Yeah, you can't joke about a bomb! Well why is it just jokes? What about a riddle? How about a limerick? How about a bomb anecdote? You know, no punchline, just a really cute story. Or suppose you intended to remark, not as a joke, but as an ironic musing. Are they prepared to make that distinction? Why, I think NOT.
-George Carlin
Don't try and be a smart ass... We have extra-judicial ways of dealing with smart asses...
It's funny that you even think he could get it right as the people who believe in this stuff all have different interpretations. I mean fuck look at the whole John, Paul, Mark, Luke, Thomas, and now even gosful of Judas. none match 100%
I don't see how pure communism is anymore evil than pure capitalism. Both involve forcing others into your system or they can just go die in a ditch. You get some real problems when you let those who have dominate those who have not. The rest is really just social trickery that works on different groups of people.
People from the future are scraping the present.. Same thing that happens to socks and keys, just different groups of meth heaads using cheap one off time machines....
Don't ask how I know this.. It will implode the universe...
I don't really disagree with anything you said. I could nit-pick.
Honestly I think the normal people rich/poor don't really know how to fix things. I think the OWS people where trying to draw awareness well awareness to their anger that things have become so out of control. Term limits might help but I really don't think so...
O god please just shut up already, I am so tired of assholes like yourself. We get it you don't like OWS and you think there is and was no point. At least they tried something unlike you. We all know the bankers have ass-raped this country among others. Why don't you get out and do something or shut the hell up.
Their kid definately showed poor judgement but the parent is the authority figure not the cops. This was just a stupid (maybe very very stupid) stunt to stay up past bedtime... I can't see sending my kid to jail for something like that. Make their lives miserable sure. Punish them sure. Cede your authority to the police and allow them to throw your kid into a juvenile detention center where god knows what kind of abuse will happen to them? No.
Did you not read what I wrote? Maybe the parents are SCARED of their child as in this isn't the first time they did something crazy. Being the authority figure is great and all until your kid shoots you in the face with an ar-15. You can question their decision all you like but it isn't YOUR kid, you have no idea what all is going on. I don't think anyone here is saying getting the police involved is great but sometimes that's all you can do.
And honestly you are kind of talking out of your ass. What can YOU really do if your kid decides to tell you to fuck off? What are you going to do when they don't give a shit what you say anymore? You going to beat them into line cause i'm sure DSS would love to throw you in jail. Kick them out into the street? once again DSS, lock them in their room? DSS... Truth is you have no power over your kid except their fear of you. When a kid becomes mentally ill or just stops caring you better watch your ass.
I would have handled the situation privately and discretely, disciplining as necessary. Even a misdemeanor fucks up your future these days, I had parents that understood this when I did dumb things growing up. You're a fool if you think even the juvenile system in this country is capable of any sort of rehabilitation, and certainly is capable of much less than that available from a couple of loving parents
Did you consider the parents might be scared for their fucking lives? Their kid drugged them just to get on the INTERNET after 10pm. What else might the kids do when they don't get their way. People die all the time from being drugged,mostly date rape stuff but you can be sure if they had got away with it they would have been doing it every other day.
I'll play along and say you are right for the sake of argument. But if a 20 mill project approaches or goes over budget with little to show for it along the process, why keep throwing money at it when there are plenty of other super computers to purchase a time-slice from?!
All they needed in one word.... BITCOIN MINING... Ok two words.. All they needed in two words...
Just don't touch anything while you're in there. And I mean ANYTHING... Unless you happen to bring a UV lamp and even then please be safe and wear gloves... If they offer you anything to eat or drink just say "No thank you" as accepting ether is equal to agreeing to the anal rapes and filming among many many other things you really don't want happening...And remember what happens in 4Chan hardly ever remains in 4Chan as moot does bring in a pressure washer once a year or so....
I am compiling a publicly-accessible list of all Slashdot members. Please provide your full legal name and address for entry into the records. What's that? You don't want to? Well, what are you afraid of? Clearly if you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to be afraid of...
Noooooooo! My girlfriend will leave me if she finds out I'm a recovering basement dweller!
I'm just impressed they were able to sober up enough to write the stories in the first place. They must have rounded up all five sober people in Dublin to pull that off.
Didn't need to round them up. In Dublin the police keep all the sober people in jail to sleep it off. Else they wouldn't have enough room...
I'm not usually a grammar fascist, but your second "with" is not correct. Take a breath...if you understood the intent just let it go. Swearing sets your statement up as an imperative, which you destroy by getting the next bit wrong. Or...you could double down on keyboard rage and flame me for pointing out your mistake.
The original message was a sarcastic Poe's Law troll, the later just outright transparent trolling... I can't spell worth shit and anyone checking my history would notice that.. LoL..
Indeed, rather than have the discussion wait for some spellchecking and proofreading, he thought his post was important enough to share as quickly as possible. As did you, apparently. I think we have uncovered a new fallacy; argumentum ad grammatica.
Spell-checking isn't one word captain.
So called mistakes don't count just because YOU can't understand proper English. You clearly didn't go to private school like the rest of us and this is clearly an Ayn Rand situation where people like yourself need to be be tossed off the Information Superhighway.
I frequent the Links and was able to speak with my Senator at the 9th hole last month about the need to license Internet users. It would generate revenue for the government and get people like yourself off here. You and those like you are nothing but leaches stealing whatever you please while the rest of us have to pay the taxes to keep the lights on.
That time is coming to and end captain and you can't vote your way out of it...
He's just illiterate. American and English usage here do not vary in any important way.
It's very fucking important. It shows just how much you care about the discussion and those with whom you are communicating with on the information superhighway.
Microsoft's decline started on Bill Gates' watch. Maybe Ballmer will preside over the "fall" phase. Maybe Ballmer's next trick will be learning to play the fiddle while playing with matches.
He has a cassette tape of fiddle music. Learning something new takes away time from his vast talent of fucking a business in it's virtual asshole until it bleeds out and dies from a massive anal fissure. Next I hear he's coming to slashdot where he will be welcomed by over 9000 of the registered user accounts....
Good drink up. It's full of all the industrial waste and heavy metals a growing fucktwit like yourself needs to be the cancer that is destroying the Internet.
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Yeah, you can't joke about a bomb! Well why is it just jokes? What about a riddle? How about a limerick? How about a bomb anecdote? You know, no punchline, just a really cute story. Or suppose you intended to remark, not as a joke, but as an ironic musing. Are they prepared to make that distinction? Why, I think NOT.
-George Carlin
Don't try and be a smart ass... We have extra-judicial ways of dealing with smart asses...
It's funny that you even think he could get it right as the people who believe in this stuff all have different interpretations. I mean fuck look at the whole John, Paul, Mark, Luke, Thomas, and now even gosful of Judas. none match 100%
speeling bad due to flu eatting my brainz...
I don't see how pure communism is anymore evil than pure capitalism. Both involve forcing others into your system or they can just go die in a ditch. You get some real problems when you let those who have dominate those who have not. The rest is really just social trickery that works on different groups of people.
People from the future are scraping the present.. Same thing that happens to socks and keys, just different groups of meth heaads using cheap one off time machines....
Don't ask how I know this.. It will implode the universe...
I don't really disagree with anything you said. I could nit-pick.
Honestly I think the normal people rich/poor don't really know how to fix things. I think the OWS people where trying to draw awareness well awareness to their anger that things have become so out of control. Term limits might help but I really don't think so...
Willing to try over here...
Whar? I am dirt poor right now... 5 years ago i had 30k in checking and zero debit. now i'm backrupt...
In what way? That sounds interesting.
O god please just shut up already, I am so tired of assholes like yourself. We get it you don't like OWS and you think there is and was no point. At least they tried something unlike you. We all know the bankers have ass-raped this country among others. Why don't you get out and do something or shut the hell up.
Their kid definately showed poor judgement but the parent is the authority figure not the cops. This was just a stupid (maybe very very stupid) stunt to stay up past bedtime... I can't see sending my kid to jail for something like that. Make their lives miserable sure. Punish them sure. Cede your authority to the police and allow them to throw your kid into a juvenile detention center where god knows what kind of abuse will happen to them? No.
Did you not read what I wrote? Maybe the parents are SCARED of their child as in this isn't the first time they did something crazy. Being the authority figure is great and all until your kid shoots you in the face with an ar-15. You can question their decision all you like but it isn't YOUR kid, you have no idea what all is going on. I don't think anyone here is saying getting the police involved is great but sometimes that's all you can do.
And honestly you are kind of talking out of your ass. What can YOU really do if your kid decides to tell you to fuck off? What are you going to do when they don't give a shit what you say anymore? You going to beat them into line cause i'm sure DSS would love to throw you in jail. Kick them out into the street? once again DSS, lock them in their room? DSS... Truth is you have no power over your kid except their fear of you. When a kid becomes mentally ill or just stops caring you better watch your ass.
I would have handled the situation privately and discretely, disciplining as necessary. Even a misdemeanor fucks up your future these days, I had parents that understood this when I did dumb things growing up. You're a fool if you think even the juvenile system in this country is capable of any sort of rehabilitation, and certainly is capable of much less than that available from a couple of loving parents
Did you consider the parents might be scared for their fucking lives? Their kid drugged them just to get on the INTERNET after 10pm. What else might the kids do when they don't get their way. People die all the time from being drugged,mostly date rape stuff but you can be sure if they had got away with it they would have been doing it every other day.
I'll play along and say you are right for the sake of argument. But if a 20 mill project approaches or goes over budget with little to show for it along the process, why keep throwing money at it when there are plenty of other super computers to purchase a time-slice from?!
All they needed in one word.... BITCOIN MINING... Ok two words.. All they needed in two words...
You're on the wrong website. Try 4Chan...heheheh
Just don't touch anything while you're in there. And I mean ANYTHING... Unless you happen to bring a UV lamp and even then please be safe and wear gloves... If they offer you anything to eat or drink just say "No thank you" as accepting ether is equal to agreeing to the anal rapes and filming among many many other things you really don't want happening...And remember what happens in 4Chan hardly ever remains in 4Chan as moot does bring in a pressure washer once a year or so....
I am compiling a publicly-accessible list of all Slashdot members. Please provide your full legal name and address for entry into the records.
What's that? You don't want to? Well, what are you afraid of? Clearly if you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to be afraid of...
Noooooooo! My girlfriend will leave me if she finds out I'm a recovering basement dweller!
Strange game... The only winning move is not to play. Would you like me to call in a bomb threat Professor Falkin?
I'm just impressed they were able to sober up enough to write the stories in the first place. They must have rounded up all five sober people in Dublin to pull that off.
Didn't need to round them up. In Dublin the police keep all the sober people in jail to sleep it off. Else they wouldn't have enough room...
Please offer a substitute for the prefix "cyber"
Shiter... As in - "Man the Shiter-space sure is full of ass-hats today."
"Generalization is the hallmark of the non-thinker."
People are at times killed by other people with guns. Solution: Ban all gun ownership by law abiding people.
So where then do you stand slashdotter?
I love guns, those gun wielding Anime girls are hot 'n sexy. Too bad most of them are lesbians...
You and those like you are nothing but leaches stealing whatever you please while the rest of us have to pay the taxes to keep the lights on.
LOL, that's "leech," Mr. Pedant. As in blood sucking worm, rather than to dissolve out by the action of a percolating liquid.
I guess you're not allowed on the internet, either!
Ding Ding, We have a winner...
I'm not usually a grammar fascist, but your second "with" is not correct. Take a breath...if you understood the intent just let it go. Swearing sets your statement up as an imperative, which you destroy by getting the next bit wrong. Or...you could double down on keyboard rage and flame me for pointing out your mistake.
The original message was a sarcastic Poe's Law troll, the later just outright transparent trolling... I can't spell worth shit and anyone checking my history would notice that.. LoL..
Is this something that Curiosity is equipped to find?
No Curiosity isn't equipped with "Scientists analyzing Australian rocks". Sorry maybe next go round...
those with whom you are communicating with
Indeed, rather than have the discussion wait for some spellchecking and proofreading, he thought his post was important enough to share as quickly as possible. As did you, apparently.
I think we have uncovered a new fallacy; argumentum ad grammatica.
Spell-checking isn't one word captain.
So called mistakes don't count just because YOU can't understand proper English. You clearly didn't go to private school like the rest of us and this is clearly an Ayn Rand situation where people like yourself need to be be tossed off the Information Superhighway.
I frequent the Links and was able to speak with my Senator at the 9th hole last month about the need to license Internet users. It would generate revenue for the government and get people like yourself off here. You and those like you are nothing but leaches stealing whatever you please while the rest of us have to pay the taxes to keep the lights on.
That time is coming to and end captain and you can't vote your way out of it...
He's just illiterate. American and English usage here do not vary in any important way.
It's very fucking important. It shows just how much you care about the discussion and those with whom you are communicating with on the information superhighway.
Microsoft's decline started on Bill Gates' watch. Maybe Ballmer will preside over the "fall" phase. Maybe Ballmer's next trick will be learning to play the fiddle while playing with matches.
He has a cassette tape of fiddle music. Learning something new takes away time from his vast talent of fucking a business in it's virtual asshole until it bleeds out and dies from a massive anal fissure. Next I hear he's coming to slashdot where he will be welcomed by over 9000 of the registered user accounts....
Forgot your meds today?
I never take those meds. I perfer going to the target range with my ar-15 instead...
Sentence construction isn't your strong point, is it?
No I perfer people like yourself to do shut like that for me. It's just one more thing I enjoy.
I love the delicious taste of panda blood.
Good drink up. It's full of all the industrial waste and heavy metals a growing fucktwit like yourself needs to be the cancer that is destroying the Internet.