User: cyborg_monkey

Re:How about a real browser

On: Microsoft Edge Will Start Automatically Pausing Less Important Flash Content (venturebeat.com)

Hi,

Some sites still only function properly with IE. Just because you spend your day of facebook and youtube means that everyone else does also.

p.s. you're a cunt.

Re:ShamWOW!

On: LG G5 Gets a High 8/10 Repairability Score (geek.com)

you also forgot:

I, thegarbz, am a complete fucking cunt.

Re:Diane Feinstein

On: FBI Telling Congress How It Hacked iPhone (theverge.com)

You're a fuckwit. +5 Informative.

Re: Hold on

On: Chat App Kik Beats Facebook To Launching a Bot Store (thenextweb.com)

w00t!

Re: Kik, bringer of chaos

On: Chat App Kik Beats Facebook To Launching a Bot Store (thenextweb.com)

how do you sneak them into the nursing home?

Re:Be sure to state the entire truth, please!!!!

On: 20th Anniversary of Unabomber's Arrest (abc10.com)

Nice broken link you fuckwit.

Re:No.

On: Steam Hacker Says More Vulnerabilities Will Be Found (arstechnica.com)

Sure, whatever you say.

Re:Immigration and Refugee asylum

On: Zaha Hadid, Groundbreaking Architect, Dies at 65 (nytimes.com)

Oh, bravo...

*slow claps*

This site needs an enima! And you're an asshole!

Re:No they didn't

On: Chinese Scammers Take Mattel To the Bank, Phishing Them For $3 Million (www.cbc.ca)

May I suggest that you stop having sex with your mother?

Re:Maybe increase the product longevity

On: 9.7-Inch iPad Pro Is Apple's Last Chance To Save the iPad Line (bgr.com)

"especially in the US where most people buy them on contract"

You're a fucking idiot.

Re:Cut that shit out

On: Fast-Food CEO Invests In Machines Because Regulation Makes Them Cheaper Than Employees (yahoo.com)

Don't be a cunt. You've heard it your whole life, it's time you paid attention.

Re:Let's wait until MS comes up with its own curre

On: Microsoft Store No Longer Accepts Bitcoins As Payment (techtimes.com)

perhaps that is why they are so desperate to get into the mobile market?

Re:No good guys.

On: Chicagoan Arrested For Using Cell-phone Jammer To Make Subway Commute Tolerable (chicagotribune.com)

spoken like 16 year old. congrats on being a fuckwit.

Re:"Hi, tech support?"

On: Software Bug in F-35 Radar Causes Mid-Flight System Reboot

Wow, that was fucking hilarious. I expected you to make a BSOD comment, that and an XKCD link would cememt your fuckwittedness.

Re:memories & dreams go hand in hand...

On: Laser System Set To Revolutionize Future Aircraft, Satellite Data Links (thestack.com)

Maybe they should be praying to Jebus.

Re:Fable 2 PC

On: Sweeping Changes At Microsoft Studios Kill Lionhead Studios and Fable (betanews.com)

Are you suggesting there is more money to be made developing for the PC? Are you smoking crack?

Re:Cubic inches?

On: Google Challenge Results In Astoundingly Efficient Inverters

Hi there,

STFU.

FOAD.

Thx,

CM

Re:this whole thing is fishy to me

On: FBI Should Try To Unlock iPhone Without Apple's Help, Lawmaker Says (csoonline.com)

you're an idiot.

Re:Can't roll their own?

On: ISIS Supporters Abandon U.S. Encryption Tools As Apple-FBI Fight Rages

We're all very proud of you for the vast geographic knowledge you display. Now fuck off.

Re:Caveat Emptor

On: Ebay Shop Scrapes Thingiverse, Sells Designs In Violation of Creative Commons (all3dp.com)

Why is a scumbag exactly? Over-react much?

Re:No way

On: Mousejack Attacks Exploit Wireless Keyboards and Mice (threatpost.com)

you're a fucking idiot.

Re:It's all about "inmate" actions

On: Israel Thwarts Attempt To Smuggle Commercial Drones Into Gaza

Spoken like a true twat.

Re:nice

On: Wearable Third Arm Gives Drummers Extra Robotic Rhythm (gizmag.com)

Ask your mom, I just gave one to her.

Re:They did what?

On: It's Official: LIGO Scientists Make First-Ever Observation of Gravity Waves (economist.com)

There's a retard in every crowd, and today it appears that you're that window-licker.

Re:Hipster software is the real problem.

On: How the Cloud Has Changed (Since Last You Looked)

spoken like a true cunt!