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  1. Re:Bring back the oral exam on Harvard Ditching Final Exams? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oral exam? That would really suck. I mean blow. Never mind.

  2. No less interesting on DNA-Less 'Red Rain' Cells Reproduce At 121 C · · Score: 1

    Even if you rip out the whole extraterrestrial and panspermia mumbo jumbo you end up with something pretty interesting. Let go for a moment of the prejudice that terrestrial life requires DNA and/or RNA. Perhaps at some time in the early days of the earth alternative wholly terrestrial "life" existed and competed unsuccessfully with the DNA/RNA life systems. If you allow for that you could be looking at an ancient living fossil, life as we don't know it as opposed to life as we know it. Pretty cool and well worth looking into by people with less kookiness-cred than Godfrey Louis.

  3. tried it on Ping Could Be Apple's Social Networking Backdoor? · · Score: 1

    fritz:~$ ping apple.com

    PING apple.com (17.112.152.57) 56(84) bytes of data.

    64 bytes from eg-apple.apple.com (17.112.152.57): icmp_seq=1 ttl=236 time=95.2 ms

    64 bytes from eg-apple.apple.com (17.112.152.57): icmp_seq=2 ttl=236 time=95.8 ms

    Not quite like facebook, but almost as exciting!

  4. Re:Seriously, anything worth buying? on SCO Assets Going To October Auction · · Score: 1

    Simply buying the company and turning it back into an ordinary software business should make many people very happy.

    More like some troll will buy it and continue the "worthy" battle. Maybe with Darl as consultant? You see, this kind of scum never loses.

  5. Re:who would of knew on SCO Assets Going To October Auction · · Score: 1

    which of fuck?

  6. Re:Why? on Google Testing Instant Search Feature · · Score: 1

    Because you might stumble on "cheese and beer" and discover a new favorite snack? Live a little, thanks to Google!

  7. Re:Don't they HAVE to? on Facebook Says It Owns 'Book' · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Mea culpa: I have a face. I once owned a book. And now suddenly I'm very very scared....

  8. Re:54 matches in /usr/share/dict... on Facebook Says It Owns 'Book' · · Score: 2, Funny

    Zuckerberg should throw the book at every one of them!

  9. Re:Give Me A Break! on Facebook Says It Owns 'Book' · · Score: 1

    So sites like Twitface.com and MyTwitface.com should be very worried then? Or could they pull off the "satire defense"?

  10. "TV rentals" on Apple In Talks To Bring $0.99 TV Rentals To iTunes · · Score: 1

    Surely delivery of the TV is not included for $0.99? Wadayamean RTFA???

  11. "Antisense" on Possible Treatment For Ebola · · Score: 1

    Antisense? Makes no sense at all...

  12. For the military? on Viruses Tapped To Create Spray-On Batteries · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is that really such a good idea for the military? What if the enemy comes up with a vaccine?

  13. Useful? on 'Retro Programming' Teaches Using 1980s Machines · · Score: 1

    Computer architecture has changed quite a bit since the 1980s. Remember the RISC versus CISC wars? Remember floating point coprocessors? Remember the segment + offset memory model of early Intel chips? Remember instruction sets that didn't support division? How about Kansas City modulation to tape? This is what they would be learning if the course had any depth at all. (Which I doubt!) Thankfully computer architecture transcended all this stuff, and it's largely irrelevant today. Teach them how a modern computer works instead. Kernels, device drivers, cache strategies and such. Things they could actually use. This whole program sounds like a hipster ploy. Yawn.

  14. Re:What would the impacts of this be for cryptogra on Claimed Proof That P != NP · · Score: 1

    Since his proof is that P!=NP - no implications whatsoever. (If on the other hand he had proved that P=NP there would be theoretical implications but probably no practical impact.)

  15. Re:Numerous advantages on Warships May Get Lasers For Close-In Defense · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, it's all fun and games until the enemy brings out... gasp! ... Mirrors!

  16. This just in... on Windows Vulnerable To 'Token Kidnapping' Attacks · · Score: 0, Troll
    Next release Windows is codenamed "Phoenix" see link for details:

    http://www.nationalterroralert.com/updates/2009/02/13/kidnapping-capital-of-the-usa-phoenix-arizona/

  17. Re:How long ? on Damn Vulnerable Linux — Most Vulnerable Linux Ever · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Modded funny - but is it really a joke?

  18. Re:Outsourcing? on Telemedicine Comes Into Its Own · · Score: 1

    Or maybe just increased margins for health insurance companies! ;-)

  19. Outsourcing? on Telemedicine Comes Into Its Own · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK, great but this initiative lays the groundwork to outsource certain medical specialities like radiology and pathology to lower cost countries. Why is this a good way to spend tax money?

  20. Aftermath on The Chicken May Have Come Before the Egg · · Score: 1

    It is common knowledge that the chicken came first. It is also common knowledge that as a result the egg invented foreplay.

  21. Re:Babies on South Korea Deploys Killer Robot In DMZ · · Score: 1

    Thanks a lot dude, you just killed the sex-bot industry.

  22. Re:Color me skeptical... on Electric Cars Won't Strain the Power Grid · · Score: 1

    So the decision tree becomes: Imagine what you can do with one (1) anemic hippyish "car" - or - five, yes fellas you heard that right, that's five (5!!!!!) plasma TVs!!!!! Decisions, decisions.

  23. Re:Is the reverse possible? on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Internet · · Score: 1

    place a '!' somewhere and reverse the effect?

    Wonder how long will it be before somebody does precisely that to FaceBook's new panic button?

  24. Re:Historical Precedent on Chinese News Reports the Taliban Are Training Monkey Soldiers · · Score: 1

    Actually, Hanuman built the bridge to Lanka.

  25. In related news.. on Chinese News Reports the Taliban Are Training Monkey Soldiers · · Score: 1

    Taliban has PhotoShop. Maybe time to tighten those software export restrictions?