User: Fellon

Or it could be...

On: San Francisco Fiber Optic Cable Cutter Strikes Again

When our local fiber run was cut through here, it ended up being ignorant copper thieves.

Uhmmm.

On: Ask Slashdot: Why Is It So Hard To Make An Accurate Progress Bar?

Yes it is "that hard".

Ultimate security?

On: How Do YOU Establish a Secure Computing Environment?

Place computer in a blast furnace. Toast until all metal is in a liquid state. Poke with stick until computer no longer resembles computer. Allow to cool. (preferably with liberal application of cold water) Transport left overs to a old witches graveyard. Bury under the light of a full moon. Giggle about HOSTS files as you walk away.

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On: Windows 8 PCs Still Throttled By Crapware

Fast machine!? Who needs that? We can make more money!