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200 Dolphins Await Slaughter In Japan's Taiji Cove

Hugh Pickens DOT Com writes "CNN reports that more than 200 bottlenose dolphins remain penned in a cove by Japanese fishermen, many of them stressed and bloodied from their attempts to escape before fishermen start to slaughter them for meat. Until now, the fishermen have focused on selecting dolphins to be sold into captivity at marine parks and aquariums in Japan and overseas as twenty-five dolphins, including a rare albino calf, were taken on Saturday 'to a lifetime of imprisonment,' and another 12 on Sunday. 'Many of the 200+ Bottlenose dolphins who are in still the cove are visibly bloody & injured from their attempts to escape the killers,' one update says. Although the hunting of dolphins is widely condemned in the west, Japanese defend the practice as a local custom — and say it is no different to the slaughter of other animals for meat. The Wakayama Prefecture, where Taiji is located condemns the criticism as biased and unfair to the fishermen. 'Taiji dolphin fishermen are just conducting a legal fishing activity in their traditional way in full accordance with regulations and rules under the supervision of both the national and the prefectural governments. Therefore, we believe there are no reasons to criticize the Taiji dolphin fishery.' Meanwhile the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society describes how about 40 to 60 local fishermen work with nets to divide up the pod, whose initial numbers were estimated by the group at more than 250. 'They tighten up the nets to bring each sub-group together then the skiffs push them toward the tarps. Under the tarps in the shallows is where the trainers work with the killers to select the "prettiest" dolphins which will sell and make the best pay day for the hunters,' the group says. The fishermen will 'kill the "undesirable" dolphins (those with nicks and scars) under the tarps to hide from our cameras when that time comes.'"

628 comments

  1. That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dolphins are intelligent, they'll figure a way out of this.

    1. Re:That doesn't seem right. by NMBob · · Score: 1

      You would think, by now, they would already know to stay away, or go pick up some mines from the Navy and sink a few fishing boats. Maybe it's that 'no opposable thumb/no written history' thing to pass the info along to the next generation.

    2. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't condone this behaviour, but the logic behind killing the dolphins compared to killing other animals is sound. Personally, I am against the killing of any animal, but it certainly is hypocrisy if the people complaining participate or contribute in any way to the slaughter of any other animals. Creating arbitrary lines is ridiculous. You either support animal murder or you oppose it.

    3. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is that Dolphins are also intelligent or that the Jews are not intelligent?

    4. Re:That doesn't seem right. by twocows · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Uh, creating lines based on a standard of intelligence is not arbitrary at all. And nobody "supports" animal "murder" (you may want to look up the definition of that word). They tolerate it as a means toward living a convenient life. I tolerate this practice as well, but I do not tolerate killing dolphins because there is significant research to suggest that they either possess an intelligence similar to ours or are approaching it. That is something that, to my knowledge, does not exist with any other species.

    5. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      He's saying that you're not intelligent.

    6. Re:That doesn't seem right. by BasilBrush · · Score: 2

      They may not have written history, but they certainly pass skills on from generation to generation.

      They could hunt people if they wanted. But other than the occasional long imprisoned orca that goes mad and drowns a captor, they much prefer to make friends.

    7. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creating lines based on intelligence is the epitome of arbitrary. Anyone who supports the killing of animals supports muder. If someone were to kill you for food, even if they were genuinely starving, you can bet that person would be considered a murderer, despite the fact that you are an animal like any other.

      You are a hypocrite, just admit it.

    8. Re:That doesn't seem right. by BasilBrush · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's tempting to think that. But the top 3 animals for intelligence after man are the dolphin, the chimp and the pig, with the exact order open to debate. Yet people are quite happy to kill and eat pigs.

      Cats and dogs are much lower on the intelligence scale, but most cultures find it unacceptable to kill them for sport or food.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm completely against killing dolphins too.

      But the list of what animals we will kill for what purposes is somewhat arbitrary.

    9. Re:That doesn't seem right. by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      I am not an animal like any other. I can record my objections for posterity.

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    10. Re:That doesn't seem right. by JonWan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bender: Who wants dolphin?
      Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent.
      Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
      Fry: OK.
      Leela: Oh, OK.
      Amy: That's different.
      Farnsworth: Good, good.
      Leela: Pass the blowhole.
      Amy: Can I have a fluke?
      Hermes: Hey, quit hogging the bottle-nose.
      Farnsworth: Toss me the speech centre of the brain!

    11. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair (and this is one of the times it's good to post as AC) a lot more got out of Auschwitz alive (30,000) than this pen.

    12. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which nobody will remember or care about in the course of time. It is just pure arrogance to hold yourself as more worthy of life compared to other animals.

    13. Re:That doesn't seem right. by BobMcD · · Score: 2

      If someone were to kill you for food, even if they were genuinely starving, you can bet that person would be considered a murderer, despite the fact that you are an animal like any other.

      That's probably not true. Recent examples are scarce, but historical examples show us that those people would be thought of as having gone crazy. There's no mens rea for murder in your example. In most if not all true 'kill or be killed' situations, juries acquit.

      Otherwise, your standard is too low to be useful. You're killing millions of living right this very second just through metabolic practices. Is not 'kingdom' just as 'arbitrary' as 'intelligent'? Your world view would allow for the murder of innocent treants, would it not?

    14. Re:That doesn't seem right. by BStroms · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, I've seen research that indicates the extreme intelligence attributed to dolphins is largely myth based on brain size. And most of the larger dolphin brain is simply focuses on their echolocation. The speed of sound is much greater underwater, and processing all that information requires much more brain devoted to it than our own sense of hearing.

      In most intelligence tests dealing with items such as problem solving and the like, dolphins are not only far below humans, but below many animals people wouldn't think of, such as several species of birds, and I believe ferrets. But my memory as to the exact rankings is a little fuzzy.

    15. Re:That doesn't seem right. by twocows · · Score: 2

      Why's that? I don't find "life" something with intrinsic value. "Life" is not its own end. Intelligence, emotion, ambition; these are some of the things that make our lives valuable (at least in my eyes). These are the things I see as worth protecting. Others may disagree, but that doesn't really matter because I'm talking about what I find ethically tolerable. So if I see those sorts of traits in an animal species, then I believe that species is worth protecting, even if allowing its members to be killed would make my life more convenient. Conversely, if I don't see those traits, then I think human (or intelligent life, I should say) convenience trumps and I consider it to be a tolerable practice.

      And "creating lines based on intelligence is the epitome of arbitrary" is simply false. At worst, the cutoff point is a bit arbitrary. We haven't figured out exactly where something stops being non-intelligent and starts being intelligent, if there is a line. That doesn't mean there aren't things that are objectively non-intelligent (bacteria, rocks, politicians) and things that are objectively intelligent (most humans).

      And call it "murder" or whatever weasel word you want; I "murder" hundreds of billions of bacteria each time I fart. That doesn't make it meaningful.

    16. Re:That doesn't seem right. by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But the top 3 animals for intelligence after man are the dolphin, the chimp and the pig, with the exact order open to debate.

      Not to say dolphins and pigs aren't intelligent, but I think there's a couple of other apes (e.g. bonobos) in there too...

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    17. Re:That doesn't seem right. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I am not an animal like any other. I can record my objections for posterity.

      And an elephant can take and eat buns with it's nose. Picking something that you can uniquely do doesn't make you fundamentally different from other animals. Many have unique skills.

      Think only intellectual skills count? Chimps can outperform you on a number of intelligence skills.

    18. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, my mom says that I am very smart. Ah well, back to upstairs, the food bell is dinging.

    19. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would think, by now, they would already know to stay away, or go pick up some mines from the Navy and sink a few fishing boats. Maybe it's that 'no opposable thumb/no written history' thing to pass the info along to the next generation.

      When it comes to dolphins "teaching", a communications signal of "stay away" would seem pretty straightfoward, especially coming from one of the most intelligent mammals on the planet.

      That said, we humans didn't exactly give our fellow humans much choice at Auschwitz, regardless of opposable thumbs or survival instincts, much like dolphins corralled for slaughter or sale.

    20. Re:That doesn't seem right. by twocows · · Score: 1

      That's probably true. I think we should base what is acceptable on a standard and right now it seems as though there is no such widely accepted standard other than "humans are off-limits." And even that's not universal.

    21. Re:That doesn't seem right. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To be more accurate, there were multiple Auschwitzes, and I was talking about the one where, when it was in full operation, no arbitrarily high amount of intelligence would have saved you beyond some point. In matters of survival, there simply are unsolvable situations. The OP saying that "dolphins are smart" was being facetious.

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    22. Re:That doesn't seem right. by twocows · · Score: 1

      I hadn't heard of that. It's hard to take a real stance on something when there's conflicting research out there. I'd say the best course of action is to err on the side of caution, but if it turns out we were wrong and dolphins really are just dumb animals, we would have done a lot of harm to a lot of people whose livelihood is based on this. More research maybe? I don't really see that happening, but it might be the best way to go, to have a real effort to understand which animals (if any) should be protected on those grounds.

    23. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You either support animal murder or you oppose it.

      And obvious you, like everyone else here are in the category of supporting animal murder. If you wanted to never kill another animal again, you would need to commit suicide. Even if you were on some raw fruit only dropped from a tree diet, there would be microscopic insects that die as a result of your diet, hygiene and other life style choices. By using a computer to post on places like Slashdot, you are using resources that will contribute deaths of some amount of animals.

      At some point you draw a line of some sort by deciding to keep living. You could draw a line by not eating meat, but someone else could come along and complain that eating wheat kills animals in the harvest process, or that remind you of how much gets killed in sugar field burns in the process of harvesting sugar. Maybe you remove those foods from your diet, but at some point, you draw a line out of convenience, that there is some acceptable amount of death.

      Minimizing such death is a good thing, and a few obvious things can be done to make a big shift in how much damage is done for your lifestyle. But claiming it is all or nothing is just naive.

    24. Re:That doesn't seem right. by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      Is there anything more arbitrary than the line drawn between "human" and "animal"?

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    25. Re:That doesn't seem right. by foradoxium · · Score: 1

      I was thinking along the same lines. I enjoy fishing and come from a family that hunted for meat (bird, deer, elk, etc.) so I think it would be wrong to say hunting them should be outlawed.

      However, the description of what they're doing seems to add unnecessary extended suffering and stress to the animals, which I think isn't "right."

    26. Re:That doesn't seem right. by akinliat · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've seen research that indicates the extreme intelligence attributed to dolphins is largely myth based on brain size. And most of the larger dolphin brain is simply focuses on their echolocation. The speed of sound is much greater underwater, and processing all that information requires much more brain devoted to it than our own sense of hearing.

      Of course, much of the human brain is used for visual processing. What dolphins do with sound, we do with light. Well, except for the part where we would send beams of light shooting out of our eyes to illuminate our surroundings.

    27. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair a large number of the people who escaped did so because someone allowed them to.

    28. Re:That doesn't seem right. by LifesABeach · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Of all speices of animals on the planet, Dolphins are the only non domesticated animal that has been documented to go out of its way to help a human.

    29. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compelling argument.

    30. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yup, better kill those fuckers

    31. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dolphins are intelligent, they'll figure a way out of this.

      A fat lot of good did that to the Jews in Auschwitz.

      Was thinking the exact same thing (and posted as such). Weird how that happens with brain waves across the intertubes sometimes.

    32. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as we don't find out cows and chickens are intelligent, I am OK... Beef; it's what's for dinner! Everything else tastes like chicken anyway.

    33. Re:That doesn't seem right. by brunes69 · · Score: 1

      There are lots of cultures that kill dogs for food, and I am assuming cats as well.

      You try to not view the whole world through a western lens.

    34. Re:That doesn't seem right. by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 2

      Murder is when an animal kills another animal in its own pack\herd\group. Killing food has never been considered murder in most cultures. Killing foods is a positive outcome for most packs of animals. Killing members of the pack can have a negitive outcome for the group. The ethics are based on the impact on the group.

    35. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      I have not heard this. What kind of intelligence skills do chimps possess? (I don't doubt that some exist, but I'm curious.)

    36. Re:That doesn't seem right. by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      Except for that one guy from Ghostbusters II...

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    37. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Stickerboy · · Score: 1

      Is there anything more arbitrary than the line drawn between "human" and "animal"?

      Is there anything more arbitrary than the line drawn between "animal" and "plant"?

      See, I can do this too!

      Drawing a line between humans and everything else is easy. Are you a member of homo sapiens, or not?

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    38. Re:That doesn't seem right. by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

      Dolphins are intelligent, they'll figure a way out of this.

      The day will come when they say, "So long and thanks for all the fish!"

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    39. Re:That doesn't seem right. by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Dolphins kill humans

      Is this actually a thing? I would love to see some citations.

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    40. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Plunky · · Score: 1

      Chimpanzees can out perform humans on tasks such as recognizing and remembering a larger number of items in a very short period of time. There was a story about that here a few months ago, but I don't know if that indicates intelligence.

    41. Re:That doesn't seem right. by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Your comment made me laugh at the sheer illogicality of it. And you're demonstrating how you find life intrinsically valuable by...telling someone to kill themself?

      Wow.

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    42. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? The thousands of years of civilization, inventing, building and all other human accomplishments still make the line between H. sapiens and all other members of the animal kingdom arbitrary? Seriously, what kind of jump-start did alligators and sharks get on us? And to this day, they've still done squat with themselves.

    43. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do we need to get mired into a discussion over the order of a list to decide whether or not to eat animals?

      BTW, if Japan wants to merchandise and benefit from a 21st century society instead of remaining 17th century cave dwellers, then they need to evolve and raise their bar.

    44. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have two cats, and just from looking at their size and weight I can't imagine expending the effort to take the tiny amount of meat off their bones... especially when I have deer that wander through my back yard on a regular basis that I could bowhunt from my deck.

    45. Re:That doesn't seem right. by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Google Orangutan escapes for some interesting stories of human like intelligence. The intelligence of Ravens is quite high as well

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    46. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So are pigs, but we've still got lots of bacon in the grocery store.

    47. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait.. you support no lines based on intelligence at all?

      Obligatory arrogant worms reference....

    48. Re: That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This planet will die out eventually (the sun going nova is the deadline, if not earlier), and there is only one species capable of surviving.

      That is what marks the difference.
      Why save them if they are already dead?

    49. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not arbitrary at all. Species lines are pretty clear-cut. Our nearest neighbor is the chimpanzee, and if you can't tell the difference between Homo sapiens and Pan troglodytes, there's something seriously wrong...

    50. Re:That doesn't seem right. by afidel · · Score: 1

      Nobody in the Donner Party was prosecuted for murder.

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    51. Re:That doesn't seem right. by jshine · · Score: 1

      Life by itself is not valuable. Bacteria are alive -- that doesn't stop me from washing my hands before I eat.

    52. Re:That doesn't seem right. by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      someone could argue that the really "intelligent" Jews fled to places like America. Best defense against a "Holocaust", don't be there when it goes down.

    53. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Smauler · · Score: 1

      It's tempting to think that. But the top 3 animals for intelligence after man are the dolphin, the chimp and the pig, with the exact order open to debate. Yet people are quite happy to kill and eat pigs.

      Cats and dogs are much lower on the intelligence scale, but most cultures find it unacceptable to kill them for sport or food.

      Citation needed, for all of this. For example, the only animals ever seen to have created new tools in captivity are crows. Dogs can perform feats of intelligence no other animals can exhibit.

      It's all up for debate...

    54. Re:That doesn't seem right. by rubycodez · · Score: 5, Funny

      that may not be true, you only hear about the ones that were playfully pushing humans toward shore. you didn't hear about the other 70% of times they playfully pushed a screaming human into the open sea to drown.

    55. Re: That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's cos nobody has given them the 64Kg U235 they need to sort it out properly.

    56. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      romulus and remus say hi.

      also, some of this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_child#cite_note-39

    57. Re:That doesn't seem right. by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Precisely. Or thought of as 'a murderer', as far as I know.

    58. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not very common, but I agree with Kyosuke 100% this time. Including the "facetious" part -- since the joke is totally improper. If Americans would do something similar, everybody would say they are insensitive.

      These animals are perhaps the most intelligent on Earth (excluding us, MAYBE). I've seen estimates comparing them to kids. So it's not the same as killing other animals (like fish, for instance).

      That is stupid. Stupid like killing an ox for fun. As we develop better ways to interact with other species, it may come the day we will be compared to cannibals. Pretty much the lowest notch for us IMHO.

    59. Re:That doesn't seem right. by tripleevenfall · · Score: 1

      In matters of survival, there simply are unsolvable situations.

      Such as... life.

    60. Re:That doesn't seem right. by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      And most of the larger dolphin brain is simply focuses on their echolocation.

      That doesn't sound right to me, some bats have a brain smaller than a pea and yet they can perform similar echolocation feats as the big brained Dolphin. Relative brain size is normally associated with social complexity and Dolphins are socially complex animals.

      Also any ranking of intelligence depends on how you define "intelligent", problem solving alone is too limited since an Octopus can work out how to open a screw top lid much faster than any other animal. You simply can't compare such alien intelligences as Dolphins, Dogs, Octopus, Humans, they all have very different bodies and all perceive the world around them with very different senses.

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    61. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it comes down to empathy or utility. Pigs treat humans as equals, neither very aggressive or helpful. Chimps often behave like us and are very close to us. Dolphins and domestic pets are helpful and friendly.

      We kill and eat things that are tasty or unhelpful. We treat animals that are friendly or helpful like they are part of the family.

      It is the long term benefit of having assistance versus the short term benefit of food. Keeping a cat around for company and keeping disease carrying rodents away is a much greater benefit than eating one. Killing a pig for its delicious meats is more beneficial than to use its intelligence to do useful work for us.

    62. Re: That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carrot juice is murder http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM

    63. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Japs are a bunch of dumbass rock-apes too...should we kill them off like penned dolphins? I spent many years there and generally speaking, their level of empathy for humans and animals is zero.

      There's a line in Bridget Jones Diary about them being a cruel race and history bears this out. The world would not suffer much if Japan sank into the sea. Barbarous troglodytes the lot of 'em

    64. Re:That doesn't seem right. by BStroms · · Score: 2

      With the bats, don't forget that the speed of sound is four times greater in water than in air. I'm not expert, and only reporting what I read, but the claim was that handling this increased data resulting from the effect required a significantly enlarged and specialized section of the brain. And yes, it largely does come down to how you define intelligence how the rankings go.

      Still, no matter what metric you use, I think you'll be surprised by how many animals not thought of as especially intelligent in the animal world can accomplish or surpass them in that feat. There really has been no evidence I've ever seen that dolphins are anything extraordinary in the animal world in terms of mental capacity, and I attribute to just another case of an idea catching on an gaining a life of it's own. Dolphins are cute, and friendly, and people like the idea of them being intelligent.

      Whereas birds such as Rooks and Ravens that have demonstrated some incredible feats that few animals can duplicate don't make nearly as attractive a story. I mean we consider birdbrained a fairly strong insult.

    65. Re:That doesn't seem right. by denzacar · · Score: 1

      One could say the same for rabbits or chickens.

      In fact... there's a jokular word in German for cat meat which roughly translated would be "roof rabbit".

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    66. Re: That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which species is that? It certainly won't be humanity. We'll have killed ourselves off, along with many animal species, long before that time due to our arrogance and stupidity.

    67. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wake me when you find the chimp Voltaire. Give him a ticket on the chimp spacecraft.
      Oh, and you're minimizing the significance of passing on complicated concepts to posterity. It's kind of a big deal. Leads to culture, progress 'n' stuff.

    68. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      My favorite is the orangutan that would hide a lockpick in its mouth and unlock its cage on a regular basis.

    69. Re:That doesn't seem right. by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Wow...bravo on that citation. The very first sentence of that wiki answers link is:

      People have not been killed in dolphin attacks, but bitten and pulled under water.

      And then continues with:

      According to the National Geographic program Dolphin Attack, there is one confirmed case of a bottlenose dolphin killing an adult human male. However, it was a provoked attack.

      I'm scratching my head about that wordpress article...the headline seems to be almost completely disconnected from the actual article, which talks about the dolphin "saving" beached whales...being abused by humans, in fact...and no details whatsoever about the actual woman in question. Wat. Presumably this is referring to this incident, which the coroner declared natural causes. But supposedly it's a conspiracy. And this was all after people were attacking the dolphin. Again, don't fuck with dolphins. I have my doubts about this website, too.

      While a lot of these claims (if they're to be believed) are pretty extreme, they all fall under dolphins being abusive to non-humans...and allegedly Demi Moore may have been accosted.

      The only one of those citations that give me any faith in your claim is the first:

      Although dolphins generally interact well with humans, attacks have still occurred, most of them resulting in serious injuries and even death. The attacks can occur both in the wild and captivity. Tilikum at SeaWorld. In 2010 he attacked and killed his trainerDawn Brancheau, in his third fatal incident. There is a registered occurrence in the coast of Brazil in 1994, when a man died after being attacked by a bottlenose dolphin named Tião.

      Three of the four deaths they mention was from the same dolphin, which apparently has a taste for human flesh or something. Which results in a grand total of 3 killer dolphins if we count the earlier sources. Hell, I could probably find more people killed by...hmm, what's some other harmless animal...domesticated cats, or pet rabbits, or something.

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    70. Re: That doesn't seem right. by PixetaledPikachu · · Score: 1

      Since there's no dolphin voltaire around, can we assume that dolphins lack intelligence too?

    71. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cats have too much hair...

    72. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if you were on some raw fruit only dropped from a tree diet, there would be microscopic insects that die as a result of your diet

      Washing fruits doesn't kill anything but germs and bacteria. They are not animals. They aren't even conscious.

      By using a computer to post on places like Slashdot, you are using resources that will contribute deaths of some amount of animals

      All of the power I use is 100% natural and renewable, it doesn't harm anything.

      At some point you draw a line of some sort by deciding to keep living. You could draw a line by not eating meat, but someone else could come along and complain that eating wheat kills animals in the harvest process, or that remind you of how much gets killed in sugar field burns in the process of harvesting sugar. Maybe you remove those foods from your diet, but at some point, you draw a line out of convenience, that there is some acceptable amount of death.

      Indeed I don't eat wheat or sugar. They aren't healthy for you.

      Minimizing such death is a good thing, and a few obvious things can be done to make a big shift in how much damage is done for your lifestyle. But claiming it is all or nothing is just naive.

      So then you agree that it's hypocrisy for people who eat beef or pork to complain about the people in the story for eating dolphin.

    73. Re:That doesn't seem right. by PrimeWaveZ · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that size doesn't matter as much as how you use it?

    74. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There was a period when Jews were free to leave the German controlled countries, but nations didn't want to play host to a large wave of Jewish immigrants. America certainly didn't want them. You have to remember, the U.S. was largely anti-Jewish during that time period. Most American Jews also didn't want to take in more immigrants for fear of escalating Jewish bigotry. This is why most Jews did not get out of Germany and its occupied neighbors; you cannot leave if you have no place to go.

    75. Re:That doesn't seem right. by tepples · · Score: 1

      They may not have written history, but they certainly pass skills on from generation to generation.

      How about "pass on skills across generations without requiring a living carrier"?

    76. Re:That doesn't seem right. by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      I'm sure Indians would say the same of the beef industry.

    77. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      Tuna is fish. A Dolphin is a mammal, and probably a lot more intelligent than we think.

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    78. Re:That doesn't seem right. by dryeo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Some zoo keeper once said something like, "give a chimp a screwdriver and it will use it for everything but its intended purpose. Give a Gorilla a screwdriver and first he'll show fear, then try to eat it. An Orangutan will show disinterest, hide the screwdriver and later when no one is looking, disassemble his cage"

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    79. Re:That doesn't seem right. by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Ya, right. No Roman ever lied before.

    80. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi there, I'm with PAX-B, People Against Xenocide of Bacteria. Can we have a few words?

    81. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The smart ones left the country before the camps were setup. Ever heard of a guy called Einstein? Yea, well there you go.

      As for this article, I'll just throw out the obligatory South Park reference when I say "Fuck you dolphin, and Fuck you whale!"

    82. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so-o-0-o-o, um, you're a little further down than you, um, thought ? ? ?

    83. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet people are quite happy to kill and eat pigs.

      Pig is tasty. Pig orgasm lasts half an hour.

      You win some, you lose some ...

    84. Re:That doesn't seem right. by mrmeval · · Score: 0

      The Nazis bred better Jews. Get over it.

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    85. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tilikum isn't a dolphin, he's a 5400Kg killer whale.

    86. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You never heard the mirror test for self awareness? Dolphin is one of the few animals that can pass the test! That puts them in a different league of intelligence.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-awareness
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_test

    87. Re:That doesn't seem right. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 4, Informative

      The ability to do so was also limited - not every Jew is an Einstein, and many countries had restrictive immigration policies in that time period (e.g. US had a quota system under the "National Origins Formula" in that time period, and Australia restricted immigration to whites).

      It should also be noted that the restriction on Jewish rights under the Nazis was also gradual. Early on, many people felt, not unreasonably so, that the risk and expenses inherent in a move (especially overseas) far outweigh the inconveniences. By the time the full extent of the danger was realized, they were already significantly curtailed in their ability to move. Even so, in 1938, there was an international conference devoted to the question of Jewish immigration from Nazi Germany, and Hitler himself said that he'd be happy to get rid of any Jews willing to leave so long as some other country is willing to take them. All other Western countries have declined, some in quite racist terms - e.g. Australian representative saying that "as we have no real racial problem, we are not desirous of importing one". The only country that extended an invitation to a considerable number of refugees was Dominican Republic, and that, ironically, was because Trujillo was trying to "whiten" the population of the country, and considered Jews as white for that purpose.

      Then, of course, only some places proved to be safe to flee to, like US or UK. But who in 1938, much less 1933, would expect that France - the same France that was part of the winning coalition of WW1, and contributed significantly to German defeat - could not hold its own? At the same time it was a more attractive destination for German Jews, seeing how it is an adjacent country, making the move logistics easier.

    88. Re:That doesn't seem right. by GiganticLyingMouth · · Score: 1

      There have also been accounts of (wild) elephants helping humans

    89. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tuna is fish. A Dolphin is a mammal, and probably a lot more intelligent than you.

      FTFY.

      *Oh, and by "you", I mean the AC you were responding to, dolphins are probably a lot more intelligent than that AC. Don't want you to think I was insulting you, Hamsterdan.

    90. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up chinaman.

    91. Re: That doesn't seem right. by mycathatesme · · Score: 1

      It's possible the dolphins will evolve into the species that escapes such a mass extinction event; considering they will have about 2.8 billion years to work with... http://news.nationalgeographic... We evolved from water and went to land; the dolphin did the opposite... the jury is still out, stay tuned. http://www.dolphin-way.com/dol...

    92. Re: That doesn't seem right. by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      By that logic, why not kill you right now?

      And why not make it a long, agonizing death, like those dolphins get? How about being tortured to death?

    93. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THEN WHY DID MINE GO GET A WELDER'S TORCH!!!?!

      As if his manual dexterity wasn't enough... now we've got the entire city locked down on rumors about a terrorist, while they look for my orangutang...

      And it didn't help that he stole the welder supply truck either...

    94. Re:That doesn't seem right. by strack · · Score: 1

      pigs arent endangered.

    95. Re:That doesn't seem right. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      Next question.

    96. Re:That doesn't seem right. by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      If you tasted like bacon, you'd be tied up in a fattening pen at my uncle's house right now.

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    97. Re:That doesn't seem right. by sharknado · · Score: 1

      That's not even remotely true. A couple months ago I attended a lecture by Paul Nicklen from National Geographic, and he talked about his experience photographing a female elephant seal (one of the most aggressive creatures on the planet). I would say more, but you could just watch this instead: http://gizmodo.com/5405892/nat... I'm willing to bet this is very common behaviour in the animal kingdom, especially with mammals who learn empathy because they have to raise their young.

    98. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read up on the MK-6 anti swimmer system. The Navy users the dolphins sonar capability to hit swimmers in the chest and carry them down to the bottom where they drown. Everyone thinks dolphins are cute. really they are just as likely to kill someone as they are to save someones life. I am glad the japanese are finally able to combat this menace. Why is OK to eat tuna, but not dolphins. When is the last time a tuna fish, or a salmon killed a human. Yet we have no fricking problem with killing salmon. Dolphins kill humans, and we are supposed to act like they are our best friends.

      So in other words, what you are saying is that it is humans that have taught them a technique: 'how to kill humans' and that makes them killers.

      You are an idiot.

    99. Re:That doesn't seem right. by philip.paradis · · Score: 0

      From Wikipedia: "The killer whale (Orcinus orca), also referred to as the orca whale or orca, and less commonly as the blackfish, is a toothed whale belonging to the oceanic dolphin family."

      You should probably go back to whatever MMORPG you're playing now.

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    100. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Boycott+BMG · · Score: 1

      Dolphins and chimps are quite intelligent, I will give you that. But I would place parrots (look up the New Zealand Kea on youtube), corvids (crows, ravens, etc), octopuses, whales, and elephants before pigs.

    101. Re: That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dogs and cats eat all the crap we pass up, then when times get tough... They're like batteries!

    102. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Larryish · · Score: 1

      I am a citizen of the USA.

      I would like to purchase dolphin meats for personal use as foodstuffs.

      URL?

    103. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they would be right.

    104. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i hear stories of survivors of shark attacks all the time, but i've never heard of a survivor of a dolphin attack. just sayin'.

    105. Re:That doesn't seem right. by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Carnivore meat tastes quite different to herbivore/omnivore meat. We don't eat cat and dog because they generally don't taste as nice as pig or cow. And for farming purposes, you can more easily trace the food you feed pigs and cattle than the food you'd feed carnivores (it adds another processing step) so it makes commercial farming of these animals more difficult, and less efficient.

    106. Re:That doesn't seem right. by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. What has the speed got to do with it? That's latency, not bandwith. They still only have to process the sound at the same speed as it is generated elsewhere. The only difference is the time between when it was emitted and when they receive it is shorter than in air.

      Here's another example. The time difference between us hearing something and us seeing something is:

      the speed of light / speed of sound at sea level =
      880 991.09 (Thanks Google)

      So do we need massive brains because we have to process visual data that travels almost a million times faster than sound?

    107. Re:That doesn't seem right. by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      So you are saying that jews in Auschwitz were not smart enough to get out, therefore they deserved to die.

      No one said that, idiot. They said intelligence isn't always enough to get you out of a deadly situation, especially when another intelligence is trying to keep you there.

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    108. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ehh... Hello? Romulus and Remus?

    109. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Xest · · Score: 1

      Exactly right, the real problem here is that in the developed world (and much of the undeveloped world in fact) we still treat pigs and cows far better than the Japanese are treating these dolphins.

      Like the now banned (but still happening illegally) British fox hunts the issue in this case is a bunch of sick bastards who take pleasure in causing unnecessary suffering of animals, rather than whether it's right to use Dolphins as a food source or because it has any benefit to the ecosystem or whatever other reason might be put forward.

      Normally in the developed world we criminalise excessive and unnecessary animal cruelty and in fact, we often categorise those who do it on an individual level as psychopaths, yet we still seem to let it slide for "cultural reasons" when a number of people get together to do it as a group. It seems to get put into a different category because it's "cultural". You can't torture a person and say "Well, you can't arrest me, it's my culture to torture people" so why is it okay for nations to turn a blind eye on other issues like this, or on the Church or UKIP councillors breaking hate speech or discrimination laws?

      It seems after a brief search that Japan does have similar animal cruelty laws to Western nations so why aren't the authorities prosecuting? Culture shouldn't be a get out of jail free card for breaking the law, else they better drop their case against Mikotoa Harata because the Aum Shinrikyo cult he was part of genuniely held a cultural belief that releasing Sarin on the Tokyo subway was the right thing to do.

      So yes, you're dead right, the problem here isn't what animal is or isn't arbitrarily defined as too smart to kill, it's about the exceptional levels of cruelty involved, it's about the fact that culture and tradition is being used as an excuse to break the law and that the authorities are allowing it for political reasons.

    110. Re:That doesn't seem right. by scarboni888 · · Score: 1

      Oh man - I smell a Godwin coming on....

    111. Re:That doesn't seem right. by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Why's that? I don't find "life" something with intrinsic value.

      Then kill yourself, please.

      Well, I hope you don't weed your garden, put down ant powder, use anti-bacterial surface wipes or do anything else that may kill or harm any form of life.

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    112. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's tempting to think that. But the top 3 animals for intelligence after man are the dolphin, the chimp and the pig, with the exact order open to debate.

      Have you got any cites for that - I don't doubt the first two, but I'd be surprised at pig being number 3.
      No doubt pigs are intelligent, but I haven't seen any studies where pigs have been shown as tool creators or users - compared to say Crows and related birds which have been shown to create and use tools in order to solve (food related) problems. It's also been suggested that they can recognise their own reflection which indicates a degree (albeit small) of self awareness.

      Obviously it's hard to quantify intelligence (even in humans) to the point where we can say one is more intelligent than the other - but based on the metrics we have I wasn't aware that pigs scored that highly.

    113. Re:That doesn't seem right. by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Is there anything more arbitrary than the line drawn between "human" and "animal"?

      Not really, just the largest version of us and them.

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    114. Re:That doesn't seem right. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Cats and dogs are much lower on the intelligence scale

      Cats have fooled us all into thinking this is true. In reality they find it easy to manipulate humans into serving them. They simply have no need of things like opposable thumbs when they have staff to do everything for them. Most humans don't even realize they have been enslaved, and actually enjoy it.

      Cats are at the top of the intelligence scale, it's just that no-one noticed. It's similar to dolphins, who have been trying to warn us about that hyperspace bypass for years but couldn't quite get the message across.

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    115. Re:That doesn't seem right. by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Were I do be developing an AI for echo location, it would vastly simplify things if the speed of sound were as quick as possible. That means there's less to remember, and less lag between what you perceive and reality.

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    116. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its only offensive if you choose to find it offensive. Offense can only be taken, not given.

    117. Re:That doesn't seem right. by BStroms · · Score: 1

      But it is bandwidth in addition to latency. If it's traveling 4 times as quickly, you'll be receiving four times the data in a given second. It's the same reason why drag increases at the square of velocity, because not only are you hitting air molecules at twice the velocity, but you're hitting twice as many of them. As for sight vs hearing, that's a bit apples to oranges, with completely different methods in the brain for interpreting it. Dolphins still use the same basic brain functionality for interpreting sound that other mammals use, it's just highly specialized for their environment.

      Beyond that, it's not so much a matter of you or the researchers speculating. We've had the technology to monitor what parts of the brain activate during certain activities for a long time, and I'm pretty sure they used actual testing to determine that a much larger portion of the dolphins brain is used for hearing than in humans.

    118. Re:That doesn't seem right. by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      No, that's still not right. What you are saying would imply that if I played a continuous tone for 4 minutes, then hit stop, the dolphin would somehow only hear one minute of continuous tone.

      If I'm only generating X amount of sound 'information' and transmit it through any medium (assuming no loss) what will arrive at the receiver will still be X amount of information. All that changes when you compare air to water is the transmit time from when I start transmitting to when they start receiving.

      A comparable bandwidth analogy would be the whole pod of dolphins talking over each other and each dolphin being capable of processing information coming from a number of different sources simultaneously, like having 4 people talking at you at the same time and discerning each independently.

      As for drag, again the analogy is flawed. You could imagine a machine gun firing bullets at a set rate. The bullets at the front hit the air and are affected by drag. But they then create a slipstream effect for bullets following behind. Thus after traveling a certain distance, there will be a level of compression and the bullets will hit a target closer together in time, than they did when they were fired (not quite, but somewhat similar to a doppler effect). But sound is not affected by this (to the best of my knowledge) so despite that it is moving 4 times faster in water, the tail end of the sound waves travelling faster than the front, compressing the data stream.

    119. Re:That doesn't seem right. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I dunno about you, but for every day _practical_ purposes I'd put killer whales in a different category. Just like I'd put lions and house cats in different categories.

      Dolphins and killer whales may be in the same family Delphinidae, but house cats and lions are in the same family too - Felidae. Just because some stupid scientists think Delphinidae = dolphin doesn't hold much weight to me.

      When people say dolphin they don't normally include killer whales, similarly when they say cat they don't normally include lions, even though technically they could. It makes more sense in practice - since there's a difference between:

      "Hey that cat is heading towards you"
      "Hey that dolphin is heading towards you"
      vs
      "Hey that lion is heading towards you"
      "Hey that killer whale is heading towards you"

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    120. Re:That doesn't seem right. by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Also any ranking of intelligence depends on how you define "intelligent", problem solving alone is too limited since an Octopus can work out how to open a screw top lid much faster than any other animal. You simply can't compare such alien intelligences as Dolphins, Dogs, Octopus, Humans, they all have very different bodies and all perceive the world around them with very different senses.

      Quiet, if my wife hears about this, my only useful skill might become void and I'll find myself replaced with an Octopus.

    121. Re:That doesn't seem right. by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      That can be interpreted as either A) no one survives a dolphin when it attacks, and/or B) no attacks by dolphins actually occur.

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    122. Re:That doesn't seem right. by BStroms · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I should be avoiding discussing too much into an area the physics of which I'm rather fuzzy on. If the sound occurs at the same frequency, you're absolutely correct that there would be no additional information, as the wavelength would be all that increased due to the faster speed of sound. Now my uneducated assumption was that the underwater environment would have adapted dolphins to using higher frequency sound as a result of the increased speed of sound to get similar wavelengths to what would be used in air and allow for much higher data per second rates as a result.

      This would seem rather crucial, as I believe wavelength is very important when echolocation is involved. Longer wavelengths would give a much poorer picture of the object generating the echo.

      It's also possible I was completely wrong about the it being related to the amount of data in the first place, and it's some other factor, such as the long wavelength itself that's issue. But the bottom line is, I'm just trying to come up with potential explanations for the results reported in a study I read a year or two ago, and it really comes down to whether or not their results were accurate. A fact I'm beginning to doubt myself due to my complete inability to find it again.

      Regardless, there's a wealth of other information questioning dolphin intelligence. http://blogs.discovermagazine.... gives a glimpse into some of it.

    123. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To this day the animal I have seen put together the most intricate food gathering technique was the mighty crow. Chimps may use twigs, otter use rocks, but only the crow has learned how to crack a nut using cars and then time eating the nut to a red light.

    124. Re:That doesn't seem right. by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      You'll have to excuse my "someone on the internet is wrong" attitude.

    125. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful. I had a vietnam vet tell me once that bacon and people smell the same when cooking (told me this next the microwave where I was cooking bacon). Wouldn't surprise me if the taste isn't all that different.

    126. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      ". Tilikum at SeaWorld. In 2010 he attacked and killed his trainerDawn Brancheau, in his third fatal incident."

      tilikum was a killer whale, not a dolphin.

    127. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you seem to forget moving takes money and people are resistant to change and until after WWII most folks lived and died where their families had lived for generations particularily in Europe

    128. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      But the top 3 animals for intelligence after man are the dolphin, the chimp and the pig

      Well this isn't true. There's a few species that pass the mirror test, which is about the highest non-subjective test for intelligence in other species we have. Pigs don't pass the mirror test.

      So I'd rank humans, the other great apes (chimps/bonobos, orangs, gorillas), dolphins, orcas and elephants ahead of pigs, and probably other animals too.

      If pigs did pass the mirror test I wouldn't eat them (actually I tend to avoid eating pigs anyway because we tend to keep them in such terrible conditions).

    129. Re:That doesn't seem right. by captainlavender · · Score: 1

      The Just World fallacy is, sadly, slashdot's favorite thing. I'm hard pressed to find a single post -- regardless of topic -- where the comments are not full of how poor people are lazy and stupid, minorities are entitled, and if THEY were in those situations, they'd be fine, because all obstacles can be overcome with enough "character".

      Considering slashdotters tend to identify as liberal, this is some messed up delusional-rich-Republican thinking.

    130. Re:That doesn't seem right. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      What part of "but most cultures find it unacceptable to kill them for sport or food." did you not understand?

    131. Re:That doesn't seem right. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Here's one intelligence task chimps vastly outperform humans on.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

      And here's a full documentary, with many examples.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

    132. Re:That doesn't seem right. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      As I said, the exact order is open to debate. But few would be consistent with the list of animals we are comfortable killing for sport or food.

    133. Re:That doesn't seem right. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      The mirror test is just one test of animal intelligence amongst many. Different animals have different strengths in their intelligence, as one would expect - the intellect of each has evolved for different environments.

      This is why I said the order is up for debate. My list is commonly accepted, but by no means absolute. There's no such thing, unless a particular type of intelligence is specified.

    134. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      The mirror test is just one test of animal intelligence amongst many.

      But it's probably the most important.

      Different animals have different strengths in their intelligence, as one would expect - the intellect of each has evolved for different environments.

      This is why I said the order is up for debate.

      Sorry. Different intelligence tests are correlated so being good at one tends to make you good at another. Humans are unambiguously the smartest and can outwit any other species at practically anything. Chimps/bonobos are next. Although you can quibble about where a particular species is placed, there's certain generalities you can assert.

      My list is commonly accepted, but by no means absolute.

      No serious researcher in animal intelligence that I know of puts pigs in the top four most intelligent species. Feel free to provide a reference.

    135. Re:That doesn't seem right. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Sorry. Different intelligence tests are correlated so being good at one tends to make you good at another.

      You can be sorry all you like. Of course there's a correlation. There's not much a slug can outperform a dolphin on. That doesn't negate the truth of what I actually said, in that different animals have different strengths, and that makes it impossible to make a definitive ordered list of the top intelligent animals.
      There are even tests of intelligence where certain animals outperform humans.

    136. Re: That doesn't seem right. by brunes69 · · Score: 1

      The part where you say "most". "Most" cultures actually have no problem killing dogs for food. There are even many western cultures who eat dog. Again, western != "most" far from it.

    137. Re: That doesn't seem right. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      The part where you say "most". "Most" cultures actually have no problem killing dogs for food.

      Well unless you have some evidence for that, we'll have to agree to differ. There are some cultures where it's OK, but your estimate that it is most doesn't even seem worth researching, it's so out of whack with reality

    138. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Krigl · · Score: 1

      Is there anything more arbitrary than the line drawn between "human" and "animal"?

      Almost everything, though dolphins are really human-like as the racism, raping, violence for fun etc. goes.
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    139. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the point is, a pig is not one of the top intellectual hitters by any measure. It's reasonably smart but it doesn't get close to, say, an orang. Claiming it is the third smartest species after humans is just plain wrong.

    140. Re:That doesn't seem right. by smaddox · · Score: 1

      In my undergrad psychology book, there were several anecdotes of intelligent behavior in various animals. One story was about a dolphin that was trained to clean trash from it's holding tank. Each time it brought a piece of trash to the trainer, it would receive a fish as a reward. Eventually one dolphin figured out that it could put a rock on a piece of trash, rip it into smaller pieces, and be rewarded for each smaller piece. After it figured this out, the other dolphins in the tank apparently started doing the same thing (implying that they learned from each other).

      I don't believe it's an accident of history that dolphins are considered some of the most intelligent animals. There are people who study animal intelligence for a living, and I am willing to concede to their expertise.

    141. Re:That doesn't seem right. by fox171171 · · Score: 1

      "give a chimp a screwdriver and it will use it for everything but its intended purpose"

      Particularly with flathead screw drivers, that tends to be quite common among humans as well.

      Mind you, the flathead screwdriver is good for a lot of things, but driving screws is not one of them. Gimme a Roberson any day.

    142. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...the Australians ended up importing a racial problem anyway.

    143. Re:That doesn't seem right. by PyroMosh · · Score: 1

      Well, that's also because nobody in the Donner Party was accused of actually killing anyone.

      The accepted story of the Donner Party was that the survivors ate those who had succumbed to starvation or disease.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D...

    144. Re:That doesn't seem right. by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      It was a good kind of laugh, though. Hail Eris!

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    145. Re:That doesn't seem right. by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      i wasn't suggesting romulus and remus as historical fact, but apparently there are real feral children helped by real wild animals to a certain extent.

    146. Re:That doesn't seem right. by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      Ravens, Magpies, Elephants, Octopuses...all intelligent, perhaps more so than Dolphins.

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  2. Nice subjectivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not a biased piece at all. Never would have thought so with ''slaughter'' in the headline /s

    1. Re:Nice subjectivity by Parafilmus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not a biased piece at all. Never would have thought so with ''slaughter'' in the headline /s

      I don't see evidence of bias in the word choice. "Slaughter" is the normal English word to describe the killing of animals for food. Pigs and cows are "slaughtered" routinely, in buildings clearly labelled as "slaughterhouses."

      What other word would you have them use?

    2. Re:Nice subjectivity by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If you see the horror of slaughter, then perhaps you are closer than you realize to seeing that we should only slaughter other animals when we must, and not casually. There are too many humans for that, we will slaughter the whole world.

    3. Re:Nice subjectivity by lgw · · Score: 1, Troll

      More importantly for /. how is this news for nerds? Is Dice this intent on turning Slashdot into a political discussion site for people who "like technology"?

      Slashdot doesn't really have "glory days", but I'd prefer the goatse trolls and page wideners and GNAA trolls of old - all of whom could at least be modded down - to blatant click-trolling in the story submissions.

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    4. Re:Nice subjectivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What other word would you have them use?

      Dolphin tissue re-porpoising centers?

      Cetacean organ donation facilities?

    5. Re:Nice subjectivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "200 yummy dolphins await being turned into delicious food"

    6. Re:Nice subjectivity by Iskender · · Score: 2

      Not a biased piece at all. Never would have thought so with ''slaughter'' in the headline /s

      Without commenting on the bias, what word should they use? (I'm assuming that's /sarcasm at the end there)

      The dolphins will be killed for meat. The word for killing animals for food is "slaughter". In fact, using that word makes it very clear that they are just animals: the reason it's a strong word when used about human violence is that its meaning then becomes "killed like mere animals".

    7. Re:Nice subjectivity by bob_super · · Score: 2

      Japanese scientists still trying to assess whether every sea creature can be turned into sashimi.

    8. Re:Nice subjectivity by Delarth799 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we should be able to use mod points on stories so that way the political discussion pieces like this can be modded down and away.

    9. Re:Nice subjectivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slaughter implies butchering and the headline makes it sound as if the animals were to be butchered in the cove. The summary makes it perfectly clear that a portion of the 200 dolphins will be sold in living state to be displayed or slaughtered elsewhere. Slaughtering in the cove sounds unsanitary.

      Also, this seems like the typical article that will be published in non-technical news. The article itself is very light on information that one usually associates with slashdot except for the mentioning of tarp and net usage.

      Biased or not, it seems a bit random to post it on slashdot.

    10. Re:Nice subjectivity by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      "200 mercury powered dolphins about to launch a devastating suicide poison attack on unsuspecting pig-like human hybrids"

      (I apologise to porcines everywhere for that joke)

    11. Re:Nice subjectivity by NoKaOi · · Score: 2

      What other word would you have them use?

      I agree, "slaughter" should not have been used in the headline. Considering the intelligence of dolphins compared to cows, pigs, chickens, or fish, "murder" or "massacre" would have been more appropriate terms.

    12. Re:Nice subjectivity by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Euthanized is the preferred word for many people, even though it's not really euthanizing. Including me, I've said I was euthanizing lab animals when actually I was just slaughtering them.

      Actually, slaughter is still probably sugar coating it, since I hope most slaughterhouses are more experienced and efficient at it than I was/am...

      (note to any crazy animal rights activists, I'm not talking about dolphins or any other mammal here.)

    13. Re:Nice subjectivity by nschubach · · Score: 2

      You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter.

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    14. Re:Nice subjectivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GP is probably one of those unpleasant combo political-correctness / solipsism (*) types that seem to be on the rise nowadays. I believe 'harvesting' or 'taking' is the popular word-choice.

      (*) On one hand being afraid of appearing to cause offense, on the other hand being apathetic about affairs beyond their personal sphere; a profoundly offensive trait if you ask me.

    15. Re:Nice subjectivity by Parafilmus · · Score: 3, Informative

      Slaughter implies butchering and the headline makes it sound as if the animals were to be butchered in the cove.... Slaughtering in the cove sounds unsanitary.

      I suppose I don't know how sanitary it is, but they really do perform the slaughter right there in the cove.

      eg:
                http://digitaljournal.com/image/102641

                http://unleashed.org.au/images/blogs/The-cove.jpg

    16. Re:Nice subjectivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BAAH you must be a whaler MURDERER DIE ALREADY

    17. Re:Nice subjectivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will be butchered in the cove. There is even a documentary about the whole thing. Not a nice one, blood of hundreds of dolphins will color the ocean quite red.

    18. Re:Nice subjectivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps they're referring to the idea that a fisherman would select the best looking dolphins to be slaughtered for sale, while the rest they just execute clandestinely and leave behind because well fuck ugly dolphins. It's not like fishermen fish to feed their family or anything. They just like murdering dolphins for fun in the most outrageous method possible.

    19. Re:Nice subjectivity by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      That's exactly how the Recent page works.

    20. Re:Nice subjectivity by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 1

      It was an interesting movie that's for sure. It was amazing the lengths they had to go through to get everything on film.

      The Cove

    21. Re:Nice subjectivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if they're used for food, materials, etc. As long as nothing goes to waste, I don't see a problem with it.

      The intelligence of food is not a reason to make it no longer be food. Pigs are every bit as smart as dolphins. But they make your list of "acceptable meat" because you're used to eating them. Go weave a bacon sheet and roll your cultural bias up in it and bake it at 350 degrees (F) for an hour. Slice and serve.

    22. Re:Nice subjectivity by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 1

      Judge for yourself. Here's the 'slaughter' scene from the documentary ("The Cove") made about this ancient practice. They had to sneak in cameras disguised as rocks because the local authorities were all over them 24/7,

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7IINM5qOQs

    23. Re:Nice subjectivity by NoKaOi · · Score: 1

      Not if they're used for food, materials, etc. As long as nothing goes to waste, I don't see a problem with it.

      There have been many cultures where it was considered acceptable to eat other humans. Some would even massacre/slaughter villages and eat the spoils. Would that still be okay today, as long as nothing goes to waste?

    24. Re:Nice subjectivity by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      You can't spell slaughter without laughter.

    25. Re:Nice subjectivity by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      Slaughtering is the killing. Butchering is the carving up into discreet parts.

      Just because the slaughter at the cove, doesn't mean they butcher it there. Generally speaking, the sanitary conditions for slaughter don't matter much (assuming you aren't packing the carcass with fecal waste) whereas sanitary conditions for butchering are highly important for food safety.

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    26. Re:Nice subjectivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Euthanized' carries the semantic reference of humanely ending life to avoid suffering or worse deaths. For a food production process, it is the absolute WRONG term to use, because it implies disease or defect.

      'Slaughter' carries the semantic reference of the routine and high-volume termination of animals, typically for food. When not performed for a particular purpose, it connotes a senseless mass killing. It is the RIGHT term to use for animals destined to be on a plate. It may also be an acceptable term for lab disposal, if there's nothing wrong with them when the research is complete.

    27. Re:Nice subjectivity by gander666 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure they figured out the answer to that a LONG time ago...

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    28. Re:Nice subjectivity by bob_super · · Score: 1

      They keep having to check the algorithms and rerun the data on Godzilla, though...

    29. Re:Nice subjectivity by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      "200 yummy dolphins eagerly await being turned into delicious food, to the point of injuring themselves in their excitement"

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    30. Re:Nice subjectivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slaughter is fine, dolphin steaks with dog soup... FTW!

    31. Re:Nice subjectivity by Guest316 · · Score: 1

      I think "holocaust" would be a more neutral, less emotionally-charged term.

    32. Re:Nice subjectivity by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      You could start by dropping the "S"

    33. Re: Nice subjectivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do we not send cattle to the slaughter house?

    34. Re: Nice subjectivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to see 'slashdot' renamed 'gentleysliceddot' but strangely the rhetoric does not change its objective truth- it is what it is no matter what we call it

    35. Re:Nice subjectivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So killing of people should be referred to as slaughter and killing of intelligent people is murder?
      - "Your retarded son broke his back in that minibike crash. We will have to slaughter him to save money."
      VS.
      - "Your high IQ son broke his back in that minibike crash. We will let him live, we don't murder people." ....

      BTW. The reasoning behind your post has even bigger implications. It is OK to torture and kill things you consider stupid since things you think are stupid can feel no suffering.

  3. Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, dolphins are cuter than cows and pigs ... is harvesting one worse than the other?

    How many million cows are slaughtered every year? How many pigs? How many chickens?

    This sounds like one set of animals has better PR than another.

    1. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe it has something to do with the fact that a dolphin is demonstrably smarter than a chicken and because of that people feel it is more likely to experience pain and suffering during this "fishing".

      Not a personal opinion of mine, just one hypothesis for the reaction.

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    2. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, no. I'm a carnivore but there should be a line somewhere in terms of intelligence. All signs point to Dolphins certainly being beyond that point. Furthermore, last time I checked pigs and chickens aren't at any risk of being endangered or extinct.

      What next, are you going to go out and shoot/eat a bald Eagle because your neighbor has some chickens? "Turr, same thing, durrr!" - use that line on them when the feds come for you.

    3. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, dolphins are cuter than cows and pigs ... is harvesting one worse than the other?

      Yes, because dolphins are "smart", you see.

      Sure, ask any pig farmer, and you'll find out that your source of bacon is pretty goddamned smart as well, but hey, nobody wants to save the pigs.

    4. Re: Is this a cuteness thing? by rilister · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Funny that you chose chickens out of that list. How about pigs? Pretty well known to be one of the smarter mammals around. At least, they've never launched a pointless war to my knowledge.

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    5. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once they start to domesticate them, then there will not be an issue with wild populations. Such animals have a hard enough time surviving that they don't need to be hunted on top of their normal lives.

      I haven't heard of a porpoise dish before. I don't doubt they exist, but it certainly can't be a big market. Could take the other approach. Instead of "infringing" on their rights to hunt, just make it so they have no one to sell to, or at least no one to sell the meat to.

    6. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, anything that has more perceived intelligence or rarity has that trait. Can't herd gorillas, chimps, dolphins, elephants or humans for slaughter.

    7. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, dolphins are cuter than cows and pigs ... is harvesting one worse than the other?

      How many million cows are slaughtered every year? How many pigs? How many chickens?

      This sounds like one set of animals has better PR than another.

      Chickens and cows aren't endangered species.

    8. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Pigs and chickens aren't going extinct precisely because we like to eat them.

    9. Re: Is this a cuteness thing? by rogoshen1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You should go read Orwell's seminal masterwork of the lead-up to the great porcine war -- ignoring the cloyingly cutesy name: "Animal Farm".

    10. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      >Chickens and cows aren't endangered species.
      You haven't seen me go at a Combo Bargain bucket after a few beers.

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    11. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      As a species the bottlenose dolphin is not endangered. There are well over half a million bottlenose dolphins swimming all over the world, and their population numbers ARE stable.

    12. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither is the Bottlenose Dolphin

    13. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, no. I'm a carnivore but there should be a line somewhere in terms of intelligence.

      Careful with that. You don't want to end up with Sarah Palin on your plate just because of some arbitrarily low line.

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    14. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bottlenose dolphins "have a stable future" as far as numbers and adaptability are concerned, but they are seen as "cute and harmless" so having dolphin tacos is similar to having emperor penguin omelets -- provocative but not necessarily evil.

    15. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Wycliffe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe it has something to do with the fact that a dolphin is demonstrably smarter than a chicken and because of that people feel it is more likely to experience pain and suffering during this "fishing".
      Not a personal opinion of mine, just one hypothesis for the reaction.

      I noticed that out of the 3 choices you picked the chicken. The "demonstrably smarter" doesn't really hold very well when
      you compare dolphin to pig instead. A pig is right up there probably falling somewhere above dog and below dolphin.
      I like pork but I still think it is an important debate. Would farm-raised dolphins be acceptable? If not, why not?
      Why is eating dogs and horses frowned upon in alot of areas? Should we let animals live out their natural lives in
      comfort before harvesting them? What criteria do we as a society use to decide what should and should not be be eaten
      and when and how it is humane to harvest it?

    16. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      They are classified as at risk. And why _exactly_ do you think they _aren't_ endangered? It's not because we declared a free for all on dolphin fishing.

    17. Re: Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Pigs aren't exactly peaceful animals. Lack of pointless war is because they don't have recognized nation-states, not because they aren't violent.

    18. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Aighearach · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes, dolphins are much smarter than cows or pigs. They have advanced abstract thinking, language skills, and social structure. They also share a reciprocal recognition of intelligence with humans, and come to visit and view humans in boats or on beaches in a similar way to how humans will be excited to see a dolphin.

      A dolphin might even save you from a shark, is a wild pig going to save you from anything? Is a wild pig going to look you in the eye, recognize your intelligence, and respect you? What about an aurochs?

    19. Re: Is this a cuteness thing? by Aighearach · · Score: 2

      Wild pigs are in an eternal state of war, if you see one make sure you know where the nearest tree is!

    20. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by meerling · · Score: 5, Informative

      There is a distinct possibility that dolphins are not just smart animals, but actually sentient beings.
      Why can't we communicate with them? We can, just not very effectively. That's understandable, they are more alien to us than the average hollywood extraterrestrial. Just look at the environment they are evolved for, living in water their entire life, relying on sonar, having to return to the air layer on a regular basis. Decidedly not the same as a terrestrial life.

      And here's a biggie for you. They've been trying to decipher the dolphin language for a long time. They don't know much about it, but they have found out some very interesting things. Dolphins share knowledge and instructions. They also gossip. Of course, to gossip you need individual names to reference the individual you are talking about. They do. They've clearly tracked unique sound identifiers that are apparently being used with regards to specific individuals, in other words, personal names.
      When was the last time you heard about pigs sharing instructions verbally or using personal names?

      Is it right to eat another sentient being? Most people would say no.
      It's part of the reason why they wanted to study E.T. and not BBQ him.

    21. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by TemperedAlchemist · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Dolphins make pigs look like drooling idiots. They're more than just an intelligent animal the same way someone talks about their dog being able to learn tricks. They're the second most intelligent species on the planet, fully capable of empathy, incredible memory, and self awareness.

      We're not talking about cattle which can't even remember which patch of grass they were munching on one minute previous. These are creatures that are fully capable of experiencing the psychological trauma being inflicted upon them.

      But never mind that. If we're going to justify this to animals, I can only begin to imagine what intelligent aliens might do to us -- or perhaps worse, think of us. And we're so presumptuous to say we come in peace.

    22. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Yeah, anything that has more perceived intelligence or rarity has that trait. Can't herd gorillas, chimps, dolphins, elephants or humans for slaughter.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holocaust

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    23. Re: Is this a cuteness thing? by Antipater · · Score: 2

      Do pigs fight the way deer do? Because deer are the most pointlessly violent animals I've ever seen (outside, arguably, humans). If there are two bucks and eight does in an area, the two bucks will fight for all eight. The loser will be horribly injured, maimed possibly to the point of death. The winner will also be injured, and will be so exhausted that he will mate with just one doe before collapsing. The other seven does are SOL.

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    24. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So is it ok to eat dogs? Pigs are as intelligent as dogs. If you aren't a vegetarian then you are a fucking hypocrite.

    25. Re: Is this a cuteness thing? by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      Yes, but their intelligence is outweighed by their deliciousness.

    26. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by multi+io · · Score: 2

      Yes, dolphins are cuter than cows and pigs ... is harvesting one worse than the other?

      How many million cows are slaughtered every year? How many pigs? How many chickens?

      This sounds like one set of animals has better PR than another.

      If we had dolphin farms with millions of animals, then maybe your argument would me more valid. But I guess the point is that dolphin farms just wouldn't work. There are some animals like pigs and cows that can be herded and bred easily -- they hardly try to escape, and they reproduce in captivity easily and in large numbers. You can basically just catch a few of them in the wild and build a fence around them, and provide food and water, and they'll be content until the day you kill them. So we use them as livestock. The same wouldn't work with other animals, for example because they show strong territorial behavior or just mature or reproduce too slowly or not at all in captivity. Which is why most of us eat cows or pigs but not mountain goats, antelopes or dolphins. If you nevertheless try to use one of those "wild", undomesticated types of animals for food in large quantities, you'll end up endangering the species.

    27. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by ThorGod · · Score: 1

      I wonder about that. Would it change things if we could communicate with dolphins as easily as humans?

      I'm curious if you have a link on your discussion of dolphin intelligence. Their communication interests me, almost academically.

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    28. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Stargoat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I like killing and eating geese and pheasants; I call it hunting. I would not torture one for several days before I killed it. That would be wicked and cruel.

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    29. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Exactly where do you get your information? All the sources I can google expressly state they are "Not Endangered"

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bottlenose_dolphin#Conservation
      http://www.marybio.org/en/MM-Bott_Dolp-conservation.html

    30. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.
      If they want to eat fucking dolphins, maybe they should start keeping them just like we do cows and chickens.

    31. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Why is eating dogs and horses frowned upon in alot of areas?

      Because they don't taste as good, are more useful for other things, or are less efficient in terms of feed conversion ratio?

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    32. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      I like killing and eating geese and pheasants

      You like killing and eating them, or you like eating them and are at ease with the necessity of killing them first to enable the eating?

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    33. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no. I'm a carnivore but there should be a line somewhere in terms of intelligence.

      Careful with that. You don't want to end up with Sarah Palin on your plate just because of some arbitrarily low line.

      There's an intelligence line and then there's a "that would taste awful" line. Palin-meat crosses the latter and thus will safely remain off our plates.

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    34. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      So is it ok to eat dogs? ...

      [No] Because they don't taste as good ...

      And you know this from personal experience? Millions of people in non-Western locations who could afford other types of meat do in fact eat dog. And insects, too. You like sea urchins? Personally, think it's disgusting, along with oysters, but sea urchin is huge with the sushi crowd... I've had dog in several *very good* restaurants in certain countries I've been to for work, it's not my cup of tea because of the Western Squeamish Factor of eating things like that, but I wouldn't say it didn't taste good

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    35. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Stargoat · · Score: 1

      Yes. I will admit, I enjoying hunting. It is something I am good at and I take pleasure in what I am good at. I would not kill a creature I did not intend to eat though, unless it was to serve a purpose, such as killing a coyote.

      I also would not give a mouse to a snake, for example - owning a snake is puerile. Snakes serve no purpose, much as putting an unendangered animal into a zoo serves no purpose.

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    36. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He *gasp* might actually enjoy hunting. Real hunting, not chaining the animals down so they can't get away.

    37. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      I have no idea whether dogs actually taste good or not. I was throwing out hypotheses; hence the question mark at the end.

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    38. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dolphin steak and ham... Kill to eat is just fine by me, as long as they are handled as humanly as possible.

    39. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by climb_no_fear · · Score: 1

      I have hunted in the past. There, I admit it.

      However, I think the question for me is not, should they be allowed to hunt these animals but should they be allowed to hunt them in such an obviously cruel and hideous manner?

    40. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by dpidcoe · · Score: 1

      I don't even think it's an intelligence thing (lots of food mammals, especially pigs, are "smart"). It's more of the way that the slaughter is conducted.

      When we slaughter cows and pigs, great care is generally taken to ensure that not only is the animal is killed quickly and humanely, but that the animal remains calm throughout the process leading up to it. Contrast with the dolphin slaughter: they drive the dolphins into the cove by sticking pipes into the water and hammering on them in order to work the dolphins into a panic so that they run from what to them looks like a wall of sound. Then they're kept in the bay for some time while they hurt themselves trying to escape. A lot of engineering goes into the holding areas for cows and pigs to ensure that they aren't injured while being moved around.

      And finally, dolphin meat is rather sketchy as a product for human consumption. Because of the nature of what they eat (dolphins are pretty high up on the food chain), dolphin meat contains significantly higher amounts of mercury than other fish (and apparently doesn't even taste that great to most people).

      So now you've got unnecessary cruelty to a cute and intelligent animal for meat of dubious fitness for human consumption. It's basically a slam dunk case with plenty for everyone to object to, from the "save the baby seals because they're cute" crowd to members of the People for the Eating of Tasty Animals club.

    41. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by HairyNevus · · Score: 1

      This sounds like one set of animals has better PR than another.

      If only you knew how close to the truth you were. It's more like this set has worse PR than the others.

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    42. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by tsqr · · Score: 4, Funny
    43. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Yes. I will admit, I enjoying hunting.

      That wasn't the question...

      I would not kill a creature I did not intend to eat though, unless it was to serve a purpose, such as killing a coyote.

      But you answered it anyway, in that you don't take pleasure from the isolated act of ending an animal's life, which could possibly be inferred from your original post.

      Snakes serve no purpose

      Baby snakes would disagree!

      owning a snake is puerile.

      Why? People keep fish.

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    44. Re: Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny that you chose chickens out of that list. How about pigs? Pretty well known to be one of the smarter mammals around. At least, they've never launched a pointless war to my knowledge.

      Oh, heavens no, they're just vicious killers in the wild. They don't NEED a war to gore the hell out of anything that displeases them.

      No, I'm dead serious. You do know that piglets on farms have their teeth yanked before they have a chance to grow into something that can take chunks out of humans, right? And that's AFTER centuries of cultivation and breeding making them docile. They're not cute little adorable harmless farm animals, they're violent creatures if we don't cripple the hell out of them. Those tusks on wild warthogs aren't just for show, you know.

    45. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cows, chickens and pigs are domesticated and farmed almost entirely outside of the wildlife foodchain equilibrium. Cats and dogs were domesticated as pest hunters and guards respectively before they became pets. Trapping dolphins and fishing whales from the seas on the other hand are entirely different, especially for endangered species which are categorized as such because they are the most fragile part of an ecosystem that would ruin our collective shit if it were to collapse. Also no one can convince me that it's for sustenance; it's for the same reason as ivory poachers shoot animals and guards alike in Africa, the boatloads of money due to the demand from unscrupulous resellers and douchebags.

      If they invested in and developed the agricultural science required to domesticate and farm dolphins and whales to harvest the meat without impacting the ecosystem nor breaking laws, then I'd have no say in the matter. But my outrage comes from the absolute lack of shits given for the state they are leaving the earth to our descendants.

    46. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a steaming pile of K. S. Kyosuke stew.

    47. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would worry more about Mr. Biden. There are some species of Sponge that have more processing power than he does.

    48. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Hatta · · Score: 3

      I'd eat that.

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    49. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Octopus are really smart. Pass the calimari. Your point is moot.

    50. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      A range of tortoises and sharks have already gone extinct because we eat them. Overfishing is wide-spread. I would object much less to dolphin and whale killing for meat if they were bred for that purpose. But they are not. Fishers are just emptying the ocean. That's the difference.

      And later on cry foul on why we have to create regulations, and they can't fish as much as they used to (e.g. the new overfishing regulations by the EU).

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    51. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the one hand, dolphins are pretty smart and I like them. On the other hand, I like this hamburger I am eating.

      Wait, I lost the point I was trying to make.

    52. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The chickens are excited when my parents get home and feed them. They come when you call them.
      If some animals attacks them they make a bunch of noise so we can come out and chase whatever it is away.
      Sounds like chickens are intelligent to me.

    53. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A wild pig is more likely to charge you, tear you to shreds, and then possibly eat parts of you

    54. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by osiaq · · Score: 1

      Maybe this will help you: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/worl... I would separate hunting for food from hunting "just because we are fucking retards"

    55. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have figured it was obvious that most animals were sentient. I remember in grade school how their was always an effort to distinguish humans from animals. Theory after theory failed... oops, they use tools too. Get over it already. WE are fucking animals with a nice combination of opposable thumbs and some decent intelligence but not that different.

    56. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Octopus are really smart. Pass the calimari.

      But is a polpo smarter than a squid?

    57. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      It isn't a binary question. You can make an argument for any life form being intelligent. Where we draw that line sometimes determines life and death. Chickens are more intelligent than worms. Chickens are more intelligent than tofu cultures.

      When I hear about marine mammals being slaughtered, it makes me sad in exactly the same way it makes me sad when I hear about distant humans being slaughtered.

    58. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aurochs are extinct. And while dolphins might be smart (for an animal, which makes them pretty stupid) they are also tasty!

    59. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You absolutely can herd humans to the slaughter en-masse, and believing otherwise shows some very ugly parts of history may land up repeating themselves. I don't wish to godwin this thread, so Google "herding humans concentration camps" for more information.

    60. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      There are some animals like pigs and cows that can be herded and bred easily -- they hardly try to escape, and they reproduce in captivity easily and in large numbers. You can basically just catch a few of them in the wild and build a fence around them, and provide food and water, and they'll be content until the day you kill them.

      You've obviously never actually seen a wild pig, have you? I'd hardly say that they would "hardly try to escape," and you can just simply put them in captivity where they will be content.

      You've overlooking hundreds or even thousands of generations where livestock were specifically bred to be docile and live within the constraints we put on them. If some of your livestock babies happen to be too "wild" or dangerous or don't do what humans want, guess what? They aren't bred. You only choose to breed the animals that have good traits. Even after a few generations of only breeding the most docile animals, experiments have shown that "wild" animals can be turned into pets. Take the Siberian fox breeding project, which only started about 50 years ago. Even in just a few generations, the foxes' behavior was changed from "wild" to something much more desireable from a human perspective.

    61. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you know how I manifest contempt for people? I don't think about them, I don't bring them up unprompted in conversation, and if some aspect of my brain does randomly proffer a thought about them unbidden, I ignore it. Going out of your way to give shit to a popular (i.e. easy) target is what high schoolers do when they're scared or uncertain about their social standing.

    62. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly where do you get your information? All the sources I can google expressly state they are "Not Endangered"

      Yea that was his point... you have to assemble the letters into words and then read them, pretty easy.

      There are well over half a million bottlenose dolphins swimming all over the world, and their population numbers ARE stable.

    63. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Xest · · Score: 1

      "unless it was to serve a purpose, such as killing a coyote."

      What purpose is that exactly?

    64. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Adam+Jorgensen · · Score: 1

      Yeah.............last time I looked into this it turned out that there is basically one kooky biologist who is convinced that Dolphins are sentient and have an actual language...

      Pretty much everyone else working with dolphins is unconvinced. They're clever, for sure, but probably not to the degree of being self-aware of passing knowledge down across generations.

      As for unique identifies for individuals, dolphins are not unique in this regard.

    65. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno about you but I never come in peace. In vaginas yes. But never in peace.

    66. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody is slaughtering cows or pigs.

      There are self-moving piles of pork and beef, and we regularly slice them for the ease of cooking.

    67. Re: Is this a cuteness thing? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      We try to kill pigs humanely, first stunning them and then killing them quickly and as painlessly as possible. It's not perfect but we try. Unfortunately we can't extend the same humanity to dolphins when hunting them.

      There are also differences in the psychology of the two animals. Pigs will happily live on a farm, prevented from roaming too far but fed and looked after. Dolphins tend to have mental issues even in large tanks and need much more attention than pigs do. You can't really farm dolphins humanely.

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    68. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Stargoat · · Score: 1

      To keep it from killing things I want to kill or to keep it from interfering with me reintroducing a species, such as wild turkeys.

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    69. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is eating dogs and horses frowned upon in alot of areas?

      I would wager because in those areas, dogs and horses are useful workers. Horses could be used for transportation and pulling goods around. Dogs could be used to protect weaker/meeker animals or warn of approaching predators.

      When's the last time you heard of a pig actually doing something useful on a farm apart from eating all the shit that no one else would?

    70. Re: Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... they've never launched a pointless war to my knowledge.

      prepared to be shocked!

    71. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Xest · · Score: 1

      "To keep it from killing things I want to kill"

      So you want to kill to eat because you enjoy it, and you'll kill a coyote to ensure it doesn't prevent you having that enjoyment. How exactly does this make you any different from people who just kill things for enjoyment? You realise this makes you a hell of a hypocrite right?

      "or to keep it from interfering with me reintroducing a species, such as wild turkeys."

      But that makes no sense, coyotes are a natural predator, they're essential in the mechanism in reintroduction of species, you need predators to ensure those now wild animals that are not fit to survive in the wild do not survive, whilst those that are fit do survive and breed, hence maintaining a blood line of fit to survive turkeys or whatever. If you're culling the predators to allow unfit species to survive then you're on a fools errand, you're always going to lose because unless you completely wipe out those predators the predators are just going to grow in numbers due to the abundance of easily caught food - your unfit to survive by themselves turkeys until the turkeys are all easily eaten up, and then you see starvation of coyotes due to your failed experiment.

      If you want to protect and improve natural balance by reintroduction you can't do it in a half-arsed manner, you have to accept that some of your reintroduced species must die to allow those that are fit to survive.

      For what it's worth I fully support your idea of reintroduction, turkeys are essential for eating what we see as pests like ticks, but you're not going about it the right way. You have to let some of the turkeys die and nature will take it's course leaving those strong enough to escape coyotes to survive, breed, and grow in numbers. All you're doing right now is allowing your unfit turkeys to unnaturally pollute the gene pool with their unfit traits that allow them to be caught and eaten in the first place.

    72. Re: Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the herd. Ever thought about why young men buy powerful cars and race them at traffic lights? Why goats, sheep and buffalo have such ridiculously thick skulls? The buck may have worn himself out fighting but he fully intends to get on top of the other 7 does after his nap.

    73. Re:Is this a cuteness thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here we have an example of a whale that has not only learned to mimic speech but has some sense of when things should be said. That puts them at least on par with the smarter parrots.

  4. Why is this even on /.? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Really, this isn't the news I would expect for this site.

    1. Re:Why is this even on /.? by rok3 · · Score: 1

      This. WTF

    2. Re:Why is this even on /.? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it gets pageviews. The nerds see anything related to animals, and their blood pressure goes up. They become furious, screaming and whining about "Environmentalists!!!11" and "Animal rights activists!1!11!" and that leads to more and more angry posts, and more revenue for Dice.com. A lot of Slashdotters are very easily manipulated.

    3. Re:Why is this even on /.? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Welcome to "dice holdings" where it's no longer news for nerds, but facebook lite, with a tossing of twitter.

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    4. Re:Why is this even on /.? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Further proof that there should be a "-5, fucking selfish idiot" mod option.

      I guess my overrated mod will have to do. Fuck off internet loser.

    5. Re:Why is this even on /.? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Because Japan is a high tech place, and...uhh...

      Yeah, I got nuthin'.

    6. Re:Why is this even on /.? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because slashdot is being run by women and twinkies.

    7. Re:Why is this even on /.? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent insightful pls.

    8. Re:Why is this even on /.? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you clicked on it didnt you?

    9. Re:Why is this even on /.? by ath1901 · · Score: 1

      News for nerds? Only if they have frikkin lasers on their heads.
      Stuff that matters? Let's see. Black holes, keyboard layouts, kids dying from malaria, 3D printed guns... nope. It's not one of those.

      Post it on facebook. I'm sure it will get lots of likes.

    10. Re:Why is this even on /.? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Came here just to say this. Unless this shit stops ./ is gone from my list of sites to visit.

      Just today we have articles from Mother Jones and Sea Shepard... great, I can see this on flipboard or facebook too. But those sources don't provide a shred of tech information. Just politics and emotion. I want tech, and this mamby, pamby political bullshit can stay on it's corner of the web.

    11. Re:Why is this even on /.? by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 0

      Really, this isn't the news I would expect for this site.

      Indeed. Though I think I know the answer. Based on Slashdot's front page right now (only looking at older articles than this):
      "FreeBSD 10.0 Released" - 67 comments
      "Examining the User-Reported Issues With Upgrading From GCC 4.7 To 4.8" - 107 comments
      "Linux 3.13 Released" - 122 comments
      "AMD Considered GDDR5 For Kaveri, Might Release Eight-Core Variant" - 107 comments
      "Study Doubts Quantum Computer Speed" - 95 comments

      "200 Dolphins Await Slaughter In Japan's Taiji Cove" - 383 comments

      If the number of views can be extrapolated from the number of comments, this article has significantly more comments than those "nerd" articles above, and thus more views. More views = more ad revenue.

      Likewise:
      "Global-Warming Skepticism Hits 6-Year High" - 559 comments

      Somewhat nerd, maybe, but not in the typical computing sense that was the focus of this site in the past.

    12. Re:Why is this even on /.? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      You obviously missed the part where some penguin is going to save the day with OSS.

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    13. Re:Why is this even on /.? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering the number of posts on this topic, I'm guessing this is "stuff that matters".

    14. Re:Why is this even on /.? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People complain about this all the time, but to be honest even on subjects that are not strictly "news for nerds" I like reading the discussion of the subject here on slashdot than on other sites where it might be better suited.

  5. News for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't really give a shit. How is this tech worthy?

    1. Re:News for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because some of us have quite a bit of humanity in us and find the idea of highly intelligent, thinking, creatures been killed like this repugnant.

      However if you want a /. angle, try "Darwin speak!".

      (Can't believe that's 20 years old.)

    2. Re:News for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlike say cows or chickens, which are killed by the millions daily for food? Pretty sure they "think" too. I guess they just weren't smart enough to swim away from that net? Cute or not, your fellow humans in Japan would like to eat, and your kids want to go "oohhh and ahhh" at Sea World shows. The scraps your fellow humans don't eat will most likely end up as cat food. Life goes on, or not, depending where you are on the food chain.

  6. The Bowhead Whale slaughter in Alaska is worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It is always easier to criticize another country's slaughter of marine mammals than your own. Bowheads are critically endangered, yet they are still hunted is no fanfare.

    1. Re: The Bowhead Whale slaughter in Alaska is worse by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 1

      The bowhead is not endangered. It is endangered in certain areas but the overall numbers are fine.

    2. Re:The Bowhead Whale slaughter in Alaska is worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah. A couple arctic tribes with members in the hundreds who are in a state of constant subsistence living, taking a few animals which are important to their survival (both physical and cultural) is very much equitable to the Japanese culture which consists of millions who would see the entire oceans marine life compromised as long as the sashimi still flows.

  7. you can stay at hotel in s.f. for 0.10 btc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you feel security is important,,, try POT (Personal Open Terminal) leaving no question as to who & how we share our connections etc.... with. never a better time to consider ourselves in relation to creation just like the fishes we are

  8. Perspectives... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On average, about 8000 children die every day because they do not have enough to eat.
    But that's not news.

    Why am I supposed to care about 200 dolphins?

    1. Re: Perspectives... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      oddly enough *0.0* japanese children die of starvation, the ethiopian dolphin is safe for now.

    2. Re:Perspectives... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not having enough to eat has nothing to do with animal harvesting and normally has nothing to do with food harvesting in general.
       
      I'm surprised that a Slashdot user would have such a logical disconnect. Actually... I'm not anymore.

  9. Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the type of life that CONservatives want for all animals.

    1. Re:Sigh by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      While the liberals tend to live in a fantasy world where nature is paradise and every animal yearns to live free.

      Liberals, conservatives... those who pick a side on such simplistic classification may not be the brightest of individuals.

    2. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially you!

    3. Re: Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honey, is that you?

    4. Re:Sigh by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      While the liberals tend to live in a fantasy world where nature is paradise and every animal yearns to live free.

      Is it okay to eat your straw man?

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  10. Cute and friendly animals by benjfowler · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Of _course_ it's clickbait. Dolphins are cute and friendly.

    Now if they were sharks or snakes, nobody would care, and we wouldn't be reading about it, regardless of their ecological importance.

    Just another case of dumb, hyper-emotional people getting upset and attention-whoring. Nothing really to see here.

    1. Re:Cute and friendly animals by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Laughable bullshit, trite and untrue. You don't think people campaign to protect endangered sharks or snakes?

    2. Re:Cute and friendly animals by Sarten-X · · Score: 0

      Just another case of dumb, hyper-emotional people getting upset and attention-whoring. Nothing really to see here.

      Welcome to Slashdot. Please check your logic at the door, and remember that the robotic overlords have requested that you please keep your mind closed for the duration of your visit. In case of emergency, the hivemind will be available to give you further instruction.

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    3. Re:Cute and friendly animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Cute and friendly animals by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Yes, but not *nearly* so much. Why do you think the mascot for all endangered animals is the panda? It's cute.

    5. Re:Cute and friendly animals by TemperedAlchemist · · Score: 1

      Yeah that's not true, there's quite a campaign going for sharks. Gordon Ramsay is one name that comes to mind who has actually done work on it.

    6. Re:Cute and friendly animals by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Why do you think the mascot for all endangered animals is the panda? It's cute.

      It's the logo for one particular charity. The World Wide Fund for Nature. And here's why:

      "The Giant Panda mascot of WWF originated from a panda named Chi Chi that was transferred from the Beijing Zoo to the London Zoo in the same year of the establishment of WWF. As the only giant panda residing in the Western world at that time, along with its physical features and status as an endangered species, panda is seen to serve the need of a strong recognizable symbol of the organization. Moreover, the organization also needs an animal that would have an impact in black and white printing."

      It's also cute. But you're assuming that's the primary or perhaps sole reason. And that it's the universal mascot. It's neither.

    7. Re:Cute and friendly animals by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      He just wants to get the numbers up so he can serve it in his restaurants.

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    8. Re:Cute and friendly animals by Xest · · Score: 1

      Actually yes, there has been a massive global campaign against shark finning over the years (the practice of catching them, cutting off their fins, and throwing them back in finless to die) and has had great success in places like Europe.

  11. Might be tasty!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never had dolphin meat. Can anyone here enlighten me about the taste of it? Does it taste like other fish?

    1. Re:Might be tasty!!! by clickclickdrone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They're mammals, not fish.

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    2. Re:Might be tasty!!! by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      They taste like human. Pretty good--you should try it.

    3. Re:Might be tasty!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i had some this summer in the taiji area. its not bad, tastes like whale (that probably doesnt help much). fairly rich meat, not great but not bad. i preferred it as sashimi, though a fillet was good too.

      most of the iruka (dolphin) restarurants i saw prepared the meat in a myriad of ways, a lot like kujira (whale) restaurants. I think most people realize that the meat isnt really all that amazing, so the restaurants end up being kind of like food theme parks (each dish being a different ride) where they show off everything they can do with their signature ingredient (whale shochu?).

    4. Re:Might be tasty!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cows and Pigs are also mammals, not fish.

  12. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Millions of cows and pigs live happy happy rainbow lives in the west~~~

  13. Why is this on Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this on Slashdot?
    Where is the tech angle?

    Any suggestions of sites that serve content as Slashdot used to do 10 years ago?

    1. Re:Why is this on Slashdot? by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Have your towel with you? Those will say so long, would not thank for anything, and won't be around the next time you need them.

  14. Nice to be at the top of the food chain by sideslash · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Cows and especially pigs are highly intelligent animals. And they are totally delicious. Let's change our minds about those before we beat up the Japanese too badly, shall we?

    1. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure about cows. They may be highly intelligent, but they don't show it - they have been selectively bred to be quite passive and docile, for easier handling. Content to just stand around in a field, eating grass and remaining quite unresponsive to the world.

    2. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Japanese just need to domesticate dophin to point pigs and cows have been so that they behave in a more civil manner before slaughter.

    3. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 0

      Cows and especially pigs are highly intelligent animals. And they are totally delicious. Let's change our minds about those before we beat up the Japanese too badly, shall we?

      Pigs are definitely highly intelligent. As clean, smart, and affectionate as dogs, by all accounts.

      Wild animals in the food chain don't have much of a choice as to how they survive. Humans, on the other hand, do. We have reached a point where we no longer need to eat meat, plus it has a ton of other disadvantages (inefficient and expensive use of energy, it's better to get it direct from the plant, hygiene and safety issues, etc.). If we have the option of getting by without having to torture and murder animals, we should take that option if we want to be considered civilized.

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    4. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us already have. What's your excuse?

    5. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by sideslash · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I would suggest that you are mistaken about cows. (I grew up on a farm and live in farm country.) When cows are very old or sick or are in a small pen, they just stand around, because they don't have much choice. But when they are young and have access to wider pasture, they wander around and explore their world. It's true they spend a bunch of time grazing, but they also don't miss a chance to ogle anything unusual. For example, a turtle walking through a cow field will often capture the attention of the herd, which will follow it (cautiously, it might be dangerous!) on its way through.

    6. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by bob_super · · Score: 1

      We're still working on getting them cable.

    7. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by sideslash · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm a herd animal. :) Not enough people have changed their minds yet for me to follow.

    8. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      Cows and especially pigs are highly intelligent animals.

      Pigs, yes. Cows, no.

      But really, the discussion of the morality of eating animals is a slippery slope to veganism. If you like flesh for dinner, you just have to get over it. Obviously (for Westerners, at least), primates are out. But there's a long distance between primates and cows. And I wonder why it's OK to eat pork but not dolphin, pigs are possibly the smartest "farm animal", known to be quite intelligent.

      By the way, horse meat is delicious. In the 70's, due to certain economic factors effecting feed prices, beef became very expensive. Around Portland, where I grew up, there were several butcher shops (a type of business that has become near extinct) that sold various cuts of horse steaks "for your pets", that's not what most people bought these steaks for.

      Maybe I'm just immoral, but I'll a slab of venison, beef, or horse any day. Any day and any time is a good day and time to fire up the grill.

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    9. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by Talderas · · Score: 1

      News flash. Animals that are shown to be useful as working animals are generally perceived as non-food animals. When working animals can no longer work or keeping them is too expensive for their return they will be discarded.

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    10. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by just_another_sean · · Score: 1

      Cows and Pigs are farmed and raised specifically for food. Until the Japanese start using domestication processes that ensure the survival of dolphins for many generations to come I don't really care which animal is more intelligent. I worry more about extinction - we've put measures in place to ensure the long term survival of cows and pigs, dolphins, not so much.

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    11. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who start out comments with "News flash..." can generally be ignored as self-absorbed asshats.

    12. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cows and especially pigs are highly intelligent animals. And they are totally delicious. Let's change our minds about those before we beat up the Japanese too badly, shall we?

      I hadn't considered that the Japanese might be delicious unbeaten as well.

    13. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      the discussion of the morality of eating animals is a slippery slope to veganism.

      In other words, veganism is the only logical outcome of a discussion about the morality of eating animals.

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    14. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by JanneM · · Score: 1

      Same thing with deer, moose, pheasant, duck, most fish, octopus, squid ... And they all go by the hundreds of thousands or millions, not a couple of hundred. Might want to begin by outlawing hunting and fishing in general then.

      BTW, bottlenose dolphins are not endangered. They apparently aren't all that good eating either. Without all the noise, the attention and the furor the tradition would probably be well on its way to disappear altogether. Now it looks set to continue for decades to come or longer.

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    15. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do the world a favor, and shut the fuck up.

      Seriously, everyone who hears your patronizing and boring bullshit wants to club you with a rock. I'm guessing someone who has met you today has entertained that fantasy.

      Eat the food you want and stay out of other people's shit.

    16. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. People who actually grew up around cows and chickens realize that they are intelligent to some extent.
      Everyone just likes dolphins because tv shows them that way. If there had been a show about a rooster instead of flipper everyone would be bitching about how many chickens we kill.

    17. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Sentience. Primates have it. Dolphins have it. Whales probably do. Cephlapods might. I do not eat any of those, though truthfully I have tried calamari and find it gross tasting.

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    18. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by sierra077 · · Score: 1
      Yes, but I'd hope that all animals are treated humanely even if used for food. Corralling a whole wild pod and dissecting it up over several days, some for captivity, some for slaughter, just doesn't strike me as the same. Here is the video to watch... some may find it disturbing. I know there is at least some effort in western nations to make domesticated livestock unaware of what is coming.

      I do eat meat and struggle a bit with it ethically. So I do try to source it from farms where the animals are raised on pastures instead of "factories". And aren't dolphins carnivores? Don't we normally frown on eating other carnivores?

    19. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by bluegutang · · Score: 1

      I haven't been able to believe cows are intelligent ever since reading this comment.

    20. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      Cows and especially pigs are highly intelligent animals. And they are totally delicious. Let's change our minds about those before we beat up the Japanese too badly, shall we?

      Why? Don't you like your Japanese meat tender?

    21. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by sideslash · · Score: 1

      Chickens may not be a great example, as they are pretty dumb. We're in the same branch of animals as cows; but chickens are over there with the T-Rex's. Which raises another good reason to eat birds -- payback for early reptile/mammal relations.

    22. Re:Nice to be at the top of the food chain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cows and especially pigs are highly intelligent animals. And they are totally delicious. Let's change our minds about those before we beat up the Japanese too badly, shall we?

      Why? Are the Japanese highly intelligent, totally delicious animals too?

      Om nom nom nom nom....

  15. I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is the outrage? This species of dolphin is not at all endangered. It's perfectly acceptable meat.

    1. Re:I don't get it. by TemperedAlchemist · · Score: 1

      The same could be said of humans.

    2. Re:I don't get it. by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but near as I can tell, the slaughtering began yesterday (hence all of the blood in the water in the CNN video), so at this point most of the media coverage is just impotent grandstanding on the part of talking heads looking for a good story that will give them the high ground. The fact is, if this stuff actually mattered to those people, they'd have been engaging in calls to action days or weeks ago, rather than now. And these are the same people that won't say or do anything else about this annual event until it's happening again next year and they have literal blood in the water that they can show outrage over.

      Mind you, I'm not suggesting that everyone showing outrage now fits into that characterization. By no means! There are plenty of comments from other Slashdotters with valid reasons for outrage who may have been unaware of these issues up until now. Rather, I'm constraining my comment to the media's talking heads that like to rile people up.

      As for me, I don't see the problem either, but I can understand where some others are coming from.

    3. Re:I don't get it. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      And if the dolphin is sentient, as seems to be the case, then what? What standard do we apply when we have a creature with intelligence approaching that of a member of H. sapiens (not equal to, at least so far as we can tell, but certainly approaching)?

      This isn't a question of killing endangered species, but a question of what line as regards sentience and intelligence do we draw in what we can wantonly kill; whether it's for food, pleasure or otherwise. It is a serious ethical question, and one that has up until recently mainly been asked of our closest relatives; the great apes (of which we just happen to be a short-haired variety). But as evidence grows that at least some other animals; the Cetaceans, elephants, the apes (and in particular our fellow hominoids, share at least some of the cognitive features that we tend to associate with sentience and intelligence, I think we have to start asking whether the mass killings of these animals constitutes a form of murder.

      Yes, I know it's very complex, and drawing that line is never going to satisfy everyone, but I think any reasonable analysis of dolphin behaviors suggest that whatever the line is, they sit on our side of it.

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    4. Re:I don't get it. by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      People have short attention spans, so you want to produce the story when it's most graphic.

    5. Re:I don't get it. by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      And if the dolphin is sentient, as seems to be the case, then what?

      [citation needed]

      And, by that, I mean actual science, not 'look at the pretty dolphin!' hippy crap.

    6. Re:I don't get it. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      How about the mirror test, which bottlenose dolphins are among a very select group of animals that are capable of passing it.

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  16. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This just sounds like one big emotional summary about fishing. Heavily one-sided as well, which doesn't surprise me considering it's Sea Shepard.

    Cry me a river.

    1. Re:So? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Technically this is more mammaling than fishing.

  17. It's murder by beady.el7512 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Tradition is not a defense. Not even partial. If their traditional vocation were rounding up people and carving them up to sell their organs, then their tradition would be one the world would rightly seek to eradicate. This is morally equivalent, and I don't give a crap whether anyone agrees.

    1. Re:It's murder by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

      Definition of murder is killing another of the same species. Since dolphins are not human, it's not murder if a human does it.

      Summary didn't say whether bottlenose dolphins are rare or endangered. If they are, they should be protected from fishermen. Otherwise I don't see a problem with harvesting a small percentage for their meat.

    2. Re:It's murder by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Let's extend your logic. Let's imagine we met some intelligent alien race when and if we ever go to the stars. Now, maybe they're not quite as intelligent as us. Maybe they're still in the neolithic. What you're saying is that it would be perfectly fine for us to kill them because they don't have the benefit of being a member of H. sapiens. Does that sum things up?

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  18. So if this dolphin is canned... by salahx · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...will they be able to certify it as tuna-safe ?

    1. Re:So if this dolphin is canned... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course. How many tuna do you know that can open a can?

  19. this is just sick!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All I have to say about this is these Japs are fucking retards! Daulphins are smarter than most humans out there for one thing. And yes we do kill cows, pigs, chicken, But we dont terrorize them for days on end before doing so. (If some of them do then shame on those fucking morons to)

  20. Tech news? by dirtaddshp · · Score: 0

    Why is this on slashdot?

  21. exactly by beefoot · · Score: 1

    Like others had said, we kill millions of animals every single day in the name of foods, etc. I don't see this as any worse or any better than slaughter houses killing farm animals. Perhaps the only slight difference is these dolphins are in the wild. It is the same as "fishermen" in Canada killing baby seals, "fishermen" in Finland killing whales, etc. What should we do though as a consumer? Vote with your money/pocket! What should we do as a human being? ...

  22. click-bait? by markhahn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, this is not clickbait.

    Normal, mentally-healthy humans have a lot of empathy - otherwise we're psychopaths. Sure, the amount of empathy varies - mainly as a function of whether the animal in question tends to act human-like. We should embrace this, not cynically write it off - empathy *IS* humanity.

    Yes, that also means that anyone who is intelligent and reflective will be uncomfortable with eating meat, concerned how the animal died, and of course what kind of animal it was. This is basically orthogonal to issues of environmental or ecological impact.

    1. Re:click-bait? by spire3661 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Yes, that also means that anyone who is intelligent and reflective will be uncomfortable with eating meat"

      Empathy clashes with survivalist instinct. I can gnaw on the bones of a cow and feel empathy for it, but that doesn't mean im going to stop eating meat. At the base level, our brains see nothing wrong with killing these animals for food. We are the stronger species, we win. Empathy is evolutionarily expensive.

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    2. Re:click-bait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, those who feel and think the way you do are "human", those who don't aren't. Why the preparatory de-humanizing? Are you practicing for the speech you'll give when you've got a few un-humans lined against a wall?

    3. Re:click-bait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You're a fucking idiot. If you feel that kind of empathy towards animals, it's because you're less than human.

    4. Re:click-bait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but... but... "humans are hunter gatherers", I know, because the TV told me over, and over, and over again, so it MUST be true... (sarcasm).

      Human beings who torture and kill animals are neurotic, dysfunctional, and a threat to every other human being around them. Thus, human beings are obviously NOT supposed to eat animals, otherwise ALL human beings would be able to torture and kill animals without exhibiting neuroses (beginning with a lack of empathy - i.e. being a psychopath).

      Carnivorous animals are non-neurotic, even though they hunt and kill other animals. My cat is gentle and loving, but from time to time he tortures and kills mice, in a brutal fashion. That's because cats are supposed to kill small animals.

      The killing of animals by humans is a NEUROTIC and dysfunctional act, passed down from parent to child through child abuse. Genghis Khan came from a tribe of backward savages who ate virtually nothing BUT meat, and look what he and his band of similarly screwed-up SCUM did to the world.

      I wonder what it would take for the average person to admit they are simply WRONG to eat animal products? How much animal suffering would you have to see, before you actually admitted to yourself that you were doing something WRONG by paying other people to torture and kill animals for you? How can you continue claiming to be 'human' and that you know how to love, when clearly you CAN'T love, if you are so uncaring about the atrocious suffering that YOU are causing, by the foods you eat?

    5. Re:click-bait? by Ardyvee · · Score: 2

      I don't think anyone who is intelligent and reflective will be uncomfortable with eating meat. While I do agree that there is a part of humanity who is not really reflective, I do think that somebody intelligent can reach the conclusion that: while we should work towards reducing suffering on other animals (regardless of animal), and preferably skip the animal (as a being) part altogether (and thus grow the muscle tissue directly, as long as it keeps a good taste, of course), the benefits (it tastes good, it feeds you [how well it feeds you]) outweighs the disadvantages (knowing the pain the animal suffered, what kind of animal was) and decide that there is no point on concerning themselves with it afterwards. Thus, they won't be uncomfortable although they might have a preference for other sources of food.

      Or to put it another way, despite me knowing how animals are treated (or have an idea, not really my area of interest) and that some animals are more intelligent than others, I'd try the meat anyway, and will continue to consume meat. I don't concern myself with these thoughts when I sit down to eat (nor when buying). I would eat what a hunter would bring if I knew one. I like meat. However, if somebody tells me that they found a way to grow meat and have it taste the same (or very damn close) that doesn't involve growing a full animal, I'll give it a try and probably tend to consume that one.

      Humans have limited resources. Some decide that, after reflection, they are okay with the current status and that there are other areas that they would rather invest their resources.

      Or I can just be a psychopath and am fooling myself into thinking other normal people might be like me. Who knows? We live in a world of madmen, after all.

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    6. Re:click-bait? by swillden · · Score: 1

      We are the stronger species, we win. Empathy is evolutionarily expensive.

      I'd say that empathy is so evolutionarily valuable that it's the fundamental reason we are the stronger species.

      It seems very likely that we evolved the capacity for empathy because people who have it are more effective at understanding the points of view of others, which is a pre-requisite to the more effective forms of cooperation. It's clearly our ability to cooperate which makes us the dominant species on the planet because as individuals we're pretty weak and ineffectual compared to other megafauna.

      Of course, it's only really empathy for others who are likely to be willing to cooperate with us that is evolutionarily useful. This extends beyond our own species, though, and encompasses animals whose companionship or service we value (think dogs, horses). You'll get better service from a horse that you treat well, and you're more likely to treat it well if you can empathize with it. But our brains don't distinguish degrees of utility that finely, so many animals get empathy from us, largely in correlation to how easy it is for us to identify with them. Dolphins, with their obvious intelligence, sociability and playfulness, generate strong empathic responses in people, even though as marine animals they're quite different from us.

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    7. Re:click-bait? by Ardyvee · · Score: 1

      Dammit, I should have phrased the first sentence better: replace "I don't think anyone who is intelligent and reflective will be uncomfortable" with "I don't think that everyone who is intelligent and reflective will be uncomfortable".

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    8. Re:click-bait? by Yakasha · · Score: 1

      No, this is not clickbait.

      Normal, mentally-healthy humans have a lot of empathy

      That is exactly why it IS click bait. Especially from a for-profit "news" outlet like CNN. Especially when re-posted on a "news for nerds" for-profit news site.

      Actually I think I just argued against myself. Ok, its not clickbait here... its just off-topic.

    9. Re:click-bait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a lot of bias and double standard we use to judge what is healthy behavior.

      Sure the dophins might suffer as greatly as humans, but we still wage war and justify it.

      I like dolphins, I don't think I would target them specificly for a food source.

      But to say this is any better/worse than other human activities is ignorant and short sited.

      What are the other facts. Is this just for sport? Greed $$ or is this is legitimate as running a Zoo. Could this be made more legitimate?

      I think it could be done more humanely. I also think it's silly for people to think of themselves as any better than dolphins. But I don't think it's silly to not eat that which you can kill for survival.

      Taking it a step further towards exploitative agriculture and you have the basic human model of existence.

      Either re-work your own perceptions or GTFO out of your neighbors behavior.

      I highly doubt anyone is particularly in the right in this specific case.

    10. Re:click-bait? by Fwipp · · Score: 1

      "Survivalist instinct," like you're worried about the human race dying out from not eating meat.

      We'd be able to produce much _more_ food if we didn't rely so heavily on eating animals. Each level of the food chain is another inefficiency, in terms of transferring the sun's energy into our mouths. Dolphins, as I'm sure you know, eat fish, squid, etc, which mostly in turn eat smaller fish. Each of those living beings expends energy just by being alive, hunting prey, and doing whatever it is that fish do all day. Only something like 15% of the energy consumed by the prey makes its way up to the predator at each level.

      If you were worried about the "expense" of being empathetic, you might want to instead think about the incredible cost of eating other animals.

    11. Re:click-bait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But is it click-click-whistle-click-bait?

    12. Re:click-bait? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      If empathy was evolutionarily expensive, humans would be a species of sociopaths. We aren't, therefore whatever the cost of empathy (and I think I'd debate your core point because I think empathy can confer a survival advantage), there is something in this trait that aids our survival.

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    13. Re:click-bait? by dpidcoe · · Score: 1

      Empathy clashes with survivalist instinct. I can gnaw on the bones of a cow and feel empathy for it, but that doesn't mean im going to stop eating meat. At the base level, our brains see nothing wrong with killing these animals for food. We are the stronger species, we win. Empathy is evolutionarily expensive.

      You don't have to feel bad about eating meat to feel empathy for the animal. Some of the older guys in my boy scout troop got to do some basic SEAR training for a weekend at camp pendleton. One of the things was killing/preparing/cooking/eating a rabbit. No one really felt bad about it, and most described their feelings as something more along the lines of gratefulness to the rabbit for providing them with food that night.

    14. Re:click-bait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that also means that anyone who is intelligent and reflective will be uncomfortable with eating meat,

      I'm pretty sure that anyone that is intelligent and reflective would come to their own conclusions about eating meat. I'm also pretty sure that anyone that possesses intelligence or the ability to reflect would be wise enough to not make that claim in the first place.

    15. Re:click-bait? by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      At the base level, our brains see nothing wrong with killing these animals for food.

      Speak for yourself.

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    16. Re:click-bait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm less likely to eat a fellow omni/carnivore predator mammal, which dolphins are, but cows and pigs aren't.

    17. Re:click-bait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Yes, that also means that anyone who is intelligent and reflective will be uncomfortable with eating meat

      bull-fucking-shit.

      I know plenty of intelligent reflective people who have no problems at all eating meat. Eating meat is instinctual. We are omnivores.

    18. Re:click-bait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where does sitting on your fat ass in front of a light panel, arguing bullshit with other people fit on your "survival instinct" scale?
       
      I love fags like you who like to use nature as an excuse when it fits you but defy it when it doesn't.
       
      Go suck another dick while you tell yourself your bullshit lies over and over again.

    19. Re:click-bait? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Yes, that also means that anyone who is intelligent and reflective will be uncomfortable with eating meat

      One of the most classic strawmen ever - defining those who fail to agree with you as unintelligent and ignorant. You're not insightful, you're a jackass in human skin.

    20. Re:click-bait? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I feel sorry for cows. but really it's their fault for tasting so good.

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    21. Re:click-bait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Yes, that also means that anyone who is intelligent and reflective will be uncomfortable with eating meat"

      Empathy clashes with survivalist instinct. I can gnaw on the bones of a cow and feel empathy for it, but that doesn't mean im going to stop eating meat.

      Me neither, but are you truly COMFORTABLE with it, if you really think about it? I eat meat, but I do my best to not think about it too hard when I do.

    22. Re:click-bait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you're an asshole and if you think you're intelligent you're just fooling yourself.
       
      Keep justifying your cruelty. Hopefully someone doesn't have mercy on you and you die a slow and painful death filled with terror.

    23. Re:click-bait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except not exactly. The animal died so that I may live, such is the nature of things.
      In any case, many animals act "human-like" in that they eat other animals, it's kind of silly when you stop to think that animals eat each other, humans are animals, animals eat humans, but it's somehow immoral for humans to eat animals? The other sad part is that the intelligence you cite as resulting in feeling uncomfortable about eating meat evolved precisely as a result of... Eating meat. Really, take a look at the skulls of pre-omnivorous hominids and compare to meat-eating hominids.

      That being said, if you don't want to eat meat because you feel bad for the animal, that's your choice, but for fuck's sake, making it up to be a functional byproduct of human intelligence is just fucking stupid.

  23. Nothing like some tech news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    How does this matter to a nerd? Will it affect the release of a stable btrfs?

    1. Re:Nothing like some tech news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because not all nerds are completely devoid of compassion?

    2. Re:Nothing like some tech news! by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Well, I think the issue is that when the time comes to build a Galactic Superhighway, they won't be saying "So long, and thanks for all the fish" and more likely to say "Well, you're on your own now"

  24. Local customs can change. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Although the hunting of dolphins is widely condemned in the west, Japanese defend the practice as a local custom ...

    You know, back in the 1940s, it was local US custom to intern Japanese Americans. Apparently, we don't do that any more...

    ... and say it is no different to the slaughter of other animals for meat.

    Some would argue that killing dolphins (and whales) is more akin to killing humans [ or at least chimps - or Republicans (kidding, Kidding - geesh) ] than other animals killed for their meat, due to their high intelligence. For example, Dolphins don't build nuclear reactors in earthquake and/or tsunami zones.

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    1. Re:Local customs can change. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, Dolphins don't build nuclear reactors in earthquake and/or tsunami zones.

      But they do pack rape female dolphins, so I guess they haven't really evolved that much

    2. Re: Local customs can change. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, snap.

    3. Re:Local customs can change. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How DARE you compare the intelligence of republican humans and dolphins in the same sentence. To compare one set of beings that is arguably one of the most intelligent groups on the planet to another that we know has inferior intelligence is just wrong. What an insult to dolphins!

    4. Re:Local customs can change. by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Speaking of WWII and Japan, we encouraged them to eat more dolphin and whale when we were rebuilding them. Custom? Please. It's a dying generation remembering what they ate in grade school because that was the cheapest meat available, and an industry which doesn't want to admit to it's shareholders that it's time to fold.

    5. Re:Local customs can change. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Rebuilding", that is a nice way of phrasing it. It almost sounds like something good.

    6. Re:Local customs can change. by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Explain to me how Japan would have fared better ruined after the war, under soviet rule. Draw examples from other Soviet countries please.

    7. Re:Local customs can change. by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      I'm also trying to understand exactly when "selling dolphins to theme parks" became a traditional local Japanese custom in the first place...

    8. Re:Local customs can change. by akozakie · · Score: 1

      On the other hand I have to agree with this part:

      Taiji dolphin fishermen are just conducting a legal fishing activity in their traditional way in full accordance with regulations and rules under the supervision of both the national and the prefectural governments. Therefore, we believe there are no reasons to criticize the Taiji dolphin fishery.

      I fully agree with that. They are doing what they've been doing for a long time and it's completely legal - there is absolutely no reason to criticize them. But the "regulations and rules"? That's a different question.

      We shouldn't be criticizing the fishermen doing their job. They are not in any way responsible for international relations. They do what they always did - people do not tend to think critically about such traditions. Since most of /. readers are probably Americans: would you freely criticize all the slave owners from your own history? Slaves were not "people". Some owners thought a bit differently - but not that much differently, the modern minds of that time would be considered unbelievably racist today. It took a long time (plus a war, but that's a detail) to change the dominant mindset.

      We should be criticizing the fact that the country is not doing anything to eliminate this tradition. It won't happen overnight, but with insufficient pressure it seems that they're unwilling to make even a small step in that direction. A step only the local government (national or prefectural) can take.

      Leave the fishermen alone. But don't stop pressuring their government. Hard!

    9. Re:Local customs can change. by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      I most certainly do criticize slave owners. Just like I criticize Nazis involved in the interment camps. Just following orders is not an excuse.

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    10. Re:Local customs can change. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      We shouldn't be criticizing the fishermen doing their job.

      Of course, just because a job exists doesn't mean it has to be done or that it's moral. "I was just following orders" and "I was just doing my job" are perilously close arguments. If child prostitution was legal somewhere (and it probably is, somewhere) would you condone that "job" too?

      The slavery angle is a bit off comparing past and current behaviors. The dolphins are being killed now, despite the general World view that it's wrong.

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    11. Re:Local customs can change. by RedBear · · Score: 1

      Speaking of WWII and Japan, we encouraged them to eat more dolphin and whale when we were rebuilding them. Custom? Please. It's a dying generation remembering what they ate in grade school because that was the cheapest meat available, and an industry which doesn't want to admit to it's shareholders that it's time to fold.

      The funniest part of this whole affair to me is two things (if the movie The Cove is to be believed). First, the people trying to protect the dolphins apparently offered to pay the dolphin fishermen more than the dolphin meat was worth in exchange for NOT killing the dolphins. The fisherman refused (allegedly). So clearly the dolphin killing is not about making money, but rather a sort of local cultural thing they've become very stubbornly and emotionally attached to. They'd rather kill dolphins and make less money than not kill dolphins and make more money.

      Second, dolphins and whales, being at the top of their respective food chains, have highly toxic levels of mercury in their tissues and are basically unfit for human consumption, and probably will be until we can completely clear the oceanic food chain of mercury and other bio-accumulative toxins. Yet this prefecture not only sells this meat in local grocery stores but also for a while forced it to be used as part of their school lunch programs, causing an epidemic of mercury-induced mental retardation in their children. Even better, Japanese school children are required to eat what they are given in school, so it's not like you could tell your kid to opt out of eating the mercury-laden dolphin meat.

      I like a lot of things about Japan and Japanese culture. But there is one thing that cannot be argued with. They are really some of the weirdest people on Earth in many ways, and it's very difficult for an outsider to understand a lot of their cultural motivations. The way that they continue to stubbornly fight for their right to slaughter dolphins for food, and to take whales in international waters for "research" (and then sell the whale meat for food) even though the meat has such toxic levels of mercury is something that confounds my understanding. My best guess is that it has something to do with the whole Asian "saving face" concept as well as nostalgia. I get the feeling that they feel they would be dishonored as a culture and made to appear weak if they admitted that they were doing something most of the rest of the world now finds highly repugnant, so they continue to insist that there is absolutely nothing wrong with what they are doing. The only way to get them to stop is to find a way to let them stop doing it without looking like they're backing down and admitting they're doing something "wrong". But it's become at this point so much of a "Japan against the World" scenario that a resolution is going to be very difficult.

      But I'm sure the issue is actually a great deal more complicated than it appears on the surface, involving not just culture and honor and nostalgia but politics and lots of money as well. It may be easier to find peace in the Middle East than to get the Japanese to stop whaling and killing dolphins. If they ever do stop it will likely be something they decide to do on their own from the pressure of some internal cultural change.

    12. Re:Local customs can change. by akozakie · · Score: 1

      What has the general World view to do with this? The local view is what matters, that's what sets the moral standards. If child prostitution is legal somewhere, most locals probably see nothing wrong with it. And that's exactly my point - to get things to change you need to influence the local view. That's something only the local government can do, through education and law (or you can wait - local view slowly follows global trends anyway). Outside pressure by people with different moral standards is rarely effective, especially in such traditional populations. Otherwise the US would have abolished capital punishment long ago.

      And I will most strongly oppose this sentence:

      The slavery angle is a bit off comparing past and current behaviors.

      as a clear fallacy. Do you really believe we currently live in the perfect society that finally knows what is right? Because this is exactly what most people thought, throughout history. Keeping slaves used to be current behavior. Zeitgeist changes, morality fluctuates. As it does not change in global synchrony, you always get "modern" places and "backwards" places. Sometimes a while later the "modern" view is seen as "degenerate" and the "backwards" view returns.

      Besides, remember e.g. Rwanda. Killing humans is even more obviously wrong, yet hundreds of thousands died for stupid reasons and the World has done too little too late. Makes this case pale in comparison.

    13. Re:Local customs can change. by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      You know, back in the 1940s, it was local US custom to intern Japanese Americans. Apparently, we don't do that any more...

      We don't?

    14. Re:Local customs can change. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      You know, back in the 1940s, it was local US custom to intern Japanese Americans. Apparently, we don't do that any more...

      We don't?

      Excellent point, although (according to Wikipedia) 62% of the people interned were actually American citizens, of Japanese heritage, whose *only* offense was being of Japanese heritage.

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  25. Dolphins not so smart: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dolphins aren’t as special as you think

    Their intelligence, like all intelligence, is a complex matter, but basically, they are not as smart as their reputation suggests; although, stating that they are as smart (dumb) as chickens also overstates things.

    1. Re:Dolphins not so smart: by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      Their intelligence, like all intelligence, is a complex matter, but basically, they are not as smart as their reputation suggests; although, stating that they are as smart (dumb) as chickens also overstates things.

      But I hear they taste like chicken.

    2. Re:Dolphins not so smart: by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      But I hear they taste like chicken.

      Everything tastes like chicken because the Matrix doesn't know any better...

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    3. Re:Dolphins not so smart: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They play, they have compassion, they have saved humans, in my book that qualify as NOT FOOD.

    4. Re:Dolphins not so smart: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but your post's title is incorrect. That article is not saying Dolphins aren't smart. And really insofar as may own POV goes, the title of that article is also incorrect, from reading it, it does seem they are as special as I thought they were.

  26. Please REPEAT by Jack9 · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is NOT tech news.

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    1. Re:Please REPEAT by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is a nerd site, not a tech site. Non-human intelligence, sentience, and the rights of those possessing it seems like a reasonably nerdy subject to me. Plenty of sci-fi books and shows have examined those themes.

    2. Re:Please REPEAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, NOT stuff that matters.

    3. Re:Please REPEAT by asmkm22 · · Score: 1

      It's a good thing this isn't just a tech site then.

    4. Re:Please REPEAT by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      You've been around long enough that you should know that Slashdot never was in any of its incarnations "just about tech news." It was always news for nerds, which covered Astronomy and Biology and Legos and Batman, and it was stuff that matters - which is everything that mattered to Commander Taco and the rest of the gang.

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    5. Re:Please REPEAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only until you put fricking lasers on them!

    6. Re:Please REPEAT by Jack9 · · Score: 1

      I've been around long enough to see ppl WHARGLBRGL about liberty all day long, but when it comes to protesting simple content inconsistency, we see total inaction. THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE NEWS FOR THIS SITE and wrongs of the past do not change that.

      Please REPEAT.

      This is NOT tech news.

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    7. Re:Please REPEAT by Triklyn · · Score: 2

      no, this really doesn't have any place on slashdot, the only way this article tangentially approaches technology or science is in the comments section. non-human intelligence, sentience and non-human rights might be appropriate, if this were new research concerning those topics, but this isn't that.

    8. Re:Please REPEAT by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      if i get shouted down for trying to defend an article about chris christie, i'm not going to let this slide. I admitted it had no place, and neither does this.

    9. Re:Please REPEAT by gameboyhippo · · Score: 1

      It's up here for the same reason /. posts anti-religion articles every other week despite having nothing to do with technology or nerd culture. /. caters to the political views of /. readers so occasionally they'll post articles like this.

    10. Re:Please REPEAT by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      This is a left biased nerd site, not a tech site.

      There, fixed that for you. And properly explained why the article is on the front page to boot.

    11. Re:Please REPEAT by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Oh shut up, this is just as much stuff that matters as anything else posted to the site and perhaps more so than a lot of other things.

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    12. Re:Please REPEAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say that now, but you'll change your tune when the time traveling space aliens invade and our hero and savior, Ecco has been eaten by the Japanese.

    13. Re:Please REPEAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, this is the "stuff that matters" part.

    14. Re:Please REPEAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, tech news is actually pretty fucking boring on it's own.

  27. Re:2 wrongs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Please never compare slavery and eating meat. As a black male, I find that repulsive and hyperbolic.

  28. Everyone creates arbitrary lines by vistic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Vegetarianism is about the minimization of cruelty and suffering.

    Plant life does not factor into it because they can not suffer. They can’t suffer because they have no nervous system with which to think. They also have no physical mechanisms with which to feel pain. And even if they did, they have no thoughts, so the pain would mean nothing. They have no fear, panic, or sadness. They live, but they live without consciousness. So you can not torture a plant or make it suffer.

    On the animal spectrum, not all animals are the same since some animals have small brains and simple thoughts and other animals have complex brains and complex thoughts. At the top of the animal spectrum you have humans with the most complex brains and abstract thoughts and intense sensations of fear. Humans have a high capacity to suffer. On the other end of the spectrum you have animals like spiders with comparatively simple nervous systems and simple thoughts. They have a much smaller capacity to suffer. That’s why it would feel more painful to watch someone rip the legs off a spider than watch someone rip the legs off a cat or horse or chimpanzee. So there’s a spectrum of animals ordered by how self-aware they are and how complex their thinking is: spiders, fish, chickens, ravens, octopus, cats, dogs, pigs, cows, horses, dolphins, gorillas, chimpanzees, humans... roughly something like that. Everyone draws a line on the spectrum, whether consciously or unconsciously, what they are comfortable with. Some people are fine eating fish and chicken, but not pigs and cows. Other people are fine eating pigs and cows, but not chimpanzees, who are almost human. Some people are even fine eating chimpanzees and feel no empathy when they shout and panic. Almost everyone at least agrees that it’s not ok to eat humans. But some people even do that. A vegetarian draws the line at it being not ok to eat any animal.

    Some people argue that oysters, despite being animals, are vegetarian. They aren’t, by definition of the word vegetarian, but it is true that the argument for plants applies to oysters. Oysters do not have a central nervous system, no consciousness, and no thoughts. So they can not suffer.

    Not all vegetarians are vegetarian for the same reasons. Some people have a spiritual belief that all life is sacred and equal, but that’s not my belief and not something that’s supported by any facts I’ve seen. What I outlined above, though, is simple fact and simple reasoning.

    1. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plants don't necessarily have to die in order for animals, including humans, to eat from them. For example, I can pick an apple without killing the apple tree.

      I personally do not eat or use any animal products. In my view it would be immoral to do so.

    2. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by anagama · · Score: 2

      Everyone draws a line on the spectrum, whether consciously or unconsciously, what they are comfortable with. Some people are fine eating fish and chicken, but not pigs and cows.

      I'm here -- I chose to draw that line at only eating animals not having a neo-cortex, although I do give octopi honorary mammal status. It's somewhat arbitrary of course, but eating other mammals feels sort of broadly cannibalistic.

      I've been eating this way for about nine or ten years and I don't miss anything about eating mammals. I've basically forgotten what they taste like -- I think it was about one or two years into this that I lost all cravings for mammal meat. I do however continue to drink milk and eat cheese and butter on the pretense that all the milk cows I see seem pretty happy out in their fields, though I do recognize there is ancillary cruelty wreaked upon male calves. I've thought of getting my own cow, but we had one for a while when I was a kid and there is just no way to deal with 5 or 6 gallons of milk per day -- even after making butter, giving away all we could, as a family of 5 we still ended up pouring most of it out in the garden. So we sold the cow. Some mini-cows produce only 2-3 gallons but still, I like milk and all, but 15 gallons/wk is way too much, so I've chosen to ignore the guilt I should feel about dairy.

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    3. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by dmbasso · · Score: 4, Informative

      While I mostly agree with you, please consider being more open about some concepts, like consciousness. You simply assume that plants are unconscious, because "they have no nervous system". Actually they have, although one very dissimilar to our own [1]. How can you affirm that their subjective interpretation of bodily damage is not similar to e.g. a fish's one?

      [1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plant_perception_(physiology)

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    4. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by jafac · · Score: 5, Informative

      Plant life does not factor into it because they can not suffer.

      according to your definition of "suffer".

      They can’t suffer because they have no nervous system with which to think.

      Why is thinking a necessary criterion for suffering?

      They also have no physical mechanisms with which to feel pain.

      Their mechanisms are different from those of animals, to be sure. No nerves, etc. But plants DO have mechanisms for registering and even communicating physical damage and distress.
      http://www.reeis.usda.gov/web/crisprojectpages/0187702-mechanism-for-biosynthesis-release-and-detection-of-volatile-chemical-in-plant-insect-interactions.html

      And even if they did, they have no thoughts, so the pain would mean nothing.

      Yes. Thoughts have "meaning" to us human beings. We have no idea what meaning (if any) thoughts have for animals. And we have no idea of a plant's experience, and whether there is anything which has any "meaning". In this completely anthrocentric view - why is "meaning" of thought, more important than "meaninglessness" of plants? In fact, human suffering and thought, and meaning, when viewed in certain contexts, can shrink to almost nothing. Imagine stubbing your toe. Now imagine the meaning of that thought, 1,000,000 years from now. Not so much meaning to that, is there?

      They have no fear, panic, or sadness. They live, but they live without consciousness.

      Why is a plant's existence any less meaningful than an animals? Why does consciousness preclude suffering?

      There is an argument about meat-eaters, that since they eat cows and pigs, but not dogs or cats, that this is really an argument of "survival of the cutest". Dogs and cats are the most human-like, and they are cute, so we don't eat them. But they are not human, so it's really no different if we ate dogs or cats. (some cultures eat dogs, of course). But if we can extend our humanity to dogs and cats because they "feel pain" or "have conscious thought" - then we can really extend that to most of the mammals, and many higher animals. And if dogs and cats have thoughts and feelings (though, clearly they're different from human thoughts and feelings) - why would we place value on those, and not the thoughts and feelings of cows and pigs - which are clearly even more different. And if we can conceive of an existence of cows and pigs being sacred - then why is not all life (even plant life) sacred? Where do you draw the line, and why do you draw one? What is "complex" enough to merit not being eaten? It's either a biological argument, or it's an argument of empathy. And even the biological argument is empathic. We draw our lines of distinction at the classification boundary between the plant and animal kingdom?

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    5. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by umafuckit · · Score: 1

      Plant life does not factor into it because they can not suffer. They can’t suffer because they have no nervous system with which to think. They also have no physical mechanisms with which to feel pain. And even if they did, they have no thoughts, so the pain would mean nothing. They have no fear, panic, or sadness. They live, but they live without consciousness. So you can not torture a plant or make it suffer.

      This is true, but it seems not have stood in the way of these characters who have created what they call The Society of Plant Neurobiology. Of course this is just an old field that's been re-badged, but it still sounds ridiculous and is confusing to lay people.

    6. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 2

      An interesting line of thought. By that reasoning you'd expect a venn diagram of vegetarians and abortion proponents to be two separate circles in all but the earliest term abortions. Based strictly on the average political affiliation of the two groups though, I doubt this would be the case.

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    7. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by LostInTaiwan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Um, Veganism is about minimizing cruelty and suffering. Vegetarianism is just a form of diet. I know plenty of vegetarian with leather handbags and leather upholstered car interiors.

      I do eat meat but I am a bit uncomfortable with the whole classifying living things into how complex they are according to human definitions. It goes without saying, life is essential to every living being regardless of their CNS complexity. Just because something doesn't feel what humans perceive to "pain" does not mean that they do not feel "pain." Everyday we learn something new about our environment and our fellow Earth cohabitants. The old thinking that crustaceans do not feel pain is being dispelled by new research data.

    8. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can also eat lizard tails, octopus tentacles and sea cucumber intestines without killing the animal.

      or why not some spiny mouse skin?

      or maybe crab legs?

      These are only some of the ones that does autotomy. One could eat amputated body parts of other animals too, like testicles from various animal.

    9. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by gutnor · · Score: 1

      Oyster and other ( including Lobster I have eard ) can be eaten by vegan, but not vegetarian. The vast majority of vegetarians are vegetarian for religious reason or custom. The line drawn by vegan is either suffering or exploitation ( those that won't eat milk products ). Vegetarian is more based on classification in animal realm or not.

      Well, that's one classification. Vegatarian / Vegan in the First World seems to have a special meaning for everybody practicing it.

    10. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Not all vegetarians are vegetarian for the same reasons. Some people have a spiritual belief . . .

      I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. ~A. Whitney Brown

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    11. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      :) just because you can't hear it, doesn't mean that plants don't scream. pain is an ephemeral thing, i doubt mice remember specific memories for longer than a week, but apparently fear transcends generations. where exactly do you draw the line? do fish feel? do bugs feel? where the hell do we draw the line? is it possible to? sponges? jellyfish?

      your moral lines are arbitrary.

    12. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 2

      Veganism is about minimizing cruelty and suffering

      Not entirely. If you were to milk a Jersey cow that happily lives in a field and drink that milk, you're not a vegan but you're also not encouraging pain and suffering. Ditto frying up some eggs laid by chickens clucking around in your barn. Again, not vegan but not encouraging cruelty and suffering. Now granted there are horrible dairy and chicken farms that are immensely cruel, but it's not difficult to eat "cruelty free" eggs and dairy, it's just more expensive.

    13. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Done properly, slaughtering an animal is nearly devoid of suffering for the animal. Modern slaughterhouses (for cows, pigs, sheep, and other animals of a similar size) drive a pneumatic piston through the skull and into the brain. The brain trauma is complete within milliseconds, and the animal is dead. This is also why it's very difficult to get "brain sandwiches" anymore. Most of the brains are too torn up to use for anything other than sausage.

      Slaughtering an animal inflicts far more suffering upon humans who are unprepared to see it. There's an old farm phrase: "Don't name the livestock." If you name it, you're too attached to it, and you're only going to cry when it becomes dinner. And it's going to become dinner, because that's what it's there for. We wouldn't be feeding it if it didn't serve a purpose. Things that stand around and get fat serve the purpose of becoming dinner eventually. Nothing goes to waste.

    14. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Urkki · · Score: 1

      In case it makes you feel less guilty, consider that those cows buy their existence with their milk (and meat as by-product by biological necessity). Would you rather put domesticated cows out of existence, make them nearly extinct? I doubt they would be replaced by wildlife on this world ruled by humans, either.

    15. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      Plant cells die when you eat plants. When you eat an apple the living cells in the apple die. On a cellular level you kill things to survive.

    16. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've eaten dog, but I certainly have empathy for dogs. I have empathy for the homeless guy sleeping on the sidewalk, but I don't empty my wallet every time I walk by.

      The world is a cold and cruel place. Trying to categorize it into neat and tidy compartments with tortured ontologies doesn't really accomplish much.

      I donate money to shelters. I prefer organic, farm raised animals, and don't eat nearly as much meat as I used to. And with those small actions my benefit to society is nearly the same as yours, dollar-for-dollar, mouthful-for-mouthful. But I wouldn't begrudge you your choices.

      FWIW, I don't think there's anything intrinsically wrong with hunting dolphins, notwithstanding torturous deaths or conservation concerns. Many animals, but especially mammals, have a biological mechanism to mitigate physical pain when being attacked and eaten. Presumably this is to allow the animal the mental resources to attempt escape, or when the situation is hopeless to quickly die to allow their empathetic family the freedom to escape danger themselves without dawdling around in the vein hope of helping.

      The dolphin corralling operation might be just straight-up torturous for the animals, for all I know. Certainly human farming practices can cause problems with these evolutionary devices.

      Also, I don't think that, originally, religious vegetarians did it because of their squemishness with pain (which is a rather modern concern). Remember, they thought that all animals had souls.

    17. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Done properly, slaughtering an animal is nearly devoid of suffering for the animal.

      Depends on what is done properly. Halal slaughter, if done properly, leads to a lot of fear and suffering.

      Things that stand around and get fat serve the purpose of becoming dinner eventually.

      No, my fat cat and fit dog serve the purpose of being excellent companions.

    18. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by csumpi · · Score: 1

      I'm fine with vegetarians as long as they keep their opinions to themselves. I'm OK them feeding their kids tofu, because I let them decide if denying our omnivore roots is worth it, but I don't want them chirping about my steak.

    19. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It goes without saying, life is essential to every living being regardless of their CNS complexity

      Could agree more. The criterion of whether we should eat something shouldn't be based on whether they like Crosby Stills and Nash or not.

    20. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...your moral lines are arbitrary..."

      All moral lines are arbitrary - that's why they're called "moral" and not "rational".

    21. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by amorsen · · Score: 1

      I do however continue to drink milk and eat cheese and butter on the pretense that all the milk cows I see seem pretty happy out in their fields

      You are lucky to be in an area where cows still get to go out into fields. Modern milk farming keeps the cows inside all year. On the positive side, the cows roam free in the dairy barn, not being tied up all winter as it used to be, and they often get to pick their own milking times.

      Organic farming generally demands that the cows get to go outside when weather permits.

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    22. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have no thoughts, that we understand.

      They have no consciousness, that we understand.

      They have no fear, panic, or sadness, that we understand.

    23. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plant life does not factor into it because they can not suffer. They can’t suffer because they have no nervous system with which to think. They also have no physical mechanisms with which to feel pain. And even if they did, they have no thoughts, so the pain would mean nothing. They have no fear, panic, or sadness. They live, but they live without consciousness. So you can not torture a plant or make it suffer.

      On the animal spectrum, not all animals are the same since some animals have small brains and simple thoughts and other animals have complex brains and complex thoughts. At the top of the animal spectrum you have humans with the most complex brains and abstract thoughts

      Bullshit. You have no idea whether plants (or rocks, or whatever) have any sort of consciousness or feel pain at all. It would be more accurate to say that you're comfortable with eating vegetables only because humans haven't been able to communicate with them.

      Think about it this way: what if there was a species so alien that there was no way to recognize if it was conscious or not? Would our definition of consciousness even apply? Maybe vegetables are the ultimate species on the earth: after all, they've managed to survive extinction-level events.

      Note that I consider it extremely unlikely that plants (or rocks) are some sort of alien species or are in any way "alive", but to use a nervous system as a delineation between what you will eat and what you won't eat is arbitrary and capricious.

    24. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are wrong: http://www.amazon.com/The-Secret-Life-Plants-Fascinating/dp/0060915870
      To live you must kill something else. Accept it and realize how much that makes life precious.

    25. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easily. There is a very strong and readily-established correlation between the absence of a nervous system (or a damaged one) and the absence of pain and suffering, while still maintaining the presence of the ability to respond to injury and heal up. This implies that the ability to respond to injury and heal up is no indicator of pain-awareness or suffering.

      For example, some humans have been born without appropriate sensory neurons in specific regions of their bodies (or their entire bodies). When injured, they feel no pain and do not suffer at all, and in fact are not even aware they have been injured until they see the injury. However, their body still reacts to the injury, and still heals it up.

      Therefore, your argument that plants suffer or feel pain, based on the ability to heal, is fallacious.

      That does not prove that plants do not suffer or feel pain, but it does leave us with no evidence whatsoever to believe that plants do suffer, or do feel pain.

      Also, plants have no functional benefit from suffering, whereas animals do. The pain-response of flee or strike back clearly help keep an animal alive. Plants cannot flee, nor can they strike back, so there is no reason why they would evolve a capacity to suffer.

      So, the evidence you present is not compelling, the need to suffer is not there, and all correlations point to the conclusion that plants do not suffer. This conclusion is not close-minded, in fact it is precisely the opposite, it is very open-minded to the evidence and to reason. Holding on to a semi-religious forgone conclusion that plants suffer, in the light of this evidence, would be close-minded.

    26. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Plants don't necessarily have to die in order for animals, including humans, to eat from them. For example, I can pick an apple without killing the apple tree.

      I personally do not eat or use any animal products. In my view it would be immoral to do so.

      There are (or were) tribes in Africa who lived off of cow blood and milk, both of which can be extracted without killing the cow.

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    27. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by dryeo · · Score: 1

      You could consider getting a goat.

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    28. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      On a farm, cats keep rodents out of the grain bins and dogs keep predators away from the livestock. If they're not supporting those causes, they're a drain on farm resources and are likely to be "put down". The important words there are "on a farm". Your [sub]urban lifestyle was not addressed by any statement made in that post.

      I agree that cats and dogs make excellent companions, but only best of the bunch get that favored spot on a farm. There are a lot of kittens and puppies born every year. That's a lot of mouths to feed. They'd better get to work. It's not like they're being driven like a team of oxen. They roam around on patrol a few times a day and lounge around when they feel like it. As long as they keep rodents and predators at bay, they've got a good life.

      And most farmers aren't psychopaths, so they won't generally kill an old service/production animal that has lived past its useful life. It's common for old dairy cows to be allowed to go out to pasture once they stop producing. It's like retirement. A good farmer is usually generous to these animals, making their final years comfortable. It shows a respect for the life of the animal.

      Everyone that eats meat should remember that something had to die in order for that to be possible. It shows respect for the life of that animal. But that's not a reason to stop eating meat. If you're unable to cope with it, you should investigate why you have trouble with that concept, rather than insisting that normal, mentally-adjusted people conform to your limited ability to cope with death.

    29. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by anagama · · Score: 1

      I've been thinking about that actually.

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    30. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vegetarianism is about the minimization of cruelty and suffering.

      Plant life does not factor into it because they can not suffer. They can’t suffer because they have no nervous system with which to think. They also have no physical mechanisms with which to feel pain. And even if they did, they have no thoughts, so the pain would mean nothing. They have no fear, panic, or sadness. They live, but they live without consciousness. So you can not torture a plant or make it suffer.

      Ahh, yes. Sanctimonius Vegeterianae

      Just because a plant doesn't scream as you tear it's trunk off of it's roots and subsequently eat it while still alive doesn't mean it doesn't feel any pain. You just lack the ability to recognize the pain in other species. A growing body of evidence does show that plants register the equivalent of a "shock" response when experiencing traumatic physical stimuli.

      http://www.theguardian.com/notesandqueries/query/0,,-83446,00.html

    31. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      they still, as they ever did, taste delicious. :)

    32. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by adiposity · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If a thought has no meaning to us, as humans, then it is hard to develop any sympathy for that thought. Since sympathy is essentially the basis for treating intelligent animals "humanely," it is pretty hard to swallow that we should give the same deference to seaweed as chimps.

      But, you can argue for any mode of thought. Perhaps oxygen molecules don't like being inhaled, and we should just let ourselves die from suffocation. It's kind of silly to approach life that way, though. A better approach might be to preserve that which we think is worth being preserved. There isn't really any way to do that other than a selfish point of view (from the point of the species, the region, or the individual). If there is no value in saving the life of all seaweed, then we don't do it. If there is a value in keeping dolphins alive, then we do it.

    33. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by dmbasso · · Score: 1

      Therefore, your argument that plants suffer or feel pain, based on the ability to heal, is fallacious.

      That was not my argument at all, you completely misinterpreted.

      Plants cannot flee, nor can they strike back,

      Yes, they can strike back. Do your research.

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    34. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plant life does not factor into it because they can not suffer. They can’t suffer because they have no nervous system with which to think. They also have no physical mechanisms with which to feel pain. And even if they did, they have no thoughts, so the pain would mean nothing. They have no fear, panic, or sadness. They live, but they live without consciousness. So you can not torture a plant or make it suffer.

      Sorry, but I beg to differ. Just because we can't detect their suffering, doesn't mean they don't.

    35. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vegetarianism is about the minimization of cruelty and suffering.

      No, everyone have different reasons for their diet. Do not assume that all vegetarians are it for the same reason.

    36. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a lot of assumptions, and arrogance, in your reasoning. Plants do have a form of nervous system, though it is not the same as ours. Who are you to say that they do not feel pain, or process stimuli in a manner resembling reasoning(to some degree). I always find it fascinating that we humans believe that we understand life so thoroughly that we can judge what species of animal is the most intelligent just because we discovered the best ways to kill.

    37. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

      So you can not torture a plant or make it suffer.

      Don't tell that to some of the plants I've seen in my office. I often end up watering them because no one else does.

      That’s why it would feel more painful to watch someone rip the legs off a spider than watch someone rip the legs off a cat or horse or chimpanzee.

      That sounds backwards. I'd hate to see either --but I'd definitely hate to hear a cat/horse/chimp get their legs torn off, much less watch such a grotesque action.

      They have a much smaller capacity to suffer.

      I'm no angel, but I was fascinated how a daddy-longleg spider's leg would keep moving after it was ripped from their body. I did it a couple times before I could plainly see/feel they were suffering. Really, I can't judge how much a creature suffers more than another.

      So there’s a spectrum of animals ordered by how self-aware they are and how complex their thinking is: spiders, fish, chickens, ravens, octopus, cats, dogs, pigs, cows, horses, dolphins, gorillas, chimpanzees, humans... roughly something like that.

      I can't remember the German band's name, but they had a nice take on that order: GermWormFishAmphibianReptileMammalManOblivion

      Everyone draws a line on the spectrum, whether consciously or unconsciously, what they are comfortable with. Some people are fine eating fish and chicken, but not pigs and cows. Other people are fine eating pigs and cows, but not chimpanzees, who are almost human. Some people are even fine eating chimpanzees and feel no empathy when they shout and panic.

      A friend and I were talking about how interesting it is that we love our dogs in the western world, but in parts of Asia it's completely acceptable to eat dogs. The USA over-indulges on cow meat, but in India it's a sacred offense to do so. There's no way I'm eating cheese with a bunch of live worms crawling around in it. What people find acceptable to eat is culturally bound.

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    38. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      :) just because you can't hear it, doesn't mean that plants don't scream.

      Haha, that line reminded me of this classic song.

      Oh Arrogant Worms, you rock! :)

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    39. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Plants use you to spread their seed around by eating them. Thus, ensuring that their species lives on. They've evolved for that.

      Same goes for chickens and other animals.
      That's why they have evolved to be tasty - so we would breed them and feed them and take care of them.
      Back in 2003 there were about 24 billion chickens on the planet, and only about 6 billion humans.

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    40. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming that everything feels some form of pain, in its own way, is not useful. Recognizing that some things feel pain, and other things do not, has an important impact on our moral values.

      We have a common experience of pain, we understand it, and we see compelling evidence that all-and-only things with complex nervous systems feel it. That information is what we have to go on, and it is useful to our value judgments.

      What are we to do with completely unverifiable assumptions about some special "other" pain that plants, rocks, and shadows all might feel? Do we campaign for rock-rights? Or keyboard-rights? Once you take that first step (imagining that things which exhibit no pain response at all might still feel pain) there is no end, and nothing useful comes out of it.

    41. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Smauler · · Score: 2

      Vegetarianism is about the minimization of cruelty and suffering.

      No, it's not. Every vegetarian I know would not, for example, eat a deer that had been hit by a car, or had died of some other cause. The deer is already dead, there is no more suffering by eating it, but most vegetarians would not eat it.

      Plant life does not factor into it because they can not suffer. They can’t suffer because they have no nervous system with which to think. They also have no physical mechanisms with which to feel pain. And even if they did, they have no thoughts, so the pain would mean nothing. They have no fear, panic, or sadness. They live, but they live without consciousness. So you can not torture a plant or make it suffer.

      You're essentially saying here that eating meat necessarily means that something suffers. That is not the case. We keep chickens for eggs here, and they have a pretty good life generally. When the flock gets a bit low, we let some hatch... half of them will be male, and small flocks with lots of roosters are not good places to be for the chickens. What do you think should be done with the males? Should they be killed and thrown away?

      None of these chickens would have lived if we did not keep them for eggs and occasionally meat. They would not have had their life. There would be zero suffering at all, admittedly, but that's because there would be no life at all.

      Also, there are plenty of animals which by any reasonable definition probably do not feel pain either. I would argue killing a 500 year old oak tree is probably worse than killing a placozoa. If you admit that killing and eating placozoa is ethically ok, at some point you're going to have to differentiate between animals it is ok to eat, and animals it is not.

    42. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      some animals have small brains and simple thoughts and other animals have complex brains and complex thoughts

      No animals have complex thoughts by human standards.

      Vegetarianism is about the minimization of cruelty and suffering.

      To me it's about trying to apply abstract human concepts to animals who don't even know or care about them. But even if the terms do correctly apply to animals, who is to say that slaughtering does not involve the minimal amount of cruelty and suffering? You are making lots of assumptions about what it's like to be slaughtered, but you could not possibly know the truth.

    43. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a vegan, I have no problem if other people want to eat or use animal products. What bothers me is hypocrisy. In this case when one group of people who eat certain types of animals condemns another group of people for eating different animals.

    44. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Things that stand around and get fat serve the purpose of becoming dinner eventually.

      Humans would do well to remember this.

    45. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vegetarianism is about the minimization of cruelty and suffering.

      Not all vegetarians are vegetarian for the same reasons.

      So, vegetarinism is NOT "about minimization of cruelty". It's about eating plants.

      What I outlined above, though, is simple fact and simple reasoning.

      Simpleton much?

    46. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by adiposity · · Score: 2

      > I don't think animal life is worth preserving. So now what?

      So, you don't do anything to preserve that life. Others may disagree.

      I was just saying, the idea of preserving species based on our idea of what they think or feel doesn't really allow us to do the same for plants. Plants are so different from humans that we are unlikely to ever have much sympathy or empathy for their "thoughts" or "feelings," which from the human perspective don't really even exist.

      I don't disagree that preservation of plant life is important, though. I just suggest that the only rational approach is to preserve things based on their value to us as a planet, species, country, or family. Certainly the idea of not eating dogs while eating pigs is an irrational one from an intelligence standpoint. On the other hand, dogs have proven to be good companions, and some people may see a big value in preserving that.

      I wasn't making any conclusions on who was right, as much as explaining why the idea of plant intelligence/emotion is not really a strong argument in treating them more like humans, or pets.

    47. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by StripedCow · · Score: 1

      If you just show some time-lapse videos of plants to vegetarians, they will think again :)
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

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    48. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, some spiders are extremely intelligent and show signs of thought processes like planning and and gaming.

    49. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by dmbasso · · Score: 1

      There's no way I'm eating cheese with a bunch of live worms crawling around in it.

      You would be providing company to the live worms already crawling in your guts. With some probability of being the same species of live worms already crawling on the skin of your feet.

      I love Roquefort cheese... those are the best "live worms".

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    50. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only one choice left: breathairians...
      (for real, grrrlfiend...)

    51. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying that vegetarians are psychopaths and hate plants, want them to suffer etc? My god, my eyes have been opened to these nazis. No wonder Hitler was a vegetarian.

      captcha: fascism (heh)

    52. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      What's more cruel, caging chickens, or pricing food out of reach of the poor? While I acknowledge that it doesn't have to be a dichotomy, I would suggest that eliminating human starvation is a higher priority than deciding whether chickens are sad (but obviously not starving) and if so, how to remedy that.

    53. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 2

      I was just saying, the idea of preserving species based on our idea of what they think or feel doesn't really allow us to do the same for plants. Plants are so different from humans that we are unlikely to ever have much sympathy or empathy for their "thoughts" or "feelings," which from the human perspective don't really even exist.

      Please realize that your view is only your own personal experience, in this instance. You cannot just state this as if it were an objective argument. My personal experience with tending plants, and those of many gardeners I know, says otherwise.

      I did a lot of gardening when I was younger, and I'm gradually getting back into it. I have, over the years, also had a large supply of houseplants -- usually given to me, rather than something I sought out.

      But even if you spend only limited time "taking care of" plants, you begin to notice their dynamic quality. Many plants will respond rather quickly when watered after being neglected for a while, only a day or two of a change in sun direction, and you see the new growth pointing in a different direction, and many plants will even respond negatively to being handled roughly (or at all) by humans... wilting or browning within a few days.

      I never really thought deeply about this until I had a friend who would "torture" houseplants. I know a lot of people who just couldn't handle having them... they'd just forget about them and they'd dry up before they were even noticed.

      But this friend would periodically remember that she had them... and try to nurse them back after they were half dead. The plant would spend years in a cycle of responding vigorously (yearningly?) when finally watered and tended, only to be dying again after a week of neglect.

      Since then I've read many recent findings about plants' sensitivity and ability to respond in fairly complex ways to a variety of stimuli. It makes me think back on my friend's behavior and personify the plants -- imagine yourself in that sort of cycle of neglect, responding quickly and vigorously when someone gives you even the slightest attention, but then failing again and again and ending up fighting for your life on a weekly basis. It's a horrifying prospect.

      I'm not at all claiming that a plant has anything like "conscious feelings" that we could understand in that sense. I'm certain that my sympathy can never quite understand what it "feels like" to be a plant in a situation like that. But from my experience seeing all the complex ways plants respond as they grow, I came to view my friend's behavior as a little sadistic. It made me somewhat sad to think of those plants being "tortured" like that.

      I'm sure that if you haven't spent a lot of time observing the growth patterns of plants, you may not understand this perspective. But just because the plant doesn't come up and lick your hand or something immediately when you offer it food doesn't mean it doesn't respond to care -- the effects just happen on a slightly longer time scale.

      And before you dismiss this all as some sort of craziness, consider that you have absolutely no freakin' idea what it "feels like" to be a chimp or a dog or a pig or a dolphin or whatever. In fact, you have no idea what it even feels like to be me. All you can do -- and we can ever do -- is observe behaviors and characteristics of other things, animals, plants, or even other people, and assume that analogous behaviors might mean that there could be some sort of commonality of experience. Sure, we can argue about brain structure or nervous system structure, but that tells us precious little about how it "feels" to be some other creature. New research comes out on a regular basis about how much of even humans' perception and behavior and "feeling" comes out of stuff beyond out basic nervous system and brain... our bodies have very complex interactions with the environment, and it's not all neatly quantified and run through our conscious brains to create our "feelin

    54. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      Cows and pigs are pretty easy to contain within an area, dogs and cats not so much. Cows and pigs are pretty docile animals and both regard us as a source of food and not as a food source. Although pigs will eat anything so you could be a food source... Chickens and rabbits have personality too. Used to have a rooster which hated people and would attack generally when you were not looking. On the other hand there was another rooster who would attack that one if he saw it was about to attack you.

      I like animals , I also like meat. I prefer for animals to have a good life and a good death. Most people only really come in contact with pieces of meat or animals raised in nice conditions you don't really see factory farmed animals if people were aware of the life of a factory farmed animal they might be reluctant to eat it. However still tastes good however it was raised. We re really good as a species at being able to see even people as valueless outside of our own social group we only have empathy it seems when it suits us.

    55. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by adiposity · · Score: 1

      I am not really basing this on my own experiences, but on mine and the shared experiences of many humans. Most humans simply do not believe plants are as aware, or able to feel, as much as say, a dog. I realize that is just a statistic I am making up, but really, I think most people would agree.

      You might think I have no love for plants. It isn't true, though. My grandmother and my great-grandfather were both landscapers, and I have been caring for plants as long as I can remember. In my own home I have planted more than 15 trees, 4 cacti, 15 shrubs, many vines, and I have an herb garden. I take care of these plants carefully and I feel sad when they die or start to wither.

      But, I eat their fruit and leaves (for the edible ones), and I don't feel any compunction about it. My basil for example, only lives one year, and I replant it each year, and eat the leaves. I don't know if this is offensive to you, or not. To me, it is not.

      Even though I have (what I consider) a healthy respect for plant life, I don't feel the same when someone pulls weeds, as I do when someone steps on a snail (I have more sympathy for the snail). I can't really explain it, but I imagine it has to do with snails being closer on the evolutionary ladder to humans, than bermuda grass.

    56. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Xest · · Score: 1

      "Yes, they can strike back. Do your research."

      Do you have any examples? The only thing I can think of is dionaea muscipula or some of the bladderworts but their actions aren't striking back any more than a potassium burn if I drop some of it into water is potassium consciously attacking me because it doesn't like getting wet.

      It sounds like you've taken the Wikipedia article you linked and interpreted it more like the nonsense described in this one:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P...

      You asked the question in your previous post:

      "How can you affirm that their subjective interpretation of bodily damage is not similar to e.g. a fish's one?"

      Easy, because as the AC explained to you, contrary to your assertion, plants don't have a nervous system. The AC didn't misinterpret your original post, he answered it quite effectively.

    57. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by dmbasso · · Score: 1

      Easy, because as the AC explained to you, contrary to your assertion, plants don't have a nervous system.

      They don't have nerves, therefore they don't a literal nervous system. Do they have something isomorphic to one? Definitely! The whole perception - processing - action loop. So to say they don't have a nervous system (as concept) is just shortsighted.

      The AC didn't misinterpret your original post, he answered it quite effectively.

      Did I in any moment mention "ability to heal"? Read again my original post, and check if AC's answer was appropriate.

      "Yes, they can strike back. Do your research."

      Do you have any examples?

      I'm not a botanist, so I can't give you the references that I've read long ago (because I only remember having read them). But I'm Ph.D. student on computational neuroscience and I love this stuff.
      But really, it's not hard to do a google search on "plant information processing" and see the whole lot of research that has been done on the subject.

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    58. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Reaction is different to suffering. My car can detect certain kinds of damage and react, sometimes violently (deploying an airbag). That doesn't mean it suffers when damaged.

      Plants don't have a brain complex enough to interpret these signals as suffering, just a nervous system of sorts that can react to them and try to minimize/repair damage.

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    59. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's more cruel, caging chickens, or pricing food out of reach of the poor? While I acknowledge that it doesn't have to be a dichotomy, I would suggest that eliminating human starvation is a higher priority than deciding whether chickens are sad (but obviously not starving) and if so, how to remedy that.

      Meat production reduces the amount of food and increases prices. At least at the levels we're used to. We feed good food to animals and get very less food back from them. Cultures that are low on food eat very little meat. They still have some, because they feed the animals scraps. Chickens love scraps.

    60. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      You're confusing "vegetarian" with "vegan". Dairy products arguably correspond to even more cruelty than meat.

    61. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      Why is thinking a necessary criterion for suffering?

      Consciousness is a necessary requirement for suffering. If an entity can't experience something then it can't suffer from that experience. We can demonstrate this because consciousness is easily disrupted in humans by relatively simple chemicals. Anaesthetised humans do not suffer, even during what would otherwise be traumatic experiences such as medical operations.

    62. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by smaddox · · Score: 1

      How many humans have complex thoughts by human standards?

      The whole point of the concept of evolution is that every separation we make between species is arbitrary. The changes are continuous, not quantized (well, technically they are quantized, but only at the level of DNA, which is a minuscule scale).

    63. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      How many humans have complex thoughts by human standards?

      Pretty much all of them, but not all the time.

      The whole point of the concept of evolution is that every separation we make between species is arbitrary.

      Any definition we make is arbitrary. That doesn't mean our definitions don't reflect the real world. There are a lot of very real differences between people and other animals.

    64. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by fox171171 · · Score: 1

      Vegetarianism is about the minimization of cruelty and suffering.

      Not to the person doing the eating.

    65. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      None of what you say is "offensive" to me... I eat both plants and animals, and I have my own moral justifications for it. But I guess a general point from my post is that our responses are often based on our imagination and cultural ideas/norms, rather than some innate or "natural" human response of sympathy. There are plenty of plant studies now showing complex cooperative networks in forests, "parent" plants preferentially "caring" for their young by sending nutrients their way through the soil until they provide for themselves, plants which "learn" to adopt novel behaviors based on experience (and seem to "remember" these behaviors for weeks or even more than a month)... etc. As we as a culture learn more about such things, will we be able to find it easier to feel something for plants as much as we do about a snail or whatever? I think it's at least possible.

    66. Re:Everyone creates arbitrary lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vegetarianism is about the minimization of cruelty and suffering.

      Plant life does not factor into it because they can not suffer. They can’t suffer because they have no nervous system with which to think. They also have no physical mechanisms with which to feel pain. And even if they did, they have no thoughts, so the pain would mean nothing. They have no fear, panic, or sadness. They live, but they live without consciousness. So you can not torture a plant or make it suffer.

      Do you agree that we should be able to eat brainless/braindead people?

  29. Does one eat rice or noodle with dolphin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps a better slashdot article would be where to find dolphin recipe's?

  30. Re:2 wrongs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's as good a chance of looking back at vegetarians and vegans as misinformed religious zealots. Slavery is still alive and well in some African countries

  31. Re:2 wrongs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Three things:
    1. All of your examples included humans, this story isn't about humans. It's about dolphins. (Also, how is this Tech news at all?)
    2. Even if our morals do change to include all animals in the category of "no eating", that time is not now. If people look back in horror at this, so what? I'm not them, they're not me.
    3. Kind of related to #2: Animals will continue eating other animals (and I would like to point out that none of your examples occur to the general animal populace either, strange disconnect). That's not suddenly going to change even if human's morals do. So does that mean that the other animals are less moral than humans?

    Also, meat is just so damn tasty. Who would want to give that up?

  32. News 2015 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    200 Fishermen Await Slaughter In Japan's Taiji Cove.

    The prettiest one will be sold as escort boys to a lifetime of servitude and slavery in the sex industry. The ugly ones (the majority) will be slaughtered just for fun. Their organs will be sold, their bones turned either in soap or sold as educational skeletons. Critics are told it is a custom and millions of people are killed worldwide in wars and accidents. It's no different.

  33. Re: 2 wrongs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A hundred years? I've got news for you, Future Boy...

  34. Karma by rossdee · · Score: 0

    I wonder when the next earthquake, tsunami, typhoon, or other disaster will hit Japan.

    1. Re:Karma by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      wow, just wow, i feel bad for the people you're associated with.

  35. Dolphin Terroists by lemur3 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    let us not forget that one time dolphins were trained to assassinate the president of the united states. and they would have succeeded too, if it werent for the meddling of human interlopers.

    see here for a documentary film about these terrorists:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_of_the_Dolphin

    1. Re:Dolphin Terroists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "let us not forget that one time dolphins were trained to assassinate the president of the united states. and they would have succeeded too, if it werent for the meddling of human interlopers."

            That was a movie based on fiction you moron. Further proof that we should be slaughtered and I mean slaughtered(not murdered as we aren't that intelligent) and the dolphins left alone. A crime(murder) in the name of tradition is still a crime.

    2. Re: Dolphin Terroists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whooooosh

      [the joke]
      ^
      |
      3 kilometres of air
      |
      V
      [your head]

  36. Re:2 wrongs... by TemperedAlchemist · · Score: 1

    I guess we can't infringe on tradition, especially if there's money involved. Better go tell those plantation owners they can have their slaves back.

  37. Re:2 wrongs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In one hundred years we'll look back at the practice of eating meat with the same horror that we look upon slavery now.

    Spoken like someone who doesn't know the taste of a truly nice piece of meat.

  38. Re:2 wrongs... by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    In one hundred years we'll look back at the practice of eating meat with the same horror that we look upon slavery now.

    If not because of the ethics at least because of the greenhouse effects which will still be around.

    At least if that vegan restaurant's ads are to be believed. Which I'm kind of skeptical of, though that might just be me wanting to not feel bad about all the cheeseburgers I eat.

  39. Re:2 wrongs... by 0123456 · · Score: 1

    In one hundred years we'll look back at the practice of eating meat with the same horror that we look upon slavery now.

    In one hundred years, 99.999% of meat will come from vats.

  40. What no LASERS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Put LASERS on them and then it should be an article for this site. But otherwise anyone for Lunch?

  41. Re:2 wrongs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In one hundred years we'll look back at the practice of eating meat with the same horror that we look upon slavery now.

    I highly doubt this. I don't want to start a flame war over sources of protein, etc, but in terms of nutrition, animals are a lifesaver. I don't think there is enough social pressure to make this happen in the same way as slavery.

    As far as I understand, the abolition of slavery in the US at least was primarily political rather than humanitarian. http://www.tulane.edu/~latner/Background/BackgroundElection.html. While almost anything can be used for political leverage, meat-eating will be a hard one to pull.

  42. Re:2 wrongs... by Antipater · · Score: 1

    In one hundred years we'll look back at the practice of eating meat with the same horror that we look upon slavery now.

    In one hundred years, we'll look back at the practice of eating natural meat with horror. Would you have a problem with lab-grown meat?

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  43. Re:2 wrongs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    warehoused in workhouses in horrific conditions.

    That's today. That's how they made the hardware you're using to read this. Guess you're not interested in paying 2x or 3x for products made by citizens of your own country, paid the prevailing wages and protected by the regulations you demand.

    Funny how that reality is as equally far away has some Japanese fishing village, but you don't seem to be aware of it, or you don't care, or both.

    Selective outrage.

    Dolphins are apex predators. They rip screaming porpoises and penguins into bloody masses and play with the pieces. Pods of dolphins create as much fear among the prayed upon creatures of the ocean as any species that has ever existed. That's the universe you live in. Grow up and deal with it.

  44. Wow! by DarthVain · · Score: 5, Funny

    That sort of escalated rather quickly.

    1. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, World War 2?

    2. Re:Wow! by stor · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there were dolphins, and a fisherman on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

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  45. Watch "The Cove" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can recommend the movie The Cove: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1313104/reference
    It's not particularly happy though.

  46. Re:2 wrongs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's highly doubtful. We might grow the meat in labs, but we won't stop eating it. Fucking moron.

  47. Dolphins vs Syrians? by EMG+at+MU · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why is it that some people seem to care more about the death of 200 dolphins than the death of 200,000 Syrians?

    1. Re:Dolphins vs Syrians? by asmkm22 · · Score: 1

      It could have a lot to do with the perceived innocents of the dolphins in question. The situation in Syria is very complex and goes back quite a ways, and with everything else known about that region, it's easy for people to become numb to the fact that humans there commit atrocities every day.

      The dolphin thing, though, presents a situation where there is a clear victim, especially since dolphins are widely regarded as being very intelligent -- more so than pretty much any other non-human animal.

    2. Re:Dolphins vs Syrians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dolphins are cuter than Syrians.

    3. Re:Dolphins vs Syrians? by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      Why is it that some people seem to care more about the death of 200 dolphins than the death of 200,000 Syrians?

      Why is it that some people care more about the death of 200,000 Syrians than the death of over a million jews during WWII?

      See? I can find a bigger problem too.

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    4. Re:Dolphins vs Syrians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we also care. Why should that be exclusive Dolphins XOR Syria ?

      If you really care about info: The UN managed to get 50 food packages there. They did send 200, but this checkpoint stole 150.
      Inside the camp, they told they needed 7000 food packages.

    5. Re:Dolphins vs Syrians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the 200 dolphins were innocent.

    6. Re:Dolphins vs Syrians? by EMG+at+MU · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why is it that some people seem to care more about the death of 200 dolphins than the death of 200,000 Syrians?

      Why is it that some people care more about the death of 200,000 Syrians than the death of over a million jews during WWII?

      See? I can find a bigger problem too.

      It might have something to do with WWII ending in the 1940's while the dolphin 'slaughter' and the Syrian conflict are current.

    7. Re:Dolphins vs Syrians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dolphins are cuter than Syrians, and seem far more helpless.

    8. Re:Dolphins vs Syrians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All humans compete with one another. If a fellow human is suffering and is not part of our 'group', however we define it, then we just don't care. Animals, on the other hand, are rarely in competition with us so we see their suffering as needless and without benefit.

    9. Re:Dolphins vs Syrians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Syrians aren't cute.

    10. Re:Dolphins vs Syrians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because I value a dolphin more than an Islamic thug? Maybe that's the answer?

    11. Re:Dolphins vs Syrians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Syrians are presumably capable of fixing their own shit.
      Dolphins are animals, and therefore not smart enough to fix their own shit.

    12. Re:Dolphins vs Syrians? by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Because no one is eating the Syrians.

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    13. Re:Dolphins vs Syrians? by addie · · Score: 1

      Objectively, you're right. Of course you're right. But honestly, so what?

      I'm getting really tired of this line of argument. It was all over social media last year, people accusing each other of caring more about Miley Cyrus than the war in Syria. But why can't we "care" about both? I mean, not Miley Cyrus perhaps... But my morning commute, for example. I care far more about how much awful traffic I had to endure this morning than I do about the war in Syria. It's just that much more relevant to my daily life. But I can still read about the war in Syria while I'm the bus, because I'm interested. I can actually care about both.

      Syria is important. Dolphins are important. The price of cherry tomatoes is important - my wife eats too many of them. It's all important, but it's also undeniably relative.

    14. Re:Dolphins vs Syrians? by Martin+S. · · Score: 1

      I care about what happens in Syria but the ranting lunatics have drowned out any comon sense and all but prevented any Political action.

    15. Re:Dolphins vs Syrians? by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      Why is it that some people care more about the death of 200,000 Syrians than the death of over a million jews during WWII?

      Why is it that some people care more about the death of over a million Jews during WW2 (really more like five million) than the death of over twenty million Asians (Asian civilians, a clear case of genocide) during that same time period?

      Let me guess, your history classes didn't really focus on that holocaust, did they?

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    16. Re:Dolphins vs Syrians? by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      Because a group of fishermen are a lot easier to put pressure on than the myriad of groups killing people in Syria.

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    17. Re:Dolphins vs Syrians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said Sir, well said.

    18. Re:Dolphins vs Syrians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I care about it, but Syria is just a bloody mess that we need to stay clear of. We can't fix it and we won't get thanked for sticking our noses in. The dolphin thing, on the other hand, is something we might be able to fix, and at the very least trying to stop it won't make the situation worse.

  48. Fishermen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dolphin aren't fish. The people who hunt them aren't fishing.

    Just sayin'

    We eat pigs, so killing of mammals, even smart ones, isn't a 'thing' for most of us. But dolphins may approach humans in intelligence, so maybe we shouldn't.

  49. The irony is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that the people condemning this will in the evening treat themselves to a steak, from animals that are systematically bred, raised in captivity, and slaughtered for food.

  50. Seriously Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are we now expected to read political propaganda instead of tech news?

  51. Summary reads like NK State propaganda by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Hugh Dot Pickens needs a timeout.

  52. japs by tleaf100 · · Score: 0

    just means that my and other peoples personal boycott of all japanese products will run longer and we will slowly convert more people into their own boycott as well as joining larger,organised boycotts and protests. they refuse to stop,and like tuna and lots of others will not be happy until only farmed fish exist and anything that was in oceans is extinct. wonder how japs do floating in arctic waters when there ships hull

  53. Woosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should have used a sarcasm tag. I will remember next time.

  54. Send the drones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are you waiting for?, Administration.
    Send the drones or nuke those bastards again. They never learn.

  55. MMM tasty tasty sea pork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like to think of whales as see beef and dolphins as sea pork

    my mouth is watering just reading about this

  56. Assinate Dolphins, with A Club, Really, Japan?! by LifesABeach · · Score: 0

    I once thought that the pin heads in charge of the Fuckashima Newclear Plant were just unlucky. There appears to a trend here of repressed dumb fecal matter in the land of the raising bum.

  57. Re:If you're not vegan, you're responsible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm salivating all that meat looks delicious

  58. Re:2 wrongs... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    Perhaps Dolphins find it repulsive and hyperbolic in the other direction.

    Now what does your gender have to do with anything? Are you implying superiority over the other gender?

  59. ah, rucky boys! don't you know that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    stressed dophin *tastes* better, round-eye?

  60. Total uninsightful and blatant trash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I suggest you read into the work of Dr Cleve Backster

    He's a scientist who started out as a CIA polygraph expert, and he decided one day, "what would happen if I took my polygraph and hooked it up to the leaf of this plant?". Well, he was very surprised, because, unlike smooth, unchanging wavelengths, which he thought he would see from the plant, instead he ended up with a shifting dynamic wave, which was more indicative of what you would expect a human being to be like, with the exception that skin, kind of acts as a dampening agent to the electrical current. But the plant has a very active dynamic electrical current.

    Well, then he said, "This plant is acting so much like a human being, what if I ran the plant through stress, similar to how you do a human on the lie detector?" The whole purpose of the lie detection is, you want to get this person into the moment, when you say, "Did you fire the shot who killed so and so?" And the person has a shock, and they're not happy, they're not enthusiastic about your question. So, so they end up saying, "no of course I didn't kill him", and then the graph goes crazy!

    So he says, "How do I shock a plant"? He tried dipping one of the leaves in his coffee. That didn't work. He tried a variety of little things like that, when he got the idea in his mind, without actually even doing it, but he just got the idea, of going and taking a match, lighting the match, striking it, then holding it to one of the leaves and burning the leaf.

    The plant had an enormous reaction, and in fact did not stop until after he had actually gone and done it, burnt the leaf, and then taken the matches out of the room again. Only once the threat was gone, and he was out of the room, did the plant finally calm down.

    So yes, plants just like human beings suffer and go through stress. It's not a good argument to use for "cruelty and suffering"

    1. Re:Total uninsightful and blatant trash by enoz · · Score: 1

      Dr Cleve Backster believed that plants demonstrated telepathic awareness and perceived human intentions.

      Unsurprisingly, in the 45 years since Dr Backster published this, controlled experiments that have attempted to replicate Backster's findings have failed and the theory was not accepted since it did not follow the scientific method.

    2. Re:Total uninsightful and blatant trash by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      Interesting:

      Grover Cleveland "Cleve" Backster, Jr. (February 27, 1924 – June 24, 2013) was an interrogation specialist for the Central Investigation Agency (CIA), best known for his experiments with plants using a polygraph instrument in the 1960s which led to his theory of "primary perception" where he claimed that plants "feel pain" and have extrasensory perception (ESP), which was widely reported in the media but was rejected by the scientific community.

      Rejected by the scientific community. Seems pretty definitive to me.

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  61. Go after the buyers of dolphin meat. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The Japanese consider dolphin meat to be a delicacy and serve it in their high priced restaurants. See if any of those restaurants are used to cater/host sales conferences or other such bashes of Japanese brand names. Then just publicize the info. Headlines like "Tonda Corp or Hoyota Motors hosts its sales kick off conference with dolphin meat serving restaurant" in US Market will have some salutary effect. If big name players stop supporting restaurants serving marine mammal meat the market will be greatly diminished. Hopefully.

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    1. Re:Go after the buyers of dolphin meat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The meat collected by this hunt is not sold anywhere in Japan. Taiji gets a 'religion-based' exemption (see religious freedom section of the Japanese constitution) and this explicitly bans resale and commercial activities.

    2. Re:Go after the buyers of dolphin meat. by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      i bet you're one of the people who are really angry at the NSA right now...

    3. Re:Go after the buyers of dolphin meat. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      They separating beautiful specimens for sale. Wasn't that commercial?

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  62. Fuck You Whale and Fuck You Dolphin!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E39WWj_RpBc

  63. Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Japanese defend the practice as a local custom — and say it is no different to the slaughter of other animals for meat

    They are right. Killing other animals is equally cruel and barbaric, but for some reason people don't seem to mind it as much. Probably because most people don't normally eat dolphin meat, but they do eat beef, pork, poultry, fish, etc., so killing catlle, pigs, birds and fish is alright...

  64. arm the dolphins by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    As a human, it would be murder for me to kill the whalers. But, if I were to give weapons to the dolphins and if they could figure out how to use them... Well, you can't really fault me for what happens, can you?* And of course, the dolphins can't be blamed for acting in self defense.

    *I know that would never stand up in court. Law is more about majority opinion than logic.

  65. Re:2 wrongs... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

    1 - It's not just about dolphins. It's about human treatment of dolphins.

    2 - That's your prerogative. Personally if I lived in the revolutionary war period I'd prefer it if my legacy was on the abolitionist side.

    3 - The question of "morality" in other life forms is irrelevant. Morality is a human trait.

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  66. Re:2 wrongs... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

    In one hundred years we'll look back at the practice of eating meat with the same horror that we look upon slavery now.

    Spoken like someone who doesn't know the taste of a truly nice piece of meat.

    I became vegetarian two years ago. I'm 38. Chances are I've eaten more meat in my lifetime than you have.

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  67. Re:2 wrongs... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

    In one hundred years we'll look back at the practice of eating meat with the same horror that we look upon slavery now.

    In one hundred years, we'll look back at the practice of eating natural meat with horror. Would you have a problem with lab-grown meat?

    I would have no problem with lab grown meat as long as it's safe and healthy. As long as a living animal didn't have to suffer and die, that's fine by me.

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  68. Re:2 wrongs... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

    Nice try, AC, but as you know China is still going through their own industrial revolution. We got the working conditions thing sorted out in the west a long time ago, and we're not going back to Dickensian working conditions despite the best efforts of some people.

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  69. Re:2 wrongs... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

    Black slaves weren't bred for food, and weren't slaughtered on industrial production lines.

    Slavery was an institution that many people thought was sacrosanct and was so entwined into all aspects of society that it was unthinkable that it would ever be abolished. But a more evolved sense of morality prevailed. My comparison is entirely valid.

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  70. Just because you asked nicely... by tsqr · · Score: 1

    Over 9 billion chickens and 115 million pigs are slaughtered every year in the US.

  71. vat food by wasteoid · · Score: 1

    Hopefully not from the vats in Mariposa run by Richard Grey; those vats are tainted.

  72. NOT NEWS FOR NERDS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fire Sazempus NOW and never, ever post another submission from hugh pickens DOT DICKWAD AGAIN!

    This shit is getting really old, really fast.

  73. Re:2 wrongs... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

    Animals are an inherently inefficient means of getting energy into the human body. Eating meat is also much more prone to health problems, obesity being the most pressing.

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  74. Why is this news? by Payden+K.+Pringle · · Score: 1

    As many other users have mentioned, the line that you draw to decide what you will and will not kill/eat is pretty much arbitrary.

    I am in their camp. I don't understand why this is news, or why it was written in such a way as to paint the Japanese Fisherman as evil. Again, as other users have mentioned, we eat pigs, which is considered intelligent as well (albeit not as intelligent as Dolphins).

    What is going to have every nutrient and vitamin you need to survive? Other mammals, like you. Obviously torturing them for no reason would be inhumane, but a line has to be drawn somewhere. Eat them. But try not to make them suffer without reason. That's my thinking anyway.

  75. A modest proposal: Eat Dick. by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

    Galactic News Network reports that more than 7 billions hairless apes remain quarantined in a solar system by the Virgo Galactic Cluster sustenance maintainers, many of them stressed and bloodied from their attempts to survive with only primitive technology before the great harvest. Until now, the sustenanceers have focused on selecting creatures to be experimented on sexually for educational entertainment as twenty-five earthlings, including rare cattle genitalia, were taken on Pulseday 'to a lifetime of expermentation,' and another 12 on Synchday. 'Many of the 7 billion+ Hairless apes who are still trapped in their gravity well are visibly bloody and distressed from their primitive plight in ignorance of their ultimate demise,' one overseer says. Although the consumption of sentient forms is widely condemned among the Machine-hive systems, Sustananceers defend the practice as an organic imperative and right of the technologically advanced -- and say it is no different to the harvest of lower complexity photosynthesizing life. Harvesters of the Milky Way Suburbs, where Earth is located, condemns the criticism as biased and unfair to the organics who, unlike their circuit bound comrades, crave the visceral slaughter. 'The Earth ape harvest is a continuation of legitimate feeding practice in accordance with the technical dominance hierarchy under the jurisdiction of both Virgonian Super Cluster and its suburbs. Therefore, we believe there are no reasons to criticize the upcoming Thrice Fried Earther Feast.' Meanwhile the Society for Diverse Sentience describes how 40 to 60 suburbian slaughterers use Quantum Politics to divide up the planet, whose initial inhabitants peacefully coexisted. 'They tighten up the budgets to bring each sub-group together then the vote will push them toward the booth. Inside the booth in the shadows is where trainers work with harvesters to select the "tastiest" gray matter which have the most nuanced flavor and crisp texture,' the sustenanceer says. The harvester fleet will 'vaporize the most "undesirable" apes (those with partisan tendencies) within the booths to hide from the others what terror awaits when the time comes.

    1. Re:A modest proposal: Eat Dick. by Phil+Urich · · Score: 1

      A trenchant comment, AND a Master of Orion reference? Parent, your comment would've been absolutely perfect if you had included line breaks.

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  76. these are dolphins, not fish by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

    Your logic is flawed. You say an animal is an animal, and there's no difference between slaughtering a dolphin and a fish.

    There's a world of difference in breeding rates. Dolphins don't breed quickly. Gestation takes longer than it does for humans.

    These fishermen are idiots. They think they can kill all the dolphins they can catch, and nature will make more.

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    1. Re:these are dolphins, not fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their logic is sound as long as the fishermen remain a small group and don't trawl around the globe using heavy machinery. At worst they deplete the logic stock. It'd be a different story if they were capturing the Chinese river dolphin.

  77. I know another mammal that isn't endangered... by Phil+Urich · · Score: 1

    Summary didn't say whether bottlenose dolphins are rare or endangered. If they are, they should be protected from fishermen. Otherwise I don't see a problem with harvesting a small percentage for their meat.

    I can think of another mammalian species that isn't anywhere close to being endangered. Best thing is, they already have basically every nutrient we would need in them, since they've been eating the exact same diet!

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  78. Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this on Slashdot? Is this news for nerds?

  79. Only the cute! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Red meat, white meat, blue meat, meat-o-fucking-rama. You will eat it. Because not eating meat is a decision. Eating meat is an instinct! Yeah! And I know what it's about. "I don't want to eat the meat because I love the animals. I love the animals." Hey, I love the animals too. I love my doggy. He's so cute. My fluffy little dog.. He's so cute- There's the problem. We only want to save the cute animals, don't we? Yeah. Why don't we just have animal auditions. Line 'em up one by one and interview them individually. "What are you?" "I'm an otter." "And what do you do?" "I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands." "You're free to go." "And what are you?" "I'm a cow." "Get in the fucking truck, ok pal!" "But I'm an animal." "You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!" "I'm an animal, I have rights!" "Yeah, here's yer fucking cousin, get on the fucking truck, pal!" We kill the cows to make jackets out of them and then we kill each other for the jackets we made out of the cows.

    1. Re:Only the cute! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I decide not to eat my fellow predatory mammals, which includes dolphins and otters, but doesn't include cows.

  80. "stressed and bloodied" by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Should be the status of the fishermen. Just before they are tossed in the water to fend for themselves with ( no longer restrained ) dolphins.

    Of course, knowing dolphins and how caring they are, they would most likely rescue the bastards.

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  81. They're just fellow predatory mammals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're more likely to eat herbivorous mammals because they are our "prey". Dolphins should no more be considered prey than wolves.

  82. So long... by KatchooNJ · · Score: 1

    So long and thanks for all the..... GURGLE

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  83. Re:2 wrongs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm also 38, and I choose not to eat fellow predatory mammals, which includes dolphins. Everything else tasty is up for grabs.

  84. Perfectly alright. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We don't eat fellow predatory mammals, which includes dolphins. I doesn't include any of the other animals you mentioned.

  85. Re:2 wrongs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah yes, race-baiting. A common trait among self-serving and self-centered assholes that happen to be part of a minority.

  86. Survivalist instinct by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 1

    This rhetorical device - that it's ok to do x because x is natural - is called an "Appeal to Nature". At base, it argues that because something's natural, it's good. You can use it to justify all sorts of things - rape, murder, sticking your dick into anything that moves - all manner of things. One of the nice things about being human is that we're now in a position to choose whether or not to live by following our natural desires. And in many cases, we've chosen not to - we sanction against rape, murder etc, and many, many cultures, we eschew eating meat. So the argument really isn't whether we should eat meat because it's "natural" to do so, but rather, given we don't really need to, should we eat meat. "we should eat meat because it's 'natural' to" isn't really much of an argument.

  87. tradition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slavery was a tradition too. Fucking Japs. Send another nuke their way. Perhaps after they get some well deserved RADS through their thick yellow skin they'll see the light. 1.2 megatons should do the trick.

  88. It's not binary by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 1

    Why do some people seem to care more about the death of 200,000 Syrians than the death of 500,000 Iraqis? It's a crap argument - you're saying that because people have picked issue A as being worthy of their support over (or perhaps even as well as) issue B, and Issue B is in your view more important than issue A, that caring about issue A is somehow insupportable.

    1. Re:It's not binary by EMG+at+MU · · Score: 1

      ... that caring about issue A is somehow insupportable.

      I never said caring about the dolphins is insupportable. I'm questioning why people seem to care about the impending slaughter of 200 dolphins more than Syrians or any other conflict with ridiculous numbers of pointless human casualties.

    2. Re:It's not binary by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 1

      Who are these people that seem to care about the impending slaughter of 200 dolphins more than Syrians? Why is it a bad thing if they do?

  89. appeal to tradition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not logical to continue doing this simply because it's what they've always done. It's cruel to the animals and with the amount of mercury in their meat, also dangerous to the people who eat the meat. Also keeping them in what amounts to a bath tub for them for people to watch them is cruel. Out in the wild they travel hundreds of kilometers usually. You deny them that freedom. They are not there for your amusement.

  90. Not so arbitrary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not so arbitrary. Factors include domestication level (dogs on top) and how sorrow-ful they can make their faces look. Cows chickens and pigs (animated ones excepted) not so much with the goo-goo eyes. Dolphins, with that smile, look like they're agreeing to well, everything. Stinks, but that's how most people think about it.

  91. Sea Wolves by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    This is the equivelant of people in the United States hunting and killing wolves. Wolves are intelligent, social and organize in the same ways as dolphins. Wolves, and dolphins, are also both tool users and both have language and use names. I would suggest that the USA, and other countries, look to their own sandboxes and stop the practice of killing wolves.

    FYI: I'm a rancher. I have wolves that are coworkers on our farm and I deal with their wild brethren without having to resort to killing. I'm not liberal or a tree hugger so get more creative when replying.

    1. Re:Sea Wolves by Xest · · Score: 1

      Yes you're right, and it's the same as Fox hunting and badger culls in the UK and so on and so forth. But in the UK we have got a legal ban in place on Fox hunting now and the cove killings are unusually crawl and brutal creating days of extended suffering.

      So just because other countries have poor wildlife practices doesn't mean this should go unspoken of. It's an exceptionally atrocious event that happens every year.

    2. Re:Sea Wolves by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      "just because other countries have poor wildlife practices doesn't mean this should go unspoken of. It's an exceptionally atrocious event that happens every year."

      I didn't say the dolphin killing should be ignored. You choose to misread what I wrote. Try again.

    3. Re:Sea Wolves by Xest · · Score: 1

      Oh right, so you were just going completely off-topic instead?

      The way your post was phrased made it sound like you were suggesting we should focus on other things because otherwise it makes no sense in the context of the discussion. Maybe try and phrase it better in future.

  92. its not really that arbitrary... by epiccollision · · Score: 1

    In this line up Pigs are easier to raise, harvest and produce a more desirable product.

    Chimps at least are not toxic to eat, they are just rare in most parts of the world and are really hard to breed in captivity...Dolphins, while not rare, are laced with dangerous levels of mercury due to their place in the ocean food chain and they are harder to breed.

    sorry pigs, try being cuter...pork is really tasty and i don't even eat meat; even i would admit bacon/ham is pretty great....dolphin not so much.

    1. Re:its not really that arbitrary... by fatphil · · Score: 1

      > sorry pigs, try being cuter

      So /Babe/ should be compulsory viewing as part of the school curriculum?

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  93. Mod up - point is well made by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some moderators are gonna lose their mod points when this parent comes to meta-modding. You can't mod someone down just because you disagree.

  94. Cute And Smart Are Off The Mark. by rmdingler · · Score: 1

    Cattle and pigs are slaughtered with regularity because they are easy to herd & domesticate, and they put on weight rapidly eating things we regard as inedible: grass and even our garbage.

    Dogs and horses provide valuable services to their human partners in the form of security and transportation. They are typically more valuable alive.

    Even the house cat plays an important role in the eradication of disease-ridden household vermin. Unlike mice, you CAN train a cat to shit in just one place.

    Domestication by the hairless apes is not for the weak of heart. It's not the cute nor the smart that get spared. Just the useful.

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  95. logic by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 2

    It depends on what you base your ethics around. You have options. 1) There is a universal right/wrong dictated by God. 2) What is good for humanity as a whole is right. 3) What is good for me personally is right. 4) What is good for intelligent life is right. 5) What is natural is right. 6) What feels good is right. 7)Nothing is right/wrong
    If you don't decide what your ethics are based on then how can you decide what is logical???? If you believe #2 then killing dolphins is ok. If you believe #1 then you should check scripture about your diet. If you believe #4 then you need to create a line somewhere. Maybe dolphins is that line.

    1. Re:logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of the ambiguous statement, "what is good for intelligent life is right", which not only depends on how you define "good", but also implies a need to actively make things better for intelligent life, I would say "knowingly hurting other intelligent life is wrong". I'm not sure where exactly I'd draw that line, but I would put dolphins on the intelligent side of the line, and I would leave some safety margin for animals I'm not sure are on the intelligent side of the line, but could be because measuring intelligence is hard to do. And the discussion on this article has certainly made me think more about which animals it is okay to eat.

  96. Ravens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it has been demonstrated that ravens have advanced mechanical problem solving ability on part with your average human. This means that some ravens have more mechanical problem solving ability than the lower IQ humans.

  97. the case for preferential treatment by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    Agriculture, specifically intensive farming is of course greater impact then this. That is true. So in that sense why bother with this?

    Here's why. Its not good for our well being. If we treat animals with brutality then is it no surprise that our enemy in war shows no mercy?
    With farming the whole thing is hidden from us from birth to packet. That doesn't make it OK but it does reduce the damage to us.

    But critically it can be argued that WE are semi aquatic marine mammal and these animals are close relatives since we moved out of the sea... Taking in the psychology are they closer to us than apes - our fat distribution matches theirs not an apes. We have the dive reflex.

    You can say dolphins are cute but isn't that for a reason? A conversation with a dolphin is easier than a cow. Our ease of compassion is due to them being similar to ourselves.

    Really its best to observe the ratio of canines vs masticating teeth under your nose - eat meat appropriately - sometimes, not all the time.

  98. Sigh by koan · · Score: 1

    And people are perplexed when I tell them I'm a misanthrope.

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  99. Can take 30 minutes for dolphins to die by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    Unlike domestic cows, and chickens, the dolphins suffer a long, and painful, death. According to what I saw on that movie "The Cove" (2009).

    Also, according an episode of "Whale Wars" some harpooned whales took as long as 20 minutes to die.

    Cows, and chickens, never know what the hit them, whereas trapped dolphins are confused, and terrified, and die horribly.

  100. In other words, the dolphins are more civilized ! by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1

    They may not have written history, but they certainly pass skills on from generation to generation.

    They could hunt people if they wanted. But other than the occasional long imprisoned orca that goes mad and drowns a captor, they much prefer to make friends.

    I really loath to say this - but as a Human Being I need to say that the dolphins are more civilized than the human beings who stay in Japan !

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  101. Dolphin Rape - Time for paybacks by Kelxin · · Score: 1

    http://deepseanews.com/2013/02... Nuff said, karma's a bitch.

  102. Godamit.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All those "open government," "freedom of speech," "we're against violence," "privacy" cries that the /. readers had...

    You would think that we would be able to discuss this without trying to coward into idiotic jokes in utter denial.

    And to see that all those cowardly comments are the top rated ones. Bah.

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  103. Brown thumb here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "So you can not torture a plant or make it suffer."

    My plants only suffer, try as I may...

  104. Seems right to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Following a 1) principle based on 2) an objective measurement (such as intelligence) is the antithesis of arbitrary.

    Murder is a subset of unlawful killing. Any killing that is lawful cannot be murder.

  105. Nothing arbitrary about it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're Yummy !

  106. Not in the least bit ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't eat my fellow predatory mammals, which includes dolphins and doesn't include cattle.

  107. Re:In other words, the dolphins are more civilized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should have nuked those racist scum to carbon when we had a chance. Likewise with the Krauts.

  108. Am I the only one who doesn't see an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People are outraged by this.

    But wait a second, how is this any different from what the British are trying to do with Badgers at the moment?

    Or any different from slaughtering cows or sheep for "food?"

    Or are cow "less intelligent" than dolphins?

  109. WTF?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The speed of sound is much greater underwater, and processing all that information requires much more brain devoted to it than our own sense of hearing.

    Why the fuck would any brain care what the transit time for a sound was? Information still arrives at the same rate it was sent at. FFS...

  110. Unacceptable - Boycott Japanese goods by Martin+S. · · Score: 1

    Then send a letter to the Japanese Embasy/Consulate in your locale to voice your objection, your reaction (to Boycott Japanese goods) and what is necessary (legal protection of intelligent and endaged species like Whales and Dolphins) to resume buying Japanese products..

    http://www.uk.emb-japan.go.jp/

  111. Syndication by bentcd · · Score: 1

    Slashdot, now a wholly owned subsidiary of greenpeace.org.

    The very least they could of done is photoshop in some friggin lasers. Is that really too much to ask?

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  112. What we Japanese really think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since I guess most of you can't read Japanese and thus your knowledge on what Japanese think on this matter is rather limited, I think I might try to give a brief overview.
    First, most of the younger generations (myself included) have never eaten dolphin/whale meat, and wouldn't care if it gets prohibited. People ate whale meat for some time after the WWII because it was cheap (whale meat used to be served in school meals), but most elders say it tasted horrible and they hated it.
    So, most of the Japanese wouldn't give the shit if dolphin/whale hunting gets banned. Then why don't we stop those dolphin-hunting fishermen? Because to most of us this looks like a cultural invasion. (It seems to me this is really the case about dolphins, because they are not endangered species unlike whales.)
    Some even say racism is behind all this. Sea Shephard, which is very (in)famous in Japan, is not really helping here.
    One of my friends says "I'd love to see how they would react if one day India became a world power and told them not to eat beef because cows are sacred." Well I must say I'm rather interested, too.

    1. Re:What we Japanese really think by Optali · · Score: 1

      I am aware of the situation as I do have a few friends there.
      The situation is very much the same in countries like Norway or Iceland and very far from what happens in the Faroe islands where they do make a similar slaughter jsut that in this case the whole population of the island (a small island group in the North Atlantic) is involved and they do it for fun (really).

      I already commented that the real issue is the trade in dolphin babies for dolphinaria and this is an international trade were the US, Europe and Russia play an important part.

      Of course, the resource of racism is an easy one... but I would actually take it with a bit of salt as many times when people say "these fucking Dutch (to use my country) do this and that..." what they actually mean is "this fucking Dutch government" or "this fucking group of Dutch people" and not "ALL the Dutch are this and that", just that it's easier to use. The card of "cultural invasion" is one that is very easily played by some too, exactly what Icelanders and Norse do to legitimize whale hunt (to sell the meat to Japan where it's used as "traditional" canned dog food).

      And the this entrenchment on one part makes that other things happen, just read what European fishermen say about the Japanese fishing fleet, while almost nobody complains about ours (the Dutch, one of the most damaging) or the Spanish... and while it is true that the Japanese fleet is the biggest (Spain is second) the main market for fish is Spain (!), yes, you read well, not the USA nor China nor your country, but the EU.

      Well, in any case: interesting to read from a Japanese native. I'm now going back to work and to my Jiuta playlist ;)
       

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  113. What about the CAPUCHIN MONKEY? by cribera · · Score: 1

    Dolphins and chimps are quite intelligent, I will give you that. But I would place parrots (look up the New Zealand Kea on youtube), corvids (crows, ravens, etc), octopuses, whales, and elephants before pigs.

    I'm surprised that the AMAZING capuchin monkey is ignored (FAR smarter than chimp, in my experience, just not used in research as often as they should).

    Personally, in South America I've seen them solving problems (like learning themselves COMING FROM THE WILD several yards far from the office, to operate a coffee machine and getting a cup of coffe in an office where the manager allowed them in, or entering a place and looking for magazines, imitating the human behavior) WITHOUT HUMAN TRAINING.

    Behavior like this, but without formal training to do so (like happened with the chimps when doing tricks), just by watching and learning.

    Please check videos like these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

    1. Re:What about the CAPUCHIN MONKEY? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Monkey see, monkey do. It's a type of intelligence, but there are others that are tested too, some more important - such as puzzles that have to be solved without being shown the correct solution. For example, squirrels working out how to overcome anti-squirrel bird feeders are showing more intelligence than the monkeys in the examples you mention.

    2. Re:What about the CAPUCHIN MONKEY? by cribera · · Score: 1

      Monkey see, monkey do. It's a type of intelligence, but there are others that are tested too, some more important - such as puzzles that have to be solved without being shown the correct solution. For example, squirrels working out how to overcome anti-squirrel bird feeders are showing more intelligence than the monkeys in the examples you mention.

      FWIW, there are A LOT of examples of capuchin monkeys facing challenges and overcoming them WITHOUT NEVER WATCHING ANYONE DO IT before.

      You see it in south american wild areas near cities, or even with very young orphan monkeys raised at human homes, chained, how they improvise tools to get food, or to get something to use it as a toy.

      For instance, this is another video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

      And more important, apart from abilities and facing challenges, it's when you interact with them, it seems so obvious that they understand you and try to communicate with you. Even when they look at you, and the use of their facial expressions, it even scares you of how human they seem, no other animal comes close to that, and I'vee seen trained chimps, gorillas, parrots, dolphins, elephants, etc.

      I'll try to film myself some untrained monkeys for anyone who wish to see that with their own eyes. If you travel to Brazil or Bolivia, you'll find some of these monkeys in rural areas, to realize how smart they act without any training. OTOH in cities you'll find some trained monkeys that work as 'assistants' for street performers (but that's not the point discussed here about intelligent traits, not about tricks trained by humans).

    3. Re:What about the CAPUCHIN MONKEY? by cribera · · Score: 1

      Monkey see, monkey do. It's a type of intelligence, but there are others that are tested too, some more important - such as puzzles that have to be solved without being shown the correct solution. For example, squirrels working out how to overcome anti-squirrel bird feeders are showing more intelligence than the monkeys in the examples you mention.

      Check also these links please, and tell us your opinion, if you wish. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06... http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pm...

  114. We only save... by zeroryoko1974 · · Score: 1

    "We only want to save the cute animals, don't we" Dennis Leary

  115. It's absolutely arbitrary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, intelligence is not even a primary selector in evolution (look at the successes of ants, cockroaches, viruses, etc on Earth)

    Second, We humans value "intelligence" because we fancy ourselves the "smartest" - but even here, our bias shows because we value the narrow forms of intelligence (which WE display) over the forms that are displayed by, for example, migratory birds or porpoises (both of which can naturally do smart things we cannot)

    Third, other creatures would likely choose other attributes for determining who is "superior". Cheetahs are certainly much faster, Cats (of all sorts) have better night vision, some tortoises would rate longevity, etc. There is no fixed universal standard by which all species agree to be judged, or which is codified in some objective design document for the universe.

    We humans are the ones discussing this, and we have arbitrarily decided that (our) form of intelligence matters. Nobody is opposing a dolphin slaughter based on their amazing sonar processing abilities, but rather because we've seen episodes of "flipper", or have seen trained dolphins doing tricks in one of those hated aquatic parks, or have heard tales of dolphins saving people, etc which caused us to percieve some aspects of human-like intelligence in these creatures....more-so than other creatures like cows or chickens. I assert that ALL of our decisions about what creatures can be killed-and-eaten is tied to our anthropomophised perceptions of them. Kitties and doggies, while lacking physical similarites, live with our families and we recognize certain human-like behaviours and emotions so we percieve some human-ness. Horses are close to our cats and dogs on that scale, but not at the same level so more people are likely to eat them. Chickens, turkeys, cows and fish are the big losers. The dolphins and whales were down that scale with "dumb fish" for ages and all societies killed and ate them, but over time as people percieved them as "smart" they moved up toward the level of the family pets. The Japanese who are killing these dolphins clearly do not see them this way, and therefore see nothing wrong with their actions (which are the same actions thier ancestors took for many generations) so they are probably as dumbfounded as a farmer would be when a "cityslicker" was shocked by a pig being slaughtered. In both cases the person doing the slaughter may try to hide it for political reasons, and NOT because he thinks it's "wrong".

  116. Sorry, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the things you cite about dolphins are actually human-projections onto dolphin actions. We see dolphins make sounds and we see them behave in certain ways and because we are humans who communicate with eachother using language we look for that same thing and assign "words" or "names" to their sounds. We do not ACTUALLY know what they are "saying" at all. Bees and ants pass eachother information, as do wolves and birds. If a dolphin makes a particular sound everytime it converys some info to another particular dolphin, there is no proof that this sound is that dolphin's "name". It could simply be that the one dolphin learned that the other seems to like that sound (like some people like a particular bit of a particular pop music hit) and so it uses that sound to get the other one's attention. In other words, the exact same behaviour can be explained without either dolphin having even a basic a concept for individual "names". Until we can have a full-blown conversation with a dolphin and discuss abstract things like philosophy enough to be sure we are truly communicating (rather than just interacting with a more-complex form of parrot) we will not be able to say HOW intelligent and how sentient they are.

    incidentally, if you have lived on a farm, you know that even many farm animals display an apparent ability to "think", as opposed to just reacting to sensation, so the idea you expressed that it's possible dolphins may be "actually sentient beings" is a bit odd.... in a broad classical sense they already are seen this way (as are cows and pigs, etc). I think you mean a more-narrow form of the word "sentient" implying higher reasoning abilities leading to things like perception of rights and responsibilities. If this is so, then I again assert that we will not know this until we can have those true, complex discussions covering abstract things with them.

  117. Japanese, the new pork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. And now is also a great time to harvest Japanese for meat.
    There are in plentiful supply.
    They're naturally irradiated so bacterial contamination is nonexistant
    They taste great baked, fried, boiled, or roasted
    And they're small so they're easier for your children to chew

    Enjoy a bowl while you watch WWE Raw

  118. Hello Japan by agrisea · · Score: 1

    Your policies suck, seriously. In the past ten years, you have killed endangered species under the guise of "whale research," NUKED the Pacific Rim's oceans, air, and land, something people here in the Pacific Northwest should be very nervous about, and now we find out you are killing intelligent species because it is "tradition." Isn't time you rethink everything?

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  119. Procrastination by Krigl · · Score: 1

    Instead of wasting time slaughtering dolphins, Japanese should stop slacking and get to the real work - slaughtering the Sea Shepherd members and funders. Any Dutchmen here? You can do your part and write to your MP and PM to voice your disagreement with your country's sheltering of Paul Watson.

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  120. Ìt's not the meat by Optali · · Score: 1

    It is actually not the meat they are after. Dolphin meat is laden with contaminants and used for pet food mostly.
    The actual cash cow are baby dolphins for dolphinaria.

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  121. Re: In other words, the dolphins are more civilize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to say this but if Slashdot editors had been slaughtered in WW2, the world would be a better place.

  122. Last Post by Wolvey · · Score: 1

    South Park said it best: Dolphin and Whale