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  1. ad infinitum on Shop Till It Drops · · Score: 1

    Will there also be a vending machine that sells vending machines?

  2. Re:Porn vending machines on Shop Till It Drops · · Score: 2, Funny

    a paper cup containing spongy jelly that you had intercourse with

    *I* most certainly did not have intercouse with a spongy thingy. And by the way, what kind of freak would it take to sell some spongy stuff *I* had intercourse with? Or even worse, what kind of ueber freak would buy the spongy stuff that I had intercourse with. Aaaah. The horror (** sound of hair being torn out of head**)

  3. A few thoughts on Type With Your Eyes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First of all, I think that it works a lot slower than ordinary typing, especially when done by a trained typist. But more importantly, if you should use this for coding all day long, you would probably feel like you have been in an all-weekend Quake frag fest. The strain on your brain (oooh, it rhymes), especially the visual part, is a lot bigger than if you're working like you do now.

  4. Re:2012-ish marks next 'landmark' event for Voyage on Farthest Human-Made Object: First Quarter Century · · Score: 2

    Pretty neat for a piece of 1970's technology.
    Not really. I mean, the journey it made, the navigation around the planets to gain more speed was pretty impressive, but in my view it is not impressive to leave to solar system. You see, on the next Shuttle flight they could bring a 16th century vase, and hurl it into space. Give it a few years, and it will too leave the solar system, but is that neat, or impressive?

  5. Just imagine... on Gone Fission · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Just imagine a Beoworm cluster of those guys...

  6. Re:Great... on Sony Proudly Rolls Out Spyware/Restrictions System · · Score: 5, Funny

    Viewed 23,433 times
    Especially sections from 10min15 to 11min45, from 21min to 23min38, etc... (also known as the 'sticky bits')

  7. Re:Pop-up ads don't bother me so much... on Pop-Up Ads Begin To Face Serious Opposition · · Score: 1

    Aaaah, you're watching way too much pr0n. You see the weirdest kind of things going on in those kind of sites :-). Installing programs like proxomitron helps avoiding these popups. But I think the pr0n sites lead the way in nasty advertising, pop-ups, pop-unders, modified browsers, redirecting etc.etc.

  8. Re:Must be lots of poets out there on Hacker Survey · · Score: 2

    Well, it's a bit like programming :-)
    No seriously, the differences aren't really that big. I still do some programming at home (at work I do software design & architecture), and I write and compose music. It least I try, I could use an extra hour or two each day. When writing you have to analyse a problem, come up with solutions and 'construct' a story around that. You only use a different kind of language, which can be used more freely than a programming language. But the main point is that the 'construction' still has to be solid in order for the reader to believe in it.

  9. To help them out a little... on Asteroid Fly-By on August 18 · · Score: 3, Funny
    We don't know yet what this asteroid is made of," he continued, "but we'll have a much better idea by the end of August."

    We can be quite sure that is *not* made out of:
    • Gouda cheese
    • recycled AOL CD's
    • Rubber
    • Cookie dough
    • ....
    Maybe that'll help them to narrow the options down :-)

  10. Re:Wish I could do that... on Escher and Elliptic Curves · · Score: 2

    Escher died somewhere in the 1970's, that's nowhere near 100 years age. His most impressive work was made in the 1950's and 1960's. Also, that's nowhere near 100 years ago.

  11. Time to go home... on JavaScript : The Definitive Guide, 4th Edition · · Score: 1

    the maturation of the Netscape 6.x,7.x / Mozilla browser suite
    It's friday afternoon, it's 16:30 over here, I'm at work, it has been a busy day, and I was convinced it read 'the masturbation..'. I think I'll call it a day and go home now.

  12. Re:Blah on Time to Say Thanks For the Uptime · · Score: 1

    I suggest a 'no appreciation day' appreciation day

  13. Re:Ssshhhhh! on Bruce Perens Plans On-Stage DMCA Violation · · Score: 1

    Indeed they do. Yhey've already proven yesterday that they can add 2 and 2 together (moonrocks anyone), so this shouldn't be too hard a problem for them!

  14. Re:I don't get it on FBI Arrests 4 College Interns For Stealing Lunar Materials · · Score: 2

    This law then doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Considering the fact that, given the effort, it is perfectly legal to visit Antarctica, plus the fact that a lot of material from Mars, and even probably from the moon, can be found there, it is very well possible to own this kind of material, without the need to ever visit the actual moon/planet(s).

  15. Re:First Monica... on FBI Arrests 4 College Interns For Stealing Lunar Materials · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but at least Monica gave a whole new impulse to the cigar industry...

  16. Here's a good idea on Light-Emitting Polymer Displays · · Score: 4, Funny

    "People are talking about weaving displays into clothing. Will there ever be a mass market for that? I doubt it. But it will probably be seized on by someone."
    Well, as long as it's a touch screen, I'm happy :)
    {and slowly a song from the Who sets in: See me, feel me, touch me...}

  17. Re:48fps makes the movie smoother? nah... on The Future of Digital Cinema · · Score: 1

    Higher fps means more subliminal {drink Coca-Cola or you'll go to hell) messages which means more advertising which means more income. Great!

  18. Yuck on Lost Python Sketches Will See The Light · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Being a great Monty Python fan, and not knowing the comedy group 'Sketch Club', I am very much afraid that it will be something like Backstreet Boys singing a few newly found Beatles songs. It can never be as good as the Python boys doing Python, however hard they will try.

  19. Re:I guess they want out of the e-mail business on Apple to Unveil .Mac Today · · Score: 1

    But luckily, it is only $99.95. Suppose it was $100: now that would be *really* expensive

  20. The obvious action... on Apple to Unveil .Mac Today · · Score: 1

    I think the only obvious action for the Linux world is to unleash the .LIN initiative (TM). It is the only logical next step after .NET and .MAC.

  21. Re:A little tip... on Janis Ian on the Internet Debacle · · Score: 1

    fair enough. When I record music, I keep a log on the different versions of a song, and I number the different versions as well. I only backup files that have changed since [timestamp]. That saves on CD's. I mean 500 CD's a year is an awful lot of CD's to store in your house, and it is quite an amount of plastic as well. How long will you keep all those CD's. And when you don't need 'em anymore, do you throw them away?

  22. A little tip... on Janis Ian on the Internet Debacle · · Score: 1, Troll

    # Sales of blank CDs have grown? You bet. I bought a new Vaio in December, and now back up all my files onto CD. I go through 7-15 CD's a week that way, or about 500 a year. Most new PC's come with XP, which makes backing up to CD painless; how many people are doing what I'm doing?
    Not too many I guess; some of us use rewritable CD's. Why don't you try that too?

  23. Re:Not enough integration, though on Coffepot Computer · · Score: 1

    "Our next version also serves sandwiches and chocolate chip cookies"
    "Ehm,..I don't need that."
    "We have a right to innovate!"
    "Ehm, yeah...whatever..."

  24. Re:Not enough integration, though on Coffepot Computer · · Score: 2, Funny

    You forgot to mention that they'd probably require you to have a Passport (Tm) for that

  25. Re:Slash that coffee... on Coffepot Computer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yep, it all came to a grinding halt *rimshot*