[funny stuff snipped] Unix is worthy of all pages ever manufactured from pulp. Hit yourself between the eyes with the 900 pages! Again!
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I just want you to know that this is the funniest thing I've read yet today.
You fucking moron - the poster is speaking from the position of using a headhunter to hire employees, not using a headhunter to get a job. You're so fucking stupid! I can't believe that you couldn't understand that from the post. Get a fucking brain nigger/faggot.
This is one nigger/faggot that stands corrected! I failed to read the original carefully!
Let this be a lesson to any who would do as I have done.
Despite my attempts to kill him...
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Newton Won't Die
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· Score: 5, Funny
Apple: Though I fell off of that tree just as hard as I could, I could not overcome 32 feet per second squared. Thus, Newton would not, and could not die.
I regret this, my brothers, and hope that one day if enough of us fall on his head, we may kill him yet. If it comes to it, we may even coerce an entire branch to snuff him out!
You know, I had an 8th grade science teacher who once told us about an adventure he had with the stuff as a boy.
Seems he and some friends liked putting it in their mouths and running around pretending to be steam engines.
One friend laughed while doing it (can't imagine why...I'm always very serious about my steam engine follies) and swallowed the liquid nitrogen. Reflexively, my teacher stuffed a garden hose in the friend's mouth and made him drink as fast as he could. Seconds later, the friend's stomach visibly bulged and he let out a enormous belch.
After that, he was fine. Makes sense to me. That teacher had a lot of good stories.
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Anyway, I'm glad *somebody* is working on a system that will properly run Doom III in full res.
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Is it just me or is everybody else waiting 'til D3 comes out for their next major hardware upgrade?
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Haaarumph!! "The Great Dying" indeed!
I don't remember anything so great about it!
My word!
Programmers don't byte,
They just nybble
A bit
That's dword on the street.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
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Unix is worthy of all pages ever manufactured from pulp. Hit yourself between the eyes with the 900 pages! Again!
[more funny stuff snipped]
I just want you to know that this is the funniest thing I've read yet today.
Let this be a lesson to any who would do as I have done.
My bearded dragon excretes solid white chunks of pee...
Actually, that's semen.
Well put!
On that note: It's the weekend, yay!
Apple: Though I fell off of that tree just as hard as I could, I could not overcome 32 feet per second squared. Thus, Newton would not, and could not die.
I regret this, my brothers, and hope that one day if enough of us fall on his head, we may kill him yet. If it comes to it, we may even coerce an entire branch to snuff him out!
Yours,
The Apple
"Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Appologies to Ozymandias.
Shawshank!! That's it. Thanks.
Damn, you're right. [Slaps forehead, leaving impression]
That's what I get for not checking.
Perhaps they just didn't want to admit that they'd been cracked by somebody with the last name of "Lame-O".
Reminds me of the great SNL skit with Nicholas Cage:
"The name is Dumass, Dumass!"
You know, I had an 8th grade science teacher who once told us about an adventure he had with the stuff as a boy.
Seems he and some friends liked putting it in their mouths and running around pretending to be steam engines.
One friend laughed while doing it (can't imagine why...I'm always very serious about my steam engine follies) and swallowed the liquid nitrogen. Reflexively, my teacher stuffed a garden hose in the friend's mouth and made him drink as fast as he could. Seconds later, the friend's stomach visibly bulged and he let out a enormous belch.
After that, he was fine. Makes sense to me. That teacher had a lot of good stories.
(OT: On Topic)
Anyway, I'm glad *somebody* is working on a system that will properly run Doom III in full res.
(OT: Off Topic)
Is it just me or is everybody else waiting 'til D3 comes out for their next major hardware upgrade?