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  1. Next time... on Where Can You Buy Jumpers? · · Score: -1

    try google!

    http://www.trianglecables.com/jumformotset.html

  2. Re:First Post for the hearing impaired on Review of Pay Napster · · Score: -1

    Excellent fp my friend. Since you are already a friend, I cannot add you to my list again. Accept these kind words as reward for your effort.

    Your pal,

    CM

  3. Re:fp on Should Public Funds Mean Public Code? · · Score: -1

    Excellent work! As a reward, I have added you to my friends list. Keep it up!

    your pal,

    CM

  4. Hello pr0n_k1ng! on Pain-free mice · · Score: -1

    Bask in all that is cyborg_monkey.

  5. Re:Tools? on Intelligent Resume Tools? · · Score: -1

    You might be suprised to hear this, but a prostitute is a great source for career developement statagies. However, whores are not. Slashdot is full of whores.

    You would be better off looking for one of those red light thingies.

  6. Re:Yeah .. on Consumer Electronics Show 2002 Report · · Score: -1

    You call that a first post? I hate you and would add you to my foes list, if it were not already full.

  7. Re:In Defense of Microsoft...Yes, Microsoft. on RMS: Putting an End to Word Attachments · · Score: -1

    Clever.

  8. Re:In Defense of Microsoft...Yes, Microsoft. on RMS: Putting an End to Word Attachments · · Score: -1

    would you fucking die already? I hate you to pieces.

    You are now on my list of hatred.

  9. PK! I am your master! on Computer Chips Exploding for Science · · Score: -1

    you know it, bitch!

  10. Re:Excellent Work! on Microsoft Settlement For Private Suits Rejected · · Score: -1

    You, my friend, are an ingrown cunt hair.

    Log in so I can hate you.

  11. Excellent Work! on Microsoft Settlement For Private Suits Rejected · · Score: -1

    As a reward you are now on my friends list.

    "He hates these cans!"--Navin Johnson

  12. You suck. on Philips Says Compact Discs Can't be Copyprotected · · Score: -1

    I was born a poor black child."--Navin Johnson

  13. Re:Hello p0rn_k1ng! on Are There Limits to Software Estimation? · · Score: -1

    hmmm.. cannot explain that.

    Try again, and email me if you have a problem. Create an account on both.

  14. Re:Hello p0rn_k1ng! on Are There Limits to Software Estimation? · · Score: -1

    Thank you for your kind words. I have not bothered too much lately.. but I managed to grab one yesterday.

    be sure the visit scoop.geekizoid.com!

  15. Hello p0rn_k1ng! on Are There Limits to Software Estimation? · · Score: -1

    I am your master!

  16. Many options... on Headset Cordless Phones? · · Score: 1, Interesting

    at the plantronics website.

    http://www.plantronics.com/home/index.html

  17. Re:First Proust! on Universe Pale Turquoise, On Average · · Score: -1

    You suck, and therefore I hate you. As proof, I have added you to my foes list.

    Die, snowbunny.

  18. Re:Anyone need lessons? on Universe Pale Turquoise, On Average · · Score: -1

    Perhaps instructive video on owning the entire story?

  19. Anyone need lessons? on Universe Pale Turquoise, On Average · · Score: -1

    On how to obtain a FP?

    Line up here.

  20. Re:you ignorant fucksmootch. on Writing Documentation · · Score: -1

    yeah, I know.

  21. you ignorant fucksmootch. on Writing Documentation · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    you suck, and must die now. I am hating you to my hate list.

  22. Re:First Post on Jon Johansen Indicted by Norwegian Authorities · · Score: -1

    d00d! Excellent first post! As a reward, I have added you to my "friends" list.

    Enjoy.

  23. ARE YOU GAY? on Orbiting Lasers for Hydrogen Power · · Score: -1

    An employee for USAir, who happened to have the last name of GAY, got on a plane recently using one of his company's "Free Flight" programs. However, when Mr. Gay tried to take his seat, he found it being occupied by a paying passenger. So, not to make a fuss, he simply chose another seat.

    Unknown to Mr. Gay, another USAir flight at the airport experienced mechanical problems. The passengers of this other flight were being rerouted to various airplanes. A few were put on Mr. Gay's flight and anyone who was holding a "free" ticket was being "bumped".

    Airline officials, armed with a list of these "freebee" ticket holders boarded the plane to remove the free ticket holders. Of course, our Mr. Gay was not sitting in his assigned seat as you may remember.

    So when the Ticket Agent approached the seat where Mr. Gay was supposed to be sitting, she asked a startled customer "Are you Gay?". The man, shyly nodded that he was, at which point she demanded: "Then you have to get off the plane".

    Our Mr. Gay, overhearing what the Ticket Agent had said, tried to clear up the situation: "You've got the wrong man. I'm Gay!". This caused an angry third passenger to yell "Hell, I'm gay too! They can't kick us all off!" Confusion reined as more an more passengers began yelling that USAir had no right to remove gays from their flights.

  24. Re:ow yes! on Consumer Electronics, Hollywood Work Against 'Video Napster' · · Score: -1

    HAHAHAH!!!

    I just love your reference to Star Wars!! You got any good anime or Lego jokes too?

  25. Re:Firewalls on SmoothWall Firewall Review · · Score: -1

    You are the man! Great fp! As a reward, I have added you to my Friends list.