Moderators, I'd have given this post higher than 1, even if it is a shrdlu post. Until I read the WHOLE post, I didn't know that shrdlu was a retard. Hey, I'm not a psychologist, but I've heard of IQ tests. Why didn't shrdlu score a little higher (or else why wasn't there mention in the macslash or slashdot reports that he is so friggin dumb)?
I dunno. I'd have been more excited if shrdlu had been less stupid, myself.
Take off that mask so I can blow my load on your face!
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In addition to being the smelly nerd-hippie guru of the pedophile "free software movement", Stallman is the long-time holder of several world records in the field of endurance masturbation.
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Keep your cult multiplimumbojumbo to yourself, wacko. The last thing we need in times like these is more nutjobs like yourself corrupting the minds of our nation's youths. You should be strung up and shot.
Holy shit! That motherfucker said something bad about lunix! Let's kick his ass!
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Which is to say, given the common knowledge about TI engineers, that they fucked the machines in the ass (there being a purpose-built receptacle on those models), kicked them around the room until they were near death, and took big, steaming, dumps on them.
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Whoever posted that originally tickled your prostate with his dick.
Alpha is a has-been in the heatsink world. They were the king of the hill in the Celeron 300a days, but they haven't kept up with the higher-watt times at all. Their heatsinks are now middle-of-the-road at high-end prices. Have a look at an all-copper Thermalright Sk6 or a fancy-schmancy Zalman instead. Or just buy a big-ass Globalwin aluminan heatsink and stick a 7k rpm Delta on there, for half the price of an Alpha. Don't forget to jam your dick into the Delta, too; even the most anus-hardened cock is bound to feel something.
Can't we get over our societal condemnation of homosexuality, and just have hot, gay, orgies in the streets? Just think of all that cum, man, just think of all that cum.....
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Because he's Japanese, and a homosexual. That was actually quite a strong statement for him to make.
That's one smart mod who modded you down.
CockMaster, software for the remote control of robotic dildos.
Moderators, I'd have given this post higher than 1, even if it is a shrdlu post. Until I read the WHOLE post, I didn't know that shrdlu was a retard. Hey, I'm not a psychologist, but I've heard of IQ tests. Why didn't shrdlu score a little higher (or else why wasn't there mention in the macslash or slashdot reports that he is so friggin dumb)?
I dunno. I'd have been more excited if shrdlu had been less stupid, myself.
Take off that mask so I can blow my load on your face!
AP - Cambridge, MA
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In addition to being the smelly nerd-hippie guru of the pedophile "free software movement", Stallman is the long-time holder of several world records in the field of endurance masturbation.
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make bootstrap, you dumb cocksucker. Also, hit yourself in the head with a hammer.
For $2 and a rimjob, I will shit on your face while wearing a Paula Poundstone mask.
How will our species continue itself after you turn all our kids gay by exposing them to linux at such a young age?
Keep your cult multiplimumbojumbo to yourself, wacko. The last thing we need in times like these is more nutjobs like yourself corrupting the minds of our nation's youths. You should be strung up and shot.
Yea, you'd like to use their chubby little bodies, wouldn't you? You sick freak.
That's right, motherfucker. Next time you fuck up like that, we take it out on your mother's greasy hide. Get with the program, nitwit.
make my sperm less smelly? Because it really stinks bad, and I am hoping this will fix it. Plz lmk thx
Good points, and they are why I use Emacs.
Holy shit! That motherfucker said something bad about lunix! Let's kick his ass!
Which is to say, given the common knowledge about TI engineers, that they fucked the machines in the ass (there being a purpose-built receptacle on those models), kicked them around the room until they were near death, and took big, steaming, dumps on them.
Whoever posted that originally tickled your prostate with his dick.
Emacs 21 is properly jammed into your stretched-out anus. It would be possible to do an easy felch; Cmdr Cocklover is on his way over.
Where the fuck am I?
Hey, this sounds like a good idea! Can I send you some pictures of diarrhea and dead cats, and dead cats with shit on them instead of the $1?
please, just eat my shit once
Alpha is a has-been in the heatsink world. They were the king of the hill in the Celeron 300a days, but they haven't kept up with the higher-watt times at all. Their heatsinks are now middle-of-the-road at high-end prices. Have a look at an all-copper Thermalright Sk6 or a fancy-schmancy Zalman instead. Or just buy a big-ass Globalwin aluminan heatsink and stick a 7k rpm Delta on there, for half the price of an Alpha. Don't forget to jam your dick into the Delta, too; even the most anus-hardened cock is bound to feel something.
Oh, hell yeah. I've got a small stomach for a 300 pound couch potato, though, so there will probably be some left for you.
Yea.
Damn 20 seconds. That's longer than it takes me to dump a load in your dog's ass.
Can't we get over our societal condemnation of homosexuality, and just have hot, gay, orgies in the streets? Just think of all that cum, man, just think of all that cum.....