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  1. Re: the change, will do us good! on Cisco To Slash Up To 6,000 Jobs -- 8% of Its Workforce -- In "Reorganization" · · Score: 1

    I don't think the Crimson Tide had anything to do with this.

  2. Re: I don't get it on Samsung Announces Galaxy Alpha Featuring Metal Frame and Rounded Corners · · Score: 4, Funny

    Gravity doesn't exist. It is just a theory. "intelligent falling" is what keeps everything from floating away.

  3. Re: Yes, Please on The IPv4 Internet Hiccups · · Score: 1

    Home users are on IPv6 because it has been enabled by default since at least Windows Vista. That doesn't mean that their internet connection can handle it as the providers are more interested in finding new ways of throttling traffic and extorting money out of service providers to bother with making improvements to their networks that most customers won't notice and haven't asked for.

  4. Re:While you're at it... on Hackers Demand Automakers Get Serious About Security · · Score: 1

    When we get to autonomous vehicles, the nay-sayers are are already worrying about how this would permit alleged felons to drive off form robberies all the while taking pot-shots at the police (not having to drive, and all).

    Perhaps, but that self-driving car is going to be obeying all traffic laws while making the getaway, including stopping for said police.

  5. Re:if this goes the same way as the computer deskt on Hackers Demand Automakers Get Serious About Security · · Score: 1

    it won't be long before we are forced to install antivirus in our cars : /

    Lets hope it doesn't make them run significantly slower ;-)

    2015 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat (707 hp, capable of 10 second quarter mile times with the sole modification of using race tires. And if you can keep your foot off the gas pedal you can get about 20 MPG) + McAfee Antivirus 2016 Automotive Edition = Prius-like performance @ 10 MPG

  6. Re:deaf ears on Hackers Demand Automakers Get Serious About Security · · Score: 1

    Nothing is going to happen until they get sued.

    Nothing is going to happen until (1) a senior officer at GM has his car hacked, (2) a very public hacking makes security a point on which automakers compete, or (3) they get sued.

    Correction: They get sued after multiple deaths have occurred as a result of lax security resulting in a penalty in the hundreds of millions of dollars. (This is not unique to GM, All of the manufacturers will react the same.) You can strike 1 and 2 from the list.

  7. Re: sigh on Ask Slashdot: Life Beyond the WRT54G Series? · · Score: 1

    The will however unblock traffic to the duck servers once they receive a lucrative enough offer from duck.com.

  8. Wrong on Animal Behaviour Specialists Map Out the Social Networks of Cows · · Score: 1

    Human social networks have characteristics of bovine social networks.
    Although my first guess would have been sheep rather than cattle.

  9. Re: Soda can... on Fooling a Mercedes Into Autonomous Driving With a Soda Can · · Score: 2

    Particularly since tailgating laws are STRICTLY enforced on the autobaun. Nothing like a year end collision at 150 mph to ruin your day.

  10. Re: No matter how common you think it is... on Ask Slashdot: When Is It Better To Modify the ERP vs. Interfacing It? · · Score: 1

    Let's ret report him to the AAAAA. (The American Association for the Abolishment of Acronym Abuse)

  11. Re: One thing they could seize on Countries Don't Own Their Internet Domains, ICANN Says · · Score: 2

    Comcast, is that you?

  12. Re: 1st? on Ford, GM Sued Over Vehicles' Ability To Rip CD Music To Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    No, but doesn't having 10GB of ripped Justin Beiber songs raise the resale value of a car by a few million dollars? That's money that rightfully belongs to the collection agencies, er, I mean artists. And just because sellers aren't collecting these millions of dollars is no excuse for them to get out of paying the collection agencies, er, artists.

  13. Re: That's great, but ... on Long-range Electric Car World Speed Record Broken By Australian Students · · Score: 1

    The credits were the best part of the last movie I watched.

  14. My car is already covered with dimples on Will Your Next Car Be Covered In Morphing Dimples? · · Score: 1

    Damn hailstorm!

  15. Re:I'm curious on "Magic Helmet" For F-35 Ready For Delivery · · Score: 2

    What was wrong with the F-22 that the F-35 was going to fix?

    I am out of my element a bit here, but my understanding is that the F22 is an air superiority fighter only, whereas the F35 was supposed to be a multirole aircraft (air-to-air and air-to-ground) with (optional) VTOL features, (which no version of the F22 has) all in the same airframe. It was supposed to be the Windows 8 of fighter aircraft, a single airframe to take the place of a bunch of other craft.

    ...and apparently, it works about as well as you would expect of those types of solutions...

    And, it was (giggle) supposed to (snerk) be (Bwaaaa haa haaa) affordable. Sorry, I can't say that with a straight face.

    So, it's a flying Swiss Army Knife. Sure, it has a spork, scissors, tweezers, a nail file, a screwdriver, and a dozen other tools and perhaps even a knife in there somewhere for good measure but it sucks as any of them.

  16. Re:Elmer Fudd on "Magic Helmet" For F-35 Ready For Delivery · · Score: 1

    Spear and magic helllllemt!

    For those under 30 who might not get the reference: What's Opera, Doc?, 1957

  17. Re:Windows Godzilla ! on Microsoft's CEO Says He Wants to Unify Windows · · Score: 1

    Only 1.5 TB and it will run on ANYTHING (with 8x8 core processors and 32GB of RAM). Of course it still comes in 24 different variations that all licensed differently.

    Do you hear that?
    That was the sound the orgasmic bliss of thousands of Oracle sales reps imagining what the license fees for such a hardware configuration would cost.

  18. Re:Yay.. This is easy to imagine on Microsoft's CEO Says He Wants to Unify Windows · · Score: 2

    Definitely a lot of truth there. But... come on - opening a PDF is a breeze (in win8) -- it's just is a full-screen "app". At least we *CAN* open a PDF without Adobe or yet another 3rd party tool.

    I'd rather run Adobe Reader, He'll I'd rather run Adobe Flash, than the Windows 'Modern/Metro' interface.

  19. Re:Pretty low on Deaf Advocacy Groups To Verizon: Don't Kill Net Neutrality On Our Behalf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Exploiting the technical ignorance of elderly congressmen by lying about the technical needs of deaf folks.

    Its pretty scummy tactic. Unfortunately for Verison disabilities activists can be INCREDIBLY noisy when they are shat upon, so I doubt our deaf friends are going to tolerate this guff at all.

    Go deaf dudes!

    Tomorrow Verizon will claim that orphans, puppies, and disabled war veterans will be harmed by net neutrality. And if the net is neutral, THE TERRORISTS WIN!

  20. It's kind of telling that... on Point-of-Sale System Bought On eBay Yields Treasure Trove of Private Data · · Score: 1

    One of the more popular point of sale systems on the market is called RealPOS

  21. Re:There's another treatment that stops most T2 on New Treatment Stops Type II Diabetes · · Score: 1

    Fresh fruits taste like shit?

    Yes.

    steamed veggies.

    Yes.

    Multigrain bread

    Yes.

    colby jack cheese, lettuce and tomato tastes like shit? Oats stirred with sliced banana, raisins, greek yogurt and vanilla for breakfast tastes like shit?

    Yes to all of those.

    Translation: If it's not shit it tastes like shit.

  22. Perhaps he should on Manuel Noriega Sues Activision Over Call of Duty · · Score: 1

    Team up with Lindsey Lohan and collectively sue the entire videogame industry...

  23. Now they need to re-make "Ratatouille" accordingly on French Blogger Fined For Negative Restaurant Review · · Score: 1

    So that Anton Ego never writes a bad review, Gusteau doesn't die as a result of said bad review, and Remey never realizes his dream of being a chef.

  24. Re: Can't use duck test and rational argument on Court Rejects Fox's Attempt to Use Aereo Ruling Against Dish's Hopper · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One for the wife and one for the mistress?

  25. Re: Could it be ... on Arecibo Radio Telescope Confirms Extra-galactic Fast Radio Pulses · · Score: 1

    Roger Waters "Amused to Death" in reverse.