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How Long Do You Want To Live?

Hugh Pickens writes "Since 1900, the life expectancy of Americans, driven by improved hygiene, nutrition, and new medical discoveries and interventions, has jumped from 47 years to almost 80. Now, scientists studying the intricacies of DNA and other molecular bio-dynamics may be poised to offer even more dramatic boosts to longevity. But there is one very basic question that is seldom asked, according to David Ewing Duncan: How long do you want to live? 'Over the past three years I have posed this query to nearly 30,000 people at the start of talks and lectures on future trends in bioscience, taking an informal poll as a show of hands,' writes Duncan. 'To make it easier to tabulate responses I provided four possible answers: 80 years, currently the average life span in the West; 120 years, close to the maximum anyone has lived; 150 years, which would require a biotech breakthrough; and forever, which rejects the idea that life span has to have any limit at all.' The results: some 60 percent opted for a life span of 80 years. Another 30 percent chose 120 years, and almost 10 percent chose 150 years. Less than 1 percent embraced the idea that people might avoid death altogether (PDF). Overwhelmingly, the reason given was that people didn't want to be old and infirm any longer than they had to be, even if a pill allowed them to delay the inevitable. Others were concerned about issues like boredom, the cost of paying for a longer life, and the impact of so many extra people on planetary resources and on the environment. But wouldn't long life allow people like Albert Einstein to accomplish more and try new things? That's assuming that Einstein would want to live that long. As he lay dying of an abdominal aortic aneurysm in 1955, Einstein refused surgery, saying: 'It is tasteless to prolong life artificially. I have done my share, it is time to go. I will do it elegantly.'"

813 comments

  1. 600 years. by lxs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Should be enough for me.

    1. Re:600 years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      640 kiloYears should be enough for anyone.

    2. Re:600 years. by L1mewater · · Score: 2, Funny

      640 kiloHours should be enough for anyone.

    3. Re:600 years. by JamesTRexx · · Score: 4, Funny

      666 years. Or until the year of Linux on the desktop. Shouldn't differ much.

      I kid, I kid! :-P
      Anyway, if you're afraid of getting bored living a very long time, try stepping away from the TV. I can't imagine ever getting bored.

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    4. Re:600 years. by mikael_j · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've always said I'd like to live at least 500 years. Of course, it would be interesting to be able to stay relatively "young" more or less indefinitely.

      Might not be something everyone is interested in but I would love to never feel any pressure to hurry up and do all those things I want to do. I could spend 50 years just reading interesting books. Maybe spend ten years building a house. And thinking more long-term, how about a few hundred years in deep space? You'd have the time...

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    5. Re:600 years. by fa2k · · Score: 1

      Forever, please

    6. Re:600 years. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      "Since 1900, the life expectancy of Americans, driven by improved hygiene, nutrition, and new medical discoveries and interventions, has jumped from 47 years to almost 80"

      Yeah. One Aspirin cures a headache, so 50 of them will make me telepathic!

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    7. Re:600 years. by danomac · · Score: 1

      On reading this article, I immediately thought of Futurama's Head-in-a-Jar system. Who needs a body anyway? It just slows you down! A brain and a couple robo-arms and you're good to go! You'd probably last longer than 600 years then...

    8. Re:600 years. by EEPROMS · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is a reason we must die, social stagnation, for humanity to grow and accept new technologies and concepts the old must die and make way for the new. Imagine a large part of the US population being over 200 years old and blocking new technologies at the voting booth.

    9. Re:600 years. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Frankly I don't see a difference to the actual status of the USA.
      Alternative energies?
      Clean water from the tap?
      Health insurance?
      Religious zealots dictating school topics?
      (How many peoplevote formpresidents anyway? 35%? So if the winner is elcted with 51% of the votes, about 16% of the americans support him? Uh, oh, political uncorrect, her?)
      I don't think it makes a difference if they are above 200 and don't voter, or below :)

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    10. Re:600 years. by mooingyak · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I can't find a reference for it, but I remember reading that if you eliminate aging and disease, some actuary worked out that the life expectancy would be roughly 800 years before you die in some kind of accident / murder / etc.

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    11. Re:600 years. by cmiller173 · · Score: 2

      For me just one more year. And that answer will be the same if you ask me next year, and the year after that, and the year after that, ...

    12. Re:600 years. by erroneus · · Score: 0

      640k years should be enough for anyone.

    13. Re:600 years. by compro01 · · Score: 2

      How many people vote for presidents anyway? 35%? So if the winner is elcted with 51% of the votes, about 16% of the americans support him?

      Presidential elections get more voters, in the high-50s to low-60s. You're thinking the mid-term elections (house and senators only, like 2010) which have absurdly low turnouts (40% in 2010).

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    14. Re:600 years. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Well during the bush times voting participation was around 35% ... so I was told, butperhaps I'm wrong?

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    15. Re:600 years. by magarity · · Score: 2

      Forever, please

      I'd sign up for "indefinite" but "forever" is a mightly long time. Ever thought waiting in line for a new driver's license was boring? Well, the black hole era will be tedious on a whole new level. No thanks.

    16. Re:600 years. by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      Yes, I could spend a million years just learning all there is to know, and then I'd have a million years of changes to catch up on... sounds like heaven to me!

    17. Re:600 years. by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Aspirin can cure my headache, complete and total knowledge of the functioning of the human body and its interactions with the environment gives me all manner of surprising abilities, with clinical immortality being one of the least surprising ones.

    18. Re:600 years. by compro01 · · Score: 2

      As I said, those were the mid-term elections in 2002 and 2006, which got about 34% and 37% turnout respectively.

      Turnout for the 2000 and 2004 presidential elections were 54% and 57% respectively, and 63% in 2008.

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    19. Re:600 years. by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I'd hazard a guess that the 35% was a scare number based on the total population, with the 50's being of eligible voters.

      40% sounds high for a midterm election though.

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    20. Re:600 years. by Surt · · Score: 1

      Want the really bad news? One human brain isn't big enough to know all there is to know.

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    21. Re:600 years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine a large part of the US population being over 200 years old and blocking new technologies at the voting booth.

      Oh, I wasn't asked about them. I would like to live indefinitely. The others can die off at whatever rate pleases you. And then we'll both be happy :)

    22. Re:600 years. by Surt · · Score: 1

      That's only because the brain doesn't remain pliable, and we're closing in on understanding how to fix that.

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    23. Re:600 years. by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 2

      The one thing the guy forgot to include in his questionnaire is that we always have the unspoken "opt out clause" which we may exercise at any time (tall building, 44, bottle of sleeping pills not included); and which many have already chosen to exercise even with our current paltry life span. I would chose forever and exercise the clause at my discretion.

      Robert Heinlein touched on this aspect of long lives in Time Enough For Love when in the opening the other characters had to basically coerce, persuade, or trick the protagonist into another rejuvenation treatment to take him beyond his already 2000 year lifespan. In fact IIRC the effect of an extremely long life on the thoughts etc of the person living it are central to the whole, quite long (and very good) book. And the idea that the protagonist might be so bored with life after living 2000 years to consider or actively want to commit suicide is cast somewhat sympathetically (if in a crusty way typical with many of Heinlein's characters). Of course we're all glad when he chooses the longevity treatment again. If only for the fact that the book would end far too soon otherwise.

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    24. Re:600 years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      600 years... Should be enough for me.

      ...until you are 599 years and 11 months old.

    25. Re:600 years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, this is one of the few reasons we should die. HOWEVER, I'd like to believe that there could be a way for somebody (and I don't mean everybody) to live long AND still accept new ideas/technologies when confronted with sound proof. This, of course, would require that such person wouldn't have a problem seeing their reality go FUBAR to then reconstruct itself into something... that accommodates the perks of a new technological age, on a rather daily basis too.

    26. Re:600 years. by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I daresay I wouldn't mind putting that to the test. :D

    27. Re:600 years. by TuringCheck · · Score: 1

      Want the really bad news? One human brain isn't big enough to know all there is to know.

      Why is that so bad news? I'm open to improvements :-)

    28. Re:600 years. by readin · · Score: 2

      If everyone expected to live for hundreds of years, they would take a longer term view of issues. I don't think it would work out the way you hope it would, but issues like pollution, energy efficiency, global warming, etc. would be given more thoughtful consideration.

      One noticeable thing is that most people would become even more afraid of death as dying would rob them of many more years (die at 40 and you lose hundreds of years instead of just 20 to 60).

      A potential benefit is that voters would have more experience. Lessons learned would last a lot longer.

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    29. Re:600 years. by danomac · · Score: 1

      Having thought about it for a bit, I'd like to live long enough to pay off debts so it won't be a burden to others when I kick the bucket.

      However, at the rate I'm going, that'll take 150 years.

    30. Re:600 years. by NFN_NLN · · Score: 1

      Imagine a large part of the US population being over 200 years old and blocking new technologies at the voting booth.

      Imagine? It's called religion and it doesn't require a 200 year old body. Their values are over 2000 years old and pass like a virus from host to host.

    31. Re:600 years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's closer to 900 years. But you also need to have a bigger body and bone structure.

    32. Re:600 years. by Mabhatter · · Score: 1

      1103 ... Then you run out of regenerations! And get shot by your wife.

      Unless you really have 507?

    33. Re:600 years. by Mabhatter · · Score: 1

      Enter Regeneration!

    34. Re:600 years. by aqui · · Score: 1

      As long as possible,
      As long as it doesn't involve chopping off heads http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highlander_(film) :D

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    35. Re:600 years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's travel back to 1400s London town:

      What's the life expectancy of someone who just emptied their pisspot on your head?

    36. Re:600 years. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      "Guardez Lou!"

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    37. Re:600 years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a long way from Austin

      Auntie Em! Auntie Em!

      Oh, WOW MAN! I, just like, totally had a seizure! Heh Heheh... that was cool.. Heheh

      Yeah yeah! These guys ROCK!

    38. Re:600 years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have always wondered if you are the same person you were 20 years ago? If you can barely remember what you were like, what you were thinking, what you even looked like when you were 5, are you really that same person?

      Is the 5 year old dead? Is that same person alive at all?

    39. Re:600 years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, not all old people are authoritarins by nature and a small fraction are not even afraid of change.

    40. Re:600 years. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I would expect us to fully unravel the inner workings of human brain in that timeframe, so that full body replacement becomes a possibility. I wonder what an estimated life expectancy of a cyborg with a brain encased in a titanium case with anti-shock absorbers would be? Hopefully long enough to learn to make backups.

    41. Re:600 years. by travbrad · · Score: 1

      If we have the technology to live a million years we would probably also have technology to augment our brains. Of course when you go down that route, the question becomes whether we are still human?

    42. Re:600 years. by Kijori · · Score: 1

      Why didn't you just check? The GP had made it abundantly clear that you were wrong, and why; it would have been trivial to have simply look it up. "I think it's 35%, but I base that on no actual knowledge and refuse to check" is a fairly weak argument.

    43. Re:600 years. by u38cg · · Score: 1

      It's hugely sensitive to the underlying rate, because accidental death is a very small proportion of total mortality. It varies widely between population. You see figures quoted between 500-10,000 years, probably all reasonable.

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    44. Re:600 years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as for me to say it has been a good run. Time to go. Anything less is too little.

    45. Re:600 years. by cynop · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure, if you'd live 500 years you would hear you mother nagging you for not getting married and settling down by the time you're 300 years old...

      But try to imagine what a person who has lived 500 years would have witnessed:

      The colonism of the americas.
      The birth of modern medicine.
      Discovering the importance of DNA.
      The French Revolution.
      The American Revolution.
      The Industrial Age.
      The evolution of art movements like Neoclassism, Romanticism and all Modern or Contemporary art movements.
      Splitting the atom.
      Walking on the moon.
      The radical change of the way we view the world through quantum mechanics and the theories of relativity.
      The technological advancements of the 20th century.
      The internet.

      Now factor the singularity effect and extrapolate for the next 500 years. I'd sure like to be around to witness all that.

    46. Re:600 years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most educated and working man embrace new technology. Its the changes and lack of use that scares people.
      If we stay with a body of a 35 year human the rest of our prolonged life while working and living actively, trust me that technology adoption wont be a problem.

      The overpopulation problem would be worse but in Europe and many other developed countries we see that as life expectancy increased so did the habits of people regarding to marriage and offspring so I bet this woud be the case also. Having said that I have no doubts another population boom would occur in the mean time.

    47. Re:600 years. by hackula · · Score: 1

      Yep, people who say they would get too bored need to cool it on the Teen Mom watching. I can really understand why you would want to go to oblivion when you spend half your time watching the Bachelor and half your time waiting in line for new iPads.

    48. Re:600 years. by pantaril · · Score: 1

      I've always said I'd like to live at least 500 years. Of course, it would be interesting to be able to stay relatively "young" more or less indefinitely.

      Might not be something everyone is interested in but I would love to never feel any pressure to hurry up and do all those things I want to do. I could spend 50 years just reading interesting books. Maybe spend ten years building a house. And thinking more long-term, how about a few hundred years in deep space? You'd have the time...

      Exatcly my lines of thoughts. The options the guy in TFA provided to his audience (80, 120, 150 years and infinity) look quite unbalanced to me. I wouldn't certainly want to live infinitely but perhaps i wouldn't mind to live for few millions or even billions years to see universe exploration, alien civilisations, to find the purpose and origin of matter and time etc.
      Enyone knows later books in Ender's game series by Orson Scot Card? The main character lived for thousands years just because he traveled at relativistic speeds. Leto Atreides II (aka the Gold emperaror of Dune) is another example of "human" who lived for more than thousand years. Does anyone know more examples of long-living people from science fiction litarature?

    49. Re:600 years. by hackula · · Score: 1

      IME, that is close to the average age of a vampire, along with a the few outlyers of baby vamps and "I met that Jesus guy and he was an asshole" vamps.

    50. Re:600 years. by kryliss · · Score: 1

      Tell that to my wife!

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    51. Re:600 years. by schlachter · · Score: 1

      I'd like to live a long time to see how technology/science and culture develops over time. It's absolutely mind boggling for me to imagine where we will be technologically at our current rate of acceleration in 100 yrs, 500 yrs, 1,000 yrs, 10,000 yrs, 50,000 yrs. Wow.

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    52. Re:600 years. by tchernik · · Score: 1

      I agree. If life extension becomes possible, people would be more thoughtful about a lot of issues because one powerful reason: it won't somebody else's problem anymore.

      People get strongly motivated by fear of what may actually happen to them. And significantly less about what may happen to their descendants.

    53. Re:600 years. by Anguirel · · Score: 1

      The Commonwealth Saga includes the concept of perpetual regeneration / rejuvenation, and envisions what the human race would like like in a society where old age is no longer a threat to health and life (along with cloning and some other anti-death insurance extras).

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    54. Re:600 years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bible says 900 years. So what is stopping it short?

    55. Re:600 years. by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      And about two and a quarter seconds later, it becomes "And does that even matter?"

      (I am of the opinion it really does not, but YMMV)

    56. Re:600 years. by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      Imagine "Neural Plasticity in-a-Pill".

      Now imagine that it's also part of the standard longevity treatments.

  2. long enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    to post first

    1. Re:long enough... by geegel · · Score: 1

      You'll get there. Eventually.

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  3. News Flash! by Orga · · Score: 5, Funny

    99% of people are idiots.

    1. Re:News Flash! by dfn5 · · Score: 1

      +1 Insightful

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    2. Re:News Flash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When you're 600 and barely sentient without having had a coherent thought in decades, requiring constant care and draining your family's (or more likely the future government's) resources, the rest of us will have felt idiotic for giving you the option.

    3. Re:News Flash! by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      99% of people are idiots.

      80 years among them is about enough.

    4. Re:News Flash! by prelelat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So you can live forever but you are going to be a vegetable? We can prevent death but not old age? In the 100's of years we won't be able to figure out how to rejuvenate a human body, fix Alzheimer, put a colony another planet, find alternate sources of food, and power, clean our water supply?

      We've been able to stop cancer, AID's, Hepatitis, Heart Disease, Lung Disease and countless illnesses from killing us, but we can't do these things. If I lived for a vegetable for 30 years and woke up one day cured. I would be happy. I WILL NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT!

    5. Re:News Flash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, at the very least, lack imagination.

    6. Re:News Flash! by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      If we ever get to 600 years, it will be because we have kicked out senescence or slowed it. Why don't people understand this ?

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    7. Re:News Flash! by StormyWeather · · Score: 1

      However the question posed did not say that we could not prevent old age. My answer would be forever, and then I could choose when.

      Easy enough.

    8. Re:News Flash! by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Because 99% of people are idiots, as shown in the above poll.

    9. Re:News Flash! by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Yes, then they are all dead and we can continue to exist with the intelligent, interesting ones.

    10. Re:News Flash! by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      all I read there was blah blah blah liberal blah blah blah democrats blah blah liberal

      yeesh

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    11. Re:News Flash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      99% answered a question they weren't asked, and you are one of them. Those are all assumptions. They weren't part of the original question.

      Imagine yourself at the age of 150, healthy, having the best time of your life. Imagine that at that point someone would ask you "What do you prefer, to die now or to live on?"

      The only answer to the original question that makes sense to me is "live forever", because I'm not suicidal. But apparently 99% of people are.

    12. Re:News Flash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      AID's? Capital A, capital I, capital D, APOSTROPHE, lower case s?

      Are you fucking serious?

    13. Re:News Flash! by waveman · · Score: 2

      This! People tend to naturally assume that life extension is extension of old age, a time of pain, loss of capacity, and dependency.

      If life extension is accompanied by a return to robust health, the whole situation changes. The question then becomes, at what age, given robust good health, would you choose to die? I don't see a lot of healthy 80-year-olds contemplating suicide, unless they have become socially isolated due to the death of friends and family.

      People sometimes get angry at the idea of life extension. We have, most of us, come to a difficult accommodation with the fact that we are going to get old, get sick and die. Opening up that can of worms is not a comfortable experience.

      If people really believe life extension is a bad thing, they should be arguing against research into Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, Heart Disease, Cancer, which mostly affect old people. But they don't. People haven't thought about living for a very long time, but you generally find people want to stay healthy and, if healthy, they don't want to die just yet.

    14. Re:News Flash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what possible cure will there be for ennui and future shock, lad? Those endearing habits among the elderly like telling dull stories about how things were better when they were young and telling young people to get off their lawn, those aren't diseases; they are the inevitable jading of the soul that comes with the accumulation of years. Patterns of thinking ossify; habits become set in stone. Now multiply that a thousand-fold

      Eternal life would be a horrific curse.

    15. Re:News Flash! by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      No. As time passes the 99% represent an even larger number (being a function of the overall population), and thus even harder to avoid.

    16. Re:News Flash! by Mabhatter · · Score: 1

      I think you hit on it right there.

      We need to change the idea of "life" from just "not dying" to defining what "living" is.

      Of course the majority of people on this rock live in conditions worse than most nursing homes, worse than we would allow convicts to live in. None of this makes things better for MOST of the people in the world that live in conditions we'd "check out" over.

      My grandmother was in excellent health till she had an accident and broke her leg at 85. Lady crawled 50 feet with a broken leg thru snow, up stairs, across her house to the one phone to call.... My mom... She thought she needed help? The extra stress of healing, surgeries to keep it mended, and lack of being able to be active in the community is what did her in... She was still 93. She was lucky to still be in her house living on her own walking around till the very last two weeks.

      What people DON'T want is living in a nursing home, alone, crippled, "not dying". Being brought back from the edge multiple times. Even cancer patients deal with that... They can hook you to machines that keep 2-3 organs going now. The thing that gets most old people now is when they start the "spiral" of drugs for heart and lungs that do the opposite things.... Till their bodies just cant take it. You'll never, ever leave the bed, but your not "dead" yet. Particularly gruesome stuff like lung cancer where you basically suffocate to death over three+ months on your back. Both my Father and Aunt (smoked lots) we're "blessed" to find out about their cancer at stage 4 when they were still "well" so they got one good solid chance to fight the cancer... Then went out "swinging" a short time after treatment still being themselves.. Barely time to say goodbye.

    17. Re:News Flash! by careysub · · Score: 2

      ...

      The only answer to the original question that makes sense to me is "live forever", because I'm not suicidal.

      Yet.

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    18. Re:News Flash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn right. Party 'til the sun burns out.

    19. Re:News Flash! by Sarius64 · · Score: 1

      or 99% of people cannot conceive of living without aging. Maybe that's the saddest thing to conceive.

    20. Re:News Flash! by F34nor · · Score: 1

      No, 50% of people are below average.

    21. Re:News Flash! by Immerman · · Score: 1

      But what if the only ones that stick around are those that keep taking the rejuvenation treatments so that they don't miss next season's reality TV shows? It seems to me that if immortality were an option open to all it might well be the most easily entertained that would stick around the longest...

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    22. Re:News Flash! by jedwidz · · Score: 1

      Yes, that would explain a lot.

      Me, I assumed the opposite. Surely it's an easier problem to keep a young, fit person young and fit than it is to keep a frail, elderly person frail and elderly.

      I jokingly refer to myself as a member of 'the last mortal generation'. Except I'm not really joking, just taking it on the chin.

    23. Re:News Flash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been conducting my own informal poll since I was in high school, so about 25 years now. What I've found is the answer to "Do you want to live forever?" is quite a bit different then "Do you want to be young forever?" Most people want to be physically young and mentally healthy their entire lives, hands down.

      As for Einstein, I have a sneaking suspicion that life had worn him out. His comment about "going gracefully" says to me that he viewed the surgery as a temporary stop-gap measure, the first step in a long drawn-out decline towards death and he wanted to avoid that process. Had the option to return to a youthful condition been available, I think he may have looked at it in a different light.

    24. Re:News Flash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why on earth would anyone spend the effort to keep you alive for 30 years, and revive you afterwards? Same if you get cryogenicly frozen. Who the f*** would want to thaw you?

      It's not as though we're underpopulated. And if through some cataclysm humans were on the verge of extinction, the young and active survivors would have better things to do than to revive old fossils.

    25. Re:News Flash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you're 600 and barely sentient without having had a coherent thought in decades

      Well, Ron Paul went into politics.......

    26. Re:News Flash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly. at some point you would be able to preserve quality of life , or even bring it back. hell yeah I'd like to live

    27. Re:News Flash! by Reziac · · Score: 1

      ...Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

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    28. Re:News Flash! by someones · · Score: 1

      thats what came to my mind.
      how could one not want to live forever?

    29. Re:News Flash! by waveman · · Score: 1

      > As for Einstein, I have a sneaking suspicion that life had worn him out.

      Yes I think you are right about Einstein. I don't know why you have been downvoted.

      Apart from the terrifying prospect of a long period of pain, ill health and dependency, he has largely become irrelevant to physics. His unified field theory had become a bit of a joke and no doubt his mental capacities had declined.

    30. Re:News Flash! by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      Except that actually probably means you'll be a member of the only full-body-prosthetic cyborg generation, and in a few centuries, that'll be serious retro-cool, and other people will be getting elective decorpitations to try living that lifestyle.

    31. Re:News Flash! by jedwidz · · Score: 1

      That is, unless we can incubating clone bodies in vats (preferably headless) and brain transplants ready in the meantime.

      The race is on - Team Frankenstein FTW!

  4. Oh Right Around ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just long enough to lick the tears off of Raymond Kurzweil's widow's face at his funeral.

    1. Re:Oh Right Around ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ewww. Oh ewww. Congratulations, you've changed me to CON:Immortality as I'll never be able to bleach that image out of my brain.

  5. Long Enough by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 4, Funny

    To see my enemies buried. After that, I don't care.

    --
    So rise up, all ye lost ones, as one, we'll claw the clouds.
    1. Re:Long Enough by Yaztromo · · Score: 4, Funny

      To see my enemies buried. After that, I don't care.

      I'd hope you'd also want to live long enough to hear the lamentation of their women.

      Yaz

    2. Re:Long Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My enemies are women, you not-insensitive-enough clod!

  6. Oh, FFS by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Overwhelmingly the reason given was that people didn't want to be old and infirm any longer than they had to be, even if a pill allowed them to delay the inevitable.

    Well, it's a good thing that that's not what we're talking about, isn't it? The whole idea is to delay--or if possible, prevent entirely--the things that make us "old" and infirm to begin with. Nobody wants to spend eternity in a nursing home, duh. Spending an indefinite amount of time young and healthy, or even middle-aged and mostly healthy? Sign me up.

    --
    The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    1. Re:Oh, FFS by sexconker · · Score: 2

      Overwhelmingly the reason given was that people didn't want to be old and infirm any longer than they had to be, even if a pill allowed them to delay the inevitable.

      Well, it's a good thing that that's not what we're talking about, isn't it? The whole idea is to delay--or if possible, prevent entirely--the things that make us "old" and infirm to begin with. Nobody wants to spend eternity in a nursing home, duh. Spending an indefinite amount of time young and healthy, or even middle-aged and mostly healthy? Sign me up.

      Then maybe the question, and possible answer choices, should have mentioned that.

      How long do you want to live?
      A) 80 years
      B) 120 years
      C) 150 years
      D) None of the above

      Might as well study relationships by passing a note to the girl on the other side of the class.
      Do you like me?
      A) Yes
      B) No
      C) Maybe

    2. Re:Oh, FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I'd take the forever option given 1 condition...that assisted suicide be legalized, and done so in a way that I could have a living will that says that if I'm hospitalized, incapacitated, or in any other way unable to clearly communicate my desires, and that condition/state lasts longer than 1 year, then I am euthanized. Probably want it thought through a little more than that, but thats the basic idea...let me live forever but have a safeguard to ensure that I'm not miserable forever.

    3. Re:Oh, FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, if you could be 19 years old for a century, almost nobody would make it to 120.

    4. Re:Oh, FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Do you like me?
      A) Yes
      B) No
      C) Maybe

      D) No, but I really like Cowboy Neil

    5. Re:Oh, FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A) 80 years
      B) 120 years
      C) 150 years
      D) None of the above
      E) Cowboy Neal

      fixed.

    6. Re:Oh, FFS by dabridgham · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no kidding. If you're old and infirm, you're not going to live much longer. At base, that's what old and infirm means. The only way to live longer is to eliminate old and infirm or at least push it out to later. I'm all for that and it baffles me that most others are not.

    7. Re:Oh, FFS by UnanimousCoward · · Score: 1

      Have you read 'Tuck Everlasting?' If you have, you might consider a young and healthy indefinite life. On second thought...NAAAAAH...sign me up too! :P

      --
      Twelve-and-three-quarter inches. Unyielding. This wand belonged to Bellatrix Lestrange.
    8. Re:Oh, FFS by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't give a shit WHAT it takes. As long as I can still enjoy a song or a book or a video game or a movie or conversation or meals or board games, I want to stay alive. I don't care WHAT you have to do. Strap me to some jumper cables. Anything. Life is a blink of an eye. Death and nothingness is god damn fucking FOREVER and I absolutely DO NOT want to die. Period. And I'll say the same thing if I live to be 800 years old. There is never enough life to live. There is always more of mankind and exploration and science and exploration to enjoy. I would give anything to see what we're doing in a thousand years. To be there and witness all the amazing things we've done and places we're going.

    9. Re:Oh, FFS by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      Spending an indefinite amount of time young and healthy, or even middle-aged and mostly healthy? Sign me up.

      In America, how many of the current middle-aged are "mostly healthy". Or even the young? Most people today won't make the slightest effort to maintain their health.

      If you are going to live a life of sedentary consumption, as most people seem to aspire too, being young is little better than being old.

    10. Re:Oh, FFS by tilante · · Score: 1

      I haven't read it, but I have seen the movie. And if it gets me Alexis Bledel, hell yeah sign me up.

    11. Re:Oh, FFS by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Sounds like an ideal solution: you get to stay young for an entire lifetime, yet the world still doesn't end up overpopulated :P

      --
      MCSE? No, sir...I don't do Windows. Yes, I am an idealist. What's your point?
    12. Re:Oh, FFS by DinDaddy · · Score: 2

      The other aspect is the natural progression of property from one generation to the next. I'd like to live long enough to see my grandkids into their teen years, but I also would like my dying to be at a point where the things (house, money, whatever it may be) I leave to my child come at a point in their life when they can use them, especially given the apparent direction of our country's economy and class system. Not after he's trying to retire and struggling.

    13. Re:Oh, FFS by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Turn in your geek card.

      Everyone knows that it's CowboyNeal. With an "a" and no space.

      --
      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    14. Re:Oh, FFS by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      There are lots of stories about people who can't die by any means, and who come to regard their immortality as a curse. But if we could turn off the aging clock, that wouldn't protect against death by trauma or disease; if you lived, say, several centuries and decided "okay, I've had enough, I don't want to do this any more," you could always choose to end it, by any of the numerous means people use to end their lives now.

      --
      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    15. Re:Oh, FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am pretty confident that the modest-but-substantial wealth my parents accumulated during their productive years will be gone by the time they die. Just at the point where I might benefit the most (when I am no longer able to work), I can look forward to inheriting... family photographs, mostly.

    16. Re:Oh, FFS by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you are going to live a life of sedentary consumption, as most people seem to aspire too, being young is little better than being old.

      However people choose to live their lives, they tend to prize them very highly, and want to preserve them. If someone's idea of paradise is an eternity spent on the couch eating Cheetos and playing Xbox ... well, what the hell, that's his business. As long as he doesn't cause problems for those of us who want to do more with our lives, I don't see any cause to complain.

      --
      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    17. Re:Oh, FFS by DerekLyons · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Are you ever bored on a Saturday afternoon?

    18. Re:Oh, FFS by kesuki · · Score: 1

      none of the above? does that include "i'm already dead, you insensitive clod"

    19. Re:Oh, FFS by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      If you don't age, you can keep working and being productive, and accumulating at least some degree of wealth. You might take periodic "retirements," but retirement would no longer be a permanent act. There are certainly social problems that could result from this, but on an individual level it seems like you can do a whole lot more for your children and grandchildren if you're physically young and healthy than if you're lying in a nursing home--or if you're dead.

      --
      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    20. Re:Oh, FFS by digitalaudiorock · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. I'm 58 and have managed to get/stay more physically fit than most people I know in their 30s. I do so because I don't want my later years to be unbearable. What completely blows my mind is that most people I know, when the discussion of an elderly person having serious health issues comes up, will say "I hope I don't live that long", rather than "I hope I stay healthy"...I can't tell you how that attitude makes my skin crawl.

      I guess that all part of peoples rationalizations for taking abysmal care of themselves (I've never been able to convince any of my friends to start working out for example)...that "you're gonna die anyway" bullshit. People love to delude themselves into the belief that you can take crappy care of your health, and that it just means that "switch" gets pulled a few years earlier. The reality is that it can mean spending decades of your life being in fucking misery.

      All those sorts of attitudes kill me. Indeed...sign me up too!...I want to be healthy and live as long as I can.

    21. Re:Oh, FFS by GodInHell · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, the second example has worked in case studies.

    22. Re:Oh, FFS by iONiUM · · Score: 1, Insightful

      When you die, and die you shall, nothing you did in this life will have mattered anyways. And, as nothingness, you will not notice the passage of the infinite.

      I am still confused at people's grip on life. We are here, we enjoy it. But this, unsavory fear of death, is very odd to me.

    23. Re:Oh, FFS by SillyHamster · · Score: 1

      They're probably just giving an answer based on current realities.

      There already exist "heroic measures" that can keep an old person alive a little longer. "Staying youthful" is still being researched, and is a difficult problem. If it's even possible, it'll take quite a bit of research and then even more testing to weed out unintended side effects.

    24. Re:Oh, FFS by Nursie · · Score: 1

      This so much.

      The only thing that placates me at all is that the universe itself is not going to last forever, so there is no real forever.

      I'd still happily sign up for a millionfold or more increase in life expectancy though.

    25. Re:Oh, FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get back to us when you're nearly blind and deaf from age, strapped to an oxygen tank, too feeble to even get to the toilet without aid, and your mind is failing.

      "Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once."

    26. Re:Oh, FFS by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      However people choose to live their lives, they tend to prize them very highly, and want to preserve them. If someone's idea of paradise is an eternity spent on the couch eating Cheetos and playing Xbox ... well, what the hell, that's his business. As long as he doesn't cause problems for those of us who want to do more with our lives, I don't see any cause to complain.

      Not necessarily. Personally, I think that most people are completely demoralized, and thus self-indulgent in self-destructive ways. I don't believe that just because someone chooses to do something, it is because they think it is "paradise".

      And people who do not take care of themselves most certainly do cause problems for the rest of us.

    27. Re:Oh, FFS by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      For most people, it isn't death they fear, it is dying. Fear of death is a philosophical issue; fear of dying is a much more practical one.

      Go quickly when it is your time... and enjoy the time up until that point to its fullest.

    28. Re:Oh, FFS by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      I'm totally with you. People who are afraid of boredom in perpetual life are free to die. Personally I'd like as much time as I can get.

    29. Re:Oh, FFS by mug+funky · · Score: 3, Funny

      Incept dates. Longevity.

      I want more life, fucker.

    30. Re:Oh, FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, because unlike you, he got shit to do.

    31. Re:Oh, FFS by ad1217 · · Score: 1

      As far as I can tell, it is not a fear of death; it is a knowledge that we only get one shot at life: when we die, it's all over. Thus, we should use all of it; and have as much as we can.

    32. Re:Oh, FFS by WML+MUNSON · · Score: 1

      The Gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.

      - Homer, The Iliad

    33. Re:Oh, FFS by Sparton · · Score: 1

      Are you ever bored on a Saturday afternoon?

      While I'm not the GP, I can certainly answer "No" for myself (and I suspect he'd agree).

      This is the point where the sardonic hippies would then add "if you answered yes, you're doing it wrong". Unless you live your life with a specific goal (or I guess lack of any goals), there will always be something more to learn, more to experience, more to create, more to explore...

    34. Re:Oh, FFS by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I am still confused at people's grip on life. We are here, we enjoy it. But this, unsavory fear of death, is very odd to me.

      I don't see what's wrong with wanting to keep enjoying things that you do enjoy.

    35. Re:Oh, FFS by rve · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I'm 58 and have managed to get/stay more physically fit than most people I know in their 30s. I do so because I don't want my later years to be unbearable.

      I hope that works. You don't know how many of the old wrecks you see stayed physically fit all their lives, and old age still caught up with them. My dad cycled over 100 miles a week until damage to his joints made that impossible.

    36. Re:Oh, FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By your account, it matters not if death is forced upon someone of your disposition this very moment? Or if there is a choice, you would equally weigh living against dying? If you do contemplate so, then this, indifference to death, is very odd to me.

    37. Re:Oh, FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What completely blows my mind is that most people I know, when the discussion of an elderly person having serious health issues comes up, will say "I hope I don't live that long", rather than "I hope I stay healthy"...

      What's more realistic? An old sick in pain person dying? Or an old sick in pain person suddenly getting a second breath of life leaving all that behind?

    38. Re:Oh, FFS by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      Can't answer for Seumas but my own answer is "No". A Sunday afternoon? It happens, but that's mostly because there are things I want to do that I can't do because I need to get up early the next morning so I have to settle for something slightly less fun and I end up feeling like I'm wasting the precious little time I've got. If I knew I had not just a few thousand more sundays (statistically speaking) but rather something like 50,000 more Sundays then it wouldn't feel like as much of a waste...

      --
      Greylisting is to SMTP as NAT is to IPv4
    39. Re:Oh, FFS by localman · · Score: 1

      Finally, a comment I can get behind.

      As I always say: if you don't want to live forever you're not doing it right.

    40. Re:Oh, FFS by localman · · Score: 1

      I am not afraid of death per se. I was exactly as dead for the eternity before my birth as I will be for the eternity after my death, and it wasn't bad.

      However: the best part has certainly been the living part. By far. And I see no reason I shouldn't want to extend it as long as possible.

      Maybe some are afraid of death. For me it's just that I love life. Not exactly the same thing.

    41. Re:Oh, FFS by localman · · Score: 1

      I've heard this worded a few ways - the idea that the sweetness of life is related to it's brevity. That doesn't hold up to scrutiny for me. Until I was in my teens I basically thought I would live forever - and life as as thrilling and sweet in those times as could be. And even today it is the moments that transcend time - the ones that remind me of the immortality of my youth - that thrill me the most.

      I think this quote is just a good effort to console ourselves over the loss.

    42. Re:Oh, FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you ever bored on a Saturday afternoon?

      Are you SERIOUS? You mean to tell me that there is NOTHING for you to do?

      Open your front door and go for a walk. Talk to the people you meet.

      The World and Life is amazing.

    43. Re:Oh, FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However people choose to live their lives, they tend to prize them very highly, and want to preserve them. If someone's idea of paradise is an eternity spent on the couch eating Cheetos and playing Xbox ... well, what the hell, that's his business. As long as he doesn't cause problems for those of us who want to do more with our lives, I don't see any cause to complain.

      But how else would you let the world now how much better your are than everyone else?

    44. Re:Oh, FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes it's people who have truly known bad health who turn things around in mid life and start working out.

    45. Re:Oh, FFS by Patch86 · · Score: 2

      A) Not often. I've got plenty to keep me busy, and things I want to do that I never get a chance to do.
      B) When I am, what's wrong with that? Boredom isn't all that bad. Being alive and bored is better than not being alive at all. Or to put it another way- have you ever been bored on a Saturday afternoon and so decided to kill yourself? If not, then it's not really relevant.

    46. Re:Oh, FFS by Phydaux · · Score: 1

      This. A thousand times this.

    47. Re:Oh, FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doh!

      - Homer, The Simpsons

    48. Re:Oh, FFS by digitalaudiorock · · Score: 1

      Did he do any weight training? I'm convinced that's at least as important as aerobic exercise in old age. Aside from strengthening muscle and bone, that strength is precisely what you need to protect your joints.

    49. Re:Oh, FFS by digitalaudiorock · · Score: 1

      I have no clue what you're even asking. My point is that peoples knee jerk reaction to the idea of ill health in old age should be "maybe I should start taking care of myself", yet I more frequently hear people react "I hope I don't live that long". The very idea that anyone would ever say that sentence completely blows me away.

    50. Re:Oh, FFS by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      No.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    51. Re:Oh, FFS by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Pfft. With Obama in charge, retirement is not a permanent act *today*

    52. Re:Oh, FFS by tedgyz · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I'm 58 and have managed to get/stay more physically fit than most people I know in their 30s. I do so because I don't want my later years to be unbearable.

      I hope that works. You don't know how many of the old wrecks you see stayed physically fit all their lives, and old age still caught up with them. My dad cycled over 100 miles a week until damage to his joints made that impossible.

      I think that points to a different problem. My Dad used to do morning exercises every day, including deep knee bends that he learned in the army. Now his knees are for sh1t and he can barely walk. I keep myself healthy and exercise, but I try to do low impact activities.

      --
      "No matter where you go, there you are." -- Buckaroo Banzai
  7. A friend's great-grandmother just turned 116. by drwho · · Score: 4, Insightful

    She's supposedly pretty sharp, still there in the mind and still happy. The last part is the most important. I'd rather die happy at 85 than live to 120 in misery.

    1. Re:A friend's great-grandmother just turned 116. by L1mewater · · Score: 1

      Is your friend's great grandmother Besse Cooper?

    2. Re:A friend's great-grandmother just turned 116. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Grandmother died last night. She went nice and peaceful, it was her time.

    3. Re:A friend's great-grandmother just turned 116. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'd wager that even after a century she still looks better than a bridge-dweller such as yourself.

    4. Re:A friend's great-grandmother just turned 116. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather die happy at 120 than die happy at 80. Just sayin'....

    5. Re:A friend's great-grandmother just turned 116. by cmiller173 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grand-dad, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    6. Re:A friend's great-grandmother just turned 116. by drwho · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah....kind of has to be, eh? It wasn't until after I posted this that I found out that her birthday was all over the news.

    7. Re:A friend's great-grandmother just turned 116. by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      My Dad's 82, I'm late 50's right now. Today, I had some free time, so I dropped by and retarred his carport roof. I had to - he was threatening to do it himself if somebody didn't get on it soon. Mom called and told me he was at the hardwear store buying the roofing compound and . He ended up working the pullys I hung on the ham radio mast, to haul six 40 lb. buckets of tar and plasticisers up to me, in 90 degree heat. One of his neighbors came over with iced tea and fussed at him a bit for working so hard in the heat at his age, and started he teasing her about how she should trade places with me on the roof, and she said, Oh no, people over 40 shouldn't climb on high roofs. Then he went inside and fixed dinner for everyone. My little brother, only 50, has a class tonight - he's back for an advanced degree that he probably won't finish until he's 56 or so, but he likes his job and plans to stick with it till about 75, so why not shoot for moving up some more.
              I've seen both my parents deal with lots of new situations over the last few years. They're politically involved and cautiously optomistic about the future, and tend to discuss issues rather than personalities. One of the easiest ways to lose their vote is to play the nostalga card, as though of course old people think the past was so much better than the present.

      --
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    8. Re:A friend's great-grandmother just turned 116. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grand-dad, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

      OMG. I squirted water of my nose when I read this! HAHAHA

    9. Re:A friend's great-grandmother just turned 116. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you happen to be telling this joke to a sympathetic friend,
      do not pause while trying to remember the punch line or you will be hit quite hard.

    10. Re:A friend's great-grandmother just turned 116. by Drethon · · Score: 1

      Yep, so long as my mind works and I can still see and type at a keyboard, I can still write new computer programs which works for me...

    11. Re:A friend's great-grandmother just turned 116. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Great, now I'm gonna be laughing all day, just like the old days :)

      ('Zat you, Chris??)

      --
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  8. 640 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ought to be enough for anybody.

    1. Re:640 years by mcgrew · · Score: 5, Interesting

      When my grandmother was 95 she told me "I don't know why everybody wants to live to be a hundred. It ain't no fun bein' old."

      As to the "how long is best," I think it doesn't matter. A lifetime is a lifetime, whether it's ten years or two hundred. I'm 60, and I don't feel any older thanI did at 20. Thirty year olds seem like children to me, but a 30 year old to me is like a ten year old to a twenty year old.

      I really don't feel like more time has passed now than it did when I was young. From birth to now, your life seems like "forever". Perhaps that's because time gets shorter when you get older. Remember how long it was between Christmases when you were five? Christmas to Christmas was 1/5th of a lifetime! Far longer than a year to me, only 1/60th of a lifetime.

      The only difference is that I've seen and done a hell of a lot more.

    2. Re:640 years by Chas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's the thing. The "getting old" part is what really sucks.

      Any idiot can die.

      Death isn't scary. You wanna know what scary is?

      Being old and shriveled and constantly in pain while sitting in your own shit and being so senile that you don't remember anything for more than a minute.

      Now if there was some way to preserve quality of life. THAT would be a bigger breakthrough than simple prevention of death. Age to sometime between 20-30 and then just stop and stay there (biologically) until you fall over dead. Granted, the ability to retard/stop physical aging that way would, in itself, probably extend life by an unknown quantity (if not permanently).

      The way I'm going right now, and all the damage I've done to myself in my life already, if I don't die early, I'll be an old man confined to a bed going "It hurts to live!"

      I think I'd MUCH rather take up cordless bungee jumping.

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      Chas - The one, the only.
      THANK GOD!!!
    3. Re:640 years by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I don't know if I wanna live a million years or even a thousand.

      I do know 70 years is way to damned short. I'm 46 and already have health issues and discomfort. Fuck that shit.

      Gimme a strong, healthy body that gets a boner easily and come back and ask again in 500 years.

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    4. Re:640 years by Nursie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd take a day in pain and feces over oblivion any day of the week. Maybe I've never experienced true pain but it seems to me that *anything* is better than nothing.

    5. Re:640 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      640 years living your life yes I can imagine no worse hell myself, but I can entertain
      myself for millions of years, I cant see how mathematics could ever become boring.
      What a punishment to be trapped with you here.

    6. Re:640 years by iONiUM · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've never understood this line of thinking. Why do you fear death so much? I welcome it, for when I die, nothing will matter anymore and I won't exist.

    7. Re:640 years by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Wait, wait! I mean give me a strong, healthy body that looks like Taylor Swift that gets a boner easily...

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    8. Re:640 years by Nursie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because I love life, and so far as I can tell I will always want more of it.

      But you're right, I deeply fear death too. I do not want to end. I do not want to go. I fear dying but that's utterly secondary to the existential dread of there no longer being a me.

      I can't understand how anyone can accept it. I'd like to, because it's not like we get a choice in the matter, but can't.

    9. Re:640 years by curunir · · Score: 1

      That's the thing that's not mentioned in the story...when faced with the proposition of extending our lives, they don't indicate which part of our lives would be extended. If you narrow the choices to 80 or 120, the answer for many people would depend on whether you spend that extra 40 years as a creaky, wrinkled older person who's taking 10 different meds to stave off death or whether they somehow figure out how to extend the 20s, 30s and 40s to give you the extra longevity.

      The way that science has previously approached increases in longevity has been to try to understand and prevent the final disease or malady that finishes us off. Increasingly, that won't be enough. We'll need to concentrate more of our efforts into combating aging and keeping people young longer rather than just alive longer.

      Basically...more time in my 20s and 30s? Yes please. More time as a cantankerous old man opining about how great life used to be before all the young 'uns started playing on my lawn? I'll pass.

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    10. Re:640 years by RicktheBrick · · Score: 1

      I do not believe a 60 year old can feel like one did when they were 20. Everything deteriorates unless your are somehow a super human. Eyesight, hearing, amount of hair will all be less than one had at 20. Muscle and joint pains will be much worse. Gray hair will for most be there. Your teeth will not be as good simply because they will have 40 more years of wear and tear. Your stomach will not tolerate the foods one could eat when 20. But even if one could restore their health to a 20 year old, live would still be boring when one finds out that there are no more problems that they can solve. I believe that in less that 20 years living will be so easy that most will find it boring because robots will do most if not all of our manual labor. Computer will do most if not all of our thinking.

    11. Re:640 years by ohnocitizen · · Score: 1

      A good counter example would be knowing elderly people who still find excitement in life. I've known a few professors who, up until the day they died, lectured, taught, and traveled (loving every minute of it). For myself, the idea of being 500 and still being able to write, teach, or travel, sounds delightful.

    12. Re:640 years by gay358 · · Score: 1

      My grandmother is only 94 years old, but she isn't interested in dying soon. However, she has said that if she couldn't live at home, she wouldn't like to live long period in a hospital.

      I wish I live as old as her and have as good health. Of course, she was in better condition when she was middle aged, but as far as I see, she can still enjoy life even though she has some minor health issues (in practise most/all healthy adults have also some minor health issues).

      And I think there are so many interesting things I would like to learn, so many things to do and the avarage life time just doesn't seem to be long enough for all this. I think it would be interesting if you could live more or less forever.

    13. Re:640 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't extend life radically without returning your body to a more robust state than a typical 80 year old. Fact is, being 80 years old is likely to kill you pretty quickly exactly because you are frail. Therefore extending 80 year olds' life expectancy to 1000 years and improving their quality of life is most likely to be exactly the same thing.

    14. Re:640 years by SigmoidCurve · · Score: 3, Funny

      You've got it wrong... it's my death you need to worry about. I'm a solipsist, so when I die everyone else ceases to exist.

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    15. Re:640 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking as someone who's suffered from existentialism since I was a young child, death and non-existence is the scariest thing I can never imagine!

    16. Re:640 years by Immerman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not that I'm any great expert on the matter, what with having only one lifetime of personal experience and not even a single death to my name, but I suspect that there is a large part of you that refuses to accept that death is truly inevitable. Once you truly accept that there's nothing you can do to avoid it then accepting the transition itself becomes far less onerous. When the time comes it's a question of do I fight tooth and claw a battle which can't be won, or accept it with good graces and spend my last moments rejoicing that I lived at all. With proper perspective you can even come to see death as a necessary and beautiful counterpoint to life - I've never had to face my own imminent death, but such perspective has offered great comfort in the face of the death of loved ones. If you're interested in acquiring such a perspective I'd suggest studying Buddhism, Taoism, or the like - ignore the quasi-religious cruft that's accumulated on it as you like, I mostly did, the core teachings basically offer an alternative interpretation of reality, identical in detail, but fundamentally different in implication.

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    17. Re:640 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, no matter what happens after you die, just remember, you won't be alone.

    18. Re:640 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if there was some way to preserve quality of life.

      There is eternal youth, just not for the same person ... it's called having children and dying once you get old. That's how nature "reboots".

    19. Re:640 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its the "wont exist" part that scares, imagine everything one experiences and while being alive and understanding what it means to loose all that is what scares me.

      Of course after being dead it doesn't matter any more, but I'm not dead I'm alive and I want to exist and experience good and bad things. I want to live.

    20. Re:640 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nursie clearly hasn't been married, whilst iONiUM has.

    21. Re:640 years by Chas · · Score: 1

      I'd take a day in pain and feces over oblivion any day of the week. Maybe I've never experienced true pain but it seems to me that *anything* is better than nothing.

      One day is nothing. Try it for years and years on end, every moment of your life, waking or sleeping.

      At some point, even the very toughest person is going to break.

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    22. Re:640 years by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I'm sure if Grandma felt like she was 20 she wouldn't have said that. But the thing is, like any other machine, the body wears out. Mine's only starting to show some wear, when I retire in 2014 I plan on going back to school, just for the hell of it. Of course, I've been taking various classes off and on since the seventies. I just like learning.

    23. Re:640 years by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I can't understand how anyone can accept it. I'd like to, because it's not like we get a choice in the matter, but can't.

      It's dangerous to accept it. Because once you accept it, suddenly you lack a reason to care anymore. But if you can accept death, and still find motivation to keep going, then you are great.

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    24. Re:640 years by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Well, in my case, I had arthritis when I was a teenager, so I'm used to it. In fact, it was a lot worse when I was young (I credit the yoga lessons an Air Force doctor prescribed). I was alway terribly nearsighted until I got an eye infection, and the treatment caused a cataract. Now I have a CrystaLens implant in that eye and my vision is now better than the average 20 year old. Not only do I not need glasses, I don't even need reading glasses. Since my right eye is still very nearsighted, I can focus down to about three inches. My hair is gray, but I still have all of it. I will need oral surgery for the advanced gum disease, though.

      My stomach still seems to be made of cast iron; I won a bet last year by eating a whole ghost pepper! Those things have sent some young people to the hospital before.

      As to "no more problems to solve" I don't think that's possible.

      I believe that in less that 20 years living will be so easy that most will find it boring because robots will do most if not all of our manual labor.

      I find manual labor annoyingly boring.

      Computer will do most if not all of our thinking.

      Computers can't think, all they can do is enhance our ability to do so. That backhoe isn't digging a ditch, the guy running it is. That Google Car is using the programmers' thinking.

      My dad's been retired for over 20 years, and he says he doesn't know how he ever found time to work. Of course, by the time you're in your eighties like him, time must really zip by fast.

    25. Re:640 years by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Gimme a strong, healthy body that gets a boner easily and come back and ask again in 500 years.

      Well, my plumbing is good, I wake up with a boner every day, but how easy would it be for you to get a boner for an eighty year old woman? I think that's why folks get farsighted in middle age, so their spouses don't look so ugly up close.

    26. Re:640 years by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The way I'm going right now, and all the damage I've done to myself in my life already, if I don't die early, I'll be an old man confined to a bed going "It hurts to live!"

      Don't be too sure. I never took much care of myself even though I always did enjoy walking, and my favorite foods are all healthy. I took drugs as a young man, rode my motorcycle in what are now Superfund hazardous waste sites, and I smoked cigarettes for thirty years. I didn't expect to make it past 40, but here I am.

    27. Re:640 years by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You sound like a philosophy major I worked with long, long ago. He was of the opinion (similar to yours) that if he turned his back on me, I didn't exist. He proved it by turning his back on me, I didproved it by hitting him in the head with a box of popcorn.

    28. Re:640 years by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      More time as a cantankerous old man opining about how great life used to be before all the young 'uns started playing on my lawn?

      Are you annoyed by young children? Can you stand the sight and singing of Barney the Dinasaur or Spongebob Squarepants? That's how the geezer sees you -- an inexperienced child who has yet to understand the world. It doesn't matter how you age, that simply comes with the territory. All one can do is be tolerant of the arrogant ignorance of young people, knowing you were like that once.

      The thing I fear is what I've seen in my maternal grandfather and my dad. Grandpa was against an indoor bathroom, when my uncle installed one in Grandpa's house, he still used the outhouse. Likewise, my dad refuses to use a computer or cell phone (even if given to him) because "I lived eighty years without one and I don't need one now" and expects snail mail with printed photographs. If I get like that I hope a bus runs over me.

    29. Re:640 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a way to improve quality of life somewhat. Better diet and more exercise. Let's face we know this but we're all likely not doing it.

    30. Re:640 years by wendyg · · Score: 1

      That's certainly how I've always felt - the existential thing and the fear of death. As I'm approaching 60, however, the thing I'm also learning to fear is the deaths of friends and family - one thing that's often left out of these discussions.

      I've certainly never thought I'd be bored, no matter how long I lived.

      wg

    31. Re:640 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never understood this line of thinking. Why do you fear death so much? I welcome it, for when I die, nothing will matter anymore and I won't exist.

      Man are you in for a surprise!

    32. Re:640 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err, Buddhism and co tacked on the "get out of jail free" card that is reincarnation.

      I'd hardly call that a satisfying answer to the GP's dread of _ceasing to exist_. Reincarnation and other afterlife schemes are just another hopeful delusion. It sucks.

    33. Re:640 years by Yogiz · · Score: 1

      How can you accept falling asleep each night?

  9. Game of Thrones answer by Dr.+Tom · · Score: 5, Funny

    Barbarian: “How do you want to die?”

    Tyrion Lannister: “In bed, when I’m 80, with a belly full of wine and woman’s mouth on my cock.”

    1. Re:Game of Thrones answer by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 3, Funny

      I disagree.

      I'd like to die like my father--peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

    2. Re:Game of Thrones answer by dargaud · · Score: 1

      I want to die at 101, shot by a jealous husband.

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  10. 7 regenerations should be enough for anyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...unless continued ratings success insinuate otherwise...

  11. The way the world is headed.... by Grayhand · · Score: 1

    When the Grim Reaper shows I plan to hump his leg.

    1. Re:The way the world is headed.... by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      Bone the bone.

  12. Consciously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to achive a higher level of conscious first...

  13. I have no fear of death. by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know Jesus exists. So what if I die, I get to live forever. There's a cool thing that happens when you know this life isn't the end: You suddenly stop caring about yourself and just live your life to help everyone else. This life will be the only life where other people need our help. It only costs 100$/yr to keep children from starving to death. So the obvious idea is to work for enough money to live on frugally, then give excess to the poor. If enough people actually did do self sacrificial giving of their excess funds, there would be no such a thing as World Hunger. But as long as other people need help to survive, we should be helping them.

    1. Re:I have no fear of death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Good. I'll shed a tear at your grave. And perhaps your children's graves when they grow old and die. Your childrens' children will probably be wiser.

    2. Re:I have no fear of death. by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      It's quite brave of you to say that here. Now watch the people who "know" Richard Dawkins exists flame you into the middle of next week.

      I don't really believe either Jesus or Dawkins existed. The burden of proof is you lot.

    3. Re:I have no fear of death. by snowraver1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know Jesus doesn't exist. When I die, that's it; I'm dead. There's a cool thing that happens when you know this life is the end: You suddenly start caring about yourself and just live your life. It only costs 200$/mo to keep my turbocharged child from running out of premium fuel. So the obvious idea is to work for enough money to live on frugally, then buy a fast car. If enough people actually did do self sacrificial giving of buying a fast car, there would be no such a thing a suffering auto industry. But as long as other people need roadside help we should be helping them.

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    4. Re:I have no fear of death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't we let them die as fast as possible so they can enjoy their life eternal instead of wasting effort on prolonging their misery?

    5. Re:I have no fear of death. by na1led · · Score: 2

      I know Santa Clause is real, I just know it!

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    6. Re:I have no fear of death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      I think you just stupid

      You're not going to live forever. Someone told you that you will and you read it in a book (these are immutable FACTS).

      $100 is not going to "keep children from starving to death". Someone told you that. It'll just wither away into fat cat pockets on the way. They might see $2 in the end.

      Frugality and sacrificial giving to the poor doesn't work. Someone told you that. Again it'll just wither away into fat cat pockets on the way.

      What works is getting of your lazy self-righteous religious ass and cramming as much as you can in to help people directly by getting out there and digging wells, teaching people how to work the land and providing medical support before you end up back in the ground from where you came from. Doing that will kill every damn last bit of religion in you, like it did with me. I did it for 5 years.

      Pissing money into a charity and waving your book around helps your conscience but it does fuck all for humanity other than make it a worse place.

      There ain't no god or heaven. If there was, these people wouldn't get shit upon on every occasion.

    7. Re:I have no fear of death. by travdaddy · · Score: 2

      Hm... this is some kind of car analogy, isn't it?

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    8. Re:I have no fear of death. by pointyhat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Despite the invitations, neither Jesus or God ever showed up to an event I was invited to. Dawkins did.

    9. Re:I have no fear of death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your argument does not hold water in the face of the facts. When it push comes to shove, it turns out that atheists, agnostics, sceptics and freethinkers (people that generally don't believe in an afterlife) help others more than Christians do. Turns out, you don't need to believe in a heaven or an afterlife to care about fellow human beings.

    10. Re:I have no fear of death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I know Jesus doesn't exist.

      Actually, you don't. You only *THINK* you know that.

      When I die, that's it; I'm dead.

      You got proof of that? I mean *REAL* proof?

      I'm not saying that there's definitely life after death, but when somebody, *ANYBODY* claims to somehow know something for certain that is inherently outside of all livable experience, anybody with a remotely scientifically honest perspective is going to have to call them on that.

    11. Re:I have no fear of death. by Grizzley9 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I fail to see how your post got rated as "offtopic" except for the /. groupthink. Good post though you will inevitably be downvoted due to the "-1 disagrees with my religious beliefs"

    12. Re:I have no fear of death. by pointyhat · · Score: 0

      A philosophical point, but literally it can be taken like this:

      Right here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdU-UtEJEIA - I'm one of the numerous unshaved guys with the glasses. I am the least unshaved "unshaved" guy.

      I'm sure if you don't watch it from end to end, you won't miss Jesus riding in on a dinosaur of the voice of God telling Dawkin's to shut the fuck up. No magic snakes, no apple trees, no incestuous events, no stonings and definitely no baby slapping out of the vagina of a virgin.

      Sorry if it bores you.

    13. Re:I have no fear of death. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Of course Jesus does not exist. We all know he died shortly after the time when our time scale was determined/founded.

      Oh, you did want to say: he never existed? Well, I assume people like Ramses, Hamurabi, Gilgamesh, Caesar (Gaius Julius) etx. did not exist either then.

      (No, I'm not a christian, just wondering about your logos, erm, logic)

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    14. Re:I have no fear of death. by cmiller173 · · Score: 1

      What? Your 22K+ atheists donated $369 each while Just under 10K Christians donated $498 each. This of course ignores the problems with people self-identifying themselves into your neat little categories. Also ignores decades/centuries old established channels of charitable giving through Christian churches, and only gathers statistics through a relatively new web charity.

    15. Re:I have no fear of death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when were you under the impression that the flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist? Surely there's a magical pink unicorn living on mars! These statements are clearly equivalent to saying that a certain human that's somewhat well known exists!

    16. Re:I have no fear of death. by cmiller173 · · Score: 2

      Oops!, I think I'm so charitable I just fed a troll....

    17. Re:I have no fear of death. by magarity · · Score: 2

      I know Jesus doesn't exist

      You are partly mistaken.

      Jesus: Jewish philosopher and faction leader circa 2100 years ago. Thanks to the conservation of energy, still exists in total, although no longer in previous form. Died without known children; genetic material likely no longer present.

      You too will exist in the far future. If you have children, unlike the aforementioned, at least your genetic material will exist and still be alive.

    18. Re:I have no fear of death. by Gordonjcp · · Score: 0

      So, there's a video, with someone you say is you and someone you say is Richard Dawkins.

      I can go to the church along the road and sit with a bunch of people who swear up and down that Jesus is right there in the room with them. It still doesn't prove anything one way or the other.

      Face it, you've no way to prove that Dawkins exists.

    19. Re:I have no fear of death. by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

      Don't look too deep. It was just a stupid reply to a stupid comment.

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    20. Re:I have no fear of death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So long as your special knowledge doesn't make you suddenly want to take basic human rights away from women or homosexuals, then I don't have a problem with it.

    21. Re:I have no fear of death. by tmosley · · Score: 5, Insightful

      By your logic, Hercules also existed. Maybe he did. But was he really the son of Zeus?

      There are lots of contemporary written records of kings existing, implying that they likely did exist. The records of most gods and demi-god's time on Earth comes after at least a few decades have past, with more information coming out for hundreds of years until the story is formalized. As it stands, the story of Jesus' life is way too similar to numerous other stories about other gods/demigods to be particularly trustworthy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgksXcesXrA

    22. Re:I have no fear of death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This life will be the only life where other people need our help."

      A life where no one can help anyone else is a life without love, stuff that for a game of soldiers.

    23. Re:I have no fear of death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course Jesus does not exist. We all know he died shortly after the time when our time scale was determined/founded.

      Oh, you did want to say: he never existed? Well, I assume people like Ramses, Hamurabi, Gilgamesh, Caesar (Gaius Julius) etx. did not exist either then.

      (No, I'm not a christian, just wondering about your logos, erm, logic)

      I'm not sure you're quite following this. The Christian guy who posted first actually believes that Jesus still exists - in some sort of heaven / afterlife / all around us or somesuch. That's what Christianity is all about. So when someone responds by saying that they know he doesn't exist, although it's possible that they believe he never existed, the point they're actually asserting, in contrast to the claism of Christianity, is that he doesn't exist now. i.e. they agree with you.

    24. Re:I have no fear of death. by tbird81 · · Score: 1

      Sorry to tell you this. But Jesus doesn't exist. He might have existed once, but he was never the son of God.

      When you die, you'll be in the same boat as us atheists. You'll have no awareness, and your corpse will eventually disintegrate. There is no heaven. There is no hell.

    25. Re:I have no fear of death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not especially scared of death either. I am, however, a bit apprehensive about what comes right before.

    26. Re:I have no fear of death. by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 1

      I know the presentist view of time (only the present moment exists, and it is continually changing with time) is false. I know this, not because someone who lived 2000 years ago claimed it was true, but because relativity (which is backed up by a huge body of evidence) clearly shows it to be so. The "present" is not well defined. It's simply a slice through a 4-dimensionsal spacetime, and the particular slice that you call "the present" is not the same as the slice I call "the present". No matter what slice you pick, there are pairs of events that are in your past and future respectively, yet happen at exactly the same time for someone else.

      (We have other evidence against presentism as well, such as time reversal symmetry and the holographic principle. But relativity is by far the most compelling.)

      There's a cool thing that happens when you realize an eternalist view of time is correct: you suddenly stop caring about death nearly so much. It's merely part of the boundary of the region of spacetime you call "yourself". Death is the end of life in exactly the same sense that the surface of your skin is the end of life. Wondering what happens to you after you die is exactly as absurd as wondering what happens to you on the other side of the room from yourself. You simply aren't there. That's not a bad thing. You occupy a finite volume of spacetime. You reading these words right now are a particular small piece of that volume. You at other points in your life are other pieces of that volume. Outside of that volume, you aren't there. It doesn't mean you're "gone" or "don't exist anymore". It just means you're over here, not over there.

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    27. Re:I have no fear of death. by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      The problem with citing Santa is, he definitely did exist as a historic being. There's a reason Santa Claus is often called Saint Nicholas. That's a historic personage, well documented (In fact, the Roman Catholc church has at least two of them, one (Nick of Myra) the patron saint of giving, and the other (Nick of Cusa), the patron saint of astronomers and rocket scientists. Documentation on the real life history of "The" Saint Nicholas and his living acts of charity, is probably better than the documentation available on the life of, say, Geoffrey Chaucer, or at least Lucius Junius Brutus, so it's rather irrational to believe he didn't exist, unless you also doubt the real existence of, say, Francis Bacon or Edsel Ford. Fortunately, there's no support in those documents for North Pole factories, Elves, or Rudolph and the rest of the flying reindeer. The sensible thing is to believe that Santa Claus existed, but that he didn't do some or all of the more fantastic things attributed to him, just as it's sensible to believe that the stories about throwing a dollar across the Potomac or chopping down cherry trees are apocryphal, but George Washington was still real.

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    28. Re:I have no fear of death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know Jesus exists. So what if I die, I get to live forever. There's a cool thing that happens when you know this life isn't the end: You suddenly stop caring about yourself and just live your life to help everyone else. This life will be the only life where other people need our help. It only costs 100$/yr to keep children from starving to death. So the obvious idea is to work for enough money to live on frugally, then give excess to the poor. If enough people actually did do self sacrificial giving of their excess funds, there would be no such a thing as World Hunger. But as long as other people need help to survive, we should be helping them.

      * applause *

    29. Re:I have no fear of death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what if I die, I get to live forever.

      What does this mean? Or at least what do you believe it to mean?

      When your heart stops beating, will you be "alive" spiritually? Will you manifest yourself physically somewhere else?

    30. Re:I have no fear of death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know Jesus exists?

    31. Re:I have no fear of death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So? Dawkins doesn't accept every invitation he's given either.

    32. Re:I have no fear of death. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You have no fear of death because you don't treat it as death. It's a useful self-deceit in many circumstances, but it's dodging the question.

    33. Re:I have no fear of death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, junior-high-level philosophy. Throwing pesudo-philosophical arguments into situations they don't belong ("My car won't start", "You can't even know your car exists so you should really be saying that what you think is a car which may or may not exist may or may not start although you obviously can't know if such a thing as a car exists to begin with or if it does exist if it should even be capable of starting, assuming we're not all really in a computer program or existing purely as separate thought processes of a being completely unlike a human and...").

      I remember those silly arguments, most of us grew out of them though.

    34. Re:I have no fear of death. by localman · · Score: 1

      Whenever someone brings up the conservation of energy as it relates to death, I feel they're missing the point. It's not my matter or energy I'm attached to - it's the arrangement. My matter gets replaced regularly, and my energy comes and goes even though I do not. I am an arrangement of matter and energy. Mostly I am the arrangement of matter and energy that currently happens to be my brain.

      If this sounds a little too new-age-y I assure you it's really rather plain. Imagine you've just spent a year writing a novel and have it saved on your hard drive. I come by with a demagnetizer and erase the drive. "Oh ho!" I say, "Don't worry - all the energy still exists!" Yet something has surely been lost.

      So back to Jesus - his matter and energy may still exist, but he certainly does not. While energy is conserved, information about that energy doesn't seem to be. Even someone who's life was documented and widely read hasn't been conserved in any meaningful way: Jesus can no longer experience things, can no longer learn, contribute new insights, or surprise us. We have at best a lousy fossil of the people that have died. And at worst, nothing at all.

      Cheers.

    35. Re:I have no fear of death. by localman · · Score: 1

      That was an interesting and insightful post on several levels - thanks!

      However it doesn't change the fact that I like experiencing life as I do through this limited consciousness and I want to keep doing so over an infinitely large piece of spacetime. YMMV.

    36. Re:I have no fear of death. by localman · · Score: 1

      > There's a cool thing that happens when you know this life isn't the end: You suddenly stop caring about yourself and just live your life to help everyone else.

      Funny, because I've been living my life to help others much more so since I started thinking this life was the end. And I really feel that it's almost the exact opposite from what you say: if I think this life is but a blip and we can all live forever afterwards, then it's hard to imagine this life matters very much. Really, what is 80 years in an eternal life situation? Who cares if someone starves or not if that's just them getting to the good stuff - the eternal life - afterwards. Isn't death a blessing in that worldview?

      On the other hand, I see this life as everything we'll ever have. So if someone suffers and dies, all they will ever have was wasted, and I am to blame if I could have helped. Helping others seems much more imperative in a world without an afterlife.

      And just as a side topic since you brought it up: giving money directly to the poor seems about the least effective way to make lasting progress. I've worked a fair amount in developing countries and I can say it really is all about improving education at the community level.

      Cheers.

    37. Re:I have no fear of death. by dargaud · · Score: 1

      Well, not only he didn't get offtopic, but he got +4 and some pretty good answers and rebuttals. Honestly, someone who says "There's a cool thing that happens when you know this life isn't the end: You suddenly stop caring about yourself" makes my skin crawl. THIS kind of groupthink is far more damaging to humanity.

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    38. Re:I have no fear of death. by Dodgy+G33za · · Score: 1

      And I should help someone else's brat survive just because their poverty stricken dad dad was too stupid to keep his dicks to themselves WHY exactly? Just so they can repeat the cycle?

      What they need is education and rubber jonnies. Neither of which the likes of you are going to be giving them, what with your system of beliefs taken verbatim from some long dead tribe of desert dwelling goat fuckers.

    39. Re:I have no fear of death. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 0

      We talked about Jesus, not other people.

      A person which is mentioned in historical papers from the time he lived, like roman court records, very likely lived at that time.

      We did not talk about his myracles, only about his name and the fact he lived ...

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    40. Re:I have no fear of death. by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      I remember those silly arguments, most of us grew out of them though.

      So you agree that saying "I can't see God therefore God does not exist" is silly?

    41. Re:I have no fear of death. by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Due to the nature of genetic reproduction, given that the purported Jesus had siblings and other relatives*, probably about as much genetic material that could be linked to him exists as would be the case if he had had offspring (and taken as given that he actually didn't, of course).

      *Takes as read that Jesus' genetic material was supplied by human parents.

    42. Re:I have no fear of death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does any human on this planet know that an after-life even exists? No one knows. But you're free to believe in your doctrine.

    43. Re:I have no fear of death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course! It is mentioned once a year, and it is for real! So what about ()?

    44. Re:I have no fear of death. by Randym · · Score: 1

      "He is not God of the dead, but of the living." (nudge, nudge, wink, wink --say, know more?)

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    45. Re:I have no fear of death. by tmosley · · Score: 1

      I've never actually seen any actual documentation of such outside of the Bible. Pretty sure that is lost to the sands of time, if it ever existed at all.

    46. Re:I have no fear of death. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Likely because you have no interest in history.

      The court protocolls, accusations and defense papers of Petrus still exist, so do plenty of other roman originals. I would not wonder if there are still original papers about Jesus himself. Why not?

      You seem more a guy who simply doubts than mankind has long lasting original stuff. However, the stone of rosetta e.g. or the Hamurabi Code or something simple like the roman code of law, all this still exists in libraries to read.

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    47. Re:I have no fear of death. by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Produce them for me. Certainly such records would be a sensation in religious circles.

      You ASSUME they exist, or your pastor TOLD you they exist. But they don't. There is no proof.

      I spend on average an hour a day reading and studying history, as it is one of my major interests, along with science, technology, and economics. You are the one who has no idea what they are talking about.

    48. Re:I have no fear of death. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      So you read an acerage an hour the day about history and honestly believe Jesus did not exist?

      Wow ... who else did not exist? Would be interesting ...

      Produce the records yourself, will give you some excercises in google fu ... sigh.

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    49. Re:I have no fear of death. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 0

      Papers loke this are absolutely not relevant for religious circles.

      You mix up religion with science or history, sorry for that.

      I guess your next post is: Caesar did not exist, Augustus did not exist, Hadrian did mot exist ... go ahead

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  14. the greeks taught us.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you wish for eternal life then you should wish for eternal youth as well.

  15. Why Einstein? by drwho · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why is he quoted so often? It's like he's some Jesus/Buddha/Mohammed/Hubbard. It's kind of bizarre. He was just a scientist, although a very good one. His accomplishments were in physics, not metaphysics, not morality.

    1. Re:Why Einstein? by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why is he quoted so often? It's like he's some Jesus/Buddha/Mohammed/Hubbard. It's kind of bizarre. He was just a scientist, although a very good one. His accomplishments were in physics, not metaphysics, not morality.

      Just a scientist? That makes him better than some sort of Jesus/Buddha//Mohammed/Hubbard. Anyone with a keen logical mind will make greater accomplishements in metaphysics and morality than any peddler of fairy tales.

      The key to true morality isn't "what would Jesus do", but "what makes sense and actually works to produce favorable outcomes". By that standard, you cannot do better than a scientist.

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    2. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because he's a universally known name (and has been since the middle of the last century.)

      But it doesn't take a Bohr to figure that out...

    3. Re:Why Einstein? by MozeeToby · · Score: 4, Informative

      He is arguably the most influential thinker of modern times. His accomplishments were in physics but his insight into other areas was acknowledged even while he was still alive. There's a reason it was his signature at the bottom of the letter in support of the Manhattan project. There's a reason he was asked to be the first prime minister of Israel. There's a reason that he's often listed as one of, if not the absolute, most intelligent person in history.

    4. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Einstein's accomplishments were in science, but he expounded quite a lot on morality. He didn't win a nobel prize for morality, I'd say that because his moral positions are quoted and recognized by so many people, that means they resonate and because of that he can be considered "accomplished".

      Also, I find it ironic that you group Hubbard in with Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed becase I personally consider Hubbard to be a joke in the metaphysics/morality arena.

    5. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is he quoted so often? It's like he's some Jesus/Buddha/Mohammed/Hubbard.

      Hubbard? As in L. Ron Hubbard?

      No, Albert Einstein was absolutely nothing like L Ron Hubbard, I'll grant you that. Thank heavens.

    6. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but the problem is that outcomes are exceptionally hard to predict.

      There are two competing rationales of decision justification. The first one is consequential--the proposed choice promises "good" outcomes. The second is deontological--"the proposed policy is based on "right" principles. The latter is better than the former because it's hard to predict outcomes, especially for decisions with long-range ramifications...too many variables involved.

      If you follow right principles, you're more likely to get a positive outcome in the long run; but if you pursue an outcome without regard to right principles just because the immediate reward looks better, you'll likely fail to reach a good long-term outcome and as often as not will find yourself in a worse position than when you started. So principles are more important than outcomes.

      So the questions really is from what source do you derive your principles? Christians get them from the teaching of Christ. What comparable moral foundation do atheists offer? I ask that seriously and honestly, because I don't really know. Most atheists I've known have followed a very "live for today" philosophy that didn't seem to offer much guidance into making long-range decisions.

    7. Re:Why Einstein? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      Why is he quoted so often?

      He isn't quoted. He is just mentioned. And inappropriately, since he is a poor example of someone continuing to make contributions late in life: most of his major contributions were made by the time he was 26 years old.

    8. Re:Why Einstein? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While I agrre with the intent of your post: Mengele considered himself (and was percieved by colleagues) as a scientist, too.

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    9. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Might take a Fermi, though.

    10. Re:Why Einstein? by DigiShaman · · Score: 0

      If a scientist opted for genocide to clean the gene pool, would you argue in favor of this opinion above the teachings of Jesus?

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    11. Re:Why Einstein? by tverbeek · · Score: 2

      Einstein was actually pretty perceptive about metaphysics and morality as well. He may not have been a "philosophical genius" but he generally exemplified above-average wisdom about religion and politics.

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    12. Re:Why Einstein? by tool462 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Then why don't people quote Werner von Braun as a moral authority?

    13. Re:Why Einstein? by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      Did Einstein accomplish much when he was really old?

    14. Re:Why Einstein? by Livius · · Score: 1

      Because non-scientists don't have a clue what Einstein did, just that it was really important.

      They especially don't know that he did everything when he was young.

    15. Re:Why Einstein? by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The latter is better than the former because it's hard to predict outcomes, especially for decisions with long-range ramifications...too many variables involved.

      Trying, and sometimes failing, to predict what outcome will be favorable is still better than ignoring the question entirely, which is what people of faith do.

      If you follow right principles, you're more likely to get a positive outcome in the long run;

      Only through a circular definition of "right principles". You can't know whether they are the right principles until you apply them and see if they bear fruit. Which means you're actually being consequential.

      So the questions really is from what source do you derive your principles?

      Practicality, and basic arguments of symmetry. e.g. the golden rule is a perfectly secular more. Wheaton's law is a great one too.

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    16. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The point isn't that famous scientists are infallible. The point is that a scientist *correctly* applying science is closer to "what makes sense and actually works to produce favorable outcomes".

      Though if a scientist correctly applying science managed to have a strong argument in favor of genocide cleaning out the gene pool showing that it's the right thing to do, then it's probably pretty convincing. Not that I exactly foresee that happening though.

    17. Re:Why Einstein? by Hatta · · Score: 2

      If it could be demonstrated scientifically that the traits we're selecting against were actually harmful, sure. I'm very much in favor of genocide of the mHtt form of Huntingtin, for instance.

      Fortunately we can do this through screening, and not murder. Although, I wouldn't be opposed to the murder of those with mHtt if they tried to pass on their defective allele. There's nothing that could justify knowingly inflicting that fate on a child.

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    18. Re:Why Einstein? by Grizzley9 · · Score: 2

      The key to true morality isn't "what would Jesus do", but "what makes sense and actually works to produce favorable outcomes". By that standard, you cannot do better than a scientist.

      Only if by "true morality" you mean subjective morality. Most subjective morality scares me, which is morality by the majority *at that time*, just like unchecked democracy.

    19. Re:Why Einstein? by turgid · · Score: 2

      "Ah, but "

      The opening words to all religious arguments.

    20. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll put it this way. When I read the quote in the article:

      "As he lay dying of an abdominal aortic aneurysm in 1955, Einstein refused surgery, saying: 'It is tasteless to prolong life artificially. I have done my share, it is time to go. I will do it elegantly.'"

      I thought to myself, "If I could accomplish as much as Einstein did in his lifetime, I might have a similar attitude. That I had done 'my share'". Yes, he isn't a religious figure, but he's inspirational regardless. Not a perfect measure of human existence or anything like that (his personal life was a mess), but still a great demonstration of what can be done if you put your mind to it. I'm going to listen to someone who managed to accomplish that much in their lifetime, at least in areas they had expertise.

    21. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably the whole pesky Nazi thing.

    22. Re:Why Einstein? by LoyalOpposition · · Score: 1

      "what makes sense and actually works to produce favorable outcomes".

      What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

      Favorable outcomes cannot be judged absent a true morality. Scientists seek to describe what is, or even what will be. Jesus sought to describe what should be.

      ~Loyal

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    23. Re:Why Einstein? by DerekLyons · · Score: 2

      He is arguably the most influential thinker of modern times.

      If by "influential thinker" you mean "almost totally without effect", sure. Otherwise, not so much.
       

      There's a reason it was his signature at the bottom of the letter in support of the Manhattan project. There's a reason he was asked to be the first prime minister of Israel. There's a reason that he's often listed as one of, if not the absolute, most intelligent person in history.

      He was asked to sign the letter because he was a famous physicist. He was asked to be the first Prime Minister because he was a famous Jew. (And they knew there wasn't a chance in hell he'd accept.) Or, in other words, he was asked to do these things for the same reason an athlete is asked to lend his name to a marketing campaign - because he was famous.
       
      As to the latter, that's because of his deep insights into physics. Not because of his insights into anything else.

    24. Re:Why Einstein? by Hatta · · Score: 2

      And also the source of all religious arguments.

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    25. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because someone thinks they are something, doesn't mean it is true. I'm sure there a numerous religious nut jobs with no more than a scintilla of science background that think they are (and are perceived by their equally non-scientific brethren) scientists too.

    26. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buddha didn't peddle fairy tales. Why don't you learn something about Buddhism before you insult it?

    27. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this is why Science is the new religion.

      People like you, Hatta.

      Good job.

      Anyone with a keen logical mind will make greater accomplishements in metaphysics and morality than any peddler of fairy tales.

      But, and this is a giant BUT, it does not mean they will do so! If they have spent their life delving into physics, why should we listen to them about morality?

      It makes no sense, except if you Trust in the new Priest class, like you do.

      Scienc-ists, I think we are calling them now.

      Regards.

    28. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because he was a philosopher about nature and reality. those other guys sell supernatural snake oil and think a sky wizzard runs things.

    29. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      He is arguably the most influential thinker of modern times.

      Umm.. no. Einstein is hugely important in physics, but he didn't really contribute anything outside of physics.

      There's a reason it was his signature at the bottom of the letter in support of the Manhattan project.

      Perhaps because his theory of relativity of mass and energy equivalence was the very basis of the theory of atomic weapons?

      There's a reason he was asked to be the first prime minister of Israel.

      There's a reason why he refused. He was smart enough to know he'd make a terrible politician.


      There's a reason that he's often listed as one of, if not the absolute, most intelligent person in history

      Largely because he created a theory that's very difficult for most people to understand. Most people judge how "smart" someone is by how complex, and challenging whatever it is they're saying is to understand. Note that this isn't necessarily a GOOD way to judge how intelligent someone is.

      Einstein was certainly a brilliant man, but you've put him on this ridiculously high pedestal, into some sort of super-human ability. This far outstrips what he actually did. Special relativity would almost certainly have been discovered by someone else. General relativity is a bit more of a stretch, but the experiments to measure the gravity problem would only have gotten stronger.

    30. Re:Why Einstein? by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Didn't he leave his wife to shack up with his cousin? Moral compass my _ss.

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    31. Re:Why Einstein? by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 1

      Well, he is influential because he is famous. I would still say he is one of the most influential thinkers (just think of how often the topic of if Einstein believed in God comes up)

    32. Re:Why Einstein? by SillyHamster · · Score: 1

      The key to true morality isn't "what would Jesus do", but "what makes sense and actually works to produce favorable outcomes". By that standard, you cannot do better than a scientist.

      "Scientific" approaches to rebuild society yielded eugenics and various totalitarian (and murderous) systems. After all, the smart guys clearly know how to run everything and it'd be immoral and evil to oppose them; except when it turns out they aren't smart enough to make the system work.

      Scientifically, that's strong evidence against science being the best arbiter of morality, unless you consider those good outcomes.

      Personally, I don't think any good scientist would be so quick to dismiss all prior work. A scientist respects the limitation of his knowledge and research, and some of that prior work you dismiss as fairy tale has not been proven wrong. (and will never be proven wrong; science is a limited tool)

      Some principles are ancient, yet still highly relevant to modern human society. "New" does not necessarily mean "better" or "correct".

    33. Re:Why Einstein? by hot+soldering+iron · · Score: 1

      Good question. I mean, he wasn't just a scientist, he had NAZI SUPER SCIENCE! When normal science just isn't evil enough to get the job done, you MUST CALL IN THE NAZIs!

      Really though, we wouldn't have a space program, or any nuclear science, or any of the fallout (snicker) technologies we have today if we hadn't gone talent poaching from the Third Reich as soon as we possibly could. The German people have always been impressive. Not always nice, but always impressive.

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    34. Re:Why Einstein? by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      And me without mod points.
      I would mod up, but here's my thought:
            Right principles as he puts it can be derived from likely outcomes statistically.
            Yes a specific outcome can be hard to predict, but typical outcomes can be figured out.
            Deciding actions based on multiply translated dogma tens of centuries old without any attempt to think them through logically and adapt them to modern culture and society is mental laziness at best.
      It's akin to driving while staring straight ahead only with one eye closed and the other in a squint.
          It's certainly not moral or ethical except by chance.

      Mycroft

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    35. Re:Why Einstein? by drwho · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much my point. I don't think a builder of great dams has much authority when it comes to dietary issues, I don't trust a priest to give me stock market tips, and I don't trust a physicist to give me moral guidance.

    36. Re:Why Einstein? by drwho · · Score: 1

      I threw Hubbard in there for a bit of humor. Funny, you were the only one that didn't seem to get it. Or maybe, my humor was so bad that everyone else ignored it.

    37. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agrre with the intent of your post: Mengele considered himself (and was percieved by colleagues) as a scientist, too.

      After reading Deuteronomy, I think I'd rather take my chances with Mengele.

    38. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it ironic that you group Hubbard in with Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed

      Hear that wooosh sound up there?

    39. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By that standard, you cannot do better than a scientist.

      Actually, I'd recommend an economist if you want to do any large-scale analysis of utilitarian morality. And I say that as a scientist.

    40. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some sort of Jesus/Buddha//Mohammed/Hubbard.

      When I read this I first thought "Why did he put Hubbard at the same level as those other three" then I realised I was looking at it the wrong way. It should have been "Why doesn't everybody else put Jesus/Buddha/Mohammed at the same level as Hubbard..."
       

    41. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let it be noted; You're not getting enough funny votes for this.

    42. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading philosophy was Einstein's hobby since the time he was at university. He preferred Schopenhauer etc to going to the courses he was actually enrolled in.

    43. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trying, and sometimes failing, to predict what outcome will be favorable is still better than ignoring the question entirely, which is what people of faith do.

      That's actually a very simplistic view of religious people. It's anecdotal, but I know a great many religious people who wrestle deeply with such questions. Consider, for example, the Catholic philosophers of the Middle Ages who developed the treatises on Just War theory upon which modern agreements like the Geneva Conventions are based. Yes, some religious people do what you claim. Many do not. Religious people are not a homogenous mass and your claim that they are shows is a pure generalization.

      Only through a circular definition of "right principles". You can't know whether they are the right principles until you apply them and see if they bear fruit. Which means you're actually being consequential.

      Not if you bother to read history and learn from your predecessors. Even if we set aside religious teachings, moral principles have been put to the test countless times over the centuries and learning which are valid and which aren't is only a matter of bothering to study and learn from the mistakes of those who came before us. So there's no excuse for being consequential--essentially requiring each individual to reinvent the moral wheel--unless you think that you're really smarter than anyone who was born before you and so can ignore the lessons of history with impunity.

      And it's exactly that attitude which has created a lot of the societal problems we're facing today.

    44. Re:Why Einstein? by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Wheaton's law is a great one too.

      Had to look that one up. Didn't know it by name, but I've understood it in principle for a long time.

    45. Re:Why Einstein? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      The problem with all this "scientists are the solution" stuff is that science is just a methodology for figuring out whether some principle grounded in the real world is true or not (and it is limited to only that which is testable).

      Science can teach us nothing about values. Oh, it can be used to determine whether one course of action or another is likely to result in more people living or dying or whatever, but it can't speak to whether more people living or dying is a good or a bad thing. To do true science you might even have to have a few people die to answer that question.

    46. Re:Why Einstein? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      The key to true morality isn't "what would Jesus do", but "what makes sense and actually works to produce favorable outcomes".

      Favorable outcomes? I'd say that our society is already pretty good at coming up with favorable outcomes. They're just favorable for the ones in charge.

    47. Re:Why Einstein? by 32771 · · Score: 1

      Favourable by whose standard and for how long?

      Do philosophers count as scientists? Then maybe you have a chance. Oh, what is this true morality thing now? Is this something for scotsmen?

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    48. Re:Why Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the questions really is from what source do you derive your principles? Christians get them from the teaching of Christ.

      If only that were true...

  16. Now For the Real Question by TemperedAlchemist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How many of those people believe in an eternal afterlife?

    I'm satisfied living forever. And then I get to choose my lifespan.

    1. Re:Now For the Real Question by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      We already live forever, just not in the same body. It wears out.

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    2. Re:Now For the Real Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those who believe in an afterlife tend to believe that it offers a very high standard of living. It seems reasonable to want that.

  17. You talk for yourself, buddy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is of course under the assumption that you age your body to say a 20-something year old and then *keep it that way forever* by "stopping" the aging process at that age. I'd sign up for it in a jiffy. Bored? I haven't been bored since we had a 3-day power outage.

  18. 640K years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ought to be enough for anybody...

    1. Re:640K years by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yep. I think by then, you'll have had enough of watching TV and eating Doritos. The idea of new Nikes just won't thrill anymore, like it did for the last 5 centuries... Maybe then it's time to take a nap, and not get back up.

      Seriously. Y'all live miserable lives as it is. Thank God, people die. Without that, there isn't even the glimmer that we'd bother to understand Life.

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    2. Re:640K years by cayenne8 · · Score: 2
      I'd like to live forever I think..or at least...have my choice in when I go....

      If the vampire thing worked, and I could live forever the way I am now...age, looks..etc...I'd do it.

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    3. Re:640K years by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0

      Dying is what makes us real. Most of "life" is a tornado of colliding imaginations.

      Everyone thinks they're the ONE exception.

      But no in ever got out of it, ever.

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    4. Re:640K years by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Eliminating aging won't eliminate dying. People are always going to be getting killed one way or another, whether it's some crazy shooter or serial killer, or forgetting to look before you cross the street in front of a speeding bus.

    5. Re:640K years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like SOMEONE'S having an existential crisis.
      Trust me, this isn't a collective imagination. Stuff actually IS happening, and the universe DOES exist.

    6. Re:640K years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just maybe, quality of life could supplant fear of death as the motivator. I always figured that distancing ourselves from death was the abstract, but guiding motivator. We try to acquire wealth and power because those are useful tools against miserable infirmity and death. Of course you ultimately lose, but that doesn't mean we're not programmed to try.

      So if I lived forever, or a very long time, I'd at least want to make sure it wouldn't be in misery for hundreds of years.

    7. Re:640K years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yep. I think by then, you'll have had enough of watching TV and eating Doritos. The idea of new Nikes just won't thrill anymore, like it did for the last 5 centuries... Maybe then it's time to take a nap, and not get back up.

      The problem isn't living for 500 years, the problem is financing a 500-year lifespan. I'd like to have enough wealth to live indefinitely at a middle-class standard of living. The Doritos and Nikes will bore me after a while, but I might take up hoverboarding. Or just hitting F5 on NASA's website (or thinking about the Terran Aeronautics and Space Administration and letting my neural interface tell me what's going on) every once in a while, finding out what our robotic explorers have found.

      Am I willing to spend 400 of those years at a 9-to-5 day job, just to get 100 years of retirement? Probably not. I'm barely willing to spend 30 years doing that in exchange for 30 years of retirement, and seriously considering 20/20 as a split. Assuming no significant advances in life extension, maybe it's a better gamble to work from 25-45 and enjoy the years from 45-65, rather than to work 25-65 (40 years of work) in the hope that you'll be one of the ones who are lucky enough to be healthy enough to find the years between 65-85 enjoyable, and from 85-105 to be bearable.

      The advantage of early retirement is that if you bail from the workforce in your 40s, you may be too old to get hired with your pre-retirement skillset, but you're not too old to learn something new and go do something neat on your own.

    8. Re:640K years by RenderSeven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most of "life" is a tornado of colliding imaginations.

      Im not sure if that is as profound as it sounds, but I have to say, it sounds pretty freaking profound, and will seem even more so after a few martini's.

    9. Re:640K years by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      But they'll be using disposable drone bodies, or will be recreated from backups.

    10. Re:640K years by element-o.p. · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Dying is what makes us real.

      Interesting concept. Can you explain *why* you believe this is so?

      Most of "life" is a tornado of colliding imaginations.

      I don't even know what this means...is that an attempt to be "deep" by going all metaphysical, or what? It kind of sounds like you are suggesting that all of us are just figments of someone/something's imagination. If so, well, that was an intriguing concept back when I was elementary school, but now...not so much.

      Everyone thinks they're the ONE exception.

      But no in [sic] ever got out of it, ever.

      <shrug> But so long as life is interesting and enjoyable, what's the problem? Personally, I'm with cayenne8 on this one. If I'm healthy and fit, then I wouldn't mind having a bit more time here on earth. I'm not saying I'd like to be immortal -- as others have noted, there would still be accidental deaths, and it would suck spending millenia without your loved ones -- but if we could find a way to keep the biological machinery functional for a century or two longer, I wouldn't mind having a little more time to be in my prime before succumbing to the inevitable.

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    11. Re:640K years by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Yep. I think by then, you'll have had enough of watching TV and eating Doritos...

      ...in you luxury suite in the Large Magellanic Cloud vacation resort.

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    12. Re:640K years by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Considering how poorly people backup, I don't think that will work.

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    13. Re:640K years by Zibodiz · · Score: 3, Funny

      They would just respawn at 15 years old every time, probably right after their first kiss or some other major life event, and every time they'd be raving about how amazing it was. Or they'd only have one backup from right before they die of some incurable disease, just to die over and over again. Yeah, that could get old.

    14. Re:640K years by tmosley · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How about you spend enough time at a 9 to 5 job to build up enough money for you to start your own business doing what you really love. You run it long enough for that you build up a good team that you can leave it to, and just check in every now and them, rinse, repeat.

      Basically, most immortals will live their lives like Richard Branson does now. Do what you want once you have built up enough capital to support yourself.

      If the world does become overcroweded, you have a giant workforce of people with hundreds or THOUSANDS of years of experience who can apply that experience to settling space. This will happen organically, without the need for outside intervention because that is how an economy works.

    15. Re:640K years by jimshatt · · Score: 1

      I call that "The QuickSave Paradox".

    16. Re:640K years by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      Everyone else might be trying to do the same. Not saying it won't work for you, but you'll have a lot of competition.

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    17. Re:640K years by Surt · · Score: 2

      There will have to be very few immortals for that to work, so you probably won't be one of them. Otherwise, there isn't enough capital to go around (and there never will be, at least on this planet).

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    18. Re:640K years by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      Who's going to hire you fore the 9 to 5 job? Your competitors have centuries of experience and are willing to work for as little as you are (they don't need to hurry, they have all the time in the world to save up money).

    19. Re:640K years by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      He said colliding imaginations, not collective.
      Severe difference to the whole paragraph for you, now.

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    20. Re:640K years by tmosley · · Score: 1

      That actually makes it work better. Other people running businesses at ever better efficiencies creates more goods for less, which means you need to make less money to live.

      This is a runaway process, and if we would get out of the way, prices for real goods would drop to zero within our non-extended lifetimes. Cheap energy from super efficient nukes that leave no non-useful waste will see to that by itself. Combine it with home manufacturing and its double trouble.

    21. Re:640K years by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Implying that capital is a fixed value rather than something that is built.

      With a faulty assumption like that, it's no wonder you are a socialist.

    22. Re:640K years by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Why would an immortal be working an entry level job? They have already saved up, and are starting their own businesses by the time they are 100. That age might go up as the new industries require greater and greater capital investment. But so what? With so much capital investment, the marginal cost on the goods produced will have gone to near zero, making the real world into an economy of plenty, like the internet, where any sort of good imaginable is available for cheap, and if you don't want to pay, you can pirate it and print it off yourself.

    23. Re:640K years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding. People are so afraid of dying to the point that they don't even live.

      I always loved this segment from Carlin regarding terrorists blowing up planes (pre 9/11 - not that it matters):

      Besides, an airplane ride shouldn't be completely safe. You need a little danger in your life! What are you gonna do, play with your prick for another 30 years? Read People magazine and eat at Wendy's til the end of time? Take a fuckin' chance!

      Amen.

    24. Re:640K years by maugle · · Score: 1

      I'd like to live forever I think..or at least...have my choice in when I go....

      If the vampire thing worked, and I could live forever the way I am now...age, looks..etc...I'd do it.

      Not even the Universe will live forever. Consider what living forever actually means in that context: you have a relatively brief period of activity here on Earth and (eventually) in space, followed by an infinite amount of time floating through an infinitely large, absolute-zero temperature, absolutely dark and empty void.
      And if an infinity trapped in the ultimate sensory deprivation chamber weren't enough, odds are good that at some earlier point you will have fallen into a black hole, and experienced what being crushed by a gravitational singularity for 15 trillion years feels like.

    25. Re:640K years by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I forget the exact stats but you have about a 50-50 chance of dying by accident in 20,000 years, something in that ballpark.

      So even careful living and good, automatic systems that can save you from everything this side of a disintegrator ray gun or steam roller probably won't get you beyond a few million years.

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    26. Re:640K years by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but people might be more likely to do risky things if they're hundreds of years old (or more) and feel like they've lived a full life. They might volunteer for deep-space missions, for instance; these obviously would be inherently dangerous, but if you're already 300 years old and feel like you've seen everything, why wouldn't you want to try that out, and see what's out there, even though there's a chance something will go wrong and a malfunction in your ship will kill the crew, you'll hit a stray asteroid, etc.?

    27. Re:640K years by EvolutionInAction · · Score: 1

      Bull. Shit. Dying is a tragedy. No more, no less. It's not noble in any way, and does nothing meaningful for a person's life.

    28. Re:640K years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering how the human mind changes over the years, from early adulthood to very late in life, boredom or anything remotely similar won't be an issue.

      People change, slowly, but surely. Instead of imortality, where you'll be forever senile or so set in your ways, you'll wear down the floor to the bedrock, I'd rather have a drug that makes that rejuvenates the brain once every 40-50 years, the same elasticity children's minds have.

      So, immortality is a moot point. Look at the old folks we have now, those reaching the thresholds of 80-90 years, of those who reach that age, would you like to be like them when your reach that age? Foregetful or riddled with so many problems plaguing an aging brain? Somehow though, I don't think those that made it into the history books with ages like 120-150 were vegetables spoon fed and diaper changed.

      Immortality goes beyond a body living unchanged forever.

    29. Re:640K years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's saying that everyone's perception of reality is based on their own fundamental beliefs which stem from their imagination. Everyone's actions towards others are caused by their imaginations. Hence "a tornado of colliding imaginations".

      Now you're going to come up with a few simplifications of a real-world scenario and describe how they're based in fact, and not your imagination. Something like: When I paint the sky, I paint it this color of blue. I can measure the wavelengths of light reflecting off of it. How is the action of using this blue to paint that sky that you and I both see being caused by my imagination? It's based on fact that we all know as fact!

      Well, all I can say is that was not the point of the original statement. And not everyone shares your intuitive understanding of light. Imagine what an infant sees when you paint that sky.

    30. Re:640K years by ohnocitizen · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think the survey's results would be illuminated by also asking the following two questions:

      1. Do you believe in an afterlife?

      2. Are you assuming you'd live your extended lifespan in excellent, good, decent, poor, or horrible health?

      If it was an extra 100 years of old age, vs an extra 100 years of being 20, I bet the answers would differ significantly.

    31. Re:640K years by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Dying is just natural, inevitable and a part of a grand perfection which you figure in as a part, not a subject or goal.

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      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    32. Re:640K years by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      How about you spend enough time at a 9 to 5 job to build up enough money for you to start your own business doing what you really love.

      It is significantly less possible to do that today that it was a single generation ago.

    33. Re:640K years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people get over the death of loved ones. And if you have enough time, you get to find other loved ones.

      Old age sucks now because you're (1) frail and (2) playing a slow game of last man standing. Presumably any longevity increasing treatment would effectively postpone "old age". You'd still get to sit in a nursing home and watch your friends exit on a gurney, but you'd all be 180 instead of just 80.

    34. Re:640K years by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      Think of all the people who start businesses that fail. Those people have to go back into the workforce. Or all of the people forced back into the workforce when their investment can no longer pay for the soaring cost of food and shelter. Sure the first few billion will be able to save up and 'retire', but what about when all of the billions following them try to do the same? If people leave the workforce, there are suddenly fewer people supplying goods and services. If the 'leisure' class never experiences natural shrinkage (death of old age), then it will keep growing until some of them are forced back into the working class. And those people will be in competition with any new workers that try to get a job. Except they'll have a house instead of paying murderous rents and some savings so they'll be able to pay at least some of their cost of living with interest.

    35. Re:640K years by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Are you driven by guilt, do you fear the end because of a massive life debt where you have consumed more of life than you have contributed and, could death be empty for you because life is devoid of meaning?

      Live forever, I am already immortal ;), the question could be how long I wish to maintain the current carcass before trading up or as is likely for many who fear death with good reason trading down.

      Is humanity reading for seriously extended life. Could you imagine the Machiavellian plotting and scheming between the family members of the 1% psychopathic rich and greedy as they seek the death of other family members to gain control of the inheritance, psychopathic parents eliminating their spawn because they have become to demanding and to great a threat. All fun and games apart from of course those insane greedy asshats involving the rest of us in their homicidal self serving schemes.

      Extending life makes sense only when psychopaths and narcissist are excluded from playing, otherwise those dicks will do everything they can to not only preventing the rest of use from extending our lives but actively working to reduce them back to where they were centuries ago, basically dying once we were no long effective slave labour.

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    36. Re:640K years by Surt · · Score: 1

      No, implying that useful capital requires a minimum number of atoms to provide said lifestyle. There aren't enough atoms, no matter how you arrange them.

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    37. Re:640K years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be deep, if I were some pimple-faced angsty teenager.

    38. Re:640K years by Genda · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but you have on possible way of knowing what is real. Ever read of "Plato's Cave"? Your reality lives in your head, and at best the hundred billion nerve impulses flowing in from the ends of your nervous system are winnowed down to something like a few important facts about your physical reality that may impinge on survivability (however you define that.) Even those few bits of information are shaped and transformed by context, psychological filters, opinions, beliefs and world view. Experiment after experiment demonstrate the huge gulf between boundless reality and that small thing called human perception. So tell me how you would prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you aren't in the matrix right now plugged into a generated reality?

    39. Re:640K years by Genda · · Score: 3, Insightful

      See almost nobody has an idea of what living forever means. So here you are let's say for giggles 45 years old. Who are you a how are you related to the you that was 2 years old? 7? 13? 20? 35? Can you even vaguely imagine what the being that is 1,000,000 years old would be like. Having survived the coming and going of ages, seen mountains rise and fall, watched the process of evolution on life on the planet, experiences 10,000 lifetimes, and expanded consciousness to hold all that experience. He could no longer be called human. Such a being would be profoundly different. His first hundred years no more than a freckle on the mural of personality that would have emerged over that vast gulf of time.

      Such a being would not have survived in a single physical body. Bodies are too prone to being in the wrong place at the wrong time. More than likely, such a being would exist in one or more remote bodies with a distributed consciousness over many locations so that the end of any particular local would not end the consciousness of the whole. Perhaps such a being might also launch occasional pods containing complete images of their mind to distant locations to avoid catastrophe by astronomical events. It would take a great deal of foresight to exist for deep time. Again, this would be no timid act. You might well be the only thing surviving your species. You might carry with you the sum information of life on your world. Even if there was a community, over the millennia personalities would merge and migrate, emerge and transform. It would be hard after tens of thousands of years to speak of individual consciousness in such a collective.

      Almost everyone here is speaking about the persistence of personality. That is fundamentally different than immortality. A personality would not, could not survive the limits of deep time. The good news, is that what would survive, what in fact might thrive, might transcend personality, might transcend the limits of an isolated or localized concept of self. Such a being would transcend identity.

    40. Re:640K years by careysub · · Score: 1

      According to the CDC for 2009 there were 118,021 accidental deaths and 36,909 suicides for a population of 307 million. As a first approximation this gives a death rate from non-disease causes of one per 1,982 Americans. This suggests a non-disease lifespan of about 2,000 years with a 25% chance of suicide being your ultimate end. Suicide rates are quite variable though (and suggests that women will outlive men due to lower suicide rates alone). Accident rates can be lowered of course with properly enforced safety standards (that means "laws" and "government").

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    41. Re:640K years by EvolutionInAction · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Dying is natural. So is gangrene. Dying is inevitable. So is the heat death of the universe. I will take every goddamn second I can. The universe is cold and uncaring but who gives a shit? The play is pointless but I'll take every moment on stage I can.

    42. Re:640K years by EvolutionInAction · · Score: 2

      This is what I am afraid of. I am afraid that the technology to live forever will be in our grasp, but it might be thrown away because of mystical nutjobs.

    43. Re:640K years by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      No-one else can make you change
      And to see you're really only very small,
      And life flows on within you - and without You.

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    44. Re:640K years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dying is what makes us real ... yeah I am a bit hazy on that one as well. I think he is saying knowing that his life will end gives him a sense of urgency to spend his time here well.

      Most of life is a tornado of conflicting imaginations .. he is getting at the concept that thought forms or manifests reality. They probably do, think of a pink unicorn and there it is .. but not when you are inside the matrix. Inside the box the presented dataset and the rules that operate on it are fairly rigid, there are certain hacks that let you do things but nothing too dramatic or else someone would have shut this piece of crap down a long time ago.

      Everyone thinks he is the exception .. Yeah okay so you're not special and I'm inclined to agree.

      But no in ever got out of it, ever ... I think he is saying nobody ever escaped the box, the matrix, the karmic rebirth cycles, the wheel of life whatever you want to call it ... Yeah well fucking watch me bro, When my time is up I'm going to leave this shithole and slam the door so hard youre going to hear it inside. Funny enough, I was about to post this and the captcha was "Comeback" ... rofl ..

    45. Re:640K years by deimtee · · Score: 1

      2000 years is probably conservative. I don't think you can include the suicide figures in long term estimates. Those prone to it will eliminate themselves early.
      I think also, that any technology capable of greatly extending lifespan will also improve medical outcomes and quality of life, resulting in a lower death rates from both.
      Probably the correct way to model it would be to assign accident and suicides rates/year as a probability to each entity, and then roll the dice each year. Eventually the population will skew towards the suicide proof, accident averse individuals, and average lifespan will increase.(Interestingly, refusing the treatment can be considered a slow form of suicide in this model.)
      You may need to vary the probabilities over time as well, the young are generally more risk tolerant.

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    46. Re:640K years by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Bear in mind that as a population ages, the ones that were accident prone are removed from the population, so this doesn't work linearly.

    47. Re:640K years by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      ... Basically, most immortals will live their lives like Richard Branson does now. Do what you want once you have built up enough capital to support yourself. ...

      What if indefinite life extension technology becomes available, but the cost for extending one person's life required the equivalent of a $2 million dollar up-front payment (initial cost, plus the support annuity)? No way could most people raise that kind of money even for one family member. However nearly everyone in the top 1% can afford this for every family member (the family wealth threshold is around $9 million). So we would have Richard Branson, and a few million others, living forever in (mostly still) wealth, while the rest of us die around 80 or so.

      If not everyone can live forever, you can be assured that the rich will be among those who will. That's as sure as... well, taxes.

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    48. Re:640K years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only problem is the fucking spawn campers.

    49. Re:640K years by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      Real estate (i.e. a place on which to live) actually is a fixed asset - there is a finite known quantity to go around, and it can only be redistributed from one owner/user to another.

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    50. Re:640K years by ldobehardcore · · Score: 1

      Lawrence Krauss wrote an op-ed pce in 2009 saying that the first humans on Mars should be older or elderly people.

      The reasoning is that, since the elderly have very limited longevity they would be more willing to take the risk of a Mars mission, and be more accepting of the inevitable damage caused by weightlessness and the high exposure to radiation endemic to long duration space flight.

      Since we have some medical techniques that can mediate radiation exposure (at least to some extent), and since reproduction isn't a going factor in the elderly, they would be the best pioneers for the exploration of Mars

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    51. Re:640K years by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      Why not alternate between work and retirement? Work a standard job for 20 years, then take off 15, then start thinking about your next career and maybe go to college again. Or look for a standard job when your retirement funds wear thin. Or look for an awesome job that you won't view as work so you can keep at it for a longer period. And if you didn't find one this retirement, you'll have twenty more retirements in which to try again.

    52. Re:640K years by Larryish · · Score: 1

      Sounds like Windows.

    53. Re:640K years by ATMAvatar · · Score: 1

      So we take that 700 billion dollars saved in Medicare and build a really big rocket...

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    54. Re:640K years by ATMAvatar · · Score: 1

      What's closer to reality is that such a technology would exist, but only the super-rich would ever have access to it.

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    55. Re:640K years by careysub · · Score: 2

      Bear in mind that as a population ages, the ones that were accident prone are removed from the population, so this doesn't work linearly.

      This comment posits the existence of intrinsically "accident prone" individuals that will be eliminated, thus lowering the death rate by a significant factor. Most popular notions of "accident proneness" is simply blaming the people at the high end of random accident bell curve. Real accident proneness is rare enough that its mere existence has been controversial for decades, and is difficult to detect statistically. But it seems there actually are people who are substantially more prone to accidents than the general population: researchers at the University Medical Center Groningen in the Netherlands in a 2007 meta-analysis of 79 studies covering 150,000 people found one out of every 29 people has a 50 percent or higher chance of having an accident than others, but they are too few to drive the overall accident rates (they are hard to detect statistically in fact), and they all only die once. Eliminating them all has a trivial effect on the overall accident rate.

      Accident rates are not markedly different from early adulthood until advanced age (over 70), bouncing around between 35 and 57 per 100,000 for 50 years with no trend. There is thus little real evidence to suppose that accident rates will drop due to some natural attrition process.

      But accident rates are malleable as I said - so yes, the average lifespan limit can be extended beyond this 2,000 year estimate, but how much enters into a lot of speculation. Training people to avoid accidents is probably one of the most effective (i.e. altering behavior), and building in safeguards to prevent avoidable ones is another.

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    56. Re:640K years by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      Need to say, beside eating Doritos and watching TV, it will soon be possible to play harp on the internet cloud. This may be appealing to some of us.

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    57. Re:640K years by Immerman · · Score: 1

      I think that's probably highly optimistic. Prices may drop very low, but so long as some time/resources are required they will not reach zero. Meanwhile those of us with non-extended lifespans will be competing in a job market with people having hundreds or thousands of years more experience, and in the absence of some level of social safety net our income is likely to approach zero far faster than living expenses do. Not even those in the oldest professions are likely to be spared - who would pay actual money to be with someone who only has a few years or decades of experience at giving pleasure after experiencing what a millennia of practice can achieve? Not to mention that the psychological differences would likely mean sleeping with "normals" was seen as basically being pedophilia.

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    58. Re:640K years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. I think by then, you'll have had enough of watching TV and eating Doritos. The idea of new Nikes just won't thrill anymore, like it did for the last 5 centuries... Maybe then it's time to take a nap, and not get back up.

      Seriously. Y'all live miserable lives as it is. Thank God, people die. Without that, there isn't even the glimmer that we'd bother to understand Life.

      I don't think so, I wouldn't hate living forever (Think Vampires - But the way they are in 'True Blood' / 'Interview with a Vampire', then you can always check out if & when you've had enough).

      Imagine, you would have all the time in the world (literally) to truly master something (or many things) like art, physics, maths, music. You could watch the world evolve, new ideas, technologies even species. Hell imagine if you truly set your mind to something for the next 200 years, you could directly influence the worlds evolution. Imagine if Einstein or Tesla hadn't gotten old, what could Leonardo Da'Vinci have done with another 100 years. The possibilites are astounding.

      I find it hard to think you would 'get bored', unless you're the kind of person now that never has anything to do. in which case you're probably better off dying at some point. But until then, go occupy yourself, there's lots to be done

    59. Re:640K years by EvolutionInAction · · Score: 1

      I think that Aubry DeGrey has this one right. They'd simply be murdered if they tried. It's the kind of discovery that more or less has to be distributed.

    60. Re:640K years by aliquis · · Score: 1

      640K years ought to be enough for anybody...

      Meanwhile white mice is intelligent enough to just accept it's 42.

    61. Re:640K years by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Ah, you'll be send to one of the overflow camps

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    62. Re:640K years by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Not even the Universe will live forever.

      Why would I want to continue hanging around in this universe for all that time?

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    63. Re:640K years by Rainman73 · · Score: 1

      Cory Doctorow presents a really nice view on the idea of backing up people and respawning them when they die or want to start over in "Down and out in the magic kingdom". He sort of integrates it with the idea of status that is derived from explicit respect that others have for you. If nothing else, the book is a great read!

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    64. Re:640K years by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      But no in ever got out of it, ever.

      I have. At least, so far.

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      "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
    65. Re:640K years by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Hardly, seeing as you can dig down and build up. Sure, there's still a theoretical limit, but it's not a relevant one (we'll run out of food LONG before we run out of space).

    66. Re:640K years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    67. Re:640K years by bbelt16ag · · Score: 1

      you can't! I am hanging around in the hopes of seeing the sinularity and getting a brain transplant into some hottie cyborg or a computer network so i can gobble up data and knowledge as fast as i can. other then that life is nothing but pain and misery and death.

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    68. Re:640K years by bbelt16ag · · Score: 1

      its a diease that deprives the society of knowledge and brain power that could one day solve some of our most perlious problems. why would we cut off our right hand when we could save it from this malady? Why poke out our eyes when they give us an insight into the world? Even if we can't go past 150 years its still an improvement upon what we had in the past and may one day save us.

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    69. Re:640K years by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      You are the genius of love.

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      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    70. Re:640K years by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      The past is memory, the future, a dream. NOW is all you got - if your destined for a minute or a thousand years...

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    71. Re:640K years by vlad30 · · Score: 1

      Just a thought if you risked losing 2000 years of life with your actions or only 50 years would you do the risky action/activity ?

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    72. Re:640K years by hackula · · Score: 1

      I will live the longest. I plan to be strapped up like a 10,000yo piece of veal. No accidents for me.

    73. Re:640K years by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

      I don't even know what this means...is that an attempt to be "deep" by going all metaphysical, or what? It kind of sounds like you are suggesting that all of us are just figments of someone/something's imagination. If so, well, that was an intriguing concept back when I was elementary school, but now...not so much.

      Why is it that people think this is an idea to "grow out" of?

      People spend their lives trusting their memory for every experience and every sequence of thoughts they think they've ever had. And yet they're so quick to want to forget that faith. They don't want to accept that it's impossible to reason about it without assuming it, so they choose not to think about it at all.

    74. Re:640K years by element-o.p. · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I can't answer for anyone else, but from my perspective, I "grew out of" it because it made no practical difference to me. Whether I am real or a figment of someone/something else's imagination is irrelevant from my point of view. So long as I perceive pain, enjoyment, etc. from my experiences, whether real or imagined, I will continue to act in a way that maximizes enjoyment and minimizes pain. If I suddenly discover irrefutable proof that I am not really "real" but that I am merely a figment of some great cosmic being's imagination, I still won't quit my job, leave my wife and daughter, or anything else *because I still perceive the world around me* -- even if it, too, is merely a figment of something else's imagination. Consequently, this line of reasoning is a dead end: it makes no practical difference to how I live my life. Therefore, I concentrate my energy on things that *do* impact my life.

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    75. Re:640K years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, if I'm going to be old and decrepid for another 100 years, I'm not sure I would want that. But if I was in decent health and was able to get out and enjoy life, I wouldn't mind several hundred years.

      As others have noted, beliefe in an afterlife where you would be with your loved ones in a Heaven would change the answer to this question significantly.

    76. Re:640K years by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      The counter-idea has been a well-mined seam in both SF and fantasy (fiction). Terry Pratchett's 'DEATH' took a vacation (and thereby bonded with his estranged daughter, Susan) ; Piers Anthony's "Incarnations of Immortality" series had a similar event (published at about the same time) ; the Greeks had at least one mortal who got what they asked for (eternal life) but didn't get what he didn't ask for (eternal youth). Oh, it got TorchWooded too, a couple of years back.

      The results are not pretty.

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    77. Re:640K years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While that's a perfectly reasonable forecast, you don't actually have a freaking clue if that's necessarily true. It might well be that a personality can largely persist, particularly if that personality is very 'stable' (think chemical or geological analogy here). Granted, i wouldn't choose that term to describe many personalities i know, but some might surprise. I see no technical limitation preventing a being with a stable self-identity persisting for eons, without even resorting to self-replication as you describe. Even survival of geological, meteorological, and astronomical catastrophes is a relatively straightforward technological problem to overcome via prediction, awareness, and life-support systems.

    78. Re:640K years by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      I'm kind of one of those people that believe that life has no purpose or reason at all, but since we're here, we should just make the best of it, have fun with our little contraptions, and fuck like rabbits. What else is there to do?

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      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    79. Re:640K years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the world does become overcroweded, you have a giant workforce of people with hundreds or THOUSANDS of years of experience who can apply that experience to settling space. This will happen organically, without the need for outside intervention because that is how an economy works.

      How could people fresh out of college compete with people with hundreds or thousands of years of experience? I can see it now: "Requirements: 50 years or more of experience."

    80. Re:640K years by randyleepublic · · Score: 1

      Fuck being profound. For Christ's sake, learn the proper use of the apostrophe!!

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    81. Re:640K years by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      My thoughts are that in the time of Noah, we counted months as years. To live 900+ years was quite exceptional (about 74 of our years). Later the calendar changed to count rainy seasons. If we lived to 120, as the bible says, in todays reconning, it was 60 of our years).
      Leaving the calendar discussion.....

      My one regret is that I cannot watch how people feel about me or talk about me after I die and before the eulogy.

      I have grandchildren, I would like to be at their marriages, and the birth of their children. If my wife precedes me in death, I would prefer to not continue. She is my love, my life, and my raison d'être.
      I expect my wife will live to 90+, so I will expect to be living to 95+.

      As we age, body parts wear out. We get aches and pains. The scratchpad, our brain's short term memory needs the cache cleared, so we can remember a 10 digit phone number. And after so many years, our memory search for historical data (retrieval) takes longer. This does not mean we are getting stupid, but we appear forgetful to the public. Our IQ has not diminished, and with our experience in life, I believe we make smarter decisions.

      My 2 cents

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      Leslie Satenstein Montreal Quebec Canada
    82. Re:640K years by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      If people were going to live long enough to see the consequences, maybe they would care more about the environment. Maybe it's still wishful thinking, provided they are happy with their McInsect Burger and Plankton Fries.

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    83. Re:640K years by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      When I think of all the worries people seem to find
      And how they're in a hurry to complicate their mind
      By chasing after money and dreams that can't come true
      I'm glad that we are different, we've better things to do
      May others plan their future, I'm busy lovin' you (1-2-3-4)
      Sha-la-la-la-la-la, live for today
      Sha-la-la-la-la-la, live for today
      And don't worry 'bout tomorrow, hey, hey, hey
      Sha-la-la-la-la-la, live for today
      Live for today
      Don't worry,
      'Bout tomorrow.

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    84. Re:640K years by Randym · · Score: 1

      It's probable that, hand-in-hand with life extension, will come the ability to tune age to anywhere on the adult spectrum. "Old" age would come to seem only a charming oxymoron. (Due to the massive pruning of neurons occurring at the end of adolescence, one could probably not 'back up' past about 25 or so.) If that's the case, my guess is that most people will settle at somewhere in their 30's -- the combined peak of mental and physical fitness. Given that, most people would then have no problem living indefinitely. The settlement of the universe would then become an interesting lark, as a thousand years, combined with the relativistic effects of near-lightspeed travel, would seem to take no more than a decade would take now. (tip of my hat to Joe Haldeman).

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    85. Re:640K years by tmosley · · Score: 1

      You are missing the point. The point isn't to work, the point is to provide goods and services. Make those goods and services cheap enough, it becomes cheaper to provide them for free than to charge for them. This is the system of economics described in Star Trek, when the Replicator made goods totally free. At that point, you don't NEED a job, unless you aspire to some greater purpose. You can get a job to make money to buy land, if you would be a landowner, or for rent, if you would live in a highly populous place like the Earth (one could replicate a space habitat/starship for practically nothing, and locate to an unclaimed planet if desired), but you don't HAVE to, just like you don't have to subscribe to any form of pay content on the internet, and can lead a rich online life for free.

      And your ideas about competing with immortals for jobs are just ludicrous, even in todays world. It's like saying that teenagers compete with middle aged men for burger flipping positions. They don't.

      Also, pedophilia is illegal based on the presupposition that a child is unable to give consent for a sexual act. That is a legal definition, and is only tenuously connected to reality. The truth is that it is illegal because children are all seen as vulnerable, and it is assumed that sex will harm them physically and developmentally. This is clearly not the case with immortals, as the brain is no longer very plastic by the age of majority, and their bodies are certainly as developed as they are going to get. It won't be any different than Hugh Hefner's relationships (minus the adult diapers), which are perfectly legal, even though they involve people who are only incrementally not children, and a guy old enough to be their great grandfather.

    86. Re:640K years by tmosley · · Score: 1

      wat

    87. Re:640K years by tmosley · · Score: 1

      There are countless other planets, in addition to the vastness of space.

    88. Re:640K years by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Try once, and then never try again?

      Try again.

      I don't think you quite get the concept here. These guys live forever, and accumulate vast amounts of experience. They will have a Dyson Sphere constructed within ten thousand years, and will have colonized other star systems before that. They can afford to take a thousand year nap for a trip to Alpha Centauri.

      You keep assuming that these people won't DO anything, which is stupid. They provide capital and expertise to such an extent that everything becomes free and we transition from an economy of scarcity to one of plenty. THAT is the point. This will happen with or without immortality, it will just take longer without it.

    89. Re:640K years by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Yes, but that it due to artificial intervention in the money supply to prop up the banks, starting in 1987, creating and perpetuating a moral hazard that is finally reaching a head today. It was harder to earn a living in Weimar than it was in pre WWI Germany. But after the debt was cleared out, and the war was ended, life got much easier, until the aforementioned process crept up.

      They say that those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. This is why immortality would be great. People would learn their lessons, and that would be that. Humanity would advance quickly, rather than having to learn the same lessons once every hundred years.

    90. Re:640K years by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Did you apply for a position as CEO of a Fortune 500 straight out of college? Damn all those old people who were competing for the job!

    91. Re:640K years by Surt · · Score: 1

      If you want to have a yacht, that takes a certain amount of mass for the boat, and a certain volume of ocean to sail it on. There isn't enough mass on earth to provide that lifestyle to the majority. And that's just for that aspect of being wealthy. The list of things not everyone can have goes on and on.

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    92. Re:640K years by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Sure, and IF you can develop a fully-automated production chain, and IF there's enough power available that running it is not a draw on limited energy, and IF there's no other more-interesting-to-the-people-with-money projects demanding the limited resources that are tied up in both the product and production infrastructure, then sure, it might work out that way, but I'm smelling an awful lot of "if" on that vision.

      Your space station would not be "free", it would require a large amount of raw materials - iron, silicon, and probably lots of rarer earths as well. Sure, mining asteroids will raise the limits on how many resources are available, but there's a considerable initial investment in acquiring those resources, and they could be used for other things far more interesting than housing deadbeats - why should the people controlling the resources throw them away? Not to mention that moving a substantial portion of the population off the planet is counterproductive anyway unless you're using them as labor for some project or other - it's far more resource-intensive to support a being in an extremely hostile environment like radiation-bathed vacuum.

      We've had the capability of turning the entire planet into an eden for the better part of a century, but we haven't even begun to do so. Why? Because those that control the wealth would rather use it to pursue their own goals than the betterment of the human condition. I don't see immortality or even order-of-magnitude increases in production changing that. The cast-off crumbs of the elites may get larger, but you'll have a larger pool of people vying for them as well.

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      --- Most topics have many sides worth arguing, allow me to take one opposite you.
    93. Re:640K years by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Oh, and as for pedophilia - sure there's a legal definition that Hefner dodges neatly, but there's also public perception, which your own wording suggests he doesn't escape quite so cleanly. Now imagine that instead of a three-generation gap, it was thirty, or a hundred. Regardless of legality (which flexes considerably, it wasn't so long ago that girls were commonly married of at 12 or so, often to much older men) I imagine there would be a certain social stigma to sleeping with someone a hundred times your junior.

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      --- Most topics have many sides worth arguing, allow me to take one opposite you.
    94. Re:640K years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ought to be enough for anybody...

      You guys are all suicidal. Ever single person had better say FOREVER, you crazy fucks.

    95. Re:640K years by mpeskett · · Score: 1

      On one matter, natural human perception may be limited to a small band of frequencies in light and sound, but we do seem to have something of a knack for making tools that improve on that. If something has measurable effect on our reality we'll eventually find a way to measure it, and if not then... well I'm not too bothered about things with no measurable effect on reality.

      On another, even if the world we experience was some variety of illusion, it's such a persistent illusion that it seems like worthwhile effort to operate within it. Even if my subjective experience were built on top of an entirely different kind of universe than I expect, I'd still want to keep on experiencing for as long as possible, and for those experiences to be as pleasant/fulfilling as possible.

      In brief: who cares if the world isn't "real" in the way we think, it's still a fun place to be.

    96. Re:640K years by mpeskett · · Score: 1

      Dying is what makes us real.

      I'm sure we'd be fine without it.

      If every day everyone on Earth were unavoidably hit on the head with a hammer, there would be a long tradition of philosophising to find benefits of being hit on the head with a hammer. Maybe it makes you better appreciate the time you spend not being hit on the head with a hammer, maybe it's shallow and greedy to want not to be hit on the head with a hammer, maybe everyone being hit on the head with a hammer together is a great leveller and a reminder that we should all be humble.

      But in a world where people don't get hit on the head with a hammer, you wouldn't be able to sell it as beneficial. I see senescence/death the same way - healthy human life is a universal good, that which destroys it is unequivocally bad. I want as much healthy lifespan as I can possibly get hold of, and it would be for the same reason 100 or 1000 years hence as it is now: I'm not done yet.

  19. Depends on the condition of my body by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If I live to 200, do I spend most of that time with the body of a 30-year-old, or a 90-year-old? If the latter, thanks but no thanks.

    1. Re:Depends on the condition of my body by vlm · · Score: 2

      If I live to 200, do I spend most of that time with the body of a 30-year-old, or a 90-year-old? If the latter, thanks but no thanks.

      30 year old or 90 year old... you talking about yourself or spouse?

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      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    2. Re:Depends on the condition of my body by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      c) all of the above.

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      MCSE? No, sir...I don't do Windows. Yes, I am an idealist. What's your point?
    3. Re:Depends on the condition of my body by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nevermind the condition of my body, it is the condition of *her* body that will make me want to live longer.

    4. Re:Depends on the condition of my body by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are confusing "Having the body of a ..." with "Having the experiences of a ...". They are not the same.

      If I was forced to live forever, I would prefer to have the body of a 20-22 year old (due to brain development stages). Of course, having lived that long I would have gained a lot more skills and experiences, but my body would be in excellent health.

  20. depends on Quality of Life by SlashDread · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This question is meaningless without defining quality of life. If I can reach 6000, and have the same Quality of Life as I have now (age 47) or even the QOL I expect to have at 67, Im all for it. In fact Immortality, yes please!

    If I have to wait in bed in pain from 100 until 6000, than, no way.

    1. Re:depends on Quality of Life by Zerth · · Score: 1

      Am I sane and in command of my senses? Then I'll live at least 1030 years(want to see the next millenium) and enjoy my painful hackjob robot body with jump jets and autocannons.

    2. Re:depends on Quality of Life by GodInHell · · Score: 5, Interesting

      From about age 21 to 26 I couldn't afford a root canal that was badly needed (two wisdom teeth, cracked open with exposed nerves). One thing you learn dealing with that kind of pain is that eventually -- it just tunes out. (no, the nerves didn't die off -- I wish). The first month or so was hell, but then I got used to it and for awhile I had a pretty impressive pain tolerance. (broken foot? No problem.) Point being, 5900 years in bed, reading great fiction, playing video games, getting visited by family, advancing my interests and continuing the work of my first 100 years -- even with constant pain -- sounds worth it to me.

    3. Re:depends on Quality of Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What hellish third-world shithole of a country do you live in!?

    4. Re:depends on Quality of Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone thought about where does this need for happiness spring from within us? The opposite would be being unhappy, how come that quality is not common amongst all of us :) We all have unique minds/bodies/dna's/lives/etc right, but why something common?
      Hindu philosophy says this is the nature of the soul, to want to be always happy. Explanation given for our nature is that sugar is by nature sweet.
      We are running around seeking this happiness in so many transient places, whereas the real eternal happiness can only come in a relationship with God. So to perform our duties(programming, farming, cooking... any profession) with that relationship in our consciousness - is what can give us eternal happiness. For as many years as we live on this earth. :)

    5. Re:depends on Quality of Life by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      5900 years in bed, writing great fiction, making video games

      FTFY.

    6. Re:depends on Quality of Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You poor bastard - move to a civilised country where you would get help regardless of your lack of money, even if it is on a queue!

  21. Living is moving by mdsolar · · Score: 1

    Today I swam a mile and a half, biked 16 miles and ran three quarters on an elliptical. Hope I'm still doing that in thirty years.

    1. Re:Living is moving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Get a job!

    2. Re:Living is moving by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Your cartilage does not regenerate. You need to take everything in moderation, or else you will wear out that organic machine you call a body. Depending on your genetics your over-action may actually prevent yourself from being able to do these things in thirty years without surgery for artificial body part replacements.

    3. Re:Living is moving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope I will have never done that in 30 years.

    4. Re:Living is moving by mdsolar · · Score: 1

      Everything I did was low impact. I did do a little real running in a sprint triathalon on the weekend, but with a brace. The brace was for a 32 year old injury that I got messing around on a moped during a summer job. Things wear out. But, I think low impact helps with carrying forward.

  22. No one wants to die by na1led · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Only 1 % choose not to live forever, until the moment they about to die, then they change their mind.

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    1. Re:No one wants to die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only 1 % choose not to live forever, until the moment they about to die, then they change their mind.

      In the end, though, everybody change their mind and give up.

    2. Re:No one wants to die by LateArthurDent · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Only 1 % choose not to live forever, until the moment they about to die, then they change their mind.

      Most people who die at an advanced age really, really want to die. Each of my grandparents, when they were getting to that point, voiced the opinion that they just wished their lives were done with.

      Being sick and in pain all the time is not fun. Which, as others have pointed out, is really the problem with the question as worded. It's now, "how long do you want to live while getting increasingly frail?" Nobody wants that. The question is, "how long do you want to live while looking and feeling like a 20-year-old?" The answer to that, universally, should be "forever."

    3. Re:No one wants to die by na1led · · Score: 1

      I don't think what your taking about is what the article had in mind. If 100 years ago, people died around 50 , most people today consider that age to still be young, and still full of life. If I could live to be 100, and look and feel like someone who is 60, I wouldn't mind.

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  23. Eh, aging vs. dying... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    Invulnerable immortality would be Very Bad Indeed, the sort of thing that mortals who especially piss off the classical Greek pantheon get stuck with.

    A freedom from biological aging(ideally with somewhat superior regenerative capabilities than presently available, to cover life' nicks, bumps, and 3rd-degree-burns-covering-94%-of-your-body) though seems like it would be an obvious good. Even if it turns out that ennui makes life untenable at age 150, I don't see any advantages to being a shriveled, arthritic shell, rather than aging to early 20s-ish and just staying there until life grows uninteresting.

    1. Re:Eh, aging vs. dying... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Life doesn't have to get uninteresting. Sure, if you just sit around on your ass and watch Jerry Springer it will, but there's always new stuff to do and see and create. With indefinite lifespans, it'd make more sense to send generation ships of people to other star systems to see what's out there. Even if there's nothing but lifeless rocks, you can come back home and do something different, even though it'll be hundreds of years later, but since you don't age, that's not such a big deal any more.

    2. Re:Eh, aging vs. dying... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Invulnerable immortality would be Very Bad Indeed

      I'm not contesting this thesis, but could you actually elaborate on exactly what you mean by that?

    3. Re:Eh, aging vs. dying... by MozeeToby · · Score: 2

      Imagine you're "invulnerably immortal" you cannot die under any circumstances. Now imagine you're spelunking and several million tons of rock caves in on you, burying you hopelessly under several hundred feet of rock. Oh, and you forgot to tell anyone which particular cave you were planning on visiting. Now imagine any number of other circumstances where you could be trapped, with no hope of rescue and no end to your torment.

    4. Re:Eh, aging vs. dying... by tricorn · · Score: 1

      You continue aging, you're still susceptible to injury and disease, you simply can't die.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tithonus

    5. Re:Eh, aging vs. dying... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I once read a story of a man who found a watch that told when he was going to die. It gave him 70 years, so he did all sorts of reckless stunts, and ended up in the hospital, paralyzed, but still alive. His doctor was trying the watch, wondering why it stopped at that evening, and the patient was thinking, "Argh, you'll die this evening, and I'll be like this for 70 fracking YEARS!!!"

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    6. Re:Eh, aging vs. dying... by mdenham · · Score: 1

      Erosion is a thing... ...but yeah, it's gonna be a few million years, and there'll be a few months of fun after you get out and they have to rebreak every bone in your body to re-set them.

      (On the other hand, assuming you regenerate back to an entirely unbroken state, you'd be able to dig your way out. It'll still take a while, and it'll hurt like a bitch every so often, but it's closer to a timescale of "a few years".)

    7. Re:Eh, aging vs. dying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only are you immortal, you simply can't die. Someone lops off your head, it doesn't matter, you keep living, just pick it up and put it back on. This does become a real downer when you are fed up with life and want it to end. Of course, when they really were mad at you, gave you invulnerable immortality but let you age.

    8. Re:Eh, aging vs. dying... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      I'm told that the real downer is after the sun starts to die and you end up doing some quality lava-swimming before being engulfed and trapped within an utterly sterile, slowly cooling gravity well until the end of the universe, if any...

    9. Re:Eh, aging vs. dying... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      While what you're saying makes sense to me as a certain cursed existence, I'm trying to figure out how that qualifies as "invulnerable"....

    10. Re:Eh, aging vs. dying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can build an interstellar space-craft to escape that and if you're invulnerable you can skip the need for radiation shielding and a food supply if necessary. The real problem comes along in a trillion or however many years with the heat death of the Universe.

  24. Keep Paying for Your Spot in Heaven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's a cool thing that happens when you know this life isn't the end: You suddenly stop caring about yourself and just live your life to help everyone else.

    There was a cool thing that happened to me when I figured out that the Law of Parsimony indicates that life is the end. I realized that all I would leave behind is other people's memories of me and I stopped being a dick and judging everyone else based on my doctrine. How odd that the biggest inhibitor of being like Christ was being a Christian.

    1. Re:Keep Paying for Your Spot in Heaven by VortexCortex · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I agree. I was raised as a "Christian". When I began to research the history of Christianity and the Bible, I became an Atheist. It took about a year of being an angst filled teenage fatalist before I realized that because there's no afterlife I must do as much good as possible in this life as possible to advance our race. Then I created my bucket list of humanitarian projects, and the race to complete them began -- as a Teen. Even if I don't get done before I die, I've already helped more people than my religious relatives ever have. I could die tomorrow a happy man, satisfied with my life's works.

      Furthermore, I value life much more than they do. I said something about curbing our pollution problems to my Aunt last week. Her stance was that it didn't matter because it was part of "God's plan"; She'd be in heaven before the future went to hell; And, some BS about the events being signs of the end times and Rapture, and how I needed to go back to church. I told her that she was being selfish, and that she was worsening the planet for her grand children, and all other future people.

      I told her that our advances in medicine and science, specifically understanding the brain and machine intelligence, may allow some of us to live thousands or millions or billions of years -- We may some day even be able to scan a dead brain and bring its consciousness back to life. Then I promised her that if she didn't start using the recycling bin and curbside pickup the city provides her, that I would dedicate the rest of my life to bringing her mind back to the future so she could witness the horrors her careless actions had helped bring about.

      Despite her being a God fearing woman, I was able to place a new kind of fear in her: The fear of having to live with the long term consequences of her actions. She has seen my AI projects demonstrating uncanny human like capabilities (she called them an abomination), so she knew I was serious. Though she claims her beliefs have not been shaken at all, I now see her recycling bin full instead of empty every garbage day.

    2. Re:Keep Paying for Your Spot in Heaven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and I stopped being a dick...

      Are you sure about that?

    3. Re:Keep Paying for Your Spot in Heaven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She has seen my AI projects demonstrating uncanny human like capabilities (she called them an abomination)

      Are you sure you are drawing the correct conclusion from her reaction? Maybe she's secretly hypercompetent, like Dilbert's mother, and she just thinks your AI projects suck the apostles's balls.

    4. Re:Keep Paying for Your Spot in Heaven by williamhb · · Score: 1

      There was a cool thing that happened to me when I figured out that the Law of Parsimony indicates that life is the end.

      You do realise that the "Law of Parsimony" says precisely nothing about reality itself? That there is no actual law of nature that demands the universe to be uncomplicated, or entirely predictable, or repeatable? That the "Law of Parsimony" is a convention to aid the progress of academic models? (It's easier to deal with small incremental additions and alterations to models in experimentation and review than large changes, and if an aspect of the universe isn't predictable or reliably repeatable then science and experimentation are buggered so far as it's concerned). If you believe, however, that just because we want our academic models to be parsimonious that the universe itself must also be, then you are, frankly, a bit silly. Science does not (so far as we know) alter the nature of reality, and reality is at liberty to be as complex, unrepeatable, or mystical as it happens (or happens not) to be, and there ain't a darn thing we can do about it.

      Likewise, if you believe your personal model should be parsimoniously limited to the academic model of the day, you are equally silly -- the rules governing types of evidence, parsimony, etc, are not there to optimise your model, but to optimise academic processes and potential future academic models some hundreds of years hence (science never ends) and make them more manageable. If God turns up and punches you on the nose, it will still not be science but you would be well advised to pay attention.

    5. Re:Keep Paying for Your Spot in Heaven by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

      I believe in reincarnation. Although that reduces my fear of death, as I belienve that I have many lives yet to live, it also gives me good reason to care about the future beyond my current life span, as don't want to be reborn into a world worse than what we have now. I want to be reborn into a better world. Also, I believe that at some deep level we recognise those whom we have known in earlier lives, giving me good reason to be nicer to those I know in this life.

    6. Re:Keep Paying for Your Spot in Heaven by Krneki · · Score: 1

      Thank you for this post.

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    7. Re:Keep Paying for Your Spot in Heaven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saving the world by putting the shits up cantankerous old biddies.

      I think I love you.

    8. Re:Keep Paying for Your Spot in Heaven by clm1970 · · Score: 1

      You hit the nail on the freaking head square on. I'm a catholic and a pretty devout one (or I try to be). The biggest problem I see with 80% of my peers in this religion is they're catholic exactly 1 of the 168 hours in a week. Most of them not even that. The other 167 hours are spent judging others and just basically leaving the world in worse shape than how they found it. Making it "God's Plan" is just an excuse. Maybe "God's Plan" is for you to stop being a douche.

  25. Boredom, seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I suppose I can understand some arguments for cutting your life short based on overcrowding, etc., but I think we can get over that with science.

    But limited lifespan because of boredom? I mean, have you *seen* this world we live in? If you can't come up with enough different things to do, and see, and explore, and discover, and wonder about to last you thousands of years, you are doing it wrong. That's not even thinking about all the incredible people you get to meet.

    1. Re:Boredom, seriously? by darkmeridian · · Score: 2

      This presupposes that old age can be achieved without a significant decline in one's ability to enjoy the world. I'm sure you can do many fun things at a young age, but if you can't see, can't move without pain, can't hear too well, forget about things constantly, or are in physical pain then you might want to punch an early ticket out of this world.

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    2. Re:Boredom, seriously? by vlm · · Score: 1

      There's a fixation that the only way to live a long time is to come up with a zillion treatments to patch up damage just barely good enough to prevent death in all cases but not the slightest bit beyond barely keeping alive.

      No explanation why it wouldn't be cheaper, simpler, and more comfortable to just prevent the aging related degradation to begin with. No one wants a really elaborate and lifelong painful ongoing treatment for pneumonia, we just want a vaccine and forget about it.

      No explanation why medical science would magically advance to just barely keep alive and never an inch further.

      No explanation why the entire medical field would suddenly change from trying to do the best for every patient to trying to do the absolute minimum.

      As for

      But limited lifespan because of boredom?

      there are some /.ers old enough to imagine a hundred million Archie Bunkers sitting in their chair complaining about minorities for an eternity. You have to have a plan for people who check out of modern society. Maybe a new-age amish like organization for people who want to relive the 2010's forever until eternity or something, etc. Eventually the majority of the population would be "checked out" which might be a bit of an issue.

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    3. Re:Boredom, seriously? by mapkinase · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How old are you?

      >I mean, have you *seen* this world we live in

      I am in my mid-40s and the things that interest me in the world rapidly shrink. I do not want to see most of the Europe as I used in earlier years. I do not want to visit my long-time friends in a neighboring state, because travel is seen as more and more hassle. The only reason for my travel is my son duty of visiting the parents. I do that regularly with a great pain.

      I have seen plenty of relatively healthy old people, in whose eyes I read only one desire: to finally end this.

      I am still relatively healthy. It's just the grass is not as green anymore as it is used to be, so, naturally, my desire to see new vistas, new man made objects, new people is less.

      We are limited in our capacity of learning as we are limited in everything else.

      Ask Tony S. why he did it.

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    4. Re:Boredom, seriously? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No one's talking about spending a few millenia with the body of a 95-year-old, this all assumes that we've stopped aging at adulthood. Even if you did stop aging at 95, your body isn't going to continue like that for very long, so the very idea doesn't make sense; the whole scenario only makes sense if you presupposed some kind of technology that allows you to keep your body rejuvenated indefinitely, something it was never designed to do, and would most likely require some sort of artificial intervention.

    5. Re:Boredom, seriously? by tverbeek · · Score: 2

      The flip-side of the Boredom coin is Future Shock. A substantial number of people find in old age that the world has become alien to them, and don't wish to live in that Brave New World.

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    6. Re:Boredom, seriously? by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      Not boredom as in "there is nothing to do." Boredom as in "I am so gawddamn tired of these people and their bullshit."

    7. Re:Boredom, seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm also in my mid-40s, and honestly the only thing keeping me from doing all kinds of stuff is the fact that I don't have enough *time*. Even our societies fairly steep monetary restrictions are not as encumbering as the lack of time.

    8. Re:Boredom, seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're body was never _designed_ for anything, unless you're a creationist.

      I don't see how extending age beyond the so-called natural expected life expectancy of a healthy adult is any different from the other billion unnatural things we do to humans every day.

      And the process needn't even be particularly sophisticated in terms of time and effort involved. Many modern advancements involve the basic and simplest of methods. The underlying science might incredibly sophisticated, but in application dead simple.

    9. Re:Boredom, seriously? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      That is what Sean Connery in a flying head is for.

    10. Re:Boredom, seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am in my mid-40s and the things that interest me in the world rapidly shrink.

      Especially when they are placed in cold water?

    11. Re:Boredom, seriously? by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1

      Future shock is a state of mind. I have worked tech support (I was young, I needed the money) at an ISP, and there were quite a few 60-70+ folks who'd ring up because they got everything set up except E-mail. Best customers to have, as they actually listen, and learn.

      People who believe the world has grown too alien have given up in general. We are all now generations that are used to rapid technological change. I don't think we'll be too scared of what'll happen when we're ancient.

    12. Re:Boredom, seriously? by GodInHell · · Score: 1

      Plug in, tune out.

    13. Re:Boredom, seriously? by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 2

      And once that get dull, you can personally insult every single being in the universe in alphabetical order.

    14. Re:Boredom, seriously? by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Have looked for a hackerspace in your area?

    15. Re:Boredom, seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "The first ten million years were the worst, and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline." -- Marvin

    16. Re:Boredom, seriously? by grumpyman · · Score: 1

      Your comment makes me think that the "live forever" question is really a philosophical exercise - think "unlimited time with limited resource". If we really can "live forever", I'd suppose after N years, the whole world there'll only be whole bunch of "Bill Gates & families", "Warren Buffet & families"...etc. and whole bunch of slaves or something? This is really weird.

    17. Re:Boredom, seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presuming it becomes accessible to the average person, you seem to presume economics won't dictate you'll just be working in quiet, yet sufficiently healthy, desperation for 600 or 6000 years instead of 60.

    18. Re:Boredom, seriously? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      How old are you?

      >I mean, have you *seen* this world we live in

      I am in my mid-40s and the things that interest me in the world rapidly shrink. I do not want to see most of the Europe as I used in earlier years. I do not want to visit my long-time friends in a neighboring state, because travel is seen as more and more hassle.

      We are limited in our capacity of learning as we are limited in everything else.

      You may be limited in your learning capacity, but I put it to you that you have not even come close to reaching that limit.

      I am a software creator, there is an endless world to explore when you're a creator. It's true I did get tired of business software development, but now I can also return to my childhood hobby of making video games. There is an even more vast world to explore thanks to our ability to create. I could live a trillion years and still not have told every story I want to tell, or explore every game mechanic I want to play with.

      If you find a love of creating, your world will be significantly more interesting. Who knows, you might even learn somethings that no one else ever has before... If that doesn't excite you then you should probably seek medical attention -- Most depression can be cured via combination of positive experiences and brain chemical regulation.

    19. Re:Boredom, seriously? by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      "I am in my mid-40s and the things that interest me in the world rapidly shrink."

      That is really sad.

      I'm older than you and I continually find new and interesting things to do, to invent, to create, to share with my family. Life is good and never boring.

      "We are limited in our capacity of learning as we are limited in everything else."

      Perhaps boring people are so limited but not some of us. Maybe this is the next evolutionary step.

    20. Re:Boredom, seriously? by aNonnyMouseCowered · · Score: 1

      "But limited lifespan because of boredom? I mean, have you *seen* this world we live in?'

      I've seen the world we live in, and it makes me want even more not to leave my room. Boredom is going to be the BIGGEST problem after we conquer war and other human and natural ills. One of the most peaceful countries in the world, Japan, has one of the the highest suicide rates. These are people who don't have to fear getting bombed while eating dinner or gunned down in some random act of violence.

      Maybe that's why the longest living living things like giant tortoises and trees are either slow or virtually immobile, so they won't run out of things to do given their longer life spans.

    21. Re:Boredom, seriously? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      I read several replies and I think that may be there is a misunderstanding of how high you set the bar for "interesting".

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    22. Re:Boredom, seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are limited in our capacity of learning as we are limited in everything else.

      Sounds like an engineering problem to me. We are limited only by our capabilities to improve ourselves.

    23. Re:Boredom, seriously? by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Your encounters with seniors who are still eager to embrace new things don't negate the fact that so many do not. It's easy to be excited about the changing world around you when you're young, but not as easy as you age. Aside from the fact that adapting to change simply becomes more difficult with age, older people have more "past" to be attached to. Someone in their 20s doesn't mourn the world of 10 years ago because they weren't able to fully participate in it. But for someone in their 60s, the past represents a world they knew, were probably masters of, and contained things they both cherished and fully understood. That's not so easy to leave behind as simply putting away one's childhood. For example, I'm in my late 40s, and I know that first love, starting a career, and naively thinking that I can change the world are all in my past; those things will never come again.

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    24. Re:Boredom, seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a Muslim. As far as you're concerned, a death is not really a death, it's just life somewhere else, where you can't be bored by definition.

    25. Re:Boredom, seriously? by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      I can't help but think that a large part of this is because when you're 20 you look around you and realize on some level that you're young and have your entire life ahead of you (well not your entire life, but a lot of years).

      When you're 60 you "know" that the best years of your life have already passed, it's all downhill from there. It's easy to be nostalgic, to long for what used to be.

      Now imagine being 80 with the body of a healthy 30-year-old, looking at the world around you and knowing that barring a serious accident you have another 200 years to live, don't you think that would change your perspective? What about another 500 years?

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    26. Re:Boredom, seriously? by Meeni · · Score: 1

      Could be an after effect of retirement. If you don't get old and crippled, you won't have to step out of the world to rest, and you'd have been parts of its changes, it would not feel alien.

      However, on the deepest values, many are inculcated at childhood, and it would be very difficult to change the very inner core of most people (not even talking about the totalitarian implication of that sentence here). That means, if you are born in an era of common slavery and violence, and adapted well to that kind of world, you'll stay like that forever. Hell to the other that are born in a more peaceful era, they will be wimps to your eyes, and you'll never grasp the benefit for society as a whole of a more peaceful approach to human relations. You might try to play well, don't insult every colored people any time you see one, but you'll never stop thinking bad of them.

    27. Re:Boredom, seriously? by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      You sound clinically depressed. Go hiking in the mountains or something.

    28. Re:Boredom, seriously? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      I feel actually great. I am religious, so I believe that my life does not end in this world and my soul is eternal. So less desires to see this world means less distractions in accomplishing "staff that matters" :-)

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  26. Sample bias much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Asking for a show of hands at the start of a bioscience lecture?

    Let's see him ask a bunch of 80 year olds how many of them don't want to live past 80... That would be just as biased but I think the answers would be more interesting.

    It's easy for relatively young people to say they won't mind dying sometime in the distant future...

  27. Sunset Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I promote the idea from Futurama. Keep working on improving and lengthing life, but then have a cut-off point. 100 and something birthday where you would then be picked up by the Sunset Squad, never to be seen again. Get rid of all the years where it takes you an hour to get out of bed in the morning (excluding hangover nights)

    1. Re:Sunset Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So you mean Logan's Run, just with a different age cutoff.

  28. Longer lifespan = greater population by guises · · Score: 1

    Current estimates have the global population leveling off at ten billion, with the the Earth able to sustain a maximum of two billion at a consumption level equal to the average American. Those estimates are based on current technology, however. With a dramatic increase in lifespan we would be looking at a very significant population bump, and with us already unable to sustain the existing population... I've often wondered if the ability to extend people's lives already exists and the people who came up with it, independently perhaps, have just kept it to themselves. They are, presumably, smart people after all.

    1. Re:Longer lifespan = greater population by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2

      Know what happens after the global population "levels off" at ten billion?

    2. Re:Longer lifespan = greater population by Lanteran · · Score: 1

      By the time we have the technology to extend a human life past 150, I don't think feeding the planet's going to be a major issue. Of course, it shouldn't be a major issue now, but that's another topic entirely.

      --
      "People don't want to learn linux" hasn't been a valid excuse since '03.
    3. Re:Longer lifespan = greater population by MozeeToby · · Score: 2

      Not sure you're actually listening to yourself. You say that by the time we can extend human life we'll have the technology to feed the planet. Then you say we have the technology to feed the planet now, presumably we lack the willpower as a civilization to get the job done. Hunger isn't a problem of technology, it's a problem of human nature, and while technology progresses with time as a matter of course, human nature does not. There's no guarantee that solving the technological problem of extending human life will necessarily come after solving the human nature problem of feeding the hungry.

      Of course, you could mean that technology will push the price of fixing hunger so low that a relative minority of charitable individuals could solve it, which I would find believable.

    4. Re:Longer lifespan = greater population by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      There's no reason the Earth can't support 10 billion, or even much more. The key is, it can't support that many using shitty present-day technology, with everyone driving a big gas-guzzling SUV. Instead of taking the average middle-class American lifestyle as the benchmark, imagine instead large, densely-populated cities with advanced, autonomous transport systems; done that way, it's certainly doable, and the Earth could probably support tens of billions easily, plus others could live on giant space stations, the Moon, etc. The problem, of course, is human nature: greed, shortsightedness, etc. Instead of working to create new technologies and habitats like this, we say "it's impossible" and keep driving our gas guzzlers, and we constantly fight wars with each other over resources and ideology. Read up on "arcologies" to see how people could live without such an individual impact on the environment.

      Go watch Star Trek: The Next Generation; that shows a society that could sustain tens of billions on Earth alone. The problem is that the people in that show aren't actually human; they're too intelligent, too thoughtful, too unselfish, too far-sighted, WAY too competent at their jobs, and there's no sociopaths there. Even the screw-ups have very understandable motivations for their actions, and even the Ferengi have better ethics than the people running our corporations and governments.

    5. Re:Longer lifespan = greater population by 2names · · Score: 4, Funny

      Cannibalism.

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      "I'm just here to regulate funkiness."
    6. Re:Longer lifespan = greater population by guises · · Score: 1

      You're suggesting that technology can solve the problem, but the article is talking about technology which would exacerbate it. What you're betting on is that one technology will outpace the other and while that's very likely I don't see why it would go the way you think - overpopulation already has a substantial lead and it doesn't look like it's in any danger of falling behind.

      You are correct that the Earth could sustain more people, up to twenty billion at a consumption level equal to the average Mexican (it's not all about food). Here's a link:

      http://www.ecofuture.org/pop/rpts/mccluney_maxpop.html

      The question is: is that the road we want to take? Is a lower quality of life worthwhile for the sake of having a larger number of people? Forcing people to move to dense, efficient cities doesn't seem to me to be a superior option to forcing people to reign in their currently unrestrained baby-making.

    7. Re:Longer lifespan = greater population by guises · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I didn't really follow the question either. Wars over resources thanks to dwindling oil or droughts or... who knows. Maybe he's suggesting that people will start dying at some point, since ten billion can't be sustained indefinitely. Or maybe a large portion of those ten billion will simply be kept very poor - we could sustain a much larger number of people at a lower level of consumption.

    8. Re:Longer lifespan = greater population by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The population levels off at 10 billion, and then drops. If you look at the population curves for the native population (so excluding immigration) for any developed country you see growth, "levelling off," then decrease. There's no reason to believe the world population will stop growing at 10 billion then stay there.

    9. Re:Longer lifespan = greater population by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I don't consider driving 2-ton vehicles around in traffic with incompetent drivers and living in subdivisions to be a "high quality of life". Better than Mexico perhaps, but not the ideal. You're making the mistake of equating the amount of resources consumed to be directly proportional to "quality of life", and that's crap. So if someone trades in their gas-guzzling 1970s jalopy for a new Nissan Leaf (or a used Honda Insight), and then quit their job that's 60 minutes away for a new one that's 5 minutes away, suddenly their quality of life has fallen because they're not consuming so much energy any more? People could live far more efficiently, and far better, than they do today with better technology (like Personal Rapid Transit) and habitats), but it would take investment, discipline, and a change in society and values to get there.

    10. Re:Longer lifespan = greater population by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The population levels off at 10 billion, and then drops. If you look at the population curves for the native population (so excluding immigration) for any developed country you see growth, "levelling off," then decrease. There's no reason to believe the world population will stop growing at 10 billion then stay there.

      So... where's this "ten billion" figure coming from? Why is that the magical point at which things level off?

    11. Re:Longer lifespan = greater population by guises · · Score: 1

      Okay, well that is also possible. If you look at the link I provided it considers a scenario of high affluence but strong environmental regulation, this would allow for a population of four billion. The question remains though: is heavily regulating people's environmental impact, or changing their values as you put it, a superior option to regulating their baby production, or teaching them that having lots of babies isn't a good thing? I don't see that it is.

    12. Re:Longer lifespan = greater population by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You don't usually need to teach people that having babies isn't a good thing: history has shown over and over than when living conditions are better and contraception is easily available, people voluntarily limit their reproduction. People in 1st-world industrialized countries aren't limiting their baby-making because they were taught to, they're doing it because they want to spend their time doing something besides changing diapers all the time, so they have 0, 1, or 2 kids and they've had enough. There's always a few freaks like the Duggars, but they're a rare exception. Of course, in China they had to make it a government policy, but that's because people there aren't so affluent. The richer ones probably don't care about the policy these days because they wouldn't want that many kids anyway, it's the poor ones that want more.

    13. Re:Longer lifespan = greater population by Lanteran · · Score: 1

      Of course, you could mean that technology will push the price of fixing hunger so low that a relative minority of charitable individuals could solve it, which I would find believable.

      That is indeed what I mean.

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    14. Re:Longer lifespan = greater population by Mabhatter · · Score: 1

      Because China is catching up to US style middle class..that can barely afford to have one kid and hope it gets a job. Most of East Asia is well along that path. India is next on the up and comers. Most of South America, particularly Brazil is approaching Centeral European standards of living, really Central America and Africa is the furthest behind now because of constant violence.

      It's really a two-prong approach. First child welfare improves... So you don't need to keep knocking out babies just to get two that live to be adults. The current boom is because it takes a whole generation of stability for that to kick in. Then we have fewer kids based on economics. The second stick is having a stable enough society you can live to old age without needed blood kin to defend you from harm on a nightly basis.. And enough government stability to provide social benefits so you are not destitute when you can't work. (how much stability does it take for "little people" to have 401k... When the banks are turned to rubble every 20 years?)

    15. Re:Longer lifespan = greater population by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Natural selection.

    16. Re:Longer lifespan = greater population by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Feeding the hungry is no problem. Open mouth, insert food. There's plenty of food too. It's the asshole governments that are plundering and looting and fighting for their own self aggrandizement that need to be moved out of the way.

  29. Max Age versus Life Expectancy by stevegee58 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While life expectancy has increased over time due to improved diet, health care, lower infant mortality etc the max age has held steady.
    Even 200 years ago you could live into your 80's or 90's as long as you survived past around 10.

    1. Re:Max Age versus Life Expectancy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Averages are funny things.

      Infant mortality being high in the past greatly reduced the average lifespan.

    2. Re:Max Age versus Life Expectancy by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Pretty true: Ramses became 90, or was it 99?
      Aristoteles 62.
      Platon 80 or 79.
      Sokrates 70, when he got 'executed'.
      There are plenty of old people in human history. Only the AVERAGE age when dying has changed.

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    3. Re:Max Age versus Life Expectancy by fermion · · Score: 1
      As has been posted here many times, the life expectancy form birth has increased greatly, presumably due to better prenatal care and vaccines, while the life expectancy of an adult has not increased much at all over the past hundred years of so. So while a baby might now expect to live to 80 years old instead of just 40 max, a person who had managed to live to 20 could have expected to live to over 50, is not as good off since the life expectancy is now the mid 70's. Of course now it is more likely that a person who reaches 80 will reach 90, but it is clear that the gains on increasing life expectancy at adulthood is not so great.

      It appears that we will have to use a different methodology to increase actual life expectancy, instead of just decreasing childhood deaths. The fact is, at least in the US, things are not looking grim. We are throwing billions of dollars at keeping old people alive, and maybe it has resulted in a 50% increase in life expectancy, but for what people are wanted we are going to have see gains that at least triple the current gains.

      I believe that medical technology is not going to do. Attacking a cancer or a heart problem, fighting the symptoms, is a losing battle. We will have it to attack it from basic biology. Using screening and artificial incubation to determine and properly incubate the best blastocyst. Deficiencies will have to be corrected during development of the fetus and infant. At that point medicine can be used to solve any problems that develop in later life, which will be few as the person will be genetically counterindicated to such problems.

      --
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    4. Re:Max Age versus Life Expectancy by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Bagsy I get to be Jude Law.

  30. Boredom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Others were concerned about issues like boredom

    I've heard this before and hav trouble comprehending it. Does anyone really find that as they get older they get more and more bored? This is completely contrary to my experience. If anything I'd say boredom is more of a young person's thing.

    1. Re:Boredom by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Hell yes. I was bored all the time as a kid or young teenager. Now I wish I had 4x as much time to do all the things I want to do.

  31. It really depends on quality of life by tchernik · · Score: 1

    I think almost nobody really wants to live more time, if such life is plagued with senility, disease and extreme dependence on others.

    And almost everyone would like to live a bit more, if they actually could continue feeling and acting youthful, with full autonomy and capabilities.

    It seems obvious, but we do appreciate our life in function of the enjoyment we get out of it.

    The amount of time you would like to live is a matter of preference, but I'm certain that people that now say they would like to bite it at 120 for nature's and world's sake, would think otherwise if we really had a way to stay youthful and healthy at such advanced age.

    Besides it's not like we could avoid universe's randomness forever. Sooner or later an accident or any other fortuitous reason will get you, no matter how good SENS technology gets.

  32. I am opposed to age extensions by wierd_w · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously. I am in the 30% that is considerate of the consequences of people living a long time.

    For a poignant example, look at the current USA. We have an aging "boomer" generation. If you aren't familiar with the problems an aging boomer generation is causing, google is your friend. Now, imagine them living another 60 years. 100 years... FOREVER.

    In addition to the problems with resource allocations, the political and ideological bottlenecks immortality, or even jut artificialy ling lives would introduce would be catastrophic. Instead of a progressive civilization, which becomes more tolerant and technologically advanced, we would have an ideologically stilted, recalcitrant population of aged and possibly immortal persons halting all forms of social progress.

    I would actually campaign for a shorter, but less labor intensive life than a longer one.

    1. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      A series of all-you-can-eat Old Country Buffet locations, featuring 24/7 bingo and an impossibly confusing exit route would go a long way toward achieving a mutually agreeable settlement to this problem...

    2. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by wierd_w · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The problem is that no generation of people stops to consider themselves as a roadblock toward the advancement of the generation that will come after.

      Note all the self-directed answers in this thread, for instance.

      I don't know about you, but I don't want a person who was born 5 centuries ago battling against me at the polls concerning societal issues, like gay rights, or even teaching evolution in schools. (Note, 500 years ago was in the dark ages. With immortal people, that becomes a stark reality.)

      I don't want any generation doing that to aother, becase they refuse to die. Death is necessary.

    3. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by vlm · · Score: 1

      we would have an ideologically stilted, recalcitrant population of aged and possibly immortal persons halting all forms of social progress.

      Republicans aren't all bad, look at Ron Paul

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    4. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by vlm · · Score: 2

      I don't want any generation doing that to aother, becase they refuse to die.

      Given there's no great hurry if you live forever, I'm thinking geographic segregation might evolve. Think of current day Florida demographics. Imagine a Florida where no one under 100 years old lived there... well we're pretty much there, say under 200 years.

      If you have an infinite amount of spare time, escaping to a immigrate into a better land is not quite the priority anymore. So I have to wait for the border guard to screw up and accidentally leave an opening I can run thru. OK so I wait ten years, what do I care I'm immortal. I can personally dig a ten mile long underground escape tunnel under the border, I've got the time...

      There's also an interesting analysis where if 1 in X people die in horrific accidents per year, then I don't think you have to concern yourself with a large population over the age of X. So we'll never have million year old people as a majority, simply because its hard to imagine someone living that long without lightning striking them, or car accident, or airliner crashes onto them, etc.

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    5. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by wierd_w · · Score: 2

      Not what I meant...

      Look at it this way, in 500 years, western has gone from:

      A de-facto theocratically governed monarchy and subsequent feudal systems (the pope had his fingers in every pie.)

      The discovery of the new world, and "right of conquest" type explanations for mass genocide of indigenous peoples.

      the renaisance, and the rediscovery of high science and reason.

      The transition from monarchy based rule to democratic and republic based rule.

      The abolishment of slavery.

      The discoveries of first complex chemistry, then atomic and nuclear mechanisms, and now quantum mechanical sciences.

      The transition toward a massively technological society from a primarily agrarian one.

      Etc.

      Now.. imagine that person from 500 years ago dutifully voting "their conscience" at the polls.

      Afterall, he grew up owning slaves. Why can't he have them now? Don't even get him started on women's sufferage.

      What is progressive today, is backward and ignorant tomorrow. Immortal people would halt all progress on the social front.

    6. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by TheSpoom · · Score: 2

      Like gay marriage, your disagreement with a life choice that does not affect your freedom or anyone else's should be limited to your own actions, and not restrict others.

      None of the problems you mentioned are guaranteed to happen in an immortal-ish population. They could all very well be a consequence of senescence, which would theoretically be prevented.

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    7. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by pointyhat · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should deal with them in the style of Death Race 2000 (not the shitty remake)?

    8. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      I was referring to people well in their right minds, but who have "unwavering convictions". You know, products of a bygone era, who WON'T let it go, living FOREVER.

      In the case of gay marriage, in 500 years we went from pressing them with stones and shoving a pear of agny up their asses, to what we have today.

      Refusing a marriage certificate is a hugely differet thing from putting them to death, like USED to happen. With people living forever, you would have people REMEMBERING doing those things, and honestly thinking they were A-OK.

      That was the point. It has nothing to do with being senile.

    9. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh please. What I'm seeing here in America is that it's the younger generations that are more conservative, and the older ones that are more progressive. Go into any fundamentalist evangelical megachurch; it's absolutely full of younger people (20-30 somethings and their hordes of kids). Then go into the liberal, progressive Protestant churches where they have women preachers, gay preachers, and are constantly preaching tolerance towards those who are different; those churches are full of people who look like they're about to fall over dead from old age, and very few younger people. In my experience, it's usually the young people who are most intolerant of everything. How many elderly muslim Jihadists do you see? None, they're all young men, in their teens and 20s. When people survive to older ages, they realize that life is short and it's stupid to waste your life getting mad about what other people do with their lives. Sure, there's exceptions in both groups (plenty of liberal college students, and Fred Phelps (the WBC asshole, not the swimmer's father) certainly isn't young), but that's the trend I see today. Kids learn their ideology from their parents; when I was in middle/high school, everyone was a Republican, because that's what all their parents were, and they all parroted the same ideology (which, to be fair, wasn't that bad back in those days of the late 80s and early 90s like it is now). It wasn't until they went away to college and hung around with different people that they learned new ideologies from others, not being around their parents any more to have their influence.

      Tolerance and progressivism aren't determined by age, they're determined by culture, which changes over time so it's generational. Just look at the Arab uprisings; the young people got tired of their crappy leaders, so they revolted, and installed new leaders. Are these new leaders progressive and tolerant? Hell no, they're all Islamists. Because that's what the young people in those countries are.

    10. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you live, but here in America, it's the younger generations that are voting against gay rights and evolution, and attending evangelical megachurches.

    11. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is progressive today, is backward and ignorant tomorrow

      I have lately been watching a *LOT* of dragnet. It is made nearly 10 years before I was even born. One interesting thing about it. Most of the 'progressive' issues are the same ones as back then. With people spouting the same rhetoric today as then.

      In one episode Joe Friday put it 'You think you have the monopoly on seeing what is wrong in the world? No you dont. You just havent seen it until now as your parents protected you from it. You think you are all grown up and will do better than everyone else. You want to re-shape the world as obviously you are the right and no one else has thought about it before. Well think about this maybe they have been and now you should help change the system instead of screaming to tear it down.'

      I can see why it eventually got canceled. People did not like the message. They want to hear 'you are a special snowflake and can remake the world'.

    12. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by TheSpoom · · Score: 2

      Your ideas here hinge on the idea that a mind, once set, cannot change. I disagree. I think it may be harder, but I don't think most people are completely, utterly unwavering in their convictions; I think that's largely a result of senescence. If people were maintained at the age of, say, 25 to 30, I'm guessing we'd bypass a lot of that.

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    13. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by StormyWeather · · Score: 1

      This is why FDR wanted social security. To get the old people out of their jobs, and free them up, so the younger rabble rousers would have something to do instead of topple the government.

    14. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a poignant example, look at the current USA. We have an aging "boomer" generation. If you aren't familiar with the problems an aging boomer generation is causing, google is your friend. Now, imagine them living another 60 years. 100 years... FOREVER.

      No, no, no, you're missing the point. The point is that OUR generation would live forever, because OUR generation is the bestest generation in the whole wide world of all time EVER. Everyone knows we're all sick of the Boomers and their outdated values, but we've got all the modern values, and so long as we keep those exactly the way they are forever and keep the next generation from changing them (come on, how hard can that be, anyway?), the world will be the greatest place ever!

    15. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by Jiro · · Score: 1

      Now.. imagine that person from 500 years ago dutifully voting "their conscience" at the polls.

      Afterall, he grew up owning slaves. Why can't he have them now? Don't even get him started on women's sufferage.

      If people from 500 years ago survived until now and got to vote, then women and slaves from that era would also have survived and would get to vote as well, which should balance it out.

    16. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Note, 500 years ago was in the dark ages

      lol spoken like a true mindless parrot. It was the dark age for Europe, the rest of the world was flourishing.

    17. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also an interesting analysis where if 1 in X people die in horrific accidents per year, then I don't think you have to concern yourself with a large population over the age of X. So we'll never have million year old people as a majority, simply because its hard to imagine someone living that long without lightning striking them, or car accident, or airliner crashes onto them, etc.

      Your math is not entirely correct. People who are sufficiently capable will inevitably become rich/powerful enough there are only minimal threats capable of outright destroying them beyond hope of medical reconstruction. Over time, you will be left with a small minority of ancients orchestrating the actions of everyone bellow themselves while fiercely defending their positions and preventing anyone from climbing up the same way they did.
      It's probably going to end bloody for them, but not until a couple of generations die because they couldn't afford to "buy time".

    18. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      We have an aging "boomer" generation. If you aren't familiar with the problems an aging boomer generation is causing, google is your friend. Now, imagine them living another 60 years. 100 years... FOREVER.

      So what? So long as newer people are born, eventually they'll outnumber any older generation.

      Sure, eventually we're going to run into the planetary population cap. But that'll just give the younger folk more incentive to find another globe for themselves.

    19. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the time the technology enables us to have 500 years of life, the technology to learn the entire history of human kind in the blink of an eye will also be possible. Not only that, but the importance of this reality will likely have diminished to the point it's mostly machines actively participating in it, the rest will be happily plugged into simulated reality with an infinite range of experiences.

      It's really not that hard to imagine, I wonder why so many people fail to project this? Look at how much the digital reality is taking over today with the internet, extrude that to 500 years and do you really think the vast majority of people will want to get up and walk around in this lame reality with only 1 set of laws that can't be broken?

    20. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by Immerman · · Score: 1

      That of course assumes that the (male, land-owning) citizens granted them any sort of citizenship rights in the first place - modern democracy didn't just magically spring into being, it's the result of several incremental sociological upheavals, any or all of which might not have occurred in a world under the stabilizing influence of immortals.

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    21. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by dargaud · · Score: 1

      I fully agree. I draw the parallel with cancer: when cells become immortal, they are called cancer and they cause the death of the hosting body. If humans turn immortal, they would cause the death of society. There simply would be no evolution anymore, either biological or societal. You would never get a promotion, simply because your boss would never die. And he would never leave for a different jobs simply because there would be no openings for the same reasons. You'd never inherit from your parents so forget about moving out of this shitting one-room apartment and buy a house, etc...

      And the most obvious thing of all is that this thing would apply first to the richest. Can you imagine a society with even more wealth disparity as now, where the richest are immortals and have all the time in the world to accumulate even more. At least death allows for redistribution between heirs and taxes.

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    22. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by cffrost · · Score: 1

      I'm in agreement with most of your post, except:

      [G]oogle is your friend.

      I'm sure you didn't mean it literally, but in no context do I consider abusive mega-corps anything positive. Among search engines, ixquick and DuckDuckGo are far "friendlier."

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    23. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by tlambert · · Score: 1

      Your math is not entirely correct. People who are sufficiently capable will inevitably become rich/powerful enough there are only minimal threats capable of outright destroying them beyond hope of medical reconstruction. Over time, you will be left with a small minority of ancients orchestrating the actions of everyone bellow themselves while fiercely defending their positions and preventing anyone from climbing up the same way they did.
      It's probably going to end bloody for them, but not until a couple of generations die because they couldn't afford to "buy time".

      It's called a "mutual security game", and the specific name for that particular game is called "GloboCop". It's exactly this model which has removed the latitude for people to live in the world they want, rather than the world that the current superpowers want for them. That's the G12 of the IMF from most perspectives.

      People who don't want to live in that globalist world, and admittedly, some of them are not very nice people to begin with, tend to act out with violence when all of their breathing space is exhausted by countries enforcing little things like human rights, while at the same time effectively enforcing an economic hegemony for themselves.

      That, in a nutshell, is what's setting off the chains of violence we colloquially call terrorism, and will likely continue to escalate that violence until one side or the other is beaten down.

      So as much as I'd like to disagree with you, it's a pretty realistic scenario that there would be a wealth/age divide that also resulted in some tearing down of institutions, but I'm pretty sure it would be a wealth-only divide, rather than age based. Unless Bill Gates and Warren Buffet get their way, in which case it may very well end up wealth/age.

      On the other hand, it takes a very few motivated people to crash an economy for a decade or more, and wealth is pretty fickle, as perhaps Zuckerberg could attest these days.

      All that said, I'm planning on living as long as technologically possible, since it seems that star travel is going to be limited speed for the foreseeable future, which means that a long life is the only way to make the trip.

    24. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      (Note, 500 years ago was in the dark ages. With immortal people, that becomes a stark reality.)

      I'm pretty sure the Renaissance was in full swing 500 years ago, which I think comes after the dark ages. Still, North America had only been known to Europeans for about 20 years, so I'm not really disputing your point about just how long ago it was.

    25. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No countries with McDonalds in them have ever gone to war with each other.
      Global corporations have done some fantastic things.
      They have done horrific things as well. Kind of depends on who and what.

      A calling Google an abusive megacorp is just pretty damn stupid.

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    26. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by geekoid · · Score: 1

      All of which is solvable. This is just an excuse you're mind is making because you know you can't live for ever, and need to deal mentally with the horror the you will wink out of existence.

      What is with the meme on Slashdot that old people stop, progress? It's stupid and reeks of age-ism.

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    27. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by cffrost · · Score: 1

      No countries with McDonalds in them have ever gone to war with each other.

      Why not? Is McDonald's a peacekeeping organization, or might there be other factors at play? I'm not in the habit of insulting people (as I've noticed you do frequently), but implying that McDonald's is responsible for preventing war is pretty damn stupid.

      A calling Google an abusive megacorp is just pretty damn stupid.

      Google is the world leader in web advertising, and has been fined in multiple nations for privacy violations; (you can Google that). That, in my opinion, is sufficient for calling it an abusive mega-corp.

      I'm going to leave it at that, as I merely provided my opinion and two alternatives that I feel are more respectful of their users, and this is completely off-topic.

      Have a pleasant day, Dad in Portland. ~ ;o)

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    28. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok, except I sterilized myself in my early 20s. I am the culmination of 2 billion years of evolution and my lineage will die with me. if anything, by giving up my right to procreate and chose instead to live forever I'm making I have made an objectively better choice to solve your problems. better choice than anyone who makes babies.

    29. Re:I am opposed to age extensions by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Because no one ever changed their mind, ever.

  33. I plan to live forever, of course by calmofthestorm · · Score: 2

    but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even five hundred would be pretty nice.

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    1. Re:I plan to live forever, of course by grantspassalan · · Score: 1

      So you want Hell on earth? Hell is where sinful, selfish people live forever. Death is the only thing that separates the earth from Hell. Living forever or even many centuries would only be worthwhile in a world where evil did not exist. Death is necessary in the world such as ours where good and evil coexist together.

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  34. When i no longer have a keen sense of intelligence by linuxdude96 · · Score: 0

    I will end it all when my brain strarts turning to mush and dripping out my nose.

  35. Misconceptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The biggest misconception I've found personally in hypothetical questions about immortality is that of aging. By its natural implication the coming promises of immortality also solve aging. Which will be an interesting marketing challenge to the upcoming anti-aging drugs.

  36. I blame Meryl Streep by travdaddy · · Score: 1

    Sounds like too many people saw Death Becomes Her.

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  37. Try a better example by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    But wouldn't long life allow people like Albert Einstein to accomplish more and try new things?

    Einstein isn't such a good example - his scientific output dropped essentially to zero after the late 30's because he refused to accept quantum mechanics. He spent the last decades of his life trying to find an alternate explanation, despite mounting experimental evidence that he was wrong.

    1. Re:Try a better example by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      He may actually be a fairly good example, in that sense. It isn't actually clear how much of scientific(and other) sorts of progress happens because people change their minds, and how much happens because the old guard gradually dies off and leaves room for the new kids who are no less set in their ways; but were updated to the newer ways before ossifying.

      At very least, a population of undying crotchety old people would require significant re-thinking about how the labor market is supposed to work...

    2. Re:Try a better example by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      To the contrary, Einstein is a good example. First of all I would not claim 'mounting experimental evidence'. Quantum mechanics was just a wiered idea, just as Einsteins relativity theory was. Every scientiest would try to contradict a theroy (quantum theory in this case) that he feels uncomfortable with, that he can not grasp etc. And doing this despite of the fact that there is evidence for the other theory is exactly what defines sciense! THERE must be a different (more eas/more logical) explanaition. Of course that is what someone like Einstein would do.
      Otoh there was an episode where a young scientiest published (giving a talk) about his hypothesis why the antarctis once was an tropical 'island'.
      The idea was something like: all plates are floating on magma like ice on the ocean. As soon as by some climate phenomem ice is piling up to far away from the earth axis, the axis tilts a bit and continents float around very fast to compensate centrifugal forces.
      After thebyoung scientiest was done with his talk the audience rediculed him. They could not imagine that he had a point.
      So Einstein stood up and said: first of all this hypothesis is, as unlikely it sounds, pretty solid. There is no flaw in its fundamental assumptions. As long as no one disproves the ideas of this young scientist, they are as valid and solid as any others.
      So Einstein felt uncomfortable with quantum theory, and tried to disprove it, or at least did not accept it. Why not? He likely knew more about it than you and me together ...

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    3. Re:Try a better example by DerekLyons · · Score: 0

      After thebyoung scientiest was done with his talk the audience rediculed him. They could not imagine that he had a point.

      The difference between the young scientist and the aged Einstein - is that the young scientist was right. The aged Einstein wasn't.
       

      And doing this despite of the fact that there is evidence for the other theory is exactly what defines sciense!

      You not only can't spell science, but your grasp of it, and of logic, and of writing, is equally bad.

    4. Re:Try a better example by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Since the science in question proceeded even when he was alive and objecting to it.... Neither model (changing minds or dying) would seem to be applicable. Or, to put it another way, you've left out at least one option.

    5. Re:Try a better example by profplump · · Score: 1

      Science advances one funeral at a time.

    6. Re:Try a better example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See? Aging is a process, and a bad one. If it can take an Einstein and reduce him to a blubbering mess by his late 30s, unable to grasp reality, what chance do we have? Notwithstanding people with Delusional Middle-Aged Selective Memory Syndrome, nothing improves with age. Our 20s are still the peak of humanity's potential. Why shouldn't we study and understand this process?

    7. Re:Try a better example by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 0

      You not only can't spell science, but your grasp of it, and of logic, and of writing, is equally bad.

      Sorry I typed on my iPad ... and now in my company at a stupid IE 8.0, both have no english spellchecker enabled or can't enable one, on top of that the iPad keypad often takes a letter from the bottom row instead of the space bar ...


      The difference between the young scientist and the aged Einstein - is that the young scientist was right. The aged Einstein wasn't.

      I don't think so. Doing some scientific research and being wrong in the end is still science.

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  38. Stockholm Syndrome by dcollins · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This kind of thinking is basically Stockholm Syndrome writ very large.

    Let's say you asked people a thousand years ago, "Would you want to live with a king?". I'm sure the vast majority would have said "no", and come up with a bunch of reasons why that would be personally undesirable and socially perilous. The reasoning is so transparently irrational it's ludicrous.

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    1. Re:Stockholm Syndrome by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? Did you ever watch The Tudors? That was pretty accurate to history, at least well enough for this issue: it really was perilous to have much to do with the King. If he got annoyed with you over something petty, you'd somehow be branded a "traitor" by your political enemies and have your head chopped off. It happened all the time. Having that much power in one person is very perilous to those around him. If I found myself magically transported back to Henry VIII's time, I'd do everything I could to keep a low profile and live out in the country or woods somewhere; I sure as hell wouldn't want to be part of his Court.

    2. Re:Stockholm Syndrome by grantspassalan · · Score: 0

      "Having that much power in one person is very perilous to those around him...."

      Having such power concentrated in one person is only perilous if that person is evil. A person who is ONLY good, such as Jesus Christ, will be a good King who will rule with uprightness and integrity. Unfortunately, there are no people on earth who are not a mixture of good and evil. Therefore none of us is fit to be a king with absolute power.

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    3. Re:Stockholm Syndrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Treason! Off with your head!

    4. Re:Stockholm Syndrome by dcollins · · Score: 2

      "without a king", that is.

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    5. Re:Stockholm Syndrome by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      Having such power concentrated in one person is only perilous if that person is evil.

      The most good, wholesome, upright, and noble king who is locked away in his tower and his name used to justify unspeakable evil, which in one form or another has occurred repeatedly throughout history, rather contradicts that viewpoint. Now, when you start granting the person absolute clairvoyance to avoid such troubles... Of course, you could also argue that "well, it's not the king who is actually doing the harm" but the quote was "that much power in one person is very perilous to those around him"--ie, the core problem is the vestment of power in a single man, not necessarily the outright acts of that man. I mean, if Lucifer, the messenger of God, says to kill someone, wouldn't you do it? Oh, right, another great example of how sometimes you can't trust the messenger.

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    6. Re:Stockholm Syndrome by grantspassalan · · Score: 1

      I wonder where you get the idea that Lucifer is a messenger of God. In the Bible, Lucifer now called Satan, is Gods adversary. When 2 messengers purporting to come from God say the opposite, which one are you going to believe? Moses, a messenger from God was told that murder is evil and wrong. Satan by contrast, is called a murderer and liar from the beginning. The King that is going to rule in righteousness over the whole earth is named Jesus. You can read about it in Psalm 2 among other places in the Bible where this is foretold. He will have complete unfettered authority over the whole world. Jerusalem will be the capital city of planet Earth. Jesus is God and human simultaneously and is all good only. He will rule with absolute power and absolute integrity and absolute justice.

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    7. Re:Stockholm Syndrome by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The Tudors is realistic of the period they was Jersey shore is realistic version of Jersey.

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    8. Re:Stockholm Syndrome by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No. it doesn't matter of the intentions. It only works if they are logical and look at the long term viability of the society while trying to maximize the quality of life of the people who live under them.

      Evil and Good are just word we put on things we don't like.

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    9. Re:Stockholm Syndrome by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      WTF are you talking about? Obviously it's embellished here and there, but it holds to the historical record pretty well. Are you trying to tell me that King Henry didn't have 6 wives? That Anne Boleyn wasn't executed? That various people under him like Cromwell and Thomas More, once his best friends, weren't also executed?

    10. Re:Stockholm Syndrome by grantspassalan · · Score: 1

      So in your mind then, good and evil are just words that have no meaning or concepts behind them?

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    11. Re:Stockholm Syndrome by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      I wonder where you get the idea that Lucifer is a messenger of God. In the Bible, Lucifer now called Satan, is Gods adversary.

      Lucifer, the Fallen Angel. Ie, Lucifer once was a messenger of God. Although it sounds like he never left heaven (at least until he became a fallen angel), so I'm not sure if he would have the power to speak to man from there.

      When 2 messengers purporting to come from God say the opposite, which one are you going to believe? Moses, a messenger from God was told that murder is evil and wrong. Satan by contrast, is called a murderer and liar from the beginning.

      Uh, no. Moses might well have said not to murder, but there's plenty of prescriptions for violations that warranted "death by stoning". Let us also not forget the many, many times that God sanctioned the genocide of regions (Canan comes to mind) under the logic that God bestowed the (already occupied) land to the Israelis and hence it was acceptable for them to wage war to obtain that owed land. Besides, two things are true: one, that Satan was not always called a murderer and a liar and two, there aren't always two or more messengers standing by to tell you what is God's or the King's plan.

      The King that is going to rule in righteousness over the whole earth is named Jesus. You can read about it in Psalm 2 among other places in the Bible where this is foretold. He will have complete unfettered authority over the whole world. Jerusalem will be the capital city of planet Earth. Jesus is God and human simultaneously and is all good only. He will rule with absolute power and absolute integrity and absolute justice.

      As much as that may be so, my point was that simply being "good" isn't enough to guarantee righteous rule precisely because without absolute power and, more importantly, absolute clairvoyance, it is quite possible to be manipulated, lied to, etc and to have that power abused. In the world of humans, that means people can be maimed, killed, or simply be sent away in a fashion to never be found again. Under the rule of a merely omnipotent God without omniscience, the best that could be done would be to do things like reverse time to a point before such abuses occurred and then guarantee they don't occur again. That'd still leave the evil deed having been done once. Meanwhile, with mere omniscience but without omnipotence, it might be impossible to manipulate the situation, no matter how much time is given, to produce the desired results. I mean, man was created in the image of God and look how quickly man turned to sin? Hell, the very concept of a fallen angel, a being created perfect who would then turn sinful, rather undermines the concept of there being some magical unity or that those in heaven would stay good indefinitely--although just not having anyone deemed worthy fixes that little dilemma. But, that's digressing from the obvious point that really wonders why Jesus didn't just start his eternal heavily paradise for man back in 0AD.

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    12. Re:Stockholm Syndrome by grantspassalan · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that was a good reply. It seems that your definition of “good” and mine are a little bit different. To me, “good” means perfect. Only God is perfect, according to Jesus. Since Jesus is God in human form, he will be able to rule righteously according to his schedule. I am looking forward to that day. May it be sooner rather than later. Life on earth will be wonderful. Jesus is not going to solve all our problems, but will tell us what we must do to solve them for ourselves. Like a good father, God will never do for his kids what he knows they can and must do for themselves.

      The mystery of evil has been debated endlessly by theologians and philosophers. Its exact origin, as to how it arose within Lucifer will probably be unknown until we can personally ask God. From our time perspective we have a lot of questions right now, but as the apostle Paul points out in the chapter of love in 1st Corinthians 13, we will know as we are known.

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  39. Talk to a genealogist by vlm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    the life expectancy of Americans, driven by improved hygiene, nutrition, and new medical discoveries and interventions, has jumped from 47 years to almost 80

    Talk to a genealogist, its a bogus number. Life expectancy at birth, given that at least half used to die as babies or little kids.

    Most birth-death years in my family tree are like 1854-1855 (whoops) or 1853-1930 (a good long while). Not much in between, other than maybe 5% of the women died around childbirth age around a year or so after the last baby. Stereotypical electronics "bathtub curve" plus the danger of giving birth. The main change in the last 200 years or so is if you are born, you'll probably live to age 10, whereas in the olden days if you were born you'd probably die before age 10, but some made it till 80s, just like now.

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    1. Re:Talk to a genealogist by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Yes, but we are beginning to see real possibilities of slowing the aging process. Gains in life expectancy so far aren't ALL due to improvements in infant mortality, but a lot of them are. Gains going forward will be due to other things.

    2. Re:Talk to a genealogist by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Most birth-death years in my family tree are like 1854-1855 (whoops) or 1853-1930 (a good long while). Not much in between

      You do understand the difference between anecdote and data don't you? And problems with extrapolating from a small data set?
       

      Talk to a genealogist

      No, thank you. I might as well ask a palm reader if I'm not of a mind to ask an expert.

    3. Re:Talk to a genealogist by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      we were beginning to see real possibilities when i was a kid. and i'm only over 30 now and we're at the same stage.

      selling immortality is the easiest, filthiest scam ever.

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    4. Re:Talk to a genealogist by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Regardless of what you might have been promised when you were a child, medical science now has come a long way since the 80s.

  40. Religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how religion changes the answer rates. I'm an atheist and I want to live forever. The end of consciousness seems really shitty to me and people who say they want to die are crazy to me. As far as resources go, I'd settle for never having children if I got to live forever. That would stop a whole ton of my descendants from being around to use up resources.

    1. Re:Religion? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I wonder how religion changes the answer rates. I'm an atheist and I want to live forever. The end of consciousness seems really shitty to me and people who say they want to die are crazy to me. As far as resources go, I'd settle for never having children if I got to live forever. That would stop a whole ton of my descendants from being around to use up resources.

      I suspect that religion adds a somewhat unpredictable skew, depending partially on cultural orientation(religions differ pretty substantially in terms of how exciting meeting the boss is going to be, and what, if anything, you can do about it) and partially on individual personality and mortality salience. However, it would also likely bring in a fair number of people who refuse to answer the question.

      If you (stiff drink recommended) head over to the Rapture Ready forums, you'll find an interesting combination in many of the posters: a deeply grim outlook on the hollowness and nigh-unendurable character of earthly life, along with a steadfast to being 'raptured', which they explicitly see as a non-death process. These aren't just the stock 'the dead are in a better place now' afterlife-y theists, these ones are planning on transitioning from temporal to eternal life without the 'death' step. It isn't clear where(if you insist that somebody choose from the answers provided) a view of life that could probably get you a diagnosis of unipolar major depression, combined with a fear of death sufficiently profound that even death followed by afterlife isn't good enough would fit...

    2. Re:Religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an atheist and I don't want to live forever. I can put up with the shitty aspects of life for another 40 years, but not indefinitely, especially since I know they'll get greater as I age (even if that's more slowly). While the thought of ceasing to exist does cause me a bit of existential anxiety, the realization that I won't be around to be bothered by it after it happens is actually very comforting.

    3. Re:Religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "While the thought of ceasing to exist..."

      If neither matter nor energy cease to exist, but only change in form, what makes you think that you will cease to exist? Whether you like it or not, you are an eternal being. The atoms that make up your body will never cease to exist. The information that determines their arrangement is also never lost.

      During your earthly existence you get to decide WHERE you will live forever, but you WILL live forever. You can decide to spend your forever in a place that is all good and only good, which is commonly called Heaven. You can also decide to spend your forever in a place that is all evil and only evil. That place is called Hell.

    4. Re:Religion? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Those people are idiots that don't even know their own theology. Don't give attention to the stupid.

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    5. Re:Religion? by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      I'd bet it wouldn't make much difference. For most people, religiosity is just a thin veneer over standard human nature.

  41. Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When I was 25, I was in the best shape of my life. I had a decent job and more than enough money coming in so that I didn't stress between pay cheques. I was good looking and getting laid easily. In short, I was happy, healthy and ignorant in the greater workings of the World around me. Had you asked me this question then, I'd have immediately answered, "Give me Immortality". Now, well, things have changed. I am older. My health isn't as vibrant as it was then. I have a better understanding of the cost of living each day/month/year. I know what it takes to maintain my QoL. Ask me today and I'm sure I'd answer more cautiously, asking for some much needed details before I gave my final answer.

    What about you?

    1. Re:Perspective by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      When I was 25, I was in the best shape of my life. I had a decent job and more than enough money coming in so that I didn't stress between pay cheques. I was good looking and getting laid easily. In short, I was happy, healthy and ignorant in the greater workings of the World around me. Had you asked me this question then, I'd have immediately answered, "Give me Immortality". Now, well, things have changed. I am older. My health isn't as vibrant as it was then. I have a better understanding of the cost of living each day/month/year. I know what it takes to maintain my QoL. Ask me today and I'm sure I'd answer more cautiously, asking for some much needed details before I gave my final answer.

      What about you?

      Well, it would certainly be a lot more fun living forever with my 25 y/o body than with my slower, greyer, less durable 50 y/o body. But I'd still be ready to give it a try. Of course, in another 25 years, when I'm 75, I very well might say "Hell, no!".

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  42. Choice? by ak3ldama · · Score: 1

    (As a U.S. American...) If there was a realistic choice when spending money on health care and insurance - or rather the extent to which we spend money there - we could start having a more sincere discussion. I would be of the opinion to save money and have a better nest egg to give to my family and die at a normal 50 to 75 years old. My view (pun intended) on these issues is jaded though since I have retinal pigmentosa degeneration and will be going blind eventually (unless something is found to cure or artificially supplement vision.) The best thing _I_ can do is take vitamin A supplements. Though I would prefer that I had more of a choice - spend nest egg on fix or just go blind and give that money to the family. What we have now is an abomination where we realistically have no choice, we give massive portions of income to health insurance companies who skim from that "investment", and then we get old and expect to have something in return. All the while expecting this infusion of funds while at the end of life and not enjoying it.

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    "but money is the God of Algiers & Mahomet their prophet." - Rich. O'Bryen June 8th 1786
    1. Re:Choice? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      A lot of this discussion seems pretty silly to me, such as your answer here. If we ever developed the technology to extend lifespans indefinitely, it should be considered a given that we'd also have cures for most degenerative diseases like your eye condition. It shouldn't even be an issue in considering such a hypothetical, sci-fi question. It's a lot like talking about establishing human colonies in giant space stations or on the Moon or other planets, or even terraforming other planets, and then someone asking "where are we going to get petroleum to run all the SUVs in those space stations or on a terraformed Venus?"

  43. Still running long distances at 80 by alanw · · Score: 1

    I was out marshalling a local fell race in the wind and rain earlier today with my 80 year old friend. Read his blog and be inspired.

  44. Death Panel by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Until the death panel tells me it is my time to die of course! :)

  45. Talk to someone who's lost others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a person who lost both of my parents at a relatively young age... both due to brain cancer... I already know that there's an extraordinarily large chance that I'll be walking down that same road.

    So if there's something I can sign up for for infinite life, just show me where to sign. Before it's too late.

  46. Morgan Industries answer by jensend · · Score: 4, Funny

    I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even five hundred would be pretty nice.

    -- CEO Nwabudike Morgan, MorganLink 3DVision Interview

    (from one of the best games ever made)

    1. Re:Morgan Industries answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even five hundred would be pretty nice.

      -- CEO Nwabudike Morgan, MorganLink 3DVision Interview

      (from one of the best games ever made)

      It doesn't matter ho long you live- your past is always the same length of time: gone forever. Perception is relative. If you lived a million years, and then were to die, you would still say "It all passed by so fast". One year, a million. It feels the same.

  47. What a hypocrite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So Einstein had already benefited from an artificially extended lifespan, but no no no, let's not look for more, and let's condemn future generations to our pathetic lifespan while trees and lobsters dance on our graves.

  48. Euthanasia by lobiusmoop · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This recent news story in the UK Makes me sad. It doesn't matter how long you want to live if you have no legal choices when you want to stop living.

    It seems like we give our pets more compassion at the end of their lives than we do our fellow humans.

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    "I bless every day that I continue to live, for every day is pure profit."
    1. Re:Euthanasia by pointyhat · · Score: 1

      I don't get the fact that the legal system has to be involved. It shows how little control we perceive that we have which is not true.

      You can murder a load of people if you really want and get chucked in jail (Brevik for example).

      You can steal stuff and get chucked in jail.

      You can cut your own fingers off and post them to the president and you'll get chucked in a nut farm.

      The pattern above is consequences.

      There are no applicable consequences if you are dead. Assisted suicide is easy enough to "configure" without incriminating any other parties.

      Plenty of people kill themselves successfully without satisfying any legal conditions.

    2. Re:Euthanasia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a good point. I'm less concerned with expanding my natural life span than I am with being able to cut things short when I choose. When I'm 80 maybe I will want to live to be 200, but I think it's more important than I be able to peacefully check out at 75 if I don't want to live to 80.

    3. Re:Euthanasia by Mabhatter · · Score: 1

      Your still the Crown's subject. Legally the Crown (government in England is still descended from Christian Monarchy, Parliment "borrows" that authority) owns every subject, so they can't have them killing off the State's people (even if it's yourself you are killing)

      also, the Monarchy and government is part of the Church of England that has a pro-life stance, so their opinion in Court carries Legal weight.

    4. Re:Euthanasia by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      Unless you are too sick or disabled to kill yourself. That is the whole point.

    5. Re:Euthanasia by pointyhat · · Score: 1

      Sorry but I'd have the balls to do kill myself before I get there (if it is indeed degenerative).

  49. Depends on health by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    If I had my 20 y/o body, I'd have no objection to living hundreds of years (or more). Hell, even with my current 50 y/o body, I could deal with that. But I sure wouldn't want to be like my mom's bedridden, aching & paining, half-senile, 93 y/o neighbor. Or even some of her children, who are falling apart at MY age, or earlier.

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  50. make more by dltaylor · · Score: 2

    And, of course, if they ALSO have access to life extending tech, then you're essentially saying "forever".

    1. Re:make more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To see my enemies buried. After that, I don't care.

      And, of course, if they ALSO have access to life extending tech, then you're essentially saying "forever".

      For MY enemies, buried alive and immortal is even better.

    2. Re:make more by quasius · · Score: 1

      You're probably joking, but that's actually an interesting thought. What are the implications of immortality tech on punishment / torture? Currently no matter how bloodthirsty and depraved someone is, the most they can do is torture someone for a (few days?) Death provides a natural escape to that and many other things.

    3. Re:make more by tmosley · · Score: 1

      If immortality tech has progressed that much, it will likely render torture moot, as one would likely have control over the sensation of pain, such that it could be turned off or made such that it was simply information rather than triggering the "OMG GTFO" sector of the brain.

    4. Re:make more by quasius · · Score: 1

      That's exactly my point. If such things can be controlled, what's to stop the hypothetical torturer from turning them to the max? I'm sure there would be some kind of electronic locks, but those don't exactly have a track record of always working.

    5. Re:make more by Howitzer86 · · Score: 1

      "I have no mouth and I must scream."

      Also - dictators and culture. Death provides a natural change in all things, including culture. Blacks could lead a normal and worthwhile life in America only after a few generations had passed since the civil war. North Korea will one day be an economic powerhouse like the South, but it was possible only after Kim Il Sung and Jong Il had passed... and even the latest dictator may not be enough - he may have to die too, but change is inevitable, and that's good.

      If everyone lived forever, nothing would change. Rich families would stay rich, the poor would stay poor, The same african children will mine for precious metals for all eternity... it's the very definition of stagnation (and possibly Hell even for the luckiest). We need new ideas for progress, and sometimes that requires us to croak.

    6. Re:make more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's to stop me from having a lump of superconductors, antimatter, and depleted uranium stuffed between my hemispheres and wired up to the same neural controls necessary for that sort of technologically-enhanced torture? Antimatter triggers fissions, whether you have a critical mass, or neutrons - or not. NASA pioneered the technology in their "fission sail" deep space drive concept, including the high-efficiency, high-capacity antimatter storage technique based on standard semiconductor-fab technologies. With superconductors to make resistive heating and finite battery (and thus, patient) life moot, there's no reason not to have a really thorough self-destruct mechanism embedded in whatever cyborg brain you end up wearing.

      All we need to make it workable is room-temperature superconductors, and I would be completely unsurprised to see that within 30 years.

  51. 120 years - work in Alzheimers research by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

    I would say 120 years, actually.

    Look, you can extend your functional life by periodic fasting (reduced caloric intake with water, minerals, and vitamins) for 10-14 days every 10 years or so, you can stop smoking (+10 years), you can get mild to moderate exercise 2-4 times a week for 15-60 minutes (+10 years), you can drink (males only) red wine with meals (2-4 glasses avg), and you can eat a varied diet low in red meat and low in processed foods. And you can reduce stress and get enough sleep.

    This will keep you functional.

    But after a certain age, your risk factor for Alzheimers and Cardiovascular disease starts going up quite a bit.

    We're working on growing organs - literally - and it's coming along, so maybe we can replace part of your liver or other organs, but my current educated guess is maybe 120 years fully functional.

    More than that ... would require better understanding of not just the primary biochemical pathways regulated by mRNA, miRNA, siRNA, etc but also literal DNA/RNA repair with targeted strands. And a deeper understanding of not just the secondary biochemical pathways, but also the evolutionarily conserved tertiary pathways you inherited from when we were fish or rats.

    (my humble opinion, maybe something will happen to change the current science)

    Do you want to live in a society of really old people enslaving the youth in Hunger Games?

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    1. Re:120 years - work in Alzheimers research by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Do you want to live in a society of really old people enslaving the youth in Hunger Games?"

      Don't tease me like that.

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      Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
    2. Re:120 years - work in Alzheimers research by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      I would say 120 years, actually.

      OK, we'll ask you again when you hit 119. If you are still fit and healthy then, I doubt if you would want to die at 120.

  52. For me, eternal life only if... by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 1

    eternal youth!

    1. Re:For me, eternal life only if... by grantspassalan · · Score: 1

      Eternal youth is only possible if you can come up with a body that is not subject to entropy. Some living things, such as redwood trees get incredibly old, but even they eventually die. There is one person, who did overcome entropy and death, if you believe the resurrection accounts of Jesus Christ as recorded in the Bible. Of course for most people, these accounts are nothing but a fanciful story that couldn't possibly be true. For those that take these accounts has something that really took place in history, they have hope and the promise that is made, that those who believe will also someday receive a body to live in, which is not subject to Entropy and death.

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    2. Re:For me, eternal life only if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does entropy have to do with aging? I keep hearing that, and I don't get it. You eat food everyday. There's your anti-entropy. As long as the Sun burns 4 million tons of matter per second, there's no problem with entropy in my body. Or else, how could two 30 year olds make a baby?

    3. Re:For me, eternal life only if... by grantspassalan · · Score: 1

      Entropy affects everything in this universe, including the Sun and life itself. Life, by the addition of energy and importantly also information, works against the natural entropy of the universe, but only for a limited amount of time. Any living thing, including human beings, contains an immense amount of information which directs the energy necessary for life processes including reproduction. The question that is not answered by scientists is this: How did all this information for the construction of living things originate?

      Energy without information is destructive. A mixture of gasoline and air exploding only causes destruction unless it is harnessed in an engine designed by human beings. Design engineers worked many long hours to impart information to a piece of steel and other materials, to build an engine that can then harness energy in a nondestructive manner. This information ultimately comes from the minds of the engineers. All information ultimately comes from a mind. In the case of human designs, it comes from human minds. In the case of life and living things, this information comes from God the Creator.

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    4. Re:For me, eternal life only if... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Why wouldn't I replace parts as the technology becomes available?

      There is no God, and raw milk kills people. Remember shit flow down hill.

      "The question that is not answered by scientists is this: How did all this information for the construction of living things originate?"
      You don't understand what information is in this context. If you had you wouldn't be asking such a stupid question.
      But you bury you head in the sand and keep asking question about things you know nothing about, because the world needs more selfish idiots~

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    5. Re:For me, eternal life only if... by grantspassalan · · Score: 1

      Why wouldn't I replace parts as the technology becomes available?

      There is no God, and raw milk kills people. Remember shit flow down hill.

      "The question that is not answered by scientists is this: How did all this information for the construction of living things originate?"
      You don't understand what information is in this context. If you had you wouldn't be asking such a stupid question.
      But you bury you head in the sand and keep asking question about things you know nothing about, because the world needs more selfish idiots~

      You can replace parts for a while, but eventually you will reach a point, just like an old car, where this will no longer work. On an old car, after the engine fails, the transmission breaks down, the body is rusted out and the wheels fall off, you no longer will have a working car. In the end, entropy wins, whether over an old car or your dying body. The solution is a new car. In the Bible, God promises for those people who BELIEVE it, a new eternal body that is not subject to entropy.

      People have been eating raw honey and drinking raw milk for millennia, long before Louis Pasteur existed. In many places in the world today people still do that and suffer no harm.

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  53. fanboy much? by jcgam69 · · Score: 1, Troll

    It would also mean that geniuses like Steve Jobs or Albert Einstein might still be alive.

    I cannot believe Jobs is even mentioned in the same sentence as Einstein! Outrageous!

    1. Re:fanboy much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said. (I'm also kind of disgusted at how muted the response to the death of Neil Armstrong has been in comparison to the insanely over the top dramatics at Jobs' passing.)

    2. Re:fanboy much? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      I agree - look at any photos of Einstein in his later years, the man couldn't even keep his hair combed! There's no way he should be mentioned in the same breath as the one true Jobs.

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  54. I'm in the 10% by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    150 years would be fine. It would mean I'm only 1/3 through my lifespan right now. And honestly if you could go to 200 or 300 years I'd go for that too.

    Sure, there'd be a LOT of boredom in that span but I know how to deal with boredom.

    1. Re:I'm in the 10% by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      150 years would be fine. It would mean I'm only 1/3 through my lifespan right now. And honestly if you could go to 200 or 300 years I'd go for that too.

      Sure, there'd be a LOT of boredom in that span but I know how to deal with boredom.

      Yeah, but in 300+ years, even wanking might get boring!

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    2. Re:I'm in the 10% by StormyWeather · · Score: 1

      Yep, books. Too many in this world to read with 100 lifetimes.

    3. Re:I'm in the 10% by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      Agreed - I tend to read a hell of a lot but there's no way in hell I could read everything I really want to read even in 300 years.

    4. Re:I'm in the 10% by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      But imagine the sheer number of sexual partners you could have. Those kind of lifespans change things immensely. Not to mention, you could say be heterosexual for so many years, homosexual for so many years, bisexual for so many years and even buy-sexual for a few years.

    5. Re:I'm in the 10% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good! Then I might become productive with my life!

  55. am i the only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am somewhat comforted knowing that one day everything will fade into the abyss of nothingness, including my self. However I don't have a timeframe in mind for this to happen. So I would answer the titular question, "Until I'm done". Even if medicine/tech allows me to last to the cold death of the universe itself, I might want to depart sooner than that.

    Also, I find it interesting that, should "immortality" become feasible, we will seriously have to rethink our cultural views on suicide.

  56. until humans are intelligent by dltaylor · · Score: 2

    I'd like to hang around to see if humans, or any descendent species, ever achieves species-wide intelligence. Homo sapiens sapiens certainly hasn't.

    1. Re:until humans are intelligent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take a look at some statistics classes and apply those likelihood curves to see the chance of 100% for anything that complex. Results don't look good.

  57. Mid-life perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm closing rapidly on turning 40 now. I'm a smart guy and always a bit mentally old for my age. I've been working (in the internet / software engineering / whatever industry) since I was 18. Life's already getting old for me. Mostly, it's about the job thing. If I could *retire* today and never worry about things like money or healthcare again, I think I could enjoy hundreds of years, perhaps even eternity. You know, just me and my hobbies, dinners and drinks with friends from time to time, traveling, exploring, absorbing wisdom, etc.

    But on the other hand, assuming my health continues to deterioriate at the human average rate (like it has so far), and that I keep having to work for someone day in and day out until "retirement", which might be... when? age 60, 65, 70? Who knows how "retirement" age will continue to push out as a I age.... Well honestly if that's the situation (and it seems to be) I'm kinda done with life already. Not worth the additional pain and annoyance. It's really only an unrealistic hope of unexpected happy surprises that keeps me going now, and that hope will continue to fade over time.

    Even if we assume that fixing the human age limit includes as part of the package fixing most healthcare issues in general, and we can have, say, 25-45-year-old-ish bodies for very long periods of time, it's the work / economy / retirement / inflation issue that's gonna drag me down. Fix that Star Trek style: give us cheap nearly-infinite energy from solar/fusion, and the ability to insta-manufacture just about anything, which then obviates the whole economy system and lets everyone just enjoy life as they will (with some choosing to be scientists and producers of the rare things that need humans, and the rest just enjoying life). THEN maybe long life will be appealing to me.

    1. Re:Mid-life perspective by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Do like I do. Plan not to retire but keep working at things I love and people will pay me for on my own terms.

  58. Revealed preferences by Arthur+B. · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And yet, when those pills hit the market, they will all line up to buy it. This poll reveals how people think in "far mode". People enter "far mode" when contemplating events they assume are unlikely or distant in the future... far more is selfless, idealistic. Put the pill under their nose and you'll get a very different reaction.

    How do I know? Old people don't massively take their own life, people overwhemingly chose treatment when facing cancer, etc.

    It's soothing to imagine one's to be comfortable with death, it makes the whole prospect less absurd and cruel. This is just a protective form of denial, unfortunately, death-ism seriously hampers anti-aging research.

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    1. Re:Revealed preferences by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      Old people don't massively take their own life, people overwhemingly chose treatment when facing cancer, etc.

      In most parts of America, choosing to end your own life instead of choosing treatment for a serious illness is complicated. There are a variety of pressures that push people towards life-prolonging treatment, from religious norms, to sentimental loved-ones, to laws preventing assisted suicide. In all these ways, people are made to feel uncomfortable with rejecting treatment. Its no coincidence that these treatments generate profits.

    2. Re:Revealed preferences by waveman · · Score: 1

      People are pretty bad at predicting what they will do in an unfamiliar situation.

      For example, people typically tell Financial Planners that they are long term investors and will happily ride out any temporary fluctuations. The reality is that the vast majority of the population have a time-frame of less than 15 months and will panic in the face of a 30% drawdown.

      Similarly most people say they would not have chemotherapy if they got cancer. However in the face of a real life-threatening illness, most people cling to life with everything they have.

      My observation is that most people say they do not want to live to an excessive age, but if they are healthy and not poverty-stricken and have a good social connection, they usually don't want to die just yet.

      We need to clearly distinguish extension of uhttp://science.slashdot.org/story/12/08/27/1757251/how-long-do-you-want-to-live#nhealthy old age, and extension and renewal of vitality and health. And of course if you are healthy and well, there is no reason to live in poverty - you could get a job.

    3. Re:Revealed preferences by waveman · · Score: 1

      Sorry an extraneous URL got pasted into the above post. It should read

      People are pretty bad at predicting what they will do in an unfamiliar situation.

      For example, people typically tell Financial Planners that they are long term investors and will happily ride out any temporary fluctuations. The reality is that the vast majority of the population have a time-frame of less than 15 months and will panic in the face of a 30% drawdown.

      Similarly most people say they would not have chemotherapy if they got cancer. However in the face of a real life-threatening illness, most people cling to life with everything they have.

      My observation is that most people say they do not want to live to an excessive age, but if they are healthy and not poverty-stricken and have a good social connection, they usually don't want to die just yet.

      We need to clearly distinguish extension of unhealthy old age, and extension and renewal of vitality and health. And of course if you are healthy and well, there is no reason to live in poverty - you could get a job.

    4. Re:Revealed preferences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your experiences differ from mine.

      The last thing my Grandmother ever said to me was "I hate this hanging on". She was unable to walk more than a few yards, and was in constant pain. She couldn't even chat to her friends, as they had all died.

      My father refused treatment for pneumonia. It gave him a way out.

      My mother in law is now barely capable of recognising her own children. She's now past the stage of being able to make the decision she would have made - because she once said "If I ever get like that put a pillow over my face".

      This is not a new problem, read about Tithonus.

    5. Re:Revealed preferences by geekoid · · Score: 1

      When those pill hit the market, I hope there is someway to prevent people who claimed they don't want to live forever from getting any.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    6. Re:Revealed preferences by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

      People don't have to take their own lives, those wonder pills you think are so awesome are the third leading cause of death in the US.

      "Anti-aging research" has nothing to do with the plethora of shit the medical community shoves down people's throats these days.

      The FDA doesn't even recognize a drug for that purpose.

  59. I'd like to live as long as women do by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

    Right now men, almost across the board in every country live 5 years less than women do. I'd like to see some work into determining why, and doing something about it.

    By almost every measure, men have higher incidents of disease, including cancer. Men represent 93% of workplace deaths in the US. Men represent 3/4 of suicides in the US. Somewhat unsurprisingly, the suicide rate seems to follow economic indicators - and suicide rates skyrocket after typical retirement ages (they don't for women.)

    It's one of the reasons I found all the hooplah about free benefits for women in Obama's healthcare overhaul to be very puzzling...until I realized it was a vote-buying gesture to kiss and make up with women voters in an election year, after he pissed them off with his abortion stance.

    1. Re:I'd like to live as long as women do by tilante · · Score: 2

      There's no need for research - we already know why. Men have a Y chromosome. The Y chromosome does not carry the same genes as the X, which means that men wind up with only one copy of some genes. That in turn renders men more susceptible to mutations of those genes, and diseases caused by those mutations.

      Further, men tend to be more aggressive and take more risks than women, and there's a good bit of evidence that this is genetic. Lastly, men in Western culture at least are more likely to lack a social support network, and many buy into the idea that "real men" don't talk about their feelings, don't try to get help with mental/emotional problems, etc. All of these things contribute to shorter average lifespans.

    2. Re:I'd like to live as long as women do by StormyWeather · · Score: 1

      We are biologically weaker. Sorry. You may or may not be a deity believer, but it's like god gave them an extra fiver for all the crap with menstruation.

    3. Re:I'd like to live as long as women do by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Actually, there's also a very high correlation among simians with relative lifespans and child-rearing duties, with the one species in which males do the majority of the child-rearing (bonobos I think) also having males with longer average lifespans than the females. So far as I know no mechanism has yet been found to explain this correlation, but there's probably some interesting research to be done there.

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  60. Not that long by Lucas123 · · Score: 2

    If all I'm going to be doing at 120 is sitting in a wheel chair, unable to remember what I had for breakfast with a catheter and colostomy bag attached to me, you can keep your attempts at immortality. While we've increased the average lifespan of people, I do not see a decrease in the symptoms which make us feel old -- arthritis, osteoporosis, etc... My grandmother died at 77 years old and she was very frail and unable to get around easily. My father died at 83, and spent the last five years of his life with a horrible back and having undergone multiple operations and treatments for various cancers. The very fact that these scientists are asking the question, "How old do you want to be" is very telling because it says, the older you live, the longer you'll have to deal with the ailments of old age.

    1. Re:Not that long by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 2

      If all I'm going to be doing at 120 is sitting in a wheel chair, unable to remember what I had for breakfast with a catheter and colostomy bag attached to me, you can keep your attempts at immortality.

      Sitting around all day seems to be many people's idea of utopia. Just throw in a snappy broadband connection and some clever marketers to re-package the catheter and colostomy bag as a high-tech innovation.

      As for remembering what you had for breakfast -- that is what Twitter is for.

    2. Re:Not that long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would still choose that if the alternative is the end of my consciousnesses.

    3. Re:Not that long by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "If all I'm going to be doing at 120 is sitting in a wheel chair, unable to remember what I had for breakfast with a catheter and colostomy bag attached to me, you can keep your attempts at immortality. "

      Why is that worse then rotting in a box, never any hope of being fixed?

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  61. Long enough to see Hugh Pickens link to every blog by turkeyfeathers · · Score: 1

    Should be about 67 years, at current rate.

  62. Bogus, misleading statistic by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    First off, there was a very high infant/toddler mortality rate. Eliminate the fact that people might have 6 babies, but only have 3-4 survive. Also factor in that we abort most babies that show signs of defects.

    And a much better statistic would be "what is avg lifespan" of those who live to see their 20th birthday. And I'd wager that graph would show a downturn from yesteryear.

    ***

    ANSWER: 600-900 sounds good to me.

    1. Re:Bogus, misleading statistic by geekoid · · Score: 1

      First off, the life expectancy has increased when taking people from 5 years of age instead of birth.

      " Also factor in that we abort most babies that show signs of defects."
      WTF? Stop lying.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  63. get to 100 and pull the plug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd be happy to live 10 100 or 120 and have had worked to 70 or 80. But the quality of life is real deal here. I want to be able to do the things I do now (50) at 100 or 120. I dont want to be like my bed ridden mother who cant remeber who I am. Let me be productive till 100 and then pull the plug. I'll sign up for that deal!!

  64. Pick savings by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    If I could choose I would choose "pick savings" moment of my life (analogous to pick oil) moment, so I can pass to my sons a maximum amount of inheritance.

    It's sad, but that is all that I can give them.

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    1. Re:Pick savings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      PEAK, not pick...

  65. The problem with science stories ... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    ... is: they don't even honour their own sciense.

    So what is the theoretical upper limit of life span? And how did you come to it?

    Considering that most microbes are immortal and live forever unless they die of starvation or get eaten?

    --
    Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
  66. The new 1% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hopefully I can afford to join the new 1%. I'm planning to live long enough to live forever.

  67. You and I are not in the big club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Memorable quotes for
    Looker (1981)
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082677/quotes

    "John Reston: Television can control public opinion more effectively than armies of secret police, because television is entirely voluntary. The American government forces our children to attend school, but nobody forces them to watch T.V. Americans of all ages *submit* to television. Television is the American ideal. Persuasion without coercion. Nobody makes us watch. Who could have predicted that a *free* people would voluntarily spend one fifth of their lives sitting in front of a *box* with pictures? Fifteen years sitting in prison is punishment. But 15 years sitting in front of a television set is entertainment. And the average American now spends more than one and a half years of his life just watching television commercials. Fifty minutes, every day of his life, watching commercials. Now, that's power."

    ##

    "The United States has it's own propaganda, but it's very effective because people don't realize that it's propaganda. And it's subtle, but it's actually a much stronger propaganda machine than the Nazis had but it's funded in a different way. With the Nazis it was funded by the government, but in the United States, it's funded by corporations and corporations they only want things to happen that will make people want to buy stuff. So whatever that is, then that is considered okay and good, but that doesn't necessarily mean it really serves people's thinking â" it can stupify and make not very good things happen."
    â" Crispin Glover: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000417/bio

    ##

    "It's only logical to assume that conspiracies are everywhere, because that's what people do. They conspire. If you can't get the message, get the man." â" Mel Gibson (from an interview)

    ##

    "We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." â" William Casey, CIA Director

    ##

    George Carlin:

    "The real owners are the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians, they're an irrelevancy. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They've long since bought and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the statehouses, the city halls. They've got the judges in their back pockets. And they own all the big media companies, so that they control just about all of the news and information you hear. They've got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want; they want more for themselves and less for everybody else.

    But I'll tell you what they don't want. They don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don't want well-informed, well-educated people capable of critical thinking. They're not interested in that. That doesn't help them. That's against their interests. They don't want people who are smart enough to sit around the kitchen table and figure out how badly they're getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago.

    You know what they want? Obedient workers people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork but just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, reduced benefits, the end of overtime and the vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it. And, now, they're coming for your Social Security. They want your fucking retirement money. They want it back, so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street. And you know something? They'll get it. They'll get it all, sooner or later, because they own this fucki

  68. Most people would have a conditional answer... by Picass0 · · Score: 2

    ...I know I certainly would. Do I get to live a long lifespan AND be healthy and relatively active? Or do I live a long and ultimately sad and sickly life? I don't want to become a burden on my family. But if I could be reasonably self sufficient then yes I'd sign up for a longer life.

    As a geek I would love to see the future just because I think for all of our human failings we will eventually make great strides as a society. I'd love to see the cityscapes and the exciting possibilities the world of tomorrow holds. Most of all I'd like to see us live in mutual respect and not manipulated by political and religious interests. If I could live 200 years perhaps I would see some pretty amazing changes.

    If I had a guarantee of 80 or 90 years I know I'd live long enough to see my children become parents. I'd get to see them as adults and see them grow into the confidence of middle age. I might even see my great-grandchildren, which would probably make me wish for more years.

    Most of all I want to be a support to my family, which means I at least need to be around until 65 or 70. To see my young children past the mistakes we all make as late teens and young adults, to be a safety net and a caring dad.

    Ultimately I'd be happiest if I could just do this job as well as my dad.

  69. Long enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think I want to be in this world longer than necessary. Too much B.S.

    And of course, I don't want doctors to get rich on my penny or right wingers to tell me I need to be hooked up to some machine until I am 150...

  70. Einstein and one other thing: a new law by Thorodin · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if it would make a difference if Einstein lived much longer. Most of his 'miraculous' accomplishments happened before he was 40 and he spent the rest of his life trying to find a unified field theory. I remember reading an article that said most scientific breakthroughs were done by people younger than 40. Assuming that if someone lives to be does not necessarily mean they will create or think up any more breakthroughs. As to the new law, remember reading about Godwin's law? Where, no matter the discussion, someone finally relates it to Nazi's? I think we need a new one concerning this debate between atheists and religious people. I suppose in this article one could make a reason for the relevancy of an afterlife (and rebuttals) but I've read some articles on /. where my reaction to a "Jesus is a myth" or "Jesus Saves" is a "WTF, does this have to do with the article?"

  71. I will let you know by cnaumann · · Score: 1

    People change. I doubt that 60% of 79-years-olds would opt for a lifespan of 80 years. On the other hand, twenty year olds are idiots. They probably think that 80 is impossibly old and cannot imagine that it is worth living beyond 80.

    I want to die when I am ready. I am not ready now. I probably won't be when I am 80. Put me down in the 'forever' catagory and I will let you know.

  72. cognitive health equally important by tverbeek · · Score: 2

    It isn't enough to be physically healthy. Setting side the questions of cost and availability, with artificial and transplanted parts plus current biochemistry we could already keep a person mostly-healthy beyond 100. But until/unless we can delay the natural cognitive decline that begins in late middle-age - which can't be fixed with a transplant or implant, or any known medical procedure - what's the point? Who wants to be fit enough to walk a mile to the store, but unable to remember the way home?

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    1. Re:cognitive health equally important by tricorn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why would you think mental fitness isn't part of what's being talked about? Of COURSE that has to be part of what it means. It's about eliminating aging, which includes mental decline as well as other health issues.

      So, the proper question is: how long do you want to live, in good physical and mental health?

      Sign me up for at least 500 years, please, then ask me again in 400.

    2. Re:cognitive health equally important by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Where are the breakthroughs that are delaying the onset of mental decline? Compared to the advances we've made in replacing joints and organs, and in fighting off illnesses such as cancers, anti-cognitive-aging medicine is getting nowhere.

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    3. Re:cognitive health equally important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, you'd be brain dead by then. Or something very close to it. But, uh, don't worry. When living forever through artificial parts becomes possible, we should probably be close/have already solved that question! I... hope...

      I mean, there has been things that have been completely unthinkable and unknown to us before, that nobody ever dreamed of. Traveling to the moon was just a dream until not so long ago, remaining in the minds of people for generations, yet a few days ago one of the few men to reach it died of what amounts old age. Progress comes! It just takes it's time.

  73. I'm ready to check out now by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    I'm 35, unmarried, no kids, no significant other. If I've not amounted to anything now, I probably won't. I'd still like to do something awesome though - I'd volunteer for a 1-way mars mission if they'd let me.
    Of course, my answer would change if I had kids.
    But I'm alright not doing any more good, I mean I don't do harm so the daily balance should be zero. And as for the harm I've done... well I've done what I can to atone for it, but it will never be the way it should have been. The wrongs I've done (few, and far between, but epic, at least to me) are ancient history, and to the ones that aren't, I'm sorry again.

    You don't have to fear death if you live your life as you should be living it, since there's nothing that needs fixing. And what can't be fixed, needs to be learned from and not repeated, but moved on from. It's good to right your wrongs, but not so much that you live int he past.

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    1. Re:I'm ready to check out now by rthille · · Score: 2

      Statistically, if you had kids you'd be less happy. According to my readings, if you want to be happier, devote more of your time to helping other, spending time with friends, learning new things, etc.

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    2. Re:I'm ready to check out now by Synesthes · · Score: 1

      I'm in the same boat as you.

      And so far on this topic, not one person has stated that they'd want to live SHORTER.

      I would. I'm a social introvert. Shy, self-conscious, without a spouse or kids. Another x hundred years of the same doesn't appeal to me in the slightest. In fact, another 20 - 30 doesn't really appeal to me.

  74. Three answers by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Serious answer: Until I'm too old to take care of myself.

    Half-serious answer: Until I turn senile or conservative, whichever comes first.

    Pure comedy answer: Old enough to keep kids off the lawn with a phaser set to "stun."

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    1. Re:Three answers by ZankerH · · Score: 1

      Serious answer: Long enough to see the last star in the observable universe burn out.

      Half-serious answer: Forever, if it turns out to be physically possible.

      Pure comedy answer: There's nothing comedic about ceasing to exist. I'd very much like to postpone it as far into the future as possible.

  75. What's the half-life of non-aging humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember seeing a calcuation based on actuarial data that the half-life of non-aging humans would be around 200,000 years. That is, 50% of a given immortal population would be killed by accident or sudden disease after around 200,000 years. Not bad if it's correct.

    1. Re:What's the half-life of non-aging humans? by ZankerH · · Score: 1

      For today's safety standards, yes. Once we recognise the fact that 150 thousand people ceasing to exist every day is, in effect, worse than any war or genocide we've ever witnessed and decide to do something about it, people just might live safer lives after realising practical immortality is within their grasp.

      Take extreme sports as an example. I've weighed the utility of living another 80 odd years against the probability of hitting the ground at terminal velocity, and decided I should try parachuting. If several million/billion objective years of my mind running perhaps thousands of times faster than today were at stake? Not a chance.

    2. Re:What's the half-life of non-aging humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except by definition, if you're immortal, it is impossible to kill you. Death does not exist for anyone who is immortal.

  76. Obviously! by neminem · · Score: 1

    I would want to live exactly as long as I could still be happy with the state I was in. If I get in a car accident tomorrow and wake up mostly-paralyzed and mentally retarded, I will hope my family has the smarts to just pull the plug and save themselves the prolonged grief, not to mention time and money. Conversely, if I'm 95 years old and still healthy, I hope to keep living until I'm not. If they came up with a miracle drug that let us live healthfully and actively until we were 300, I'd take it. If it let us live until we were 1000, I'd take it. If it let us live forever, assuming we could turn it off, I'd take it. (-Eventually- we might find ourselves bored of life, given truly infinite extensions, but I imagine I'd discover the finiteness of the supposedly-infinite miracle treatment before I felt like taking advantage of that.)

    Granted, once we had that, we'd have as a species a much harder time surviving without figuring out how to successfully terraform and colonize other planets, so that's just an added benefit, cause maybe it'd actually happen then.

  77. Only if we could get to other habitable planets... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    With a universe to move into, I don't think we'd have to worry too much about running out of resources, as we would on just one planet.

  78. I want to live forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am curious as to how the universe will end. I'm happy staying alive until then. Make it so.

  79. Until just before I die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until just before I die quickly. Heart attack isn't too bad, but there's the panic before you actually die and it can't be pleasant. Alzheimers would suck. A week or so a go, there was a news report of an 80 year old losing control of his motorcycle, getting flung 30 feet down a cliff and dying. There's some horror there; but the mere fact that he was 80 and riding tells me he knew how to get the most out of life.

    I'd really like to avoid a protracted knowledge phase about my impending death. We all know it's gonna happen; but the immediacy sucks. I don't want any of that, and if I do get "six months to live" or some crap like that, I'm totally applying for the 215 (medical marijuana) card.

  80. Holy crap by Overzeetop · · Score: 5, Insightful

    YOU, sir, need a hobby or three. Badly.

    Having reached my mid-40s, I've only begun to explore the things I'd like to do in my life. I find that I'm having to pare back all the interests I have because I just can't find the time for them all. I look at the time I have left and think, "shit, it's going to take me 2 years to complete this project, which means I'm going to be X old before I can even begin this next one."

    I've started worrying less about the cost of my endeavors and more about the time commitment. I can always make more money, but damnit I've only got another 20 great years left, another 10 or 15 mediocre ones, and - if I'm lucky - maybe 10 more to do some low intensity stuff while I look for "young" people willing to hang with the "old dudes in the home."

    It's a shame I can't buy 10 of the good years you have left, 'cause you sure aren't using them in any meaningful way, it seems.

    --
    Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
    1. Re:Holy crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in the mid-40s too and I've finished the things I'd like to do in my life. Say you start doing the things you want at the age of 18, what were you doing these past 25 years.

    2. Re:Holy crap by hot+soldering+iron · · Score: 1

      True. I watched my wife die in a hospital bed (they managed to resuscitate her) and it changed my whole outlook on life. I exercise, love my kids (biological and adoptive), drive a totally impractical little sports car, and try to enjoy my life every day. Because I know one thing. It will all change in the blink of an eye one day, and I want to live and enjoy my life as much as I can until that time comes. I don't want to "wait until X, so we can afford to do that". That day will never come. I've spent too much of my life "waiting".

      If you won't let yourself live, you're making yourself die.

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    3. Re:Holy crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a shame I can't buy 10 of the good years you have left, 'cause you sure aren't using them in any meaningful way, it seems.

      It's a shame making such a statement (and moding it up) doesn't guarantee a 10 year shortening of lifespan, for being a git.

    4. Re:Holy crap by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I've started worrying less about the cost of my endeavors and more about the time commitment. I can always make more money, but damnit I've only got another 20 great years left

      Ah, first world problems. Most of the people alive today, and probably a majority of those living in the US, aren't sure whether they'll be able to afford their next rent payment.

    5. Re:Holy crap by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      +1. Early 40s here and there's no time to do all the stuff I would like to do. Or when there's the time, there's no money. But even when there's no money, there's stuff to fill up the time.

      Perhaps it's not a hobby he needs. Hormone imbalance or depression maybe? (Not being insulting there, it's a genuine thought).

  81. Decreasing Marginal Benefit by jickerson · · Score: 1

    It amazes me that this question is even being asked when there are 8 African countries whose life expectancy is less than 45 years of age. Personally, I'd imagine that by the time I'm 80, I'd have gotten enough enjoyment out of life. Beyond that, I'd also think that the joy i'd get out of helping someone go from 45 years to 60-80 years would be greater than the marginal enjoyment of extending my own life to 120 years.

  82. you won't have to worry about it by plurgid · · Score: 0

    I'm going to go out on a limb and say that most of you who will read this are in more or less the same boat as me, which is to say, stealing the odd 10 minutes from "the man" from the comfort of your cube farm to opine on the intarnetz about stuff. You would be somewhere between 25 and 45 and you will be making slightly above average yearly salary wherever you live, which is probably in the United States.

    If this describes you, you need to understand one thing: THIS WILL NEVER BE A PROBLEM FOR YOU.

    no matter what drugs are discovered, no matter what new surgical techniques are developed, no matter what technologies come along. You are about to get massively fucked when it comes to healthcare, and the sole reason is BECAUSE it's privatized. Right now you can get decent medical care because you are riding on the wake of one of the most massive population booms in the history of mankind ... and guess what ... those people are going to be dying, but the medical-industrial complex is doing what EVERY business does when there's a boom ... act like it's going to continue forever.

    There is a medical industry bubble, just like there was a savings & loan bubble, and a tech bubble, and a housing bubble, and a mortgage backed securities bubble, and it WILL bust, right when you and I are about to start needing it the most.

    marinate on that.

    1. Re:you won't have to worry about it by StormyWeather · · Score: 1

      There is only a bubble because the government pumps money into the industry. Pull government out of medicine all together and it would deflate hella fast. People would just die instead of spending the loot they don't have. The more government gets into medicine the more of a bubble it will be because they have a printer with a lot of green ink to inflate it. Much more than the private sector has.

      It's not a pretty answer, but it's true.

  83. Head in a Jar by ldobehardcore · · Score: 2

    Bill Clinton's Head in a Jar: "Hey, sugar cookie. You know, legally, nothing I can do counts as sex anymore."
    Gerald Ford's Head in a Jar: "I apologise for his rudeness, ma'am. He gets this way around meaty-looking women."

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  84. Background radiation by Stiletto · · Score: 1

    Regardless of whatever medical and biotech breakthroughs we develop, Earth's background radiation gives our bodies a hard limit at about 4000 years or so.

    1. Re:Background radiation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regardless of whatever medical and biotech breakthroughs we develop, Earth's background radiation gives our bodies a hard limit at about 4000 years or so.

      Did you just pull this tidbit out of your ass yourself or did someone help you?

    2. Re:Background radiation by rthille · · Score: 1

      Huh? What's the background radiation have to do with it? Surely "whatever biotech breakthroughs" would include dna and cell repair.

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    3. Re:Background radiation by Immerman · · Score: 1

      How so? I've never heard such claims before, and even if they're true of humans today there are things like water bears that are far more radiation tolerant than we are, to the point of being able to survive prolonged periods of unshielded exposure to space and then repair the genetic damage done while inert once they reanimate in a more hospitable environment - there's no reason to think we couldn't eventually graft such self-repair mechanisms into our own biology. After all we only isolated DNA ~60 years ago, and we're already at the point of creating completely new (bacterial) genomes from scratch - imagine what we'll be able to do with/to it once we've been working with it for 60x as long.

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  85. With or without Alzheimer's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People already live too long. While the average life-span approaches 100, the body still quickly loses its functions after 70. That's why our children will all be employed in taking care of the elderly, while automated factories churn out plastic toys. An example: Finland is considering legislating that there must be a minimum of 0.7 caretakers per inmate in senior homes. Currently 20% of Finns are over 70.

    No point in increasing our life-expectancy unless youthfulness can be extended accordingly.

    Personally, I think I saw everything I needed to see by the time I turned 30. I definitely have no interest whatsoever to become old.

  86. The Catch-22 answer by Erbo · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Like Yossarian in Catch-22, I plan to live forever, or die trying.

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  87. How long would I want to live, in what condition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you could keep my body young, perhaps a few years younger than I am now, I would like to live many hundreds of years. The question I would like to see posed to those who would choose this is one about what they would do with it.

    I for one would slow down my education. Explore more things. Study languages. Spend some more time in my current line of work. Rather than overwhelm myself so soon with my everlasting desire to enter medicine.

  88. Unlimited is a long time by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    But limited lifespan because of boredom? I mean, have you *seen* this world we live in? ....about to last you thousands of years

    Ok, what do you do after 10 thousands years then, or 1 million, 1 billion? Unlimited is longer than you seem to think. The question really becomes will the world produce enough new interesting people/places/things to see to stop you from getting bored. This will depend strongly on how many different things you find interesting. Some people seem to get bored within their current allotment of years others could probably go far longer...but if you live forever it is the rate of production of new things that is the important factor.

  89. Inmortality is the solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually to everything, including hunger and overpopulation. Just procreate and eat your children. Ask Greek gods, they knew their stuff.

  90. One of the best lines from B5... by Wraithlyn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We've lived too long, seen too much. To live on, as we have, is to leave behind joy, love, and companionship because we know it to be transitory; of the moment. We know it will turn to ash.

    Only those whose lives are brief can believe that love is eternal. You should embrace that remarkable illusion. It may be the greatest gift your race has ever received.

    -Lorien (Babylon 5, "Into the Fire")

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    1. Re:One of the best lines from B5... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The only problem is that this is a fictional character, created by an author who'll age and die before 100 like the rest of us. We don't know what a real immortal being would say after thousands of years of life, and we won't find out until we try.

      And I don't see why not, either. Dying is the easy part, there are plenty ways out if you get bored.

    2. Re:One of the best lines from B5... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've lived too long, seen too much. To live on, as we have, is to leave behind joy, love, and companionship because we know it to be transitory; of the moment. We know it will turn to ash.

      Only those whose lives are brief can believe that love is eternal. You should embrace that remarkable illusion. It may be the greatest gift your race has ever received.

      -Lorien (Babylon 5, "Into the Fire")

      I love Babylon 5, but it is a work of fiction, not a moral code of truth. Grow up! That entire argument is made up. Anyway have you ever seen an old friend after a decade being apart? Can you imagine what it would be like after a millenium? I don't know about you but I could live to be a million and still not know and experience all the things I want to. I wouldn't want to be stuck working in the same job for hundreds, thousands or more years. Granted kids grow up, relationships fall apart. That doesn't mean we all want to die.

    3. Re:One of the best lines from B5... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only a billionaire can say "the rich" should pay more. Mind your own business, I want to live forever.

    4. Re:One of the best lines from B5... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i doubt people living for thousands of years would be much different than people are now. memories only maintain the feeling of continuity for a certain number of years; things before that feel like they were actions of a former self, becoming more and more vague as life goes on. with thousands of years of life, it would be easy to learn a skillset thoroughly, forget it almost completely, and have to learn it all over again. replay value for entertainment media would also be boosted accordingly, so it's unlikely that anyone would ever be "bored" if he isn't bored already in the present and things continue as they are for him.

    5. Re:One of the best lines from B5... by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      I just thought it was a cool quote that echoed the "dying is what makes us real" sentiment in the post I was replying to. Certainly not trying to "prove" some universal truth with a fictional story, good grief! ;)

      And besides which, obviously, if you were immortal, you'd occupy yourself by individually insulting every sentient being in the galaxy in alphabetical order. This has been clearly established. (Adams, Douglas. c1982)

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    6. Re:One of the best lines from B5... by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

      Dude, I watched that episode like three days ago.

  91. I want to live until... by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    ... I am no longer capable of wiping my own ass, or stuff comes out of it without my knowledge or consent, whichever comes first.

  92. what about starting to work at 30 after years in s by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    what about starting to work at 30 after years in school and still have to take 1-2 years on the jobs to learn stuff that your POST PHD did not tech you.

  93. Life expectancy != longevity by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    Life expectancy has nothing to do with longevity. A hundred years ago plenty of people lived past 80. Even many cavemen lived to 80. The reason life expectancy is under 50 is not because people now magically survive past 50 due to medicine or whatever, but because fewer children die in the first year. Decreasing infant mortality increases life expectancy at birth, but does not let you live longer. The sooner you understand this, the sooner you'll stop bringing up life expectancy increase as evidence that people are living longer.

  94. Good for space travel by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Good for space travel let say you have a long trip then living longer can be a big boost.

    1. Re:Good for space travel by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      Hibernation would be a far better and easier to achieve this boost.
      You know hard hard it would be to pack enough food for a 3 hundred year voyage with a fully functioning crew would be? What about air and water?
      And even if you where immortal, you could still go insane. Imagine 300 years spent in a small tin box surrounded by a black void and only the same small group of people to talk to.

      Does not matter how long they were programmed to live naturally, I doubt anyone would make it alive past a few decades.

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  95. I'll take one "immortality" pill if you please! by The+Real+Dr.+Video · · Score: 1

    Doesn't seem like a question at all to me... My investments would continue to compound, surely outgrowing my daily monetary needs. Why not live forever? If you could be healthy (surely a part of an indefinite lifespan) you could always find ways to amuse yourself. How long would it take to read every book? Attend every available University course to expand your knowledge? Learn every language? Try every position in the Kama Sutra with different partners? Would you saturate your healthy brain eventually? I don't think so. Why not get involved in a 500 year project like terraforming Mars? When you were done you could work on building the RingWorld (ala Larry Niven) to ensure enough living space. Perhaps you would prefer a Dyson sphere around our sun or another nearby star? Don't have the technology? Work on it for a few hundred years until it's perfected. With a long view there are many things you could do that just seem too grand when you only have 80 years to work on them. Our unfortunately short human lifespans (and tendency to waste that time) are holding us back from the great (and perhaps horrible) things we could achieve.

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    1. Re:I'll take one "immortality" pill if you please! by neminem · · Score: 1

      "How long would it take to read every book?" If everyone else got the immortality pill too, I would hazard a guess, infinitely long, cause you'd have a growing, potentially unbounded number of writers to read the works of as time went on, too. (Plus, I find it enjoyable rereading a particularly good book I've read after even a year or two; imagine reading a book you hadn't read for centuries. It'd probably be pretty new to you again.)

      (I like books. :p)

  96. Cue: Born to Be Kings by RobertLTux · · Score: 2

    im sure that if a subset of the population became Immortal there would be fights between them

    Note to Police if you hear "There can Be Only One!" from somebody Use a Shotgun (and aim for the Head)

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    1. Re:Cue: Born to Be Kings by fredprado · · Score: 1

      And if the target dies it is proven that he was one of these pesky immortals. :)

  97. Oasis said it best: "Live Forever..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2poqYvWsyU

    "I think you're the same as ME (we see things they'll NEVER see) - you & I? We're gonna live forever..."

    * Great tune - says it all for me...

    APK

    P.S.=> Best tune that band (a great one) EVER did... apk

  98. My Son, You are failing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm so sorry, my dear Jim.

    You're not helping your fellow man out of love but in the misguided idea that you are appeasing Me. Until you help your fellow man out of love and compassion - all people regardless of creed, race, sexual preference, or political beliefs - you will not enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

    Yours;

    Jesus.

    1. Re:My Son, You are failing. by jimshatt · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what bothers me slightly about Christians. I know quite a few and most of them are really nice. But there's always this uncanny feeling that they are only being nice because they have to, not because they want to. OTOH, if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it probably is a duck...

  99. Too many factors by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

    There are way too many factors, I could argue for and against every option.

    Basically, with today's society 80 years is about tops. Now, if we advanced as a species to something resembling Earth during ST:TNG's time frame, that would make me want to push 200 years.

    Now, don't get me wrong, I really love my wife... but being married for 150+ years, I might take my life before "old age" got to me.

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  100. To fear death is to fear life. by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    There is no magical, right, number.
    As long as you live long enough to become a physical adult with a few years to accomplish something, than artificially extending life past that point is just selfish and immoral.
    I am with Einstein on this one.

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    1. Re:To fear death is to fear life. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      So all humans should do is have kids? If you are 20 would you except a life saving medical procedure? 30? 50?

      In this matter, Einstein was wrong.

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  101. Married with children....death is sweet release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I go another 15 years that will be long enough.

    My kids will be adults by then, I'll have enough savings that my wife could live comfortably for the next 20-30 years if she so chooses. Assuming the kids haven't been thrown in jail or gotten pregnant I'll have done my job and deserve a rest.

    I don't see my responsibility ending until the day I keel over so no need to prolong it.

  102. the limits of living forever by PJ6 · · Score: 1

    Forget the practical hurdles of bio engineering or the heat death of the universe. Say you can exist forever.

    Model your mind as a finite state machine. Given enough time - prodigious as this may be - you will eventually experience all possible states and start to wrap around to previous ones. Even unbounded, you, as a thinking entity, remain finite, and finite remains effectively death.

    The only escape from this unbound death is to change and grow the mind in some physical way. Say you can also do this indefinitely. This is also effectively death, since what you were will no longer exist.

    Or perhaps you, now being effectively infinite in both time and space, can remember your original states and play them again and again. Sort of like a broken record, an infinite jest.

    1. Re:the limits of living forever by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Except the human mind will have forgotten he old states it had been in, so it would be new to you.

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  103. I vote Aubrey de Grey, SENS and the Mprize by nerd1024 · · Score: 1

    If we want longevity and regenerative life exstension, we need to support Aubrey de Grey's SENS project and also the Mprize projects. imageine we could take any old person and make them younger....(there are many rich OLD billionairs out there and soon to be old billionairs too) We need to take some of the MANY Billions of dollars wasted each and every day on the world's militaries and fund massive R&D crash projects (biotech/nanotech) to reverse aging in the next 5 to 10 years instead of th enext next 40 years... Nnanotech assemblers/dissasemblers and related tech will let you make and recycle any item, fix yourself (no more diseases, aging) without govenment assistance...and also enabel governments everywhere provide decent healthcare/items to their citizens (whatever your prefference), no more "artificial scarcity".!!!!

  104. ~60 years by Nyder · · Score: 1

    I don't know about most you peeps, but i'm not getting out of my 60's. I have no desire to be old.

    I come from a family that lives well into the 80's, and have decent health, but screw getting that old.

    Even if they made advancements where I don't have poop in a diaper, I'm just not down.

    I am not getting out of my 80's, short of putting my brain in some robotic/cyborg/android body. That would be okay.

    Then again, i do not have stupid religious beliefs about an afterlife. Much like everything else on this earth, when I die, i will get recycled back into the universe. Works for me.

    Anyways, i got about 20 years left, so i'm going to enjoy my time i got left smoking this weed, and playing video games. (yes, my goals and needs are simple).

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  105. It's not true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Life expectancy at birth for American males is (as of 2010) 75.6, for females 80.8, an average of 78.2. Trying to pump it up to 80 is just a feeble attempt to make the US look like a first world country, rather than slightly worse than Chile.

  106. Die of boredom? Not with VR! by Radtastic · · Score: 1

    Along with the technology to extend our lives - with vitality- we will also develop perfect VR technology.

    So even if you live long enough to explore every nook and cranny of the known universe, there will always be new VR experiences to keep me from getting bored.

    I'll sign up for "as long as I'm happy", thank you very much.

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  107. Romanticism by destroygbiv · · Score: 1

    I think that there is a certain romanticism to people saying they're okay with death. I think that if you're cool with dying at 80, or 120, or whatever, that really you just don't grasp the enormity of it.

  108. Didn't read the article by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

    Didn't even read the summary.
    My knee-jerk answer to the question was:
    As long as
    1) I'm a productive member of my society
    2) I more or less enjoy myself
    3) I can pass a Turing test (or some other generic boundary to establish a minimum sentience)

    Given those three criteria, I'd be set for a very long life. I don't think that would stretch forever. Even given eternal youth, I'm bound to go crazy on a murderous rampage (see #1), or get super-emo-depressed (see #2). Given eternity, you run into chaos theory, so all sorts of things are on the table. Realistically though, I would rather not be some doped up grandpa in a vegetative state. But right now I WANT to live a good life forever.

  109. Re:what about starting to work at 30 after years i by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

    That sounds great, in a world where kids are dropping out of high school at 15. In a utopia that'd be good, in the real world we'd just have people being unemployed more.

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  110. What if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be ok for me to live for another 500 years, but what if Oprah, Seinfeld, Cosby and others live for as long, and stay on TV. Good lord how boring.

  111. Against the Fall of Night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Against the Fall of Night is an excellent book regarding how a future where you can live forever and materialize anything you want is ultimately boring and redundant. I guess I would feel that way after perhaps 10 thousand years. But I would like to live young a healthy for 1000. I would every 100 years restart my life in a new culture. I think that would be fantastic.

  112. 42 ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I go past 42 with my amphetamine usage and general lack of sleep I will be happy. But if Paul Erds is an indication I could live to 83 !

    1. Re:42 ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf o~ is iso-latin-1 why did slash eat it ?

  113. There is only one choice by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    Forever. I'm enjoying shit too much to want to be limited to 80 or even 150 years.

  114. I want to live until I'm 75 by ozduo · · Score: 0

    because that's when my money runs out!

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  115. Confusing Life Expectancy vs Life Span by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From wikipedia:

    "Life expectancy is often confused with life span to the point that they are nearly synonyms; when people hear 'life expectancy was 35 years' they often interpret this as meaning that people of that time or place had short life spans.[71] One such example can be seen in the In Search of... episode "The Man Who Would Not Die" (About Count of St. Germain) where it is stated "Evidence recently discovered in the British Museum indicates that St. Germain may have well been the long lost third son of Rákóczi born in Transylvania in 1694. If he died in Germany in 1784, he lived 90 years. The average life expectancy in the 18th century was 35 years. Fifty was a ripe old age. Ninety... was forever."
    This ignores the fact that the life expectancy generally quoted is the at birth number which is an average that includes all the babies that die before their first year of life as well as people that die from disease and war. The genetics of humans and rate of aging were no different in preindustrial societies than today, but people frequently died young because of untreatable diseases, accidents, and malnutrition. Many women did not survive childbirth, and individuals who reached old age were likely to succumb quickly to health problems.
    It can be argued that it is better to compare life expectancies of the period after adulthood to get a better handle on life span.[72] Even during childhood, life expectancy can take a huge jump as seen in the Roman Life Expectancy table at the University of Texas where at birth the life expectancy was 25 but at the age of 5 it jumped to 48. Studies like Plymouth Plantation; "Dead at Forty" and Life Expectancy by Age, 1850–2004 similarly show a dramatic increase in life expectancy once adulthood was reached."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_expectancy

  116. 640K,600K,500K,400K,...100K,... 100?? by jobdrb · · Score: 1

    Well, some Galatic event will occurs, the only way you could survive is to you think that exist live after death in some different way.

  117. A healthy, productive, enjoyable life + a few more by davidwr · · Score: 1

    When my body gets to the equivalent of today's average 80-90 year old's, then it's time to measure my remaining life in terms of a decade, two at most. Ditto if civilization collapses or life otherwise becomes more or less permanently un-enjoyable.

    The other concerns, like boredom, overpopulation, etc. are only a problem if everyone else chooses to live a long life. If everyone else dies before 150 and I'm in good health until 1000 or 10,000, then it won't be a problem.

    What would I do with the last few years of life? Watch the world go by, relax, and possibly write my memoirs. Not that anyone will read them, but hey.

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  118. as long as it takes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think of life expectancy like when I want to paint a picture...

    Life expectancy would be the size of the surface to paint on...

    I would prefer to have a big surface . The biggest. But knowing that I would use a very little portion.
    In an unexperienced way, I need so much to feel free to use just what I need. No more, nor less.

    I guess that there should come a day when humanity would live forever.
    But surely, that day, everybody is going to live a risky life as a free choice...

  119. Do I get my 30 year-old body and brain? by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    I ask because I consider myself healthiest in mind and body at about 30. So the issue is are we talking about living a really long time but continue to age or do we get our "physical" age stopped at 30. If it's the former maybe not that long since your body breaks down, you get senile etc. However if I got to keep living and got to do so with a body that stayed in good condition I don't see any reason not to go on for as long as possible.(I could continue to work, learn, pick up new hobbies. I'd have a lot of time to have a lot more fun.)

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  120. Lifespan by hackus · · Score: 1

    Human beings are not worth the value of life beyond the current average as cited to be about 80 years of age.

    Immaturity is rampant, particulalrly the responses to some of these questions such as saving the planet, too many people etc. Even the lifetimes people currently have, which are not life extended at all, are filled with greed, disdain and destruction on a global scale with wars preoccupying a large populace while they watch American Idol on T.V.

    People of this age want to be coddled. They want everything to be a sure thing. So they convince themselves to live in slavery in the service of others in exchange for a safe, boring and intellectually feeble might I add life. They lack the vision to see above their own self righteousness, vision which if they would take a moment to realize would solve most of the problems of the human spirit.

    Along those lines of the human spirit things seem to be broken. Thousands of years have gone by, civilizations rise, and they fall into a murky blackness of amnesia. Each age remembers the last not with books, because each age burns those. Not with great works of art, because each age destroys that too but leaves the mentions of them in a few fragments.

    No, each age forgets and only remembers the stories of the past in fables and scattered remnents of "superstitious nonsense" of once being able to fly, flying to the moon or even predicting the signs in the heavens.

    This age will be no different and when it all ends, perhaps human beings will just go away. Remembered as a species caught in a tiresome loop of destruction and finally, brought to rest in extinction to find peace and give the Universe some peace of mind.

    -Hack

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  121. Surviving the stars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would be crushed if I ever saw my cherished stars falling out of the heavens.

    How much of a marksman could Orion still be after having his right shoulder go nova?

    Just what sort of a swan would Cygnus be without a head?

    Between stellar drift and running outta gas our future sky ends with one bloody greek tragedy after another. One which could only be averted by making up new characters instead of torturing the old.

    Whether a new person or an old person invents the new characters the important thing is that it gets done. If people ever find a way to reverse bit rot in our dna and spring cleaning to keep us young forever that would be just swell.

  122. you've heard of Christian Hell? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Pain for eternity maybe based on a naughty few hours of life.

    Or a more existential Hell: a brief glimpse of God at Judgment. Then living only with yourself for the rest of eternity knowing what you missed.

  123. No one lives forever, no one! by fsck1nhippies · · Score: 0

    But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?

  124. YOur depressed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your depressed, go see your physician.

  125. Marvin said it best. by Plankman42 · · Score: 1

    "The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million: they were the worst, too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that, I went into a bit of a decline." - Marvin the Paranoid Android

  126. I'll start with 1,000 years and take it from there by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    I'll start with 1,000 years and take it from there, one day at a time. That has been my plan all along.

    The other question is how long are people willing to be useful. This idea of retiring to a life of play is a modern absurdity. People used to work all their lives. Retirement is a very new concept. If you're going to live a lot longer then plan on working a lot longer. The good news is you should get good enough that you can better choose what you work at, accumulate resources to do interesting things, etc.

    All play and no work makes Jack and Jill very dull indeed.

  127. Some resources on life extension by waveman · · Score: 1

    Like a lot of things, there are some ideas that take some getting used to, that can even seem counter-intuitive. And often our immediate emotional reactions differ from our views after a we have had time to digest some information and to think about the topic.

    Aubrey de Grey on how and why life extension
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB2LfJjAI9o

    Interview
    http://80000hours.org/blog/42-living-to-1000-an-interview-with-aubrey-de-grey

    Life extension escape velocity concept
    http://www.plosbiology.org/article/info:doi/10.1371/journal.pbio.0020187

    Book "Ending Aging"
    http://www.amazon.com/Ending-Aging-Rejuvenation-Breakthroughs-Lifetime/dp/0312367074/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1346107641&sr=8-1&keywords=aubrey+de+grey

  128. At what level of quality? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

    When I was 40 I got up in the morning and ran 2 miles every day. It was great.

    I am 62 right now and I'm enjoying life quite a bit however I have slowed down and no longer run in the morning because it hurts my joints.

    My father is 86 and is suffering from mild dementia and and severe arthritis. His wife of 60 years is gone.

    If this is the trajectory I certainly wouldn't want to live to 120.

    However if the trajectory were to be the current decline only stretched out I'd go for 120. Maybe 150.

    1. Re:At what level of quality? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Eventually those problem will be fixable. So it might suck for a couple of decades, but once they are fixed you're good to go. Once you are dead, well then that's it. No changing your mind.

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  129. Hard to separate "me" from "everybody". by rbrander · · Score: 1

    The question is asked in isolation, as if you could make me The Highlander or something. (My favourite line on that is from the last of those movies, where one 400-year-old lady complains about "the unending sameness of it all" - not bored enough for suicide, but still, pretty bored).

    In practice, it's hard to see how it could happen for me without happening to everybody. And THAT presents some problems:

    - growing up micromanaged by your parents, grandparents, great-grandparents, great-great grandparents...ad infinitum. Or at least, ad nauseam.

    - financial system has to be completely reworked. As it is, you can work for as little as 30 years and, if diligent and cheap, save up enough that the interest alone can provide food/clothing/shelter at least. So, without changes, everybody works for 30 years and loafs for 300...or 3000? Less than 1% of society at work? We'll need the Singularity to turn us into Iain Banks' "Culture" first so AI does everything and nobody really has to work.

    - Speaking of culture, it would never change. How exactly would you bump aside those multi-centurians from positions of power in which they would constantly oppose all change? And science is part of culture - remember Niels Bohr's opinion that new ideas don't really defeat the old, the proponents of the old ideas just die off. Change would become glacial as kids are raised by the nine generations before them, with very old values...and go on to propagate those centuries-old values for centuries more.

    Speaking of The Culture, there's a moving scene in Bank's Culture novel, "Look to Windward" of a citizen choosing to, if not die, become a disembodied and unconscious mind in storage with instructions to wake him up in time for the Heat Death of the Universe....or reincarnate him as an especially nubile cheerleader if his ball team ever wins the big Cup. (The host of the ceremony remarks that the Heat Death is more likely to happen first). An astonished tourist is surprised to see a citizen who could be kept young and healthy in a fantastically diverse and rich Culture forever choosing to fade away. His response is that, after 400 years, he's done all he can enjoy, that even seeing new and amazing things has gotten routine.

    Having toured a lot of Europe and reached the stage where one more goddam Bourbon palace or one more goddam mighty cathedral mostly makes my feet hurt at the thought of trudging through them....the variances between them being fairly minor unless you're really into history and architecture...I can at least imagine that happening with everything once you're talking about a number of really well-filled-in centuries.

    Between that factor, and the societal issues I mention at top, I think "a few centuries" - leaving the definition of "a few" up to the individual taste, is probably it for individuals and certainly for human society. Both were designed around a certain environment, and while there's lots of give and overdesign in both systems, there is not an infinite amount of stretch in the designs. At some point, most people would realize one day that they were *trying* to think up new travels, new relationships, new hobbies, new fields of study...and had been doing so for as long as they could remember; and a sense of desperation would set in.

    1. Re:Hard to separate "me" from "everybody". by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "- growing up micromanaged by your parents, grandparents, great-grandparents, great-great grandparents...ad infinitum. Or at least, ad nauseam."
      what an odd thing. I don't think that's rea;;y a practical problem. You cna only have so many people managining something.

      "- financial system has to be completely reworked." Some would, most wouldn't need to be.
      The problems you list would probably be a driver for better robotics.

      "- Speaking of culture, it would never change."
      Of course it would.

      Long term? I would set my goal on space travel.
      There is a lot of hard and interesting work in both the technical and public arena to keep one busy for a long while. And when you are done, you will have someplace truly new to go to.

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  130. Simple by PPH · · Score: 1

    Stop modding me down.

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  131. Isn't US life expectancy down? by Kittenman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sorry to mention it, but isn't the fact that the average American glutting on fast-food, doesn't exercise and is a workaholic moving the life expectancy down? I remember hearing that the current generation will be the first one for a while to live longer than its children. And I know ... citation needed.. and here it is
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/aug/13/usa.ewenmacaskill
    and here http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/special/nation/life-expectancy-map/?hpid=z3

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  132. Why the silly assumption... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    ...that a very long life means a very long period of infirmity?
    The "infirmities of old age" are what kill old people. The only we are going to be able to substantially extend lifespans is by eliminating them.

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    Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
  133. As long as I can by Ambassador+Kosh · · Score: 1

    There is so much to learn in the universe. Even if I lived a million years there would still be more to learn, more to find, more to figure out and more fun to have.

    I want to completely get rid of all my organic parts and turn myself into a robot to explore and learn. I really don't care if anyone else wants to do it I just want to have the option available for that that do want to. As an initial step you could build a robot body with a brain life support system. Once we learned how to rebuild the brain out of better components you could replace that also.

    Why would anyone want to die when there is so much to learn? Look at nanotechnology that we are just scratching the surface of? Imagine what we will learn to do over the next hundred years with that? How about over the next thousand? How about once we get spaceflight and you can start exploring other planets. Imagine all the stuff you would see on various planets.

    Even if you had to travel at speeds slower than light you could do it. Worse case you could hook yourself into a VR world so you could move around, learn, play games etc while the ship traveled.

    Life is far too exciting to want to leave it, the only problem with growing old is your physical body and brain deteriorating, lets fix that and not have the problem anymore. If you decide you want to die then go for it, I am sure there are a lot of fun ways to go. Think of doing an atmospheric reentry skydive cannonball into the ocean. You would die with a huge adrenaline rush.

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  134. 70 is enough by slacka · · Score: 1

    Seriously 60 or 70 is enough for me. My grandpa is 90, but so many problems to deal with. He's the man, but by 70, just stick a fork in me and call it a day. He's lived a hard life, orphan in the depression, fighter pilot in WW2, and still going strong. Me, I've had it good, but I don't see the point in fighting. Don't want to deal with all the pain and suffering at the end. Just a nice quite sleep, when I'm done contributing to this world.....

  135. Pretty Much Any Time by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    I'm happy with my life as it stands. If I had a heart attack at this very moment, I'd be content with how things went. I've had a pretty good run, accepted my limitations and my mortality and am ready to check out whenever fate decides my number's up. I'm going to have as much fun as I can until that happens.

    I don't believe in any sort of afterlife, so from my point of view the universe ends when my life does. Since the universe is ending, nothing will remain that has any memory of me, so not only will I cease to exist when I die, I will cease ever to have existed. Since I not only do not believe in life after death but also in life before death, I'm athiester than you.

    I also have a policy to treat any illusory experience as real given the lack of any evidence to the contrary, so I'll enjoy it until I cease ever to have existed. However long that turns out to be.

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:Pretty Much Any Time by slacka · · Score: 1

      +1

  136. Even if I became a zombie.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....I would want to last as long as possible until they can find a cure. I want to be immortal before I care about what I'll be like with all of the old-age symptoms because eventually someone will cure whatever ails me, or maybe I'll just evolve my own cure, or everyone will be extinct.

    There is no purpose in death, whether you believe in Heaven/Hell, reincarnation, or nothing at all, those are all just an ending. This life is all that matters, whether it has meaning or not. To continue living is the only purpose of life, and the only one that ever mattered.

  137. Active and mentally fit + 30 days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I can't walk around the walmart or have my mental faculties, I'd like 30 days longer. No more.

    Mom has been living about 4 yrs since that time. She has a "let-die" clause where she lives. Do not call emergency services. She has lived an extremely full life and has conveyed that to all of her descendents.

    Dad had multiple surgeries a year before his death from cancer. He had 6 months of relative health post-op and fulfilled some lifetime dreams. Then he got sick again. Eventually he died of starvation. It was too painful to eat, so he stopped. 4 weeks later, he died. It was a terrible death even with all the morphine for pain. We don't have assisted suicide where he was living. His death as inhumane. It was just under a year of suffering for him AND all of us. Seems strange that a pet can be put to sleep, but not a loved one with terminal cancer electing no more treatments. His death was terrible, especially for Mom.

    A brother-in-law feel and broke his neck at the C2. He was still "alive", but only with all the machines. No brain activity at all. 2 days later, my sister did the toughest thing should could and had all the machines turned off. His sisters wanted the machines on forever - ignorant people suck. He daughter and son both agreed with my sister. Education makes a huge difference.

    I'd like to die 30 days after I can't take care of myself. My family doesn't need to suffer any longer than that. If there's no hope of a mental recovery, 3 days would be better. No need for my family to suffer more than that.

  138. Re:Wrong question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what have you done with roman_mir? that entire comment had not one snippy comment about the government ruining lives, or the ability of ron paul to save everyone from themselves and grant eternal happiness. clearly, you are not roman_mir - what have you done with him?

  139. I'm suicidal by Shemmie · · Score: 2

    You insensitive clod.

  140. For ever. by elucido · · Score: 1

    I want to see everything I can as many good things as I can and experience as many good things as I can for as long as possible.
    Fuck dying.

  141. when do I want to die? by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    Not today. Ask me again tomorrow.

  142. -100 years old. by antdude · · Score: 1

    Life sucks. :P

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  143. People not willing to live forever are pussies. by denzacar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Godforbid, they'd have to take responsibility for future consequences of their actions, or endure the pain of changes in the world around them.

    There is only one correct answer.
    As long as I can!

    --
    Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
  144. Most people still don't believe... by mesri · · Score: 1

    I'll bet that most people who answer 80 or 120 years don't really believe that it will ever be possible to live longer than that -- I find that most people have a hard time making an honest evaluation of the desirability of something that they honestly think isn't going to happen. As the technology gets closer, and more people start to seriously think it could happen, I expect a lot more people will want it.

  145. How long do I want to live? by unitron · · Score: 1

    Long enough to see how it all turns out.

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    I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

  146. Bicentennial dude... by redzwyld · · Score: 1

    I dare say that the idea of downloading my brain and consciousness to a hard drive and living in an ever upgrading state of android/robot really gives me a semi. I've always wanted to see the edge of the world. I wonder what an extra 200 years of existence would do for my paradigms and philosophies.

  147. Life, the lesson by terbo · · Score: 1

    I'd say getting to see my grand kids would be the ultimate.
    Telling them a few of the things I had seen first hand.

    Beyond that, immortality seems silly, some come here
    to learn lessons, but want to stay in school, apparently.

    Health and longevity have been simple, good thoughts,
    good diet, good exersize, and good company.

    --
    If you're interested in facts I'll tell you what they are and I'll give you sources - Chomsky on The Big Idea
  148. Anywhere from 80-100 by p51d007 · · Score: 0

    80-100 is about right. You live long enough to see your children (if you have any), grow up and have children of their own. You get to experience a whole LOT of things in your lifetime. I remember when my grandfather passed away at the age of 99 in 1991. Towards the end, he would get mad if someone said "hey you are almost 100 years old". He didn't want to live to 100...he didn't know anyone other than our immediate family. Still as alert as ever, he still walked about 1/2 mile a day from "the old folks home" to "the beer joint" (as he called it) to have a cold beer. I saw him last on Christmas in 1990. Took him back to his place, never thinking that in less than 30 days he would be gone. He willed himself to go. He had seen it all. The turn of the century, airplanes, cars, ww1, ww2, radio, television, man on the moon all within his lifetime. So, using my grandfathers experience, I'd say 80-100 is a hell of a lifetime.

  149. That's a very misleading statistic. by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1

    The biggest reason the mean age at death has increased so dramatically is because of the decrease in infant and child mortality. The mean age at death of people who survived past their 10th birthday has only increased by about 5 years.

  150. I'd welcome immortality by somename · · Score: 1

    if I get to have health along with it of course. I don't know if my mind would be capable of processing infinite time span, but I'd rather see what's going to happen tomorrow and live it even if I have to forget the past. Immortality would be a selfish and ultimately a dead-end for for the specie as a whole since never reducing population obviously isn't sustainable. Still, even if I have to become a last remaining human in the universe, I would still choose immortality if it's an option. I just want to know.

  151. Let the 60% Die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is all..carry on.

  152. With apologies to Joseph Heller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am determined to live forever, or die in the attempt.

  153. Re:Your history must be really short. by steelfood · · Score: 1

    Most influencial person of the modern era? Sure. Most intelligent person of the modern era? Possibly, depending on the definition of "Modern". A polymath/renaissance man? Arguable. Perhaps the most recent one, which makes his ideas most applicable to today. Most authoritative figure? Some people think so, but logical thinkers simultaneously understand that authority doesn't necessarily imply correctness.

    To say he's the most intelligent person ever? Hardly. The list of great thinkers, scientists, artists, mathematicians, recorded in history goes on and on. You can associate him with the greats (and there have been many before him). But to say that he's more intelligent than any person in recorded history is pure hyperbole. That, or your knowledge and understanding of recorded history makes you woefully unqualified to make sure a statement.

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  154. Like the "guy" in Gaiman's Sandman... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... having the chance to decide whether you "had enough" every 100 years without getting physically older would be great. It would certainly be a bumpy ride, losing loved ones, becoming rich, poor, surviving wars and losing interest in what most people enjoy, but in the end, like the guy in the comic it would still be better to keep on going.

    As a person who values history and scientific advancement more than buying a house and having grandchildren, I'd love to get a similar deal.

  155. ..Until I know everything worth knowing.... by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 1

    Subjective, I know. And assuming good health.

    I'll probably have to change, too, 'cause my present puny brain couldn't deal with all that. Maybe re-implement myself in solid state so I have infinitely expandable memory.

    If I lived as long as I'd need to to know everything worth knowing, I think I'd have to ditch this meat-bag which is presently myself at some point!

    --PeterM

  156. two words: extropian transhumanist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    two words: extropian transhumanist

    ask me again when I'm a Jupiter brain...

    http://singularity.org/

    (for ALL of your tomorrows)

  157. Ask the jellyfish by akeeneye · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immortal_jellyfish Impressive, but I'm not sure if I'd want to keep going back to my sexually immature, colonial stage over and over and over again.

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    The man who dies rich dies disgraced. -- Andrew Carnegie
  158. too soon to tell by Punto · · Score: 1

    ask me again in 100 years

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  159. It doesn't matter by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

    The increased average age is mostly due to modern knowledge of how to prevent infant death. We don't get older, just more of us get old.

    Statistics: If 40 % of the children die at 1 year old, and all the others get to the age of 80, then the average age is 48.4 years. If the main death cause of the kids is solved, then only 10% of the kids die at 1 year and all the others live to 80. This means the average age becomes 72.1 years.

    Up to now we haven't been able to increase the life span significantly, it just seems so because we have solved infant mortality.

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    Well, I might have a way, but it only works on a semi spherical planet in a vacuum.
    1. Re:It doesn't matter by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Then how do you explain the increase in life expectancy when the numbers compared start at age 5?

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  160. Rational self delusion by sqrt(2) · · Score: 1

    Anyone who claims that they don't want to live forever (in health) is lying to themselves as a crude defense mechanism against the trauma caused by confronting the fact that they won't be able to.

    If there was a switch to flip for immortality (again, in health) I suspect that even the staunchest defender of death as a necessary part of the "human condition" would jump at the chance to throw it.

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  161. "0, Flamebait"? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

    Typical of the true believers - you can't dispute the facts so you try to silence people who don't buy into your faith ;-)

  162. Rainy Sundays by decapolis · · Score: 1

    "Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon", Susan Ertz.

  163. No death, no evolution by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

    I'd opt for 120 healthy years. That'd be the time frame I need to do most things I want well.
    I speak for myself when I say that I'm good to the world up to a certain dose. 120 years of me would already pushing the boundaries.

    Once I read an interview with a scientist who wanted to live infinitely. He -clearly not being a mathematician- couldn't fathom that longer life span would translate in massively larger population. He also never considered continuity in evolution.

    Yes, my kids will do things better than I have done. As theirs will do better than them. We mustn't want to isolate our species from evolution as that will result in our demise. We have good brains but we will need even better ones to cope with future events.

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    I hadn't the slightest objection to his spending his time planning massacres for the bourgeoisie... (P.G. Wodehouse)
    1. Re:No death, no evolution by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Please make another attempt to understand evolution.

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    2. Re:No death, no evolution by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

      Please make another attempt to understand evolution.

      So what didn't I get?

      My profane understanding is that evolution is based on survival of the fittest. That is, we mutate and 1) the better mutations result in more successful descendants which have a higher chance to survive where 2) lesser successful descendants which have a lower chance to survive. Mutation is hence the essence for evolution. Living forever means there will be a point where nobody will reproduce, no mutations will take place and we're at a stand still.

      What's the weak point in my reasoning so far?

      Perhaps I'm forgetting mutations we'll eventually inflict on ourselves. Sure, through nano technology, what else? I maintain that mutations must have a certain randomness to them in order to be able to achieve the inconceivable. Achieving the inconceivable is what got us to where we are. Or do you seriously think our predecessor species consciously considered better mates because the ultimate goal would be the homo sapience? IMHO there is no ultimate goal. We will, without a shadow of a doubt, evolve into something we ourselves are not able to understand right now. No gods, no magic but reasoning and simple mechanisms.

      Now be a sport and provide my simple soul with specific criticism.

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      I hadn't the slightest objection to his spending his time planning massacres for the bourgeoisie... (P.G. Wodehouse)
  164. Brain failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People don't think.

    "Want to live forever?"

    "Hmm... the longer I live, the older I get, so if I live forever, I'll be really really old and decreipt forever!"

    I could cry.

    Seems to me brain failure has already set in :-P

  165. Think of the Children... by ShoulderOfOrion · · Score: 1

    Well, at least that's what I think about every time I see this topic come up. As in, I see two main things happening in succession once someone invents the 'live to 600' pill:

    1) there will soon be no more children in the world. If your kid has a kid at 25, and that kid has a kid at 25, and so on, and every one living currently has children, well, the numbers get astronomical really fast when everyone is living to 600. Unless you start shipping folks off-planet in technology that doesn't exist yet, using resources that are already depleting, you've got trouble. Forget about your kids having kids. Forget about grandchildren. Enjoy your selfish 600 years, because...

    2) they will be the last years of the human race. Unless that pill also cures menopause, after 75 years or so no woman would be able to have children. Currently 2.1 kids is considered 'replacement' level. If everyone lived to 600 and bred at 25, having one kid, there'd be no one 'leaving' until the 23rd generation. If 23 times the world's current population is considered unsustainable, there would have to be limits on having children. Many folks would not be allowed to have them, period. For each succeeding generation, the number of children would have to be adjusted to the carrying capacity of the planet in keeping with the increased lifestyle your desired long life is granting you. The number of fertile females in the gene pool each generation gets smaller and smaller. This is not the sort of trend nature likes, and she can bite. Hard. The longer you extend the lifespan, the smaller the gene pool becomes. Keep in mind, if any one generation goes beyond 50 years without procreating, poof, it's all over. In time.

    Those are your choices. Scheduled breeding, with many folks never getting to have children at all and an ever-shrinking gene pool, or annihilation due to over- or under-population. Then again, this is Slashdot, so perhaps breeding is an unfamiliar concept to this audience.

  166. I'm pro-choice! by Beardmonster · · Score: 1

    Get rid of ageing and other diseases and let people decide when and if they want to die! Personally I might stick around just to see how the show ends.

  167. Cognitive dissonance by Xenna · · Score: 1

    This is a prime example of cognitive dissonance, IMHO. We all know we have no more than a little over 80 years to live. Instead of confronting ourselves with the enormity of this fact we think of reasons to make it less bad. Oh, I'd get bored anyway...

  168. How long to live? by bodhisattva · · Score: 1

    Long enough that I have no teeth, no hair, can't talk or understand anything, can't walk, control my bladder or bowels, I drool my food, lay there naked and cry a lot. I want to leave the same way I came in. My grandchildren can have "before and after" photos over the fireplace.

  169. Stick a fork in me; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Im done.

  170. Forever... by aztec1430 · · Score: 1

    I would live till the end of the universe...
    Along the way I will amass infinite knowledge of the universe, and as the universe dies, I will clap my hands, and proclaim "Let there be light"

  171. Bah by Stickerboy · · Score: 1

    None of us pukes would ever live forever, even if the tech for immortality was invented. It wouldn't be the Einsteins or the Johnny Cashes either. It'd be the Rich Kids of Instagram and Donald Trump, the 1% who are narcissistic enough and have access to blow tons of money in an effort to prolong their shallow lives, because that is their only legacy.

    Do you think immortality will be for the likes of you? Consider the escalation of costs for a heart attack:

    Aspirin - $0.10
    Beta-blocker - $0.10
    Platelet inhibitor - $1.00
    Statin - $1.00
    EKG - $10 with $50 for interpretation
    Chest X-ray - $50 with $200 for interpretation
    Heart catheterization - $5000
    Stent placement - $10000
    Bypass surgery - $50000

    And this is the progression of medical tech from 1900 to 2000 (not linear, of course)...better start saving your pennies.

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    Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  172. How long? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Forever.
    Other then that, as long as possible. Please resuscitate, don't pull the plug.

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    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  173. As long as the good days out number the others. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3.5 billion years plus with new incarnations every so often to allow for evolution to match the ever changing environment and shedding of old thoughts in favor of learning anew the feeling of wonder at seeing a new sunrise for the first time again.

    The life within all creature on earth has been alive continuously for at lease 3.5 billion years, you are currently a bearer of one path of that life.

  174. Re:I'll start with 1,000 years and take it from th by geekoid · · Score: 1

    " This idea of retiring to a life of play is a modern absurdity."
    no, it's a great goal. Once that should be there for everyone.

    " People used to work all their lives"
    So? sounds suspiciously close to the naturalist fallacy. People used to do all kinds of things..like die early and live a miserable life from birth to death.

    "Retirement is a very new concept"
    If by 'very new' you mean ancient Greeks.

    "If you're going to live a lot longer then plan on working a lot longer. "
    Why? If I can invest enough money where I don't need to work anymore, why should I keep working? In this context I define 'working' as HAVING to go to a job whether I like it or not. I will do things, start companies, enter new fields etc.

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  175. Scary ... by micahraleigh · · Score: 0

    ... how superficially people consider their lives at slashdot.

  176. why such terrible thinkers? by hypergreatthing · · Score: 1

    I don't really understand people's school of thought. If you can take a pill to live forever, they would have figured out how to stop dna degeneration and effectively put a stop to the aging process. At 300 years old you would be as healthy as when you were 30. Using the body's natural stem cells with perfectly replicating dna without any strain on telomeres would basically make you regrow entire body parts as your own body's natural regeneration which would be in effect as good as the parts it's replacing.
    So understanding that, why would people think that once the aging process has been bypassed, why when they're 150+ they'll be infirm and in bed and old? Do they also think that if they live to 600 they'll turn into a turtle too?
    Just nonsense. If i could live forever with the body of my 25 year old self i would do it in a heart beat.

    I bet if the question was if you could, would you become a sparkly vampire (effectively eliminate aging) i bet that choice would of been chosen a lot more.

  177. Forever or.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until the "True Death".

  178. Video game backlog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to be old enough to finish my video game backlog. Right now, I own more games than I can likely finish in my lifetime. Unfortunately, this might be an endless task as each new game gets released.

  179. Nutrition? I think not... by elisabethrobson · · Score: 1

    Improved hygiene and medical inventions, yes. Nutrition? No way! Our nutrition has taken a nosedive since post-world war II. Medical intervention in things like diabetes and cancer will eventually start losing that battle unless we 1) clean up the environment so we're exposed to fewer toxins, and 2) clean up our food system so we get real nutrition instead of the fake crap most people eat these days. Otherwise, I suspect our average lifespans will start to drop. And the "47 years" often quoted is primarily due to infant death. If you could get past being an infant, and get past childbirth (as a woman), then you had a pretty good chance to live a long life pre-100 years ago. So remove those two factors from the calculations and our lifespans haven't improved as significantly as everyone likes to say.

  180. 120 Tillion Years Will Do by SQL+Error · · Score: 1

    Star formation will end in about 100 trillion years (the last remaining hydrogen in dust clouds will be exhausted) and those last red dwarf stars will all be gone 20 trillion years after that. The Universe will be a cold and lonely place.

    By then I should have gotten to at least page 2 of my to-do list.

  181. Forever by deuxm · · Score: 0

    Or if we can't achieve that , 50 something .

  182. Not forever... by CmdrEdem · · Score: 1

    ... but I would like to live just enough so my brain could be faithfully recreated in a artificial neural network and then my mind would have the potential to live forever. Hell, as I said before, where are mine Deus Ex like limbs and neural implants?

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  183. RE: How long do you want to live? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Longer

  184. Re: How Long Do You Want To Live? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hmmm ,, just live your your / our life and move away! none of us knows and will never know what is tommorw.. and this discussion of "bright tommorow" is FALSE forever (we know the reasons very well on why!! - we screwed up on everything and did not leave even planet earth yet!!).. nothing of that sort is ever goin to happen!! .. woman/mankind are masking thier way towards prehistoric era.. hah hah hah..!!

  185. as long as it takes by KingBenny · · Score: 1

    to get to the nearest habitable planet with my harem and some pets

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  186. This is nonsense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I say over 90% of people want to live forever. But almost all of them think that they have die first.

  187. I'm not dead yet! by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    2000 years is probably conservative. I don't think you can include the suicide figures in long term estimates. Those prone to it will eliminate themselves early.

    Except, how many of those suicides are people opting out of 'Incurable' ailments? I think you are correct that all the mental health suicides would drop off after 40 years or so, but even these might hold steady as mental health problems related to aging become more prevalent. Of course we are both speculating, but in the name of scientific inquiry, we can certainly run a test.

    Brings up an interesting problem: If the scientists running the test don't live anywhere near the length of the study, will this effect the study? Ideally, no, but......

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  188. Re:I'll start with 1,000 years and take it from th by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    The greeks are a beautiful example. Only the upper classes retired. The peopons slaved away until death must they depart.

  189. Ha ha, I started seriously the theme 12yrs ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and got almost CRUCIFIED. Someone got very scared about it that it was excuse, self explanatory excuse to say NO to anything else... live forever, what NONSENSE. It explains maybe why only 1% say they want to be immortal, even if impossible. Most thinking it feel the pressure and desist. Maybe because being immortal, under beliefs, means to be DEAD (after death) too, so people go scared and pressure. - Disregarding oldening, etc., what matters is the persistence of a self-conscience, which is a smaller and better defined theme actually and nearer to current state of the art. Danilo J Bonsignore

  190. live forever by NewYork · · Score: 1

    Con men and fools prefer to live forever.

  191. How Long Do You Want To Live? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to DNA studies, human life begins at conception, not birth, so true life expectancy stats should add on 9 months.
    But wait - then pregnancies terminated by miscarriages and surgical/silent abortions would add to the death rate. Yours truly has done the calcs. Since 1900 the true LE has dropped from 47 to 40. In Russia, where the abort rate equals the birth rate, the true LE is 18. The key to an old age is surviving gestation.

  192. How long do you wish to live? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The most important component of understanding "what is" is framing the question well. This is a poorly designed question. Who are the people being asked?
    Are they age graded? Are they disability graded? Do they believe they will have a wonderful afterlife? Are they depressed? Do they have virtually unlimited
    financial resources? Do they expect to feel healthy until the last year of their life? And on and on and on.

    An interesting question might be "how long would you like to live after acquiring a chronic and irreversible painful, disabling, bankrupting and constantly deteriorating illness?" This is the reality of death. It's not death people fear, it's serious and unremitting illness.

  193. Forever by Yogiz · · Score: 1

    I don't fear dying and I wouldn't desperately look for a way to live forever but given the choice, I would choose to live infinately reserving the right to commit suicide.

    Old body would no longer cause me trouble because the only way I see living forever would be to trade this meatsuit for a bit more durable hardware. We're getting closer and closer to finding out exactly what makes our counciousness tick and from there on it shouldn't be too hard to transfer that subroutine to different hardware.

    As to boredom, once techology is far enough to solve aformentioned problems, we'll certainly be far enough to eliminate that pesky thing. Boredom is simply connection between not doing anything and negative reinforcment systems in our brain. Once well enough documented it can easily be abolished given precise enough tools.

  194. let it go! by toyswill · · Score: 1

    I never think about how long I will live, I just want live myself in the real world, just let it go, just leave it alone , let the time pass by, enjoy the sunshine, and that's my life!