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  1. Re:it seems to me ... on Lycos Declares War on Spam Servers · · Score: 2, Funny

    That is, unless one of you out there owns a major backbone carrier (in which case, I'm single).

    I'm an invertebrate, you insensitive clod, but you can thank me for the girlfriend later.

    KFG

  2. Re:Piracy = Bad sales: always FUD? on UK Music Industry Sees Record Sales · · Score: 1

    . . .with VIDEO and usually contain something called talent

    Two words:

    Pauly Shore

    KFG

  3. Re:That's where we differ. on Envisioning the Desktop Fabricator · · Score: 1

    Well, how many people made of stone people are?

    Well, that didn't come out quite right, did it?

    It does give me ideas though. That's generally trouble. You'll have to excuse me for awhile, I have to go find a whole lot of tiny little stone people.

    KFG

  4. Re:That's where we differ. on Envisioning the Desktop Fabricator · · Score: 1

    Care to explain the strange gritty substance?

    Dude, you are definately new around here.

    Also, who's to say your fabricated goddess would be alive?

    Well, how many people made of stone people are?

    KFG

  5. Re:Bacterial, not viral on An Update on Patrick Volkerding · · Score: 1

    That's the longest haiku I've seen in a long time.

    That's because it's a haikai.

    KFG

  6. Re:The problem with doctors... on An Update on Patrick Volkerding · · Score: 1

    You have to do your own research, and pester the hell out of doctors to get them to actually try to diagnose you.

    "Why does it hurt when I pee?"--The Late, Great Frank Zappa

    KFG

  7. Re:he scares me on An Update on Patrick Volkerding · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hope he was cynical when he said this:

    Of course he was, but then so was B. P. Roberts when he had "I told you I was sick" inscribed on his crypt.

    Cynical humor is the best way to stay sane when you're dead.

    KFG

  8. Re:for real ? on ZAP Smart Car Approved for Sale in the US · · Score: 2, Informative

    . . .there's like an entire village pretending to be a car factory, or the other way around.

    Bugatti and Krupp took the same approach. It's really very nice.

    Ironically Krupp developed the concept out of a loathing for socialism, and then Bismark took it as a model for socialism, and Mussolini went on from there.

    Make of that what you will.

    KFG

  9. Re:Call that a Smart Car...? on ZAP Smart Car Approved for Sale in the US · · Score: 1

    Now that one I might just start saving my pennies for. Very sharp looking, not at all like a reject from Voltron.

    The first thing I've seen that looks like a viable replacement for my Alfa GTV2000 or Honda CRX.

    KFG

  10. Re:I love TV on TV Piracy is Next · · Score: 1

    What does an ISP's website have to do with internet ads on the rest of the web?

    Nothing, just as ads on NBC have nothing to with ads on cable only channels.

    KFG

  11. Re:I love TV on TV Piracy is Next · · Score: 1

    No, it is more complicated than that. Cable television can only derive advertising revenue from channels they control. They don't get a dime of the bazillion dollars that Pepsi spends on the Superbowl, for instance, just as they don't get a dime for the ads on my website, and back in the day when cable only showed network television it cost less than ten bucks. If I only wanted network over cable now it would only cost me fifteen bucks, because I'd only be paying for the cable, not the content (and I'll point out that the only reason my cable bill is $49 is because I do get some commercial free channels plus commercial free "radio" (if you don't count the advertising for the music itself).

    So they set up their own content channels to which they could direct my viewership and sell advertising on it, and have to produce content to get me to do that, and the content has to be payed for, so they sell advertising. . .

    On the flip side my cable internet provider, since it doesn't derive a dime from the advertising on my website, sets up it's own portal, sells advertising on it, and attempts to direct as much of my internet use through their portal as they can.

    The weighting of the numbers changings from one to the other, but the practice is the same.

    KFG

  12. Re:I love TV on TV Piracy is Next · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    On cable, it's the cable company that dictates the commercials

    This will be news to NBC.

    On the internet, the ISP does NOT dictate internet ads.

    This will be news to the maintainers of my ISPs website.

    Don't you ever get tired of post whoring all the time, KFG?

    Yes.

    KFG

  13. Re:I love TV on TV Piracy is Next · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If I have to pay 49$'s a month for cable why do I have to have commercials.

    For exactly the same reason that you have to pay $49 for a cable internet connection but websites still have ads on them.

    KFG

  14. Re:If you don't want people looking at your pantie on 7 Megapixel Camera Phone · · Score: 1

    If your goal is to hide your underwear from the world, you should wear clothing that doesn't have openings through which your underwear can be seen.

    I deal with that issue by the simple expedient of not wearing any (with the exception of when I'm on stage).

    I suppose anyone sneaking up from behind who has become confused by the skirt and the ponytail is in for a rude awakening though.

    KFG

  15. Re:Who came up with this headline? on Titanic Director to Make Battle Angel Movie · · Score: 1

    wow...people need to learn this thing called 'sarcasm'

    Thank you for noticing.

    KFG

  16. Re:Who came up with this headline? on Titanic Director to Make Battle Angel Movie · · Score: 1

    Titanic is 3 hours long...

    Time is relative.

    KFG

  17. Re:White sheet and flashlight? on Thanksgiving Bits · · Score: 1

    Go out in your yard tonight, hang up a white sheet, shine flashlight on sheet (if you don't have a flashlight a small fire will do. Do not burn sheet), see what happens.

    Now eat.

    (Note, results may vary due to local seasonal differences. This ought to work dandy in Florida right now, but not so hot in Maine)

    KFG

  18. Re:Who came up with this headline? on Titanic Director to Make Battle Angel Movie · · Score: 1

    Titanic and is the kind of movie you go see with your girl friend. . .

    Unless, of course, you actually like your girlfriend.

    About six hours into the damned thing we were both sitting there muttering, "Oh for God's sake, sink already!"

    Little did we suspect, at the time, that the ship finally going down was only the beginning of the torture.

    Need a date movie? Cough up a buck and go rent "Bringing Up Baby".

    KFG

  19. Re:Seems valid on Nmap Author Receives FBI Subpoenas · · Score: 1

    The original poster used "oversight" in a correct manner, and someone defended him.

    And then someone attempted to repudiate the defense .

    KFG

  20. Re:Reasonable on Nmap Author Receives FBI Subpoenas · · Score: 1

    Most people would have done though.

    If so I guess that's just another data point leading to the conclusion that I'll never really understand most people.

    KFG

  21. Re:Voices? on Best Tools for Machinima? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your not an actor are you? ;)

    No, but I play one on TV.

    KFG

  22. Re:Seems valid on Nmap Author Receives FBI Subpoenas · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps neglecting the fact that if a word has multiple meanings the existence of one meaning does not negate the proper use of another meaning is an oversight on your part?

    Your use of language might need some oversight.

    KFG

  23. Re:Voices? on Best Tools for Machinima? · · Score: 5, Funny

    is there even anything out there that can do voice simulation?

    People.

    KFG

  24. The missing piece on Best Tools for Machinima? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Would any single game engine help you create your own Citizen Kane?

    1. Find game engine
    2.Become Orson Welles
    3.Profit!

    KFG

  25. Re:Reasonable on Nmap Author Receives FBI Subpoenas · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm pretty sure that if a person downloaded nmap to a compromised host that person most likely visited the nmap website some time.

    Why?

    KFG