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  1. "Mizmy" = "Mimzy" on The Sci-Fi Movie Stigma · · Score: 1

    `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
        Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
        And the mome raths outgrabe.

    "Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
        The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
    Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
        The frumious Bandersnatch!"

    He took his vorpal sword in hand:
        Long time the manxome foe he sought --
    So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
        And stood awhile in thought.

    And, as in uffish thought he stood,
        The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
    Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
        And burbled as it came!

    One, two! One, two! And through and through
        The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
    He left it dead, and with its head
        He went galumphing back.

    "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
        Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
    O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
        He chortled in his joy.

    `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
        Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
        And the mome raths outgrabe.

    --Lewis Carroll 1872

  2. Re:Hoogle (Foaming & Spewing) on Google's Second-Class Citizens · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I spent 10 years working for "body shops" after I passed a certain age milestone, than after passing one more of those milestones, I could not get a job at all, period.

    The "recruiters" or "headhunters" lie to you, keep you running around for nothing, bring you in to their offices for nothing, don't read the resumes, and other really stupid stuff that you'd expect from a bunch of mindless coke fiends.

    The industry now (high tech) is all about getting labor on the cheap and all about not giving workers any of the benefits that we took for granted during most of my working lifetime. Surftemps (Tempsurfs?) and H1B's are how the multibillionaire punks "get over" on the labor laws here in the US of A, as a "Temp" you can be let go because you have gas & you get no benefits. As a "guest worker" (H1B) not only can you be fired for clearing you throat during a meeting but you can be deported too!

    I know why people from "developing" countries come here, money, something in short supply (back home). But why the hell do I see people from western Europe working here? Maybe I'm missing something?

  3. Re:What are the chances... on Audit Finds FBI Abused Patriot Act · · Score: 1

    Wowee! The Gummermint breaks it's own laws, what a revelation.

  4. The reality of the situation is... on Fermi Paradox Predicting Humankind's Future? · · Score: 1

    "like the extraterrestrials, humans have three choices: colonize the galaxy, remain on Earth, or become extinct."

    Remain on Earth only and become extinct!

  5. Re:location, location, location on US Lags World In Broadband Access · · Score: 1

    Wagon train, indians, lighting, blizzards, cannibalism, VD, crack dealers, drive bys, George W. Bush. What was I thinking when I moved here in 1977? Expensive broadband, too far for DSL, cable costs too damn much. Earthquakes! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

  6. Re:What happened??!??!? on Some States Say National ID Cards 'Make Life Easier' · · Score: 1

    We can make a movie about our 21st century government, we can call it Showa II, My bags are already packed! Or perhaps Krystalnacht revisited!

  7. Re:Good luck on ISP Tracking Legislation Hits the House · · Score: 1

    Run you own incoming mail server (dynamic DNS) encrypt all outgoing mail, surf via an encrypted tunnel, obfuscate location (TOR), etc.

    Relax, I'm from the government!

    Go ahead, those are only showers, leave your clothes outside!

  8. Re: "America isn't a police state" on Bitlocker No Real Threat To Decryption? · · Score: 1

    I guess you slept through that whole "Patriot Act" thing?

  9. Re: "The land of the free" bullshit on Scientology Critic Arrested After 6 Years · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess you're from Europe and did'nt know any better.

    The US of America has the best legal system money can buy!

    And we have a constitutional right to freedom of speach, and our gummermint has a right to break in to our homes sieze our property
    put us on a (very special) plane and send us to an undisclosed location where there is no constitution.

    And never come home, ever.

  10. Re:Possibly? on Is Executive Hubris Ruining Companies? · · Score: 1

    "PIPSS" = Punks in pin striped suits.

  11. Re:The Parable of the $22 commission on Can You Be Sued for Quitting? · · Score: 1

    The arrogant fucks in their pinstripe suits routinely rob their employers, why shouldn't the little guy get a chance as well?

    What pension? you've got a pension? Oh yeah, I'm sorry but we took that so that the (former) CEO could have a bigger golden parachute!

  12. Re:Things have changed since I tinkered long ago.. on Methods of Learning to Build Electronic Circuitry? · · Score: 1

    Anybody remember the Allied electronics catalog? the thousands of pages of parts, tubes, etc.
    How about Heathkits? I really loved building them when I was a kid!

  13. Empty heads make for bad leaders! on 2006 Was the Warmest Year Ever · · Score: 1

    The sperminator Schwartzenbugger wants to have "low cabon fuels" to reduce "global warming".

    I'm sorry to break it to you gubbernor but it's the "carbon" aka particulate matter thats keeping us from cooking in our own sweat. See this article "http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/programmes/horizo n/dimming_trans.shtml"

    Or google "global dimming"

  14. H2O2 Rocket (s)? on Blue Origin Building DC-X Lookalike · · Score: 1

    Sure did look like steam coming out of those engines, I thought that hydrogen peroxide just didn't have enough energy for a practical launch vehicle??

  15. Re:So let the flame wars begin! on The Birth of vi · · Score: 1

    VI is a way for snotty nosed kids to show off that they "know" vi, it lacks the functionality and ease of integration of emacs, hell, i'd rather use ee or pico than vi.

    EMACS (Ed macros) has been my choice for years.

    Yes this is a flame!

  16. Re:Easy on Why Do We Use x86 CPUs? · · Score: 1

    X86 is like a little bird that go's cheap, cheap, cheap!

    Nobody really cares how we get there as long as we get there fast and CHEEP!

  17. Tandy 6000 on Good Vintage Computers? · · Score: 1

    Xenix!

  18. Colossus: The Forbin Project (1970) on What Movies Got Computers Right? · · Score: 1

    Line my hat with tinfoil, Janet Reno is bugging my teeth!
    Black helicopters in whisper mode!
    I'm gonna hide under the porch with my dogs.

  19. How would we know? on Why Does Everyone Hate Microsoft? · · Score: 1

    How not to design an OS if it wasn't for Windows?
    How good an OS could be if it wasn't for OS/2?
    How a micro (UNIX) should work if it wasn't for Xenix?
    How cheap commodity PC's could get off the ground without DOS?

    I'm not a fan of MS, but I (think)Iv'e kept an open mind!

  20. Re:Poor Americans, .. again on Health Insurance for the Self-Employed? · · Score: 1

    It's worse than it seems, older people (like me) can't get any Decent private (non medicare) medical coverage if there are pre-existing medical conditions. Fortunatly my wife has me on her plan, without her I'd be screwed.

  21. Re:this has got to be on The Last Games You'd Play? · · Score: 1

    44, old? Hell, I'm old enough to be his father!

  22. Re:possible actions on What Can I Do About Poorly Handled Data Theft? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    A computer science professor thats too god damned stupid to use an encrypted filesystem?
    Seems about right, don't it?

    (Drool, stammer, cough) Ah did'n know ah cud doo dat, `cuz ahm a PHd... ;-)

  23. Re:Those of us who supported outsourcing... on IT Worker Shortages Everywhere · · Score: 1

    Funny, but I was laid off from my desktop support job in 2002 and have been unable to get a job since then. After sending out thousands of resumes for anything even remotely within my skillset I am still unemployed. The toll of this long term unemployment has been pretty bad, as I'm now disabled from all those years of inactivity and have burned my savings down to nothing.

    If my wife didn't have a good job I'd be homeless.

    IMHO, all this economic "happy talk" is pure election year bullshit!

  24. Re:where will it end? on US Citizens To Require ''Clearance'' To Leave? · · Score: 1

    We are putting up a fence (wall) across the Mexican border, Hmmm...

    OK, let's review, we watched as the Germans tore down the Berlin wall, Now it's time to build our own version!

    AmeriKa uber alles...Seig...Hell

  25. Spampal on What E-Mail Validation Tools Do You Use? · · Score: 1

    www.spampal.org