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  1. Re:Good on Lawsuit Challenges New York Sugary Drink Ban · · Score: 1

    It is an important piece of legislation: it shows that Republicans can be just as bad at pushing nanny state bullshit as Democrats.

  2. Re:What you do is... on The Three Pillars of Nokia Strategy Have All Failed · · Score: 1

    You call Apple, and say "Hey, I hear you have a maps problem. Guess what? We have lots of map data and experience."

    Response from Apple: "Sounds good, but we'll rather wait until you're bankrupt and pick up the patents and your map data for cheap."

    Response from Microsoft: Let the bidding war begin!

  3. Re:prior art on Air Force Lab Test Out "Aircraft Surfing" Technique To Save Fuel · · Score: 2

    This thread needs to go the way of the Dodo.

  4. Re:Apparently different than drafting... on Air Force Lab Test Out "Aircraft Surfing" Technique To Save Fuel · · Score: 4, Funny

    It will be tied into the aircrafts autopilot system, thus being done "with a computer" thus invalidating any prior art and qualifying for patent protection for that reason as well.

  5. Re:Issues on Why Do So Many Liberals "Like" Mitt Romney On Facebook? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I get it now! Romney wants to become part of the 47%!

  6. Re:So... on Canadian Spying Case Proves Floppy Drive Isn't Dead Yet · · Score: 3, Funny

    The AutoCAD file for the Death Star must have been humongous. Transmiting a file that large would have exceeded their data caps.

  7. Re:Ladies and gentlemen.. on Half-Life of DNA is 521 Years, Jurassic Park Impossible After All · · Score: 1

    That comment insulting to Dodo birds.

  8. Ladies and gentlemen.. on Half-Life of DNA is 521 Years, Jurassic Park Impossible After All · · Score: 4, Funny

    Welcome to Dodo Park.

    Sorry, it just doesn't have the same ring to it.

  9. Re:Valuation on Once Valued at $1.8B, OnLive Was Sold For Only $5M · · Score: 1

    You could have just given the jet pack idea to your work colleague and not have to suffer through a Foster's.

  10. Re:Your strawman, I see it. on RSA Boss Angers Privacy Advocates · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and when marriage is outlawed only outlaws will have in-laws.

  11. Re:Probably adults too. on Study: Kids Under 3 Should Be Banned From Watching TV · · Score: 2

    I submit the Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo as evidence to support your claim.

  12. Re:You know, I'll forgive them for this mistake on Halliburton's Missing Radioactive Cylinder Found · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did they find those WMD's yet?

    Yes, but they could never make the place where they filed down "Made in USA" look inconspicuous.

  13. Re:Anyone else read that as f*** me? on Sprint Now Offering Vanity Phone Numbers Aliases With **Me Service · · Score: 2

    At first I thought they were teaming up with Cee Lo Green for F*** You service (or the more family friendly Forget You service if you prefer)

  14. Re:Mitt Romney on How We'll Get To 54.5 Mpg By 2025 · · Score: 1

    Obama was elected on the idea that he wasn't G. W. Bush and generaly failed to live up to that megar expectation. Romney is running on the idea that he isn't Obama and if elected the American public will probably be likewise disappointed.

  15. Re:I still think this guy should countersue . . . on Supreme Court To Decide If Monsanto GMO Patents Are Valid · · Score: 1

    If you paid money for a Vanilla Ice CD you deserve to be sued.

  16. Re:One way to do this... on They Work Long Hours, But What About Results? · · Score: 1

    Measure performance based on lines of code put online. That should help efficiency.

    But I code in Perl you insensitive clod!

  17. Re:Carmel Colored Corn Syrup... on Stolen Maple Syrup Found and Returned To Strategic Reserve · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was the corn industry: "We secretly replaced Canada's maple syrup with High Fructose Corn Syrup, artificial maple flavor, and food coloring. Let's see if anyone can tell the difference"

  18. Re:I bet.. on World of Warcraft Character Becomes Campaign Issue · · Score: 3, Funny

    Her comeback to this should be, "I KNOW the difference between fantasy and reality. Apparently, my opponent does not."

    Knowing the difference between fantasy and reality could be a handicap in the world of politics.

  19. Re:OK... Next question: on New Study Links Caffeinated Coffee To Vision Loss · · Score: 1

    Or stop drinking when you need glasses.

  20. Re:it worries me on For Obama, Jobs, and Zuckerberg, Boring Is Productive · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's saying it isn't used for storing clothes but rather as a portal to the land of Narnia.

  21. Re:More important... on Singer Reportedly Outbids NASA for Space Tourist's Seat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the artist is starving it's probably the RIAA's fault.

  22. Re:Fuck github on Save the Web From Software Patents · · Score: 1
    The legal system apparently doesn't buy into the whole 'All software patents are math and are therefore invalid' argument.

    My argument is as follows:

    A patent for "Doing some process the same way you did it before but using a computer" - Bad patent
    A patent for "Doing some process on a computer which isn't blatantly obvious on how one would use a computer in the process" or "Performing a process that would not be possible without the use of a computer" - potentially not bad patent.

    Even "Process for enhancing an existing process by using a computer' might potentially be patent worthy if it is in fact a novel approach and not simply adding a computer to an existing process. (in other words, do the same work as a human, only faster.)

  23. Re:screw you guys... on Galaxy Tab Sales Ban Lifted, Samsung Sues Apple Over iPhone 5 · · Score: 3, Funny

    i am going back to BB

    Yay! They have a customer this month!

  24. Re:Samsung should be innovating not suing! on Galaxy Tab Sales Ban Lifted, Samsung Sues Apple Over iPhone 5 · · Score: 2

    Apple doesn't see Windows phone as a threat to their market share.

  25. Re:Sounds fun. on $1 Billion Mission To Reach the Earth's Mantle · · Score: 2

    "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Ben Franklin