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  1. Re:Sushi on Fukushima Fish Still Radioactive · · Score: 1

    So fugu (potentially lethal blowfish) sushi is insanely popular and expensive.... how long until we see Fukushima flounder sushi? The actual amount of cesium in two tiny pieces of fish can't be *that* harmful, can they?

    How much cesium does it take to clean your clock?

  2. Re:What was the baseline? on Fukushima Fish Still Radioactive · · Score: 1

    the filet in their freezer.

    Which was where the fish relocated.

  3. Re:They told me... on Feds Continue To Consider Linux Users Criminals For Watching DVDs · · Score: 1

    'They' are always right.

    And would someone who is always right lie?

  4. Re:drop in the bucket on Using Winemaking Waste For Making Fuel · · Score: 1

    I don't drive, so I don't buy gas, so really, I don't care much, but it's this attitude that everything has to be big to be effective that is annoying.

    $20 gas is still going to hurt you, as the price of transporting everything will cost that much more. The price of everything will skyrocket.

    FTFY

  5. Re:Walled gardens... on The Greatest Battle of the Personal Computing Revolution Lies Ahead · · Score: 1

    It's great for power hungry CEOs as well...

    Jail cells are not walled gardens. The resemblance is superficial at best.

  6. Re:Archer on All Five Star Trek Captains Share a Stage · · Score: 3, Funny

    I suppose she was meant to contrast with Sisko, who was willing to break pretty much any rule for the benefit of his crew or society in general. In one episode he collaborates with Garak, who eventually assassinates a member of the Romulan high council to bring them into the war. In the end of the episode he concludes that he'd do it again.

    Sisko networks then?

  7. Re:Better than my NOC on Captive Beluga Was Able To Mimic Speech · · Score: 1

    All my NOC knows how to do is open tickets, escalate them to engineering, wake me up in the middle of the night for false alerts, and generally annoy customers.

    Plus this cetacean NOC works for fish! Where can I sign up to get him on board?

    Plus this cetacean NOC works for scale! Where can I sign up to get him on board?

  8. Re:Does this affect legitimate online pharmacies? on Visa and MasterCard Take Fight To Scammers · · Score: 1

    If the placebos work, why would he care?

    Its if they don't work. Suppose the problem is asymptomatic but dangerous. If he wastes time with ineffective drugs until the problem becomes worse and not curable, then the placebo has harmed him.

  9. Re:Aren't PR goons already the praetorian guard? on Pols Blur Line Between Data Mining, Cyberstalking · · Score: 1

    Look at what the media did to Ross Perot and Ron Paul. Ridicule them it did. The media also loved Obama in 2007. Loved him, it did. They media can do whatever it wants to.

    Yoda is that you?

  10. Re:Scientific proof on Italian Supreme Court Accepts Mobile Phone-Tumor Link · · Score: 2

    TFA is a bit lacking in the arguments in favor of correlation

    That's because there's no such thing.

    I'd explain why but I'm busy disproving a cosine.

    At least not off on a tangent.

  11. Re:A note for our readers - - on Italian Supreme Court Accepts Mobile Phone-Tumor Link · · Score: 1

    They are smart, not sentient...

    FTFY

  12. Re:DNA is an Earth-specific coincidence on Craig Venter Wants To Rebuild Martian Life In Earth Lab · · Score: 1

    It is completely ridiculous to think that life on Mars would use "DNA" and even "cells." Both are just coincidences of life on earth. There are an infinity of different ways to encode genetic information and assemble living organisms. Did these people also write the scene in Independence Day where Jeff Goldblum takes over the alien computer with his Mac?

    Mac viruses are dangerous.

  13. Re:Needs to read more SF on Craig Venter Wants To Rebuild Martian Life In Earth Lab · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Windows 8. There's no "Start" button!

    Also there is no "Stop" button.

  14. Re:Bricked by Company? on Smartphone Mugging More Popular Than Ever · · Score: 1

    It is completely ineffective in Europe. Those anti-theft applications sometimes work though, taking pics of the criminals. Most of the time the police cannot help though, because the law in Denmark at least does not allow the police to search an entire apartment block. GPS is not accurate enough to show which apartment the phone is in.

    Will the newer location services help?

  15. Re:Does this affect legitimate online pharmacies? on Visa and MasterCard Take Fight To Scammers · · Score: 1

    How do you even know this pharmacy is "legitimate"? Do you even know they are not just shipping you placebos?

    The pharmacopeia is a recipe book for answering just that question IIRC. In other words your drugist can tell.

  16. There is an OxBridge processor. (Or is it DarBridge?)

  17. Re:Nice if he can pull it off on Kaspersky's Exploit-Proof OS Leaves Security Experts Skeptical · · Score: 1

    He cannot pull it off. It is simply not possible to create an exploit-proof OS. He's simply trying to get publicity by making outrageous and fantastic claims.

    You forgot lucrative.

  18. Re:devices don't poop on Explosive Detecting Devices Face Off With Bomb Dogs · · Score: 1

    and sniff each others asses, so they have an inherent advantage. or maybe that's a disadvantage becasue TSA,

    That calibrates their nose.

  19. Re:Not Just Dogs on Explosive Detecting Devices Face Off With Bomb Dogs · · Score: 1

    Trained dogs looking for drugs or explosives do interact with their trainers (for better or for worse), so the comparison should be to dog+trainer teams, and not just the dogs themselves. The trainers can reduce the search space through gentle, experience-driven heuristics.

    Experience-driven heuristics are also known as profiles?

  20. Re:Cost? on Explosive Detecting Devices Face Off With Bomb Dogs · · Score: 1

    They complain about the expense of training dogs. Yes, they require a lot of training and that takes a lot of time an money, but how many dogs could you train for the cost of these devices? Each FIDO device costs $21k. It costs $10k-$15k to train a bomb sniffing dog, and once you pay for their education dogs are willing to work for room and board. If more resources were put into training methods then the per-dog cost to train could probably be brought down quite a big too. Dogs are also a lot cuter, and the FIDO device doesn't like to cuddle, or so I've heard. I say forget all the fancy super expensive scanners, just go back to old-fashioned metal detectors for people and x-ray scanners for carry-ons, and get a lot of dogs.

    How about robotic dog trainers? Automate the process and drive costs down.

  21. Re:Priorities.... on Explosive Detecting Devices Face Off With Bomb Dogs · · Score: 1

    The international airport around here uses pigs. May have something to do with the fact that they mostly just ship freight and that pigs are cheaper in the midwest.

    They don't like being called that you insensitive clod.

  22. Re:How the hell does the moon work, anyway? on New Evidence That the Moon Was Created In a Massive Collision · · Score: 1

    ...that's no moon...

    And it doesn't work.
    Challenged, he pulls the trigger.
    Fireballs race together and toward the planet.
    The planet explodes.
    Well I guess I showed you.

  23. Re:Self-stabilizing system on Iran Running Out of Physical Currency, Satellite Broadcasts Dropped in Europe · · Score: 1

    All money is "bad" money, so scraping a little off each coin won't get you much more than metal splinters.

    I've daydreamed that if I ever win the lottery I'll take around $2,000 worth of pennies and put them in a big box on the corner in city and see how long it takes for all the pennies to disappear.

    That's because there is a curse on your money. For a small fee it can be removed.

  24. Inflation is the loss of value of currency, what you propose is an interesting hypothetical where the physical currency retains value but the electronic form experiences inflation and is unlinked from the physical money. I don't think there has been precedent for such an arrangement (the closest I can think of have to do with unbacked currency becoming valuable due to rarity), but it would lead to the guy with a money-mattress becoming richer than bankowners.

    Thereafter he would be known as Battman.

  25. Re:Generating more irrelevant data on Texas Schools Using Electronic Chips To Track Students; Parents In Uproar · · Score: 1

    Education is not a commodity.

    Noun:

            A raw material or primary agricultural product that can be bought and sold, such as copper or coffee.
            A useful or valuable thing, such as water or time.

    --

    'aint no thing?