If its MONEY you are talking about, they are probably integer calculations. I am fairly certain our servers only ever execute floating point instructions by accident
No need to build new aeroplanes or, heaven forbid, work on innovative new designs. Just attack them with...patents!
All those rounded corners must, surely, breach some spurious Apple patent or other. Microsoft can claim that numerous of their patents have been infringed and demand payments with menaces but never be willing to say exactly what patents were infringed.
Paul Allen and Lodsys had best stay out of it as we don't want these aircraft to travel to an East Texas kangeroo court to defend their claims
This will then be your primary computing device that:
A) you leave on the roof of your car. B) gets dropped in the toilet. C) you spill your beverage on. D) gets chewed up by your dog. E) you get mugged for. F) you leave in your hotel room. G) you have confiscated by the authorities (should you find yourself at the wrong place/time) H) gets reverse-engineered/stress-tested by your toddler
You say that as if such destruction wouldn't cause you to (insurance-covered or not) buy ANOTHER phone thus stimulating market activity, as if that's not good? Look guys, we need to work together to rescue the economy./Keynes
Finally, Area 51 Tech being released. Figuring out how clever aliens placed those carbon molecules is the tricky bit. Maybe doping the ends with magnetic substance, magnetising, gluing them in place, then using acid or alien spit to wash away the metallic positioners, then a laser to burn traces between the upright and aligned fibers.
Borrow from nature and use a jig to place parts like making proteins.
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Chief, the ram is left handed and the fpga is right handed. What shall we do?
China should simply publish a series of stories outlining Obama's gain of wealth and corruption in his last four years of office. That would be an easy an fair act of revenge. China could shut down the Obama campaign with the truth. Wouldn't that be funny?
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Then why did Danny Williams come to the US for his heart surgery?
He didn't like that way they were playing Danny Boy at home?
Accountants.
At least, if it's like any other large conversion I have been through.
Relax we only want a few simple changes.
Yeah I'll bet $10000 they don't sue.
Get the model release,
'Cause Sasquatch took a picture of you.
A paper ballot and a black marker beats the hell out of the paper ballot and the No. 2 pencil.
Paper also beats rock. But watch out! Here comes the scissors.
Voting with scissors is shear delight. Cut a silouette from paper. Attaching a noose to the silouette is called hanging Chad.
I thought they were too evil to be supported?
What if they hold a war and don't invite us?
You were in the stairwell of a major landmark building, with a strange device strapped to your body? You must be a terrorist.
Don't call the number they gave you.
What you talkin' bout Willis.... Tower?
He means the tower formery known as Sears.
my mom has a really bad bronchial infection right now and uses an ionizing purifier... god damnit mom!
hooked on ozone?
If its MONEY you are talking about, they are probably integer calculations. I am fairly certain our servers only ever execute floating point instructions by accident
Sounds like a fixed point bug.
yeah but its a bull market on hurricanes
Death down, taxes up, botheration and bull unchangd in heavy trading.
Perhaps this is how the Mayan end of times starts ;-)
MEOT
Wish I had mod points, you would get them all. Visited the springs on a Zodiac tour back in 2005. Southern Haida Gwaii is a magical place
Well, now it's a less magical place.
Vol De Mort.
here in nyc we have once a century hurricanes that happen every year now
The century has been devalued.
Until bitcoins are widely used enough to become the major currency of a country, a comparison is just specious.
Comparison to specie is specious.
No need to build new aeroplanes or, heaven forbid, work on innovative new designs. Just attack them with...patents!
All those rounded corners must, surely, breach some spurious Apple patent or other. Microsoft can claim that numerous of their patents have been infringed and demand payments with menaces but never be willing to say exactly what patents were infringed.
Paul Allen and Lodsys had best stay out of it as we don't want these aircraft to travel to an East Texas kangeroo court to defend their claims
The kangaroos are offended.
voting in my country is simple. i can vote for the dictator in power or the dictator in power.
Can you write in the dictator in power?
You say that as if such destruction wouldn't cause you to (insurance-covered or not) buy ANOTHER phone thus stimulating market activity, as if that's not good? /Keynes
Look guys, we need to work together to rescue the economy.
The smartphone is a stimulus?
Why bothering? You must be Chinese. Shitty English.
I believe the word is study.
The French really want to be removed from the internet...
Its a vast Yahoo conspiracy.
Finally, Area 51 Tech being released. Figuring out how clever aliens placed those carbon molecules is the tricky bit.
Maybe doping the ends with magnetic substance, magnetising, gluing them in place, then using acid or alien spit to wash away the metallic positioners, then a laser to burn traces between the upright and aligned fibers.
Borrow from nature and use a jig to place parts like making proteins.
--
Chief, the ram is left handed and the fpga is right handed. What shall we do?
Its an iJob.
My first thought was, "Who needs a list? Just pick up a copy of the Athens Telephone Book."
What an unorthodox use of mathematical symbols.
It was caused by the construction of that secret RCMP underground command base for spying on everyone. It was their fault.
You wil find Bush's Fault running through the epicenter.
China should simply publish a series of stories outlining Obama's gain of wealth and corruption in his last four years of office. That would be an easy an fair act of revenge. China could shut down the Obama campaign with the truth. Wouldn't that be funny?
Unleash the Chinese rhetors.
The US can just sell yummy pink (well, on the inside) Gulf shrimp to Japan and in turn buy slightly radioactive Japanese fish.
Find a Fugushima sushi chef.