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An anonymous reader writes "Whatis.com has a holiday themed tech quiz, Thanksgiving: Do you speak Geek?. Bit stuffing, anyone?" And reader Punboy writes with some hope of building a better turkey: "Apparently the biotech guys are at it again, this time with our poultry! They're mapping the turkey genome in hopes of providing better breeding techniques, and remove the 'guesswork'." And while food is on your mind, here's a story about the challenges of feeding a hungry planet.

121 comments

  1. Gene technology? by Folmer · · Score: 1

    Sounds interesting.. But if we need to feed the poor we should shell out from our exess stock :(

    1. Re:Gene technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Scrooge clearly rejected that and advocated "decrease the surplus population". Hopefully you aren't rejecting his wise counsel.

    2. Re:Gene technology? by mordors9 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry but maybe I have missed something. Turkeys are prolific, we can already grow as many as we want to. The only limitation is what the market will bear. So how does making freaky genetically modified turkey change that.

    3. Re:Gene technology? by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      That's the thing. I don't know that we need to feed the poor. In everything there is a winner and a loser. It is unescapable. No matter how much money, food, etc we throw at poverty, there will always be someone who has less. As such, I think foreign aide from the countries that have to countries that have not is more than acceptable at its current level.

    4. Re:Gene technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question is never really a matter of giving everyone enough to be equal (for down that path lies socialism, which the rich people in America have deemed "Evil"). Instead, its people getting enough to survive.

    5. Re:Gene technology? by iyliki · · Score: 0

      Yes. There will always be some that have less than the ones that have more. But as the world looks today there are some who have awfully alot of everything and some who have almost nothing of the rest. It wouldn't hurt to even that out a bit, would it?

      And the worst is that the ones haveing alot often benefits from the ones haveing nothing. And the fact that they are poor helps them in a beneficial way.

      And just because someone has less, do they really have to be loosers? Do you desperately need loosers to feel you have more?

    6. Re:Gene technology? by mistersooreams · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most poor people don't mind having "less". Not everyone is greedy and jealous. A lot of people would be quite happy just to have enough for survival.

    7. Re:Gene technology? by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Economics is not zero sum.

      In every voluntary captilistic transaction, both parties are winners, the purchaser gets something he values more than the money he gave up, and the seller gets an amount of money he values more than the good he gave up to get it.

      Win-Win. Everything isn't zero sum.

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    8. Re:Gene technology? by rkuris · · Score: 1
      The best part about genetic turkeys:
      The idea is to identify specific genes that produce desirable traits such as salmonella resistance, strong leg muscles and, of course, big breasts.
      Did you catch that? I wonder if this research is applicable in humans too!
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    9. Re:Gene technology? by The+Snowman · · Score: 2, Funny

      The best part about genetic turkeys:

      The idea is to identify specific genes that produce desirable traits such as salmonella resistance, strong leg muscles and, of course, big breasts.

      Did you catch that? I wonder if this research is applicable in humans too!

      What's wrong, A-cup? Jealous?

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    10. Re:Gene technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how does making freaky genetically modified turkey change that.

      Turkey is already pretty freaky. The birds have been bred so big with enourmous breasts that the birds no longer fit to have intercourse. The birds have to be artificially inseminated.

    11. Re:Gene technology? by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      A genitically modified turkey might have a better taste, and not need nearly as much stuffing to fix its naturally bland dry flavor.

      It might taste like a goose ;)

    12. Re:Gene technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good. I don't want to eat any bird that's been fucked.

    13. Re:Gene technology? by Tongo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Socialism isn't "evil". It's just impractical with the human psyche. Most of us want to be "better" than the next guy. We want a better stereo, a better car, or a better house than the Joneses down the street. To get these things some are willing to work harder than others around us. When you introduce wealth redistribution, or socialism, it can, and usually does, take away the incentive to work hard. This stiffles production and innovation. And you will always get a few in power who will take a great deal more than the "equal" portion everyone else gets (Soviet Union, China, Cuba, N. Korea, by no means did/does the ruling party live like the populace). Socialism doesn't work because we are human, not because there are a few "evil" rich people. Ah well, an off topic rant for the holiday.

  2. I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Welcome our new genetically engineered turkey overlords!

    1. Re:I for one... by RipTides9x · · Score: 1

      Throw a little William S. Burroughs in there and we we can have the Turkey Overlords with Tryptophan producing nipples.

  3. The turkey has already been eaten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're over a month late -- Thanksgiving was observed on October 11, 2004.

    1. Re:The turkey has already been eaten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Thanksgiving was observed on October 11, 2004
      ... which fortunately coincides with the start of our hockey seas... oh, never mind, eh.
    2. Re:The turkey has already been eaten by Tihstae · · Score: 1
      Thanksgiving was observed on October 11, 2004 ... which fortunately coincides with the start of our hockey seas... oh, never mind, eh.

      Watch Basketbrawl. The NBA has attempted to emulate a hockey game in Detroit. Maybe with a little more work....
    3. Re:The turkey has already been eaten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, with the occasional exception, hockey players mainly fight one another. The Pistons-Pacers brawl was excellent entertainment, though, and the moral outrage of the US media may actually have been funnier.

      Thank the Lord for Bill Simmons.

  4. hopes and dreams for the future by bman08 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for one, hope that they go the tomato route when engineering the super turkeys. It's my dream to find giant perfectly formed turkeys that can last forever on the shelves and look amazing on the table but taste... aw who cares just look at it.

  5. Thanksgiving eh? by gowen · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is this thanksgiving of which you speak.

    Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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    1. Re:Thanksgiving eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanksgiving:

      A Holiday for which many Americans give thanks for their forefathers successfully reaching a new land free from persecution. Whereupon, they immediately began persecuting the native inhabitants, who having no new land to go to just lost theirs.

      (I believe they were Liberating Native America. No word on whether they knew about the oil in Alaska and Texas at that point or not though.)

    2. Re:Thanksgiving eh? by gowen · · Score: 1

      Well, there's a reason why Oil is called Black Gold. Ask the Dakota Sioux who signed a treaty guaranteeing them their ancestral lands in the Black Hills...

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  6. Interesting by StarWreck · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Although mapping the entire Turkey Genome is something new, they have been manipulating Turkey's genetically for years now. For Instance, the Turkey's that are "pardoned" by the President of the United States never survive for more than a couple of weeks because their genetic structure has been altered so heavily for the purpose of providing more Turkey Meat.

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    1. Re:Interesting by Rie+Beam · · Score: 1

      At least they don't have to be around during the Apocolyptic nightmare that is the next rainstorm...

    2. Re:Interesting by ajna · · Score: 1

      References? What exactly do you mean when you write "their genetic structure has been altered so heavily"?

    3. Re:Interesting by StarWreck · · Score: 1
      From MetroActive:

      Through additional genetic modification, the modern industrial white turkey has been "improved" to create larger, docile birds better suited to tight confinement.
      And:
      Because of genetic engineering, the use of growth hormones and steroids in turkeys isn't necessary. They get preternaturally big on their own.
      And from Adopt a Turkey:
      Today's turkeys have been genetically altered to grow twice as fast, and twice as large, as their ancestors.

      Tons more on google if you take a few minutes to look too.
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    4. Re:Interesting by ajna · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the reply, but all I could find on Google and in your links was a bunch of hand waving. I want to know what they actually do to remove the pigment, to cause increased rate of growth and egg-laying, to produce these unbalanced (breast-heavy) beasts, the things that lead to the reported short lifetimes. A search on PubMed turned up no relevant literature (even though there is much literature out there on GMO grains and the like). Anyone care to help me out with specifics?

    5. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They don't. They do genetic modication on Turkeys only in the sense they they do serious breeding programs for desirable traits. They don't do genetic modification in the common sense of the word, splicing in genes from other animals or plants to achieve a desired aim.

      Most likely, the grandparent post was making some kind of political point that genetics are modifiable through breeding without regulation, so splicing DNA to change genetics should also be unregulated.

    6. Re:Interesting by (trb001) · · Score: 1

      I don't think this is genetic mapping. Hormone therapy, sure, but they aren't changing the parts of them that make a turkey, ie, their DNA.

      --trb

  7. No thanks, I prefer dark meat by ak_hepcat · · Score: 5, Funny

    And what is up with this huge fascination with the 'all-white-meat' bird?

    Gag me with a spoon! Everybody knows that the dark meat is tastier. Who cares if it's got more fat in it -- fat is flavour, after all.

    Sheesh. If i -wanted- all-white-meat, I'd eat caucasian.

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    1. Re:No thanks, I prefer dark meat by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

      I like dark meat as much as the next guy, but sometimes its nice not needing to work hard just to chew your meat.

      Hence, the "all white meat bird," which isn't ALL white meat, is a popular choice for me at Thanksgiving. I still love my beef, though!

    2. Re:No thanks, I prefer dark meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sheesh. If i -wanted- all-white-meat, I'd eat caucasian.

      Not to step on your Funny and all, but it should be noted that caucasian doesn't necessarily mean "white-skinned". Indians are Caucasian too (that's Indian as in from the country of India.).

      It seems to be mostly in America that caucasian is used exclusively for "white". Though, in a country where they refuse to call non-black people born in Africa and then emigrating to the U.S. "African-Americans" I suppose this is to be expected.

    3. Re:No thanks, I prefer dark meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Who cares if it's got more fat in it -- fat is flavour, after all.

      Jesus sometimes I hate white people. You wonder why they are all fat and smelly? It's because they don't even know what fucking flavor is, and think adding a cup of Crisco to the mix will make it taste good.

    4. Re:No thanks, I prefer dark meat by kamapuaa · · Score: 1
      Though, in a country where they refuse to call non-black people born in Africa and then emigrating to the U.S. "African-Americans" I suppose this is to be expected.

      Perhaps because the "African" in "African-American" refers to ethnicity, not nation of birth? Isn't that completely obvious?

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    5. Re:No thanks, I prefer dark meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is obvious but it makes no sense when the "American" in "African-American" refers to nationality. Why not call black people "Americans" and be done with it? Does "American" on it's own only ever refer to white people? The very fact that "African-American" used at all suggests that it does.

    6. Re:No thanks, I prefer dark meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes

    7. Re:No thanks, I prefer dark meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you suggesting people shouldn't have words to describe ethnicity? Perhaps you profess that ethnicity is of so little significance that it's not worthy of having a word? I imagine you are a white person strongly opposed to racism, who by the way, just happens to live in an entirely white neighorhood. It's obvious you have no idea what you're talking about and speak out of weird ideals rather than common sense or experience.

  8. To Quote Albert Einstein by xXDarkNinjaXx · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet."
    Look into it.

    1. Re:To Quote Albert Einstein by RealProgrammer · · Score: 1

      Look where that got him - he's dead!

      I, on the other hand, am merely stuffed.

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    2. Re:To Quote Albert Einstein by kfg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That, and a damned sight fewer people. The idea that vegetarianism alone, in a geometrically expanding population (which speeds up with an increase in food supply) is the solution, with all due respects to the good doctor, is daft.

      We may need to go through a Soylent Green phase before we can adopt a vegetarian phase.

      I'll also note that the record seems to indicate that it was evolution from a vegetarian diet to an omnivorous one that allowed us to survive our first ice age (while we were still Australopithicine). It's pretty obvious really that the more things you can eat the more things you will find to eat. The invention of agriculture doesn't change this.

      If you live in most of world and are not vegetarian all you need to obtain food is a white sheet and a flashlight. Most hunger (outside of areas that are both arid and overpopulated) is due to fastidiousnous of diet, not a lack of foodstuffs.

      Of course this will change when we add a sufficient quantity of new people.

      (And please note that I have been a vegetarian for more than 30 years before you respond to me with something along the lines of "You meat eater, you.")

      KFG

    3. Re:To Quote Albert Einstein by xXDarkNinjaXx · · Score: 2, Informative

      While I definately agree that Vegetarianism alone would not solve world hunger, the numbers from 2002 are fairly overwhelming. That site is not the only reference, just a quick overview. Also, I most certainly agree that distribution and polotics are huge contributing factors.

    4. Re:To Quote Albert Einstein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm not sure I follow your logic. What I do know is that each step up the food chain there is less than on tenth of energy. To get one pound of meat you need to feed the cows more than ten times as much grain. Thus meat isn't a very efficient source of food. However, the advantage of animal products is that animals can eat food that humans can't.

    5. Re:To Quote Albert Einstein by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      Einstein wasnt a vegetarian, he just gave out pithy quotes after being famous. Its more than a bit hypocritical, but I believe he meant well.

      He's like this bigger than life figure people projec t their pet causes on. His famous "god does not play dice" quote was an expression of his refusal to believe the randomness of QM. In every office cubicle in the world its a "Even Einstein was really religious and he was a smart guy" sign.

    6. Re:To Quote Albert Einstein by kfg · · Score: 1

      While I definately agree that Vegetarianism alone would not solve world hunger, the numbers from 2002 are fairly overwhelming. That site is not the only reference, just a quick overview.

      Did I not warn you that you would be preaching to one of the prophets?

      Also, I most certainly agree that distribution and polotics are huge contributing factors.

      This was an issue that I did not address directly, but did so indirectly by pointing out that there was no particualar shortage of foodstuffs at the present time.

      KFG

    7. Re:To Quote Albert Einstein by kfg · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I follow your logic.

      That is because you are thinking in terms of the commercial production of commodity products, whereas I am thinking in terms of finding something to eat.

      Thus meat isn't a very efficient source of food.

      It isn't a question of whether it's efficient. It's a question of whether it's available. If it's there, you can eat it, and thus avoid starvation. Nor is this a minority way of going about things, it is the way 99.999999. . .9 percent of the living orginisms on the the planet go about "making their living," which fact contributes to the fact that our agriculture does not make us exempt from the rules of this system.

      However, the advantage of animal products is that animals can eat food that humans can't.

      And thus there are times and places where animals are the only local source of human food. That is why people in arid lands, without fail, develop some sort of hunting/herding culture.

      KFG

    8. Re:To Quote Albert Einstein by xXDarkNinjaXx · · Score: 2, Informative

      Einstein was a vegetarian near the end of his life (hehe, perhaps too little too late, no disrespect intended to the departed).
      And it's not from WHOM the quote came that makes it important, only that it is supported by a great many facts, and rings very true.

    9. Re:To Quote Albert Einstein by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      a white sheet and a flashlight

      I'm sure I'm missing the obvious, but I don't get it.

    10. Re:To Quote Albert Einstein by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      Ignore parent. I saw your reply to someone else.

  9. Na I am here, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I am one of the first 10 to post. Good work german ... :P

  10. At least they mention it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm glad that after wasting most of the article talking about how we need to find better ways of growing crops in order to feed all the hungry people out there, the BBC article does make an off-hand mention towards the end that there is enough food to feed everyone, it's just a matter of distribution due to politics.

    Puts the rest of the article in a totally different light. What would feed the most people soonest would be to topple a bunch of idiot dicators and stablize some chaotic countries, no bio-engineered crops required. Once those countries are stablized, they can grow their own food, reducing the problem even further.

    There's really no point in giving drough-resistant super crops to a dirt poor family in a war ravaged land, especially when they'll probably have to flee before the crops even sprout.

    It's so frustrating to see reporters still stuck on an old problem that's mostly irrelevant today. I fully expect them to wish that movies would have some way of determining, or rating them, so you'd know which ones were safe to take your kids to. If only there was a way to send mail to someone on the other side of the planet without having to wait months for it to arrive. If only someone other than Intel made CPUs. Imagine if there was an operating system, based on Unix but free to use however you wanted?

    1. Re:At least they mention it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What would feed the most people soonest would be to topple a bunch of idiot dicators and stablize some chaotic countries...

      Child Malnutrition Doubles in Iraq

      STOCKHOLM -- Malnutrition among Iraq's youngest children has nearly doubled since the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq, despite U.N. efforts to deliver food to the war-ravaged country, a Norwegian research group said Monday.

      Since the March 2003 invasion, malnutrition among children between the ages of 6 months and 5 years has grown from 4% to 7.7%...

    2. Re:At least they mention it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...despite U.N. efforts to deliver food...

      I think I've spotted your problem.

    3. Re:At least they mention it by J.+Random+Luser · · Score: 1
      I'm glad that after wasting most of the article talking about how we need to find better ways of growing crops in order to feed all the hungry people out there, the BBC article does make an off-hand mention towards the end that there is enough food to feed everyone, it's just a matter of distribution due to politics.
      The map on the BBC page showed 20 - 34% "undernourished" in the dust bowl countries of the Sahel. But note the dark brown color on the map, meaning >35% of population undernourished. This great swathe of countries thru equatorial Africa have admittedly somewhat tired soils, but a perfect climate for food growing, and immediately post-colonial, a well developed distribution system. Those countries could feed the entire continent. I know, I have lived there. So, ask yourself what went wrong...
    4. Re:At least they mention it by Dfasdf · · Score: 1

      Exactly... many of the countries mentioned in the article are in the best growing regions in the entire world.. it's mainly incompenant govenments that seem to be the problem.

      For example, look at Brazil, it's now one of the best places in the world for agricultural production. They basically have the perfect climate for growing food, hot and relativly humid. We are about to see a major change in the way the world produces food, the western agriculture industry is really in for a shock. We just can't compete against their yields. It's already started by the way.

      What really blows me away, there was a documentary on the CBC here a few months ago, basically a western (Canadian) reporter went to live in one of the malnourished villages in some African country. He pretty much ate nothing but grasses, cabage, roots and some food aid(grain) for 3 weeks. I couldn't believe it, from watching the show, the soil seemed to by aboundantly rich and moist, great for growing just about anything. Their climate appeared to be almost ideal. This leads me to believe that there is a strong education problem in that part of the world. Taking to some of my coligues from that part of the world, it seems highly apparant that they either just don't know how to grow their own food, or really don't want to.

    5. Re:At least they mention it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't want to ???. Yes, you are right, they actually prefer starving. In fact the national favourite sport in those countries is counting the number of visible ribs on their children, mothers are really disappointed when they cannot count more than ten.

      It is true that many of the governments in those countries are corrupt and that their systems don't work as well as they could. What to say about their educational levels.

      But it is not less true that developed countries (some of which spend billions of dollars/euros in armament) do not make too much to solve it. If we all with our five-digit-a-year salaries (what to say about the ones with higher ones) would be willing to give away some of our living standards, this might probably be able to change quite a lot. We are not talking here about _giving_ money but about fair trade. (Next time you will take a coffee in the morning, think about how much of what you paid for that coffee actually went to the person who produced it).

  11. Huh? by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

    We don't Celebrate Thanksgiving im European you insenstive clod!

    1. Re:Huh? by keybsnbits · · Score: 1

      Apparently you all don't speak English im Europe either. But maybe I'm just being an insenstive clod.

    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey I just forgot a comma ok! P.S. Im American with a big giant turkey cooking in the oven. P.S.S. Actually Im European(born there), but I consider myself American.

    3. Re:Huh? by mr_snarf · · Score: 1

      Yeah! Us rest-of-the-worlders need to be able to make fun of Americans' poor grammar and spelling! You are just ruining it TheKidWho!

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    4. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got the loosest bumhole of any Jew I ever saw.

    5. Re:Huh? by pnaro · · Score: 1

      I always figured you gave thanks for un-assing us colonists!

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    6. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We should start. Give thanks to how, when we wandered into the New Lands some 20,000 years ago, we were greeted by the native Neanderthals, and, uh, did whatever we did with them. Either drive them into extinction or get along with them; nobody knows for sure.

      We could celebrate by eating raw rutabagas and wild pig while grunting to each other.

      Hm. I can see why thanksgiving never really took root in Europe.

    7. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The neanderthals built rocketships and got the fuck out before the ice age rolled around. Everybody knows this.

    8. Re:Huh? by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      More like ignorant clod, seeing that the only people in Europe whose official language is english is, well, the english. And there's always debate about whether they're "european" anyway :-)

      Then you've got the french, germans, polish, swiss, italians... and a bunch of other countries north of the mediterranean that I loosely group as "European". Seeing that I live on a continent as far away as you can get on the other side of the world, that's good enough for me :-)

      But seriously - widen your worldview, just a little bit. Try to realise that not everyone has such an excellent grasp of the english language as you, and it may well be their second (or third) language.

      Or I dunno, maybe he's a brit with crap typing skills.... it *is* a little hard to tell.

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  12. Not the problem... by Mydron · · Score: 5, Insightful


    These kinds of scary FUD stories come up again and again, but the problem is not world production, it is a distribution problem. So while US farmers are payed to produce too much food and while thousands of tonnes of food go to rot in Canada, African's are left to starve.

    The real obstacle to the world's food issues have far more to do with economics, politics and popular will rather than the production capacity of the planet. Perhaps this won't be a big deal anyway, the UN forcasts that the earth's population will begin to decline in our lifetimes

    1. Re:Not the problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but the problem is not world production, it is a distribution problem." ...so far, industrial farming is destroying topsoil at 10 or sometimes 100s of times faster than nature creates it, this causes erosion and loss of soil fertility. This WILL result in food being a "production" problem long before the world population starts declining in 65 YEARS, after it will FIRST increase BY ABOUT HALF.

    2. Re:Not the problem... by big_groo · · Score: 1
      ...while thousands of tonnes of food go to rot in Canada

      Yeah, in *2001*. The ban was lifted 6 months later. Your first link was from 2002.

      What was that about FUD?

    3. Re:Not the problem... by Dfasdf · · Score: 1

      FALSE...

      topsoil is basically dirt with decomposed organic matter. All farming that i've seen greatly increases the amount of organic matter in the soil over a number of years, at least in north america most of the plant life grown on a field, probably 80%, is returned to the soil, basically stocks and leaves, the remainder is harvested. The organic matter levels in soil are a highly managed item for most farmers, controlled over long periods of time to maximize yeilds.. (what do you think happens to the exorbante amount of aminal and human organic waste we generate continuously.) Sustainable farming requires very carefull management of the soils. I know on our farm we routinely do soil tests to monitor nutrient levels, and adjust fertlizer levels acordingly.

      Many parts of Europe currently have severe problems with topsoil levels dramatically increasing because of too much organic matter.

      Be very very careful about facts you find, most of the time they are severly onesided, look at the whole picture and specifically talk to people who actually work and live off the industry in question.

  13. Geek Quiz by Wingie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is it just me or is it just some writer under a deadline attempting poorly to write something related to Thanksgiving? I mean, table? That's not something I'd associate Thanksgiving with. And "binary digits"? WTF?

    1. Re:Geek Quiz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And "binary digits"? WTF?

      Bend over. I'll show you what binary digits mean!

  14. Sequencing is only the beginning by jackelfish · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sequencing is only the first small step required in such lofty goals as improving a turkey's meat quality or introducing disease resistance. The actual tough part (which the article does not mention) is identifying the genes that code for the protein, or more likely proteins, that are involved in producing a desirable trait. If it were as simple as sequencing an animals genome, a task which an automated sequencer and computer can almost do by themselves, then we would already be well on the way to curing all of the genetic diseases that currently plague the human race. I can tell you that this is a goal we are far from accomplishing for humans, let alone turkeys. And remember this is the genetic sequence from only one or two turkeys and hardly represents the diversity of all turkeys on the face of the planet, an issue that also arises in discussion of the human genome project. The genetic sequencing of all these organisms we hear of in the media, while extremely useful for researchers (myself included), is not the holy grail for our understanding of how biology actually works.

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  15. genetic engineering and turkeys by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe someday we'll have real turkipedes.

  16. thanksgiving? in november? by mottie · · Score: 1

    Thanksgiving is celebrated on the second Monday in October.. this is a bit late isn't it?

    1. Re:thanksgiving? in november? by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

      I must be missing something. Someone care to fill me in on what this "Thanksgiving in October" is all about?

    2. Re:thanksgiving? in november? by Oopsz · · Score: 1

      from wikipedia

      Thanksgiving is a holiday celebrated in much of North America, generally observed as an expression of gratitude. The most common view of its origin is that it was to give thanks for the bounty of the autumn harvest. In the United States, the holiday is celebrated on the fourth Thursday in November. In Canada, where the harvest generally ends earlier in the year, the holiday is celebrated on the second Monday in October, which is observed as Columbus Day or protested as Indigenous Peoples Day in the United States.

    3. Re:thanksgiving? in november? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you bitches have to give thanks for? Icebergs and penguins?

      Fucking newfies.

  17. Meet your meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What we call "Turkeys" http://www.peta.org/feat/turk2004/ ain't got it real great. At least worth thinking about once a year?

    1. Re:Meet your meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck PETA! Fuck Vegetarians and Vegans too! If you want to eat like a fucking rodent, go ahead! Humans are _SUPPOSED_ to be carnivores, asshole, so leave us the fuck alone.

  18. Feeding the planet by jpm242 · · Score: 1

    There is enough food for everyone. The problem is not the size of the turkey.

    The problem is that as long as you subsidize farmers to make too many turkeys and then dump them on the international markets, third world farmers won't be able to compete with these prices.

    You'll just end up with a bunch of farmers making too much food, a good portion of it being wasted, and a good portion of earth's population not being able to compete with them.

    It's called protectionism and it's what's preventing the world from being fed properly.

    And replace the word turkey in what I said with wheat and corn.

    --
    --- Worst tagline ever.
    1. Re:Feeding the planet by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      This is true, we subsidize the heartland (or red states) so much that international competition for agribusiness from the US is futile. The hammer of the free market should fall on them as well, its fallen on me and my industry and my own small business.

      Globalization is out of the bag, except for farmers.

    2. Re:Feeding the planet by vivian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Thankyou for highighting the real cause of world hunger. I thought I was going to have to write a post myself. Well I will expand on what you said anyway.

      it has been shown time and time again that the cause of world hunger isnt the lack of production, but in fact the lack of distribution due to corruption, civil unrest and war, and high levels of subsidies in both the US and Europe that make it impossible for countries out side these areas to compete and hence develop their own agriculture.

      Being forced to open their markets to subsidied produce from Europe and the US via pressure from the world bank, local farmers are thus unable to sell their own cash crops at a fair price. This has happened with nut growers, coffee, corn and many others. You thought the war on terror is expensive? The US will spend $180 Billion over 10 years from 2002.

      Infact, GM products increase the likelyhood of starvation in the third world, because now the farmers are forced to buy expensive seed stocks and breeding animals from the owners of the GM patents (usually Monsanto) instead of being able to resow part of last year's crop, or if they try to continue in the traditional manner, they face competition in a heavily subsidies market. Farming only becomes ecconomically viable for "big agriculture".
      More here

    3. Re:Feeding the planet by Dfasdf · · Score: 1

      complete bullshit..

      high levels of subsidies in both the US and Europe that make it impossible for countries out side these areas to compete and hence develop their own agriculture.

      umm.. Brazil seems to be doing alright and are well on their way to blow away their western counterparts in any competetive market (subsidies or not). I personally don't support subsidies for farmers, but without them the industry will change dramatically, think we have big farms now, just you wait.

      because now the farmers are forced to buy expensive seed stocks and breeding animals from the owners of the GM patents (usually Monsanto) instead of being able to resow part of last year's crop

      again, no farmer is forced to use or purchase GM seeds, and has no requirement to not resow their harvested seeds unless they purchased the seeds in the first place. (they have to follow the license agreement that they agreed to when they purchased the seed, don't like the agreement, don't purchase the seed and use your old non GM stock) Common law is still unclear about crosspolination problems. The case brought up here often about the farmer in Saskatchewan (Manitoba?) mainly deals with the farmer knowingly segregating (keeping the part of the harvest he knew was contaiminated) the seeds and planting them the next year, a clear and delibarate attempt to defraud Monsanto. I have yet to see a case in court where the defendant unknowingly replanted GM crops and was sued by the GM patent holder.

      They main problem with food distribution in the world are corrupt governments that have no wish to correct the problems they face. Stable government will bring captial to the country, see above.

  19. as usual by hkht · · Score: 0

    At a rate of 25,000 people dying a day from starvation any new advance that will help feed people is well worth considering. but this would be after shooting those retard corrupt heads of states who while living in high style don't give a damn if their people starve or not.

  20. Maybe they can get rid of the tryptophan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Makes me sleeeeeppyyy...

    1. Re:Maybe they can get rid of the tryptophan by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1
  21. Does every country need it? by Dizzle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What about countries that simply can't provide food based on whatever reason? Isn't it stupid or even arrogant of people to assume that they can live everywhere, even places that food simply can't grow in sustainable amounts? To me, it seems somewhat absurd to expect people to bail you out when you can't provide the bare necessities yourself in any set of circumstances. Perhaps a move to another region would be the wiser move.

    --
    -Dizzle
    "I most likely AM so interested in myself."
    1. Re:Does every country need it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better tell that to the Taiwanese. I'm sure they'll see your reasoning and get the hell off of their island.

  22. Yes, that's brilliant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's too much food, and therefore people are starving.

    Look, farmers don't need to sell their food on the international market to not go hungry. THEY PRODUCE FOOD

    Surplus production is a very good thing. It means that people will be able to pick and choose what they want to eat in good years, and won't starve in bad years. Every once in a while (a century or a few), a Really Bad Year happens, you only get a fraction of your usual crop worldwide, and if you're only producing enough food in a normal year, much of your population starves. Waste is security.

    The truth is that widespread hunger doesn't happen these days in countries with a stable government and a relatively free market. You look at poor countries, and you're looking for some singular global cause of oppression, and really, there are just a lot of little local oppressors who actually cause the messes individual countries are in with their desperate violence and insecure brutality.

  23. The true logistical problems with ending hunger... by master_meio · · Score: 0

    I want to sniff some ASS-PANTIES!!!!!!11

  24. dumbshit by master_meio · · Score: 0

    To me, it seems somewhat absurd to expect people to bail you out when you can't provide the bare necessities yourself in any set of circumstances. Perhaps a move to another region would be the wiser move. "If they're poor, why don't they just get credit cards"

  25. Giant turkey breast tumour - just carve off hunks by jbridges · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Reminds me a delightful (and dark) book from 1952 called "The Space Merchants" by Frederik Pohl and C.M. Kornbluth. The main character ends up working at an offshore turkey breast factory where they grow a giant turkey breast tumour from cancerous turkey issue.

    They just carve off hunks as it grows.

    The texture is lacking the grain of real turkey breast, but lots of people seem to like ground turkey, or turkey loaf, or turkey hotdogs.

    There is a mention of it in the Wikipedia article on vat grown meat.

  26. Yes, they have R.U.P.!!! by c0p0n · · Score: 1

    Turkeys can kill anyone they want! Turkeys cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These cocks are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this turkey who was about being eaten at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the turkey killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a turkey totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

    --

    Your head a splode
  27. Re:Sadly, the banks went over the hill. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    No, it won't. It didn't any of the other times that idiots like you have cried wolf either. If we'd listened to you it was impossible to feed even one billion people, and the telephone was a luxury for the rich because of the huge number of people needed to staff it.

    "destroying topsoil at 10 or sometimes 100s of times faster than nature creates it"

    This statistic is meaningless on its own. It seems to have been calculated specifically to sound scary, while being totally useless. "Spacebats increased 40 times faster after Anonymous Cowards began writing meaningless nonsense on Slashdot".

    Example:

    Assume topsoil is created over period of 1 million years prior to outset of civilisation. Farmers begin somehow "destroying" it in a way which decreases topsoil by 1% of this starting quantity every thousand years. After 100 000 years all the topsoil would be exhausted if this process were allowed to continue. So we're destroying it 10 times faster than nature creates it. Just like the rant above...

    Except that this assumes our current civilisation and technology continues to exist exactly as-is for 100 000 years. So far it's been changing so quickly that our ancestor's lives are almost unrecognisable to us. So the premise is hopelessly flawed.

    If you have solid research to present, go present it to someone who cares and can make a proper case for you. If you just have more stories about the sky falling go tell Chicken Little instead of bothering us.

  28. you insensitive clod!!11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one, hope that they go the tomato route when engineering the super turkeys. It's my dream to find giant perfectly formed turkeys that can last forever on the shelves and look amazing on the table but taste... aw who cares just look at it.

    --
    you insensitive clod, my father was a super turkey that was killed by a gang of giant perfectly formed turkeys. And my mother was a tomato, killed by a super villain team consisting of a shelve and table.And being half tomato, we prefer the politicly correct term; love apples.
    now get your act together or ill bring the smack down on ya

  29. White sheet and flashlight? by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1
    ...all you need to obtain food is a white sheet and a flashlight.

    Please explain - I'm trying to reduce my grocery bills!

    --
    A post a day keeps productivity at bay.
    1. Re:White sheet and flashlight? by kfg · · Score: 1

      Go out in your yard tonight, hang up a white sheet, shine flashlight on sheet (if you don't have a flashlight a small fire will do. Do not burn sheet), see what happens.

      Now eat.

      (Note, results may vary due to local seasonal differences. This ought to work dandy in Florida right now, but not so hot in Maine)

      KFG

    2. Re:White sheet and flashlight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      KFG - what's that then? Kentucky Fried Grasshopper?

    3. Re:White sheet and flashlight? by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a good experiment, though I'd probably be waiting out there a long time here in MN at this time of year. In the spring it would be nice to see that there are other bugs flying around besides mosquitoes.

      --
      A post a day keeps productivity at bay.
  30. Re:To Quote Soylant Green? by also+aswell · · Score: 1
    Imagine the chemicl mix this new wonder food would provide.
    When you take a the predator that has been eating top predators all their lives and turn it into a food source the resulting toxic buildup woud only produce remarkable offspring.

    --
    "Where did this apple come from?"
    --Alan Turing
  31. Re:To Quote Soylant Green? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if we all started eating tigers, we'd gain psychic powers?

  32. Re:To Quote Soylant Green? by also+aswell · · Score: 1

    Interesting point? But the top predator is human beings. And Soylant Green is human beans.

    --
    "Where did this apple come from?"
    --Alan Turing
  33. Do you speak Ubergeek? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. In a spreadsheet or a database, this is a data structure used to organize information. (Hint: Its Thanksgiving namesake might feature a cornucopia centerpiece.)
    What is it?

    Their Answer: Table

    My Answer: A linked hash map with external buckets

  34. Wild turkeys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    The market? Good grief, try the country side! Wild turkeys have moved into central / northern Wisconsin and Minnesota and are moving around in flocks of 10-30 birds! This has happened in just the last 10 years or so. They are likely to become a nuisance fairly soon.

  35. Feeding a hungry planet? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All we have to do is care. There's enough food going to waste on this planet that no one need go hungry if we would only spend the money necessary to get the food to them.

    Of course, that would cost money, and god knows we can't spend money on anything unless it lets someone make more money. There's no money in housing the homeless, feeding the hungry, or any of that touchy-feely humanitarian hippie shit...

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  36. Invitation by Phragmen-Lindelof · · Score: 1

    Enclosed is your formal invitation to start celebrating Thanksgiving in Europe. Please recall that we in the U.S. have accepted European invitations to celebrate your holidays (e.g. October Fest, Christmas) and feel obligated to extend our holidays to you. The U.K. might be particularly interested in 4/7 since it reduced the King's areas of responsibility and allowed him to focus his goodwill on the Irish. In order to allow you to enjoy Thanksgiving, the U.S. offers to increase the supply of turkeys. We offer (Condoleezza) Rice, (Donald) Rumsfeld, etc. as our initial offering of turkeys.

  37. Bit stuffing? by Nehle · · Score: 1

    I find it a bit funny that they have confused bit stuffing with bit padding.

    For those who don't know, bit stuffing is when you add bits to a packet so you know there are no control codes by accident in the fields. For example, your standard HDLC packet begins and ends with 0111110, so to make sure this doesn't appear again before the end of the packet,a 0 is inserted after every five consecutive ones.

    Bit padding is when you add bits at the end of a field to make sure it becomes a standard size.

  38. Re:Giant turkey breast tumour - just carve off hun by kubalaa · · Score: 1

    was this thing called "Chicken Little"? Because I remember reading a short story with a giant hunk of meat called chicken little, and I've been trying for the life of me to recall the author/title.

    --

    "If you look 'round the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you." -- Quiz Show

  39. Great! by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

    I just can't wait until the day that turkeys are advertised by feature set.

    *85% water volume

    *grain-fed taste

    *128 MB RAM

    *rfid molecular chains (for your protection)

    *featherless

  40. Here's a quote from another genius: by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

    "If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat."

  41. There is no food problem by rfc1394 · · Score: 1
    There really is no problem feeding everyone on earth. Most people in industrialized countries have either resources of their own to buy food, can obtain some form of government assistance or private charity to obtain food adequate to sustain life. There are some people who are mentally ill or otherwise unable to do this who can be helped by private charities.

    Virtually every country in the world has enough crop land to grow enough food to feed itself and the ones that do not generally have sufficient wealth to afford to import food if it can't grow enough to feed itself.

    Poorer countries either have enough tax revenues based upon resources available to provide assistance to the poor, and international relief organizations can assist those in countries where there is extreme poverty so that there in no real reason for anyone to go hungry.

    Okay, that's the ideal situation. The real problem is not the capacity to feed anyone hungry, it's the mismanagement of resources, military and government interference in aid programs, corruption, waste and government political interference. Here are a few examples.

    • Marxist land-planning schemes which obviously will not work, the result being famine.
    • Draconian government controls on farming making it uneconomical to grow food.
    • Failure of governments to provide adequate infrastructure to allow farmers to send crops to market.
    • Refusal of governments to allow private organizations to develop infrastructure where the government cannot or will not.
    • Starve the populations in some areas through planned famines for political power.
    • "Punish" areas that are supportive of rebel groups by starving the public.
    • Denying aid organizations access to the hungry on the specious grounds that feeding starving people aids the cause rebel groups or those who oppose the particular government of that country
    • Allowing surplus food sold into government price support systems to go to waste instead of allowing it to be donated to international aid organizations because of fears if surplus food is donated it may end up back in the market and depress prices further
    • Rebel organizations and black marketers stealing relief supplies and selling them.
    • Government officials demanding bribes and kickbacks to allow donations of food to the hungry by international aid organizations.
    • Governments refusing to allow international aid organizations to make food available to the hungry because it would look bad.
    . These and other reasons are why many countries (mostly in Africa) have masses of starving people dying of hunger (approximately 27,000 people each day), not because of any resource shortages or inability to feed people.

    Back in the 1980s, the economist Dr. Thomas Sowell stated in his newspaper column that it is possible to place the entire world population - 6,000,000,000 people - at a density per square mile equal to or less than most American cities, in single-family homes, in an area the size of the state of Texas.* Given that to be the case, it becomes clear that the world has the capacity to feed itself given the small amount of land actually needed to house the entire population. It is mismanagement, politics and corruption that causes famine, not lack of resources or capacity.

    Paul Robinson

    * I personally have done the math myself and verified Dr. Sowell's conclusion to be correct. For those that wish to check, the size of Texas is about 250,000 square miles, there are 640 acres per square mile, and the population density of Manhattan is 148 persons per acre, for all of New York City it's 52, Chicago is 62, and Los Angeles is 51.

    --
    The lessons of history teach us - if they teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.
  42. Re:Bit stuffing? by Lthing · · Score: 1

    After consulting Google and all the other than Whatis dictionaries, it does appear that "bit padding" is frequently used to mean the addition of bits to make sure some transmission or storage unit is a standard or set size. And that "bit stuffing" is used more often to mean the insertion of control information in a bit sequence. So I've revised our definition of "bit stuffing" somewhat and added a new one for "bit padding." (I'm not convinced that padding is always at the end of a sequence.) Thanks for your comment and please let me know if you'd like to be listed as a "suggestor" on these two definitions. These will be live on the site tomorrow via our "New additions/changes" page if you can take the time to review them (or send me a note directly). Thanks again for contributing! Lowell Thing, Consulting Editor, Whatis.com