sayeth the guy who runs the ##scifi channel on freenode.

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    60. Re:My IQ by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Sci-Fi is not abandoning the science fiction programming, correct?

      Judging by the programming that they've run for the past, I dunno, 5 years, I would have to say...

      No, not correct.

    61. Re:My IQ by commodore64_love · · Score: 2

      The REAL "tard" is the NBC and/or Sci-Fi CEO. They are already the 13th most-popular channel on cable, with viewership going up. They don't need to change anything, except continue doing what they've been doing, because it appears to be working.

      Of course when it all goes wrong, and rating drop, they won't blame themselves for that stupid decision. They'll blame:
      (a) the economy
      (b) the internet-streaming websites like hulu.com
      (c) the pirates - and demand "three strike" legislation from Congress
      (d) all of the above

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    62. Re:My IQ by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

      Wait, no. This one goes in your mouth and THAT one goes in your butt.

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    63. Re:My IQ by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      This is why "SciFi" and "Science Fiction" are actually considered to be somewhat different (but similar) genres.

    64. Re:My IQ by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      No, you're fine. It's the "sy fy" channel's dumbasses that have an IQ defecit. They're as fucktarded as the folks that came up with "wi-fi".

      Sci Fi is shorthand for science fiction. The only reason to change the spelling so it has nothing to do with science fiction is stupidity.

      Hi-fi is short for high fidelity - making the recording sound as much like the original source as possible. WTF is "wi-fi"? I can see the "wi", but the "fi" comes from ignorance. Dumb kids (mumble grumble mutter)

      'The name Sci Fi has been associated with geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that, as opposed to the general public and the female audience in particular

      No, dipshit SyFy dumbasses, science fiction has been associated with nerds since before WWII. You're not going to gain a more mainstream audience, you're going to lose the audience you already have.

      The SciFi channel is run by rich morons, like every other corporation these days. And people wonder why the economy is fuX0red.

    65. Re:My IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, STDs are so totally mainstream. Everybody I know has one.

    66. Re:My IQ by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Let's all take SyFy to mean "Sciencey Fantasy" which is what most of the crap that gets labeled scifi really is anyway.

      Of a certain franchise, are you thinking?

      But even "sciency fantasy" doesn't describe some of the stuff they carry. When I still watched (some years now) they had some guy who claimed to channel dead people. He seems to be gone now, but when I look at scifi.com I see wrestling, Joan of Arcadia reruns, and of course lots and lots of "reality" shows. So of course they had to change the name. I'm just surprised they kept the phonetics. Changing it to "weird stuff network" would have been more honest.

    67. Re:My IQ by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Or that poker and billiards belong on ESPN.

    68. Re:My IQ by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      - Advertisers want people with lots of money (affluent).
      - People with lots of money tend to be college educated and/or intelligent (geeks/professionals).
      - Therefore you need to develop shows that these persons find mentally challenging.

      Actually, it breaks down like this:

      - Advertisers want people with disposable income (irresponsible with cash).
      - People with disposable income tend to be spending someone else's money (teenagers/college students).
      - Therefore you need to develop shows that these persons find entertaining (ie utter shite).

      I don't have hard facts in front of me, and I'm too lazy to get them, but I do believe it has been well established that the #1 consumers in the country are 15-25 year olds. That's why everybody wants to tap that market, they are all spending Mommy and Daddy's money. Mommy and Daddy don't even need to have a lot, the teenagers are just spending whatever extra they have, making them the most powerful consumer bracket for marketers to target.

      Hence, the totally lame move to this idiotic "SyFy" name, and probably a further dumbing down of content to appeal to this market. To be honest, I used to love the SciFi channel, but I haven't watched it in years and it looks like I won't be watching it much in the future either.

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    69. Re:My IQ by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 1

      I believe they don't think their main customer is affluent, professional, or geeky. If they thought these things, they wouldn't have put ECW wrestling on in prime time. Nor would they run lousy horror movies all weekend long. They're doing their darnedest to be just another generic TV station, with a general bent toward low-brow action.

      The reason there's so much science fiction on TV right now, except, notably, on the Sci Fi channel, is that the audience has become accustomed in large part to science fiction tropes. Enough so, that Knight Rider, Chuck and Heroes don't really seem like science fiction.

      What we science fiction fans (affluent, professional, and geeky) are looking for is quality science fiction. Battlestar Galactica, Babylon 5, Firefly, Doctor Who... We're looking for shows that don't treat audience members like idiots. The Sci Fi channel has been moving firmly in the direction of "broadening out" to the idiot demographic. That's just sad.

    70. Re:My IQ by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with that.

      It's when they got a couple of guys from the mail room (literally) to start churning out scripts and they started shooting bad creature features that it became bad.

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    71. Re:My IQ by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a middle-aged SF freak, which is frankly where most of that market IS... when I see SciFi, at least I know what I'm getting. When I see SyFy, I wonder WTF is that??

      If the goal is to pull in more mainstream audiences, you use a mainstream term everyone already knows, like, uh, SciFi. I'm sure everyone else in the target market will respond to "SyFy" exactly as I would, had I seen it without the /. heads-up -- no interest at all, simply because it's a meaningless glyph.

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    72. Re:My IQ by Reziac · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hadn't thought of that... but you're right, "Syfy" sounds like a porn channel. My fiction/media interest is almost exclusively SF/F, and has been for over 30 years; even so I would never have guessed "SyFy" to be anything related to SciFi of any sort.

      [thinking] I see the problem. The network execs are suffering from late-state syphillis, and wanted to warn us what it can do to our brains.

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    73. Re:My IQ by mpeskett · · Score: 1

      "Syf" is shorthand for Syphilis in Poland, and "Syfy" is similarly for anything dirty, unpleasant, diseased... not necessarily literally syphilitic, but nasty.

    74. Re:My IQ by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      "Hey, let's alienate(no pun intended) our core audience with a cutesy name!"

      They already managed to do that with me when they cancelled Sliders for that stupid First Wave series, killed off Stargate SG-1 in favor of Battlestar Galactica (sorry BG, fans, I call 'em like I see 'em), gave airtime to that "psychic" John Edward, and then topped it all off with WRESTLING. Gagh!

      I'd really hoped that when Bonnie ("Let's take the 'science' out of Sci-Fi") Hammer stepped down that the situation at Sci-Fi Channel would improve. I'm sorry to say that the future doesn't look bright.

      I mean the term Sci-Fi is a sensible contraction of Science Fiction. What the hell does "SyFy" mean? Jesus H. Christ, do the people that run Sci-Fi really think that they need to dumb things down so far that a microbe could understand them? It's not like Sci-Fi is some inside joke that only a Linux kernel hacker or a physicist would understand. I know a lot of people that have no use for science fiction of any kind ... but they sure as hell know what "Sci Fi" means!

      Unbe-fucking-lievable.

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    75. Re:My IQ by halfhaggis · · Score: 1

      Bizarre. South African slang attaches exactly the same meaning to the word "syf".

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    76. Re:My IQ by halfhaggis · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's not strictly-speaking correct."Syf" is more accurately slang for "disgusting" in South Africa, due to the word's link with syphilis.

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  2. FIRST??? by M-RES · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...actually most kids would text SF coz it's shorter!

    1. Re:FIRST??? by M-RES · · Score: 1

      Doh... second. boo!

    2. Re:FIRST??? by M-RES · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, I didn't note yours as being first either. Hmmm the odd spill-over effect of the syfy name-change seems to be bending spacetime.

      Hang on, I think that means you WERE first. Dang, I must've been THIRD!

    3. Re:FIRST??? by Shads · · Score: 1

      Oh hell, there goes the neighborhood.

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    4. Re:FIRST??? by M-RES · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or as we call it in these tech-savvy 18-34 year old times, the nybrhud :D

    5. Re:FIRST??? by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      I've never had a first post. And probably never will, the reflexes just aren't what they used to be... *sigh* Getting first posts is a game for the young. OTOH, there may be more opportunities like this one, where everyone is just too stunned by the stupidity of the news that us older, more jaded types are the first to regain enough coherence to make a post. Still, "Syfy"?! I'm still mildly stunned.

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    6. Re:FIRST??? by quantaman · · Score: 1

      ...actually most kids would text SF coz it's shorter!

      Yeah but you can't trademark SF (sure that doesn't really make sense but you're not a marketing exec).

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    7. Re:FIRST??? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      How about SFC?

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    8. Re:FIRST??? by JustOK · · Score: 1

      Eddies in the space time continuum.

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    9. Re:FIRST??? by m0nkyman · · Score: 1

      I had a first post once, but it was a mistake. I meant to reply to the previous story...

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    10. Re:FIRST??? by darth+dickinson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seattle Fried Chicken?

    11. Re:FIRST??? by WeblionX · · Score: 1

      Please check all internal and external organs for continuity, that is all.

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    12. Re:FIRST??? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      SF is so - so - uhhh - SIXTIES!! That's it, SIXTIES! I often visited the SF section of the library way back in the late sixties and early seventies.

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    13. Re:FIRST??? by Mista2 · · Score: 1

      But they wouldn't capitalise it, as that would just be too hard 8)

    14. Re:FIRST??? by quantaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How about SFC?

      Coming to think of it I don't think the new name is the big problem. I don't think it's a particularly good name but I don't have a problem with them re-branding so when someone talks about them it's clearly about them and not science fiction in general. If they just said they were changing to Syfy for branding purposes there would be some wincing and head shakes but people wouldn't mind that much.

      I think the problem is that they stated fairly clearly that they're changing their name because they don't respect their current fan base.

      Now I think this reaction is slightly exaggerated since it's not fully clear from the article that the quote calling the fans "geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that" doesn't actually come from the network (though it comes from a former executive there), there's a lot of negative interpretation in there. Nevertheless quotes like "more open and accessible and relatable and human-friendly brand" do give the impression that they don't think much of their current audience.

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    15. Re:FIRST??? by TikiTDO · · Score: 1

      I'm not seeing it. Wouldn't most of the these 18-34, tech-saavy geeks be using predictive text anyway? I would certainly rather type in two known words: sci fi (8 keystrokes on my phone), than one brand new word: syfy (14 keystrokes). That's of course completely ignoring the SF argument you brought up.

    16. Re:FIRST??? by multisync · · Score: 1

      I'm on the pavement
      Thinkin 'bout the government

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    17. Re:FIRST??? by Chosen_Chaos · · Score: 1

      Eddies in the space time continuum.

      And that's his sofa, is it?

    18. Re:FIRST??? by corrie · · Score: 1

      Or at even sifi. Why the Ys?

    19. Re:FIRST??? by FishAdmin · · Score: 1

      Eddies in the space time continuum.

      So THAT'S where Eddie went! Hey, Eddie, your mom was looking for you earlier!

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  3. I think they should skip this name... by Trillan · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and go straight to "The channel with Battlestar Galactica reruns, and nothing else really worth watching."

    That's more than four letters, though.

    1. Re:I think they should skip this name... by truthsearch · · Score: 2, Funny

      BGRR? That works. Harder to pronounce, but easier to type.

    2. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Trillan · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you pronounce it "Booger." But you draw out the R a little, like "Boog-ARRR!" Plus side is they could show pirate movies, too.

      The only downside I see is they need to wait until Saturday to do this.

    3. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nah, it's pronounced "bugger" :D

    4. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read that as Bugger. What that says about me I really don't know.

    5. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...and go straight to "The channel with Battlestar Galactica reruns, and nothing else really worth watching."

      Or they will pull a Fox and play time-slot roulette, and then dropping what the core audience wants. Then they will promise DVD sales, forget about it, finally get to it and then decide people actually wanted to watch it.

      -sniff

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    6. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it says you are probably British, and use Bugger in your daily lexicon. OP was American.

    7. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Gospodin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't worry, the name Battlestar Galactica has also been deprecated. It will now be called: Caprica Hills 40210 (then 40195, then 40183,...)

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    8. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Make it Caturday and I think you'll have an internet-junky phenomenon on your hands!

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    9. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I love my scifi, but Battlestar Galactica is really only worth watching first-run...and only if you've kept up with the soap opera. Wathing re-runs invites scrutiny that any intelligent viewer has to choke back even on the first run. It's just a poorly written show with a good core idea.

    10. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Manchot · · Score: 1

      "The channel with Battlestar Galactica reruns, and nothing else really worth watching."

      That's not true. They also have Lost reruns now.

    11. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming a lot in thinking that BSG was worth watching anyway. It already was just a bastard child of The Shield and Lost draped in a classic Sci-Fi name, which was then run through the FX Channel's "edgey-ness" filter and thrown up on SciFi channel.

    12. Re:I think they should skip this name... by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      While I won't debate the merits of the shows as gauged by individual preferences, they still have Eureka. (I'm told new episodes start airing something after BSG ends.) Eureka has apparently done better in popularity than BSG, so I gather it's likely to be their new flagship show.

    13. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Trillan · · Score: 1

      No, not American, and I actually probably say bugger more often than booger. Well, I did until I had a two year old son. Now booger comes up more often.

    14. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TCWBGRRANERWW?

      Yeah, even a little long as an acronym.

    15. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Trillan · · Score: 1

      Lost reruns? When you lead with "That's not true," I wrongly suspected you would prove me wrong. :)

    16. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Trillan · · Score: 1

      Oh, I like Eureka. I didn't realize that was... um... Syfy's.

    17. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Trillan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but people will still call it Sci Fi and text it to each other as SF.

      As if I have nothing better to text people than reminding them to watch their programs. /me shifts slightly

    18. Re:I think they should skip this name... by unitron · · Score: 1

      And when BSG wraps up they can just change the name to "Trailer Park Theater".

      (and let USA put any new Eureka episodes into Burn Notice's now open time slot)

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    19. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Also known as "The channel with nothing really worth watching."

    20. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buggaaar me hearties!

    21. Re:I think they should skip this name... by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      If you read this NY Times article, they make a reference to the BSG prequel, calling it "Capricia". I really, really hope that's a mere typo by some uninformed editor who got the correct name wrong -- "Caprica" -- rather than a name change. Did Sci-Fi hire the Fab 5 for a makeover, or what?

    22. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Plaid+Phantom · · Score: 1

      No, no, I think you're just backing up his point. ;)

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    23. Re:I think they should skip this name... by tedrlord · · Score: 1

      See, I read it as "Bugger," which is a great name for the channel.

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    24. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Manchot · · Score: 1

      When I made that post, I thought to myself, "Did I make it clear enough that I'm being tongue-in-cheek?" Obviously, I didn't.
       
      But seriously, Lost is a great show (if you ignore the third season). Even if you include the third season, it's still pretty good. Furthermore, it's become pretty clear in the last season or so that it falls within the realm of soft sci-fi. And compared to everything else on the network (with the exception of BSG), it's phenomenal.

    25. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Esvandiary · · Score: 0
      In a way, you're depressingly accurate... From Wikipedia:

      Described as "television's first science fiction family saga," Caprica is a terrestrial drama rather than a space opera, set against the backdrop of a society close to our own.

      The one thing I hoped was true about the creators of BSG is that they might know that a good (and perhaps final) ending to something is important; a lot of other people certainly seem to have missed this recently, and it looks like they have too. Real shame...

    26. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Trillan · · Score: 1

      It's okay, man. I missed the opening season of Lost. It's on my list to watch in sequence on DVD one day.

      I was just in a joking kind of mood earlier. Now I'm mostly in a headachy kind of mood. :)

    27. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Xupa · · Score: 1

      I think Eureka is a fun show but it's a pretty lame excuse for a flagship. If Sheriff Carter sticking his fingers into whatever goo he comes across is the best they've got, no amount of re-branding is going to save their ass.

    28. Re:I think they should skip this name... by BigMeanBear · · Score: 1

      I live in that zip code, you insensitive clod!

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    29. Re:I think they should skip this name... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      It's okay, man. I missed the opening season of Lost. It's on my list to watch in sequence on DVD one day.

      I think this is the kind of show you need to watch while it's in progress. It's intriguing just trying to work out what's happening. There are innumerable blogs, wikis and such devoted to analysing it if that's your thing. Watching it after the finale, when being spoiled is unavoidable, will be a great anti-climax. Especially since I'm pretty sure the ending will be a lame incomprehensible copout, like the same guy's (JJ Abram) Alias, or the inane finale of the once-great X-Files.

      But until the inevitable disappointment, one can still watch in hope, and the acting and cinematography make it a pleasant ride.

      I'm currently watching Buffy on DVD, for the first time. I'm up to season 3. But whenever I read any reviews, I get annoyed by remarks that give away plot points years in advance. That's basically an episodic drama, new monster every week, but Lost is one big tapestry. Knowing the end when you go in will take the edge off.

    30. Re:I think they should skip this name... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Burn Notice is coming back, damn you!

      It's really a sign of sad things when two of the best shows on TV are USA's...

    31. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      That's no good as a name. How would you tell it from any of the other channels?

    32. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Officer Joe rocks. Did anyone else see her when she was dressed up in that black dress? When she pulled up the dress, showed all that leg to show the gun to whoever that guy was and .... what was I talking about? I forgot.

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    33. Re:I think they should skip this name... by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      ...and go straight to "The channel with Battlestar Galactica reruns, and nothing else really worth watching."

      Except Battlestar Galatica isn't worth watching either.
      Really, they should change their name to the "Campy Cheap Monster Movie" channel (CCMM) because anymore that's what they specialize in- low budget, in-house produced, corny-ass monster movie trash like "Frankenfish".
      They hardly have anything to do with science fiction these days, except for a few exceptions, which are dwindling.
      Seriously though, the proposed name change shows how clueless the management truly is. As if anyone watching that channel for 5 minutes wouldn't realize what it's all about anyway.
      They should put the emphasis back into SciFi, and keep the Fantasy too, but ditch the low grade unimaginative monster movies.
      Maybe "SciFiFan" (A play on words for "fan" and "fantasy") or the contraction "SciFan" would be better.
      Then again, what's in a name? A program schedule by any other name would be as campy.

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    34. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Are we going to be able to tell it apart from the other channels anyways?

    35. Re:I think they should skip this name... by unitron · · Score: 1

      Burn Notice is coming back...

      ...and not a moment too soon.

      (I don't really care if "Eureka" is on 'skiffy' or some other network, as long as I get to see it, but I'd just as soon they quit trying to adhere to Sturgeon's Law and either tried for nothing but good stuff or "all crap, all the time".)

      It's really a sign of sad things when two of the best shows on TV are USA's...

      Well, technically "Burn Notice" is off TV right now and "In Plain Sight" hasn't started back up yet. (but soon)

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  4. syfy.com by internerdj · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Has the key word for the new name: "Ownable." Guess they were having difficulty suing people over the use of the word SciFi

    1. Re:syfy.com by nani+popoki · · Score: 1

      Considering that Forrest J. Ackerman [sp?] coined that particular neologism (while the rest of fandom preferred to call it SF!), I doubt that NBC could sue anyone over the name.

    2. Re:syfy.com by hansamurai · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They apparently didn't have trouble threatening syfyportal.com over the word SyFy though. They recently moved to airlockalpha.com and have a peculiar message when trying to reach them from Google.

      http://www.airlockalpha.com/?cmp=OTC-SyFyNotice

    3. Re:syfy.com by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Looks more like they were bought off...

    4. Re:syfy.com by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, the problem is that no one could sue *anyone* over the name "Sci-Fi."

      Network president Dave Howe explains the name change as a necessity to attract a broader audience. "We love being sci fi⦠But we're more than just space and aliens and the future â" the three things most people think of when they think of 'sci fi.' What this does is hopefully gives us the best of both worlds. You keep the heritage, but also open up to a broader range of content."

      The Sci Fi Channel also ran into problems with trademarking the Sci Fi brand!

      "We're going to have upwards of 50 Sci Fi Channels in various territories and yet you cannot trademark 'Sci Fi' anywhere in the world," explained Howe. "A new logo design would not solve that particular challenge. We needed a brand name that was own-able, portable and extendable."

      Given the choice between bastardizing their existing name to be "the same" and yet trademarkable or having to rebrand the output of a 50+ network of stations, I'll say they made the right call.

    5. Re:syfy.com by prelelat · · Score: 1

      Yep

      NBCU says it had an internal marketing team develop the name. However, readers of this site most likely are aware that the new name has a direct similarity to its former brand, SyFy Portal. Quantum Global Media Inc., rebranded this site last month to Airlock Alpha, leaving behind the "Syfy" brand, and selling it to an undisclosed entity.

      This is from the main article they are running.

    6. Re:syfy.com by MsGeek · · Score: 1

      And Forry is spinning in his grave at the news. For shame, NBC/Uni!

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    7. Re:syfy.com by iJusten · · Score: 1

      As a non-American person I can tell you that the only thing I connect "syfy" to is "syphilis".. but at least it's brandable.

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    8. Re:syfy.com by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good lord, man! Where do you live? There are drugs for the syphilis now. We haven't used branding for *years* now!

    9. Re:syfy.com by ejtttje · · Score: 1

      haha, now I'm not going to be able to get that out of my head when I see their logo.

    10. Re:syfy.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They had the option of just branding all 50+ networks with Sci-Fi and not worrying that there might be other products/stations that also use the word "Sci-Fi" in their name. But nope, they decided to go with a stupid name.

      Well, good luck to them. Nintendo managed to pull off a succesful product with a stupid name. Maybe they can too.

    11. Re:syfy.com by steelfood · · Score: 1

      They could've just rebranded SFC or something along those lines.

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    12. Re:syfy.com by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      I love how the network marketing people "independently" created the SyFy moniker... yet nobody did a Google lookup before pitching this to execs? The sheer audacity of "pitch it now, and fix it in legal" is astounding. Sounds like they bought him off for his narrow band of "web properties". They played the third party game, so the network's involvement in the sale wouldn't inflate the price. Sounds like it went amicably as the lawyers were nice enough to threaten him with "zeros" first is that $100, $1000, $10000..ouch) , and the network was smart enough to fix the issue before launching.

    13. Re:syfy.com by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Has the key word for the new name: "Ownable." Guess they were having difficulty suing people over the use of the word SciFi

      I think it's written pwnable now.

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    14. Re:syfy.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't threaten them. A posting on airlockalpha indicates that NBC Universal purchased the syfy name from Michael Hinman for an undisclosed amount of money.

    15. Re:syfy.com by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      Purchase. Oh well.

      This is a complete bonehead maneuver.

      BSG is going to end. They don't have any strong contenders.

      Maybe that's the point with this new 'image change'.
      The heads of SyFy are going to redo the format with completely new crap.
      For example, before changing format some radio stations will stop playing
      their signature music and play one type non-stop (e.g. Christmas music) for a couple weeks to throw off
      the listener base. Then start playing their new format with a new station ID, but same freq.

      Either way when BSG goes, so does my subscription on DISH Network.

      Go your own way SyFy. There are other channels than this.

    16. Re:syfy.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that was the ONLY choice, they might be right. They could also decide that the absolute NEED to brand is only a current marketing trend and in this case probably uneccesary. That decision would require perspective and trust, however, ironically two words that are the opposite of current 'marketing'.

    17. Re:syfy.com by ZenKai · · Score: 1

      Except for the SyFy Genre Awards from Airlock Alpha, which have been given out since 1999. I follow what you're saying, brand defense is neigh impossible when you have a common usage or single word brand, but they're actually adopting an existing term. It'll be fucked if they go after the little guys already using the moniker (see: Retroactive Patent Suit).

  5. Ahem... it's SF by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 1, Troll

    Real science fiction fans don't call it Sci-Fi, they call it SF.

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    1. Re:Ahem... it's SF by raddan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Really? I guess I'm not a real science fiction fan, then. You guys must have HUGE bookshelves!

    2. Re:Ahem... it's SF by arth1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Real science fiction fans don't call it Sci-Fi, they call it SF.

      No, real sci-fi fans knows that sci-fi and SciFi is short for Science Fiction, while SF is short for Speculative Fiction, which includes other genres.
      Your average parasmut novel is SF, but it isn't sci-fi.

    3. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      And what do people who life in San Francisco and are used to referring to their city as "SF" call it? Granted, living in Frisco is weird enough that most comments about Science Fiction apply equally to the city as well. In fact, one of my all-time favorite SciFi quotes is set there: "Oh, him? He's harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS."

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    4. Re:Ahem... it's SF by MrEricSir · · Score: 5, Funny

      1. Nobody calls it "Frisco."
      2. Everyone I know who has done "a little too much LDS" has lived in Utah.

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    5. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot, and so is everyone that modded you up.

    6. Re:Ahem... it's SF by TheRealFixer · · Score: 1

      Anyone who actually lives there, or anywhere in the Bay Area, calls it the City. Calling it "Frisco" or "San Fran" is the quickest way to identify yourself as a tourist.

    7. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Is that hard SF fans or soft?

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    8. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Locke2005 · · Score: 0
      1. Nobody calls it "Frisco."

      Yes they do.

      2. Everyone I know who has done "a little too much LDS" has lived in Utah.

      Which is one of the reasons why it is so funny. The question is, was the writer intentionally making fun of Mormons, or was this an unintended coincidence?

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    9. Re:Ahem... it's SF by vux984 · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, real sci-fi fans knows that sci-fi and SciFi is short for Science Fiction, while SF is short for Speculative Fiction, which includes other genres.

      Real science fiction fans are probably the only people who know what 'speculative fiction' is, and they know that if they use the abbreviation SF, that almost everybody who sees it will understand it as science fiction. They also know the boundary between speculative fiction and science fiction is pretty blurry and don't get their panties in a knot over it.

      Your average parasmut novel is SF, but it isn't sci-fi.

      Now I'm curious what a parasmut novel is.

    10. Re:Ahem... it's SF by spun · · Score: 1

      1. Only people not from San Fran call it 'Frisco.'
      2. James T. Kirk, The Voyage Home, in reference to Spock. But they were actually in Sausalito at the time.

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    11. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you've just proven that you've never actually been to San Francisco yourself. Good job!

    12. Re:Ahem... it's SF by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Welcome to Everywhere. Name a large city where people in the nearby area don't refer to it as "the city". Chicago, New York, LA, San Diego, Seattle- they all do it. SF is nothing special in that regard.

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    13. Re:Ahem... it's SF by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Anyone who actually lives there, or anywhere in the Bay Area, calls it the City. Calling it "Frisco" or "San Fran" is the quickest way to identify yourself as a tourist."

      I get the same feeling here when I hear people pronounce it "New Orleeeens"....

      Not only that..they are running around wearing beads, and it isn't even Mardi Gras or St. Patrick's day....

      I've always like those sets of joke of "You know you're from New Orleans if...":

      "You know your from New Orleans IF, as you are cussing out the tourists and the buses, you are the 3rd person to run the red light."

      :)

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    14. Re:Ahem... it's SF by slapout · · Score: 1

      1. Nobody calls it "Frisco."

      Tell that to Hardee's

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    15. Re:Ahem... it's SF by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1

      I've heard the taxes in California are bad, but you can't afford pronouns?

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    16. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Never lived there. Had 2 car accidents there. Remember, they don't charge you $4 toll on the Bay Bridge (excuse me "Emperor Norton Bridge") because getting into SF is worth it... they charge you $4 because getting out of Oakland is worth any amount of money! Say hello to all my friends at the O'Farrell Theater... some of the best friends that money can rent!

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    17. Re:Ahem... it's SF by illegalcortex · · Score: 1

      I always knew Forry was a poser!

    18. Re:Ahem... it's SF by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      Crap, I knew I'd heard that somewhere before.

      Just goes to show that I don't watch enough syfy.

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    19. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And people who have had sex don't spend quite *that* much time quibbling over how to best obscurify their favorite sub-genre of entertainment just to out-leet the person they're talking to.

      "Blipcore is *totally* the new hardhack-chipwave, you lame poser."

    20. Re:Ahem... it's SF by zmollusc · · Score: 2, Funny

      What about Special Forces personnel that live in San Francisco and contribute to SourceForge? And play Street Fighter? And .. ok, I will stop now.

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    21. Re:Ahem... it's SF by syzler · · Score: 1

      Real science fiction fans don't call it Sci-Fi, they call it SF.

      What does SourceForge have to do with science fiction?

    22. Re:Ahem... it's SF by machine321 · · Score: 1

      Name a large city where people in the nearby area don't refer to it as "the city".

      Philadelphia. If you're going somewhere in Philadelphia you refer to where you're going (i.e. Kensington for drugs, center city for tourism, south philly for cheesesteaks, etc.). "The City" is New York City.

    23. Re:Ahem... it's SF by PapaBoojum · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now I'm curious what a parasmut novel is.

      "He raised his custom matte-black GigaGlock 950 and sighted through the custom Kalishnakova scope. His finger, protected from the moon's harsh atmosphere by his Shinto-Nagakasi Deluxe Combat gloves, tensed on the Bloraskavich trigger. The Kalishnakova was so precise, he could watch his target, sitting atop the Goliathian 4500 heavy tank seven klicks away, light a filtered Tska-Choi cigarette using a MegaBic with custom Tetra-Flint."

    24. Re:Ahem... it's SF by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Your mom says hi.

      [/humor]

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    25. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but as far as I know, only the Warriors ever put it on a professional sports team jersey. Besides, that's how Sam Spade addressed an envelope in the opening of the Maltese Falcon,and he sure wasn't sending a letter to New York.

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    26. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Macrat · · Score: 1

      Welcome to Everywhere. Name a large city where people in the nearby area don't refer to it as "the city". Chicago, New York, LA, San Diego, Seattle- they all do it. SF is nothing special in that regard.

      Sure SF is special. The bay area is ringed it large cities.

      Only the snobs in SF think they are "the city."

    27. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Knara · · Score: 3, Funny

      So, more Gibson than Gibson.

    28. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Molochi · · Score: 1

      Some people born there call it that, but only to annoy other people who live there.

      I like to tell people in Atlanta that the preferred local slang term for San Francisco is An Franc when they tell me I need to be black to use terms like ITP and The ATL.

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    29. Re:Ahem... it's SF by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Right, and they all call the region "The Bay Area", like it's the only bay, or bay-area in the whole world, and we should all know they're talking about that one.

    30. Re:Ahem... it's SF by BigFoot48 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Name a large city where people in the nearby area don't refer to it as "the city".

      We live in Tucson and refer to Phoenix as "The Big Blob".

    31. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Bj�rn · · Score: 1

      SCI FI Pronounced 'sky fi' or 'si fi', an abbreviation for 'science fiction', said to have been introduced by Forrest J. Ackerman, a prominent fan fond of wordplay, in the 1950s, when the term 'hi-fi' was becoming popular. Never much used within the sf community, the term became very popular with journalists and media people generally, until by the 1970s it was the most common abbreviation used by non-readers of sf to refer to the genre, often with an implied sneer. Some critics within the genre, Terry Carr and Damon Knight among them, decided that, since the term was derogatory, it might be critically useful in distinguishing sf hackwork - particularly ill written, lurid adventure stories - from sf of a more intellectually demanding kind. Around 1978 the critic Susan Wood and others began pronouncing the term 'skiffy'. In 1980s-90s usage 'skiffy', which sounds friendlier than 'sci fi', has perhaps for that reason come to be less condemnatory. Skiffy is colourful, sometimes entertaining, junk. Star Wars is skiffy.

      -- The Encyclopedia of Science Fiction (2nd edn, 1993), ed. Clute and Nicholls

      SF Pronounced "esseff", the preferred abbreviation of "science fiction" within the community of writers and readers, as opposed to the journalistic SCI FI. In this volume - as often elsewhere - it is rendered in lower-case letters.

      -- The Encyclopedia of Science Fiction (2nd edn, 1993), ed. Clute and Nicholls

      Here is an entertaining discussion of the terms sf and sci-fi with Damon Knight and others.

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    32. Re:Ahem... it's SF by JustOK · · Score: 1

      only gender-neutral and green pronouns are allowed.

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    33. Re:Ahem... it's SF by JustOK · · Score: 1

      Future release dates and features are usually some kind of fiction

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    34. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pfffft. Blipcore went out 27 flappy-flips ago.

    35. Re:Ahem... it's SF by arth1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now I'm curious what a parasmut novel is.

      Parasmut = paranormal smut.
      Parasmut constitutes most of the new books in the SF aisles at the book stores these days. Vampires, werewolves, demons and similar, written by women with nom-de-plums with far to many y's and h's. The real plot of parasmut boils down to "his hardness plunged into my wetness".

    36. Re:Ahem... it's SF by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      I call it the Horror Channel; for years it seems horror movies (of the giant snake eats San Diego variety) were more of it's stock in trade.

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    37. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      Those people get very confused, then their heads explode.

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    38. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Zen_Sorcere · · Score: 1
      San Diego and Seattle don't.

      I've lived in the San Diego area, and I live in the Seattle area now. Got news for ya: NO ONE says "I'm going into the city today". They say "downtown", or the neighborhood/district they are going to.

      SF is unusual in that aspect. Even Eddie Izzard commented on it.

    39. Re:Ahem... it's SF by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      It's funny you should mention this because I had to see one of those
      classic "Monster eats City" movies on AMC rather than Sci-Fi as Sci-Fi
      doesn't show Sci-Fi classics anymore.

      You're much more likely to catch a real Sci-Fi movie off of AMC.

      It's sad really.

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    40. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll agree with you in all cases save one exception I've experienced:
      The Minneapolis / St. Paul metro areas of Minnesota.

      I'm not a native of the area and my time was limited, but I noticed a disproportionate amount of anything but "the city." "The cities" to lump both of them together I learned is also unacceptable and apparently used more to denote the entire region as you move further away from it: it was not uncommon in St. Cloud and the only thing I heard in Duluth.

      I never did figure learn what the acceptable names were, if there were any besides Minneapolis and St. Paul. Any natives wish to enlighten me?

    41. Re:Ahem... it's SF by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Informative


      I don't think that's parasmut. I think parasmut is female werewolves feeling horny etc. etc. There's a lot of that sort of stuff about at the moment.

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    42. Re:Ahem... it's SF by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      I live in Seattle. I lived in San Diego for 4 years. I've heard it many times in both. Perhaps it got started by transplants, but its definitely in fairly common usage.

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    43. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Nobody calls it "Frisco."

      Yes they do.

      Never lived there. Had 2 car accidents there. Remember, they don't charge you $4 toll on the Bay Bridge (excuse me "Emperor Norton Bridge") because getting into SF is worth it... they charge you $4 because getting out of Oakland is worth any amount of money! Say hello to all my friends at the O'Farrell Theater... some of the best friends that money can rent!

      Seeing as you don't live here, and managed to crash your car here -twice-, might I request that you withhold both judgment of our city, and your attempts at colorful local references?

      Your use of "frisco" and a pathetic attempt at an amusing reference to a strip club strongly suggest that you don't know know the first thing about this place.

    44. Re:Ahem... it's SF by landonf · · Score: 1

      1. Nobody calls it "Frisco."

      Tell that to Hardee's

      "Hardee's is a restaurant chain, located mostly in the Midwest United States and Southeast regions." Ah yes, the good ol' midwest.

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    45. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Zen_Sorcere · · Score: 1
      Huh. I've been living in various places in the Seattle area for nearly 20 years, and I have never heard anyone do that.

      They might say, "Seattle", "U-district", "Bellevue", "Northgate", "Greenlake"....

      With so many smaller neighborhood names...what would be "the city" people are referring to?

    46. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Only the sort of "real fans" who care about that sort of thing.

      I've been a science fiction fan since god knows when, and I always pronounce it sci-fi. For one, it's easier to say than "ess eff", which seems to make me spit. I usually write it as SF, though.

      Maybe it's a national thing too- I've only ever heard American SF fans make a big deal out of it. "Sci-fi" seems much more acceptable over here in the UK.

    47. Re:Ahem... it's SF by en.ABCD · · Score: 1

      Washington, DC - everyone around here just calls it "DC". I've lived in DC's suburbs all my life, and never heard anyone call it "the city".

    48. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Daimanta · · Score: 1

      Da City?

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    49. Re:Ahem... it's SF by novakyu · · Score: 1

      Sure SF is special. The bay area is ringed it large cities.

      Only the snobs in SF think they are "the city."

      I wouldn't say just the snobs in SF (although there *are* a lot of obnoxious liberals living there). I live in Berkeley and everyone here calls it "the City".

      If I had to guess, the main difference between San Francisco and other large cities (e.g. Los Angeles) is when you go to San Francisco, there is a clear division when you enter the city (you cross the bridge and pay the toll), whereas in many of other cities, you just figure you entered the city when things get crowded and smoggy.

    50. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Nobody calls it "Frisco."

      People who wish to annoy San Franciscans call it Frisco.

      2. Everyone I know who has done "a little too much LDS" has lived in Utah.

      Possibly you do not know Mr. Spock.

    51. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Repton · · Score: 1
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    52. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      So... how did that attempt at renaming the sewage treatment plant in honor of George W. Bush turn out, anyway? Yes, I know so little about SF that I can never find the freeway entrances to go home... I think they hide them intentionally. Also, have you noticed that making a left turn is considered a worse sin than sodomy in SF? Now I suppose you're going to try to convince there is actually more to SF than strip clubs, Herb Caen, Fisherman's Wharf, Cable Cars, Ghiradelli Chocolate and Sour Dough French Bread... oh yeah, there's Rice-a-Roni too!

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    53. Re:Ahem... it's SF by lessthan · · Score: 1
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    54. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... how did that attempt at renaming the sewage treatment plant in honor of George W. Bush turn out, anyway?

      Proposition R failed, with 70% voting "no", including myself. How did that George W. Bush presidency turn out, anyway?

      Yes, I know so little about SF that I can never find the freeway entrances to go home... I think they hide them intentionally. Also, have you noticed that making a left turn is considered a worse sin than sodomy in SF?

      This is why you should avoid driving in highly populated, dense urban areas, and if you do, you should know what you're doing. Moving vast quantities of vehicles is a complex proposition, and public transport is popular and widely available for this reason.

      Now I suppose you're going to try to convince there is actually more to SF than strip clubs, Herb Caen, Fisherman's Wharf, Cable Cars, Ghiradelli Chocolate and Sour Dough French Bread... oh yeah, there's Rice-a-Roni too!

      There are 800,000 people, with their own views, outlooks, and lives. You're just visiting, and you'd find yourself far more welcome if you demonstrate more respect for things you clearly don't understand.

    55. Re:Ahem... it's SF by david@ecsd.com · · Score: 1

      Pfft. Any true parasmut fan knows what parasmut stands for. Now I'm off to stroke my ... ego whilst reading parasmut.

    56. Re:Ahem... it's SF by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Its mainly used by people who live outside of Seattle, discussing going into "the City". Most frequently when its a PITA of a trip (need to cross the 520 bridge). Less frequently by people in Seattle because the city of any location is assumed to be local unless otherwise specified, so any mention of location would be more specific.

      Do you really think that every city doesn't have a few dozen smaller neighborhood names? I lived in Chicago and San Diego, I can name at least a dozen of each, without getting into suburbs. Chicago- downtown, wrigleyville, roger's park, portage park, austin, six corners. San Diego- Rancho Bernardo, La Jolla, downtown, the Gaslamp, Escondido, Chula Vista (ok, a couple of those are suburbs). If its important to the conversation to be specific, you use them. But unless its important to the conversation people don't use them, they just say the city. Its the same among pretty much everyone I know in Seattle.

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    57. Re:Ahem... it's SF by prockcore · · Score: 1

      We live in Tucson and refer to Phoenix as "The Big Blob".

      I thought it was AsphaltLand. ..and anyone who refers to Tucson as "The Old Pueblo" is a tool.

    58. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SF was always science fiction; the speculative fiction folks annexed it in the past 15 or so years.

    59. Re:Ahem... it's SF by corrie · · Score: 1

      That's a meaningless distinction which you pulled from your arse.

    60. Re:Ahem... it's SF by lennier · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cyberpunk is like any other genre, it's either a benefit or a hazard.

      If it's a benefit, it's not my problem.

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    61. Re:Ahem... it's SF by socsoc · · Score: 1

      It's definitely not just the snobs, even when you get past the bay and go north in the Sacramento Valley or up into the Sierra Nevada, San Francisco is "the city" and the other major cities have their own nicknames. Sac for instance...

    62. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Anzya · · Score: 1

      Is it wrong of me to want to hear more from this story? What happens next? :D

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    63. Re:Ahem... it's SF by en.ABCD · · Score: 1

      More like the District of Colombia, which is why the other name everyone calls it is "the District".

    64. Re:Ahem... it's SF by ciderVisor · · Score: 1

      Seeing as you don't live here, and managed to crash your car here -twice-

      Double dumb-ass on you !

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    65. Re:Ahem... it's SF by arth1 · · Score: 1

      From Harlan Ellison, actually, who undoubtedly owns your arse.

    66. Re:Ahem... it's SF by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Anyone who actually lives there, or anywhere in the Bay Area, calls it the City.

      "And I suppose Oakland is 'just a collection of houses'"

      -Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill

    67. Re:Ahem... it's SF by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      You know Guile is contributing code to Audacity...

    68. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      It is real easy. Star Wars (any of the movies) is Sci Fi, Star Trek (the original television series) was SF. The difference: there is no sound in a vacuum.

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    69. Re:Ahem... it's SF by osgeek · · Score: 1

      SF is nothing special in that regard.

      Don't tell that to Steve Perry.

      Having lived there, I can tell you that the Bay Area is actually pretty anal about how SF is referred to.

    70. Re:Ahem... it's SF by osgeek · · Score: 1

      But I don't know which is worse -- people who say "New Orleeeens", or people who fake being a local to say "Nyawlins" but then blow it two seconds later by asking where to get some "crayfish". :)

    71. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Nobody calls it "Frisco."

      Correct. My mom worked for a railroad named after a sandwich.

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    72. Re:Ahem... it's SF by csartanis · · Score: 1

      Too many LDS maybe? Then again I dont think doing too many LDS would be a bad thing.

    73. Re:Ahem... it's SF by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I call it "science fiction". But then, I grew up before empty-v, let alone txtng.

    74. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A poser is a question. A poseur is a person who pretends to be something he or she is not. /pedantic

    75. Re:Ahem... it's SF by LionMage · · Score: 1

      But while Harlan Ellison is a well known name in science fiction and fantasy, there is apparently some disagreement with his distinction between SF and SciFi.

      Besides, much of what Ellison wrote that he billed as science fiction I would only (charitably) call fantasy... which only further serves to illustrate the point that all these descriptive terms for genres are pretty much arbitrary, and there's plenty of bleed-over from one to another. Just ask Margaret Atwood whether The Handmaid's Tale is science fiction or speculative fiction. Her thoughts on the distinction between the two genres are pretty entertaining, albeit infuriating to anyone who actually likes good science fiction.

    76. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      Real science fiction fans don't call it Sci-Fi, they call it SF.

      No, real sci-fi fans knows that sci-fi and SciFi is short for Science Fiction, while SF is short for Speculative Fiction, which includes other genres. Your average parasmut novel is SF, but it isn't sci-fi.

      I'm a member of the The Science Fiction Forum at Stony Brook University (in fact, I chaired our 40th anniversary this past weekend), and I think our 40-year-old abbreviation would like to selectively disagree with you :-p (in general, SF =spec fict, but it's also used a *lot* for sci-fi)

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  6. What's next? by nixish · · Score: 0

    So are they trying to say that the spelling of a word determines how the word is processed by the mind??? How about the syllables used when pronouncing the word Sci Fi, which is the same as Syfy? Oh wait, they didn't employ people who had any non-"syfy" people in invoking this b.s... Of course...

    1. Re:What's next? by nixish · · Score: 0

      So are they trying to say that the spelling of a word determines how the word is processed by the mind??? How about the syllables used when pronouncing the word Sci Fi, which is the same as Syfy? Oh wait, they didn't employ people who had any non-"syfy" people in invoking this b.s... Of course...

      I meant : Oh wait, they didn't any "syfy" people in invoking this b.s... Of course...

  7. Y, for one, welcome... by grocer · · Score: 5, Funny

    the new marketyng mandate to replace all our "I" wyth "Y"s...yn fact, yt wyll make everythyng more old tymye...why, all the tyme I spent learnyng to read myddle englysh wyll fynally be tyme well spent...

    1. Re:Y, for one, welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      You spent all that time, but you left one single "i" in there. And I found it. Oh yes, I found it.

    2. Re:Y, for one, welcome... by arth1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not to rain on your parade, but back in the days of old English, y was pronounced differently from i/ee. The vowel sound of "y" was lost during the great vowel shift, and in English, it can now only be found in some Scottish dialects.
      The closest sound to the "y" of yonder is the middle sound of "ui", but not as a diphthong, but as a separate persistent sound.

    3. Re:Y, for one, welcome... by Cisst · · Score: 1

      Well if i'm reading this correctly then it can also still be found in dutch. we use the "ui" extensively as a seperate sound, and indeed almost all foreigners have great trouble pronouncing it.

    4. Re:Y, for one, welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      the great vowel shift

      That was one satisfying vowel movement.

    5. Re:Y, for one, welcome... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1
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    6. Re:Y, for one, welcome... by supercrisp · · Score: 1

      Oh come, on if you're going to get pedantic, go full on: those y's are yoghs, which is an entirely different letter than a y that had a value somewhat like /th/ or /zsh/ or /dj/, depending on the instance. Old English and Middle English had a whole raft of various versions of the /th/ sound, some indicated by other letters of old, like the eth and the thorn. And of course y was really just a j, but maybe that's carrying the pedantry too far. How do you say "get off my lawn" in OE?

    7. Re:Y, for one, welcome... by Ofloo · · Score: 1

      Dude it's meant for uneducated people, it is supposed to attract a broader audience, .. all those are not able to read included.

    8. Re:Y, for one, welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or learning Czech, which would have the benefit of being usable in modern day.

    9. Re:Y, for one, welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not "y", that's "thorn".

  8. Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Informative

    They're going to do exactly what G4 did, introduce a bunch of shitty reality shows and bad syndicated crap designed to shamelessly appeal to the "young male demographic" (as if young males are completely devoid of taste, and just want some drunk slut in a bikini making an ass of herself in front of Brett Michaels).

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    1. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by wykell · · Score: 4, Insightful

      (as if young males are completely devoid of taste, and just want some drunk slut in a bikini making an ass of herself in front of Brett Michaels).

      Actually, as a 23 year old male, that's exactly what I want when I watch tv. Which of course is never. I haven't the time, and the internet exists now, so I can just youtube the good parts. or something like that.

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    2. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Rune69 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It can't possibly be worse than the horrible made-for-TV movies they show most of the time.

      BSG is almost done; Prepare yourselves for Yeti: the Series.

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    3. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by okvol · · Score: 1

      They do have fantasy reality shows - the original ones, that is. Pro Wrestling.

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    4. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Must not have read the summary that hard, obviously they think the problem is they already have that demographic and they want to offload it for the young teen girl market.

      Still expect the same deluge of crap, it's just instead of the drunk girl in the bikini, it'll be some sad eyed teen idol.

    5. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by neowolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Um, they have already done this. Sci Fi, or SyFy has very little actual SF content anymore. They now feature "wrestling" and crappy reality and game shows, along with god-awful made-for-tv monster movies, which I suppose COULD be considered SF if they weren't so badly done.

      With no more "Stargate" or "Battlestar Galactica", they have almost nothing going for them anymore. I had hoped "Sanctuary" might redeem them a little bit, but I lost interest after the first few episodes. Once "Eureka" is done this summer, I'm probably going to get a cheaper satellite package, as I'm pretty sure Sci Fi is the only reason I have my current one.

    6. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some drunk slut in a bikini making an ass of herself in front of Brett Michaels

      Hey, that sounds like a good show! What channel is that on?

    7. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      With no more "Stargate" or "Battlestar Galactica"

      Stargate: Universe premiers this summer with Caprica to follow at some point...

    8. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're going to do exactly what G4 did, introduce a bunch of shitty reality shows and bad syndicated crap designed to shamelessly appeal to the "young male demographic" (as if young males are completely devoid of taste, and just want some drunk slut in a bikini making an ass of herself in front of Brett Michaels).

      Does the Sci Fi channel not already have shitty reality shows? Like, Ghost Hunters, and whatnot? Please, it's television. You can't expect anything intelligent anymore.

    9. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Informative

      The SciFi Channel used to do some pretty good movies back when they were owned by USA. After their acquisition by NBC, all their movies turned into some of the WORST monster-of-the-week crap I have ever seen. I mean, these movies are completely unwatchable.

      I wish they did more movies like the one with the house AI gone mad, or the lady who stowed away on a cargo lander headed to a mining colony, or the excellent Dune movies. Not all of the movies were great, but they were all more interesting than the garbage they show these days.

    10. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by MiniMike · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't you mean 'Capryca'?

      Maybe they'll show some 'Pred8r' movies, or make some bad movies about giant alligators/snakes/voles/whatevers attacking extremely dumb people (but still smarter than anyone who could sit through one of those movies).

    11. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Theoboley · · Score: 1

      the only thing i saw in that statement was drunk slut... bikini and ass...

      I fit Wykell's demographic. 22 and Male here WOO!!!

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    12. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Have you watched SCI-FI channel over the past 5 years?

      Outside of Friday night it is EXACTLY like that. They are simply rounding it out.

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    13. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Theoboley · · Score: 1

      VH1. The channel that is devoted to music, but shows relatively nothing related to it.

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    14. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by nine-times · · Score: 1

      It's kind of a pattern when you think about it-- a lot of cable channels started out as simply descriptive. MTV stood for "Music TeleVision", and it was called that because they focused on music. Comedy Central wasn't a clever marketing name-- it was just the comedy channel. The SciFi channel was called that because it was the channel that showed SciFi.

      But then, of course, MTV doesn't stand for Music Television anymore. There's no music on it, so now IIRC the name is officially MTV. In case there are people who've forgotten, SpikeTV was originally The Nashville Network.

      Yeah, wrestling was a bad sign, and this name change is just confirmation. The people running the SciFi channel apparently don't like SciFi, but rather than trying to start a new channel or something, they've changed the name and they're going to make it into something else. Too bad.

    15. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by interkin3tic · · Score: 1, Redundant

      as if young males are completely devoid of taste, and just want some drunk slut in a bikini making an ass of herself in front of Brett Michaels

      Mod parent up. Brett Michaels IS a poor choice for this, it should be OTHER drunk bikini women.

    16. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They're going to do exactly what G4 did

      Which is what MTV did long before G4. Did you know they used to play music videos?

    17. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by maxume · · Score: 1

      NBC Universal also owns USA network (and the network has been under that umbrella through various changes in name and ownership to the parent).

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    18. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by GeodesicGnome · · Score: 2

      Exactly! But was there ever a time that the SciFi channel had more science fiction than nonsense?

      Not science fiction: ghosts, the Bermuda Triangle, vampires, witches, wrestling.

      Things I would like to see on a science fiction channel:

      - new series like then new Battlestar Galactica, Eureka, Stargate, etc.
      - made-for-tv movies with a scifi theme
      - reruns of old scifi tv shows (Firefly, Misfits of Science, ...)
      - reruns of old scifi movies (Forbidden Planet, Day the Earth Stood Still, It Came From Outer Space, War of the Worlds, The Blob)

      It doesn't all have to be great art, but it should all be science fiction.

    19. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Nick+Ives · · Score: 1

      Caprica might be good, it might even be a sign of what they're trying to achieve - character driven science fiction stories rather than a lot of traditional scifi where the characters are just ciphers whose role is to just service the plot.

      That dumb name doesn't leave me much hope though...

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    20. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up, please. He speaks for all 20-ish males.

    21. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by dangitman · · Score: 1

      which I suppose COULD be considered SF if they weren't so badly done.

      Hey, there's nothing in the definition of "Sci-Fi" that says it has to be good.

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    22. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please no! I used to love tech-tv then it became g4 and well you hit it on the ball, it sucks now. All I can say is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    23. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They are devoid of taste. Completely. I'll probably get flamed for this, but I don't understand genre fanship. Good characters are good characters, good plot is good plot. You can take a western put it in space and its the same story. Its intrinsic value ( to me anyways) doesn't really have anything to do with the surroundings. I guess though, like good music, good stories are only appreciated by a few. That's why we're stuck with MTV & ilk.

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    24. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Sentry21 · · Score: 1

      as if young males are completely devoid of taste, and just want some drunk slut in a bikini making an ass of herself in front of Brett Michaels

      Is this a real TV show? Please link to torrent, thanks.

    25. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Deanalator · · Score: 1

      Funny thing. At home I have comcast internet, but no TV package. A few months ago I noticed that the only difference between internet + TV and just internet was a small filter plugged inline with the cable at the cable box.

      For the first time in my life, I had cable TV. I watched some fun shows about cheese and nazis on the history channel, random movies on scifi, reality cooking shows on the food network, had fun watching the random punditry on CNBC etc.

      Then about 3 weeks ago, I decided to upgrade my residential internet line to business (so I could get static IPs, send email etc). Before the cable guy came, I went back into the room in my building with the cable box, and put the filter back on the line.

      Three weeks later, and I just realised that I still have not gone back to remove the filter. It is also fairly likely that I won't go back.

      The shows that I do watch, I follow with miro, and less than half of those shows are even on cable. The only things that aren't on miro that I am interested in are the local news broadcasts. Also, miro lets me pause/rewind whatever.

      My point is, maybe their marketing team was on to something, since the truly "tech savy" have already abandoned them. This seems very similar to what the music industry did in the late 90s. Big labels kept dumbing their music down, since the only ones that were still buying music from record stores were the ones that didn't know better.

    26. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      YouTube? Aww, and I've been spending all my time in front of YouPorn.

    27. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by dyslexicbunny · · Score: 1

      Being firmly entrenched in pre-established Stargate mythology, Stargate Universe follows the adventures of a team of explorers from present-day Earth after they find the Ancient spaceship Destiny. They must fend for themselves aboard the ship in the far reaches of the universe as they are unable to return to Earth.

      So it's Stargate Voyager? I'm glad I quit watching a long time ago.

    28. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TV melts your brain, ditto JewTube. Avoid.

    29. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Imagine if all Jessica Alba movies deleted the plot and just left her cavorting with her hot girlfriends and boyfriends in bikinis on the beach. They may just outsell Star Wars!

    30. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

      >the lady who stowed away on a cargo lander headed to a mining colony
      That was The Twilight Zone. I watched that episode yesterday. She was cute, and I miss the show.

      Outer Limits also did some great sci-fi stories. EVERYTHING is better when you don't try to wring 90+ minutes out of a shorter story.

    31. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Good characters are good characters, good plot is good plot. You can take a western put it in space and its the same story. Its intrinsic value ( to me anyways) doesn't really have anything to do with the surroundings.

      In that case, what you had was not truly a Western or an SF story. A REAL Western could only take place in the West. A REAL SF story depends on advances in science.

      Trouble is these kinds of story are hard to write, they require research and imagination. TV writers often just repackage their stories in exactly the way you describe. They might be slick and watchable, but are not really SF. (I'm thinking of 95% of Trek, for instance, since ToS which used real SF writers and not (just) journeyman hacks.)

      I read historical novels and SF precisely because the background and society, and thus the characters and motivations of the protagonists, are different from the one I live in. People are NOT the same everywhere and at every time.

    32. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by malchiah13 · · Score: 1

      I wish they did more movies like the one with the house AI gone mad, or the lady who stowed away on a cargo lander headed to a mining colony, or the excellent Dune movies

      I remember both of those movies, and have been trying to remember the names of them for a long time. You wouldn't happen to know them would you? There are a couple of Twilight Zone episodes I'm trying to track down too.

    33. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by relguj9 · · Score: 1

      What could be better than giant radioactive CGI mammoths?

      I actually occasionally watch these shows for a laugh, they are intentionally bad. Bruce Campbell has been in like 30 or 40 of them.

    34. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Enoxice · · Score: 1

      Many of the movies they show (King of the Lost World, 100 Million BC, Revenge of Bloody Bill, Transmorphers, I Am Omega, and plenty others) are licensed from The Asylum, who specialize (and acknowledge they specialize) in bad movies and "mockbusters".

      I happen to love the Asylum movies and Sci-Fi - erm, SyFy - Channel Original Movies, but I can understand how I'd be in the minority there.

      Maybe I just grew up watching a few too many episodes of MST3k...

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    35. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by csartanis · · Score: 1

      And you already have plenty of channels for that, thanks for ruining ours. :(

    36. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by osgeek · · Score: 1

      It's a matter of priorities and complexity, I guess. A speculative future or alternate reality can evoke thoughts and discussions completely beyond the ones evoked by even the best characters bound by our own reality.

      Think Gattaca, The Terminator, The Matrix, Blade Runner, Alien, 2001, Back to the Future...

      You just can't explore the themes that these movies cover without that guided suspension of disbelief that scifi considers a pre-requisite.

      Good characters are just one dimension of what makes a good scifi movie. To me, having a movie without scifi is like having an orchestra without a wind or a string section. Sure, they can create some great/interesting music, but it's music without the richness that all of the other instruments bring to bear.

    37. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Demon seed ?

    38. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Gattaca's topics can most definitely be covered with out science fiction trappings. You can recast the same story in an alternate present where the Natzi's won WW2 and eugenics are practiced upon birth. This one doesn't have blond hair kill him. This one's skin is too dark, kill him. Its a story about discrimination, determination, and the human spirit.

      The terminator is a story about the hubris of man kind, and the failure of mans ability to control their environment. Its a modern retelling of the tower of Babel, or the bubonic plague.

      Never really liked Blade Runner or Alien, so I don't know the story well enough to comment on them.

      Back to the future, is essentially Charles Dickens "a Christmas Carol" told form a third party perspective. Or at least it could be told with ghosts in 19th century Brittan, rather than flux capacitors,skate boards and Pepsi frees.

      The Matrix draws form so many religious and philosophical stories, its pretty easy. Man must sacrifice himself to save others, while realizing that he has powers beyond that of other humans.

      2001 is a creation story set in space. Mankind discovers that there is a creative force in the universe, and tries to understand what it is. Combine that with the story again the babel tower.


      Basically for me again, its how the story relates itself to the human condition. What it says about us as humans, our capacity for intelligence, love, evil, darkness, humor,sadness,failure, success, community and isolation.

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    39. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by CritterNYC · · Score: 1

      ...or make some bad movies about giant alligators/snakes/voles/whatevers attacking extremely dumb people (but still smarter than anyone who could sit through one of those movies).

      That weren't no shark!

    40. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey it's not just the young males. I'm nearly 60 and I'd watch that all day.

      In fact get rid of this uninteresting sounding "Brett Michaels" character and I'd *pay* to watch that all day.

    41. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      I don't think they are really that different. Money, Power, Sex are all as alluring today as they were with cavemen. The expressions of those may change over time, but not the underlying urges.

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    42. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by osgeek · · Score: 1

      See, you make my point for me. You're forcing the speculative reality themes into reality grounded story lines that are all too limited to do the job properly.

      In line with my "dimension" comment, you're forcing a 3d view into a 2d image. Sure, you can fake 3d aspects somewhat with certain techniques; but it's nothing like a real 3d image. Something just isn't there because the world's definition is our own inflexible one.

      Nazi eugenics were about death and destruction of those who were "imperfect". Gattaca was about our individual ability to take hold of our direct offsprings' genetic programming and how those individual decisions would manifest and be dealt with in society. You just can't have that individual experimentation element without the scifi freedom to "what if?". Sure, you can use some of the same words - but you can't achieve the same circumstances that set up the honest discussion.

      The Terminator was about an ultimate conflict with our own creation as played out in yet a different but related reality bridged through time travel. The original movie's theme dealt almost not at all with the "hubris of mankind". You can't truly explore those reality bending concepts without an AI wielding super robots and time travel. Sure, you can try to half-ass that part of the theme, but why cripple the story telling?

      I could go on, but it's worth noting that you referred to "a Christmas Carol" and the Tower of Babel, which are both alternative reality speculative fiction. Whether it's ghosts, burning bushes, dragons or light sabers, it's all non-existent alternative reality stuff that requires some suspension of disbelief in the environment in order to let those "good characters" explore new themes. Reality is just too limiting to do the job properly.

    43. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      But not all fiction is sci-fi. Which was part of my argument. Isn't all fiction speculative, by its very nature? I agree reality is too constricting, but sci-fi isn't the only way out of the box.

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    44. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Money, Power, Sex are all as alluring today as they were with cavemen

      Cavemen were allured by money? These would be Geico cavemen, I assume.

      Read Golding's "The Inheritors" for an attempt to get into the mind of real cavemen. And as for the future, try some of John Varley or Iain M Banks' stories as to how our motivations could, and I believe will, change.

      It's only crappy sci-fi that makes the whole universe, past present and future, just the same as here and now, with just cosmetic changes in costume. But it's the kind of unchallenging entertainment that might fit in on SyFy.

    45. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by osgeek · · Score: 1

      You said:

      but I don't understand genre fanship

      From that and other things, you seemed to imply that the SciFi part was irrelevant. I disagree. You can't even begin to tell the most interesting stories without being able to bend the rules of reality.

      Speculative Fiction is basically composed of SciFi and Fantasy, commonly known as "SF". SciFi and Fantasy are basically the same thing, to parapharse Arthur C. Clarke -- and I think that they have intrinsic value separate from "good characters".

    46. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      yup. Money. Something of value. Weather it was a shiny sea shell, a thick animal hide, or a good tool, they had valuables. With them would come envy, greed, wants, needs, and desires.

      I don't believe that's ever going to change. Nor do I think thats a very cynical view on us. Its just a part our instincts, which we can ignore or act upon.

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    47. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      What is the difference between speculative fiction, and just regular non speculative fiction? The universe in which it plays out must adhere to the same rules as reality? Then, was 200 leagues under the sea speculative or not? If I write a story about a murder on the International Space Station, but adhere to the laws of physics that we understand today, is that speculative? We can basically do everything they did in Gattaca today. Is that still speculative? If so why?

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    48. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We live in an Idiocracy where soon the only show to watch will be some guy getting hit in the balls all the time and people will be drawn into it so much that nothing else in the world will matter.

      The only reason reality TV shows are popular are because they are cheap to produce. The new SyFy can go to hell along with all the other shit on TV.

      Well at least I still have my porn. To the porn producers, please stop publishing in HD, it's too much detail. I liked it better when it wasn't so perfectly clear.

    49. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Maverynthia · · Score: 0

      So wait...they dropped the Is in favor of Ys to cater to the female demographic and are going to put up more male oriented crap anyways.

  9. SyFy by sa1lnr · · Score: 1

    with ponies!

    1. Re:SyFy by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1, Troll

      Is it me or does 'SyFy' sound like a gay boy lisping the word 'sissy'? "Ohy, the syfy channel? Iht's fahbulus - I wadch it all the tyme!"

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    2. Re:SyFy by Forbman · · Score: 1

      no...

      with pedobears...

    3. Re:SyFy by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

      It's just you.

      The question to ask yourself is why your imagination is plaguing you with thoughts of gay boys (or, to be fair, their voices).

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    4. Re:SyFy by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let me ask my boyfriend and I'll get back to you.

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    5. Re:SyFy by geobeck · · Score: 1

      ...the syfy channel? Iht's fahbulus

      ...which will lead to the new adjective to describe the channel: SyFy-lus.

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    6. Re:SyFy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What did he say?

    7. Re:SyFy by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 2, Funny

      He said he wants to get cable now.

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  10. not surprised by MoFoQ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    for some reason, I'm not that surprised.
    With SciFi airing wrestling....yes...wrestling...normal, steriod-loaded human male wrestling..no robots....

    yea...my first thoughts about it were "WTF!" along with many other fellow sci-fi fans.

    That and the end of two great sci-fi shows from the Stargate realm pretty much spelled the upcoming doom of the network.

    1. Re:not surprised by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      The SciFi Channel hasn't put anything on worth watching in a long time with all of the "SciFi Original Movie" garbage they have been airing.

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    2. Re:not surprised by internerdj · · Score: 5, Funny

      My question (which was never answered) was how fake does a wrestling federation have to be to end up on SciFi in the first place.

    3. Re:not surprised by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

      especially if it ain't got robots!

      Battle Bots (or equiv), I can understand...and think it would be cool to see remote controlled robots fight to their deaths, let alone really fight.

    4. Re:not surprised by Tr3vin · · Score: 1

      They just saw "Federation" and thought that it belonged on their channel. If they had Klingon wrestling, I would definitely watch.

      Today is a good day to go by the script!

    5. Re:not surprised by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      With SciFi airing wrestling....yes...wrestling...normal, steriod-loaded human male wrestling..no robots..

      Well, they have the fiction part down at least. I agree that they should also have robots wrestling. At least the acting skill level would be consistent.

    6. Re:not surprised by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

      I'd think then the fighting would be real, at least

    7. Re:not surprised by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

      but without Worf.....it just ain't the same

    8. Re:not surprised by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wrestling is sort of science fiction, in that everything you see is a lie, performed by men (and occasionally women) who are the product of various chemical sciences.

    9. Re:not surprised by ptbarnett · · Score: 1

      My question (which was never answered) was how fake does a wrestling federation have to be to end up on SciFi in the first place.

      Wrestling is fake? Oh, the horror! This is worse than the day I learned the truth about Santa Claus!

      Goes off into corner to wail for awhile....

      Seriously, it's about money. Wrestling is extremely profitable: it costs next to nothing to produce and the fans are apparently a desirable demographic for advertisers.

    10. Re:not surprised by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      Just a little less fake than talking to dead relatives of people in a studio audience. But not necessarily less than people seeing ghosts in various buildings / sites around the world.

    11. Re:not surprised by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

      Wrestling and comic books are a lot more alike than they are different. Lots of nerds are wrestling fans.

      As for Sci Fi going "SyFy" I think it looks and sounds unbelievably stupid. Just like when National Geographic decided to call itself "NatGeo." National Geographic sounds educationed and authoritative. Nat-Geo sounds like tiny irritating insects combined with shitty cars from the early 90's. You'd think these stupid nonsensical names died off with the dot-com burst, but nope, they're still alive and polluting!

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    12. Re:not surprised by oahazmatt · · Score: 1

      While I am a pro-wrestling fan and can enjoy a good mockery of the topic, a lot of SciFi viewers who are not fans do not know how much content SciFi actually tried to push into ECW.

      SciFi actually wanted a more science-fiction themed approach to wrestling. This is why characters like Kevin Thorn (a Vampire who was constantly outside the arena, because no one would invite him in) and "The Zombie" had appearances on the show.

      Eventually, SciFi realized it was even more ridiculous than the original product and left it alone.

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    13. Re:not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing they needed something that made the plot line of "Mansquito" look plausible by way of comparison.

    14. Re:not surprised by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The day that SciFi started showing Wrestling is the day they truly died, IMO.

      USA, with it's "characters welcome" slogan, has done well, IMO. Monk, Psych, and Burn Notice are all awesome, and I hear their newer shows (like "In Plain Sight") do well, too. However, they also show Wrestling, which makes me worry. It does fit into the "characters" montra, though, so I'm not terribly worried.

      Yet.

      In any case, this is just another reason to stick with something like Hulu or go to torrents.

    15. Re:not surprised by maxume · · Score: 1

      The answer is 7. SciFi is a brand, not a promise.

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    16. Re:not surprised by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      What about when they aired the soap opera "Passions" for a while?

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    17. Re:not surprised by fandog · · Score: 1

      ooo, the "Doom network". That sounds fun!

    18. Re:not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was my thinking as well. I see Sci-Fi moving away from all their big science fiction shows in prime time. It's been happening for a couple years now. They're moving more towards programing that will appeal to the "average viewer". If you recall, this is why they killed TechTV. Too geeky! They don't like us geeks much, or at least they think they can make more money without us. Which is sad considering there's a golf channel! Surely there's more people interested in science fiction programming than golf???

    19. Re:not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No remote controls.. That's just humans battling each other through proxy. I want *autonomous* battle bots!

    20. Re:not surprised by altloser · · Score: 0

      i know it's sad :) after BSG is gone ECW will be the best show on Syfy

    21. Re:not surprised by Molochi · · Score: 1

      They need an alien (Predator, Ripley's nemisis, etc...) and a robot or at least a cyborg. Or they could just say it's broadcast from "the future" and require performance enhancing drugs, while obliquely referring to the Second State Succession of 2011.

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    22. Re:not surprised by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

      multiply that by 6 and u'll have the right answer which also happens to be the meaning of life as well.

    23. Re:not surprised by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      The quality of writing on ECW has to be at least as good as the writing on Atlantis. :D

      In all seriousness I think the wrestling geeks don't like to be linked with the sci-fi geeks, and vice versa, but I am more or less on the outside of both and can tell you objectively that there is a lot of overlap in terms of the dedication of the fan base, the amount of history one has to absorb, and, well, the costumes.

    24. Re:not surprised by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      Seriously? When'd they do that?

    25. Re:not surprised by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      Early 2006. It didn't last long.

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    26. Re:not surprised by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      See the "Series History" on this page.

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    27. Re:not surprised by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      I protest, sir. You have it backward.

      Sci-fi is a form of wrestling.

      Didn't you ever see Star Trek? Captain Kirk was ripping his shirt off practically every second week to wrestle some bad alien dude. Oh and with that kitsch fight scene music.

    28. Re:not surprised by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      You think you've got it bad. At least NatGeo makes sense.

      In the UK we've had to suffer a whole list of these name changes.

      We had a repeats channel... UK Gold. Not great, but it was well known and to most people made sense as a name.
      This changed its name to.... Dave. (yes seriously they thought that was a good name for a channel). They stripped out half the programmes and left endless repeats of the same two or three series.
      Not content with having a +1 channel, the same execs who came up with the first name decided to name the second one 'Dave Ja Vu'. How we laughed. Not.
      The History channel, UK history, just changed its name to 'Yesterday' and started showing endless repeats of the Antiques Roadshow, thus ensuring it's entirely lost its previous audience base.

      Our Scifi channel isn't as bad as yours, as it hasn't attempted to show wrestling yet. It's well known for crappy B movies though.

    29. Re:not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it went the way of the light crap-tastic. We should just call it dead now and move on.

      Anyhow fans of actual sci-fi just need a good torrent tracker and perhaps a streaming video aggregator website or two specific to the genre. Such concepts have already been well proven by porn and anime fans, so I don't see why it wouldn't work for sci-fi.

    30. Re:not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are the first person to get it. It's the execs making fun of everyone by putting it on the SciFi channel. I actually complained through the scifi website about ECW. They didn't listen to me.

  11. SyFy? Sounds like a disease by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    NBC Universal has decided to change the name of their Sci Fi Channel to Syfy.

    That is quite possibly the stupidest network name I've ever heard. Who comes up with this stuff?

    Yes, we should probably all be offended.

    I should. But it's hard to feel indignant when the SciFi channel hasn't been a serious SciFi channel in damn near a decade. They used to show collections of all the great old SciFi TV shows and movies with some (often quite good) original new series and movies thrown into the mix. Unfortunately, this has been significantly pared down over the years. SciFi Channel friday nights are good, but (with the exception of Eureka) that's about it. They fill the rest of the time with crap like wrestling.

    If SciFi went under, I'd dearly miss Stargate and Eureka. But that's about it.

    And telling us that a crack marketing team came up with the name because that's how tech-savvy 18-to-34 year-olds would text it really doesn't help.

    Marketing departments tend to be disconnected from reality. They want everyone to believe that SciFi would be texted as "SyFy" to prop up their position. The truth is that alternatives like "SF" (what you'd actually text it as) are difficult to trademark and don't roll off the tongue as nicely as "SciFi". (Gee, maybe they should have kept the name? ... Nah. Then they couldn't convince everyone that wrestling is futuristic.)

    The name Sci Fi has been associated with geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that

    Perhaps they shouldn't have reinforced the stereotype with all those Poe-style ticking clocks, suitcase cars, monsters turning into people, and other SciFi channel ads? It's not like your average movie goer is unhappy about watching a SciFi movie. Look at the Matrix for a great example. As long as you don't present the concept in too geeky of a light, the general populace can (and does) get on board.

    1. Re:SyFy? Sounds like a disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      In Polish syfy means syphilis so you are right it is disease

    2. Re:SyFy? Sounds like a disease by hwyhobo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, Polish colloquialism for "syphilis" is singular "syf". "Syfy" (plural) means "zits", which is strangely fitting here. :O

      Still, my nomination for the dumbest name ever.

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    3. Re:SyFy? Sounds like a disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They want everyone to believe that SciFi would be texted as "SyFy" to prop up their position

      Noooo, that's just the cover. What they can't tell you directly is the new direction for Syfy Channel is the modern equivalent of 70s blaxploitation flicks. Expect Klingons with more jewellery shooting blasters gangsta style while spewing the gutteral equivalents of "homie" and "please, nigger!" And babes. Lots of babes. Think spring break. What's more, they'll get a few review hacks to hail it as the return of the cyberpunk to scifi. There will be motherfuckin snakes in your base. Shaft out.

    4. Re:SyFy? Sounds like a disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That is quite possibly the stupidest network name I've ever heard. Who comes up with this stuff?"

      The same people that bring you Torgo's Executive Powder. Literally.

    5. Re:SyFy? Sounds like a disease by DdJ · · Score: 2, Funny

      In Polish syfy means syphilis so you are right it is disease

      Hm. Once I remove this channel from the "favorites" list on my set-top box, perhaps I shouldn't describe myself as "Syfy-less".

    6. Re:SyFy? Sounds like a disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This seems to be a general trend with all networks. I remember when MTV was young and it was nearly impossible to find non-musical content on that channel. Now it's all like you just said: reality crap, spring break, lots of babes. Or so I'm told (I haven't watched that channel in 15 years). But no music, despite the name. At least "SyFy" admits that it's crap now. Perhaps in a few years another science-fiction-centred channel will be born, and all will be good with the world for a while, until that channel becomes crap too.

    7. Re:SyFy? Sounds like a disease by kungfugleek · · Score: 1

      Then they couldn't convince everyone that wrestling is futuristic.

      Wasn't there a time in the WWF when one of the wrestlers was Robocop? That'd be futuristic and sciencey. And wrestling already has the "fiction", so....

    8. Re:SyFy? Sounds like a disease by hemna · · Score: 0

      I have to agree. Syfy sounds like a some cutesy pre-teen comic book character name. Then again....this is the same channel that shows 'pro' wrestling ?!!? wtf.

      This sounds like the beginning of the end of the channel. They must be following the AIG's of the world.

      1. Bring about company FAIL.
      2. Get bailed out.
      3. Profit.

    9. Re:SyFy? Sounds like a disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I gave up on Sci-Fi channel a while ago, I don't even have my cable box plugged in anymore (I really should get around to cancelling my account), I just bought the entire SG1/BSG and most of the trek series on DVD recently anyhow, so the entire point of the sci-fi channels 'good' stuff is gone for me.

      The wrestling and stuff? total crap, Hell I don't even consider 'buffy-the-on-the-freaking-sci-fi-channel-way-to-much-slayer' a sci-fi show.

    10. Re:SyFy? Sounds like a disease by corrie · · Score: 1

      Luckily SciFi will never go under, or at least, not because of this.

      Rather, SyFy now has a good chance of going under:)

    11. Re:SyFy? Sounds like a disease by AnalPerfume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course marketing departments around the world are disconnected from reality, their job is to convince themselves that the product they've just been told to sell is the best thing since the previous best thing they just finished selling. They have to avoid any connection with reality to do this. They have no connection to the product or it's customers, only the remit to make money. The only way they know how to do this is to put the product through market research data filters and increase the demographics that research says it will appeal to.

      In this case they saw women as an untapped market who will be easily fooled by a name and logo change, while the downside is a petition from previous fans that will be treated like any other petition.....ignored. Will people suddenly stop watching because of a name and logo change? I'd side with the marketing people here in saying "no". People will decide for themselves whether to keep watching / paying on the content they show; if the schedules change too much then they will lose some and potentially gain others.

      Like any other corporation who have to compete for customers, the only thing that will influence their decisions is the bottom line.....money. If they have a flood of cancellation all with the "reason for cancellation" as the same thing, only a boardroom full of imbeciles would ignore it and carry on regardless, in which case the shareholders would have something to say about it. They could bank on future subscriptions to make up the loss but that's a hard sell in the current climate.

    12. Re:SyFy? Sounds like a disease by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

      I should. But it's hard to feel indignant when the SciFi channel hasn't been a serious SciFi channel in damn near a decade. They used to show collections of all the great old SciFi TV shows and movies with some (often quite good) original new series and movies thrown into the mix.

      I'll have to agree with this sentiment. I remember a LONG time ago watching the SciFi Channel for a lot of the original movies they made... they were interesting, often well written and charming. Sometimes they were a little odd but highly enjoyable... I still have Mr Stitch recorded on VHS somewhere in a box (though whether it's watchable or not is a matter of debate... :) )

      Still, SciFi pretty much died when Farscape was canceled in my opinion. It was about that time they stopped doing ANY Science Fiction or Science Fantasy shows and started just rehashing old ideas. Stargate SG-1 kept going for a few more years... but let's be honest; it ended at Season 8... it just kept moving like the zombies in the latest "original movie" from SciFi. It had some charm in the last couple of seasons, but really it had been done for a long time. And I don't think Atlantis (underrated in my opinion) or BSG would have even gotten a shot had it not been for the fact that they weren't even SciFi original properties; both were made by other networks and syndicated in the US by SciFi.

      If SciFi went under, I'd dearly miss Stargate and Eureka. But that's about it.

      Thankfully, Stargate has reached its end, and the DVD sets aren't badly priced in my opinion... I've purchased up to Season 5 of SG-1 and plan to add Season 6 to my collection soon :)

    13. Re:SyFy? Sounds like a disease by Veretax · · Score: 1

      Actually they tend to show blocks of the same show, sometimes oldies during the day. Problem is most people are at work then.

  12. marketing speak saves network!! OMG by jonpublic · · Score: 1

    I thought being a geek was chic at the moment. They want to move away from being cool because..... of brilliant marketing ideas?

    Smart move there.

    1. Re:marketing speak saves network!! OMG by raddan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no kidding. Both Lost and Heroes are on prime time TV. Comic book movies come out faster than we can watch them. And now they change their name? That decision's right up there with canceling MST3K. Time to start looking forward to more Kevin Sorbo!

    2. Re:marketing speak saves network!! OMG by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're behind the curve... geek is fast becoming not chic.

      Something about a recession and the resurgence of blue-collar values...

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    3. Re:marketing speak saves network!! OMG by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      What they didn't announce is their plans for a brand new series that's sure to be a hit with the Slashdot crowd . . . OMG! PONIES!!!!!!!!!!!1 Starring CowboyNeal in his television debut!

  13. Who cares BSG is done friday. Down with them! by nasdaq · · Score: 1

    I could careless about this channel. They screw people over with the shows all the time.
    BSG is the last show I will watch on that channel ever.

  14. BSG is over, SG soon by Nickodeemus · · Score: 1

    Boycot SyFy since all their best programing will be gone soon AND they are insulting us.

    1. Re:BSG is over, SG soon by slapout · · Score: 1

      If boycott = not watching it anymore, then I've been doing that for a while.

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    2. Re:BSG is over, SG soon by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      "will be?"

      you young whipper-snappers don't remember mst3k do you?

      guess who killed it?

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  15. Syfy = (sigh...) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sigh (seriously, one of those good Charlie Brown one's), this is so dumb, and dumbing down to all of us and their future viewers they hope to have.

  16. Fonzi'd by hansamurai · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Can an entire network jump the shark?

    "When we tested this new name, the thing that we got back from our 18-to-34 techno-savvy crowd, which is quite a lot of our audience, is actually this is how you'd text it," Mr. Howe said. "It made us feel much cooler, much more cutting-edge, much more hip, which was kind of bang-on what we wanted to achieve communication-wise."

    I think Slashdot mostly falls into that "techno-savvy crowd," but somehow, I don't think the reaction is going to be quite so receptive. Changing a name because that's how someone would text it?

    1. Re:Fonzi'd by Bieeanda · · Score: 1

      Would the UPN be considered as having 'jumped the shark', or merely 'folded under its own mediocrity'?

    2. Re:Fonzi'd by RingDev · · Score: 1

      Most of us will still refer to it as SF

      Which we all know is an acronym for "Shitty Flicks"

      -Rick

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    3. Re:Fonzi'd by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I think Slashdot mostly falls into that "techno-savvy crowd," but somehow, I don't think the reaction is going to be quite so receptive.

      Slashdot is a subset of the "techno-savvy crowd", and not representative of the whole.

    4. Re:Fonzi'd by CyberLeader · · Score: 1

      SciFi jumped the shark when they canceled Farscape. How can you argue with a show where a giant mushroom Muppet pilots a living starship full of hot blue and gray women, an alien warrior with a six foot tongue, a lost Earthman, and his almost-but-not-exactly-human girlfriend, all while being chased by a guy who looks like an anorexic with an S&M fetish?

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    5. Re:Fonzi'd by dangitman · · Score: 1

      I think Slashdot mostly falls into that "techno-savvy crowd," but somehow,

      I doubt it. Slashdotters have widely varying musical tastes, and many who hate techno. I would be very surprised if a majority of readers were techno aficionados.

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    6. Re:Fonzi'd by tux0r · · Score: 1

      Changing a name because that's how someone would text it?

      Next up: Slashdot changes its name to /.

      Oh, right.

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    7. Re:Fonzi'd by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      I think the term he's looking for is "Rickroll'd"

    8. Re:Fonzi'd by gnarlyhotep · · Score: 1

      The only way I can reconcile that statment regarding the "techno-savvy crowd" and syfy, is that they constituted their focus groups entirely of ravers and techno music afficionados.

    9. Re:Fonzi'd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The flying hell is a "bang-on"?!

      As an aside, my captcha is "comment". lolz...

    10. Re:Fonzi'd by soliptic · · Score: 1

      The really hilarious part of that quote is that the instant anybody is quoted as using the word "hip" to describe themselves, they are, by definition, not.

    11. Re:Fonzi'd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Can an entire network jump the shark?"

      It can if that shark is a prehistoric Megalodon.

    12. Re:Fonzi'd by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      ... Mr. Howe said. "It made us feel much cooler, much more cutting-edge, much more hip, which was kind of bang-on...."

      Sweet zombie jesus, someone shoot him before he talks like that again!

    13. Re:Fonzi'd by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1

      Or when they failed to pick up FireFly. Fox canceling it maybe I can see. But the SciFi channel was born to show TV like FireFly. When they didn't pick it up from Fox they showed their true colors.

      BattleBots too, for that matter. What was it doing on Comedy Central?

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    14. Re:Fonzi'd by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 2, Informative

      To think that "SyFy" is how you'd text "SciFi" is clearly ridiculous. Either the exec is making it up, which is not unlikely, or the whole focus group conspired to pull some lolz on the suit.

      I can see them all sitting in a room, using their iphones etc, to text each other about what's the most ridiculous thing they can get the suit to believe. That they'd actually use SyFy to mean the SciFi channel would be right up at the top of the list.

      For one thing, it wouldn't be capitalized. For another, it would be "sf", as everyone else has pointed out. Finally, no one gives a good goddam about the channel "branding" or "identity". I watch the shows that I like, and change the channel when I'm done. With a TiVo, not only do I not know what time a show is really on, I have very little idea what channel it comes from too. And I'm not about to continue to watch a channel simply because I just watched a show on it--I'm going to watch something else that I recorded from wherever else it was.

      Really, the only way to improve declining ratings is to STOP MAKING CRAP. Channel suits need to stop worrying about their channel image, and should think more about making TV that's watchable.

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    15. Re:Fonzi'd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their definition of "techno-savvy" must be isomorphic to "can operate a toaster" then.

    16. Re:Fonzi'd by tguyton · · Score: 1

      Can an entire network nuke the fridge?

      There, I fixed it for you.

    17. Re:Fonzi'd by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Focus groups are, in my observation, made up of unemployed people who are willing to waste an afternoon or two for 50 bucks. Draw your own conclusions.

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    18. Re:Fonzi'd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i.e. the people with the most free time to watch crap on TV.

    19. Re:Fonzi'd by Randym · · Score: 1

      To think that "SyFy" is how you'd text "SciFi" is clearly ridiculous.

      wht u mn? syfy sux. fxd4u.

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  17. Nice knowing you, SciFi Channel by kheldan · · Score: 1

    NBC is going to be true to their Big Three Network heritage and completely destroy something that doesn't need any drastic changes. Of course I saw this coming the first time I discovered that they were running goddamned wrestling on it, but I'd hoped against hope that it wouldn't happen. I'm running out of reasons to keep paying for cable; wish Comcast wasn't the only choice I had for broadband. For entertainment, I guess there's always Netflix and bittorrent..

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    1. Re:Nice knowing you, SciFi Channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Robotics, microcontrollers, software defined radios, spread spectrum, ham radio, telescope making, digital astrophotography, bike riding, walking, talking, etc., etc., etc. Real life. Real hands-on physical ass-kicking reality.

      And then there's TV - brain numbing, market hyping, money extracting, propagandizing, ass widening bullshit.

      Kill your TV. Really. Get rid of it. You'll be happier. Besides, isn't it obvious by now that it's committing suicide? Don't let it take you with it.

      Yeah, I know, mark me as an anonymous troll. Whatever, it's how I feel about the idiot box.

    2. Re:Nice knowing you, SciFi Channel by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Listen: I actually believe that your comments are well-intentioned. But the fact of the matter is that I NEED something that's just entertainment that ALLOWS my higher brain functions to rest. I work in a high-tech company and have to provide customer support for our products all day. I train as a cyclist on my off-hours. I read. I see actual, living people who are my friends, and I do it in person. BUT, my brain needs some down-time that isn't sleep (I get plenty of sleep too, mind you). Television fills this niche. However I can't watch the mindless drivel that comprises most of TV. The SciFi channel at least had some interesting shows. NBC destroying it will be a LOSS.

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    3. Re:Nice knowing you, SciFi Channel by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      NBC is going to be true to their Big Three Network heritage and completely destroy something that doesn't need any drastic changes.

      Sci-Fi definitely needs drastic changes, but making their name a thoroughly ridiculous wannabe colloquialism isn't it.

  18. Why does everything have to appeal to everybody?? by Earl+The+Squirrel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I read the article and it says it has to "appeal to a more mainstream audience", and yet it's earnings and revenue are up sharply this year. So, what logic says that they need to appeal to a wider audience?? Do they think that going more mainstream (which I suspect means also changing some of the type of programming as well....) won't cause any of the existing audience to leave? This sounds like the media equivalent to New Coke.

  19. SF by Narpak · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it have been better to rename it Speculative Fiction channel or something like that.

    1. Re:SF by kamochan · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, the current SyFy content doesn't qualify even as SpeFi, which actually implies thoughtful content. SyFy is ...actually strangely appropriate.

  20. They didn't consider... by M-RES · · Score: 1

    They didn't consider their Welsh-speaking demographic. To them the channel now reads (phonetically) soo-foo. Haaahaha!

    1. Re:They didn't consider... by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      For Polish speaking demographic "syfy" means "pimples".

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    2. Re:They didn't consider... by M-RES · · Score: 1

      Even better :)

      I truly hope it means something about incestuous relationships with elderly relatives in a South American Amazonian tribe's local dialect. Imagine the first time they ever see TV - "welcome to the syfy channel"... ALL OUT WAR!!! heh

  21. Too early by arth1 · · Score: 1

    Methinks the submitter of this were a few days early with his April Fools joke.

    1. Re:Too early by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      Methinks the submitter of this were a few days early with his April Fools joke.

      Maybe it's actually April 1st, and it's you whose clock is set back two weeks?

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    2. Re:Too early by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      Seconded. Even RTFA for references to the April name-change.

      The website mentioned, Syfy.com, is actually in use. On the one hand, they've obviously got a professional graphic designer. On the other hand, they're not plugging any Sci-Fi Channel shows! I'd say they put too much effort into it for it to be a straight-up April Fool's prank, but not enough for it to be final. Methinks they're announcing it to see what the reaction will be like---and judging from the fact that it's probably the stupidest idea in the history of stupid ideas, they probably won't go through with it.

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    3. Re:Too early by ender- · · Score: 1

      Actually I wonder if this is intentional. My thoughts are that either:

      1. This is an April fools joke

      2. They are serious, *but* decided to make the announcement a couple weeks before April 1st. The will spend the next weeks gaging the response and if they see that a large number of people are unhappy about the new name, they will come out on April 1st and announce it was an April fools joke.

      Pretty slick really. I don't care which it is, as long as April 1st brings announcements that it's a joke. I don't even have cable/dish, but I was thinking of getting something so I could have SciFi. After what I've heard about recent programming [Wrestling? Really?], and this name-change, I don't think I'm going to be rushing out to try to get SciFi/SyFy anytime soon.

  22. Does this mean less Sci-Fi? by jandrese · · Score: 1

    Maybe they were just concerned that the title was inaccurate since 75% of their content is terrible low budget horror films and retarded stuff like Ghost Hunters? I can't imagine the kind of person that is going to be "fooled" by the new title (OMG, I think I saw a spaceship on that channel! They tricked me! I thought it was a channel for people who like sticking 'y' in inappropriate places! Isn't that right my little Madysyn?"

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  23. Who cares? by vishbar · · Score: 1

    The Sci-Fi channel has been dead for years now. Other than the occasional gem like BSG, there is nothing good on that channel. When they started showing professional wrestling and Ghost Hunters, I gave up on it...and that's not even dealing with their Sci-Fi Original Movies. Features with names like "Giant Alligator Attack" showing, essentially, a group of young hipsters being chased by a few badly animated polygons get real old, real fast.

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    1. Re:Who cares? by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Their Ani-Monday block has had some good shows (and some not so good ones). And I've been watching Moonlight because... um... it has vampires and stuff? And in the last episode this one vampire totally decapitated this other one, and it was, like, badass.

    2. Re:Who cares? by vishbar · · Score: 1

      Vampires? Are you a girl?

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  24. syfy is not txt speak for Sci-Fi.... by s0litaire · · Score: 1

    To me it's more like short hand for "syphilis" Which the channel will probably turn into when they make the change over...:D

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  25. Obsolete by Chicken_Kickers · · Score: 1

    Meh. TV channels are getting obsolete anyway. Who watches a particular channel religiously nowadays anyway. Other than the news, I rarely watch TV. I get most of my entertainment from my DVD collection of movies and series. This has the advantage of no commercials and I could go back and forth between the seasons (Babylon 5 comes to mind).

  26. I'm sure it's all the name's fault by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It can't be the professional wrestling or Mansquito. It's obviously the name that's the problem! Quick! Change the name!

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    1. Re:I'm sure it's all the name's fault by Psmylie · · Score: 1

      Hey, that gives me a great idea... Wrestling, using all their various monsters of the week! Mansquito vs Ice Spiders!

      I'd hate to say it, but I might actually watch that.

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  27. Another MTV.. by BlahSnarto · · Score: 1

    Remember how MTV used to play music? Now its media saturated drivel?

    Im sorry but they have sucked ever since they canceled Farscape one of their flagship shows..

    Frell them.. :)

    1. Re:Another MTV.. by ral8158 · · Score: 1

      MTV does play music; it premieres new music videos and often features upcoming artists that haven't had a large audience while the credits for a show roll, or even feature them in actual advertisement slots such as was the case with Yelle. (There was a weekend where they played short clips of her dancing to her songs during commercial breaks)

      Since there's no real audience for a pure music video channel anyway (there's this new invention called 'youtube'), the people at MTV have decided to devote their resources towards tackling relevant issues in society (True Life), encouraging kids to actually do positive things with their lives (Made), and to continue major mainstays of american culture like The Real World.

    2. Re:Another MTV.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch True Life on TV? Watch The Real World on TV? Do positive things with their lives - like watching Made on TV?

      I'm trying to figure if you're being ironic. I sure hope you aren't being serious!

    3. Re:Another MTV.. by ral8158 · · Score: 1

      I'm being serious. True Life is a show that documents the true lives of people you might otherwise not understand or be able to sympathize with. You're really stretching the boundaries of humor if you're trying to make a joke about watching true life on TV. Likewise, the name 'The Real World' is already supposed to be ironic. You're about 22 seasons late to be pointing that out.

    4. Re:Another MTV.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're like some marketdroids wetdream. Get a fucking grip already.

    5. Re:Another MTV.. by BlahSnarto · · Score: 1

      For once i happen to agree with the anonymous coward :)

    6. Re:Another MTV.. by ral8158 · · Score: 1

      I wish I was payed by the MTV marketdroids; that would be a dream. Unfortunately, I just happen to have an opinion that I've formulated on my own and have enough knowledge to sensibly back it up without resulting to insulting other people.

  28. What perfect timing by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

    With BSG over, and this evidence that nothing as good will ever occur on that channel again, I can get rid of cable!

    1. Re:What perfect timing by gustgr · · Score: 1

      I was looking forward to SGU since I really enjoy the SG franchise, but I'm afraid the new shows will also be focused on a more mainstream audience. It is not enough put an end to a good thing, they have to ruin it.

  29. I'd pronounce that Sigh-Fee by egotripper · · Score: 1

    Syfy wouldn't be pronounced sigh-fie, it would be sigh-fee, like Dolly, or murky. If they spelled it "SyFi", it would work.

    1. Re:I'd pronounce that Sigh-Fee by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      I'll have to ask my wifey about that...

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    2. Re:I'd pronounce that Sigh-Fee by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      Syfy wouldn't be pronounced sigh-fie, it would be sigh-fee, like Dolly, or murky. If they spelled it "SyFi", it would work.

      If you were an Iowa State fan, you could get away with "Cy Fie!"

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  30. A plan for the improvement of spelling in the Eng by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 5, Funny

    For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.

    Generally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeiniing voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x"â" bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez â"tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivili.

    Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev alojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

    -Mark Twain. /Dude was ahead of his time.

  31. Time for the Next Science Fiction Channel by Beltway+Prophet · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry that today isn't April 1st. I remember signing a petition to get the Sci-Fi channel carried by our local cable operator way back in the early 1990s. It's sad that they don't want to stick with us geeks who helped get them started.

    Abandoning their niche isn't the way to gain ground, they should be bettering their niche instead. With the budget they currently spend on the CG equivalent of rubber monster movies, they could hire real SF writers to create high-quality Science Fiction -- less frequently than the crap, sure, but it would build an audience. Imagine two BSG series and no weekly monster movie. I think that's a win-win.

    Seems like it's too late now. The old Sci-Fi is dead. Long live the new Sci-Fi (pass the petition, willya?).

  32. *sigh* by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Behind ever corporate headquarters should be a well-equipped firing range and adjacent mass grave, in order to swiftly and appropriately rectify decisions as piss-poor and stupid as this one.

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    You know, oblivion keeps looking better every day.

    1. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry - did I miss something? I believe that you just called for a holocaust because a TV network changed its name. And then the rest of Slashdot deemed that this was "5, Insightful".

      Come on people, we can do better than this.

    2. Re:*sigh* by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 1

      Sweet Christ on a Sit-and-Spin, it's a frippin' tongue-in-cheek joke. Lighten up!

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      Ed R.Zahurak

      You know, oblivion keeps looking better every day.

    3. Re:*sigh* by Uberbah · · Score: 0

      AC seems to suffer from bum eyes.

      http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/lurgie/

    4. Re:*sigh* by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Certainly would improve performance, eh??

      And a little set dressing, say, random bones from the nearest morgue, would be helpful too...

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  33. Has not been sci-fi for a very long time by Dan667 · · Score: 1

    How many fake ghost hunter episodes and crap made for tv movies can you cram on a channel that is suppose to have sci-fi on it? Now, we know the answer. Sad part is that if they actually had good programs, which there is a lot of for sci-fi, they would have a built in very loyal audience and probably have made a lot of money.

    Hard to see how texting "OMG Syfy SUCKS. WTF" is going to make more money.

    1. Re:Has not been sci-fi for a very long time by neowolf · · Score: 1

      They clearly don't care about a loyal SF audience. That was clear several years ago when they killed "Farscape". More recently, with the demise of both "Stargate" series' and Battlestar Galactica, there just isn't really anything left.

      The only thing I will watch on SyFy (if that really ends up being its name) is "Eureka", but it's fairly obvious they don't want to continue that show either after a 10-month "mid-season" break.

    2. Re:Has not been sci-fi for a very long time by Trailwalker · · Score: 1

      SiFi = USMC Geek War Cry

  34. Sify? by gregthebunny · · Score: 1

    Is that you, Sify?

  35. Legal need? by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 1

    For years now, companies have been switching their names from meaningful terms to meaningless symbols - and have to for legal reasons. Ex.: "General Electric", a well-regarded company with a name having meaning, changed the name formally to "GE" and made it clear that was NOT an abbreviation for anything; "Xerox" spends considerable money ensuring people do NOT equate the otherwise meaningless name with a verb for photocopying. That a company name not have debilitating associations with other public domain (or otherwise owned) terms is important.

    Likewise, the fact that "Sci Fi" is cultural terminology and not an abstract name is a legal liability. Changing the name to a similar, but legally disconnected from anything, term "Syfy" relieves them of a lot of BS regarding trademark & copyright law. Of course they spin it as something cool, but most likely their legal department made it clear "change the name or we're going to lose a LOT of money".

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    1. Re:Legal need? by davidwr · · Score: 1

      Can I borrow a pencil? I need to hand-xerox something because the copier is down.

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  36. Makes sense by slapout · · Score: 1

    They don't actually show science fiction anymore anyway.

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  37. Missing the point by slapout · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "as opposed to the general public and the female audience in particular"

    Isn't the the whole point of having a channel dedicated to one subject--to go after people interested in that subject?

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    1. Re:Missing the point by geekmux · · Score: 1

      "as opposed to the general public and the female audience in particular"

      Isn't the the whole point of having a channel dedicated to one subject--to go after people interested in that subject?

      Yes, exactly. Although it seems that MTV couldn't have gotten farther from playing actual music, so if anyone should be in the market for a name-change these days...

    2. Re:Missing the point by Nick+Ives · · Score: 1

      Galactica is having its best ever season for women, over half of the people watching are women.

      One of my sisters who is older than me in her mid-30s recently told me that a friend of hers had shown her the first episode of Galactica and she found it gripping. I've been raving about the new BSG for ages but she just thought it was typical SF fluff when in fact its a dark, character and ideas driven story with strong female characters - just the sort of stuff a lot of women love.

      Hopefully this is the direction they're going, more stuff like BSG, less of the other crud.

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    3. Re:Missing the point by geobeck · · Score: 1

      Isn't the the whole point of having a channel dedicated to one subject--to go after people interested in that subject?

      No. The point of having a channel is to maximize profits by creating low-cost thematic content that appeals to the majority of the viewing public. That means "reality shows". Why pay a premium for talented actors when the viewers would rather have a vicarious experience through people just like them(1) who are placed in extraordinary circumstances?

      So this name change is our first step toward the final name, which will be The Survivor Network. In fact, every channel will be The Survivor Network, airing 24/7 'episodes' chronicling the lives of ordinary people(2) as they try to avoid being voted out of island paradises, deserts, glaciers, inner city slums, corporate boardrooms, and Catholic girls' schools. In fact, there will be 273 Survivor Networks, each with its own theme.

      And to make sure viewers will be pinned to their seats for every minute of breathtaking(3) action, commercials will be replaced with product placement for everything from beer to carpet cleaning services(4), all delivered by the new company that will come from the merger of FedEx, eBay, and the Home Shopping Network.

      There will still be a few whiners who want 'quality' TV, but remember that at Ford, quality was Job 1, and where are they now? The few 'niche geeks' that resist the coming assimilation--I mean, program harmonization, will be pacified through subliminal messages we've started hiding in every YouTube video(5).

      Once this brave new world of entertainment has pacified--I mean satisfied the masses, the government can pursue the agenda it has sought all along, and has been denied the opportunity to do in the light of public scrutiny. That's right... they can move in to Disneyland!(6)

      ___

      (1)Actually not quite like them. Much prettier, thinner, less pimply. And smarter. Stronger too. But otherwise just like them.

      (2)Not completely ordinary... see above.

      (3)Not completely breathtaking. More mind-numbing, actually, but that's what we like in an audience.

      (4)Which will be necessary because the beer-buzzed masses will be too entranced by our breathtaking content (yes, I know, see above) to leave their seats.

      (5)You didn't take "Do no evil" seriously, did you?

      (6)Well what did you think? Seriously, what is the point of unrivaled political power anyway? Another triple bypass like Cheney? Eternal ridicule like Bush? Give me Disneyland any day!

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    4. Re:Missing the point by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      No. The point of having a channel is to maximize profits by creating low-cost thematic content that appeals to the majority of the viewing public.

      Doesn't seem to hurt Lifetime or Oxygen: the chick flick channels.

    5. Re:Missing the point by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      When your viewers are mainly intelligent people, you have a problem: They don't respond to advertising. One solution is to get advertisers who advertise products that your viewers *will* buy, but the simpler alternative is to adjust your viewership to include more of those people who will buy the things sold by the advertisers you can get.

      Remember, in television YOU are the product.

      I got into Cable TV *because* of the Sci-Fi channel. And the thing that made me interested was actually a DVD of the Sci-Fi Dune miniseries. And I had to opt for the expensive "Digital Cable" service in order to get Sci-Fi Channel. Together with my internet bill, I was spending like $150/month for TV... and the Sci-Fi channel *sucked.* I got rid of TV, and now just have cable internet service. If Sci-Fi produces another good DVD I might buy it, who knows? But I don't think I'll ever subscribe again.

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    6. Re:Missing the point by deadboy2000 · · Score: 1

      Well, Galactica is a show about alien robots in space ships in the distant future. On paper, that's exactly what the SciFi execs are trying to get away from.

    7. Re:Missing the point by Bo'Bob'O · · Score: 1

      I think it just shows what kind of morons these guys are. Have you been to a big geek-centric convention like the Comic-Con? It's by no means some sort of guys-only little club anymore. The sorts of interests typically associated with 'geeks' is probably one of the fastest growing and probably one of the largest disposable income groups out there right now, and they have been for more then a decade. But hay, if they can make money strictly by grabbing some channel surfers for 10 minutes, well, more power to them I guess; my TV will be off until someone decides to make something interesting again.

    8. Re:Missing the point by GravityStar · · Score: 1

      Now you also now your sister's opinion of you?

    9. Re:Missing the point by Nick+Ives · · Score: 1

      I like SciFi fluff, they have their own ghettos - everyone does!

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  38. "So they've renamed the channel?" by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

    - So they've renamed the channel?
    - Si.
    - Er, what is the new name?
    - Sy.
    - Sy?
    - Si.
    - Well, that's sounds like a terrible name.
    - Si.
    - I wonder what we can do about it.
    - Sue.
    - You think we should sue them?
    - Si.
    - I don't think we have the grounds to do that.
    - Sigh.

  39. I don't care if they change the name.. by dr_dank · · Score: 1

    But if they better not nix the Twilight Zone marathons.

    Even though all of the episodes are on DVD to be watched at any time, there's something to be said for the events that the marathons were.

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  40. syfy by flaming+error · · Score: 1

    Doesn't "syfy" mean "like syphillis"?

  41. Considering Galatica ends this weekend by Shivetya · · Score: 4, Funny

    what exactly is too keep me coming back? Rubber dinosaurs? I liked a few of their movies, mainly their take on Wizard of Oz was refreshing if a bit quirky, at least it wasn't a rehash. It was fun to watch.

    If it had not been for BSG I doubt I would know what is on their channel after they canceled Stargate.

    Sorry, I don't a commercial laden channel of crap, I got a few dozen more of these as it is. Their popularity isn't great because they cancel what people watch and load it all up with so many commercials you just have to TIVO it so you can fast forward through to get that 2 hour show back down to the 90 minutes it used to be. Weren't these the guys who ran original star trek episodes uncut but took 90 minutes to do it?

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    1. Re:Considering Galatica ends this weekend by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

      After BSG ends, really there's nothing to keep me watching Scifi or whatever they want to call themselves now. I'll probably see what becomes of the new Stargate series when it launches, but I'm not holding out a lot of hope. SG-1 - the cast, their characters, and the mythos - was awesome. SGA moderately sucked, but was watchable. SGU, well, ummm... yeeeaaaah. I'd rather they get back to what SG-1 was about - ancient cool alien stuff and badass alien overlords, fought off by a snarky guy (be it Jack or Cameron) and his team.

    2. Re:Considering Galatica ends this weekend by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry, I don't a commercial laden channel of crap

      What the heck this new meme of out verbs?

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    3. Re:Considering Galatica ends this weekend by maxume · · Score: 1

      They don't care. SciFi was a brand. They think they can build a better one. Given that relatively mediocre fantasy programming is still pretty expensive to produce, they can probably make more money while they are doing it.

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    4. Re:Considering Galatica ends this weekend by pdabbadabba · · Score: 1

      You really should Yahoo Answers more.

      [http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080929081340AAlgb21]

    5. Re:Considering Galatica ends this weekend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He accidentally the complete sentence structure.

    6. Re:Considering Galatica ends this weekend by Epistax · · Score: 1

      The. Whole. Fleshlight.

    7. Re:Considering Galatica ends this weekend by alexj33 · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up on BSG being the only thing worth watching.

      I am amazed that we haven't seen a three-way Cylon/Colonial/Vampire battle by now.

    8. Re:Considering Galatica ends this weekend by figurewmeat · · Score: 1

      I accidentally the whole name of the channel. ...is this dangerous?

    9. Re:Considering Galatica ends this weekend by powerlord · · Score: 1

      what exactly is too keep me coming back?

      New episodes of Doctor Who? (at some point)

      No access to Hulu?

      Love of wrestling?

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    10. Re:Considering Galatica ends this weekend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the heck this new meme of out verbs?

      It the new 4chan fad-desu.

    11. Re:Considering Galatica ends this weekend by m50d · · Score: 1

      You must new here.

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    12. Re:Considering Galatica ends this weekend by relguj9 · · Score: 1

      I just thought of something brilliant... make commercials in slow motion so when you fast forward on the DVR it goes in real time.

    13. Re:Considering Galatica ends this weekend by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      No... come back for the wrestling.

      because wrestling is so... syfy.

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    14. Re:Considering Galatica ends this weekend by Majestix · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you on this. With the cancellation of so much that was truly good, we are left with the occasional gem in a trough of crap. All the snake movies, and gator movie and spider movies, and knock offs of other movies... I remember when i used to enjoy watching SF. Now its my starting point to surf up FX or USA, or down to History or some such.

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  42. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Funny

    So Mark Twain hung out on 4chan?

  43. The positive side by Oligarcamel · · Score: 1

    I'm not offended, I just see it as though NBC are as lowbrow and pathetically retarded as the groups they appeal to. I feel if possible even more superior than before.

  44. Congratulations! by DeadDecoy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your IQ has just placed you within 1 stdev of mainstream intelligence. Prepare to laugh at fart jokes, cry at the plight of 2 dimensional characters, and rabidly justify gaping plot holes with the theory of intelligent design! We the broadcast executives in collaboration with the brain slug planet would like to thank you for your added support.

    1. Re:Congratulations! by Captain+Spam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      [...] cry at the plight of 2 dimensional characters [...]

      Er... perhaps you should clarify that "characters" means personalities, not character art. In my travels, I've found a fair amount of sci-fi geeks are quite willing to cry at the plights of two-dimensional animated characters. :-)

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    2. Re:Congratulations! by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Prepare to laugh at fart jokes

      Hey! That has nothing to do with intelligence! A funny fart joke is a funny joke, no matter how smart you are. And it seems like most fart jokes on TV are toungue-in-cheek anyway.

    3. Re:Congratulations! by Mex · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your IQ has just placed you within 1 stdev of mainstream intelligence. Prepare to laugh at fart jokes, cry at the plight of 2 dimensional characters, and rabidly justify gaping plot holes with the theory of intelligent design!

      Yes! Finally, I will learn to enjoy Star Trek: Nemesis!

    4. Re:Congratulations! by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      We the broadcast executives in collaboration with the brain slug planet would like to thank you for your added support.

      You forgot about ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

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    5. Re:Congratulations! by zmollusc · · Score: 3, Funny

      ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

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    6. Re:Congratulations! by BabyDave · · Score: 5, Funny

      Er, which "cheek" do you mean?

    7. Re:Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      {pat on head} You go right on believing that. Now go turn on the teevee and watch some of that Syfy.

    8. Re:Congratulations! by geobeck · · Score: 1

      And it seems like most fart jokes on TV are toungue-in-cheek anyway.

      Must... reach... brain bleach!

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    9. Re:Congratulations! by machine321 · · Score: 4, Funny

      cry at the plight of 2 dimensional characters

      Just because you don't like anime doesn't mean everyone who does enjoy it is dumb.

    10. Re:Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure ... but the main problem is, _funny_ fart jokes are few and far between. This is called a "generalization" -- we humans use them a lot to make points.

    11. Re:Congratulations! by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      Your IQ has just placed you within 1 stdev of mainstream intelligence. Prepare to laugh at fart jokes, cry at the plight of 2 dimensional characters, and rabidly justify gaping plot holes with the theory of intelligent design! We the broadcast executives in collaboration with the brain slug planet would like to thank you for your added support.

      This Public Service Announcement brought to you by Slurm. Remember, "It's Highly Addictive!"

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    12. Re:Congratulations! by witherstaff · · Score: 2, Funny

      I agree, I mean how is the Peter outfarts Michael Moore not laugh worthy?

    13. Re:Congratulations! by UncleTogie · · Score: 4, Interesting

      ...with geek cred, too: It may start OFF as "Dueling Banjos", but if my deafness isn't betraying me, the duet is from the old Atari 2600 game Vanguard {during the "diagonal" boards}...

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    14. Re:Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like their crappy original sci fi movies on saturday night? I thought they were just prepping for MST3K: The Next Generation.

    15. Re:Congratulations! by keeboo · · Score: 1

      Your IQ has just placed you within 1 stdev of mainstream intelligence. Prepare to laugh at fart jokes, cry at the plight of 2 dimensional characters, and rabidly justify gaping plot holes with the theory of intelligent design!

      Yes! Finally, I will learn to enjoy Star Trek: Nemesis!

      After that movie I'm sure Gene Roddenberry is brent-spinning in his grave.

      Oh my.. that was awful.

    16. Re:Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sure ... but the main problem is, _funny_ fart jokes are few and far between.

      Not true! For instance:

      What did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist?

      captcha: immature

    17. Re:Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew it was only a matter of time before this would happen. I saw this coming when they put wrestling on the channel.

    18. Re:Congratulations! by xmousex · · Score: 1

      exactly what i thought when i read that last sentence

      tounge-in-cheek fart jokes...?? gaaak

      my day is now complete.

    19. Re:Congratulations! by Lendrick · · Score: 1

      Hopefully not the one with the tongue in it. :p

    20. Re:Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Tongue in cheek?" The FCC will *definitely* want to hear about this...

    21. Re:Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Must... reach... brain bleach!"

      Just watch Fox News, it has the same effect and its the same target audience they are trying to pitch Syfy at.

      Maybe the stupid morons behind this name change think alienating their target audience is a good thing, in a pointless futile attempt to appeal to moronic Big Brother show watchers who hate anything scifi. Its incredible the depth of stupidity behind this name change.

      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - But then Syfy's new target audience wouldn't know this was said by Einstein.

    22. Re:Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No skin off my ass if you can't handle the truth.

      Or are you just too fucking retarded to understand Fox News?

    23. Re:Congratulations! by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

      Prepare to laugh at fart jokes

      Hey! That has nothing to do with intelligence! A funny fart joke is a funny joke, no matter how smart you are. And it seems like most fart jokes on TV are toungue-in-cheek anyway.

      William Faulkner can write a fart joke that'd really make you think.

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    24. Re:Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh come on, it's all for not with out the link!

      http://r33b.net/

    25. Re:Congratulations! by dwywit · · Score: 1

      And Aristophanes can write one that rhymes...

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    26. Re:Congratulations! by Miseph · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It bears mentioning that a statement is not necessarily false simply because it was presented as the conclusion of faulty logic.

      For example:

      I like strawberry ice cream
      Strawberry ice cream is tasty
      Anime sucks

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    27. Re:Congratulations! by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 4, Funny

      There was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags, and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies. Movies that had stories, so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!

      There go my mod points, but I had to...

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    28. Re:Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good post, sir, you have my congratulations

    29. Re:Congratulations! by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Whose tongue?

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    30. Re:Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

    31. Re:Congratulations! by Larryish · · Score: 1

      Can't find anything to argue with there.

      Strawberry ice cream FTW!!!11!

    32. Re:Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A +5 Interesting for explaining a fart joke.

      Bravo, mods. Bravo.

    33. Re:Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course that adding a dimension will also add to the complexity of the plot. Human actors are surely more capable of expressing human emotions that animated characters, aren't they?

      ...aren't they?

    34. Re:Congratulations! by tecnico.hitos · · Score: 1

      Of course, add a dimension will surely add up to the complexity of the plot. Human actors are surely more capable of expressing human emotions than animated characters too, aren't they?

      ...aren't they?

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    35. Re:Congratulations! by hypn0t0ad · · Score: 1

      ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

      yes, I am quite glorious, am I not? *basks in a mirror, humming*

      You like that don't you. You can't look away, can you?

    36. Re:Congratulations! by hypn0t0ad · · Score: 1

      *hums*

    37. Re:Congratulations! by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      James Joyce can write a fart joke so incomprehensible that you'll never realize it's a fart joke.

    38. Re:Congratulations! by Inner_Child · · Score: 1

      And Aristophanes can write one that rhymes...

      It's not like he hasn't written enough dick jokes, surely there's a fart joke or two in his plays.

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    39. Re:Congratulations! by Velocivus · · Score: 1

      Toungue?

      Which point are you trying to argue here?

    40. Re:Congratulations! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!

    41. Re:Congratulations! by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      cry at the plight of 2 dimensional characters

      Just because you don't like anime doesn't mean everyone who does enjoy it is dumb.

      yes, because anime is only mass-produced dreck and not an animated parallel to every other genre produced.

      In anime, as in live action, there are ground-breaking and deep works, and there is wooden, garbage slapstick.

      As is the stylized character of anime itself, however, the difference between the two tends to be much more polar. Crap is utter crap, and good is timeless.

      I suppose you could compare it to the consumers of mac products. They're made idiot proof, but hide a powerful unix backbone and the capacity to make the most of both OSS and proprietary structures, thus they attract people even more clueless than your average windows user, but also hardcore unix geeks who want a platform that will "just work" when they encounter situations where they don't have the luxury to tinker.

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    42. Re:Congratulations! by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      It bears mentioning that a statement is not necessarily false simply because it was presented as the conclusion of faulty logic.

      For example:

      I like strawberry ice cream
      Strawberry ice cream is tasty
      BadAnime sucks

      fixed that for you.

      Anime is a very polar genre. You get timeless, amazingly groundbreaking work, and you get utter, utter crap. Discriminating viewers relish anime for this quality, because finding the good works provides greater reward than combing live-action counterparts.

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    43. Re:Congratulations! by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Anime is a very polar genre. You get timeless, amazingly groundbreaking work, and you get utter, utter crap.

      And you get plenty of stuff in between. Which is really the case with all forms of media, isn't it?

    44. Re:Congratulations! by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      Anime is a very polar genre. You get timeless, amazingly groundbreaking work, and you get utter, utter crap.

      And you get plenty of stuff in between. Which is really the case with all forms of media, isn't it?

      I tend to notice little in the line of "stuff in between".

      There are people who know how to utilize animation to break constrictions imposed by live action, who use it to exhibit both visual and literary skill, and there are those who don't get it but are trying to pass things off because its a trend.

      I look forward to and hope for a return of this genre to its obscure but loyal niche. Until recently the saturation rate for good vs horrible works was much higher.

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    45. Re:Congratulations! by kalirion · · Score: 1

      I tend to notice little in the line of "stuff in between".

      There are people who know how to utilize animation to break constrictions imposed by live action, who use it to exhibit both visual and literary skill, and there are those who don't get it but are trying to pass things off because its a trend.

      And there are people who just make a relatively entertaining cartoon (which happens to be Japanese). Easy example - Naruto and Bleach. They're not great shows by any measure, but neither are they "utter, utter, crap." There are good episodes, and bad episodes, and painful filler episodes, but it's not terrible. Unless of course you're the sort of person who thinks every woman less attractive than Jessica Alba is an ugly hag.

    46. Re:Congratulations! by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Fart jokes may be good but they will never displace the all-time king of comedy: watching some poor schmuck get clobbered in the nuts.

      Nothing will ever, ever, EVER compare to the 'ol junk punch in the man business.

      To quote Homer Simpson: It works on so many levels!

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    47. Re:Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worst... Haiku... Ever.

  45. Are you shitting me? by PontifexMaximus · · Score: 1

    Well, I gotta say, I'm convinced now more than ever that I did the right thing canning my TV service. Oh, I have a TV. I just download my shows, burn them to DVD so the family can watch them, but that's it. I am APPALLED at this bullshit. Syfy? Really? What halfwit jackass marketing exec came up with nonsense? Obviously they don't have children. NO ONE shortens Sci-Fi to Syfy. It's SF always has been.

    Man, I'm gonna hate the loss of Eureka, since it was the only show worth watching on there now that Stargate is gone.

    Fucking idiots. I HATE marketing majors.

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  46. Did anyone else think that the new name by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    was a diminutive for an STD when you read it? "Stay away from her, she has a roaring case of Syfy".

  47. RE TAR DEAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    WOW - Someone in the marketing department REALY is trying to justify thier exeistance.

    This is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. And that is quite a but to say considering the news now a days.

    So stupid I had to post even though I am not registered here.

    This is RE-TAR-DEAD, (since we are changing everything up).

    SciFi - Stay SciFi. Dont alientate your core audience at the expense of people who may not be interested anyway.

  48. Fitting by chronos00 · · Score: 1

    Well now they will have an ignorant name to match the ignorant lineup. I don't think i could take any more of these lower-than-b-rated piece of monkey crap "original" movies they keep churning out faster then unwanted teen pregnancies on prom night.

  49. Translation: Sy Fy Channel Ayms to Shed Geeky Ymag by angrydotnerd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yn some unyverse, the name "Syfy" ys less geeky than the name "Sy Fy." Dave Howe, presydent of the Sy Fy Channel, ys bettyng yt's thys one.

    To that end, the 16-year-old networkâ"owned by NBC Unyversalâ"plans to announce that Syfy ys yts new name March 16 at yts upfront presentatyon to advertysers yn New York.

    Syfy logo

    "What we love about thys ys we hopefully get the best of both worlds," Mr. Howe sayd. "We'll get the herytage and the track record of success, and we'll buyld off of that to buyld a broader, more open and accessyble and relatable and human-fryendly brand."

    Sy Fy ys comyng off the best year yn yts hystory. Yn prymetyme yt ranked 13th yn total vyewers among ad-supported cable networks yn 2008. Yt's a top-10 network yn both adults 18 to 49 (up 4%) and adults 25 to 54 (up 6%).

    Duryng yts fourth-quarter earnyngs call, parent General Electryc sayd Sy Fy racked up a double-dygyt yncrease yn operatyng earnyngs despyte the begynnyngs of the recessyon.

    Nevertheless, there was always a sneakyng suspyyon that the name was holdyng the network back.

    "The name Sy Fy has been assoyated wyth geeks and dysfunctyonal, antysoyal boys yn theyr basements wyth vydeo games and stuff lyke that, as opposed to the general publyc and the female audyence yn partycular," sayd TV hystoryan Tym Brooks, who helped launch Sy Fy Channel when he worked at USA Network.

    Mr. Brooks sayd that when people who say they don't lyke syence fyctyon enjoy a fylm lyke "Star Wars," they don't thynk yt's syence fyctyon; they thynk yt's a good movye.

    "We spent a lot of tyme yn the '90s tryyng to dystance the network from syence fyctyon, whych ys largely why yt's called Sy Fy," Mr. Brooks sayd. "Yt's somewhat cooler and better than the name âSyence Fyctyon.' But even the name Sy Fy ys lymytyng."

    Mr. Howe sayd goyng to Syfy wyll make a dyfference.

    "Yt gyves us a unyque word and yt gyves us the opportunytyes to ymbue yt wyth the values and the perceptyon that we want yt to have," he sayd.
    Dave Howe

    Dave Howe

    Yn terms of televysyon, the new brand better reflects that the channel has programs that are not about the typycal sy-fy themes of space, alyens and the future.

    "We really do want to own the ymagynatyon space," Mr. Howe sayd. "We want to get the credyt for the range of content that we already have on our ayr and that we'll be doyng more of yn the future."

    Mr. Howe sayd Sy Fy looks at yts brandyng every couple of years. He added that when new executyves joyn the network, they usually ask yf yt has ever thought about changyng the name.

    The network worked wyth the brandyng consultancy Landor Assoyates and went through about 300 possybylytyes before selectyng Syfy.

    "When we tested thys new name, the thyng that we got back from our 18-to-34 techno-savvy crowd, whych ys quyte a lot of our audyence, ys actually thys ys how you'd text yt," Mr. Howe sayd. "Yt made us feel much cooler, much more cuttyng-edge, much more hyp, whych was kynd of bang-on what we wanted to achyeve communycatyon-wyse."

    The network plans to make the changeover July 7, when yt wyll launch the new seryes "Warehouse 13."

    The seryes, about a secret government faylyty yn South Dakota where all mysteryous relycs and supernatural souvenyrs are housed, ys emblematyc of the channel's programmyng dyrectyon.

    "Yt ys a dramedy and yt ys set yn the here and now. Yt's a kynd of an Yndyana Jones meets âMoonlyghtyng' meets âThe X-Fyles,'" Mr. Howe sayd. "Thys ys a very accessyble, relatable, fun show."

    The network wyll begyn bryefyng cable operators about the transytyon thys week and plans a trade ad campaygn yn Apryl as part of the upfront. The new campaygn wyll use the slogan "Ymagyne Greater," whych Mr. Howe thynks wyll resonate wyth both consumers and medya buyers.

    "Yt's a call to actyon," he sayd. "Look at the everyday and how you can turn yt to the extraordynary. Yt's an aspyratyonal, optymystyc message about enhanyng people's lyves."

  50. LOLWUT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We spent a lot of time in the '90s trying to distance the network from science fiction, which is largely why it's called Sci Fi," Mr. Brooks said. "It's somewhat cooler and better than the name 'Science Fiction.' But even the name Sci Fi is limiting."

    Fuck, then what differentiates you from the "We" network?? Go ahead & call it "My Li'l Ponies Channel" and be done with it. This is the reason why I don't bother watchin' TV anymore. It's ALL geared towards women now. What's the point anymore? I'm waiting for that pink April Fool's theme to come back to /. only this time it's a permament change. ... Sorry- that was way the hell offtopic, but I'm in a bad mood right now so, >

  51. And the highest Rated show on SyFy by RailGunner · · Score: 1, Informative

    will remain ECW.

    Yes, for over 2 years now the highest rated television show on the Scf-Fi channel is ECW, a wrestling show featuring the guys who aren't over enough to get on RAW or SmackDown!

  52. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1

    -Mark Twain. /Dude was ahead of his time.

    I saw that episode of ST:TNG too.

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  53. Feeling cooler is not actually cooler... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    From TFA:

    He added that when new executives join the network, they usually ask if it has ever thought about changing the name.

    New executives are stupid.

    When we tested this new name, the thing that we got back from our 18-to-34 techno-savvy crowd, which is quite a lot of our audience, is actually this is how you'd text it," Mr. Howe said. "It made us feel much cooler, much more cutting-edge, much more hip, which was kind of bang-on what we wanted to achieve communication-wise.

    Feel cooler, maybe, but not actually cooler. Yes, yes, change the name. Make it easier to "text". Now that's "cutting-edge".

    What the fuck is "SyFy" suppose to mean anyway - SciFi for people who lisp?
    God-damn marketing morons.

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    1. Re:Feeling cooler is not actually cooler... by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      From TFA:

      He added that when new executives join the network, they usually ask if it has ever thought about changing the name.

      New executives are stupid.

      When we tested this new name, the thing that we got back from our 18-to-34 techno-savvy crowd, which is quite a lot of our audience, is actually this is how you'd text it," Mr. Howe said. "It made us feel much cooler, much more cutting-edge, much more hip, which was kind of bang-on what we wanted to achieve communication-wise.

      Feel cooler, maybe, but not actually cooler. Yes, yes, change the name. Make it easier to "text". Now that's "cutting-edge".

      What the fuck is "SyFy" suppose to mean anyway - SciFi for people who lisp? God-damn marketing morons.

      Wouldn't this be a bit like Microsoft changing the name of Windows to MS/Linux because they want to appeal to Open-source users?

      Not that the scifi (oops, I mean syfy) channel has had much to do with SciFi for a very long time, but I think it makes rather terrible sense to change your official name to match the usage of/make it easier for such an assinine medium as SMS TXT.

      In other news, has anyone else noticed that the cartoon network has been showing more and more live action fare, and less of the animated stuff? Even Adult Swim is mostly crap these days. And they hardly even show new stuff that's any good. And none of the cartoons I used to watch it for. Thundercats Ho!

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    2. Re:Feeling cooler is not actually cooler... by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      New executives are like the series they cancel, expected to increase profits before they get a chance to hit their stride and are rapidly fired, making room for the next failure to be.

  54. Windows Vista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NBC is taking a page out of Microsoft's play-book. It wasn't broken so they decided to fix it.

  55. Humm, Why am I a bad demographic? by BrookHarty · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "The name Sci Fi has been associated with geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that, as opposed to the general public and the female audience in particular,â said TV historian Tim Brooks, who helped launch Sci Fi Channel when he worked at USA Network.

    So, as a father of 4, working the tech sector for over a decade, early adopter in tech, when it comes to TV, I'm a horrible demographic to want? I'm not the general audience because I am a geek and a man?! WTF!? Thats f'cking sexist and rude.

    I'm rather insulted by these guys statement. The whole statement is a slam. Maybe they should be paying attention how well sci-fi does in the movie theaters, how well our demographic buys electronics...

    Dave Howe and Tim Brooks, you both need a good punch in the nose for those comments and selling out the people who watched and supported that channel.

    Oh, and good choice on the new name, now it sound like a disease. syfylis.

    1. Re:Humm, Why am I a bad demographic? by SilverJets · · Score: 1

      I was a geek long before it was chic. I played D&D growing up, had one of the first home video console games, had one of the first home computers, shopped at Radio Shack to buy electronics components so I could follow the designs and plans in early do-it-yourself hobby electronics magazines, etc. So I laugh at people like the guy in the article. They wouldn't know science fiction if Asimov, Bradbury, and Heinlein hit them over the head with it while dancing naked. I've NEVER been their demographic because most of the crap they produce isn't actual SF. They can have their syfy-lis, while I snicker at the posers they really are.

    2. Re:Humm, Why am I a bad demographic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should realign your perspective of this a bit. I mean, Tim Brooks was one of the founders of the original channel (with a very different lineup and target demographic). I don't think pointing out that a demographic is mostly "geeks" (as vague as that is) is really an insult, and it is not an insult to say that that group of predominantly male "geeks" is not the general public. You could pretty much replace "geeks" here with the term "Sci-Fi lit/art/production enthusiasts."
      This is clearly not the general public, and a huge male demographic is also by definition not representative of the "general public."

      So, for one thing, you are not the general audience not because you're a geek and a man, but because you are only one person. It's not sexist and rude. Furthermore, if the audience is mostly male geeks, then that is by definition the "general audience", but in this case, the "general audience" is not representative of the "general public." There's nothing sexist about it, it's just a fact.

      Now, the real issue is that the golden era of the much-hyped 500 channels on TV was short-lived and is over with and most likely not coming back. In the mid to late 90s there was a massive growth in "enthusiast" and narrow demographic channels that had original (although relatively low budget) programming (though this trend started with the very beginning of "cheap" satellite to cable distribution). (There were 6 Discovery channel networks and some of them had some pretty neat targeted programming... and The Learning Channel (why isn't that called The Fucking Child Rearing Channel at this point) actually was pretty geeky too.
      The History channel had a much less "popular" programming lineup about 12 years.
      The fact that a Sci-Fi channel was one of them simply confirms the notion that the creators felt there was a financial viability targeting the "Sci-Fi enthusiast" like you.

      What this announcement is confirming is that the increasingly conglomerated owners of these channels are gambling that targeting to the "general public" or universal demographic will be more profitable than targeting a narrower demographic. The gamble comes because of going from a near monopoly in the former market space to an extremely competitive space. The money in this market is getting far more diluted since virtually every other cable network is doing the same damn thing. Apparently the decision makers theorize that despite all the new costs (including the loss of monopoly on their "key") that the new way will make more money.

      Saving a complete about-face on the part of the major media houses, targeted special interest channels are never coming back.

      The only good thing in this climate is that we do have the Internet, and ShD (shit-definition) video broadcast is virtually free, and LD (low-definition) is only a little more costly. Unfortunately, there isn't much money around in what is an essentially independent scene for the production of high-quality programs in the "narrow target" discipline (whether this be Sci-Fi, computer hacking, gaming, or crocheting). Unfortunately there are just not too many well-produced, consistent channels on YouTube, yet.

      Yeah and it sucks too that the rights of a lot of programming is owned by media conglomerates, who are fine to just sit on it (though there is a glimmer of hope with the emergence of services like Hulu).

      Look at today's lineups of these channels:
      SciFi, TLC, A&E, MTV (this one everyone knows about) and you realize that the name of the network is an anachronism simply remaining because no one has bothered to rebrand.

      In case I came off the wrong way, I'm really not disagreeing on the essence of your sentiment in any way, but I think there is more to it then just one or two people "selling-out," This is simply a trend that is a direct result of the continued conglomeration and production centralization of media and distribution companies and the trend of projecting earnings from focus-group studies and other trendy marketing studies that were sold by someone that was only sober/awake through 50% of Econometrics and Statistics class.

    3. Re:Humm, Why am I a bad demographic? by GravityStar · · Score: 1

      I really love this part of the article "geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games" in relation to this "will launch as both a subscription-based, massively multiplayer online game..."

      They can just shut down the MMO development now and save some money.

    4. Re:Humm, Why am I a bad demographic? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      So, as a father of 4, working the tech sector for over a decade, early adopter in tech, when it comes to TV, I'm a horrible demographic to want? I'm not the general audience because I am a geek and a man?! WTF!? Thats f'cking sexist and rude.

      It's because you're less likely to spend money in response to advertising. Everyone understands that TV networks are in business to deliver a product to their customers, but too many people are under the mistaken impression that the product is the programming and the customers are the viewers. Actually, the product is the viewers and the customers are the advertisers. The sole purpose of the content is to generate a product to sell to the advertisers, and young single males are the most valuable class of product, so the networks will try to refine their content in order to attract the most valuable products to sell.

      Unfortunately, good quality science fiction shows are much more expensive than reality TV, and experience has shown that the latter is just as good at attracting high-value viewers as the former. Not the same viewers, of course, but that's not a criteria - the networks don't feel they owe us anything; we're just a product to be sold, except there are other viewers they can sell just as well as us.

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    5. Re:Humm, Why am I a bad demographic? by antirelic · · Score: 1

      This change is just another example of dumb chasing dumber. Unfortunately, I think the execs at NBC missed the whole "market crashed" thing, and the stupid people no longer have unlimited and unreasonable credit lines available to them meaning: just because the "geek, male" market may be small, there is a very reasonably good chance that this "niche" market will retain its purchasing power through a market turn down. Why? Because we are not fucking stupid. How do you tell stupid? Take people who believe wrestling is real. Do you think these people are going to be buying new cars or renting rent controlled trailers?

      Geeks are and will always be the best demographic. They are the ultimate in disposable income, high purchase price, items because they dont waste their money on more nickle and dime type things (such as friends, girl friends, going out to parties, etc..). Of course... whats the chances of an advertising exec reading slashdot... or reading at all... anything more than what can fit onto the screen of a PDA....

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    6. Re:Humm, Why am I a bad demographic? by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed. Isn't it funny that they do this the same week that the top two movies at the box office are "Race to Witch Mountain" and "Watchmen"? Both of these movies are the kind of movies that appeal to "dysfunctional, antisocial boys". For the record though, the only reason I think it's that way around is because an R rated movie always has lower box office than a PG-13 one...

      Well you know what? Those "dysfunctional, antisocial boys" grew up a decade ago and are now the parents of (let's face it) spoiled kids, drive nice cars and still tend to go out and spend money on things they really like just because they can.

      Don't worry about them... their opinion is at least a decade or more out of date. Being a geek is no longer seen as some sort of social disease... and geeks typically earn significantly more than their non-geek counterparts. Howe and Brooks clearly don't understand the "tech-savvy" crowd... and so their ignorance is obviously reflected in their statements. Don't stress about that... they'll learn the hard way.

      On the bright side, this gives me one more reason to drop cable entirely... if it weren't for the kids channels now I'd probably just say goodbye to cable entirely.

    7. Re:Humm, Why am I a bad demographic? by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

      It's because you're less likely to spend money in response to advertising.

      Hmm... I'd disagree with your assertion there. GP said himself he's a father of four... I'd presume that since he's here he's probably somewhere in the 18-45 range, so his kids are probably pre-teen... just like mine.

      Kids will respond to advertising... and that response to advertising is infectious. I find that I respond far better to advertising when I'm watching something I enjoy... like Battlestar Galactica... particularly when I've been watching TV or playing games with my kids. Their excitement rubs off on you... and as a result yes, I do tend to look first at items that are advertised during my favourite shows.

      Thankfully, those favourite shows are all ending... that way I can just focus on my kids and get my entertainment elsewhere... and maybe drop down to a cheaper cable package :)

    8. Re:Humm, Why am I a bad demographic? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      That may be true, of course, but as long as the advertisers don't think it's true, it doesn't matter.

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    9. Re:Humm, Why am I a bad demographic? by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

      LOL... how true. But really, isn't that just an example of why the old money-making model is dying? It's not because of bittorrent; it's because those people have lost touch with their audience to the point that they are actively driving them away.

      Pretty soon, the networks will have no product left to sell the advertisers. Then what will they do?

      I find it ironic that these same people making these decisions are probably the same right-wing conservative christians who denounce Darwinian-style evolution...

    10. Re:Humm, Why am I a bad demographic? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Pretty soon, the networks will have no product left to sell the advertisers. Then what will they do?

      If only that were true! Sadly, people still watch television. LOTS of people. And most of them prefer to pay a monthly subscription fee and put up with a severely compressed 4:3 video stream (which they stretch to fill their 16:9 screen), instead of just setting up an antenna.

      (Obviously not everyone is within range of a clear ATSC signal, and many people do want cable/satellite programming. That's fine. Mangling the aspect ratio always bothers me, though.)

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    11. Re:Humm, Why am I a bad demographic? by Majestix · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...what say you and I find this guy and work him over in an alley. I'll beat him with my slide rule. You shove your pocket protector in his mouth to keep him quiet.

      No really, im a father of 3 and working in the tech sector about as long. Amazing what some people are paid to come up with isnt it.

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  56. The beginning of the end by dj245 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I remember when TLC was "The Learning Channel". They had all sorts of great stuff on there, including Junkyard Wars and fistfuls of great documentaries. Then they drove Junkyard wars into the ground, brought in a bunch of "Pimp my X" and "Flip this House" shows. Now the channel is dead to me.

    A similar thing happened recently to the Discovery Channel. Anyone who thinks that Mythbusters has science content is kidding themselves.

    Looks like the Scifi channel is next. Stargate has no new episodes, the "good ol' shows" like Farscape and the Outer Limits are banished to 1AM in the morning, and now the name change.

    I see lots of great channels being run into the ground. Does anyone know any that are rising to the top?

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    1. Re:The beginning of the end by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Stargate has no new episodes

      You mean SG-1 and Atlantis have no new episodes. I'd be rather disappointed if Universe is somehow introduced without any new episodes! :-P

    2. Re:The beginning of the end by deadboy2000 · · Score: 1

      I see lots of great channels being run into the ground. Does anyone know any that are rising to the top?

      AMC: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Sopranos reruns

      FX: Damages, Sons or Anarchy, Rescue Me

      nuff said

    3. Re:The beginning of the end by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Awesome! I didn't even know about Universe until you mentioned this. I'm afraid it'll suck, but at least I have more SG to look forward to. Looks like they'll be wrapping up Atlantis with a DVD, too.

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    4. Re:The beginning of the end by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

      Watch them cancel it after 1 season because "It dosn't go with their new image"

      I really wish I was kidding.

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    5. Re:The beginning of the end by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


      Does anyone know any that are rising to the top?

      Hulu. BitTorrent.

      I'm not even kidding. What Google is doing to the newspaper industry, Hulu will do to TV in a decade.

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    6. Re:The beginning of the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who thinks that Mythbusters has science content is kidding themselves.

      What really pisses me off, is when they conclude in lines like: "I couldn't hit the target with a gun from 50 yards, so this myth is BUSTED!" Have they _ever_ heard of the scientific method?

    7. Re:The beginning of the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      grrr... anyone who says mythbusters has no science content doesn't understand 'science'. sure it's pretty amateur/primitive science, but it's science all the same.

    8. Re:The beginning of the end by mzs · · Score: 1

      Are yo kidding? Years ago the last time I had cable AMC just appeared. It played older great movies. Movies that were next to impossible to find at video rental places and libraries. Now it looks to be mostly TV shows, ones that you can very easily find on NetFlix, libraries, and if you don't care to wait torrent sites. AMC is in decline.

    9. Re:The beginning of the end by PJ1216 · · Score: 1

      Anyone who confuses "science content" with "scientific method" is kidding themselves. It has science content, they just don't adhere strictly to the scientific method. i'll admit sometimes i disagree with their conclusiveness (even if i don't always disagree with the conclusion), but I still find it entertaining. Can you imagine if they had to actually follow the scientific method? It wouldn't be nearly as entertaining. As it stands, they may get some people turned on to the various fields of science through entertainment as opposed to making people think science is ridiculously boring (which as a spectator sport, it is).

    10. Re:The beginning of the end by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      I'm old enough to remember when MTV died the same self-inflicted death. 20 years later its zombie corpse is still stumbling around asking after brains (and presumably raking in dough), but it is nothing like it used to be back before the suits killed it.

    11. Re:The beginning of the end by Big+Boss · · Score: 1

      Given how badly SGA sucked even compared to later seasons of SG1, SGU not having any new episodes might be preferable!

    12. Re:The beginning of the end by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      TNT and USA are becoming better, but then again I suspect it's the lack of quality programming from the wholesale destruction of these networks.

      Ever since scifi cancelled mst3k and ran andromeda into the ground it became known to all discriminating viewers as a place where good shows go to die.

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    13. Re:The beginning of the end by NereusRen · · Score: 1

      "Anyone who thinks that Mythbusters has science content is kidding themselves."

      Zombie Feynman disagrees with you. (And so do I -- it's best to stay on the good side of the genius undead.)

  57. They should stop pushing Grade Z shows. by MarkvW · · Score: 1

    After Stargate, there's not much left any more. Maybe their problem is quality, not brand identification.

  58. Is that like BDSM? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    SF seeks DS for M & S

     

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    1. Re:Is that like BDSM? by techess · · Score: 2, Funny

      and of course since I'm such a geek I immediately think Mulder & Scully for M & S.

      We used to have X-files viewing parties at my dorm where we'd have bowls of M & M's mixed w/ Skittles to get M & S. The freaky kids next door would mix Skittles with M & M's to get S & M's :)

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  59. That's it: I'm an atheist again, dammit! by macraig · · Score: 1

    To hell with trying to placate people by trying to describe myself as a "bright" or "humanist" or whatever or whatever term is politically correct this month. If people are too stupid to use an objective definition of a word rather than some emotionally-charged mental imagery, then they're not worth the effort on my part. NBC/Syfy can coddle them if it wants, since clearly it seems to want to part those fools from their money.

  60. What about Canada? by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

    In Canada, our version of the channel is called "Space" - Of if you prefer the longer version: "Space, the Imagination Station."

    1. Re:What about Canada? by gaderael · · Score: 1

      Which, thank the FSM, still sticks to showing SciFi. Stuff like all the Star Treks, BSG, Stargate and Stargate: Atlantis. Not to forget good, and corny movies. Plus all the weird documentaries and shows they have on earlier in the morning about aliens, UFos, Bigfoot, and whatnot.

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    2. Re:What about Canada? by Garwulf · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but Space is actually good, and is not affiliated with the Sci-Fi network. I think it's right now owned by Global.

      The stories I've heard about the Sci-Fi Network have been pretty cringeworthy for a while, though...

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  61. Re:Legal need? Huh?! by neowolf · · Score: 1

    They have used the name "Sci Fi" for many years now, and it all-of-the-sudden (sorry Stewie) has become a legal issue?

    If anything- I suppose someone could sue them for false advertising as implied by their name, given the waning amount of SF content they provide.

  62. NBC vs. AIG by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1

    My IQ just dropped 20 points reading that.

    Seriously. And here I thought AIG had a lock on the crown of corporate stupidity.

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    1. Re:NBC vs. AIG by mehemiah · · Score: 1

      seeing how they some how continue get money while giving the US Gov the middle finger, I don't think they're the stupid ones. Someone explain, (i know, off topic) how government grant money can be legally misused

  63. When my wife sees the scifi planet logo - she has by jvin248 · · Score: 1

    to switch stations. Argues about it. Even if it's a movie/show she might actually like, the watermark logo drives her to distraction. Her Dad used to watch trek and we grew up in the days of single-tv households. So now I suffer if there is a bit of SF I might want to watch.

  64. Look on the bryght syde... by Atario · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe this will finally reverse that stupid shift that took place in the early 1980s where every girl's name that ends with an -ee sound was changed to -i. (E.g., Debbie --> Debbi, Cindy --> Cindi, Tammy --> Tammi, etc.)

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    1. Re:Look on the bryght syde... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Maybe this will finally reverse that stupid shift that took place in the early 1980s where every girl's name that ends with an -ee sound was changed to -i. (E.g., Debbie --> Debbi, Cindy --> Cindi, Tammy --> Tammi, etc.)

      And SanDeE*?

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  65. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by tchuladdiass · · Score: 1

    I can almost make out the whole thing, but where did that "a" with the "^" over it, followed by the quote character, come from? I don't remember seeing that in the original Mark Twain quote.

  66. Obligatory by Stormwatch · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's dead, Jim.

  67. Focus shifting by meerling · · Score: 1

    The Sci-Fi channel was created because a study determined that overwhelmingly the public wanted a new channel that focused on - - - Science Fiction... In fact, it was over twice as popular as any other choice.

    Now we have Sci-Fi showing tons of marginal or completely unrelated garbage. For example, I know wrestling is fictional, but then again, so are political speeches... (Though I do see how Comedy Central has justification to cover the presidential elections.)

    I guess they've so totally lost focus with what they were meant to be that they are flailing about trying to help themselves. Too bad they think rebranding will solve their issues, when the problem is they've strayed from their foundation and purpose.


    And just a side note: I agree with the other posters that SyFy only brings to mind Syphilis.

  68. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Extended glyph copy and paste error:
    http://www.plainlanguage.gov/examples/humor/marktwain.cfm

  69. Submoronic asshattery abounds by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What this chumwits fail to realize is that geek is bigger and broader than ever. Consider the inroads computers and video games have made into the landscape. Video games are an umpty-billion dollar a year industry and are either threatening to or have already surpassed music and movies as the biggest consumer entertainment market. This really surprises me. I mean, I like gaming but I didn't think it was that huge but there it is.

    There's always been a demand for escapism entertainment. Now you can argue about hard SF and sci-fi like geeks argue trekker vs. trekkie. It doesn't really matter -- escapism is huge. Now you could be talking comic book fantasy or spaceships and aliens scifi or brooding sexual vamps and werewolves, it doesn't matter. Those of the female persuasion have embraced this sort of thing just as vigorously as the boys. Let's not overlook the amazingly huge impact of Japanese media as well -- manga, anime, etc.

    The difficulty the big media types have here is they want to go for the biggest audience. They're still stuck in the 50's when a popular show could capture half the audience across the entire country. They simply can't abide by the idea of serving a niche and serving it well, keeping the overhead low so that they can enjoy a modest, dependable income.

    There's a huge market out there for brain-boggling entertainment. People want the unusual, want the unexpected. The problem is that the Sci-Fi Channel has insisted on doing it in the most ignorant, pigheaded, and insulting manner possible.

    For starters, Sci-Fi Channel Original Movies universally mean piss awful drek spanked together with the most miserable of standards, CGI monster of the week crap that's poorly conceived, written, acted, and directed. Rod Serling was able to create art with crappy cameras and a SFX budget of cigar butts and sawdust. Sci-Fi doesn't care. They just want to crank out low-expectation shit and expect people to lap it up. What about when they put that contemptible fuckspat John Edwards on? Not the presidential candidate but the spook whisperer. How in the hell is this sci-fi? And what about that Ghost Hunters crap? I can well appreciate the odd UFO and cryptid show but Sci-Fi stuck to this tabloid crap the way the History Channel clings to WWII shows.

    I think the biggest problem they have here is that their product is aimed at bright geeks but management wants to market it to idiot chump TV watchers who throw money at anything with tits and explosions. Proper geeks will either Tivo what they want to watch or buy the DVD's -- advertising-supported television will simply not be cost-effective here. But this is going to be the future, folks. People are getting used to watching their TV curled up in bed on the laptop or on the train with the ipod or just plug the computer into the TV and watch the torrent. People have demonstrated they will pay money to watch the show but they're not going to pay through the nose. And there are so many new areas of entertainment to explore, the market for old school passives is going to keep suffering from greater competition.

    I think what we're seeing here is the same cause for the failure of Air America. Right wing radio listeners tend to be whiter, older, and have grown up listening to radio. There's not many converts amongst the youth. The target audience for Air America, the liberals, tend to be less likely to listen to radio to begin with and more likely to be getting their news and views from alternative media or television. This was a fight Air America could not win because the market simply wasn't there, even as Air America hosts in other venues such as Rachel Maddow are enjoying phenomenal success.

    Once Galactica is finished will they even have anything scifi-related in the line-up? I know they canned the Dresden Files on account of being too expensive and the push to end Galactica is along similar lines. What, are these people stupid? Do they not realize scifi shows are always the most expensive there are to produce and have been so sinc

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    1. Re:Submoronic asshattery abounds by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      What this chumwits fail to realize is that geek is bigger and broader than ever. Consider the inroads computers and video games have made into the landscape. Video games are an umpty-billion dollar a year industry and are either threatening to or have already surpassed music and movies as the biggest consumer entertainment market.

      More correctly, the number of people doing geek like stuff is larger than ever... but that doesn't make them geeks.

    2. Re:Submoronic asshattery abounds by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is that what you've said is way to intelligent to be appreciated by anyone involved in this position.

      You've got to realise that this isn't smart people attempting to market to idiots. This is clueless idiots attempting to market to other idiots.

      As you've said, it's the new age of never being happy with a good return, always working on ways to make it better, and inexplicably this appears to be at the cost of the existing audience.

      It's very strange that they are obviously attempting to market away from the sci-fi crowd that will buy the books and the figurines and the dvds, to the 'syfy' crowd that might talk about the show over the water cooler and join the facebook fan club, never putting in a dollar.

      Although, interesting enough, they are the crowd that will sit there and just continue watching the ads, enthralled. The sci-fi crowd, using myself as an example, will generally have a (nerd) magazine handy, a PSP or DS lying nearby, or at the very least the remote in hand to watch anything else but the ads. Maybe this is more of a concern to the powers that be than anything else.

    3. Re:Submoronic asshattery abounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TV is dead anyway, The real geeks and nerds have harnessed the internet in the place of TV, which has never much catered to that demographic. Sci-fi and techtv tried (and in techtv's case.. did) but because TV is essentially run by the MBAs, pencil pushers, and upper management that suffers from narcissism and were the types who usually bully others to get to where they're at, is it any shock that this is the case? These people cannot see beyond their own interests and their own noses, and have broad stereotypes of demographics and people in general.

      Some examples:
      "Everyone who isn't me is stupid and weak and will like what I tell them to like"

      "This demographic likes this because I liked this when I was that age."

      and the classic:

      "Hey, let's cancel what people want because it costs too much for us to run and produce, let's put on some attention whores filmed by people who have high school video class experience on the cheap instead! We'll make millions, even if we lose customers because we'll sue or block any alternatives they seek through bogeymen like piracy."

      Entertainment companies no longer exist to entertain, they exist to control what we should be entertained by. Which is why the big media are backers of tiered internet. Where they and they alone get artificial control over a free medium. Which is my main reason for opposing tiering the internet. I don't want to be told what I will like. I like my entertainment to be entertaining and politically incorrect, and offensive to many, and sometimes adult in nature. Networks, even channels like Showtime and HBO cannot do that like the internet can.

    4. Re:Submoronic asshattery abounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      chumwits and umpty-billion. You already had me there, no need to go further.

    5. Re:Submoronic asshattery abounds by SoulRider · · Score: 1

      Their inane ability to cut and run when something is at the height of its popularity seems to be a trademark practice of most American media companies. As is their tendency to beat old dead trends to death after they realized they cut and run at the wrong time. This probably explains why 90% of what they put out is crap. Media and marketing do not mix well.

    6. Re:Submoronic asshattery abounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about when they put that contemptible fuckspat John Edwards on? Not the presidential candidate but the spook whisperer. How in the hell is this sci-fi? And what about that Ghost Hunters crap?

      You have to admit those are both clearly fictional programs, just not science fiction. I gave hope for the now SyFy channel when they put ads for the biggest douche in the universe, John Edwards, on heavy rotation. Personally, I'd like to see the channel die, so someone else can fill the niche.

  70. How to protest this by Atario · · Score: 1

    Insist on pronouncing it "siffie". Also, snicker a bit afterward.

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    1. Re:How to protest this by Xupa · · Score: 1

      You beat me to it.

  71. This is just too stupid by ITJC68 · · Score: 1

    Leave the name alone and stop messing with the content. If the content doesn't match a certain target criteria then create a new Channel!! DUH!! G4 is another prime example. Sorry but when it was the TechTV and they have shows about computers (Leo comes to mind)it was fun. Not just another TVLand wannabe. This is what happens when TV gets over run by network executives. All the original content that really draws viewers is run out. Then a name change and then a different genre. Sorry folks but us computer geeks like shows with Linux and other operating systems being shown the general public and where you could ask questions while being entertained. I bet the black helicopter theorists will start with M$ did that to stiffle competition.

  72. It's a trick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a trick to see which of us would recognize a pedobear!

  73. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by kamochan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wait. What. Mark Twain invented Danish?

  74. Re:SF! ... But they had to EpicFail by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 4, Interesting

    See, this is why PHB needs to go back to their retreats and stay away.

    SF used to be the preferred correct name as well. "SciFi" was considered a bastardized derivative. But we sorta lived with it because it was a language-shift thing.

    So now they had to go with a completely useless name that fails ALL counts. Beautiful.

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  75. ....omfg by stonedcat · · Score: 0

    If scifi isn't completely dead by the time battlestar ends, it will be soon. This is just the last nail.

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  76. Re:BGRR! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    "BGRR Requires the Information on Who To Blame for the Name"

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  77. Sci-Fi Lost it's appeal years ago by Diagonis · · Score: 1

    Personally i have not gone to the sci-fi channel for my daily fix of Science Fiction in years. Probably not since Richard Dean Anderson left Stargate. Netflix is my new home to get my geeky fix. So many great shows that for some reason never make it back on tv.

  78. Sci-Fi got written off years ago. by sdaemon · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sci-Fi to fans: "No, it's SyFy!"
    Fans to Sci-Fi: "EetADik. You never should have canceled Farscape."

    1. Re:Sci-Fi got written off years ago. by sdaemon · · Score: 1

      I guess that should be EetADyk, actually...

  79. It's about time by g051051 · · Score: 1

    They stopped being about real Sci Fi a long time ago. This name much better reflects the actual content, and might help stop unsuspecting sci-fi fans from accidentally watching it.

    1. Re:It's about time by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      They stopped being about real Sci Fi a long time ago.

      Would that be when they scheduled Braveheart?

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    2. Re:It's about time by g051051 · · Score: 1

      No, when they added wrestling, and "Crossing Over with John Edward".

  80. What is there to watch anymore? by Cyphertube · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I haven't watched much of Sci Fi in a while. I used to watch Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis, but they're done. I would have continued watching Battlestar Galactica, but it kept jumping around, so now I'm waiting and just getting it on DVD.

    Nothing else had really jumped out at me lately. But then again, ever since the whole Farscape fiasco, it's been clear that the management doesn't have a clue how to run a channel that is targeted towards a particular interest group and then use that for better advertising prices.

    The more this crap goes on, the more likely I am to stop watching a lot of TV and just buy stuff on DVD or watch it on the Internet.

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    1. Re:What is there to watch anymore? by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

      "would have continued watching Battlestar Galactica"

      Dammit! I don't know any good FTL jokes.

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  81. I wouldn't watch SyFy even if by crovira · · Score: 1

    they had "Man vs. Machine" death-match combats with the victor tearing the loser apart, either rivet by rivet or gibbet by gibbet.

    They screwed the pooch years ago.

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  82. Re:"Cannot Trademark" by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    So they had a fairly "open name" and they left it for a Proprietary Solution? Is Microsoft or the **AA helping?

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  83. Once Battlestar Galactica is over.. by Phizzle · · Score: 1

    Their name will be Buh Bye.

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  84. epitaph by PMuse · · Score: 2, Interesting

    SyFy: Though market studies clearly showed room for a mainstream channel catering to action/tech/paranormal fare, the stigma of having been the "Sci Fi" channel doomed NBC Universal's efforts to woo mainstreamers from the start.

    SciFi: The channel formerly known as SciFi abandoned its core audience in 2010 an attempt to lure mainstreamers away from Fox. Immediately, a trio of new channels emerged in the unpopulated geek fringes. The strongest of these was soon purchased by News Corp., allowing it starve the former SciFi channel of geeks as well as mainstreamers.

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  85. It's an excellent time to abandon the audience!! by SlappyBastard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The audience is going to abandon Sci-Fi after BSG airs its last episode anyhow. After that, they ain't got a pot to piss in.

    So, NBCU has decided to do to SyFy what it did to all the other peacock channels: dumb them down to the point eh shows don't require writers or competent actors. Christ -- the new Knight Rider is probably going to get yet another season!! Some day we're going to look back and think Idiocracy was a documentary about the gold age of American intellect.

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  86. Cool name: Syfy = filth [in polish] by jw3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is, indeed, an interesting coincidence. "Syf" (sing.) or "syfy" (plur.) in polish means filth, scum, acne and also syphilis: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/syf. Makes also an interesting metatextual link to another recent Slashdot submission because of the common saying "syf i malaria" (syphylis and malaria) denoting a complete and utter mess, SNAFU etc.

    j.

    1. Re:Cool name: Syfy = filth [in polish] by rossz · · Score: 1

      Seems appropriate considering the crap they put on now. Seriously, does anyone watch that horrid ghost hunting show? I could only tolerate about 10 minutes of it before my lower intestine rebelled and leaped up to sever my spinal column.

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    2. Re:Cool name: Syfy = filth [in polish] by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      Indeed, the schoolboy slang I used had "siffy" (from "syphilis") as somewhere between "disgusting", "contaminated" and "unclean". Modern slang along those lines would be "minging" (UK) or "gross" (US).

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    3. Re:Cool name: Syfy = filth [in polish] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the shoe fits. Wear it. They will and the Sci-Fi channel that I used to love will be no more, it's there after Friday's episode of BSG. Their loss and my gain? Time won't tell as I don't have cable, etc TV. Haven't for about 4 years no. Pink Floyd said it best... "13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from." Now it's what? 300... 400... 5000... And IMHO all the ads are inane blather from corporations competing with each other for me to to buy their products.

      Like the **AA's (and I am NOT going to bash them here.) The entertainment industry, (**IS's, TV, Movies, Radio, Gaming Industry) is much more competitive now than it was 10 or 15 years ago. The Sci-Fi channel has totally been destroyed by NBC Universal IMHO. I HATE marketing people. Even in the companies I have worked for. They are and always will be clueless.

      My wife (soon to be ex) are geeks. I remember living in San Antonio after we got married in 1977. Had the slew of cable channels. We saw a couple of commercials for the Sci-Fi channel and PESTERED the local office to add it to their line-up. Took about 3 years IIRC. The wait was **WAY** worth it. Loved watching their limited programming but I always looked forward to watching what few shows they offered because those were GOOD. Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, Classic Sci-Fi movies; the original Thing was one.Legend of Hell House and many, many more! A nitch market for sure but they had us hooked! And now... it's going to yet another channel that I won't give a shit about.

      Fuck TV.

    4. Re:Cool name: Syfy = filth [in polish] by tomcode · · Score: 1

      That makes no sense. How would your average Sci-Fi watcher ever have the opportunity to contract syphilis?

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    5. Re:Cool name: Syfy = filth [in polish] by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      This is, indeed, an interesting coincidence. "Syf" (sing.) or "syfy" (plur.) in polish means filth

      So they hope to get millions of new Polish viewers who tune in expecting porn?

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    6. Re:Cool name: Syfy = filth [in polish] by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      In Polish, is there no difference between "syf" and "syfy"? Because from over here, they look like two different words, one with 3 letters and one with 4.

      You know, in English, "polish" means to rub vigorously. In English slang, that means to masturbate. Maybe you should consider changing the name of your language?

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  87. Onion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just told my boss this and he asked if it was from The Onion. nuff said.

  88. Cool by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    Does that mean we can have a Science Fiction channel now that actually plays Science Fiction?

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  89. Killed by torrents. by ThrowAwaySociety · · Score: 1

    NBC knows that the real SciFi demographic now gets its media fix from filesharing services.

    Its only option is to market its products to the mainstream populace that hasn't yet given up on broadcast.

  90. Desirable demographic? by crovira · · Score: 1

    These troglodytes, sorry, wrestling fans, can barely stop dragging their knuckles through the dust.

    They ain't exactly a wealthy and learned examples of the social upper crust.

    They're poor but simple folks who, dull and slow, yet sullen, manage to handle a pistol with alacrity, just don't ask them to aim it too well (they think its loaded with bird shot.)

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    1. Re:Desirable demographic? by morghanphoenix · · Score: 1

      Wrestling and reality shows, this is how I knew SciFi was done for. SG-1 Was gone, SGA was fast running out of ideas, BSG has gone downhill as well. Sanctuary got a facelift, but dropped a lot of the originality and true quality of the webisodes. Don't even get me started on the SciFi original movies, I like bad science fiction and can't sit through them. Guess that's a good thing though, saves on the cable bill.

  91. The History Channel. by Beelzebud · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It would be NICE if History Channel would go back to showing WWII documentaries all the time. It would be better than the bullshit they have on there now.
    Lately it's been the 2012 end-times prophecy channel. Every other show on that channel is now Nostradomus, The Bible Code (ha), and psuedo-science shows that have catchy names like "Earth's Black Hole" in which they interview the quack John Hutchinson (google hutchinson effect for his quackery) about the possibilities of a black hole being located in the ocean....

    1. Re:The History Channel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh, at least those can be claimed to have _some_ historic connection. -Never had History Channel, but I just moved and gets to take advantage of the last month of the former tennant's cable subscription.

      Seems like everytime I zap past it they're running trailers for what seems to be its flagship program: Ice Road Truckers.

      Truckers. Driving trucks. On Ice Roads.

    2. Re:The History Channel. by Repton · · Score: 1

      I looked him up on wikipedia. Let's see. He's discovered:

      levitation of heavy objects.

      ...flight,

      fusion of dissimilar materials such as metal and wood, while lacking any displacement.

      ...nails,

      the anomalous heating of metals without burning adjacent material.

      ...oven gloves,

      the spontaneous fracturing of metals.

      ...metal fatigue,

      changes in the crystalline structure and physical properties of metals.

      ...steel,

      disappearance of metal samples.

      ...and losing stuff.

      Truly, this man is a genius!

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    3. Re:The History Channel. by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      I take it you've given up completely on the Discovery channel?

      Probably a good call. When they're not pimping the Planet Earth bit, it's crap after crap during the day (investigation shows and fucking haunting reenactments then HOURS of Cash Cab). How It's Made and Mythbusters is about the only thing that'll catch my attention but I'm starting to turn it off at the first commercial.

    4. Re:The History Channel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better than the Discovery Channel during the day (I work from home). Hours of hauntings and ghosts. Waste of time and shameless.

    5. Re:The History Channel. by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's pretty sad that they had to mess with such a good formula. It's definitely turned into The Religious Channel... SyFy is The Wrestling Channel, and TLC is The Building and Making Over Stuff Channel. And who can forget all of those News channels? Newspeak is propagating faster than anyone ever imagined.

      Scratch that, newspeak is propagating a little slower than one great author imagined.

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    6. Re:The History Channel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The history channel has moved their wwii documentaries to their new channel "The Military History Channel" which isnt available on most cable/satellite providers at this time unfortunately.

    7. Re:The History Channel. by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

      History Channel has turned into the fiction channel :(

      They do have The Universe though, don't they? The last science show that is still watchable.

    8. Re:The History Channel. by rossdee · · Score: 1

      Thre is the "history International channel. It has quite a few war documentaries. (Though not as many as the "military Channel" which is owned by Discovery.

    9. Re:The History Channel. by SoupGuru · · Score: 1

      You know, I never got the historical significance of shows like Ice Road Truckers and Ax Men.

      TLC is horrible now.

      I nearly wet myself to see Discovery replaying Planet Earth. I can't figure out why content like that isn't shown on Discovery 24x7.

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    10. Re:The History Channel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say that's because most of the Hitler Channel content was moved over to the 'Military' History Channel. (Which I unfortunately don't get =( ) This left the History Channel with Modern Marvels, reality shows, and stuff you talk about which I'd expect to be watching on the SciFi channel of all things.

    11. Re:The History Channel. by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

      I left it on in the background while I was messing around on the computer the other weekend and the shows were literally the Bible Code, endtime prophecy, in search of the Loch Ness monster, something that managed to combine UFOs and Hitler... the closest thing they had to factual content was a documentary on modern day gangs that played like an episode of COPS. At one point some guy was walking around Stonehenge with a divining rod talking about how he could feel the pull of magnetic fields or something.

      I guess it's easier to find crazies and just make shit up instead of actual historical content, but damn!

    12. Re:The History Channel. by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

      There was also Discovery Times, which had some really great content including an on-site documentary on the troop level about the current ground effort in Afghanistan. Of course it slowly turned into easy detective stories and became Investigation Discovery: Hollywood Crimes, Forensics, Murders. F'n ugh.

  92. Yyyyaaaawwwwwnnnnn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who could possibly care.

  93. Wonderful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They now feature......god-awful made-for-tv monster movies, which I suppose COULD be considered SF if they weren't so badly done.

    Now you're dissing Sci Fi's Canadian content.

  94. The Firefly formula FTW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huzzah, now every show will be Firefly: a bland thematic drama, but set in space! Just think of the variety that is possible! Firefly is a western... but set in space, we also could have one that is a medical show... set in space!, one that is a sketch comedy... SET IN SPACE!... one that is a mobster show... SET IN SPACE!!! It's all so brilliant!

    1. Re:The Firefly formula FTW! by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      Huzzah, now every show will be Firefly: a bland thematic drama, but set in space! Just think of the variety that is possible! Firefly is a western... but set in space, we also could have one that is a medical show... set in space!, one that is a sketch comedy... SET IN SPACE!... one that is a mobster show... SET IN SPACE!!! It's all so brilliant!

      Sounds like Spaceballs you're describing there.

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  95. The Channel Has Sucked For A Long Time by WebmasterNeal · · Score: 1

    Maybe, it's just me but I haven't enjoyed the Sci-Fi channel since I was a kid in the 90's back when it used to be more of a horror movie channel. I hardly watch it anymore as I don't find anything interesting on it. I thought tech-tv was good for awhile but that got merged and sucks as well now.

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  96. Marketing departments by supercrisp · · Score: 2

    Well, thank god for anonymity, because it allows me to say that, as a college English professor, all but two of the marketing majors I've encountered over the years have been as stupid as a mildly retarded box of rocks. This experience only confirms what I learned working as an intern during my undergraduate years, where all the marketing folks were bleached blonde collections of grinning teeth and over-stuffed bras crammed into knock-off Channels. It's a wonder they didn't come up with SoFa.

    1. Re:Marketing departments by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 1

      You give them too much credit. A half a box of rocks is generous enough.

  97. In other news: by psnyder · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bill Nye the Science Guy has decided to officially change his name to:
    Bill NySyGy

  98. Using An Ancient Logon Name... by Orville · · Score: 1

    ... just to cheer this post on. SciFi stopped being about, well, Science Fiction (even good, 'cheap' science fiction) a long time ago.

  99. Taking bets, people by Hordeking · · Score: 1

    Anyone want to lay fiver down that says the term "SyFy" won't get associated with crap in a few years?

    The powers that be seem to think it's the name and not the content. Boy, will their faces be red!

    And I'll be taking fivers all the way to the bank! Well, I would be, except I don't particularly trust the banks right now, since the powers that also be kind of fell asleep at the switch. In God, we trust. All others pay cash.

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    1. Re:Taking bets, people by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Thanks to our Polish speakers, we know that in English we should refer to it as "The Zits Channel" ...

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  100. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by tool462 · · Score: 2, Funny

    alojikl,

    "a lojikl"

    Sincerely,
    A Pedant from the Future.

  101. Offended? by J4 · · Score: 1

    People with bad breath get offended when you tell 'em they need to brush.
    Are you that much of a stereotype? It's cable TV. It's not like there are no options
    for content.

  102. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev alojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

    We've already got two languages that look like that - Welsh and Klingon.

  103. Executives Can't Operate a Calendar by Not_A_Jew · · Score: 1

    April Fool's Day isn't for two more weeks -- I say somebody screwed up.

    Not A Jew

  104. big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's the big deal? It still sounds the same. Everyone's just trying to make more money. Wait until they change programming and cut shows you like before complaining. They only changed the spelling!

  105. Gazizza! by kherr · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of Bill McNeal on News Radio trying to be "cool" with his Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor promos:

    "Gazizza, dilznoofuses, this is Bill McNeal saying, get with the crazappy taste of Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor! Rocket Fuel's got the upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long. So when you wanna get sick, remember: Nothing makes your feet stank like Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor. Damn, it's crazappy!"

  106. Only now they realize 'sci-fi' is derogatory? by geekotourist · · Score: 1

    In SF fandom "Science Fiction" (or speculative fiction, etc) was the general term with "Scifi" (skiffy) used for the late-night B-movie type of SF media.

    I'd figured they originally used Sci-Fi to be ironic.

    I think from now on I'm going to call it CeePhee.

  107. Oh well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, time to boycott the sci-fi channel.

    I'm not too surprised - they show more horror/trash than they ever did science fiction.

    But, way to dump the viewer base that has kept you going for over a decade in favor of a smaller one that will as soon change the channel when the next reality show starting porn stars starts on the E channel.

  108. Idiot marketing execs are always an instyle by KriticKill · · Score: 1

    Stupid marketing execs will never go out of style. I knew Scifi was going downhill when they cut Eureka to broadcast shitty b and c rated movies like Warwolves and Sea Beast, 24/7.

  109. Re:When my wife sees the scifi planet logo - she h by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

    Kinda ironic isn't it...she hated Trek but she married a scifi fan just like her daddy.

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  110. Good... by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

    ...maybe someone who understands what science fiction is, will start producing it and carrying it on a channel they can name SciFi now.

    Not that I'm bitter over the horror channel/ECW channel changing it's focus or anything.

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    1. Re:Good... by raygundan · · Score: 1

      I hope you're right, but I'm not counting on it. Good science fiction can be expensive to produce, does not frequently reach a mainstream audience, and has as its target demographic those people most likely to illegally download (or at least buy used on ebay or DVR/commercial skip) the shows in question.

    2. Re:Good... by cashman73 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe the best thing is to just ditch this whole television model entirely. Have a couple of rich geeks create a new website similar to Hulu except dedicated to original, real, science fiction. No ECW. No campy shiat. Really good, well-produced shows like Stargate SG-1, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, etc. Isn't Paul Allen kind of a geek like us? Maybe we can convince him to invest in something like this?

  111. Hahaha. TV P2P downloading nerds OWNED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You people spend your time downloading the shows on the Internet instead of watching it on TV. Sci Fi caters to one specific audience: nerds. What did you nerds expect to happen to its ratings? Stay steady or high, but while its target audience decides to watch them (not by means that SciFi/Syfy currently allows, i.e. Pirate Bay) on the Internet? Those (sci-fi) shows aren't going to pay for themselves. I hope all your favorite TV shows gets canceled this way and that this trend gets worse.

    - A very important TV exec. (for reals!)

    1. Re:Hahaha. TV P2P downloading nerds OWNED! by Hodar · · Score: 1

      Assuming you are telling the truth - what does one expect?

      Consider, you create a storyline. Let's use FireFly and the travesty that this potential money-generator had. Any good story requires that the audience feel sympathy and develop a connection with the primary characters. Like any good story teller (Pixar, for example) you develop your characters for a period of time. After a short while, the audience knows what a character will, and will NEVER do.

      For example, Han Solo would do things without thinking twice, that Luke Skywalker would never even consider. This is character development. Pretty basic stuff, right?

      Then why, pray tell - do executives pitch a series, then run the series in multiple time periods without warning? FireFly, which had serious potential to make major $$$, premiered on Fox, but had it's air time changed 3x in the first season. How do you expect to get a following when you move the air time, and don't run commercials telling the fan base where/when the next air time will run?

      Then the Boy-Genius's at the Sci-Fi channel not only managed to run the series at different times, they also managed to run the series out of order. Despite this, somehow - there was a fan-base. Then Serenity came about, and the fan-base exploded. Without fanfare, without teaser trailers, Serenity became one of the best Sci-Fi movies to hit the market. It is STILL one of the best selling series on Amazon.com.

      The executives were given a diamond, but they thought it was coal. It was fished from the discard pile, it was polished and certified genuine - and it was disgarded again. It made money as a major film release, yet still the message managed to escape the executives. It still, to this day, remains one of Amazon's top TV series - this leads one to conclude that either the executives are selected for having an IQ lower than room temperature, or a severe allergy to money.

      People want good Sci-Fi. It just seems that the executives are simply to arrogant, or stupid, or to impressed with their own opinions - to allow good Sci-Fi to hit the market.

  112. less lame programming wouldbe a help by jrminter · · Score: 1

    The SciFi Channel's programming has become incredibly lame and so commercial-laden I can hardly bear to watch it anymore...

  113. easy solution by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    bittorrent, the solution to all retarded network executives.

  114. wtf?!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought most channels were for the so-called "mainstream", meaning common, plain, and ordinary people (a bunch of Joe Six-packs and Jane Winecoolers).

  115. Why be ashamed of Sci-Fi? by Hodar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Science Fiction is perhaps the biggest money maker that Hollywood has going. And from what I can tell, ever since Star Trek first aired, people just can't get enough of 'good' science fiction. The problem is that most of the crap on the Sci-Fi channel isn't Science Fiction, it's fantasy somehow involving some science in it.

    Consider Star Trek (and the spin-offs), Star Wars, Terminator, ET, Fantastic Voyage, and even Firefly. There is an insatiable appetite for GOOD Science Fiction. As soon as someone comes up with a great idea, and if the industry is smart enough to recognize the good idea - money is made. Sci-Fi includes classics like Batman, Spider-Man, Iron-man, Fantastic Four and many others have made gazillions, and entertained us for decades. Other stories, dealing with the simple topic of (if only the techology existed ... .then ....) all encompass the realm of Sci-Fiction.

    The problem is that there are too few imaginations who care to write Sci-Fi. You don't need major bucks to tell a good story. Star Trek, Twilight Zone, Night Gallery and Star Wars managed to tell a compelling set of stories all on a tight budget. It just requires a talented and imaginative set of writers.

    Unfortunately, today Sci-Fi writers have been dumbed down into telling inane stories with little or no character development, original thinking or any real motivation. Such a pity. There are so many good Sci-Fi books that could be done on a budget and tell a compelling story.

  116. Sigh by quantaman · · Score: 1

    I think they're trying to be MS when they had a shot at being Apple.

    Mainstream works good for the couple players who dominate the mainstream, outside of that you need a niche. Right now they have a niche and they're just throwing it away, they might do better in the short term but I can't help but think they're overlooking the fact that they have(had?) a loyal audience which is a pretty damn rare thing for a network to have.

    At least here in Canada we still have Space which is doing a pretty decent job with SF content. Hope we don't fall into the same trap.

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  117. If it walks like a duck ... by glebovitz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I thought that the promise of digital television was specialized programming for niche communities. From what I can see, all the channels now carry the same crap.

    I can't tell the difference between SciFi, Spike, or even Soap TV (not that I watch it or anything.)

    From what I can tell, the future of television will be 250 channels of "Law and Order" re-runs.

    1. Re:If it walks like a duck ... by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Obligatory 'wish I had mod points' comment.

      There are a few broad categories. The "Law and Order" stations. Then there are the 'reality show' bunch, typified by MTV.

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    2. Re:If it walks like a duck ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I can tell, the future of television will be 250 channels of "Law and Order" re-runs.

      More like wrestling, semi-porn, and "Ow! My Balls!". We're practically there already.

  118. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

    Mark Twain invented the first LOLCat

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  119. They are continuing to . . . by bogidu · · Score: 1

    go down that path that will eventually make me cancel my cable tv. After rtfa, it's pretty clear that they are intentionally telling their old guard, true blue fans to GET BENT! Yes, I've ignored the wrestling and the fact that I'm watching fewer and fewer shows on that channel, but up until today I've held the mantra that "sci-fi is why I still have cable". Seems that if 'sci-fi' isn't there any more and it's this 'siffy' thing, I guess that's the final straw.

    I'll probably wait til BSG ends, but I suppose if someone can tell me where I can watch it streamed, maybe not. I hadn't really realized that I was only watching it on Friday nights, but I guess that's accurate . . . . let's see $50 a month for a channel that I only watch 4 nights a month. Put's it into perspective. . . . .

  120. They should rename it... by Cameleopard · · Score: 1

    ...to [Sigh.] Fie! That's how I feel every time I contemplate the channel's long succession of horrid decisions. I don't think they need to worry about how the channel's name is texted; I can't imagine anyone I know caring enough to ever mention it.

  121. It's not always the writers by quixote9 · · Score: 1

    who've been dumbed down. There's some scary-good ones out there. (Haldeman, anyone?) The problem is the gatekeepers: the publishers, the producers, the editors, the agents. They're all desperate for the-story-that-makes-a-trillion-bucks, so all they'll buy is remakes of old success. Then they can't figure out why it's not a success now.

    The problem is our distribution system, such as clothheads who think Syfy is going to appeal to anyone. Sounds like some new fizzy drink.

  122. all be offended? by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

    who exacly should be offended?

    another network that targets just the male demographic, or everyone else who thinks your comment implied slashdot is only a bunch of male nerds?

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  123. So this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that they will cover the Syence Fyction genre now and it won't be as geeky?

    Maybe they just polled the people who watch wrestling and they couldn't spell the old name?

    Truly the most utterly moronic thing I've seen a network do. This is straight from 30-Rock. It smells so bad that its probably fake...like the UFO stuff they show.

    I don't really see them distancing themselves from Science Fiction...that is fiction.

  124. OK, I'm still in that 18-to-34... by Tetsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Granted, I'm kind of closer to the upper end of it at this point (I was old enough to see "Transformers" in the theater) but DAMN that is a shitty new name they came up with.

    Let me describe the situation with an analogy: Suppose the old name, "Sci Fi Channel", is a venerable old VW bus. It's been kicked around for a long time, and it kind of drags up images of the past one might not be too proud of these days - of Sci Fi Channel's humble origins: episodes of Dr. Who that take up more than a regular half-hour block, padded out to an hour with old rocketman serials... FTL newscasts, reruns of "Swamp Thing" and lots of old sci-fi TV shows...

    Now, to complete the analogy, "SyFy" is like a giant, steaming pile of dog shit - probably ejected from the back side of a large dog after it's eaten a rancid piece of roadkill. Looking at it makes one want to vomit forcefully, probably without great regard for direction.

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  125. alternatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would think Sifi looks cuter to chicks....or a cutesy name for syphilis.

    How about PsyPhi for the frat boys or quantum mechanical mentalists....

    1. Re:alternatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really should have added PsiPhi

  126. And this is a surprise, how? by KC7GR · · Score: 1

    "And telling us that a marketing team on crack came up with the name..."

    There, fixed it for you. Just don't get too close to your screen when the new name displays, or you'll catch SyFyLys.

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  127. SCIFI Channel died a long time ago by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They became "the monster channel" a few years ago, as even reruns of real science fiction is rare now.

    While i personally don't like 'horror', Its perfectly fine if they want to be wall to wall evil fling fish with teeth and weird guys that wear hockey masks, but please don't call it scifi..

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  128. Pathetyc... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    Thys ys as vacuous as yt gets. Honestly, gang, try somethyng substantyve. Lyke fynyshyng Galactyca a season earlyer, wyth a coherent story lyne.

    No, wayt, another season of advertysyng? Bryllyant! Keep yt up!

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  129. No - aykyu ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No - my aykyu ! IQ looks so geeky...

    Seriously - the management are total idiots... Sci Fi is going downhill for some time... the last good show is BSG and after that - there will be nothing to watch...

  130. Re:When my wife sees the scifi planet logo - she h by gmhowell · · Score: 1

    It seems not every young lass with daddy issues turns into a stripper or porn star.

    Pity.

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  131. Warning! by rogerdr · · Score: 1

    To the producers of BSG and Stargate: GET OUT. Get out while you still can.

  132. It's all about the Advertising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Advertisers feel that women buy the majority items and/or are the most influenced by TV commercials. Thus TV shows that don't attract a mostly female audience are on their way out.

    Long live our female overlords.

    It sucks and it's largely the reason I don't want any TV beyond BSG these days.

  133. Scifi Channel going downhill by TeTalon · · Score: 1

    The sad truth is that the Scifi channel has been headed downhill for awhile now.
    Ever since Time Warner bought them from Ted Turner they started on a slippery slope down.
    And as they have been losing the Geek audience little by little.

    Then NBC - Universal bought them and it has been picking up speed on it'd down hill coarse.
    And for me the final nail in the coffin was wrestling on Wednesday nights.

    Now I went from watching it all the time, to only catching the shows I like.
    Because most of the shows are now crap.
    When people ask what killed TV and they want to blame the internet.
    I say look at what the network executives have done to their networks.
    TV was not so much killed, rather assisted in suicide with the help of the network exec's.

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    1. Re:Scifi Channel going downhill by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      I'll tell you what killed TV. TV networks did.

      Use Hulu to double check my work:

      Look up "Battlestar Galactica" -

      For a 1 hour slot:

      the 1970's series averages in at about 48:45 per episode - the modern series - which the directors says many many times over during the audio commentary of the first season the network kept making him trim averages about 43:40 per episode.

      Star Trek is a better reference, there's multiple decades to reference for those, but they're not on Hulu.

      Lets look at sitcoms:

      Bewitched averages in at about 25:20
      I Dream of Jeannie about 25:15

      King of the Hill about 22:00
      The Office about 21:50

      The newer the show is, the more commercial is on during a slot and the less TV show is available!

      No wonder people turn it off, they're running on advertising drain.

      I've got ads blocked in my browser, I turn the radio off quite a bit, I've moved closer to work and I see less billboards, I don't have cable, and I can barely stand to check my mail for the advertising that in it.

      At least with Hulu (and you can prod me for advertising that if you like) there are LESS ads when I watch a show. I actually buy the DVD sets of shows I want to see these days anyways.

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  134. Cable and 500 niche channels... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
    In the good old days, when cable was young, cable execs dreamed of the day when they would have 500 channels so they could have a Beverly Hillbillies channel, a Gomer Pyle channel, a Dukes of Hazzard channel, and a myriad of other specialized viewing channels all appealing to very select niche audience. Cable was to be the provider of all viewing to all people, concentrating on small populations because they could.

    That started out with things like MTV (all music video all the time), which grew into VH1 (video hits). Comedy Channel. TVland (all oldies). AMC (movie classics). But then ...

    Times changed, and entertainment wasn't provided mainly by cable anymore. Low power TV got involved, and this thing called the Internet that Gore built, and DVD rentals. Netflix (which is NOW truly NET flix.) The execs realized that the niches they were trying to program for were TOO SMALL to support the costs of the programming, even when it was just reruns. They got bit by the "must grow to survive" bug, and the only way to expand the niche was to not serve that niche anymore. MTV started down the "reality" path, and in the process spun off MTV2 for the niche that wanted music vids, but now both have minimal music content (MTV plays videos at 6AM west coast time!). Even good ole' ESPN got into movies. AMC plays recent stuff (hardly "classic"). And for God's sake, why does G4 run marathons of "Cops"?

    The niche programming market was a dream that doesn't support itself. SciFi is broadening its "niche" because "grow == success" and there just aren't than many more sci-fi people to attract.

    Here's some numbers that might explain the problem better. The difference between our local basic cable and the next higher level (digital starter) is $45/month. Assuming the typical DVD box set for a series is about $30-$40 per box, you can get 15-20 COMPLETE SERIES on DVD, viewable when and where you want, with no commercials, for the same price you pay to get those one or two niche channels you were paying cable for and could never predict when they were going to show the program you wanted to see. And when you factor in Netflix, you can get even more.

    Even something as basic as Food Network isn't surviving on cooking shows alone. "Will Work For Food" is "Dirty Jobs" redux. (I long for the days of Sarah Moulton. Sigh. Teach me what a roux is, and a tasty bechamel, please?) Travel Channel has people traveling -- just to eat food (Bourdain; Fiery; and "Man Vs. Food",where the focus is neither food nor travel, but whether dorkface can stuff a plateful of whatever down his gullet without puking.) I am fearful that Samantha Brown will be gone, soon -- too 'travel-centric'.

    Niche programming is on the way out. Homogenization is on the way in. Drink the coolaid and be quiet, please.

    1. Re:Cable and 500 niche channels... by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Right. Even AMC is showing more than American Movie Classics, but I won't complain as long as it's Mad Men.

    2. Re:Cable and 500 niche channels... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      And Breaking Bad. (Better Crime Through Chemistry. More geekery in that than most stuff on SciFi anyway.)

  135. This from the people who brought us wrestling by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

    Sci-Fi has become a joke. I knew it was over when they put Wrestling on there. It's become an impossibly rare Saturday night when you can turn on sci-fi and actually watch a good Sci-Fi flick.

    The channel has become a joke. Why don't they show more classic Sci-Fi? I could deal with crap most of the time if they had at least some good stuff some of the time. Instead we get shit like Mansquito. WTF?

  136. You mean the Ghostly Wrestling Channel? by ClosedSource · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Their content seems to be primarily silly ghost hunters, wrestling, cheap horror movies and the occasional soon-to be-canceled science fiction series.

  137. syfy Cool ... by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

    Instead of being named after a generic term for science fiction it's now a diminutive term for a sexually transmitted disease. syphilis channel anyone!

  138. Shit - now I have to subscribe by clickety6 · · Score: 1

    otherwise, I will be syfy-less and I hear that can kill ya!

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  139. This says it all! by camperdave · · Score: 1

    "If you ask people their default perceptions of SciFi, they list space, aliens and the future," said current SciFi Channel president Dave Howe. "That didn't capture the full landscape of fantasy entertainment: the paranormal, the supernatural, action and adventure, superheroes."

    If I wanted to watch the paranormal, the supernatural, etc. I'd tune into the fantasy channel. I WANT to watch the space, aliens, and the future shows. That's why I tune in. The problem is that they're trying to roll two genres into the same channel. Keep your Farscape, your BSG, your B5 etc on one channel, and put your Buffy, your Smallville, your Vampire Cop Show That I Can't Remember The Name Of on another channel, and for the love of Pete KEEP WRESTLING OFF BOTH!!!

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  140. Re:Why does everything have to appeal to everybody by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    I read the article and it says it has to "appeal to a more mainstream audience", and yet it's earnings and revenue are up sharply this year. So, what logic says that they need to appeal to a wider audience?? Do they think that going more mainstream (which I suspect means also changing some of the type of programming as well....) won't cause any of the existing audience to leave? This sounds like the media equivalent to New Coke.

    Because there is more of everybody than there is of us.
    Which, theoretically, means more money from advertisers.
    Of course, what they're blind to is that by cutting open the golden goose to see how they can make it loved by everybody, they'll turn it into a corpse that will be liked by no body.

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  141. Not not like 'Booger', ... by cavehobbit · · Score: 1

    ... ,a bit more like imitating a chicken:
    bg-ARRRR!!! bg-bg-bg-ARRRRRRRR!!!!

  142. G DUHHHH 4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let rename it G4 TV, That worked great in the past.

  143. Oh goody by SpacePunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This probably means there'll be more wrestling. Can't get enough wrestling on a science fiction channel.

  144. Kind of like New Coke by hey! · · Score: 1

    except mostly what they were selling before wasn't old Coke, and now they're changing the name to acknowledge this.

    I understand Battlestar Galactica is pretty good, but every time I've happened to look to see what's on Sci-Fi, it's a bunch of hardbodies in fatigues who appear to be doing a low rent remake of Aliens, or some kind of cheesy paranormal reality show. How many times can you watch a squad of space marines run through the studio's utility tunnels shouting "go, go, go" before it gets old?

    So if they're getting a crappy viewing demographic, maybe the problem isn't the name. Maybe it's the content. Why would anyone want to look at a bunch of admittedly amazing bodies posing in sweaty olive drab tank tops when you've got the Internet, where you practically have to poke your own eyes out to avoid seeing a lot of amazing bodies wearing a lot less than a tank top. To survive against that the medium has to provide more, let's say sustainable forms of stimulation. As cheap is some of their programming is, it can't be much cheaper than The Twilight Zone was. There's a lot of brilliant people in the world; who knows, there could be hundreds of Rod Serlings out there. But as soon as a production gets expensive, it's too risky take a chance on them when you can go for the old standby of boobs in a tank top. Of course once you become a cable network, maybe you're already past the point where boobs are optional.

    Unfortunately, that would mean it isn't the content either. It would have to be the concept itself. I think there's an argument to be made here. There may be lot of valuable eyeballs that like science fiction, but all the people I know who really like science fiction are inveterate readers. These are people who 99/100 times given a choice of turning on the TV vs. re-reading a mediocre sci-fi book they'd put down a few months ago and which just turned up under the couch, would go for the book. In point of fact, in our household we almost never watch TV, except when we have to do something mindless like folding laundry. I realize this means that I am probably being extremely unfair to all that fine science fiction content that the folks at the sci-fi channel have been piping into my living room, but still it makes me think the concept is broken.

    So the name change may simply be acknowledging the reality that the whole idea of a sci-fi channel was cockeyed to start with. Maybe you could have a go at something that would appeal to readers of sci-fi. But changing the name of the channel without changing the content isn't going to get mature people interested in watching.

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  145. Network Decay by JonBuck · · Score: 1

    Gone from The Hitler Channel to The Armageddon Channel.

    I mostly watch National Geographic HD these days. Or Netflix. Or even shows on Hulu.

    The TV Tropes term is: Network Decay.

    I thought that the idea of having 500 channels was that you could watch the kind of programming you liked. Instead what's happening is the cable networks are reforming into identical blobs.

    1. Re:Network Decay by winwar · · Score: 1

      "I thought that the idea of having 500 channels was that you could watch the kind of programming you liked."

      Only if there was the content. Seems like we've spread spread about ten channels of content over 500...

  146. Frell by Gigadafud · · Score: 1

    SciFi has been going downhill since they cancelled Farscape. The ONLY thing saving it right now is BSG.

  147. This story was supposed to be embargoed!!! by dotmax · · Score: 1

    This story was supposed to be embargoed until April 1. Now the justkidding defense is totally shot.

  148. Sci-Fi channel gets even stupider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tuned out of Sci-Fi after seeing ads of some short-lived series starring some busty super-heroine bouncing around in a tight black leotard. I arrived at the conclusion that "Sci Fi" and science fiction (you know, Arthur C Clarke, Kornbluth, Anderson, Asimov. Harrison, Fontana, Serling, Leguin, Lem, Bradbury, etc) are two entirely different things. I can't stand "sci-fi". It's all formula (techno-babble, women in tight clothing, cheezy makeup, overused special effects, and soap opera plots), and it's insulting crap. The Sci Fi channel should stick with the current name, as it's dead on.

  149. Stupid Companies Alienating Viewer Base by zmnatz · · Score: 1

    I feel insulted as a techy and I don't even watch the Sci Fi channel. And seriously, why would people identify more with SyFy. That just looks like a retarded way to spell Sci-Fi

  150. Oh great! by bickerdyke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Instead of

    'The name Sci Fi has been associated with geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that, as opposed to the general public and the female audience in particular.'

    its goint to be

    geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial and dyslexic boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that

    I would respect their descision to attract more mainstream audience. But shouldnt they change the contents to do that instead of the name? A rose, by any other name and so on....

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  151. Let's ask MANSWERS! about flipping a twat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MANSWERS will have an answer. It always has an answer.

  152. espn by MoFoQ · · Score: 2, Funny

    that's what major league baseball is for!

  153. "Syfy" looks like it rhymes with "Hyphy" by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Sure, the Hyphy thing was probably dead by last year, replaced by something newer, but hey, we're not talking about the sharpest tacks in the box here, even if they've occasionally done things like BG everybody thinks were far better than the original.

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    1. Re:"Syfy" looks like it rhymes with "Hyphy" by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      even if they've occasionally done things like BG everybody thinks were far better than the original.

      Not everybody. The old show was campy, goofy, and had the special effects one might expect of a Science Fiction show in the 70s, but at least I could sit through it.

  154. And nothing of value was lost. by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

    They've been on the downhill slide for so long that I really didn't notice. As long as my girlfriend doesn't miss her Ghost Hunters I don't see how this will effect my life.

    They are a long way from being the channel that showed Akira and CNet Central on Saturday mornings, but well, I don't own a 14.4 anymore. Geeks (and everyone else) have moved on.

    So thanks for all the programming from back in the day, I hate that we won't be getting more things like Lexx or whatever, but we outgrew each other a long, long time ago. I think Dr. Quinn Space Woman, was the moment where both parties were just going through the motions. So, so long and good luck.

  155. SyFy? Seriously? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    More like Sigh Fie!

    Ironic that the most popular show they host is the WWE based ECW show. They got rid of the Zombie and Vampire characters so they moved The Boogie Man to it, and when that wasn't enough they brought in special guest Kane to beat the Boogie Man.

    The SciFi network was great, until NBC bought them out. Mad Magazine called NBC as Needs Bill Cosby, as Bill Cosby used to carry the whole network to prevent them from bankruptcy. Almost every other show is crap on NBC.

    If SciFi didn't keep showing Classic Battlestar Galactica, Stargate, Dr. Who, Star Trek Enterprise, and other Sci Fi re-runs they would be bankrupt as well.

    Much as I love comic books and Stan Lee, the "Who wants to be a Superhero" was a fake reality TV show. Then the Winner was promised his own movie, which got turned into a guest spot on some "Giant Snake" movie and they edited him in at the last moment and he was not the star, but some superhero at a carnival and his powers had no effect on the giant snake. The real star of the show had to be swallowed by the snake and do something inside of the snake to destroy it.

    Rumor has it WGN is picking up ECW from SciFi.

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  156. April Fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's probably an April fools joke..

  157. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by Trillan · · Score: 1

    That, or Mark Twain invented the lolcat.

  158. As I mentioned over at TV By The Numbers by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    I smell a "New Coke" moment coming.

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  159. Also, the Lost Room by sleepy_sanchez · · Score: 1

    was a good SciFi (mini-series) production that deserves a mention. I would have hoped they turned it into a regular show.

  160. fy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fyck uou syfy!
    scuck it!

    greater what?

    Imagine Greater admiration from people who cannot spell.
    Imagine Greater profits from the cool trademark that is stupid yet unique.
    Imagine Greater trademark name in the future.

  161. Re:My IQ (syfy == Syphilis) by enterix · · Score: 1

    SyFy sounds like a pet name for a syphilis infection

    It is actually! In most of Slavic languages that is exactly a pet name for Syphilis!!

    Great marketing scheme!

  162. Why I'd never be a success in marketing by SilverJets · · Score: 1

    "We spent a lot of time in the 90s trying to distance the network from science fiction, which is largely why it's called Sci Fi", Mr. Brooks said. "It's somewhat cooler and better than the name Science Fiction. But even the name Sci Fi is limiting."

    My brain just isn't wired to be dysfunctionaly retarded. Sci Fi IS science fiction you bunch of gibbering monkeys!!!

  163. Seriously, it was all over after Mansquito. by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    Well there was Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep... not to mention Chupacabra Terror. And lest we forget Snakehead Terror... ...but how is a sexy blond robot supposed to carry the torch for the above?

    Nope. Post-Mansquito Sci Fi Channel just doesn't measure up.

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  164. Their new series: Warehouse 13 by Guru2Newbie · · Score: 1

    From TFA:
    The network plans to make the changeover July 7, when it will launch the new series "Warehouse 13." The series, about a secret government facility in South Dakota where all mysterious relics and supernatural souvenirs are housed, is emblematic of the channel's programming direction. "It is a dramedy and it is set in the here and now. It's a kind of an Indiana Jones meets 'Moonlighting' meets 'The X-Files,'" Mr. Howe said. "This is a very accessible, relatable(sic), fun show."

    Hmm, I wonder if the writers of this new show forgot that they watched the TV show Friday the 13th for three whole seasons when they were younger, and just now came up with this fresh, new idea for a TV series?

  165. Eureka was done *LAST* summer... by jeko · · Score: 1

    Once "Eureka" is done this summer,

    Eureka was done the second they turned it into a Degree antiperspirant infomercial. I can't believe they found a way to make me refuse to watch Salli Richardson-Whitfield.

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  166. No suprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SciFi has been going down hill for years first they added wrestling then the started killing all the scifi and space themed shows. We're down to what 1 ep of BSG and um... reruns? Between the dumb ass b-movies withe giant aniamls and ecw I've not watched SciFi save for a few eps of BSG in years. When you take the scifi out of SciFi there no point in calling it scifi anymore.

    I don't hold much hope for Caprica its sound like some day time soap opera with spaceships and AI mixed in a little

  167. Old School by Prototerm · · Score: 1

    Use a real geek number: 49152! (C64 FTW)

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  168. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by Stinky+Fartface · · Score: 1

    No, Mark Twain invented LOL Cats.

  169. Awl Give Scifi a chance by Enrique1218 · · Score: 1

    SciFi is a good channel with quality home entertain... OMG, I can't even finished the sentence. When the geek channel is being totally trashed on Slashdot, the ass put in charge of the channel needs to be fired and wscorted out of the building. I knew things were hitting the toilet when BSG was being used to peddle worthless trinkets and gimics. What the frak do I need with a Cylon detector. Then there is the crap movie of the week. If Alien Vs Predator was not bad enough, they had to make a horrid Alien vs Hunter. Omg, they could not come with $10 and buy crappy AVP franchise. All I can is thank GOD I have a life. I won't miss SYFY.

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  170. duhdroolsimplefool by ncmathsadist · · Score: 1

    Ugh. Syfy. Illiterate knucklheads!

    while True: IQ = math.sqrt(IQ)

  171. Sci Fi saved me money by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    I know I won't get modded because I'm late to the party, but That woman who took over sci fi and really trashed it with stupid reality shows and pro wrestling and canceling shows like the dresden files because it attracted the wrong demographic helped me decide to cut satellite and never get cable.

    I'll get the seasons delivered or streamed thru netfix,get em at the library, or just do without it.I'm commercial free on what I watch, I get my news from the web. I'm done with paying obscene amounts of money for crap.

    Up yours sci fi, follow the same path mtv did in becoming totally useless as what you claimed to be on launch.

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    1. Re:Sci Fi saved me money by Nightling · · Score: 1

      I know EXACTLY how you feel, especially about The Dresden Files. I had lost all faith in The Scifi Channel when they did not renew The Dresden Files. By the way, does no one realize that Syfy or Syf is a real word in Polish? It means Waste. Congratulations, Scifi... Er.. Syfy, your name now suits your nature. It's now the Poop Channel.

  172. I'm throwing up in my mouth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm just disgusted. I know Sci-Fi has changed a lot over the years. No more anime. Loss of shows like Sliders, Invisible Man, even Farscape...but no, please no.

    I know they have to make a profit, and appeal to their demographics, but I just feel this sort of thing will alienate what viewers they do have without adding any new ones.

    Oh well, the Rural Purge of the new millenium!

  173. The B-Movie, Wrassling and Bad Reality TV Channel by grapeape · · Score: 1

    Sci-Fi has been dead for a while now, at one time I watched it more often than any other channel but cant remember the last time I actually watched anything on there. I have flipped it there a few times but its always some lame reality ghost chasing show or a "Sci-Fi original" that is so low grade it would make Ed Wood blush in shame and makes the average Troma film look like an oscar contender. Looking at their programming lineup I dont understand what demographic they are after, from the surface it looks like they are targeting undereducated, unemployed, basement dwellers but that group has no money and without boobies they will never be able to compete with Spike TV.

  174. Today on the Yawning Puppy Channel.. by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

    Today on the Yawning Puppy Channel, from 3:00 - 5:00 - Bulldogs! And from 5:00 to 7:00, Welsh Corgis! Yawning puppies 24 hours a day! Only on the Yawning Puppy Channel!!

    Fifteen years later:

    TONIGHT ON BEAST WARS! MECHAGODZILLA VS. DOGMAGGEDDON! WHICH ONE OF THESE CHAMPIONS WILL BE TURNED INTO A BURNING PILE OF SCRAP IRON? FIND OUT TONIGHT ON BEAST WARS!!! ONLY ON THE YPC!

    You get the idea. Damn near every cable channel has pulled this. Nothing to see here, move along..

  175. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait. What. Mark Twain invented Danish?

    Rather Dutch.

  176. Business Needs Change with Time by perlith · · Score: 1
    Better article here: http://scifiwire.com/2009/03/sci-fi-channel-to-become.php

    Syfy more clearly captures the mainstream appeal of the world's biggest entertainment category, and reflects the network's ongoing strategy to create programming that's more accessible and relatable to new audiences. Syfy will continue to celebrate the traditional roots of the genre, while opening the brand to accommodate a broader range of imagination-based entertainment.

    I think the name choice is horrible, but I agree with the business tactics the SciFi channel is undertaking. They realize their cash flow is about to come to a screaming halt and quickly. Producing a show as GOOD as Battlestar Galactica that pulls ratings and advertising money consistently isn't trivial. Look at rinse and repeat that occurs with many major network televisions series until a show finally sticks well enough for a season or two.

    NBC realizes something needs to change with their business model to pull in more advertising money. This is their attempt at making that change. As other posts have mentioned, there are better methods for gaining advertising dollars, but, this isn't something NBC is interested in pursuing, as its outside their core competencies and skillsets. Be interesting to see if successful long-term, or, if they ultimately plan to divest the newfounded and newly failed SyFy. My guess is latter. Be a good business case study to read up on in 5 to 10 years.

  177. Scifi to Scyfy by Nightling · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know EXACTLY how you feel, especially about The Dresden Files. I had lost all faith in The Scifi Channel when they did not renew The Dresden Files. By the way, does no one realize that Syfy or Syf is a real word in Polish? It means Waste. Congratulations, Scifi... Er.. Syfy, your name now suits your nature. It's now the Poop Channel.

  178. They spent time and money on this? by DavidHumus · · Score: 1

    Just in case we need more proof that the initial cost of a bad decision is the same as for a good one.

  179. Merriam-Webster chimes in by jeko · · Score: 1

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/science+fiction

    Main Entry: science fiction
    Function: noun
    Date: 1851
    : well-written fiction dealing principally with the impact of actual or imagined science on society or individuals or having a scientific factor as an essential orienting component
    -- science-fictional \s-n(t)s-fik-shnl, -sh-nl\ adjective

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    1. Re:Merriam-Webster chimes in by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Nope, there is no reference of "well written" in the definition provided by Merriam Webster. I call shenanigans. Even if you were to use such a definition, it would immediately disqualify the bulk of what we now refer to as Sci-Fi.

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  180. LJ Quote by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Funny

    shrift reacts to the SciFi Channelâ(TM)s planned rebranding:

    The new name sounds like SciFi got a henna tattoo and a spice rack and renamed itself Ravyn Kyrie Moondancer, and has scheduled an interpretive-dance-cum-poetry-reading in the quad at 8am on Sunday. It only likes Pro Wrestling ironically, like, WHATEVER.

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  181. Reality Bytes..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    "'The name Sci Fi has been associated with geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that, as opposed to the general public and the female audience in particular.' Yes, we should probably all be offended."

    -Hey, the truth hurts.

    "And telling us that a crack marketing team came up with the name because that's how tech-savvy 18-to-34 year-olds would text it really doesn't help.""

    -And by 'Tech Savvy', they mean every earpiece wearing, iPhone-tapping yuppie.

    By the way, owning an iPhone and driving a Prius does NOT count as 'Tech Savvy'. Swindling Libyans out of nuclear bomb parts and driving a time-traveling Dolorian is.....

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  182. Re:SF! ... But they had to EpicFail by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    Wish all the PHB's would go gault and let the world get on with itself.

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  183. April 1st story already? by Arkus · · Score: 1

    Okay, someone's obviously playing a joke. Either that or there's no longer any reason to have cable television.

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  184. Feed the baby to the shark by smchris · · Score: 1

    Both Stargate Atlantis and Battlestar Galactica jumped the shark for me when the baby became the key to either "it all" or just a subplot. I hope that won't be a decade-long meme. Maybe more episode about breast-feeding, though?

  185. In related news CNBC changes its name too... by Zarf · · Score: 1

    They will now be called SeaEnnBeeSea

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    1. Re:In related news CNBC changes its name too... by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      In Cramer We Trust? ;-)

  186. already gone by tabby · · Score: 1

    Anyone saying that once BSG is over it's the end clearly hasn't watched BSG for the last 2 seasons. The end has been and gone.

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  187. To Be Fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well to be brutally honest the fast majority of you are low self-esteem fools brainwashed by modern 'progressive' ideals, all the while pompously thinking you've reached some enlightened view of the way things *really* work.

    Go ahead, crack another joke insulting your masculinity and praising the angelic nature of females. You've earned it.

  188. Court TV - truTV by ChrisCampbell47 · · Score: 1

    See also Turner's rebranding of "Court TV" as "truTV".

  189. BSG DVDs on order... by DusterBar · · Score: 1

    I sure hope they don't put that silly SyFy on the BSG season 4.5 DVDs! I would hate to have the set ruined by that amazingly stupid idea of a name.

    (Now, I just hope they come out soon as I have no Cable or other TV watching mechanisms in our new location...)

  190. Since they killed MST3K by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1

    I knew right when Mystery Science Theater 3000 was canceled that the bitch executive in charge only wanted a version of MTV or G4.

    "Alternative" culture has ALWAYS been a creation of the usual mainstream drivel. Cult followings are just blind and indifferent toward their own blatant capitalism.

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  191. Goodbye from your former demographic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their new target audience just can't seem to wrap its collective mind around the silent "c" so they're bringing the name down a notch, and making the name more "texty" at the same time!

    Unfortunately the marketing team was unable to find a way to work "Xtreme" (That's with a big X, not ex...) into the name. Focus group research shows that today's teens like things that have names that start with an X and end in treme.

    "Hizzouse" also showed positive results but they are saving that for next fall's HGTV rebranding.

  192. Dorky, Not Geeky by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    SciFi hasn't been geeky/tech-savvy for some time. If it were, it'd have primarily science fiction. As it stands it has a great deal of bad, formulaic horror and way too much "supernatural" "reality" show crap for anyone to take it seriously (and we geeks insist on seriously). It doesn't matter if you play each episode 40 times a week intersperesed with all that other junk, 3 main SF programs remains far too little to justify calling the network after them.

    SciFi has been dorky, not geeky. The name change just makes it more obvious. Next name change: Fy, because the suits don't want people to think that watching their fyction programs makes one sy with disappointment.

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  193. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what's strange is it's still somewhat readable.

    GOD DAMNIT MARK TWAIN, YOU STRIKE AGAIN.

  194. I sighcry by splashd · · Score: 1

    How about sci-fi changing their content to Sci-Fi?
    They are slowly draining the pool--best shows on TV: SG-1, BSG...(OK Firefly wasn't theirs, but why didn't they snap it up and resurrect?!).
    What hard sci-fi will they have left to showcase by mid-summer?

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  195. tati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are hundreds of comments on the article at SciFi Wire (which, incidentally, is not changing ITS name) about the name change. Not one--NOT ONE--is in favor of the name change. I laughed my way through lunch today, reading them over--and it was over 500 replies at that time. Time for someone to pony up the money to start a real SciFi...(JOSS, where are you?)

  196. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by Taint+Bearer · · Score: 1

    So, generally just write in Greek letters then, but spelling out English words.

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  197. Thank- 'Whoever' NBC getting honest (sigh) by lpq · · Score: 1

    SciFi has been MOSTLY non-scifi sometime.

    The only series they've had that have been SciFi Originals (that were sci-fi) were BSG, a remake(or reboot), and Eureka.

    Mostly it's the horror, monster, gross-out and scare fest channel...

    It's not been good -- NBC has has more SciFi/Fantasy series (Heroes, Chuck, Knight Rider, Medium, all this season) than their 'SciFi' channel. It's been sad. At least if they change they name, maybe the name will open up for more of a sci-fi offering...

    Sure...reruns abound -- but when was the last time you saw episodes of the TimeTunnel (available on Hulu, I know), or ST:Voyager (Available where?) or, Voyagers (cut due to actor death), Wonder Woman? Dr. Who? What other couldn't they show? I saw tons of Dr Who for the first time on PBS nearly 10-15 years after they were first on BBC. Torchwood a scifi'ish show never made it to an American network that I know of, but I don't get premium cable. Wonder

    It's sad in a way to see the passing of an era, but it's been passed for a while...now have buy and own old DVD's...
    when, on shows I've loved on TV, I never seem to watch and they just take up space/collect dust. But neither do I
    want to pay 99 cents/view....

    Broadband sucks for delivery in the US. Mixed feelings about the announcement...

  198. fart jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SyFy _does_ run Russell Davies-era Doctor Who.

  199. Jumping The Shark And You: A How To by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

    1. Zenith
    2. Cancel shows target audience love
    3. Flail in search of new ones; Fail
    4. Try to rebrand yourself to reach a wider audience (YOU ARE HERE)
    5. Wider audience doesn't care, core audience leaves
    6. Decline

    Same thing that happened to Nickelodeon at the end of the 90s... You cancel SG: Atlantis but keep wrestling, generic monster movies and bullshit psychic stuff? WTF are you guys thinking? The only hope for American geeks now is that Star Trek XI succeeds and opens the gateway to a new ST series, since it's now gone from 'clear' to 'official' that the SciFi channel is no longer about SciFi and won't be creating any more of it in the near future. Maybe they can pick up where Enterprise left off, since it was a good show once they finished 9/11 In Space and got back to being Star Trek.

  200. Dumb-fication by N!NJA · · Score: 1

    I remember when TLC was "The Learning Channel". They had all sorts of great stuff on there, including Junkyard Wars and fistfuls of great documentaries. Then they drove Junkyard wars into the ground, brought in a bunch of "Pimp my X" and "Flip this House" shows. Now the channel is dead to me.

    A similar thing happened recently to the Discovery Channel. Anyone who thinks that Mythbusters has science content is kidding themselves.

    the dumb-fication of TV continues with History Channel increasing its number of reality shows every season. hell, even PBS caved in to reality programming last year (see "Carrier").

    however, what worries me even more is the fact that the networks are changing their programming because that's what (the majority of) people at home want to watch. it might not look like a problem now, but if things keep going this way, in a few generations, intellect will be a concept "fantastic" enough to only be depicted in sci-fi stories.

  201. SyFy just came out as a Dyke channel by hyperventilate · · Score: 1

    SciFi just came out of the closet and renamed herself SyFy... They will now be focusing on the girl-geek-dyke market, which may be few in number, but great in enthusiasm. With all those cable channels there has to be one for every niche. The wrestling will be replaced by roller-derby and Lacrosse.

  202. Good bye scifi! by Wolfmandan72 · · Score: 0

    Man I remember the old days of sci fi prime on Friday's the best of the best shows like Farscape, Lexx, and the Invisible man! Now when battle star ends so does me watching Sci Fi! "See you in hell Sci Fi"

  203. Ghosts are not Scifi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ghosts are not SciFi.
    Vampires are not SciFi.
    Magic is not SciFi.
    Wrestling is not SciFi.
    Horror can be SciFi, but not if it includes ghosts and/or magic and/or wrestling.

    SciFi is simple - put the story in the future or on another planet or in space. Done.

    How many "CSI*" shows can there be? I looked at the line up of one network and that's all they show. CSI-this, CSI-that. By picking large cities, seems they get that city to watch the CSI-the-other-place shows.

    I caught a show on another network - "Hot girls in scary places" - I hope I was the only person to watch this. In **needs** to be canceled, badly. Compared to that show, the "Rock of Love-Bus" deserves an Oscar. Brittanya is HOT, well, until she spits on someone else.

    1. Re:Ghosts are not Scifi by dkf · · Score: 1

      Ghosts are not SciFi.
      Vampires are not SciFi.
      Magic is not SciFi.
      Wrestling is not SciFi.
      Horror can be SciFi, but not if it includes ghosts and/or magic and/or wrestling.

      SciFi is simple - put the story in the future or on another planet or in space. Done.

      I've got this idea for a show involving wrestling magical vampire ghosts on Mars with the losers turned into blue cheese. How would you categorize it? (I put the blue cheese in for horror effect; that stuff horrifies me...)

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  204. I am angry by partowel · · Score: 0

    Syfy? Go to HELL!

    Mainstream audience? If I want dawsons crap,
    reality crap, or other game-show crap I can
    go to other networks.

    Discovery Channel used to be good, in the 80's.
    TLC used to be good in the 80's.
    A&E was good in the 80's.

    Then it all changed in the 90's.

    NOW its useless dribble.

    SyFy has joined the dribble.

    Good job at catering to the LOWEST denominator.

  205. Boundless Science. by Ostracus · · Score: 1

    "The name Sci Fi has been associated with geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that, as opposed to the general public and the female audience in particular.'"

    Science Fiction has always been the limitless imaginative possibilities of science. e.g. "What might be". Fantasy is similar except freed of the limits of science (even speculative).

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  206. Re:My IQ (syfy == Syphilis) by Spasemunki · · Score: 3, Funny

    What has gone wrong in Slavic countries that they have a pet name for syphilis?

  207. As does Wikipedia by jeko · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue-in-cheek

    "Tongue-in-cheek is a term used to refer to humor in which a statement, or an entire fictional work, is not meant to be taken seriously, but its lack of seriousness is subtle. The origin of its usage comes from when Spanish minstrels would perform for various dukes in the 18th century; these dukes would silently chastise the silliness of the minstrel's performances by placing their tongue firmly to the side of their cheek. The Oxford English Dictionary defines it as 'Ironic, slyly humorous; not meant to be taken seriously'."

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  208. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by mr_gorkajuice · · Score: 1

    Øhh, hvor kom den fra? Har du nogensinde set eller hørt dansk??

    (Translation: Uhm, where did that come from? Have you ever seen or heard danish??)

  209. Stowaway movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cold Equations, One of the best made-for-tv movies I've seen

  210. Syphilis channel - very market-centric by exio · · Score: 1

    Even in english the word "syfy" is somehow related to syphilis desease. In other languages, including the languages of countries where Sci Fi Channel is broadcasted (e.g. Poland), the new name has directly pejorative meaning. Good luck with it (LOL).

  211. Re:downtown by airdrummer · · Score: 1

    in pittsburgh that's 'dahn-tahn';-) then there's nor-side, sah-side & s'liberty...

  212. Women's Network by scarboni888 · · Score: 1

    Then the name of the women's network should be renamed "A Man's Prerogative" to help pull in some male viewers, shouldn't it?

  213. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet"

    Ehm, say what? And then in the last sentence I see a huge bunch of X's (and not the fun variety that comes in threes). Something is amiss!

  214. Let's make our own damn channel! by StCredZero · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why not just use Amazon Honor System to give money directly to Joss Whedon and/or Ron Moore, and distribute the show weekly with a private Bittorrent tracker? Heck, why not just make a season a shareware app? What's a reasonable price for a season? $20? All you need is 100,000+ viewers a season, and this thing would work economically. (Heck, I'd even live with B5 level special effects if we could have a new series with intelligent writing and Morena Baccarin, Summer Glau, Nathan Fillion, Tricia Helfer...)

    1. Re:Let's make our own damn channel! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      morena baccarin is hot but she couldn't act her way out of my pants (in, yes. out, no.) if you want to see fillion, though, see dr. horrible... if you haven't already. a friend just showed it to me, it's fantastic.

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    2. Re:Let's make our own damn channel! by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

      Agreed, and I have to say, I stumbled across the first episode of Castle and liked it enough to add it to the DVR schedule.

      Whedon though, man Dollhouse is... lackluster. I remember hating, HATING the first episode of Firefly (well, the first one Fox aired) and never watching another one while it was airing, and then loving it when I saw the season on DVD. So I'm trying to be patient.

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    3. Re:Let's make our own damn channel! by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Whedon though, man Dollhouse is... lackluster. I remember hating, HATING the first episode of Firefly (well, the first one Fox aired) and never watching another one while it was airing, and then loving it when I saw the season on DVD. So I'm trying to be patient.

      I'll agree there. I watched Buffy while it was on, but Firefly I didn't actually catch until about 3 years after the original air date on DVD. It came in second only to the new BSG for me.

      So, I really, really wanted to like Dollhouse. It was coming on right next to TSCC which I already loved, it was Whedon, and it was . . . kinda . . . scifi. I'll admit that the premise sounded a bit drab but I figured I'd give it a chance. Watched the first episode. Not terrible, but I couldn't lie to myself. Overall it was just BORING. Second episode it was equally boring. After that I haven't bothered to watch anymore. I think I'll wait until season 1 wraps up. If the general internet consensus is that "OMG Dollhouse rocked!" then I'll go back and watch a few more to see if it picked up. I still might not like it, but I'll at least give it another chance. If everybody still thinks it sucked, then I'm not bothering.

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      "People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."-Mark Twain
  215. Flashback to 2006 - SurgeTV announcement by BenJeremy · · Score: 1

    Looks like they are just following through with the plans made for SurgeTV.

    Slashdot covered this already....

    1. Re:Flashback to 2006 - SurgeTV announcement by BenJeremy · · Score: 1

      Here's a good article on the subject.

      Life imitates art... sad but too true.

  216. Not so Sci-Fi anyways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I myself found the addition of WCW to not go along with the station name anyways. Wrestling? WTF...

  217. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you're saying we'll switch to German?

  218. So will I get more girls if I say I'm into SyFy? by jellybear · · Score: 1

    So will I get more girls if I say I'm into SyFy? I really want to cast off my dysfunctional geek image. So, if talking about what I saw last night on the SyFy channel means I score with chicks... okay, I guess...

  219. Is there *ever*! by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1
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  220. Re:It's an excellent time to abandon the audience! by Veretax · · Score: 1

    I actually kind of like the new Knight Rider. Given that it reads like it's a newly imagined Knight Rider, I also liked the Bionic Woman, but the problem is Wednesday at 8PM EST, many people like me aren't back from Wednesday Church services when they start.

  221. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mmmmm... Danish. Especially the cheese ones.

  222. wait, what? by cyberfr0g · · Score: 0

    Maybe they should stop running D rated crap scifi movies that they produce themselves and actually play scifi shows.

    I haven't watched scifi since they stopped playing MST3K, Babylon 5, Dark Shadows, Saturday Anime, etc...

    I knew it was a dead channel when they started playing wrestling and SVU.

  223. bets as to will they run post tennant DR Who by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    I can see this go 2 ways

    1 the execs decide that "this is not our core audience" and refuse to grab the rights
    2 the BBC decides to not give them the rights "because they are are stupid foul gits"

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  224. Syfy? by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm old, or just odd, but changing the i's to y's immediately brought up alternative sexual preferences and lifestyles (e.g., womyn). Not that there's anything wrong with it, but I don't see it as attracting more of the mainstream audience.

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    "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell
  225. So Easy to fix SciFi by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

    A lot of folks have already made similar suggestions. Here's how I'd fix it:

    Firefly
    Dr. Who (30 years worth)
    Farscape
    Star Trek (all of em - even if you don't like em, they stil count)
    StarGate (SG 1 and Atlantis)
    Logan's Run
    Blake's 7
    Eureka
    BSG (Classic and modern)
    Max Headroom
    Andromeda
    Sliders
    Lexx
    Red Dwarf
    Threshold

    And sure, add in the Fantasy Genre - we're used to the mix on bookshelves
    Xena
    Hercules
    that Robin Hood series I didn't watch, but heard was ok

    You can get some great stuff by expanding the definition a LITTLE BIT
    The Prisoner
    The Twilight Zone
    The Night Gallery
    Buffy the Vampire slayer
    The X Files

    Fill it out with the occasional miniseries
    Hitchhiker's Guide
    Dune
    V
    Neverwhere
    Goremangast
    10th Kingdom

    Now, add in all the SF movies available, and you've got a network that could have a reasonable "primetime" with series we love and remember with movies galore and it would probably take quite a while to get to where you're repeating yourself.

    I bet they'd turn a profit. If they added in the occasional original series, all the better. If you REALLY felt you were short on stuff, there's a lot of CyberPunk Anime that would qualify (when judging this, just imagine if the show was live action instead - if it's sufficiently SF, go for it)

    Instead, they decide they're too science fictiony?

    Wrestling... WTF?

    IF you're gonna do wrestling, GIVE US ROBOT WARS and BATTLE BOTS! That is the kind of wrestling that SciFi fans would actually watch.

    I thought that one of the benefits of all these zillions of cable channels was that you could afford to have a real niche, but still gather enough of a national audience to make it viable.

    Ok, /rant

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    The Digital Sorceress
    1. Re:So Easy to fix SciFi by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      Omg, I need to turn in my geek card...

      I forgot Babylon 5 /hanging head in shame

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      The Digital Sorceress
    2. Re:So Easy to fix SciFi by Amertune · · Score: 1

      If they did that, then I would upgrade my cable package just for the Sci-Fi channel. As it is, I've only rarely watched the channel, and I'll probably never watch it again.

  226. What's in a name? by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

    It's not the name that makes it "geeky"... it's the content, change the content to something less geeky and you'll get a more mainstream crowd. A simple name change might result in a small spike in ratings... mostly because people don't know what the SyFy network is, but once they realize that the 24 hour Enterprise marathon is a staple, they'll probably flip back over to whatever reality show the mainstream networks are crapping out these days.

    That being said, I hope they don't change the content... because it fills a niche in the market.

  227. A lot is in a name by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    We started as Science Fiction, and then Hollywood - the movie monster idiots of the 1950s - coined the word "sci-fi". Harlan Ellison fired back with SF - Speculative Fiction - a term that evoked respect instead of snickers from those who are now conditioned to think Gamera Vs. Godzilla is science fiction.

    But after the SF meltdown caused by the 1980s invasion of the idiocracy "sci-fi" series novels, Star Trek, and most especially TV and anime nonsense, we now have "sci-fi", the term that once meant non-scientific fake SF, the Xylitol of the science fiction universe.

    Now THAT is too cerebral. Now we have SyFy, the complete descientification of the fiction. Idiot drivel with shiny happy California actors who have never read SF in their lives making Kabuki imitations of a genre that once launched real rockets to the moon.

    Idiocracy. Kornbluth was right. The Marching Morons are here.

  228. We're well on our way... by shadedream · · Score: 1

    "The #1 movie in America was called "Ass." And that's what it was. For 90 minutes. It won four Oscars that year, including best screenplay."

    I give it a few more years or so...

  229. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ow. Gust playne ow.

  230. Re:Why does everything have to appeal to everybody by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

    Doubly annoying because we keep getting told that the reason no one will do a la carte cable services is because companies bundle their niche channels in with their popular ones, and the niche channels would die out if you bought channels individually b/c there wouldn't be enough people in the niche to support it. So... if the current structure of cable subscriptions is partially meant to support the niche channels, why does every channel need to un-niche itself?

    More importantly, between the internet and Netflix, why would anyone "tech-savvy" enough to be included in their focus group still be paying $50+/month for cable?

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  231. Oblig? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't understand ice cream, can I get a car analogy?

  232. Re:Why does everything have to appeal to everybody by Speck'sBacon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah. It's like they fail to take into account that "everybody" can't watch all of the channels aimed at "everybody" (though this is mitigated somewhat by DVR and cable/internet on-demand content), so they are in effect diluting their viewership when they might actually maintain higher viewship by catering to sci-fi fans. That's not mathematically guaranteed: it depends on what their current audience numbers are, and how many new viewers they can peel off with their format change, but mainstream audience does not automatically equal more viewership.

  233. If anyone cares to contact the Sci-fi channel... by ajdowntown · · Score: 1

    I think if you hate this as much as I do, please take a moment and email them, below is their contact information from their website:

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    If you have suggestions or comments for our Programming Department about the SCI FI Channel or any of its shows, please contact: feedback@scifi.com

  234. As a member of the *existing* "female" audience by bebemochi · · Score: 1

    Their remark pisses me off more ways than one. Obviously, it underhandedly insults geeky men -- not cool. Yet it also slyly insults women in two ways, first by ignoring the fact that we even watch their channel at all currently, and second by reading as "we at Sci Fi had to dumb ourselves down for regular folk and teh wimmins in particular". *rolls eyes* I've been watching the Sci Fi Channel ever since it started. So have all of my women friends. Of course it's a biased sample (in addition to being anecdotal); they're my friends in large part because we share the same taste in things. However, my women friends also have other women friends; I know many of them watch too. And many of the "male geeks", notwithstanding the rude characterization of the Sci Fi Channel, have girlfriends or wives -- I'm willing to bet they watch as well.

    I won't be watching "SyFy" though. It's condescending to everyone involved, and like many others have said, once BSG is gone, there's really no reason anyway. A shame. MST3K was mythical.

  235. God forbid . . . by Rambo+Tribble · · Score: 1

    . . . the geniuses at the network should consider gaining market through quality programming, when marketing spin can do all the work. Hey, I've got an idea! The network could start paying bloggers . . .

  236. My kindom for a channel... by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    That combines showing sci-fi and fantasy shows and movies that also talks about Geek Culture. Show Blade Runner, Max Headroom, Star Trek and the like. Give me the best of Sci-Fi and TechTV in one channel. i loved TechTV, i learn a great deal by watching The Screen Savers. Give me something hard core techie. Create a haven for making shows about stuff that only basement dwellers enjoy. Some of us have significant incomes.

    Channels are obsolete anyway. Just make shows and movies and let me subscribe to them or download them.

    It's odd that Sci-Fi wants to move away from its audience, but then again, Wired used to be a tech magazine. Now it's a lifestyle magazine.

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  237. The name change is just to justify... by ShadoCat · · Score: 1

    ...flooding the channel with more wrestling, Ghost Boinkers, and other shows aimed to bring in more of their new core market: unemployed rednecks.

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  238. I see this going the way of MTV by ShadoCat · · Score: 1

    Is anyone else here old enough to remember that MTV use to actually show music videos?

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  239. I was hoping April Fools started early... by Mad-Bassist · · Score: 1

    Because this looks like a story from The Onion!

    "The name Sci Fi has been associated with geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that, as opposed to the general public and the female audience in particular," - I associate the term with intelligence, literacy, and imagination. I'm guessing Mr. Brooks the "TV historian" didn't grow up reading Asimov, Bradbury, and Clarke.

    As for women, weren't they (the average non-geeky ones) doing okay when they were showing Quantum Leap all hours of the day, or at least the hours I tried to tune in? I could only take so much of "dropped into yet another life" hell.

    SciFi just had their most successful year, and they're shooting themselves in the foot by insulting their core audience. Then again, if they attract the masses, they may make more money--stupid people are everywhere, and to be successful in this world, one must realize that fact. Perhaps that explains all the infomercials.

    Oh well, I don't regret dropping cable in 1999. Long live Netflix, Bittorrent, and Use*ahem*.

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    1. Re:I was hoping April Fools started early... by ShadoCat · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, this story comes from their own website.

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  240. The death of niche TV by sherriw · · Score: 1

    It's already happened to broadcast TV, the death of niche tv channels is next. God forbid a show doesn't appeal to the mainstream American Idol, King of Queens crowd, it gets the axe. All we're going to be left with soon are reality shows, cop, lawyer and doctor shows, and dramas that are just an endless series of cliff-hangers off-again on-again relationships and never-resolved subplots. ug.

  241. Re:My IQ (syfy == Syphilis) by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's the only pet they can afford....

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  242. WTF? It's not even nerdy anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geek is finally "chic" and they go and worry about the term "Sci Fi" after all these DECADES? So now instead of possibly geeky, yet understandable and known term, they go to something stupid and lame. No, the truth is they probably wanted to open up to other non science or tech subject matter (which, let's face it, they already play more than just sci-fi shows and movies)

  243. SlashyDotty by Lord+Juan · · Score: 1

    Well, lets just hope that NBC never get their hands on Slashdot or we may end up with SlashyDotty :S

  244. No... the *real* problem by jra · · Score: 1

    is that, apparently, "syfy" means "crusty venereal disease" in Polish.

    http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/03/17/the-venereal-disease-channel-imaginatizes-greatastically/

    Morons.

  245. ~~~FUMING~~~ by Mi1ez · · Score: 1

    Hell.. why not just name it the "Fallen Kingdom Stewing Piddly Crap" Channel? (Try just saying the first syllables of that name for what I REALLY meant by it.) Cripes.. I guess I'm just too much of a cellar-ridden geek playing video games. I guess what they're saying is that my buddies and I shouldn't bother throwing together chips and KFC parties for shows like we have been for BSG. :) Apparently, we're not in their demographic. So much for THAT ad revenue they were making. It's truly insulting--plus they defined a general genre that a LARGE population of people have always liked and subscribed to their channel for--mind you, with a few stellar exceptions like BSG, Stargate and Firefly, most of their programming are disappointing and they deserve to lose most of the revenue if things ever finally go ala carte like Hulu and Amazon.

  246. "Shut Your Frakking Yap"? by kst · · Score: 1

    Obviously it stands for "Shut Your Frakking Yap".

    I encourage everyone to spread this idea. (Thanks to my brother who came up with it.)

  247. Absolutely silly by komiga · · Score: 1

    SWhyFWhy!!!

  248. Goodbye Sci Fi channel by owndao · · Score: 1

    Sounds like it's time for someone to come out with a Real Speculative Fiction channel. After quickly exhausting the catalogue of good sci fi it could create series like HBO does. There are so many great authors and stories they won't have trouble finding quality material. Surely there is enough money in geekdom to fund this.

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  249. Demand Respect. by pixelslinger · · Score: 1

    Why is it okay for people to insult Science Fiction fans? Here we have a channel that made its money from a certain audience that insults its audience. Does Lifetime insult women? Does ESPN insult sports fans? Does Disney insult children? No. Our money has made blockbusters out of films, hundreds of millions for merchandisers, and uncounted fortunes for many other venues. I say we demand respect. Boycott SciFi (SyFy)

  250. PS. by sznupi · · Score: 1

    And just realised now that when used strictly in plural form "syfy" could refer to some bumps/homos/tramps.

    Could it possibly relate to those that made the decision about the rebranding?

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  251. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it wrong that I fluently read all of xis?