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Bitlocker No Real Threat To Decryption?

An anonymous reader writes "The Register is running a story called 'Vista encryption 'no threat' to computer forensics'. The article explains that despite some initial concerns that lawbreakers would benefit from built-in strong encryption, it's unlikely the Bitlocker technology will slow down most digital forensic analysts. What kind of measures does one need to take to make sure no one but yourself has access to your data? Is Bitlocker just good enough (keeping out your siblings) or does it miss the whole purpose of the encryption entirely?" One would hope an international criminal mastermind could do better than the encryption built into Vista.

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  1. international criminal mastermind ? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 4, Funny
    Well, he could, but he likes to do things slowly so that most people won't notice.

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    1. Re:international criminal mastermind ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, he could, but he likes to do things slowly so that most people won't notice.

      Like what? Attempted kidnapping and assault? Only if you are an astronaut.

    2. Re:international criminal mastermind ? by Bin+Naden · · Score: 1

      A criminal mastermind would likely not use a windows software for protecting his secrets. Sharks with lasers on their heads, on the other hand...

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    3. Re:international criminal mastermind ? by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      But do the sharks with lasers on their heads run Linux?

    4. Re:international criminal mastermind ? by Bin+Naden · · Score: 1

      No, they run windows.

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    5. Re:international criminal mastermind ? by dangitman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Duh. They run Aqua.

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    6. Re:international criminal mastermind ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No Lisa No!!! No!!!!

    7. Re:international criminal mastermind ? by monsted · · Score: 1

      You're a Barbie girl in a Barbie world?

    8. Re:international criminal mastermind ? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      "Using apostrophes correctly is hard!"

      -Barbie

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  2. I decrypted some bitlocked files... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They said nothing to see here. Move along...

  3. PGP? by INeedAttention.com · · Score: 1

    "One would hope an international criminal mastermind could do better than the encryption built into Vista." I'm sure plenty of criminal masterminds already use PGP or GnuPG. Supposedly even using encryption can be deemed "criminal intent" in Minnesota. So naturally criminals must be using it. Right?

    1. Re:PGP? by AusIV · · Score: 1

      Supposedly even using encryption can be deemed "criminal intent" in Minnesota.

      So does that mean logging into my bank's website is illegal in Minnesota? While there has certainly been some stupid legislation running around, I'm not going to believe that until I see a more detailed summary of the legislation from a semi-reputable source.

    2. Re:PGP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Supposedly even using encryption can be deemed "criminal intent" in Minnesota.
      Link?
    3. Re:PGP? by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      > sure plenty of criminal masterminds already use PGP or GnuPG

      The real criminal masterminds use whatever the Feds and the military are using, which we don't know about because it's classified information.

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    4. Re:PGP? by INeedAttention.com · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It wasn't legislation it was an appellate court decision. Source: http://news.com.com/Minnesota+court+takes+dim+view +of+encryption/2100-1030_3-5718978.html

    5. Re:PGP? by heroofhyr · · Score: 4, Informative
      It's not legislation, it's based on court ruling.

      http://news.com.com/Minnesota+court+takes+dim+view +of+encryption/2100-1030_3-5718978.html

      A brief excerpt:

      Ari David Levie, who was convicted of taking illegal photographs of a nude 9-year-old girl, argued on appeal that the PGP encryption utility on his computer was irrelevant and should not have been admitted as evidence during his trial. PGP stands for Pretty Good Privacy and is sold by PGP Inc. of Palo Alto, Calif.

      But the Minnesota appeals court ruled 3-0 that the trial judge was correct to let that information be used when handing down a guilty verdict. And here's the relevant paragraph from the appeals court decision itself:

      Evidence of appellant's computer usage and the presence of an encryption program on his computer was relevant to the state's case. We affirm the district court's evidentiary rulings.
      I would say "encryption deemed criminal intent" is more of an interpretation by Internet journalists of the ruling than what was actually said. But it is true that if you are on trial for a crime in Minnesota, there's a precedent for the mere fact that you have PGP software on your computer to be used against you as evidence for the prosecution--despite the prosecutor's witness himself saying that PGP capable software is already available in OSX.
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    6. Re:PGP? by bberens · · Score: 1

      Actually there are quite a few encryption algorithms approved by the NSA for the protection of secret information. AES is the most commonly used one I've seen in various government/military contracts. That information is not classified at all.

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    7. Re:PGP? by misleb · · Score: 1

      So does that mean logging into my bank's website is illegal in Minnesota? While there has certainly been some stupid legislation running around, I'm not going to believe that until I see a more detailed summary of the legislation from a semi-reputable source.
      I'm sure it is considered in conjunction with other activities. Like if you're otherwise suspected of dealing drugs, use of encryption is "evidence" that you were up to something. Not that it is any more solid, but at least it isn't saying that encrytion, in and of itself, is illegal.

      -matthew
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    8. Re:PGP? by ananamouse · · Score: 0

      >I'm sure plenty of criminal masterminds already use PGP or GnuPG. Supposedly
      >even using encryption can be deemed "criminal intent" in Minnesota.
      And you arn't doing sex right unless something you (and/or you all) are doing violates some law in Alabama.

    9. Re:PGP? by smitth1276 · · Score: 1

      I think you guys are missing the point... the concern isn't that "criminal masterminds" will benefit from Vista's security. The concern is that complete morons will now be protected by Vista's security. There's a bit of a difference there.

    10. Re:PGP? by um...+Lucas · · Score: 1

      I think laws make clear that it's not illegal to use encryption, but it is illegal to not provide the decryption keys if your legally compelled to. THats my understanding of it anyways.

    11. Re:PGP? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that mean that you would have to testify against yourself? What about the right to remain silent?

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    12. Re:PGP? by um...+Lucas · · Score: 1

      Well, if you're not being charged with a crime, then you're not testifying against yourself... And if you send an encrypted email to an associated describing a crime, and have used PGP to encrypt your message and wiped it from your computer, you dont have the means to decode it. But the recipient does, so if they request that the recipient provide the key to decode the message, they have to comply or else they're in contempt of court at the very least...

    13. Re:PGP? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      if you are smart enough to use encryption, but not smart enough to use deniable encryption you just plain aren't smart enough to deserve getting away with whatever you have hidden in there.

      just throw in a few dozen bondage and bukkake movies and you will have a perfect explaination when the pigs raid your house and take your computer as to why that volume is encrypted.... you were hiding your kinky pornos from your friends/girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/sister

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    14. Re:PGP? by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1

      In the UK at least, that right no longer exists, at least as pertains to encryption keys.

    15. Re:PGP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As if the NSA would approve the use of something they couldn't crack...

    16. Re:PGP? by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Excepting that the filth amendment protects you from having to divulge the key from memory. The moral? memorize one genuinely strong key. Use it to properly encrypt a "little black book" and store strong passwords to all your other volumes and accesses there. They can never prove you didn't forget the key, especially given the duress of court procedings or police interrogation :-). Add to that the hidden volume aspect of TrueCrypt and you should be golden!

      -nB

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    17. Re:PGP? by Merkwurdigeliebe · · Score: 1

      Yes... so encryption in conjuction with illegal activities can be contrued as illegal.... but... what happens when encrytion is pervassive... then it will not be an exception, it will be the norm --and if it become the norm then it cannot be seen as an abnormal and obfuscating tactic or tool; it would be just another everyday hurdle for the forensics team.

    18. Re:PGP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The constitution doesn't say that you have to be the subject of the criminal case, only that there be a criminal case where you are compelled to testify and that testimony would incriminate yourself. If you are partners in crime and your partner is being charged, you are not forced to testify to the things he did (if those things would incriminate you). You can only be forced to testify if you are granted immunity for anything you testify to and anything discovered because of that.

      A judge cannot just pick random people out of the phone book and compel them to testify. There has to be a 'case' before the court, and you always have the 5th amendment protection. So if the decryption key is in your head, the only way they can make you reveal it (including contempt) is by granting immunity for all that encrypted information and anything derived from it. The feds then try to do an end-run by 'discovering' that information some other way (yeah they care about convictions more than rights).

      Now if you've actually done something serious and are compelled to testify then you go and hold a press conference and disclose all the information you were made to hand over (by recounting the testimony not the actual acts, so that it is 'derived from' the testimony and thus immune from prosecution ie 'and then agent smith asked me about x, to which I replied..'). Now if the prosecution wants to convict you based on discovering that information some other way they have to prove it wasn't a result of the testimony, for instance it they have an eye witness who 'remembers' they have to prove that the eye witness didn't just 'remember' that after learning about it from the compelled testimony. Of course the prosecutors are not dumb; they will put in some provision about not talking to the public about it so you probably will have to go jail for a while for refusing the so-called immunity (it's not immunity if it has other provisions, ie can't do X, then it's an agreement). Note that you can agree to immunity+more, but they have to grant immunity to get your testimony. Legally you have the upper hand, so instead of playing they'll basically scare the crap out of you any way they can so you fold.

      In general it's much better to go to jail for a while for refusing a bad immunity+more agreement than it is to be convicted because of the prosecution basically throwing out their ethics and morals by 'finding' some other 'creative' way to prosecute you for your testimony. Worst case you you might spend a few years in jail, but jail is a much better place than prison. Of course it's best not to do the crime in the first place, but with today's crazy laws you may not even know you were committing a crime in the first place.

    19. Re:PGP? by init100 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But it is true that if you are on trial for a crime in Minnesota, there's a precedent for the mere fact that you have PGP software on your computer to be used against you as evidence for the prosecution--despite the prosecutor's witness himself saying that PGP capable software is already available in OSX.

      So, if you're on trial in Minnesota, you'd better not be using a Mac? Or Linux, since many distributions also include GnuPG.

      Conclusion: Use Windows to be safe. It's encryption software is bad enough to not make you go to jail.

    20. Re:PGP? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      If I remember the story correctly, "evidence of appellant's computer usage and the presence of an encryption program" was used to argue why it was consistent that he took the images, but they didn't find the images on the HDD.

      It was more along the lines of "And because of this eye-witness, we think he did the murder" "But if that's true, shouldn't you have found the murder weapon?" "Well, we have not found the murder weapon but here's how he might have gotten rid of it..."

      Basicly, if the argument seems to be inconsistent with the evidence, the prosecution had to show that this was not the case and was not grounds for reasonable doubt. It was a far cry from the "intent to do crime" that slashdot likes to throw around.

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  4. Pinky... by Lithdren · · Score: 5, Funny

    Brain: Are you thinking what im thinking?

    Pinky: I think so brain, but Vista locked up and we lost all the missle launch keys we stole from the NSA.

    Brain: GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTEEEESSSS!

    1. Re:Pinky... by jd · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more along the lines of Emma Peel's quip to beware the diabolical masterminds, but I guess Pinky and The Brain works just as well here. :)

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  5. Makes you feel good about Vista encryption by netsfr · · Score: 4, Funny

    just by knowing its no "real threat to decryption"

    1. Re:Makes you feel good about Vista encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, if you read the article you wouldn't fall for a sensationalist headline like that.

      The article basically says that if law enforcement can get the encryption key, or get the password to log on to a running machine with an encrypted hard drive, they can access the contents.

      Wow...what an insight.

      *sigh*

    2. Re:Makes you feel good about Vista encryption by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      just by knowing its no "real threat to decryption"
      It doesn't really need to work that hard ...
  6. Re:Well for one by DimGeo · · Score: 3, Informative

    There is a way to implement secure backdoors. Like encrypt the encryption key with the public key of NSA and store it on the drive itself. There you go, now only NSA can read your drive.

  7. arrrrrrrrghhh by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What kind of measures does one need to take to make sure no one but yourself has access to your data?

    Do what works for pirates. Bury it.

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    1. Re:arrrrrrrrghhh by deander2 · · Score: 1

      Do what works for pirates. Bury it.

      isn't that just security through obscurity? ;p

    2. Re:arrrrrrrrghhh by jcr · · Score: 1

      Well, no.

      This would have to qualify as very good physical security.

      -jcr

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    3. Re:arrrrrrrrghhh by canesfan · · Score: 1

      Put it in a folder labeled "Spreadsheets"

    4. Re:arrrrrrrrghhh by LordEd · · Score: 1

      But how do you protect the map?

  8. I use TrueCrypt by AusIV · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I don't really have any "sensitive" information on my computer, but I've played around with a program called TrueCrypt. TrueCrypt is open source, so you can be sure there aren't any hidden keys. It has the added bonus of plausible deniability - the entire partition is encrypted and the bits past where files were are random. You can create a hidden partition that gets lost in the random bits, so you have to know its there (and know the key) to find it.

    Really though, I'd say Bitlocker is probably adequate for most purposes. If you're concerned about siblings, co-workers, rival companies, etc. it will hide your data. If you're trying to hide something from legal authorities, you'd best find another way to hide your data.

    1. Re:I use TrueCrypt by nganju · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...is encrypted and the bits past where files were are random...

      Are you sure you didn't run it on your post?

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    2. Re:I use TrueCrypt by nmb3000 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I use TrueCrypt

      TrueCrypt is pretty cool. In addition to making an encrypted partition/drive, you can create a file that gets mounted as a drive once you've accessed it. This is what I usually do and it's handy for using it on a USB key or if you need to send some files via email/FTP. You can also have it use one or more files for the decryption key for the volume instead of the standard text passphrase.

      The GUI is quite good, lots of choices on encryption algorithms, and there's nothing cooler than using sol.exe as your decryption key :)

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    3. Re:I use TrueCrypt by cuantar · · Score: 1

      I don't really have any "sensitive" information on my computer
      If you did, would you tell us, in today's world? :)

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    4. Re:I use TrueCrypt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Seconded. There's a sort of chain mail floating around on piracy sites regarding truecrypt, the covers some of what has already been mentioned here. I wonder if someones up to a viral marketing campaign or something.

      FWIW here it is:

      Peace for the paranoid.

      If you have files on your computer that are very personal, embarrassing or plain illegal, you probably want to use encryption. There are a number of solutions out there, both free and commercial. My recommendation goes to truecrypt ( http://www.truecrypt.org/ ) which is free, open-source and very easy to use.

      Truecrypt can create a file on your computer that has to be "mounted" to a drive letter (like F:) before it can be read. It then shows up under 'my computer' much like a CD player or something, ready for use.

      The file itself can be named anything and placed anywhere on your hard drive, or a CD, USB key etc. And if you analyze it without having the pass-phrase it will look like a random sting of numbers.

      The default algorithm for truecrypt is AES, which the US department of defense deems strong enough even for 'top secret' documents.

      How to use truecrypt is well enough described on the website. Go to http://www.truecrypt.org/docs/ and click 'Beginner's Tutorial'.

      I'd like to add some notes though:

      Pick a strong password. You have up to 64 characters so use a whole sentence. A quote from a movie or a line of a song works well. If you want something shorter go for something purely random.

      You can strengthen it further by using keyfiles. Any file that never changes can work as a key file. Now you adversary not only have to crack your password, but also has to know which files on your HD to give as key files.

      It's overkill for most situations, but if you keep some home made MP3-files on a USB drive and use these for keys you have the dual protection of something you must have (USB key) plus something you must know (pass phrase).

      If you live in a country where use of encryption is in itself illegal, or considered suspect do the following:

      * Use the hidden volume feature of truecrypt. This creates two volumes baked into one, with different passwords. If you are forced to reveal the password you can give out the one to the wrong volume.

      (Where you have conveniently stored some embarrassing but perfectly legal Pr0n. What if you were to die suddenly and your mom got your computer! Plausible deniability).

      Another similar option, is to simply create another encrypted volume with some non-critical stuff in it. This gives you an easy out if someone asks why you are using an encryption program.

      * Hide the volume file itself. Give it a name and location that is similar to a TMP or system file like 'WINDOWS/Temp/~GH7876.tmp'. Given that the file itself doesn't advertise what it is finding it becomes very very hard. Many applications dump random stuff in tmp dirs. Another nice place is hidden folders beginning with $ in the WINDOWS dir. These are uninstallers for windows update, but they are almost never used. Be creative.

      I think this is better than keeping it on a separate medium like as CD (why did you burn a block of random numbers to CD, huh?). especially if you need to work on the files.

      * You can use TrueCrypt in 'traveler mode' which means you don't have to install the program itself. You can keep it on a CD or something. I find this awkward though.

      Most of the above is overkill to me though. How far to take it is a trade-off between convenience and paranoia. But it's not illegal to use encryption in most of the world so there is no particular reason to obfuscate it. Better to be prepare with a good answer if someone asks. Either way, unless you have NSA on your ass, your adversaries will never get into your files without your pass-phrase.

      Help out by copying this text and spreading it around. Help people protect their privacy.

    5. Re:I use TrueCrypt by westlake · · Score: 1
      It has the added bonus of plausible deniability

      You will excuse me, I trust, if I remain skeptical of "plausible deniability."

    6. Re:I use TrueCrypt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really though, I'd say Bitlocker is probably adequate for most purposes. If you're concerned about siblings, co-workers, rival companies, etc. it will hide your data. If you're trying to hide something from legal authorities, you'd best find another way to hide your data.

      OK, now I have to know. Where did the sudden respect in Slashdot for the competence of government employees to solve complex technical problems come from? Yes, I know the USA PATRIOT act gives huge amounts of leeway, but there's a big gap between having legal authority and being competent. We really think the biggest codebreaking threats are in the public sector, bigger than, say, a rival company? I don't know, I have no firsthand knowledge of what law enforcement can/can't do, but we've beat up these people for years for being unable to find the power switch.

    7. Re:I use TrueCrypt by AdamKG · · Score: 1

      You will excuse me, I trust, if I remain skeptical of "plausible deniability."
      Actually, it's a quite well-established part of cryptography. There's nothing controversial about it. To oversimplify, encrypted something looks the same as encrypted nothing.

      As an example (that I'm sure is flawed in ways that will soon be pointed out to me), one partition on my laptop is encrypted. It's about 50 Gb of space. But no one can even be able to tell you how much free space there is - you have no idea how much of it I'm using, nor any practical way of finding out if it's being used at all.
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    8. Re:I use TrueCrypt by ohsoot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Be careful when using truecrypt on a USB flash drive.

      http://www.truecrypt.org/docs/wear-leveling.php

      The above link is the official explanation, but the jist of it is on a USB drive with wear leveling the drive will evenly spread data over the entire drive to extend the life of the drive. This means that truecrypt can not ensure that the old header is overwritten if you do something like change the password on the drive.

      My understanding is that if you encrypt the entire USB drive and never change the password you should be OK.

    9. Re:I use TrueCrypt by AusIV · · Score: 2, Informative

      So it would seem. It's been a long day.

    10. Re:I use TrueCrypt by AusIV · · Score: 1
      This page does a better job explaining it than I did.

      The first encrypted volume is obvious. If someone can find the drive, it's quite clear that the data is encrypted. The plausible deniability allows you to give up the password for the first encrypted volume. There can also be a second volume that is indistinguishable from the random bits that fill the empty space. If you know it's there and know the password for that volume, you can open it and mount it. If you don't know it's there, you could keep writing data to the first volume and eventually write over the second.

    11. Re:I use TrueCrypt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plausible deniability requires much more than encrypting empty space to make it indistinguishable from filled space. For example, it requires that the "pretend" partition looks like it's actually being used. Windows keeps last-accessed information for each file, so you can immediately tell when a partition hasn't been used in months. That makes it rather implausible that the 200GB harddisk with 180GB of empty space doesn't contain anything beyond the stale data that has been encrypted with a program which has a hidden partition feature. Sure, it's deniable, but it's not plausibly deniable.

    12. Re:I use TrueCrypt by westlake · · Score: 1
      It's about 50 Gb of space. But no one can even be able to tell you how much free space there is - you have no idea how much of it I'm using, nor any practical way of finding out if it's being used at all.

      no practical way? even if I gain physical access to your laptop without your knowledge? you are reading and writing files to the drive. at some point that has to be exposed.

      would TrueCrypt stand up to a disassembly of the drive, a forensic examination of the platters?

    13. Re:I use TrueCrypt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't you heard of outsourcing? People who can't pay those who can. I gather it's becoming more fashionable in government circles every day.

    14. Re:I use TrueCrypt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One major drawback of TrueCrypt is that it can't encrypt the system partition, which Bitlocker can.

    15. Re:I use TrueCrypt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, TrueCrypt would stand up to a disassembly of the drive. You're missing the point. What the TrueCrypt people mean by "plausible deniability" is this. You can create a hidden volume within another TrueCrypt volume. It's pretty obvious the first volume is encrypted (unless you can convince someone that you have several hundred MB of random data lying around in a file "just because"). However, free space on an encrypted volume looks statistically random. TrueCrypt can create a second volume in this free space, which is called the "hidden volume". If you don't know the second password, not only can you not access the hidden volume, it is impossible to prove it exists. Encrypted data and encrypted free space both look perfectly random unless you know the second key.

      Now, as for "plausible deniability", consider this scenario: You have an encrypted volume on a USB key with a hidden volume within it. If you give TrueCrypt password1, it shows you the encrypted volume. If you give it password2 instead, it shows you the hidden volume. If someone takes your USB key and threatens to torture (arrest, whatever) you unless you give them the password, you give them password1. There is no way for them to tell whether or not another volume exists. You can deny that a hidden volume exists and there is no way for anyone to prove you wrong.

      If you still don't get it, check the explanation at the TrueCrypt website here and here.

    16. Re:I use TrueCrypt by TropicalCoder · · Score: 1

      Don't you advocates of encryption worry that one fine day some random bit on your encrypted drive is going to get flipped by a cosmic ray particle and turn all your carefully archived data into nothing but meaningless bits? I would worry.

      When Vista comes into common usage (however long that is going to take) with all these people in the corporate world automatically using data encryption on a daily bases for everything, are we suddenly going to be reading articles about disasterous data losses from time to time?

    17. Re:I use TrueCrypt by MC68000 · · Score: 1

      The encryption schemes I'm aware of use a block cypher, which basically means that they encrypt the message in say 1024 byte blocks. If a bit is flipped, you'd only lost the bits in 1 block.

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    18. Re:I use TrueCrypt by newt0311 · · Score: 1

      in linux, it possible to use dmcrypt or something similar to do that. I am planing on trying it out sometime.

    19. Re:I use TrueCrypt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use it on my laptop. It's an old computer (600 MHz) and the encryption roughly halves the throughput to the filesystem. Despite that, I don't notice any slowdown. I love it because it's very safe, if I should "lose" my laptop then I know that nobody can extract my data from it (the data is backed up to a server nightly, so I just recover from the server).

    20. Re:I use TrueCrypt by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      One thing to beware of is a corollary to plausible deniability which I'll call "impossible repudiation" (it probably has some better name among real cryptographers). Consider that they can prove the hidden volume exists by torturing you until you confess. If the hidden volume (or second hidden sub-volume, or third hidden sub-sub-volume) does not actually exist, you cannot prove it and cannot confess no matter how much you might want to. In such a case, where your data are less valuable than your personal well-being, it would be far better to have used a more thoroughly breakable encryption scheme, where you could hand over the keys and they could be sure they have all your data.

      If your data are more valuable than your life then the plausible deniability is still worthwhile. You may scoff at the notion of some shadowy agents torturing you for the keys to your worthless data, but stranger things have happened. Cases of mistaken identity are not unheard-of.

    21. Re:I use TrueCrypt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Not that it isn't useful, but TrueCrypt is still no guarantee that the bad guys won't get your data. Hopefully it's obvious why I'm posting this anonymously...

      It just so happened that the FBI decided to wait until after I had mounted my encrypted volume before busting down the door. I didn't exactly have time to unplug the laptop AND pull out its battery before they aimed their rifles at me and suggested I step away from the computer.

      At that point, the only thing that could have saved my data from falling into the wrong hands is a secret self-destruct keystroke (starting a process that writes random bits over the encrypted volume) and some quick thinking on my part.

      But even if I had done that, they already had surveillance video of me entering the passphrase, so it would only have been a matter of time before they figured it out anyway if they managed to shut down the computer before the self-destruct process finished. Keep in mind that a 40GB encrypted volume will take a long time to overwrite, even sequentially.

      I think the whole point of TFA is that BitLocker would have suffered the same fate.

    22. Re:I use TrueCrypt by Skreems · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course no encryption is going to protect you from physical attacks. If they can videotape you, install a key logger on your machine, or beat the passcode out of you, PGP/GPG aren't going to do you a bit of good. I would say if that applies to you, though, then you're already in a fair bit of trouble whether they get access to your files or not. If you're in a situation that really calls for it, I'd think you'd do something like routinely scanning for bugs, packing an emergency thermite charge around your drives, or installing a hidden degausing loop around the door through which they'll have to carry the system out, etc.

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    23. Re:I use TrueCrypt by mpe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really though, I'd say Bitlocker is probably adequate for most purposes. If you're concerned about siblings, co-workers, rival companies, etc. it will hide your data. If you're trying to hide something from legal authorities, you'd best find another way to hide your data.

      If "legal authorities" can recover the plaintext then it won't be too long before "rival companies" and "criminal gangs" will have the same ability. It's just a matter of how insecure the least secure police department is.

    24. Re:I use TrueCrypt by slashdot.org · · Score: 1

      there's nothing cooler than using sol.exe as your decryption key

      lol, especially when Windows Automatic Update decides the time has come to add a new deck image to Solitaire.

    25. Re:I use TrueCrypt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if someones up to a viral marketing campaign or something.

      If something is really good and free it's inherently viral. That is you don't need to organize marketing campaigns for it. People will spread the word.

      That's why I always wonder why Mozilla Corp. has to pay for commercials. IMO, it's just not needed. If it's good and free, people will use it.

    26. Re:I use TrueCrypt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    27. Re:I use TrueCrypt by Miksa · · Score: 0

      Even TrueCrypt probably won't safe you if the FBI manages to install a trojan to your computer, but couple of the features mentioned on that letter would improve your odds significantly.

      First is the hidden volume. Have two encrypted volumes, one with all the illegal stuff and other with legal, but embarrasing scat porn. IIRC, by law you must hand out the password, but only give the pasword for the porn volume. Plausible deniability. Of course, this won't save you from keyloggers and surveillance videos.

      The other is the keyfile. If you have a small keyfile that works as part of the password and you instantly make the encypted files inaccessible with one mouseclick by overwriting the keyfile. This will save you from simple keyloggers and videos. The FBI would need to use much more advanced trojan installed on the computer, that saves the contents of the keyfile. Simple logger on the keyboard port won't work.

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    28. Re:I use TrueCrypt by Q7U · · Score: 1

      TrueCrypt is a great program but it might not be enough. I don't know what changes were made to Vista, but this entry on Bruce Schneier's weblog:

      http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2007/01/choo sing_secure.html

      talks about Forensic Toolkits and how they will go through your hard drive, sector by sector, because Windows "memory management leaves data all over the place in the normal course of operations".

      It is an interesting article, and the comments are worth reading too.

    29. Re:I use TrueCrypt by Bishop · · Score: 1

      I use Luks/dmcrypt to encrypt all but boot under Debian/Etch. It was dead simple to setup and seemless to use once I enter the passphrase at boot time. I believe the same can be setup on Ubuntu just as easily.

      On a Pentium-M 1.6GHz laptop the performance impact is minimal as the hard drive is already slow.

    30. Re:I use TrueCrypt by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      Don't forget macros!

      Using a software macro would defeat a keylogger, but would essentially give a place on the harddrive to "read" they key.. I say hide it in a series of legal free e-books. Make those Effers read 30 books to find the key!

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    31. Re:I use TrueCrypt by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      Your mistake was twofold. The first is that you should have requested the TrueCrypt include a kill switch in the code that would bind as a keystroke (unmount the partition and randomize a 64 char passphrase or even a script file on your desktop that would do the same), the second was your assumption that they would shoot you if you continued to type. Law enforcement has strict rules regarding the use of deadly force, failing to put your hands up or obey their commands is not one of them. You have to present a threat to them that a jury would buy in a wrongful death suit, and just about the only thing that would count (unless you were engaged in the manufacture of explosives) is presenting a weapon. Fortunately the FBI is far more trained than local law enforcement and wouldn't shoot first and ask questions later, after all they want a conviction, not a death at their hands. They would have been rough with you for refusing to do as they said, but I have no doubt they tossed your around and knelt on your head anyway.

      And I would also suggest that if you are engaged in such behavior that would warrant the FBI breaking down your door you would have at least 5 dummy partitions that you would mount 5-30 minutes apart to fool them into jumping the gun, along with routine frequency scanning to identify cameras or microphones. Security in such situations only works if you are completely and certifiably paranoid.

    32. Re:I use TrueCrypt by AusIV · · Score: 1

      I'd be quite doubtful that every police department in every country would have the ability to decrypt every Bitlocker drive on the planet. From what I understand, the NSA is currently the only government organization that will have the proper keys. Further, many (most?) encryption methods have methods for revoking keys, so if there were a leak, Microsoft could release an update that revoked the given key.

    33. Re:I use TrueCrypt by Miksa · · Score: 0

      So disabling swapfile is probably a requirement, but is it enough?

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    34. Re:I use TrueCrypt by Miksa · · Score: 0

      That's easily solved by storing all your porn in there.

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  9. My porn... by Hsensei · · Score: 0

    is not going to be protected by MS... http://www.truecrypt.org/

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    1. Re:My porn... by shinobiX · · Score: 5, Funny

      How can you sleep at night? you tease us with porn and the link doesn't even have porn!

    2. Re:My porn... by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself. Algorithms totally get me hard.

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
    3. Re:My porn... by cnettel · · Score: 1

      But do they get you NP hard?

  10. Re:Well for one by 644bd346996 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Source?

    Stupid moderators.

  11. (any security tool) no real threat to forensics by Wesley+Felter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This article has little to do with BitLocker; it's just repeating what should be a well-known fact: unless a security mechanism is used perfectly, it is vulnerable. People rarely use security perfectly.

  12. Hey, clever idea! by PCM2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the article:

    Getting to machines while they are still turned on and taking a forensically sound copy is an option even in the absence of USB Keys, Karney explained. "Even though the logical volume is encrypted the OS works on top of an abstraction layer. We can see what the OS sees so that it's possible to acquire data on a running Vista machine even when it is running BitLocker."

    Hey, there's a clever idea! I wonder where they thought up that one? I'm glad to see people aren't spending all their time worrying about Vista's DRM...

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    1. Re:Hey, clever idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, _if_ they know it's running bitlocker. And they can login. And they have a program which can image the whole disk. Good luck with all that.

      The likelihood is though, that 99% of the computers which they investigate will not be protected by encrypted disk partitions.

  13. My computer's a little more advanced by GFree · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just before leaving the house every day, I perform the following steps:
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    ME (in Picard's voice):
    Computer, establish a security
    code for access to all data query
    functions.

    COMPUTER VOICE:
    Enter code.

    ME (in Picard's voice speaking at a breakneck speed):
    Four, one, three, three, six,
    eight, Tango, one, eight, one,
    one, seven, one, Charlie, four,
    Victor, three... eight, eight,
    eight, zero, Foxtrot, six, one,
    five, three, three, five, nine,
    five, seven, lock.

    COMPUTER VOICE:
    Security code intact for all
    data query functions.

    -----
    After that, it's just a matter of initiating a cascade force field sequence as I head out the door.

    1. Re:My computer's a little more advanced by Lordpidey · · Score: 1

      Hmm, damn, thats a little more complex than the code I use to seal all of the air in the atmosphere.

      --
      Some people encrypt by using rot-13 twice. I prefer the more secure method of using rot-1 a total of twenty six times.
    2. Re:My computer's a little more advanced by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the password. Your computer has been assimilated.

      Cheers, the Borg.

    3. Re:My computer's a little more advanced by TrekkieGod · · Score: 4, Funny

      ME (in Picard's voice speaking at a breakneck speed): Four, one, three, three, six...

      I'm about to give you a gift. I'm about to prove to you that there are people out there who live far sadder lives than you do. When I read your post, the first thing I noticed was that the numbers were incorrect. The code is actually (and this is from memory):

      173467321476-Charlie-32789777643-Tango-732-Victo r-73117888732476789764376-Lock

      Yes. For reasons that we don't need to go into right now, I actually have that memorized.

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    4. Re:My computer's a little more advanced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just the spoken version, though. While Data's reciting that code, the computer's showing it onscreen, but two digits are incorrect.

      I don't know what digits, though. Like you, I've only got the spoken version memorised...

    5. Re:My computer's a little more advanced by GFree · · Score: 1

      Eh, for what it's worth, I was actually reading a few TNG scripts I stumbled across and figured I'd try a little Trek joke. This is one of the few sites I could get away with doing such things. :)

      http://www.twiztv.com/scripts/nextgeneration/seaso n4/tng-403.txt

    6. Re:My computer's a little more advanced by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      Ah, interesting. I certainly enjoyed the joke :)

      I'm not surprised they changed the script version. The one that Data spoke was a lot more rhythmic. It also had the benefits of containing a string of repeated numbers which he was able to stutter in an android-like fashion.

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    7. Re: My computer's a little more advanced by gidds · · Score: 3, Funny
      That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!

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      Ceterum censeo subscriptionem esse delendam.

    8. Re:My computer's a little more advanced by Sunthalazar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is almost definitely a 'random' code generated by a human. Simply because it has no 5 and a disproportionate number of 7s. (it also has no 0, which again hints at a human origin).
      0 - 0
      1 - 4
      2 - 4
      3 - 8
      4 - 5
      5 - 0
      6 - 6
      7 - 15
      8 - 5
      9 - 2

    9. Re:My computer's a little more advanced by nasch · · Score: 1
      This reminds me of a Dilbert cartoon. Dilbert's in the basement, where the department with the trolls (accounting?) is looking at the output of their random number generator. 9...9...9...9...9...9...
      Dilbert: Are you sure that's random?
      Troll: You can never be sure.

      I agree it's made up by humans, but you can never be sure. :-)

    10. Re:My computer's a little more advanced by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 1

      You need to read up on what "random" means. If it was randomly generated, the given sequence is just as likely as any other sequence of the same length.

      --
      Reading code is like reading the dictionary - you have to read half of it before you can go back and understand it.
    11. Re:My computer's a little more advanced by Nicolay77 · · Score: 1

      Knuth in his AoCP series has a paragraph or two about that.

      In essence, only infinite sequences can be truly random.

      However, we can define a "randomness" measure for finite sequences, and it has to do with the distribution of the digits and some other stuff I don't remember at the moment.

      So the GP really has an argument, even if he misses some details.

      My point is, you need to read about "randomness" as much as he. I do need to re-read about it too.

      --
      We are Turing O-Machines. The Oracle is out there.
  14. Re:Well for one by westlake · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It has a backdoor built into it for the NSA

    so anything said against Vista will be modded "Insightful" without the barest show of proof? news for nerds, indeed.

  15. Article a bit short on details..... by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

    The article is long on airy handwaving, "not a problem in the real world" , "Don't worry be happy!" stuff. Specifically, while they minimize the possibility of someone using BitLocker correctly on trusted hardware, just what will law enforcement do when they start running into Thinkpads (with the Trusted Platform chip) combined with suspects smart enough to use a decent length passphrase? Is there a way in? If the crypto is implemented correctly it should be damned near impossible; as hard a nut to crack as the problem of getting homebrew software to run on an unchipped xbox, just as one example of something even the best haxors have tried and failed at for years.

    And btw, obviously anyone depending on the fingerprint scanner doesn't understand that protects against a totally different threat.

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    Democrat delenda est
    1. Re:Article a bit short on details..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      xbox1 or xbox360? There are softmods out for xbox1, it's just a matter of convincing a trusted program to launch an untrusted (read:homebrew) one- there are buffer overflows in games. Xbox360 doesn't have homebrew at all, yet (modchips can help with running backups though).

    2. Re:Article a bit short on details..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silly bat, the current Thinkpads probably have the same sort of hidden keylogger chips that are in those Dell 600m laptops. No, not THOSE obviously fake Photoshopped keyloggers, the real ones built into the systemboard itself.

  16. mod parent sideways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Technically speaking what you are asking is impossible. If the data exists then it is by definition accessible. Even if it's on an encrypted hard-drive in a safe buried at the bottom of the ocean, the safe can be found and craked open. Even if the encryption is unbreakable people can beat the keys out of you or threaten your family. Until minds can be read, the only safe place for data is in your brain. But even then you are still susceptible to torture, etc.

    1. Re:mod parent sideways by User+956 · · Score: 1

      Until minds can be read, the only safe place for data is in your brain.

      Not entirely. Our wonderful nanny state has come up with charges like "conspiracy" and invented precursor charges like "intent to", which basically amount to making certain thoughts illegal.

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      The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
    2. Re:mod parent sideways by asCii88 · · Score: 1

      Haven't you seen "Village of the damned"? Wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall

    3. Re:mod parent sideways by c_forq · · Score: 1

      While you are pretty close on conspiracy, "intent to" in almost all circumstances a failed attempt. If you are being charge with armed battery with intent to cause grievous bodily harm you likely committed armed battery and were stopped in the act, preventing you from causing as much harm as you intended to. I only use the words almost and likely because I know our legal system can be screwy in addition to there being exceptions for almost every rule.

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  17. This isn't really a commentary on Vista by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you read past the headline, the heart of the article is not about the technological changes in Vista, but the behavior of common criminals. The forensics guys know from past experience that people don't bother to use all of the features available to them. Even if they do, seizing the computer itself (hopefully while it's on and the user is logged in) means they can do whatever the user would do to access the data.

    A USB key is a neat trick to keep the wife away from your pr0n collection, but it won't do you much good if the FBI can force you to hand it over.

    1. Re:This isn't really a commentary on Vista by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      what they need is an encryption app that can encrypt two sets of data in one jumble that can be decrypted with 2 keys, get the real vs the fake. get forced to reveal you give them a bunch of usenet erotica postings.

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    2. Re:This isn't really a commentary on Vista by TheSloth2001ca · · Score: 1

      Truecrypt does something similar called a hidden volume. essentially it is a volume within a volume, and since truecrypt data looks the same a free space within a volume (they are both essentially random) there is no way of knowing if a hidden volume is present.

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    3. Re:This isn't really a commentary on Vista by B.D.Mills · · Score: 3, Funny

      A USB key is a neat trick to keep the wife away from your pr0n collection, but it won't do you much good if the FBI can force you to hand it over.
      Many pets are microchipped these days, right?

      (evil grin)

      Make the unlock code the microchip code for your evil, bad-tempered cat that scratches everyone but you. To unlock your computer, use a USB microchip reader to read your cat's details.

      If you have to hand over your USB code to the authorities, just give them the cat.

      It may not stop the authorities from accessing your data, but it will sure make it more interesting for them to do so. Especially if the unlock code is a hissing, spitting, scratching ball of feline fury.
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      The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke
    4. Re:This isn't really a commentary on Vista by Rick.C · · Score: 1
      It may not stop the authorities from accessing your data, but it will sure make it more interesting for them to do so. Especially if the unlock code is a hissing, spitting, scratching ball of feline fury.


      Forensic Team Leader: Joe! Blow-dart that damned cat. Now!!

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      You were 80% angel, 10% demon. The rest was hard to explain. - Over The Rhine
      "Math in a song is good."-Linford
    5. Re:This isn't really a commentary on Vista by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      Interesting indeed.

      There have been a few reports over the years of people going to jail for contempt for not handing over their key, so there has got to be some way of combating it. It is funny though, govts can collect and decipher amazing amounts but encryption allows people to totally stop them from figuring it out.

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  18. Re:Well for one by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1, Interesting

    > so anything said against Vista will be modded "Insightful" without the barest show of proof?

    It's a logical conclusion--not only is it "a" logical conclusion but it is the most probable conclusion. The people with the strongest backgrounds in computer security, working for Microsoft, will be associated with other people with the strongest backgrounds in computer security. Those with the strongest backgrounds in computer security are most likely to be associated with governmental agencies, and in possession of the necessary security clearances, which allow them to work there.

    Thus, those who know the most deeply buried exploits for Windows Vista (especially the exploits which may even be specific to particular hardware) are in the social circles which are closest to organizations such as the NSA.

    It's all very statistical and it makes perfect sense. The only possible defeat would be if Vista had no security exploits and we don't need to cite any links to know that is false.

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  19. A solution. by lastomega7 · · Score: 1

    Lock your hard drive in a safe while you are away. Problem solved.

  20. Summary of article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just to save everyone the time....

    "If you don't use encryption technologies properly, they will not serve it's purpose."

    1. Re:Summary of article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doh.

      I of course meant, "their purpose."

    2. Re:Summary of article by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you dont use apostrophe's properly, they will not serve it's purpose either.

  21. Pot and kettle still black.. by ericthughes · · Score: 0

    Well, I think the author may have a few points considering that the government itself does not know how to use encryption properly...

    http://www.securityfocus.com/news/11393 [Security Focus]

    Why we'd expect the average Joe to do it right is beyond me.

    Even if the crypto chip become widely available the NSA/CSA/ big bro will have pulled some patriot act shenanigans to get a back door put in anyway.

    VIVA LA PGP!

  22. Re:Well for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Those with the strongest backgrounds in computer security are most likely to be associated with governmental agencies

    Alright. I'll bite. What governmental agencies? Looking at the Federal pay scale, I can tell you where they ain't.

  23. Sure, but... by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

    There is whole lot of difference between people at the NSA knowing about security *holes* in vista and an intentionally implemented backdoor you know....

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    "goodbye and hello, as always" ~Prince Corwin, from Zelazny's Amber series
    1. Re:Sure, but... by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      If you've ever worked in the government or for a government contractor you would know that those are the people who have the most time to sit around, with nothing else to do, and play with such things as creating an exploit out of the hole.

      The only other demographic which has as much "boredom time" are homeless people, teenagers, and extravagantly wealthy people. Homeless people don't have the access (per capita, probability), teenagers don't have the knowledge or the social connections (per capita, probability), and we already know that extravagantly wealthy people are associated with (usually pulling the strings on) the politicians and the federal agencies/contractors.

      It all fits perfectly just the way I say it does.

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      the NPG electrode was replaced with carbon blac
    2. Re:Sure, but... by oracle128 · · Score: 0

      By the same logic, Linux is full of back doors too. Statistically, Linux is built by people who are only coding because they hate The Man and The Man's Operating System, and want to stick it to The Man in every which way. And because these people know that the best way to stick it to The Man is to attack His computer systems, they put back doors in the OSs to take control and attack His systems with brute force.

      I swear, it makes perfectly logical sense! The Voices told me so!

      The door swings both ways, moron.

    3. Re:Sure, but... by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      > By the same logic, Linux is full of back doors too

      Yes, it is. Nobody has ever denied this.

      > Linux is built by people who are only coding because they hate

      Wrong. They do not hate. They have a hobby which they enjoy and Microsoft cannot employ every one of them.

      > want to stick it to The Man in every which way

      Convenient side effect of their hobby. Nothing more.

      > they put back doors in the OSs

      Except that, in open source, we all police each other.

      > The Voices told me so!

      You should have that checked out.

      > The door swings both ways

      FOSS/FSF/GNU has the proper doorstop.

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      the NPG electrode was replaced with carbon blac
    4. Re:Sure, but... by oracle128 · · Score: 0

      >Yes, it is. Nobody has ever denied this.
      Then why the hypocritic finger-pointing? Just how black is your pot, anyway?

      >Wrong. They do not hate. They have a hobby which they enjoy and Microsoft cannot employ every one of them.
      So you're saying open source coders would work at Microsoft if they could? I'd surely like to see the survey results for that one.

      >Convenient side effect of their hobby. Nothing more.
      Convenient indeed.

      >Except that, in open source, we all police each other.
      Except that, in open source, you all have the same mentality. Surely you don't think there's anything special about open source developers as opposed to the many teams of internally-policing coders at a company like MS? (Other than the fact that FOSS coders think they're God's Gift to Applications, while MS coders get abused by the same anti-government types just for doing their job)

      >You should have that checked out.
      Hey, at least I have a reason for the crazy illogical ranting. What's yours?

      >FOSS/FSF/GNU has the proper doorstop.
      And that magical barrier would be...?

    5. Re:Sure, but... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Your arguments are entirely based on speculation in what they do on their "boredom time" and what Microsoft's intentions are; do you realize you're just conspiracing here?

      --
      Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
    6. Re:Sure, but... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1
      >Yes, it is. Nobody has ever denied this.
      Then why the hypocritic finger-pointing? Just how black is your pot, anyway?

      Wrong. They do not hate. They have a hobby which they enjoy and Microsoft cannot employ every one of them. So you're saying open source coders would work at Microsoft if they could? I'd surely like to see the survey results for that one. I wouldn't want to work on Windows...Microsoft's quality control sucks balls. Linux developers enjoy working with a decent product and a decently-written codebase.

      Except that, in open source, we all police each other. Except that, in open source, you all have the same mentality. Surely you don't think there's anything special about open source developers as opposed to the many teams of internally-policing coders at a company like MS? (Other than the fact that FOSS coders think they're God's Gift to Applications, while MS coders get abused by the same anti-government types just for doing their job) Don't lump me in with the asshats on comp.os.linux.advocacy. (Seriously, you should try trolling over there...you'll get a lot more bang for your buck.) As for internal coding policies...Does Windows not crash for you? Does it not run slow? Whenever I try doing things outside of the norm (or even "normal" things, if you're a gamer.), Windows gets unstable.

      Sure, there's things you can do to speed up Windows, but the fact remains it doesn't hold up well to advanced usage.

      You should have that checked out. Hey, at least I have a reason for the crazy illogical ranting. What's yours? You sound like you're on meth...

      FOSS/FSF/GNU has the proper doorstop. And that magical barrier would be...? A central, community-minded advocacy and software development organization?
    7. Re:Sure, but... by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should read this and then get back to me when you've managed to remove your knee from the back of your throat.

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      the NPG electrode was replaced with carbon blac
    8. Re:Sure, but... by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should read this and then get back to me when you've managed to remove your knee from the back of your throat.

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      the NPG electrode was replaced with carbon blac
    9. Re:Sure, but... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Did you reply to the wrong comment? I don't see how that contradicts mine...

    10. Re:Sure, but... by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      Then why the hypocritic finger-pointing? Just how black is your pot, anyway? There is no hypocritical finger pointing on my part.
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      the NPG electrode was replaced with carbon blac
    11. Re:Sure, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, exactly does the fact that windows having more system calls to serve a page prove? Aside from more areas of possible vulnerability? It certainly doesn't prove there are any backdoors coded in for the express purpose of government monitoring.

    12. Re:Sure, but... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Oh! Sorry about that. I missed a portion when adding tags. I didn't intend to apply that text to you.

    13. Re:Sure, but... by oracle128 · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't want to work on Windows...Microsoft's quality control sucks balls. Linux developers enjoy working with a decent product and a decently-written codebase. Exactly my point. You hate Microsoft. You may even be willing to do ANYTHING to get others to stop using it. Because, your mission to force people to use Linux is so much more moral than Microsoft's equivalent.

      Seriously, you should try trolling over there...you'll get a lot more bang for your buck Trolling? So THAT'S what you call extinguishing hypocritical Linux FUD.

      .Does Windows not crash for you? Does it not run slow? Whenever I try doing things outside of the norm (or even "normal" things, if you're a gamer.), Windows gets unstable Nope, and nope. Is that what this is about? Your pirated copy of Windows ME crashed once when you tried to use 64-bit drivers on it, and you lost your beastiality porn? And yes, I'm a gamer (and developer), and no, I'm not running on a pre-built or in any way 'average' PC.

      Sure, there's things you can do to speed up Windows, but the fact remains it doesn't hold up well to advanced usage. Sure, there's things you can do to increase the usability of Linux for the average user, but the fact remains it doesn't hold up well to the most basic of usage.

      You sound like you're on meth... Avoiding the question I see. Nice move!

      A central, community-minded advocacy and software development organization? Is that anything like the central development organization called Microsoft, and the community-minded advocacy group called the Windows developer community?

      Maybe you should read this [slashdot.org] and then get back to me when you've managed to remove your knee from the back of your throat. How amusing that you point to a Slashdot post, of all places, for your desperate fact-finding mission which, even if true, is totally irrelevent to the discussion. Surely you've noticed the obvious bias Slashdot has? What are you waiting for, a negative karma moderation specifically for "Non-Anti-Microsoft Behaviour"? (At the moment, they're only issuing the generic "Troll" moderation.) Check my other posts for some examples of where stopping FOSS FUD results in a troll mod (the one where I state MS isn't a monopoly by definition because Linux is a viable, possibly better alternative, and still get modded troll for it, is especially humorous). Check every other post for an example of where spreading FOSS FUD is rewarded. I have no doubt most/all of your posts belong to this category.
    14. Re:Sure, but... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't want to work on Windows...Microsoft's quality control sucks balls. Linux developers enjoy working with a decent product and a decently-written codebase.

      Exactly my point. You hate Microsoft. You may even be willing to do ANYTHING to get others to stop using it. Because, your mission to force people to use Linux is so much more moral than Microsoft's equivalent.

      You're extrapolating a bit too far. I don't care if other people use Windows. You want to use it? Feel free. I'll fix your computer for you, if it breaks. For free, even.

      Linux isn't for everyone, at least not yet. If I feel someone may be able to hold their own after a few weeks usage, I'll recommend they try a LiveCD. Otherwise, I'll let them continue running Windows. I might install some antivirus and antispyware tools for them.

      Seriously, you should try trolling over there...you'll get a lot more bang for your buck

      Trolling? So THAT'S what you call extinguishing hypocritical Linux FUD.

      Nah. That's what I call posting messages intended to elicit an angered response. You've heard about the "silent majority" in politics? The same thing exists in the Linux community. Most Linux users don't really care if you use Linux or not.

      .Does Windows not crash for you? Does it not run slow? Whenever I try doing things outside of the norm (or even "normal" things, if you're a gamer.), Windows gets unstable

      Nope, and nope. Is that what this is about? Your pirated copy of Windows ME crashed once when you tried to use 64-bit drivers on it, and you lost your beastiality porn? And yes, I'm a gamer (and developer), and no, I'm not running on a pre-built or in any way 'average' PC.

      I've never run a pirated copy of Windows in my life. I own licenses for Win3.11, Win95, WinME, Win2K and WinXP. I'm just not running any of those operating systems right now.

      Congratulations on your uptime streak, and managing to secure your computer against bad video card drivers, network worms and email viruses.

      Sure, there's things you can do to speed up Windows, but the fact remains it doesn't hold up well to advanced usage.

      Sure, there's things you can do to increase the usability of Linux for the average user, but the fact remains it doesn't hold up well to the most basic of usage.

      I like that line. :-)

      While it's true that using the command-line requires one to learn new things, modern distributions like Ubuntu work pretty well.

      You sound like you're on meth...

      Avoiding the question I see. Nice move!

      The question implied a logical fallacy.

      A central, community-minded advocacy and software development organization?

      Is that anything like the central development organization called Microsoft, and the community-minded advocacy group called the Windows developer community?

      The Windows developer community is fine. I know a few people who develop exclusively on Windows; They're usually fine. I only know one or two advocates.

      I wouldn't count Microsoft as community-minded, "developers!" chant aside. Perhaps it's a philosophical thing.

      I don't hate them, but I don't respect them as a software development company.

      Maybe you should read this [slashdot.org] and then get back to me when you've managed to remove your knee from the back of your throat.

      How amusing that you point to a Slashdot post, of all places, for your desperate fact-finding mission which, even if true, is totally irrelevent to the discussion. Surely you've noticed the obvious bias Slashdot has? What are you waiting for, a negative karma moderation specifically for "Non-Anti-Microsoft Behaviour"? (At the moment, t

    15. Re:Sure, but... by oracle128 · · Score: 0

      You're extrapolating a bit too far. I don't care if other people use Windows. You want to use it? Feel free. I'll fix your computer for you, if it breaks. For free [grc4.org], even.

      Linux isn't for everyone, at least not yet. If I feel someone may be able to hold their own after a few weeks usage, I'll recommend they try a LiveCD. Otherwise, I'll let them continue running Windows. I might install some antivirus and antispyware tools for them.

      That's more like it. As long as you're not the type that, rather than forcing Linux on everyone, thinks a change of operating system is a legitimate solution to any and all PC problems a person may have if they just happen to be using Windows. If you're not that type of person, then I've got no problems. I personally use both for different purposes, but primarily Windows, because I'm primarily a gamer and Windows app developer. When posting that both have equal advantages and disadvantages, I just wait until people start calling me a troll or Windows fanboy until I tell them that I use both, for maximum amusement. Unfortunately, the Slashdot moderation system thinks differently.

      Nah. That's what I call posting messages intended to elicit an angered response. You've heard about the "silent majority" in politics? The same thing exists in the Linux community. Most Linux users don't really care if you use Linux or not.

      MY post was intend to get an angered response? Why, because I happen to NOT think that there's some giant conspiracy with Microsoft and the NSA, as the parent stated as fact - or that any crazy MS conspiracy theory could equally be applied to GNU/Linux? I think you're confusing the order of posts, here. I have not once unfairly posted anything bad about Linux. Not here, not on any other site, not in real life, never. I've not unfairly posted anything about Windows/MS either, or any other software or hardware that didn't deserve it. All I ask is that, if some idiot fanboy is going to come on and post about the disadvantages, or some crazy 'potential disadvantage' (conspiracy theory) of Windows, or otherwise start pointing the finger at everybody who doesn't share their personal preferences, that they think for half a second and apply the same thing equally to ALL sides - Linux, Mac, BSD, whatever. But how often do you see that happen? Not a lot, not here at least. It's only the person who points out the bias and tries to correct the situation that gets abused, as I'll show below.

      So what exactly is so bad about what I posted, anyway? Here's a summary of the topic at hand:
      HomelessInLaJolla: Windows could/is participating in a hidden back door conspiracy with the NSA!
      Me: Don't be a fanboy. The same view could be applied equally to any other OS. Linux developers have as much means, motive and opportunity as these brainwashed dehumanized MS zombies you speak of.
      HomelessInLaJolla: No it couldn't! You're such a Windows fanboy! Troll! Flamebait! FUD! Devil child! Etc!
      You know the rest of the story.

      Yep, that's right, clearly I'm the one in the wrong here.[/sarcasm]
      I'm not surprised by that view. Frankly, I'm surprised my post hasn't actually been modded down yet. Then again, maybe not so surprising, because everyone knows only the first few posters even get looked at. Another negative of Slashdot besides the OSS bias - the only ones considered for mod points are those who refresh every 5 minutes, looking for a new story where they can repost the original article's content; cite some details from Wikipedia etc; or use one of the many Simpsons/Futurama/South Park quotes and themes that have become the stock-standard, de facto Slashdot culture round these parts, and then get rewarded/praised for it.

      Oh boy, now I'm in for it, "Revealing The Truth About Slashdot: -infinity plus 1 and a Lifetime Ban. Advertisement: Slashdot supports Free Speech.". One of the rare times a non-top-10 post garners a look at by some i

  24. Huh by fishthegeek · · Score: 1

    I suspect that it's no real threat because they do not actually have to decrypt anything. With an all too easy to get warrant they place a device (i.e. keylogger, camera, or other type of spy stuff) and wait patiently for the suspect to type the password once. The toughest pass phrase can't resist spying. That or they seize the physical crypto key if one exists.

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  25. one would hope? by Class+Act+Dynamo · · Score: 4, Funny

    One would hope an international criminal mastermind could do better than the encryption built into Vista.

    Really? Personally, I would hope they write their plans on slips of paper and stash them in a shoe box. I really do not wish any success for criminal masterminds...except maybe Dr. Claw. I really thought Inspector Gadget was obnoxious.

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  26. Poe said it in 1843 in "The Gold Bug:" by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    "it may well be doubted whether human ingenuity can construct an enigma of the kind which human ingenuity may not, by proper application, resolve." (etext)

    It was true in 1843; it is true today. Why, exactly, do people continue to be deluded in gambling real money on the belief that some company supplying some cryptographic technology has people in it who are smarter than everybody else in the world?

    1. Re:Poe said it in 1843 in "The Gold Bug:" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may have been true then, it certainly isn't true now, sure sometime in the future "Current" Encryption algorithms may be cracked, But currently when used correctly cryptography can be unbreakable (at least unbreakable for any practical purposes, 1000's of years with 1000's of computers is NOT practical).

    2. Re:Poe said it in 1843 in "The Gold Bug:" by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It was true in 1843; it is true today. Why, exactly, do people continue to be deluded in gambling real money on the belief that some company supplying some cryptographic technology has people in it who are smarter than everybody else in the world?

      Encryption is merely the process of protecting data for a given amount of time against an attacker with assumed resources. Obviously any infinitely smart attacker with an infinite amount of time can break any encryption method, but no one alive today will be able to break AES-128 within the next 50 years at least, and only then with a major mathematical breakthrough that would probably benefit humanity more than just the broken cipher. If we can't find a mathematical solution to breaking AES, it would take Moore's law approximately 100 years before computer technology was sufficient to break AES. 128 bit key lengths and longer were chosen explicitly to deal with the case that Moore's law will continue unabated and that mathematical breakthroughs are possible.

      To put it in practical terms, every DES encrypted message is easily breakable now, but no one is really worried. DES encrypted data is now pretty much worthless. A lot of people overestimate the value of the data they encrypt, and often it's really only necessary to keep secret for a few years or decades at most. Even so, I doubt there will ever be an end to encryption, because even if P=NP there will be problems that are harder to solve than to pose. Such problems can be used for encryption as long as the ratio between the work to encrypt and decrypt is faster than breaking it by a sufficient margin which can usually be increased by lengthening the keys.

    3. Re:Poe said it in 1843 in "The Gold Bug:" by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      >the belief that some company supplying some cryptographic technology has people in it who are smarter than everybody else in the world?

      Easy solution. Let everyone else in the world look at the algorithm. If people smarter than you can't break it or even put hairline cracks into it after several years of trying, then trusting it is a sounder bet than you made the last time you took a job or got married. AES was the output of such a process.

      This is exactly why crypto people despise secret and proprietary crypto schemes. Anybody using one of those is betting that they, or the people they hire, are the smartest people in the world. Statistically unlikely.

    4. Re:Poe said it in 1843 in "The Gold Bug:" by rufusdufus · · Score: 0

      Obviously any infinitely smart attacker with an infinite amount of time can break any encryption method .. are you sure? Just yesterday there was an article on slashdot about unsolved problems, and what do you know, The existence of one-way functions was one of them! Apparently its not so obvious after all.

    5. Re:Poe said it in 1843 in "The Gold Bug:" by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      Obviously any infinitely smart attacker with an infinite amount of time can break any encryption method .. are you sure? Just yesterday there was an article on slashdot about unsolved problems, and what do you know, The existence of one-way functions was one of them! Apparently its not so obvious after all.

      One way functions are not unbreakable, just provably hard to invert (at least for finite functions, e.g. computable ones). The only way to break a true one way function is brute force, which is always able to break a cipher weaker than a one time pad (this basically means the message has meaning and is longer than the key), given enough time. An attacker with infinite time and space could defeat both. One way functions are easy, just try every possible input that the OWF could have used. One time pads are also breakable in a meta-theoretical way by an infinite attacker: Just use the infinite resources to simulate the entire universe over again and pick the desired message out of it.

    6. Re:Poe said it in 1843 in "The Gold Bug:" by Kjella · · Score: 1

      are you sure? Just yesterday there was an article on slashdot about unsolved problems, and what do you know, The existence of one-way functions was one of them

      Except a one-way function isn't an encryption, it's a hash - it wouldn't be possible to recover the original data.

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    7. Re:Poe said it in 1843 in "The Gold Bug:" by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Obviously any infinitely smart attacker with an infinite amount of time can break any encryption method,

      No, by 256 bits you'll need a) some sort of mathematical attack better than brute force or b) reversible or quantum computing. It's not time you'll run out of, it's energy because even converting the Sun to raw energy (E=mc^2) won't be enough - there's physical limits on how small an energy release you'll have with conventional computing, see Landauer's Principle.

      By the looks of if we're not able to keep any significant number of atoms in a coherent quantum state, and reversible computing sounds way too much like a perpetual motion machine where you'll make it work by shuffling entropy around. That leaves the mathemathical edge, which first of all presumes that it even exists and that noone else has found it, which sounds temporary at best.

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    8. Re:Poe said it in 1843 in "The Gold Bug:" by onemorechip · · Score: 1
      Just use the infinite resources to simulate the entire universe over again and pick the desired message out of it.


      You seem confident that the universe is deterministic.


      That kind of argument is moot anyway. The original poster quoted Poe regarding "human ingenuity", not some hypothetical omniscience.

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  27. Note to self by qzulla · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Sometimes people use file wiping utilities or other tools but often they are not configured properly. People accept the default settings, which can leave fragments of data."

    Change defaults.

    qz

  28. Missing the point by jmorris42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > If you're trying to hide something from legal authorities, you'd best find another way to hide your data.

    But this is the point of the article and the discussion. Law enforcement and the software vendors who supply them are making a bunch of handwaving "not a problem" noise but this just puts the question onto teh table for discussion, it doesn't even start to answer it.

    The question: Is BitLocker safe for really secure work? Which breaks down to smaller questions. Even when used correctly, with a TCPM chip and a good passphrase and good logoff/umount displine is the implementation and design sound? Or is this just a FUD campaign to keep the coppers buying EnCase? Is BitLocker vulnerable to attacks that other encrption solutions would defend against?

    Because while, despite the Daily Hate here on Slashdot, America isn't a police state and the innocent have little to fear from their governemt unless they are crimelords, terrorists or that most dreadful scourge, a kiddie porn fiend But that isn't much comfort for the billions of huddled masses yearning to breath free in the unfree parts of the world. PGP was a godsend to political dissidents around the world, is BitLocker a useful tool for them as well or a trojan horse to help despots fill their forced labor camps with the fools who trust it with their secrets?

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    1. Re:Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say a child abuser/molster is worse than a kiddle porn owner, but eh OT and all that jazz.

    2. Re:Missing the point by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      Because while, despite the Daily Hate here on Slashdot, America isn't a police state and the innocent have little to fear from their governemt unless they are crimelords, terrorists or that most dreadful scourge, a kiddie porn fiend But that isn't much comfort for the billions of huddled masses yearning to breath free in the unfree parts of the world.
      You are using the old "if you don't have anything to hide you need not hide anything" fallacy. I guess since you don't want watched in the bathroom we can assume you are producing kiddy porn or making meth in there...
    3. Re:Missing the point by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > You are using the old "if you don't have anything to hide you need not hide anything" fallacy.

      No, I'm using the rational argument that our inept government doesn't really have the clue most of the time to chase actual perverts, let alone real menaces like terrorists. Simple matter of the ratio of watchers to the watched. Despite the delusions of importance in the moonbat camp, their ravings just aren't important enough for the G to bother trying to tap into, especially since they spew most of their venom openly onto their blogs.

      It's not like they could actually DO anything with dissidents if they could catch em, we ain't got prison space for gangsters as it is. Because we are NOT a police state. In Soviet Russia they didn't have any problem finding places to build new gulags or the slave labor to build em with, just to pick a recent vivid example of what a REAL police state looked like.

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    4. Re:Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what's a moonbat camp and where can i sign in ?

    5. Re:Missing the point by mpe · · Score: 1

      You are using the old "if you don't have anything to hide you need not hide anything" fallacy. I guess since you don't want watched in the bathroom we can assume you are producing kiddy porn or making meth in there...

      Or maybe they should post all of their banking details to Slashdot.
      The problem is that governments frequently contain untrustworthy people, may well be untrustworthy as a corporate entity and vitually always trust some very questionable entities. (The latter including both other governments and commercial entities.) The US Government is in no way different here, hence also Mark Twain's comment about American criminal classes and Congress.

    6. Re:Missing the point by mpe · · Score: 1

      No, I'm using the rational argument that our inept government doesn't really have the clue most of the time to chase actual perverts, let alone real menaces like terrorists.

      Thus if they want to "look good" they'll find some "soft targets" to arrest.

    7. Re:Missing the point by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

      Yeah, uhm, it's not like anyone means "police state" *seriously* when talking about the USA. FYI.

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    8. Re:Missing the point by Kirth · · Score: 1

      America isn't a police state and the innocent have little to fear from their governemt

      Well, you're a bit behind. This might have been true in 1984, but we're in 2007 now...

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    9. Re:Missing the point by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

      Yeah, uhm, it's not like anyone means "police state" *seriously* when talking about the USA. FYI.
      You must be new here.
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    10. Re:Missing the point by Lagged2Death · · Score: 1

      The question: Is BitLocker safe for really secure work?

      Does the military have anything to say about its suitability for classified work? If so, the question has already been studied and answered.

    11. Re:Missing the point by Bishop · · Score: 1

      PGP was a godsend to political dissidents around the world, No. PGP like all encryption is largely irrelevant to most political dissidents. A despot will lock up a political dissident just for using encryption. Encryption generally only works for people on groups who have some form of legal or military protection from the adversary.

  29. I call FUD by kestasjk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All of these "BitLocker" vulnerabilities aren't actually BitLocker vulnerabilities, they're full-disk-encryption vulnerabilities. They apply just as much to my FreeBSD GBDE protected partition as they do to BitLocker, there's nothing new or even interesting in this article. (The summary "No Real Threat To Decryption" is misleading, because there is nothing about decryption in there.)

    The article says that if the user was using a USB key to unlock the drive, or was in a corporate environment, investigators would be able to get access by taking the USB key or co-operating with the business owners.
    It says that if the computer was on they could get access to the disk. That's only if the computer isn't locked of course, and if you were under investigation you would think the criminal would quickly press [Windows key]+L as the police burst in.
    Clearly The Register has been doing lots of research to produce this article; they should try and get it published in a crypto journal.

    Most importantly they seem to have completely missed the point of drive encryption; it's to protect against theft, not "investigators". Would Microsoft have built the technology into Vista in the hope that more criminals under investigation would buy Vista?

    If you're being investigated no drive encryption is going to help; if they want access to your system they can just as easily use hardware keyloggers. They'll have the evidence they want long before they let you know you're being investigated.

    If you want a good reason to bash BitLocker how about; it's expensive, and there are free alternatives that are just as good for guarding your data against theft.

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    1. Re:I call FUD by jd · · Score: 1

      Yes, no, maybe. If you look at the claims made by the 2DEM developers, you can discover some information from any encrypted file/disk that uses a block cipher that uses a simple chaining mode. There is no reason to believe Microsoft used a particularly sophisticated encryption mode, there is no reason to believe that other whole-disk systems use only simple chaining modes.

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    2. Re:I call FUD by VertigoAce · · Score: 1

      If you're into encryption and the challenges of meeting various design constraints, here's a paper from Microsoft describing the algorithm and their attack model. Of particular interest is the requirement that it must take fewer cycles to decrypt data than to read it from disk (otherwise the CPU becomes the bottleneck for disk operations).

      Essentially algorithms that are known to be stronger may be too slow for full disk encryption. If turning on BitLocker was a significant performance issue, most users would turn it off. If you are worried about specific files, it might be wise to use a stronger, but slower, algorithm just for those files so that the rest of the disk operates at a reasonable speed.

      As to your specific point, they do mention the weaknesses of AES-CBC. This was their motivation for the diffuser component (while its quality is unproven, they do show that it can't be any worse than simply using AES-CBC; the point of this document is to expose it to public scrutiny). It looks like the diffuser makes it difficult to determine the plaintext that was supplied to AES. In particular, you don't know which bits to modify to produce changes in any particular block of the AES chain. Similarly, modifiying the ciphertext will cause the change to be randomly propogated across the plaintext (Ciphertext -> AES-CBC -> Diffuser -> Plaintext).

    3. Re:I call FUD by ednopantz · · Score: 1

      Hey no fair! You read the article. You are supposed to just post something about M$ sux! or Vi$ta blows! or something.

    4. Re:I call FUD by kabocox · · Score: 1

      If you're being investigated no drive encryption is going to help; if they want access to your system they can just as easily use hardware keyloggers. They'll have the evidence they want long before they let you know you're being investigated.

      What's more important is that we believe that the feds, NSA, CIA, and other 3 letter agencies have this magic decrypting tech or the knowledge to get into a system without the users being aware of it. They may or may not. The important thing is the ways that the 3 letter agencies would work to get into your computer are the same as if the mafia, other criminals, or spy ware was trying to get into your computer or decrypt without your knowledge. The criminals can just as easily take physical custody of you and force you under threat of torture to give them what ever security keys that are needed. The FBI atleast has to go through the legal system and you'd be arrested and all your equipment taken before they start trying for your keys. The feds go through legal ways and MS could be required to provide backdoors to them. The problem isn't really the feds, its those terrorists or criminals or rogue black hat slashdotters that want into my computer. How can I protect against them without just unplugging my computer from the internet?

    5. Re:I call FUD by G00F · · Score: 1

      The FBI/Feds/etc would do torture too. Either they don't call it that, or they would outsource to another country. Besides, being baba's girlfriend in pound you in the ass prison should qualify as torture as well. Many cops use that as a "threat of torture".

      But I wouldn't doubt that there would be back doors. However, there are plenty of people looking for them, and trying to find ways to take ownership of boxes, that I think MS would not put in a backdoor.

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    6. Re:I call FUD by E++99 · · Score: 1

      What's more important is that we believe that the feds, NSA, CIA, and other 3 letter agencies have this magic decrypting tech or the knowledge to get into a system without the users being aware of it. They may or may not. The important thing is the ways that the 3 letter agencies would work to get into your computer are the same as if the mafia, other criminals, or spy ware was trying to get into your computer or decrypt without your knowledge.
      3-Letter Agencies? Er, you mean like the FDA and the EPA and the FAA and the Small Business Administration might all have super-secret decryption keys for my computer, but I can safely disregard the Defense Information Systems Agency?
    7. Re:I call FUD by E++99 · · Score: 1

      All of these "BitLocker" vulnerabilities aren't actually BitLocker vulnerabilities, they're full-disk-encryption vulnerabilities. They apply just as much to my FreeBSD GBDE protected partition as they do to BitLocker, there's nothing new or even interesting in this article. (The summary "No Real Threat To Decryption" is misleading, because there is nothing about decryption in there.)
      Look, buddy, Vista is inadequate in all categories. It's an article of faith. No probing into it with the intellect is allowed. Accept it or leave the church! ;-)

      If you're being investigated no drive encryption is going to help; if they want access to your system they can just as easily use hardware keyloggers. They'll have the evidence they want long before they let you know you're being investigated.
      In practice that would be extremely unusual. Maybe if you're a mafia head, or have ongoing communications with Osama, or something like that -- but in all cases I've heard of, as soon as they can get enough evidence for a warrant, they will go to your house and take your computer and anything else covered by the warrant. If your computer is on and logged in, they will probably just unplug it. They people whose job it is to come take stuff aren't typically what you would call computer experts.
  30. Not to prvent LEO access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't speak for MS, but I imagine that the purpose of BitLocker is to protect proprietary data on stolen PCs. Laptops with company spreadsheets, product plans and so forth. I doubt very much that its purpose is to prevent police investigation, rather it is to prevent casual theft.

    1. Re:Not to prvent LEO access by jpardey · · Score: 1

      So rather than just stealing your computer, they beat your kneecaps until you type the right code. Sounds good to me.

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  31. TrueCrypt by Nova88 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My recent run of paranoia got me using TrueCrypt (Free and works good!).

    1. Re:TrueCrypt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and 100% as vulnerable to the articles supposed vulnerabilites. You can't secure from user stupidity. The article does not discuss any weaknesses with vistas bitlocker just says its ok cause criminals are too stupid and leave workstations on and unlocked or with the key sitting next to the machine. They have not actually found a fault with Vista Bitlocker or a way to decrypt it without the person providing the key.

    2. Re:TrueCrypt by Nova88 · · Score: 1

      So this means use TrueCrypt or get Vista ?!?! I will wait for SP1 to even try Vista.

  32. It's a tough job. by straponego · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Given physical access, or even a logon, to a machine, it's pretty difficult to have reliable encryption. Let's take a simple case, the machine is off and somebody has yanked the hard drive. Okay, with something like TrueCrypt you can secure a partition fairly well. But you'd better be sure that all of your sensitive information is on those secure partitions. I think this is harder in Windows than anywhere else, but it's not trivial under *ix either. For example, under Linux, assuming no malicious programs were running when the OS was under your control, just things like, you're going to be worried about things in /tmp, /var, /home, etc, and your swap partition/file. So, really, the only sane thing to do is encrypt everything-- if you're that worried. But then you have a performance hit, it's less convenient, etc.

    I think it makes more and more sense to use a VM, if you're concerned about security. You can restore it to a known safe initial state, and you can encrypt its entire world. It seems like a pretty big advantage... oh, and of course, you can move your secure environment to other host machines. Uh. Which may not be all that secure themselves, but hey. I told you this wasn't easy :)

    Normally I'm all for bashing MS, but I have yet to see a great solution for this anywhere. So... if any of what I wrote above is new to you, I'd advise that you not trust your Doomsday Device plans (or, more likely, goat porn) to any OS's convenient built-in crypto.

    1. Re:It's a tough job. by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it makes more and more sense to use a VM, if you're concerned about security. You can restore it to a known safe initial state, and you can encrypt its entire world.

      Sure. But what happens when the VPC/VMWare/KVM process is swapped out to disk? You're still running the risk of data leak, if a much smaller one. Not to mention that a compromised host OS (it's unencrypted, remember) can do whatever it wants with your input and output (or if it's really clever, just access the data itself once you've unlocked it). If it's that important to you, get a dedicated laptop and do full-disk crypto. And put that laptop in a safe so you have control over its physical environment. At which point they'll probably declare you an enemy combatant and beat you up until you give them the password anyway.

      --
      Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
    2. Re:It's a tough job. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      under Linux, assuming no malicious programs were running when the OS was under your control, just things like, you're going to be worried about things in /tmp, /var, /home, etc, and your swap partition/file. So, really, the only sane thing to do is encrypt everything-- if you're that worried. But then you have a performance hit, it's less convenient, etc.

      Encrypting $HOME is easy and convenient with EncFS and pam_encfs. The main problems with pam_encfs are 1) a readable hash of your encryption key resides in /etc/shadow and 2) each file is encrypted separately, so an attacker can obtain basic size/usage patterns. For more sensitive documents, you should use a separate container, whether a TrueCrypt file, an EncFS directory with a different passphrase, or something else.

      Encrypting /tmp and using tmpfs for encrypted swap is easy. /var -- most of what queues in /var passes over the network, so unless you're using IPsec extensively or have a local print queue (OK, that's a lot of people), I wouldn't worry too much about /var.

      The performance hit on modern hardware is negligible, at least for normal "desktop" operations.

  33. Linux Unified Key Setup by alexandre · · Score: 2, Informative

    Want to encrypt your disk securely?
    Take a look at LUKS.
    It now comes standard in the latest Debian Etch installer :)

    1. Re:Linux Unified Key Setup by lky · · Score: 1

      Encrypting your hard drive is a good step for most users but not for criminals or someone with anything to hide from the government.

      With an encrypted hard drive, the government will simply jail you until you give them the keys to decrypt the drive. Same problem for using GPG or PGP to encrypt files. They can generally afford to wait longer than you can.

      To protect yourself, you need use some subterfuge. If I had something significant to hide, I would run a normal install on the installed hard drive (probably as it came from the vendor) which I would use for non-secret surfing, etc. Then I would use a USB hard drive with a encrypted fully installed OS (like this howto) on it for anything secret. When I needed to do secret stuff, I'd plug in the USB key, reboot, do what i needed to, then reboot to the "clean" OS when I was done. Then hide the USB key.

      With a little luck, if/when you get arrested they won't find the USB key. If they do, then you're back at the original problem but at least you can decide whether to give them the password or remain in jail for contempt.

    2. Re:Linux Unified Key Setup by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Sooo, use the hidden volume feature from Truecrypt, encrypt the entire drive, and just give them the secondary password. Problem solved.

    3. Re:Linux Unified Key Setup by lky · · Score: 1

      The presence of Truecrypt on the base system will reveal the possibility that this is done. Any competent investigator will look. Especially when the partition sizes in use don't add up to the total size of the drive.

      Better to have a "clean" system to give them when they present the warrant. Only evidence left on the system is the BIOS boot order which is hardly evidence of anything.

    4. Re:Linux Unified Key Setup by arevos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The presence of Truecrypt on the base system will reveal the possibility that this is done. Any competent investigator will look. Especially when the partition sizes in use don't add up to the total size of the drive.

      If a user has a 1GB Truecrypt volume, but has only used up 100M, this could be indicative of a hidden volume, or it could be that the user hasn't used up all the available free space on the volume. Even if the investigator suspected there was a hidden space, he'd need some evidence that the suspect had an additional encryption key over the one supplied.

      Now, this could be found through surveillance of the suspect beforehand (keyloggers, hidden cameras, etc.), but that applies to encrypted USB sticks as well. In addition, there's a chance that your USB stick might be discovered, whilst there's no danger of the same thing happening to a Truecrypt volume. So far as I can see, an encrypted USB stick is considerably less secure than a hidden Truecrypt volume.

      Of course, for extra security, why not a hidden Truecrypt volume on an encrypted USB stick?

  34. Does it have the same problem I've seen? by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 1

    Does it have the same problem I've seen with most encryption types:
    It totally fails if you know the contents of something that should already be on there that you want to decrypt? So if you have a reference string, and its location, it becomes trivial to compute the key?

    1. Re:Does it have the same problem I've seen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it have the same problem I've seen with most encryption types:

      sounds like you aint used anything in encryption for a LONG LONG time. having a known string in an encrypted blob is not sufficient for most or any of the current algorithms for the last 5 years or more to make it trivial to discover the key.

    2. Re:Does it have the same problem I've seen? by deadlock911 · · Score: 0

      How would you find the exact bit placement of an encrypted file? If you are in a position to know that then you surely don't need to decrypt anything...

    3. Re:Does it have the same problem I've seen? by daeg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Depends. If you're faced with something like a TrueCrypt volume, even knowing a single file will get you pretty much nowhere. The entire volume is full of random bits, in fact, written data looks just like random data. So even if you knew there was a file.txt with contents "HELLO WORLD", you have a lot of data space to comb through. Throw into that mix that the entire file system is encrypted -- hell, you may not even know what file system you're looking for.

    4. Re:Does it have the same problem I've seen? by KillerCow · · Score: 1

      Does it have the same problem I've seen with most encryption types:
      It totally fails if you know the contents of something that should already be on there that you want to decrypt? So if you have a reference string, and its location, it becomes trivial to compute the key?
      What you are referring to is called a "known plaintext" attack. Any real encryption algorithm is immune to it.

      In fact, for an algorithm to be considered secure, it's assumed that you can choose any plaintext ("chosen plaintext" attack), feed it into the cypher, get back cyphertext, and not be able to recover the key.
    5. Re:Does it have the same problem I've seen? by anilg · · Score: 1

      That is incorrect. You are referring to known plaintext attacks, and modern encryption algorithms are built to be safe against these. (Of course it wont work if you've used a dictionary password, but then no amount of secure algorithms can help you.

      --
      http://dilemma.gulecha.org - My philospohical short film.
    6. Re:Does it have the same problem I've seen? by patchvonbraun · · Score: 1

      All modern encryption algorithms are immune or highly resistant to known-plaintext attack--which is the type
          of attack you cite. Further, they're designed to be immune or resistant to attack by chosen
          plaintext, chosen ciphertext, chosen-key, linear cryptanalytic, differential cryptanalytic, and a
          plethoria of other highly-esoteric attacks.

      In general, cryptosystems fail for reasons unrelated to the overall quality of the encryption algorithm in use.
          Read "Why Cryptosystems Fail" for a (somewhat-dated) insight into problems in deployed cryptosystems.

      Nothing is foolproof, and foolish use of cryptography is generally the "wedge" that the "bad guys" use to
          defeat deployed cryptosystems. Users choosing bad keys, installing keyloggers, gaining access while the
          "target" is still available in plaintext, etc, etc.

      Whole-disk encryption schemes are fragile in the sense that applications never "see" the encrypted data.
          They always see it in the clear, and treat it like any other data. Which means copying it to temporary
          files that may not be on the encrypted part of the filesystem, sending it to print spoolers, etc.
          If "the man" wants you bad enough, he'll find a way to get you, encrypted filesystem or not.

      How do you know your USB key wasn't duplicated in the night while you slept? How do you know that
          every keystroke you type hasn't been sent via wireless to the nearest FBI watcher?

    7. Re:Does it have the same problem I've seen? by patchvonbraun · · Score: 1

      Actually, even DES (ca 1976 or so), and its contemporaries (LOKI, LUCIFER, etc) were immune to
          both known and chosen plaintext attacks. It's not hard building a cipher that is resistant to
          known and chosen plaintext attacks--most students who've taken an introductory crypto course in
          university should be able to build a cipher that is resistant to known and chosen plaintext attack.

      Even WW-II-era Enigma was at least partially resistant, as was the Lorenz cipher used by the German high
          command.

      Cryptanalytic attacks *aren't* how deployed cryptosystems generally fail. They fail for much more mundane reasons...

    8. Re:Does it have the same problem I've seen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called block-level diffusion and BitLocker uses it. I'm pretty sure any modern disk encryption method prevents plain-text attacks using similar algorithms.

  35. Back in the day by MsWillow · · Score: 1

    I had all my max-secure stuff in a .zip file, renamed and XORed with a command-line character. This was stored on a small partition I'd "remove" from the chain as needed.

    Never got caught.

    --

    Lemon curry?
    1. Re:Back in the day by anilg · · Score: 1

      "The escapee put on a mustache and went around the city freely" Never got caught.

      --
      http://dilemma.gulecha.org - My philospohical short film.
  36. ??AA by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So _that's_ why the ??AA are having so much trouble backing up those statistics about unlawfully copied movies/CDs/etc.--the copies have all been buried!

  37. Re:Well for one by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

    I wasn't aware the individual pay scales for No Such Agency was public knowledge.

  38. You have to remember.... by octaene · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...that most computers won't have either the Trusted Computing Module (TCM) chip or the super-duper expensive version(s) of Vista that come with BitLocker. And even if some consumer did have all that, he'd have to figure out how to enable and configure it.

    The majority of Windows users stick with the defaults. No barrier? 'Course not, because it won't be heavily used...

    1. Re:You have to remember.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget that BitLocker was designed specifically to address the "stolen laptop" scenario. A sufficiently large organization (like the size of MS) will have a laptop lost or stolen every day. At the Enterprise level, you presumably have the version of Vista with BitLocker, group policy to enforce its use, and recovery keys for backup purposes. Once you have that implemented, it doesn't matter how many millions of customer records you have on anybody's laptop, that laptop will be more valuable for its parts than for its data.

      Of course mandating its use also makes the computer/HD disposal issue much simpler. You can safely sell or throw away a hard drive without having to worry about some guy selling the data on eBay.

      dom

  39. Questionable assumptions by _pi-away · · Score: 1

    "For one thing, in two of its three modes of operation BitLocker requires a cryptographic hardware chip called a Trusted Platform Module and a compatible BIOS. These chips are yet to become widely available much less deployed."

    Most boards made by intel in last year have TPMs, and they are enabled by default. Last I knew Intel was Dell's motherboard supplier of choice (that may have changed, I haven't kept track), but it seems there's a fairly reasonable chance that almost any dell (and possibly hp/compaq too) with a Core Solo or better has a TPM and has it enabled.

    --

    "The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw."
    1. Re:Questionable assumptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a TPM and am running bitlocker on all my systems from Dell that I aquired in the last three months. d620 and d820 laptops. 745 desktops and 390 workstations. works well. setup process a little hokey (go to recover command prompt and manually partition disk before installing operating system or you can't use bitlocker).

    2. Re:Questionable assumptions by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      ...it seems there's a fairly reasonable chance that almost any dell (and possibly hp/compaq too) with a Core Solo or better has a TPM and has it enabled.

      Also [newer] Macs and Thinkpads.

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

  40. How does this compare to FileVault? by pestilence669 · · Score: 1

    The feds will always have access to everyone's pr0n collections. These things (disk encryption) are only really good at keeping petty thieves away from your data. The truly motivated will always break your encryption key.

    I'd like to know how Apple's FileVault does in comparison. Is it better, worse, about the same?

    1. Re:How does this compare to FileVault? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really, please show me a reasonable method to break Bitlocker or for that matter any drive encryption technology in order to recover the key or contents? I work with Encryption and I am not aware of anyway to do this beyond years and years of bruteforce processing with the tiny hope that the person used a simple passphrase?

    2. Re:How does this compare to FileVault? by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > beyond years and years of bruteforce processing

      Or a really big botnet.

      Duh.

      --
      the NPG electrode was replaced with carbon blac
    3. Re:How does this compare to FileVault? by EllisDees · · Score: 1

      >The truly motivated will always break your encryption key.

      Only if you have a moronic key. Any modern encryption technique is secure against anyone but a deity if you are careful.

      --
      -- Give me ambiguity or give me something else!
    4. Re:How does this compare to FileVault? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      File Vault uses the users password as the key.

      1. Insert Live CD (Mac OS X install disc).
      2. Crack users login password
      3. Eject CD and boot as normal
      4. Login as user with newly cracked password
      5. Profit
  41. FIPS-140 by mechsoph · · Score: 1

    The real criminal masterminds use whatever the Feds and the military are using, which we don't know about because it's classified information.

    The military probably uses whatever is FIPS-140 certified. At least that's what was being mandated at the DoD contractor I worked for.

  42. Re:Well for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    One key to rule them all. Brilliant idea. And no one will ever, ever, ever steal that key. And technology will never progress to the point where that key becomes crackable.

    And the guarding of the "secure" back door will always be much much better than I could possibly guard the "front door," so it's no problem for my security. And of course I can still implement defense-in-depth with a back door that I can confidently rely on will never open.

    Sorry, secure back doors are possible in theory. The difference between theory and practice, of course, is that in theory they are the same, but in practice, they aren't.

  43. Re:Well for one by westlake · · Score: 1
    It's a logical conclusion--not only is it "a" logical conclusion but it is the most probable conclusion

    pfui. this isn't logic. not even freshman logic. it is a mischievous chain of increasingly tenuous associations that doesn't in the end amount to a damn thing.

    if you presented this argument in a classroom you would be stomped down flat.

    either show me the backdoor or STFU.

  44. Hands up all those... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    who honestly believe Microsoft didn't provide some backdoor to bitlocker for the NSA, CIA, FBI, IRS, RIAA, MPAA and anyone wlse who can cook up some excuse to claim they need it.

    We should do a Slashdot Poll on this one.

    1. Re:Hands up all those... by davmoo · · Score: 1

      We should do a Slashdot Poll on this one.

      Why? Asking the Slashdot community for an objective opinion about Microsoft is like asking the congregation at a Jewish Synagogue for an objective opinion on Adolf Hitler.

      --
      I want a new quote. One that won't spill. One that don't cost too much. Or come in a pill.
  45. Re:Well for one by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

    > show me the backdoor

    If I did then I would be required, by law and my duty to my country, to kill you.

    > this isn't logic

    Seven steps to know anyone. It's mathematical fact and, given the effects which the demographics have on the math, it is the most probable conclusion.

    --
    the NPG electrode was replaced with carbon blac
  46. Encryption doesn' t matter in the real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, strong encryption doesn't matter that much in the real world. Any encryption that is sufficiently strong just entices decryption by other means.

    Seriously, if you are hauled into civil court, the judge will force you revel your password (via a discovery request followed by a contempt order). Same at customs and other various inspection stations ("not decrypting for us, well we'll just confiscate this then").

    In criminal court, they can't compel you to decrypt things, but they can tell the jury your HD is encrypted. How is that going to look? In the criminal world, the goal is not to make your data unreadable, but to hide that it exists.

    If a criminal is trying to "get to you", it is proven that social engineering is much more effective. And really, criminals don't care about your data, but instead about your identity.

    So, who does that leave us with? Co-workers, girlfriends, parents. None of the these people are really MI5. Weak nuisance encryption is more than enough for them.

    That pretty much leaves us with industrial espionage. And, come on, you are just not that important.

  47. That's not the formula! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pinky never thinks what Brain thinks. It would be more like:
    Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
    Pinky: I think so, Brain, but how are we going to find deep-fried pants at this hour?
    Brain: I-- (sigh) just hand read me that encryption key from the screen there.

    (Pinky is jumping back and forth and balancing on different pens, he falls backwards and hits the computer. Brain sighs at his own destiny of having to live with such a buffoon. Pinky dusts himself off.)

    Brain: Where did you even get all those pens, anyway?
    Pinky: Microsoft is giving them away! They sent ten free pens to every household in the world. (Confused) I'm not sure why, maybe because their computers are always breaking... you know, one time I was...
    Brain: Nevermind that, Pinky. Just read me the encryption key from the monitor.
    Pinky: What, you mean this TV doodad?
    Brain: (sigh, sarcastically) Yes, Pinky. From the "TV doodad."
    Pinky: Ooook, it says (pause)
    Brain: Yes?
    Pinky: Well that's what it says. It says (pause)
    Brain: It says what, Pinky?
    Pinky: Now I just told you what it says Brain, don't make me repeat myself!
    Brain: (sighs, walks over to computer) What? No... No... (increasingly dismayed, anxious, ears/eyes droop down) This can't be... (Checks wires behind computer frantically)
    Pinky: What's the matter, Brain? Is the TV thing gone cuckoo? I blame Rosie...
    Brain: Quiet, you nitwit! I think Vista's frozen up. We've lost the encryption keys!
    Pinky: Frozen Vista? Ooooooooooh what flavour is it Brain? Grape-a-melon? I loooove Grape-a-melon...
    Brain: (sarcastically) Yes, Pinky, it's Grape-a-melon. (shakes head) Look, you know who's to blame for this, don't you?
    Pinky: Ummmm.... The Flying Sausage People from the tea cup in outerspace?
    Brain: (sigh) No, Pinky. (dramatically zooms in on his face) BILL GATES! He must've figured out we were trying to take over the world, and he wants it for himself!
    Pinky: Gee, Brain, how'd you think he figured that out?
    Brain: I don't know. Maybe he has a television and watches the fine Warner Brothers cartoon productions. (Pinky & Brain grin at camera)


    (Commercial Break)


    (Scene: Pinky and Brain riding the bus)
    Pinky: Narf! Brain, where are we going again? Candycane Island?
    Brain: (sigh) We're going to Redmond to find Bill Gates to steal his plan to take over the world!
    Fat tourist passenger in front of them: That's funny! The wife and I are going to see their fabulous dog park!
    Brain: I see. Would you excuse me a moment? (takes a magazine and makes a makeshift "wall" blocking the tourist's face from looking at him)
    Pinky: (looking out window) Ooooooh, that's a big building! What's that?
    Brain: (not looking) That's Microsoft Campus, and it's more than just a building--
    Pinky: But what's that giant towering doodilly with the spinning whatchamacallit on top?
    Brain: (looks out window) I told you, Pinky, it's-- Good Lord! Microsoft has built a mind control tower!


    (Commerical Break)


    (Scene: Bill Gates in Microsoft Mind Control Tower)

    Gates: (Nerdish evil laugh) They said I was crazy! All those people that called me a nerd! (adjusts glasses, pocket protector) Well now we'll see who the nerd is!
    Ballmer: (foaming at the mouth, shirt sweat-stained, resembling a dog more than a man) YEAH! GET 'EM BILL! GET 'EM! MAKE 'EM PAY! RRRRRRRRRRR!!! (throws chair)
    (Gates looks over the control panel. There is a knob to hike the world's pants u

    1. Re:That's not the formula! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy smoke Batman! Somebody's been watching cartoons!

    2. Re:That's not the formula! by Hucko · · Score: 1

      superbly done!

      --
      Semi-automatic amateur armchair Australian philosopher; conjecture ready at any moment...
    3. Re:That's not the formula! by dreamlax · · Score: 2, Funny

      You either ((watch too much Pinky and the Brain) || (Bill's best friend since he was so excellently portrayed)) || ((All of the above) && (have too much time on your hands)).

    4. Re:That's not the formula! by mortonda · · Score: 1

      Pinky never thinks what Brain thinks. It would be more like:
      Except once, something like:

      Brain: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

      Pinky: I'm thinking I am never thinking what you are thinking...

      Brain was astonished.
    5. Re:That's not the formula! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also one time Pinky is thinking they will dress up as a cow, but neglects to say it because it's too stupid, though it turns out to be exactly what Brain was thinking.

      (I'm the script-writing AC)

    6. Re:That's not the formula! by tokul · · Score: 1

      I think there is one animation where Brain finally dominates the world and looks similar to Gates.

    7. Re:That's not the formula! by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

      brilliant!
      I love it!
      lets write a letter to warner...

      --
      The MAFIAA is a bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes
    8. Re:That's not the formula! by David_W · · Score: 1

      Best. Post. Ever.

    9. Re:That's not the formula! by tapo · · Score: 1

      That is the best /. comment I have ever read in my life.

      --
      "Joy is contagious," he said, peering into the microscope.
    10. Re:That's not the formula! by Dictator+For+Life · · Score: 1
      Actually, in the episode in which Brain makes Pinky smart (smarter, as it turned out, than he was himself), we have this exchange:

      "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

      (Pinky ponders for a moment...)

      "Yes I am!"

      --

      DFL

      Never send a human to do a machine's job.

    11. Re:That's not the formula! by araemo · · Score: 1

      Everyone's forgetting that in Pinky and the Brain canon, Bill Gates is really a hamster named Snowball.

    12. Re:That's not the formula! by QuantumPion · · Score: 1

      (Ballmer charges at the two mice, who simply step aside, letting Ballmer crash a Ballmer-shaped hole through the wall.)
      Gates: (looking at hole in wall) Oh, no. Once he stops there's no stopping him. He'll be running for hours.
      Don't you know who I am? I'm the Ballmernaught, bitch!
    13. Re:That's not the formula! by theirpuppet · · Score: 1

      That is absolutely amazing. You should consider writing for the studio behind Pinky and the Brain. Submit this as part of your portfolio.

    14. Re:That's not the formula! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now this is a post that belongs in the Hall of Fame. Best thing I've read on /. in YEARS.

      And not just because I own some production cells from Pinky & The Brain.

    15. Re:That's not the formula! by nasch · · Score: 1

      Pinky: Narf! Brain, where are we going again? Candycane Island?
      Isn't it "Zort!"?
    16. Re:That's not the formula! by Eddi3 · · Score: 1

      I'm getting so used to TiVo these days... I couldn't take the commercial breaks =[

  48. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That the parent god modded up proves you can't take anything you read on Slashdot seriously.

    Couldn't you say the same thing aout SETI? That the smartest people working there have ties to governmental agencies such as NASA and are secrectly undermining their efforts to conceal the terrifying truth that our alien masters will visit in 2012 to enslave us all? My God, it's full of logic!

    1. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it's not because everyone knows the alien masters have already enslaved us how else do you explain that bush got into power.

  49. Re:Well for one by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

    Government workers are government workers:
    http://www.nsa.gov/CAREERS/faqs_1.cfm

    Look down towards the bottom: "New Employee Benefits"

    The super crypto geniuses are contractors.

    --
    Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth. -JFK
  50. Agree: TrueCrypt useful by KWTm · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One major advantage of TrueCrypt: works on both Linux and Windows. Can't remember if there's a Mac version. Nope, there isn't. Here's the TrueCrypt web site.

    Having researched TrueCrypt and compared the alternatives, I have started using it routinely. It's not so much that I have something to hide, or that what I want kept private requires as strong an encryption as TrueCrypt. It's more than I simply want a convenient way to encrypt something, forget about it, and not have to worry about it later.

    My personal financial data resides in a TrueCrypt volume. To lock up all of those files, I just umount the volume, and that's it.

    I also wanted to make an offsite backup of our more valuable personal data in case of disaster, such as a fire that burns down our home, destroying the backups stored at home. For example, we have some digital photos with some irreplaceable priceless memories. So I decided to burn them onto DVD and have my relatives, who live out of town, hang onto copies. But relatives can be nosy, and interspersed in the photos could be things I don't want other people to see, from badly taken photos that "make me look fat" to photos of bank statements and legal documents for which we wanted to store a non-paper copy.

    So, I created TrueCrypt volumes of the appropriate size to burn to DVD, and then stashed our photos inside. We've got about 4 years' worth of photos (JPEGs) on two (different) DVDs with our relatives in two locations.

    I don't want to encrypt something with cheap encryption, and then worry 4 years down the road when someone discovers a flaw in the scheme. You might ask, "What? Are your non-geek relatives going to go about cracking your encryption?" You never know. What if I become someone --let's not say famous, but prominent? Say some sort of social activist fighting for software freedom? Who knows what could happen to my offsite backup DVDs in 4 years --suppose some hired maid accidentally dumps them in the trash, and are noticed by the neighbourhood trash-diving geek? What if some big company or other enemy happens to get their hands on copies and try to use some embarrassing photos to pressure me? I want to be able to rip off my tinfoil hat and laugh, "Don't be ridiculous! That would never happen!"

    TrueCrypt gives me that peace of mind. Among its other features is multiple scheme encryption. Are you worried that AES might get cracked next year? Encrypt with AES, and then encrypt the result with Blowfish.[1] Or Twofish first, then CAST5. TrueCrypt offers multiple options, and it does not store the result anywhere. How does it know that you used AES-then-Blowfish encryption? Because it tries all of the schemes one by one. It tries AES alone with the password you gave. Doesn't work. Tries Blowfish alone. Tries about half a dozen other single-encryption schemes. Then it tries the multiple combinations: Blowfish-Serpent, then AES-Blowfish, etc., going down the list until something works. If nothing works, then it concludes that you entered the wrong password.

    It's not a perfect solution, and one drawback with TrueCrypt is that I can't use it on my work computer where I don't have administrator rights. But otherwise it has all the advantages I'm looking for: secure, cross-platform, on-the-fly, open source freedom ... and most of all, it's usable: it exists and is easy to use. Because, much as crypto-security fascinates me, I don't want to tinker all the time.

    Just like a screwdriver: when I want to use it, I don't want to have to Google for user manuals. I just want to do what I need with it, and not have to think about it.

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    [1]: Incidentally, the advantage of AES-with-Blowfish is *not* that you can't crack Blowfish even after the AES on your TrueCrypt file is cracked. Once your AES crypto is cracked, the password is known and the same password will be used for the Blowfish decryption. (Remember, TrueCrypt is open source --once the

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    1. Re:Agree: TrueCrypt useful by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      How does it know that you used AES-then-Blowfish encryption? Because it tries all of the schemes one by one. It tries AES alone with the password you gave. Doesn't work. Tries Blowfish alone. Tries about half a dozen other single-encryption schemes. Then it tries the multiple combinations: Blowfish-Serpent, then AES-Blowfish, etc., going down the list until something works. If nothing works, then it concludes that you entered the wrong password.

      It's not a perfect solution...

      No kidding -- that algorithm you described runs in factorial [ O(n!) ] time! I guess TrueCrypt must not support all that many different encryption algorithms, then...

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    2. Re:Agree: TrueCrypt useful by bogd · · Score: 1
      from badly taken photos that "make me look fat" to photos of bank statements and legal documents for which we wanted to store a non-paper copy.

      Why do I get the feeling that's not the kind of pictures you are actually worried about?

      get their hands on copies and try to use some embarrassing photos to pressure me

      Ah, that's why! I've never seen somebody pressured by photos that make that person look fat - at least not if he's actually wearing clothes in the photo. >:)

  51. Not really by duffbeer703 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The point is -- if BitLocker is percieved to be vulnerable, it's essentially worthless. For many companies, the prospect of getting the ability to encrypt desktops without additional software can save a ton of money by allowing the firms to lease PCs.

    If you have PCs with personal data on them, you must destroy or forensically wipe the hard disks before turning them back in to the leasing company -- which is expensive because it requires manual intervention or reduces the value of the asset.

    If you can count on BitLocker to be secure, you don't need to care about what's on the PC.

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    1. Re: Not really by rdebath · · Score: 1

      It's ok if you encrypt EVERYTHING and with the right software/hardware it's fast and easy.

      If you use hardware encryption (eg those seagate drives) there is no measurable performance hit but you don't need even that with software like this:

      http://www.ce-infosys.com/english/products/free_co mpusec.html

      The only things unencrypted are the partition table and the pre-boot authentication and I haven't noticed any performance hit, disks are sloooow anyway.

      Also it's actually MORE convenient that an uncrypted disk, I enter my user and password about three seconds after turning the machine on and go find some coffee; the machine is ready to use when I come back. Without the Single Sign On that comes with the encryption I enter my password about half way through the boot process.

      After that you only have to worry about USB drives, CDRs and backups.

  52. Re:Well for one by DimGeo · · Score: 1

    Good point. I was improvising. Another weakness would be that the encrypted key can be overwritten with random data by a knowledgeable user, etc...

  53. First hand experience by Matey-O · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Having just completed a Forensics bootcamp, I was frankly amazed at what the current state of the art practices are in password cracking. Even the smallest commonly used keys would take a Computer for Every Person On the Planet 300,000 years to brute force crack.

    Face it, you ain't gonna get there with more horsepower.

    But, the guy's a Bronco fan? Index broncos.com and add it to the dictionary. Enter his wife, daughter, marriage date, favorite car, and pets. The dictionary generation software has taken great strides in Making lists of MuffySpot1996 type entries.

    Not enough to crack your password? Hmm. Better hope you didn't use it with another program that happened to write it's ram to swap. The forensics tools index EVERY number and word on the drives you enter into evidence. Evidence can be data from your iPod, cellphone, and PDA. It can be from the exchange server and it can be from hotmail.com

    Is he Russian? Add the russian dictionary to the search.

    So, here's what we have: a Custom dictionary, Russian and English dictionaries, an index of every unique character string captured on all removable and non-removable storage.

    That's a lotta chinks in the armor. And Crooks usually aren't that smart.

    It was a very enlightening class. During the lab it _easily_ guessed my tier two and three passwords...it didn't get my tier one Passwords, but I didn't enter all my evidence for submission either.

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    1. Re:First hand experience by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For high-end passwords I've been steering people toward five- or six-word Diceware passphrases. If physical dice are completely random, then that's 64.5 or 77.3 bits of entropy. An attacker could read them out of swap space, plant a keylogger, or analyze the timing of your keyclicks, but they're outside the reach of clever guessing or feasible brute force.

    2. Re:First hand experience by Mike1024 · · Score: 1

      Having just completed a Forensics bootcamp, I was frankly amazed at what the current state of the art practices are in password cracking.

      Bruce Schneier had an interesting bit about this a few weeks ago...

      Michael

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    3. Re:First hand experience by r3m0t · · Score: 1

      I have to admit, I use random.org for my (rare) Diceware passwords.

    4. Re:First hand experience by Kjella · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Most people pick a crappy passphrase, when in reality it's not that hard choosing a good passphrase. Start off with a passphrase, plain english and something you'll remember by heart:

      "oneringtoholdthemallandindarknessbindthem"

      Throw in the following three things:
      1) Capital letter
      2) Number
      3) Special char

      "onerinGgtoholdthemallandindark666nessbin!dthem"

      Now remember the "special words": rinGg, dark666ness, bin!d, you'll find those much easier to remember in context.

      The length kills any brute force attack, with the added "typos" the number of permutations is huge, killing any dictionary attack. In fact, this one is probably way overkill already.

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    5. Re:First hand experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess time to user Chinese characters as password... 20,000 character set. Have fun adding that to the dictionary set.

    6. Re:First hand experience by Matey-O · · Score: 1

      Assuming, of course, that you don't use the password in something easily crackable...like Office documents or zipfiles. You gonna type 45 characters for each and every login you do in a day?

      How bout Password Safe? Remember one password and it does the rest! Well, only if it's version 3 or newer. Versions 1 and 2 are 'trivially' crackable. Crack that first password and EVERYTHING else is available.

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    7. Re:First hand experience by Matey-O · · Score: 1

      The machine was testing 500,000 attempts a _second_. If it's a manglable dictionary word or set of words, it'd find it given enough time.

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    8. Re:First hand experience by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Well, Matey-O, are there any breaks in an AES crypto-loopback of all of /home ?

      If I was being careful, I'd also crypt /etc also. Good luck getting global configs and our home directories. The only problem is that I have to be here to mount /home and /etc.

      I betcha it could be done in that a login triggers a user-mount of the cryptoloopback and unmount when the user is gone for 3+ minutes.

      How would you break someone who is intelligent how computers run?

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    9. Re:First hand experience by Big+Nothing · · Score: 1

      I use this very method to generate passwords (or pass-phrazes) each three months when I have to change password here at work. I use an item that is on my desk at the time to inspire me and to help me remember the new password for the first few days. If the name of the item on my desk is too short, I add a suffix to add lenght.

      Example: On my desk I have a set of Mission speakers. My new password will be based on the word "Mission" in some form, for example: "M1Ssi0n". This being a bit short, I add the suffix "rocks" (since my Mission speakers rock): "M1Ssi0nR0xxorZ".

      There you have it: a strong (well, strong enough for anything but an NSA shakedown) password that is resistant to dictionary attacks. As a bonus I have a visual reminder on my desk; one that only I know about.

      This was an example; in Real Life ® I use something written on a piece of paper, a pen or a brochure that I can easily despose of once I'm confident that I remember the password.

      I only wish more people would use this (or a similar) method. I know for a fact that many of my collegues use their cat's name with a counter number to be able to conform to the IT department's requirements and still remember their password: "fluffy8". Good thing about this is that I have some extra accounts to use if I ever wanna do some corporate hacking...

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    10. Re:First hand experience by scire9 · · Score: 1

      Why are you trying to pass off replacing 'i' with '1', etc. as cryptographically strong? Your idea is stupid because any decent dictionary attack uses a wordlist, not an actual dictionary. Word lists obviously include substitutions such as 'o' and '0'. Even if it wasn't recognized as one word, all that needs to be done is try a concatenation of each word in the list with each word in the list itself again. Which takes hours on a modern desktop computer. That's is pretty weak.

    11. Re:First hand experience by Matey-O · · Score: 1

      Some portion of the system has to be dercypted in order to boot. From that point, it's a matter of stepping through the hoops of each encryption barrier to get what you need.

      OR they just raid your trash for the evidence.

      OR they put a key sniffer on the system

      OR they correlate your network traffic to behavior patterns.

      OR you don't get caught. That is, in fact, a reasonable possibility.

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    12. Re:First hand experience by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      ---Some portion of the system has to be decrypted in order to boot. From that point, it's a matter of stepping through the hoops of each encryption barrier to get what you need.

      Too true. I can get to it, so its theoretically able for you to get to it. My goal is to make sure you cant get to it within the statute of limitations.

      ---OR they just raid your trash for the evidence.

      Nice that they want rotten eggs, toiletries, coffee grounds and the like. I have a burn barrel that gets all sensitive stuff. My mom has one too, for the very same reason.

      ---OR they put a key sniffer on the system

      My computer doesnt have PS/2 ports. It uses USB, and syslog logs every USB insert and remove. I remove my MP3 and USB hard storage a lot, but I never remove my keyboard. My tripwire would catch that kind of activity.

      ---OR they correlate your network traffic to behavior patterns.

      True. However, Most of my "secure work" could be done via a ip6 encrypted tunnel. Unless you could MitM me (not likely), you wont break that one. All you could see is data from my machine to another.. IP headers with no useful data is rather... useless. If its out of the states, good luck with those warranted searches. Then again.. Think TOR.

      ---OR you don't get caught. That is, in fact, a reasonable possibility.

      Knowing what I know about the Police, not many know about data integrity or how to analyze a non-windows machine. Most of them have windows at home, and are trained on how to deal with a Windows-based attacker. Yes, they could hire a Unix-admin type for hundreds+$$ per hour and have them figure it out, but unless it's a serious matter, you'll just get off. And if they do attack the file system/computer, you can still get them by claiming that there's no certified tools for data integrity for this specific distribution working on this particular branch of linux and its filesystem.

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    13. Re:First hand experience by Matey-O · · Score: 1

      [quote]
      Knowing what I know about the Police, not many know about data integrity or how to analyze a non-windows machine. Most of them have windows at home, and are trained on how to deal with a Windows-based attacker. Yes, they could hire a Unix-admin type for hundreds+$$ per hour and have them figure it out, but unless it's a serious matter, you'll just get off. And if they do attack the file system/computer, you can still get them by claiming that there's no certified tools for data integrity for this specific distribution working on this particular branch of linux and its filesystem.
      [/quote]

      Having toured the Rocky Mountain Computer Forensics Lab, (http://www.rmrcfl.org/) that's a bet I'd not throw a lot of money at. They have experts in unix, RAID, Cellphones/PDA's, as well as the more garden variety stuff. They have an annual budget if a million dollars _for_storage_alone_. The average employee is expected to spend a great deal of their time keeping up to speed on the latest and greatest.

      It's still early enough in the forensics game that it's an arms race. And there ARE noticable situations where the folks that say they couldn't be caught...have been.

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    14. Re:First hand experience by Miksa · · Score: 0

      I've always considered it pretty hard to come up with a good passwords, so I've outsourced it to pwgen. uSaV1vei should be pretty good against dictionary attacks and it isn't that much harder to remember as long as you don't have very many of these kind of passwords. I use something like this only on important places, like at work. If you get access to my playlist you could probably guess my Slashdot password in three tries.

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  54. Re:Well for one by clark0r · · Score: 1

    sorry if i sound stupid, but wouldn't somebody notice this kind of thing? i don't have a clue, pleasde don't flame me :(

  55. Re:Well for one by DimGeo · · Score: 1

    Well, after RTFA-ing, I found that that's simply not the case. They are saying basically, that they hope the machine can be seized while turned on, or the key can be obtained by something called Bit Locker Recovery Key (I suppose it's something the manager has) in a corp environment.

  56. No Mac version... yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The TrueCrypt roadmap page indicates that a Mac OS X version is planned for a future version, along with Vista 32 and 64-bit support. I too am very happy with TrueCrypt. I don't have a Mac at the moment, but I my next computer will probably be one. Here's hoping the Mac port comes soon!

  57. Re:Well for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps you are referring to this?

  58. There are even worse abuses... by Xenographic · · Score: 1

    > There is a way to implement secure backdoors. Like encrypt the encryption key with the public key of NSA and store it on the drive itself. There you go, now only NSA can read your drive.

    Backdoor nothing, I've long wondered how long until we see a virus that does this, holding the user's data hostage (unless they wire $x to some random account or whatever).

    Alternatively, you could use it to extort some company into revealing their key. Say you grabbed a Microsoft public key of interest (one to which the private key would be really useful), then performed the same extortion attack I just described, but blamed Microsoft for it (e.g. "we think you're a pirate, so we locked up all your data!" or whatever). If widespread enough, it would create public pressure for them to reveal their key, or else to offer to decrypt people's data for them. If they reveal the key, it's straightforward. If they simply decrypt things for you, you can use *that* to mount yet another attack on their key by giving them something that wasn't truly "encrypted", but which is a carefully chosen "ciphertext" that will reveal information about their private key when "decrypted" ...

    Evil, no?

    1. Re:There are even worse abuses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      considering A) that MS have there key in a seperate security building, not just floating on there network, and B) any data worth anything is backed up properly, if it aint then most likely it does not have a lot of value. Neither attack is likely to be very profitable or successfull. if you gain enough access to a system to encrypt the data then you already have control and it is far more valuable to take the data for yourself, then you really have something to bargain with.

    2. Re:There are even worse abuses... by Fulg · · Score: 1

      Backdoor nothing, I've long wondered how long until we see a virus that does this, holding the user's data hostage (unless they wire $x to some random account or whatever).
      Something similar already happened, though it wasn't as bad. Back in the time of PC boot sector viruses (revealing my age here...) there was one of them that would start remapping sectors in the FAT. Of course the virus itself kept the remapping table, and patched accordingly at runtime, so you didn't notice anything funny. Once you detected and removed the virus (along with the remapping table!), your data was gone :)

      I don't remember the name of the virus (I'm too lazy to google it right now), but a friend of mine got infected. Good times, good times... (not!)
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    3. Re:There are even worse abuses... by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      Huh? Their public key is public (it pretty much has to be). You wouldn't need their private key to mount such an attack.

      Also, you wouldn't necessarily have to target Microsoft's servers, you could simply target everyone at random, so long as Microsoft was left to take the blame for it. The public pressure *might* coerce them into revealing the private key so that people could get their data back--after all, they often trade off security for convenience, but who knows?

      And although I use Microsoft in the example, such an attack could be leveled at pretty much any corporation.

  59. Bitlocker chaining mode by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    Bitlocker uses AES-CBC with some tweakage to deter the usual attacks against full-disk encryption with CBC. The Microsoft paper about encryption options for full-disk encryption is really not bad.

    All beside the point, because that's not what the Register article was about, nor was it what the forensics types were talking about. The big point here is *crypto does not solve problems*. Crypto moves problems around. It turns the problem of protecting data into the problem of protecting keys. You hope it's an easier problem, but if you don't protect keys (keep the nerdstick on a chain around your neck, don't have a recovery key, etc.) then it's the same as not protecting your data. Same issue as with PGP: the easy way into PGP-encrypted files is to brute-force the idiotic passphrase that's almost certainly being used to conceal the private key.

    1. Re:Bitlocker chaining mode by jd · · Score: 1
      You are correct that encryption does not solve anything, and that it just changes where the problem is. The problem-spaces are not necessarily of equal complexity, and if the encryption method (including passkey generation) is any good, the complexity of the decrypt is significant. The problem, as you correctly note, is that many people choose stupid passkeys.

      The problem I was drawing attention to is that if you can examine the disk and obtain significant information about the data on the system, then you can determine if an attempt to break the security is successful, because you expose the same information you already have. It may also, in some circumstances, eliminate the need to decrypt the disk at all. (If what you want are images, say, then the images will be visible even with the disk in fully encrypted form.) If decryption is actually needed, it may also weaken the strength of the passkey, as you may be able to obtain significant information in both encrypted and decrypted forms, or encrypted using a derivable successor encryption key. The latter is a big part of how Enigma was broken.

      This is not the forensics that was being discussed, that is true. This is, however, a major problem that ALL block encryption methods with weak chaining with bulk data will suffer from.

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  60. Re:Well for one by swillden · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And no one will ever, ever, ever steal that key.

    If you're willing to throw a little money at it, that's fairly easy to ensure, actually.

    First, you use a hardware security module to generate the key pair, configured to refuse to ever give up the private key. Ever. With a good HSM, even if the attacker has complete control of the device odds are slim that he can extract the key.

    Second, you put this hardware security module in a secure facility, with appropriate processes in place to ensure that the HSM never leaves the building, under any circumstances, regardless of who wants it to, and that only authorized people with appropriate need have access to the HSM to use it to decrypt disks.

    And technology will never progress to the point where that key becomes crackable.

    Barring (1) a significant mathematical breakthough and (2) a huge improvement in the practicality of large quantum computers, that won't happen. It's easy enough to use a sufficiently large key that Moore's law would have to continue unabated for millions of years to make a brute force search feasible.

    And the guarding of the "secure" back door will always be much much better than I could possibly guard the "front door," so it's no problem for my security.

    Assuming it's not the NSA that wants your data. OTOH, if the NSA wants your data badly enough, they're almost certainly going to get it. Unless you're dead.

    The biggest problem with this sort of backdoor, IMO, is that it's too easy for the user to defeat. All the user has to do is to overwrite the copy of the disk encryption key that is encrypted with the NSA key with some random data. The system could be designed to make that difficult, of course, but it will never be impossible, not on a general-purpose computer.

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  61. Microsoft software "easy to use"? Ha. Hahahahaha by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In some ways, the issue boils down to who is more knowledgeable about the use of encryption or other security technologies: investigators or the targets of investigation,

    In other words, Microsoft really hasn't learned much about security over the last 10 years. They still design security systems that are prone to operating in insecurely. This looks like the "Do you want to run this ActiveX control?" dialog all over again.

  62. Response instead of mod down by aepervius · · Score: 1

    "That's a lotta chinks in the armor. And Crooks usually aren't that smart." Wrong. Caught crook aren't smart. Smart crook won't be caught because they will ask a specialist (for big money) to help them cover their vulnerabilities. And since the knowledge about forensic does not seem to be a secret you get shot by a firing squad if you reveal it, I am sure a lot of people knows about what you described. Alternatively wait 20 years when the current gen which is immersed in computer, vulnerabilities and stories of crook getting caught by such stuff , and the average crook will be aaware of the problem. Do not underestimate crook, they are as dumb or as intelligent as your average persons. And those not caught and certainly more than the average.

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  63. Fascinating reasons! by jhdevos · · Score: 1

    In essence, the argument is that since the encryption functionality in windows Vista is much too difficult to use properly, hardly any crooks will be able to. Wow, that makes me feel very safe :-)

    Jan

  64. Re:Well for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, if you're American, you don't have to worry as the NSA is not chartered for domestic intelligence.

  65. Criminal mastermind? by Dirtside · · Score: 3, Funny

    One would hope an international criminal mastermind could do better than the encryption built into Vista.
    Oh yeah? Who do you think wrote Vista, eh?
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  66. reminds me of something by rkoot · · Score: 1

    wasn't there some back door in the early win95 days of which supposedly the NSA held the keys?
    I wouldn't be surprised if such a back door exists in bitlocker.

  67. Re:Well for one by swillden · · Score: 2

    Of course, if you're American, you don't have to worry as the NSA is not chartered for domestic intelligence.

    Which doesn't, in practice, prevent them from doing surveillance of Americans.

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  68. Smart crooks don't buy Vista by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Smart crooks sell Vista

  69. Maybe... by mister_slim · · Score: 1
    the porn is encrypted to look like an encryption program?

    Break the code. There's boobies in there somewhere.

  70. Cool, more torture by Dion · · Score: 1

    This way the terrorists/law enforcement agents who captured you and forced you to give up your first volume key will not stop at that, they will simply keep torturing you until they get the key they need or you die.

    Plausible deniability doesn't work if the opponent knows that you are trying to use it.

    It's even worse when you factor in various clues on your machine that show that the hidden disk contains data that you have used.

    The clues could be as simple as an OOo history that shows that you have edited /mnt/secret/suparsecret/plan-to-take-over-the-worl d.odt or a .bash_history that shows that you've done a 'cd /mnt/secret/suparsecret'

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    1. Re:Cool, more torture by AusIV · · Score: 1

      If you're using encryption to hide things you could be tortured to death for, I'd hope you'd be cautious enough to delete your history files. You're correct that plausible deniability doesn't work if the opponent knows you're trying to use it, but it assumes you're bright enough to cover your tracks. Just because it has risks associated with it doesn't make it worthless or bad.

  71. CBC mode and the likes by gr8dude · · Score: 1

    Yes, but it uses CBC mode, which means that block N+1 is obtained by XOR'ing some intermediate data with block N, thus a change in the Nth block will propagate to N+1, N+2, etc. Now TrueCrypt uses a different mode, which is more secure, but the principle is the same.

    Anyway, regardless of that, the problem is still handled, and a bit-flip will only affect the current sector of the storage device, but not all the ones that follow it. I don't know the low-level details though.

  72. Lack of hardware by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    What kind of measures does one need to take to make sure no one but yourself has access to your data? Is Bitlocker just good enough (keeping out your siblings) or does it miss the whole purpose of the encryption entirely?"
    It doesn't miss the point, and all the article says is that because of lack of hardware designed for Bitlocker, it may not become well used anytime soon. But AFAIK, there's nothing to suggest Bitlocker is not doing something it is intended to do. If you have the hardware necessary, I believe Bitlocker will work just fine.

    If you don't, I guess TrueCrypt could be a better choice here as it doesn't rely on hardware, but is software based.
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  73. Re:Well for one by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    It's a logical conclusion

    A "conclusion" without any factual basis?

    Thus, those who know the most deeply buried exploits for Windows Vista (especially the exploits which may even be specific to particular hardware) are in the social circles which are closest to organizations such as the NSA.

    Why would a developer "know exploits" without trying to patch them? Just because of being evil, while risking a huge scandal for Microsoft? You see, it's here your "logical conclusion" fails.

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  74. Re:Well for one by jimicus · · Score: 1

    Then don't store the NSA key on accessible parts of the disk itself. Store it in a servo track, or on a chip on the disk controller.

  75. Re:Well for one by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    If I did then I would be required, by law and my duty to my country, to kill you.

    I assume you don't live in the USA? Which country have such laws?

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  76. "A quote from a movie or a line of a song" by cyclomedia · · Score: 1

    Though i'm a little dubious about any chain letter i'm glad this advice is in there, if you are given the ability to use a long password then IMO song lyrics are easy to remember but hard to guess. especially that one eternally chisseled into your brain from the record your grandma used to play when you were 6

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  77. Encryption's Other Purpose by andrewbaldwin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is true encryption is used to protect confidentiality and also [possibly] true this implementation is deficient.

    However...

    One reason for its use - even in a weak state - is to remove plausible denials.

    If I always weakly encrypt an item [and always protect it properly.....] and then at some later stage you show you have access to it that implies that you deliberately accessed it. You had to make a positive action to get to it. You cannot claim that you "accidentally" stumbled on it or that it was published.

    Passwording some activities (even with weak passwords) serves a similar purpose.

    In both cases the protection is not against determined attackers, rather against accidental leaks.

  78. No backdoors by spagetti_code · · Score: 1
    Suggestions that BitLocker contains a backdoor allowing law enforcement agencies automatic access to encrypted volumes have been robustly denied by Microsoft.



    Thats the only thing MS *could* say. Imagine them responding with the likely more truthful:
    "um... yes. We and the cops can peruse your files anytime we want.
    But we promise not to. Honest."

    1. Re:No backdoors by Happy+Tinfoil+Cat · · Score: 1

      All I have to say about that is "NSA_KEY"

  79. Caesar Cipher by xixax · · Score: 1

    Apparently they've started using Caesar Cipher, maybe they thought the feds had broken ROT-13?

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  80. Re:Well for one by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 3, Funny

    And all the pieces fall into place...
    Ever wondered what cretin was responsible for making you hold the power button in for about 10 seconds before the computer will turn off and why they did it? Now we know - the time betwen your door being knocked down and you knocking the computer off has a confortable 10 seconds (excluding reaction time) for you to be stopped built in...
    Unless you hit reboot and then power - then it'll go down immediately. The fascists are foiled again!

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  81. expect not hope I hope by fuliginous · · Score: 1
    Hoping criminal masterminds know how to use top encryption sounds like support for them. Expect someone smart enough to be a criminal mastermind is a lot better.

    Or was it a deliberate endorsement of the world of extreme crime?

  82. Re:Well for one by flamearrows · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have no idea where the poster lives, but you seem to live in a country without a sense of humour.

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  83. Re:Well for one by swillden · · Score: 1

    Then don't store the NSA key on accessible parts of the disk itself. Store it in a servo track, or on a chip on the disk controller.

    Doesn't matter. If the OS generates the value and sends it to the disk, a hacked version of the OS can send different data instead, regardless of where it's stored.

    That could, of course, be fixed by moving all of the encryption to the drive itself (or perhaps to the drive controller), but that's a completely different architecture than what we're talking about here.

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  84. a good analogy by v1 · · Score: 1

    I was trying to think of a good analogy to bitlocker and I came up with this.

    Imagine you had a locksmith out to your house to instal what seems to ben described as the "perfect lock", that no thief can pick or break through. A week after the new locks are in, you read an article in the paper of what your local locksmith has been doing. He has made two copies of the keys. He gave one to your local police department and kept the other for himself.

    Who would stand for this? I don't care WHAT his motivations were. I paid for privacy and I did not get it.

    I feel a lot safer from abuse of privacy laws when there is a lock on my door. At least that way if someone decides to snoop without a warrant I have a chance of finding out about it.

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  85. Windows passwords are the weakness by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    The encryption might be AES etc, but the problem is Windows passwords. You can download a livecd (ophcrack) which will crack them in under 10 minutes. Once you know the Windows password, you can log on as the person you are investigating, and access all their stuff.

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    1. Re:Windows passwords are the weakness by DarkJC · · Score: 1

      This is still an issue with Vista correct? They haven't changed anything about how they store their passwords?

    2. Re:Windows passwords are the weakness by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      They have improved things but the problem is you still have NTLM2 passwords floating about, which are easy to crack with rainbow tables.

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  86. dm-crypt and cryptsetup-luks .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I don't notice the overhead for encrypting the whole user partition and thanks to pam_mount I don't even have to type in a second password.

    I'm almost depressed that my pc never gets confiscated ...

  87. Who's side are you on? by WgT2 · · Score: 1

    One would hope an international criminal mastermind... (emphasis mine)

    By the poster's choice of works, One would think they were rooting for the bad guys.

  88. How to make bitlocker more secure by rlp · · Score: 3, Funny

    Simply edit the bitlocker.conf file and make the following change:

    Change the field:

    ENCRYPT_KEY: ROT13

    to

    ENCRYPT_KEY: ROT12

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  89. Re:Well for one by Kjella · · Score: 1

    Unless you hit reboot and then power - then it'll go down immediately. The fascists are foiled again!

    If you're not doing full disk encryption, you're probably better off letting it finish rather than leave temp and swap files all over the place. If you are, you're pretty much done at the "reboot" step.

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  90. Re:Well for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so anything said against Vista will be modded "Insightful" without the barest show of proof? news for nerds, indeed.

    The grandparent comment was indeed moderated "Insightful" ... for a few minutes. If you had given the mods a little while, you would notice it is now -1 Troll where it belongs.

  91. Re:Well for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, I was kind of hoping the GP was being sarcastic.

  92. Re:Well for one by Niten · · Score: 1

    That could, of course, be fixed by moving all of the encryption to the drive itself (or perhaps to the drive controller), but that's a completely different architecture than what we're talking about here.

    Where possible, Vista's BitLocker uses a Trusted Platform Module to encrypt and decrypt data to and from the disk. The article was light on details (needless to say; it's The Register), but if this hypothetical cryptographic back door were implemented in the TPM rather than in the OS, there wouldn't be much the end user could do to get around it.

  93. NSAKEY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
  94. Re:Well for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is just one of the reasons to avoid TPM and use a system you actually own rather than one you serve...

  95. Isn't it Ironic.... dont ya think? by VeNoM0619 · · Score: 1

    *starts singing* You have 10 million keys... and all you need is a knife... Just a little bit ironic....

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  96. One way Vista encryption *will* affect enforcement by monstermagnet · · Score: 1

    IAAL; US-centric analysis follows.

    http://pacer.ca4.uscourts.gov/opinion.pdf/064399.P .pdf

    In this recent case from the 4th circuit, a spouse consented to having a shared computer seized. The husband had a passwd-protected account on his computer. The forensics guy bypassed that, accessed the files directly on a ghosted drive, and found child pr0n.

    His defense? Reasonable expectation of privacy, no warrant, no consent = 4th amendment violation. The government claimed that "apparent authority" existed through the wife, and the 4th circuit allowed the pr0n as evidence.

    But. Even with a modest amount of encryption, it becomes a *lot* harder for the gov't to make an "apparent authority" argument with a straight face. If it's transparent for the user to implement, relying on the consent of someone other than the accused will become a lot harder. This has real-world implications.

    This says nothing about forensic password breaking or brute force attacks. But to analogize to your front door, a locksmith or battering ram is a far cry from a consent-based search. Expect defense lawyers to make the same argument with respect to files protected with Bitlocker.

  97. Re: Composing encryption methods by mutterc · · Score: 1

    IANACryptographer, but ISTR that encrypting something twice can be less secure than either of the two methods. Of course an attacker might have to know you did that. At any rate, you might not want to use multiple encryption without the advice of a professional cryptographer.

  98. Rubber hose decryption... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is what you're looking for. You pelt the guy who knows the password with a rubber hose until he hands it over.
    That's really hard to defeat, but a panic button to wipe the keyfile (and thus destroy the data) might work.

  99. It helps that most criminals are stupid. by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1
    I have had a chance to talk with some policemen about car theft and how they catch the people stealing cars. The basic answer was that most people who steal cars are stupid and make stupid mistakes that allow them to get caught. I have some examples but they all boild down to the theft not thinking.

    the linked article says about the same for cryptography. Basically the bad guys don't understand the technology well enough or they are not careful enough. Vista's bitlocker does not help the person who is knowable and careful because he is already using unbreakable cryptography.

  100. Re:Well for one by vakuona · · Score: 1

    But what self respecting paranoid tin foil hat geek is going to have anything less than full disc encryption. The shame would be too much to bear.

  101. Re: "America isn't a police state" by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

    I guess you slept through that whole "Patriot Act" thing?

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  102. this is all too much, by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    Security through obscurity works just fine.
    Just hide your pron in an encrypted rar file. Then change the extension to *.dll (obviosly changing the * to something worthwhile)
    Good luck sorting through the .dlls to
    **
    ** "@#$# You're not MY son..."
    ** Mom? What the? How did you find that?

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  103. Understood... by jd · · Score: 1

    However, I would argue that since 99% of people will need to buy a new high-end machine to run Vista, the added expense of those people buying an encryption processor is simply not significant in comparison to the net cost. In consequence, the design constraints should not be to what can be done in software alone, but what can be done within a reasonable added cost per unit. If anything, the hardware manufacturers should love that, because it forces the other 1% to buy new machines as well. It's no skin off their teeth, as people WILL buy the machines as the users are locked into that solution. The users have no effective choice.

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  104. All they *could* say by jgoemat · · Score: 1

    Thats the only thing MS *could* say.
    That may be true for more reasons than Microsoft protecting their image. The "Patriot Act" allows the government to go over records and forces the people involved to remain silent about it. I don't see why it (or some other law) couldn't force Microsoft to implement a backdoor and also require them not to tell the public. The FBI could have already searched your house while you weren't home and gone through your library, bank and credit card records, and you would never know about it unless they brought a case against you and decided to use any evidence they found.
    1. Re:All they *could* say by Tzarius · · Score: 1
      and you would never know about it unless they brought a case against you and decided to use any evidence they found.

      You might never know, period.

  105. Re:Well for one by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

    Windows+r , shutdown -s -f -t 01

    I bet I could get that off while the police are shouting "SEARCH WARRANT". Can't be aborted either since no applications (like shutdown -a) can initialize while windows is shutting down.

    OTOH, my setup isn't very secure. I set up a TrueCrypt AES/BLOWFISH drive (using a file, not a partition) and moved some "sensitive" things on there (frequent flyer #s, finance records, etc. . .) but I leave it mounted.

    For the average user (not the average /.er) there's just no need for anything like this.

  106. Re:Well for one by swillden · · Score: 1

    That could, of course, be fixed by moving all of the encryption to the drive itself (or perhaps to the drive controller), but that's a completely different architecture than what we're talking about here.

    Where possible, Vista's BitLocker uses a Trusted Platform Module to encrypt and decrypt data to and from the disk. The article was light on details (needless to say; it's The Register), but if this hypothetical cryptographic back door were implemented in the TPM rather than in the OS, there wouldn't be much the end user could do to get around it.

    The ability of a TPM to limit what the user can do is highly overrated.

    In this case, the only way the TPM could even try to limit the attack is by binding the user disk decryption keys to an unpatched version of the OS so that hopefully the user can't alter what the system does while it's running, and can't understand any of the disk contents when booted under some other OS -- and therefore can't find the NSA-encrypted key to overwrite it. This in turn requires that the OS to be perfectly secure, with no exploitable defects that allow a running system to be patched. Oh, and it also requires that the system not allow the use of debuggers or other tools to extract the disk encryption key from memory so that the user/attacker can boot the system with another OS and decrypt the disk anyway.

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  107. That's the problem. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    I'm sure it is considered in conjunction with other activities. Like if you're otherwise suspected of dealing drugs, use of encryption is "evidence" that you were up to something. Not that it is any more solid, but at least it isn't saying that encrytion, in and of itself, is illegal.

    I think the reason people are unhappy with the opinion is because it might cause people to not use, or otherwise discourage the adoption of, encryption, for fear that it would "look bad" if they ever got in trouble.

    E.g., an example that might be closer to most people's hearts would be an IRS audit. Suppose you get audited, and honestly haven't done anything wrong, but get stuck trying to clear your name (because this is how the IRS works: you need to demonstrate to them that you're legit). I could easily see situations where people would be afraid that if their computer was seized and GPG was found, that it would be used as evidence that they were "hiding something" regardless of what was actually going on. So instead, they just begin to fear the tools.

    This is a self-fulfilling prophesy: as more people fear encryption tools, less innocent people will keep them around, and they'll become more and more the domain of people with something to hide. Then they gain more of a reputation, furthering the cycle.

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  108. Ransomeware - already happened multiple times by BLKMGK · · Score: 1

    So far the AV companies have been successful in defeating the ones released and getting the key but the attackers are getting better with their crypto and it's just a matter of time before somethnig REALLY nasty comes out that cannot be so easily defeated. For "ransome" they have been insisting on using Egold accounts apparently but these accounts get shutdown pretty quickly.

    Surprised no one else rememebred this and pointed it out. Here's the top hit from Google that even has the password for one of them from an AV company... http://www.scambusters.org/ransomware.html/

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  109. Treat! by june_c21 · · Score: 1

    I think it secure physical access to our computer and isolate data files in a transferable medium. We can use zipper application to compress and lock data files or use open source system to create data files.

  110. Re:Well for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like that bondage video you made, if you are wrath0fb0b@aol.com.