User: cyborg_monkey

Re:Sensitive information?

On: Anonymous Slovenia Claims To Have Hacked the FBI and Posted Emails To Pastebin

Oh shut the fuck up.

Re:Throw money at it!

On: Hacker Says He Could Access 70,000 Healthcare.Gov Records In 4 Minutes

Plus he's a negro! I bet you really hate that part.

Re:Uh?

On: Short Notice: LogMeIn To Discontinue Free Access

Teamviewer is not the same as logmein. You're a complete fuckwit.

Re:2 wrongs...

On: 200 Dolphins Await Slaughter In Japan's Taiji Cove

I think you're a black troll.

Re:Hollow Wheels

On: Mystery Rock 'Appears' In Front of Mars Rover

Yeah, it fell out in front of it.

Re:such a difficult story.

On: Phil Zimmerman Launching Secure "Blackphone"

that joke was already used a half hour ago. get a clue you moron.

Re:subsidy misnomer

On: Khosla, Romm Fire Back At '60 Minutes' Cleantech Exposé

You've no idea of which you speak. Please close your hole.

Re:This data helps Repo guys steal the car back

On: Ford Exec: 'We Know Everyone Who Breaks the Law' Thanks To Our GPS In Your Car

Sure you did.

Indeed...

On: Cygnus ISS Launch Delayed Due To Sun's Coronal Mass Ejection

The x-ray is her siren song
My ship cannot resist her long
Nearer to my deadly goal
Until the Black Hole ---
Gains control...

Re:Belkin, eh?

On: Linksys Resurrects WRT54G In a New Router

Holy crap....

Re:Sounds like it worked

On: Google Cuts Android Privacy Feature, Says Release Was Unintentional

This is most certainly not "informative" and you most certainly are an idiot.

Re:Anybody who doesn't know ...

On: Google Doodle Remembers Computing Pioneer Grace Hopper

Easy there, neckbeard. Don't want to get your cheeto-encrusted heart moving too fast.

Re:Anybody who doesn't know ...

On: Google Doodle Remembers Computing Pioneer Grace Hopper

You're a fuckwit.

Re:Young massive and hot.

On: Three New Exoplanets Seen In Direct Photographs

you're a moron.

Re:What's wrong with this picture?

On: Swarm Mobile's Offer: Free Wi-Fi In Exchange For Some Privacy

and you don't have a data cap?

Re:Oooh

On: MAVEN Ready To Launch Today

worst first post ever.

Re:reclaim their original battery?

On: Tesla To Build Its Own Battery-Swap Stations

Why don't you learn how to english.

Re:Optical media sucks...

On: New Technique For Optical Storage Claims 1 Petabyte On a Single DVD

yeah, it's not you. It's not the reader. It's the media.

What a morooon.

Re:iRobU

On: Cisco and iRobot Create Sheldonbot-Like Telepresence System

Oh the irony. Now back into the basement, you have some glue to sniff.

Re:First they came

On: USA Calling For the Extradition of Snowden

How predictable. What's next, a link to a xkcd "comic"? You pea-brain.

Re:iRobU

On: Cisco and iRobot Create Sheldonbot-Like Telepresence System

I guess you're a fan of that crap-pile show too. Here's a tip for you: stfu you miserable, dripping cunt.

Re:lawsuit by proxy?

On: The Amish Are Getting Fracked

and diesel powered tools...

http://blog.makezine.com/2013/02/22/power-tools-retrofitted-for-the-amish/

Re:It's Thursday, must be Bitcoin time!

On: Fake Mt. Gox Pages Aim To Infect Bitcoin Users

Shut it you moron.

Re:Pot. Kettle. Black.

On: iPhone 4, iPad 2 Get US Import Ban

You're a moron.

Re:Nothing new...

On: Marriages Spawned From Online Dating As Satisfying As From Traditional Dating

wtf does that even mean?