I herby declare patent rights on my mom. Anyone wanting to have such a relationship with a female will owe me 0.05 cents per pound of mom used per year. Anyone using a non-mom type female for mom like activity* will owe me 0.00001 cents per pound per transaction. Any current auctions of moms or mom like activity* on ebay must cease and desist or face legal proceedings.
*tasks in line with getting a plate of cookies and milk
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I herby declare patent rights on my mom. Anyone wanting to have such a relationship with a female will owe me 0.05 cents per pound of mom used per year. Anyone using a non-mom type female for mom like activity* will owe me 0.00001 cents per pound per transaction. Any current auctions of moms or mom like activity* on ebay must cease and desist or face legal proceedings. *tasks in line with getting a plate of cookies and milk
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