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  1. Re:I would be more interested in... on Small Embedded Computer with 802.11 for RC Car? · · Score: -1

    Why respond to a comment that is a month old, you twat?

    I hate you. And to prove it, you are now my foe.

  2. Re:So . . . on Defamation, Free Speech, Jurisdiction and the Net? · · Score: -1

    you are an idiot. I hate you, and to prove it I added you to my Foes list.

    Burn.

  3. Re:Endangered Species on Reverse Domain Name Hijacking? · · Score: -1

    I hate you, and to prove it you are now on my Foes list.

  4. Re:This is all part of THE EVIL PLAN! on Driver's Licenses to Become National ID Cards · · Score: -1

    Quit pushing your liberal agenda on these innocent AOL users.

    They can't handle the truth... especially the truth about Linux, Anime, Natalie Portman, Hot grits, Bill Gates and reversed g-strings.

  5. Second too? on California Governor to Ask for Broader Wiretaps · · Score: -1

    What is this?

  6. Luv me! on California Governor to Ask for Broader Wiretaps · · Score: -1

    I am a national treasure!

  7. w00t! on Texas Instruments Announces New Calculator · · Score: -1

    I am a friend of Slashdot.

    Love me!

  8. Re:THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!! on A Newbie's Guide To A Lo-Fat Linux Desktop · · Score: -1

    You need help.

  9. Re:What license? on The LSB Delivers Again · · Score: -1

    d00d!

  10. Re:Future of ARSE, more like! on Future of Music Summit · · Score: -1

    would you like to have dinner sometime?

    a/s/l?

  11. Re:Future of ARSE, more like! on Future of Music Summit · · Score: -1

    w00t!

  12. Re:FIST post on Linux During The .Com Crash · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Occasionally, when given the opportunity, I willingly bend over for a spanking. I don't always have to be on top.

    One of the traditional flagellation arts is spanking. Butt banging, booty slapping, pink to red to ass welting smacking. It's a simple act with a long history and renowned aficionados. For some an intricate role-playing scenario must unfold in a particular manner. For others it is a spontaneous act. I fall into the latter category being particularly fond of being bent over with my panties pulled down as my ass falls prey to my lover's hands. She adores my ass and grabs me to get the ass. When she has it she worships it and spanks it until I try to wiggle away. I wiggle right back though, the sensation of being sensually ass slapped and the blows becoming gradually harder. This always gives me a rush that gets me excited, and the best part is that ass slapping can be enacted almost anywhere.

    It can be stimulating to practice in public places, with little risk of being caught if you are clever and imaginative.

    It's also fun to instigate spanking scenes with open-minded friends and get a full on percussion scene going on. The rhythm of a skilled butt drummer can induce a hypnotic state in the mind of their submissive. The combination of rhythmic sound and the sensation of the spanking itself have driven me into a frenzy where I couldn't be hit hard enough. The endorphins kick in and a nice fat ass can go a long way.

    The marks lasted for days.

    Everyone has played spanking games at some time or another. It just may be time to up the auntie and progress into the world of sensual and corporal spanking.

    The most important tools are your hands. Implements may be used but you need to learn the basics first.

    Next you'll need an ass. This part is very important. Preferably the ass of someone who turns you on.

    Get your partner into a comfortable prone position. I like to be over lap of my lover on the sofa. It's comfortable and she has full access to the booty.

    It's nice to rub the butt and warm it up before you start to slap that ass. The slaps should start out light to acclimate your partner to the sensation. If you warm them up good and slow this could create a want and need in them and give you the advantage of being the one who can fill that need.

    I know I can be made to beg for it harder.

    Spanking is a playful and harmless way to expend some sexual energy without getting into a big sticky mess. It can be childish and light or dark and punishing. Either way, it's safe sex play and the worst that can happen is you'll get a bruised bottom, but in my world that can be a good thing.

    Love,

    cyborg_monkey

  13. Natalie Portman denounces hot grits on Can OO Programming Solve Engineering Problems? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    By: Hob Goblin
    3 January, 2002

    / Troll News Bureau / - In a move that has astounded many loyal fans in the Troll Community, Natalie Portman denounced hot grits at a press conference earlier today. Apparently she became disgusted after an unidentified Troll offered to pour hot grits down her pants in exchange for one goblin, a bowl of oatmeal and three hours of monkey sex.

    Is Portman off her rocker? Yes
    No
    I don't know
    Yeah, baby, yeah!!
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    "Hot Grits are heavily contributing to the downfall of this society" Portman stated "and I can't stand this insanity anymore, something must be done to protect myself and people like me from these ruthless grits fiends." Supporters cheered as Portman left the podium.

    Several groups protesting outside of the conference showed their disgust at Portman's comments by holding a grit party where wheelbarrows full of hot grits were waiting for anybody who cared to take the plunge. "Hot Grits are my life." one protester said as he poured another bowl down his shorts, "I can't live without them and I'm sick of everybody always complaining about them."

    Legislation has been introduced into the House of Trollmasters that would restrict the act of grit pouring to people's homes, it is not expected to pass as most the Trollmasters are avid grits fans.

    The Dissociated Press contributed to this report

  14. You would think... on Beta Sign-Ups for WarCraft III · · Score: -1, Troll

    I wonder if WC3 will be reboot worthy.

    ... that a guy making that much money could afford two computers. That would ensure that the MS virus OS would not infect the Good OS.

  15. It also helps.. on Full Spectrum Lighting - Is it any better? · · Score: 0

    with cheap digital cameras. I use one of these types of lights to enhance the image quality. For whatever reason, the cheap digitals are really dependant on this. For example, using sunlight gives me the best results.

  16. I would be more interested in... on Small Embedded Computer with 802.11 for RC Car? · · Score: 1, Funny

    802.11b... Why mess with a RC car and not utilize wireless technology?

    Use this to control the car as well.

  17. Re:A X-Mas Gift! on Surplus PrimeStar Dishes => Radio Telescope Array? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Fourth post as well. I own you all!

    KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

  18. Re:A X-Mas Gift! on Surplus PrimeStar Dishes => Radio Telescope Array? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    that's odd, when I reply the date and time of the parent message is shown at Dec 31st@7:00p.

  19. Re:A X-Mas Gift! on Surplus PrimeStar Dishes => Radio Telescope Array? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    And second too? w00t!

    p.s. Fix the time and date!

  20. A X-Mas Gift! on Surplus PrimeStar Dishes => Radio Telescope Array? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    fp me baby!

  21. An idea... on Dreamcast as a Web Browser? · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Put an ATI All-In-Wonder card in the computer, and use the NTSC composite video out with her TV. ATI AIW cards can be had on eBay for $40 or less.

    Stick with AOL and install VNC or pcAnywhere on the box to remote administrate.

  22. Re:we did come far on Comparing Clarke/Kubrick's 2001 To Now · · Score: -1

    The only "they" that matters: Microsoft.

    You can be damned sure that it was not the work of some smelly shitbag like RMS or ESR or the biggest dork of them all: Linus Tornballs.

  23. Re:Ahem... on Build Your Own 10Mbit/sec Optical Data Link · · Score: -1

    Hey assfuck, the author of that comment said nothing about spelling.

    Please shut the fuck up and go back to doing what you do best: fucking your neighbor's dog in the ass.

  24. Re:we did come far on Comparing Clarke/Kubrick's 2001 To Now · · Score: -1

    They have invented a spell checker, try using it next time.

    Ignorant fuckface.

  25. Re:It's all fun and games on Hacking the New Replay TV Units? · · Score: -1

    And if you had a penis, then I would call you Bubba.

    Now shut the fuck up.