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  1. Re:Obgl. on Synthetic DNA About To Yield New Life Forms · · Score: 1

    Do they like the taste of human flesh?

  2. Re:Really... on New Vista Random Numbers to Include NSA Backdoor? · · Score: 1

    That's an icke thought!

  3. Re:I didn't find it disappointing on Vista Named Year's Most Disappointing Product · · Score: 5, Funny

    No wonder so many users are clinging to XP like shipwrecked sailors to a life raft We look back at our complaints over XP and are forced to reflect on our simple naïveté.

    Nihilism means nothing to the dancing peasants.
  4. Re:Really... on New Vista Random Numbers to Include NSA Backdoor? · · Score: 1

    Veracity
    Integrity
    Security
    Trust
    Assurance

    What's not to like?

  5. Beers? on Bees Can Optimize Internet Bottlenecks · · Score: 3, Funny

    Beers and bottlenecks? I think I will!

  6. Re:detention for disobedience on Student Given Detention For Using Firefox [UPDATED] · · Score: 1
    Every fascist justifies their means by waving the "Anarchy" bogeyman in front of people.

    "If we don't arrest the Animal Rights protestors, there will be ANARCHY!"

    That's just crap. We derive authority in our society, when it operates best, from the consent of the governed.

    Democracy or the rule of law aren't things; they're a bunch of shared assumptions about how people should behave.

    The question you're asking is about the survival of government; can government founded on the idea of deriving its legitimate power to act from the consent of the governed survive and prosper?

    The answer is, always, maybe.
    (It's a process, not a state; if the process stops, the condition goes away.)

    None of what's going on is, particularly, a problem of political institutions or parties.

    It's a consequence of three things.

    People act in their perceived best interest; the percentage of the population who constructs "best interest" in broad or altruistic ways is always proportionately tiny. So almost everyone is going to act in the ways that increase their relative social status, because, fundamentally, that's what band-living ground apes do. http://sideshow.me.uk/sdec07.htm#12162355

    Better stop dreaming of the quiet life / 'Cause it's the one we'll never know
    And quit running for that runaway bus / 'Cause those rosey days are few
    And - stop apologising / For the things you've never done,
    'Cause time is short and life is cruel / but it's up to us to change
    This town called malice.


  7. Re:detention for disobedience on Student Given Detention For Using Firefox [UPDATED] · · Score: 1

    "Teapot, meet tempest. Tempest, this is teapot, of whom we were just speaking!

    "My, my! Now that introductions have been made, let's try and mix it up a little!"

  8. Re:detention for disobedience on Student Given Detention For Using Firefox [UPDATED] · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is an apology for authoritarianism - assuming innocence on the part of authority, and granting benefits of doubt to their actions while also itemising possible hypothitical infractions by the accused.

    That is how fascism is apologised.

  9. Re:Minor gripe on Guantanamo Officers Caught Modifying Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    Looks like they failed in this.

  10. Re:Minor gripe on Guantanamo Officers Caught Modifying Wikipedia · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Rearm with rubberbands and spitballs.

    End the whole bloody military lie - its a corporate welfare program without end.

  11. Re:Get a D-Link or a LinkSys, Routers r a commodit on Cisco To Develop Third-Party APIs For IOS · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IOS is universally accepted. The model of its tiered, context-determined command structure has been emulated by many. This is including Microsoft, with it's cascaded netsh and other command utilities.

    That said, this kind of command navigation sucks. You are trapped in a maze of twisty, little prompts, all alike.

    The structure of these commands were determined in antiquity, when embedded networking devices were resource starved for storage and memory. That's pretty clearly not the case today.

    Screw IOS, its resistance to simple scripting, and its defiance to be committed easily to memory.

  12. Re:too clever for its own good. on The Advantages of Upgrading From Vista To XP · · Score: 2, Funny

    The writer obviously has a different view of just what "better" means, than do we at Microsoft and the Motion Picture and Music Industries.

    I think we all know better than to pay much attention to what foreign amateurs, writing in blogs have to say. If they knew anything, they'd be paid experts.

  13. Re:Vist... *out of resources* on The Advantages of Upgrading From Vista To XP · · Score: 1

    "I Know!"

    "Let's represent every object, attribute and aspect of every visual element - wait for it - IN XML!

    "Then we can also experiment with a radical new architecture for our IP stack - you know: have it run separate compartments and things. Abstract the upper parts of the protocol so that differences in v4 and v6 - heck! vAnything - are relegated to plugins.

    "On that XML thing: we'll have to monitor this stream for media content - keep checking for keys, and things.

    "File sharing protocols need to be updated on top of that new IP stack I mentioned. Make sure we can add a bunch of checks and negotiations so we only break when communicating to older stuff.

    "Yeah - I know that the transport is being changed at the same time as the app layer: we'll just have to keep really tight communications during the all hands committee meetings with the leaders of the various separate dev teams.

    "Oh, yeah. let's add checks for a security token into the UI....

  14. PUNCHLINE! on The Future of Love and Sex - Robots · · Score: 3, Funny

    "...Oh I forgot to warn you. His Arse is a pencil sharpner!"

  15. From Agnes - With Love on The Future of Love and Sex - Robots · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, that's a twist!

    "Advice to all future male scientists: be sure you understand the opposite sex, especially if you intend being a computer expert. Otherwise, you may find yourself, like poor Elwood, defeated by a jealous machine, a most dangerous sort of female, whose victims are forever banished--to...

    the Twilight Zone."


    http://www.tv.com/the-twilight-zone/from-agnes---with-love/episode/12725/summary.html

  16. Sacred Cattle Make Great Mock-Turtle! on Scientists Trap Light In Nano-Soup · · Score: 1

    BEAUTIFUL Soup, so rich and green,
    Waiting in a hot tureen!
    Who for such dainties would not stoop?
    Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!
    Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!

    Beau--ootiful Soo-oop!
    Beau--ootiful Soo-oop!
    Soo--oop of the e--e--evening,
    Beautiful, beautiful Soup!

    Beautiful Soup! Who cares for fish,
    Game, or any other dish?
    Who would not give all else for two
    Pennyworth only of Beautiful Soup?
    Pennyworth only of beautiful Soup?

    Beau--ootiful Soo-oop!
    Beau--ootiful Soo-oop!
    Soo--oop of the e--e--evening,
    Beautiful, beauti--FUL SOUP!

  17. Re:Open source the government on Congressman Hollywood Wants To Make DMCA Tougher · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Who let the jews steal our music?

  18. Re:They're not that stupid on US Government Caught Manipulating Wikipedia · · Score: 3, Funny

    Stupid? It must have been one of Ted Steven's congressional aides/pages.

    "Series of tubes!" SNORT! That sound's like a congressman's view of his page staff.

    Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in high spirits.
    -- Robert Louis Stevenson

  19. Re:So? on Copy That Floppy, Lose Your Computer · · Score: 1

    New Zealand, Iceland (bit of a village, tho'), Finland.

    Live in a real society outside the US for any time, and you'll wonder how any one would put up.

  20. Re:So? on Copy That Floppy, Lose Your Computer · · Score: 1

    Time to move. USA==One big jail. You either a perp, pig or guard.

  21. Theft on Nokia Claims Ogg Format is "Proprietary" · · Score: 1

    Theft is 9/10 of the law. The law is all theft.

  22. Re:Low/High ranking means nothing in Harper theocr on Canadian DMCA Won't Include Consumer Rights · · Score: 1

    Crazy Zionist byatch like Howard, Merkel, Bush and Sarkozy.

  23. Re:Also blocked on The Register Exposes More Wikipedia Abuse · · Score: 1

    Why did Fort Knox quit posting, other than AC?

  24. Re:Also blocked on The Register Exposes More Wikipedia Abuse · · Score: 1

    Fuckwad. I AM Red Foreman, so don't pull that crap around here.

  25. And that is why on Pleo Review - A Toy Robot Triumph? · · Score: 3, Funny

    There is RealDoll.