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Thailand Jails Dissident For What People Thought He Would Have Said

patiwat writes "A Thai court has convicted a man for censoring himself. In a 2010 anti-government rally, Yossawarit Chuklom said several people were against the dissolution of Abhisit Vejjajiva's government. He mentioned a few names, and then put his hand over his mouth and said he wasn't brave enough to continue. A court ruled that he would have mentioned King Bhumibol Adulyadej — thus earning him a conviction for insulting the King, who is constitutionally banned from any political role."

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  1. King Bhumibol Adulyade by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Informative

    King Bhumibol Adulyade enjoys licking my toes.

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    1. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      King Bhumibol Adulyade enjoys licking my toes.

      Ha, ha! You got the short end of the deal. You should see what parts of me he licks.

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    2. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by Vekseid · · Score: 5, Funny

      King Bhumibol Adulyade enjoys licking my toes.

      Ha, ha! You got the short end of the deal. You should see what parts of me he licks.

      With a username of 'drinkypoo', I'll pass on that offer, if you don't mind.

      Or even if you do.

    3. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, original jokes like HURR DURR look at what parts of me he licks!11!

      Shoot yourself.

    4. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      King Bhumibol Adulyade enjoys licking my toes.

      King Bhumibol Adulyade enjoys ladyboys and Germans. He can go fuck himself. His crown is made of melted ass pennies.

    5. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Myself, King Bhumibol Adulyade, a parrot and several albino midget cows had group sex last night. It was awkward, but satisfying. King Bhumibol Adulyade's recent efforts at improving his blow job skills have paid dividends.

    6. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      King Bhumibol Adulyade killed his older brother to get the throne and then married Queen Silly Git so that they could wander off to the Pooping Palace together (near Chiang Mai)...

    7. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      King Bhumibol Adulyadej is a flamboyant, crossdressing lady boy. He made his fortune by prostituting himself on the mean streets of thailand as a young man. He still looks back on his days in the brothels as the best time of his life. He currently suffers from AIDS, herpes, chlamydia, and syphillis. He also has a 1 inch penis

    8. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      King Bhumibol Adulyade enjoys licking my toes.

      King Bhumibol Adulyade enjoys ladyboys and Germans. He can go fuck himself. His crown is made of melted ass pennies.

      WTF is an ass penny? Will I regret asking?

    9. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly, a penny that has been in an ass. The longer it's in the ass, the more it's an ass penny. King Bhumibol Adulyade, being a king, only uses the finest asspennies, aged for at least six months.

    10. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by meerling · · Score: 5, Interesting

      From the reports I've seen over the last 5 years, the King himself neither likes nor supports this law, and has publicly spoken out against it, however the government in charge refuses to do anything about it. (Other than using it as a spike club against people they don't like.)

    11. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by Seizurebleak · · Score: 1

      I didn't know anybody else liked the UCB http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO1Q7F23DxM

    12. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you are a total wanker aren't you?

      I never suggested he be bombed. You read into that and that makes it your issue not mine. The point is that no one is above being criticized, especially not a political leader. Mohammed was used in political cartoons and Muslims had a riot. The right response is that Muslims need to get over it. Jesus has been the focus of political cartoons for years and Christians have generally learned to deal with it. Your beloved leader has not.

      "The sooner people like you(ONE dimensional retarded motherfuckers. Retarded by their own free will) fucking die the sooner this bloody planet will be a better place to live on."

      You said a lot about yourself right there. That and your lack of command of your native language show that you are not someone worth talking to.

      --MyLongNickName

    13. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Scratch part about native language as I misread part of the post.

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    14. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by tibit · · Score: 3, Informative

      Thailand's wealth comes from exports. Without exports, it'd be nothing much. It's not about some bad outside world supposedly trying to change the Thailand's system. It's about your customers telling you to put up or shut up, in a roundabout way. Thailand is free to ignore it at its own peril, pretty much. They are participating in global trade, with it come both benefits and obligations. You're deluded if you think otherwise.

      Greece, Italy and Spain were also offering everybody a chance in exactly the same way: offering crazy wages and benefits for little productivity. See where that went? Thailand is going there if a joe random hat seller can make $2k in profits. Unless you're just saying that your GF is in a very lucrative spot and sells high-end goods, which doesn't make her representative of what's going on then, does it? Just like a $100k/year NYC panhandler isn't representative of how most jobless have it.

      Never mind the fact that no matter what the King has done, everyone should be free to "shit" on him. It's a basic freedom. You don't need to trade it off for the other greatness bestowed by royalty (supposedly, as you claim). One doesn't preclude the other. There are other relatively successful kingdoms out there where such freedoms exist, duh.

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    15. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Shrug) Human rights are human rights. You can apologize for your leadership all you want to; we'll still fight for your rights, too.

    16. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, look, I get insightful and the "unfunny guy" gets +5 funny.

    17. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The average (not median) household income is Thailand is about $700 (US Dollars) a month. So, I'm not sure that your supposed girlfriend is making 3 times that selling houses.

      And since you don't like free speech and think it is worthy of death, then please log off the internet and don't return. Free speech is what this thing is founded on.

    18. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by ski9826 · · Score: 1

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO1Q7F23DxM Ass pennies - Upright Citizen's Brigade - funniest skit they did.

    19. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      Way to miss the point, moderator. Good job protecting us from CLEARLY off topic posts like this.

      Way to miss the point, AC. Good job announcing that huge whooshing sound you just heard to the world.

    20. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      Original jokes, here on /., surely you can't be serious.

    21. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by guises · · Score: 2

      What I've read, unreliable speculation, is that the King publicly denounces the law and privately supports it in order to maintain his popularity. He also, reportedly, wields a great deal more influence than he's actually supposed to.

    22. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I don't want to change anything, they are perfectly happy, even more so then every each one of you will be in your miserable lifetime.

      Do you think that Yossawarit Chuklom is happy, too?

      Also, I have to note that GP is not in Thailand. Why should he censor his speech for the sake of some toe-licking king in a different country?

    23. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by OhSoLaMeow · · Score: 1

      Original jokes, here on /., surely you can't be serious.

      And stop calling me ... , oh never mind.

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    24. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Well, yeah... I mean, what if he landed in jail for speaking against himself?

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  2. Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by macbeth66 · · Score: 1, Troll

    steaming turd if he allows such crap to happen. One more country I'll never visit. One more country I will avoid when buying things.

    1. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by SJHillman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Glad to hear you've made the move to using only solid state drives or other non-hard drive storage in everything you buy. I still need a few hard drives until large capacity SSDs are affordable, so I'll have to be giving Thailand some of my business.

    2. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by macbeth66 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I haven't. That doesn't mean I can't try. At the least, I can minimize what I do buy that comes from Thailand.

    3. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      As long as it doesn't require too much effort, right?

    4. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by macbeth66 · · Score: 0

      Did AC say anything worth responding to? Nope.

    5. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Glad to hear you've made the move to using only solid state drives or other non-hard drive storage in everything you buy. I still need a few hard drives until large capacity SSDs are affordable, so I'll have to be giving Thailand some of my business.

      Uhhhh....
      Tour of Seagate's Drive Factory in China .

      I've also got a hard drive on my desk that says Made in Singapore. I think some may be made in Mexico, too.

    6. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by JazzLad · · Score: 4, Funny

      but yet you replied ...

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    7. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      steaming turd if he allows such crap to happen.

      He doesn't "allow" it to happen, since he has no role in making or enforcing the laws. In the past, the king has spoken out against political abuse of lese-majesty laws.

      One more country I'll never visit. One more country I will avoid when buying things.

      I am sure the people persecuting this man will be glad to hear it, since they are part of the opposition to the current government. Your boycott makes as much sense as boycotting the USA because the a court makes a ruling that the Obama administration doesn't like. The government of Thailand is far from monolithic.

    8. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by cbhacking · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thailand is actually a lovely country to visit - great beaches and diving, friendly people (just don't try to hire them to do work for you unless you understand their work ethic and speak their language), incredible culture, and some awesome things to see and do (visit the "tiger temple" where abandoned or orphaned tiger cubs are raised by humans; it's an incredible experience to go up and pet live tigers). There are also some... other... reasons to visit, ranging from "medical tourism" (dental, in particular, is high quality but orders of magnitude cheaper than in the US) to "sex tourism" (exactly what you think it is).

      Their politics, on the other hand, are a complete flaming mess. Stay away from them (fortunately, this is easy; I was there for about five weeks and spent almost all of it out of the cities).

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    9. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think maybe you're uninformed. The king doesn't "allow" such crap to happen. The kind is obviously a figurehead, and a tool. I've never heard that the king accused anyone of badmouthing him. It's all the nincompoops who run the government doing it. If Kingy-Poo objects, those more powerful members of the government who enjoy using the king as their tool will set him straight.

      I'd rather be a dirt-poor nobody, right here in America, than to be in Bhum-boy's position.

      (Who thinks that Thailand will try to have me extradited for calling their king a Bhum-boy?)

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    10. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In fairness, I agree the AC was being a bit of a dick. But the point to which he is reacting emotionally does seem worth exploring.

      How far should we, those outraged by this king's treatment of his people, go to do something about it?

      If hard disk sales drop 2% due to every existing geek moving to SSDs, will that change the King's mind about anything?

      Amazon and Google cannot provide their current level of services at anywhere near the price point that they do if they immediately abandon rotating media, and they dwarf our HD purchases. I am uncomfortably reminded that in the U.S. I'm a citizen, who can bring the fight to the doorstep of big money interests, by voting, buying and referending. On the world stage, I am a peasant who, due to his lack of wealth is no more capable pressuring this king than my centuries back british ancestors were of pressuring theirs.

      I don't *like* being reminded of this.

    11. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by KingMotley · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are correct. It isn't the king that is the problem in this case (I'm not sure of any cases actually where the King was the problem). His people love him dearly, much more so than we in the United States care for our current (or any president).

      In fact, the King has used what powers he has to pardon those who have been arrested for bad mouthing him. It seems his majesty is actually a quite reasonable person, and I'm sure there was good intentions on the part of the government when they made the law, however, the law enforcement on the other hand....

    12. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's a case of culture clash. I spent a year there in 1974 while in the USAF, and literally everything there was completely different than here, including the colors of the sky, dirt, and vegetation, but especially the people. In the US, hookers are laughed at, jailed, scorned. In Thailand they are respected. Flipping someone the bird is meaningless there, but point your foot at someone and you're looking at a fistfight (actually, a foot fight; Thai boxing makes extensive use of feet). I once had a gun stuck in my face for refusing a shot of whiskey; it turned out that refusing a gift is a grave insult. Funnier was the guy was cool after I drank the shot.

      And they revere the king. His picture is on every coin and bill, so if you're there do NOT step on money! Stepping on money is incredibly dangerous. Of course, being American I consider the idea of royalty itself to be absurd and wonder why my British cousins need them?

      But if you're going to refuse to buy from Thailans because of this, you're pretty much stuck with only buying things from your own country, because every foreign country is going to have something normal to them that is atrocious to you (and vice versa). Like kings, or censorship, or guns, or burqas, or drugs, or drug laws, or something you consider corrupt where they think not having it is corrupt.

      If you want a world econiomy, you're going to have to put up with other cultures' things you hate -- like guns, or gun laws, or censorship, or pornography, or royalty, or religion...

      (mcgrew here, can't seem to be able to log in on this PC)

    13. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "sex tourism" (exactly what you think it is)

      As a US citizen, I think that means a mix of what Reno, Nevada has to offer or, if I prefer, the opportunity to earn a free trip to one of our nation's "finest accommodations" where I will have free room and board for many, many years followed by many years of getting to pose for pictures at my local police department and a lifetime of having to brag about getting that free room and board every time I apply for a job.

      Am I close?

    14. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Zemran · · Score: 1

      ??? They do not have a work ethic! Getting them to work is like herding cats.

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    15. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Hatta · · Score: 1

      If you happen to drop a bhat, and it blows away in the wind, don't step on it. Just let it go.

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    16. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (visit the "tiger temple" where abandoned or orphaned tiger cubs are raised by humans; it's an incredible experience to go up and pet live tigers)

      Fuck you. Die scum. Abandoned or orphaned my foot. They import tigers from Laos so nitwit tourists like you can go all ooh and aah and look at the cute furry balls while spending moneyz. Google and youtube are your friends, these are some really, really sick fucks.

    17. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by tjl2015 · · Score: 1

      They're also the world capital for gender reassignment surgery! In this light, Bangkok's name is quite ironic.

    18. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't. That doesn't mean I can't try. At the least, I can minimize what I do buy that comes from Thailand.

      I assume you're not buying anything from China and other much more oppressive regimes either?

    19. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Runaway1956 · · Score: 0

      LMAO - we've said the same thing, and I'm a troll, while you're insightful. The amusing part of it is, I'm hearing the wife in my mind: "Don't use that tone of voice with me!"

      I guess you have a nicer tone than I do! ;^)

      (Either that, or the Thai government has some paid shills who have mod points? Nahhhh - I'm not believing that for a moment!)

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    20. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not at all accurate. The King pardons people after they've been in jail (since they generally don't get any bail) for weeks or months, and even after convictions he takes time to pardon them, and then gets to be all generous. The King could if he wanted too, tell people that he doesn't like the law and they should get rid of it. He, and his people are together stamping on others basic ability for the most important forms of free speech- the ability to criticize their government. So fuck him, and fuck the monarchy and fuck their laws. Fuck em.

    21. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 2

      Of course, being American I consider the idea of royalty itself to be absurd and wonder why my British cousins need them?

      We don't *need* them. We have them anyway. A bit like a fancy car or an iphone.

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    22. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by NicBenjamin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And they revere the king. His picture is on every coin and bill, so if you're there do NOT step on money! Stepping on money is incredibly dangerous. Of course, being American I consider the idea of royalty itself to be absurd and wonder why my British cousins need them?

      Clearly you have not been paying attention to the antics in DC. If you're British/Australian/etc. when some idiot decides to bring the entire government to a halt as a negotiating tactic you can close your eyes and pretend Grandma (aka: Her Majesty the Queen) will fix it. She may not (she didn't solve Australia's Constitutional Crisis in 1975), but she could.

      Sometimes she even does. Canada's Prorogation Crises was solved largely because she realized that letting the Tories get their way for two months (ie: proroguing Parliament from December 4th to January 26th) would not actually hurt anyone, but agreeing to the Opposition's demands could force a new election a few months after the old. If the Opposition actually had the votes in Parliament to govern the country in early December they'd clearly also have those votes in late January, but it they only had the votes to dump Harper, then Harper would be dumped, nobody would run the country for a few moths while they proved they had no plan (literally nobody -- they hadn't agreed who should be Prime Minister), and then everyone would have to pay for a new election. Which Harper probably would have won because a) in october he'd won, and b) would you vote for those morons?

      Granted the person who actually did this crap was the Governor-General, but it was widely reported that Governor-General Jean only did those things after consulting with the Queen; and the Canadians got a whole lot of shit for that. It never seemed to occur to anyone that she's got hundreds of years of experience being Monarch of a Westminster-system Democracy (50 years ad Queen of England, Jamaica, Barbados etc. adds up), which is quite useful when something weird happens.

      But if you're going to refuse to buy from Thailans because of this, you're pretty much stuck with only buying things from your own country, because every foreign country is going to have something normal to them that is atrocious to you (and vice versa). Like kings, or censorship, or guns, or burqas, or drugs, or drug laws, or something you consider corrupt where they think not having it is corrupt.

      If you want a world econiomy, you're going to have to put up with other cultures' things you hate -- like guns, or gun laws, or censorship, or pornography, or royalty, or religion...

      (mcgrew here, can't seem to be able to log in on this PC)

      Heck, you're stuck with not buying anything, ever,

      I've never met a geek who does not have significant problems with his own government, an obscure plan to fix said problems, and extreme frustration that everyone else is not passionate about replacing first-pass-the-post with proportional representation via the Condorcet method.

      Thailand has it's problems. They are definitely way too protective of their King to be a good Democracy. But they don't have a debt ceiling, or a Speaker of the House who thinks he has a mandate to thwart a President who won (by almost 5 million) despite losing the popular vote by more then a million.

    23. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize the tigers in the tiger temple are drugged out of their minds so they don't eat anyone?

    24. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      But you're cool with China right?

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    25. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by happy_place · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Please don't visit Thailand for sex tourism. It only perpetuates the tragedy of human trafficking, many young people are sold and enslaved for a short, disease-ridden, and trashy life, due to the wealth and privilege of those who think they can use people like objects. It is a haunting horrific thing that needs to stop. We humans should treat one another better.

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    26. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duuuuude, you say that like that's a baaad thing...

    27. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We have royalty in the United States too, I'll never understand why we feel all superior to countries that acknowledge it and expect their kings to live up to certain minimal standards.

      Oh well, our inherited billionaires have power that King George could only dream about, but, sure, if it helps our self esteem we have no royalty in the United States.

      Sure.

      Right.

    28. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And don't forget about the ladyboys! Best in the world!

    29. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by hahn · · Score: 1

      And if you and everyone else do the same, some Thai factories may get shutdown and workers may be fired. How does this affect the king?

      When you get mad at your boss, do you go home and kick your dog?

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    30. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by meerling · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, he can't. He has to do his own wheedling and backroom dealing to get the right people to back him, since he essentially has no power. I've seen a couple of these things happen a few years ago, and the day & hour he heard about them, he began speaking out against that law and what was being done 'in his name' but against his will.
      Even though he has no official political power, he does know people, and the populace love him. That allows him to do things, but only after he's been able to build a sufficient backing so that the ones in control won't just ignore him and sweep it under the rug.
      Remember, a king he may be, but it's a title that comes with no power.

    31. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      steaming turd if he allows such crap to happen.

      He doesn't "allow" it to happen, since he has no role in making or enforcing the laws. In the past, the king has spoken out against political abuse of lese-majesty laws.

      Frequently he pardons the person found guilty, altho there's usually conditions attached (ie: the Swiss dude left Thailand and agreed never to come back).

      It's not his fault the rest of the country freaks out when you criticize him.

    32. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      How do you know they revere the king? Because nobody said anything otherwise?

    33. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by tibit · · Score: 1

      Are there no hard drive plants outside of Thailand?! I seem to recall at least two other plants in Europe.

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    34. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We don't *need* them.

      Actually I disagree - we do need them for two reasons. First the monarch can break up political log jams by either dissolving or proroging parliament as required. This is a very limited power but used at the right time can keep the system flowing smoothly. Second having a monarch avoids the need for yet another clueless politician who only cares about getting reelected and will likely cost the tax payer far more than the monarch they replace.

      While a monarchy may be somewhat old fashioned the only reason to get rid of something old which works is to replace it with something better. Frankly I have yet to see evidence that there is a better system out there. Given that power rests almost entirely with the elected parliaments I fail to see any gain in replacing a hereditary monarchy with, what will effectively be, an elected one.

    35. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by tibit · · Score: 1

      I once had a gun stuck in my face for refusing a shot of whiskey

      Yeah, what a mark of civilization for people to get violent at you for refusing alcohol. Violence may be part of the way of life, but to call it culture is retarded. It's not culture, it's their customs being stuck 100 years behind the times -- and I don't mean behind western culture, but behind what's known about how people tick. Forcing someone to do something as a matter of custom is popular tyranny, not culture.

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    36. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      a President who won (by almost 5 million) despite losing the popular vote by more then a million.

      I can't help but point out how little sense this makes.
      Just to interject hard fact here: Obama got 65,899,660 votes, and Romney got 60,929,152 (which is probably where you got your "by almost 5 million"), but I really can't fathom what "despite losing the popular vote by more then a million" refers to. (You may also want to review the differences between the words "then" and "than".)

    37. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      That doesn't mean we need them. They may or may not be a better option. Other countries get by without a monarch.

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    38. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually the king can not. As with most monarchies these days, the monarch hasn't much to say. The monarch cannot change the law. In some cases he could refuse to sign a law. But he can not actively change a law. Same with the pardon, you cannot pardon someone unless they are convicted. The monarch is not allowed to interfere with a ongoing trial. But don't let reality interfere with your idea of monarchy, after all you saw all those movies about camelot right...

    39. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      it would be more accurate to say:

      being an American I consider the idea of royalty itself to be absurd and wonder why my Canadian neighbors need them? (especially if they aren't even in your supposedly independent country)

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    40. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Stiletto · · Score: 1

      Well, that escalated quickly.

    41. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      How far should we, those outraged by this king's treatment of his people, go to do something about it?

      Was it actually the king, or an over-zealous sycophant? If the king is constitutionally banned from any political role, and takes his job seriously, he may not have any say in what happened.

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    42. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Some of these countries get by better than others.

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    43. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      She may not (she didn't solve Australia's Constitutional Crisis in 1975), but she could.

      She didn't, but her personal representative in this vicinity did.

      Well, sort of.

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    44. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Cederic · · Score: 2

      We don't need them, but they're good PR and make a profit. It would be daft to get rid really.

      Of course, the public pomp and circumstance should be matched by utter irreverance when meeting them in private.

      "Hey Liz, stick the kettle on!"

    45. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1

      >like an iPhone

      Need some royalty in your country? There's an app for that!

    46. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      how dare you interject facts, this is the internet!

    47. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      That doesn't mean we need them. They may or may not be a better option. Other countries get by without a monarch.

      We need them, or something like them. Ultimately for every country there is always a "head of state" - at least as far as I am aware. They may call it something different, given them more or less power and have a different selection criteria but ultimately it is the same thing with a different label (and usually less competence and more cost).

    48. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It never seemed to occur to anyone that she's got hundreds of years of experience being Monarch of a Westminster-system Democracy

      I knew she was an evil lizard-person!

    49. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      A puppet king is no king at all.

    50. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      He doesn't "allow" it to happen, since he has no role in making or enforcing the laws. In the past, the king has spoken out against political abuse of lese-majesty laws.

      Given how respected the king is, if he were to actually criticize the laws themselves (and not just their "abuse"), and request that they be removed, why wouldn't the parliament oblige?

    51. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      He can't change the law, but he can ask that the law be changed. Considering the respect that is accorded to the king, his request would have to be granted by the parliament.

      Or, he could, at least, pardon people as soon as they are convicted, not sometime after.

    52. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      And lots of nice tropical fruit like lychees and durians and mangosteens.

    53. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      To quote myself for the record:

      Speaker of the House who thinks he has a mandate to thwart a President who won (by almost 5 million) despite losing the popular vote by more then a million.

      The GOP lost the popular vote for US House by 1.3-1.4 million, which means Speaker Boehner lost the popular vote by more the a million. "Who thinks he has a mandate to thwart a President who won (by almost 5 million)" is it's own clause modifying "Speaker of the House," "despite" signals the start of a prepositional phrase which includes another clause ("losing the popular vote by more then a million").

      I understand this is slightly above the sixth-grade-level most people reas at, but it's not that deep. Really. Especially for somebody who grammar skills are so elite he corrects other people.

    54. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      His facts would be more convincing if his reading comprehension were better.

      As is he's totally misinterpreting the sentence,and then trying to correct it's grammar.

    55. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by jampola · · Score: 1

      Dude, you should read up on your history. HM The King certainly isn't a turd, he is more of a binding force between the 2 major sides in Thailand (being red shirts and yellow shirts and those in-between) and sadly he has no power over these laws (which have been in affect in the Kingdom loooong before HM The King was born) -- However on several occasions he has requested for the Lese Majeste rule be eradicated but under Thai law, he doesn't have the power to be able to do this. He has even mentioned that if anyone should be criticized it should be himself. Don't hate The King, hate our retarded backwards government who puts more emphasis on dollars, cents and saving face.

      You better start saving up for some SSD's then! :)

    56. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by jampola · · Score: 1

      "friendly people (just don't try to hire them to do work for you unless you understand their work ethic and speak their language)"

      I take it you've spent a bit of time here then?!?! You're spot on! Welcome to my daily life of employing Thai's! (not to say they're ALL bad, just most of them)

    57. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously don't understand how this works in Thailand. I won't deny that there is human trafficking, but it isn't completely pervasive throughout the Thai sex industry. The practical matter is this: a prostitute in Bangkok can make more money from 2-3 customers than they could in an entire month working as a waitress. Hell, many are able to convince foreigners to send them money regularly from abroad as a "retainer" for when they do visit.

    58. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Stumpeh · · Score: 1

      Let's be fair here. It isn't about "this king's treatment of his people". The king himself has spoken out about this law. It's the government of Thailand that are abusing the law for their own political gain.

    59. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step right up, step right up, I have a batch of 40gb ide hard disks, get em while you can!

    60. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the King speaks out against this law and his speech is construed as speaking against the King, will the he be imprisoned?

    61. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you have not been paying attention to the antics in DC. If you're British/Australian/etc. when some idiot decides to bring the entire government to a halt as a negotiating tactic you can close your eyes and pretend Grandma (aka: Her Majesty the Queen) will fix it. She may not (she didn't solve Australia's Constitutional Crisis in 1975), but she could.

      What the fuck are you bitching about? We should annually bring the government to a halt by whatever degree required to balance the budget. Or layoff all people every Friday, Thursday, Wednes... whatever the fuck it takes. All government checks to either employers or contractors could have an automatic deduction to account for money not raised in that or the previous fiscal period. Throw in SS and medixxxx checks so TPTB have every fucking incentive to balance the budget. If they want to overspend, it comes out of everyone's ass *THAT* year.

      What magical fucking monkeyland do you live in where you think REAL money grows on trees?

      And why are your panties bunched into your pussy over MSM talking points? Who gives a fuck about a temporary shutdown? Are you a DC-based reporter whose life would be thrown into disarray by a powershift away from that region?

      Keep your stupid fucking opinions to yourself until your balls descend or something.

    62. Re:Bhumibol Adulyadej must be a giant by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      I once had a gun stuck in my face for refusing a shot of whiskey; it turned out that refusing a gift is a grave insult. Funnier was the guy was cool after I drank the shot.

      Sounds like Texas.

  3. How does cuba have an embargo by i+kan+reed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But Thailand is still where a huge chunk of consumer goods in the U.S. come from? How are the communists so much worse than monarchist totalitarians?

    1. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I haven't seen a "Made in Thailand" mark in, it has to be, 15 years. I just looked around at everything in my immediate vicinity, and it is almost all "Made in China", except for this pad of sticky notes that is "Made in USA" and my shoes which are "Made in Philippines"

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    2. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by macbeth66 · · Score: 0

      Because a single bullet could solve this problem. Its a lot harder to end an oligarchica dictatorship.

    3. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But Thailand is still where a huge chunk of consumer goods in the U.S. come from? How are the communists so much worse than monarchist totalitarians?

      They've never challenged the US in the way that Cuba, et al, have (eg, with rhetoric and saber rattling). That's the true mark of an enemy of the US, challenging our manhood.

    4. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by iserlohn · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hard disks - lots of them come from Thailand. Easier to ensure that sensitive technology is kept in-house and not leaked to up-and-coming competitors.

    5. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Coisiche · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Presumably because people are taught from birth that communism is evil but it's okay to invite monarchist totalitarians to the barbeque? And if they're rich and likely to bring plenty booze, so much the better.

    6. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by alen · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Florida has lots of ex-cubans who hate castro. florida is a battleground state
      if a candidate supports lifting sanctions the ex-cuban population is enough to guarantee the loss of those electoral votes

    7. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by ericloewe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      communism tends to be aggressive towards you.

      your average monarchist totalitarian couldn't care less, as long as he lives as king and you don't piss him off.

    8. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's probably because there are huge number of Cuban Americans that can still remember the firing line executions, lynchings, concentration camps, and outright theft of personal property that occurred during the Cuban revolution. Those are americans who have seen horrors and can never forgive the communist for what they did.

    9. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by nedlohs · · Score: 4, Funny

      Remember how hard drive prices shot up a while ago? And how there was flooding in Thailand just prior to that happening?

      That wasn't just a coincidence.

    10. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You keep your guns to ward off monarchists.

    11. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's true: King Bhumibol Adulyade caused the flooding.

    12. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chances are pretty good that if you wear eyeglasses, the lenses were manufactured in Thailand or somewhere nearby.

    13. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because no swing state has a large population of ex-pat Thais to appease.

    14. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Hentes · · Score: 1

      AFAIK the power is in the hands of the military, they just use the somewhat popular monarch to further their own goals.

    15. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1, Insightful

      communism tends to be aggressive towards you.

      Citation needed. Seriously.

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    16. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 2

      Those are americans who have seen horrors and can never forgive the communist for what they did.

      That. Was. NOT. Communism.

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      Upward mobility is a slippery slope - the higher you climb the more you show your ass.
    17. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Thorodin · · Score: 1

      But Thailand is still where a huge chunk of consumer goods in the U.S. come from? How are the communists so much worse than monarchist totalitarians?

      Communists had a tendency to spread their dogma to other countries whereas monarchists are perfectly happy abusing their own people. Unless, of course, they aspire to abuse everyone such as Mussolini (avoiding H so someone can't sling Godwin's law at me).

    18. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's the true mark of an enemy of the US, challenging our manhood.

      The situation was a little more severe than "challenging our manhood", what with the nuclear missiles and all.

      Though I'd agree the situation is worth revisiting. Communism failed spectacularly there a long time ago. If we can help the unfortunate, maybe we should. They don't deserve what the communists have done to them.

    19. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Baloroth · · Score: 4, Informative

      Presumably because people are taught from birth that communism is evil but it's okay to invite monarchist totalitarians to the barbeque? And if they're rich and likely to bring plenty booze, so much the better.

      One of the fundamental principles of communism is that it must spread and take over the entire world. Marx himself said that. Communism inherently cannot co-exist peacefully with non-communist countries, not if they are sticking to their ideology even moderately. That's why people are taught from birth that communism is evil. Because it is.

      The relevant quote from the end of the Communist Manifesto (Chapter 4 if you want to find it yourself):

      The Communists disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions.

      OTOH, most monarchical totalitarians are perfectly willing to let everyone else live in peace so long as their power isn't threatened. Pragmatically speaking, most countries are fine with that so long as they keep their humanitarian fouls to a relative minimum. Other countries only turn their attention towards them when they either a) expand their power by conquering other countries (or threatening to), or b) start murdering lots of people in cold blood. And even those can be ignored if it's politically convenient, since starting war over someone else's problem is... well, frowned upon, at least after the fact, when people notice the bill.

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    20. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go read a history book. Particularly one written by a firsthand witness.

    21. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're going to have to learn to live with the fact that political parties and movements take up names, yet often end up taking positions and performing actions contrary to where their name came from, and they will be remembered for those. It also doesn't help if there is a repeating pattern of movements in a particular name going sour in the end. Regardless, brighter people can keep things separate, that there are many factions and flavors of some movements, and the dumb ones that can't keep things separate aren't going to be fixed by arguing with their labeling or risking going down the route of "no true Scotsman."

    22. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I guess you were asleep in history class when names like Urban II, Napoleon, Julius Caesar and Genghis Kahn were tossed around.

    23. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      One of the fundamental principles of communism is that it must spread and take over the entire world.

      Yes, the idea is that communism should spread, not that a communistic nation should spread it.
      Marx was of the belief that a system so superior would be very popular among the people and that every population that witnessed the splendor of communism would change their nation to this better system.
      The overthrowing he mentioned is that of an oppressed population getting rid of their monarch and enforcing a democratic system. (Just like Lenin tried to do. The failure was that Lenin didn't have the support of the people and couldn't install a communism with democratic means.)
      This is not much different from what U.S. gun-nuts claims that they want to be able to do but never does.

    24. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Communism (like any other religion) is not some "thing" separate and apart from the people who claim to adhere to it - it is exactly the actions of those who call themselves communists.

    25. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by tqk · · Score: 2, Informative

      communism tends to be aggressive towards you.

      Citation needed. Seriously.

      You have got to be kidding. Kulaks, a history of the KGB.

      This is not to suggest that (so-called) Capitalism isn't every bit as aggressive, or that monarchies are any better.

      Geez man, read a book!

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    26. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Mafia wants their property back.

    27. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the fundamental principles of communism is that it must spread and take over the entire world. Marx himself said that. Communism inherently cannot co-exist peacefully with non-communist countries, not if they are sticking to their ideology even moderately. That's why people are taught from birth that communism is evil. Because it is.

      /quote>

      And now the off unspoken corollary to the above:
      One of the fundamental principles in capitalism is that it must spread and take over the world. Every capitalist ever exemplifies this with rhetoric and direct action. Capitalism inherently cannot co-exist peacefully with non-capitalist countries, they will inevitably take them over and enslave them economically (as has happened 100% of the time via IMF/World Bank). That's why people are taught from birth that capitalism is God's Chosen Economic System. Because otherwise 99% of the planet would instantly revolt against their unelected and unaccountable masters instead of gratefully worshipping those who wield the whip.

    28. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by lxs · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's a pope two emperors and one khan. Not a single king among them.

    29. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should drive a Kawasaki!

    30. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      Cuba has an embargo because they nationalized property owned by US citizens and corporations. I assume there wasn't much US investement in Thailand when it went communist. There was also that whole thing with the nuclear missles. I don't think Thialand has ever been a security risk to Florida and Texas.

    31. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly enough, the King of Thailand has tried to get this law repealed, but he is powerless to do so, only the elected government there can.

    32. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      One of the fundamental principles of communism is that it must spread and take over the entire world

      It's like capitalism in that respect.

    33. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "(avoiding H so someone can't sling Godwin's law at me)"

      Godwin!! Godwin!! You referenced Hitler!!

      Godwin just kind of sneaks up on you ...

    34. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if the US government announced that the US is now communistic, and nothing else changed...they wouldn't be lying? That sounds pretty dumb.

    35. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's true: King Bhumibol Adulyade caused the flooding.

      Well, when you gotta go, you REALLY gotta go!

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    36. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      lots of wood products and a good amount of ceramic stuff comes from there.

    37. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That. Was. Done. By. Communists.

      Commies need to live with that, just like hackers have to live with people-who-call-themselves-hackers having committed crimes. Deal with it.

      If there's something to learn from it, it's that maybe it's a good idea to police people who wear the same nametag as you.

    38. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      But, neither Mussolini nor the H-man were kings.

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    39. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of pride among Thais about being the ONLY country in SE Asia what wasn't a direct colony of a larger power. They quite skillfully managed to retain their independence, even during WW2.

    40. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by dryeo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The secret police was a Russian invention predating the communists and still part of their culture.

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    41. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      That. Was. NOT. Communism.

      Exactly! Actual communism is impossible. What we see every place it's tried is the sort of horror, misery, death and oppression that such attempts always turn into. Because the movement's ideals require that sort of tyranny in order to get things under way, and never progress past that part because ... because they don't really want utopian everyone-gets-the-same-stuff-while-only-a-few-people-produce it wonderlands anyway. They just want someone else's stuff, and once they have that, they just want power.

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    42. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      One of the fundamental principles of communism is that it must spread and take over the entire world. Marx himself said that. Communism inherently cannot co-exist peacefully with non-communist countries, not if they are sticking to their ideology even moderately. That's why people are taught from birth that communism is evil. Because it is.

      Sounds a lot like some organized religions or at least a few of their denominations...

    43. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by causality · · Score: 2

      Just like Lenin tried to do. The failure was that Lenin didn't have the support of the people and couldn't install a communism with democratic means.

      And, being a True Believer, he didn't let a little implementation detail like that stop him. No, sir!

      That's the problem with True Believers. They tend to think that the ends justify the means.

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    44. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You (and supporters of communism) sound like those Martians from Mars Attacks that shoot lasers at people while yelling "We came in peace".

    45. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Hard disks - lots of them come from Thailand. Easier to ensure that sensitive technology is kept in-house and not leaked to up-and-coming competitors.

      A lot of hard drives are made in China too these days. After the flood, it seems the Chinese factories have been commissioned to build more of the hard drives. And these aren't just taking the drive and stuffing it in an enclosure, these are the actual mechanisms themselves. From low end to top end hich capacity drives as well.

      And in the end, hard drive manufacture is high capital and low reward, so stealing technology isn't that big a deal.

      It's why the market for spinning rust has consolidated down to two companies - making the precision components and all that is very specialized and the final product doesn't cost that much in the end.

      Or to put it another way - making hard drives is hard. It requires special factories with clean rooms assembling precision mechanical bits together, solder on parts, and the final result at the end has to have a wholesale cost of $50 for a 2TB drive or so.

      Making an SSD is much easier - all you need is access to electronic components and be able to solder them together. It's why there's only two hard drive manufacturers these days, but dozens of other companies that make SSDs - because anyone can stick electronic components together on a circuitboard.

    46. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by gsslay · · Score: 4, Informative

      The USSR was not a communist state. It claimed to be, but plain fact demonstrated it was not. Read a book.

      The USSR was a totalitarian state, which fully explains the Kulaks and KGB without any need to implicate communism.

      So your conclusions are based on a false premise from the start.

    47. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by ahabswhale · · Score: 1

      Because Thailand didn't piss off a bunch of very large US corporations by nationalizing their shit out of existence. That's the real reason they're embargoed. The communism thing is just a politically passable excuse. By embargoing them, we're warning others to never do the same otherwise they risk being embargoed forever.

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    48. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      the movement's ideals require that sort of tyranny in order to get things under way

      Nope. It only requires (much) further development. K0 civilization is not going to cut it.

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    49. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. For instance, Thailand remained independent from the Empire of Japan during WWII the same way that France remained independent of The German Reich. Which is to say, in name only. And even if it had happened otherwise, all they'd have to do is declare discussion of real history somehow lese-majesty and arrest non-revisionist historians. Problem solved.

    50. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because the neo-cons are still pissed about that whole missile deal from back in the beginning of the 1960's. On the other hand, they're rather fond of lady-boys.

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    51. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by alexo · · Score: 1

      communism tends to be aggressive towards you.

      That would be Leninism et al. There are other versions of Communism, you know. Hell, even Marx's "dictatorship of the proletariat" was intended to be democratic.

      your average monarchist totalitarian couldn't care less, as long as he lives as king and you don't piss him off.

      Such monarchs usually have very short life spans.
      The more forward thinking ones make sure that you do not have the means nor the opportunity to "piss them off", even if you wanted to.

    52. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Actually the idea of a "secret police" dates back well before then. The Frumentarii were employed by Hadrian during the second century A.D..

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    53. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the reason why you have dozens of companies is because the margins are higher for now.

      Nobody else wants to start a business making 2TB spinning disks for $50.

      Fancy tech? Check.
      Need to give 1-3 year warranties? Check.
      Rare earth metals? Check.
      Low margins? Check.
      Price typically keeps going down? Check.
      Periodically need to reinvest billions? Check.

      You'd do better selling overpriced coffee or desserts.

    54. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      How about the various monarchs of England, Spain, France, and Portugal during the so-called "age of exploration", wherein they just moved in and took land from people?

    55. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by ericloewe · · Score: 2

      Considering that communism in practice is restricted to Leninism and below, I'd say it's irrelevant if Marx wanted democracy or not.

    56. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by timeOday · · Score: 2

      Communism is an unstable state in nature. It was tried lots of places besides Russia at around the same time - including many religious colonies in the US. None lasted. So the meaningful question is not, "what is a Communist nation like" but rather, "what tends to happen when a nation pursues Communism." (And by the way, the same is true of libertarianism - it is unstable. Unregulated freedom for everybody lasts for about 5 minutes before power consolidates.)

    57. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The USSR was no true Scotsman. In fact, there's no such thing as Communism at all--it's all theory.

    58. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      Those are americans who have seen horrors and can never forgive the communist for what they did.

      That. Was. NOT. Communism.

      Then what is?

      If you want to take the all of means of production from their current owners/controllers said owners/controllers are not gonna be cool with that. They are going to oppose you. They'll probably shoot at you. They'll definitely politically scheme to un-seat you.

      Which means you have to shoot them, and Capitalism gives enough people some share of the means of production (401ks, a house, etc.) that you're gonna be using an awful lot of bullets.

      Now if you want a more peaceful, less brutal Revolution, you're basically going the Chavez route, and Chavez isn't really Communist because he hasn't passed a bill out-lawing private property. He's a Social Democrat with Authoritarian tendencies.

    59. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      So, if the US government announced that the US is now communistic, and nothing else changed...they wouldn't be lying? That sounds pretty dumb.

      That's already happened. Not with the exact word "Communism," but the US Constitutional definition of "Right" is pretty much the exact opposite of all prior English-language usage.

      In 1700 a "Right" was something that small group of people held. The "Rights" of the Freeman of London were completely different then the "Rights" of the Gentry, which were completely different then the "Rights" of a Nobleman or a Villein (Serf). A "Right" was analogous to Copyright, in that it gave a small group of people an enforceable legal ability to do a certain thing, which is pretty much the exact opposite of the Bill of Rights.

      What happened was the French started the Enlightenment, decided everyone has certain Rights, and Washington's generation of Americans really thought that was a great idea...

      And now pretty much everyone goes along with us because we're Just That Big.

    60. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Cruxus · · Score: 2

      I'll take a shot at this one. First let's look at a couple of etymologies. For 'corporation', think of 'corpse' or 'body', which is the Latin meaning; for 'capital', think 'head', again from the Latin. Think of then a business in capitalism, or a corporation, as an organic body composed of individuals. Capital is the head, the brains that think, plan, and create. The rest of the body is labor: the arms, legs, and strong trunk that build at the behest of the head that commands.

      What happens when the body is flush with arrogance and decides to form unions and starts getting radical ideas: that it does not need its own head, for example? Communism is the body's notion that it can chop off its head and then organize itself into a headless "collective" that can think by combining the cells of its arms and strong torso, yet muscle cells and are not brain cells, so tyranny is inevitable.

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    61. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and trillion-dollar bank bailouts are not capitalism. We're both right, but your argument is going to have about as much impact around here as mine.

    62. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      I guess you were asleep in history class when names like Urban II, Napoleon, Julius Caesar and Genghis Kahn were tossed around.

      Caesar was actually Republican, not Monarchist. All the early Emperors were officially simply people who happened to have extreme influence in elections to the offices of the Roman Republic. Their official title was equivalent to US Senate President Pro Temp. Khan and Napoleon were not Monarchs in the sense that the OP meant because both rose from relatively humble origins.

      Totalitarian Monarchs are typically a lot more interested in maintaining their inheritance then expanding it. Sometimes they have a fairly large view of that inheritance, as the later Russian Czars did, but it's very rare for someone to inherit a Kingdom and immediately set up an International Party dedicated to conquering all the other Kingdoms as the Commies did.

    63. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      Thailand is a constitutional monarchy, so it isn't "totalitarian".

    64. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      Thailand has never been Communist. They actually fought against the Commies in several of the Vietnam Wars extended theaters.

      They were anti-US, and officially Axis members, during WW2, but since then they've been at least leaning towards the US in their foreign policy.

    65. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by dryeo · · Score: 1

      True. Probably every authoritarian regime has had some form of secret police and even democracies, especially during times of war have had them. What the Russians did was invent (perfect?) the modern secret police that the KGB was based on.

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    66. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Communism inherently cannot co-exist peacefully with non-communist countries, not if they are sticking to their ideology even moderately. That's why people are taught from birth that communism is evil. Because it is.

      You jump right from A to C.

      All systems that cannot co-exist peacefully with other systems are evil?

      If you honestly think your system is better than other systems, then isn't it your duty to make others adopt your system?

      That's what democracies have been doing for centuries; indeed, that's what every society that is open to the world does. The details of how you convert others change, but the motive logic remains the same.

      The only societies that truly 'live peacefully' with other societies are those that are insular, which itself is a kind of crime, as it splits up the human family.

    67. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by tqk · · Score: 1

      Next, do what the nice GP asked and provide us citations of why communism is aggressive towards you.

      It depends who you are. From each according to ability, to each according to need. That doesn't sound all that passive toward the former.

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    68. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Avoidable violence is preferable to unavoidable violence. A government that kidnaps people for saying specific things that anyone can easily avoid is easily shown to be better than a communist government where violence is lurking everywhere. Huge caveat here is that I am entirely ignorant of the Thai form of statism; I suspect plenty other atrocities come with a government like that so I'll reserve judgement about whether it is better or not.

      As for USG embargo questions, better for them is dependent upon what keeps ruling members of the USG powerful. This includes things like acquiescing to USG influence which in turn permits corporations connected to politicians to receive special privilege in Thailand. Cuban government sold off its people to the USSR rather than the USG, so naturally the USG would get huffy and attack any peaceful traders in the region. The Thai state however has permitted bits of capitalism for its people and corporatism for the USG. This makes all the difference in USG foreign policy. Another reason is that a lot of the Asian nations were given favoritism as an incentive to lure them away from the communist block. To some extent, the whole USSR vs US deal was over trade and access to resources. A lot of trade is a function of state control rather than voluntary trade agreements of society. Governments carve up land into arbitrary regions and lock down access, or doll it out to friends and supplicants. Cuban rulers had already decided to favor the USSR, and control the production and trade of Cuban society in ways that excluded the USG. So it made more sense(in an evil sort of way) to embargo them. A final reason off the top of my head was for fear mongering and for looking tough. Politicians earn a lot of political credit when they convince people that something is a threat then attack it. Externalizing threat makes citizens more attached to their rulers. Supposing cows were smart enough, if a farmer distracts cows with threats of wolves outside the fence, they won't be quite so concerned with being farmed for milk and meat.

    69. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are the one making the claim they were not communist, you prove it.

      A state can be both communist AND totalitarian.

    70. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Now if you want a more peaceful, less brutal Revolution, all you have to do is do it very slowly.

      The problem with what Marx thought would happen is that he assumed the rich and powerful would never let the poor have any political power, which was, indeed, a reasonable assumption at the time he wrote.

      In fact, people forget that what Marx 'predicted' had actually happened several times before. The French Revolution, and so on. The poor get fed up, and seize power...but power was always seized by a small group of people, and before long they were rich and in charge. (In fact, power was always seized by _the very next rung down_, not by the bottom.)

      The failure on Marx's part is that he did realize what advances in communication and travel would result in. They allow the poor to organize in ways they were never able to do so before, and, just as importantly, leave if circumstances were not to their liking. Meanwhile, it means the excesses of the rich get known to everyone. At some point, you stopped being able to send the police out to beat up strikers...and if you did everyone knew. With advances in camera technology, it's harder and harder to even try to _arrest_ people for invalid reasons.

      So instead of the workers overthrowing the government, we have workers forcing concessions from the rich, both via unions and via political action.

      Granted, the rich have fought this for the last century, and even somewhat managed to force it backward in places, and their current attempt to purchase the government in the US is proceeding apace, but it appears to be a rather inexorable slide towards the 'poor' being charge. Or, rather, the majority being charge.

      And once they're in charge, the majority won't put up with that sort of bullshit forever. Perhaps more to the point, without _rigging the game_, the rich would never continue to be as rich as they are anyway. Ask why CEOs get paid so much. Ask why all sorts of largess somehow falls out of corporations towards the rich, and all sort of largess falls out of the government towards corporations. Ask why we're constantly 'privating' things so corporations can make a profit from government functions, instead of the government just hiring people to do it. Ask why we bail out banks instead of mortgage holders. Without the power structure _actively_ diverting money to the rich, the rich would rapidly stop being rich.

      And that's without the poor deciding to take their money away, which is, indeed, a possibility. (Especially as the entitle asshats can't stop their entitled behavior even after they've blown up the economy. 'JUMP, YOU FUCKERS' indeed.) But even if that doesn't happen, the rich will slowly run out of money. (Because they don't fucking do anything except stand around 'owning' shit and charging us rent to use it, so all the government or even other corporations really has to do is provide alternatives to that. E.g., It's a Wonderful Life. Where's that bank you Occupy guys are working on?)

      At some point the majority of people will actually have some sort of ownership stake in the place they live and work, as opposed to 75% of the stuff being owned by 10% of the people, and the 'communist revolution' will have sorta happened without anyone noticing.

      The workers don't need to 'seize the means of production'. Half of them just need to get a small business loan and start up their own means of production, and the other half just need to join a union, and force the owner of the means of production to actually start paying them...including stock options. And everyone needs to stop electing superich entitle assholes to run the government and file a shareholder lawsuit when those assholes are hired at insane wages to run the corporation that they now have stock in.

      Viva la revolution.

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    71. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Capitalism relies on constant expansion. One of the two methods of expansion is finding new markets. This is why capitalism cannot co-exist with non-capitalist countries.

      The other method is improved productivity, if you're wondering.

    72. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by alexo · · Score: 1

      Considering that communism in practice is restricted to Leninism and below, I'd say it's irrelevant if Marx wanted democracy or not.

      Not so.

      The fact that the only systems calling themselves "communist" that managed to gain power were reprehensible should not be an excuse for a blanket dismissal of anything with "communism" in its name.

    73. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are the one making the claim they were not communist, you prove it.

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    74. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      Let me rephrase then: The thing usually called communism, which should be called something along the lines of Leninism, tends to be aggressive towards you

    75. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aaaand I just bought both books about the Mitrokhin archive. Thanks for the heads up!!! Looks interesting as fuck

    76. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by lgw · · Score: 1

      I get it! No True Communist would ever be aggressive, and so therefore all the fact that 100% of Communist countries historically have been aggressive means they were No True Communists. I can see no flaw in this line of reasoning.

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    77. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Excuse me a minute while I enjoy watching someone called Macbeth draw attention to the option of regicide.

    78. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Do you have references comparing the pre-revolution Tsarist secret police to post-revolution organs?

      I ask only because I'm currently reading Solzhenitsyn and he draws very clear boundaries between the two eras.

      (Yes, I did have to go look up the spelling of his name)

    79. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile USA starts wars to spread democracy. I fail to see how they are any better.

    80. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mexico also nationalized quite a lot of us corporations property (oil). The cuban emabrgo is mostly ideological.

    81. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to capitalism, which actually has been trying to take over the world, using whatever force necessary to bring the glories of the free market (and dollar-denominated oil) to everybody, whether they want it or not? I think evil is more than occasionally in the eye of the beholder. Now, since the American corporate media does all it can to keep people talking about ANYTHING other than what is done in their name for profits in the rest of the world, some degree of surface ignorance is understandable. Information is out there, from the stories of real American hero General Smedley Butler to the support we would give any dictator thug who would proclaim to not be communist whatever else he might have done. Maybe it's escaped your notice that any tribal people who find themselves on top of valuable natural resources seem to find themselves cursed by destruction of their land as their resources are stripped by corporate "owners", or in the middle of a war to protect "our freedom". Well, the Saudis did ok, but we were still learning how to be an empire then. We got better at it. Actually, now we do it to our own people, as fracking pollutes groundwater supplies and the people who own the land have little to nothing in the way of rights to stop it. Chickens coming home to roost, courtesy of empire building chicken hawks.

      Glass houses, my friend.

    82. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You are the one making the claim they were not communist, you prove it.

      Don't look now, but your onus is showing.

      A state can be both communist AND totalitarian.

      Only if you can somehow devise a way for free people who govern themselves to enslave themselves while still remaining free to govern themselves.
      Kinda like the entire population of the country going on an S&M binge. "What the hell, let's give it a go."

      Even socialism is vehemently against totalitarianism. Communism (actual, pink unicorn variety) IS anti-totalitarianism. Bottled.

    83. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by dryeo · · Score: 1

      It's been a long time since I read up on the Okhrana, which was triggered by stories from Russians who were descended from refugees from Czarist Russia. As far as I remember reading, while not as far spread as later, they seemed to practice many of the same methods as the NKVD and the books I read painted them much the same as more moder

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    84. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Once again a good chunk of my post got eaten. I'll try again.

      It's been a long time since I read up on the Okhrana, which was triggered by stories from Russians who were descended from refugees from Czarist Russia. As far as I remember reading, while not as far spread as later, they seemed to practice many of the same methods as the NKVD and the books I read painted them much the same as more modern secret police. Of course technology has continuously allowed more efficiency and Stalin's paranoia took things to a whole different level. Also Czarist Russia mostly consisted of peasants who weren't considered as much of a threat so the Okhrana mostly practiced in the cities that had intellectuals and eventually socialists.
      Really it seemed to be more of a culture thing as much as anything and I'd guess that Solzhenitsyn would have had his own views based on a hatred of Communism and seeing the Czarist times as more golden.
      History is hard to research in an unbiased manner as everything is coloured by the viewpoints of those whose writings we read and the documents that survive.

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    85. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      I don't see how pure communism is anymore evil than pure capitalism. Both involve forcing others into your system or they can just go die in a ditch. You get some real problems when you let those who have dominate those who have not. The rest is really just social trickery that works on different groups of people.

    86. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How is that a fair interpretation? It could easily be read to mean social conditions affecting oneself, not everyone else in the world.

      Christ, it takes a forcible overthrow to oust a monarchical totalitarian for ANY other government! Are you mad?

      I can't believe you just made communism out to be so much worse than totalitarianism and got up modded for it... W.T.F.

    87. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But where are YOU made? ;)

    88. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And where did these US Companies get these properties? Did they buy it from God?

    89. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Because communism is a religion in anything but name.

      Prophets? Check. Scripture? Check. Clergy? Check. Portraits of deities/saints everywhere? Check. Rituals and celebrations? Check. Fighting heretics and unbelievers? Check. Ubiquitous propaganda? Check. Skewed "science"? Check.

      Heck, when I was in 1st-2nd grade, we were told to go to the Labor Day procession or we'd get expelled from school. By the end of my elementary school, we were made walk in catholic processions during school hours.

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    90. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No true Scotsman...

    91. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could say the same thing about the Abolitionists: they wanted slavery to stop existing *everywhere*, not just in their hometowns. If you want to demonstrate Communism to be evil, you need to show that there's something wrong with their ideology, not just that they wanted to promulgate it.

    92. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

      communism tends to be aggressive towards you.

      No. But communist countries have yet to develop dynamic leadership. While Obama has to go away after 8 years in business, communist leaders will sit until someone topples them on the back room (not in the funny kind of way). Because someone is successful getting to the top KNOWS THIS, he must consolidate power, and spend the rest of his career making (bad) political moves to continue consolidating his power.

      Give the same systemic opportunity to Obama, the King of Norway or whomever and they will do the same. (Perhaps not the King of Norway. He's way too relaxed. I blame medicinal herbs. But Norway's PM however..)

      There are many ways to create communist states and communist societies without aggression to "you". Go read Looking Backwards (the American State Communist sci-fi), News From Nowhere (British anarcho-communism), etc for examples.

    93. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      No idea why this isn't at +5...

    94. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Forty-3 · · Score: 1

      Neither is democracy any more stable. Most democracies before the US (and some after) did not last long due to the difficulties of starting one. After the US got itself established, democracies had more of a fighting chance because the US generally supports them. Communism never really had a country where it went into a stable state (the revolutions which led up to establishing them did not help) so there was no role model or guiding hand to keep them from becoming totalitarian states.

      However, Democracy/Capitalism have the same problems as Communism when it comes to long term success. After a while, people in democracy realize that by voting for people, they can get more money. At this point, they do not vote based on the competence or political views (unrelated to money) of the candidate, but on how much money the candidate pledges to give to them. In a similar way, people in communist states (to each according to his needs) realize that no matter how much they work, they will still receive the same amount of money. Even in socialist states (to each according to his contribution), people realize that, much like in democracies, they can influence the amount of money they receive. Either way, the government will slowly devolve into a totalitarian state.

      I am not denouncing either of these ideas, though. They are the best methods by which we have come up with for governing, and may be the best we will ever think of. The United States has done very well over its 200+ year course. Nothing can really be said about communism, since at this point it is still waiting to be actually put into practice and not be used as just a slogan. Unfortunately, the US is already showing signs of decline: the national debt is growing as politicians try to bribe voters with even more money while corporations and banks gain even more power (Oligarchy, anyone?). All this will be solved when we get some angels to govern us, but until then, this is the best we've got.

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    95. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      Yes. Because naming USSR a communist state is like saying a Paki living in Scotland is a Highlander.

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    96. Re:How does cuba have an embargo by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      No, communism simply cannot be coercive, because by definition it is voluntary and [direct] democracy is requisite. Also, it helps when some resources are unlimited or of negligible cost (energy, communication, copying) and when the community is aware of the importance/benefit of a particular activity. Cf. open source communities, creative commons, wikipedia, collaborative consumption. THIS, not tyranny, is communism..

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  4. Pretty radical view of intent by DarkOx · · Score: 2

    Okay maybe he "thought about it" but clearly did not form the intent to name the rest of those names including the kings because he self censored after all.

    It would be kinda like being charged with conspiracy to commit a felony here for talking with some friends about how you go about robbing a bank; in a purely hypothetical manor.

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    1. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by mrsquid0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can easily see this sort of thing happening in the US. Imagine a group of olive-skinned young men sitting in a cafeteria talking, in a purely hypothetical manor, about potential local terrorist targets and how they would go about hypothetically attacking them.

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    2. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by ericloewe · · Score: 0

      It would be kinda like being charged with conspiracy to commit a felony here for talking with some friends about how you go about robbing a bank; in a purely hypothetical manor.

      I can understand a safe, even a safe room, but why would need a bank in your manor? The reason it's hypothetical is because anyone with the cash to have a bank built in their manor has enough cash to want to keep people away, and, again, enough cash to effectively do so.

    3. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by mrsquid0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hmm... I typoed. Manor should be manner. A hypothetical manor is where I live.

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    4. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Funny

      That is completely different.

      The guy in TFA was sent for a predefined amount of time to a jail within the border of the country that convicted him in a legal trial.

      I'm sure none of that would happen to those olive-skinned young men in the US.

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    5. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by firesyde424 · · Score: 1

      It would be kinda like being charged with conspiracy to commit a felony here for talking with some friends about how you go about robbing a bank; in a purely hypothetical manor.

      The sad part about that comment is that this kind of thing does happen in the US. Try walking into any major airport and casually discussing with a friend how could "hypothetically" blow up the airport.

    6. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      I can easily see this sort of thing happening in the US. Imagine a group of olive-skinned young men sitting in a cafeteria

      Given things like two imams pulled from plane bound for North Carolina I doubt your hypothetical group wouldn't have to do much more than just sitting around before someone called the cops on them ".. because"

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    7. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by firesyde424 · · Score: 1

      The sad part about that comment is that this kind of thing does happen in the US. Try walking into any major airport and casually discussing with a friend how could "hypothetically" blow up the airport.

      It just occurred to me that our country is so sensitive about that, there is a very real possibility one could find themselves in trouble simply for posting about talking about hypothetically blowing up an airport.

    8. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by mrsquid0 · · Score: 1

      It would not surprise me if Echelon has already flagged this thread.

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    9. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

      They wouldn't even have to be olive-skinned. They could even be black. Or lily-white. A bunch of guys, sitting around in public discussing how to attack potential targets, would be rounded up and questioned.

    10. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woohoo! extra gropings for all of us, courtesy of our friends at the TSA.

    11. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      Thought Crime.

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    12. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not the same. The guy in the article did not insult the king, the court concluded that he thought about insulting the king. There is a big fucking jump between being jailed for talking about doing something, and being jailed for probably thinking about something.

    13. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by Thorodin · · Score: 1

      Thought Crime.

      Similar to Hate Crime. (i.e. we're adding a few years to the sentence because you think you're superior.)

    14. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by Stewie241 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      On the other hand but you could approach the argument the other way. Does he actually have to utter the name in order to communicate something. i.e. if I said something like, I have a strong distaste for recent versions of Windows, especially Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7 and *censored* then it would be pretty clear what the item was that I was referring to.

      I'm not saying that I agree with this sort of law, but I think the headline is rather sensationalist. From what I gather, from the perspective of the prosecution, it should be more like 'Thailand Jails Dissident for what the dissident communicated (non-verbally)'.

    15. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a pretty big difference between some idiots and a private company discriminating superficially against some group, and being charged with something for being a certain way (which in that story, looks like no cops or charges were involved), let alone convicted for such things.

    16. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that what minority report was all about

    17. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why specifically did you place the people in your simile in a fancy house that doesn't exist?

      Anyway, your simile doesn't work. It would be more like prosecuting someone for threatening the life of the president by saying, "yeah, I'll walk up to Obama and..." and not finishing the sentence.

    18. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "in a purely hypothetical manor."

      I do it in a purely hypothetical castle.

    19. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i.e. if I said something like, I have a strong distaste for recent versions of Windows, especially Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7 and *censored* then it would be pretty clear what the item was that I was referring to.

      Yes, but nobody ever liked ME, so that's not really any sort of surprise.

    20. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Thought Crime.

      Similar to Hate Crime. (i.e. we're adding a few years to the sentence because you think you're superior.)

      Don't forget first degree murder, tacking on a few years to your sentence just because you put fore-thought into your crime.

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    21. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by Russ1642 · · Score: 1

      Excuse me. There's someone at the door.

    22. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by idontgno · · Score: 0

      Hence the spate of arrests of XBox Live players.

      Oh, never mind. Silly me. In-game chat is pretty much the last place you'd hear discussion of tactics, target selection, or objectives. Carry on.

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    23. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a strong distaste for recent versions of Windows, especially Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7 and *censored*
      That was cheap, you do not need to kick dead horse - Windows ME was released 13 years ago...

    24. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, even more succintly, "Thailand Jails Dissident for thoughtcrime"

    25. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter. When the state can get you for what you COULD HAVE BUT DID NOT SAY, then it's a dick power move and that's that.

    26. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, that's just bullshit.

      it could be windows ME, RT, 98...

    27. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for stating this. Now every thai citizen is under constant threat of arrest and imprisonment, in case they show any behavior which would lead the courts to believe they had thought the king was "whatever is not good". and the monkey mind ALWAYS thinks of things, even bad things. good luck with that, thailand. we should ship them a few thousand translations of 1984, but they would likely just adopt it as their constitution.

    28. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why are the white folks at Fox News still walking the streets?

    29. Re:Pretty radical view of intent by Thorodin · · Score: 1

      Good point.

  5. I suspect most posters will miss the point by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The injustice here is that he's being imprisoned for expressing an opinion that involves the King and his role in politics. That's rotten.

    I suspect most people here will assume, instead, that the injustice is that he didn't name the King explicitly, but courts tend to make reasonable inferences that people using certain language and gestures intend to communicate a concept even if they don't state it explicitly in ${language}. Just as you couldn't say "One of my co-workers is a pedophile and it's not" ${list of everyone except the person you're refusing to name} without being at serious risk of being sued for libel, likewise it sounds like the dissident made gestures that would only be interpreted in one way by the crowd.

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    1. Re:I suspect most posters will miss the point by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

      The injustice here is that he's being imprisoned for expressing an opinion that involves the King and his role in politics.

      Missed the point? I'm sure we all get the point. There would never have been a posting if it weren't for the point you made.

    2. Re:I suspect most posters will miss the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Your reasoning is wrong.

      While it is true that a court can make reasonable inferences, as in your example, that is not what the court did at all. They made a huge jump. While the court claimed to be doing such a reasonable inference, the court was in fact lying through it's fascist, censoring teeth. Only a fool believes the word of a fascist censor.

      The question is not what a Thailand, fascist, censoring court would do, but instead what a fair court would do.

      The main problem is that the law he is being accused of violating does not say "You can't say the name." If it had, then you and the court would be correct.

      No, the law says you can't actually insult or defame the king.

      He stopped short of insulting the king. It does not matter that he communicated what he felt about the king, what matters is did he actually insult or defame him.

      Yes it was clear he was talking about the king. So what? It is legal to talk about the king. The question is not whether or not he was referring to the king, the question is whether or not he did so in an insulting or defaming manner.

      When it comes to insults and defamation, then often it hinges on what the exact words are. When you leave out words, you cease to insult and defame.

      If I say "President Bush failed to catch Bin Laden", that is the truth. If I say "President Bush was so incompetent he failed to catch Bin Laden", that is an insult.

      If I say "President Bush was so..... he failed to catch Bin Laden", then I have studiously avoided insulting him. Yes, you personally may think I meant to do it, but I refused to actually do it.

      The law in question was about insulting and defaming the King. It was not about thinking about insulting or defaming the King. The poor victim thought about insulting and defaming the King, but refused to do so.

      As such, he is innocent.

    3. Re:I suspect most posters will miss the point by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The injustice here is even worse. He's imprisoned for NOT expressing it but the court THINKING he wanted to.

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    4. Re:I suspect most posters will miss the point by SleazyRidr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most of us are concerned about both injustices. We've become a bit desensitized to people being beheaded for criticizing the king of Siam. Someone being jailed for /not/ criticizing him is a new development which can both bring up dormant disgust at the previous crimes and fresh disgust at the new crimes.

    5. Re:I suspect most posters will miss the point by Jawnn · · Score: 0

      The injustice here is that he's being imprisoned for expressing an opinion that involves the King and his role in politics. That's rotten.

      And all too common in east Asian countries where, for reasons that escape me, the more common notions of human rights, justice, and simple logic, seem difficult for the locals to grasp. We have a word for that; "backward".

    6. Re:I suspect most posters will miss the point by gman003 · · Score: 1

      Can't we just agree that both points are valid?

      You should not be punished for thinking something. Period. No exceptions.

      You should not be punished for "insulting" or "disrespecting" the king, or any other public figure. Period. No exceptions.

    7. Re:I suspect most posters will miss the point by kaatochacha · · Score: 2

      Generally I agree, but there's one point that we may not see.
      It may be a common way in Thailand to refer to the king by covering your mouth, and this may be a known way of referring to him while not referring to him. Sorta like saying "the F-word" in the US.
      I don't know, but if it is,the sentence would make sense

      PS: Bush hasn't been President for four years. Either use the current one in your analogy, or choose a doozy, like Millard Fillmore ;)

    8. Re:I suspect most posters will miss the point by ozydingo · · Score: 2

      No, the law says you can't actually insult or defame the king.

      He stopped short of insulting the king. It does not matter that he communicated what he felt about the king, what matters is did he actually insult or defame him.

      Yes it was clear he was talking about the king.

      Here's where you lose me. If it was expressing obvious that he was talking about the king, whether by gesture or even simply highlighted omission, then let's look at why your next premise is or is not true: that it matters exactly what words he said and if he explicitly mentioned the king. Why? I'll grant you that if you try to objectively define the law, then it probably matters. But who says laws have to be enforced or defined objectively? I mean, I personally think they often should for several reasons, notwithstanding the fact that objective definitions usually suck at capturing real-life situation. But who am I to the laws of Thailand?

      Obviously to any of us, the laws are screwed up in the first place. But under the screwed-up law, I see no reason an obvious implication, even without direct statement, can't be interpreted legally as communication all the same. I believe this was OP's point.

      If I say "President Bush was so [highlighted omission]..... he failed to catch Bin Laden", then I have studiously avoided insulting him.

      To me it's pretty obvious what you mean, and thus the insult is complete regardless of the actual words used. Pauses and implication are a part of most languages, and words even including pauses are only one way of communicating. If you want to define insults as strictly of words spoken, then you have not insulted Bush above. But I think that's a pretty useless definition.

    9. Re:I suspect most posters will miss the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not the point at all... thanks for strying to look smarter than the rest of us... but failling miserably...

      If the law exist, then no problem if sanction are taken when she's broken. The problem is to be punished for the imagined intent of breaking it.

      Bad laws should be fought... just ignoring them don't make you a rebel hero of sort, just a fucking self rightous moron... see speed limit or seatbelt laws to get your level of stupidity...

    10. Re:I suspect most posters will miss the point by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      The point is, he got jailed for IMPLYING something. He didn't even say it, just implied it.
      The fact that he can get jailed for saying it, is bad enough. The fact he can get jailed for alluding to it, without saying it is even worse.

  6. Damned by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They are damned if they do, damned if they don't. Since they are now a country filled only with criminals, they may as well act like it and make sure all of the government is represented by criminals like themselves.

    Of course, I don't have much room to talk... as I live in America, land of the arbitrarily scheduled herbs and weapon restrictions set up to make sure that everyone has bomb making supplies or some other contraband in their homes.

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  7. What? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I do not see why the court would be against his self censorship.
    I can see jailing someone who was forcibly stopped from saying something that was illegal, there are tons of laws in the west where what someone thinks you would of done is applicable (even if you have not yet committed any crimes).
    But it sounds like Thailand wants its citizens to self censor, so why punish it?

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  8. But that is quite logical... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Funny

    His Majesty King Bhumibol Adulyadej is the ninth incarnation of Lord Rama, who himself was the eighth incarnation of Lord Vishnu, the Preserver of the Universe. His Majesty is omniscient and He knows what everyone is thinking. It might look odd to the West with its mechanistic interpretation of the observable universe. But, rest assured, they know what was on his mind and they know what he would have done. The only thing that perplexes the holistic Eastern minded Thai people is, "Why is His Majesty using the mechanistic physical instruments like courts and jail, like the simple minded Westerners, and is not using His omnipotent powers to punish him directly and demonstrate His powers over nature for all to see?"

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    1. Re:But that is quite logical... by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      And His Majesty King Bhumibol Adulyadej, the ninth incarnation of Lord Rama, the eighth incarnation of Lord Vishnu, the Preserver of the Universe, sayeth unto his people: "why have a dog and bark?"

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    2. Re:But that is quite logical... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2
      Look at all the titles and decorations he has. Everything from the Grand Cross to the Order of The Peacock, second class.

      Look! even the Collar of the Grand Cross of the Order of a Million Elephants and White Parasol (Kingdom of Laos)

      Bhumibol has received numerous royal and state orders appropriate to his status. He is the Grand Master of all twelve Thai royal orders. Foreign decorations Cambodia: Grand Cross of the Royal Order of Cambodia, 1954 Burma: The Most Glorious Order of Truth (Thiri Thudhamma Thingaha), 1960 United States: Chief Commander of Legion of Merit, 1960,[101] : Recipient of the Royal Victorian Chain, 1960 Portugal: Grand Sash and Cross of the Three Orders of Christ, Aviz and Saint James of the Sword, 1960 Denmark: Knight with Collar of the Order of the Elephant, 1960 Norway: Grand Cross with Collar of The Royal Norwegian Order of St. Olav, 1960 Sweden: Knight of the Order of the Seraphim, 1960 Germany: Order of Merit of the Federal Republic of Germany, 1960 Italy: Knight Grand Cross with Collar of the Order of Merit of the Italian Republic, (22 September 1960)[102] Vatican City: Knight of the Collar of the Order of Pius IX, 1960 Belgium: Grand Cordon of the Order of Leopold, 1960 France: Grand Cross of the Légion d'honneur, 1960 Luxembourg: Order of the Gold Lion of the House of Nassau, 1960 Netherlands: Grand Cross of the Order of the Netherlands Lion, 1960 Spain Collar of the Order of Civil Merit (Spain) - 1960 Indonesia: Order of the Star of the Republic of Indonesia, 1961 Pakistan: The Order of Pakistan (Nishan-e-Pakistan), 1962 Malaysia: Order of the Crown of the Realm (Darjah Yang Maha Utama Kerabat Diraja Malaysia), 1963 Argentina: Knight Grand Cross with Collar of The Order of the Liberator San Martin, 1963 Japan: Collar of the Order of the Chrysanthemum, 1963 Taiwan: Grand Cordon of the Order of Brilliant Jade, 1963 Greece: Grand Cross of the Order of the Redeemer, 1963 Laos: Collar of the Grand Cross of the Order of a Million Elephants and White Parasol (Kingdom of Laos), 1963 Austria :Great Star of Honour for Services to the Republic of Austria, 1964[103] Iran: Collar of the Order of Pahlevi (Empire of Iran), 1968 Ethiopia: Knight and Collar of the Order of the Queen of Sheba (Empire of Ethiopia), 1968 Philippines: Order of Sikatuna, 1968 Korea: Grand Order of Mugunghwa, 1981 Nepal: Nepal Pratap Bhaskara, 1986 Spain: Grand Cross Collar of the Order of Charles III, 1987 Brunei: Collar of The Royal Family Order of the Crown of Brunei, 1990 Laos: Phoxay Lane Xang, 1992[104] Spain: Knight of the Order of the Golden Fleece (Spain), 2006 Foreign State Decorations : Grand Cross of The Most Most Esteemed Royal Family Order of Selangor (Darjah Kerabat Yang Amat Dihormati Kelas Pertama), 1999 : Grand Cross of The Most Distinguished Royal Family Order of Trengganu (Darjah Kerabat di-Raja Terengganu Yang Amat Mulia), 2009

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    3. Re:But that is quite logical... by rwa2 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, the king of Thailand is just as censored as anyone else. He's not allowed to speak to his people, and is always silent and muted in public and on TV. All the lese majeste laws are created and enforced by parliament. The Thai monarchy is very much a symbolic post... the only political thing the royal family appears to do occasionally is send flowers to their favored candidates, or sometimes the news media picks up on a certain color they're wearing and interprets it to mean that they support this group - which has led to some hilarity as everyone else starts wearing whatever color to associate themselves with whatever support.

      The king is just some Harvard-educated jazz musician. He's probably pretty groovy, we'd never know. Some people blame the queen for starting some of the political upheavals, but I'm guessing it's mostly due to misogyny.

    4. Re:But that is quite logical... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Nobody in Thailand believes the King is omniscient. Nor do they believe he is the reincarnation of anybody. They are just really uptight about having him disrespected or made into a political football. Which actually isn't as irrational as it sounds, when you consider that it is about the only way you could possibly cause a civil war in this country.

      But while laughing at the stupid "easterners", remember that your President and 80% of your countrymen purport to believe that after death they will be brought back to life by a magical carpenter who was nailed to a tree 2000 years ago, that a 900 year old man fit a breeding pair of every single animal species on a boat he built himself, and that the greatest ethical issue of our time is whether or not the government should issue marriage certificates to two blokes. Significantly stupider convictions than the invented ones the parent post finds so amusing.

      Also check out what happened (and how many people died) when the dissidents he was addressing tried to burn down Bangkok shortly after this. Then try and tell me they wouldn't have found something to convict him for in the US too.

    5. Re:But that is quite logical... by HPHatecraft · · Score: 2

      I would mod your comment slightly funny, overwhelmingly ignorant. Good job playing off of broad stereotypes.

      Firstly, Adulyadej doesn't enforce these rules. He has publicly stated he that invites criticism.

      Disingenuous? Perhaps, but when you take that comment in context -- the fact that he is a figurehead without any actual power, and he has demonstrated a nobles oblige that, I am guessing, few contemporary monarchs have matched-- then I tend to believe he is speaking honestly.

      From what I have read about him, he genuinely cares about his people. He has an inquisitive mind, and while I wouldn't call him a polymath, his interests are varied and deep. That mindset doesn't lend itself well to someone who lacks perspective and self-insight -- qualities you typically will not see in a despot.

    6. Re:But that is quite logical... by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      Oh please, it's also true in western courts that an insult does not have to be explicit. An implied insult, or embarrassing someone in a way everyone understands without spelling the name out is perfectly liable to prosecution unless protected by free speech rights (which may not be the case if it is repeated, connected to a financial loss or just slander).

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    7. Re:But that is quite logical... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How in the world did you recognize the humor, and fail to understand that it was probably the intent of the post - not indicative of ignorance?

      I'd say 'whoooosh', but the point is so far away it would be impossible for you to hear it.

    8. Re:But that is quite logical... by HPHatecraft · · Score: 1

      I think the line "His Majesty is omniscient and He knows what everyone is thinking. It might look odd to the West with its mechanistic interpretation of the observable universe. But, rest assured, they know what was on his mind and they know what he would have done." says it.

      Adulyadej isn't involved in this process, it isn't his decision. But thanks for sharing.

    9. Re:But that is quite logical... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once again, it's humor. But thanks for continuing to share your ignorance.

    10. Re:But that is quite logical... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "a 900 year old man fit a breeding pair of every single animal species on a boat he built himself"

      Ok, if you're gonna do this, at least get it right - it was one pair of the UNCLEAN animals, many more of the clean ones. So, after you adjust the number of animals he put on his boat, don't you see just how plausible it actually is??? Unlike the totally unreasonable number you came up with??? Oh ... wait ...

    11. Re:But that is quite logical... by HPHatecraft · · Score: 1

      whatever, go write awful code like you usually do.

    12. Re:But that is quite logical... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is a Buddhist king an incarnation of a Hindu king who was thought of as the seventh, not eighth incarnation of a god? Also strange - Buddha was thought of as the ninth incarnation of Lord Vishnu, but the Thais don't claim that their king is his incarnation?

    13. Re:But that is quite logical... by sjames · · Score: 1

      So it's not because some watery tart threw a sword at him?

    14. Re:But that is quite logical... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
      OK, OK I miscounted. After Rama, it is Balarama, Krishna and Kalki according for the South Indian denominations. North Indians count Buddha as the ninth and drop Balarama out. Truth be told, Lord Vishnu has come to the Earth many more times, at least 26 times according to one count through the scriptures. Further He has promised to come whenever and wherever Evil threatens the righteous. So the Ten Incarnations of Vishnu is something like the Ten Commandments. Different denominations count a different set of 10. Catholics, for example, drop the "graven image" commandment and split one of the later ones (thous shalt not covet?) into two commandments. BTW most Hindus consider Buddhism and Jainism as denominations of Hinduism.

      I think USA is due for a visit by Vishnu. Both the NRA and the Democrats will agree that here Evil is threatening the righteous. The only disagreement between them is which is evil and which is righteous.

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    15. Re:But that is quite logical... by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      He's also got some engineering chops. He'[s widely credited with developing a new method of rain-making:
      http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-world/thai-rain-making-comes-to-qld-20100808-11q5f.html

    16. Re:But that is quite logical... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, only 1 book claims that there are 26 incarnations - the book that has Krishna's story. As far as the ones that have a count of 10, some accounts have Buddha as the ninth incarnation, while some have Mohini - Vishnu's enchantress form - counted as the third, and everyone else shifted by one. By that latter account, Rama would indeed be the eighth. Incidentally, the former Nepali royal family had the claim that EVERY king of Nepal was an incarnation of Vishnu.

      Vishnu is due to come back at the end of times as Kalki - sorta a messianic warrior, who would fight evil and restore the supremacy of the righteous. That time, he'll probably include every place on earth in his world tour.

    17. Re:But that is quite logical... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      But while laughing at the stupid "easterners", remember that your President and 80% of your countrymen purport to believe that after death they will be brought back to life by a magical carpenter who was nailed to a tree 2000 years ago, that a 900 year old man fit a breeding pair of every single animal species on a boat he built himself, and that the greatest ethical issue of our time is whether or not the government should issue marriage certificates to two blokes. Significantly stupider convictions than the invented ones the parent post finds so amusing.

      It's all very silly (and amusing), but they don't jail people over that.

    18. Re:But that is quite logical... by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      It's funny that you even think he could get it right as the people who believe in this stuff all have different interpretations. I mean fuck look at the whole John, Paul, Mark, Luke, Thomas, and now even gosful of Judas. none match 100%

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  9. Reminds me of kids by Chrisq · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My daughter used to tease my son when they were little calling him "monkey face". One day a monkey came on children's TV and my son turned round and said "mum, dad, can you tell her off ... I know what she's thinking".

    Seems some people don't grow up

  10. Imprison the judge by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

    By convicting people for insulting the king, isn't the judge implying that the king isn't strong enough to stand up for himself? If someone did that to me, I'd be pretty insulted. Throw the judge in jail!

    Right? If no one is allowed to say or even IMPLY anything critical of the king (which the king himself said should be allowed, according to a quote in Wikipedia) then that should apply to the judges as well.

    1. Re:Imprison the judge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The King is not supposed to defend himself because it would be considered abuse of power. His role is to care for all the people of Thailand (including future generations). So picking out any individual for rebuke is totally inappropriate. The Royals covered by the lese majeste laws can't file suit themselves. Other people must report it and present a case. In recent times it has been abused.

      During his birthday speech in 2005, King Bhumibol Adulyadej encouraged criticism: "Actually, I must also be criticized. I am not afraid if the criticism concerns what I do wrong, because then I know. Because if you say the king cannot be criticised, it means that the king is not human." He later added, "If the king can do no wrong, it is akin to looking down upon him because the king is not being treated as a human being. But the King can do wrong,"

      The King has pardoned many people. A little side point, Bhumibol was born and educated in the USA through college when he unexpectedly became king. He has been a fabulous king and is loved by Thais because of all he has done. Keep in mind Thailand both managed to not be overrun by Communists even though they are surrounded by nations who have been. Also Thailand has avoided being bullied by the USA. The Kings going back several generations have been responsible for saving Thailand in that way.

    2. Re:Imprison the judge by Erikderzweite · · Score: 1

      It's more like a trademark: if you won't protect it, it becomes void.

    3. Re:Imprison the judge by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      The King has pardoned many people.

      I figure this is what's going to happen very shortly for Yossawarit Chuklom; it's practically traditional for the King to pardon those convicted of insulting him.

      Helps cement the people's love of him, but it's still a huge pain and expense for those convicted, so it's still seen as useful by the ruling party who doesn't care if they're seen as somewhat evil.

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  11. Minority Report by foma84 · · Score: 1

    What's our next product to export?

  12. Also tuna fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next time you're in a grocery store, look at the packages of tuna fish (StarKist, Chicken of the Sea, other brands). Much of it says Thailand as country of origin, though lately more of it seems to be labeled as coming from Ecuador.

    1. Re:Also tuna fish by Russ1642 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Please, it's tuna. Just tuna. We already know it's a fish.

    2. Re:Also tuna fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't tune a comment but you can tune a fish.

    3. Re:Also tuna fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess we then also should only say "Thai" instead of "Thailand" because we already know it's a land?

    4. Re:Also tuna fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not just any fish...its tuna fish.

    5. Re:Also tuna fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do tuna fish access money?

      They enter their PIN numbers into ATM machines.

    6. Re:Also tuna fish by lxs · · Score: 2

      I know that Thai is a human or a language but not a land.

    7. Re:Also tuna fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "do you order "cat" when you want to order catfish?"

      I know language is difficult for a racist bigot such as yourself, but if you notice, "tuna fish" is TWO (2) words, whereas "catfish" is just ONE (1) word.

    8. Re:Also tuna fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tuna fish is a version of tuna that's been ruined by overcooking and canning. That's the important distinction.

    9. Re:Also tuna fish by sjames · · Score: 1

      You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

    10. Re:Also tuna fish by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1

      You can tune a filesystem, but you can't tuna fish!

  13. That won't happen in the US by gmuslera · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But don't try to joke, suggest, or even imply the word "bomb" in an airport or a plane. Even mentioning a related joke on Twitter could give you troubles.

    1. Re:That won't happen in the US by spike1 · · Score: 1

      "Now where did I put that thing to blow up the aeroplane?... "
      Pulls out a hand pump and an inflatable toy plane.

    2. Re:That won't happen in the US by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      And don't give your opinion of the latest movie, or of Windows 8, since that could invoke the B-word.

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    3. Re:That won't happen in the US by dkleinsc · · Score: 2

      Yeah, you can't joke about a bomb! Well why is it just jokes? What about a riddle? How about a limerick? How about a bomb anecdote? You know, no punchline, just a really cute story. Or suppose you intended to remark, not as a joke, but as an ironic musing. Are they prepared to make that distinction? Why, I think NOT.

      -George Carlin

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    4. Re:That won't happen in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Protip: If you're picking up your friend Jack, make sure you say "Hello!", and not "Hi!'.

    5. Re:That won't happen in the US by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you can't joke about a bomb! Well why is it just jokes? What about a riddle? How about a limerick? How about a bomb anecdote? You know, no punchline, just a really cute story. Or suppose you intended to remark, not as a joke, but as an ironic musing. Are they prepared to make that distinction? Why, I think NOT.

      -George Carlin

      Don't try and be a smart ass... We have extra-judicial ways of dealing with smart asses...

  14. Send them to USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    During the original 13 colonies of the USA, British government sent inmates and people that was convicted to jail time to USA. I think it's time for Thailand to step-up and advance it's form of government and send their prisoners to other countries.
    Kicking citizens out of the country is worse than wanting to keep them for what they say & might say.

  15. Standard practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought that was the point of jail. To prevent people from doing what you think they might do in the future. That's in the definition of a "threat to society." If you were to actually punish someone, it would be a rehabilitative measure - not a jail sentence. No one sits in jail and "thinks about what they have done." Jail just helps the rest think that you might not do what they think you might do.

  16. Thought crime by mark-t · · Score: 1

    That's basically what this amounts to...

    Okay, it's not exactly the same as what was in the book 1984,but they still arrested him only for what he was thinking (in actuality, really only what they believe that he thought, but even giving them the benefit of the doubt that they were right, this still amounts to arresting somebody because of what they were thinking).

    Putting that aside for a moment, the point that the court really needs to consider here is that he DIDN'T.... period. Even if they are entirely right about everything, and he really thought about it, or even if he really wanted to.... he DIDN'T.

    So, in the end, again, assuming that they are entirely correct here, the only thing that they could ever hope to say is that he thought about doing what he was accused of.

    Which, once the implications of that are realized by the population, I dare say that a not entirely percentage of them will also be guilty of.

    1. Re:Thought crime by sconeu · · Score: 1

      You have the right to remain silent. However anything you DO NOT say can and will be held against you in a court of law.

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    2. Re:Thought crime by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Even more... if some action X is wrong, but you are in a situation where you end up wanting to do it, but you end up ultimately stopping yourself because you know that the action is wrong, and don't ever follow through with the action... isn't that a *GOOD* thing?

      Even assuming that insulting the king is wrong, and assuming that this man ever intended to, he still stopped himself short of actually doing it. Again, even assuming that there was something inherently wrong with what he is alleged to have nearly done, it is nothing less than a complete mockery of justice to hold a person accountable for something that they explicitly did *NOT* do.

  17. the King isn't banned from a political role by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "the King, who is constitutionally banned from any political role."
    This is just a myth often used by royalists who'd like to pretend that the Monarchy is pro-Democracy.

    In fact, the 2007 Constitution grants sweeping powers to the King. Nearly nothing can happen without the legal approval from the King.

    Verify yourself:
    www.senate.go.th/th_senate/English/constitution2007.pdf

    1. Re:the King isn't banned from a political role by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      You are such an American.

      Non-American Constitutions frequently have strong customary elements that greatly alter everything, but do not actually appear in the text. According to the official Canadian Constitution there is no Prime Minister, there is no such thing as a Cabinet, and the Queen does everything through a people she appoints called the "Her Majesty's Privy Council." According to the text this Council is totally her creature, serves at her will, and is generally just a fall-guy for when if the Queen fucks up.

      The way that works in actual law is that the Chair of the Privy Council is the Prime Minister. The Council itself consists of all current and former Cabinet members, plus some people appointed so they can read highly classified documents, but the Cabinet is the bit of it that does all the Privy Council stuff. This is legally linked to the Constitution on the basis Preamble's sentence saying Canada wants a "Constitution similar in Principle to that of the United Kingdom." There's a whole customary section of the Constitution which is unwritten, but is probably harder to change then the written bits. It should be noted that under American law a preamble has no legal relevance.

  18. Re:Coming here soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet you're the type that repeatedly shares pictures on facebook posted by "Obamuh's takin' away are guns and freedom!" type pages.


    (the 'are' was intentional)

  19. The main exceptions to free speech protection: by schneidafunk · · Score: 1

    Defamation (includes libel and slander).

    Obscenity: The Supreme Court test for obscenity is as follows: (a) whether the average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that the work, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest; (b) whether the work depicts or describes, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct specifically defined by the applicable state law; and (c) whether the work, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political or scientific value.

    Fighting words: As defined by the Supreme Court, fighting words are "those which by their very utterance inflict injury or tend to incite an immediate breach of the peace."

    Causing panic: The classic example of speech causing panic is someone yelling "Fire!" in a crowded movie theater. Speech may be suppressed where a reasonable person would know that his speech is likely to cause panic and/or harm to others.

    Incitement to crime: Speech that spurs another to commit a crime.

    Sedition: Speech that advocates unlawful conduct against the government or the violent overthrow of the government.

    http://www.legalzoom.com/us-law/freedom-speech/free-speech-primer-what-can

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    1. Re:The main exceptions to free speech protection: by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Sedition: Speech that advocates unlawful conduct against the government or the violent overthrow of the government.

      Isn't sedition against an oppressive rule all what early US was about? This makes any claims that it goes against the purpose of 1st Amendment laughable.

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  20. Shades of... by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 1

    Sir Thomas More.

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  21. The judge correctly interpreted his statement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the article:
    But there was also someone else, he said, then placed his hands over his mouth. “I am not brave enough to say it,” he told the crowd. “But I know what are you thinking right now. So I will keep my mouth shut.”

    Unfortunately for him, "you" also ended up including the judge.

    I am justifying the Thai law, but mentioning that law has not been stretched in this case. It has been applied correctly.

  22. Not the same thing at all by walterbyrd · · Score: 0

    Criticizing the government hardly compares to serious threat of imminent violence

    1. Re:Not the same thing at all by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      If that critic (even for implied, not spoken words) causes a riot, then could qualify as imminent violence.

  23. I can speak silently by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

    It's a horrible unfair law, yadda yadda.

    Quit thinking about law when you ought to be thinking about power. In this situation, you have a government so bullshit that it can make a law against insulting someone. In that context, it is ridiculous, whenever they decide to act against someone, to get bogged down in technicalities about whether their chosen victim obeyed or violated the law. What they wrote doesn't matter; the ACTUAL LAW is: "stay on my good side." Their chosen victim violated that law.

    The real problem isn't the stupid law; it's that they would, and can and did, have such a stupid law. Once you say "stupid laws are ok" then it doesn't make sense to complain about stupid laws; "stupid laws are ok" is what you ought to be complaining about.

    That aside, back in rules-lawyer mode... I can insult someone by not saying anything against them, whether by backhanded complement or conspicuous omission. I can communicate a word without speaking that word. I can point at a person without saying their name or aiming my finger.

    Whenever you say "he who must not be named," it can cause Voldemort or Demogorgon to be summoned (depending on context. That's the power of magic. ;-)

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  24. An old joke by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    A man is walking around in the streets of [insert dictatorial state] and loudly shouting: "What a shitty government!" Needless to say, it is not long before state security arrests him.

    "I never said which government I was talking about," he defends himself.

    "You said 'shitty'. There is only one shitty government," the secret policeman retorts.

  25. This type of things will not happen by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

    if every Thai citizen have an assault rifle.

    1. Re:This type of things will not happen by flonker · · Score: 1
  26. That's just pretense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The arrangement is that the king pretends he has no control over the law saying that no one can criticize the king. That's so he can avoid blame.

  27. Did the judge convict himself? by ralatalo · · Score: 1

    Clearly the judge formed the thought that the man was going to name the king... in that context and given the crime if 'insulting the king' isn't it pretty insulting to the king for the judge to immediately assume that the king would have been mentioned?

  28. I fart in King Bhumibol's general direction by Stormwatch · · Score: 2

    His mother was a binturong and his father smelt of durians.

  29. Sad state of the Human Race by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ordinary people are ruthlessly conditioned. That conditioning becomes the 'values' and 'traditions' by which most people then seek to live their lives.

    "There are 'gods' on Earth, and we call them 'kings'". Now YOU don't buy into this, so YOU think that people do are weak minded fools. But do you wear black to a funeral, or a 'suit' when you wish to seem 'respectable? How are you any more 'civilised' or 'advanced' than an African widow forced to cover her naked body in soot during the mourning period, or a young African women 'forced' to dance naked before her king?

    In Thailand, the children, and young adults, are ruthless beaten at every stage of their 'training'. When they become adults, they focus on beating the new generation into conformance. The king is the state, and the state is the people, and if the people stop believing, well the sun won't rise the next morning, or some such instinctive mental garbage.

    Sorry, 99.9% of you reading this (at least) are no better intellectually than the Thai's that 'love' their king. Why? Because you not only follow similar brain-dead rituals in your life (which is fine to conform), but you justify these rituals to yourself, your friends, and your kin. Wearing your suit is NOT a problem. Justifying the wearing of suits most certainly is.

    Your masters do NOT care that you conform- they know that peer pressure will see to this. You masters DEMAND that you justify and teach conformance wherever and whenever possible. The Thai king didn't take this man down. Indeed, this 'royal' slob frequently throws 'pardons' in the direction of such internationally embarrassing convictees. The 'mob' demanded this man's head on a pike, so they could feel better about their own despicable subservience.

    You Yanks are no different when it comes to emperor Obama, your mass-murdering psychopathic war-criminal president from a family with the deepest CIA roots. He's 'black' so he's cool- dribble, dribble. Years of advertising PR using the faces of steroid bulked or Human-growth-hormone elongated 'black' sports heroes has seen to that. Never notice that the true story of black Americans is just how many of them you stick into the prison system every year.

    Obama is so thick, he literally cannot function without auto-cue scripts. We have some of the wickedest politicians the Human Race has ever produced in Europe, but at least they have brains enough to be able to talk 'off script'. It is obvious that Obama is educationally sub-normal, but Yanks are fed a fantasy of Obama as an intellectual genius. Ah, but now I've insulted YOUR king, and you want to scream at me about all those elite schools Obama 'aced'- well, you chumps, the British Royals were also sent to the 'best' schools, and given fine scores, but Brits are smart enough to know their royals are morons.

    The sheep of the 'Old World' are told "if he's at the top, god put him there". The sheep of the 'New World' are told "if he's at the top, talent put him there". Both claims are lies.

    Anyway, if you go up against the top-dog, you must expect extreme aggro. This is the way of Nature. Only challenge the top dog if you are truly wishing to be part of the process that brings him low. If I lived in Thailand, and wished to bring the king down, I'd aim at his 'legs'. The sickening violence used daily against children and young adults (especially in school) forms the 'legs' on which the king stands. Make the beating of children unlawful, and the inappropriate support for the king will falter, and falter very rapidly. Extreme subservience always has mechanisms renewing its presence in the population. Remove those mechanisms, and the extreme subservience will vanish.

    1. Re:Sad state of the Human Race by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2

      Wow. My Little Pony fan fiction has gotten way too serious.

    2. Re:Sad state of the Human Race by davydagger · · Score: 1

      "You Yanks are no different when it comes to emperor Obama"
      What???

      Granted there are plenty of intelectually diminished "leftists", There is a huge diffrence in reaction from the government.

      You know

      "Anyway, if you go up against the top-dog, you must expect extreme aggro."
      No, you recive critism, some trolling, and some herp derp butthurt from Obama's follower. You don't get assassinated, or thrown in jail.

      There are even people who've hinted at rebellion, or even insinuited shooting the president,(idle empty threats, however), and because most of them are far to derpish to pull it off.

      A good percent of the right wing open makes fun of and bashes the president, and none of them are in jail.

      I understand that American freedoms are slowly slipping away, and that many people get put on watch lists, and some minor LE intimidation. I understand that the Tea Party and OWS got harrassed by the federal law enforcement aparatus. Few of them recieved long term jail sentances, and none of them any jail sentance simply for speaking. While certainly condemnable, its hardly the same scope or scale.

      I do agree we are heading in the wrong direction libertywise, but I disagree with your assesment of how far we've already sunk.

    3. Re:Sad state of the Human Race by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a vegan, and a atheist. I wear suits because they look great, I think you are a much more conformist person than you think, everybody is. The world is bad, but not as bad as your neurosis tolds you.

  30. Blowing up n points on a plane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ... also avoid discussing algebraic geometry.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowing_up#The_blowup_of_a_point_in_a_plane

  31. Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In a 2010 anti-government rally, Yossawarit Chuklom said several people were against the dissolution of Abhisit Vejjajiva's government."

    Doesn't this effectively mean that the government is saying that implying the king does not want the government dissolved is an insult to the king?

    The government says "Of course you insulted him, what kind of idiot doesn't want this government dissolved?"

  32. Glad I don't live there... by sinequonon · · Score: 1

    Thailand: added to my list.

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  33. How is the unspoken statement an insult? by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    I don't understand how the unspoken, presumed statement can be taken to be an insult. He is claiming that the King is on what he considered to be the right side of a debate. Isn't that a compliment, if anything?

    Let's say, to exaggerate an analogy for clarity, that at an anti-pedophile rally, if there were such a thing, someone were to name several prominent people who are, like the speaker presumably is, outspoken against pedophiles. He's saying "Pedophiles are bad people, and should be disapproved of. I disapprove of them. And these other prominent people also disapprove of them! Good on them for doing so!" How would the people named be insulted by that?

    Likewise, this Thai guy is saying "The government administration are bad people, and should be disapproved of. I disapprove of them. These other prominent people, and even the King himself, disapprove of them. Good on them for doing so!" How is that an insult to the king?

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  34. The King is a ####! by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Google for your favorite Wizard of Id cartoons...

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  35. Music you would have downloaded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please wire $2,000 to the RIAA to settle the copyright infringement case against you for the music you would have downloaded last weekend.

  36. How the trial should have gone: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Defendant: What crime am I guilty of?
    Prosecutor: Insulting the king.
    Defendant: But I didn't insult the king.
    Prosecutor: Well, you would have....
    Defendant: I would have said what?
    Prosecutor: I can't say.
    Defendant: Aha! But you WOULD have! Put this man on trial!

  37. Canada even better by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Ah but Canada has it even better. We get to avoid the unnecessary expense of a politician and have another country pay for the monarch. ;-)

    1. Re:Canada even better by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      i count a revolutionary war soldier as an ancestor. he killed many redcoats

      it seemed absurd then, and it seems absurd now, to live on another continent and have such loyalty to such useless crap

      i mean there's 40 year old men whose mothers forbid them to talk to other women and they live at home meekly and obediently too

      but it's nothing to brag about

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    2. Re:Canada even better by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      it seemed absurd then, and it seems absurd now, to live on another continent and have such loyalty to such useless crap

      I quite agree, the British have been wondering that about you Americans for years.

    3. Re:Canada even better by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      i don't get it

      (roger moore?)

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    4. Re:Canada even better by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      I know - that's part of the problem.

  38. You have been misled. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Complete nonsense: "Actually, the king of Thailand is just as censored as anyone else." This is how it works: The kings or queens in England or Thailand, to use two examples, pretend that they are fine people. Anyone not agreeing with that will be killed or otherwise silenced.

    More nonsense: "The Thai monarchy is very much a symbolic post... Actually, the monarchy keeps power any way it can. Sometimes that is by pretending to have no power.

  39. Proof by analogy? by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    Your analogy is simple and expressive. Unfortunately it expresses an unfathomable morass of ignorance.

    It seems "tyranny" has joined "big government" as being synonymous for "any government I don't like."

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  40. Yeah. Same with space travel and exploration. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering that space travel in practice is restricted to rockets and below, I'd say it's irrelevant if anyone wanted ion engines or any other form of propulsion. Or not.

  41. THANK YOU! THAT'S THE FIRST ETYMOLOGICAL FALLACY.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I've seen here on Slashdot, and I've been here awhile.

    Oh, and by the way... According to the wonders of your logic, are all people who eat chicken actually cocksuckers?

  42. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From each according to ability, to each according to need. That doesn't sound all that passive toward the former.

    What's so bad about everyone and their fellow man doing what they can for their fellow man and everyone?

    1. Re:So? by tqk · · Score: 1

      From each according to ability, to each according to need. That doesn't sound all that passive toward the former.

      What's so bad about everyone and their fellow man doing what they can for their fellow man and everyone?

      I'm in favour of that, if it's of their own choosing. I'm all in favour of charity and goodwill toward all. However, I'm also in favour of teaching them to fish, not giving them a fish. Most of us (myself included) are basically lazy, and would happily live off the charity of others if we could. What happens if nobody we know has any fish? Will we starve? Instead of learning how to fish? How selfish.

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  43. Obligatory by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    Isn't that why they executed Thomas More? "Hey, he didn't comment on the King's new marriage, but *if* he did, whoa Nelly, he sure would have some choice things to say about divorce!"

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  44. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if I said something like, I have a strong distaste for recent versions of Windows, especially Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7 and *censored* then it would be pretty clear what the item was that I was referring to.

    On the balance of probability, you referred to Windows 8. However, it is not beyond reasonable that you referred to Windows RT.

    The issue at hand is that a man has been imprisoned - which is typically a criminal penalty (judged beyond reasonable doubt). However, the evidence was on the balance of probability (civil).

    Arguably, a civil standard of evidence is useful for resolving minor disputes, such as two neighbors claiming ownership of a lawnmower. Some innocent parties may lose out but you'll be right more than half of the time. In aggregate, it is better than doing nothing at all.

    Whereas, to put someone in prison, deprive them of their liberty, their livelihood, their family life and giving them a criminal record - based on they might have done (or might have thought) - it is just fucked.

  45. any questions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just like..... or wait....