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Senator Orrin Hatch a Pirate?

Stigmata669 writes "Remember a few days ago when Senator Orrin Hatch decided that software piracy was punishable by destruction of computers? Well a bored and unemployed Sys. Admin in Houston smelled a rat when he was rooting through Hatch's website source. As it turns out Sen. Hatch is a common software pirate himself."

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  1. I live in utah by dextr0us · · Score: 0

    I live in utah, and i'm glad to say, i don't think orrin hatch will recieve another term.

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    1. Re:I live in utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're an idiot. I live in utah too and even though Orrin Hatch is scum, the only way he won't be reelected is if he decides not to run.

      Not to mention the fact that the seniority system in the senate pretty much means that if he isn't elected utah takes a hit as far as influence goes. Not that utah has a lot of influence, but he is the most influential utah politician in washington right now.

    2. Re:I live in utah by sunoxen · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm also from Utah, an ardent Democrat, and there's no chance in hell Hatch will be kicked out of office.

      The problem is that he already has a ton of power and pull in Washington where seniority rules. He's chairman of the most esteemed committee in Washington, and has blessing from the Church.

      The only person that has a shot to beat him is someone like Rocky Anderson, Salt Lake's Mayor, (also featured on Insomniac tonight) and they would make him out to be the next coming of the devil. After all, he's for (shock) environmental concern, and civil liberties! Utah is a recessive state. Or at least for now...

      Face it, Utah politics is as complacent as it gets, and probably why Orrin can say this kind of silliness and get away with it.

    3. Re:I live in utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you be so sure?
      This is his fifth term!
      http://www.senate.gov/~hatch/index.cfm?Fuse Action= Biography.Home

    4. Re:I live in utah by uncoveror · · Score: 0, Redundant

      First he advocates committing a crime, destruction of private property to combat piracy, then it turns out he is a pirate. Senator Hatch should be censured.

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    5. Re:I live in utah by Squareball · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The House of Represenatives has a re-election rate of some 96%.

      God we need term limits!

    6. Re:I live in utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AMEN.

      Term limits would be the start of fixing whats wrong with the system.

    7. Re:I live in utah by 5foot2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      wow, great news. now if only he were a congressman and not a senator.

    8. Re:I live in utah by HBI · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This of course does not take away from the fact that he's a scumbag of the lowest level, comparable with Ernest Hollings (Sen. Disney).

      If you see both of them talk in public, you might note they share a lot of mannerisms, including the skeevy condescension.

      I'm a Republican and a conservative and I think he sucks moose dick.

      Too bad this Wired story won't get as much play as it deserves.

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    9. Re:I live in utah by Joey7F · · Score: 1

      And what the hell does that have to do with the Senate?

      I agree with you about term limits. 3 Terms for the Senate and 9 for the House would be sufficient.

      --Joey

    10. Re:I live in utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't live in Utah but the problem is the same everywhere the politicians are now "Elections Experts" they don't need to be good leaders, good managers, or have a plan or nothing. They just need to win the next election.

    11. Re:I live in utah by cshark · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Well, according to the good senator, there is simply no excuse for copyright infringement. No really. No excuse.

      I think the Good Mr. Hatch needs to be tought a nice tough lesson in copyright inforcement. His web site, should be the first to go. He should also be liable for damages.

      And someone should take out an order forcing him to stop wasting plastic with his folk music. That part would just be a public service.

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    12. Re:I live in utah by Eyston · · Score: 1

      The problem is that he already has a ton of power and pull in Washington where seniority rules. He's chairman of the most esteemed committee in Washington, and has blessing from the Church.

      One has nothing to do with the other. Bringing up religion is of little substance and shows some grudge you hold. In fact, the mormon religion has never endorsed any candidate unlike many other religions (look at the south).

      Senority does rule, and despite being a nut job, he brings a lot of money and power to Utah. That is why a lot of nut jobs get elected over and over again, for example, Trent Lott and that decrepit shell of a man he praised.

      -Eyston
      Nevada btw, my senator is 'blessed' as you put it though

    13. Re:I live in utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, now if people could just realize that the Senate is part of congress.

      I'm sure you meant to say that too bad he's not a House Rep.

    14. Re:I live in utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      could he possibly be kicked out when they find he is using his senate.gov site to push porn? does that bother mormans, I forget?

      http://www.senate.gov/~hatch/index.cfm?Fuseaction= Students.Utah

      if you click on My Utah Search icon -- don't be at work. wtf.

      theory: a psychedelic and debilitant gas is bubbling up from under the salt flats and is making everything in Utah wierd. SCO: "We want a bazillion, make that a billion, five--- what were we saying again?" Hatch: "Here, porn!" Novel: "No, we own Unix! Ok, they own it, well, if they sue us for it", Hatch: "Hey, I have an idea... let IP holders destroy property!"

      If this is happening... where do you think the highest concentration is... and are there any hotels nearby?

    15. Re:I live in utah by sunoxen · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was making an implication, not an assertion of truth. Are you telling me that the Church supports a pro-choice, civil libertarian agenda? Please...

      Although they don't give official support in a press release, doesn't mean that they don't have a pull in Utah politics.

      You obviously don't understand the political context of this state, which has had a religious element from the very beginning. After all, Brigham Young was a first elected governor of Utah with close to Saddam-like 96% (or so) of the populace.

      So religion has everything to do with it. Guess who's going to be picking our pro-life judges and anti-consumerist judges. Our friend Orrin. And the church has supported campaigns against gay-marriage in Vermont and Hawaii. So you can blow it out your own naiveté.

      As soon as the church gives money to a cause outside of its dogma, we'll talk.

    16. Re:I live in utah by dalslad · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Where does SCO, Novell, Center 7 and the Canopy Group live and work and have their being? Utah!

      The Canopy Group, a Utah firm with investments in dozens of companies owns the controlling interest in SCO. That's right, SCO.

      Do you consider Hatch's proclamation coincidental to the Copyright issues Canopy has brought up against IBM and Linux as SCO's alter ego? This is a classic special interest lobby created to move public interest in a daring direction.

      This senator has some interesting harmonics in his small world.

      Historically, incumbents in the US Senate rarely lose an election, regardless of what they do.

      A special investigator found evidence proving Senator Robert Packwood of Oregon in violation of campaign finance. The investigation yielded a scandal as Packwood's address book yielded names and address of his many mistresses.

      Still, he resigned. No one voted him out.

      The power base of a US Senator self perpetuates. During elections, they will be working on a major initiative or project. They will head a major committee. The voters will not vote them out. The state could be conservative and the Senator a liberal and he'll still win.

      Senator Hatch has a self perpetuating power base and a very loyal constituency in a state where religion rules.

      He's like the basketball player Karl Malone, he'll never retire.

      Here's the danger: This guy has the ability to influence state, federal and local legislation.

      And he is not demonstrated support for open source.

      In our world, he's a butt-head. In the world of the uninformed, he's as right as right can be.

      Utah politics is not more complacent or different than any other state.

      It is however the power base of software firms and big, big dollars that are not our friends.

    17. Re:I live in utah by MrLint · · Score: 1

      Of all the qualities I look for in a politician "blessing from the Church" isnt one of them and since the govt is not designed as a religious ogranization it has no relavance. However, in the context of Utah the point is well taken.

    18. Re:I live in utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually his terminology is correct. while both the senate and the house constitute the congress. representatives from the house are typically called congressmen or congresswomen.

    19. Re:I live in utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey man what did they link?!! My Putah search??

    20. Re:I live in utah by Imperial+Tacohead · · Score: 1

      That seems like a crappy solution to a serious problem, to me. The problem is that it eliminates serious statesmen with career, insider politicians. We have term limits for the state legislature in California, and I don't think anyone can say that we've been better governed recently than in the past. What we need are things like open primaries (or the end of primaries altogether...why not have a general election and then a runoff, like in Freedonia, or wherever our delicious freedom fries come from?) and an end to gerrymandering.

    21. Re:I live in utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am Republican and belong to the same church. I am upset with Hatch, as is my family in Utah (I have a lot of family there) Just because he attends the same church doesn't sway our vote when he does things contrary to the constitution.

    22. Re:I live in utah by jensend · · Score: 1
      (Orrin Hatch) has blessing from the Church
      The Church does not recommend politicians or parties, nor does it take political stances except on issues like abortion and permission of homosexual marriages. The fact that so much of Utah really thinks "republicans are sponsored by the church; you can't be both a good member of the church and a good Democrat" is responsible for much of Utah's political trouble and guarantees a gun-toting, even-slightly-moderate-booing, viciously gerrymandering, education-dismantling state legislature every time.

      BTW, one may ask, why are Utah Mormons and so many other deeply religious groups so often anti-environmentalist? I think it's largely because their politicians have told them they are for the last 25 years. You'd think more people would realize that deep respect for all Creation and thoughtless pollution and destruction of the environment are not consistent with each other, but the association of environmentalism with the Democratic and Green parties and the association of those parties with moral "liberalism" seems to cloud people's judgement.
    23. Re:I live in utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Senators serve 6 year terms. Electing them 3 times puts them in senate for 18 years.
      Congressmen serve 2 year terms. Electing them 9 times puts them in the house for 18 years. (Then they can also sometimes run for senate)

      That doesn't solve the problems of career politicains that we want to get rid of.

    24. Re:I live in utah by svvampy · · Score: 1
      Surely Term limits will only increase the already rife dodgy dealings.

      A representative who is terminally worried about what to do after he is booted/expires is much more likey to pander to corporate interests and organise some buddy deals to look after their future interests.

    25. Re:I live in utah by deranged+unix+nut · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just the fact that you can say "the Church" and "Orrin Hatch" or "Utah" and everyone knows which religion you are talking about is interesting in the context of power. Blessings aside, he might not need to do anything other than claim to be a member of "the Church" to get the support of the majority of it's membership.

      ...until a senator can have a reasonable conversation with an average person and explain the entire context and impact of their proposed laws, why it is needed, and why it is better than the other alternatives, I claim that they are not informed enough and should not be allowed to decide if the proposed law is a good thing or not.

    26. Re:I live in utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      and has blessing from the Church.

      Some other posters have claimed that this power is actually pretty trivial. Let me make this as abundantly clear as I possibly can.
      WRONG.
      I have witnessed personally that simply being Mormon gives you opportunities that one should clearly not have the right to. I recently saw every single hiring rule of the _corporation_ I work for, broken, to hire someone massively underqualified for a UNIX (not Linux) admin position. I had to show this guy how to use the 'ls' and 'cd' commands AFTER he was given this position. He also did not interview for this position. How can this happen you ask?

      CEO of corporation needs blessing of several committees that Hatch sits on, hence, a huge percentage of uppers in this company, just magically happen to be mormon, including the VP 3 levels above the person in question, who bypassed all of the HR rules and regulations, elected not to make underqualifed person submit to a standard interview, and gave them the job.

      Yes, it's discrimiation. there are labor laws against this. And there is a huge law on the books, that prevents Orrin Hatch from playing religious favorites legally. Little thing called the the First Amendment.
      To anyone who lives in UT, vote this small minded bastard out of office, NOW. Get his paid-off ass back into the 'Temple' where it belongs. Preachers have no business in politics.

      Yes, I'm posting this anonymously for obvious reason, I actually have excellent Karma, go figure. :-)

    27. Re:I live in utah by ScarKnee · · Score: 1, Interesting

      In response to your anti-environmentalist question and liberalism question I personally believe that most environmentalists are not genuine. We (I am a Mormon) do not believe in destroying the earth, we believe that we (human race) have a stewardship of this earth and that we are here to take care of it AND to use it. People are God's greatest creation and our interests should not be below the interests of other animals or plants, although we should do our best to wisely use the land and water, plants and animal that our Creator gave to us. I also know that many of you do not share my view and that's OK.

      Personally I am against the liberal line of thinking mostly because it removes my free-will to act as I wish with regards to my money. I am told that if I want to decrease my tax burden I am stealing money away from the poor. I freely give money to charities and the poor of my own choosing above and beyond my already outrageous taxes, we as a nation do not need to have a forced Robin Hood situation where money is taken from the richer and given to those with less. Those with less need to be given an incentive to work and earn more. our Declaration of Independence states that We were all created equal - it doesn't mean everyone's outcomes will be equal. I believe that most liberal followers (not the politicians) are good, honest people with noble ideas of how things should be. The only problem with their notions is that as long as the government is controlling and deciding who is rich and who is poor we all are beholden to that government. it is wrong - look at the former Soviet Union, China, Cuba. Look at all the people from Mexico and Latin America clammering to come to this still-great nation - they don't come here because of welfare, social security, or food stamps... they come here for an opportunity to increase their stations in life which they likely will not get in their countries of origin. I don't hold a grudge against anyone trying to get here - I wish they'd do it legally, though - I've been to Mexico and, frankly, it sucks by my standards. In a tourist trap like Cabo San Lucas you'd think that the city would be a bit more kept-up, but no, there was vomit on sidewalks, barbed wire fences laying in the road and on the sidewalks... everything was in disrepair...
      anyway before I get anymore long-winded I think my point was that I agree with helping the poor and downtrodden, etc. but it should be on my own and not a mandatory tax of my hard-earned money.
      good night, I'm tired.

    28. Re:I live in utah by Arker · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, term limits, that'll fix it. /sarcasm

      The problem is all the crap we collectively call 'the (one party posing as) two party system.' The winner take all electoral system. The very high bar third parties have to meet to get on the ballot, while the state-approved parties get it automatically. The 'campaign finance' laws that make sure that third parties can't raise their issues and campaigns into the public eye effectively, while the big media corporations are free to spend all they want effectively campaigning for the incumbents.

      Term limits won't do a thing about any of this. A win in the current Supreme Court case could help though. Our lawsuit challenging the federal campaign finance laws is moving to the Supreme Court

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    29. Re:I live in utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brigham Young was a first elected governor of Utah with close to
      Saddam-like 96% (or so) of the populace.

      But about the only people living in utah at the time were mormons! He organized the trip over there and the ones who emigrated put quite a bit of trust in him already, so he was their natural leader. He wasn't like saddam that using terror and death to secure almost every vote!

    30. Re:I live in utah by sunoxen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      LOL. You're proving my point. Perhaps you should read more history, you may surprise your assumptions over the governance of Mr. Young.

      My point is simply that you cannot separate cleanly religion and politics in Utah. They coexist.

      Just to fill you in, though, Young had a kind of secret police that kept people in line, and assassinated people who were out of step. Dissent really wasn't an option.

      It's an interesting read, and Arthur Conan Doyle wrote about as well it in his novel "The Valley of Fear."

    31. Re:I live in utah by swillden · · Score: 1

      Just to fill you in, though, Young had a kind of secret police that kept people in line, and assassinated people who were out of step. Dissent really wasn't an option.

      Cite? From a reputable source, please. Novels don't count.

      My ancestors, who had personal dealings with him, recorded many public disagreements with him and his policies. Dissent most certainly was an option. For that matter, Brigham Young's numerous disagreements and conflicts with his numerous wives are legenday; and histoy shows that although he could be irritable, he was a kind man. Dissent, open or not, was less common than you would expect in a "normal" society, but Utah in the mid 19th century was hardly normal, it was an unabashed theocracy, and populated by people who'd placed their lives in the hands of the Church and its leaders.

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    32. Re:I live in utah by swillden · · Score: 1

      CEO of corporation needs blessing of several committees that Hatch sits on, hence, a huge percentage of uppers in this company, just magically happen to be mormon, including the VP 3 levels above the person in question, who bypassed all of the HR rules and regulations, elected not to make underqualifed person submit to a standard interview, and gave them the job.

      Sounds to me like there was more than religious affiliation involved here. Somebody's nephew or something? If the only issue had been that they had to have a Mormon, well, there are plenty of highly competent Unix admins who are also members of the Church.

      Occam's razor would suggest that religion had little to do with this particular travesty.

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    33. Re:I live in utah by swillden · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm also from Utah, an ardent Democrat, and there's no chance in hell Hatch will be kicked out of office.

      Maybe, maybe not. He's being seriously blasted right now, on all of the local radio shows, in all of the papers, and there's been a surprising (to me) amount of word-of-mouth about it as well. My Mom mentioned to me that she heard about it on the local News/Weather/Traffic radio station's movie show, and not a *single* caller (or the host) had anything good to say. This is the largest "drive time" radio station in the state, by far.

      Hatch has a *lot* of supporters in the state, but many are wondering if he's going senile. I mean, even if he believes it, how could any rational politician bring himself to say it out loud, repeatedly? You know it's going to make people mad; even the companies who stand to gain the most from a strong stance against copyright infringement on-line are going to distance themselves from discussion of "destroying" computers.

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    34. Re:I live in utah by sunoxen · · Score: 1

      Well, here's a start:

      Secret Police

      And here's a longer explanation:

      Direct quotes on "blood atonement"

      I'm sure there's more. I guess your ancestors' dissent was negligible.

    35. Re:I live in utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A "Utah Democrat" is about as "Democrat" as McCarthy's dick.

    36. Re:I live in utah by paiute · · Score: 1

      "The House of Represenatives has a re-election rate of some 96%.

      God we need term limits!"

      Thank God the GOP is pushing for them.... oh, what's that?

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    37. Re:I live in utah by zackbar · · Score: 1

      It looks like the link was removed from his site.

      At least, I couldn't find it.

    38. Re:I live in utah by kmankmankman2001 · · Score: 1

      "Insightful"??? WTF??? What kind of idiot moderators mod'd this up to "Insightful"? The poster doesn't even know that SENATOR Orrin Hatch is in the . . . SENATE, making any comment about the House of Representatives pretty frelling irrelevant.

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    39. Re:I live in utah by Darby · · Score: 1

      I'm a Republican and a conservative and I think he sucks moose dick.


      Hopefully you can find some photographic evidence of this and get it published. That might help get him out of office and into prison where he belongs.

    40. Re:I live in utah by daBum · · Score: 1
      ...until a senator can have a reasonable conversation with an average person and explain the entire context and impact of their proposed laws, why it is needed, and why it is better than the other alternatives, I claim that they are not informed enough and should not be allowed to decide if the proposed law is a good thing or not.


      To paraphrase Dave Barry (he was referring to tax law, but I think it's still rather applicable): "We should take all the members of Congress, place them on a tropical island somewhere with an average guy named Bob. Every day, the group explains a section of Tax code to Bob, and if he understands it & thinks it's useful, then they get to eat." (Continuation of quote (irrelevant): "Or not, but that's not important. What is, is that you never let them back off the island...")

      Replace tax code with proposed law, and I think we might be onto somtething here. Have them explain all aspects of proposed laws to a (few) average guy(s), and if they like it, great. If not, rework it. I think this might help a little with the way our laws recently have appeared to be corporate-centric, since it would allow for common review of the laws.

      Of course, the problem with that is, how does "average Joe" know the senator is telling the truth? So, unless you hook the Senator up to a polygraph machine... but I think that may be a bit excessive.
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    41. Re:I live in utah by ricosalomar · · Score: 0

      Really, "insightful" seems a bit much for that.
      Why not do it the California way, we elect a Govenor (by a Majority vote), then spend millions of dollars to replace him with McBain. Now THAT's why I love this country.
      Perhaps Utah could put in Donny Osmond.

    42. Re:I live in utah by triumphDriver · · Score: 1

      Maybe you have never heard of "Porter Rockwell". He was the Enforcer for Young. You did not want to get on his bad side.

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    43. Re:I live in utah by rvega · · Score: 1

      Communism is an economic system and an alternative to capitalism. It is not an alternative to democracy. So your post, in addition to being a troll, makes no sense.

    44. Re:I live in utah by triumphDriver · · Score: 1

      To steal a line, it's not a term paper, use google like the rest of us.

      Try "Porter Rockwll"

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    45. Re:I live in utah by jensend · · Score: 1

      I am a mormon as well (active and in good standing, planning on going on a mission soon) - and a supporter of SUWA. Using the resources we've been given doesn't imply using them thoughtlessly- and while there are plenty of nuts and whackos in the broader environmentalist movement, most of the goals sought for by environmentalists are perfectly sincere and reasonable and fully compatible with wise human use of the earth. On the Utah wilderness issue, for instance, the vast majority of all proposed wilderness is entirely unsuited for any development, and there's no reason to have roads criscrossing that land except to try to defeat those who want it protected.

      You'll note that I wrote of moral "liberalism", not fiscal liberalism. While I'd rather not argue fiscal points with you now (though I agree with many points of conservative fiscal policy), I'm sure we are in agreement that moral "liberalism" is a genuinely terrible thing, stances against which are the only political stances taken by the church.

    46. Re:I live in utah by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      Re: the link provided.

      Are they SURE this is a historical opportunity that must not be squandered? They ONLY said it four times, after all... ;-)

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    47. Re:I live in utah by jefeweiss · · Score: 1

      Most taxes don't come from the rich and go to the poor. The rich (I'm talking top 1 percent here, not merely upper middle class) pay tax consultants to reduce their taxes to almost nothing. Not to mention that I never hear on talk shows how too much of our tax money is going to the rich. But farm subsidies aren't going to small farmers. They are going to billion dollar companies with fabulously wealthy CEOs who can afford to buy congressmen.

      The US tax rates on the highest bracket are the lowest they have been since 1928, the year before the big crash. In the 1950s, that Golden Era of Republicanism, the top tax rate was 78 percent. It remained that high until JFK cut it. How tax and spend of him.

      I'm rambling too, so I'll just reiterate, the idea that the rich are taxed for the benefit of the poor is nonsense. What is happening is that the middle class is being taxed for the benefit of both the rich and the poor. This allows the current American political system to continue as the middle is played off against both ends. If the middle class ever decided that the taxes they pay should be used for their own benefit, then things might change.

    48. Re:I live in utah by rembo · · Score: 1

      This is not correct. Communism is an political system, which according to Marx starts of with a dictotarship from the party. This is to remove all personal property. After this there will be ruling by the people. The plan economy is usual the economic system used by communist countires, but china for example uses two economic systems (Hong Kong). Unfortunatly I haven't heard of a communist state were the goverment is controlled by the people instead of the party, so marx ideas were fully implemented, unless I am wrong.

    49. Re:I live in utah by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      I had seen that before, and my question then is the same as now - What did Bob do that was so bad that he was condemed to such a living hell? Dave must have been REALLY pissed at Bob... :-)

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    50. Re:I live in utah by rembo · · Score: 1

      I mean never fully implemented

    51. Re:I live in utah by Efreet · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Naw, just prevent candidates from running more than two *consecutive* terms. If they're really popular they can switch between the senate and the house, but otherwise it would serve to shake things up without depriving us of experience. It worked for the Romans for hundreds of years; and it wasn't a failure of this system that led to the fall of the Republic.

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    52. Re:I live in utah by Computer! · · Score: 1

      "Just the fact that you can say "the Church" and "Orrin Hatch" or "Utah" and everyone knows which religion you are talking about is interesting in the context of power. "

      Actually, when folks say "The Church", with a capital C, the usually mean the Roman Catholic Church. That's what I thought, until I read down a ways.

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    53. Re:I live in utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, definitely.

      Especially if you completely fail to understand the American political system.

    54. Re:I live in utah by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      I'm curious about this seniority system - I'm not really informed about this, but how can this be constitutional? Isn't the voter supposed to decide who gets power, rather than the politicians themselves? I'm not a US citizen, so sorry about being ignorant about this - I'm just interested.

    55. Re:I live in utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do elect who I want. Unfortunately nobody else seems to want the same guy I do, so it means nothing. Term limits would help me more than elections.

    56. Re:I live in utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Surely Term limits will only increase the already rife dodgy dealings.

      You've got a point, but stop calling me Shirley.

    57. Re:I live in utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes the Mormons own Utah, I don't know about Canopy, but they were founded by Ray Noorda in 1995. And Ray Noorda is a Mormon, along with Stephen Covey, Brent Scrowcroft, Alan Ashton, Kevin Rollins (vice-chair Dell), and many others.

      One key thing to keep in mind - Orrin Hatch, and many many others in the upper levels of government, are Mormons. Just to be sure everyone is clear on this, MORMONS are NOT Biblical Christians! Born-again, Fundamentalist, or Evangelical Christians agree on Biblical doctrine. Mormons have a completely different definition of God, of Jesus Christ, of Satan, of salvation, of Heaven, and Hell than is contained in the Bible. They believe what their cult founder, Joseph Smith, and subsequent "prophets" have told them. It is frequently contradictory, some would say whacko ("as God once was, we are now; as God now is, we may become").

      In other words, Mormonism has used words from Christianity, but not concepts. Sort of like MS calling their lame-o program "shared source" and trying to leverage off the goodwill associated with "open source" as a term.

      FYI

    58. Re:I live in utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep, gone, someone on slashdot (AC) claimed to have emails Hatch (spoil sport!).

      Evidently it was a hijacked domain (myutahsearch.com expired and was bought up by a pr0n-maker). The google cache still shows it though.

      here

      The link is on the right... a graphic for MyUtahSearch that is now not on hatch's site. NOT WORK SAFE, but fairly mild really.

    59. Re:I live in utah by John+Biggabooty · · Score: 1
      This is a somewhat insightful comment, except that Orrin Hatch is in the Senate, not The House of Representatives. More Senators die in office than are voted out.


      As for term limits, the same people who would be put out of a job by them would have to vote for them. This, unfortunately, just won't happen.

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    60. Re:I live in utah by swillden · · Score: 1
      Did you miss the part where I said a "reputable source"? Who's "Wu Siu Yan"? His quotes from Lee are irrelevant -- another *highly* questionable and strongly disputed source.

      I'm sure there's more. I guess your ancestors' dissent was negligible.

      You can guess what you like, but you really should find more reliable sources than Wu Siu Yan, John D. Lee and your own guesses before drawing conclusions.

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    61. Re:I live in utah by swillden · · Score: 1
      Yes, I've read several books about Porter Rockwell, and I've seen nothing substantial to support the claims about Brigham Young.

      Any other suggestions?

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    62. Re:I live in utah by triumphDriver · · Score: 1

      Since you insist.

      http://www.onlineutah.com/historyrockwell.shtml

      Go Fish.

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    63. Re:I live in utah by swillden · · Score: 1

      I still don't see anything there that even attempts to support the claim, which was:

      Young had a kind of secret police that kept people in line, and assassinated people who were out of step. Dissent really wasn't an option.

      Any other suggestions?

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    64. Re:I live in utah by sunoxen · · Score: 1

      Well.

      In your case, I suppose you see what you want to see.

      Oh your right, the church is really good and really right, no matter what the history or the direct quotes might attest to. Blood atonement is just another word for "happy playtime goodie goodie fun time." They weren't really killed, they were pampered and bathed in milk and honey and given three virgins to have their way with.

      I don't understand this need for Mormons to defend an institution even after being hit in the face with a least a few facts. I mean it isn't as if the church today is as blood-obsessed as it was back then. What's the use in re-writing history? Are you just supposed to forget that baddy baddy icky stuff?

      If you actually look into the sources, and not the church propaganda, you'll see clearly enough. But I suppose trying to convince someone like yourself is a waste of time. You will defend until you collapse, no matter the truth.

      Young did have a secret police. They did dispose of heathens and non-beleivers, and dissent wasn't an option in the strictest sense. Who gives a shit whether he fought with his wives, or didn't like cattle sales or buttermilk, or whatever bullshit you are talking about. Order out here was defined by fanatical loyalty.

      I mean what do you want? You think they kept records on this crap? You want the police report? The prophet dude telling you that Brigham ordered killings? Jesus...

      There are many sources that back up the claim of killings and blood atonement. Just connect the dots...

    65. Re:I live in utah by swillden · · Score: 1

      I can see this is pointless. You're convinced that the extreme stories are all true, and refuse to consider them critically. Further, you're also convinced that I cannot view them critically. That's not true, and it's also not true that I've never looked into this.

      Without getting into specifics, what I have found is:

      • Many wild claims derived entirely from various single, highly biased sources, with little or no corroboration available.
      • A few more moderate, but still unpleasant, claims that do seem to be supportable.
      • Much well-supported evidence of whitewashing.

      I have no intention of defending the Church; I don't think it needs to be defended. My position on the Church's history has always been that I find regrettable the tendency to suppress the distasteful parts. In part I understand the underlying desire, but I don't think it's necessary. The history of any sufficiently large group of people will have plenty of black spots, and particularly so when the people in question are of the type who would uproot themselves and their families and trudge off into the wilderness following a prophet. Such people are, by definition, not big on moderation, and while nearly all of them were basically good people, everyone makes mistakes. The sort of mistakes that happen in the life and death environment of a frontier tend to be deadly. Lee is a good example; I'm convinced that he really did believe Young told him to massacre those people, but I find it far more plausible, given all the rest of what I've read (Mormons were/are journal-keepers, so the record is voluminous), that Young told him to respond "firmly" or some such, and that Lee interpreted that the way *he* wanted to, based on his own frustration, anger and fear.

      All I'm doing here is questioning claims that don't seem to have any serious historical basis. What you've given me so far is precisely nothing; some purportedly christian preacher with an anti-Mormon agenda spouting quotes from John D. Lee, whose writings certainly cannot stand on their own.

      I suggest you take a hard look at the evidence you're so gullibly absorbing and see how much of it can be corroborated.

      If you do find some good evidence, let me know. Honestly, I'm quite sure that there was indeed at least some fire under all of the smoke, and it wouldn't shock me to learn that Brigham Young's absolute authority went to his head at some point. If he did, in fact, order assassinations, he'll get his. I'm not prepared to believe that without better evidence than what I've seen so far, though.

      Regarding blood atonement, I don't think you understand what it means. The basic doctrine is simple enough, but it took on additional meaning to the early Saints, primarily as a result of the intense persecution, and individuals added their own interpretations. Much of what was done in the name of blood atonement has little relationship to the theology.

      You want the police report?

      Actually, there are many... all of the lawmen involved in various incidents documented their observations and actions. Of course, even police reports contain bias and benefit from corroboration. Courts insist on it, in fact, and historians consider it very important as well.

      And, BTW, the most significant disagreement my ancestors had with Young was related to the Massacre, not cows. Look up John D. Lee's list of alleged participants, and you'll find a pair of Willdens (though Lee misspelled their last name).

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    66. Re:I live in utah by triumphDriver · · Score: 1

      You are right it is pointless and for just the reason you state.
      But I see it from the other side of the argument. You are unwilling to see past church party line.
      After all it took Catholics 500 Years to say Galileo was right and the Pope was wrong. Why would Mormons be any different?
      Young was not perfect and made mistakes. He and Smith and other church leaders of the time were raciest when compared to our values. Look up the entire Black Priesthood thing. If he is the Profit and speaks for God who come they changed his revealed prophecy in 1980 and now Blacks can hold the Priesthood? So which revealed prophecy is right?
      Smith said "Man can have many wives", Young "Wait No he can't!, but you can still have multiple wives in the after life."
      Young changed Church Doctrine to suit his political goals Just as the Church continues to do so today.
      Young having his own personal squad of goons was just part of the equation.

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    67. Re:I live in utah by swillden · · Score: 1

      You are unwilling to see past church party line.

      I know you believe this, and I really have no way to convince you otherwise. I will mention that I did not always believe in the Church, and that I struggled with all of the issues we're discussing, and many more, before my conversion.

      After all it took Catholics 500 Years to say Galileo was right and the Pope was wrong. Why would Mormons be any different?

      Well, for one thing, Mormons believe in education (and always have), whereas Catholics of the day preferred to allow only their priests to have access to knowledge and the concomitant ability to think critically and independently.

      There are other reasons, but I think that one's enough.

      Young was not perfect and made mistakes.

      Only one Perfect Man has walked this earth.

      He and Smith and other church leaders of the time were raciest when compared to our values.

      Absolutely true. They were men of their time, with the attitudes and philosophies of their time. The same is true of us today, and, no doubt, people of 100 years hence will consider some of our ideas to be barbaric. I think our current attitude towards mental illness is one, although the only reason I can see that is because it's changing.

      Look up the entire Black Priesthood thing.

      I don't have to look it up; I lived through it (though I was a child).

      If he is the Profit and speaks for God who come they changed his revealed prophecy in 1980 and now Blacks can hold the Priesthood? So which revealed prophecy is right?

      Well, there never was any specific revelation that barred black men from holding the priesthood. The early Saints, like pretty much everyone of their day, considered blacks to be inferior and their skin color to be the "mark of Cain", which the Bible says would mark all of Cain's descendents. Other theories were bandied about, including the one that gained the most currency, which is that blacks were the third who were not valiant in the War in Heaven (i.e. they didn't go with Satan, but neither did they really fight on the side of Jesus). But none of that was really revealed doctrine, it was just the misinterpretation of scripture, when filtered through preconceptions.

      If you want a better example, look at the fact that in Joseph Smith's original translation of the Book of Mormon, the righteous peoples were always referred to as "white". Spencer Kimball corrected those to "pure".

      Why did God allow that to go without correcting it earlier? He apparently decided that the people of the Church were not strong enough to accept the truth. The early Church always opposed slavery and always viewed all people as Children of God, worthy of respect and fair treatment (which, BTW, is also why they never had much trouble with the Native Americans), but racism was pretty deeply embedded into the people of the day. From my point of view, I find it surprising that the revelation correcting that error didn't come until the 70s; but considering the turmoil it caused in the Church when it came, perhaps it really couldn't have come until after we Americans had had our noses c0llectively rubbed in it. (The Church was still a predominantly American church at that point).

      Smith said "Man can have many wives", Young "Wait No he can't!, but you can still have multiple wives in the after life."

      Umm, Young didn't say that. You're thinking of Wilford Woodruff. And the doctrine regarding polygamy really hasn't changed; polygamy is still considered to be a divinely-directed practice. What did change is that the Lord directed the Church to stop practicing it on earth. Although the reasons weren't really given to us, if you study the history it's pretty obvious what at least some of them were, IMO.

      Personally, I'm very interested to see what happens when polygamy is legalized in the US (I think it will be, as a byproduct of the push to legitimize homosexual marriages -- as a li

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  2. yes, he is a pirate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    a butt pirate.

    1. Re:yes, he is a pirate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      seeing as how he's in utah, maybe a butte pirate?

    2. Re:yes, he is a pirate by kzinti · · Score: 4, Informative

      seeing as how he's in utah, maybe a butte pirate?

      Whatchew talkin' bout, Willis? Butte is in Montana...

    3. Re:yes, he is a pirate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was referring more to the geological formation "butte", not the town in Montanta.

    4. Re:yes, he is a pirate by ChazeFroy · · Score: 1

      Two words: Goverment employees

    5. Re:yes, he is a pirate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, as if anyone would pirate a town! Or is that towne!?!

    6. Re:yes, he is a pirate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talk shit after you learn how to spell, idiot.

    7. Re:yes, he is a pirate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Whatchew talkin' bout, Willis? Butte is in Montana...

      I think he meant butt pirate.

    8. Re:yes, he is a pirate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually this was hillerious! How can a person have 50% funny and still a score of 0 when they had +5 last night? And the mod downs add up to only 30%. This smells of a bitch slap to me.

  3. Shiver me timbers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ready... aim... Fire! Slashdot him!

    1. Re:Shiver me timbers! by Ice_Balrog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      First of all, it probably wouldn't work. I would bet that the US Government has plenty of bandwidth.
      Second, if you were to take that site down, you would take down every senator's site, including the sites of some good senators. Its isn't right to do that just because of one dumbass senator.

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    2. Re:Shiver me timbers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Holy crap:

      The "My Utah Search" graphic here links to a porn site. This is beautiful.

    3. Re:Shiver me timbers! by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      You're right, so based on his own ideals, we'll have to take another route...

      How many da^C^C hours until his site and/or personal computer is hacked into? :)
      =Smidge=

    4. Re:Shiver me timbers! by andrew_mike · · Score: 4, Informative

      Plus, knowing Hatch and the rest of them, it would be considered attacking the government, and thus an act of terrorism.

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    5. Re:Shiver me timbers! by ChadN · · Score: 1

      Why in hell does that site need to set a cookie?

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    6. Re:Shiver me timbers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the software that they're pirating wants to.

    7. Re:Shiver me timbers! by dspeyer · · Score: 2

      Holy crap: The "My Utah Search" graphic here links to a porn site. This is beautiful. (I have no mod points, but I'll repost with my karma bonus) The graphic is in the right column. Wow.

    8. Re:Shiver me timbers! by monkeyboy87 · · Score: 1

      Maybe this should say "sit on me timber..."

      I wonder if the judiciary committee will look into the COPA violations....

    9. Re:Shiver me timbers! by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Slashdot him!

      Even better, if Hatch's suggested remedy of remote destruction of computers violating IP was legal, the owner of the script in question would be entitled to DESTROY THE US SENATE.GOV SERVER.

    10. Re:Shiver me timbers! by Lobsang · · Score: 0, Troll


      Holy crap:

      The "My Utah Search" graphic here links to a porn site. This is beautiful.


      Of course! It's the GOP we're talking about! I wouldn't be surprised if it's kiddie porn. :)

    11. Re:Shiver me timbers! by sisukapalli1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shouldn't it be mod'ed as ...ahem... informative? God knows how the AC picked this up. Nice catch.

      The finest porn of Utah -- recommended by Sen. Hatch.

      S

    12. Re:Shiver me timbers! by shibbydude · · Score: 1

      That is beautiful. Thanks for brightening my day.

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    13. Re:Shiver me timbers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably read it from The Register's story posted earlier yesterday. You know, one of those content producers, not regurgitators like Slashdot.

    14. Re:Shiver me timbers! by Steven+Blanchley · · Score: 1

      No, he would have to send two warning notices first. But maybe two other senators have also pirated the software!

    15. Re:Shiver me timbers! by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      Hasn't the CIA posted al Qaeda photos and videos they found in Kabul? Surely they've violated Osama's copyrights. He could just send a notice to Hatch's Pirate-terminator (TM) and have smoke coming out of Langley's basement....

    16. Re:Shiver me timbers! by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      /me has the feeling some sysadmin for his site is getting an earful right now...

      SB

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    17. Re:Shiver me timbers! by tinrobot · · Score: 5, Informative

      The page has already been changed, but google still has the cache

      Grab it while you can!

    18. Re:Shiver me timbers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Not to mention links to "Beaver Mountain" and "Brian Head". Hmmmmmmm.

    19. Re:Shiver me timbers! by Mantorp · · Score: 1

      Hmm, not so sure about that server, I tried to leave a smartass remark on his comment page and the server wasn't responding. That, or it just didn't like Mozilla.

    20. Re:Shiver me timbers! by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Good Senators?

      Name three. Other than the ones you voted for.

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    21. Re:Shiver me timbers! by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

      Is there such a creature as a Good Senator? (I'd be happy to find a Sane Senator.)

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    22. Re:Shiver me timbers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats exactly what i was thinking..

    23. Re:Shiver me timbers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there such a creature as a Good Senator?


      Paul Wellstone.

      Oops. Nevermind. They took care of him, didn't they...

    24. Re:Shiver me timbers! by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

      As to wheather Wellstone was a good senator it's all a matter of perspective He would wheel and deal with the rest of them and he was just as much in bed with the special Intrests as any of them.

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    25. Re:Shiver me timbers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh-oh, I smell a new tool for trolls ...

      Do NOT click this link, you have been warned...

      The senate has something interesting for you ...

    26. Re:Shiver me timbers! by pompousjerk · · Score: 1

      If you must know, it was posted to TotalFark.com, but rejected. (For obvious reasons.)

      That coulda done wonders for my karma. Oh, well. :/

    27. Re:Shiver me timbers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean a mouthful, don't you?

      Pornstar Hatch has his methods of enforcing compliance.

    28. Re:Shiver me timbers! by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      Second, if you were to take that site down, you would take down every senator's site, including the sites of some good senators. Its isn't right to do that just because of one dumbass senator.

      There are no good senators. Honest people can't be successful in politics, so they get real jobs. Every politician will screw the rest of us over for a couple of bucks. Some politicians will screw us over just for the hell of it.

      Regardless, there are no good politicians.

  4. If you think that's bad... by Infernon · · Score: 5, Funny
    If you think being a pirate was his only crime, think again-- he's charging 15.98 for his CD's!!! That's just robbery!!!

    1. Re:If you think that's bad... by rekkanoryo · · Score: 1

      That's not robbery. That's highway robbery.

    2. Re:If you think that's bad... by MartianKillerBarbies · · Score: 1

      ... thereby compounding the crime of having recorded them in the first place?

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    3. Re:If you think that's bad... by FatRatBastard · · Score: 5, Funny

      He's also into porno...

      Click on this and then click on "MyUtahSearch.com" on the right hand side.

      (Not safe for work)

    4. Re:If you think that's bad... by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, that's gotta require an explanation! Are the Grand Tetons really in Utah??? Sure looks like it...

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    5. Re:If you think that's bad... by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      whoa whats up with that? has it been haxxored or is it supposed to be a pr0n site?

    6. Re:If you think that's bad... by mcj · · Score: 1

      I don't know why he's so worried about music piracy...I can almost certainly guarantee that nobody's wasting the bandwidth to download his songs. Unless they're so bad they're positively Shatner-esque and worth a laugh.

    7. Re:If you think that's bad... by doomy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not only that, if you click on the link that says "My Utah Search.com" on the right hand side of this page, you get to a page that advertises only big natural breasts! :)

      (Oh got to thank the register for this).

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    8. Re:If you think that's bad... by MousePotato · · Score: 1

      Holy S@#$! Thats too funny! I thought you were kidding but I clicked the link and nearly had my tea come out my nose when the page came up.

    9. Re:If you think that's bad... by datatrash · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...then click the link above it for "Beaver Mountain"

    10. Re:If you think that's bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh yeah - like that is intentional

    11. Re:If you think that's bad... by Neolithic · · Score: 3, Informative

      Google Cache as it seems the link has been taken off.

      Direct link. NOT SAFE FOR WORK as the link automatically redirects to a porn site.

    12. Re:If you think that's bad... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm missing it....but as of 10:45 Mountain time, looks like it's been pulled off the page already. Site search and source search shows nothing.

      Think some admin at the site pays attention to /. ?

      Whoa! :-)

      SB

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    13. Re:If you think that's bad... by FatRatBastard · · Score: 1

      Damn, I'm surprised it took that long. I saw this on TotalFark about 6 hours ago (and I figure it got quite a few hits from that).

    14. Re:If you think that's bad... by _xeno_ · · Score: 2, Informative
      Hmm... it would appear that Orrin Hatch got bit by not regularly checking links. Sounds like some porn company snapped up a defunct domain name after the original company, hopefully a search engine, died.

      I know the same thing happened to the Linux User Group I (used to) belong to. Er, that link isn't work safe either - but it is lesbian porn, if that helps.

      Kinda a shock the first time I tried to find out when the new meeting times were...

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    15. Re:If you think that's bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol. You are right it's been removed, I looked at the source and the guy has replaced the link with a  

    16. Re:If you think that's bad... by Catnapster · · Score: 3, Informative

      Try the Google cache. Scroll down a little, you can't miss it.

      That's the funniest thing I've ever seen. Government-sponsored pr0n. I think the sysadmin does read /. and I'm willing to bet he shit himself when the AC up above pointed out that link. Oh, I would have loved to see the look on his face...

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    17. Re:If you think that's bad... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Oh, my :-)

      Heh.

      Heheheheh.

      LOL.

      Methinks someone was not paying attention to their site links....

      ROFLMAO

      SB

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    18. Re:If you think that's bad... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Methinks someone was not paying attention to their site links....

      And how much do you want to bet that right now Hatch is fuming in his office and typing up a bill to outlaw link rot? He's probably got the president of MediaDefender on the phone right now asking if it's possible to somehow cause large floppy bare breasts to explode over the Internet.

    19. Re:If you think that's bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A similar thing happened to the band October Thorns. At some point, the site www.octoberthorns.com was really weird, it just contained text that looked like a (gay) sex story but was completely incoherent (as in "time cube" incoherent).

      Now it's just a redirect to some index of popular porn sites.

    20. Re:If you think that's bad... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      What a horrible mental picture :-)

      SB

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    21. Re:If you think that's bad... by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's just a link to the "Babes of the Mormon Church" layout for Playboy. ;-)

      Explanation of why they were into polygamy, maybe?

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    22. Re:If you think that's bad... by zlexiss · · Score: 1

      You just try explaining that you grew up in Beaver County, PA, just north of Beaver Falls, in a small township called Big Beaver.

    23. Re:If you think that's bad... by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      Looky here.
      That's the archive.org mirror of that page, circa oct, 2002. Notice that the myutahsearch link is there [though the image link is broken.]

  5. Sensationalism... by RobPiano · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The article title is just alittle bit senstational... The senator's web designer didn't register *free* software (you have to pay for commerical use only). He was in violation of the software license. Obviously nobody on slashdot has ever violated a software license (if not please direct me to all that shareware you registered in under 30 days).

    It hardly damages his stance against downloading music.

    I'd say the only thing really damaging there is that he's from Utah.

    Oh well, keep fighting the good fight.
    -Rob

    1. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We aren't public officials calling for the destruction of copyright violaters. He is, and that's what he's guilty of. It doesn't matter if the software is free if you violate the license (as in GPL violations).

    2. Re:Sensationalism... by SirGeek · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The article title is just alittle bit senstational... The senator's web designer didn't register *free* software (you have to pay for commerical use only). He was in violation of the software license.

      And ?

      This is no different from what he's claiming everyone else is. He IS a commercial site (He isn't someone doing their family web site). He is a "commercial" entity (in a broad sense). He's using it to promote his "business" (politics).

      I would simply notify the creator of the JS stuff and have them get charges brought up on violating their IP (use the DMCA since it is act 1st, think later).

    3. Re:Sensationalism... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 4, Funny
      Screw the hypocrisy angle!

      His idea to be able to remotely destroy or disable somebody's computer is idiotic.

      I know I'm flogging a dead horse here, but isn't time we got politicians with a clue?

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    4. Re:Sensationalism... by timeOday · · Score: 5, Insightful
      He was in violation of the software license. Obviously nobody on slashdot has ever violated a software license (if not please direct me to all that shareware you registered in under 30 days).
      Umm, we're not the ones advocating blowing up computers of infringers.

      It certainly DOES damage his stance. I can't imagine he knew about the violation, which is a great argument against his idea. There are a lot of parents out there who don't particularly want their computers to explode, even if their kids are making unauthorized copies of intellectual property.

    5. Re:Sensationalism... by The+Evil+Plush+Toy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunatly, the "everyone else is doing it" defense won't fly infront of a judge. Yes, we all do it, and we all get away with it because no one has any particular reason to check on us as an individual. However, the Senator made a reason when he opened his mouth about piracy. Kind of a "people in glass houses" lesson to be learned here.

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    6. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA. It is free for non-profit use. The frickin company that makes the software even agrees that he doesnt have to pay. The only thing wrong is that his webmaster forgot to register the freeware like the license requires.

    7. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      If you bothered to RTFA you would have read that the creator WAS notified:

      "They're using our code," Woolley said Wednesday. "We've had no contact with them. They are in breach of our licensing terms."

    8. Re:Sensationalism... by topham · · Score: 4, Funny

      The whole point was "pottle, kettle, black".

    9. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a bit off topic, but does anyone else think that $900 for frickin java script menu code is a bit excessive? Almost anybody could buy a java script book and learn how to program the thing by themselves for a lot less than $900.

    10. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By definition politics is not commercial.

    11. Re:Sensationalism... by Phosphor3k · · Score: 1

      Non-Profit Business. RTFA, Ass.

    12. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously don't understand today's politics...

      Cf. haliburton, enron, microsoft, music industry, media...need I go on?

    13. Re:Sensationalism... by DataPath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It might be a bit overhyped, but the facts are still facts. He seems to believe that after two warning shots, "pirates'" computers may be remotely destroyed. His webmaster was illegally using software, which would, under the terms Sen. Hatch is seeking, would make it a target for destruction.

      I think if he REALLY understood the implications of what he was proposing, he'd cry himself to sleep at night in shame.

      Think about what he was proposing:
      1) Give companies the right to remotely destroy physical property.

      2) There is no mention of any review process - think of what Microsoft would be capable of doing to any of its competitors[1] - legally destroy their infrastucture

      3) Software piracy is so wide-spread that it could seriously destroy the U.S.'s economic backbone.

      4) A public school where some of the kids after hours get together and play video games - would those computers be exempted? How many caveats and exemptions would there have to be?

      5) Organizations like the BSA and the RIAA have sent violation notices falsely (finding OpenOffice available on FTP and mistaking it for MS Office, confusing a Professor's MP3 encoded lectures for copyrighted music). What's to prevent mistakes where people's work is destroyed? Personal files? Financial records?

      The U.S.'s lawmakers these days are just too blind-stupid about technology. And it doesn't appear to be changing. Oh yeah, and they're too easily bought by lobbyists.

      That is all.

      [1] competitor, n. - anyone who produces software.

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    14. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging by the way he lines his pockets with RI money, wouldn't you call his appointment a for-profit business? :)

    15. Re:Sensationalism... by timeOday · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, it is not a commercial site. However, the copyright owner still had requirements (registration), which Hatch's staff did not meet. But the fact that registration rather than money was required is immaterial. (If not, the GPL is certainly null and void, since it doesn't require payment either)

    16. Re:Sensationalism... by Blue+Stone · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The senator's web designer didn't register *free* software

      More correctly, the senator's web designer didn't register *copyrighted* software. Free or paid for, is the copyright owner's choice. The cost is not the issue.

      It damages his *incredibly fanatical* stance against copyright infringement, because he was all "holier-than-thou" and now it's been pointed his fly was open the whole time.

      Set your own house in order, before chastising other people, would seem to be the relevant... thingy.

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    17. Re:Sensationalism... by sweetooth · · Score: 5, Informative

      Senator Hatch is selling cds from his site as well. That would make it qualify for commercial uses and require a $900 registration fee as well. So, based on those criteria the maintainers of his site are the pirates. However, if you follow what the BSA says about software "theft" the senator is actually responsible for the actions of the people hired to do the work for him, just as a company would be responsible for the actions of thier employees. It remains to be seen if the senator will be allowed to simply use the non profit version or not.

      This does damage his stance against copyright violaters as this makes him look very hipocritical. Software piracy is nothing more than copyright violation just as trading music and movies is.

    18. Re:Sensationalism... by modecx · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is free for Non-Profit use, but Hatch's site didn't qualify.

      [snip from the wired article]
      When contacted Thursday, Woolley said the company that maintains the senator's site had e-mailed Milonic to begin the registration process. Woolley said the code added to Hatch's site after the issue came to light met some -- but not all -- of Milonic's licensing requirements.

      RTFA yourself, YSOB.

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    19. Re:Sensationalism... by SunPin · · Score: 1

      Several... most recently, Mutant Storm. Some shareware is just that good and most won't work anyway after 30 days.

      That's the problem with any script. It's easy to abuse. Hatch really should have checked his six before opening his mouth. It says a lot about the self-righteous mentality.

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    20. Re:Sensationalism... by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

      well, If my hardware ever did get destroyed, and consequently my data was destroyed, then I would legally act under the fact that they destroyed MY copyrighted material.

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    21. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Milonic Solutions' JavaScript code used on Hatch's website costs $900 for a site-wide license. It is free for personal or nonprofit use, which the senator likely qualifies for.

      Apparently you missed that part.

    22. Re:Sensationalism... by DataPath · · Score: 1

      Another braindead failing of the US Judicial system. You simply don't have the cash to take on a big corporation in the American legal system. It'd have to be a pretty open and shut case to have a chance.

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    23. Re:Sensationalism... by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      The Senator is selling CDs through his Senate web site? Prove it. That's a major ethics violation.

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    24. Re:Sensationalism... by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      It hardly damages his stance against downloading music.
      Of course it does. It points out how ridiculous his stance on music piracy is. His stance implies that it would been reasonable for Milonic software to physically destroy his servers for his transgression. Or is he drawing a distinction between piracy of music and other forms of copyright infringement? Perhaps he saying that only big media companies should be allowed to vandalise other peoples' equipment?
    25. Re:Sensationalism... by ThePolemarch · · Score: 2

      The fact that the software was free is not at issue, although an argument can be made that the senator runs the site to aid in re-election, and considering he makes his living as a senator, I'm not so sure the site isn't not for profit.

      Anyway, the Senator is in violation of a copyright, the laws which he endorses being enfoced to the point of lunacy. It does indeed hurt his case. He is in violaton of a copyright worth $900, as opposed to the value of a song at $.99.

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    26. Re:Sensationalism... by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

      another braindead moron who fails to realize that if half the US got their comps fried and subsequently lost data, then no corp, no matter the size, could possibley withstand the crushing.

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    27. Re:Sensationalism... by Metasquares · · Score: 1

      And you'd likely lose if Sen. Hatch's proposal becomes reality, because all someone has to do is yell "piracy!" to justify destroying your machine. Even if you won a court case, that wouldn't get you your data back. Unless you made a backup three minutes before the RIAA/thought police/whoever decided to blow your machine up, you're still going to lose data and time.

    28. Re:Sensationalism... by Golias · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Thank you for the most insightful post of the entire thread, Cpt. Splendid.

      1. There is no hypocrisy or irony here, as desperate as some people are to find it.

      2. Senator Hatch's suggestion was remarkably clueless.

      I'm not one to criticize Hatch undeservedly... As an occational professional musician himself, Senator Hatch has often come down on the White-Hat side of music rights issues, taking the recording industry to task on the Senate floor for restricting fair use. There is a great deal to admire in his accomplishments over the years, and while he was a distant 5th place in the GOP presidential primaries last time around, I would have been far happier with him as our current president than with GWB.

      That said, he exhibited stunning thick-headedness in his assertion that frying the computers of those who are using Kazaa to illegally trade music and software was a good idea revealed him to be so poorly-informed that it makes me wonder if he spoke to his advisers about this idea at all before publicly airing it. It was a stupid, stupid idea, and Senator Hatch should be ashamed that he ever uttered it.

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    29. Re:Sensationalism... by sixdotoh · · Score: 2, Funny
      politicians with a clue????

      dang, that'd be the day ...

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    30. Re:Sensationalism... by MousePotato · · Score: 2, Interesting

      hmm... I didn't see a link or even a mention of his cd anywhere... nice try though ;)

      I do agree that it damages his stance regardless.

    31. Re:Sensationalism... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      registration != payment

    32. Re:Sensationalism... by dissy · · Score: 1

      > Non-Profit Business. RTFA, Ass

      Key word is business, not profit or non-profit

      He is using it as a business, so its comercial.

      commercial
      1.
      1. Of or relating to commerce: a commercial loan; a commercial attaché.
      2. Engaged in commerce: a commercial trucker.
      3. Involved in work that is intended for the mass market: a commercial artist.
      2. Of, relating to, or being goods, often unrefined, produced and distributed in large quantities for use by industry.
      3. Having profit as a chief aim: a commercial book, not a scholarly tome.
      4. Sponsored by an advertiser or supported by advertising: commercial television.

      Sounds like he fits the definition to me.

    33. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't use shareware.

      My software is legal.

      Elected servants of the people should set an example. That goes for drug testing too.

    34. Re:Sensationalism... by ScottForbes · · Score: 4, Insightful
      This is no different from what he's claiming everyone else is. He IS a commercial site (He isn't someone doing their family web site). He is a "commercial" entity (in a broad sense). He's using it to promote his "business" (politics).

      I'm cynical about politics, but I'm not that cynical. Senator Hatch's web site is not commercial in any meaningful sense; he is not engaging in commerce via his site. If he had an online store with Orrin Hatch baseball caps and bumper stickers, it'd be another story -- but he doesn't. As a Senator, Hatch has a legitimate duty to be accessible to his constituents, and his web site serves that non-commercial purpose.

      I would simply notify the creator of the JS stuff and have them get charges brought up on violating their IP

      You can't "bring someone up on charges" merely for violating copyright: Copyright infringement is a civil matter, not a crime. The DMCA blurs this distinction, by making it a crime to circumvent copyright protection, but nonetheless you can't arrest the gentleman from Utah [sic] for infringing someone's copyright.

      A big part of the RIAA's tactics in this debate is to make you think file sharing is a crime. They want to embed in your consciousness that "listening to music that someone else purchased" is morally equivalent to "boarding a ship and stealing the cargo." Playing fast and loose with language is part of that effort: If you subconsciously accept that intangible ideas are "property" which can be "stolen," and that "pirates" are "stealing intellectual property" when they download copyrighted materials, then the battle is already half lost.

      I'm more than happy to see a hypocrite get his comeuppance -- if Sen. Hatch thinks copyright infringement should be punished with vigilante justice, then I'll warm up the tar and feathers -- but the original poster is right to point out that "pirate" is unjustified hyperbole, and that using pirate analogies to discuss these issues only makes it harder to defend our rights.

    35. Re:Sensationalism... by DataPath · · Score: 1

      half the US, yes. quarter, yes thousandth, yes.

      I was just venting frustration about the stupid legal system, and how, in the end, the little guy almost always gets screwed.

      Class action lawsuits seem to generally turn out pretty favorably.

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    36. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't imagine he knew about the violation, which is a great argument against his idea.

      I thought his idea was to give two warnings first.

    37. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he sells stuff there.

      and links to porn.

      what's going on in Utah, are they all crazy now? Is something bubbling up from under the salt flats. What is going on there!!?

    38. Re:Sensationalism... by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

      agreed.

      woah, you're #1111, that kicks ass. i almost wanna puchase your name for that # ;p

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    39. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might be a bit overhyped, but the facts are still facts. He seems to believe that after two warning shots, "pirates'" computers may be remotely destroyed. His webmaster was illegally using software, which would, under the terms Sen. Hatch is seeking, would make it a target for destruction.

      No, it would make it a target for a warning shot.

      Organizations like the BSA and the RIAA have sent violation notices falsely (finding OpenOffice available on FTP and mistaking it for MS Office, confusing a Professor's MP3 encoded lectures for copyrighted music). What's to prevent mistakes where people's work is destroyed? Personal files? Financial records?

      The same thing that's stopping them from doing it now. The law. It's not legally to make a mistake, after all.

    40. Re:Sensationalism... by heli0 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Software piracy is so wide-spread that it could seriously destroy the U.S.'s economic backbone.

      I wonder what % of WinXP users are using a pirated copy? I do not know a single person who has a purchased copy of this OS.

      Maybe someone could figure it out using available figures.

      According to google (http://www.google.com/press/zeitgeist.html)
      32% - WinXP
      33% - Win98

      Has MS sold enough copies of WinXP to account for that #?

      A certain site Torrentse_visitor_stats that a lot of "pirates" visit has WinXP use at 65% and Win98 at 5% among 70,000 unique visitors.

      All very interesting.

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    41. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Senator Hatch is selling cds from his site as well. That would make it qualify for commercial uses and require a $900 registration fee as well."

      Thats absolutely right. Futhermore, I have a lot of doubts about the people that are trying to equate government with private charity. When I want someone to pay for software, I mean corporations and government.

    42. Re:Sensationalism... by benna · · Score: 1

      You are just not thinking about it the right way. It is for commercial use. He is making a fortune from all of his corperate freinds. The fact that he said computers of people that download music is enough to make him pay for the software. You think the RIAA got him to say that for free?

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    43. Re:Sensationalism... by EvilSporkMan · · Score: 1

      And that's where our great legal system comes in - sue for damages =) Lost time, emotional distress, injury from shards of plastic from exploding computer...

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    44. Re:Sensationalism... by Quixotic137 · · Score: 2, Informative

      He's not selling CD's from this site. He sells CD's from this site. Not that this proves that he's actually selling any CD's, just that they're for sale.

    45. Re:Sensationalism... by heli0 · · Score: 1

      troll? I was just wondering if anyone had figures about piracy of WinXP. Settle down.

      Note: If I could install it on more than one machine I may have purchased it, but there is no way I was going to buy 4 copies.

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    46. Re:Sensationalism... by kimgh · · Score: 1
      Whatever Hatch thinks should happen to "pirate" computers (and particularly dumb thoughts they are), I suspect there is not a chance that such a law would ever get passed. Even the Berman bill died aborning, and by comparison, it was much less outrageous (although still very outrageous on an absolute scale).

      No such bill has been introduced. I doubt any will be. Hatch may be a dunce of historic proportions, but even he must know there is no chance to get a law like that passed.

    47. Re:Sensationalism... by HanzoSan · · Score: 1



      The day Orin Hatch is president is the day I leave the USA.

      That guy would make the whole internet illegal to stop piracy.

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    48. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And showing two warnings to a child who thinks he knows better (they can't do anything to my Dad's computer!) is considered sufficient warning to destroy all data on Dad's PC?

    49. Re:Sensationalism... by jasonditz · · Score: 1

      Hatch is a millionaire. You telling me none of that money came from politics, and that the website isn't designed to promote him as a political candidate.

      I for one would be pissed if a politician used a piece of software I wrote claiming to be a non-profit group.

    50. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
      Actually, the developer whose code he is accused of stealing explicitly prohibits Government/Political organizations from qualifying for a free license:
      Note that Intranets of any description and Government/Political bodies will need to purchase, we cannot provide free license for these installations.
    51. Re:Sensationalism... by Golias · · Score: 1
      The day Orin Hatch is president is the day I leave the USA.

      If that day comes, say "hi" to Alec Baldwin and Barbra Streisand for me, okay?

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    52. Re:Sensationalism... by DataPath · · Score: 1

      Every once in awhile I get tempted to e-bay it. Just out of morbid curiosity, really.

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    53. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the fuck would anyone pirate or purchase Windows XP? I can understand settling for it if it came with your computer and you don't want to bother with making a new partition or something, but if you're getting a new operating system, might as well make it one that doesn't suck, like FreeBSD for example.

    54. Re:Sensationalism... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Which suggest to me that he *is* clueless, and was relying on his advisors to inform him about the issues. Apparently, this time, he didn't listen to them.

      So the real question is: What is his real opinion about all this? Inquiring mind wants to know...

      SB

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    55. Re:Sensationalism... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Grandparent should be interesting.

      I own a legal copy of WinXP. However, I know of several people who had corporate licensed copies days before it was publicly available. Microsoft claimed something like 38 *million* copies sold within a week after release. So, what are the real figures? I've wondered this for quite a while.

      I suspect that not only does nobody know, nobody will *ever* know.

      SB

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    56. Re:Sensationalism... by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

      Just remember, his proposal about companies being able to destroy people's property if they suspect theft of property only applies to the vast unwashed masses who aren't in political office.

      It obviously doesn't apply to people who MAKE laws!

      I can't believe nobody else figured that out yet.

      Sheesh.

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    57. Re:Sensationalism... by modecx · · Score: 1

      It's all the fallout that blew over from the test ranges near AREA 51.

      Actually, come to think of it, it could be an Indian curse or some such... They've been weird over there far longer than we've known about atoms.

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    58. Re:Sensationalism... by Moofie · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're telling me you think holding a Senate seat is a non-profit activity?

      What color is the sky on your planet?

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    59. Re:Sensationalism... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Copyright infringement is a civil matter?

      Mr. Johanssen (sp?) and Mr. Sklyarov might argue with you.

      Copyright infringement has not been a civil matter since the FBI and Interpol started putting warnings on VHS tapes, cowboy.

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    60. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure it's excessive. but that's beside the point. If they didn't want to pay the $900, then yah, they should've written it by thier own damn selves. Since they chose to use something somebody else wrote, and the asking price is $900, then they should have to pay that.

      If it was my code, I'd expect the same. Even if it was just a crappy little widget that any monkey could write and that I'm charging a ridiculously large amount for. My code, my price.

    61. Re:Sensationalism... by HanzoSan · · Score: 1



      I'd rather live in China than live under the Iron Fist of Orin Hatch, have fun when you lose all your freedom of speech and civil rights.

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    62. Re:Sensationalism... by Espen · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you got the idea he qualifies for a free licence, since the software's web site clear states:
      "Government/Political bodies will need to purchase, we cannot provide free license for these installations."

    63. Re:Sensationalism... by stor · · Score: 1

      Isn't it "Those is glass houses... yada yada" here on /.?

      Cheers
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    64. Re:Sensationalism... by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      His site's not commercial? How does advertising Utah's sports teams improve his constituents' ability to contact him and determine what his opinions on issues are? What about all those links that are basically ads saying, "Hey, come to Utah and spend your money here?" There are links to several ski resorts that receive the benefit (i.e. profit) of having an an advertisement in such a public forum. Just because Hatch himself may not make a direct profit doesn't mean it's not a commercial site.

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    65. Re:Sensationalism... by Ada_Rules · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is not sensationalism at all! From a legal standpoint there is NO difference between downloading a copyrighted song without permission and using software in violation of the software license agreement (since if you do not comply with the terms of the license, you ARE violating the copyright holders rights).

      Seems pretty clear cut. Seems like if I was the author/copyright holder of the software I would be well withinmy rights to destroy his computer.

      And on your second point, I do indeed register all the shareware that I keep. Have I ever made a mistake and not deleted something before the date? Probably. But if I launch it and it is expired I will uninstall it or register it. Again, I am not perfect but I do make an effort.

      Just because you (and many others) like to steal/and or violate copyrights does not mean everyone does.

      Not everyone who writes/uses GPL software or thinks that there should be more services like apples itunes service are interested in violating copyrights.

      Not everyone who things congress went too far when they started down the path of "perpetual" copyright with recent laws thinks stealing is ok.

      As for your final request to direct you to all shareware registered in under 30 days.

      Hmm, I own valid licenses for

      winzip
      getright
      numerous video/image editing apps/plugins
      Nero
      Easy Video Joiner.

      There are many others. Including 5-10 palm OS applications.

      Shareware is usually pretty cheap. If you are using it, REGISTER IT.

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    66. Re:Sensationalism... by BiteMeFanboy · · Score: 0
      That's not necessarily true. A company is responsible for what it's employees do, due (hehe I said doodoo) to the fact that it's an incorporated entity. I'm not sure that applies to this situation.

      As posted earlier though, the price is irrelavent. Money is not the deciding factor in the decision to determine whether or not a license has been followed. (Unless of course the issue goes to court, then he with the most money does decide)

    67. Re:Sensationalism... by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      There is no hypocrisy or irony here, as desperate as some people are to find it.

      Forgive me, but with your glowing praise of Senator Hatch, I'm having a little trouble identifying the source of the desperation in this discussion. Would you care to support that point?

      From where I am sitting, he made the statement that copyright violation should be met with immediate destructive result without the benefit of due process under law. He said this while being in violation of copyright with regard to software used on his web site. Looks like hypocrisy to me.

    68. Re:Sensationalism... by flea69 · · Score: 1

      First of all the Senator doesn't JUST have an issue with downloading music. His gripe is with violation of copyrighted material. His violation of a software license has EVERYTHING to do with his hypocritical arugement.

      Lets just say before you dish out the death sentence for doing drugs, it's wise to see if your kid is hitting the pipe first.

    69. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "e-bay" is a verb, now?

      I just can't keep up with you kids and your "kewl" lingo. I was just finally getting used to "sick" being a good thing. :)

    70. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well then, we should be trying as hard as we can to destroy or disable the Governing Body that makes such stupid proposals.

      It's REALLY the only way for our politicians to get a clue.

      And please stop flogging the dead horse, hes/she did nothing to you. But politcians have ...

    71. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just finally getting used to "sick" being a good thing.

      But it's not any more. It hasn't for a little while. Now we have disgusting being a good thing, and next week 'induces vomitting' will be a good thing.

    72. Re:Sensationalism... by BennyTheBall · · Score: 1
      Agree, the article IS indeed a bit sensational, and the senator might not be committing a serious offense. However, it is only reasonable to expect that someone who proposes such harsh (way-of-line, ridiculous,illegal) measures on copyright violatros were just as strict about complying with the law himself.

      The fact that the senator allows himself to be so careless with his own site, makes him no more than a hypocrite.

    73. Re:Sensationalism... by sugus · · Score: 1

      Does it matter?

      What if he did register all his software? Would you turn around and go "Hey that's ok then, say whatever you want"?

      It's all irrelevant considering how ridiculous his comments were.

    74. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You people are fucking stupid. Orrin fucking Hatch does not fucking administrate his own fucking web fucking server. Do you not fucking understand what this fucking means, you fucking twits? *HE ISN'T IN VIOLATION OF THE COPYRIGHT* whoever is in charge of procuring software for his web server is. Fucking numbskulls. There's enough out there that really *is* news. This isn't.
      Besides, even were the senator's idiotic plan to blow up computers in place, he would *still* get two warnings first. I hate you all. You are stupid.

    75. Re:Sensationalism... by Darby · · Score: 1

      "e-bay" is a verb, now?

      I just can't keep up with you kids and your "kewl" lingo. I was just finally getting used to "sick" being a good thing. :)


      Pretty much any noun can be verbed in English. This allows for more fluid constructions and generally improves the language.
      Hope this helps.

    76. Re:Sensationalism... by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      It's just icing on the cake, it's not the meat of the whole matter.

      We all know his stance is rediculous, but this incident really puts a sweet coating on the whole deal, and will force quite a few people to actually stop and think for a second about the whole thing instead of just passing it through like it was a budget increase or something.

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    77. Re:Sensationalism... by deblau · · Score: 1

      Actually, copyright infringement can be a crime. See here and here for the details. Executive summary: anyone willfully infringing copyright for commercial gain can get prison, up to 10 years for repeat offenders. Basically, you have to be distributing 10 or more copyrighted works with a retail value of $2,500 or more. Any infringement can carry up to a year in jail, regardless of how many works are shared. I know no one here is doing any of this, right?

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    78. Re:Sensationalism... by stuntpope · · Score: 1
      I don't care how you people want to play with semantics and whether politicians make money or not, but: a government is not considered a commercial entity. The US Senate is not a business. A .gov site is not a commercial venture. Your blathering about politics, corruption and dirty money does nothing to change the legal definition of what is a profit, and what is a non-profit, organization.

      BTW, a Senator has a responsibility to his/her state that elected him/her. It makes perfect sense for Hatch's site to attempt to increase tourism, and therefore, cash flow, to Utah. That's called serving the best interests of the people who elected him.

      In other news, NPR (National Public Radio) sells music CDs on their website. NPR is a non-profit organization. Whoa, what a contradiction, huh? That just can't be!

    79. Re:Sensationalism... by mrmaster · · Score: 1

      However, doesn't this show that if Hatch was to get his bill passed, he computer could be accidentally destroyed because they thought it was a commercial site?

    80. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't like Hatch's politics. But don't forget that he would be making five to ten times his salary in the private sector, without the expense of maintaining two homes on opposite sides of the continent.

      If he wanted to get rich, he wouldn't be in politics.

    81. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But no one else on Slashdot advocates Sen. Hatch's solution to the copyright problem. If someone screams for vigilante cyberjustice, then they should be the first to suffer the consequences if they are involved in the same violations.

      In other words, Sen. Hatch is about to throw stones against other glass houses when he himself lives in one. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones if they know what's good for them.

    82. Re:Sensationalism... by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      know I'm flogging a dead horse here, but isn't time we got politicians with a clue?

      Sure, all you would have to do is elect them. But that would require having a population with a clue...

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    83. Re:Sensationalism... by Golias · · Score: 1
      If you can't comprehend the difference between blatantly ripping off software & music and happening to employ some snot-nosed MCSE to admin your web server who forgot to register some free software, then you are either as clueless as Senator Hatch was when he made his statement about damaging computers, or else you are willfully choosing to ignore the difference, because you want to see hypocricy so badly in a politician you happen to dislike.

      The post I was replying to (who obviously esteems Senator Hatch a lot less than I do) was correct. The issue to focus on here is not any perceived double-standard. The issue to focus on is that his proposal was asinine.

      Why are people so afraid to simply criticize ideas these days? It was a really stupid idea! That should be enough to raise the bile of anybody here, and invite plenty of scorn and ridicule, without grasping at straws for a way to attack the ethics of the person who came up with it.

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    84. Re:Sensationalism... by velophile · · Score: 1

      More over, the article mentions an illegal modification of the registration information, sounds like the circumvention clause of the DMCA applies to me...

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    85. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Potty mouth. Cursing is the lowest form of insult. What's the matter, can't turn a phrase?

    86. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey there was potential petard hoisting. Can't forget that.

    87. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but nonetheless you can't arrest the gentleman from Utah [sic] for infringing someone's copyright.

      Do you even have a clue what sic means, or do you just like to throw it in a random times to fool morons into thinking you're smart?

      Come on - this will be fun. You tell me what you think it means, and then I'll tell you what it really means, then you can get back to your cheetohs and gay porn.

    88. Re:Sensationalism... by DataPath · · Score: 1

      As long as the speaker realizes that it's colloquial, not formal, english. Although, the most common colloquial usages reflecting mass culture are usually introduced into newer revisions of dictionaries. I wouldn't be surprised if e-bay appeared in a 2004 Webster's dictionary or something. As I recall, "d'oh" made it into the Oxford a few years ago with credit to the illustrious Homer J. Simpson

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    89. Re:Sensationalism... by scrytch · · Score: 1

      > Set your own house in order, before chastising other people, would seem to be the relevant...

      This is precisely why I can't stand arguments about hypocrisy. What if he didn't have the unregistered software? Would he then be in the right, his idea perfectly acceptable? I realize that this inversion is patently invalid, but so is the tu quoque argument. It makes your argument look so weak, you will capitalize on any barely thing that's not even germane to the issue that you're avoiding attacking directly.

      Maybe I'm not communicating it well... unless you've got something really damning, pointing and shouting "hypocrisy" at your opponents is lame. Even if you can manage to take someone down a peg, it still usually does nothing to their own argument.

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    90. Re:Sensationalism... by moncyb · · Score: 1

      So the copyright owners should have hacked into the server and shown two warnings on the government's server (just like Hatch suggested) before they destroyed it?

    91. Re:Sensationalism... by frost22 · · Score: 1
      The senator's web designer didn't register *free* software (you have to pay for commerical use only).
      This is a joke, isn' it ?

      Hatch is a politician by trade, and he even calls this site "my virtual office". This is no f** way a personal site - this is commercial. The Senator should be ashamed to cheat a hard working software author out of a few hundred bucks!

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    92. Re:Sensationalism... by kryliss · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a "Do as I say not as I do type of fella". Seems to be typical with those of "the church"

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    93. Re:Sensationalism... by phorm · · Score: 1

      by making it a crime to circumvent copyright protection

      Oh, you mean something like putting in place of the reg key this:
      the source code on Hatch's site contained the line: "* i am the license for the menu (duh) *"

      Don't know if it requires the license to be non-null, or if licensing code was just plain nuked, but it should fill the requirement anyhow.

    94. Re:Sensationalism... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      You're telling me you think holding a Senate seat is a non-profit activity?
      What color is the sky on your planet?


      Green!

      Ahh, lovely planet D.C. where the sky is the color of crisp hundred dollar bills!

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    95. Re:Sensationalism... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I see senator's kids lining up for financial aid all the time.

      Riiiiight.

      How much does it cost to get elected to the Senate? Some estimates are around two million dollars.

      Somebody thinks this is a good investment. Hint: It's not his constituents.

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    96. Re:Sensationalism... by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      Okay, so you wish to retract your statement questioning whether hypocrisy is evident in this situation and instead simply point out that it is more productive to address the idea rather than the person. I can go with that. I presume you'll take the next step in elevating the discussion to a purely logical level and retract your attempt to support Sen. Hatch with your opponents' "desperation", and with my "clueless" and/or "willful" "attack"(s)?

    97. Re:Sensationalism... by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1
      "It makes your argument look so weak, you will capitalize on any barely thing that's not even germane to the issue that you're avoiding attacking directly.

      It's about the man. It's about him holding people to standards and punishing them for failure, when he can't even meet them.

      He comes to the battlefield with less weight now.

      Plus I think that the gloating is in proportion to the ridiculous nature of the attack.

      If you're going to be so holier-than-thou, with people, then you have to be.

      His position was extreme, with little patience for 'transgressors', little compassion for failure. That's about a flaw in his own personal code - his own standards, not the particular argument in question.
      It's a meta-issue, if you like.
      It's only 'lame' if you think it's about the specific argument; it's about the man's code of conduct/honour/integrity, (etc.) - the issue of 'piracy' and his policy on it, is contained within that.

      (PS. thanks for making me think hard.)

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    98. Re:Sensationalism... by nlvp · · Score: 1
      A big part of the RIAA's tactics in this debate is to make you think file sharing is a crime. They want to embed in your consciousness that "listening to music that someone else purchased" is morally equivalent to "boarding a ship and stealing the cargo."

      Well, given some recent legal decisions, I would think the courts are generally more in agreement with the RIAA than with the filesharers. From reading some of the judgements, I have to agree with them that there's a clear argument to be made that there's something being stolen.

      But nobody ever said it was tangible property. They said it was (A) Usage rights, and (B) revenues.

      Assuming it was found to be perfectly legal to take music off the internet without paying for it, based on the arguments here, then I would feel reasonably comfortable going downstairs in my building and taking a crowbar to the electricity meter, because my usage of a little more electricity here isn't going to be felt anywhere else, so where's the damage? Then I could build lots of arguments about how the electricity I was using over and above my previous consumption was electricity I wouldn't be using otherwise, and since there's surplus capacity in my part of the country, I'm not harming anybody. Am I?

    99. Re:Sensationalism... by jafac · · Score: 1

      "Senator Hatch's web site is not commercial in any meaningful sense;"

      Obviously, you haven't been paying attention to American politics for the past, oh, say, 200 years.

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    100. Re:Sensationalism... by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      If you can't comprehend the difference between blatantly ripping off software & music and happening to employ some snot-nosed MCSE to admin your web server who forgot to register some free software, then you are either as clueless as Senator Hatch was when he made his statement about damaging computers, or else you are willfully choosing to ignore the difference, because you want to see hypocricy so badly in a politician you happen to dislike.

      Irrelevant. He's the boss; the buck stops with him. It doesn't matter whether he installed himself or had some "snot-nosed MCSE" do it for him, Hatch is still responsible for his site. And why are we expecting a higher standard from him than from some pimply faced kid "blatantly ripping off software & music"? Because he's a Senator, and the chair of the fucking Judiciary Committee! You're damn right we're going to expect more from him! :)

    101. Re:Sensationalism... by Golias · · Score: 1
      Okay, so you wish to retract your statement questioning whether hypocrisy is evident in this situation and instead simply point out that it is more productive to address the idea rather than the person.

      I retracted nothing. The only way you can possibly perceive hypocracy in this situation is if you are trying really hard to see it, by ignoring those facts which make it clear that there's no case for hypocracy to be made.

      If you want to sling mud at Senator Hatch for making a stupid suggestion, by all means sling away. His argument was indefensible. However, if you are going to insist on calling him a "hypocrite" just because his webmaster forgot to register some free software, that's where I'm saying you have left the boundry of rational discourse. The case for hypocracy here is so weak that only somebody who already had an agenda to show Hatch as a hyporcrite (whether he is or not) could possibly be interested in making it.

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    102. Re:Sensationalism... by Golias · · Score: 1
      (sigh) We are still talking about software that's legal for his staff to use for free. The only mistake made here was that they did not get around to registering it yet. Hardly the sort of thing Hatch was calling for a crack-down on.

      Forgetting a freeware registration is in no way analogous to downloading the entire Photoshop CD image and using a cracked serial number from a warez site to run it, nor gathering up the entire Led Zeppelin catalog on your MP3 player without paying for a single album.

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    103. Re:Sensationalism... by Golias · · Score: 1
      I'd rather live in China than live under the Iron Fist of Orin Hatch

      Good, then we have something we agree on. I would prefer that you live in China, too.

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    104. Re:Sensationalism... by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      We are still talking about software that's legal for his staff to use for free.

      No, we aren't. They said his site would "probably" qualify as a non-profit, but to make sure of that Hatch's staff needs to talk to the developers, which they've neglected to do.

      Forgetting a freeware registration is in no way analogous to downloading the entire Photoshop CD image and using a cracked serial number from a warez site to run it, nor gathering up the entire Led Zeppelin catalog on your MP3 player without paying for a single album.

      Tell that to the BSA, and it might be freeware, or it might be almost a thousand dollars. The point that you seem to be missing is that before Hatch goes on the warpath for copyrights, he had better make sure his own ducks are all in a row. He didn't, which is why he's being (deservedly) lambasted.

    105. Re:Sensationalism... by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      First this...

      The issue to focus on here is not any perceived double-standard.

      Now this...

      The case for hypocracy here is so weak that only somebody who already had an agenda to show Hatch as a hyporcrite (whether he is or not) could possibly be interested in making it.

      Would you please make up your mind on the significance of the hypocrisy issue? If you are going to charge off into absurdity, at least move toward it in a straight line.

    106. Re:Sensationalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yo! Your mad wordage is causing me to vomit, dude!

      Except not. Because you aren't funny.

  6. Software piracy is bad by ObviousGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's why software should be free?

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    1. Re:Software piracy is bad by zzyp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, I agree :)

      Seriously, I wish more people would consider using Open source. In the lab where I work, I have managed a few converts.

    2. Re:Software piracy is bad by shawnce · · Score: 2, Funny
      That's why software should be free?
      Actually the software in question is free since his website is not for commercial purposes. The apparent violation is that of license agreement; which requires registration and an in source link.

      Free software is most often not "free" in the sense it often comes with purposely restrictive licensing agreements and this is an example of that.

      (not saying free / open / etc. is good or bad, just pointing out the facts)
    3. Re:Software piracy is bad by vlad30 · · Score: 1

      That's why software should be free?

      Obviously you don't write software for a living or you are still young. Its free if the time of the writer is free or not worth much. However think first software writers need to pay their mortgages, raise there kids and eat so unless that is free nothing can really be free

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    4. Re:Software piracy is bad by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      Obviously you don't write software for a living or you are still young. Its free if the time of the writer is free or not worth much. However think first software writers need to pay their mortgages, raise there kids and eat so unless that is free nothing can really be free.

      In the universe of professional software developers, almost nobody makes their money writing mass-market software. The money is in services, custom vertical apps, and so on. And all those people do better when free software is available, so the community gains on the bottom line.

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    5. Re:Software piracy is bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the software in question is free since his website is not for commercial purposes.

      It's only free as in beer. The registration requirement makes it not free as in freedom.

    6. Re:Software piracy is bad by AndyS · · Score: 1

      If I was selling software, I would not make US Senators (whose page is selling them to the public) non-commercial. If they didn't receive massive corporate donations maybe.

      I'm sorry, but they are businesses as much as any other.

    7. Re:Software piracy is bad by shawnce · · Score: 1

      That's you and your desire... it doesn't change the reality of this instance.

  7. durr by Afbc0m · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Anyone want to say something intelligent instead of making stupid comments that only ruin it for others?

  8. Thank You For Catching This by mrs+clear+plastic · · Score: 0

    This article is a great catch for you folks!

    It's nice to find something that puts his
    foot in his mouth!

    Again, thank you for catching that article!

    MCP

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    1. Re:Thank You For Catching This by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 0

      He should get a foot up the ass too....

    2. Re:Thank You For Catching This by CognitiveFusion · · Score: 1

      It's nice to find something that puts his foot in his mouth!

      And that takes some extrodinary flexibility considering he already had his head up his ass.

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  9. MPU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You're right. Hatch isn't the pirate, his web designer is, but it doesn't make it any less funny and ironic. :P

    1. Re:MPU by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The irony - oh, sweet, sweet irony - is that Hatch's proposal would have been unfair exactly because it would have hoisted him on this petard. A machine is violating copyrights? It doesn't matter whose it is, it goes. It's the same logic as drug-law enforcement forfeiture (your kid gets pulled over and they find a joint in his pocket, they can take the car he was driving - your car - sell it, and use the money for the police department's Krispy Kreme fund. They don't even need an indictment!)

    2. Re:MPU by meta-monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Agreed...and even though he wasn't directly responsible for it, it screws him too.

      Here's my question...what about all the other senators? I wonder who does his web hosting? It's on senate.gov, and while the server may be virtual, it's possible that every other sentaor has his website hosted on the same box. So, Orrin's web designer fucks up, and every senator gets his website destroyed. Great plan, Orrin.

      I'm the sysadmin for a university research lab. We've got a few servers for home directories, and about 50 users. I can't keep track of every piece of copyrighted material somebody might copy and put on my server. So, because one user screws up and downloads "Baby Got Back" without sending the requisite $0.45 to whatever homeless shelter Sir Mixalot hangs his hat at these days, and 50 graduate students lose their theses. GREAT PLAN ORRIN.

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    3. Re:MPU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Sir Mixalot (Anthony "Tony" Ray) is doing pretty well for himself right now. Oddly enough he's lived down the street from me since the early 1990's. What's Tony doing these days? Well, he's actually very skilled at working on complex electronics, so he has been buying giant industrial communications equipment, repairing it, and then reselling. So no, Tony isn't in any homeless shelters these days, but he does hang out at McDonalds with ALARMING frequency.

    4. Re:MPU by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      Actually, it could be worse than that - suppose the auto-destruct sequence was tripped when you "download" email that contains copyrighted material... There's a whole new can of DoS worms to open. Simply email some copyrighted stuff to people you don't like and watch their computers implode.

      First, of course, there needs to be a completely foolproof "watermarking" scheme that can definitively identify copyrighted material. That might work, eventually, for music and maybe for compiled software, but I think it would be chancy at best for anything distributed as source. The whole "make it implode" idea has to hinge on some reliable method of tracking copyrighted material.

  10. Way to advertise yourself Laurence Simon by saden1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This guys knows how to advertise himself. Imagine getting your name out there in the mass median and the fact you are unemployed.

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    1. Re:Way to advertise yourself Laurence Simon by Surreal_Streaker · · Score: 2, Funny
      in the mass median

      Sounds dangerous.

    2. Re:Way to advertise yourself Laurence Simon by endquotedotcom · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yup. Here's his site. Pretty funny guy.

    3. Re:Way to advertise yourself Laurence Simon by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 1
      Imagine getting your name out there in the mass median
      I think politicians have prior art, from all those campaign signs...
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    4. Re:Way to advertise yourself Laurence Simon by doomboy · · Score: 1

      http://amish.blogmosis.com

      Weblog of the aforementioned Mr. Simon. . .

    5. Re:Way to advertise yourself Laurence Simon by Igmuth · · Score: 1

      s/mass/grass

      Ahh make more sense now...

    6. Re:Way to advertise yourself Laurence Simon by saden1 · · Score: 1

      wouldn't "s/mass/me too/i" be more appropriate?

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    7. Re:Way to advertise yourself Laurence Simon by CanSpice · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and he's good at surfing the web. Just what I would be looking for in an employee.

  11. there's a much easier way to do it by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 2, Informative

    it's a lot easier and software-licence free to do it using css. All you need to do is hide the html part of each menu, and when the menu title is moused-over, the css, and something like two lines of JavaScript, will display the menu. No muss, no fuss.

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    1. Re:there's a much easier way to do it by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2, Informative
      it's a lot easier and software-licence free to do it using css.

      And it only works with CSS1-compliant browsers. This is not a limitation you want when you're trying to convice everybody in John Q. Public that your warped ideas are actually good ones.

      Having said that, I think with some work you can get the CSS menus to at least show up as nested lists on non-compliant browsers.

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    2. Re:there's a much easier way to do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this will only work with JavaScript enabled... personally, I'd go with CSS.

    3. Re:there's a much easier way to do it by Roguelazer · · Score: 1

      Yes, because JavaScript support is so rare these days. :p

    4. Re:there's a much easier way to do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A lot of people turn it off. Even regular users who heard about it in USA Today turn it off.

    5. Re:there's a much easier way to do it by Snover · · Score: 1

      No, sorry, I've just patented that method.

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    6. Re:there's a much easier way to do it by Gallo+Nero · · Score: 1

      Just visit dhtml central . ... I think it's free, and if you drop by the site forum, you'll even get support for free, free I say, crazy!

  12. Please! by Mensa+Babe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't call him a "pirate," unless he was proven guilty of abordage! Otherwise we just sound silly, claiming that Dimitry was not a pirate, but Orrin Hatch suddenly is. Please don't be so inconsistent. Pirate is a pirate. A person guilty of copyright infringement is a person guilty of copyright infringement. Please don't use incorrect meanings of words, at least on Slashdot.

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    1. Re:Please! by Mononoke · · Score: 1
      Don't call him a "pirate," unless he was proven guilty of abordage! Otherwise we just sound silly, claiming that Dimitry was not a pirate, but Orrin Hatch suddenly is. Please don't be so inconsistent. Pirate is a pirate. A person guilty of copyright infringement is a person guilty of copyright infringement. Please don't use incorrect meanings of words, at least on Slashdot.
      You're not a Mensa member, are you?

      Oh, wait, you are. It should have been obvious to me.

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    2. Re:Please! by curtlewis · · Score: 1

      Perhaps someone saw Senator Hatch surfing the net with a Jolly Roger hoisted from his ergonomic chair?

    3. Re:Please! by zptdooda · · Score: 1

      Well as an example only this can be seen as a similar situation to Sen Hatch in a way.

      A person who represents themselves to be of a higher standard than the general population sets a bar for their own actions at that higher level.

      To be seen acting at a lower level does tend to teeter the soap box under them a bit.

      The difference here is that the person's userid is just that and not much more. I'm sure a large portion of /. posters are pretty darn smart, as are the parent posters. But it does create a requirement for constant proof.

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    4. Re:Please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "DISCLAIMER: The views expressed hereafter are not necessarily those of MENSA, which I am only a member of."
      Apparently MENSA membership does not require a good knowledge of grammar. That should be: "DISCLAIMER: The views expressed hereafter are not necessarily those of MENSA, of which I am only a member."

    5. Re:Please! by Mononoke · · Score: 1
      The difference here is that the person's userid is just that and not much more. I'm sure a large portion of /. posters are pretty darn smart, as are the parent posters. But it does create a requirement for constant proof.
      Especially when the boasts are repeated in their sig, and they end the sig with a preposition.

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    6. Re:Please! by zptdooda · · Score: 1

      Ah, you're right.

      I was just trying to be even handed, not upset anyone, and still try to make a point.

      It's a tough balance, but I guess I ignored some info/intel.

      The requirement for Mensa (what 2% of the general population or something) just doesn't impress me much, so I didn't even recognise the attempted boast.

      Talking oneself up (or attacking another's action in Sen Hatch's case) sure sets a high standard though!

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    7. Re:Please! by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Otherwise we just sound silly, claiming that Dimitry was not a pirate, but Orrin Hatch suddenly is. Please don't be so inconsistent. Pirate is a pirate. A person guilty of copyright infringement is a person guilty of copyright infringement.

      And Dmitry was not guilty of copyright infringement. The charges were dropped, and his employer was found not guilty.

    8. Re:Please! by Accipiter · · Score: 1

      Not only that, it says "The views expressed hereafter are not necessarily those of MENSA"

      That implies that everything AFTER the disclaimer is "not necessarily those of MENSA", which is a pretty useless disclaimer. The word that should be there is "herein."

      Sheesh. I used to think MENSA actually had *standards* for admission.

      --

      -- Give him Head? Be a Beacon?
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    9. Re:Please! by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      "DISCLAIMER: The views expressed hereafter are not necessarily those of MENSA, which I am only a member of." Apparently MENSA membership does not require a good knowledge of grammar. That should be: "DISCLAIMER: The views expressed hereafter are not necessarily those of MENSA, of which I am only a member."

      Heh. Good point.

      Also, should it say 'hereafter' when it's in her .sig? No views were expressed after that point (other than what seems to be opinion rather than fact that she's a member of MENSA.)

      It should probably be "The views expressed immediately prior are not necessarily those of MENSA, of which I wish I was a member."

      -T

    10. Re:Please! by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's not a pirate, but he certainly just stepped on his schlong.

      In public.

      SB

      --
      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    11. Re:Please! by Pres.+Ronald+Reagan · · Score: 1

      Creative, effective troll. Slashbots are notoriously insecure about their intellegence, and your excessive advertising of your Mensa membership is taken by them as a personal trespass regarding their own intelligence.

      As well, your subtle grammatical and factual errors only exaserbate their rage.

      8.5/10

      --

      Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.
      --Ronald Reagan
    12. Re:Please! by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      and the lesson here, folks, is

      A piece of paper does not an expert make.

      SB

      --
      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    13. Re:Please! by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Nor a wise comment speak a Yoda. Heretofore, BTW.

      --
      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    14. Re:Please! by Rorgg · · Score: 1
      I agree that a .sig like that's begging for abuse, but to be even more pedantic:

      The views expressed immediately prior are not necessarily those of MENSA, of which I wish I were a member."

      The statement of a counterfactual like that calls for the subjunctive.

      Wow, I knew that linguistics degree would come in handy some day!

    15. Re:Please! by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      The views expressed immediately prior are not necessarily those of MENSA, of which I wish I were a member."

      Good catch - thanks.

      She's gonna hate us all when she looks at the replies to her post, isn't she? ;)

      -T

    16. Re:Please! by WeeLad · · Score: 1

      Your preposition is dangling?

      --
      Seriously, Don't take anything I say seriously.
    17. Re:Please! by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      She's gonna hate us all when she looks at the replies to her post, isn't she? ;)

      I doubt it. After all, that's exactly why that troll account exists.

    18. Re:Please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although highly doubtful considering the past history of the Mensa Babe (read Dropout FatBloke), maybe that was the point of the signature, to encourage people to rip it apart when in fact they missed the crucial part to the phrase which kind of altered its meaning. It kind of opens those people up to complete annihilation.

      Like I say, doubtful, but still...

    19. Re:Please! by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      This gets so old and tired. I think it's time everyone accepted that english is a living and dynamic language, always adding new words and modifying existing ones. After all, how many of you feel in a particularly jovial mood and say, "I'm feeling especially gay today," and have anyone understand your intended meaning? I suspect the answer to both is no. So let's stop playing this pathetic, tired game, and use the language the way it is used, today.

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    20. Re:Please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  13. yeah... by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

    and everyone knows that the senator is the one who made his site! who cares if his hired webmaster uses unliscenced JS? it's not the senator, i'll tell you that - he probably doesn't even know about it.

    1. Re:yeah... by MrLint · · Score: 4, Interesting

      He may not be at fault but as the 'leader' of his political presence, he is responsible. And since he is advocating vigilante 'justice' and seems to be will to throw out 'innocent until proven guilty' he of all people deserve the stiffest penalty. I'll tell you if that bill passes I bet you more than a new DMCA complaints are gonna be leveling against the govt. And those licenses that allow free personal and govt. use? Well they wont allow free govt. use anymore.

    2. Re:yeah... by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 2, Interesting
      who cares if his hired webmaster uses unliscenced JS? it's not the senator, i'll tell you that - he probably doesn't even know about it.
      Try telling that to, say, the BSA - "So our webmaster was using some pirated software, we didn't know, it's not our fault!" - and see how far that gets you...
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      "BSD: Free as in speech. Linux: Free as in beer. Windows 10: Free as in herpes." --Man On Pink Corner in #52607549.
    3. Re:yeah... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      >> he probably doesn't even know about it.

      I'm sure he knows now. :)

    4. Re:yeah... by damiam · · Score: 1

      Under his plan, if someone downloads copyrighted material on your computer without your knowledge, you'd still be fucked. It's the same way here - his webmaster violated a license agreement without his knowledge, and we all still blame him.

      --
      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
    5. Re:yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be a no-go for an excuse. This is posted on a government site, not some joe-schmoe server farm. Sen. Hatch is directly responsible for what happens on the server space that the government allots him because he _represents_ the government. Sen. Hatch is an outspoken defender of copyright laws. He puts himself in a special position for the scrutiny.
      Unless you are a typical Repulsican who babbles on about how homeless people are a menace and that enron was only trying to improve the country....

  14. One Comment by idiotfromia · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Mwahahaha!

  15. I do by drteknikal · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I register all my shareware, or uninstall it before the stated evaluation period ends. If you do otherwise, shame.

    I do not install unlicensed software in production environments. My personal computer is different, but I still conform to the license requirements or remove the software.

    You're talking to sysadmins here -- you'll find relatively few pirates in the bunch. You might rethink your accusations in light of your audience.

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    http://drteknikal.blogspot.com/
    1. Re:I do by k1llt1me · · Score: 2, Funny

      I bet you always use your turn signal, never go over the speed limit and keep those tags on your mattresses too, huh?

    2. Re:I do by Billly+Gates · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I actually have no pirated software on my computer. Seriously.

      Its stealing. Plain and simple. If someone creates a piece of software its a service. Would you like it if I made you paint my house and not pay you?

      Bla bla bla only businesses can afford the software. That is true but what about supporting free alternatives?

      Is it really fair that corporations pay hundreds of billions worldwide for software licensing why you don't?

      The good news is OSS exists on Windows too.

      I even paid $300 for my copy of Windows2k when I only made 7.50 an hour. I know you guys maybe laughing at me but if you do not use free alternatives your supporting Microsoft and all the other crazy proprietary software makers.

      The great thing about WindowsXP product activation for example is it is helping linux.

      I can not expect to not pay for software that is non free and at the same time demand a paycheck from my boss. Is it really fair?

    3. Re:I do by red+floyd · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can remove the tags. They state that they are not to be removed except by consumer.

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      The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us died to gain those rights. -- Cheerio Boy
    4. Re:I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't against you, but I would bet money that you're probably in the moral minority on that one.

      I know plenty of people within the realms of my job functions that KNOW it's illegal or morally wrong to do things of this nature, but they do it anyways.... sysadmin or not, we're looking at people. Just because you're a sysadmin doesn't make all sysadmins good.....

    5. Re:I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I actually have no pirated software on my computer. Seriously.

      Not to be mean, but I'm sure you've violated an EULA once or twice. If you use the software after that, it's piracy. I believe you never did it intentionally, but it's almost impossible to not violate the rules in our society.

    6. Re:I do by spen · · Score: 1

      I agree that you should follow the license agreement, if you don't like the license, don't use the software. I think the RIAA will start to rethink it's hard liine stance as more people start listening to musicians who provide MP3s for free. Free music certainly didn't hurt the Greatful Dead. I've actually pushed my work to start paying for the software that they've been bootlegging. I personally prefer open source, but if they're not going to use the free stuff, then they should at least pay for the other stuff. I'm hoping that they'll start to think about the advantages of open source more if they actually have to pay for the proprietary.

    7. Re:I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear, Hear Billly! I have never agreed with you before, but you are spot on.

    8. Re:I do by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Every systems administrator I have ever known (I don't know you, so my comment will stand) has had at least one piece of software that they didn't pay for, that was not free-as-in-anything. I think to the contrary, you will find relatively many "pirates" (since when is copyright violation an act of piracy? it's not even taking place on the se7en seas, y0 h0) in "the bunch".

      With that said, I do not install unlicensed software in production environments either. It only exposes the company AND YOU to risk. If the company can show that they never suggested that you do it, implicitly, explicitly, or any other way, then YOU can get in trouble for such a thing, which would really be a shame.

      --
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    9. Re:I do by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      If someone creates a piece of software its a service.

      Uh, not especially. If someone creates a piece of software, that ACT of creation is a service. The resulting piece of software is not a service, it is a product.

      Service :: Product
      Dairy farming :: Milk
      Auto manufacturing :: Cars
      Painting houses :: Painted houses
      Software development :: Software

      It's certainly not stealing. After all, there are a lot of illegal and even immoral things other than stealing. I'm sure you can at least avoid calling something by the wrong name. Unless you're deliberately trying to confuse the subject. And you can't steal labor anyway -- getting someone to labor for free is typically accomplished through fraud or breach of contract.

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      -- This and all my posts are in the public domain. I am a lawyer. I am not your lawyer, and this is not legal advice.
    10. Re:I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boy are you guys naive

    11. Re:I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could care less about mattress tags or speed limits, but anyone who doesn't use their indicator is the lowest form of human being, and violators should be dragged along a kilometer-long stretch of gravel, and then publically executed with a lawnmower.

    12. Re:I do by Laser+Lou · · Score: 1
      It's certainly not stealing. After all, there are a lot of illegal and even immoral things other than stealing. I'm sure you can at least avoid calling something by the wrong name


      If a programmer (or a musician) loses revenue through unauthorized copying, it's theft; who would deliberately copy something that he/she would never buy?

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      No data, no cry
    13. Re:I do by gordyf · · Score: 1
      They state that they are not to be removed except by consumer.

      Yeah, but who eats matresses, anyway?
    14. Re:I do by balthan · · Score: 1

      who would deliberately copy something that he/she would never buy?

      Welcome to the internet. You must be new here.

    15. Re:I do by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      This of course is based on the false assumption that the salary of either programmers or musicians is based in any way on the revenue generated by their work. Which in most cases isn't true. That's not to say the pirating software or music is right, but you're not stealing from the creator so much as the distributor.

    16. Re:I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dairy farming and auto manufacturing are not services. They are product manufacturing. Services are provided by waiters, lawyers, doctors, auto mechanics, janitors, actors, etc. When you illegally copy software, it is the same as not paying your doctor for the last office visit you made. You are right that legally this is a breach of contract, but morally, it is theft.

    17. Re:I do by Jardine · · Score: 1

      Its stealing. Plain and simple.

      Not to be anal retentive or anything, but to be consistent, it's not stealing. It's copyright infringement. There is a difference.

    18. Re:I do by tilrman · · Score: 1

      So you can remove them, but you have to eat the mattress afterward.

    19. Re:I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You paid $300 for Windows 2000? Maybe because you are a moron?

    20. Re:I do by shepd · · Score: 1

      >If a programmer (or a musician) loses revenue through unauthorized copying, it's theft; who would deliberately copy something that he/she would never buy?

      Hmmm, good question.

      Now, how am I supposed to pay for copying your comment without at least a paypal link?

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      If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
    21. Re:I do by shepd · · Score: 1

      Okay. So programming software is equivalent to being a lawyer, by your own words.

      According to you, then, this is theft:

      "If you are signing a lease, you would be best to sign it under the name of the corporation to help ensure you don't get caught short if the business goes under."

      A lawyer told it to me and I just copied the information I paid for, that the lawyer spent a long time in law school to learn, and spent time telling me. And then I gave it to you, for free, against copyright law (it's copyrighted by default nowadays).

      If you like, I'll tell you the name of my lawyer so you can tell him to sue me; if you really believe what you are saying is true, he could get millions!

      Do you see how silly what you are suggesting is yet?

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      If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
    22. Re:I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually have no pirated software on my computer. Seriously.

      Me neither.

      Its stealing. Plain and simple.

      Theft deprives somebody of property. Copyright infringement does not do this.

      If someone creates a piece of software its a service.

      No, it's an original work protected by copyright. You could also use the monkier "intellectual property".

      Would you like it if I made you paint my house and not pay you?

      That would be breach of contract, something entirely different.

      Bla bla bla only businesses can afford the software. That is true but what about supporting free alternatives?

      I do. I run Gentoo and FreeBSD. I have no need for commercial software. I even contribute code back sometimes.

      Is it really fair that corporations pay hundreds of billions worldwide for software licensing why you don't?

      Corporations collectively spend that much. Comparing individuals to that is disingenuous.

      I even paid $300 for my copy of Windows2k when I only made 7.50 an hour.

      I thought you just said that we should support free software? Why are you not doing so yourself?

    23. Re:I do by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      What copywrited software? I write all of my own system utilites, which build on top of software that is distributed under the BSD and GPL licenses.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    24. Re:I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're laughing at you because your fool-hardy enough to believe Windows 2000 is ACTUALLY WORTH $300!!! ROFLMAO!! I paid a whopping $10 for a copy of Windows 2000, Microsoft Office 2000, Microsoft Project 2000, Visio 2000, and the whole Visual Developer's suite from Microsoft about 1 1/2 yrs ago from my school (DeVry Univ) because Microcrap and them have a "deal." Yes, that's right, a fully legal version of all that stuff that would normally cost $2,500 (retail value at the time? I'm sorta guessing) for a mere $10 to cover the cost of all the CD's they give you in the bundle.

      So why, pray tell, would you actually purchase a copy of Windows 2000 for $300, when you can get ten times that much software from Microsoft for only $10, simply by attending one class, for one semester, from just about any university? Even if you calculate it out, that's still about $1,310 (from DeVry) to take the one class, get all that software, and you're still WAY ahead of the game than someone like yourself.

      You sir, are an idiot!

    25. Re:I do by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear! I'm a programmer (there are a lot of us, too, on Slashdot) and this issue hits close to home -- I don't pirate anything either. I haven't bought much shareware, although I did purchase licenses for winzip and WSFTP, and a good image editing program written by someone at Nasa, although I can't remember the name at the moment, all for about thirty or forty dollars each. It was worth it! They're great pieces of software.

      At work I use mostly Microsoft technologies, and I have to keep up with what's going on, so I bought copies of Windows 2000, VB6 Professional with the data environment, Borland's JBuilderII and JBuilder III, VB.Net, and Microsoft Works (for resumes, ha ha). We're talking hundreds of dollars, here, and I'm a public employee, so it hurt. But I paid it. I have it all installed on a coding/testing machine I keep handy. I also have several old military-spec laptops I got for a hundred to a hundred and fifty bucks each, and those all run Red Hat Linux or FreeBSD. I paid for THOSE, too, even though technically I could have just downloaded them (of course, having paid for a CD set, I do download ISOs to upgrade FreeBSD, but that's perfectly acceptable and within the philosophy of their website).

      I think you're absolutely right, and that most of the techies here on Slashdot have enough professional courtesy to avoid ripping off the work of their fellow professionals. People who accuse Slashdotters of stealing software don't understand the technical mindset at all, or the respect we frequently have for one another. Of course, you know what they say: A thief thinks everyone steals...

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    26. Re:I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not use my indicator in turn-only lanes. Intelligent drivers already know where I'm going.

    27. Re:I do by moncyb · · Score: 1

      So what is your point in saying all this? You mentioned you use Red Hat Linux. SCO alleges the Linux kernel contains their copyrighted code. According to Hatch, SCO should be allowed to trash your computer just because they think (or claim to think) you may be infringing on their copyrights. Don't you get it?

    28. Re:I do by chundo · · Score: 1

      I would go so far as to say that the majority of people don't have pirated software; the extent of my "piracy" revolves around downloading MP3's, but even there I BUY more CD's than the average person also.

      Who needs to pirate software when you can make your employer get one for you so you can "do your job" or "work at home"? It's fair to the authors, and it costs me nothing.

      -j

    29. Re:I do by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand.

      I think it's hilarious that Orrin Hatch turned out to be using pirated software on his website, and I think he deserves to be thoroughly publicly mocked without mercy.

      I think it's totally idiotic that Hatch is advocating the remote destruction of other people's computers, just because someone is suspicious they might have downloaded software or music.

      BUT, and I reiterate this point: I think the poster who said that most of the people on Slashdot are probably just as bad as Hatch because we probably download software ourselves is dead wrong. Just because HE has no professional courtesy, and HE downloads other people's copyrighted code, doesn't mean that WE do. And, I think that most of us who are actually techies do NOT. I certainly do not. And, your silly point about SCO barely deserves a reply; go read the SCO thread if you want to fully understand the issues, like for example the probability that the code in question actually came from BSD. That hash isn't even close to being settled, kid.

      Don't YOU get it? Regardless of whether it's right or wrong to remotely screw up someone's computer, it is ALSO wrong to rip off someone's work just because you're too cheap to pay for it. And, that counts DOUBLE for shareware, because it's generally pretty cheap to begin with. MY point was that most of us on Slashdot understand this, and consider it a no-brainer.

      Don't get wise with me, pretending that I somehow don't understand your point because I disagree with something that was said. I understand perfectly well. And, it's spectacularly rude of you to pretend otherwise.

      Read the parent posts, then re-read mine, then realize your comment makes no sense. Rinse, repeat.

      --
      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
    30. Re:I do by moncyb · · Score: 1

      Maybe I made a mistake, but I read your post and the parent, and drteknikal wasn't replying to any post. It just seems to be a "I don't 'steal' software, so I don't have to worry" reply to the main article.

    31. Re:I do by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Ok, no hard feelings, then, but the post he was responding to suggested that most of the people on Slashdot probably had at least used Shareware without licensing it. Basically, the guy had said, "show me all the shareware you're using that you've actually paid for" and my post's parent post had said that no, he actually DID pay for his software. To which I replied, with my comments about paying for MY software.

      See what I mean? It's not an "I don't steal so I don't have to worry" comment; it's an "it's not fair to say we steal, because we don't, and accusations are unfair" comment.

      Having said that, I really don't approve of Hatch's point of view. I weighed into a previous Slashdot article about the subject with a point-by-point rebuttal of the possibility of destroying a computer remotely. Unfortunately, I don't think any moderators saw it... :(

      Here it is:

      http://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=67978&cid= 6236735

      Anyway, no hard feelings! Have a great weekend.

      --
      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
    32. Re:I do by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      Copyright infringement may be as morally bad as theft (which is debatable), but acting as if they're literally identical is completely wrong. If you steal a CD from a Blockbuster, and I sue you for copyright infringement, it'll get thrown out of court -- because it's not CI. If you make copies of Harry Potter novels without J.K. Rowling's permission, and the state tries to prosecute you for larceny (aka theft), it will similarly get thrown out.

      Just because you feel like morally equating copyright infringement with theft does not mean that A) they're the same in any meaningful sense, or B) that you're right.

      --
      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
    33. Re:I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are ignorant. Just because YOU know you're turning doesn't let other drivers know that you are a competent capable driver. How many retarded drivers have you seen zooming along a turn-only lane just to pull out at the last minute?

      The way to let other drivers know you are a capable and intelligent driver is to use the damn indicator in the first place.

  16. And... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If someone actually destroyed the server hosting his website, he'd be the first person lining up to put them in jail. Come on, Hatch, of all the things to take a ridiculous stand on; copyrights? Is $18,000/yr really that important to you?

    I'd like to see how Hatch's constituents react when they find out he's the one who authored the law that let the music company destroy their computer because little Johnny wanted to hear the latest trendy music hit.

    And yes, I understand that no such bill would ever make it anywhere, but for a high-ranking Senator to even suggest such an idea is absolutely unforgiveable. There's no excuse for violating imaginary property rights, but there is an excuse for willfully destroying the physical property of someone? I don't know whether he's really serious about such an idea, but assuming for a moment that there's a bit of sanity left in his noggin, I think he needs to choose his words more wisely. The fact is, this simply cannot work out well for him, and will only provide fuel for his critics and those who would like to take his seat.

    Quite frankly, the man has no concept of what he's talking about, and needs to sit down, shut up, and listen to what others have to say for a change.

    --
    -- "Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
    1. Re:And... by drteknikal · · Score: 1

      Remember, Orin Hatch is one of those who "just don't get it" -- or is your memory that short?

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    2. Re:And... by sparkz · · Score: 1
      Surely, as he writes Christian music, he'd want it to be heard by as many people as possible?

      1. Steal the music
      2. Be converted by it
      3. Never steal again
      I'd have thought he'd be happy with that!
      --
      Author, Shell Scripting : Expert Re
    3. Re:And... by k1llt1me · · Score: 1

      So was Hitler and look how far he got...

    4. Re:And... by Fragmented_Datagram · · Score: 1

      He's not seriously considering blowing up people's computers. He's trying to cause a big enough stink so that the computer industry will do something about it.

    5. Re:And... by bi_boy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And yes, I understand that no such bill would ever make it anywhere,

      Well I'm sure people thought the same thing of the PATRIOT ACT ...

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      Chicken fried butter sticks? Do ... do you use a fork? - Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater
    6. Re:And... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

      "Well I'm sure people thought the same thing of the PATRIOT ACT ..."

      In the days following Sept 11th, Congress could have passed a bill stating that "ragheads, dotheads, and people who look arab will be summarily executed by the military", and I doubt anyone would have raised a finger or a care. This, of course, excluding the arab community. The nation and indeed, the world was in shock following Sept 11th, so it's no surprise to most that Ashcroft managed to sneak one past everyone.

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      -- "Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
    7. Re:And... by Copid · · Score: 1

      Exactly. There should be a 1 month moratorium on new legislation after a disaster like that. Congress should be able to approve emergency spending, and that's it. Otherwise, you know that anything that comes out in the first few weeks is going to be complete reactionary crap.

      --
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    8. Re:And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, he gets it alright...he gets it in the ass every night from big media (and loves it), thus his loyalty to them.

    9. Re:And... by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 1

      a perfect example of how partisan, rancorous our political world in the U.S. has become. You basically have to lie and take extreme positions just to be heard and "sway the debate"

    10. Re:And... by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      "Quite frankly, the man has no concept of what he's talking about, and needs to sit down, shut up, and listen to what others have to say for a change."

      This guy is clearly off his rocker. Think about the possible escalation of his plan.

      Could a recording company burn down your house in order to destroy your computer? What if you had a firewall and they could not destroy it via other methods? Could the cops break down your door and take a sledgehammer to your computer?

      Scary thoughts huh?

      You know what's funny though? If you asked him he would sprout off his usual shpiel about evil govmit, and personal freedom and such.

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      War is necrophilia.

    11. Re:And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      He's a Mormon, not a Christian. Christians believe that there is one god (YHWH, the Three-and-yet-One), but Mormons believe in three gods, and that you and I can become gods if we live a proper Mormon life (e.g. go to church regularly and abstain from narcotics and non-medical drugs, as well as immoral sexual activity).

    12. Re:And... by lewp · · Score: 1

      (e.g. go to church regularly and abstain from narcotics and non-medical drugs, as well as immoral sexual activity)

      Guess that rules me out. Damnit.

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    13. Re:And... by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      You should leave poor Hatch alone. I'm pretty sure that he can use all of $18,000 since he can't even afford $900 for the license.

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    14. Re:And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to be the one to say it, but
      Orin Hatch might be ready for the booby-hatch.

    15. Re:And... by Surazal · · Score: 1

      Sad thing indeed... every time I try to engage in a debate with a moderate point of view against some of my conservative buddies who's ready with some sort of ready-made talking-point-of-the-day prepared by DrudegeReport or FoxNews to try to shoot me down, I grin with anticipation. :)

      The positive bonus is, as a "moderate", I read both sides of the story (neo-conservative and neo-liberal and neo-political-cause-of-the-day). I shoot 'em down by citing the articles they like to cite. I read Fox and Drudge too. It's a great feeling watching them squirm because I caught them repeating, verbatim, what they read on the internet or listening to talk radio. "You've got some sort of independent thought, right?" A lot of stammering ensues.

      Ok, eventually, I'm going to say something on-topic regarding this thread somehow.. next reply soming up...

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    16. Re:And... by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

      a perfect example of how partisan, rancorous our political world in the U.S. has become.

      Go read some history. Twas ever thus. From a campaign song from the 1860 nomination fight between Lincoln and Seward:

      Seward rides a white horse
      Lincoln rides a mule
      Seward is a gentleman
      Lincoln is a fool!

      Can't remember the 2nd verse except the last line

      Seward mumble, mumble
      Lincoln blah de blah
      Seward is a something good
      Lincoln is an ass!

    17. Re:And... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      "but for a high-ranking Senator to even suggest such an idea is absolutely unforgiveable"

      ABSOLUTELY. UNFORGIVEABLE.

      YES.

      I don't care what his voting record is. This was uncalled for. Them's fightin' words, Mr. Hatch.

      SB

      --
      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    18. Re:And... by stor · · Score: 1

      ... he's gay

      Cheers
      Stor

      --
      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
    19. Re:And... by great+om · · Score: 1

      but only if you are male. Women just get to be eternally pregnant --no joke

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    20. Re:And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow - you sound like a great mormon theologian. Let me guess - you read that on some website that exposes the TRUTH about mormons, RIGHT?????

    21. Re:And... by Zaak · · Score: 1
      He's a Mormon, not a Christian.

      Saying that Mormons aren't Christian is misleading. Most people use the word "Christian" to mean "believer in Christ". Mormons believe that Jesus Christ is the son of God, the savior of the world.

      Christians believe that there is one god (YHWH, the Three-and-yet-One), but Mormons believe in three gods...

      That statement is also misleading. The three gods which Mormons believe in are the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.

      ...and that you and I can become gods if we live a proper Mormon life (e.g. go to church regularly and abstain from narcotics and non-medical drugs, as well as immoral sexual activity).

      That's a pretty narrow view of Mormon theology. It's correct as far as it goes, but it focuses on minor issues and ignores major ones. A better way of describing Mormon beliefs would be to say that we understand the following scripture literally:

      16. The Spirit itself beareth witness with our spirit, that we are the children of God:
      17. And if children, then heirs; heirs of God, and joint-heirs with Christ; if so be that we suffer with him, that we may be also glorified together.
      [Romans 8:16-17]

    22. Re:And... by moncyb · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he's trying to make sure the RIAA and other "copyright holders" will be able to censor anyone they want (such as competitors and naysayers) using a mandated DRM system. Who cares about free speech when a few shitheads are "violating the copyrights" of the cartel!

  17. We should beat him with a sack of doorknobs (nt) by neoform · · Score: 1

    nt

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  18. I perfer to get my porn from him personally by hrieke · · Score: 5, Funny

    http://www.senate.gov/~hatch/index.cfm?Fuseaction= Students.Utah And click on the MyUtahSearch.com graphic...

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    1. Re:I perfer to get my porn from him personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Mod this down, it may not be redundant, but at least the other post gives credit.

    2. Re:I perfer to get my porn from him personally by agent+dero · · Score: 1

      Nothing goes better together than Big Naturals and Politics

      Maybe it's Mrs. Hatch?`eeeeeeyy.....

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    3. Re:I perfer to get my porn from him personally by Selanit · · Score: 1

      That is seriously bizarre.

      But at least it's running Linux!

    4. Re:I perfer to get my porn from him personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So its the Kuro5hin guy who put the link on Hatch's website? Anyone could have discovered that link themselves..

    5. Re:I perfer to get my porn from him personally by idiotfromia · · Score: 2, Funny

      Another 'dirty' polititian.

      No wonder he got into office. I wonder what other senator pages have links to...

    6. Re:I perfer to get my porn from him personally by ergonal · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe the girl in the pictures is the Senator's daughter, and he's just trying to help along her "modelling" career?

    7. Re:I perfer to get my porn from him personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On second thoughts, maybe it's a granddaughter.. I just saw how old he was. 6 children and 20 grandchildren! Yikes! His daughter indeed.

    8. Re:I perfer to get my porn from him personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Linux and porn? Does it get any better?

      -- slashbot

    9. Re:I perfer to get my porn from him personally by LaoK · · Score: 1

      And here I thought Arkansas was supposed to be The Natural State...

      Maybe Utah is the Big Natural State.

      I demand an investigation!

      And since I'm from the Volunteer State, I volunteer!

    10. Re:I perfer to get my porn from him personally by WwWonka · · Score: 0

      That is funny dude, but I pray to the diety of your choice that you had no part in it.

      ***knock knock***

      You-"Who's there?"
      Them-"The Federal Patriot Act."
      You-"uh...who sent you?
      Them-"Senator Orrin Hatch"

      ***cut to the sound of you rushing to dismantle your desktop and trying to flush your hard drives down the toilet***

    11. Re:I perfer to get my porn from him personally by vegetablespork · · Score: 1

      I was thinking intern. But the girl looks like she might still be alive.

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    12. Re:I perfer to get my porn from him personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      $ whois -h whois.enom.com -H myutahsearch.com
      Domain name- myutahsearch.com

      Nameservers-
      ns.10k.net
      ns3.10k.net

      Start of registration- 05/14/03 00:00:00
      Registered through- 05/14/04 00:00:00

      Registrant Contact-
      quicknet
      tim bach (quicknet@hotmail.com)
      860-230-8010
      FAX- 860-230-8010
      320 chestnut
      new britain, CT 06051
      US

      Administrative Contact-
      quicknet
      tim bach (quicknet@hotmail.com)
      860-230-8010
      FAX- 860-230-8010
      320 chestnut
      new britain, CT 06051
      US

      Billing Contact-
      quicknet
      tim bach (quicknet@hotmail.com)
      860-230-8010
      FAX- 860-230-8010
      320 chestnut
      new britain, CT 06051
      US

      Technical Contact-
      quicknet
      tim bach (quicknet@hotmail.com)
      860-230-8010
      FAX- 860-230-8010
      320 chestnut
      new britain, CT 06051
      US

      Status: ACTIVE
      Note: To help prevent fraudulent or erroneous
      transfers, we encourage registrants to place their domains on "lock"
      status with their current registrar.

    13. Re:I perfer to get my porn from him personally by cscx · · Score: 1

      I thought that was the Aimster guy.

    14. Re:I perfer to get my porn from him personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like they took the MyUtahSearch.com graphic down pretty quickly. Here is a Google Cache for those that want to still experience the thrill of clicking the graphic.

    15. Re:I perfer to get my porn from him personally by Phillip+Birmingham · · Score: 1

      Too bad they removed it. Now you'll have to look for it on google

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    16. Re:I perfer to get my porn from him personally by Dahan · · Score: 1

      Too bad TTR didn't give credit. (k5 article posted Thu Jun 19th, 2003 at 07:41:20 PM EST, which is 2003-06-20 00:41:20 GMT. The Register article was posted a few hours earlier, 2003-06-19 21:55 GMT).

    17. Re:I perfer to get my porn from him personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      This seems to have been removed, so here is the cached version

      http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cache:DsEbIR8MV os J:www.senate.gov/~hatch/index.cfm%3FFuseaction%3DS tudents.Utah++We+invite+you+to+explore+Utah+where+ a+myriad+of+adventures+await.+Whatever+the+season, +you+will+enjoy+discovering+its+unique+splendor.+& hl=en&ie=UTF-8

      Perhaps his Webmaster reads slashdot.

  19. Ha ha ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The funniest thing is that I saw this on The Rule of Reason hours before I saw it here. (Scroll down four stories and see for yourself.)

    Seems like nobody likes Hatch anymore. Yay!

  20. Even better... by ktakki · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Go to Sen. Hatch's web site and click on the "MyUtahSearch.com" graphic on the right hand side of the page. It redirects you to a [not safe for work] pr0n site.

    [Thanks to The Turd Report for pointing this out on K5.]

    k.

    --
    "In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." - Anne Frank
    1. Re:Even better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Haha, this is a classic.. but hey, at least the Senator's site warns you that you're leaving their site (and they give you a 1 second delay too! woo!)

    2. Re:Even better... by jjeffries · · Score: 5, Funny

      yeah, go ahead and click on Hatch's pr0n link... I'm sure he'll have the last laugh when he gets a phat check at the end of the month for generating all these click-thoughs...

    3. Re:Even better... by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Someone notify CNN/Fox/whoever. that's the kind of shit that could DESTROY Hatch's career, if approached right.

      --
      "Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked."; ~ Donald J. Trump
    4. Re:Even better... by Heartz · · Score: 4, Funny
      What's wrong with the link?

      I thought it searched Utah pretty well and reveal quite a lot of it!

    5. Re:Even better... by berniecase · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. Hatch would put spin on it to push more filtering into schools/libraries/homes/whatever thanks to pr0n companies buying domains and parking web sites at them.

    6. Re:Even better... by damiam · · Score: 1

      Why would it destroy his career? Someone bought a domain formerly containing a Utah search engine and made a porn site, and his link to it hasn't been updated. That's slight negligence on the part of his webmaster, for not hand-checking all of the links from the web site every few weeks. It's not like it's Hatch's responsibility to personally police his web site.

      --
      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
    7. Re:Even better... by petman · · Score: 1

      Just speculation, but maybe this address used to be a legit search portal. The original owner probably ran out of money and sold the domain to a pr0n company.

    8. Re:Even better... by heli0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Bwahaha. The domain registration expired last month and some pr0n site snatched it up and pointed it to their site.

      --
      Whenever the offence inspires less horror than the punishment, the rigour of penal law is obliged to give way...
    9. Re:Even better... by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      aaahhh, that explains it. I just thought Hatch was really in tune with student in utah. Or on drugs.

      I feel much less sympathetic for him now.

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      -pyrrho

    10. Re:Even better... by Booker · · Score: 1

      Don't you think that if you had a high-profile web site, and Hatch was on an anti-pornography tirade (of course that has never happened before), that he wouldn't throw you in jail, or at least make your life hell, if he could?

    11. Re:Even better... by jaa · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Someone notify CNN/Fox/whoever. that's the kind of shit that could DESTROY Hatch's career, if approached right.

      No, that's the kind of mistake that will end his webmaster's employment, that's all.

      First, the webmaster uses unlicensed software, resulting in a media black eye (you really didn't think Orrin himself installed the software, did you!!?!).

      Now the genius has outdone himself with a direct link to a porn site on a congressional site. Bravo. One more web designer looking for work.

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    12. Re:Even better... by atheos · · Score: 1

      Not just speculation, as the origional site is archived here:

      http://web.archive.org/web/20020711010849/http:/ /w ww.myutahsearch.com/index.html

      Don't count on the link being available from his site by tommorow

    13. Re:Even better... by squarefish · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe he should change his name to senator Snatch

      --
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    14. Re:Even better... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      ...which he'll have to declare. Which will make for some really amusing FOIA targets.

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      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    15. Re:Even better... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Uh, any web site that had my name on it, advocating my bid for a political office, you better fuckin' believe I'd police it.

      His name's on it, it's his responsibility.

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    16. Re:Even better... by damiam · · Score: 1

      That domain was hijacked on May 14, apparently. Would you go through every month and personally test every single link to make sure that none had been converted to porn sites? A Senator should have much better things to do with their time (although, admittedly, the world would be a better place if Orrin Hatch spent more time checking links and less time doing everything else).

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      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
    17. Re:Even better... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Do I expect him to do it? No.

      Do I expect him to acknowledge responsibility for what is on his web site? You bet.

      The buck stops here. (Where "here" is "on Senator Hatch's desk".)

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      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    18. Re:Even better... by Darby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      t's not like it's Hatch's responsibility to personally police his web site.

      His website. His responsibility.
      It is that simple.

  21. He's the Dread Pirate Robberts! by beldraen · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..because no one would be afraid of the dread pirate Orin!

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    1. Re:He's the Dread Pirate Robberts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is in referance to one of the best movies ever, The Princess Bride...

      not the fire swamp!

    2. Re:He's the Dread Pirate Robberts! by miu · · Score: 4, Funny
      this is in referance to one of the best movies ever, The Princess Bride...

      Thanks, and to make sure no one ever get lost in the future...

      In stories about India the 3 or 4 +5 Funny 'Apu' jokes are in reference to the Simpsons character who owns the local Quik-E Mart.

      In stories about OSS bugs the 3 or 4 +5 Funny jokes that proclaim 'Use the source!', those are about Star Wars. Remember, Obi Wan said 'Use the Force!' to Luke.

      In stories that reference a story on a server that has been crushed by hordes of /. readers the 20 or 30 +5 Funny jokes about a large scale DDOS attack are a reference to the 'Slashdot effect'.

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    3. Re:He's the Dread Pirate Robberts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flaimbait? No! It bloody hilarious! Ah well, miu. trust that somebody appreciates it.

    4. Re:He's the Dread Pirate Robberts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thanks d00d you just saved me 60 minutes in google!!

  22. Put up or shut up by rot26 · · Score: 1

    I was really hoping someone would challenge Hatch to allow them to audit his personal and office computers for infringements. I'd even let the BSA get involved if they had the guts.

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    To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
  23. Slashdotted already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    30 minutes or so since it was posted and its already unaccessible for me.

  24. NoBody's Perfect. by anubi · · Score: 5, Insightful
    No matter how hard we try ( that is, even if we attempt to try ), we are gonna break somebody else's interpretation of what's right all the time.

    I think this episode just verified that observation.

    The scary thing is that because none of us are perfect, anyone with an axe to grind can mill through the most innant details of our personal lives and bring it to the public attention, that of our wife, boss, friends, co-workers, etc.., highly magnifying what they think we did wrong.

    This could be quite a way for one to harass another.

    Like, now Senator Hatch himself has gone onto public record as advocating destruction of other's private property.. what if instead of some government official talking about destruction of other's property, it was somebody else talking about it? Where are we going to draw the line between a "patriot" and a "terrorist"?

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    1. Re:NoBody's Perfect. by retto · · Score: 1

      You have to keep in mind that you are dealing with people that see everyting in terms of absolutes. Be it in the form of religion, where you are told by God Himself what is right, or by greed, where whatever you do to make another dollar is right. RIAA - Anything they can do to keep control of the means of distribution is right, regardless of how those actions appear to others. If that requires scare tactics against their customers, so be it. Anything that in the short term reduces profits or control is wrong. Due process? It's too expensive to go before a judge, so side-step it with the DMCA. While there are individuals in the music industry that will see problems in the RIAA's stance, they tend to get buried under the groupthink for the time being. At some point hopefully those that see the shades of gray will take leadership positions, but until then it is just black and white. Ashcroft et al - Anything that could make America more secure is right, even if it goes against the very things that America what is. No abstact notions of 'the greater good' or the 'american ideal' just pure black hats vs. white hats. Corporations and governments tend not to see things in shades of gray. Why concern yourself with abstract notions of right or wrong in a boardroom or committee meeting, when you use money or power to influence what IS right or wrong?

    2. Re:NoBody's Perfect. by Cyno · · Score: 1

      make it two lines stacked horizontally together.. something like this: patriot == terrorist

      If you expand upon that you will see that a patriot is one who love their nation. A nationalist. A member of a group they believe in, much like a religious fundamentalist or Raiders fan. There's a very thin line indeed.

    3. Re:NoBody's Perfect. by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      Where are we going to draw the line between a "patriot" and a "terrorist"?

      You're too late. The term "patriot" was thoroughly co-opted by terrorists a long time ago. The only people who label themselves that anymore are doomsday cults and abortion clinic bombers.

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      "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." -- GBS
  25. What is crime? by fm6 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    People have different definitions of right and wrong. But all definitions of wrong action have one element in common: it's something somebody else does.

    1. Re:What is crime? by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For instance, if Hatch suggested a law allowing you to destroy the computers of spammers, he'd be a hero. If he suggested being able to destroy the computers of anti-trust violators, Slashdotters would be singing his praises. But instead he talks about music piracy, so out comes the tar and the feathers.

  26. Just in cased you missed it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...here's the URI to his website. Enjoy :D http://www.senate.gov/~hatch/

  27. Re:Yeah, but SCO code is non-migratory... by grasshoppa · · Score: 3, Funny

    So...let me see if I have this straight...slashdot is running an article on an elected official doing something illegal?

    We're gonna need more space if this is the start of a trend.

    A LOT more space.

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  28. American Heritage 2000 (dictionary.com) by Adam9 · · Score: 3, Informative

    piÂrate
    n.

    1.
    1. One who robs at sea or plunders the land from the sea without commission from a sovereign nation.
    2. A ship used for this purpose.
    2. One who preys on others; a plunderer.
    3. One who makes use of or reproduces the work of another without authorization.
    4. One that operates an unlicensed, illegal television or radio station.

    What's your point?

    1. Re:American Heritage 2000 (dictionary.com) by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

      duh! the point is that he isn't plundering the sea .... OOOOooooh, right, the BOLD part. got ya ;]

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    2. Re:American Heritage 2000 (dictionary.com) by Zirnike · · Score: 1

      Problem: That's a 2000 dictionary. They often change words to make it match current (mis)use. For example, around 1990, they (Webster) changed the definition of assult weapon to remove the requirement that it be capable of burst and fully automatic fire (which is actually required for a true assult rifle). Etc. etc. So, is that a modern definition, changed because people keep using it, or is that an old definition, which actually should be there? Anyone have a circa 1980 dictionary?

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    3. Re:American Heritage 2000 (dictionary.com) by Adam9 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't language evolve over time anyways?

    4. Re:American Heritage 2000 (dictionary.com) by Zirnike · · Score: 1

      Not legal language. Grammer might, but if the meanings of words change, contracts would be impossible to figure out.

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  29. Rotten Egg by KarmaOverDogma · · Score: 1

    Looks like the Rotten Egg that Orrin Hatched may be all over his face.

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  30. A politician who's a hypocrite? by Rai · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh my god, what a rare and shocking revelation.

    While it is quite funny is see our politibots when they get caught in their hyrpocrisy, I hope I wasn't the only one who wasn't surprised to read this.

  31. Wowee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Not only a senator but an AI pioneer to boot. notice the license

    i am the license for the menu (duh)

    Not only is the AI developed by Sen. Hath's team self-aware (notice the use of the pronoun "i"; fake AI might use "I" but this is clearly the real thing ignoring grammatical conventions as if they meant nothing) but it is also capable of irony (i.e. "duh")

    Watch out, the Matrix may have you yet!
    1. Re:Wowee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you aren't the credit you deserve. i'd mod you up funny if had the points.

  32. Ahhhh by Obscenity · · Score: 1

    This article is like.. well.. like drinking a coke, (or pepsi) after a long session of coding. Refreshing, and very satisfactory, and giddy in a way of what one has accopmlished. The satisfaction of seeing him caught at his own game is awesome. Uh oh, underwear check!

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  33. ha ha, i run linux by b17bmbr · · Score: 0, Troll

    bo ahead, try and hack me. all the microsoft backdoors will be of no use. all my base are belong to me!!!!

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  34. Woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    #1- Make java script menu
    #2- Sell for $900
    #3- Profit!

    The hardest part of the whole thing was probably starting up google to search for java script examples.

  35. $900? by Mike+Hicks · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hmm. I just have a problem with someone charging $900 for JavaScript code that is easily viewable by almost any visitor to a site. It's common practice to steal bits of HTML and JavaScript, so I'm surprised people would get so annoyed when they try to sell code for use on the Web..

    1. Re:$900? by Cedric+C.+Girouard · · Score: 1
      Hmm. I just have a problem with someone charging $900 for JavaScript code that is easily viewable by almost any visitor to a site. It's common practice to steal bits of HTML and JavaScript, so I'm surprised people would get so annoyed when they try to sell code for use on the Web..


      But everyone goes up in arms as soon as a company steals some GPL'ed code and includes it in their products ?

      If I see an image on a pro photographer's site, and it's got the proper copyright notice and request for royalties if used elsewhere, the fact that it's freely visible on the web, and easy for me to copy probably makes it right for me to use on my own site, despite the request from the author not to right ?

      The way this code is available could probably help you learn about Javascript, but if this trend continues, what prevents the author from releasing it as a closed source activex dll in the future ?

      I dont buy the "steal it since it's readable" arguments, sorry.

      --

      Marriage is considered capital punishment for the theft of a goat in some third world countries...

    2. Re:$900? by 21mhz · · Score: 1

      $900? For a fucking Javascript menu? Arrrr.

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    3. Re:$900? by willy134 · · Score: 1

      I think I am in the wrong business if I can get paid $900 for a javascript menu.

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    4. Re:$900? by Cedric+C.+Girouard · · Score: 1
      $900? For a fucking Javascript menu? Arrrr.


      Nobody ever forced anyone to use that javascript. You dont like the price ? Find an alternative, or write your own.

      Putting an insane price on something is not illegal. It might not be good business wise, but it's still the owner's choice.

      Using it without paying what the author requests for it _is_ illegal tho.

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      Marriage is considered capital punishment for the theft of a goat in some third world countries...

  36. Mr. Hatch to Mr. Web Decorator by SunPin · · Score: 4, Funny

    (Avoiding the filter is an art. Art rules.)

    YOU ARE SO FIRED!

    (had to do it)

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    1. Re:Mr. Hatch to Mr. Web Decorator by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      YOU ARE SO FIRED!

      If we wants to be consistent, they get two warnings, and then are blown to dust.

    2. Re:Mr. Hatch to Mr. Web Decorator by Moofie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why the hell would he want to be consistent? Laws are for untermensch. Senators, follow the LAW? You're mad.

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  37. Mod up by Adam9 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Hah. Domain hijacking at its finest.

  38. Well it does look a tad hypocritical by zptdooda · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's the glass house idea. I know it isn't piracy per se, but it's a close enough cousin.

    Before a person in office criticizes an action, they should make pretty darn sure that they don't even have the appearance of being tainted by the act or anything close. Delegate the role. But check.

    The bar is lower for nonpublic figures. Our words don't weigh as much in the public eye.

    Now he'll have to be the brunt of embarrassing questions like "why should your computer not be destroyed?" It just weakens his stance.

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  39. It's the webmaster's fault, not the Sen. himself by petman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Surely the Senator didn't create the page himself? He might not even know what the Javascript is for. Sure, if he knew that the webmaster was doing something wrong, and he didn't stop it, then he would be at fault, but there's no proof of that here.

    Of course, my opinion above is from a common sense perspective, rather than a legal one.

  40. the term that comes to mind by squarefish · · Score: 1

    is 'hail to the theif'

    I've heard this phrase a lot lately!

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  41. excuse my naiveity by Savatte · · Score: 1

    but is it really possible to remotely fry a motherboard or break my hard drive? And if it is possible, how come this hasn't been written into some worm yet?

    1. Re:excuse my naiveity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it's possible. Just send the computers some really hard quadratic equations.

    2. Re:excuse my naiveity by Cedric+C.+Girouard · · Score: 1
      but is it really possible to remotely fry a motherboard or break my hard drive? And if it is possible, how come this hasn't been written into some worm yet?


      What's to prevent MS and the hardware maker to build it as a paladium feature ?
      I guess that it would not be hard to engineer a component that would allow more voltage/amps into key components if the correct string is received.

      The day this technology becomes widespread, we'll have a fun time watching computers go up in flames.

      And that will be the day I unhook my box from the internet... You tought melissa was bad ? You thought that the bear spread fast ? Now imagine coming in to the office one morning to find a pile of useless computers that got nuked using the remote destruct feature propagated by the latest and greatest undetected worm.

      This is why Paladium and DRM are bad. They will give too much control and too little accountability to the wrong people.

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    3. Re:excuse my naiveity by dacarr · · Score: 1
      I say this with no authority beyond theory. I am not a programmer or a hacker.

      I have been told that one *could* design aa trojan/virus/worm in assembler - but assembler, that I understand it, is very platform specific. You couldn't necessarily run code geared for an Athlon on a second-gen Pentium, and that 2g Pentium code won't have system calls of said Athlon.

      What I got to telling my wife is that the only way this could happen is by either embedding in hardware or putting a software driver in.

      Now figure this - who in their right mind is going to design hardware that self-destructs, outside of a military application where a self-destruct may be necessary? (Yeah, fine, MI and Star Trek and all that.) If I knowingly bought hardware that was set to let the blue smoke out of itself on a perceived copyright violation, I'd be a God damned fool.

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    4. Re:excuse my naiveity by damiam · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sometimes. It's of course possible to reformat the harddrive. In some cases, it's possible to screw up the BIOS to the point where the computer won't boot. In rarer cases, it's possible to change BIOS settings to run components out of spec (overclock the proc and disabling the fans, for example) enough to actually damage the hardware. Of course, this would only work in some rare cases when the user was running with full Administrator privledges, and it'd be hard to write a single tool that would fuck up a diverse set of computers. In any case, if the RIAA did create such a tool, the antivirus companies would probably be all over it.

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    5. Re:excuse my naiveity by michael_cain · · Score: 1
      For most people, anything approximating the functionality of "format c:" is going to seriously ruin their day/week/month. Or something that does fdisk-like manipulations of the partition table. Or starts at track 0 and writes random garbage over everything. For the large majority of owners, you don't have to actually damage the hardware in order to "break" the computer in ways that will require significant amounts of time and/or money to "repair".

      Over the years, quite an assortment of viruses and worms have trashed hard disks.

  42. Thank you. by Mensa+Babe · · Score: 0, Troll

    You're not a Mensa member, are you? Oh, wait, you are. It should have been obvious to me.

    Thank you, you are very kind. After all of the insults I got here on Slashdot just because I am a woman, your complement was a very nice surprise indeed.

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    1. Re:Thank you. by Mononoke · · Score: 3, Funny
      Thank you, you are very kind. After all of the insults I got here on Slashdot just because I am a woman, your complement was a very nice surprise indeed.
      And, as everyone around you can see, Mensa still doesn't measure common sense.

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    2. Re:Thank you. by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

      Sure you're in Mensa. Otherwise why would you write "complement" when you meant "compliment"? And what does this mean (from your profile)? I hate sexiest men, who are afraid of intelligent women. So, you like ugly men?

      Looking through responses to your comments didn't reveal any insults because you claim to be a woman, but rather because you can't write worth a damn. My guess is a) you're not in Mensa and b) you're a guy.

    3. Re:Thank you. by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      they don't hate you cuz you're a woman, they hate you because you're an arrogant, stuck up, retarded bitch. Honestly, no one cares that you are in MENSA, so stop acting like you are above everyone else because of it. Hey, guess what, I'm in MENSA too! Does that mean I have any actual grasp of the world around me or that I am better than anyone else? HELL NO! It means that I was able to mentally assemble a 3d cube and predict the pattern. Furthermore, "You're not a Mensa member, are you? Oh, wait, you are. It should have been obvious to me." was an INSULT, he was commenting on your arrogant and stuck up attitude. It's people like you that make me glad I'm still alive, to counter act all the stupidity you excrete into the world.

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    4. Re:Thank you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YHBT. YHL. HAND.

    5. Re:Thank you. by Blkdeath · · Score: 1
      Thank you, you are very kind. After all of the insults I got here on Slashdot just because I am a woman,

      No, you get insulted because you wear your 'victimized woman' card on your sleeve and throw it in everyone's face. Your signature is tantamount to begging for abuse.

      Mensa is a logical organization, but you appear to fall too much towards the emotional side to qualify. Were I you, I'd ask for a re-test. Maybe get some victim's counselling before re-considering my membership.

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    6. Re:Thank you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously spelling and grammar are not needed to get into MENSA. Her previous sig was:

      "I are in MENSA"

    7. Re:Thank you. by BiteMeFanboy · · Score: 0
      Not to mention the MENSA test doesn't require much intelligence or insight. There are tricks (easily coded up by the way) to rip right through the problem to the answer.

      It's people like you that make me glad I'm still alive, to counter act all the stupidity you excrete into the world.

      Reading your rant ripping into this retard makes me glad you're still alive too.

    8. Re:Thank you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hehe, mod parent up. This is the funniest post I have ever read.

    9. Re:Thank you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no, she very well could be in Mensa. It is my understanding that Mensa distributes ego-enhancing drugs to their members. The side effect of those drugs is an unfortunate upturning of the nose.

    10. Re:Thank you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What everyone around can't seem to see is that with 'complement' spelt that way, the whole post switches tone. Suddenly, it's an extremely sarcastic post that practically begs for some less-bright grammar nazi to jump out and say "Ha ha, what a retard, can't even spell compliment", offering up a decent counterattack.

      Of course, given some of Mensa Babe's other posts in this thread, and the fact that (s)he hasn't take up that counterattack, it seems rather unlikely that that was the case...

  43. Can't say much about the man's politics... by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

    ... but at least he has taste!

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  44. GIF dead at the early age of twenty... by Donald+Knuth · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - GIF patent US4,558,302 was found expired in its patent office filing cabinet this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the internet community will miss it - even if you didn't enjoy the litigation, there's no denying its contribution to bandwidth conservation. Truly a compression icon.

  45. A politician is a hypocrite .... by alamut · · Score: 1

    ... and slashdot readers act suprised?

    whee!

  46. Want another highlight? by JCCyC · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Nominate him for DU's Top Ten Conservative Idiots! (Go to the bottom of the page for nominating instructions)

    1. Re:Want another highlight? by shadowbearer · · Score: 3, Informative

      MHO:

      Parent should not be flamebait. The site he points out has existed for quite a while, and points out a lot of inconsistencies (which are also demonstrated by Democrats, Libertarians, and lots of other people in the political world).

      We all know what idiots politicians can be. Flamebait? I think not. Interesting might work better. Besides, doesn't Hatch deserve a nomination for his recent idiocy? I don't care what your affiliation is, suggesting that corporations be allowed to destroy people's computers is the lowest of the low.

      SB

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    2. Re:Want another highlight? by aligma · · Score: 0, Redundant

      And what is Karma, exactly? You could say I'm new here ;)

    3. Re:Want another highlight? by sevensharpnine · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's only considered flamebait because there's no "-1; Idiot" moderation available. Denouncing any politician as one of the ten worst anything because of a single remark is beyond stupid. Yeah, it was an idiotic comment by Hatch. The problem here is that people can't handle politicians speaking unless their statements have been filtered by their PR staff. It's people like you (including much of /.) that turn our political system into the bland wasteland of nonsensical terms it is today. If you want to rally against Sen. Hatch, more power to you. But go look at his voting record and platform before making your decision. Don't get angry because somebody stated a strong opinion that doesn't mesh with the rest of the country's watered-down political speech.

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    4. Re:Want another highlight? by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      'xcuse me, but this is not just an idiotic comment. This was a very, very inflammatory comment that pissed off a lot of people; it was also very stupid.

      Now, I have to look at it 3 ways:

      Either

      1) His political/technical advisors told him to say this, in which case he ought to fire their asses, because they don't know jack squat;

      or

      2) This is his real opinion, and he's simply been following his advisors opinions about what he should say before this;

      or

      3) He really made a fool of himself with an idiotic comment; and you know, if I made a comment like that in front of my peers, I would get flamed too.

      So, what should I believe? Eh?

      The man is a UNITED STATES SENATOR. He has a responsibility to the people he represents. If he cannot fulfill that, than WTF is he doing there?

      "Don't get angry because somebody stated a strong opinion that doesn't mesh with the rest of the country's watered-down political speech. "

      This comment just doesn't make sense in the context of what you were trying to say...at least, I don't understand it...

      Not flaming, just wondering what the hell you were trying to say.

      Now, I'll agree that he should not necessarily be considered for the 10WorstAnything just because of that comment. HOWEVER - Where does the truth lie? Eh? Do you know him, personally? Voting records mean NOTHING.

      SB

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    5. Re:Want another highlight? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yeah, it was an idiotic comment by Hatch. The problem here is that people can't handle politicians speaking unless their statements have been filtered by their PR staff. It's people like you (including much of /.) that turn our political system into the bland wasteland of nonsensical terms it is today. If you want to rally against Sen. Hatch, more power to you. But go look at his voting record and platform before making your decision.

      HOUSE-PASSAGE OF THE DIGITAL MILLENNIUM COPYRIGHT ACT CONFERENCE REPORT

      (Senate - October 12, 1998)

      [Page: S12376]

      Mr. HATCH. Mr. President, the DMCA is a remarkable bill that is the result of a remarkable process. By enacting this legislation in a timely fashion, the United States has set the marker for the rest of the world with respect to the implementation of the new WIPO treaties. As a result, the United States can look forward to stronger world-wide protection of our intellectual property and a stronger balance of trade as inbound revenues from foreign uses of our intellectual property continue to increase. I am pleased to have been a part of this great effort, and I look forward to the President's signing of H.R. 2281.


      Guess he didn't filter that through his PR staff.

    6. Re:Want another highlight? by sevensharpnine · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what I was advocating. Rather than take an off-the-cuff remark about destroying PCs, people should find real reasons to dislike politicians--which is exactly what you've illustrated. If you want to use this to wave as a flag against Sen. Hatch, I won't stop you. This is much better than using a single quote to "prove" a politician's stupidity. Your passage actually lends credibility to an argument against the Senator.

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    7. Re:Want another highlight? by sevensharpnine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Don't get angry because somebody stated a strong opinion that doesn't mesh with the rest of the country's watered-down political speech. "

      This comment just doesn't make sense in the context of what you were trying to say...at least, I don't understand it...


      What I meant was that Americans have come to expect very bland, boring speech from their politicians. When a politician says something like: "I'm all for good stuff, and I'm against bad stuff" we cheer like monkeys. Sen. Hatch broke this mold for a second and actually stated a strong personal opinion, and he gets nailed for it. I'll bet if you were to have an honest talk with any national representative in private you would find that they hold a very strong opinion on something--but because of the way our political system works, they have to water their opinions down for the masses.

      Now, I'll agree that he should not necessarily be considered for the 10WorstAnything just because of that comment. HOWEVER - Where does the truth lie? Eh? Do you know him, personally? Voting records mean NOTHING.

      You're right; his voting record is probably equal parts personal philosophy and campaign donations. I don't know exactly where the truth lies here, but I do know that it's not found in any single quote. All I'm saying is that if you want to hate Sen. Hatch, that's fine, but find a real reason to do it. This is getting as bad as people who hated Dan Quayle because he couldn't spell potato (potatoe!) or because Bill Clinton smoked weed once. Nobody is defined in any single instant.

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    8. Re:Want another highlight? by Surlyboi · · Score: 1

      Sen. Hatch broke this mold for a second and actually stated a strong personal opinion, and he gets nailed for it.

      That's all well and good, IF (and that's a big "if")
      Sen. Hatch's personal opinion is really that, or
      it's just what his biggest contributors want to hear.

      The question really is, "Does the distinguished
      gentleman take this stand becuase he's well
      informed on the issue; or does he take it to keep
      his campaign contributions coming?"

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    9. Re:Want another highlight? by PaulBu · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      ...or because Bill Clinton smoked weed once. Nobody is defined in any single instant.

      It's not him smoking weed once, it's him maintaining the whole "War on Drugs" policy AND making non-violent people serve time in jail for what he himself did... Same with the whole "political correctness" thing, I'd never mind him fscking all the subordinate girls silly, but what right did he have to support denying the same "rights" ;-) to people less fortunate in life?

      Proud to be a Libertarian in heart (though I can not vote for them, not a citizen of the US of A.)

      Paul B.

    10. Re:Want another highlight? by bigsmelly · · Score: 1

      >The man is a UNITED STATES SENATOR. He has a responsibility to the people he represents. If he cannot fulfill that, than WTF is he doing there?

      Awww C'mon! In country we KNOW the politicans are all crooked idiots. I'm suprised the American people haven't learnt that yet.

    11. Re:Want another highlight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is getting as bad as people who hated Dan Quayle because he couldn't spell potato (potatoe!)

      Yeah. I remember that incident. Everyone failed to remember that quayle was reading from a flash card which had it misspelled, and which had been verified by his staff *and* the teacher in the classroom.
      Why is it that only one person took the fall, when at least 10 had checked that card over and passed it before it got to quayle? It's not like he was there to educate kids, he was doing a photo-op. Why does no one remember gore's speech about 'the leopard changing its stripes'?
      i personally thought that one was funnier, as imagining a striped leopard makes me laugh.

    12. Re:Want another highlight? by Long+Duk+Dong · · Score: 1
      Sen. Hatch broke this mold for a second and actually stated a strong personal opinion, and he gets nailed for it. I'll bet if you were to have an honest talk with any national representative in private you would find that they hold a very strong opinion on something--but because of the way our political system works, they have to water their opinions down for the masses.

      I doubt that this his own opinion. Politicians generally do things to please their constituents, even if they don't agree with them personally. They will go through motions of doing something, like sponsoring bills their constituents want but have another Senator kill the bill. He's also the chairman of the Committee of Judiciary which means he has the clout to push things through subcommittees. My guess is that RIAA and MPAA are lobbying (bribing) heavily for legislation to implement technology to destroy file trader's computers and he is trying to please them with his hardline stance on the issue.

    13. Re:Want another highlight? by Darby · · Score: 1

      This is getting as bad as people who hated Dan Quayle because he couldn't spell potato (potatoe!)

      Nobody hated Dan Quayle because he couldn't spell potato. They hate him because he's a delusional idiot and a psycho religious nutcase. The issue with the potato incident wasn't that he didn't know how to spell the word. The issue was that a little kid knew how to spell it and Dipshit Dan told him he was wrong. You know the saying, "It's better to remain silent and be thought an idiot that to open your mouth and remove all doubt". Well nobody could have any doubt now that Dan Quayle is an idiot.

    14. Re:Want another highlight? by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      You know the saying, "It's better to remain silent and be thought an idiot that to open your mouth and remove all doubt".

      Nope. Don't know that saying. Did you mean 'than'?
      Because it's pretty easy to be wrong. It happens to all of us frequently. Nice of you to criticize someone's minor mistakes while making one yourself. I'm sure you're not an idiot. You simply made a mistake. It happens. Would you care to provide evidence of Mr. Quayle's delusions? Perhaps provide some evidence that he is psychotic? No, you'd rather believe what you're spoon-fed by media idiots. I certainly have doubts about Mr. Quayle's status as an idiot. I know one thing for sure: I'd rather have a conversation with Mr. Quayle than with someone who presents baseless, unsubstantiated defamation of a person he's never met just to make himself look better. How about having some positions you can back up? Oh wait...that would be too difficult. It's so much easier to insult people 'that' (sic) it is to do real research.

    15. Re:Want another highlight? by Logrin · · Score: 1

      I have heard Sen. Hatch's comments on several issues before that were completely against my own opinions and beliefs. Now that he is casually throwing around comments about letting copyright holders destroy my machine because they think I'm illegally copying music or ebooks or pictures scanned from Playboy (yep, that's a copyright violation, too) without the little protection called due process, (remember, innocent until proven guilty?) really pisses me off.

      Unfortunately, I don't live in Utah to help vote him out but hopefully this latest incident will wake a few people out of their trance and get him the hell out of office.

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    16. Re:Want another highlight? by hesiod · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      > a striped leopard makes me laugh.

      I would suggest against doing just this... leopards don't like being laughed at. not at all... *checks missing leg*

    17. Re:Want another highlight? by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

      Paul,

      We think very much alike. This country would do well to have you as one of its citizens.

      When I heard Sen. Hatch's comment all I could think was "A closed mouth gathers no foot"

      It wasn't so much that he said something inflammatory, it was that what we said was down right stupid, and unamerican.

      Yes, I think something should be done about the pirating of software and peoples IP. However, the sanctioned descruction of personal property is not the solution.

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    18. Re:Want another highlight? by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      In country we KNOW the politicans are all crooked idiots.

      Wow! You live in a country so insignificant it doesn't have a name? You just call it country?

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    19. Re:Want another highlight? by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. The silence is telling, isn't it?

      Thanks for bringing things into focus. The tendency to demonize those you don't agree with is far too prevalent (I sometimes do it myself) in our "modern" society. The truth is we can contribute a flow of tit-for-tat examples of the stupidity of either Quayle or Gore, Republican or Democrat or whatever label you have the biggest problem with. I'm sure If any of us had a press corps hanging on our every exhalation we'd find that we say some pretty stupid stuff from time to time as well. I'm just glad mine aren't a matter of public record. Well.... except for the stuff I post here.

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    20. Re:Want another highlight? by JCCyC · · Score: 1

      It's only considered flamebait because there's no "-1; Idiot" moderation available. Denouncing any politician as one of the ten worst anything because of a single remark is beyond stupid.

      Of course, that's why the list is weekly. They pick this week's ten worst idiocies and rank them on the site. For an all-time list, of course, only much more serious things would apply.

      And by the way, he made it to this week's list, and ranked 2 no less (nice hat)! :) I'like to think I have made a small contribution.

  47. Funny, but.... by djcdplaya · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is funny, but the sad thing is that it will in no way affect Hatch's platform nor media credibility.

    I imagine that tommorow a sysadmin and a webdesigner will be out of a job. And that sucks in today's market.

    I mean, really, you think an old senator put a website together by himself? WITH javascript!

    1. Re:Funny, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, he only needed to copy and paste that javascript...

    2. Re:Funny, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      I mean, really, you think an old senator put a website together by himself? WITH javascript!
      Yeah, come on people - he's not Al Gore.

      -- Captain Chaos

    3. Re:Funny, but.... by chad_r · · Score: 1

      I imagine that tommorow a sysadmin and a webdesigner will be out of a job. And that sucks in today's market.

      Well, tye web designer took all the original source and replaced the full license with this:

      <script language=JavaScript src=mmenu_license.js type=text/javascript>/* i am the license for the menu (duh) */</script>

      I think he should be out of a job. What if someone took your GPL code and edited the GPL headers to read "lame commie license deleted. This is my code!".

  48. Hmmmm by chrisgeleven · · Score: 5, Informative

    When I read about Hatch's little idea, this is what I came up with as responses:

    1. What ever happened to innocent until proven guilty?
    2. What ever happened to getting a warrant?
    3. What ever happened to a fair trial in front of a jury of peers?
    4. What ever happened to the government running the police, instead of the corporations.
    5. What ever happens when someone at a record label royally screws up and fries the hard drive of someone with legiminate copies of MP3's (say of my band or ripped legally from CD's I own)?

    1. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, see, that's he's saying. The government has all these pesky restrictions on what they're allowed to do... but private groups can have special abilities given to them to get around this! The government can't touch your computer without a warrant, etc, but the RIAA can.

    2. Re:Hmmmm by chrisgeleven · · Score: 1

      By your logic, that is like saying that a "private group" could blow up my car, just because I might have a supposedly shoplifted item in it.

      I don't think so.

    3. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The trick here is that the first three are limits on the goverment, not on private companies.

      The forth makes not sence, I don't want my goverment run by police, I prefer voters. Corps would be better than cops.

      As for the fifth, that's no lose.

    4. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they passed a law saying they could... they could. The government can't perform an illegal search and use the evidence, but if someone else does the search and finds evidence, the government can use it. Their hands are clean.

    5. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      http://www.senate.gov/~hatch/index.cfm?FuseAction= Biography.Home

      He has been recognized by the National Taxpayers' Union for his fiscal responsibility and has been dubbed by others "Mr. Free Enterprise," "Guardian of Small Business," and "Mr. Constitution."

      <sarcasim>hatch must know these things it says he's Mr. Consitution right there in his bio.</sarcasim>

    6. Re:Hmmmm by heli0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What ever happens when someone at a record label royally screws up and fries the hard drive of someone with legiminate copies of MP3's

      http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/ 20030617/ap_on_hi_te/downloading_music

      " The senator, a composer who earned $18,000 last year in song writing royalties, acknowledged Congress would have to enact an exemption for copyright owners from liability for damaging computers"

      Apparently nothing. It will really suck when your new $60,000 Sun Server gets hosed because someone put a copy of the latest backstreet boys music on it.

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    7. Re:Hmmmm by Malcontent · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If you want all that move to another country.

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    8. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It all got thrown out when the Supreme Court elected our President.

    9. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. John Ashcroft
      2. John Ashcroft
      3. John Ashcroft
      5. Bush admin
      5. DMCA (brought to you by Senator Hatch)

    10. Re:Hmmmm by vjmurphy · · Score: 1

      "Apparently nothing. It will really suck when your new $60,000 Sun Server gets hosed because someone put a copy of the latest backstreet boys music on it."

      Seems like this would be a mercy killing. Justifiable machina-cide?

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    11. Re:Hmmmm by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      "3. What ever happened to a fair trial in front of a jury of peers?"

      I have question, what exactly would be a jury of a /.er's peers? And what are the odds of you (or me) actually getting one? I seem to be living in the middle of a tribe of "blinking 12:00 people".

    12. Re:Hmmmm by praedor · · Score: 1

      It's a wash in that case. Having a Backdoor Boys song on the system rendered it useless anyway. Better that the system be put out of its misery.

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    13. Re:Hmmmm by 10am-bedtime · · Score: 1

      so face the challenge and help your local tribe out of its ignorance, fear and hatred. if you want to look down on someone, look down on someone who knows better but doesn't commit to any action except to complain. and even then, try to help that person w/ what calm strength you can muster.

    14. Re:Hmmmm by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      The basic problem is most people that I run into who are not already gifted with a certain level of technical knowledge, have no desire for it (or frankly no NEED for it either, as I see it). Their lives are rich and uncomplicated by most things the Slashdot community revels in.

      And while I certainly cannot fault anyone for their choice of an uncomplicated life, where would I find a group of peers in a general population where I find myself very much in the minority?

    15. Re:Hmmmm by frozencesium · · Score: 1

      Apparently nothing. It will really suck when your new $60,000 Sun Server gets hosed because someone put a copy of the latest backstreet boys music on it.

      chances are this won't be an issue for many here on /. as many of us run *nix systems, the 'sploits/software/malware they plan to use this for this activity will likely be for windowz and will likely be laughed at by our kernels...assuming the malicious code makes it through the firewalls, intrusion detection system, and packet inspection rules...

      -frozen

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  49. Relatively few? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You're talking to sysadmins here -- you'll find relatively few pirates in the bunch.
    You forgot the "Iraqi Information Minister" .sig on your post...
  50. BWAHAHAHAHHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm... i think he *might* have some songs from my local "newly made" recording company on his computer. I MUST HACK HIS COMPUTER!!!! wouldent that be fun though? to see his computer just go... POW off the internet. show him a thing or two. If only we could harness the power of Black Hat Hackers around the world the RIAA and any related server would.. drop out of sight!

  51. make the punishment fit the crime. by outsider007 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    he should be made to walk the plank.
    or in this case the butt plank.

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  52. Slashdotting Hatch == Slashdotting Taxpayers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Slashdot him!
    To the idiots who modded this up: please take a moment to think about who's paying for Senator Hatch's bandwidth before modding up a post suggesting that we Slashdot his site...
    1. Re:Slashdotting Hatch == Slashdotting Taxpayers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But when it comes to bombing other countries to fulfil own personal hidden political agendas it's alright to go apeshit on the bombing?

      The lesson for the Senator is don't say stupid shit and you won't get /.'d - anyway, it will reflect badly on him when they see the Senator's bandwidth has gone beyond any normal limit.

      Continue the hammering.

    2. Re:Slashdotting Hatch == Slashdotting Taxpayers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should stop tornadoes and hurricanes also as they cost taxpayers money.

    3. Re:Slashdotting Hatch == Slashdotting Taxpayers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think Senator Hatch is saying - "Oh, please stop it, you're costing me bandwidth please stop, ohhh".

      I'm betting Hatch is rubbing his hands together saying "fuck yeah, getting alot of hits on the website, I'm getting the message across - fuck the bandwidth this is what the website is for".

    4. Re:Slashdotting Hatch == Slashdotting Taxpayers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Do you really think Senator Hatch is saying - "Oh, please stop it, you're costing me bandwidth please stop, ohhh".
      You missed the point entirely. Senator Hatch isn't paying for the bandwidth, American taxpayers are. I dunno about you, but I'd rather my money go to something more productive than Slashdotting a senator's website.
    5. Re:Slashdotting Hatch == Slashdotting Taxpayers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With no intended comment towards your first paragraph...

      Assuming that the servers actually can't handle the load (seriously doubt that's the case, but whatever) dollars to donuts the guy has no clue what it means to be slashdotted. Sure, the admins probably do (they're worthless otherwise), but IF the servers scream, you're just going to punish the wrong crowd... The guy's a politician, not a techie. Based on his comments, that much should be obvious to a deaf, dumb, blind, & cripled goat. (No offence to goats.)

      Grow up. And write a letter.

    6. Re:Slashdotting Hatch == Slashdotting Taxpayers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF??? Seriously, mate, I hope you were joking. If you weren't... damn. They actually do make people as stupid as they used to.

    7. Re:Slashdotting Hatch == Slashdotting Taxpayers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're the idiot in this case. he's obviously joking, the fact that you weren't sure proves your idiocy. have a good day.

  53. Servitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Arguably, it's a fact that the people writing the laws (or people with the holding the most money) don't have to follow them. This is seen time and time again - they are above the law.

    Laws are there to maintain control on the "common-folk." What they don't seem to understand is, many people see through the facade and reject the double-standards and injustice placed upon them.

    2c.

  54. Wait, I know the answer to this one... by darnok · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > Where are we going to draw the line between a
    > "patriot" and a "terrorist"?

    A patriot is a terrorist who's on our side; a terrorist is a patriot who's on their side

    Got any more?

    1. Re:Wait, I know the answer to this one... by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

      blindinly simple logic, mod the parent up

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    2. Re:Wait, I know the answer to this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      No, a terrorist goes out of his way to kill innocent civilians, and we spend billions of dollars a year on precision weapons to avoid civilian casualties.

    3. Re:Wait, I know the answer to this one... by Shardis · · Score: 1

      Oh I wish I had mod points to up you pal...

    4. Re:Wait, I know the answer to this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess that's why the US spends about half of the world total on its military?
      I guess the government was trying to "avoid civilian casaulties" when it:
      1)Dropped nuclear bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima?
      2)Firebombed Dresden?
      3)Attacked numerous countries in the last 20 years, Iraq, Afghanistan, Sudan, Iraq (again), Libya, Panama, Grenda.
      That's just off the top of my head. Most countries try to avoid civilian casualties by NOT ATTACKING THEM. It's also significantly cheaper!

      It is incorrect to think that the US government tries to avoid civilian casulties when what they are really trying to avoid is the *apperance* of civilian casualties. This is why Americans saw such an airbrushed version of the war in Iraq. Avoid casulties? Try telling that to the people at Al-Jazzeera whose TV station was deliberately bombed in Baghdad after they gave their position to the US twice before the war started. They are civilians and they were deliberately attacked because they were controlled like the sheep in the mainstream US media.
      Sorry to come off so rudely, but please, just read the foreign press just a bit.

    5. Re:Wait, I know the answer to this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1)Dropped nuclear bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima?

      2)Firebombed Dresden?


      Way to stay current...

    6. Re:Wait, I know the answer to this one... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      and everybody else is "civilian casualties"

      or "innocent victims"

      God, I'm getting morbid tonite.

      Carlin: "There are no innocent victims. If you were born on this planet, you're guilty, fuck you, end of report."

      Sometimes...I think he may be right.

      SB

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    7. Re:Wait, I know the answer to this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Okay, you want current?

      Two words: Cluster Bombs

    8. Re:Wait, I know the answer to this one... by N8F8 · · Score: 1

      A terrorist is a militant who specifically targets and attacks civilians.

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    9. Re:Wait, I know the answer to this one... by praedor · · Score: 1

      Not true. You don't have to target civilians to be labelled a terrorist by the current regime in D. C. All you have to do is say something against Bush's policies, government activities, or practice civil or non-civil disobedience against some evil corporation. Bingo, not a single civilian causualty but you are now a terrorist, or just as bad, a terrorist supporter.

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    10. Re:Wait, I know the answer to this one... by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      A patriot is a terrorist who's on our side; a terrorist is a patriot who's on their side

      Simplistic yet slightly amusing sayings? sure.

      'A conservative is a liberal who just got mugged; a liberal is a conservative who just got arrested'

      'If you're not liberal before the age of 25, you have no heart. If you aren't a conservative after the age of 25, you have no brain.'

      Just cause something's neat and catchy doesn't mean it's an absolute truth.
      (yes, I apply that to myself too, there's nothing *wrong* with neat, catchy little sayings or pithy quotes.)

  55. Re:It's the webmaster's fault, not the Sen. himsel by mcSey921 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ah but since this is software piracy the entire organization is responsible. As the head of his office Sen. Hatch is ultimately responsible for any piracy that goes on in his organization.

    Anyway go here http://www.bsa.org/usa/report/ and report Orrin for piracy.

  56. Re:Question: by mxn · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is very cheap.. Just go ahead and reply with your full name, credit card number w/ date of expiry, and what you want your ad to say, and I'll get you all set up.

  57. Remember Napster? by tuxlove · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was somewhat involved with Napster back in its heyday. I once visited their office, and was introduced to a new employee who came straight out of Orrin Hatch's office. He used to be an assistant of some sort to Hatch, and was clearly hired by Napster because he could serve as a lobbyist of sorts with some very direct Washington contacts. The funny thing is, as soon as they hired this guy, Hatch came out in strong support of Napster and defended them for a time.

    I was amazed, but not surprised. That's not the sort of position one would have expected from the likes of Orrin Hatch, but clearly is ex-assistant was having significant influence on him in Napster's favor. How ironic, yet also unsurprising, that in the wake of Napster's demise, Hatch has pretty much gone 180 degrees from his previous stance.

    1. Re:Remember Napster? by Pooquey · · Score: 1

      That's not ironic. That's politics.
      Check the record of any legislator and I'm sure you'll find everyone has more than their share of reversals of position on key and not-so-key issues.

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  58. Oh.... SWEEEEET!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To quote a friend... "I laughed so hard I had to cross my legs to keep from peeing on myself."

    That is so sweeeeeeeet.

    I'll stay anonymous though. -AC

  59. Report Hatch for Piracy at BSA's site. by mcSey921 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Go to http://www.bsa.org/usa/report/ and report Orrin for piracy

    1. Re:Report Hatch for Piracy at BSA's site. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Already did, anyone blown up his computer yet? :)

  60. Hatch has painted a very large bullseye on himself by EriDay · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Opportunities to fight oppression don't come up like this everyday. If this doesn't get picked up by the popular press, the word needs to be spread. Email the URL to anyone you think it might influnce. Print the story and show it to you mom or grandma.

    This reminds me of all the adulterous legislators who impeached Clinton.

  61. In all fairness.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Milonic DHTML Menu was totally free a little while ago.

    For them to change the licensing terms retroactively ( "EVERY copy of our JavaScript menu needs to be licensed" - are they really insiting that older copies that were downloaded with it was advertised as free now be paid for and/or registered?) seems very shady to me.

    1. Re:In all fairness.... by ameoba · · Score: 1

      If AOL/TW/Nullsoft can get away with it, why not them?

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    2. Re:In all fairness.... by el_nino · · Score: 4, Informative

      The DHTML menu on the Wayback Machine was version 3.0. The version currently on Hatch's site is 3.3. Just view the source.

      If you still had version 3.0 downloaded and licensed to you for free under the previous terms, it would be doubtful if they could retroactively change the licensing terms, but in this case they're offering new software under new licensing terms, and even if you had a license to a previous version of that software that doesn't give you any rights to the new version.

  62. They may have fixed the source code... by angst7 · · Score: 2, Informative


    But a quick look at the Google Cache will let you see the original, licence-violating version.

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    1. Re:They may have fixed the source code... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, posting links in the article, arn't you smart!

  63. Tell me again... by djupedal · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Professor....what is 'pirate booty'...?

    1. Re:Tell me again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me again, professor, what do you call pirate treasure?

      I think it's booty...boot boot...i think it's booty.

      sheesh.

  64. Re:Is this about the menus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    w00t, that great, thanks guys

  65. So when... by gearheadsmp · · Score: 1

    So when is someone going to upload an MP3/OGG of him speaking against "piracy" onto Kazaa or Gnutella? (ala Lars of Metallica)

  66. Seen on Fark first actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    This was linked to off of fark.com yesterday.

    1. Re:Seen on Fark first actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And theinquirer.com had it before Fark.

    2. Re:Seen on Fark first actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the fuck cares? Fark's yet another site that rehashes the sameoldshit, just like slashdot. If you like fark so much, then piss off and read it. Otherwise, until you come up something worthwhile to post, shut the hell up, moron.

      And who's the idiot that scored this informative? Why do you waste your points on such drivel? Or was it the AC, logging in after all, just to feel better? Hmmm? Nah, who'd do that?

  67. Toast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That mutha fscker's computer is TOAST!

  68. He's a good man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hatching up ways to save the tax-payer money huh? He's my kind of politician.

  69. moron by kosamae · · Score: 1

    This whole idea is pure idiocy. First off, have you ever heard of that little thing called a trial? Last time I checked, you couldn't be punished unless you were given a lawyer, and a chance to defend yourself on trial, and all that nice constitutional stuff.
    On top of that, think about the consequences in a place like a college dorm. Someone piss you off? How about having a great way to put them $2000 in the hole in the 5 minutes it takes to download 3 copyrighted songs- just wait for them to go to the bathroom...
    And of course, there's the fact that pretty much every corporation has some unliscensed software on their computers. Wouldn't that be great? The minute this new program goes on line, America's economy collapses because half the corporate workstations in the country blow up.
    Yeah, pure genious.

  70. That's the thing about being a hypocrite... by werdna · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Having taken absolutist or extreme positions on an issue, you can't credibly defend yourself for things that most people would just shrug off.

    Bill Bennet cannot credibly author a "Book of Virtues" in adult and children's editions, make $25,000 a speech daily, and then point out that most people gamble and private lives are nobody's business.

    Rhonda Storms could not credibly call for the dismantling of Hillsborough Countie's Public Access stations for supposed IP abuses (after losing for years to overcome first amendment responses to her efforts to censor what she deemed offensive programming), requiring that all producers undertake IP sensitivity training, and then defend her unlicensed synchronized parody of the Beach Boys' tune "Help Me Rhonda" in an election commercial as a reasonable oversight.

    Likewise, Orin Hatch cannot insist that a few infringements of a few tunes are evil enough to justify a government official's call for destruction of personal property without due process and simultaneously argue that he should be forgiven for not studying a licensing agreement.

    1. Re:That's the thing about being a hypocrite... by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Bill Bennet cannot credibly author a "Book of Virtues" in adult and children's editions, make $25,000 a speech daily, and then point out that most people gamble and private lives are nobody's business.

      Nice try. Bill Bennet has never ever spoken out against gambling. His partner in a think tank, Jack Kemp, has, but then Jack Kemp doesn't have a known gambling proclivity. Now, had you said that it's hypocritical for someone who supports the 'war on drug users' to say that private lives are nobody's business I would have backed you, but the gambling thing is just plain wrong and does not help your position.

      Likewise, Orin Hatch cannot insist that a few infringements of a few tunes are evil enough to justify a government official's call for destruction of personal property without due process and simultaneously argue that he should be forgiven for not studying a licensing agreement

      Orrin Hatch can call for whatever the hell he wants to. This is just silly, people. If a senator's mechanic had installed a stolen part in the engine of his limo, without the senator's knowledge, that wouldn't mean the senator would all of a sudden be pro-theft. Now, had someone found an unlicensed copy of windows on the senator's *personal machine*, you would be correct, but I would not support *any* law that would hold me accountable for what my web designer did.

    2. Re:That's the thing about being a hypocrite... by moncyb · · Score: 1

      So you're saying if a senator says: "The victims should be allowed to blow up the house of anyone caught with the stolen property." Later on, someone discovers the stolen part in the senator's limo, so if the senator's law passed, the victims of the thief could legally blow up the senators house.

      I didn't hear Hatch saying it would be okay for the people at Milonic Solutions Ltd. to destroy the US Senate's servers. Nor should he be allowed to permit them. Yet his statement suggested they can. Don't you see the problem?

    3. Re:That's the thing about being a hypocrite... by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      I didn't hear Hatch saying it would be okay for the people at Milonic Solutions Ltd. to destroy the US Senate's servers. Nor should he be allowed to permit them. Yet his statement suggested they can. Don't you see the problem?

      I also didn't hear anyone give him two warnings, after which he is still noncompliant.
      To be a hypocrite, he would have to have received the warnings, and then averted the destruction of his computer. If he refuses to have the software licensed, then he is a hypocrite. If he merely didn't know that his webmaster pirated software, he *ISN'T* being a hypocrite because he specifically included a provision (his ignorance of the effectiveness of the provision he provided, of course, also does not qualify him as a hypocrite, merely ignorant in that area) to warn offenders. *That's* what I meant. *That* is why your argument fails. Now, if in a few days, his software is both not licenses properly and still on his website, then let the accusations fly. I'll even join you.
      (Mind you, I don't like the senator at all, but using fallacious logic to argue against him is counterproductive. There's no NEED to make stuff up, he's done quite enough that's actual factual to need to make anything up or spin it.)

    4. Re:That's the thing about being a hypocrite... by moncyb · · Score: 1

      How I understand his statements, he said the virus should pop up two warnings on the computer which is running. The computer which contained the infringing material was a server, and who says those warnings have to be specific enough so the user will know what the cyberterrorist claims to be infringing. It's unlikely anyone will see any warnings "displayed" on a server, many servers don't even have video cards!

      His "law" will most likely be screwed up. That was my point. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with Hatch being a hypocrite, but it does illustrate how he is wrong and how your limo analogy was way off.

    5. Re:That's the thing about being a hypocrite... by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Bill Bennet has never ever spoken out against gambling.

      That's pretty much irrelevant. Thats like a drug czar who rants about the terrible dangers of cocain, marajuana and meth but is revealed to have a big heroin habit.

    6. Re:That's the thing about being a hypocrite... by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much irrelevant. Thats like a drug czar who rants about the terrible dangers of cocain, marajuana and meth but is revealed to have a big heroin habit.

      Only if it's your opinion that gambling is evil. I would rather compare it to someone who doesn't like lemons, doesn't like limes, but does like oranges.
      what's logically incorrect about that?

    7. Re:That's the thing about being a hypocrite... by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      How I understand his statements, he said the virus should pop up two warnings on the computer which is running. The computer which contained the infringing material was a server, and who says those warnings have to be specific enough so the user will know what the cyberterrorist claims to be infringing. It's unlikely anyone will see any warnings "displayed" on a server, many servers don't even have video cards!

      Yeah. Admins never get any kind of error reporting or logging on servers cause servers might not have video cards! OMG! How do they know if it's even running? /sarcasm
      Obviously he isn't very technically inclined. That doesn't mean that no messages could be seen on a server. That's just silly. Especially 'because they don't have video cards'. Please.

      His "law" will most likely be screwed up. That was my point. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with Hatch being a hypocrite, but it does illustrate how he is wrong and how your limo analogy was way off.

      His "law" wasn't a "law", it was an "opinion", and I have been told that everyone has them, and that they all stink. Well, his sure did, from my point of view, but that doesn't mean he's a hypocryte. Why can't people understand that I'm not defending his stupid idea; criticize his opinion all you want, just don't call him a hypocryte *on this issue*; if you have an actual instance of it, as I've seen inklings of elsewhere in these comments, and go to town. Making fallacious arguments doesn't make senator hatch look bad. If you weren't calling him a hypoctye, as you say, then why bother responding to my post? I didn't say he was a good guy, or anything, I just said he wasn't a hypocryte *on this issue*, so if you agree that he isn't, why agree with me in a disagreeable fashion?

    8. Re:That's the thing about being a hypocrite... by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Only if it's your opinion that gambling is evil.

      Its the opninion of the morality industry that it is evil. And as one of the primary generals in that industry, yes that damn well makes Benet a hypocrite. Wether or not he specifically ranted on the subject is irrelevant. You don't hold yourself up as a paragon of virtue and lecture others and then excuse your own actions by saying shit like "well, I never said that marrying your 14 year old cousin was immoral, so you can't complain when I do it!" Same thing goes for gambling.

    9. Re:That's the thing about being a hypocrite... by moncyb · · Score: 1

      Even if the virus sends the information to the logs, it doesn't mean the entry will be read. Many high load servers generate megabytes of log entries per server per day. A message sent to log files is probably less likely to be read than one sent to a display. My point was the message isn't likely to be read until after the server has been trashed, and someone goes to find the problem.

      His "law" wasn't a "law", it was an "opinion"

      He is a senator, and a powerful one at that. His opinions are often formed into bills, which may become law. If you don't get this, then you have no clue how the US Government works. A congressman's opinion is never just an opinion, they have the ability to directly do something about it.

      Why can't people understand that I'm not defending his stupid idea; criticize his opinion all you want, just don't call him a hypocryte *on this issue*

      If you read all of my previos post, you would have seen this: "It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with Hatch being a hypocrite, but it does illustrate how he is wrong and how your limo analogy was way off." If you read this entire thread, you would see I wasn't the one to call him a "hypocrite." This is the post. My username is not werdna.

      I was responding to you limo analogy (which was far off), and your silly "Orrin Hatch can call for whatever the hell he wants to." statement. He's a senator and supposed to represent the people. He shouldn't call for things which are contrary to the rights of the people, and giving "copyright holders" a legal loophole to destroy people's computers is quite contrary to the rights of the general public. So is a DRM mandate--which some say he was using this as a threat to get the mandate. Especially when those "copyright holders" have used various laws and loopholes to attack innocent people. He can't just call out for any law he wants.

      Unless I misunderstood the article, he made this statement in a Senate meeting. You know, where they make laws. Also go to opensecrets.org, and look up Hatch's contributors. You'll see why he has turned anti-p2p and pro-DRM.

    10. Re:That's the thing about being a hypocrite... by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Its the opninion of the morality industry that it is evil. And as one of the primary generals in that industry, yes that damn well makes Benet a hypocrite. Wether or not he specifically ranted on the subject is irrelevant. You don't hold yourself up as a paragon of virtue and lecture others and then excuse your own actions by saying shit like "well, I never said that marrying your 14 year old cousin was immoral, so you can't complain when I do it!" Same thing goes for gambling.

      I didn't realize that bennet was a general in the morality army. You are asserting that mr bennet supports a position, even though he *never* has, and that it's expected and right. Well, I'm afraid that I don't like your generalization. You can say that someone who advocates 'morality' is *more likely* to be against gambling, but there's no logical reason why bill bennet should be anti-gambling. it's legal. here's a more appropriate analogy: say that someone is against heroin, cocaine, pcp, and weed, but not against alcohol. This isn't hypocritical, because alcohol, like gambling, is *legal*. Why should someone have to support the same positions as someone else on every issue? I am a Libertarian, but that doesn't mean I agree with EVERY item on the Libertarian platform, and no, that damn well does NOT make me a hypocryte. Guilt by association...that's bad form, sir.

    11. Re:That's the thing about being a hypocrite... by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Even if the virus sends the information to the logs, it doesn't mean the entry will be read.

      Hmm. It would seem that you are either not an admin, or not a very good one. Also, it's a bit silly to tell me that a message that doesn't exist using a protocol not determined wouldn't be read. How do you know? It hasn't happened yet. I would be surprised if it ever did.

      and your silly "Orrin Hatch can call for whatever the hell he wants to." statement.

      Whatever. Read the Bill of Rights to understand why senator hatch can call for whatever he wants to. Now, he wasn't *proposing legislation*. I didn't say he has the right to make whatever fucking law he wants. He can, however, express any fucking opinion he cares to, wherever he cares to, and if it affects his political career, that's his problem.

      He's a senator and supposed to represent the people.

      Well, he obviously doesn't represent YOU, but perhaps you can give me some hard data suggesting that no one in his state agrees with that opinion of his.

      He shouldn't call for things which are contrary to the rights of the people,

      Of course he shouldn't. That doesn't mean he *can't*. It also doesn't mean he *shouldn't be allowed to*. Now, he never actually proposed this idea as legislation, which you are clumsily trying to insinuate that he did, or would, and which has nowhere been indicated to my knowledge.

      He can't just call out for any law he wants

      He can have any opinion he wants on any law that doesn't exist. He can call for a law to make everyone under 55 a minor. That doesn't mean it's ever going to get written into law. There's a big fucking difference between saying 'i would support law x' and 'law x is now on the books'.

      Unless I misunderstood the article, he made this statement in a Senate meeting. You know, where they make laws.

      Yeah. Part of the 'making' is drafting and introducing a bill. How many times do I have to say that this hasn't happened yet before you actually understand it?

      Also go to opensecrets.org, and look up Hatch's contributors. You'll see why he has turned anti-p2p and pro-DRM.

      As I've said many, many, many, many times before, I DON'T LIKE SENATOR ORRIN HATCH. Ok? got it now? I don't like him, but I'll defend his right to say whatever he wants, especially as him saying stupid shit like this is what is going to get him de-elected, if anything will. There's too much needless censorship in our country as it is, because everyone's so afraid to offend someone. He's perfectly free to be offensive, and you're perfectly free to vote against him, or encourage those in his state to do so.

    12. Re:That's the thing about being a hypocrite... by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize that bennet was a general in the morality army.

      Well now you know. Just do a search for him and see what you turn up.

      You are asserting that mr bennet supports a position, even though he *never* has

      You just don't get it, do you? Its not that his own moral tenets might be in conflict in his personal life. Its that he's telling other people how they should their lives. As a Liberterian I would think you'd find this sort of person repugnant. When you are loudly (and profitably) telling other people that they should lead virtuous, moral lives, you come off as a bit of a hypocryte when its revealed that you've lost 8 million dollars by gambling.

      Again, in case I haven't made this clear enough, he isn't catching hell because he's a man who was caught gambling, which as you say is perfectly legal. He's catching hell because he wants Americans to meet a high standard of morality and then its revealed that he doesn't meet that standard himself.

    13. Re:That's the thing about being a hypocrite... by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Again, in case I haven't made this clear enough, he isn't catching hell because he's a man who was caught gambling, which as you say is perfectly legal. He's catching hell because he wants Americans to meet a high standard of morality and then its revealed that he doesn't meet that standard himself.

      Um. Anyone can say as loud as they want how they want you to run your life. People do it all the time, from every side. It's up to *you* to make up your own mind. If bennet tells you to do something, and you do, don't blame *him* for it.
      Also, some people find dancing to be immoral, does that mean that bennet should be against this perfectly legal activity just because hes 'a general in the morality army'?
      you still haven't fully explained to my satisfaction what makes gambling immoral to bill bennet. I still haven't seen any hard evidence of that. Don't give me some 'invisible platform' that he has to support. There are LOTS of things that *some people* think are immoral, that other people don't. dancing, drinking, playing cards (for fun *or* profit) celebrating halloween...i don't see you saying that he should also be against *those* things. so please, list for me the entire 'moral platform' in written form, which has bill bennet's signature on it, and includes gambling. either that, or don't force someone to support a position *you* think they should, even though there's no LOGICAL reason that he should. You want him to be a hyporcite SO DAMN BAD that you don't give a shit what makes sense and what doesn't. Just saying 'he tries to make people live a moral life' doesn't mean he's automatically against some legal activity. I understand that you don't like him. That's fine. He's just not a hypocrite, and using the word wrong doesn't make *him* look bad.
      As I *am* a Libertarian, I obviously support his right to say whatever he wants to. You should understand that to me, denying *anyone* the right to say *anything* is repugnant. Now, if bill bennet starts *physically forcing* people to change their lifestyles, then I'll have something to say against him. However it's not repugnant to me that he wants to have opinions on how people should live their lives. I also have opinions on that. It's when you go from *saying what your opinion is* to *forcing people to live like your opinion* that I have a problem with it. Why does everyone assume that I'd be against free speech just because I don't like the guy's politics?
      He's never held anyone else to a standard of not gambling. He has held himself to a standard of not doing drugs (as far as we know) and not cheating on his wife, and not beating up weaker people...things he's spoken out against. Find him doing something he has publically denounced, and then he will be a hypocrite. Asserting that he is against gambling just because he's against other things is fucking retarded. I'm sorry, but it is. That's like saying that someone who is against abortion is also against nosejobs. I mean, maybe they are, but it doesn't logically follow that they *must be*. Why is it fair for you to attribute to mr bennet things he hasn't done? If he murdered someone....if he robbed someone....if he was found in a whorehouse....if he had an illegal drug problem....these are all things that would make him a hypocrite. Find me some evidence of those, and I'll scream it as loud as anyone. However, mislabelling people and using the wrong words to insult them just makes *you* look close-minded, and is wrong.

      Its that he's telling other people how they should [live] their lives.

      I'm sorry. It's just so damn funny to me that you say this like it's the ultimate evil. Anyone can tell me how to live my life. However, I have the ultimate responsibility *for* that life. People have been telling me how to live my life for years, in school, in print media, in church, on tv....politicians have been doing it forever. Every protestor, every talking head, every commercial is telling you how to live your life, or at least a certain part of it. That's just how it is. If yo

    14. Re:That's the thing about being a hypocrite... by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Um. Anyone can say as loud as they want how they want you to run your life. People do it all the time, from every side. It's up to *you* to make up your own mind. If bennet tells you to do something, and you do, don't blame *him* for it.

      (rolls eyes) Of course he can say what ever he wants, but then we are also perfectly free to say he's a hypocryte when he's outed as one. Dddddddduh.

      Also, some people find dancing to be immoral, does that mean that bennet should be against this perfectly legal activity just because hes 'a general in the morality army'?

      The problem is that he critisizes celebrities and politicians for the laundry list of vices, but this one just doesn't seem to apply to him. How convenient.

      you still haven't fully explained to my satisfaction what makes gambling immoral to bill bennet.

      Okay, since you want it SO DAMN BAD, here you go: on empower.org, a site run by him and Jack Kemp, he has a pdf on culturalal statistics and problems such as pornography. Also listed are stats on gambling, with 3 million people listed as 'problem gamblers'. Elsewhere on the site, they are supporting restricting internet gambling. Or look at his 'The Broken Hearth: Reversing the Moral Collapse of the American Family' where he warns how "wealth and luxury ... often make it harder to deny the quest for instant gratification" because "the more we attain, the more we want." Eat it, beyach.

      Now, if bill bennet starts *physically forcing* people to change their lifestyles, then I'll have something to say against him.

      How about legally forcing? He was the Secretary of Education under Regean and the drug czar for the first Bush. He pushed for longer sentences for drug users, a victumless crime to begin with, but especially for marajuana which can arguably be said to be less dangerous than alchohol or cigarettes. While he's no longer a government official, he can use his considerable clout with the GOP to support stuff like COPA, restrictions on the sale of violent movies and video games, etc. Check out the list of proposed legislation on his site, some of which he supports. No doubt you'll come back with some bullshit rationalization that "he's free to support whatever he wants", but we are also free to castigate him for it, something you don't seem to think that *we* can do.

      I'm sorry. It's just so damn funny to me that you say this like it's the ultimate evil.

      Right. If you've been paying attention thats not what I've been saying, but then logic, common sense and consistency are anethma to the typical Liberterian, aren't they?

  71. Re:We should beat him with a sack of doorknobs (nt by gearheadsmp · · Score: 1

    Will AOL discs suffice?

  72. Re:It's the webmaster's fault, not the Sen. himsel by Cedric+C.+Girouard · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Surely the Senator didn't create the page himself? He might not even know what the Javascript is for. Sure, if he knew that the webmaster was doing something wrong, and he didn't stop it, then he would be at fault, but there's no proof of that here.


    Who's the owner of the site ? Hatch or the webmonkey ?

    His name is all over the place, it is HIS website, so he should be held accountable of what's found on it. I remember hearing something like "ignorance is not a valid defense".
    If I was going to put my name on something I did not write, I'd damn well make sure my legal team audits each and every bit of it to insure I wouldnt get myself in hot water over it.

    This man is a self-proclaimed copyright professional. I guess he should have known better.

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  73. Re:It's the webmaster's fault by bunseki+suru · · Score: 2, Funny
    Calm down everybody...obviously the webmaster is one of us. I mean, look:

    Please enjoy this online traval and resource guide to help you explore our great state.

    Dont' be to hardon him..

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  74. I called his office to complain by OYAHHH · · Score: 2, Informative

    I called Boring Orrin's office to complain and here was the reply I got:

    "Senator Hatch's website was created via a third party who was responsible for the problem. The problem has now been corrected."

    Those aren't the exact words but they effectively expressed his staffer's opinion.

    But what really got me was the fact that the staffer refused to provide Senator Hatch's take on the matter and really seemed quite nonchalant about the whole affair.

    I mentioned that I felt that Senator Hatch bears ultimate responsiblity for what is on his website and that I felt like he should own up to it.

    Or to, at the very minimum, help pay the litigation costs of the person whose copyrighted material was stolen so that they could sue the crap out of the "third party web designer".

    Once again I basically got a shrug type reaction from the staffer.

    Those people don't have a clue!

    If you want to make a difference, call Hatch's office, complain, then call your Senator's office and request that they punish him. If it's long distance for you then it will be a few bucks for each call but it will be money well spent.

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    1. Re:I called his office to complain by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A politician's staffmember dodged responsibility, blew off complaints, and exhibited cluelessness?

      STOP THE PRESSES!

      You wanted contrition? From a SENATOR? They are far more equal than you, citizen. Get back in your hole.

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    2. Re:I called his office to complain by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      I mentioned that I felt that Senator Hatch bears ultimate responsiblity for what is on his website and that I felt like he should own up to it.

      Personally I don't believe he himself is responsible. But what's ironic is that he himself is arguing that his computer ought to be destroyed over this...

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    3. Re:I called his office to complain by Ventriloquate · · Score: 1
      "Senator Hatch's website was created via a third party who was responsible for the problem. The problem has now been corrected."

      I wonder how many other senators are "correcting" problems with their websites as we speak..

  75. Re:Shiver me timbers! - Mod up by doublesix · · Score: 4, Informative

    For the love of god mod this up. I thought he was joking, but it's true! It's true I tell you. http://www.myutahsearch.com/

  76. I just wonder ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if his is the only site there with this oversight. Hmmm, I wonder what Google knows ...

  77. Double standards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Woolley makes his living from his software. Like a lot of independent programmers, he struggles to get people to conform to his licensing terms, let alone pay for his software.

    "We don't want blood," he said. "We just want payment for the hard work we do. We work very, very hard. If they're not prepared to pay, they're software pirates."

    why doesn't the same standard apply to "sharing" music? I bet the musicians work hard too...

  78. As one of his constituents... by jensend · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Senator Hatch is, overall, a great guy. The other congressmen from Utah (except for Jim Matheson, a moderate Democrat who managed to barely hold on to his House seat despite the careful gerrymandering of our terrible State Legislature) vote harder-than-hard-line Republican, often seemingly without any thought. Hatch has genuinely tried to investigate the issues and work towards solutions- even though the solutions he engineers get fairly widely booed in Utah since they may deviate from the Party Line. In just about all previous instances when I have disagreed with Sen. Hatch's views, I have nevertheless felt them to be well-reasoned and somewhat justified.

    This time around constitutes an exception. Everybody makes stupid mistakes once in a while, and I hope Hatch manages to pull a course correction on this issue pretty soon.

    1. Re:As one of his constituents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm the guy is a NUTCASE. You're either a nutcase or you aren't. There's no grey area.

      What kind of an idiot suggests and wants to pass a law that endorses vigilantism??? What he's suggesting is copyright holders take the law into their own hands. He might as well get rid of the Judicial branch and leave it all in the hands of RIAA.

      Forget about ensuring that punishment fit the crime. Forget aboput ensuring that innocents dont get harmed. Forget about ensuring that the computer doesnt have a life support or other mission critical application. If his dream of having all copyright violating computers blow up, imagine the devastating effect on the economy.

      The guy is a United States senator, not some drunk in a bar spouting out shit.

    2. Re:As one of his constituents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >Umm the guy is a NUTCASE. You're either a

      >nutcase or you aren't. There's no grey area.

      Arguing with someone from Utah about being a nutcase is redundant....

    3. Re:As one of his constituents... by Mairsil · · Score: 1

      The guy is a United States senator, not some drunk in a bar spouting out shit.

      The two are mutually exclusive?

    4. Re:As one of his constituents... by praedor · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see. You are a hard-right, religious crazy bible thumper, woman hater. You like Hatch and dislike Matheson, then the aforementioned is a given. Hatch, like most republicans, is bent and focused on trying to force religious tenets and restrictions into laws where they have no business being. He's just as bad as Rep Hansen, Rep Fatso-whatisname who who purchased his seat, and all members of the Eagle Forum.


      Salt Lake City is the most moderate/liberal city in the state (besides Park City), peopled primarily by moderates and liberals (thank gawd). OF COURSE they should be represented by a like-minded Rep. It would be incorrect to gerrymander the Salt Lake district to force a Republican to represent them when they hold few views in common with that group of clowns.

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    5. Re:As one of his constituents... by jensend · · Score: 1

      Actually, I really like Matheson, and would have stumped for him if he were in my district (I live in Provo). I fail to see that Hatch has generally had a record of "trying to force religious tenets and restrictions into laws", though, and there's a world of difference between him and the overly sensationalistic, I-want-to-have-every-environmentalist-hung Hansen (ugh!). You'll note that I said "the careful gerrymandering of our terrible state legislature"- our "gun-toting, even-slightly-moderate-booing, viciously gerrymandering, education-dismantling" state legislature, as I described it in another post.

      Maybe I am a "religious crazy bible thumper"- I am a devout Mormon- but I'm definitely not hard-right nor a woman-hater.

    6. Re:As one of his constituents... by praedor · · Score: 1

      I misread you (and replied with intent to inflame what I thought was a Utard conservative). My mistake.


      The Rep big-fat-guy-who-bought-his-seat...I remember his name now: Chris (Loose)Cannon. Same cloth as Hansen. Utah is loaded with such tripe.

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  79. Some are sysadmins by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

    But I don't think all are and I do not personally think that as many of us adhere to your straight line behaviour (which I'm not criticizing you for by the way).

    I think you've got more people in this world fudging on their software than most people believe. Maybe not nearly as many as slip in that extra 5-10 mph while driving but a vast number nevertheless.

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  80. Is it even a commercial site? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems to me that a government web site is non-commercial.

    1. Re:Is it even a commercial site? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter. He needs a license even if it is non-commercial, the cost is just free.

    2. Re:Is it even a commercial site? by Darby · · Score: 1

      Seems to me that a government web site is non-commercial.

      Where in the hell did you get a ridiculous idea like that?!?

  81. Shuddder... by Malicious · · Score: 4, Interesting
    OK, so it's all well and funny that the guy's got a porn link on his webpage. Yes, he's a senator, and that should be damaging... but the only people seeing it are Slashdotters, and we're ALL clicking the fucking thing, probably making him a small fortune with no real result. Instead, don't click it, tell your grandmother about it!

    ROCK THE VOTE!

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    1. Re:Shuddder... by baltimoretim · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This website is hosted on Senate webservers, right? Which are owned collectively by US citizens, not Hatch individually.

      So Hatch had better not be making any money off of the links.

      In fact, I'd be very surprised if any payment arrangement existed between utahpr0n.com and Hatch. But wouldn't it be interesting if one did?

      Didn't Congress bust Dan Rostenkowski(sp?) for as much?

    2. Re:Shuddder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >So Hatch had better not be making any money off of the links

      myutahsearch.com was registered just over a month ago. It's a domain nabber/squatter, plain and simple; one of those people who buy up expired domains in order to benefit from the links they have out there.

    3. Re:Shuddder... by worf_mo · · Score: 1

      Instead, don't click it, tell your grandmother about it!

      She will pay his site a visit and find out that he is helping her to get rid of all possible body part enlargement proposals - this time without destroying anyone's computers.

  82. Just few thoughts (independent software developers by Sleeper · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First of all I was kind of surprised when I first heard about Sen. Hatch's initiative. I am not a big fan of his but very often he looked pretty reasonable to me. IIRC he suppports stem cell research. But going after "pirates" being pirate himself is bad.

    That being said I am actually more concerned about independent software developers. And the ways how they can make money and enforce thier licenses. I am not independent developer myself. But I can imagine that doing all that above and actually writing a code could be quite a hassle. I started to think about after I read this this storry.

    The thought that occurred to me is this. May be there is a niche for something that we would call (for the lack of a better term) a "software label". It is something like a SourceForge but with a bit muscule behind it. That is for independent software developer it would provide following functions:

    1. Hosting a website for given software (that is in essence marketing and advetising).

    2. Binaries (or even source code) repository.

    3. Handling payments (especially electronic)

    4. Legal representation.

    Everything except item 4 can be set up on nickel and dime. And regarding lawyers. I hear that here (in the Sil. Valey) a lot of them lost jobs and gladly do lower pay or even pro bono work.

    It can even act like an "agent" for a programmer. Just an example. My friend (well actually the guy I talk on IRC a lot) is a free-lancer. Year ago he got a contract to make them a site (linux+appache+php+mysql+lots of other shit). He made it (I was a beta-tester) company got it but now for some lame reason they refuse to pay. He might win but from what I see they are going to suck him dry first.

    Point is you wrote a package. But for many reasons (especially now) starting your own company is not feasible yet. In this case it would be nice that there is someone who could handle the "overhead for you".

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  83. They should revoke his license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Orrin Hatch is such a hypocrite and menace to consumer rights that they should revoke his license completely, just so that he has to scramble (and pay someone hopefully) to redo that aspect of his site. The fact that he constantly abuses his power to reduce consumer rights, while refusing to recuse himself from issues which he suffers a conflict of interest (his music deals, his direct personal profit from said music deals, and his part in legislation on music and consumer rights).
    So, terminate his license to use the software because he's an enemy of consumer rights and technological freedom. By his own philosophy, copyright holders should have such powers and be able to arbitrarily enforce at will...

  84. BOHF... by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

    the dark side that lurks in every sysadmin ...

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  85. A working implementation is not practical. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Whether or not you think this is a good idea (most people probably would definately not), I really see no way how this could be implemented in a practical manner.

    This is similar to those horrid things that the RIAA is trying to produce, and they are clearly getting not too far, like their new "restricted" audio format, and a block switch for portable MP3 players.

    It would be extremely difficult to place a hardware kill switch on commodity computers, as that would require going through all computer/motherboard manufacturers, and unless those without these "kill switches" are made illegal, then the manufacturers who comply are likely to be made extremely unpopular. Even if this scenario was to happen, what's preventing people from finding out what kind of packet that this thing uses, and then using this information to either block these "kill requests" or sending them to other people's computers?

    In a software solution, that would be even more of a problem, as even in heavily restricted platforms like XP, the company behind it, Microsoft, still exercises only minimial control over the user's computer, and nothing's there to stop them from modifying parts of the OS to prevent it from recognizing the kill signal.

    Protocols on the internet only work when they are open, and this particular protocol to "destroy" people's computers is quite closed. If this is to take place, it would be only a matter of time when malicious users could use it to destroy the computers of other people.

  86. Look, morons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are two kinds of people:

    The government (kings) and the common people. Sen. Orrin's rules apply only to the common people and not to elite people like himself. There is a special kind of justice for govt. type. They can break any law they wish with impunity, bomb countries with little proof and a lot of lies.

    In summary, nothing new happenin

  87. Smoking Gun by axxackall · · Score: 1

    How about Smoking Gun? Just an idea, for a case he will wipe that link out.

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  88. Hes in congress, of course hes not honest by thogard · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Does everyone remember all the congresscritters out on the steps singing God Bless America? That had an audience of over a billion but did they pay the royalties to the Boy & Girl Scouts? I bet they didn't even check out the copyright before they decided it was a good idea. But it means they all broke copyright law.

    If anyone gets to talk to a Senator, this is a very good thing to bring up. According to standard copyright rates, they all owe more in royalties than most of them will ever see and some of these guys play with the national debt.

    1. Re:Hes in congress, of course hes not honest by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1
      First of all, the copyright, owned by the "G-D BLESS AMERICA FOUNDATION" belongs to the Boy Scouts of America, not the "Boy and Girl Scouts"

      Second of all, there is no organization MORE CORRUPT AND DISGUSTING than the Boy Scouts of America.

    2. Re:Hes in congress, of course hes not honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey fuck you ok - I'm a fucking eagle scout and I can tell you - there are PLENTY of organizations out there more fucked up that the Boy Scouts.

      Congress for example...........
      the DEA, and to a much lesser extent the ATF

      then theres big business, Enron, haliburton, Nike...so forth

      what about the Mafia - oh, well, that would probably fall under "Congress" wouldn't it?

      And last but not least, in fact probably most of all, the majority of the american public....

      nyah - take that you bloody troll...

    3. Re:Hes in congress, of course hes not honest by deeeev · · Score: 1

      Kicked out for being a gay troopleader eh? Yeah man I feel your pain. (Move to canada they're about to legalize gay marriage) :)

    4. Re:Hes in congress, of course hes not honest by ScarKnee · · Score: 1

      yeah, leave it to a private organizations teaching boys morals and practical skills. How corrupt. How disgusting. I hope you could hear the sarcasm coming off my keyboard!! you sure sound like an idiot from the east coast. I could be wrong, though... you could be an idiot from anywhere. later

    5. Re:Hes in congress, of course hes not honest by cybercuzco · · Score: 1

      OK, ill bite. Why are the Boy Scouts Corrupt and disgusting? Because they wont let in gays? because they wont let in girls? When I was younger, it was almost assumed that if you were in the scouts you were gay, i mean running around in uniforms and sewing on patches? Thats gay to a 6th grader. I may not support the scouts stands on these issues, but I certainly can understand why they woud do it, and as the supreme court says, its their right to let in whomever they please. Regardless of those issues, I have never seen any corruption within the scouts, you dont bribe people for badges, no leaders i know embezzle funds, there is no Boy scouts accounting scandal etc etc. And the scouts give hundreds of thousands of boys direction they otherwise would not be getting. Many studies have shown that having a strong father figure in ones life helps a boy grow into a well adjusted man later in life. Yes the scouts are not perfect, but they do alot of good.

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    6. Re:Hes in congress, of course hes not honest by cybercuzco · · Score: 1

      A little of the history of the copyright of God Bless America:here

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    7. Re:Hes in congress, of course hes not honest by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1
      I actually agree with them re: their position on gays.

      HOWEVER, they are actually a CHURCH for BOYS. Nothing wrong with that, if they didn't ACCEPT PUBLIC MONEY and demand ACCESS to public schools.

      The Church I belong to isn't allowed to do that. Why should the BSA?

    8. Re:Hes in congress, of course hes not honest by cybercuzco · · Score: 1

      Funny, most scouts I knew were geeks and nerds like myself, and were agnostic or athiest. Whatever they were indoctrinating us with, the belief in god part didnt stick (although alot of other stuff did, like a love for the outdoors, respect for other people, etc) As for accepting public money, did you notice that that money has "in god we trust" written all over it? Get rid of that first, then we can start worrying about the boy scouts. Theyre nondenominational, accept nearly all religions. As long as you arent going "hail satan" at every meeting, even the verboten religions they dont really care about. As far as i know, the boy sccouts are a nonprofit, not a religion. They are a religious based nonprofit, but im sure that there are plenty of religion based nonprofits that get money from the public. Christian childrens fund comes to mind immediately. Hereis a list of the religious emblems that can be earned in scouting, note all the major religions, catholicism, branches of christianity, bhuddism, hinduism, islam and judaeism are all represented, and even several obscure ones like zoroastrian are included.

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    9. Re:Hes in congress, of course hes not honest by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1
      You are completely wrong.

      I believe that the Boy Scouts of America has the absolute right to exclude gays. I've never once questioned that. You shouldn't jump to conclusions.

      What makes them immoral is that they DEMAND public money and special access to public schools.

      The Boy Scouts of America is a CHURCH for BOYS. Plain and simple. Nothing wrong with that. I belong to a church, too. (actually a synagogue.)

      But we don't take public money, nor do we demand access to children in publich schools, nor do we demand free land from the government, nor do we demand reduced rates and special treatment at national parks.

    10. Re:Hes in congress, of course hes not honest by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1
      You are completely wrong.

      What makes them immoral is that they DEMAND public money and special access to public schools. That's a lousy moral lesson to teach children.

      The Boy Scouts of America is a CHURCH for BOYS. Plain and simple. Nothing wrong with that. I belong to a church, too. (actually a synagogue.)

      But we don't take public money, nor do we demand access to children in publich schools, nor do we demand free land from the government, nor do we demand reduced rates and special treatment at national parks.

    11. Re:Hes in congress, of course hes not honest by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1
      1. YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND MY POINT. I guess you're stupid.

      2. I have nothing against religion. I consider myself religious

      3. No matter how "universal" the church of the Boy Scouts of America is, it's still a CHURCH, by your own admission.

      4. If I went around wearing a priest's collar and chewing on wafers saying "MMMM...christ tastes good" Catholics would be offended. How come it's OK for the Boy Scouts to make fun of NATIVE AMERICAN religious ceremonies in a similar manner?

      5. NO OTHER CHURCH gets million acre ranches in arizona subsidized by the government.

      6. NO OTHER CHURCH gets access to recruit children in public schools.

  89. Want change? Take it to the REAL authorities!!! by swordgeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm visiting the US for a week, and have realised where the power here comes from: The Media.

    CNN, MSNBC, FoxNews, ABC/Disney, and ALL of the others seem to be based on pure viceral knee-jerk reporting. If you want to see Sen. Hatch get in trouble, sic the reporters on him.

    Seriously. The media is living on exploitation, either their own or others. Exploit them to the best of your abilities, and watch things explode.

    --

    "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
  90. Public Service and the people by lowe0 · · Score: 1

    Sen. Hatch is a public servant. He surrenders some of his personal privacy to the citizens he serves. I'm pretty sure there's legal precedent for this in the areas of libel/slander; it shouldn't be too hard to apply it in this case.

    Moreover, reading page sources hardly constitutes an invasion of privacy. It's a public server on the internet; no attempts are required to circumvent any sort of access control.

    Senator Hatch just put his foot in his mouth, took aim, and shot at it. The only problem is, we're the only people who will remember when he's up for reelection. And I'm not going to be able to do a whole hell of a lot about his Senate campaign from here in Indiana.

    1. Re:Public Service and the people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hatch is almost god-like in Utah. He'll leave the Senate when he feels like it.

  91. Utah - where SCO and Hatch make a perfect match. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't be surprised if Hatch has his fingers in the SCO pie.

  92. Politicians, watch out for unemployed IT people by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Politicians better fix the economy and end the tech-visa programs before more bored and unemployed techies turn up more dirt on them.

    You know what they say: An idle IT person will hack into the devil's workshop.

    1. Re:Politicians, watch out for unemployed IT people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sure, we saw that one coming a while ago .. but what happens next .. then next, the infinite ladder game needs an end to it, even the best players are coming to boredom.

  93. you can't be don knuth! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are you really the Don or are you merely falsely representing him because I believe D. E. Knuth still holds the patent on D. E. Knuth. False representation is ...

  94. WTF? by be-fan · · Score: 1

    What kind of idea is that? Blowing up computers? He's joking...right? Its a violent and incredibly base thing to say. How do these people make it into Congress?

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    A deep unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...
    1. Re:WTF? by Pooquey · · Score: 1

      Um... you voted for him, or helped him to get in by not questioning the candidates involved on the issues that are/were important to you, OR (and this is the biggy) YOU DIDN'T FSKNG VOTE!!!

      --
      The english language is in beta. It's evolving but has not yet reached a level of usability.
    2. Re:WTF? by be-fan · · Score: 1

      Don't look at me. I live in Virginia, and most definately did *not* vote for him! And yes, I did vote. In Virginia, my democratic vote makes not one iota of difference, but I suppose it has ceremonial meaning.

      --
      A deep unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...
  95. So if this is so wrong... by goodhell · · Score: 1

    ...then why doesn't someone hack into his computer and destroy his computer like he wants to do to so-called 'pirates'.

    Ok just trollin'

  96. 3 and 9? by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 1

    I think 3 and 5 would be the right number.

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    MORTAR COMBAT!
    1. Re:3 and 9? by Mistlefoot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      3 and 5 hours are about how long this legislation would last if "Continental Airlines" had one of their computer "blown up". Imagine a business with an unregistered copy of winzip getting zapped.

  97. Copyright on javascript? Eat me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Piss off about your lame claims of "copyright" over pieces of lousy javascript code. You post it on a web site: it's free for me to download in my web browser: it's free for me to copy and use on my own web site.

    All you "web designers" whining about copyright on your stupid javascript are probably stamping your foot and whinging you can't get $75/hour to do "WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE!!!11" anymore. Better wages at mcdonalds now, monkey boys.

  98. Oh the irony.... by monkeyboy87 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hatch is on the Senate Judiciary committee

    Hatch is strongly in favor of extending the length covered by copyright holders.

    Obviously he doesn't thing copyright laws apply to him...

  99. Hatch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, let me get this straight. Sen Hatch has illegal software on his website he might not know is there. His son is involved as a lawyer in a lawsuit on the side of SCO in SCO v. IBM where SCO claims Linux has stolen code. Sen. Hatch also wants to destroy computers of software pirates but pirates it himself. He also has links on his website to porno. And people say there is no way he will lose the next election.

  100. The Drudge Connection by Mr.+Arbusto · · Score: 1

    Not to sound too much like a troll, but most of this stuff can be found on Drudge Report hours to days earlier.

  101. Re:It's the webmaster's fault, not the Sen. himsel by Longinus · · Score: 4, Insightful
    He might not even know what the Javascript is for.

    Yep, that sure sounds like the kind of guy I want making decisions about IP and technology.

  102. That's absolutely right by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    it's called the "captain of the ship" doctrine in legal terms. It dates back to english common law and the era where many were slave owners... a slave owner could be held liable for the actions of a slave that he owned.

    It's what allows me to be sued if someone (including one of my nurses or another doctor treating their patient in the ER) does something inappropriate in my department. Even if it's not my patient, theoretically EVERY patient in the ER is my patient, since I'm the ranking doc in charge of the department.

    It sucks, and it's vicarious liability, but it does happen (though some modern courts have started to rein this nonsense in)

    Same thing with medicare fraud... if my billing company commits fraud (they bill in my name), guess who goes down? I do. The medicare and medicade regulations are extremely convoluted, and get changed very frequently... if my billing company doesn't keep track, and they bill wrong, they may get flagged as a potential fraud. The pressure to get successful prosecutions of fraudsters is VERY high, and agents go after doctors relentlessly... and the doctor takes the fall, even if someone else is doing their billing.

    It's outrageous that you can be held to account for the actions of others, particularly if you don't understand their job, lack the expertise to oversee them, and don't directly control how they do business... but that's our legal system. It's not right, but it can and does happen.

    So yes, I'd say if it's good enough for me, it's good enough for the good Senator Hatch.

    --
    Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
    1. Re:That's absolutely right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is possible to manage in these situations and you lack of ability to do so should get you in trouble.

  103. Trivial nit to pick by Dictator+For+Life · · Score: 1
    Bill Bennet cannot credibly author a "Book of Virtues" in adult and children's editions, make $25,000 a speech daily, and then point out that most people gamble...

    In fairness to Mr. Bennett, it has been reported that he has never gone on record as declaring that gambling is immoral. Thus, strictly speaking he is not a hypocrite.

    Nevertheless, he doesn't come off looking very good over this, that's for sure.

    --

    DFL

    Never send a human to do a machine's job.

    1. Re:Trivial nit to pick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but he did go on record being upset that his private life had been invaded (he also lied about the extent of his gambling problem, shown by casino records). Since his own proclamations of morality necessarily involve the invasion of the private lives of others, William Bennett is a hypocrite.

    2. Re:Trivial nit to pick by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1
      Right. So if I go around the country decrying sexism, racism, and gay-ism (?) and demanding tolerance for everyone, but then turn out to be a raging anti-semite, I'm not a hypocrite either? "After all, I never explicitly said it was bad to hate jews".

      Bennett's a schmuck, a nosy busybody. The only difference between him and your stereotypical self-righteous gossip-monger is he gets paid an awful lot to do it.

      --
      Dyolf Knip
    3. Re:Trivial nit to pick by Dictator+For+Life · · Score: 1
      Since his own proclamations of morality necessarily involve the invasion of the private lives of others...

      Balderdash. "Proclamations of morality" require nothing of the sort. I can stand on the street corner today and denounce the evils of "demon rum" (not that I think alcohol is evil - this is an example) and my doing so in no way invades the privacy of anyone. Your freedom to booze it up is in no way impacted by my street preaching. Telling you (or someone else) that their behavior is evil in no way "invades" anyone's privacy.

      Perhaps what you are referring to is not a "proclamation of morality" but some policy position or other that Bennett took? Let's have an example from you.

      --

      DFL

      Never send a human to do a machine's job.

    4. Re:Trivial nit to pick by Dictator+For+Life · · Score: 1
      So if I go around the country decrying sexism, racism, and gay-ism (?) and demanding tolerance for everyone, but then turn out to be a raging anti-semite, I'm not a hypocrite either? "After all, I never explicitly said it was bad to hate jews".

      First, a point of clarification: is it your intent to suggest that Bennett is anti-semitic? The folks at the Jewish Post of New York beg to differ.

      But, speaking more broadly: your argument contains its own contradiction: demanding tolerance for everyone... Yes, a man who demands tolerance for all and yet is a closet anti-semite is certainly a hypocrite. But your argument fails to hit its target. In the first place, as I've noted, Bennett does not appear to have a history of preaching against gambling - so he is not doing something that he himself has condemned.

      But if we take your words in the best sense possible, perhaps you mean to suggest that gambling is in the same category with some other things that Bennett has condemned? I would dispute that. Would you care to present an example? The simple act of condemning a series of evils while at the same time participating in an activity that some other folks consider to be evil does not in itself make one a hypocrite. It's just silly to say so. If you don't like the man, fine. But call him names that actually have some justification.

      --

      DFL

      Never send a human to do a machine's job.

    5. Re:Trivial nit to pick by CharlesEGrant · · Score: 1

      Not quite a smoking cannon, but Mr. Bennett is one of the directors of Empower America, which has opposed the expansion of legalized gambling, and lists gambling as one of the negative "cultural indicators". It has been suggested that the gambling industry's irritation with this stance is why someone ratted Mr. Bennett out. Casinos are usually quite protective of their clients privacy.

      IMHO the hypocracy lies not in the gambling per se, but in the arguments he used to defend his gambling, "It's my business", "I'm not hurting anyone", "It's legal in some jurisictions", and "I've won more then I've lost". These are all arguments that he has explicity rejected as justifications for things like homosexuality and marijuana use. It certainly seems like special pleading to reject these arguments for other people's vices but then marshall them in defense of his own vice.

    6. Re:Trivial nit to pick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFLMAO

      Thats the first time I've heard homosexuality referred to as a vice.

      Armageddon!

    7. Re:Trivial nit to pick by wagemonkey · · Score: 1
      While not all racism is anti-semitism,
      anti-semitism is racism.

      As a separate note 'semite' may have come to mean jewish but it originally meant

      A member of a group of Semitic-speaking peoples of the Near East and northern Africa, including the Arabs, Arameans, Babylonians, Carthaginians, Ethiopians, Hebrews, and Phoenicians.(dictionary.com)
      I know Sammy Davis Jr was jewish (converted?) so not all jews are semities either. I suppose that's why it's become more acceptable in some quarters to be anti-zionist and not anti-jewish, it doesn't sound as prejudiced.

      I'm not going into the Palestinian situation as there are plenty of rights and wrongs on both sides. Like Ireland, the Basques, the former Yugoslavia, Iraq, the Kurds/Turks/Iraqis/Iranians the .........
      the list is depressingly long.

    8. Re:Trivial nit to pick by Darby · · Score: 1

      Thats the first time I've heard homosexuality referred to as a vice.

      I'm just wondering about the back story behind someone using "I've won more then I've lost" as a justification for it.

      (Not that it needs any justification. I'm a good American, so All men are created equal actually means something to me unlike the freedom hating religious nutjobs trying to ban people's rights because of something that has no affect on them.)

    9. Re:Trivial nit to pick by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

      Oh, he absolutely is a hypocrite. He has denounced a vast array of vices who directly affect only the individual offender. He has set himself up as a paragon and arbiter of virtue and is nothing of the kind. Your argument follows the conservative media spin, but come on! Think about it. If he'd been caught in bed with a male pig, you'd be saying, "He never specifically denounced sex with *male* livestock!"

      Besides's basically been the political equivalent of a game show celebrity - famous for being famous, but actually never accomplished anything. Oh, apart from winning the war on drugs.

      He's not even a conservative, merely a republican.

    10. Re:Trivial nit to pick by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      s it your intent to suggest that Bennett is anti-semitic?

      No, its called an analogy, look it up.

      Bennett does not appear to have a history of preaching against gambling

      That is irrelevant. The man has made a (very lucrative) carrier out of holding himself up as a paragon of moral virtue and ripping into others for degrading morals. To be revealed as a closet gambler very much outs him as a hypocrite.

    11. Re:Trivial nit to pick by Dictator+For+Life · · Score: 1
      Think about it. If he'd been caught in bed with a male pig, you'd be saying, "He never specifically denounced sex with *male* livestock!"

      First off, let's be clear: I think that Bennett was an idiot with respect to the "War on Drugs" - which was one in a chain of "wars" whose only effect has been to tighten the screws on the liberties of Americans. I further think that Bennett was an idiot to be gambling at all: it is, after all, the entertainment for people who are really bad at math.

      Now, to your specific point: you seem to be suggesting that gambling is a vice in the way that other things Bennett has condemned are vices. But that's just not so. Just for starters, Bennett is opposed to abortion and sodomite sex (and any sex outside of marriage) not because he considers them vices; he considers them to be immoral. He is opposed to drug use for the same reason. If he does not consider gambling to be immoral, then he cannot be said even to be breaking his (apparent) personal rule of opposing things that are immoral.

      Really, though. This is completely silly. You (and many others) have a bizarre notion of what hypocrisy actually is. Hypocrisy is *not* the act of doing some "bad" thing or other while saying that people shouldn't do bad things. It's the act of doing some *specific* thing that you have *specifically* condemned as "bad". Thus, when Newt Gingrich condemned Bill Clinton's extramarital affairs, he was being a grotesque and hideous hypocrite: because he was doing the exact same thing at the very time he was criticizing Bill.

      But what Bill Bennett has done is not, not, not "hypocrisy" because he has not publicly condemned gambling. He was a fool. In the past I had no particular degree of trust in the man, simply because he is perfectly willing to throw civil liberties on the ash heap of history for the sake of a so-called "war" on drugs that can never be won. I trust him even less now, simply because he has made himself look so foolish.

      You don't have to like Bennett. I don't like him. But let's be fair and honest in the criticisms we level at people.

      --

      DFL

      Never send a human to do a machine's job.

  104. Quick, somebody call the BSA! by dafoomie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lets just notify the BSA, and I'm sure they and Senator Hatch can amicably (massive audit) settle this "oversight".

    http://www.bsa.org/usa/report/report.php
    1-888- NOPIRACY

    Lets see how Mr. Hatch likes his computers destroyed.

  105. Bad Karma Vortex... by monkeyboy87 · · Score: 1

    I used to believe that the Bad Karma Vortex epicenter used to run through 1 Microsoft Way in Redmond, but with SCO and Hatch trying to out do each other I think its shifting down to Orem....

  106. Want Ad by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    In tomorrow's Utah paper:

    "Wanted: Immediate opening for a Webmaster who can create menus without using @#*! JavaScript or shareware."

  107. Re:Sensationalism... and Hatch's statements?!?!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd hardly call a government site "non-profit".
    Government is not a private charity. I doubt most software writers mean that government gets off the hook paying them while corporations do. If violating the spirt a software license was written in gets someone off the hook, I guess small software writers will have to be more careful.

    As far as "sensationalism" goes, you mean Hatch calling for people's computers being disabled without due process of law isn't "sensational".

    The real issue here is hypocrisy, in government and even in posts. Take note of who is writing what. Some are allies, and some are enemies.

  108. Oops by TheVidiot · · Score: 1


    I think a webmaster just lost his job!

  109. An Old Radar Detector Law... by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 5, Insightful
    ...made it standard procedure (in states where radar detectors are/were illegal) for the police officer, upon discovering the illegal device, to destroy it on the spot, usually by stomping it to bits.

    Well, I seem to recall they stopped this practice, since a judge somewhere determined that this was depriving the defendant of "due process."

    So-- how could the use of computer-destroying technology be legally sanctioned? There is no due process. Sure, the technology could be used, but officially, the perpetrator would be subject to fines, legal damages, and/or jail time, just like any other virus-writing script-kiddie.

    Orrin Hatch is really just advocating vigilanteism, which is an abandonment of the whole legal system. What's next? Should I start waving a pistol at everybody who cuts me off, or torching the car of that guy down the street who plays his stereo too loud?

    Let's take it one step further. Let's have it so that we not only destroy the music pirate's computer, but we overload his power supply, cause a fire, and burn down his house, and hopefully all his neighbors' houses, too, since they probably were in on it as well...

    --

    They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
    1. Re:An Old Radar Detector Law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because that's the government (police) destroying the radar detector. They're bound by the constitution. Private companies are not. So, by authorizing copyright holders to take any means necessary to do it, they nicely sidestep the constitution.

    2. Re:An Old Radar Detector Law... by Pooquey · · Score: 1

      Come off the high horse for a minute and think about this rationally. How many tech savvy individuals, much like the sort that hang about slashdot actually participate in the legislative process. I'd be very surprised if CmdTaco put up a poll asking how many slashdotters have written to their state and federal representatives regarding: 1. Privacy Issues and Technology 2. Open Source Legislation 3. Microsoft 4. Piracy 5. Any other technical issue currently facing the legislature. I'd further be surprised if more than 20% of the slashdot audience actually responded yes. What we, who are have the knowledgeable advantage tend to do is: 1. Bitch about it ad nauseum. (Including, but not limited to flaming random forums across the net.) 2. Pirate music/movies/software in protest (This one chaps my hide because if you're too cheap/poor to pay for your goods, for GOD'S SAKE just ADMIT IT!!!) 3. Boycott (This one is aimed specifically at anti-M$ trolls) It seems quite clear to me that if those of you who know about the technological issues facing the legislature and don't agree with the way they're being dealt with actually participated in directing the process, we'd be a lot farther along than we are now.

      --
      The english language is in beta. It's evolving but has not yet reached a level of usability.
    3. Re:An Old Radar Detector Law... by praedor · · Score: 1

      Some of this skirting the Constitution/Bill of Rights by Republicans is based on their love of privatizing everything under the sun. The GOVERNMENT is required to stay within the limits of the Constitution/Bill of Rights but private companies do not. Thus, the Republicans see a way (so they think) around those pesky protections by handing enforcement or prosecution over to private corporations under the (mistaken) notion that they can do virtually whatever they want.

      --
      In Bushworld, they struggle to keep church and state separate in Iraq as they increasingly merge the two in America.
    4. Re:An Old Radar Detector Law... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Orrin Hatch is really just advocating vigilanteism, which is an abandonment of the whole legal system.

      I wonder if this would be considered a violation of separation of powers. Congress doesn't have the authority to delegate the power to enforce the law - the constitution grants that power to the executive branch...

    5. Re:An Old Radar Detector Law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an indirect delegation. They remove laws stopping people from doing something, not tell people to do it.

    6. Re:An Old Radar Detector Law... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Good point.

      I wonder if this would really shield copyright holders from civil suit though. Suppose they slag a server which did not actually contain copyrighted works. Could the server owner sue back? Suppose they slag a server which did in fact contain copyrighted works, but the value of the server vastly exceeded the value of the works (an employee had a few mp3s stored on a production mail server). Does congress really have the right to sanction this behavior? Suppose congress passed a law which said it is OK to kill people as long as they are black? If I were to do this, would this law shield me from civil suits brought be the victim's family? The whole basis of the constitution is that civil rights are not a gift of congress - they are a property of being human. The purpose of law is to enforce what is right, not to make things right. Obviously there are always going to be debates of what is right and what is wrong, but that is why government exists - so that these debates can be settled publicly in open forums like the courts. Vigilanteeism basically says that whoever has the biggest guns gets to decide what the rules are...

  110. Eating your own dogfood by kyoko21 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Senator Hatch is eating his own dogfood on this one. However, this is just the perfect his excuse for the GSA to purchase a super dooper nice system from Dell at an extreme overpriced rate for U.S. Senators. :-/

  111. Re:It's the webmaster's fault, not the Sen. himsel by RiffRafff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And your point is...?

    If my daughter downloads songs on my machine, will Hatch NOT blow mine up?

    It's his site; it's his responsibility.

    --
    "I might have made a tactical error in not going to a physician for 20 years." -- Warren Zevon
  112. Donate mountains to his opposition by tjstork · · Score: 1


    I'm a Republican of the pre-religious right wing school, and I'm going to donate as much dough as I can to Orin Hatches opposition. I encourage everyone to donate money to whoever runs against Orin Hatch. Look at it this way, Bush is going to win re-election in a landslide, and if we put a Dem into Hatch's slot, we restore some balance of power, get rid of a right winger so kooky that he sold out to hollywood, and maybe save the constitution.

    --
    This is my sig.
    1. Re:Donate mountains to his opposition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't waste your money. Utah will never ever ever ever ever vote for a Democrat senator. Ever. Never ever. Okay, that's enough...

  113. Attn Jensend - No, this is NOT an exception..... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This time around constitutes an exception. Everybody makes stupid mistakes once in a while, and I hope Hatch manages to pull a course correction on this issue pretty soon.

    No, this time does not constitute an exception. Orrin was also the sponsor of another misguided piece of legislation that maybe you've heard of, the DMCA.

    Orrin has taken over 175K so far just this year from the TV/Movies/Music lobby

    Orrin is one of the WORST congressmen this country has EVER had. Bought off like every other congressman but he apparently is not only paid off but stupid about the legislation that he introduces.

    Now jensend, as a constituent I suggest that you get informed on these issues that your idiot congressman makes the rest of the country suffer for.

  114. Everyone should fill out his webfor w/ this ditty: by autonobartek · · Score: 1

    Dear Senator Hatch,
    What is your opinion on the efficacy of using euthanasia to solve the current problem of overly zealous and senile senior senators from Utah.

    Very Urgent. Please Reply,

    Your Smoldering WebServer

  115. Another Senator with "i am the license..." by oiuyt · · Score: 1
    Senator Conrad Burns (Montana) also uses the Javascript for menus on his website. He DOES comply with the licensing requirements (at least some of them, he has the copyright notice and the URL reference, didn't see the license key). He ALSO has the comment "i am the license for the menu (duh)" in his source. So it's not like Orrin Hatch (or his developer) was likely to be the source of that comment (Andy Woolley, who wrote the code, claims not to know where it came from). Likely this javascript has been passed around the various developers for Congressmen and Sen. Hatch just happens to be one of many to use it.


    -B

  116. Mass Median by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1

    In Providence, its the only way to get out into traffic, by first pulling out into the mass median. Sometimes you see smokies parked there, looking for speeders.

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    They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
  117. That's a great point by roystgnr · · Score: 1

    If Hatch had his way, how many innocent people would have their computers destroyed because their children, employees, friends, and neighbors decided to illegally download some MP3s onto their computer?

  118. This is the exact reason why I don't... by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

    point out spelling or grammatical errors in other posts.

    Inevitably, every time some one points one out they have one in their message.

    1. Re:This is the exact reason why I don't... by Oswald · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but "someone" is one wird.

  119. Re:I live in utah -- endtimes. remedies.metal bar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, a couple of years ago I had the misfortune of travelling through Utah, and after that visit to this "Land of the Latter Day Morons and Nazi senators", I wonder why they picked Nevada as a testrange for nuclear weapons.

    Anyways... since we're now in the "endtimes" of civilization I demand if this law passes and someone goofs and fries one of my machines... That I may enter any police department and order as many officers as required to accompany me to the responsible party where upon arrival they will forcibly restrain said party while I legally slam a metal bar into his or her face sending teeth, bone and flesh flying until he or she is dead.

    You know, this may sound a little extreme to some of you and I really don't favor extreme remedies -- unless no moderate remedies can be found.

  120. From a Different Angle by fiftyvolts · · Score: 1

    Ok Hatch has made a pretty out there comment, and he's something of a hypocrit, put that aside for a second.

    Let's say that it was decided to use this countermesure to piracy. How would this be physically implemented? Would OEMs be instaling mini-bombs in our computers? I can tell you now that if a company can blow up a computer there will be someone else who will figure out how to a) prevent it and b) do it themselves. Imagine facing computer virus that actually _destroy_ you hardware.

    This whole idea stinks of Hatch's lack of understanding of the technological world. It stinks of the entire senate's lack of understanding.

    The fact of the matter is we need someone in congress (or more than one) that is on the same page we are with tech issues.

    1. Re:From a Different Angle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course Hatch is a hypocrit. He claims to be a Christian, yet he values money and material goods more than his god. He ignores the teachings of the figure which is the center of his religion, and instead of tring to share equally with everyone, he attempts to group, classify and restrict information and money to a select few, including himself. Above all else, he attempts to gain power over and judge the actions of others.
      No true Christian would be in public office, it flies in the face of everything they claim to believe in. Yup. Orrin Hatch is a hypocrit, and so are 99% of the Cristians out there.

    2. Re:From a Different Angle by bobsledbob · · Score: 1

      Quite the exagerating statement. There are several 'true Christians' who have been in office and will continue to be in office. I could name probably a hundred right now without thinking too hard.

      However, I agree with what point you're trying to make. It sure is easy for Christians to do the wrong things when in power. I guess this is the dilemma of being human too.

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      Beware of geeks bearing formulas.
  121. Re:Hatch has painted a very large bullseye on hims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is offtopic, but the issue with Clinton was his lying, under oath in a courtroom, about his adultery -- not the actual act of adultery. If he'd been truthful about it (instead of trying to find a way around the definition of the word 'is') there'd likely have been no movement to impeach.

  122. Kettle? by keiferb · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pot here. You are black! I repeat: You are black!

  123. Re:It's the webmaster's fault, not the Sen. himsel by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
    He might not even know what the Javascript is for.

    Reporter: "Senator, did you know you have Javascript on your webserver?"

    Hatch: "Really? I'll talk to my web monkey. He said he scans it for viruses every day. Must be new..."

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    They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
  124. Firewall it! by Natdog · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that's right. If its a signal comming into your computer over the Internet, there's nothing that says you can't block the port it comes into, or create a packet filtering system that searches for suspicious packets containing instructions to send massive voltages through your computer.

    If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. The same thing can be said for this crap that Hatch is proposing. The people who are perpetuating the sharing MP3s, videos, videogames, and software will not "learn their lesson" as Hatch suggested, but quite a few innocent downloaders will, possibly at the expense of little over a thousand dollars.

    This is not a problem that can be solved by people whom have little understanding of the way the Internet works.

  125. MICROSOFT POWER! by Piranhaa · · Score: 0

    Wait until lil' Billy hears about this... You never know, maybe he's a software pirate himself :)

  126. He's right. by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    Oh my... That's hilarious (I thought you were kidding).

    I'll bet his LDS constituents would love to know that link is on his website.

    Wonder when that domain was bought and pr0n-ified...

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    1. Re:He's right. by silvwolf · · Score: 1

      /me runs off to email the Salt Lake Tribune about the good Senator's website...

  127. Is the US Senate Liable? by Valen0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    According to this software piracy information PDF made by the BSA in paragraph 4, the US Senate is liable for this unlicensed software:

    "Many businesses, both large and small, face serious legal risks because
    of software piracy. Under the law, a company can be held liable
    for its employeesâ(TM) actions. If an employee is installing unauthorized
    software copies on company computers or acquiring illegal software
    through the Internet, the company can be sued for copyright
    infringement. This is true even if the companyâ(TM)s management was
    unaware of the employeeâ(TM)s actions."

    --
    -Valen
    1. Re:Is the US Senate Liable? by jasonditz · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure in this case the buck stops at him. The computer on which the software is installed is unlikely the property of the US Government.

    2. Re:Is the US Senate Liable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But he's employed by the American people, so we're all to blame.

  128. reelection rates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Orrin is of course in the Senate and not the House. However the point of legislative job security is well taken. Reelection rates of incumbents in both bodies of Congress in recent years are as follows:

    Year / House of Representatives / Senate

    1998 / 98% / 90%

    2000 / 98% / 79%

    2002 / 98% / 85%

    The more interesting statistic might be what proportion of these folks and their staffs have violated copyright laws. It is probably pretty close to the populace at large.

  129. Ah, a classic, man. by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1

    Cheech: ... And all the time, he was getting stopped and pulled over and asked for his I.D., man. Just everywhere he went he ran into too much recession, man.
    Chong: No, man, you mean he ran into too much "repression", man.
    Cheech: Ah, repression, recession, man, it's all the same thing, man.

    "Santa Clause and His Old Lady"

    --
    R: That voice. Where have I heard that voice before? B: In about 365 other episodes. But I don't know who it is either.
    1. Re:Ah, a classic, man. by dcmeserve · · Score: 1

      ...
      We don't need recession...
      Or means of repression...
      Just give us some MONEY,
      our lives ... could be sunny too...

      ooohh...

      - Frankie Goes To Hollywood

      --
      "Orthodoxy is unconsciousness" - Orwell
    2. Re:Ah, a classic, man. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ah mama mamacita done esta santa clees...the vato with the bony knees...walkin down the street with no chews on his feet...

  130. Can the author use DMCA to shut the sites down? by B.D.Mills · · Score: 1

    Milonic's Woolley said the senator's unlicensed use of his software was just "the tip of the iceberg." He said he knows of at least two other senators using unlicensed copies of his software, and many big companies.

    Continental Airlines, for example, one of the largest airlines in the United States, uses Woolley's system throughout its Continental.com website. Woolley said the airline has not paid for the software. Worse, the copyright notices in the source code have been removed.


    Can the author of the software use the DMCA to shut down the senator's and Continental's web sites? I heard that all it takes is a copyright infringement notice to the ISP, and the site can be shut down.

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    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke
  131. If he had then imediately shot his computer... by that+_evil+_gleek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If he had imediately shot his computer on hearing this, I'd have been impressed with his integrity. We will now probably see an exemption for Congress, as usual.

    Really this is just an example of what we are seeing more and more again, is that IP is really only for big business, the right is simply not recognized for individuals, or smal l businesses. Hatch should do more than comply, he should set the example, and send the developer restitution... If anyone needs congressional help to enforce their IP its the small developers who simply cannot afford to sue, big lawyers == big overhead..., but
    I guess that would upset the 'status quo'.

  132. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought that chick's name was Alita, not Anna. I was looking for more pics of her...

    Anyone got a l/p for bignaturals.com?

  133. do the math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3 Senate terms = 18 years

    9 terms in the House of Reps = 18 years

    (although i prefer your more limited reelection chances)

    1. Re:do the math by Darby · · Score: 1

      3 Senate terms = 18 years

      9 terms in the House of Reps = 18 years


      Right, but the terms for the House are already a third as long as those in the Senate by design.
      No reason to give them the same term limit.

  134. Not necessarily a joke (seriously!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a rather prominent internet gossip site is to be believed: http://www.geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.html

  135. Thangs my Mama used to say by danZenie · · Score: 1


    00. if you spit in the sky it will fall in your eye
    01. a monkey never sees his own tail
    11. never throw stones if you have glass windows

    you said other stuff also, but i never paid attention

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    You need people like me so you can point your fuckin fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So what that make you? Good?
    1. Re:Thangs my Mama used to say by abe_is_fun · · Score: 1

      I hear you. My mom used to count in pseudo-binary, indexed from 0, too.

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      I don't want to be here.
  136. who to trust? by Parsec · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Wired article brought a few important points to mind.

    • How, in Hatch's scheme, would small intellectual property owners take advantage of this system? Or are do they admit that the little guy is unimportant because they don't make the big campaign contributions?
    • How would you verify that a small IP owner is actually the owner of the property in question. How do you keep this system from abuse?
    • How does a small IP owner keep a big company from claiming its property and destroying legal copies of the IP to destroy said small business?
    • How on Earth would you secure a system with such a wide back door?
    1. Re:who to trust? by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 1

      # How on Earth would you secure a system with such a wide back door?

      Good question, and I fear that a Microsoft + goatse.cx joke is the only answer.

      gimme a minute.

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  137. what an amateur. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that is beautiful. but seriously, what sort of amateur is this guy? - copyright violations - links to porn - crappy spelling - "online traval and resource guide" i can't believe this guy gets any air time at all. people listen to him? he has power and responsibility? no wonder the world is afraid of the US.

    1. Re:what an amateur. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > he has power and responsibility?

      NO, He just need to win the next election. Good speech, good connections, a lot of money, a good look.

  138. Obligatory troll by moitz · · Score: 1
    Lets just notify the BSA, and I'm sure they and Senator Hatch can amicably (massive audit) settle this "oversight".

    Step 1) Massive audit.
    Step 2) ...
    Step 3) Profit!!!

    -moitz-

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    Screw 'em...who cares what anyone thinks.
  139. Red Handed; Look at the Page Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you look at the page source, you will find the following comment:


    The Free use of this menu is only available to Non-Profit, Educational & Personal web sites.
    Commercial and Corporate licenses are available for use on all other web sites & Intranets.
    All Copyright notices MUST remain in place at ALL times and, please keep us informed of your
    intentions to use the menu and send us your URL.


    Personal, educational and non-profit could be all be argued as classifications for this site.

  140. On a plate? by achurch · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who read the title as "Senator Orrin Hatch on a Plate"?

  141. This is precisely why ppl like Hatch are in office by Pooquey · · Score: 1


    It's a common wimpy ass fallback that "I can't do anything about it from here." That's a cop out and you know it.

    If you were truly interested in doing something about it, you would make sure to call up his office. You would also make sure to email, write, phone anybody you personally know, and anybody you know who knows someone in his constituency and TELL THEM ABOUT IT!

    Stop sitting on your ass whining about what you CAN'T do and actively participate ins what you CAN do.
    </RANT>

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  142. Re:Attn Jensend - No, this is NOT an exception.... by jensend · · Score: 1

    Yes, he has been fairly peristent in his wrongheadedness about copyrights, and that dates back further than the DMCA. Yes, that wrongheadedness was rewarded by the lobbyists. That doesn't affect his record in other areas, and I would suggest that you refrain from insulting other people, myself included, just because they don't share your single-issue zealotry.

  143. Re:It's the webmaster's fault, not the Sen. himsel by joescrooge · · Score: 1

    Petman,

    Even if they mod me down as redundant you deserve a "well said".


    Well said.

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    never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes
  144. Re:It's the webmaster's fault, not the Sen. himsel by WalterDGeranios · · Score: 1
    If I was going to put my name on something I did not write, I'd damn well make sure my legal team audits each and every bit of it to insure I wouldnt get myself in hot water over it.

    Sen. Hatch: I don't know what Javascript is, but you'd damn well better audit each and every bit of it.

    Legal Team: We don't either, but we'll damn well do it.

    Andy Woolley: You'd better, or you'll be in hot water.

  145. Death Penalty by blunte · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "I do not favor extreme remedies -- unless no moderate remedies can be found"

    Hatch reportedly said that. Ok, so what if destroying a pirate's computer doesn't do the trick? What if they get another computer and pirate more?

    Maybe we should execute them... and if we do that, we should do it on national television to set an example.

    Now that I have made some fun of the absurd overreaction to copyright violation, I ask this: how many congress people should be fired, or worse for knowingly doing things for personal gain, at the cost of the US people? That's theft of tax money. It's fraud, etc.

    Point is, we all know the politicians are effectively paid by corporations to make certain decisions. We also know that we, the public, can't afford to compete with businesses to buy off politicians. I won't rant too much, but we've needed true campaign finance reform for ages. Corporations can't vote, so they shouldn't be able to manipulate government decisions. And we know many of them don't begin to pay the taxes they're theoretically supposed to pay. Yet I do pay my taxes, and when I screwed up one year, I ended up owing a bunch. I'm paying that off.

    It comes down to this: our politicians are either ignorant about technology (this is almost universally true), or they are in bed with the corporations who are paying for their re-election campaigns. It's both, of course.

    There are a few exceptions, but for the most part, to be able to compete during campaign time, you have to accept as much money from any source who will give it to you. That's the way it works.

    I just don't know what more to say about this. It all seems futile. I do think justice, real justice, will be served one way or another. The people in positions of power who abuse those positions usually know what they are doing. They'll remember their deeds on their death beds, and perhaps they'll feel rotted. What a way to die...

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  146. um.... I don't think the Wired article is correct. by PeterChenoweth · · Score: 1
    I hate to defend the Senator's website after the comments he made. But I do feel it necessary to point out that his website doesn't appear to be in violation. If you actually go to his site and view the source...

    "Milonic DHTML Website Navigation Menu - Version 3.x Written by Andy Woolley - Copyright 2002 (c) Milonic Solutions Limited. All Rights Reserved. Please visit http://www.milonic.co.uk/menu or e-mail menu3@milonic.com for more information. The Free use of this menu is only available to Non-Profit, Educational & Personal web sites. Commercial and Corporate licenses are available for use on all other web sites & Intranets. All Copyright notices MUST remain in place at ALL times and, please keep us informed of your intentions to use the menu and send us your URL."

    This is Senator Hatch's personal website, I don't think it's a commercial or corporate site. Granted, he's a senator and this site might be a way for people to donate money, but it's not technically a commercial site.

  147. PR stunt by Disney by abe_is_fun · · Score: 1

    Those of us in the know realize that Disney concocted Hatch's zany stance and then crazy subversion of his own policy in order to promote their new movie

    Pirates of the Great Salt Lake: Curse of the Ironic Pearl

    ARRR MATEY! Everyone loves a pirate! Am I right?

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    I don't want to be here.
  148. Let's not give him too much credit... by crashnbur · · Score: 1

    I mean, seriously, do you really think Senator Hatch knows anything about HTML or JavaScript? Do you really think he expected whoever he paid to do his web site would use someone else's code? Do you really think Hatch is the "criminal" here? Last I checked, intent is a huge part of criminality. Where there isn't any criminal intent, one can rarely be any worse than liable for minor damages. Then again, the RIAA is trying to tell us that copyright infringement is criminal, not civil...

    1. Re:Let's not give him too much credit... by Little+Brother · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Except that I doubt Hatch would, if such extreme measures were "neccicary" bother to make sure the owner of the system was the one with the illegal MP3's. Who would have illegal MP3's on other people's systems? Kids around the country. Downloading them on their parents (possibly their parents' work's) computers without authorization or knowledge. Or college campuses with public computers, coffee shops, possibly even the webmaster who run's a few congressmen's sites. So due to some people's "crimes" and I use the term loosly, should other people have their property destroyed without due process of law?

      --

      Little Brother, watching the watchers

    2. Re:Let's not give him too much credit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last I checked, intent is a huge part of criminality.

      You're pretty wrong. Its a matter of convenience.

  149. Term limits by gizmo_mathboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We do have term limits, they are called elections. Use your vote to elect them out of office. Better yet, use your voice and get fellow members of the electorate to help you in this.

    Term limits would hurt politicians that are good as well as those that are scum.

    That is the beauty of a democratic system. We get the opportunity to throw out the crummy tyrants and try to elect good tyrants.

    1. Re:Term limits by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      What do you do when both choices are "crummy tyrants"?

    2. Re:Term limits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:Term limits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You only have two choices if you vote for 2 parties. I mean god forbid you vote for someone you think is right for the job instead of the lesser of two evils.

    4. Re:Term limits by LineNoiz · · Score: 1

      We do have term limits, they are called elections. Use your vote to elect them out of office. Better yet, use your voice and get fellow members of the electorate to help you in this.

      Utah is 75% Mormon
      Mormons ALWAYS vote Republican
      Orrin Hatch is a Repbulican

      Orrin Hatch will be a Senator until he dies (or decides to stop running, but why would he stop running if he is guaranteed to win?), so long as he stays in Utah. It doesn't matter if the rest of the 25% vote against him, he still wins.

      There is a reason presidents never bother to campaign in Utah. They know that vote is going Republican, no matter what. The republican candidate may stop by and say "Hi!" on his way to some state that may actually go either way, but that is about it.

      Your vote is no good here, sorry. Either vote with the majority, or throw it away.

      Term limits would hurt politicians that are good as well as those that are scum.

      What is this "Good politician" that you speak of? Does he have tea with Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny every February 30th?

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    5. Re:Term limits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Term limits would hurt politicians that are good ...

      Oh, yeah. Those good ones. Uh huh. :-)

    6. Re:Term limits by Snowdog668 · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that. I don't know about the local LP in your area but I gave up on mine this year after five years. I've tried to be active in the group and belonged to the mailing lists so that I could help out. I got tired of receiving e-mails at 2 in the afternoon saying that the group was getting together at 5:00pm on the other side of the county to hand out phamplets at the store or whatever. I gave up after the last election which was one with some important tax-payer issues and they didn't have yard signs available until two days before the election and no canvasing in the area, even with a candidate running specifically on the tax issue. I'll still vote LP when they've got a good candidate running but the local chapter needs to get their act together.

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    7. Re:Term limits by Zirnike · · Score: 1
      "Term limits would hurt politicians that are good as well as those that are scum."

      They're all scum. Term limits would limit the scum to doing short term damage. Right now, they can do short and long term damage.

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  150. Violating other countries' computers. by tcak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The senator must be one of those DICK-headed Americans who shoots off their mouths without thinking.

    I mean... just imagine this scenario: a government employee in China (maybe Russia/France or whatever country) is downloading bootlegged music off the Internet. Granted that the guy might be violating U.S copyright law (though technically he is not, because he is not in U.S), but that doesn't give the U.S government the right to sabotage other countries' computers (especially government computers).

    So do yourselves a favor and kick this joker out before he causes an international incident which might spark off another war.

    Just for the record, I AM NOT AMERICAN.

    1. Re:Violating other countries' computers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Born stupid or what?

      In your own post you say that "technically he is not, because he is not in U.S" and thus not bound by US laws. So the pirate in question is not breaking local laws by copying whatever. Fine. So an American , in the United States, who uses the internet to destroy the pirate's computer isn't breaking the law because he's in the US where this is legal (theoretically.)

    2. Re:Violating other countries' computers. by tcak · · Score: 1
      You obviously have not thought it through too, otherwise you wouldn't be posting as an Anonymous Coward. Another DICK-headed American, I suppose? Imagine this simple scenario...
      1. Person A is in China.
      2. Person B is in Russia.
      3. Person A is downloading music from Person B and vice versa.
      4. Conclusion: It is none of USA's f**king business.
      If Person A is in China's Army headquarters downloading music and U.S tries to attack that computer which Person A is using, the U.S action constitutes an attack on China's (a sovereign country) military defense. Your laws only apply within the boundaries of your country. Attacking another country's military computers is WAR.
  151. What about his CD cover? by bkocik · · Score: 4, Informative
    Earlier today I was reading through the comments from the previous story about Senator Hatch, and someone mentioned his site, hatchmusic.com. I went and looked to see what kind of music he writes.

    Check out this link: http://www.hatchmusic.com/songs.html

    See the second CD from the bottom of the page, "Many Different Roads"? I thought the cover art looked awfully familiar. Turns out I have a copy of that rose picture on my hard drive from years ago. It's all over the web, and can be found via Google image search.

    I don't know the history of that particular image or who owns the copyright to it, but I can't help but wonder if the good senator bothered to find out...

    1. Re:What about his CD cover? by 24-bit+Voxel · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I think you should look into it. I started to but I sure don't wanna steal your thunder if you are right. Anyway, you never know, Laurence Simon got some by doing a little investigating. I think you should give it a little p.i. work, I'm sure the slashdot crowd would be eternally grateful if your theory bore fruit. :)

    2. Re:What about his CD cover? by jbottero · · Score: 0

      Sure. Offtopic. Let's see. The comment was "the rose pic is being used illegally" and I said "no, it's a stock picture". Well, this is standard /. stupidity, point out the truth and if it does not fit the /. political view, well you know what happens then.

  152. Ding Dong the Link is Dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hope somebody used wget for posterity (and proof)!

  153. Tell people of UTAH. by furry_wookie · · Score: 1

    We should make sure this Wired story gets in the hands of every tv,radio,and print newsroom in all of UTAH...

    Some of them would run it just for the fun...haha.

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  154. yes!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a butt pirate that is....

  155. Godwin's Law strikes again!!! by Surazal · · Score: 1

    cee-ripes, will anyone ever learn?

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    1. Re:Godwin's Law strikes again!!! by k1llt1me · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked Godwin's Law applied to Usenet threads. Regardless, this thread has gone on long enough...

  156. Hatch site repaired: porn link removed by LouisvilleDebugger · · Score: 1

    I just reloaded and the web site has been un-defaced. (This was around 12:30 AM EDT on Friday morning.)

    I checked, and the first post I saw mentioning the pr0n/Hatch thing on Slashdot was around 10:09 PM. Or some such. Plus or minus time zones, that means it was defaced for around 2.5 hours.

    I wonder who finally notices these things? Who on his staff looks at these things all night long to see if they change?

    1. Re:Hatch site repaired: porn link removed by bobsledbob · · Score: 1

      Try google's cache...

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    2. Re:Hatch site repaired: porn link removed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely the defacing was there for an entire month! I looked here, http://web.archive.org/web/20021021011621/www.sena te.gov/~hatch/index.cfm?Fuseaction=Students.Utah and the link to myutahsearch was there in November of 2002. Based on someone else's post of the whois information, the myutahsearch.com was probably hijacked in May of 2003. So, from the middle of May until now, the link went to a p*rn site. I guess not too many people ever visited the link (including the webmaster), or those that did, didn't tell.

  157. anyone issued this guy his first warning yet? :) by paulymath · · Score: 2, Funny

    *practice swing w/ baseball bat*

  158. Byebye link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The porn link is down now :(

  159. Entertainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't the entertainment industry supposed to make people happy? I think they're way off them mark.

  160. Re: Dying to get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All that hoohaaaw, pad're does NOT explain how Hatch finds himself espousing property-theft behavior even a die-hard Stalinist would blanch at --- taking without due_process. But American yeomanry has a traditional WESTERN_style solution even Hatch will understand. If you or YOU try taking a citizens wallet without a court_order most thoughtful Americans will shoot you dead. Nuf_said.

  161. Hatch should destroy web-servers by NightEyes+Decorum · · Score: 1

    Since the good senator is so against piracy, I feel he shouldnâ(TM)t qualify for two warning. He should publicly destroy his web-servers to show he is not immune to the law. (It would be funny to see too.)

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  162. Gone now, here's google cache. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Orin's Porn Portal

    click on My Utah Search graphic.

  163. Re:This is precisely why ppl like Hatch are in off by Surazal · · Score: 1

    The man's gotta point, sir. A Indianian or a Minnesotian or a Mainian isn't going to have any influence in Utah (regarding Senator elections). However, the senators working for our states... hmmm...

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  164. Yeah, great menus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Woolley makes his living from his software. Like a lot of independent programmers, he struggles to get people to conform to his licensing terms, let alone pay for his software.

    "We don't want blood," he said. "We just want payment for the hard work we do. We work very, very hard. If they're not prepared to pay, they're software pirates."


    Hard working programmers, indeed. They work so hard, their blessed menus look like ass in Mac IE, and don't even render in a usable fashion in Safari. A *true* hard working programmer of web site additions crafts his/her code for the widest possible audience (standards-conforming browsers), not just the lowest common denominator (Windows browsers).

  165. Re:um.... I don't think the Wired article is corre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's SELLING CD's ASSHAT. That's COMMERCE. Not to mention that EVEN IF HE WASN'T he'd still be in violation cause' the snippet of code WASN't registered like the java-hack stipulated in the license nor was the copyright displayed.

    FUCKING RESEARCH THIS SHIT GODDAMNIT

  166. Statistics by n_jed · · Score: 1

    Interested to know the statistics for all the people replying who are using pirated software.

    90% of the people on slashdot have zero credibility when it comes to this. Just like all the whiners about GPL violations that pirate and steal commercial software.

    Thats the real Pot calling the Kettle Black situation.

    I doubt this guy wrote his own website. Should you not be attacking the developer...

    1. Re:Statistics by Little+Brother · · Score: 1

      I currently use NO "pirite" software, unless you count shareware which isn't (yet) registered, but I intend to. I own more registered shareware than non-registered and no, I don't use a GPL OS, I use Mac OS X (10.2.1) which is ligit. I purchased Adobe Photoshop (the GIMP OS X port didn't work well) with honest to god money. Oh, but I do have several MP3's. Most of my MP3's are things I have purchased before but lost the disk or gotten it too scratched up, the artist was paied (once) for my use of their song, why pay twice? I know this is illegal, but I don't think it unethical. Never let the letter of the law interfear with the spirit. Oh, as to your implication that 90% of the people here have no credibility, I think that's more projection than actual, MOST of the people here will quite willingly account for every bit of illegal software they own, proudly at that.

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      Little Brother, watching the watchers

    2. Re:Statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us who can't program, but are cheap bastards, choose GPL/BSD/Freeware first, and pirating as a last option.

      Thought of that one?

      Does that give me no credibility?

      No, the fact I posted as AC does that.

  167. Re:Yeah, but SCO code is non-migratory... by romec · · Score: 1

    Yes more space, to the tune of ONE Hundred Million Bytes, muahhahahahahahaha </Dr. Evil>

  168. Re:Hatch has painted a very large bullseye on hims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares? Clinton got a blowjob. Meanwhile the current Prez is terrorizing the whole goddamn plantet.

  169. new wave of virii by Yakasha · · Score: 1

    And as soon as such a law went into effect and the music industry started implementing their kill devices, you'd start seeing a wonderful new wave of virii that would flag themselves as 'copyrighted material' while suppressing the warnings you're supposed to receive.

  170. Re:Hatch has painted a very large bullseye on hims by Moofie · · Score: 1

    It's not illegal to fuck not-your-wife.

    It is illegal to lie about fucking not-your-wife.

    It's not very complicated.

    --
    Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
  171. his new name is 'Arrin Hatch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    arrrrr arrrrr arrrr matey ...

    *sigh*

  172. Re:It's the webmaster's fault, not the Sen. himsel by tilrman · · Score: 1

    To quote a well-known Utah Senator featured in an earlier story, "There's no excuse for violating copyright laws."

    Now, granted, it was obviously the webmaster who made this mistake(?) and not Senator Hatch himself, for the good Senator really has little knowledge of this new-fangled technology. But remember that Senator Hatch's proposal wasn't to target webmasters or even p2p users. He was targeting the computers themselves for destruction.

    Let's look at the computer a bit more closely. There's the fact that the computer was hosting his website and performing a service for him, and therefore he should be at least somewhat responsible.

    There's also the point that the web server involved was (most probably) his computer. So the server should have one strike against it already. A couple more and the RIAA and/or whoever owns the code get to push the big red button. This is regardless of whether Hatch (vs. someone else) committed the violation or not.

    BTW, has anyone sent the first "warning" to the webmaster yet?

  173. I know why he's messed up by zmcgrew · · Score: 1

    Because his parents named him "Orrin".
    If you were named Orrin, wouldn't you be a little crazy too?

    Thought so!

    --
    Location: Mt. Xinu
  174. Re:It's the webmaster's fault, not the Sen. himsel by inkswamp · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Surely the Senator didn't create the page himself? He might not even know what the Javascript is for. Sure, if he knew that the webmaster was doing something wrong, and he didn't stop it, then he would be at fault, but there's no proof of that here.

    Fine, but that, IMO, is directly analogous to the idea of destroying a computer because it has been used for piracy. Consider the modern computing environment where multiple users may (and do) use one machine for a variety of purposes. Tell me, should all users of the machine suffer if one of them downloads music illegally? If all users on that one machine may be legally targetted because of the actions of one user on the same machine (which is basically Hatch's position) then surely he should be held accountable for someone else's work on his Web site. I mean, it's his site, not mine, not yours and certainly not his Webmaster's.

    This only goes to show further how out-of-touch and un-informed Hatch really is about computers. He should be making no laws governing their usage until he can build his own fucking web site.

    --
    --Rick "If it isn't broken, take it apart and find out why."
  175. Always the thief will shout 'Catch the thief!' by HolyMe · · Score: 1
    Hmm... the Word's Gendarme always went like that. If it's okay for the American economy than it is good. If it means less profits for us (or it's U.S.? ;-) than let's bomb them!

    That country was build up on steal. They massacred they natives to get their lands. 100 years later they feel the right to massacre into submission other nations that do the same thing.

    They didn't recognise the rights. I remeber reading a note about Tolkien's Lord of the Rings (long before the movies) and there was written how mr. Tolkien didn't receive a penny from the American editors. And the stolen editions have lots of mistakes as well. Now, they are the ones that shout for copyrights. After all the big shots in the music industry are paying taxes in the US. So this is enough for a holy war.

    And look who's fighting for that! Who is getting robbed? The ridiculous rock band of oldies Metallica. Spears - a studio creation. Madonna who is too old to whore on the scene. Some years ago I was reading an interview with one guy from Tangerine Dream. Now, those guys are creative. I say tastes can't be commented. But while Spears is only the base for a digitally enhanced voice with no contribution whatsoever those guys from TD do create. They compose and produce their own records. Anyway, the guy was asked what about those who immitate you? The answer was 'people will recognise our music' and something like 'this means we're popular'. And for how about those who pirate your records? he answered that they don't have time for that as they are working for a new project.

  176. In his defense by JohnwheeleR · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This is being made into a bigger deal than it should be. First off, the guy doesn't have time to sit around and ensure that the company he contracts for development isn't breaking any rules. His stringent policy is aimed at people who know they are pirating software. You can read about this in the article where it talks about giving two warnings before enforcing his ludicrous punishment. Let's not turn this into a farce people.


    Also, he seems to comply with the terms of the license in the source code of the page. Moreover, any asshole that spends a few hours writing JavaScript code and enforcing a half-baked license to ruin someone's political career (for publicities' sake probably) should get a swift kick in the ass.



    DHTML Menu version 3.3
    written by Andy Woolley
    Copyright 2002 Andy Woolley. All Rights Reserved.

    Please feel free to use this code on your own website free of charge.
    You can also distribute and modify this source code as long as this
    Copyright notice remains intact and that you send me notice that you
    intend to use this code on your website.

    Limited support for this script is provided
    Commercial licence agreements are available on request for use & full support.
    You can send email to menu3@milonic.com

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    Written by Andy Woolley - Copyright 2002 (c) Milonic Solutions Limited. All Rights Reserved.
    Please visit http://www.milonic.co.uk/menu or e-mail menu3@milonic.com for more information.

    The Free use of this menu is only available to Non-Profit, Educational & Personal web sites.
    Commercial and Corporate licenses are available for use on all other web sites & Intranets.
    All Copyright notices MUST remain in place at ALL times and, please keep us informed of your
    intentions to use the menu and send us your URL.

    1. Re:In his defense by kindbud · · Score: 2, Informative

      Let's not turn this into a farce people.

      Tell that to Hatch. We're not the ones advocating vigilantism.

      --
      Edith Keeler Must Die
  177. Fire off a letter. It will do more good. by Confessed+Geek · · Score: 5, Interesting


    I just got done writing him a letter and submitting it through his site.

    Here it is:

    Dear Sir,

    Having read your recent proposition that copyright holders be able to "destroy" the computers of those who download their works without permission I am frankly appalled. I understand that as a copyright holder yourself this might be a hot topic for you but please do not let your emotions overcome common sense.

    As a profesional Systems Administrator, I understand the problem of unlicenced downloading. It is a plauge on the bandwith of the systems I administer. However, your proposed solution is one of the worst I have ever heard suggested. Copyright does not take precedence over private property laws. Second this would cause untold financial damage to buisnesses, educational institutions, and government agencies who's machiens were used by employees to download music. In the case of medical, or military computers it could even cause loss of life.

    Since your website was recently discovered to be running unlicenced software this campaign of yours is rather hypocritical.

    I strongly suggest that you drop this idea immediatly as unrealistic. I suggest instead that you pursue reducing the length of copyrights and/or making it much easier for material to go into the public domain. This would allow for a much greater amount of material to be LEGALLY downloaded. People prefer to do the right and honest thing, as well as avoid possible crimes and their consequences. If they have more legal options for downloads many will choose the legal choice rather than the immoral one - thus allowing artists seeking to make a just profit from their recent works, while fulfilling the original intent of copyright - to provide a limited short term monopoly on creative works as an incentive for more material to be released and the public domain be nurtured.

    Respectfully,

    -name ommited from slashdot-

    1. Re:Fire off a letter. It will do more good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It is a plauge on the bandwith of the systems I administer.!"

      Damn those plauges!

    2. Re:Fire off a letter. It will do more good. by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      Please tell me you ran that through a spell-checker.

    3. Re:Fire off a letter. It will do more good. by Exoman · · Score: 1
      Agreed. Respectful letters *ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE FROM UTAH* (non-constituents have far less weight) will have a far better chance of making a difference than flooding with various childish responses.

      Mine:
      ---
      Dear Senator,

      Your software piracy hypocrisy gives you an unfortunate black eye. I know you do your best to comply with copyrights, the laws of the land and to respect privacy rights. I know you also do your best to not get caught up in a self-created controversy surrounding your violations of your public statements. (http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,59305,0 0.html)

      Unfortunately, you got caught up in an embarrassing situation. It's a good lesson though. I hope you'll take it to heart in seeking thoughtful solutions to complex issues. I think it also highlights the imperative to maintain a bias toward citizens' rights over corporate power.

      Advocating corporate hacking and destruction of personal property without legal judgment, or indeed any due process, is just silly. I expect better of thoughtful representatives.

      Respectfully,

      xxxxxxx

    4. Re:Fire off a letter. It will do more good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's hope you spellchecked this thing before you sent it.

    5. Re:Fire off a letter. It will do more good. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Haha, that's funny. -1 overrated for a 0-score comment. Nice.

  178. Don't bother... by BattleWolf · · Score: 2, Informative

    This must have been a hack - it's gone now...

  179. ye gods, did they even _read_ the source by Morthaur · · Score: 1

    before writing up that article?!

    Quoted from the Hatch site's source:
    "Please feel free to use this code on your own website free of charge.
    You can also distribute and modify this source code as long as this
    Copyright notice remains intact and that you send me notice that you
    intend to use this code on your website. "

    Note the "free to use this code .. free of charge." Now how, exactly, does this translate to "piracy?!"

    Idiots...

    --

    +++++++
    "Look, dear, it's a crazy hairy scary man!"
    1. Re:ye gods, did they even _read_ the source by Morthaur · · Score: 1

      Oh, and to clarify, since I _know_ someone will mention this...

      Most public servants are able to use non-profit status, since they're not a business. Hatch is a public servant, not a corporate entity. Therefore, he's not required to pay for a corporate license.

      --

      +++++++
      "Look, dear, it's a crazy hairy scary man!"
    2. Re:ye gods, did they even _read_ the source by orv · · Score: 1

      Quite true he can use the code for free if his site is non-profit *BUT* he must then include an ankowledement and a link to Milonic Solutions website which he didn't.

  180. As a republican let me say this: by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

    Booyah, you hypocritical dickhead! You, Senator Hatch, embody NONE of the ideals and positions that the newer republican party claims to. You are no different, a nasty old whore for large industries, giving robber barons a separate bill of rights from the common man.

    I would join the Democrats except for the obvious fact that they whore to the trial lawyers, whom I find only a tiny smidgeon more despicable than the media conglomerates.

    It's a good thing there are still some good men in both parties. In the future I plan to be more careful with my vote, and to choose a man on his merit and not party affiliation. It's a pity that most senators are such asshats. It really is.

    I sent Senator Hatch a letter- lets see if he responds. My adopted congresswoman responds personally- she must be new.

    1. Re:As a republican let me say this: by Cackmobile · · Score: 2, Insightful

      would join the Democrats except for the obvious fact that they whore to the trial lawyers

      Why not join another party. Politics in the US and here in Oz and dominanted by two parties only because people lack the courage to vote for minor parties (thats just my thought but they don't vote for them for some reason). THey arn't all kooks and special interest parties. I don't like either of the big parties in th US or in Oz. They are all taking it up the arse from big business.

      --
      -- Karma Karma Karma Karma, Karma Chameleon - Boy George
    2. Re:As a republican let me say this: by praedor · · Score: 1

      Off-topic but... The Republicans kiss corporate ass because it is what they worship (money) and it provides them money. They need the money to get elected/stay elected.


      The Democrats kiss trial lawyer ass because they do a good thing (protect the little guy from abuse by big guys) with poor side-effects and the lawyers provide them money. They need the money to get elected/stay elected.


      Remove the money from politics and this ass-kissing would drop several notches because no one would be beholden to anyone in order to get elected. Hence, support public funding of campaigns, each candidate given equal access/monies to do with as they will. The best ideas (or the one who can best express midlin ideas) wins instead of the most monied.

      --
      In Bushworld, they struggle to keep church and state separate in Iraq as they increasingly merge the two in America.
    3. Re:As a republican let me say this: by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      2 big parties? Hell I thought we were simply selecting which representative of corporate interests. In my opinion sanity will not return to the US political system until we pass a law that states if you cannot vote, you cannot donate to a political campaign. Indeed, nor should you be able to lobby.

      Corporations do not vote, they are not citizens. Organizations do not vote, they do not represent the interests of those that DO vote, they represent their own agenda. Quite simply a congressman is supposed to represent the interests of those that elected him or her.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    4. Re:As a republican let me say this: by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Case in point[sfgate.com]

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    5. Re:As a republican let me say this: by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

      Thats a da*n f*$king good point. excuse my french but that is such a good idea. Never going to happen though. I can just imagine it in congress. Lets vote for a bill which means all our campaign money drys up. Its like them not voting on a pay rise (the only thing they all agree on-imagine voting on your own pay).

      But we can keep dreaming!

      --
      -- Karma Karma Karma Karma, Karma Chameleon - Boy George
  181. So can I explode him now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He who lives by the really stupid legislation dies by the realy big explosions. Fuck swords.

  182. Re:It's the webmaster's fault, not the Sen. himsel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Legally, you may be right.

    But the argument you are making is similar to SCO's complaint against Linus and Linux.

    SCO claims that if "infringing" code is in the kernel (assuming SCO didn't put it there), that they have a slam-dunk case, and that anyone using Linux is a copyright-violater, ought to know better, and so on.

  183. Hatch, a Pirate? by surfcow · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hatch, a Pirate?

    Of course not. He's a politician.

    Pirates work for a living.

  184. And what about "nonprofit" use? by Oms · · Score: 1
    Milonic Solutions' JavaScript code used on Hatch's website costs $900 for a site-wide license. It is free for personal or nonprofit use, which the senator likely qualifies for.

    That's funny, but I would hardly think the senator and his website qualify for nonprofit use... I mean, he's probably turning in quite a profit from the RIAA and such, right?

  185. So you're one of the 1us3rs who voted for him by alizard · · Score: 1
    Everybody makes stupid mistakes once in a while, and I hope Hatch manages to pull a course correction on this issue pretty soon.

    This time, you made the stupid mistake.

    Hatch got $175K from the entertainment industry. Do you think he accepted it by accident?

    Hatch's remark was NOT a mistake.

    Statements like that are made in the hope that the consumer electronics industry and the high-tech community can be crudely blackmailed by threat of insane government action into doing what we are told. That is part of what the *AA organizations are buying from him.

  186. Beaver Mountain by maharg · · Score: 1

    it's just below the link to "Beaver Mountain"

    heh heh heh heh

    --

    $ strings FTP.EXE | grep Copyright
    @(#) Copyright (c) 1983 The Regents of the University of California.
  187. Unless politics is unpaid, then it is commercial!! by hughk · · Score: 1
    AFAIK, poltics continues to be a 'paid' business. Does Hatch waive his income as a Senator? Does he refuse donations to his relection fund? Hatch is a politician by profession, so it is definitely used for his 'work'.

    This is definitely a commercial use, so he should pay for the license. OTOH, it is just some stupid Brit who doesn't have a vote for any senator in the US, so his copyright isn't important, is it?

    --
    See my journal, I write things there
  188. Because she's a lawyer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Why do they hate her so?

    Well, I don't like her unreconstructed socialist politics, nor do I find her feminist pontifications convincing when her husband gets a free pass on rape and sexual harassment. But most of all, she's a lawyer. They're scum and she's one of the worst. The Rose Law Firm was the very navel of political corruption in Arkansas.

    We have nothing to learn from the evil cunt. She must be politically destroyed. Rudy in 2006!

    1. Re:Because she's a lawyer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What rape?

  189. They only cover one side of ANY copyright issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Or did I miss that informative story about the Sonny Bono Copyright Extention Act on network television?
    or in the newspaper?
    or at my office water cooler discussion?
    Out of people I know who don't get their news online,
    I have met absolutly zero people informed about that issue, or this issue, or the DMCA. To name a few.
    I've asked many musicians about it too.
    of the ones I've asked, I'd say the majority is totally oblivious.
    Somewhere a media industry executive places his fingertips together and mutters: "Excellent"

  190. Hey, give Hatch a break by alizard · · Score: 1
    Hatch knew exactly what he was saying yesterday. He had at least $175,322 reasons to say that. Probably a lot more, many of the dollars from the "Law/Law firms" category was from lawyers donating on behalf of their clients in the entertainment industry.

    Hatch was trying to play "good cop" today against his "bad cop" role yesterday. He's now telling us "We won't destroy your computers if you only do what my masters at the *AA organizations tell you."

    This is crude blackmail and deserves all the negative publicity, fair or unfair that can be used to embarass him.

    Of course, what's really needed here is a high-tech vendor community willing to stand up to an entertainment industry 1/10 it's size and say:
    "We can outspend what you're paying for politicians by a factor of 10 out of petty cash until hell freezes over. Our lobbyists start today. The ads attacking any of your polticians that stay bought by you start running in 10 days.

    Rip, mix and burn is going to be the law of the land and there isn't a damned thing you can do about it except hope we let you keep your golden parachutes when we buy your company at 5 cents on the dollar next year."

    Of course, if a real high-tech community PAC with $1M or so of startup funding had been put together by last year, we wouldn't need to be hoping the high-tech vendors finally grow a backbone, our people would instead be talking to Congress about rolling back the DMCA.

    Of course, this would require the high-tech community to give uo our perverse fascination with political voluntarism and our collective demand that any money given to activism must also be tax-deductible, and for those of us who managed to make a fortune during the dot.com boom and kept it to be willing to part with $1M startup funding to make it work.

    In other words, it means that some of us would have to be willing to do more than whine on slashdot. Worse, some of us would have to put in some real money in something that isn't going to bring in megaprofits in 5 years, but might make it possible for all of us to work on advanced technology in the Western World in 5 years.

    You know and I know that that's not happening, either.

    At this point, I think our best hope is that the *AA organizations get what they ask for. What happens if they fry 1,000,000 computers in the course of the most interesting hour of Net time since it got started? How many will be badly secured VIP home computers?

    They fry the wrong 1,000 computers and "immunity" or not, the major label CEOs can't run far enough, fast enough, of long enough to escape the consequences.

    For instance, what if a dozen Fortune 50 CEOs have to use their cell phones to call their lawyers from home because their computers and their e-mail isn't working only find out that the RIAA and the label CEOs and the black hats immune to lawsuits because Congress made them that way? How do you punish a billion dollar company if you run a $100B company? What if you want to punish some Congresscritters?

    Be assured that they'll think of something.

  191. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Its stealing. Plain and simple. If someone creates a piece of software its a service

    If making software and then someone else, whom you've never even met, is using it for free is paramount to stealing, it must be stealing if I get my car fixed and let someone else drive it while I ride in it! The work I paid for, it was for me only, and we're both using the same car at the same time, and I'm not even in the driver's seat anymore!

    >Is it really fair that corporations pay hundreds of billions worldwide for software licensing why you don't?

    Uhuh. Billions? Do you know what I takes to get incorporated?

    $100. Well, where I live, $400, but that's besides the point.

    Everyone with Ltd, Co, Inc, or LLC is incorporated. And I know of several that pirate more software than they've ever paid for (some much larger than you think).

  192. Thangs yo Mama can't do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...count past 1 in binary.

  193. Re:um.... I don't think the Wired article is corre by angle_mark · · Score: 1

    Read the article again. It clearly states that the source of the website was changed after the word got out that he was using the software illegally. Whoever designed the website was supposed to inform Milonic of its existance and according to Milonic they were never informed, nor was any any mention of a valid licence visible in the source of Senator Hatch's website. Therefore it was in infringement of the licence.

  194. You can Stop the Letters !!! by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've dealt with him !

    1-800-P I R A C Y... You've got a friend @ the BSA !

    --
    It takes 40+ muscles to frown, but only four to extend your arm and bitchslap the motherfucker
    1. Re:You can Stop the Letters !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > 1-800-P I R A C Y

      Where I come from, phone numbers have 7 digits after the area code.

    2. Re:You can Stop the Letters !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      isn't it 1-800-RU-LEGIT?

  195. the first of many senators to be remote detonated by vnv · · Score: 3, Funny
    This latest hyprocrisy from the government makes it crystal clear why the people should have the power to remote detonate politicians who lie, accept special interest money, or break any of the over 35 million laws on the books, including of course any copyright laws.

    To take it a step farther, what we really need is a 24/7 âoeGovCamâ to be permanently mounted on every elected official so we can tune in and see what the hell they are up to.

    Itâ(TM)s a network show thatâ(TM)s guaranteed to make The Sopranos dull and drab to be sure. And then some brave media company can put together a website where there is a Survivor-like online game and the losing politicians are exploded out of office.

    Starting with Orrin Hatch, of course. Live by remote detonation, die by remote detonation.

  196. Re:It's the webmaster's fault, not the Sen. himsel by evilviper · · Score: 1

    Surely you don't think I downloaded those MP3s myself. I don't even know what MP3s are for.

    Alternatively:

    Sure, if I knew that something was illegial, and I still didn't stop doing it, then I would be at fault, but you can't proove of that.

    --
    Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
  197. Well known Fact ! by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 2, Funny

    "all that shareware you registered in under 30 days"

    Shareware is a form of degenerative IP protection that will lead the unsuspecting subject to use more and more free for use software, leading him in the dangerous path of Free Software, or even (God Prevents !) Copyleft, GPLed so called software !!!

    The only way for us to protect America is to protect the poor Lusers and make it so that it is almost impossible for those Shareware to be found anywhere. We owe those poor souls the Joy and Happiness of well made EULA, such as already comfort all good users.

    Your friend in the *AA.

    --
    It takes 40+ muscles to frown, but only four to extend your arm and bitchslap the motherfucker
  198. Remember, for every finger.. by deunan_k · · Score: 1

    that you point at someone, you have three fingers pointing right back at you.

    Senator Orrin 'eye-patch' Hatch shouldn't play this holier than thou game.

    There's another quote, 'hoisted over their own petard' or something like that..

    --
    Will sys-admin for food
  199. ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can i please sumise this thread:

    "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

    Thanks.

  200. Slashdot, respect the blogs! by geddes · · Score: 1

    I don't usually complain about stories getting rejected, but I submitted this story more than 24 hours ago, when Hatch's site still hadn't been updated. I had heard about it on instapundit which had linked to the same blog that wired sites in its article: Laurence Simon's Amish Tech Support. I wonder why Slashdot waited until this story hit the mainsteam (wired) before covering it. I love slashdot, but I wish that the editors would be more willing to post stories that are breaking in the blogosphere, and not waiting until the mainstream press gets a hold of them until highlighting the story. :-(

  201. The senator song by goatan · · Score: 1

    OH one rule for you none for me oh one rule for you none for me thats the way the world should be (continue until you feel sick)

    --
    Saying Apple is better than MS is like saying Botulism is better than rabies.

  202. 911 happened to that by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1

    After 911, it seems politicians feel more comfortable .. sidestepping .. such principles if they feel the offense is grave enough.

    --

    Stop the brainwash

  203. Yeah except that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's his hypocrocy that was the problem tho

  204. Cookie expires 9/27/2037? He is a liar too! by NoSuchGuy · · Score: 0
    His "Privacy Policy" states:
    No individual identifying or personal information No individual identifying or personal information (such as your name) is automatically gathered when you visit any Senate web site. This web site does not use 'cookies' or other means to track your visit to our site in any way. To learn more about the Senate's Internet security and privacy policy online, please go to this address: http://www.senate.gov/security.html.
    Then why does his website wants to set a cookie which expires in 9/27/2037?
    He is not only a pirate, he is a liar too!

    NoSuchGuy
    --
    Grundgesetz * 23. Mai 1949 - 30. November 2007 - http://www.vorratsdatenspeicherung.de/
    1. Re:Cookie expires 9/27/2037? He is a liar too! by vegetablespork · · Score: 1
      He is not only a pirate, he is a liar too!

      No, no, no. You still don't get it! The senator is not a liar--his contractor is!

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    2. Re:Cookie expires 9/27/2037? He is a liar too! by NoSuchGuy · · Score: 0

      Does that mean he is not responsible for his own website?
      Why - because he is a Senator? Can't anyone sue him because of his "cookie statement"?

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    3. Re:Cookie expires 9/27/2037? He is a liar too! by vegetablespork · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'm on your side--I was employing sarcasm! :)

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  205. It's *also* copyright infringement by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

    But you also have no right to use the software unless you agree to the license. You aren't paying for the software itself, you're paying for a license to use the software.

    If you don't pay, you've seffectively tolen the license.

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    1. Re:It's *also* copyright infringement by Jardine · · Score: 1

      That's still infringement, not stealing. Stealing involves taking something away from someone and depriving them of use of the thing you stole.

      If you go into a variety store and take a chocolate bar, no one can use that chocolate bar. This is stealing.

      If you make a copy of Photoshop and use the copy, you have violated the license and infringed on Adobe's copyright, but the original is still intact. This is infringement.

      Neither of these acts are really moral, but in the second one the owner loses nothing but a potential buyer. Think of copyright infringement as similar to this situation: you see a friend's DVD player and think to yourself "Hey, that's a pretty good DVD player". You open it up, find out the parts you need, buy or make those parts, and put together an exact copy of your friend's DVD player (you also put your friend's player back together). If you wanted to copy Photoshop, you would buy a CDR or some HDD space and copy the parts (files) of Photoshop onto your own medium. The only difference in these two cases is that physical things are a lot harder to copy.

  206. someone need to do a van Diesel on him by ConsoleDeamon · · Score: 1

    Didnt they destroy his car in the triple x mowe. hm i wonder how his pc wood look after it been droped from a brige.

  207. Is this Orrin after this slashdot post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this Orrin after this slashdot post??

  208. My letter to Orrin Hatch by MickLinux · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a copy of the email I sent to Hatch:

    Subject: Intellectual property
    US Citizen [yes] Constituent [No]

    Mr. Hatch, I respect your current attempts to update your license on your menu. Intent to comply is very indicative of desire. I, too, try to follow every IP law that you guys write for us. The burden is heavy.

    However, I would like to point out a bit of philosophy about IP law that has direct effects on the US economy.

    I think you should reconsider your position, based on the position of right and wrong.

    When you read this, think about natural rights vs. granted rights, and natural law vs. granted law.

    (1) Whenever a government violates natural law, it hurts the efficiency of the law, it hurts the economy, and it hurts the government, moving the country toward a state of anarchy. Natural law are those laws that follow from our nature. Sometimes, we do write granted law: a law that is not natural, a law that violates property, or freedom of thought [religion], or the right to defend oneself [2nd Amendment]. The reason we do this is that life without charity and only according to natural law is hard. Yet with all the damage that unnatural law does, it should only be written with great trepidation.

    Congress, by the way, is not real good at this one. Look at the size of our law libraries if you doubt me.

    Think about my statement: Every unnatural law hurts the economy more than it helps. This is because it hinders economic production. Real wealth depends on production, not on wealth transfer. It is also because granted law makes the economic climate unsure: you don't know if the proceeds of your investment will come back to you or be transferred to another, so you are more hesitant to invest.

    (2) Intellectual property is not natural law. The right to work is natural law [that is, to labor to the best of your abilities to better your condition]. Natural law is not to say what a man can do and cannot do to better his condition. Or another way: If I have knowledge, it is natural for me to use it.

    (3) Intellectual property is a monopoly. There are two kinds of monopoly: the monopoly of being the only one able to do a job, which is a natural monopoly, and a granted monopoly, which is an unnatural monopoly. The US Constition authorizes some kinds of intellectual property, in an effort to reduce the former monopoly -- but current law increases the latter monopoly much more.

    I would argue that it is usually better to allow natural monopolies -- but the fact remains that our Constitution allows otherwise, and I accept that.

    Yet the Constitution does not stipulate a set time -- it allows the government to set an undefined limited term of monopoly.

    Mr. Hatch, I would like you to consider that monopolies of every kind: copyrights, patents, and any other kind appropriate, be shortened, not lengthened. Already we begin to see the damage done by our IP law, and it is driving real business away, and encouraging investment in "patent firms", which do no real development or manufacturing, but consist only of lawyers who patent, wait for another firm to develop something, and sue.

    It is destroying the fastest-growing segments of our information infrastructure as well, such as the Open Source Software that NASA uses.

    Already it is encouraging companies to require employees to sign horrible agreements to sign away all rights to all inventions, and thus stifling innovation.

    But I don't ask you to consider just the economic effects. Please consider the *philosophy* behind my claims, and see if that is true. If it is, only then consider the economic effects.

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  209. A little off topic by Cackmobile · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But if his explode-a-comp(tm) gets through u could use it against your enemies. No doubt geeks will find a way to stop it but you could send through an mp3 or some such to someone you don't like and Kablamo good bye their comp. Evil I know.

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    1. Re:A little off topic by praedor · · Score: 1

      Windoze would be all over it and incorporate the system into the OS. Linux would not have this self-destruct crap inside it. Linux users would be safe (and presumably *BSD users) while Windoze users would be ripe for getting screwed.


      In all cases, all it would require is a firewall to prevent access from the evil code. The signal would have to be sent over the net and it would be identifiable, and it would likely have to hit a specific port. Just say no to that port or signal...and keep an extra bios chip around (they're available) if you goof and get screwed. Replace the hozed bios, rinse, and continue your normal activities unhindered but wiser on how to block the govt/Hatch-sanctioned criminals.


      Someone would need to set up a script to send the signal to all senator and congresscritter computers to destroy them and give them a little taste of consequences of their stupidity (assuming such nonsense got passed into law).

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  210. No due process by nuggz · · Score: 1

    Sorry we can call him a pirate.
    By the proposals he's making there is no due process to determine guilt or innocence, you just make the accusation then act.

    I think destruction/confiscation of tools used in the commission of a crime is fine, they do this all the time. What I think is wrong is destroying/confiscating without having to prove guilt.

  211. Orrin Hatch a Pirate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah, an ass pirate!

  212. Statement From Milonic by Draoi · · Score: 2, Informative
    Here's a statement from Milonic, Ltd, the company that the Senator stole from. Looks like all the fuss is over ....

    Statement From Milonic
    Re: Website of Senator Orrin Hatch

    Milonic Solutions would like to comment of the current situation regarding the website http://www.senate.gov/~hatch/

    We have received many emails regarding the implementation of our software and Milonic are pleased to announce that there are no longer any licensing issues with reference to the above website.

    Milonic would like to point out that this particular case is in no way unique and that there are many thousands of similar issues with other implementations of our code. Milonic Solutions try to be as fair as possible by offering our code free of charge to certain users but changes to the licensing of Government and/or Political organizations are now necessary.

    We have, for some time, been thinking of changing the licensing regarding Government run websites and applications that use our software. The reason for this is due to the administrative overhead we have for issuing free licenses, we can no longer afford to offer free licenses to Government organizations.

    We would also like to point out that if you have any questions or concerns about whether you should be obtaining Professional Licenses for our software, then the safest option would be to buy. Once you become a customer you have the protection of being properly licensed and there will be no question as to whether you are using un-licensed software.

    Users of our software that are categorized as charities, official non-profit groups, religious groups, state run educational organizations or personal home pages can continue to enjoy our software at no charge.

    Milonic Solutions Ltd


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  213. Problem with Implementing Proposed Law by CompVisGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From the Wired article: "He then suggested the technology would twice warn a computer user about illegal online behavior, "then destroy their computer." Any such technology would be in violation of federal antihacking laws. The senator, who chairs the Senate Judiciary Committee, suggested Congress would have to make copyright holders exempt from current laws for them to legally destroy people's computers."

    I don't know what the legal situation is eactly in the US, but in the UK anyone who creates a work that can be copyrighted, automatically gets the copyright assigned to them (i.e. they do not need to write (c) 2003 Joe Blow or register their work anywhere etc.). I imagine that much the same is true in the US.

    So, in order for the antihacking laws to be properly circumvented, thus allowing a copyright holder to blow up the computer of anyone breaching their copyright, then everyone who holds a copyright must be made exempt from those antihacking laws.

    This will be anyone who has written a story, painted a picture, put up a website, etc. -- i.e. pretty much every US citizen. So, the law would allow anyone to distroy anyone else's computer.

    Unless of course, by "compyright holder", what is really meant is "the music and film industries".

    This really is a stupid law.

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  214. Here's Mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Written at 3:00am, I hope I didn't do too poorly :P

    Dear Mr Hatch,

    I would like to share my concerns about your recent comments on 'destroying computers' of alleged copyright infringers.

    You say that "I do not favor extreme remedies -- unless no moderate remedies can be found...I asked the interested industries to help us find those moderate remedies."
    Realize that the entertainment industry is intentionally holding back their content for use with modern technology. This has been a pattern they have followed each time a new technology came available i.e. audio cassette. It was believed that the audio cassette would bankrupt the record companies, when in fact it helped them flourish in sales because of the convenience the audio cassette offered. (The same can be said for the movie industry regarding the video cassette) We are now at the dawn of a digital revolution with unlimited possibilities, for both copyright holders and copyright infringers. The entertainment industry would be very happy to remove all fair-use rights with digital content imposing very strict and unfair policies. Currently the record companies dictate how content purchased enters a personâ(TM)s ears. They only sell their content on a 20 year old technology called a compact disc. Many advances in audio technology have provided many new ways to manage and deliver music to ones ears with great conveniences. Now, entire music libraries can be stored in a pocket sized portable audio player. There are millions of people in possession of such devices with no legitimate way of purchasing the content for those devices because the recording industry does not offer to sell its content for them. These millions of people are left with little choice on how to obtain their favorite music. I and I'm sure millions of others would gladly pay for the music if it were offered for sale. I strongly feel that the entertainment industry has no legitimate reason to complain that people are 'infringing' their copyrights. Until they offer their content digitally and fairly to meet modern conveniences, I will find it difficult to have sympathy for them.

    I have been a supporter of you, and respect you as a senator of this great and free country. But your recent comments have frightened me greatly. As a leader of this country you have the responsibility to uphold the constitution and what it stands for. Your recent comments suggest that you do not hold true to the constitution and its amendments. Giving such awesome power to corporations or individuals is reckless to say the least. Especially when these corporations contribute greatly to their own problems.

    Please focus on the root cause of the problem before focusing on the problem itself.

    Regards,

    (Name omitted for slashdot)

    1. Re:Here's Mine by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      I'm sure downloading someone else's letter and sending it as your own will ease the Senator's mind regarding the use of the internet to copy and redistribute content. If everyone else does as you urge, the onslaught of identical letters from the independent thinkers of /. will certainly sway the man. One of the worst ways to get your point across is to send a form letter. Another is to send a flaming response telling him just how 'stupid' he is.

      The best ways to get through to an elected official are:

      1. Personal visit
      2. Telegram
      3. Phone call
      4. Personal letter (although this has slowed down due to checks after the anthrax scare)

      Other methods drop off rapidly from there in terms of their effectiveness. In each of the cases above, keeping your cool and explaining the problem clearly (along with better solutions if you've got them) is a given. A personal visit from a hothead is likely to land you in jail.

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    2. Re:Here's Mine by Confessed+Geek · · Score: 1

      Heh ;) Hope your kidding. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but I think duplicates would diminish the effect of each letter. If it was an ironic comment on suggesting that unauthorized duplication of original works was a marginal crime, your tweak is well concieved and quite amusing.

      BTW, yes, I did spell check the one I sent in.

    3. Re:Here's Mine by Alphtoo · · Score: 1

      How about: "Dear Senator (down the) Hatch: Go fuck yourself. Do it today!" The idiot Senator needs to be taught a lesson, and it can only be taught to him by voters. I don't live in Utah so there is nothing I can do, but I hope the folks who live there can blow his fascist ass out of office. If anyone fucks with MY computers and I can identify them, I will hunt them down and kill them. Period. Fighting me on this is not a fight you really want to join. Do I make myself clear?

  215. The code's not even THAT good! by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

    I RTFA'ed and clicked the link to the site in question using my browser of choice, Opera 7.10. The row of links along the top was all bunched up, with all the text overlapping itself.

    I then opened up the site in MSIE 6.0 and the site appeared "properly". Clearly, the code in question isn't 100 percent browser-independent. (I'm guessing that it works fine with Mozilla, or else someone else would have mentioned it already in another post.)

    Is it asking too much for professional web designers (such as the one who designed the site in question) to check their code on more than one non-MS platforms?

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  216. More dribble... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...for hardcore party members. How about a true story site that credits/discredits ANY politician for their actions? Unlike some of the posters below, I view Sen. Hatch as a victim - surrounded by experts feeding him RIAA garbage without any viable counterpoint.

    Try explaining the issues to someone his age and make note of their response. I'm betting most of them will view this as a simple theft issue with no ability to comprehend the other side of the story.

    1. Re:More dribble... by hesiod · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      > Try explaining the issues to someone his age and make note of their response

      D'oh, you've changed my mind. So now I think he's a flarging senile idiot instead of just an asshole (seriously). This gives me an interesting new perspective I hadn't thought of. It also strengthens my case for Eugenics. Get rid of the old, they're just holding us back with their outdated ideas. (~%75 joke, %25 serious)

  217. Overblown incident by osgeek · · Score: 1

    Give me a break. Yes, suggesting that some type of system-wide pirate destruction program should be implemented was technologically unsavvy on Hatch's part, but RTFA.

    A web development company that put the site up for him was responsible for not registering the software and attributing it properly, however, they did fall under the "free for non-profit use" clause, so no one was out hard money. When the attribution problem was pointed out (or maybe before, the article isn't specific on this point), they endeavored to remedy the situation.

    There is a world of difference between an accidental incident like this committed by someone probably not even directly hired by Hatch and the willful and continual downloading, replication, and distribution of copyrighted materials.

    I'm sure, however, that most of the Kazaa'ing losers reading the article will ignore that obvious distinction and think once again that their whole moral outlook is justified.

    1. Re:Overblown incident by dick+johnson · · Score: 1

      Arrrghhh. Shiver me timbers!

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    2. Re:Overblown incident by vegetablespork · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm sure, however, that most of the Kazaa'ing losers reading the article will ignore that obvious distinction and think once again that their whole moral outlook is justified.

      Nice ad hominem. Still doesn't change the fact that Hatch is a hypocrite. The failure to properly license the software is legally his responsibility--if employers could shove responsibility off to contractors, don't you think we would all be contractors? I'm sure if I had a contractor who failed to obtain a license for a piece of software he used on my site, the BSA would be so far up my ass I could taste Brylcreem.

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  218. HAHAH by MacGunner · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    SUCK IT HATCH!

  219. What you can't outsmart make it illegal by crazylinux · · Score: 1

    This might become a loophole on legally hacking someone else's computer.


    A potential new law will again be in contrast to the Computer Misuse Act 1990, the Data protection act, to name a few.
    It is almost fun to see the Goverment to try to fight against hacking by imposing laws, such as Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act,
    and similar attempts like the Cypercrime Treaty 2001 ( Which basically gives the right to Goverment and Law enformcement agencies to intercept and track down individuals.

    Whatever they do they must realize that this is not the way to go ! Technology will always be one step ahead from the Law.

  220. They don't call them Utards for nothing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever been to Utah? *I have.* Hypocrisy is a way of life.

  221. Really? by I+can't+find+a+name! · · Score: 1

    Milonic Solutions' JavaScript code used on Hatch's website costs $900 for a site-wide license. It is free for personal or nonprofit use, which the senator likely qualifies for.

    I dought it. Since when is a senator a volunteer postition? Normally in licenses that I've seen when they want to include or exclude the goverment in something they specificly say "governments". Being that this doesn't state that they are included would make me think they are not included.

  222. Attach a rider to that law.... by jetsfandb · · Score: 1

    "Any sentator that proposes a moronic law, will be shot on sight. That is the only way to teach them to stop wasting taxpayers money and exposing their sheer stupidity at the same time".

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  223. Re:Attn Jensend - No, this is NOT an exception.... by cat_jesus · · Score: 1

    Well he has also supported the extremely immoral assert forfeiture laws. The guy is a plague on the senate. He may be the voice of moderation for Utah, but most people in Utah are crazy mormons so you don't really have to do much to look moderate when compared to the rest of the yokels.

  224. Just goes to show you. by Penguin2212 · · Score: 1

    Not to defend Orrin Hatch in any way, But let's assume that that was simply a mistake in the administration of his website. Let's also say that he qualified for a free version of the code, and it really didn't hurt the original author of the code. Now, should that allow the author to knock his webserver down for a while. If those servers host other sites, e.g. they're part of a large hosting network or something, who's responsible for those who may have lost money because of a trivial mistake on somebody else's part?

    However, in my opinion, I think that Hatch should fork over the $900 (and then some) to pay for that software. I would not consider his website personal or nonprofit considering that he uses it to promote his own political career.

  225. Nothing you can do about it by paiute · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hatch could sodomize young boys on primetime television while singing L'Internationale and still be reelected easily.

    As long as he doesn't criticize the Mormon cult^H^H^H^Hchurch.

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  226. Senator Hatch, open mouth.... by gosand · · Score: 2, Funny
    Senator Hatch, open mouth, insert peg-leg.

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  227. Are you nuts? by Kombat · · Score: 1

    In the days following Sept 11th, Congress could have passed a bill stating that [Arabs] be summarily executed by the military", and I doubt anyone would have raised a finger or a care.

    What?!? Do you honestly believe that? Truly? I mean, come on, that's absurd. If you sincerely believe that your elected representatives are that incredibly stupid, and that your fellow citizens are so amazingly ignorant as to not even question legalizing genocide, then why are you still there? I mean, sure, people get emotional and reactionary in the wake of catastrophes of such magnitude, but do you honestly believe that a majority of your elected elite would be so swept up in emotional turmoil as to completely lose their sense of such fundamental values? I mean, come on, surely you realize what a gross exaggeration this is.

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    1. Re:Are you nuts? by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

      I never said it would happen; merely that it could. I think we would have reached the end of September before the outcries were sufficient to put a halt to such genocide.

      How many people wanted to throw every nuclear weapon we had at Afghanistan as soon as the Bush Administration pointed a finger it its general direction. Did anyone care about innocents dying? No. Did anyone care about women and children who meant no harm to the US? No. Did anyone care who or what the Taliban was, what they stood for, or why they remained in power in Afghanistan? No. The President put a name in front of the American people and he told them where the man begind that name could be found. The next few weeks were filled with frustration and anger because our President didn't immediately order the carpet bombing of every square inch of that nation.

      We were in shock, and that shock turned to anger. We allowed ourselves to be led around quite easily, as I suspect any group of people would in such a situation. I'm not afraid to say that while I despise much of what the Bush Administration stands for, they had a much clearer head than I did during that time - I was one of the ones hoping to see the use of nuclear weapons to retaliate. Why would I even think such a thing? Allow me to quote:

      "Did you know that 2000 years ago, a Roman Citizen could walk across the face of the known world free of the fear of molestation. He could walk across the earth unharmed, cloaked only in the protection of the words âcivus romanus': I am a Roman citizen. So great was the retribution of Rome universally understood as certain, should any harm befall even one of its citizens."

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  228. Quick, notify the media! by JayClements · · Score: 1

    Start emailing the media, cnn, msnbc, newspapers, radio, etc.
    Lets get as much attention to this as we can!

  229. Re:Attn Jensend - No, this is NOT an exception.... by Kombat · · Score: 1

    Orrin has taken over 175K so far just this year from the TV/Movies/Music lobby

    Orrin is one of the WORST congressmen this country has EVER had. Bought off like every other congressman but he apparently is not only paid off but stupid about the legislation that he introduces.


    Uhm, for a guy who claims to know so much about Orrin Hatch's "secrets," why do you keep calling him a "Congressman?"

    He's a Senator, genius. Guess they forgot to mention that on the "Drudge Report," or "Open Secrets," or whatever tabloid is is that you consult for your source of ready-made, controversial opinions.

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  230. The best way to end piracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give the states the power to ticket infringers on both sides- make it like a traffic violation as it should be. The states will jump on a new source of income- copyright infringers really will think twice when a large well-funded enforcement group starts popping up.

  231. Look at it from Hatch's point of view by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    98% of House incumbents get reelected. He could suggest a bill in favor of allowing Mickey Mouse to come round and assrape your kids (physically rather than just financially), and it wouldn't matter, because as far as Joe America is concerned, it's better the devil you know from his reelection compaign than the devil you don't.

    Hatch will keep in his seat until they scrape his festering corpse out of it. Or perhaps a bit longer, depending on whether his corpse's reelection campaign has already been funded by the *AA.

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  232. Track Record by kingk0ng · · Score: 1

    And here is another of Senator Hatch's WWW sins from the days of meta-tag search engine stuffing.

  233. to good to be true by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Arnt there accesabilty requirements for government websites anyway? damn its only a java script, reading the front page i thought "wow too good to be true! hes hosting a warez site!" everytime i read about US senators my respect for them goes down that bit more. soon there wont be any respect left.

    Actually thats wrong, im on negative respect for them, so they need to do some positive things in order for me (or most people) to have even "no" respect for them!

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  234. So by Mensa+Babe · · Score: 1

    Looking through responses to your comments didn't reveal any insults because you claim to be a woman, but rather because you can't write worth a damn.

    So, as soon as you find out that someone presumably cannot write "worth a damn," you instantly feel obligated to insult her? Do you think it is OK to call a woman "b*tch," "c*nt," or "p*ssy," just because you think she cannot write as well as you think you can? How very mature of yours. I hope it is a rewarding hobby indeed. You should be certainly proud of yourself.

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    1. Re:So by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

      Where did I call you names? You're not a very good troll you know...

    2. Re:So by Lord_Rion · · Score: 1

      I guess being "smart" doesn't mean you can't have some SERIOUS ISSUES. *shakes head*

      You need help. Lots and Lots of help.

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  235. short sightedness by djdole · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Someone should have a little chat with Mr. Orin. Does he believe that ALL computers should be nuked if they contain illegal copyrighted material?
    If so, then what about those computers in the government which may contain terabytes of important information, and maybe one single illegal file? Does that one single file give the copyright owner the right to destroy all that information?

    What would stop the next senator (extremist or just looking for the political spotlight) from taking that next step?

    Here's a scenario, Someone at, say the FBI has access to their mainframe, and while doing their job they like to listen to music, so they have Mp3s on their PC. Well one day they are told they are getting a new PC, and happily transfer all their personal data onto the mainframe so it can be copied to their new PC later.
    Say they like to listen to Metalica, and one of the files they had was an old file originally illegally traded through Napster or Kazaa or such.
    Does Metalica now have the right to destroy the FBI mainframe, and doing so destroy any data contained therein about criminals and terrorists?
    Doing so would directly jeopardize the safety of millions upon millions of people.

    What about software that was created using illegally gained SDKs? Should that software be destroyed as well?

    Sorry Jimmy, I know your in middle of your kidney dialysis, but the firmware for this machine was written using an illegal download of a copyrighted compiler. Oh and by the way, your dad's pacemaker? the firmware for that was written using the Notepad of an illegally pirated copy of Microsoft Windows 3.1. It's going to have to be nuked.
    You can say good bye to your dad now. Yep bye bye....bye bye!
    You mom? oh she's on a flight here...
    oh shit...the navigational software on that plane...

    I think Orin should be enlightened to the ramifications of opening this Pandora's box.

    What would then stop a terrorist from alleging that the vital computers he fried contained his copyrighted material?

  236. Use archive.org once Google cache expires by Helevius · · Score: 1
    http://web.archive.org/web/20021127095140/http://w ww.senate.gov/~hatch/

    This contains all the items of interest, including the license comments.

    Helevius

    1. Re:Use archive.org once Google cache expires by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok , you probably figured this out but ill just re-iterate it. We dont need the americans. This world woudl be a far better place without them. Ok not all of them are bad, but 70% of them are fucked up. They have the most retarded government and get told what to do, and they do it! retards. Lets hope they someone manage to round up the majority and let a couple of hundred million sexually frustrated wild boars do there thing with them. Ala Biscuit!

      Ste

  237. That is certainly an intelligent argument indeed. by Mensa+Babe · · Score: 1

    they don't hate you cuz you're a woman, they hate you because you're an arrogant, stuck up, retarded bitch.

    You remind me a kid, who laughed at me in primary school, because I wore glasses. "But I don't laugh because you wear glasses! I laugh because you have four eyes and look ugly and you are stupid and I don't like you and nobody likes you and everybody likes me!" You both seem to present equally intelligent arguments.

    It's people like you that make me glad I'm still alive, to counter act all the stupidity you excrete into the world.

    I think you should definitely calm down. Prozac might help you. It always works for me.

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  238. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  239. Who decides by nuggz · · Score: 1

    Who gets to decide if it was willful and obvious?

    Sen Hatch is proposing the copyright holder, and no legal restraint on their action.
    Many have proposed the copyright holder be given these powers, and only demonstrate they thought there was infringement.

    Here we have clear proof of willful infringement.
    By the logic the copyright enforcers are proposing that is enough to destroy his computer.

    Yes we realize he isn't directly responsible, and knowledgable about what he did wrong. But the same can be said for some of the people trading files, or ripping CD's.

    BTW in Canada you can copy a musical recording for personal use.

  240. Don't Feed The Troll - Aw, can I ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice Sentiments. The people should have the right to question government, and the methods of government selection in this free country don't you. The poster was suggesting modifying the system to prevent career politicians, and thus provide a greater choice of electable representatives. Moving to China, as you so eloquently suggest, would not help, as they brook no dissent from the masses.

    I feel that it's you, who has lost the plot of this country - a strong, well informed public, working to safeguard democracy from the tyrany of government, is essential in any country. If you aren't patriotic enough to do this, it is you who are neglecting youtr civic duty. And why ship people abroad - one nation, indivisible, remember.

    And hey, this is a republic.

    1. Re:Don't Feed The Troll - Aw, can I ... by SnickleFritz · · Score: 1

      Nice Sentiments. The people should have the right to question government, and the methods of government selection in this free country don't you. The poster was suggesting modifying the system to prevent career politicians, and thus provide a greater choice of electable representatives. Moving to China, as you so eloquently suggest, would not help, as they brook no dissent from the masses. I feel that it's you, who has lost the plot of this country - a strong, well informed public, working to safeguard democracy from the tyrany of government, is essential in any country. If you aren't patriotic enough to do this, it is you who are neglecting youtr civic duty. And why ship people abroad - one nation, indivisible, remember. And hey, this is a republic.

      Nicely done.

      This guy most likely has a confederate battle flag sticker on his truck right next to the sticker that says proud to be an American. It just tickles me to no end when I see that.

  241. Nice one...Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All thats going to happen is some small-fry web developer, probably still reeling from the dot.com bust is going to get sued so that Hatch can prove just how harsh he is on pirates. Look what piracy did to him! Nearly cost him his reputation! Just goes to prove...etc. etc.

    Thirty seconds of thought (or less) would of told you the best way to deal with Hatch is to ignore/ridicule and in the final effort, use logic argument against him if necessary. Not this childish nonsense. Whats happened here is the slashdot demographic has just hanged one of the own for no gain.

  242. Re:Want change? Take it to the REAL authorities!!! by praedor · · Score: 1

    Well right off the bat, forget Fox. Fox is the state-run news source. They wouldn't say a word against a conservative politician for any reason. To Fox, a conservative politician simply cannot do wrong, or if they do wrong, it is ok if the end is "good" (ie, the end justifies the means bullcrap of the current D.C. Regime).


    As for the others, they have to smell ratings in it to report it. If it leads to any negative letters (or MIGHT lead to negative letters) then they wont report it. Ratings, you know. $$$ you know.


    This is a job for NPR and the BBC, the only independent and gutsy news orgs left, so it seems.

    --
    In Bushworld, they struggle to keep church and state separate in Iraq as they increasingly merge the two in America.
  243. hmm.. by rogue409 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hello pot, it's the kettle calling.

  244. Oh, so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just to fill you in, though, Young had a kind of secret police that kept people in line, and assassinated people who were out of step. Dissent really wasn't an option.

    Who cares? The important thing is that his great-great-grandson (not sure on the number of "greats") was a good quarterback!

  245. Re:It's the webmaster's fault, not the Sen. himsel by fermion · · Score: 1
    Which is the standard plausible deniability. No matter what you do, no matter who you kill, as long as there is some patsy you can put the blame on, you walk free.,

    Where is the personal responsibility that the congress is always talking about. Why is it the responsibility of a raped women to carry the resulting child, but not the responsibility of a senator to take responsibility for the mistakes of the people that do his work. Why is it ok to deny a child $80 a week for food, but the senator can just claim 'i have no control over my staff' and walk away free.

    I mean really. Honor is not such a hard thing. For instance, do not claim that the malfeasance in a company that is yours, a company that pays you millions of dollars to manage, was not your responsibility. If you were not aware of the impropriety, then at least admit negligence.

    In this case, if you are a elected official, say a president, do not act like a coward and hide behind plausible deniability and claim you were unaware of that your staff was trading drugs. If you were indeed unaware, at least have the honor to admit incompetence and negligence.

    This is why our kids come to school without proper materials. They see top government and corporate officials never taking responsibility, or held to account, for anything of a significant nature, so why should they?

    --
    "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
  246. Charges Withdrawn by Javascript Developer by willutah · · Score: 4, Informative

    If people would check Milonic's website before blabbering on slashdot, they will notice that Hatch has resolved this issue:

    "We have received many emails regarding the implementation of our software and Milonic are pleased to announce that there are no longer any licensing issues with reference to the above [Orin Hatch] website..."

    1. Re:Charges Withdrawn by Javascript Developer by prestidigital · · Score: 1

      Yep, and now all the "blabbering" is just free advertising for Milonic Solutions. :^) I, for one, had never heard of them before this.

    2. Re:Charges Withdrawn by Javascript Developer by moncyb · · Score: 1

      You don't get the point. According to Hatch, Milonic sould have just destroyed the US Senate's server and not bothered to contact him.

    3. Re:Charges Withdrawn by Javascript Developer by willutah · · Score: 1

      I think you have misread his statement.

      From Wired's article:
      "Hatch said damaging someone's computer "may be the only way you can teach somebody about copyrights," the Associated Press reported. He then suggested the technology would twice warn a computer user about illegal online behavior, "then destroy their computer."

      I'm not saying I agree with this (ridiculous) proposal of Senator Hatch. I just think that the accusations of piracy are no longer an issue since Hatch remedied the situation by getting licensed quickly after the issue was publicized.

    4. Re:Charges Withdrawn by Javascript Developer by moncyb · · Score: 1

      Note the words "the technology." Hatch's javascript was stored on a server. If they were using the virus "technology" to warn the "user", then likely no one will have seen the warning. Most servers don't even have monitors, and even if they do, no one looks at them until there is a problem.

    5. Re:Charges Withdrawn by Javascript Developer by the+pickle · · Score: 1

      "Milonic are pleased to announce that there are no longer any licensing issues with reference to [Orrin Hatch's hypocrisy]."

      Yeah, probably because he sent them a nice fat $900 check to bring himself into compliance so that he can get his spin doctors to play this down in tomorrow's paper...

      p

  247. SBA anybody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't it be nice to see the SBA on his ass charging him $5K for the copywrite infrengement.?

  248. You need to get out more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats the first time I've heard homosexuality referred to as a vice.

    If you never heard that before, you need to emerge from your parents' basement. Not that I agree with it, but surely you must have heard it at least once.

  249. do as i say, not as i do by p51d007 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Typical for the congress, dosen't matter if they are democrats or republican 99% of them are the same. It's gotten to the point, they it's a feudilistic (sp) country. We the "little people" are the surfs.....idiots who can't walk and chew gum, and if it wasn't for the kings telling us what to do, we'd all be walking around bumping into everything. They make rules for everyone to follow EXCEPT them! Just look at all the idiots up there complaining about SUV's.......They scream that it's causing global warming, but when they go home, it's in a chauffer driven limosene, or flying home in a private jet, to live in a 40 room mansion that has a 20 car garage. Until this country wakes up, throws ALL of them out, and elects people from "flyover" country, and limits their terms to let say 12 years with NO reelection possibility, it will never change. The lobbyist have their claws well dug into these idiots. It's sad, that 99% of them, have tossed their ethics out the windows for the $$$$ instead.

  250. License change? by cornice · · Score: 1

    From the Milonic website:


    We have, for some time, been thinking of changing the licensing regarding Government run websites and applications that use our software. The reason for this is due to the administrative overhead we have for issuing free licenses, we can no longer afford to offer free licenses to Government organizations.


    TRANSLATION
    In light of recent circumstances the price for government organizations will be one mmmmmilion dolars.

  251. The sad truth being.. by segfault_0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The sad truth about this whole thread is that with all the licensing debates and jokes the real problem is ignored. That being that a government with no real grasp on the technology or its implications, good or bad, is debating on a daily basis legislation to regulate that technology.

    I think, as most groups are doing these days, that free software advocates should be lobbying congress and that a grasp on technology should be an issue in any election campaign. The US senate is the big time, not some triple A farm team - lets treat it as such.

    --

    I was crazy back when being crazy really meant something. (Charles Manson)
  252. Totally misleading claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Milonic is free for personal or non-profit use.
    2. Milonic did not require licensing until recently. Unless you happened to return to the milonic site you would not be aware of this.
    3. Milonic's menu system has bee posted by the company all over the net touted as free example software.
    4. Milonic has no way of knowing that the governor did not actually license the software as it would most likely have been registered by another name, most likely the persons involved in coding the governor's site.

    Yes the Governor's strategy to destroy computers of music theifs demonstrates his stupidity, but Milonic shows how equally stupid they can be.

  253. Wrong by stuntpope · · Score: 1

    No, key word is non-profit, RTFL (read the fucking license). As, "Please feel free to use this code on your own website free of charge." and "The Free use of this menu is only available to Non-Profit, Educational & Personal web sites." A government web site is non-profit, not a commercial business.

  254. Mod Parent Up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is informative.
    People need to know that Sir Mixalot is doing okay.

  255. Off with his head! - Queen of Hearts by LifesABeach · · Score: 0

    but he is the most influential Utah politician in Washington right now

    I know the honorable senator means well, tries to be noble. And I know it sounds like flame bait. But consider two things:

    1. The honorable and intelligent senator spoke of an issue without understanding its most simple implications.

    2. A rancher, or farmer does not care about software pirating. But those that reap billions in re-inventing the wheel do.

  256. Re:Want change? Take it to the REAL authorities!!! by kindbud · · Score: 1

    CNN, MSNBC, FoxNews, ABC/Disney, and ALL of the others seem to be based on pure viceral knee-jerk reporting.

    "Welcome... to the real world."

    --
    Edith Keeler Must Die
  257. Just say sorry, Orrin by arrogance · · Score: 1

    As has been mentioned elsewhere on this thread: he was selling bad CDs on his site for 16 bucks. So yes it's commercial.

    However, if you have a look at his site now, he's taken all that crap off: maybe he or his staff understood that they were getting a ton of hits and he realized what a piece of sh#t his site looked like (and that crass commercialization isn't what his constituents were looking for).

    BTW his explanation as to why he made the comments,

    âoeI made my comments at yesterdayâ(TM)s hearing because I think that industry is not doing enough to help us find effective ways to stop people from using computers to steal copyrighted, personal or sensitive materials. I do not favor extreme remedies â" unless no moderate remedies can be found. I asked the interested industries to help us find those moderate remedies.â

    doesn't hold water. Does no one just say "Sorry I said something stupid" in government? So: since I can't find a moderate remedy for littering (people keep doing it even though I'm fining them) I should start killing them instead? Hmmmm.

  258. actualy no by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    according to this the authors of the software don't think Hatch would have to pay, if he had tried to license it legaly.

    --
    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
  259. YOU'RE AN IDIOT. HATCH IS TROLLING by JohnDenver · · Score: 1

    The U.S.'s lawmakers these days are just too blind-stupid about technology. And it doesn't appear to be changing. Oh yeah, and they're too easily bought by lobbyists.

    I'm afraid it's geek's like you who are blind-stupid about politics.

    Hatch is proposing a CRAZY proposal that will get a lot of PR. Most everybody will agree it's crazy, but half will want a moderate comprimise.

    What do you get when you comprimise between destroying computers to stop P2P and doing nothing to stop P2P?

    Hatch is setting up the stage for serious anti-P2P legislation, and if the majority of us keep reacting like you, WE'RE FUCKED!

    Politicians pretend to be stupid. Get a clue.

    Better yet. Read Machiavelli or Sun Tzu.

    --
    "Communism is like having one [local] phone company " - Lenny Bruce
  260. Re:That is certainly an intelligent argument indee by untaken_name · · Score: 1

    i like feeding trolls.
    every time you respond to a 'mensa babe' (read as high-school dropout fat guy) post, you are feeding a troll. I am proud to have 'mensa babe' on both my foes and freaks list. This is not for 'mensa babe', but for people that don't read comment histories before replying. I'm not saying you shouldn't respond, cause it can be fun, just know you're feeding a troll when you do.

  261. Also found the rose HERE by ricosalomar · · Score: 0
  262. He doesn't get a defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Remember, he doesn't want YOU to get a defense when you're accused by a media company of violating copyrights. They can just take action to hurt your computer or your connection, no matter the cost OR the proof. It's his site, he's responsible for it. Think RIAA care if you know you're comitting piracy? No.

  263. He's Got Some Problems...but.... by clifgriffin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think this post was deceptively titled.

    The first thing I thought when I read this is "Why would Senator Hatch be the pirate?". I wasn't aware that any Senators designed their own websites. The fact is, they don't. It is kind of ironic that Mr. Hatche's own website has a pirated script...in light of his recent proposals on piracy prevention. BUT I think that he is not a pirate, he is actually a victim of piracy in this occassion.

    He paid a company a lot of money to design his website, and like so many others...he got screwed. It is not uncommon for paid web designers to lift other people's designs, use pirated software, or even steal scripts entirely. It happens every day, the responsible party is the company that stole it, not the unknowing customer.

    The headline and the possible irony may have drawn a lot of posts, but outside of a chance for unhappy Utahans (I just coined a phrase :p) to rail against their senator (who, by the way, is generally held as a moral and respectable senator..on both sides of party lines), I don't see much good, if any, this has done.

    Sure, his philosophy on how to deal with computer piracy is extreme, and even scary. We can rest knowing that such legislation would never make it through the Senate, House, President...or hold up in Courts. It violates every constitutional right that protects individual property.

    Speaking of property though, maybe if we'd stop defending Kazaa and filesharing...and admit that 99% of its users pirate software and music, we wouldn't need this legislation. It is users (myself included) that keep it a float.

    Clif

  264. Well he IS trying to sell his songs by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

    He doesn't do the actual shopping cart on his site, but the very front page of http://www.hatchmusic.com/ says ORDER. Clicking it lets you pick some tunes and enter your CC to PURCHASE the songs. Everything on the site is aimed at getting you to listen to some samples and buy his work.

    If that's not commercial, I don't know what is.

  265. Re:It's the webmaster's fault, not the Sen. himsel by untaken_name · · Score: 1

    This only goes to show further how out-of-touch and un-informed Hatch really is about computers. He should be making no laws governing their usage until he can build his own fucking web site.

    You are so full of shit. Should senators not be able to make laws regarding auto safety until they can build their own fucking car? You're a moron. Sure, it would be *nice* if our elected representatives were experts on every single facet of technology/industry/art/education/everything else. It's just not very feasible. Besides, web sites aren't the only things computers can be used for. Shouldn't he have to learn how to code, too? And how to rush in de_dust? and how to make that really complex powerpoint presentation? Bah.

  266. Where do I get the new t-shirts... by bmf033069 · · Score: 1

    Front... /* i am the license for the menu */

    Back
    (duh)

    Or does the Senator own the copyright to that statement as well...

  267. No mention of destruction by cpopin · · Score: 1

    His site does not mention the
    destruction of personal computers.

    Did he remove it?

    --
    -=- Many seek good nights and lose good days.
  268. Islamic Extremist? by rjamestaylor · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sometimes images are shared by people with sympathetic views. Sometimes such things are mere coincidences. Does this co-use of the rose image seem like a coincidence or does it betray the good Senator's secret sympathy for Islamic extremism?

    [It's funny. Laugh.]

    --
    -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
  269. You confused the BSA with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe you've confused the Boy Scouts of America with the Catholic Church.

  270. The reason is simple... by Cephas+Aurelius · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The software that is 'pirated' is from a UK company. Sen. Hatch is not interesting in protecting the rights of anyone but the big American companies that pay his bills...

  271. The real problem by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Is that a senator's website should not require this crap for simple navigation in the first place!

    On a side note, with this becoming more and more common, is there any kind of plan for a tag in the future? Seems like the right thing to do.

    1. Re:The real problem by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1
      DOH!

      is there any kind of plan for a <menu> tag in the future?

  272. Irony #2, he's going to blame "free" software. by twitter · · Score: 1
    Number one is that he's caught pirating software.

    Number two is that he's going to blame his embarassment on "shareware" without ever looking into free software or what it's all about. The web developer will be fired for not using a comercial system you can buy in a box. He'll never underastand that the GPL is the most honest software deal going. Closed source software is easy to reverse engineer and such "piracy" hapens all the time. Less rigorous open source licenses can lead to missunderstandings like this one. The GPL forces prominent notification of your rights and carries no "pay me if you go comercial" restrictions.

    Yeah, the developer is going to be fired for having half a clue. That's what you get when you work for someone like Hatch.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  273. Cut and Paste? by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

    Do we have permission to Cut -n- Paste your letter?

  274. Re:That is certainly an intelligent argument indee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I think you should definitely calm down. Prozac might help you. It always works for me.

    Do us all a favor and up the dosage. Perhaps then these posts wouldn't put all that sand in your vagina.

  275. Radio by Kadagan+AU · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I emailed this link to the host of my favorite morning radio show last night before I went to bed, and when my alarm clock radio went off at 5:50 this morning, I heard him reading it on the air. Jim Quinn (host) had talked about Senator Hatch's plans before, and (like many of us) had found it very ironic that this man enploys pirates to do his web site.

    --
    This space for rent, inquire within.
  276. Interesting... by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 1

    Should I start waving a pistol at everybody who cuts me off, or torching the car of that guy down the street who plays his stereo too loud?

    Have you BEEN TO L.A.?

  277. Re:YOU'RE AN IDIOT. HATCH IS TROLLING by DataPath · · Score: 1

    Sun Tzu hasn't yet made it onto my "read today" list, but Machiavelli is one I recently finished. "The Prince" was only moderately concerned with the the rights of the people, whereas the main focus was on the stability of the state - the getting and keeping of power. Maybe Sun Tzu is a bit more relevant to your comments, but, as I said, I wouldn't know not having read it.

    Next point - politicians don't have to pretend to be stupid. Seriously - those who aren't professional politicians have business backgrounds. That gives them a lot of administrative sense, and really that makes them very qualified for the overall task. And you may be right, Hatch trying to start the bidding higher so he can get the price he wants. But laws already exist for companies to pursue and recover damages from "pirates". And really, they seem to work, insofar as the owners of the content are willing to look for violators.

    Currently they can take several thousand people to court, and after due process, if they are guilty, can get everything they have, and, as I understand it, a portion of their future earnings.

    Under the most extreme of the new proposals, they can destroy the computers of several thousand people without any legal review.

    I can't see that the law needs to be changed.

    --
    Inconceivable!
  278. the real reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that he's so pissed off by Kaaza ... no one is trading his songs. ;)

  279. It seems that the code segment is registered by Markos · · Score: 1
    From the article:
    "Milonic Solutions' JavaScript code used on Hatch's website costs $900 for a site-wide license. It is free for personal or nonprofit use, which the senator likely qualifies for."
    and from the page source...

    License Details:

    Type: Professional
    Number: 188909
    Dated: 20th June 2003
    1. Re:It seems that the code segment is registered by plugger · · Score: 1

      Someone bought a licence for it today. Seems likely that this senator or one of his staff corrected the problem as soon as they were notified.

  280. Unfortunately, this won't change his mind by geekee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So under Hatch's system, the computer destroyer sends him a warning. He then registers the software and puts up the link (he doesn't actually owe the company any money if he has non-profit status), thereby avoiding having his computer destroyed. He then thinks, "Great, the system works." Maybe if some bug in the sw didn't notice he was now in compliance and destroyed his computer anyway, hee'd think twice about his policy.

    --
    Vote for Pedro
    1. Re:Unfortunately, this won't change his mind by AlainSouthiere · · Score: 1

      What about the case he has pirated copies of 4 or 5 different pieces of software ? Is his system nuked at the 3rd overall violation or on the 3rd violation on the same software ?

  281. Stolen code by willutah · · Score: 1

    If this legislation were applied to stolen code, every computer on the internet would self-destruct. Talk about a WMD! We are kidding ourselves when we compare stolen art to stolen computer instructions. EVERYONE COPIES CODE.

  282. Any Volunteers? by st0ner1 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Who's going to call and inquire when we should nuke his computers for him.

  283. Dummy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I even paid $300 for my copy of Windows2k"

    Duh, list is $200.

    So not only are you a self-righteous idiot, you're a fucking moron, too.

  284. Re:Hatch has painted a very large bullseye on hims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    umm, adultery IS illegal in most jurisdictions.

    LYING about it is not as big a deal as the hypocrisy of the adulterers (Gingrich, Henrty Hyde, etc., ad infinitum) who went after the adulterer.
    It's still not very complicated:
    hypocrisy about one's own shortcomings is more disgusting than the shortcomings in others.
    E.g. Hatch calling for punishing pirates, Gingrich/ Hyde calling for adulterers to be punished, That Liar In Pres. Gore's Office calling others 'revisonists'

  285. Re:Attn Jensend - No, this is NOT an exception.... by elBart0 · · Score: 1

    Congress is made up of two houses: the House of Representatives, and the Senate.

    Both Senators and Representatives are Congressmen, however, Senators prefer to be known as Senators, rather than associating with the Rabble in the House of Representatives.

    --
    09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
  286. Re:Unless politics is unpaid, then it is commercia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is one of the top ten dumbest things I have seen on /. In fact, this is one of the dumbest things I can think of for a person to argue about.

    The senators website is there so he can communicate with his constituants. An elected official trying to talk with the people that elected him is not a "commercial use' anyway you try to look at it. Give it a rest.

  287. Here's mine. Re:Fire off a letter. by robslimo · · Score: 1

    Regarding the issue of your proposal to allow copyright holders to respond to violators with the destruction of their property.

    I suspect by now you've already received a fair amount of negative response to your comments. I wish to add my own.

    I consider the act of destroying a copyright violator's personal property by the copyright holder to be analogous with me having the right to go into my neighbor's home and smash his stereo equipment because he refuses to turn down/off his music while I am trying to sleep. Stillwater, Oklahoma has a law/ordinance against excessive noise in residential areas and I can call the police if my neighbor is violating that ordinance. If he continues to refuse to comply, he may be fined or worse. If I destroyed his personal property to prevent his violation, I would be liable for the damages, be fined and possibly jailed. This is as it should be.

    I have been a professional software developer for over 14 years. My livelihood is derived directly from licensing copyrighted software to other people. If they copy and use my software without paying, I lose; however, our constitution says that I may not destroy or otherwise deprive another of his property *without due process*!

    AND THIS IS AS IT SHOULD BE!

    I hope you realize just how thoughtless and anti-constitutional your suggestions were. Please apply your future energies to more practical and legal solutions.

    PS: In spite of (or perhaps because of) the RIAA's recent actions and the general S.O.P. of the recording industry with respect to treatment of their artists/content providers, expect a revolution in which musicians specifically and artists in general move to independent labels and means of content distribution. I believe this is happening already and will ultimately make the organizations which the RIAA represents nearly irrelevent in future copyright discussions. Do not treat their heavy-handed lobbying as a serious cause. They are scared because their business model is flawed in today's context, not merely because of flagrant copyright violation. Their business model cannot survive, but they desperately wish it to do so. If they can't change to meet the consumers' needs, they deserve to perish as a more appropriate model takes over.

  288. Erm, not by phorm · · Score: 1

    No, actually, we don't want to destroy the computers of spammers. Why? Because a lot of hosts that actually do the spamming are not owned by the spammer, they are simply hacked servers.

    Now, being able to press a monentary damage against a spammer, or charge them for hacking an open relay... that's a little better.

    1. Re:Erm, not by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Oh come on. You think the average slashbot would think that far?

  289. Re:It's the webmaster's fault, not the Sen. himsel by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
    According to Hatches plan, if someone else (friend, child, wife, or whoever) used my computer to download music, the computer would be destroyed. It wouldn't matter if it was my computer and I knew nothing about it.

    So in what way does common sense say that Hatch should be exempt if he didn't know it was happening? He wouldn't give you or me a chance to defend ourselves - he would blow up our computer.

    Fuck him. I'm tired of politicians thinking that the rules they create only apply to "the little people" and not them.

  290. Re:Attn Jensend - No, this is NOT an exception.... by Sanction · · Score: 1

    Oh genius boy, glass houses and all that. Congress covers both the Senate and House of Representatives, so congressman can be used to refer to a member of either body.

    --
    Well I'm the doctor and I say you're dead, so shut up and take it like a man!
  291. no.... by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    A Senator is likely to be quite offended if you call him a Congressman. Kind of like how "sleeping with" really means "having sex with"....Congressman == House of Represenatives.

  292. I dislike him for his record on nominees by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    When Clinton was president, if both senators from a nominees didn't support him, the nomination died in comittee. Now that we have a Republican president, the same standard doesn't apply for democratic senators.....

  293. Re:It's the webmaster's fault, not the Sen. himsel by inkswamp · · Score: 1
    Should senators not be able to make laws regarding auto safety until they can build their own fucking car?

    I didn't say he had to build his own computer. I said he needed to illustrate in some way that he had some understanding of computers before he start suggesting legislation concerning them (my comment about him building his own web site was a less direct way of getting that point across.) Is that an unreasonable position to you? To put it back into your own analogy, shouldn't a lawmaker have some sense about how cars work before they pass legislation concerning cars? That's a closer analogy to what I said originally. You're exaggerating to muddy the valid point I was making.

    Given that and the name-calling, I suspect you know that and don't care and are responding because the idea of criticizing Hatch's idiocy bothers you for some reason.

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    --Rick "If it isn't broken, take it apart and find out why."
  294. Prince William a pirate? by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1
  295. Re:It's the webmaster's fault, not the Sen. himsel by untaken_name · · Score: 1

    I didn't say he had to build his own computer. I said he needed to illustrate in some way that he had some understanding of computers before he start suggesting legislation concerning them (my comment about him building his own web site was a less direct way of getting that point across.) Is that an unreasonable position to you? To put it back into your own analogy, shouldn't a lawmaker have some sense about how cars work before they pass legislation concerning cars? That's a closer analogy to what I said originally. You're exaggerating to muddy the valid point I was making.

    Given that and the name-calling, I suspect you know that and don't care and are responding because the idea of criticizing Hatch's idiocy bothers you for some reason.


    Um. No. He doesn't have to be able to build a web page to have a 'general idea' of how computers work. Just as he wouldn't have to design the interior of a car to have a general idea of how *it* works. I was simply pointing out that no one can reasonably expect every senator to know everything about everything. However, he can still make an uninformed comment if he wants to. It doesn't make him a hypocryte, which is what *you* said. You made a fallacious argument and got busted, and now you claim I'm exxagerating to muddy your point. Bullshit. Your point was crap. I have no problem with people criticizing senator hatch. I have a problem with people making nonsensical arguments to do it. I'm sure he has a general idea of how computers work, as in enough to use one for very basic uses, just like most people use their cars for very basic uses. As I said before, it would be *nice* if senators knew a lot about every facet of american life, however it's not *reasonable* to expect it. That was my point. To sum up: 'building a web page' != general idea of how computers work. senators don't know *everything* about *everything*, and yet they still have to make laws somehow. No one is seriously suggesting that senator hatch's opinion would be written into law. That is all.

  296. Re:Want change? Take it to the REAL authorities!!! by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    Heh. I'm a little bit shocked to find that MSNBC has managed to outstrip Fox for most biased coverage.

    NPR pushes its own agenda of course (quite heavily), even if I agree with it more. BBC and CBC are both quite good, but they're out of country. For that matter, no one who needs to know about Hatch listens to NPR anyways.

    My point was to appeal to the dirt-digging muckraking WORST of the media. Get someone at (insert crappy media outlet here) to really make it a mission to take down the Senator, and then watch the sparks fly. NPR doesn't hold enough sway to do that.

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  297. Re:Hatch's site is his own responsibility by inkswamp · · Score: 1
    I'm sure he has a general idea of how computers work, as in enough to use one for very basic uses, just like most people use their cars for very basic uses.

    We elect these people to make laws that affect our lives with the implicit assumption that they will inform themselves enough to make sensible decisions in that regard. Having a "general idea of how computers work" doesn't cut it, especially if he throws out the moronic suggestion that a computer should be open to actual destruction if it's used for illegal purposes. Likewise, I wouldn't want a representative making laws about automobiles with just a "general idea" of how cars work. If a lawmaker is unwilling to educate himself in this regard, then he has no business being a lawmaker. The fact that Hatch makes silly suggestions about destroying computers and puts up a website with his name on it that contains illegally used software demonstrates to me that he has failed to educate himself about computers--regardless of who is directly responsible for the latter. These things betray his lack of knowledge in this area and, IMO, everything he utters in that regard should be taken no more seriously than a joke.

    To sum up: 'building a web page' != general idea of how computers work.

    But if he had some sense of how these things work, maybe he would have noticed this himself and questioned it. It's clear that he has not one whit of comprehension about the functioning of Web sites and involves himself no further than signing off on its design. He is a know-nothing in terms of computers. That's a statement I make from his actions and utterances. He could prove me wrong, but I'm not holding my breath.

    Good luck defending him however.

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    --Rick "If it isn't broken, take it apart and find out why."
  298. too narrow a definition by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    You have an unsupportably narrow definition of hypocrisy. We agree the pompous ass is unlikable. My reason for it is he has made a living denouncing what are generally agreed to be vices. He did not ever claim that he was denouncing only a few, specific behaviors. He has claimed a mantle of moral authority. Before this particular scandal broke, there were probably fewer than three people who condemned the set of things he condemned while excluding gambling from that set. Once the scandal broke, his allies in the conservative dominated media (and it is dominated by conservatives - compare the air time given conservative spokespeople to that given to moderates and leftists) then drew that distinction. But they wouldn't have before.

    If he had only one particular thing he railed against, only one axe to grind, then it wouldn't be hypocrisy. But he has set himself up as the arbiter of moral behavior, and has railed against all the sins he himself doesn't pursue. And he knows the ones he does pursue are sins. I am sure that he believes gambling is not a moral behavior. Besides, it is very common for a hypocrite to forgive and regard his/her own behavior - that's its essence! So Bennett is a hypocrite for denouncing vices while having them. In his position he cannot hector others' harmless vices while having any himself and be clear of hypocrisy. It's not that he has denounced a select few behaviors; he has championed a moral code in broad and general ways and failed to live up to it himself. His definition of vice comes down to "what other people do" and that is essential to the moral blindness of hypocrisy.

    "All the things you do are bad. What I do (which is indisputably comparable) is acceptable." I don't follow your statement drawing a distinction between a vice and immorality. A vice is a vice because it's immoral. He's a hypocrite for giving his behavior a pass while judging everyone elses on a vast range of topics. That's bullshit, and it's hypocrisy. I don't know if he has specifically denounced theft, but given his pose as the moral guardian of our (my!) behavior, he would be a hypocrite for embezzling from one of his organizations. There are other sins/moral failings he might have omitted from his specific list, but being guilty of any of them, while presenting himself as a moral authority, fairly brands him a hypocrite.

    I also disagree with the degree of alignment with a condemned behavior ones own behavior must have to qualify as hypocritical. Newt is certainly a scumbag and I hope the next time he says "family values" he chokes. But I don't think it has to be the exact same act (sex with an intern, as Newt did) to qualify as hypocrisy. Anything substantially similar would do. Getting a lap dance would suffice for one who condemned sexual immorality. A serious porn habit...hmmm. Dunno- there's probably enough distance from that.

    Our dispute is whether gambling itself makes him a hypocrite, and if I haven't convinced you, we can still agree the shithead is a hypocrite for specific behaviors he himself has denounced.

    I'm pretty sure he railed against dishonesty during the Clinton era. So his lies about this episode make him a hypocrite. He lied about his gambling habit, its extent and its costs.

    While drug czar, he used drugs. His were legal, but they were still mood altering, health damaging substances. Anyone who uses the phrase "drugs AND alcohol", rather than "Drugs, including alcohol" is a liar.

    Besides, don't you find it smacks of Clintonian hair-splitting to say, "I never said you shouldn't gamble." It sounds a lot like excluding blowjobs from the definition of sex.

    1. Re:too narrow a definition by Dictator+For+Life · · Score: 1
      You have an unsupportably narrow definition of hypocrisy.

      Okay - in what is regrettably an uncommonly rare occurrence on Slashdot, I'll grant that I have been mistaken. But even by a broader definition, I still don't think that Bennett warrants the label. The regular definition is that a hypocrite is someone who pretends to a virtue that he doesn't actually possess. In Bennett's case, he's a gambler - but the Roman Catholic Church - of which he is a member - doesn't condemn gambling (think: Knights of Columbus bingo).

      I'm not questioning or denying that the incident has really made Bennett look bad. It certainly has. But I don't think there's any legitimate way to say that he's a hypocrite. He hasn't to my knowledge pretended to be anything other than a practicing Catholic, and his gambling doesn't change that.

      I am sure that he believes gambling is not a moral behavior.

      Unless you've got some documentary evidence you'd care to share, this is totally unwarranted, when there *are* reports indicating he has never publicly condemned gambling.

      In his position he cannot hector others' harmless vices while having any himself and be clear of hypocrisy.

      Please identify a "harmless vice" he has criticized.

      A vice is a vice because it's immoral.

      No - at least, certainly not in Bennett's Catholic view of the world. Smoking is widely regarded as a vice, but only uptight Baptist fundies consider it to be a sin; Catholics certainly do not. A vice may be immoral, but if it is, in the Catholic view then it's a sin and not just a vice. Smoking is a vice in that it's a "bad habit"; gambling is a vice in that it's a "bad habit".

      I'll concede that I was much too strict in my use and understanding of "hypocrisy" - but even on a broader sense, I'm afraid I'm not convinced that Bennett's gambling lowers him to the level of the hypocrite.

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    2. Re:too narrow a definition by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

      Wow. Reasoned disagreement. We better move this discussion to another forum.

      I guess I view all vices as sins, and some are worse than others. If it's not wrong, I wouldn't regard it as a vice.

      I think pot smoking is no more harmful or sinful than consumption of the primary legal drugs. Bennett has urged savage penalties for using pot. Prison terms destroy families. On this he is either dangerously deluded about the relative dangers or a hypocrite. As a drug czar, I have to believe he had access to information and declined to incorporate it. I conclude pot use is one of those "other people's vices" and therefore ripe for condemnation, in his pov.

      I don't think a multi-million dollar gambling loss quite compares with church bingo, but I could certainly concede that cultural differences might apply. I don't know that Buddhists consider gambling different than other passtimes. I'm still sold, partly because of the schaedenfruede factor, but also because his response when the story broke suggest to me he had a guilty conscience. 2 minutes of web research suggests that the biblical case against gambling is about as weak as that against masturbation. So we caught him wanking.

      Plus, I guess if his behavior doesn't meet my moral code, I'm entitled to denounce him as intemperately as my vocabulary will allow.

      If he were a force for good in the world, I'd not be so delighted by this whole thing. But he's made a career of sorts (he makes a lot of money, but he's not really had a job) of pandering to the American urge to to condemn and punish somebody.

  299. Hypocrisy isn't the worst thing - by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    Being a judgemental, bigoted ass is worse, and he's guilty of that.

    Hypocrisy can be fairly admirable: holding ideals you can't quite live up to is not such a bad thing. Combine it with honesty and self-knowledge and you have a grown up. Leave it out and you have Bill Bennett.

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  301. Do we care ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it was funny. Let it go at that ...