GNAA today announced the official launch of Chufter, the web's first officially non-kosher
media sharing portal. After six months of rigorous prebeta testing/DDoSing by a
select committee of GNAA beta testers/packeteers, the worldwide public holiday
of September 11th has been chosen to publicly list Chufter on international
stock markets. Despite receiving little or no promotion since it's prebeta
debut 6 months ago, Chufter exceeded all market analyst's expectations and has
already become the de-facto non-kosher content provider.
CEOs Rucas and pagga explain how Chufter came about: "The initial idea for
Chufter came from our personal dissatisfaction with the strict 'kosher-only'
content policy of mainstream clip sharing sites such as JewTube", barks Rucas.
"Deletion of perfectly acceptable 'non-kosher' content by overzealous Hasidic
admins was becoming increasingly commonplace, thus alienating the millions of
proud, decent, antizionist gay niggers worldwide. Their rights to freedom of
expression were being suppressed by these ZOG-funded sites, but with Chufter we
feel we have given these gay niggers their voice back".
In a modern world where traditional, wholesome family content such as
maresex, scat, mutilation, death and jihadist propaganda are deemed non-kosher
under the Orthodox Hasidic laws that most media sharing sites operate, Chufter
comes as a breath of fresh air. "We are excited and proud to be the first to
break this Jewish monopoly on content. We hope to set a precedent which will be
followed by the other major players within the media industry", says an erect
pagga.
Of course, this level of innovation wouldn't be possible without the latest
bleeding edge technology. "Chufter is built on proven, scalable enterprise
solutions", explains pagga. "Our primary datacenter is located within the GNAA
Worldwide Headquarters in California, in contrast with most other media sharing
sites which are hosted in Israel. Each layer of the system was built from the
ground up with a focus on efficiency, stability and content delivery. As an
example of this, we chose MurderFS as the platform's foundation. Due to the the
sheer amount of data involved, there was no other serious contender out there".
Already in the works is a European mirror hosted Auschwitz, with a Tehran-based
middle-eastern node in the pipeline.
After a relatively quiet summer, leading market analysts predict sharp
increases in GNAA stock this fall. Since debuting on NIGDAQ this morning,
shares in Chufter have already risen by 911 cents at time of going to press
with no signs of slowing. In related news, industry insiders are hinting that
Barack Osama is currently in discussions with Gary Niger about GNAA handling
his 2008 presidential campaign. Watch this space.
About Chufter:
Chufter is a wholly owned subsidiary of GNAA;]
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Slashdot Mirror
September 11 2007
GNAA Unveils Chufter
Paghtar Agga (Mujahideen Press/GNAP), Jalalabad
GNAA today announced the official launch of Chufter, the web's first officially non-kosher media sharing portal. After six months of rigorous prebeta testing/DDoSing by a select committee of GNAA beta testers/packeteers, the worldwide public holiday of September 11th has been chosen to publicly list Chufter on international stock markets. Despite receiving little or no promotion since it's prebeta debut 6 months ago, Chufter exceeded all market analyst's expectations and has already become the de-facto non-kosher content provider.
CEOs Rucas and pagga explain how Chufter came about: "The initial idea for Chufter came from our personal dissatisfaction with the strict 'kosher-only' content policy of mainstream clip sharing sites such as JewTube", barks Rucas. "Deletion of perfectly acceptable 'non-kosher' content by overzealous Hasidic admins was becoming increasingly commonplace, thus alienating the millions of proud, decent, antizionist gay niggers worldwide. Their rights to freedom of expression were being suppressed by these ZOG-funded sites, but with Chufter we feel we have given these gay niggers their voice back".
In a modern world where traditional, wholesome family content such as maresex, scat, mutilation, death and jihadist propaganda are deemed non-kosher under the Orthodox Hasidic laws that most media sharing sites operate, Chufter comes as a breath of fresh air. "We are excited and proud to be the first to break this Jewish monopoly on content. We hope to set a precedent which will be followed by the other major players within the media industry", says an erect pagga.
Of course, this level of innovation wouldn't be possible without the latest bleeding edge technology. "Chufter is built on proven, scalable enterprise solutions", explains pagga. "Our primary datacenter is located within the GNAA Worldwide Headquarters in California, in contrast with most other media sharing sites which are hosted in Israel. Each layer of the system was built from the ground up with a focus on efficiency, stability and content delivery. As an example of this, we chose MurderFS as the platform's foundation. Due to the the sheer amount of data involved, there was no other serious contender out there". Already in the works is a European mirror hosted Auschwitz, with a Tehran-based middle-eastern node in the pipeline.
After a relatively quiet summer, leading market analysts predict sharp increases in GNAA stock this fall. Since debuting on NIGDAQ this morning, shares in Chufter have already risen by 911 cents at time of going to press with no signs of slowing. In related news, industry insiders are hinting that Barack Osama is currently in discussions with Gary Niger about GNAA handling his 2008 presidential campaign. Watch this space.
About Chufter:
Chufter is a wholly owned subsidiary of GNAA ;]
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
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