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  1. Flaw? on Download With Caution: Romney, Obama Campaign Apps Have Privacy Flaws · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Assume this to be a feature - not a bug.

    You are the crop they are harvesting.

  2. Re:Denisovans Extinct? on DNA Analysis Suggests Humans Interbred With Denisovans · · Score: 1

    I think THOSE jokes belong back on the circumcision/foreskin thread, no?

  3. Re:Denisovans Extinct? on DNA Analysis Suggests Humans Interbred With Denisovans · · Score: 1

    I believe that it was a reliance on anecdotal evidence that extended his days...

  4. Re:Arrrrrg on Java Exploit Patched? Not So Fast · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oracle should be "patched" by Anonymous.

  5. Re:Denisovans Extinct? on DNA Analysis Suggests Humans Interbred With Denisovans · · Score: 3, Funny

    Carbon dating myself....

  6. Re:Denisovans Extinct? on DNA Analysis Suggests Humans Interbred With Denisovans · · Score: 1

    Well, Cain was always pressing for the family to come over. He was a real pr!ck, tho. We much more enjoyed his brother Abel.

  7. Denisovans Extinct? on DNA Analysis Suggests Humans Interbred With Denisovans · · Score: 3, Funny

    I beg to differ. The Denisovan's were our next-door neighbors, when I was in grade-school.

  8. Re:Meh. on HP Launches Beta of Open webOS · · Score: 1, Troll

    Display thine bosoms unguardedly, or discharge thineself from these premises forthwith!

  9. Re:640K years on How Long Do You Want To Live? · · Score: 1

    When I think of all the worries people seem to find
    And how they're in a hurry to complicate their mind
    By chasing after money and dreams that can't come true
    I'm glad that we are different, we've better things to do
    May others plan their future, I'm busy lovin' you (1-2-3-4)
    Sha-la-la-la-la-la, live for today
    Sha-la-la-la-la-la, live for today
    And don't worry 'bout tomorrow, hey, hey, hey
    Sha-la-la-la-la-la, live for today
    Live for today
    Don't worry,
    'Bout tomorrow.

  10. WITHOUT A TURTLENECK on US Doctors Back Circumcision · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You get dick blisters.

  11. Re:640K years on How Long Do You Want To Live? · · Score: 1

    The past is memory, the future, a dream. NOW is all you got - if your destined for a minute or a thousand years...

  12. Re:640K years on How Long Do You Want To Live? · · Score: 1

    You are the genius of love.

  13. Re:600 years. on How Long Do You Want To Live? · · Score: 1

    "Guardez Lou!"

  14. Re:640K years on How Long Do You Want To Live? · · Score: 1

    No-one else can make you change
    And to see you're really only very small,
    And life flows on within you - and without You.

  15. Re:640K years on How Long Do You Want To Live? · · Score: 1

    Dying is just natural, inevitable and a part of a grand perfection which you figure in as a part, not a subject or goal.

  16. Re:600 years. on How Long Do You Want To Live? · · Score: 1

    "Since 1900, the life expectancy of Americans, driven by improved hygiene, nutrition, and new medical discoveries and interventions, has jumped from 47 years to almost 80"

    Yeah. One Aspirin cures a headache, so 50 of them will make me telepathic!

  17. Re:640K years on How Long Do You Want To Live? · · Score: 0

    Dying is what makes us real. Most of "life" is a tornado of colliding imaginations.

    Everyone thinks they're the ONE exception.

    But no in ever got out of it, ever.

  18. Re:640K years on How Long Do You Want To Live? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yep. I think by then, you'll have had enough of watching TV and eating Doritos. The idea of new Nikes just won't thrill anymore, like it did for the last 5 centuries... Maybe then it's time to take a nap, and not get back up.

    Seriously. Y'all live miserable lives as it is. Thank God, people die. Without that, there isn't even the glimmer that we'd bother to understand Life.

  19. Re:"I like turtles" on New Face Paint Protects Soldiers Against Bomb Blasts · · Score: 1

    /i wish they'd invent a paint that would protect them from becoming soldiers...

  20. Re:Why cloud? on StethoCloud Project Diagnoses Pneumonia On the Cheap · · Score: 2

    The "Windows Smartphone" angle is problematic anywhere.

    Nobody actually owns one. :-)

  21. Re:That's nice on Photo Reveals UK Plan: "Assange To Be Arrested Under All Circumstances" · · Score: 1

    "We had to destroy the Republic in order to save it"

  22. Re:Dead wrong on Why Mars Is Not the Limit For Human Space Flight · · Score: 0

    Because once mankind masters being able to breathe nothing and piss ice-cubes? There's no stopping how far we can leave a trail of litter, across the galaxy! :-)

  23. Re:drugs on Lance Armstrong and the Science of Drug Testing · · Score: 5, Funny

    My grandmother relied exclusively on anecdotal sources of evidence, and she lived to be 104!

  24. Re:Nathan Myhrvold? on Does Recent Goodwill Undo Years of Patent Trolling For Intellectual Ventures? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, but you repeat yourself. :-)

    He lies in SO MANY ways through this one, seemingly simple, statement in the article, alone:

    "The set of incentives that go around patents, that's part of how the system works. Inventors should get rich. We should have more inventors. It's good for everybody,"

    Right. What a Satan, disguised in human form. Myhrvold's out there - using his billion-dollar leverage to ensure the Philo Farnsworths and Nicola Teslas of our time get the just and proportional, individual rewards - commensurate with their foundational contributions.

    NOT.

    The "inventors" that he ensures riches for are other large corporations. The "owners" of intellectual "property". He's like a loan shark, claiming that "working stiffs deserve an equal chance a getting a little credit".

    If there's a heart of darkness inside of Microsoft, Myhrvold is one of the Cabal of three or four, who made it so.

  25. Nathan Myhrvold? on Does Recent Goodwill Undo Years of Patent Trolling For Intellectual Ventures? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't doubt the depths of the evil here. The kind that moralises about the good it does.