Yeah! Leave Steve Jobs alone! Just.. leave him alone!
He is just a human! He has artistic visions that he knows are important and user interface guidelines that people should hear about other operating systems! He, he loves his iPhone,..and he's going through a tough time.
That Apple stock price didn't skyrocket by itself! He had to build it up himself! He put all those programmers and designers together after scouting and hiring them all. Did you do that?? You didn't do that!
YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT SOMEONE WHEN YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO DO WHAT THEY'LL DO! YOU HAVE NOT SPENT A MILE WALKING IN HIS SNEAKERS.. or Levi's jeans, or silk cashmere shirt or whatever he wears, BUT YOU KNOW HE'S STYLISH! FUCK YOU, YOU JUDGMENTAL PEOPLE!
He is dealing with a lot right now. You don't make fun of him! If you wanna make fun of him you are gonna have to go through me...and I am tough to go through because I am a pompous Mac fanboy.
My opponent wouldn't even know the answer to that question. If you ask him the same question he would not answer it! He would just stand around and babble on and on about nothing, until finally he was saved by the buzz--
Just leave him alone!
Yeah! Leave Steve Jobs alone! Just.. leave him alone!
..and he's going through a tough time.
..and I am tough to go through because I am a pompous Mac fanboy.
...leave him alone.
He is just a human! He has artistic visions that he knows are important and user interface guidelines that people should hear about other operating systems! He, he loves his iPhone,
That Apple stock price didn't skyrocket by itself! He had to build it up himself! He put all those programmers and designers together after scouting and hiring them all. Did you do that?? You didn't do that!
YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT SOMEONE WHEN YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO DO WHAT THEY'LL DO! YOU HAVE NOT SPENT A MILE WALKING IN HIS SNEAKERS.. or Levi's jeans, or silk cashmere shirt or whatever he wears, BUT YOU KNOW HE'S STYLISH! FUCK YOU, YOU JUDGMENTAL PEOPLE!
He is dealing with a lot right now. You don't make fun of him! If you wanna make fun of him you are gonna have to go through me.
(with apologies to Seth Green)
I don't know, that was Lieutenant Data's major Achilles Heel.
That's Lieutenant Commander Data to you, pal.
- Because after undocking, Microsoft Outlook insists on opening on that (non-existent) monitor.
Alt-tab to Outlook. Press Alt+Space, M, any arrow key, and move the mouse. Viola. You're welcome
Truly, this will be the year of the death of the RIAA on the desktop!
*ducks*
Shutup! You broke my house.
...I like money.
They tuk ehr jobs!!
My opponent wouldn't even know the answer to that question. If you ask him the same question he would not answer it! He would just stand around and babble on and on about nothing, until finally he was saved by the buzz--