Bowie J. Poag is a pillowbiter. He's a wannabe geek who can't code but thinks that shitting all over himself in The Gimp makes him a part of the "Open Source community." Old-timers will find it especially amusing how he now labels himself "project manager" -- what, Poag, you couldn't take the pressure of applying filters to random noise anymore? What exactly do you "manage" on this particular project? Sheesh, being a "manager" on a wallpaper project is like being thrown off the short bus. The pinnacle of his career was having Propaganda included in the Red Hat default install.
(But Bowie, apparently some people do like your shitty pictures. Hell, just the other day I discovered that someone is charging money for them, as part of a Windows-only graphics collection. Now isn't that special?)
So while we don't blame him for being a bitter, used-up loser, we won't ignore the fact that his annoying, trollish comments deserve to be modded down like goatse.cx links. And don't reply... it only encourages him, and there are plenty of customers waiting for his help at Office Depot.
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And your daddy got you one, right? Of course, it always smelled sort of funny, and you had to rub it to start it up. And daddy said it was dangerous so he had to hold it between his legs while you played with it. And you could only play with it for a few minutes before the "lightsaber juice" came out and you had to wait a half-hour to play with it again. But it sure was fun, right? It was a special thing between you and your daddy and his lightsaber, so don't tell anyone... it'll be our little secret. And so what if you can't date girls because every time you take off your pants you taste lightsaber juice in the back of your throat and start crying? It's much more fun sitting at home... in the dark... watching Star Wars DVDs and masturbating while you weep yourself to sleep... our little secret...
That's an excellent question, Telstar. For the answer, I must gaze into my magic bong... hmmm... it's coming to me, coming to me... aha! The answer is that I did not have a manly beard! I must have assumed that my macho manly masculinity was apparent even with a clean-shaven face. But I will admit my mistake, and learn from it. In 2004, I can't fail! His name may be Bush but he cannot defeat my "bushy" beard, haha ha! Next time, I won't let him win by a "hair!" A beard hair, get it? Aha haha ha! Hahaha haha haha... oh, man...
Daiaakataiaana may have had problems, and John Romero's arrogance may have doomed the company, but I hope that everyone remembers Killcreek's breasts. Whatever you may think about Ion Storm, remember Killcreek's full, lucious, smooth, sweet, succulent, delicious life-giving breasts, and be thankful for them.
First-person shooters come and go, but pr0n is forever.
Point out that GW Bush earned a Harvard MBA, whereas Al Gore dropped out of law school and flunked out of divinity school.
Sure I flunked out. I had to go to 'Nam, after all, and fight for your liberty and freedom. Some people may have taken the easy, less manly road and asked their daddies to call in a few favors and have them enrolled in the National Guard... those people, I suppose, would have time to complete a Harvard MBA (after all, National Guard is just one weekend a month, right?). But America's real heros fought overseas against the fierce Vietnamese.
Luckily, over 50% of Americans agree with me. After Hillary abolishes the Electoral College, America will be free to choose me as their leader. I shall lead the American people toward a glorious socialist future, following in the footsteps of such innovative men as Tony Blair and Chairman Mao. And my beard will grow long with virility, and I shall overthrow the Bush dynasty and sacrifice the virgin Jenna to my ancestors. And, finally, I shall masturbate. Amen.
The problem with Australias is that the Prime Minister is a puppet chosen and controlled by a pædophile men's club called "The Australian Club." The US may be pretty bad, but at least the US puppetmasters have an agenda... the AusClub only exists to increase the wealth of its members, and thus Australian national government has no single drive or focus. It's really quite sad, actually.
Luckily, such behavior is usually self-correcting... just wait fifty years, and you'll start seeing armed revolt. The AusClub knows this. Why do you think they bannde firearms? Because it's hard to revolt with only boomerangs and knives. Although Paul Hogan managed to be fairly revolting, and he had a knife... hmmm, maybe there is hope.
(Unfortunately, poor government cannot be corrected if the governed are mindless, masochistic sheep who see their oppressors as benevolent superheros. Like, uh, China.)
Anyway, if you want freedom, go to Canada. Mexico's a good option, too, if you're financially well-off and have the clout to keep their corrupt authorities at bay.
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I wouldn't mind you living there either. Maybe your dumb ass would be bombed by the Irritating Republican Assholes and stop trolling Slashdot. Ireland is the MidEast of Europe... "Which heathen religion will win?"
Troll Tuesday 2k1 commemorates a specific Troll Tuesday in 2001, one of the biggest troll turnouts to date. While trolls were out in force yesterday, Tuesday the 1st of 2002, the event that The_Messenger mentions happened back in October. The TT2k1 page serves as a memorial to all trolls who were banned and/or bitchslapped in their valiant fight. It also helps to spread awareness of the troll movement and our weekly celebration.
So... it turns out that not only are you an amateur, but you're a newbie who doesn't even know anything about troll current events! For shame, AC, for shame!
Hey, fatass, if you think that the Republicans have "taken over," you need to add a fifth resolution: stop smoking prescription antidepressants through a bong made from your mom's pantyhose packages. You'll feel better about yourself, and probably come to terms with your homosexuality. Increase your self esteem while learning the art of fellatio! With your new outlook on life, you may very well realize your destiny as a Senior Waiting Engineer at TGI Friday's Institute of Technical Burgerology.
The funniest thing about Linux is that it was obsolete from the day of its inception. Linux was light-years behind UNIX in 1991, and the technical gap has only grown since.
Today, Linux has emerged at as an inexpensive, second-rate UNIX-like operating system primarily for the Intel platform. Linux has proven that it can compete with Microsoft in the small/mid-sized server market. But who fucking cares? Microsoft should never have been a contender, and the fact that an entire community of so-called "hackers" haven't managed to completely wrench the small server market away from a company whose focus is ease-of-use for businesses is pretty fucking sad. And honestly, the little marketshare that Linux has was only won as a platform for Apache.
Linux can't touch Microsoft or MacOS on the desktop. On the server, Linux is only competitive with Windows NT and Mac OS X, two relative latecomers to the server market. How lame can you get, guys? Even FreeBSD is more worthy of our support, and it has less fucking commercial software support than OS/2.
Hahaha haha ha! Ahahaha haha ha haha ha! Oh, man... *snicker*... ha... ha... haha ha ha... ha! Ahahaha haha haha ha! Hahahaha hahaha ha ha! Ha! Haha ha! Hahahahahaha ha ha! Ahahaha... ha... oh, you losers...
Hey, but aren't I? I'm one sexy muthafu -- SHUT YO' MOUF! -- I'm jus' talkin' 'bout Gore! -- We can dig it! Man, and now that I've proven my manly masculine male virility by growing a sexy beard, the ladies can't keep their hands offa this mark-ass thug- uh, I mean, Tipper likes the beard. Testify!
Speaking of data alcatraz, did anyone hear Mitnick on Art Bell last week? Man, I wanted to call and ask him how long he was able to keep his anal cherry. I'll bet that, being skinny little virgin whiteboy, he was quite a prized bitch for whatever murderer or child molester ended up deflowering him. I wonder if he screamed? Or maybe he enjoyed it! Man, I sure would like to know if five years of buttfucking taught him that HACKING IS A CRIME. Kevin Mitnick is a fag!
Because Bowie J. Poag is a pillowbiter. He's a wannabe geek who can't code but thinks that shitting all over himself in The Gimp makes him a part of the "Open Source community." Old-timers will find it especially amusing how he now labels himself "project manager" -- what, Poag, you couldn't take the pressure of applying filters to random noise anymore? What exactly do you "manage" on this particular project? Sheesh, being a "manager" on a wallpaper project is like being thrown off the short bus. The pinnacle of his career was having Propaganda included in the Red Hat default install.
(But Bowie, apparently some people do like your shitty pictures. Hell, just the other day I discovered that someone is charging money for them, as part of a Windows-only graphics collection. Now isn't that special?)
So while we don't blame him for being a bitter, used-up loser, we won't ignore the fact that his annoying, trollish comments deserve to be modded down like goatse.cx links. And next time, don't reply... it only encourages him, and there are plenty of customers waiting for his help at Office Depot.
Considering that the media are controlled by my liberal goon friends, I seriously doubt that they're misquoting me, you filthy conservative scum! Why don't you go oppress minorities, or violate a woman's right to choose? LOL... loser!
Exactly! Sweaty hands is the least of these fat hogs' problems. Forget about adding fans to your mice... you should instead be looking at chair mods, reinforcements which will help your poor computer chair continue to support your massive ass. Add an integrated heart monitor, so that you can stop shoveling lard into your gigantic mouths long enough to telephone the paramedics. Design a liquid CPU cooling system using the disgusting fat-sweat that you pigmonsters constantly sludge out of your inch-big pores.
Fuck! I mean, it's pathetic enough that you play these luser games so much that your mouse gets wet and slippery. But having the spare time to design anti-fatsweat mice coolers is just ultra-lame! Have another stick of butter, fatty!
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Hey, buddy, SHIT! SHIT! What are you, some sort of Puritan nutjob? SHIT!
(But Bowie, apparently some people do like your shitty pictures. Hell, just the other day I discovered that someone is charging money for them, as part of a Windows-only graphics collection. Now isn't that special?)
So while we don't blame him for being a bitter, used-up loser, we won't ignore the fact that his annoying, trollish comments deserve to be modded down like goatse.cx links. And don't reply... it only encourages him, and there are plenty of customers waiting for his help at Office Depot.
Dude, that was your mom and you know it.
Well, the helmets, anyway...
And your daddy got you one, right? Of course, it always smelled sort of funny, and you had to rub it to start it up. And daddy said it was dangerous so he had to hold it between his legs while you played with it. And you could only play with it for a few minutes before the "lightsaber juice" came out and you had to wait a half-hour to play with it again. But it sure was fun, right? It was a special thing between you and your daddy and his lightsaber, so don't tell anyone... it'll be our little secret. And so what if you can't date girls because every time you take off your pants you taste lightsaber juice in the back of your throat and start crying? It's much more fun sitting at home... in the dark... watching Star Wars DVDs and masturbating while you weep yourself to sleep... our little secret...
That's an excellent question, Telstar. For the answer, I must gaze into my magic bong... hmmm... it's coming to me, coming to me... aha! The answer is that I did not have a manly beard! I must have assumed that my macho manly masculinity was apparent even with a clean-shaven face. But I will admit my mistake, and learn from it. In 2004, I can't fail! His name may be Bush but he cannot defeat my "bushy" beard, haha ha! Next time, I won't let him win by a "hair!" A beard hair, get it? Aha haha ha! Hahaha haha haha... oh, man...
ACs have been posting this story for a week now. Way to go, Slashdot janitors!
First-person shooters come and go, but pr0n is forever.
I can't read it. Would you mind posting it again?
Luckily, over 50% of Americans agree with me. After Hillary abolishes the Electoral College, America will be free to choose me as their leader. I shall lead the American people toward a glorious socialist future, following in the footsteps of such innovative men as Tony Blair and Chairman Mao. And my beard will grow long with virility, and I shall overthrow the Bush dynasty and sacrifice the virgin Jenna to my ancestors. And, finally, I shall masturbate. Amen.
Luckily, such behavior is usually self-correcting... just wait fifty years, and you'll start seeing armed revolt. The AusClub knows this. Why do you think they bannde firearms? Because it's hard to revolt with only boomerangs and knives. Although Paul Hogan managed to be fairly revolting, and he had a knife... hmmm, maybe there is hope.
(Unfortunately, poor government cannot be corrected if the governed are mindless, masochistic sheep who see their oppressors as benevolent superheros. Like, uh, China.)
Anyway, if you want freedom, go to Canada. Mexico's a good option, too, if you're financially well-off and have the clout to keep their corrupt authorities at bay.
I wouldn't mind you living there either. Maybe your dumb ass would be bombed by the Irritating Republican Assholes and stop trolling Slashdot. Ireland is the MidEast of Europe... "Which heathen religion will win?"
So... it turns out that not only are you an amateur, but you're a newbie who doesn't even know anything about troll current events! For shame, AC, for shame!
Three people? Well, you know what we need now: a manager!
Hey, fatass, if you think that the Republicans have "taken over," you need to add a fifth resolution: stop smoking prescription antidepressants through a bong made from your mom's pantyhose packages. You'll feel better about yourself, and probably come to terms with your homosexuality. Increase your self esteem while learning the art of fellatio! With your new outlook on life, you may very well realize your destiny as a Senior Waiting Engineer at TGI Friday's Institute of Technical Burgerology.
That is the pole woman!
Today, Linux has emerged at as an inexpensive, second-rate UNIX-like operating system primarily for the Intel platform. Linux has proven that it can compete with Microsoft in the small/mid-sized server market. But who fucking cares? Microsoft should never have been a contender, and the fact that an entire community of so-called "hackers" haven't managed to completely wrench the small server market away from a company whose focus is ease-of-use for businesses is pretty fucking sad. And honestly, the little marketshare that Linux has was only won as a platform for Apache.
Linux can't touch Microsoft or MacOS on the desktop. On the server, Linux is only competitive with Windows NT and Mac OS X, two relative latecomers to the server market. How lame can you get, guys? Even FreeBSD is more worthy of our support, and it has less fucking commercial software support than OS/2.
Hahaha haha ha! Ahahaha haha ha haha ha! Oh, man... *snicker*... ha... ha... haha ha ha... ha! Ahahaha haha haha ha! Hahahaha hahaha ha ha! Ha! Haha ha! Hahahahahaha ha ha! Ahahaha... ha... oh, you losers...
Hey, but aren't I? I'm one sexy muthafu -- SHUT YO' MOUF! -- I'm jus' talkin' 'bout Gore! -- We can dig it! Man, and now that I've proven my manly masculine male virility by growing a sexy beard, the ladies can't keep their hands offa this mark-ass thug- uh, I mean, Tipper likes the beard. Testify!
Speaking of data alcatraz, did anyone hear Mitnick on Art Bell last week? Man, I wanted to call and ask him how long he was able to keep his anal cherry. I'll bet that, being skinny little virgin whiteboy, he was quite a prized bitch for whatever murderer or child molester ended up deflowering him. I wonder if he screamed? Or maybe he enjoyed it! Man, I sure would like to know if five years of buttfucking taught him that HACKING IS A CRIME. Kevin Mitnick is a fag!
(But Bowie, apparently some people do like your shitty pictures. Hell, just the other day I discovered that someone is charging money for them, as part of a Windows-only graphics collection. Now isn't that special?)
So while we don't blame him for being a bitter, used-up loser, we won't ignore the fact that his annoying, trollish comments deserve to be modded down like goatse.cx links. And next time, don't reply... it only encourages him, and there are plenty of customers waiting for his help at Office Depot.
Considering that the media are controlled by my liberal goon friends, I seriously doubt that they're misquoting me, you filthy conservative scum! Why don't you go oppress minorities, or violate a woman's right to choose? LOL... loser!
As opposed to the sexually promiscuous, who invariably choose your mother's name.
RMS is also the most baggy-pantsed h4X0r who ever lived. Whatta maroon!
Yeah, no one pays retail anymore...
Fuck! I mean, it's pathetic enough that you play these luser games so much that your mouse gets wet and slippery. But having the spare time to design anti-fatsweat mice coolers is just ultra-lame! Have another stick of butter, fatty!