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  1. Re:There oughtta be a law... on Presidential Campaigns Leak Supporters' Info To Tracking Firms · · Score: 1

    Good luck with that. Politics are a great example of the Peter Principle in action.

  2. Re:Hilarious on UK Court of Appeal Reprimands Apple Over Mandated Samsung Statement · · Score: 1

    Apple's punishment soon to be seen on the opening credits of a Simpsons episode.

  3. Re:Apples' response to the reprimand on UK Court of Appeal Reprimands Apple Over Mandated Samsung Statement · · Score: 1

    No, write it in Korean. Samsung will be able to read the notice, isn't that the only thing that matters?

  4. Re:Hmm... on Physicist Explains Cthulhu's "Non-Euclidean Geometry" · · Score: 2

    As long as the exotic matter isn't made of midichlorians, we can still be friends.

    This just in : Disney has bought out the. H.P. Lovecraft estate. A Star Wars/Marvel/Cthuluhu/Disney Princess animated film is rumored to be in production.

  5. Re:Elightenment is nice but also terrible on Rasterman On The Impending Release of Enlightenment 17 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wrong, it was built in the pit of Hell by sadistic demons for the purpose of punishing mankind for Comcast throttling Satan's Internet connection.

  6. Re:Who ya gona call, call ANONYMOUS on Canadian Teenager Arrested For Photographing Mall Takedown · · Score: 0

    Time to do a internet fight club on these nazi fuckers.

    The first rule of the internet fight club is that we DON'T TALK ABOUT THE INTERNET FIGHT CLUB!!!!

  7. If they do this to a politician... on Gut Bacteria Cocktail May End Need for Fecal Transplants · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do they call it a brain transplant?

  8. Re:12 days til we toss out the Bush Administration on Feds Continue To Consider Linux Users Criminals For Watching DVDs · · Score: 1

    I believe that if Romney gets elected those who voted for him on the basis of him "not being Obama" are going to be as disappointed as those who voted for Obama on the basis of "not being Bush".

  9. Re:Uh-oh... on Fukushima Fish Still Radioactive · · Score: 5, Funny

    History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men...

  10. Re:12 days til we toss out the Bush Administration on Feds Continue To Consider Linux Users Criminals For Watching DVDs · · Score: 1

    No matter who wins it will be four more years of Bush.

  11. Re:to continue the trend? on Windows 7 Not Getting A Second Service Pack · · Score: 3, Insightful

    NT4 - 6 2000 - 4 XP - 3 Vista - 2 7 - 1 8 - 0???

    Never deploy a Microsoft OS until at least the first service pack release.

  12. Re:Wooo on US Patent Office Invalidates Apple's "Rubber Banding" Patent · · Score: 4, Funny

    Done. Just filed a patent for "Method for walking on thin air by means of not looking down".

  13. Re:Never had that experience... on Smartphone Mugging More Popular Than Ever · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just think how safe you would be with a Windows phone!

  14. Re:Death Penalty on FTC Offers $50,000 For Best Way To Stop Robocalls · · Score: 2

    The people behind robocallers are recreational reproductive organs.

  15. Re:Dumping?! on Below-Expected Earnings For Google Posted Early, Trading Halted · · Score: 1
  16. Re:Story is unbelievable. on Texas Schools Using Electronic Chips To Track Students; Parents In Uproar · · Score: 1

    You must have gone to a school in a Conservative school district as opposed to a ultra-right-wing-nutjob school district.

  17. Re:Med School on Faculty To Grad Students: Go Work 80-Hour Weeks! · · Score: 4, Funny

    I do! That means I'm not being treated by a resident that hasn't slept in 72 hours.

  18. Re:Freeside Support on Freeside Internet Services: Doing Well With Purely Free Software (Video) · · Score: 1

    That is the problem with the "give it away and charge for support " model. Anything you do to make it easier to use will result in a reduction of business.

  19. Re:Do what with daily records? on Texas Schools Using Electronic Chips To Track Students; Parents In Uproar · · Score: 1

    I guess I should RTFA, but:

    in an effort to daily attendance records.

    I don't know what that means...

    So they are saying that Texas schoolteachers are not capable of manually checking attendance of 30 or so students?

  20. Re:Story is unbelievable. on Texas Schools Using Electronic Chips To Track Students; Parents In Uproar · · Score: 1

    In Texas they throw a fit if you try to cut the budget for the football program or try to teach evolution.

  21. Re:Sports and political talk on FCC To Allow Cable Companies To Encrypt Over-the-Air Channels · · Score: 1

    Or perhaps they know their days are numbered and they are milking their cash cow for every drop while they still can.

  22. Monsters vs. Aliens on "Dance Your Ph.D." Winner Announced · · Score: 1

    Am I the only person who immediately thought of the scene in Monsters vs. Aliens where Dr. Cockroach revealed that his Ph.D. WA in Dance? (Yes I have a child, that was her favorite movie for a while.)

  23. Re:Is this... on Chuck Yeager Re-Enacts the Historic Flight That Broke the Sound Barrier · · Score: 1

    I can do one better: The tip of a bullwhip broke the sound barrier centuries before rifle bullets. As far as I know no one ever rode a bullwhip past the sound barrier either.

  24. Re:A Supercomputer on the moon? on A Supercomputer On the Moon To Direct Deep Space Traffic · · Score: 1

    My reaction as well, perhaps because I watched "Iron Sky" last night. (Impressive movie considering the budget was only about $7.5M. If made by a Hollywood studio it would have cost about $40M and still be considered a low budget film.)

  25. Re:Good on Lawsuit Challenges New York Sugary Drink Ban · · Score: 1

    WTF is a bibendum?

    A government run by Justin Beiber? (shudder)