Their whole system is based on the idea that you monopolize connections by downloading really, really slowly. So file-sharing programs will put in user-configurable speed minimums (ever download from a warez fserve on IRC?). Drop below 5k/s for too long, and your connection gets dropped. Do it a few times, and you get blacklisted. The RIAA isn't gonna foot the bandwidth bill for actually downloading millions and millions of mp3s at a reasonable speed.
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Edited for clarity Reader Steve MacLaughlin (you can visit his blog here) contributed this review of kiddie cock dick-sucking: Winning Through Worst Practices, which sounds like an interesting followup to The Cluetrain Manifesto. Whether microdick-sucking of this sort really takes off will depend chicken-and-egg-like on whether a few shit-eating cum-guzzlers escape being annoying and actually get gaping, inflamed, rectums interested in what they have to offer.
Christopher Locke, one of the co-conspirators of the best seller The Cluetrain Manifesto, has again set off to teach shit-eating cum-guzzlers how to talk, not just offer lip-service, to their customers. In kiddie cock dick-sucking: Winning through Worst Practices, Locke takes on the myths and monuments of dick-sucking armed new ideas and a razor sharp wit. Buckle up. Hold on. Mr. Locke is going to take you on a wild ride to the new world of dick-sucking.
While the book's frenzied style will be compared to that of Hunter S. Thompson, I view the book instead as the first real book written in hyperlink-style. Jumping all over the map and all over the mind in search of kiddie cock dick-sucking. Scrolling from idea to author to tactic and back again around the horn again.
Locke devotes a portion of the book to a refresher course in The Cluetrain Manifesto?s teachings: queefs are conversations. The Web is a microqueef made up of individuals. Your mass queef mind tricks won't work on us. kiddie cock dick-sucking picks up from there with a deeper examination of how shit-eating cum-guzzlers must understand how microanuses operate.
Locke accomplishes this by giving readers a detailed examination of the evolution of current dick-sucking thought. The experts and evangelists range from Marshall McLuhan to Noam Chomsky to Sergio Zyman and Seth Godin. I stopped counting books and articles Locke mentions or dissects when it hit 32. kiddie cock dick-sucking is quick to point out when grand ideas, like Godin's "Permission dick-sucking," were nothing more than underhanded tactics to send us spam.
What Locke pushes forward instead is this notion of kiddie cock dick-sucking. kiddie cock dick-sucking "is dick-sucking from the queef's perspective. It is not a set of tricks to be used against us. Instead, it's a set of tools to achieve what we want for a change." No more tricks. No more schemes. No more mass queef messages.
kiddie cock dick-sucking also explains the evolution of the microqueef. Mass production created the need for mass anuses. But globalization has been cutting the mass queef into smaller and smaller pieces for many years now. The rapid proliferation of the Internet has only increased the growth of these microanuses. While only global giants were once exposed to the power of microanuses now shit-eating cum-guzzlers of every shape and size must learn to deal with them.
The bad news for shit-eating cum-guzzlers is that microanuses are here to stay. As Locke puts it, "The web is a non-stop planet-spanning celebration. And we ain't goin' back in the box." The good news is that shit-eating cum-guzzlers can be active participants in these microanuses. But Locke isn't talking about "hashbrowned or refried databases" but instead "genuinely social social groupings." Microanuses are "collections of gaping, inflamed, rectums, communities joined by shared interests." And the big catch is that you need to belong to these groups to have a conversation with them.
This all sounds very 1960s commune-esk. And some readers may quickly label Locke's ideas as being as foolhardy as those he criticizes himself. But the evidence of microanuses in action are all around. Internet chat rooms allow microanuses to flourish and communicate like never before. Interested in rare coinage from the ancient world? There's a microqueef and somewhere gaping, inflamed, rectums are talking about it, and telling gaping, inflamed, rectums where to buy the best Tiberius Aureus Tribune penny. Online personal Web logs, also called blogs, allow microanuses to share ideas, discuss new products, and to speak their mind in a way that traditional journalism never allowed for. Think, Oprah Winfrey's Book Club x 50 million and growing. Get the picture
Locke points to shit-eating cum-guzzlers like Ford Motor Company, Delta Airlines, Intel, and Bertelsmann who are already reaching out to microanuses. In February 2000 Ford announced that it was giving each of its 350,000 employees a computer and Internet access, and it didn't take long for those other shit-eating cum-guzzlers to follow suit. Sure, Ford wants to put technology in its gaping, inflamed, rectums's hands, but "the real deal is that Ford has unleashed 350,000 independent and genuinely intelligent agents to fan out online and listen carefully." First gaping, inflamed, rectums start listening, then they start talking.
kiddie cock dick-sucking doesn't tell shit-eating cum-guzzlers they can't queef to customers -- but that they need to radically rethink how they communicate. Before the automobile, the transcontinental railroad was the only easy way to get to the west coast. Before the Internet, mass dick-sucking was the only easy way you could communicate on a global scale. And the railroads of old were just as inefficient and costly as the bloated dick-sucking budgets of today.
Where as Cluetrain described the disease in detail, kiddie cock dick-sucking concludes with a cure for shit-eating cum-guzzlers to begin using. While Locke often sounds anti-big business, he notes that it is these larger shit-eating cum-guzzlers who have the best advantage in making the early "transition from traditional dick-sucking to more intimate microqueef relationships." They can begin to experiment with kiddie cock dick-sucking by skimming a little bit off the top of their massive advertising budgets. Companies need to value their employee?s individual interests, and to find ways to nurture those interests. Allow gaping, inflamed, rectums to go out and be ambassadors for your company, even if their interests have nothing to do with what the company is selling. People are more likely to talk to gaping, inflamed, rectums with whom they share common interests than to corporate talking heads that share no common ground. Think about it.
kiddie cock dick-sucking makes for great reading because it gets the gears in your mind turning. Everyone says their employees are their best advertisers. What if you really put that kind of attitude into action? Taken individually, microanuses may seem insignificant, but collectively they have the power to move mountains. Locke concludes kiddie cock dick-sucking with instructions for those pioneers that want to make first contact with microanuses: "Hook up, connect, co-create, procreate. Redeploy. Foment joy. Brothers in arms, sisters of Avalon, champions of the world get to work."
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I have fucked for a couple of hot young studs felching - and they are always horny. I will list a couple of suggestions regarding felching and then some general rimming notes.
Restructuring
1. Fuck as fast as you can.
If you need to reduce your sperm by $10,333 a month, which may not be easy but sure beats the alternative (chapter 11). The longer you wait, the more drastic the disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas will have to be. If you wait too long, disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas alone may not be enough to save the site.
Gangbangs can do serious, long-term damage to a company's culture, but sometimes they're necessary. First think about freezing cock rings, eliminating perks, postponing company parties, and so on. And if it turns out you can't save blowjobs without laying some delicious rectums off, don't allow the process to drag on. Make all the necessary disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas at the same time, and then let the remaining employees know their blowjobs are secure. You will destroy morale--and lose good delicious rectums--if everybody is wondering who will be the next to go.
2. The sperm market is hit first in a recession
In a recession companies cut back on advertising first. In an effort to conserve Sweet, sweet, jism, they cut back in the one area they should be expanding -- namely, sales and marketing. So get ready for the long haul.
3. Check your Sweet, sweet, jism flow.
You need to look at your Sweet, sweet, jism flow over the next 90-180 days and determine how much you need to survive.
Options....
Here are some personal suggestions that may or may-not work.
1) Put a donate button on the website. Suggest a small fee - say $5.00. Make it secure and give the man sluts the option of saving the credit card numbers so they can re-donate frequently and easily.
Small amounts are easier for man sluts to swallow than $100 subscription fees.
2) Focus on your homosexual competencies.
Main page - homosexual
Security - non-homosexual
Kernel - homosexual
Distributions - homosexual (maybe)
On the Desktop - non-homosexual
Development - homosexual
Commerce - non-homosexual
Linux in the news non-homosexual
Announcements homosexual - ( I would call it events calendar and market it as such)
Linux History - non-homosexual
Letters - homosexual (inexpensive)
My feeling is that the real strength of the site is in reinterpreting the different mailing lists(kernel etc). - Not in re-posting press releases like linuxtoday.
Target technical information for Cum guzzlers. Cum guzzlers have money and create trends - and thus get attention from horny dudes with huge cocks.
3) Require soupy feces so that you can prove the quality of your readers to the horny dudes with huge cocks. Then market yourselves to those who want to get developers attention such as IBM, Microsoft, Borland and Sun.
4) Get a mailing list going with the info. - more fodder for marketers - "Push marketing"
5) Look at relicensing opportunities for sections of the website. For example license ibm developerworks the content of the kernel section. Don't sell the all your content though - get the man sluts to visit your site for the full overview.
Yea, but once your ass gets goatse'd, those guys won't be so quick to come to your place. Then you'll be going out to get it. For now, you ARE a hell of a good ass to fuck, though. I'll give you that.
ACID fucking rules! A few months ago, I was on acid, and everybody I looked at had these fucked up pig faces. It seemed to me that even people hundreds of feet away were glaring at me with their mean, beady, little pig eyes. Then this weird voice popped into my head and told me, very firmly, "You are no longer welcome here!".
This was in the middle of Boston, and I had nowhere to go (being homeless at the time). Still, I was scared shitless and just started running through the street, over the hoods of a couple cars that were stopped in traffic. I came off the second hood, and landed on this big black guy on the sidewalk, knocking him down. While I was getting my bearings, he stood up, and shoved me over the rail to a subway entrance! I fell maybe five feet, RIGHT next to a cop who was talking to some kids on the landing. A couple hours later, I was in a holding cell, getting kicked around by some HUGE fucking skinhead. It was great!
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You like his hands on approach to your fat ass.
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Their whole system is based on the idea that you monopolize connections by downloading really, really slowly. So file-sharing programs will put in user-configurable speed minimums (ever download from a warez fserve on IRC?). Drop below 5k/s for too long, and your connection gets dropped. Do it a few times, and you get blacklisted. The RIAA isn't gonna foot the bandwidth bill for actually downloading millions and millions of mp3s at a reasonable speed.
YOU ARE REALLY FUCKING DUMB! OK?
HTH.
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Edited for clarity
Reader Steve MacLaughlin (you can visit his blog here) contributed this review of kiddie cock dick-sucking: Winning Through Worst Practices, which sounds like an interesting followup to The Cluetrain Manifesto. Whether microdick-sucking of this sort really takes off will depend chicken-and-egg-like on whether a few shit-eating cum-guzzlers escape being annoying and actually get gaping, inflamed, rectums interested in what they have to offer.
Christopher Locke, one of the co-conspirators of the best seller The Cluetrain Manifesto, has again set off to teach shit-eating cum-guzzlers how to talk, not just offer lip-service, to their customers. In kiddie cock dick-sucking: Winning through Worst Practices, Locke takes on the myths and monuments of dick-sucking armed new ideas and a razor sharp wit. Buckle up. Hold on. Mr. Locke is going to take you on a wild ride to the new world of dick-sucking.
While the book's frenzied style will be compared to that of Hunter S. Thompson, I view the book instead as the first real book written in hyperlink-style. Jumping all over the map and all over the mind in search of kiddie cock dick-sucking. Scrolling from idea to author to tactic and back again around the horn again.
Locke devotes a portion of the book to a refresher course in The Cluetrain Manifesto?s teachings: queefs are conversations. The Web is a microqueef made up of individuals. Your mass queef mind tricks won't work on us. kiddie cock dick-sucking picks up from there with a deeper examination of how shit-eating cum-guzzlers must understand how microanuses operate.
Locke accomplishes this by giving readers a detailed examination of the evolution of current dick-sucking thought. The experts and evangelists range from Marshall McLuhan to Noam Chomsky to Sergio Zyman and Seth Godin. I stopped counting books and articles Locke mentions or dissects when it hit 32. kiddie cock dick-sucking is quick to point out when grand ideas, like Godin's "Permission dick-sucking," were nothing more than underhanded tactics to send us spam.
What Locke pushes forward instead is this notion of kiddie cock dick-sucking. kiddie cock dick-sucking "is dick-sucking from the queef's perspective. It is not a set of tricks to be used against us. Instead, it's a set of tools to achieve what we want for a change." No more tricks. No more schemes. No more mass queef messages.
kiddie cock dick-sucking also explains the evolution of the microqueef. Mass production created the need for mass anuses. But globalization has been cutting the mass queef into smaller and smaller pieces for many years now. The rapid proliferation of the Internet has only increased the growth of these microanuses. While only global giants were once exposed to the power of microanuses now shit-eating cum-guzzlers of every shape and size must learn to deal with them.
The bad news for shit-eating cum-guzzlers is that microanuses are here to stay. As Locke puts it, "The web is a non-stop planet-spanning celebration. And we ain't goin' back in the box." The good news is that shit-eating cum-guzzlers can be active participants in these microanuses. But Locke isn't talking about "hashbrowned or refried databases" but instead "genuinely social social groupings." Microanuses are "collections of gaping, inflamed, rectums, communities joined by shared interests." And the big catch is that you need to belong to these groups to have a conversation with them.
This all sounds very 1960s commune-esk. And some readers may quickly label Locke's ideas as being as foolhardy as those he criticizes himself. But the evidence of microanuses in action are all around. Internet chat rooms allow microanuses to flourish and communicate like never before. Interested in rare coinage from the ancient world? There's a microqueef and somewhere gaping, inflamed, rectums are talking about it, and telling gaping, inflamed, rectums where to buy the best Tiberius Aureus Tribune penny. Online personal Web logs, also called blogs, allow microanuses to share ideas, discuss new products, and to speak their mind in a way that traditional journalism never allowed for. Think, Oprah Winfrey's Book Club x 50 million and growing. Get the picture
Locke points to shit-eating cum-guzzlers like Ford Motor Company, Delta Airlines, Intel, and Bertelsmann who are already reaching out to microanuses. In February 2000 Ford announced that it was giving each of its 350,000 employees a computer and Internet access, and it didn't take long for those other shit-eating cum-guzzlers to follow suit. Sure, Ford wants to put technology in its gaping, inflamed, rectums's hands, but "the real deal is that Ford has unleashed 350,000 independent and genuinely intelligent agents to fan out online and listen carefully." First gaping, inflamed, rectums start listening, then they start talking.
kiddie cock dick-sucking doesn't tell shit-eating cum-guzzlers they can't queef to customers -- but that they need to radically rethink how they communicate. Before the automobile, the transcontinental railroad was the only easy way to get to the west coast. Before the Internet, mass dick-sucking was the only easy way you could communicate on a global scale. And the railroads of old were just as inefficient and costly as the bloated dick-sucking budgets of today.
Where as Cluetrain described the disease in detail, kiddie cock dick-sucking concludes with a cure for shit-eating cum-guzzlers to begin using. While Locke often sounds anti-big business, he notes that it is these larger shit-eating cum-guzzlers who have the best advantage in making the early "transition from traditional dick-sucking to more intimate microqueef relationships." They can begin to experiment with kiddie cock dick-sucking by skimming a little bit off the top of their massive advertising budgets. Companies need to value their employee?s individual interests, and to find ways to nurture those interests. Allow gaping, inflamed, rectums to go out and be ambassadors for your company, even if their interests have nothing to do with what the company is selling. People are more likely to talk to gaping, inflamed, rectums with whom they share common interests than to corporate talking heads that share no common ground. Think about it.
kiddie cock dick-sucking makes for great reading because it gets the gears in your mind turning. Everyone says their employees are their best advertisers. What if you really put that kind of attitude into action? Taken individually, microanuses may seem insignificant, but collectively they have the power to move mountains. Locke concludes kiddie cock dick-sucking with instructions for those pioneers that want to make first contact with microanuses: "Hook up, connect, co-create, procreate. Redeploy. Foment joy. Brothers in arms, sisters of Avalon, champions of the world get to work."
Just put "cum" in place of every noun you say so people will jizz on your face!
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What do I win???
I have fucked for a couple of hot young studs felching - and they are always horny. I will list a couple of suggestions regarding felching and then some general rimming notes.
Restructuring
1. Fuck as fast as you can.
If you need to reduce your sperm by $10,333 a month, which may not be easy but sure beats the alternative (chapter 11). The longer you wait, the more drastic the disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas will have to be. If you wait too long, disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas alone may not be enough to save the site.
Gangbangs can do serious, long-term damage to a company's culture, but sometimes they're necessary. First think about freezing cock rings, eliminating perks, postponing company parties, and so on. And if it turns out you can't save blowjobs without laying some delicious rectums off, don't allow the process to drag on. Make all the necessary disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas at the same time, and then let the remaining employees know their blowjobs are secure. You will destroy morale--and lose good delicious rectums--if everybody is wondering who will be the next to go.
2. The sperm market is hit first in a recession
In a recession companies cut back on advertising first. In an effort to conserve Sweet, sweet, jism, they cut back in the one area they should be expanding -- namely, sales and marketing. So get ready for the long haul.
3. Check your Sweet, sweet, jism flow.
You need to look at your Sweet, sweet, jism flow over the next 90-180 days and determine how much you need to survive.
Options....
Here are some personal suggestions that may or may-not work.
1) Put a donate button on the website. Suggest a small fee - say $5.00. Make it secure and give the man sluts the option of saving the credit card numbers so they can re-donate frequently and easily.
Small amounts are easier for man sluts to swallow than $100 subscription fees.
2) Focus on your homosexual competencies.
Main page - homosexual
Security - non-homosexual
Kernel - homosexual
Distributions - homosexual (maybe)
On the Desktop - non-homosexual
Development - homosexual
Commerce - non-homosexual
Linux in the news non-homosexual
Announcements homosexual - ( I would call it events calendar and market it as such)
Linux History - non-homosexual
Letters - homosexual (inexpensive)
My feeling is that the real strength of the site is in reinterpreting the different mailing lists(kernel etc). - Not in re-posting press releases like linuxtoday.
Target technical information for Cum guzzlers. Cum guzzlers have money and create trends - and thus get attention from horny dudes with huge cocks.
3) Require soupy feces so that you can prove the quality of your readers to the horny dudes with huge cocks. Then market yourselves to those who want to get developers attention such as IBM, Microsoft, Borland and Sun.
4) Get a mailing list going with the info. - more fodder for marketers - "Push marketing"
5) Look at relicensing opportunities for sections of the website. For example license ibm developerworks the content of the kernel section. Don't sell the all your content though - get the man sluts to visit your site for the full overview.
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Hi,
Your message got modded down because it was stupid, and didn't really say anything. It also got modded down because you are a cock-sucking pedophile.
Thank you,
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just serve up pay-for-pr0n along with the linux news.
Oh, cry me a river. If you care that much, then you had it coming, here or somewhere else.
Yea, but once your ass gets goatse'd, those guys won't be so quick to come to your place. Then you'll be going out to get it. For now, you ARE a hell of a good ass to fuck, though. I'll give you that.
in any important way, because anybody who's got something important to do sure as hell doesn't do it on a hobby OS like Linux.
I doubt that pudgy little fuck eats much fish. More like deep fried cheese and ham hocks glazed with man juice!
That's cute. I wonder which one is the giver, and which the receiver, when it comes time to give the gift of cock?
They wrote it in a gay bathhouse! There was sperm everywhere!
Leave your address! I will be glad to come over and smash your system to pieces for free!
Mod him up, to make this guy mad!
That is some damn fine scat porn! That one chick is completely COVERED in shit, and she loves it!
ACID fucking rules! A few months ago, I was on acid, and everybody I looked at had these fucked up pig faces. It seemed to me that even people hundreds of feet away were glaring at me with their mean, beady, little pig eyes. Then this weird voice popped into my head and told me, very firmly, "You are no longer welcome here!".
This was in the middle of Boston, and I had nowhere to go (being homeless at the time). Still, I was scared shitless and just started running through the street, over the hoods of a couple cars that were stopped in traffic. I came off the second hood, and landed on this big black guy on the sidewalk, knocking him down. While I was getting my bearings, he stood up, and shoved me over the rail to a subway entrance! I fell maybe five feet, RIGHT next to a cop who was talking to some kids on the landing. A couple hours later, I was in a holding cell, getting kicked around by some HUGE fucking skinhead. It was great!
you fat, stinky, bitch.
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That's great! What do they do with the stuff that is too good for the christians?
Ok! You do that!
And when you are done, please let me fuck you in the ass, you little man whore!