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  1. OPEN COMMA TOO on AT&T Wireless Network Is Open Too · · Score: 1

    Fixed that one...

  2. Re:Better Idea on Promise of OOXML Oversight By ISO Falls Through · · Score: 5, Funny

    My unicorn is out back, eating glitter... Terrible. She farts rainbows for a couple days afterwards.

  3. Re:Just ask Google on Promise of OOXML Oversight By ISO Falls Through · · Score: 1

    Wait 'til he gets curious enough to peek at "2Girls 1 cup"

    C'mon. I DARE you!

  4. Re:The Onion on The Arctic Doomsday Seed Vault · · Score: 1
  5. Re:Nope on Did SCO Get Linux-mob Justice? · · Score: 1

    Today McBride, tomorrow Cheney!

  6. Heavens to Rothschild, Batman! on Microsoft Fueling HD Wars For Own Benefit? · · Score: 1

    That's how the Illuminati bankers took over the world!

  7. GEE! on Verizon Embraces Google's Android · · Score: 1
  8. I Feel A Sudden Pain on Verizon Embraces Google's Android · · Score: 5, Funny

    In all of the diodes down my left side.

  9. Re:So on All US Border Crossings Now Require A 'Terrorist Risk Profile' · · Score: -1, Troll

    No.

    They came carrying Israeli diplomatic passports.

  10. Soviet Vespucciland on All US Border Crossings Now Require A 'Terrorist Risk Profile' · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can you say it?
    I know you can!

    We make the DDR look like Sweden!

  11. COVERUP - My Rejected Submission on On-Call-IT Assists In Government Data Destruction · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A U.S. official overseeing a probe of former Bush aide Karl Rove yesterday refused to give federal investigators copies of "personal files" he deleted from his office computer, after it was discovered he hired a private computer-help company to erase all the hard drives belonging to him and two deputies. Special Counsel Scott J. Bloch hired a firm to perform a DoD-wipe, guaranteeing the files could never be restored. Bloch said he suspected his computer was infected by a virus - an unorthodox remedy. The receipt for the work performed makes no mention of a virus. Bloch refuses to turn over other files saved online and claims no documents relevant to any investigation have been purged. "We don't do a seven-level wipe for a virus," said a manager of Geeks on Call - the firm that was hired.

  12. Re:Canadian forecasters: Very cold winter ahead on Recipe for a Storm — Forecasting a Hurricane Season · · Score: 1

    It's like your refrigerator, you know that bugger heats up a room but good!

    So remember kids, don't play with ice cubes - you're liable to start a forest fire!

  13. Re:Captain Hook on Is It Time for a 'Kinder, Gentler HTML'? · · Score: 1

    Don't believe it! He'll get you blind-drunk, then screw you in the arse.

  14. Kinder? Gentler? on Is It Time for a 'Kinder, Gentler HTML'? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Get rid of all those sharp, pointy brackets around tags! Ouch!

  15. Re:If they give up on Are Spammers Giving Up? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yesta'day too.

    I'll say something trenchant and good about OS X, and something obvious and critical about Vista tomorrow.

    The +5's will come back. ;-)

  16. If they give up on Are Spammers Giving Up? · · Score: 5, Funny

    will she still love you more than any other guy? Or will your short and flaccid member be the shame you bear?

  17. Your Ex-CoWorkers Will Kill Facebook on Your Ex-CoWorkers Will Kill Facebook · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will they hurry the f*ck up already?!

  18. Re:Ad "Enabled" on Yahoo, Adobe To Serve Ads In PDFs · · Score: 1, Informative

    The free, Foxit reader is small, fast and compatible - for the Winders crowd. It's also a portable app - put it on yer USB.

    http://www.foxitsoftware.com/pdf/rd_intro.php

    "In the future all software will approach the condition of muzak"

  19. Re:this is old news... on Your Ex-CoWorkers Will Kill Facebook · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wait 'till they find out about Fuckbook...

  20. Re:In Soviet Russia on Your Ex-CoWorkers Will Kill Facebook · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And Job will find You!

  21. Re:People are stupid? on Your Ex-CoWorkers Will Kill Facebook · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's what I call social Notworking.

    My employer might frown on the extensive online tribute work I created in homage to Huey P. Newton.

  22. Already killed LinkedIn on Your Ex-CoWorkers Will Kill Facebook · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Guys I DON'T want following me - temp's from startups, etc!

  23. Re:Yahoo: fuckin' evil on Yahoo, Adobe To Serve Ads In PDFs · · Score: 1

    Advertising is a racket, like the movies and the brokerage business. You cannot be honest without admitting that its constructive contribution to humanity is exactly minus zero.

    --F. Scott Fitzgerald

  24. Re:How Long? on Yahoo, Adobe To Serve Ads In PDFs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The trade of advertising is now so near perfection that it is not easy to propose any improvement. But as every art ought to be exercised in due subordination to the public good, I cannot but propose it as a moral question to these masters of the public ear, whether they do not sometimes play too wantonly with our passions.

    --Samuel Johnston

  25. Ad "Enabled" on Yahoo, Adobe To Serve Ads In PDFs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Funny use of the word "enabled".

    Yeah. Soon to be "Ad Disabled" once my proxy is updated.