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  1. Why spam works on How Do You Punish a 16-year-old Spammer? · · Score: 4, Funny

    See, this spam worked because about 200 of the people received it did die in 7 days. Its always that small percentage of people responding to the spam that keeps the spammers going. Damn those people.

    [moderators: this is supposed to be funny]

  2. A new one on IAU Demotes Pluto to 'Dwarf Planet' Status · · Score: 4, Funny

    Much vodka easily makes John seek urination naturally

  3. I can think it now. on The Thalamus - The Kernel in Your Mind · · Score: 5, Funny

    it's more accurate to think of the thalamus not as a gate but as a club bouncer, who doesn't simply allow a huge rush of people to go in or no one at all, but picks and chooses whom to let in and out. "

    Thalamus: Whoa buddy, you can't go in.
    Neuron: But, I'm with her!
    Thalamus: Her? Yeah right!
    Neuron: Cortica! Cortica! Come back! We can be together!

    [meanwhile in the real world]

    John: Hey Bobby, catch... whoa, heads up!
    Bobby: Owwww!

  4. Useful for Vi users on War Declared on Caps Lock Key · · Score: 5, Informative

    Put this in your .Xmodmap

    remove Lock = Caps_Lock
    keycode 66 = Escape

    I find that the Capslock key makes a nice Escape key so I don't have to reach up high for it.

  5. Transfering the momentum on Skin Sensing Table Saw · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bret: "I only got a scratch from the blade, but I broke my foot when the whole table saw flipped over."

  6. Obligatory disgruntled comment on The 25 Greatest PCs of All Time · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Where the hell is the.... Oh wait, there it is

    Thank you.

    Disclaimer: This comment is meant to be funny, please take it as such.

  7. Obligatory disgruntled sarcastic comment on GUIs From 1984 to the Present · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is only one thing I like more than desktop screenshot timelines, and that is when image links that are 320x240 pixel size take me to an image that is 400x300 pixels in size when I click on it.

    Oh yeah, and where is the fucking Amiga desktop screenshot assholes?

  8. Don't talk if you don't actually know on Hardware Virtualization Slower Than Software? · · Score: 1

    I just found out the hard way that Xen isn't quite ready to do hardware virtualization either. It does support the VT intruction set, but it doesn't handle disk IO well at all to the point where you can get up to 50% performance loss. They say that this will be eventually fixed but that doesn't change the fact that I spent time looking for the right hardware virtualization solution and it still doesn't perform. Software paravirtualization under Xen is probably still better than VMware though.

    So don't be so quite to judge VMware's claims just because they are a for profit company with an insane EULA.

  9. Only measure against your own goals on How Old is Too Old? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everybody's life and goals are unique. You shouldn't try to judge your progress based on what you think others are doing and have accomplished. Sometimes that can be useful. But you should just ask yourself one question. What do YOU want to do with your life and what do you think you need to do to accomplish that.

    Some people "start" their life at 15 and burn out when they are 30, some start at 30 and continue on until they die. Everyone is different.

  10. Other weapons on Fantasy Trumps Sci-Fi For MMOs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So then use Klingon pain sticks or something. Sci-Fi doesn't have to be with a gun. Or limit the range of the gun.

  11. 40th level paper waster on Passively Multiplayer Gaming · · Score: 1

    Of course there would be some people who would end up having grossly more experience points than they really should have. You know who I'm talking about.

  12. Re:eh hem. on Blender 2.42 Has Been Released · · Score: 1, Funny

    There are plenty of things in this world that don't make any sense. Especially things people say. Honestly, I've heard people say it both ways.

    If all of you want to get stupidly technical about all this, then try this on. To say that necessity is the mother of all invention implies that necessity is an invetion, since its other invention's mother and all. Unless of course necessity copulated with another species of concept in order to create an new hybrid species to create a new one which we now call invention.

    Sound insane? I must be to keep posting my thoughts to slashdot.

  13. Re:eh hem. on Blender 2.42 Has Been Released · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wasn't quoting your mother. I wasn't quoting anyone. I was just SAYING IT ON MY OWN.

  14. Just maybe on Blender 2.42 Has Been Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    but why not have a mode for those who want instant gratification by using "expected" conventions

    Maybe its because those that want instant gratification only end up making shiny metal spheres on checkerboard planes.

  15. eh hem. on Blender 2.42 Has Been Released · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Or a spell checker. s/neccesity/necessity/

    I just wanted to beat the Accuracy Nazis to it.

  16. I'd like to see more. on Blender 2.42 Has Been Released · · Score: 3, Insightful

    See, the best invention really is neccesity. They should try to make a movie every year or two.

  17. Re:Long filename horror story on Linux/Mac/Windows File Name Friction · · Score: 4, Funny

    MacOS was limited to 31 character names, so you're misremembering things.

    I have a bumper sticker on my car that says:

    "I waste my jokes on the accuracy nazis on slashdot."

  18. Long filename horror story on Linux/Mac/Windows File Name Friction · · Score: 5, Funny

    Long filenames aren't all they are cracked up to be. I got made fun of once for using one. I can remember it so clearly now, we were in music theory class in high school and we had to use Finale on a Mac (OS 7 at the time) for our composition projects. I named one of my projects something like "Suso's Music Theory assignment number 4 for Mr. Becker 1993-9-24.mus" and saved it. A week later I was on the same Mac and noticed a file that wasn't mine called "Making fun of people who use really long filenames for their music theory assignments.mus". Nobody was admit to doing it but I knew who it was. I was devastated and never felt comfortable again in that class.

    Now I'm scarred for life. I should have listened to my parents and gone with 8.3.

  19. Amish on Gangs on the Internet · · Score: 1

    How long until the Amish get a website? Oh wait.

  20. Its all about the signups on Next Step in ISP Control Panels? · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many signups they got for getting plugged on Slashdot.

    1. Make nice looking control panel with some ajax and webby 2.0 stuff
    2. Post article with said buzzwords to slashdot
    3. ??
    4. Profit

  21. Wha? on The Software Internet Database · · Score: -1

    How did this even make it onto slashdot? A quick search for commons things like Linux, Windows, Netscape, Gimp, Photoshop, Vmware, Inkscape all returned nothing. Yeah, good start indeed.

  22. Solve it on Wicked Cool Perl Scripts · · Score: 4, Funny

    Useful Perl Scripts That Solve Difficult Problems.

    Heh, Steve Oualline. In his book on Vim, he had this example of code where the program comment went something like this:

    /*
    Program -- Solve it -- Solves the worlds problems.
    All of them. At once.
    This will be a great program when I finish it.
    */

  23. Ummm on Cell Phone Radiation Excites the Brain · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They even claim that such an effect could be beneficial to some conditions.

    Counterpoint, so does that mean that in other conditions it is harmful. Like causing you to drive like a moron.

  24. Although on UBC Engineers Reach Mileage Of Over 3000 MPG · · Score: 0

    Looks like you'll need a frontal labodomy to just get inside.

  25. Just one question on Ask Håkon About CSS or...? · · Score: 0, Troll

    Did your parents happen to know English when you where born?