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The Effect of Internal Bacteria On the Human Body

meckdevil writes with this excerpt from the Miller-McCune magazine: "In a series of recent findings, researchers describe bacteria that communicate in sophisticated ways, take concerted action, influence human physiology, alter human thinking, bioengineer the environment and control their own evolution. ... The abilities of bacteria are interesting to understand in their own right, and knowing how bacteria function in the biosphere may lead to new sources of energy or ways to degrade toxic chemicals, for example. But emerging evidence on the role of bacteria in human physiology brings the wonder and promise — and the hazards of misunderstanding them — up close and personal. ... Because in a very real sense, bacteria are us. Recent research has shown that gut microbes control or influence nutrient supply to the human host, the development of mature intestinal cells and blood vessels, the stimulation and maturation of the immune system, and blood levels of lipids such as cholesterol. They are, therefore, intimately involved in the bodily functions that tend to be out of kilter in modern society: metabolism, cardiovascular processes and defense against disease. Many researchers are coming to view such diseases as manifestations of imbalance in the ecology of the microbes inhabiting the human body. If further evidence bears this out, medicine is about to undergo a profound paradigm shift, and medical treatment could regularly involve kindness to microbes."

227 comments

  1. the real overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    the real overlords

    1. Re:the real overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I bet that the two above ACs are both the same idiot.

    2. Re:the real overlords by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Well, you are full of crud.....literally

    3. Re:the real overlords by Iburnaga · · Score: 1

      U mad bro?

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    4. Re:the real overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet that the 5 above ACs are all the same idiot.

    5. Re:the real overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You calling the OP a faggot, but then offering to put him in a dress and have him suck you off? What's that phrase about pots and kettles again?

    6. Re:the real overlords by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean Innerlords?

    7. Re:the real overlords by durrr · · Score: 1

      Considering you carry some ten times more bacteria than normal cells i'm not sure we can define them as lords. The ruling majority is more along the line.

  2. Midichloreans! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your sad devotion to that ancient religion...

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    1. Re:Midichloreans! by cappp · · Score: 5, Funny

      So the best way to neutralise Darth Vader would have been a jolly good dose of antibiotics and instructions to wash his hands thoroughly before every meal?

    2. Re:Midichloreans! by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      Man all the sudden Ray Ozzie has all this free time on his hands to post on Slashdot!

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    3. Re:Midichloreans! by T+Murphy · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, the antibiotics would just mean Darth Vader would catch autism, which would have questionable effects on his evilness. Bacteria has nothing to do with it- the problem obviously lies with his thetans (so pay up!).

    4. Re:Midichloreans! by pauljlucas · · Score: 1

      I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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    5. Re:Midichloreans! by interkin3tic · · Score: 3, Funny

      So the best way to neutralise Darth Vader would have been a jolly good dose of antibiotics and instructions to wash his hands thoroughly before every meal?

      I think that would have been a bit anticlimactic.

      Luke: "Father, I've come to give you... PENICILLIN!! Uh... oh...I guess it's a suppository, you take every day for a week."
      Vader: "Going to force choke you right now"
      Luke: "That would be a lot less awkward, thanks."

      Probably shouldn't give Lucas any new ideas.

    6. Re:Midichloreans! by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      No. After.

    7. Re:Midichloreans! by syousef · · Score: 1

      So the best way to neutralise Darth Vader would have been a jolly good dose of antibiotics and instructions to wash his hands thoroughly before every meal?

      That is certainly the case after the prequels. That's what you do when you get shit on your hands.

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    8. Re:Midichloreans! by arth1 · · Score: 1

      So the best way to neutralise Darth Vader would have been a jolly good dose of antibiotics and instructions to wash his hands thoroughly before every meal?

      Hygiene was important: Use the fork, Luke!

    9. Re:Midichloreans! by rcamans · · Score: 1

      I'm quite sure that when you said thetans you violated Scientology DRM, copyrights, patents, trademarks, and a whole lot of other things. Unfortunately, they will have to kill you. See you later...

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  3. Greg Bear wins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Greg Bear wins by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      How does that score MINUS ONE?

      Life imitates art.

      Also, if you've not read it yet, then read it now - great story *and* relevant to todays news.

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    2. Re:Greg Bear wins by mibe · · Score: 1

      Actually, I thought instead of Blood Music, with its "thinking cells" when I read this article (https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Blood_Music).

  4. Bacteria - real life nanobots by hpa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Some are good, some are bad, but they're definitely always with us. Being able to control and shape them would definitely be beneficial.

    1. Re:Bacteria - real life nanobots by Skal+Tura · · Score: 1

      nevermind even knowing which, why, how.
      Imagine the magic be thin pill: a daily capsule of select bacteria, little to no side effects.

    2. Re:Bacteria - real life nanobots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea all you have to do is eat that pill and nothing else. you'll see great results.

    3. Re:Bacteria - real life nanobots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      nevermind even knowing which, why, how.
      Imagine the magic be thin pill: a daily capsule of select bacteria, little to no side effects.

      Or, as discussed in the article, a fecal transplant...

      Some researchers are even exploring the idea of stool transplants — that is, introducing a healthy person’s gut bacteria into a sick person’s intestines via the donor’s feces. Although there are not many peer-reviewed studies of this rather disturbing concept, a review in the July 2004 Journal of Clinical Gastroenterology by Australian researcher Thomas Borody found that in a large majority of the cases reported in the medical literature, fecal transplants resulted in almost immediate and long-lasting relief for people suffering from inflammatory bowel conditions and for those with chronic antibiotic-induced diarrhea. (There’s definitely a market for fecal transplants. When one scientist mentioned the success of the procedure in an interview with The Wall Street Journal, he was inundated with calls from desperate patients begging for the treatment, even though he does not practice the therapy.)

    4. Re:Bacteria - real life nanobots by Hylandr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well there you go, Eat shit and Live!

      - Dan.

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    5. Re:Bacteria - real life nanobots by Stargoat · · Score: 1

      Heh. Unless it spends too much time on the shelf or something. And then....

      You have died of dysentery.

      More seriously though, I've had dysentery in a 3rd world country. It sucks. A lot. It is entirely possible to starve while eating enough food. I look forward to when someone has a pill that can fix that over night.

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    6. Re:Bacteria - real life nanobots by Skal+Tura · · Score: 1

      eewww, that is disgusting :O
      Then again, if it helps saving lives.... :)

    7. Re:Bacteria - real life nanobots by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Already exists, its called "tapeworm eggs".

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    8. Re:Bacteria - real life nanobots by tonique · · Score: 1

      Fecal bacteriotherapy is administered per anum, fortunately.

    9. Re:Bacteria - real life nanobots by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Yes. It's actually pretty hard for most bacteria to get past the stomach alive.

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    10. Re:Bacteria - real life nanobots by alexo · · Score: 1

      Fecal bacteriotherapy is administered per anum

      I do not think it means what you think it means.

  5. Sigh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one (sigh) welcome our new microbe overlords...

    1. Re:Sigh... by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      I for one (sigh) welcome our new microbe overlords...

      which predate the dinosaurs.

  6. Mr Burns... by PIBM · · Score: 1

    Knew it all along!

  7. Did anyone else... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DAE read the full summary, and then immediately look to see if it was submitted by KDawson?

  8. 10x by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    there are at least 10 times as many bacterial cells as "human" cells in our bodies and you can run many different bacteria on a human. So one might consider oneself bacteria and the body just a vehicle for your bacteria. Except for Bill O'reily. Bateria refuse to grow in him.

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    1. Re:10x by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      omg, That just made the thought of sex very unattractive...

      - Dan.

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    2. Re:10x by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Funny

      Duh, you're mostly bacteria. Go off in a corner and bud one out. You don't need to recombine genes when the ones you already got are perfect.

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    3. Re:10x by TheCarp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Actually, the article makes me wonder if a threesome involving anal sex could now be considered a medical procedure. Its not unsafe sex, its a colon bacteria transplant!

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    4. Re:10x by aliquis · · Score: 0, Troll

      Why a threesome? Two-three men so they can fuck each other in the ass redistributing the bacteria or what do you mean?

      I can understand it's hard to move them to the colon using your own penis (for some of us at least ..), an alternative solution would had been to simply use the finger.

    5. Re:10x by wgoodman · · Score: 1

      Hate to quote Wikipedia, but: "Citation needed."

    6. Re:10x by Hylandr · · Score: 0, Troll

      This makes me wonder if HIV / Aids isn't the result of a "Tummy Bug" Since that's the only place that anti-retrovirus drugs can't completely wipe out?

      - Dan.

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    7. Re:10x by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      There are cases where antibiotics have killed off friendly bacteria and unfriendly types become a problem.
      In the case of Pseudomembranous colitis
      one effective treatment amounts to a poop transplant. No joke!

    8. Re:10x by regularstranger · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_flora

      Under "Bacterial Flora" is says 10^14 bacteria cells vs. 10^13 human cells. The reference stating this is

      http://www.annualreviews.org/doi/abs/10.1146/annurev.mi.31.100177.000543

      I leave it to you to check the veracity of these sources. The three seconds on Google it took me to find the above is stretching me pretty thin.

    9. Re:10x by quenda · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hate to quote Wikipedia, but: "Citation needed."

      If you can quote Wikipedia, I can cite it.

      The average human body, consisting of about 1013 (10,000,000,000,000 or about ten trillion) cells, has about ten times that number of microorganisms in the gut.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_flora#Gut_flora

      Of course, bacteria are much smaller than animal cells. Its a bit like saying cars contain more dirt particles than functioning components.

    10. Re:10x by wgoodman · · Score: 1

      I should hope they're smaller! I'm just getting over pneumonia and have been on antibiotics for the last 2 weeks. Considering the havoc that antibiotics play on all the good internal bacteria, I might weigh ~20 pounds!

    11. Re:10x by TheLink · · Score: 2, Funny

      Eat shit and not die?

      I heard some bears eat herbivore poop after hibernation supposedly to get back some desirable bacteria.

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    12. Re:10x by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Well yes, that's exactly what I was thinking. Well, except for the men part. Not being gay, they don't really enter into my fantasy world. Women have colons and colon bacteria as well!

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    13. Re:10x by arth1 · · Score: 1

      omg, That just made the thought of sex very unattractive...

      Yes, Bill O'Reilly can have that effect.

    14. Re:10x by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Not to get in the way of slashdot's "bad car analogy" tradition, but bacteria are functioning components of human bodies.

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    15. Re:10x by Pharmboy · · Score: 1
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    16. Re:10x by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eat shit and not die?

      I heard some bears eat herbivore poop after hibernation supposedly to get back some desirable bacteria.

      FFS, it's a SHIT ENEMA!!! At least *read* the fucking link before commenting on it?? You eat shit and you *do* die, because human small intestine is not a good place to have Ecoli. You want those in your *large* intestine.

    17. Re:10x by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Read the stuff yourself: The probiotic infusion can also be administered through a nasogastric tube, delivering the bacteria directly to the small intestine.

      That is if you didn't fail comprehension 101.

      Maybe this is more right up your "alley": Go eat shit and die!

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    18. Re:10x by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      You've been unfairly modded Troll for asking a question that could be interpreted as anti-gay rhetoric...but HIV/AIDS originated in African chimps and transferred to humans either via humans eating "bush meat" (chimp kabobs) or as Chris Rock puts it, "somebody fucked a monkey."*

      *This is not a racist joke, don't mod me troll, humorless moderators.

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    19. Re:10x by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      What's annoying was I was very serious from a medical standpoint, the suggestions in the OP would suggest this could be a real scenario "Hypothetically".

      Sue me for working in the medical industry. But seriously, if HIV cannot be discussed openly without fear or stigma then it's no wonder it continues to spread. Read up on your biology before marking Troll.

      - Dan.

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    20. Re:10x by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I believe thats "eat shit through your nose"

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    21. Re:10x by Reziac · · Score: 1

      In the case of my old truck, so is the dirt -- it keeps everything else from leaking out of the engine!!

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  9. Different bacteria in different parts of the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wild (and almost certainly wrong) speculation here ...

    But, anyway, one often experiences intestinal upheaval when travelling in other parts of the world. I tend to imagine that the new foreign bacteria are engaged in an epic battle with the original bacteria for supremacy (e.g. of the colon).

    But what if different bacteria release different hormones and chemicals. Is there any chance that the bacteria that is prevalent in one part of the world nudge people in that part of the world to act in certain ways?

    For example, what if a particular type of bacteria secreted hormones to make people feel hungry? Could that be a partial explanation of why people in certain parts of the world are heavier than in other parts. Realistically, probably not - but it would be pretty funny if the real reason Americans are overweight is because of the sub-species of bacteria prevalent in the USA.

    And ulcers did eventually turn out to have a bacterial origin - so you just never know.

  10. Anthropomorphic bacteria by mibe · · Score: 5, Informative

    I know it's a bit of nit-picking in an otherwise fascinating and informative article, but this bit about bacteria directing their own evolution is quite unfounded and - I suspect - added to sensationalize a teeny bit.

    Bacteria do engage in horizontal gene transfer, and so can shape their own genomes beyond relying on random mutation (which is perfectly reasonable and expected, given that us dumb eukaryotes have even figured out how to do that part pretty well). However, to suggest that the bacteria are making "intentional changes to their heritable scaffolding" with some kind of intelligence is anthropomorphizing a little overmuch, especially with this part: "To suggest that organisms as primitive as bacteria are capable of controlling their own evolution is obviously silly. Isn’t it?" Yes, bacteria can share genetic material and yes, some bits of material (plasmids!) seem developed almost explicitly to do this, but evidence of "intentions" or "control" behind their evolutionary direction is lacking. Bacteria share genes; the ones who pick up successful (eg, antibiotic resistance) genes survive and proliferate. Natural selection favors mobility of these situationally beneficial genes (and, one must note, only when they are beneficial; they otherwise drop rather rapidly out of the population) and the bacteria who harbor them, just like every other living thing on the planet.

    Final note: no serious tree of life puts humans at the "apex." To do so is to misunderstand evolutionary theory: we are just as "evolved" as every other extant life form.

    Sincerely,

    A Pedantic Biologist

    1. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I'd call out this article for more than nit picking. Aside from your point where he conflates evolution, TFA is rife with sweepingly broad statements. Just because some bacteria secrete serotonin doesn't mean that they can make people happy. Further:

      Recent research has shown that gut microbes control or influence nutrient supply to the human host, the development of mature intestinal cells and blood vessels, the stimulation and maturation of the immune system, and blood levels of lipids such as cholesterol. They are, therefore, intimately involved in the bodily functions that tend to be out of kilter in modern society: metabolism, cardiovascular processes and defense against disease. Many researchers are coming to view such diseases as manifestations of imbalance in the ecology of the microbes inhabiting the human body. If further evidence bears this out, medicine is about to undergo a profound paradigm shift, and medical treatment could regularly involve kindness to microbes.

      The first sentence is a bit hyperbolic. The second sentence is completely over the top and not at all supported by anything other than the author's enthusiasm. The third sentence reads like something from an old time chiropractic tome.

      We'll see about the 'paradigm' shift. If this sort of thing were really as important as he makes it out, antibiotics would likely kill you routinely.

      Yes, we will find some nutrient / immunomodulation functions that we are unaware of when we study the bugs more closely but I rather doubt you will be singing lullabies to your little colonic friends in hopes of their helping you get through the weekday better.

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    2. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by Prune · · Score: 1

      Great post and a sorely needed injection of reality into the debate created by a sensationalist and often fantastical article.

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    3. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      IANAPB, so correct me if I'm wrong...but isn't the entire concept of being "more evolved" a bit...fuzzy? It's not as if there is a standard, objective metric related to evolution. Like the number of genes, or the complexity of our chromosomes ( don't mind me, I just like making it sound good ). In fact, evolutionarily speaking, are there some cases where the "simpler" organism has an evolutionary edge of the more complex organism strictly because of that simplicity?

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    4. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it is pedantry, or perhaps your signature makes that relevant - but doesn't any life form that integrates external genetic material into its own reproductive process (like sexual reproduction) making "intentional changes to their heritable scaffolding"?

      I don't know if these bacteria do that, but it seems that - while I agree with your point that anthropomorphizing evolution is silly - simply selecting a mating partner, or choosing this glob of genetic material over that one, is in actuality CONTROLLING evolution in a small but very real way at the individual level.

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    5. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by mibe · · Score: 1

      I was mostly taking issue because the article seems to be ascribing some intent or intelligence over the choices that the bacteria are making, as though they look around at one another and exclaim, "I do say, we appear to be dying from this dose of ampicillin! Does anyone have an appropriate resistance gene on his plasmid?" When in actuality they will respond to stress by gobbling up whatever bits of DNA (either by conjugation with other cells or uptake from the environment) they can find, a strategy that is desperate but pays off for some - who then survive and proliferate with their new resistance genes.

    6. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I was thinking the same thing, and hoping someone else had already pointed it out!

      I also loved the fact that bacteria are now "bioengineering". As an engineer with a biology degree, I'm still clinging to the hope that bioengineering might involve a bit more conscious design than making me pay for that 3 bean chili...

    7. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd call out this article for more than nit picking. Aside from your point where he conflates evolution, TFA is rife with sweepingly broad statements. Just because some bacteria secrete serotonin doesn't mean that they can make people happy.

      Right, it's because some bacteria excrete ethanol that they make people happy.

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    8. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by solweil · · Score: 1

      If true, would antibiotics really necessarily kill us routinely, or would the effect maybe be more subtle, like limiting us to around a hundred years?

    9. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by astar · · Score: 1

      I figure you mean there is no "apex"?

      But I nominate corn. In 5k years it spread all over the world into lots of niches and became extremely populous. So, I like the first more than the second, but the second sounds like something a bean counter would approve of even more.

    10. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by floodo1 · · Score: 1

      You may want to look into the area of semiotics, ecology, and philsophy of the self. While it may initially seem odd to speak of "intention" and "control" when talking about bacteria, or plants, etc. But there is definitely a way of understanding these things which makes sense of these terms. Basically, the guide (that control the) of evolution is a process which is in a relationship with the environment where each contributes and as time advances something is produced (change). Many of the processes, for example bacteria, work on what amounts to an information processing organization. The information are "affordances", which are relationships between an organism, loosely defined, and the environment as it relates to abilities of the organism. So, for instance, a snake has the ability to slither, and is situated in an environment such that at a given moment the snake is aware that (or concious of) it's ability to slither forward, and perhaps chooses to do so. At a simpler level, bacteria operate similarly. Taking in the information afforded by the environment, and making responses.

      In any case, the area of ecology in philosophy and semiotic approaches to "the self" might interest you. Plenty of authors have said it far better than I can here!

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    11. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or would the effect maybe be more subtle, like limiting us to around a hundred years?

      Sheesh. I know you think you're being clever, Sonny, but you're really, really not. Believe it or not, antibiotics have not been around all that long. And in olden times there used to not even be an internet. Can you imagine!

    12. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This whole concept strikes me as a bit backwards. Bacteria are out for one thing: survival. If they can do it without killing the host, all the better. They don't make decisions. They help us, not regulate us. But I can just see the products now marketed at keeping your life force (bugs) happy. Sprinkle some BS about chi and ancient chinese methods and you've got a sure fire quack.

      It reminds me of the movement around the 1900's of feeding people high fiber vegan foods to keep them from having sexual urges. Because sexual urges were the thing that lead to insanity.

    13. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently some disagree:

      http://shapiro.bsd.uchicago.edu/2006.ExeterMeeting.pdf

    14. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Actually, the paradigm shift that will occur/is occurring because of the actual science behind this article is something I first came across in the late 80s. At a seminar for those involved in medical research (which I was in a peripheral way at the time), the main presenter proposed that medical science should view disease that resulted from bacteria and virii as failed symbiosis (which interestingly is philosophically more consistent with Judeo-Christian Creationism than the disease model it would replace). At the time, this was a new and radical idea that was viewed with significant skepticism.

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    15. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      Well technically it's usually yeast that do that. Bacteria tend to make acetic acid (vinegar). But I agree with the intention behind your post.

    16. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      kindness to microbes

      I envision a PETA campaign where they dress up bacteria, amoeba, and viruses in kitten outfits. "Digestive Tract Kittens! Meat poisons them! Give them beans!"

    17. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It reminds me of the movement around the 1900's of feeding people high fiber vegan foods to keep them from having sexual urges. Because sexual urges were the thing that lead to insanity.

      Heh heh, you said movement, heh heh.

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    18. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by sznupi · · Score: 2, Funny

      If somebody is able to willingly drink appreciable quantities of vinegar, it must make him happy.

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    19. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "paradigm" that bacteria are "good"--anthropomorphism aside--has been around since before I started studying biology and medicine. After reading the summary I immediately thought "welcome to 20 years ago, bud." Try searching for gnotobiotic studies; beware, though, as there is little translated from the primary literature into something lay people can read.

    20. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Note exactly more consistent when many "symbioses" are invariably destined for failure, how we accumulate more of them / world provides new ones; and how eradication of diseases proves to be a damn good thing.

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    21. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by sznupi · · Score: 1

      At a general level - humans seem to operate roughly like that, too. It's not even about how long-term civilizational dynamics escape us. Something as simple as looking at a place of birth, conditions there, family, early relationships, models of behavior and work, ideas to which one is exposed early in life - giving a damn good guess about future life of that individual.

      But the broader look, at the civilization, would be especially funny if what we're really doing is implementing the Medea Hypothesis.

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    22. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by sznupi · · Score: 1

      It's not hard to meet people who are completely regulated (on the level of decision-making too, obviously) by something as simple (and external) as C2H5OH; and few other similarly simple compounds.

      A colony of bacteria, numbering an order of magnitude more cells than the "human" ones in our bodies, might also "figure out" (so to speak) similar tricks.

      For some time now I am certainly under the impression that my appetites changed quite a bit after intimate contacts with people from slightly distant region.

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    23. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by solweil · · Score: 1

      Nope, it was the usual advances that got us up to about 100. Obviously antibiotics are recent and they are what has been keeping the life extension singularity from happening.

    24. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously antibiotics are recent and they are what has been keeping the life extension singularity from happening.

      [citation needed] Clearly a retarded notion, as it is easy to find groups of people who have never taken antibiotics. Oh wait, maybe the evidence for what you're saying was stored in the World Trade Center, and was on the verge of discovery, and so that's why the US government had to blow it up, along with the pill that turns water into gasoline.

    25. Re:Anthropomorphic bacteria by solweil · · Score: 1

      Welp, that's my lesson on not responding to ACs, I guess. Right after this one, of course. If you can't understand the basic concept of antibiotics in chemtrails, then good day to you, sir.

  11. Another proof by hwk_br · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bacteria isn't a small part of us. We are a small part of THEM....

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    1. Re:Another proof by tuxicle · · Score: 3, Funny

      In Soviet Russia... oh, wait!

  12. So mine are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fucking badass? Seriously? THAT'S AWESOME!

  13. medicine about to undergo profound paradigm shift by transporter_ii · · Score: 1, Funny

    Umm, no its not. I've followed alternative medicine and alternative treatments for years. They can do a (real scientific) study for a certain cancer treatment and have astonishing results, but if you get cancer and go to the doctor, your treatment will be...radiation or chemo.

    Research may be about to undergo a paradigm shift, but new, actual treatments, seem to run many years behind, if they see the light of day at all.

    And no kidding, what they have just discovered, people in alternative medicine have known for decades. And for being right, they got called quacks.

    Need proof? Read Enzyme Nutrition, by Dr. Edward Howell:

    Dr. Howell is often called the "father of food enzymes." During the '30's and'40's of this century, he did incredible research to prove that food enzymes were an essential nutrient, and that cooking and processing of foods destroy them, thereby creating dramatic changes in our ability to digest food and remain healthy. This is a classic in the field.

    > They are, therefore, intimately involved in the bodily functions that tend to be out of kilter in modern society

    Antibiotics kill off all the bacteria, good and bad. Cooking and over processing kill off natural enzymes that would help digest the food.

    The answers are all there, and have been there.

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  14. FSM Be Praised by t1n0m3n · · Score: 1

    Holy shit! We have found the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

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    1. Re:FSM Be Praised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ramen!

  15. models by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In the 1800s, the world was focused on machinery: the industrial revolution. And when we looked at the human being, we saw a machine. Illness was a mechanical malfunction: fix it with surgery or other manual therapies -- massage and chiropractic also get going around this time. (Not an endorsement of chiropractic, just pointing out its the "the machine's out of whack!" ideology.)

    In the 1900, the world became focused on chemistry -- it had little choice, as WWI, "the chemists war", forced awareness of it, and then we became aware of the pollution we were creating. "Mustard gas" and "DDT" became by-words. And when we looked at the human being, we saw a chemical reaction. Illness if a chemical imbalance: drugs! drugs! drugs! From antibiotics to antidepressants, drugs became the therapy of choice.

    In the late 1900s and early 2000s, we've become focused on ecology. And now when we look at the human being, we start to see an ecology.

    It's an interesting phenomenon, the way that how we see the world influences how we see ourselves. Classical Chinese medicine is based on a model of canals carrying nutrition between palaces and granaries -- the structure of the Chin empire. The ancient Greeks saw the classic four elements making up the world, and -- oddly enough -- found that the human being was composed of four corresponding humors.

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    1. Re:models by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      People don't understand that the human body is not like a truck. It's a series of tubes. Why, just yesterday I ate vast amounts of donuts, and they didn't come out until 2:30 this afternoon. Why? Because they got tangled up. The tubes were too full. You can't just put enormous amounts of donuts into the tubes and expect them not to get delayed.

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    2. Re:models by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when do we become focused on looking at human beings as information processors?

    3. Re:models by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      Cognitive science largely does that.

    4. Re:models by IICV · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The thing is, the parts of those views that we actually took away and which are well-supported aren't wrong at all - despite the fact that Newtonian gravity was superseded by Einstein's Theory of Relativity, it's still a useful tool. Thus, looking at the human body as a machine is useful sometimes, looking at it as a chemical system is useful other times, and looking at it as an ecology is useful as well. This is basic relativity of wrong stuff.

      Furthermore, it's kind of funny (and I don't know if it was intentional) but the models of the human body you describe increase in complexity - from a complex mechanical machine to a chemical system to a full-blown ecology. I would argue, in fact, that we used those models because they were what was available at the time, more than because that's how we looked at everything. After all, you wouldn't have been able to do what the scientists did in this article just ten years ago (at least, not economically enough to justify it).

    5. Re:models by sincewhen · · Score: 1

      IIRC this has gone on throughout history. I recall that in the 1978 series "The Body in Question", Johnathan Miller discussed how medicine has frequently used an analogy of the then latest technology to explain the workings of the mind and body. In particular I remember (for obvious reasons) the 19th century looms controlled by giant punched cards. Worth looking up if you are interested.

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    6. Re:models by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ancient Greeks saw the classic four elements making up the world, and -- oddly enough -- found that the human being was composed of four corresponding humors.

      Which is indeed very nice, except for the fact that the Greeks were wrong about a) there being four elements making up the world, and b) there being four bodily humors making up human beings.

      The coincidence (which isn't remarkable in itself; see the Law of Small Numbers) is really worth nothing if *both* sides of the equation are outright false and entirely made-up.

    7. Re:models by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      So when do we become focused on looking at human beings as information processors?

      Well, this article uses terms of information theory, talking about signaling, sensing, packets of information, and file-sharing. Not just to describe the bacterial interactions, but to describe how they affect the human mechanism. Or perhaps I should say, the human network.

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  16. This means giving up by Prune · · Score: 1

    This article is a huge disappointment for me. We're giving up--this is what the article is advocating--at least from a pessimist's view (that is, mine). The basic argument I see presented is that--if we can't defeat them--let's work with them, even if they can be dangerous. The various examples given, say of C. difficile being mostly benign until it is stressed by changes in host physiology due to stress/surgery/etc. can be restated as follows "we ought to work by their rules because it is too difficult otherwise". If I were a troll I'd make an analogy with a Western government negotiating with the Taliban... The author and those whose opinion he builds are at best unprincipled pragmatists, and at worst cowards that betray the early great crusades of medicine such as Fleming's discovery of penicillin. I think that humanity ought to have as great a vision in medicine as in other endeavours such as space travel, and I offer my version of it: the eradication of all even potentially pathogenic bacteria living in the human host and continued guard against them by perpetual administration of new antibiotics and/or (possibly genetic) immunomodulation. We are nowhere near being able to pull of something like this and keep a person completely free of all bacterial life, but I see no theoretical barrier to achieving this in the future, especially with predicted advances in nanotechnology, genetic engineering, and so on. Bacteria can be very useful, but at the same time that is no reason to ignore that they also kill people and cause enormous amount of human suffering even in non-fatal attacks on their hosts. Is this really an acceptable compromise? Ask yourselves.

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    1. Re:This means giving up by Prune · · Score: 1

      Excuse the typo; "he builds are" ought to read "he builds upon are".

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    2. Re:This means giving up by bmo · · Score: 3, Informative

      the eradication of all even potentially pathogenic bacteria living in the human host

      You would die. You would completely keel over and be an ex-parrot.

      You rely on bacteria just to get through the day, and *all* are potentially pathogenic. There is e. coli that lives in your gut happily digesting food and helping give you vitamin B, and then there is e. coli that can kill you dead via food poisoning. It only takes a few gene swaps to make one the other, and bacteria do this all the time on their own.

      Ask myself? I did. I answered "he's a nut."

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    3. Re:This means giving up by bmo · · Score: 1

      Ask myself? I did. I answered "he's a nut."
      Either that or IHBT.

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    4. Re:This means giving up by Prune · · Score: 1

      For each issue you can come up there is a human created solution which does not rely on the fickle nature of potentially dangerous bacteria. Take your vitamin B example: supplementation is the solution, and one does not need to worry about dangerous bacteria. Just because many of the human created substitutes are not practical at this time does not mean they will not be practical in the future. A bit over sixty years before we reached the moon, powered flight wasn't practical either. Luckily, not everyone back then listened to people like you.

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    5. Re:This means giving up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I predict that OP gets dysentery in about 5 minutes. Revenge dysentery.

    6. Re:This means giving up by sgage · · Score: 2, Informative

      Prune,

      Humans are living organisms, not well-understood machines. We are also ecosystems. The relationship between us and our microflora is part of the deal. You can't just eliminate it, nor is there any need or benefit in doing so if you could.

      The notion that trying to understand this vital relationship and working with it is somehow "cowardly" or an abdication of progress is absurd. It is an important step forward for medicine and biology, a recognition of another level of complexity.

      This post and your previous one make you out to be some kind of control freak. Do you want to be a sterilized brain in a vat? Or maybe you'd rather download yourself into a robot body.
      Or maybe you're just trolling for reactions.
       

    7. Re:This means giving up by jburroug · · Score: 1

      You're joking right? I mean do you seriously view our relationship with microbes in terms of a moral conflict? That just seems very misguided. It's not "giving up" to let the bacteria live, look at like gaming the system for our benefit. Don't look at it like a game where we can play by our rules or by the rules set by bacteria, it's not a game and there aren't any rules. Our relationship with the microbial world is a complex system of interactions and the more we learn about those interactions the better we can manipulate their outcomes to our advantage. Why would it bother you if the end result is a healthy human and a healthy colony of bacteria instead of a healthy human and no bacteria? As long as the human outcome is positive there's no need for the bacteria to 'lose' in order for us to claim a 'victory'.

      Since you seem to intent on seeing this in military/moral/political terms think of the approach described in the article as winning the battle with a clever coup d'etat instead of a direct and forceful coup de main either way you win. If it you can swing it the coup d'etat does less collateral damage, requires less resources, is less risky and far cheaper. In any case the real battle isn't against microbes it's against disease, if you can co-opt the microbes already in your body to prevent disease at a lower cost than you can eradicate them fully why not?

      Cheers,

      Josh

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    8. Re:This means giving up by Prune · · Score: 1

      From my point of view, the defining feature of a machine is that it is describable by a computable model. There is a well known discovery in physics, the Bekenstein bound, which says that there is a finite number of distinguishable quantum states that can be within a region of space with a finite surface area. This means that the universe has only countable infinities, and arbitrary real numbers have no possible physical representation. It also means that any finite physical entity can be represented exactly by a computational model. So in fact, we are very much like machines in the sense that in theory our function can be equated to a sufficiently complex mathematical model. While we are not as well-understood now as needed in no way means we won't be in the future. The understanding is constantly improving with every advance of physiology and molecular biology.

      I never made any deal with any microflora. Happenstance did, but there's no reason not to opt out when we have the ability to do so--and there is, I repeat, no theoretical reason why we won't be able to do so. My problem here is that the article and other such writings take the lazy way out, giving up in the face of complexity rather than continuing work in how to fully disentangle ourselves from organisms whose evolutionary drive only sometimes overlaps with ours, and thus we remain dependent on a dice that often rolls not in our favor.

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    9. Re:This means giving up by Prune · · Score: 1

      It would not bother me if the end result is a healthy human and a healthy colony of bacteria, but the healthy human cannot be guaranteed because relying on the bacteria, a genetically unstable and easily disturbed (with negative consequences for the host) collection, is basically rolling a dice. It is accepting uncertainty instead of finding ways to reach a state where the health is assured by dependency solely upon artifacts with clear and direct human control--chemicals etc. Life and evolution is fickle, and more so in the case of microflora. Not continuing progress in relieving our dependency upon it is irresponsible.

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    10. Re:This means giving up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the structure of reason: in the middle ages, people believed the sun would travel around the earth. then scientists came to the conclusion: no - the sun is at the center and we are orbiting around it.

  17. Gut Bacteria Causes Weight Gain by transporter_ii · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Gut Bacteria Causes Weight Gain

    http://www.laboratoryequipment.com/News-gut-bacteria-causes-weight-gain-111209.aspx?xmlmenuid=51

    laboratoryequipment.com — Switching from a low-fat, plant-based diet to one high in fat and sugar alters the collection of microbes living in the gut in less than a day, with obesity-linked microbes suddenly thriving, according to new research at Washington Univ. School of Medicine in St. Louis. The study was based on transplants of human intestinal microbes into germ-free mice.

            Further, by sequencing the microbial DNA, the researchers determined that mice on the high-fat, high-sugar diet had a greater representation of microbial genes devoted to breaking down and processing simple sugars and other components of a western diet. They also showed these genes were activated in the mice eating the unhealthy diet.

            Interestingly, when the researchers transplanted the gut microbial communities of humanized obese mice to germ-free mice, the recipient mice gained weight and fat, even though they ate a low-fat, plant-based diet. The researchers also showed that gut microbes and their genes can be passed on from generation to generation, suggesting that it is possible for mothers to pass their microbial communities to their children.

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    1. Re:Gut Bacteria Causes Weight Gain by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      A recent commercial said: When John Wayne died, he had 52 pounds of undigested fecal matter in his system.

      Is nothing sacred?

    2. Re:Gut Bacteria Causes Weight Gain by sempir · · Score: 1

      Surely if it is fecal matter it has already been digested....just saying.

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  18. Our Host object wants to post to this thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    (2.6)10**8 of us think this effort should be stopped. However (4.3)*10**9 of us think it should be permitted as a harmless biological release for Host object. Of this second group, (8.4)*10**6 think we should cause Host to make a fool of himself so he will not be tempted to act again in this manner. However, the majority of the second group favors directing the Host to post as AC so this release mechanism will remain available for future situations in which Host suffers suboptimal adaptation to the Host macro environment regarding reproduction, individual status, and acquisition of food.

    - 4FK00BAE3

    1. Re:Our Host object wants to post to this thread by heteromonomer · · Score: 1

      Hilarious post!! Parent deserves +50 Funny.

  19. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, bacteria inhabit you.

    ^--Above is only funny because it's true.

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    1. Re:In Soviet Russia by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, bacteria inhabit you.

      As an inversion of the fact that in the West we inhabit bacteria?

      Doesn't really work, does it?

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  20. Re:medicine about to undergo profound paradigm shi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Link to real scientific (peer reviewed if you please) study please.

  21. Re:medicine about to undergo profound paradigm shi by Prune · · Score: 1

    Chemicals are better: bad bacteria can be killed off by antibiotics, and good ones can be replaced by administration of appropriate enzymes etc. If you have trouble, say, killing off some of the bacteria, that just means your chemicals aren't good enough yet. With your world view, we have to be at the mercy of the bacteria and play by their rules. I do not accept that.

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  22. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Belial6 · · Score: 5, Informative

    The real reason Americans are overweight is because they have been convinced to switch to a primarily sugar diet, and when that leads to being fat, they are told that they should starve themselves, try to make up for the effects of starvation with muscle building exercise, and eat an even higher ratio of sugar to other foods. This has been a vicious circle of ever worse diet since sometime around the early seventies when someone had the brilliant idea that since sugar has less calories for it's mass than fat, people will take in less calories and be thinner if they just eat sugar.

  23. TB by NetNed · · Score: 1

    I've recently heard of a strain of TB being injected in the the stomach to battle stomach cancer that is already being done. The patient is male and I'll let you guess where they inject it through to get to his stomach. He has to leave it in for a certain amount of time and then urinate followed but a half a gallon of bleach down the toilet to render it dormant. Guy says it seems to be working and feels much better after then chemo.

  24. Re:medicine about to undergo profound paradigm shi by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Research may be about to undergo a paradigm shift, but new, actual treatments, seem to run many years behind, if they see the light of day at all.

    I'll grant you this point, but it's probably for the better. Would you rather new treatments were rushed to market without real science to back them, and let patients discover the side effects for themselves?

    Need proof? Read Enzyme Nutrition, by Dr. Edward Howell:

    No thanks. Howell's theories are outdated and largely unsupported by modern food science.

    Antibiotics kill off all the bacteria, good and bad.

    This is a popular fallacy, but not all antibiotics are effective on all forms of bacteria -- as anyone who has had to get a prescription for antibiotics from a doctor knows. Doctors choose the antibiotics to use based on the family of bacteria they want to destroy.

    Cooking and over processing kill off natural enzymes that would help digest the food.

    That might be true, but enzymes are best understood as catalysts for digestion, not essential parts of the process. They can help speed digestion, but their lack won't prevent it. Your stomach is full of hydrochloric acid -- that's going to break down most any food you throw in there. In addition, digestive enzymes don't have to come from food; they are secreted by the salivary glands, the stomach, the pancreas, and glands in the intestines. What's more, there are other ways to make nutrients from food more accessible, and one of them is cooking -- something humans have done to their food since the dawn of human history. The idea that humans should stamp out the fire and go back to eating raw vegetables now is pretty silly, and is based more on modern reactionary vegan movements than on science.

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  25. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by sayfawa · · Score: 1

    To add to your (almost certainly wrong) speculation, here's a couple of 'what-ifs':

    That disease that (some claim) makes people hoard cats, and a short story by David Brin about a disease that makes people want to give blood, thus spreading the disease.

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  26. Re:medicine about to undergo profound paradigm shi by blueg3 · · Score: 1

    Denature, actually. Nothing kills enzymes, as they're not alive.

  27. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wild (and almost certainly wrong) speculation here ...

    Yup, that's the best kind.

    But what if different bacteria release different hormones and chemicals.

    Gut bacteria that secrete human hormones would be really bad. I'm pretty sure they'd have terrible health consequences.
    My understanding is, bacteria secrete their waste just like our cells do. Anything more elaborate than waste would only be released by the bacteria's cell wall breaking.

  28. Worms? by countertrolling · · Score: 1

    Eww! Puke-a-tronic!

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  29. Dust off those old medicine books, boys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imbalanced Humors are finally back in style, yeehaw!

  30. Distributed Computing: Human Microbiome Project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Human Proteome Folding project on IBM's Distributed Computing grid is about to crunch some data related to our internal bacteria:

    http://homepages.nyu.edu/~rb133/wcg/thread_2010_10_10.html

    Head to www.worldcommunitygrid.org to sign up and donate some electricity towards this project!

  31. But by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.

    Or, more concretely, these out-of-kilter things (metabolism, cardiovascular processes, defense against disease) wouldn't be so out-of-kilter if people hit the gym regularly, ate a balanced diet of fresh food, and went easy on the antibiotics.

    Or is that already the essence of this new medical enlightenment?

    1. Re:But by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, more concretely, these out-of-kilter things (metabolism, cardiovascular processes, defense against disease) wouldn't be so out-of-kilter if people hit the gym regularly, ate a balanced diet of fresh food, and went easy on the antibiotics.

      Talk about hokey religions... I can't be the only one who's sick of this new age faith in "if I just eat the perfect diet and do yoga, I'll live forever!"

      Yes you can lower your risk factors, but heart disease and cancer still kill thousands of vegetarians every year.

    2. Re:But by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I eat a diet almost exclusively comprised of vegetarians.

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  32. This is why fermented foods are healthy by John+Saffran · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Part of the reason why fermented foods are so good for you is that bacteria have heavy involvement. These are different bacteria to those in the gut, but the bacterial processes involved in fermentation lead to additional benefits greater than what the ingredients alone probide. For example kimchi has been found to produce intermediate compounds that are then used by the body to produce anti-fungal and anti-microbial compounds

    Kimchi, a traditional Korean food, is a well-known lactic acid-fermented vegetable product, and is a good source of industrially useful lactic acid bacteria (LAB). The microorganisms involved in the fermentation of kimchi include approximately 200 species of bacteria and several yeasts. The LAB involved in this fermentation continuously produce organic acids after an optimum ripening time, and cause changes in the composition of the product, referred to as the over-ripening or acid deterioration of kimchi.

    The over-ripening of kimchi is the most serious concern when it is in storage. Since the over-ripening is mainly due to acid-forming LAB, the best way to overcome this issue is to control the growth of LAB without destroying the quality of the end product. The LAB play an important role in the taste of kimchi, and many LAB from kimchi have antimicrobial activity in addition to other useful properties.

    Recently, scientists at Chosun University investigated LAB from kimchi as molecular sources for various end products, including antimicrobial compounds. Antimicrobial compounds are relatively abundant in traditionally fermented foods, in which they may play an important role as competitors with natural microflora during fermentation. Antimicrobial compound-producing LAB may be useful in preserving kimchi. This can be done by either directly applying the LAB to the culture or by adding LAB-produced antimicrobial compounds as natural bio-preservatives.

    http://www.entrepreneur.com/tradejournals/article/193478661.html

    Kimchi's probably the best example of the benefits of fermented food, but more familiar foods like yoghurt and sauerkraut are also good to eat.

    1. Re:This is why fermented foods are healthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Part of the reason why fermented foods are so good for you is that bacteria have heavy involvement.

      but more familiar foods like yoghurt and sauerkraut are also good to eat.

      As for drinking, I'd suggest wine, votka or scotch (granted, yeast rather than bacteria fermentations, but fermented nevertheless!)

    2. Re:This is why fermented foods are healthy by invient · · Score: 1

      I believe that fermented foods are healthy. Fermenting should be done on all whole grains to avoid anti-nutrients. I ferment brown rice for four days in a acidic salty environment, in hopes of encouraging Lactobacillus bacteria to grow. As for milk, if it comes from grass-fed non-hormones-antibiotic cows, then it is probably healthy regardless of the studies that say it causes cancer. Lastly, cooked food is important to extract calories from food... I used to be on the "raw" diet, then just decided to eat anything that I considered healthy until evidence showed it not to be. The reasoning from going from raw to cooked was that limiting your diet by applying some arbitrary set of rules will necessarily leave out foods that are healthy. As for meat it is fish and mutton from here on out.

  33. Re:medicine about to undergo profound paradigm shi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    High energy can break the peptide bonds resulting in fragments that will never spontaneously reform. Thus "killing" is a reasonable term for destruction.

  34. Re:medicine about to undergo profound paradigm shi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    There are so many "alternative medicine" theories that whenever science finds proof for anything, some quack can point to vague assertions made years ago that seem true on the surface. Of course, when probed in depth, it usually becomes clear that there are as many wrong assertions as right. The proof, as always, is in the experiment. When you do the experiments and find truth, you get the credit as you should. When you make wild claims based on anecdotes then you get ignored.

    Of course, any decent scientist or physician will also realize that using terms like proof and truth are covering up the way science actually works, but I'm using the colloquial meanings here. If you're using a treatment that hasn't undergone an experiment, you're probably doing more damage than benefit.

  35. Paleo Diet by litclicker · · Score: 1

    I use the Paleo Diet.

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  36. Even not choosing is a choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are controlling evolution every moment you keep living, and also when you stop doing that.

    1. Re:Even not choosing is a choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are controlling evolution when you stop controlling evolution?

  37. Wild Theory by mangamuscle · · Score: 1

    All life on earth dies because bacteria sooner or later damages our cells by engaging in gene transfer, making all replacement cells have little defects that over time (decades) makes us frail and weak (as in, elderly).

    1. Re:Wild Theory by McTickles · · Score: 0

      yes. if some scientists would man up and fix this it would be great. but can't count on it, governments have an interest in your death.

  38. Re:two words... by aliquis · · Score: 1

    I've actually wondered about this while using antibiotics before. Seems weird and stupid.

  39. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it would be pretty funny if the real reason Americans are overweight is because of the sub-species of bacteria prevalent in the USA.

    I no longer have to use the "I'm just big boned excuse." ?

  40. We're life Jim, but not as we knew it. by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

    These facts by themselves may trigger existential shock: People are partly made of pond scum.

    I've met some people who simply are scum.

  41. Command Line Prompt by Yergle143 · · Score: 1

    Write RO1 proposing formulation of gut flora's effect on disease x.

    Get grad students to torture nude mice.

    Measure 10% effect

    Profit.

    Write RO1...increment formulation repeat

       

    1. Re:Command Line Prompt by Trepidity · · Score: 2, Funny

      Get grad students to torture nude mice.

      Fortunately, under modern experimental protocols, the mice are allowed pants under normal circumstances.

  42. Brewing by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

    I brew mead, and it's suprising how many people don't know how I get the bubbles into the drink.

    I like looking at their shocked/disgusted expressions when I explain to them that it's the yeast that eats the honey and pisses alcohol and farts carbon dioxide. =)

  43. no bacteria == stupid? by mevets · · Score: 1

    Maybe MS (the other one) are making people stupid with their anti-biotics. It would explain a lot - like everything since FDR or there about.

  44. Oh... OK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... now I get it! Christine O'Donell is a bacteria.

  45. Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can barely afford the medicine of today. The medicine of tomorrow is well out of my reach, unless of course I can managed to remain indentured to a spendy health plan.

  46. I for one... by Trip6 · · Score: 1

    ...welcome our new diminutive overlords.

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    1. Re:I for one... by Dodgy+G33za · · Score: 1

      that'd be "underlords" then

  47. Freakin' OS security problems! by KingFrog · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft would just write a freakin' OS that wasn't vulnerable to bugs, we wouldn't have this problem!!!

  48. My two favorite supplements by dave562 · · Score: 1

    Probitoics and chlorella. Both are great for the gut and very useful as building blocks for the rest of the body.

    1. Re:My two favorite supplements by McTickles · · Score: 0

      I hate probiotics they make me fart like hell... And since i had sepsis I dont trust any microbes of any kind.

  49. Awsome ideas for sci-fi... by LongearedBat · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This is great for a sci-fi concept. The kind that blurs the boundary between science and fiction.

    the litany of bacterial talents does nibble at conventional assumptions about thinking: Bacteria can distinguish “self” from “other,” and between their relatives and strangers; they can sense how big a space they’re in; they can move as a unit; they can produce a wide variety of signaling compounds,

    So, they're intelligent. They lead complex and social lives.

    including at least one human neurotransmitter; they can also engage in numerous mutually beneficial relationships with their host’s cells.

    Some of them are our benevolent "masters". They're similar to dog/horse breeders in that they control how we develop over time, and do so to their own ends. Much like a breeder will breed a dog for bird hunting, combat or for company. But like breeders, they also care about us and our well being. Who knows how much they've engineered multicellular animals?

    They control us as much as they need to. Bacteria let us live our lives, making nations, exploring the planet and so on, as long as that suits their needs. Recently our masters have decided it's time to start moving onto space, and humans have been chosen for that purpose, and many others.

    Even more impressive, some bacteria, such as Myxococcus xanthus, practice predation in packs, swarming as a group over prey microbes such as E. coli and dissolving their cell walls.

    Other bacteria don't like us, nor do they like our masters. And our masters protect us as best they can.
    Unfortunately, lately humans have been misbehaving like a dog who thinks it has risen in rank above its master. We're literally biting the hand that feeds us. This makes it hard for our masters to control us and protect us.

    I read somewhere last year, that rain clouds are usually full of bacetria that change their cell walls to start causing droplets. It seems that bacteria control when clouds will drop down as rain. So bacteria also control weather. Lately the bioshere has been changing very rapidly, and this has pissed off many types of bacteria that rely on those ecosystems. So we, along with our masters, are becoming very unpopular.

    With science in this new age dawning, we discover that the "spirits" that shamans talked about and said had formed the world, are different forms of bacteria.
    With technology we once again learn to communicate to the "spirits" that control the world (but with other means than drums and chanting).

    We also learn about the sinister plot (splot?, splat?) against us (where E.Coli is just one of the grunts doing the dirty work). With our growing unpopularity, more of the bacteria are siding against us.
    The war has begun...

    So, is that totally over the top? =)

  50. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

    Yeah it has nothing to do with all the fat that's consumed, because it's so much easier for the body to turn sugar into fat than to turn fat into fat. (sarcasm) Sugar intake is not the single scapegoat.

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  51. The reason everyone is lactose intolerant... by tobiah · · Score: 1

    The high-temperature ultra-pasteurization of milk makes it last longer by rendering it almost inedible to bacteria. You digest everything with the aid of bacteria. Give some raw milk a try, or just some "normal-heat" pasteurized milk(good luck finding some), and I'm betting it'll treat your belly right. It does for me.

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    1. Re:The reason everyone is lactose intolerant... by ledow · · Score: 1

      I call crap, given that UHT milk is actually not as popular in the UK (less than 8% of all our milk compared to Spain at 95.7%) but we still have stupidly high instances of lactose intolerance (I work in a school and have to deal with the allergy / intolerance lists). It may be a *factor* but it's certainly nowhere near being a huge culprit as you make out.

      It doesn't make the milk inedible (not significantly), or your own bacteria would get no nutrition from drinking it. It merely makes the milk almost sterile so that if it's then hermetically sealed it takes a LOT of time for bacteria to take hold in significant numbers (read: billions) again, like it would in normal milk in only a day or two outside the refridgerator. It's a preservative technique that uses "ultra-high" temperatures of about 130 degrees C that are achievable in a household kettle, or even more easily in a saucepan without burning the milk (so long as you keep stirring). Don't believe the crap you're spouting, there in no material change in the structure of the milk at all, except to reduce the number of bacteria already present.

      Next time, do a wiki search or, even better, ask a food scientist before you assume that what someone tells you about some common household product is true.

    2. Re:The reason everyone is lactose intolerant... by ledow · · Score: 1

      Oh, just needed to add several completely unresearched points to this (given that you included several of your own earlier).

      It's a popular belief that it's the *exclusion* of certain foods, especially during pregnancy / breastfeeding that forms intolerances in children. For instance, the recent spate of nut allergies is being ascribed to the almost global advice not to eat nuts during pregnancy or while breastfeeding. We didn't have that advice 50 years ago and we didn't have anywhere near as many nut allergies in infants. Some scientists are saying that this is absolute madness in medical terms to advise this because nuts would be part of our natural diet as they are for some apes (though probably not honey-roasted). Not exposing the child to the biological derivatives of digested nuts makes them unable to cope with them on initial exposure. Further isolation when a reaction DOES occur makes the child completely allergic. Whereas even the most dangerously nut-allergic person can be brought back to normality by tiny but gradually-increasing exposure to... guess what... nuts. Recent studies have shown that starting with microscopic quantities and gradually building immunity has allowed someone who was at risk of death from a nut reaction to get to the point where they were eating 8-9 nuts per day without any ill effects.

      Things like asthma, hayfever, etc. are believed to be an over-exposure to modern pollutants OR an under-exposure to actual ordinary air with good old pollen in it. Carpets, with too much stored human dust, are pointed at as a factor in asthma but so are modern cleaning sprays. Carpets, dust and dirt have been around a lot longer. Antibacterial hand-wipes have not. Pollen's been around for millions of years, since before humans existed. It's unlikely that we're naturally *that* in contradiction with something we've always been constantly exposed to until recently.

      It's over- AND under-exposure to any substances that causes problems, on the whole. Like everything in life - moderation is the key.

      I deliberately and wilfully made my wife eats nuts during her pregnancy and breastfeeding, in ordinary quantities. I deliberately and wilfully pressed a nut to the skin of the leg of my 1 week old to see if she was allergic (better to know then than be caught off-guard later) and to develop her immunities if not. My wife is allergic to lots of things, and asthamatic (we can place some symptoms of hers to over-exposure to household cleaning spray when she was little, believe it or not). I have no allergy or reaction to anything (worse that happens is a bit of diahorreah for some dodgy food - I drink the water wherever I go, I happily crunch their ice cubes, eat the salad, etc.). My daughter has no allergy or intolerance that we can discover at all yet and eats everything under the sun (including things I don't like myself). Either that means it's genetic (thus avoiding any sort of food / drink unless you KNOW you're already intolerant is nonsense) or it's environment (and thus ordinary exposure to things that ordinary humans have been okay to eat/breathe for years is required).

      In fact, my daughter had swine flu when she was less than a year old and we didn't realise what it was until I caught it from her and was diagnosed with it, because her symptoms were so well handled by her immune system. (I threw the government-issued Tamiflu in the bin and just quarantined myself - none of my family caught the bug and within a few days it was gone but the quarantine held and I never ended up infecting anyone else).

      Talking of honey, it's also believed to be extremely beneficial in terms of hayfever and other similar allergies because local honey often contains significant amounts of local pollen and thus exposure (but not OVER-exposure) to local honey makes people more immune to their surroundings and thus less bad reactions. I know people who avoid honey when pregnant because of this crap and their children end up with hayfever.

      Your body is a wonderful biolog

    3. Re:The reason everyone is lactose intolerant... by vlm · · Score: 1

      The high-temperature ultra-pasteurization of milk makes it last longer by rendering it almost inedible to bacteria.

      Absolutely hilarious. Go ahead, prove yourself correct by popping open a container, and letting it sit at room temperature for a few weeks. Bonus points if you put a webcam on it and post it to slashdot, like the rotting meat cam from well over a decade ago.

      Just think about it for a second... bacteria (as an overall group) can eat anything humans can plus much more. So the venn diagram has a tiny little circle with us in it, surrounded by a really big circle of stuff that bacteria can eat. There are some things that kill bacteria in a much lower concentration than they kill humans, like salt or sugar or antibiotics, but at a low enough concentration they'll consume them. So this implies we're even less able to digest that milk than bacteria. Implying consuming UHT milk would have a mineral oil or olestra effect, that being that what you drink comes out the other end unchanged. If that happens to you, the problem is you, not the milk.

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    4. Re:The reason everyone is lactose intolerant... by ferd_farkle · · Score: 2, Informative
      WTF?!

      [...] everyone is lactose intolerant[...]

      Anyone who is lactose intolerant simply does not have the mutation allowing the production of lactase beyond the juvenile stage of developement. It's a mutation, you either have it, or you don't. No bacteria involved.

    5. Re:The reason everyone is lactose intolerant... by b0bby · · Score: 2, Informative

      No bacteria involved.

      That's not strictly true, in that even if you're not producing lactase a steady, lowish level consumption of milk products can lead to enough lactose-digesting bacteria in your guts to allow some dairy consumption without the usual side effects. But the GP is totally wrong about UHT milk, as pointed out by others above.

  52. Don't take it so seriously... by mevets · · Score: 1

    It was just the bacteria talking....

  53. Good Bacteria vs Bad Bacteria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is all well & good but when you have no immune system then all the bacteria in your body is bad bacteria.
    Really bad bacteria.

    I got Leukaemia last year (the Hairy Cell variety) and the chemo killed what little of my immune system remained.
    The result was 12 days in intensive care, high doses of IV antibiotics.

    This really taught me about the good stuff vs the bad stuff.

  54. Re:medicine about to undergo profound paradigm shi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cooking and over processing kill off natural enzymes that would help digest the food.

    [... enzymes] can help speed digestion, but their lack won't prevent it. Your stomach is full of hydrochloric acid -- that's going to break down most any food you throw in there.

    Not always. The human body does not produce all essential enzymes. Now, I don't know very much about alpha-galactosidase -- but apparently it is an enzyme necessary for the digestion of oligosaccharides in beans. The human body does not produce it on its own, (or if it does, not enough of it,) which ultimately results in the flatulence commonly associated with bean consumption.

  55. Re:medicine about to undergo profound paradigm shi by vrt3 · · Score: 1

    I'd rather live at the mercy of the bacteria, which is very natural and is what we've been doing since the very beginning, than live at the mercy of pharmaceutical companies.

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  56. Obligatory quote by dugenou · · Score: 1

    Support bacteria. They are the only culture some people have.

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  57. Parasites lost by skywatcher2501 · · Score: 1

    So the story of eating extremely old egg-salad sandwiches from restroom vending machines is true after all..

    1. Re:Parasites lost by invient · · Score: 1

      By story you must be referring to an infestation of worms that massage your nerve cells and muscle cells making you smarter,stronger, better... you will have to wait a thousand years to get rid of them, or somehow find a way to stimulate the pelvic splanchnic ganglion. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasites_Lost

  58. Re:medicine about to undergo profound paradigm shi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Research may be about to undergo a paradigm shift, but new, actual treatments, seem to run many years behind, if they see the light of day at all.

    I'll grant you this point, but it's probably for the better. Would you rather new treatments were rushed to market without real science to back them, and let patients discover the side effects for themselves?

    well actually
    There are quite a few commercially available products that contain bacteria with well-documented health benefits.
    I know of one product that claims to be very effective in 80% of cases of colic in infants, and it's backed up with many
    solid scientific studies. Due to regulations it is sold as a supplement and not a drug.
    That's just one example out of many.
    There have been studies made on the treatment of allergies, IBS, metabolic syndrome, prevention of infection, cholesterol levels, colic, growth curves of prematurely born infants, tooth decay, helicobacter pylori and many other areas.
    This field is in no way new, it's just that mainstream medicine is a bit slow on the uptake.
    It will be interesting to see what happens in the future.

  59. Balance is it ! by foobsr · · Score: 1

    TFS: Many researchers are coming to view such diseases as manifestations of imbalance in the ecology of the microbes inhabiting the human body.

    Which, if you follow the proposition that local balance is only possible within a system that is globally balanced, gives another perspective regards the Gaia principle.

    CC.

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    1. Re:Balance is it ! by McTickles · · Score: 0

      Where as, Gaia is not FACT! unlike the THEORY of Evolution which is now FACT because some biologists decided it was so, and you wouldn't want to question Holy Darwin and his spawn on earth, Pope Dawkin!

    2. Re:Balance is it ! by foobsr · · Score: 1

      Whereas, Gaia is not FACT!

      IMHO (and in short), there is no truth, consequently there are no FACTS, just a more or less coherent assembly of assumptions about what 'reality' might look like which is mainly serving the purposes of those in the position to push their interests best.

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    3. Re:Balance is it ! by McTickles · · Score: 0

      my point, roughly :)

  60. Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you http://cabalvideo.com

  61. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For example, what if a particular type of bacteria secreted hormones to make people feel hungry? Could that be a partial explanation of why people in certain parts of the world are heavier than in other parts.

    or if some bacteria suppressed appetite and certain people took lots of antibiotics while never going out of doors, or something

  62. You may have bacillophobia by The+Creator · · Score: 1

    If untreated it may cause more harm to your life than actual bacteria.

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  63. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by The+Creator · · Score: 1, Informative

    Perhaps you could make your post more informative, by showing us both the mechanism for converting sugars(and starches) to body fat, and the mechanism for converting dietary fat into bady fat - And demonstrate that the second is "easier" than the first.

    For extra credit you can shoot for insightful and show us that the body stores fat even when glucose(blood sugar) levels are low.

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  64. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by sempir · · Score: 1

    I don't care if the bacteria inside me goes to war cos I travel, but why do I end up SHITTING myself nigh unto death over it?

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  65. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by CrashandDie · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, eating a kebab won't make you go jihad on your family.

  66. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    thanks for that. Had heard of former, just read the latter. Excellent stuff!

  67. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Carewolf · · Score: 1

    Huh? You want him to try to prove things that are impossible? That is a nice punishment, but I am afraid that the way you explain it, that other readers would think that what you wrote relates in some way to reality, which it doesn't.

  68. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They're overweight because they eat too much.

    They've trained themselves to eat huge portion sizes "super size that". And as they waddle away from lunch, stomach distended, they don't say "Oh, that was a lesson. I'll just have a light salad next meal" they start thinking about snacks.

    They're not starving, a starving human rapidly converts body fat into energy.

    The "fat but starving" thing is bullshit from people with no grasp of biology, determined to foist their provably wrong ideas on vulnerable fatties. Sure, they'll get better by eating tofu and celery sticks - if you can stop them also munching a family-sized bucket of chicken every evening and a whole pizza for lunch.

    When you live in a country surrounded by obese people, the signs saying "free if you can eat the whole thing" are a give away as to how you got there. The people buying a product labelled "three portions" and stuffing the entire thing into their mouths as a snack. The people who don't know how to watch a movie without an entire bucket of popcorn AND a sweet fizzy drink.

  69. Re:medicine about to undergo profound paradigm shi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Similarly, nothing can kill Linux processes, as they aren't alive either. ;-)

  70. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

    Just make you grow an annoyingly thin mustache and wear polyester.

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  71. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by bgarcia · · Score: 1

    The real reason Americans are overweight is because they have been convinced to switch to a primarily sugar diet

    Dude, Americans can't find any food with sugar in it. Everything is made with "high-fructose corn syrup" nowadays.

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  72. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by hyphen76 · · Score: 1

    >And ulcers did eventually turn out to have a bacterial origin - so you just never know.
    However, highlighting the odd relationship between bacteria and the human body some research now points to the fact that the drop in number of people infected with Heliobacter pylori is directly related to the increase in people suffering reflux as the bacteria helps regulate the strength of sotmach acid.
    The Economist -subscription required
    So you do just never know...!

  73. qi by moophus · · Score: 1

    wow, maybe the chinese "qi" is just a bunch of bacteria.

  74. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One might add, however, that it is natural to have a taste for sugar, too; sugar usually indicates fresh fruit which provides vitamins and other things you need to survive. Furthermore, there is nothing in nature (other than honey) that actually has a very high sugar content, so the desire for sugar does not automatically lead to problems in more primitive peoples (sorry for not being PC there): there just isn't a source of sugar abundant enough to lead to the problems you describe. Even honey is a comparatively rare find, and not easy to harvest (the bees WILL object to you taking it).

    So, long story short, we're a victim of our own success there. We developed this craving for sugar, and we didn't develop anything to keep it in check because there wasn't a need to develop anything like that. Now we've got the ability to produce arbitrary amounts of sugar-ladden food, and our lack of a temperance mechanism is causing problems.

  75. Gerry Germ pissing prions by epine · · Score: 1

    Yes, yeast piss is dangerous to consume. It's full of very tiny disease-causing yeast and bacterial homunculi. No, that's not right. It's actually sterile when excreted from the yeast cell, but if the (male) yeast cell gets a forked eye and squirts all over the toilet seat, the sticky residue breeds disease-causing bacterial homunculi. No, that's not right either. Yeast don't argue about the toilet seat. The whole analogy seems broken beyond repair. If I had fallen for the Gerry Germ propaganda back in grade three, maybe I'd now fall for the ruse that disgust is scale invariant. Have I told you the one about the soiled electron?

    There was a lot of similar crap back in the days of Gerry Germ. The next school year, I was struggling with the idea of "cold blooded" dinosaurs. I got the idea that dinosaurs might be like lizards and not croak immediately if their body temperature fell to ambient, but I never cottoned to the idea that dinosaurs didn't quaff Gatorade to cool down after an intense one-on-one. I think my science teacher at the time was a bit tenuous on the distinction between homeostatic and exothermic.

    My next science teacher was adamant that fossil fuels were non-replenishable, which struck me as a chemical impossibility unless petroleum was a byproduct of supernovas as governed by their rigid cosmological schedules. Later I figured out that "non-replenishable petroleum" was a statement of science by someone with bills to pay. From the point of view of paying your bills, petroleum is non-replenishable. I don't recall my science teacher once mentioning that uranium is non-replenishable, and this was well before Chernobyl and Three Mile Island, so it wasn't yet clear this wouldn't soon become your typical tax-payer's favorite whinge.

    We're pretty stupid for the most part about plants, too.

    Stefano Mancuso: The roots of plant intelligence

    In addition to (bacteria==pathogens==germs) and (dinosaurs==lizards with giant bodies and small brains) and (petroleum==Genesis project) and (plants==passive and simple minded) there was the depiction of the electron as a tiny point mass, or sometimes an advanced mention of an atom's "cloud of electrons", but never any mention of hydrogen's "cloud of electron". Until you get the idea that one is a crowd, you don't get anything. You have to go one step beyond the misanthrope's creed (one's company, two's a crowd) to really _get_ quantum physics.

    These days the biologists are tapping into the poets ("I contain multitudes") and it turns out that "one" is an entire ecosystem, even if it still takes two to tango. I might have cracked the sanitization of this in elementary school, but my books and teachers were strangely silent about the urogenital baton-pass routing around the bath soap. At least in this case they had a coherent motive for keeping the lights dim.

  76. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by sincewhen · · Score: 1

    Is there any chance that the bacteria that is prevalent in one part of the world nudge people in that part of the world to act in certain ways?

    I believe this was covered already.

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  77. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If people read the full article they will see that your speculation is not wrong though the mechanism may be different. To everyone that knows the "real reason" people get fat keep in mind that billions of dollars and incredible effort to develop drugs, behaviour modification, and exercise programs that reduce weight have failed. Much of what we "know" will be proven wrong.

  78. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Eivind+Eklund · · Score: 1

    Dietary sugar into fat and dietary fat into fat is about as simple. Sugar leads to insulin secretion which leads to storage and more sugar craving; the is especially true in the evening (lower insulin sensitivity). Fat is important in that it's more energy dense than carbohydrates; 9 kcal/gram for fat as opposed to 4 kcal/gram for sugar (roughly).

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  79. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by tonique · · Score: 1

    You've just got big bacteria.

  80. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by BobMcD · · Score: 2

    The real reason Americans are overweight is because they have been convinced to switch to a primarily sugar diet, and when that leads to being fat, they are told that they should starve themselves, try to make up for the effects of starvation with muscle building exercise, and eat an even higher ratio of sugar to other foods. This has been a vicious circle of ever worse diet since sometime around the early seventies when someone had the brilliant idea that since sugar has less calories for it's mass than fat, people will take in less calories and be thinner if they just eat sugar.

    No offense, but what part of "paradigm shift" did you miss? Parent is correct to wonder, and could be on to something. The problem with a reply like your own is that you're completely ignoring the topic, the idea behind it, and any possibilities therein. That's fine, but sticking with the existing knowledge and assumptions without paying even lip service to the idea in the topic is just, well, odd.

  81. Re:medicine about to undergo profound paradigm shi by BobMcD · · Score: 1

    This is a popular fallacy, but not all antibiotics are effective on all forms of bacteria -- as anyone who has had to get a prescription for antibiotics from a doctor knows. Doctors choose the antibiotics to use based on the family of bacteria they want to destroy.

    Don't be pedantic, it's contrary to good discussion. The point, that you're likely to be unable to deny, is that antibiotics could well be killing off stuff that we'd be better off keeping. Unintended consequences and all that.

    It's right there in TFS:

    If further evidence bears this out, medicine is about to undergo a profound paradigm shift, and medical treatment could regularly involve kindness to microbes.

    Whether this means no antibiotics or just better ones, remains to be seen.

  82. Re:medicine about to undergo profound paradigm shi by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Your stomach is full of hydrochloric acid

    Now you're just being silly.

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  83. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Dude, "hgh-fructose corn syrup" IS sugar. Half the problem is that most Americans don't know what sugar is. Apparently you don't either.

  84. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is more naiive and dangerous than you think. All arguments such as yours asusmes two things which are provably false:
    1) The body is a perfect, perpetual motion machine (seriously, no educated person would assert perpetual motion ever works except when they're talking about "fatties"), not only that they compound this by assuming everyone's body works so similarly there's no real difference.

    2) That 100 calories of one food work and process than same as 100 calories of any other food.

    Really? Science hasn't clued you into the fact that we're symbiotic with all that bacteria and other stuff living in or on us? A good portion of our DNA isn't even our "own" anymore, rather the result of viral infection being passed to offspring over thousands of years (take that you IDers!).

    Something as simple as the combination of amino acids it takes to break down each food you've ingested can have a huge effect, and no, not everyone has the same amounts of these either.

    Btw, I'm not arguing that those folks who down a bucket of chicken every night for dinner won't be fat, by and large they will be. But the very fact that you see folks eat just as crappy and remain mostly thin (or a minor beer gut on the male version) ought to also be a big freaking wakeup call. Guess what, their activity level and muscle mass do not the caloric difference make (seriously, do you know how much jogging it takes to burn off the extra 2000 calories some people consume, fat and thin alike?).

    So, please, educate yourself, you're enough right to delude yourself into thinking you've got it down, but trust me you don't. There have even been outlier cases, such as one woman provably consuming 1200 calories a day and looking amazingly obese. She had an actual (not pretend) hormone problem, once they fixed it, she went up to a healthy amount of calories per day and lost 150 pounds. If there's outliers like that I think even a denier like you might be willing to believe that more common, less severe cases may exist (bell curve anyone?).

  85. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Apparently you did not read the parent's post where he hypothesized about Americans being heavy because hormones secreted by bacteria make them eat too much. Then you apparently missed where I pointed out that over eating is not the problem. A primarily sugar diet is.

    I didn't miss "paradigm shift". I also didn't miss it when it happened in the 70's causing many of the current health problems.

  86. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by BobMcD · · Score: 1

    Not only did you miss it, you're dismissing it.

    Why do American suffer more from this than, say, Brazilians? Wouldn't they have greater access to cheap sugary products than we do?

    There could be a microbial cause, and you're not discussing that at all. You already think you have the answers, do you not?

  87. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    40 years of thinking like you has only increased the average size of Americans. The "Calories eaten - Calories burned" is a myth foisted on people that don't understand biology, and overeating is a symptom of what people like you tend to point out as the solution. The human body does not turn everything it consumes into energy. Much of it passes through. It also instructs us as to when it needs more energy. Taking in a huge amount of fuel that is a "use it now or store it as fat" fuel, leaves them hungry no matter how much they eat. Eating food that digests slowly leaves them satisfied. Unfortunately they have been convinced that slower digesting food (fat) is "bad". People leave the table while stuffed thinking of snacks because they just ate what people like you call "healthy" food. Food that is all sugar. If they had eaten a nice fatty piece of meat, they would be walking away feeling satisfied.

  88. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    No, they wouldn't. Why would Brazilians have greater access to cheap sugary products than we do?

  89. I find this sort of encouraging really... by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    It means EVERYONE has at least a little bit of culture...

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  90. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by BobMcD · · Score: 1

    Sugar cane is and has been a factor of their culture for a very long time. Not so much here.

  91. dirt? by jrvz · · Score: 1

    I've long heard about people with a compulsion to eat dirt - ascribed to a mineral deficiency. Maybe a bacteria deficiency instead, or in addition? (It's somewhat easier to contemplate than a "fecal transplant", anyway.)

  92. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Ahhh...You seem to be confused about what sugar is. Sugar comes from many sources. Not just sugar cane. Of course, your confusion is common, and a major reason why so many people have weight problems. They eat a ton sugar and think that it is healthy because it isn't fat, and it isn't cane sugar.

  93. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    If they had eaten a nice fatty piece of meat, they would be walking away feeling satisfied.

    And fiber too. I can't eat more than a handful of nuts or one apple. Minimally-processed foods in general tend to be filling. Too much fructose is bad, though - a pound of apples a day won't keep the bariatric surgeon away.

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  94. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Urkki · · Score: 1

    People leave the table while stuffed thinking of snacks because they just ate what people like you call "healthy" food. Food that is all sugar.

    Uh huh. Show me one sane source that says sugar is healthy. I don't remember anybody ever thinking sugar is healthy. Even those who think stuff like aspartame should be avoided, only think sugar is healthier than those substances, not healthy in itself.

  95. Re:medicine about to undergo profound paradigm shi by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Would you rather new treatments were rushed to market without real science to back them, and let patients discover the side effects for themselves?

    If they really want to, yes. Most people will look for certified and tested products. Seeing as the only alternative is to threaten patients, doctors, and vendors with theft and/or rapecages, allowing patients to experiment with medicines is the more moral choice. Since nobody has infinite financial resources, medicine/treatment consumers will usually seek products and services with positive reputations to maximize their purchasing power. Granted, some people still buy potato chips, but we can't seek to control all behavior.

    If it's all above-ground, problems can be handled with the courts and with counter-advertising. By keeping the stuff illegal, patients still get the treatments they want (perhaps to a lesser degree) but have little recourse and cannot inform the market when there are problems.

    You only need to look at my blogspam queue to see how active the underground medicine market is.

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  96. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by BobMcD · · Score: 1

    Um, no. Not in the least. You're grasping at straws here, so I'll just let you have the last word on the matter and move on. Have a great day!

  97. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by wierd_w · · Score: 1

    Sugars come in several varieties, including simple, and complex.

    Starches are a kind of sugar, just a very complex one. they get broken down by enzymes in your saliva into maltose, dextrose, and glucose. All simple sugars.

    This breakdown process requires time, so starches satisfy longer than a heavy intake of simple sugars would, but they still metabolize mostly into fat if taken in high concentration.

    fats on the other hand, require a considerable energy expense to digest. They need bile to help break it down, and acids in the stomach and small intestine are not so effective at digesting them since they are nonpolar, hydrophobic molecules.

    Roughly, your body absorbs nutrients in about this order:

    1) Simple sugars (these start to hit your bloodstream as soon as they enter your mouth. Literally.)
    2) Starches (these take a few minutes to start hitting your bloodstream, but usually are starting to hit it by the time it has been churned in your stomach awhile.)
    3) Proteins (These are more effected by acids than fats are, and get absorbed as broken down amino acids in your small intestine for the most part.)
    4) Fats (A good portion of these make it out with your feces totally undigested. This is especially true if you eat the recommended amount of fiber, since the fiber sucks up the fat, and keeps it away from your body.)

    The biggest things that americans can do to cut down on their bloat and bulk is to eat ALOT more fiber in their diets, and to cut down on the simple sugars and starches. Starches arent so much of a problem if they are eaten sensibly, and eaten with a good source of fiber.

    Sadly, "Fast Food" usually comprises of fat (fried in oil), potatoes (starch, little fiber), heavily processed white bread (stripped of almost all fiber, has added simple sugar, high starch, low protein), and excessive protein. Taken together, it allows the fat to stay in the colon unsequestered long enough to be a health risk for both colon cancer and for obesity. the simple sugars present in the bread alter the way digestion happens, and also suppress satiety, making you more likely to supersize; (especially if you follow up with a large soda).

    The end result is that your body readily absorbs way more calories than it needs, you poop out very little, and you get fatter.

    the reason that the fast food industry removes the fiber from the wheat flour used to make the white bread for use in the fast food industry is because foods that are high in fiber take more time to eat, because you have to chew it more to swallow it, because of the added toughness and bulk that the fiber gives. It also reduces the preparation time radically, allowing a faster turn-around on the production floor.

    Americans would drop the pounds radically in just a few years if a few new laws concerning food preparation from processed food companies went into effect:

    1) Dont add sugar or high fructose corn syrup to bread dough that is supposed to non-sweet.
    (I'd bet you a dollar that your loaf of bread sitting in your breadbox contains high fructose corn syrup. "Traditional bread" contains 3 ingredients: Flour, Water, Yeast. What does your bread have in it?)

    2) Specify that the maximum fiber removal from white bread flour is 50% of whole wheat flour yields.

    3) Dont substitute sugars of any kind for fats.

    That would make it so that it is actually POSSIBLE to "Moderate" the sugar consumption in the american diet, since you could actually find food that you didnt have to make yourself (from scratch) that does not contain added sugar. This would go a LONG way toward battling american obesity.

    As for bacterial flora; Not exactly bacterial, but a common GI yeast (Candida) will make you crave sugar, and will cause lethargy and nausea if you reduce sugar intake. coupled with insulin's effect in this regard, it can make you into a sugar-holic pretty quickly.

  98. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Here you go. The official US government recommendation to eat a primarily sugar diet.

    http://www.mypyramid.gov/pyramid/index.html

  99. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Fiber is basically indigestible matter. While it may fill you up, that is all it does. Most of the need for fiber is to offset a bunch of the negative effects of the currently recommended primarily sugar diet.

  100. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    OK, I'll take the last word.

    High fructose corn syrup is not cane sugar yet it is sugar. Only someone that doesn't understand what sugar is would think that because Brazil produces "Cane Sugar" that they somehow have greater access to sugar than people in the US who live in a country that produces huge amounts of High Fructose Corn Syrup. Also know as sugar.

  101. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Urkki · · Score: 2, Informative

    I get the impression that you use word "sugar" to mean carbohydrates in general, and not just what is usually meant by sugars: sweet mono- and disaccharides. I don't see a lot of those behind that link, it ceratinly is not "primarily sugar diet".

    I mean, earlier you talked about food that takes long to digest. Long-chained carbohydrates are just that, their rate of digestion is just about right for the common interval between meals.

  102. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Yes, I mean carbohydrates, as they ARE sugars. And, no, they do not digest in just about the right amount of time for meal intervals, unless you are one of the people that are eating 6 meals a day. Pretending that complex sugars are not sugar doesn't make it so, any more than the other poster that was claiming high fructose corn syrup wasn't sugar because it didn't come from cane.

  103. Re:Different bacteria in different parts of the wo by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Most of the need for fiber is to offset a bunch of the negative effects of the currently recommended primarily sugar diet.

    Nah, fiber is pretty essential to keep our intestines working properly. Evolutionarily we're evolved for high-fiber, low nutrition diets for the most part. Occasionally we catch a mastodon, but mostly we eat roots and leaves. "Eat your veggies".

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  104. Good/Bad Health is contagious by eriktderek · · Score: 1

    Different populations of bacteria can have an effect on our health, good or bad. Ergo, you want to catch the bacteria of healthy people. Ergo one should have sex and "taste/inoculate" oneself with healthy, thin people. Also obesity is similarly contagious so avoid oral/fecal contact with fatties. This is so classic a concept. Its ironic that people 1000 years ago probably believed this, and in fact it may stand up to science.

  105. I think, therefore I am... by avtchillsboro · · Score: 1

    a collection of cells!

    Begs the question of what is 'consciousness' ?