Yep, and with ScummVM or similar front-ends, you can play it in HD with a hq4x filter or similar... breathing new life into those lovely lemon-headed cannibals!
Can't recommend the old Lucas Arts classics enough. They're not multiplayer, but really you'll have a great time with your kid going through them, any of them really. Day Of The Tentacle, Monkey Island (the first 3, yes I actually liked the 3rd), Loom... hours of enjoyment guaranteed. I'd recommend Sam & Max too but my memory of them is way too vague to remember if it's appropriate for a child, ESRB rates the first one as "Teen". Probably best to judge by yourself on that one. Oldies but greaties.
This isn't a schoolyard, the 6 other kids know full well who Sony is. As for being prohibited by law to do business if they can't handle personal information, obviously the kids are more effective than the judicial system, in this particular case.
Who cares if they got the colors wrong? This is hilarious. I'd be curious to know, however, how much Microsoft paid this "WAV Collective"... random group springs into existence just to deface an Apple store with the Windows logo... Yep, that doesn't seem like a shill front, no siree! At least it's pissing off fanboys.
Nah, you just don't "get it". More evolved adults can have a healthy laugh at... Duke getting blown by the Olsen twins... or phallus shaped easter eggs... and... pissing, IN A VIDEO GAME! Edgy as fuck!
Surely, you must be a snob that can't take a joke! Apparently not liking Duke Nukem means you can't stand politically incorrect humor... I'm not sure what's "politically incorrect" about titties and crude humor in today's society, but it seems you either get it (ie. "get" the piss and cock jokes) or you don't.
I stopped watching at Mary and Kate Holsom... I'm sure I would find this all amusing if I was still a child, maybe a teenager. I didn't expect anything else from a Duke Nukem game, I guess I just forgot how worthless it is. The bottom of the barrel humor mixed with shitty gameplay makes this seem just like I imagined it would be: not worth the hype, the price and the development time. Release it already so it can finally be forgotten. Forever.
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Great writing, horrible controls/interface... still very original and unique style to it.
Which he obviously wasn't responding to, what with the whole "two hour flight" thing.
Yep, and with ScummVM or similar front-ends, you can play it in HD with a hq4x filter or similar... breathing new life into those lovely lemon-headed cannibals!
Give him some slack, he got distracted by a three-headed monkey.
Can't recommend the old Lucas Arts classics enough. They're not multiplayer, but really you'll have a great time with your kid going through them, any of them really. Day Of The Tentacle, Monkey Island (the first 3, yes I actually liked the 3rd), Loom... hours of enjoyment guaranteed. I'd recommend Sam & Max too but my memory of them is way too vague to remember if it's appropriate for a child, ESRB rates the first one as "Teen". Probably best to judge by yourself on that one. Oldies but greaties.
That's a strong deterrent to doing business with Sony. Ah who am I kidding, it won't change anything.
This isn't a schoolyard, the 6 other kids know full well who Sony is. As for being prohibited by law to do business if they can't handle personal information, obviously the kids are more effective than the judicial system, in this particular case.
I love how none of these first post fuckers ever manage to actually be first.
Anon does not equal 4chan.
Allegedly not involved: http://pastebin.com/yut4P6qN Not sure if this is legit.
I beg to disagree. Rape jokes concerning Sony ARE funny.
Who the hell modded this up? Are 5-6 lines summaries really that long to read?
They could've at least tried to find a better excuse than that.
Bush and Obama are simply two heads on the same hydra, get ove it.
Stop asking questions and just feel safer! Isn't freedom great?
You forgot to log in, bonch.
Who cares if they got the colors wrong? This is hilarious. I'd be curious to know, however, how much Microsoft paid this "WAV Collective"... random group springs into existence just to deface an Apple store with the Windows logo... Yep, that doesn't seem like a shill front, no siree! At least it's pissing off fanboys.
It's all over the place, really. Just have to find one that's legit (good luck I guess).
You could've at least added a dick joke or something...
Whatever, I just hope you get sent to a grammar labor camp.
Seriously though, I'm not familiar with Gearbox but if all their games are of this quality...
Nah, you just don't "get it". More evolved adults can have a healthy laugh at... Duke getting blown by the Olsen twins... or phallus shaped easter eggs... and... pissing, IN A VIDEO GAME! Edgy as fuck!
Surely, you must be a snob that can't take a joke! Apparently not liking Duke Nukem means you can't stand politically incorrect humor... I'm not sure what's "politically incorrect" about titties and crude humor in today's society, but it seems you either get it (ie. "get" the piss and cock jokes) or you don't.
You're right, I'm a pretentious, stuck-up intellectual for not finding any enjoyment in Duke fucking Nukem.
I stopped watching at Mary and Kate Holsom... I'm sure I would find this all amusing if I was still a child, maybe a teenager. I didn't expect anything else from a Duke Nukem game, I guess I just forgot how worthless it is. The bottom of the barrel humor mixed with shitty gameplay makes this seem just like I imagined it would be: not worth the hype, the price and the development time. Release it already so it can finally be forgotten. Forever.