PHP is pseudo-OO. It's a little bit of everything, all thrown into one messy pot. It's OK for quick and dirty apps, but I'd take Java over PHP any day.
At this point, assembler is the best solution for very few things. Programmers generally output a pretty constant amount of code, regardless of the language they're using. So using something like Java or C# or C++ or Ruby or Python, where 1 line of code equals dozens of assembler instructions, is insanely more productive.
Only in a software-hardware interface, or when speed absolutely has to be maximized, is assembler the best choice.
Wow. Do you really know what people use computers for nowadays? They use them for all sorts of things. Like the internet! I'd love to see you write the code for Slashdot in assembler, then run that on your "custom arrangment of microprocessors".
Man, I just reread this post, and it blows my mind again. I guess when I'm writing web services that deal with insurance policies and quotes, I shouldn't think about them as Policy and Quote objects. I should instead think of them as:
Modded troll? Really? OK, modder, why don't you go write a program that sends Websphere MQ messages using System 370 assembler? I guarantee you'd come back and change your mod from Troll to Insightful.
Bah, Magic School Bus just stole that episode from Muppet Babies, almost line-for-line. It made me disgusted with humanity, and for a short time, physically ill.
Not joking. Fantastic Voyage was so ridiculously unrealistic and over-the-top I couldn't stand it. Muppet Babies, on the other hand, got everything right, and did it with flair that not even Raquel Welch could match.
Slashdot Mirror
In other words, get off my lawn?
YESSSSSSSSSS
Ahh, ghetto programmers, gotta love 'em.
Engrossing story! Thanks for the details, sounds like a fascinatingly different place.
KAHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
This text provided to offset the ridiculous amount of capital letters.
The built-in functionality of Visual Studio is pathetic when compared to that of Eclipse.
Corporate policies can - or are you suggesting ingore your company's policy?
If a company has issues with you "breaking corporate policy" because you install Firefox on your machine, then that's one more reason to quit.
Just sayin'.
Gramer != Speling
I can write unmaintainable shitty Java code. The language doesn't prevent me from being a complete idiot.
Want to watch?
Yeah, I love seeing awful code, please post a sample. The worse it is, the better it is.
C/C++ is for the pros, for hobbyist it is probably better to stick with Visual Basic, C#, Java, Ruby, Perl, Python, PHP, Automator etc.
LOL, I guess everyone who programs web apps and services for a living is a hobbyist.
PHP is pseudo-OO. It's a little bit of everything, all thrown into one messy pot. It's OK for quick and dirty apps, but I'd take Java over PHP any day.
At this point, assembler is the best solution for very few things. Programmers generally output a pretty constant amount of code, regardless of the language they're using. So using something like Java or C# or C++ or Ruby or Python, where 1 line of code equals dozens of assembler instructions, is insanely more productive.
Only in a software-hardware interface, or when speed absolutely has to be maximized, is assembler the best choice.
Wow. Do you really know what people use computers for nowadays? They use them for all sorts of things. Like the internet! I'd love to see you write the code for Slashdot in assembler, then run that on your "custom arrangment of microprocessors".
Man, I just reread this post, and it blows my mind again. I guess when I'm writing web services that deal with insurance policies and quotes, I shouldn't think about them as Policy and Quote objects. I should instead think of them as:
mov InitAmt, ax
mov bx, 12
mov ax, NewAmt
mul bx
mov TotAmt, ax
mov bx, NewAmt
add TotAmt, bx
For reals though.
Modded troll? Really? OK, modder, why don't you go write a program that sends Websphere MQ messages using System 370 assembler? I guarantee you'd come back and change your mod from Troll to Insightful.
It's not worth it, though.
Web "programmer"... Hahaha, good one!
Web programming != web interface design. Welcome to the 21st century.
I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard.
Bah, Magic School Bus just stole that episode from Muppet Babies, almost line-for-line. It made me disgusted with humanity, and for a short time, physically ill.
Not joking. Fantastic Voyage was so ridiculously unrealistic and over-the-top I couldn't stand it. Muppet Babies, on the other hand, got everything right, and did it with flair that not even Raquel Welch could match.
Yeah, everyone knows that Raquel Welch was the nanny.
Shoot, they could even shrink themselves and travel through the body in their tiny shuttle.
Spoken like a true idiot who let's his task control him and not the other way around.
I have a feeling that you don't work in the real world.
No nothing kids...
Priceless.
Now tell me something I DON'T know.
People did it when Louisiana was under feet of water, I figure magma and ash will not be too difficult.