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  1. Re:Morpheus on 'Officer Bubbles' Sues YouTube Commenters Over Mockery · · Score: 1

    Nabu-kudurri-usur

  2. You Know What They Say? on 'Officer Bubbles' Sues YouTube Commenters Over Mockery · · Score: 1

    Mad Dogs and Policemen.

  3. Mom! Dad! Don't Touch It! on Google's Slideshow of Interesting Things · · Score: 1

    "It's EVIL!"

    -- Love, Kevin.

  4. Re:wrong OS? NO! Wrong QUESTION! on Desktop Linux Is Dead · · Score: 1

    Slow ride.

    Take it easy.

  5. Re:Ray's Real Job on Ray Ozzie To Step Down From His Role At Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Jobs has major faults. He's not "a clueless sales executive".

    In the limited realm of consumer technology, he falls between the description of "visionary" and "bellwether"

    I'm not a fanboi. But Jobs knows how to lead his company, and organise technologists towards a goal that people really like and want to buy/use.

    Baller rides on the existing business - pumping out crap that people have to use.

  6. Re:Ray's Real Job on Ray Ozzie To Step Down From His Role At Microsoft · · Score: 1

    You are illustrating my point, not contesting it - right? :-)

  7. Re:Ray's Real Job on Ray Ozzie To Step Down From His Role At Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Split in two:

    1) Profitable business, that makes DESKTOP WINDOWS and MS OFFICE.

    2) Unprofitable business, which makes EVERYTHING else. Watch the game go up on these technologies, or watch them disappear from the market, after Office stops paying their bills.

  8. Re:wrong OS? NO! Wrong QUESTION! on Desktop Linux Is Dead · · Score: 1

    Those prognosticators did not make their statements at the end of a quarter in which 20 million such devices were sold - by just one vendor.

  9. Re:But on The Effect of Internal Bacteria On the Human Body · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I eat a diet almost exclusively comprised of vegetarians.

  10. Midichloreans! on The Effect of Internal Bacteria On the Human Body · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your sad devotion to that ancient religion...

  11. Re:They've already busted that twice now on President Obama To Appear On Mythbusters · · Score: 1

    Someone tought my buthsufferticket comment was flamebait? Man! Honkey got to buy his ass some sense o' humour!

  12. Ray's Real Job on Ray Ozzie To Step Down From His Role At Microsoft · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Was official "Do Nothing".

    He was installed, to keep the board and principal shareholders mollified at the prospect of a Gates departure that left the Corporation in the hands of clueless Sales executives.

    "Here, Ray! Stand here, hold this, and grin."

    If BillG had gone without a Ray Ozzie in place, everyone would have seen the previous 5 years of Ballmer-led "performance" - then headed for the metaphorical exit. Microsoft, instead of trading in the lackluster mid-twenties, would have been an instant 9-dollar-stock, eventually nosing up to 12 or 16...

    Too many multi-millionaire, club members would have bathed on that one - Including Gates, Ballmer and Allen. So. What to do? Get yourself a scarecrow, like Ozzie, and stand him at the end of the field.

    God! is there nothing about Microsoft that is not some sad, hollow sham?

  13. Re:End of Azure on Ray Ozzie To Step Down From His Role At Microsoft · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Step Down From His Role" Does that include no more wiping Ballmer spooge off his chin?

    How's that for "imagery"?

  14. Re:End of Azure on Ray Ozzie To Step Down From His Role At Microsoft · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't bitch at me. These are all other people's money makers, that MS slavishly copied, without any profitable revenue coming back to them.

    When I mentioned Amazon, I was specifically referring to EC2 and S3.

  15. Re:End of Azure on Ray Ozzie To Step Down From His Role At Microsoft · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, what's left that we can yet copy from iTunes, Sony, OS X, Java, VMware and Amazon?

  16. I'm Ray Ozzie, on Ray Ozzie To Step Down From His Role At Microsoft · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bailing out from this exploding gas bag, before she burns down to the bare frame.

  17. Re:They've already busted that twice now on President Obama To Appear On Mythbusters · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Shit.

    This whole thing is just to distract from the thing MythBusters won't investigate: Obama has no valid US birth certification!

  18. Re:wrong OS? NO! Wrong QUESTION! on Desktop Linux Is Dead · · Score: 1

    Yes. We agree - because we are the technical/creative minority.

  19. Re:wrong OS? NO! Wrong QUESTION! on Desktop Linux Is Dead · · Score: 1

    Right. That's my point. On Slashdot, we're the crew that held onto their Workstations, as cheap Intel PCs flooded in.

  20. When Did The CIA Ever Balk or Flinch... on Pirated Software Could Bring Down Predator Drones · · Score: 1

    At breaking laws and acting without morality or conscience against the interests of the nation and humanity?

  21. Re:wrong OS? NO! Wrong QUESTION! on Desktop Linux Is Dead · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Desktop OS is dead.

    Apple will wind down OS X over the decade - the PC era is over.

    For users, this was heralded by the advent of the iPad, which will usher in 10,000 copies. For data centers, this came with large-scale, production virtualization.

    Your beloved PC? Now a "content creator's" workstation. Everything from word processing to simple photo-editing goes on line - or into an "app".

  22. Re:Did anyone not see this coming? on Oracle Asks OpenOffice Community Members To Leave · · Score: 1

    For Microsoft: Snidely Whiplash. Nefarious, dastardly and grossly incompetent - Like Wile E. Coyote, without the ability to evoke a sympathetic response.

  23. Re:$1000 a PC? on Generic PCs For Corporate Use? · · Score: 4, Funny

    HELP! CALL Glenn Beck!

    He's from a Government agency! He wants to make everything the same!

    I TOLD you that Obama was going to bring Socialism!

  24. Re:Noo! on Humans Will Need Two Earths By 2030 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, we DO have both "Earth 2" and "Bizarro Earth", right?

    I read through much of this thread, and am pretty well convinced that we must be living on the cube-shaped alternative...

  25. Re:Did anyone not see this coming? on Oracle Asks OpenOffice Community Members To Leave · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nobody likes Oracle. Some actually like Microsoft, but the actual Oracle FanBoi count is weighted on the negative end of the scale, so mighty the vehemence of it's critics.

    I believe that the LibreOffice team ought to couple their efforts with those of the Electronic Frontier Foundation - and in response to Oracle, brand the forking venture: EFF-off .