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  1. 11 on Consumer Reports Can't Recommend iPhone 4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So Apple has taken a play from Spinal Tap's playbook and use knobs that go to 11? The mind boggles.

  2. Re:Why don't they find the serial killer gene inst on Familial DNA Testing Nabs Alleged Serial Killer · · Score: 1

    Why not figure out if it's possible to shut these genes off in mice and work from there?

    Because it's hard to find serial killing rapist mice?

  3. Re:Lets be honest here... on Ballmer Says Microsoft Is 'Hardcore' About Tablets · · Score: 1

    OK, if you say so. But some (all) of that had to be un- and re-learnt with Vista and 7, not to mention Office 2007 so I wonder how significant it really is. I think it's more like that's the way most computers come out of the box and people learn to live with it. If cheapo Dell boxes came with Snow Leopard or Linux people would learn to live with that too.

  4. Re:According to Claude Shannon... on SETI Institute Is Looking For a Few Good Algorithms · · Score: 4, Funny

    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from noise.

    So those noise making things that we heard at the World Cup actually were a sign of intelligence?????

  5. Re:Patent and disclosure... on Open Source Music Fingerprinter Gets Patent Nastygram · · Score: 3, Informative

    As far as Trade Secret goes: Shazam's own Avery Wang published the ins and outs of the Shazam algorithm in Proceedings of the ACM back in 2006. The paper also mentions similar systems by Phillips and others that go back to 2001 and beyond. There's also a reference to a talk by Shazam's Avery Wang at an international conference in Baltimore in 2003. They've plastered their secret sauce for all the world to see for years, and now they fuck with this poor guy!

    Ironically, the example in the ACM article was the Beatles song "Let it be". That's precisely what I would suggest Shazam does.

  6. Re:Never confuse on Microsoft Out of Favor With Young, Hip Developers · · Score: 1

    cost != value

  7. Re:Misses the point on Microsoft Out of Favor With Young, Hip Developers · · Score: 1

    tools that better allow me to write portable apps that are not chained to an operating system, screen type and the like are going to become much more attractive.

    Sounds very good to me but is that really what's happening? iPhone has its SDK, Android has its own SDK etc. etc. Sadly the newer platforms appear to be as much "walled gardens" as the old ones.

  8. Re:You sound hipstery on How To Build an Open Source House? · · Score: 1

    Good point. So maybe an important part the project should be a "lint" utility that reads some form of standardized blueprints and other specs and issues warnings when a "hipster-home" is in violation of local and national building codes, health regulations etc. and maybe even laws of physics?

  9. Re:Not just the iPhone on Proximity Sensor Presents Latest iPhone 4 Issue · · Score: 1
    Thank your lucky star it's an HTC and not an iPhone: I doubt the HTC management will insist you get shorter earlobes.

    (As far as the combination of "Desire" and "drag your fingers in a certain pattern" in your pocket goes: I'm pretty sure there's a dirty joke somewhere in there...)

  10. Re:First gen Apple products on Proximity Sensor Presents Latest iPhone 4 Issue · · Score: 1

    In all fairness isn't this true of most manufacturer's products, not just Apple's? The price we pay for a bleeding edge.

  11. favorite way on Compiz Project Releases C++ Based v0.9.0 · · Score: -1, Troll
    So compiz is timothy's favorite way to make windows users envious. My list would include things such as:
    • Fewer viruses
    • Lower cost of ownership
    • CLI/scripting system that actually works
    • Most open source software runs on it
    • Drivers for just about any piece of hardware ever built
    • No blue screen of death
    • Not nearly as resource hungry (unless of course you use Compiz :-)
    • Penguins way cooler than butterflies

    But the easiest way of making a windows user envious is to use a mac

  12. Re:So, how do one extract the energy? on New Material Can Store Vast Amounts of Energy · · Score: 1

    That's the easy one: BOOOOOOOOM!

  13. Re:Energy density? on New Material Can Store Vast Amounts of Energy · · Score: 2, Funny

    it's almost like a gasoline engine running in reverse!

    Crap. Most people don't know how to parallel park any more much less going in reverse down the highway. May as well file this invention with personal jetpacks and flying cars.

  14. Re:Traditional fishing on 'Robofish' Schools the Rest · · Score: 1

    Not so sure about that. If we were to turn to nature/evolution for clues about how to best gobble up a school of smaller animals brute force approaches (whales, whale sharks) seem to win over fucking with their heads (angler fish and such).

  15. Re:No. on World Cup Prediction Failures · · Score: 1

    Dumb luck? People do win the lottery from time to time, which would be "pretty impressive" by the same token.

    As far as the answer to the main question whether we can trust investment banks to make accurate predictions I'm with GP: "No". That's why it's called "speculation". But in fairness I would like to add "slightly better than predicting the world cup", since they supposedly have better data to use as input for their calculations in that instance.

  16. Re:Can't believe they still use pounds on Russia's Unmanned Capsule Misses Space Station · · Score: 1

    I can't see your foot. :-)

  17. Can't believe you're still using.... on Russia's Unmanned Capsule Misses Space Station · · Score: 1

    ... a definition of kilogram that was abandoned in the 19th century! That was many, many, many dog-years ago, dude!

    Not to mention your quaint definition of meter: the meter is actually defined in terms of the distance light travels in vacuum.

  18. Re:Can't believe they still use pounds on Russia's Unmanned Capsule Misses Space Station · · Score: 1

    You Sir, make a powerful argument. I propose that we all agree on a definition of a universal unit for mass based on your weight. Just don't be porking out now...

  19. Re:So how much of this will the telcos steal? on New US Broadband Projects Get $795 Million In Funding · · Score: 1

    Nope, but I know a guy who ate 42 cinnamon buns at an all you can eat buffet. That's probably equivalent to going over the 250GB/month limit. And nobody batted an eye, in fact the restaurant owners made witty remarks about how good their cinnamon buns must be and brought in some more. Somehow I don't think a telco would react the same way.

  20. Re:Impressive? Sure, but it's a rip-off... on Boy Builds Wall-Climbing Machine Using Recycled Vacuums · · Score: 1

    Yes, yes, yes, but don't we all wish we had one of those?

  21. Two types of users on The 'Back' Button the Most Clicked Firefox Icon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Read once in a web usability design book that there are two types of users: The ones who are search oriented and the ones that are navigation oriented. Search oriented users use a search engine instead of the browsers navigation bar and the browsers back and forward buttons instead of the web site navigation and links. Navigation oriented users use the browsers navigation bar and the web sites navigation links.

    Of course that's an oversimplification but if that's even remotely true (which I don't know if it is) the high frequency of back button use indicates that there are a lot of search oriented users out there. And if that's the case most web sites are designed poorly or plainly wrong from their usability perspective. What I mean is that in-site navigation is a heavy part of most web sites when it really shouldn't be. Instead web design should promote the use of in-site search and back button use.

  22. Re:Einstein once said... on Do Scientists Understand the Public? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Does that mean the "For Dummies" series is some of the deepest, most insightful stuff ever written? Or simply that Einstein ran with some really exceptional six year olds?

  23. cynical on Zoho Don't Need No Stinking Ph.D. Programmers · · Score: 1

    I think this is a cynical move to cut cost and appease shareholders, while at the same time creating a horde of half baked coders barely employable anywhere else.

    Seriously, if you had the choice of hiring a guy with a college degree (not necessarily Ph. D. or CS) and Google experience and some guy with no degree who has turned out some semi-crappy online office tools for Zoho, which one would you take? Now say he worked for Microsoft instead of Google. Which one would you take? And so on down the company prestige line. At what point will the uneducated Zoho guy win over the educated guy from company X? I'd venture he'd be forever stuck competing for the worst paid jobs with the worst companies unless he goes back to school. Or he can look forward to a non-career at Zoho.

    How is that not exploitation?

  24. Re:Ice on Microwave Pain Ray Keeps Frost From Killing Crops · · Score: 1

    cook the oranges and leave them with a light dusting of frost

    Bam! You should be on food TV.

  25. Re:Do people still use ICQ? on US Fears Loss of ICQ Honeypot · · Score: 1

    Hello. ICQ - the criminals choice. Where have you been, dude? :-)