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  1. I saw a magazine with an article about this.. on IT Job Market Is Tanking, But Not For Everyone · · Score: 3, Funny
    ..on the cover of Hot Naked Chicks and World Report, March 3, 2505 edition. It read:

    "SHIT SUCKS!" (story on page 42)

  2. Re:leave steve alone! on Apple Disclosures About Jobs To Face SEC Review · · Score: 1

    Just leave him alone!

    Yeah! Leave Steve Jobs alone! Just.. leave him alone!

    He is just a human! He has artistic visions that he knows are important and user interface guidelines that people should hear about other operating systems! He, he loves his iPhone, ..and he's going through a tough time.

    That Apple stock price didn't skyrocket by itself! He had to build it up himself! He put all those programmers and designers together after scouting and hiring them all. Did you do that?? You didn't do that!

    YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT SOMEONE WHEN YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO DO WHAT THEY'LL DO! YOU HAVE NOT SPENT A MILE WALKING IN HIS SNEAKERS.. or Levi's jeans, or silk cashmere shirt or whatever he wears, BUT YOU KNOW HE'S STYLISH! FUCK YOU, YOU JUDGMENTAL PEOPLE!

    He is dealing with a lot right now. You don't make fun of him! If you wanna make fun of him you are gonna have to go through me. ..and I am tough to go through because I am a pompous Mac fanboy.

    ...leave him alone.

    (with apologies to Seth Green)

  3. Re:oblig on Why the Kill Switch Makes Sense For Android · · Score: 1

    I don't know, that was Lieutenant Data's major Achilles Heel.

    That's Lieutenant Commander Data to you, pal.

  4. Re:Uptime... on Microsoft Considers "Instant On" Windows · · Score: 0

    - Because after undocking, Microsoft Outlook insists on opening on that (non-existent) monitor.

    Alt-tab to Outlook. Press Alt+Space, M, any arrow key, and move the mouse. Viola. You're welcome

  5. Re:Well. on Artists Strive To Wrest Rights From Music Industry · · Score: 0

    Truly, this will be the year of the death of the RIAA on the desktop!

    *ducks*

  6. Re:I KNEW IT!! on Students Are Always Half Right In Pittsburgh · · Score: 1, Funny

    Shutup! You broke my house.

    ...I like money.

  7. Re:I hope they're removed, on Barr Sues Over McCain's, Obama's Presence on Texas Ballot · · Score: 2, Funny

    They tuk ehr jobs!!

  8. You know.. on Scott Adams's Political Survey of Economists · · Score: 1

    My opponent wouldn't even know the answer to that question. If you ask him the same question he would not answer it! He would just stand around and babble on and on about nothing, until finally he was saved by the buzz--