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  1. Lick it! on PDA Wars: HP Strikes Back With New Jornadas · · Score: -1
    Nobody licks like Steve.

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  2. Re:Hey uber... on Dot-commers Back to the Dorm · · Score: -1

    Slashdot is worth the effort.

  3. I want to know something else on Hosting Provider Shut Down By FBI · · Score: -1

    Do you swallow?

  4. My dear friends on Hosting Provider Shut Down By FBI · · Score: -1
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  5. Hello everybody on Dot-commers Back to the Dorm · · Score: -1
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  6. Re:hehe on Pocket PC 2002: Sweaty Palms? · · Score: -1

    BeOS sucks.

  7. Re:Double your pleasure, double your fun on Pocket PC 2002: Sweaty Palms? · · Score: -1

    nice!

  8. No chance on Pocket PC 2002: Sweaty Palms? · · Score: -1

    The internet is fucked up beyond all repair.

  9. Congratulations on Pocket PC 2002: Sweaty Palms? · · Score: -1
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  10. Sweaty Balls? on Pocket PC 2002: Sweaty Palms? · · Score: -1

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  11. Re:Linux on Great Bridge Out; Caldera in Trouble · · Score: -1

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  12. Re:fp on Great Bridge Out; Caldera in Trouble · · Score: -1

    You failed as badly as the Linux business models.

  13. Linux on Great Bridge Out; Caldera in Trouble · · Score: -1

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  14. Re:You still suck on MenuetOS Debuts · · Score: -1

    My ass is using the name "Pr0n K1ng" these days.

  15. Re:You still suck on MenuetOS Debuts · · Score: -1
    Thanks. Now,

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  16. You still suck on MenuetOS Debuts · · Score: -1
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  17. My Dear Friends on MenuetOS Debuts · · Score: -1
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  18. Re:MONKEYS!!!!! on Storytelling in Computer Games · · Score: -1

    Every first post by an anonymous coward is a wasted first post. ACs suck.

  19. Re:MONKEYS!!!!! on Storytelling in Computer Games · · Score: -1

    What a waste of a first post.

  20. Re:MONKEYS!!!!! on Storytelling in Computer Games · · Score: -1

    Monkeys and anonymous cowards, what a combination.

  21. Let me tell you a story on Storytelling in Computer Games · · Score: -1

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  22. I know where the battle is on Spectrum Wars: The Hidden Battle · · Score: -1
    It's hidden in here:


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  23. Re:Longer answer on Is StarOffice Ready To Take On Office? · · Score: -1

    Oh, that one, yeah, was kinda funny.

  24. Re:Longer answer on Is StarOffice Ready To Take On Office? · · Score: -1

    Do you follow some kind of lotion fetish?

  25. Re:Correctness first. on Is StarOffice Ready To Take On Office? · · Score: -1

    I bet they used it at VA Linux to calculate their business plan.