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  1. Re:Hardly realistic on The Bug · · Score: 1

    Hmm. So a quip (in response to another quip) that happens to play on a spelling error implies that one can't recognize a joke? It's funny (or is it? I can't tell) that you didn't consider the replies that solely picked on the spelling error worthy of your ire. Perhaps your humorless response is more telling with regard to defective humor genes than your assessment.

  2. Re:Cris.. too much time on Netscape Founder Says Web Browsing Innovation Dead · · Score: 1

    Either

    1. You were focused on something other than what you thought were pearls (shouldn't that be PERLs here?)

    2. You have much more experience with digital cameras and/or images than with actual girls

    I'm assuming you're talking about the glitter that is found in everything from hand soap to lip-gloss to who-knows-what.....

  3. Re:Good reputation? on Hormel Sues Over SpamArrest Name · · Score: 1

    Thanks. It's been nearly thirty years since I last saw the skit and my recollection may have been (ahem) Fawlty.

  4. Re:Good reputation? on Hormel Sues Over SpamArrest Name · · Score: 1

    SPAM was the subject of a well-known and much-loved Monty Python sketch, in which various customers of a cafe requested a meal without SPAM.

    Hmmm. I thought it was just one customer who didn't want SPAM, a revelation which shocked the others. The other customers as I recall tried to help with suggestions that didn't have 'much SPAM in it.'

  5. Re:Internet on Netscape Founder Says Web Browsing Innovation Dead · · Score: 1

    I'm french speaking...

    Don't apologize. Your grammar and spelling are superior to a good many folk who speak English primarily (or, more likely, solely). Although the word you wanted was 'easily' at least your misspelling had the root right.

  6. Re:The comments are old on Netscape Founder Says Web Browsing Innovation Dead · · Score: 4, Funny

    These quotes were made about a week ago.

    And we all know what great strides have been made in browser innovation in the past week.....

    The out of context statement I might buy, but excusing the comments as old might work if they were two years old, but a week?

  7. Maybe we need a GPL in addtion to the GPL on GPL May Not Work In German Legal System · · Score: 1

    Maybe we need a German Public License.

  8. Re:The answer - Money. on eBay Provides No Privacy For Sellers · · Score: 2, Informative

    The government doesn't see 'sold at a loss' the way most folks think of it. If you purchased something and used it for a while and then sold it for less than you bought it for you didn't necessarily sell it at a loss because you're likely not factoring in the value that usage represents. Now, if you buy things just to resell on e-bay and sell them for less than you paid, you've incurred a loss - and you should probably rethink your strategy....

  9. Re:Hardly realistic on The Bug · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your still in college...

    What about their still in college? Are you suggesting that they supplemented their income to pay tuition by moonshining? Egad!

  10. Strategy of a four-year-old on Darl McBride Interview · · Score: 2, Interesting

    McBride radiates confidence, describing SCO's contracts as "bullet-proof." He says he thinks IBM is desperate to buy SCO because "the last thing [IBM wants] to hear is the testimony that is going to come out," but that SCO isn't interested in being acquired.

    A friend of mine has a three or four year old boy who, whenever he sees me, says, "You can't catch me, Carlo..." (which is an approximation of my name). But the fact of the matter is he knows that I can catch him and once I do I tickle him and throw him in the air and (usually) catch him which is the very thing he wants.

  11. Re:about time... on Collapsible LCD Screens · · Score: 2, Funny

    Assuming foldable screens fold as well as paper, you get 8 or 9 folds max.

    Not if you use an accordion pleated fold. Well, at least accordion to my sources....

  12. Re:about time... on Collapsible LCD Screens · · Score: 1

    Imagine your laptop, which is half the size of a normal keyboard (folded in half), with a display folded like a map inside it.

    Nah. Rolled up, not folded up. I don't want creases all over my display.

  13. Re:Regular Expressions on Mastering Regular Expressions · · Score: 1

    Loose money? Dang! How much of it is loose? Somebody help me gather it up!

  14. Re:+4 Informative? He doesn't even have to own... on Mastering Regular Expressions · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suppose on /. that would be considered a regular expression....

  15. Not Supported? on New G5 Power Macs "Fastest Desktop In The World" · · Score: 1

    If he's gutting his PC case to upgrade, new mobo, etc. is that supported?

  16. Re:Next... on Piracy Deterrence and Education Act Introduced · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I thought about looking it up because I couldn't remember which spelling was used, but I thought, "Nah. Who cares?"

    I guess you care.

  17. Re:Original LWN discussion on SCO Protest And Anti-Protest In Provo · · Score: 1

    We weren't talking about which crime was worse. You said that the (paraphrasing here since you didn't take exception to anything in my statement) sentence for one was less than for the other and I pointed out that your "Three Strikes" example would be the same for both.

  18. Re:Uhm...excuse me.... on Piracy Deterrence and Education Act Introduced · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This guy has made threats on his web site against the United States, and specifically against the AG, pledging that the wrath of god will destroy any official who moves against him. This clearly a dangerous man.

    Being a looney doesn't make you a terrorist. Is he blowing up buildings or picking off people with a sniper rifle? If all he's doing is tax evasion and telling the government that, "God's gonna get ya fer that!" (which is all you've given us), he's not a terrorist.

  19. Re:2.3 billion...? on Piracy Deterrence and Education Act Introduced · · Score: 1

    ...2.8 billion songs a month were cursing through Napster.

    That's a lot of gangsta rap....

  20. Re:Next... on Piracy Deterrence and Education Act Introduced · · Score: 1

    I thought it was "Steamboat Willy"....

  21. Re:Image Problems? on SCO Protest And Anti-Protest In Provo · · Score: 1
    I can find no instances of hoisted so perhaps we could allow the man who coined the term to speak to the issue:
    'tis the sport to have the engineer Hoised with his own petard.'
    --William Shakespeare (1564-1616), British dramatist, poet.
    More modern versions I can find use the word 'hoist' but not hoisted. Hoised may have meant 'heaved' or 'thrown' and may likely be the root for hoist.
  22. Re:Yee GADS! on SCO Protest And Anti-Protest In Provo · · Score: 1

    Why not you might ask? Because these people were not military soldiers acting under state sanction in an announced aggression against another country.

    They were common thugs. They were the guy who sticks up the little old lady on the street corner.


    Dang! Whiplash! You shouldn't shift gears so suddenly, unless you really meant to say that the people in the Pentagon were common thugs.....

  23. Re:Original LWN discussion on SCO Protest And Anti-Protest In Provo · · Score: 1

    Did you know that in some states in the USA you get a lower conviction for rape than for possession of pot? For instance in California, if you get caught 3 times for possession you are locked away for life.

    And what happens if you get convicted three times for rape in California? Same thing. How is that a "lower conviction" which I take to mean a lesser sentence?

  24. Re:Here's Mine on Senator Orrin Hatch a Pirate? · · Score: 1

    I'm sure downloading someone else's letter and sending it as your own will ease the Senator's mind regarding the use of the internet to copy and redistribute content. If everyone else does as you urge, the onslaught of identical letters from the independent thinkers of /. will certainly sway the man. One of the worst ways to get your point across is to send a form letter. Another is to send a flaming response telling him just how 'stupid' he is.

    The best ways to get through to an elected official are:

    1. Personal visit
    2. Telegram
    3. Phone call
    4. Personal letter (although this has slowed down due to checks after the anthrax scare)

    Other methods drop off rapidly from there in terms of their effectiveness. In each of the cases above, keeping your cool and explaining the problem clearly (along with better solutions if you've got them) is a given. A personal visit from a hothead is likely to land you in jail.

  25. Re:Want another highlight? on Senator Orrin Hatch a Pirate? · · Score: 1

    Hmmm. The silence is telling, isn't it?

    Thanks for bringing things into focus. The tendency to demonize those you don't agree with is far too prevalent (I sometimes do it myself) in our "modern" society. The truth is we can contribute a flow of tit-for-tat examples of the stupidity of either Quayle or Gore, Republican or Democrat or whatever label you have the biggest problem with. I'm sure If any of us had a press corps hanging on our every exhalation we'd find that we say some pretty stupid stuff from time to time as well. I'm just glad mine aren't a matter of public record. Well.... except for the stuff I post here.