Did you not see the XKCD comic where the guy is bitching about how if people don't want to learn English, they should leave the country, and then the girl behind him starts speaking Cherokee?
Fine, you asked for it.
May Zarquon have mercy on your soul...
"thy micturations are to me/ As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee."
Would you prefer I find something from Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings?
You may yet live and regain enough honour to avoid ghe''or, if you utter a replacement proverb, such as:
reH Suvrup SuvwI''a'
"A great warrior is always prepared"
or
HIvqa' veqlargh
"The Fek'Ihr strikes again"
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...and don't call me Shirley.
Finally. Ahem.
"No, Mr Bond. We expect you to die!"
Did you not see the XKCD comic where the guy is bitching about how if people don't want to learn English, they should leave the country, and then the girl behind him starts speaking Cherokee?
Nope. Where's the obligatory link? Ta.
Qu'vatlh! There goes my cunning plan.
nuqjatlh?
Qapbe'ba' mughwI'lIj.
(your translator obviously does not work.)
wa' nIv yISam yIruch.
(go find a better one.)
nuqDaq 'oH mughwI'lIj'e'.
(where is your translator.)
tI'nISba' mughwI'vam
(this translator obviously needs repairing)
I don't know.
What does that sound like?
bInep!
pujwI' HIvlu'chugh quvbe'lu'.
<There is no honour in attacking the weak.>
I could not locate him, but I guess I could take a stab at it.
jawmeH qul lo'be' SuvwI''a', 'ach jaghDaj tuq meQmeH qul lo' ghaH
The great warrior does not use fire in order to chat, but he uses fire in order to burn his enemy's house.
Now say it in the original Klingon.
Fine, you asked for it.
May Zarquon have mercy on your soul...
"thy micturations are to me/ As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee."
Would you prefer I find something from Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings?
"The teutonic reputation of cruelty is not undeserved. They have operas that go on for days."
Okrand is involved. If he says it, it's "authentic", or canon as we call it.
Not one of the stock ones, but it works for me.
It's grey matter I have trouble with. It's murder to get out of your uniform after the battle.
You may yet live and regain enough honour to avoid ghe''or, if you utter a replacement proverb, such as:
reH Suvrup SuvwI''a'
"A great warrior is always prepared"
or
HIvqa' veqlargh
"The Fek'Ihr strikes again"
If by "Furries" you are referring to tribbles, then indeed I concur. I'd find such a pairing deeply creepy.
We can but hope.
I can just imagine a stirring rendition of:
"'obmaQ vIQach 'ej porghlIj 'ay'Du' vIchev."
The sheer elegance of "I wield an axe and separate your body parts." is surely breathtaking.
(Holds Tribble near ElecticTurtle)
yIH!
"Eeeeee"
"Why, Mr. ElectricTurtle, they don't seem to like you!"
There fixed it for you :)
Qo'noS -- tlhIngan Hol
Kronos -- DI'vI Hol
Same planet, different language.
Oh freddled gruntbuggly...
Of course it'll be "in universe" - that's what the title of the thing means!
Of course.
It will be a tasty part of the feast afterwards.
vIvupbe'
(I don't pity him...)
Speaking of him...
Khhhhaaaannnn!
Going on about klingon proverbs...