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Ando Japando writes "There's an article on NYTimes.com about a new vending machine in the US. Unlike the typical machine, this one is 18 ft wide and takes up 200 square ft. Of course, the convenience stores are not sure if this machine is a boon or a boo, but many people like it because it doesn't take up a lot of space. It'd be really cool to see these all over the place. Others complain about the lack of human interaction and perceive it as dehumanizing. That may be true, but at least it's not a live bait vending machine."

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  1. you always forget! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  2. This may be new in the USA by overshoot · · Score: 5, Informative

    but something very much like it is quite common in Japan. The last time I was there, there was a beast of a machine that sold everything from fast food to condoms in the lobby.

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    1. Re:This may be new in the USA by rczyzewski · · Score: 0

      We already have something similar to these in the US. They are called 7-11's and gas station quik marts (insert brand name here) and are run by nice people for low pay. I'd rather give someone a job than enter in EK4L5 for my Snickers bar and shaving cream.

    2. Re:This may be new in the USA by Lovejoy · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Yes, I have seen all this stuff in Japanese vending machines (from most common to least):
      Soft drinks (of course) sometimes with 1.5 liter bottles
      beer & sake
      cigarettes (EVERYWHERE)
      porn
      gum
      pantyhose
      ties
      umbrellas (in train stations)
      rice
      eggs (in a vending machine that just sold eggs)
      rice-polishing (In the country - Put in your money and it polishes your brown rice into white rice)

      And there's a lot more. But I have never seen a snack vending machine that just sold candy bars, chips, etc... Weird.

      Also, in Japan - you can be driving in the country, with very little to see, come around the corner, and there is a vending machine, standing by itself with nothing around. It's an odd and amusing experience.

      As for huge vending machines, I saw one like this in the Geneva train station. Had everything.

    3. Re:This may be new in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > As for huge vending machines, I saw one like this in the Geneva train station. Had everything.

      I'm headed there right now. Need anything?

    4. Re:This may be new in the USA by JanneM · · Score: 1

      I've seen (and used) the Geneva one too; it's several times larger than the one depicted in the article. And in Geneva it was a godsend, as hardly any stores were open at night. /Janne

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    5. Re:This may be new in the USA by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

      Vending machines are extremely common in Japan due to their low crime rates, which allow for such machines to be operated with minimal concerns about theft.

      There are very few things you can't get from a vending machine in Japan nowadays. :-)

    6. Re:This may be new in the USA by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      are you a native American then?

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    7. Re:This may be new in the USA by GuardianAli · · Score: 1

      Personally I love the idea.
      yes, the machine may break or not give your money back. But guess what, i remember a numerous times when I have been given the wrong change...or go home to put away my stuff and find and item or two not packed into the bag.

      I think its convinient for alot of things. People are concerned this thing is gonna replace all stores...no they arent. There wont ever be a full grocery store in a box, but these are nice for common things like milk, shaving cream etc.. since you dont have have to run to a store, deal with people if its been a bad day, or its 3am.

    8. Re:This may be new in the USA by macshit · · Score: 5, Informative
      Yeah, Japan's the place for this sort of thing.

      Besides the ones you often hear about (porn, etc), some wierd ones I've seen in japan include:

      • A machine selling cookies & other snacks -- not the usual little packs, but huge family-sized boxes; the delivery-door was about 15" x 15"!
      • A machine selling full-sized bottles of Whisky (all japanese brands though)
      ... and my favorite:
      • A machine selling potted plants -- fairly large, leafy ones (like a foot high), complete with a big clay flowerpot. It looked like it had a fairly elaborate mechanism to deliver the plants to a little door (well actually a pretty big door) without harming them.
      The wierd thing is that all of the above were not in obvious `specialty' locations (e.g., near a nursery for the plants), but just in front of fairly average train stations, or just on the street in the middle of nowhere!

      I do not understand...

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    9. Re:This may be new in the USA by Darby · · Score: 2

      are you a native American then?

      If he's an American at all, then odds are that he was born here and hence a native.
      Let's try to keep the PCism to a minimum, shall we?

    10. Re:This may be new in the USA by dknj · · Score: 1

      Convatec (a Bristol Meyers Squibb company) had this same sort of vending machine in their main lobby for more than 5 years now. You insert money, press the corresponding button and a mechanical hand picks out the item and gives it to you. So its not even new to the USA, its just new to slashdot.

      -dk

    11. Re:This may be new in the USA by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      give me your poor...

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    12. Re:This may be new in the USA by rczyzewski · · Score: 0

      I'm poor, take me. Just don't take away my 7-11 job.

    13. Re:This may be new in the USA by jackb_guppy · · Score: 1

      Been in use in Europe of the last 15 years. Saw my first one in a train station in Bern, CH in '87. Spent CHF 40.00 just playing with it - got some good chocolates too!

    14. Re:This may be new in the USA by Methusalem · · Score: 1

      They even exist in Belgium for quite a few years now (for the connaisseurs: Naamsevest, Leuven).

    15. Re:This may be new in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, but why do they shut off at 11pm??!?!?!
      i want some more BEER!! and CIGS!!!

      grrr....

    16. Re:This may be new in the USA by shyster · · Score: 5, Funny
      Convatec (a Bristol Meyers Squibb company) had this same sort of vending machine in their main lobby for more than 5 years now. You insert money, press the corresponding button and a mechanical hand picks out the item and gives it to you. So its not even new to the USA, its just new to slashdot.

      Yeah, I've seen those here in too. Only difference is there's a little joystick to manueveur the hand and you pick out the item. I think all of the ones here are broke though, because they always drop the item before I can get it to the door.

    17. Re:This may be new in the USA by Jonas+Cord+Jr. · · Score: 1

      This isn't new in the USA either, it's called an Automat and the concept is over one hundred years old - a popular form of retailing in the 1930's. Slapping a credit card reader on an Automat and making it into a convenience store isn't exactly futuristic.

      The Jonas Cord Journal

    18. Re:This may be new in the USA by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      low crime rates, which allow for such machines to be operated with minimal concerns about theft.

      Not true. Crime against vending machines is quite rare everywhere primarily because a vending machine can be built like a tank and locked up six ways from Sunday. Even in the worst neighborhoods you can still find vending machines. The reasons why Japan has so many vending machines are primarily a) lack of real estate necessary to accommodate a traditional walk-in store, and b) technological solutions are readily accepted (often they are the first considered) in Japan.

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    19. Re:This may be new in the USA by nelsonal · · Score: 2

      We Americans tend to react with great vigor, when the machine does not give us our food or coins back. Additionally, due to the denominations of coins America uses, it is difficult to sell things of value more than a dollar from a vending machine. Bill acceptors rarely take bills that are creased badly. Also, I would guess that American labor is cheaper than Japanese and European labor. Which is why its cheaper to staff a convience store than set up a bank of vending machines.

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    20. Re:This may be new in the USA by EvilStein · · Score: 2

      Apparantly a lot of the alcohol machines have changed content or vanished entirely. When I lived there, we would also see
      * Top 10 CDs
      * Socks/Gloves
      * big bags of rice ...and we were able to find American whiskey in vending machines. Jack Daniels, of course!

      We even got drunk (not hard to do over there, with vending machines selling a THREE LITER BOTTLE of Asahi beer) and tried to steal one late one night, but we learned the hard way that the plastic demo bottles in the vending machine weren't what they seemed. It was filled with iced tea. :(

      What really annoyed me was trying to get that one last beer just before the vending machine stopped selling booze for the night. I'd end up (drunk) digging for change as fast as my sloshed self could but more often than not, the machine would shut off booze sales before I got enough yen out of my pocket.

      Oh well, having a nice refreshing Coke at 2am isn't that bad, I suppose. Just mix it with the bottle of whiskey you bought down the street. :)

    21. Re:This may be new in the USA by Reductionist · · Score: 1

      From the article you linked to: "The word "automat" comes from the Greek automatos, meaning "self-acting." But Automats weren't truly automatic. They were heavily staffed. As a customer removed a compartment's contents, a behind-the-machine human quickly slipped another sandwich, salad, piece of pie or coffee cake into the vacated chamber".

      This is hardly what I would consider automatic, so I'd say this new machine is a bit more than just "slapping a credit card reader on an Automat". The Automat has about as much in common with this vending machine as the pedal powered bamboo vehicle on Gilligan's Island does with an automobile.

      Still as others have pointed out this type of vending technology isn't anything new, only new to the U.S, as the Europeans and the Japanese have had it for quite some time.

    22. Re:This may be new in the USA by adolf · · Score: 2

      Bill acceptors have gotten better in recent years.

      The self-checkout systems at department stores near here have no difficulty accepting bills with odd stamps and writing on them, torn/missing/folded corners, or bills so faded and stained that they're grey on grey instead of black on green, or bills with small chunks of paper missing from the middle.

      I have no idea what mechanism they use to determine whether the bill is real or not, but they're so imparticular about what they accept that I've often wondered if they check anything at all except denomination.

      The only time I've ever had one of these more recent machines react badly was when I fed the (contracted) soda machine at work a very tightly rolled dollar. It got lost, somewhere, in the paper guides, unable to either reject or accept the bill.

      Eventually, it gave up. I didn't get the dollar back, or any soda from it, but it was perfectly happy with a somewhat-less-rolled bill after about a minute or so of failing to handle the one I'd just fed it. I took my $1.55 can of Coke and left, chalking it up to experience.

      That all said, while I do stand for the abolishment of the penny (as long as sales tax gets rounded -down-, by law) and the introduction of coins of greater value, I've had very little displeasure lately buying expensive things (say, $70 worth of groceries) with automated bill acceptors.

    23. Re:This may be new in the USA by bytor4232 · · Score: 1
      No kidding. I think its horrible what we Americans did over a 100+ years ago, but its just that, a 100+ years ago. The native americans have a pretty sweet deal right now. They dont have to pay taxes.


      If you really want to fight for the rights of an opressed people, fight for the Kurds. Their land was stolen less than a 100 years ago!

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    24. Re:This may be new in the USA by op00to · · Score: 2, Informative

      In Northern NJ, a local florists chain (Colony, if you live in NW Bergen County) has a big refridgerated flower vending machine that sells flowers and plants already in vases. Very good when you're coming home late from work and you wanna getsome from the missus!

    25. Re:This may be new in the USA by stux · · Score: 2

      They're also around in Europe...

      The one I remember was at Losanne (sp?) train station in Switzerland...

      Massive, in fact, larger than the one in this article.

      They're also fairly common in belgium.

      Overall, nothing special...

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    26. Re:This may be new in the USA by Eudaemon69 · · Score: 1

      Yes but man the porn is expensive! 2800en ($25) for a porn mag (little machine near Kansai Gaidai).. I think I'll just stick to my alt.asian groups :D USA, land of free porn... god bless us.

    27. Re:This may be new in the USA by garethwi · · Score: 1

      They have them in Belgium and the Netherlands, too.

    28. Re:This may be new in the USA by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      New in the USA?
      Does the word Automat mean anything to you? 1902...

      It's the 100 year anniversary of the Automat!

      It was not a standalone vending machine, as there was a kitchen with workers refilling empty shelves from behind it. The Automat was indeed a "vending" machine, as it handled the actual food sale. The device certainly became more well known than other machines, although beverage bottle vending machines were more widely used...including non-electric ones like a "cooler" tub with bottles hanging in slots and chilled by ice water.

    29. Re:This may be new in the USA by rif42 · · Score: 1

      I remember seeing such a mega-vending machine at the train station in Zurich in CH an awfull long time ago, back in 1978 or 1980. I was facinated with this 2-dim elevator system to deliver your goods.

      Who should have guessed that it would only take about 20 years for this kind of technology to reach USA?

      Whats next on /. technology news? Cell phones that can send text messages?

    30. Re:This may be new in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew a couple of guys who would work over the soda vending machines on the local college campus every so often. One worked the crowbar, and one stood lookout. Being locked up 6 ways from Sunday didn't do jack shit. On a good night they'd pick up several hundred dollars in bills and coins. The interesting part was walking into a bank with 5 inches of ones and a ton of quarters.

    31. Re:This may be new in the USA by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I could use some porn. Get the good, Dutch kind. No kiddy or hairy german stuff, OK?

    32. Re:This may be new in the USA by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 2, Informative

      I knew one freak in college who took a lighter to one of those plexiglass front candy machines in the dorm. He burnt a hole all the way through the front, then used a straightened out coat hanger to rake all the goodies into the door area at the bottom.

    33. Re:This may be new in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently in some parts of Japan you can even find vending machines that sell pre-worn women's underwear...

    34. Re:This may be new in the USA by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 0, Troll

      I CAN NOT believe you said *THAT WORD* in public!

    35. Re:This may be new in the USA by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      There's that damn word again!

    36. Re:This may be new in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I lived in Korea, my favorite was a machine that had a little robotic claws that cracked and egg into a paper cup. It would then microwave the egg. Scrambling was an option. I thing it came with a packet of salt and pepper too, although I don't remember how that worked exactly.

    37. Re:This may be new in the USA by norculf · · Score: 1

      Cthulu?

    38. Re:This may be new in the USA by tyse · · Score: 1

      My favourite one was on the Naamestraat in Leuven. Just perfect for picking up some orange juice or water and some groceries after a night in the Oude Maarkt.

      I also loved the ones in the Netherlands that sold fast food -- very similar to the auotmatic food place in the movie Dark City.

      Where is the Naamsevest? I don't remember the name.

    39. Re:This may be new in the USA by Methusalem · · Score: 1

      The Naamsevest is a part of the Ring. The vending machine there is a real shop-o-mat as described in the article: one giant machine with lots of different stuff in it. In Leuven, there were quite a few places were you had several vending machines on one place, but that just isn't the same, is it?

      Leuven... The memories of the blackouts... <sigh>

    40. Re:This may be new in the USA by Jurisenpai · · Score: 1

      Ok, I'm at Kansai Gaidai right this second, and my roommates and I want to find the porn machine! Where is it? We found the battery machine and the machine that dispenses cartons of milk...not to mention the \500 condom machine. But where is the porn?

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    41. Re:This may be new in the USA by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2

      I knew one freak in college who took a lighter to one of those plexiglass front candy machines in the dorm. He burnt a hole all the way through the front, then used a straightened out coat hanger to rake all the goodies into the door area at the bottom.

      hmmmm.....I may have to try that. I think that if I too the coat hanger and heated the end red-hot with my mini propane torch I could push it through the plexiglass right near the edge so no one would notice. Then I could carefully steal only what I wanted, when I wanted it and conceivably do this for quite some time. Interesting idea.

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  3. Yeah, like 7-11 is known for its helpful employees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want my Big Gulp and my hot dog with onions with as little (sub)human interaction as possible. They should just retrofit existing convenience stores with androids that know how to make change and get more Coors Light suitcases out of the back and point out the aisle with the barbecue chips.

  4. i like this... by edrugtrader · · Score: 5, Funny

    i buy stuff on the internet all the time. if it doesn't come or arrives broken, i am basically screwed and have to deal with RMAs and trying to get my money back.

    if everything came out of a machine, if my merchandise doesn't come or arrives broken, i can kick the shit out of the machine. MUCH BETTER.

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    1. Re:i like this... by the+way,+what're+you · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure, kicking the shit out of a machine that size is all fun and games, until it falls on you.

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    2. Re:i like this... by Surak · · Score: 2

      You can kick the shit out of the machine when you buy stuff online too...no guarantee it'll still work though. :)

    3. Re:i like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If some dumb kid is stupid enough to get himself crushed to death because he was trying to get a free Coke, that's called natural selection in my book.

    4. Re:i like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or when you lose at Q3A because a scheduled task automatically kicks in! Maxtor sure was nice about replacing their "defective" drive ;)

    5. Re:i like this... by GlobalEcho · · Score: 2

      The webpage was put up by grieving parents. The kid has no right to feel sorry for his dead self, but the parents aren't the ones who shook the machine.

    6. Re:i like this... by mlong · · Score: 2
      The webpage was put up by grieving parents. The kid has no right to feel sorry for his dead self, but the parents aren't the ones who shook the machine.

      The site never addresses why he rocked the machine. I've never once had to do that with a drink machine. Now with chips and candy bars those machines always try to screw you and you have to shake the hell out of it to get your stuff out.

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    7. Re:i like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I live up the street from the machine in the NY Times article. I rented a DVD ($1.59!) from it one of the first days it was open. Took it home and it was scratched to hell. What was my recourse? I ended up going back over there and one of the staff happened to be standing there, and she gave me my money back out of her purse. But that's not very sustainable!

      Incidentally, I have a good closeup of what's stocked in the machine on this page.

  5. boon or boo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...not sure if this machine is a boon or a boo"

    A boon or a boo? WTF? Stop trying to be so clever with these idiotic catchphrases that sound extremely gay.

    1. Re:boon or boo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, as a practicing homosexual, I should point out that "sounds extremely gay" is actually a compliment. ;-) ;-) ;-) Perhaps you intended to say something along the lines of "sounds pretty stupid?" At any rate, you should be aware that any and all attempts to hijack the word "gay" and make it synonymous with the word "bad" are going to fail. Sorry, sweetie. ;-)

    2. Re:boon or boo? by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
      ...as a practicing[sic] homosexual,...

      You mean you still haven't figured out what to do yet? It's easy!

    3. Re:boon or boo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At any rate, you should be aware that any and all attempts to hijack the word "gay" ....

      Yeah, good thing that the homosexuals never hijacked the word "gay." (sarcasm)

      Look, I'm not prejudiced or a Christian or anything like that, but this just seems to me like it's the chickens coming home to roost. What comes around, goes around, and all of that sort of thing.

    4. Re:boon or boo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as long as you're just practising and don't actually start buggering other men we'll all be just fine.

    5. Re:boon or boo? by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      [sic] is incredibly obnoxious, especially when original quote is right above your post. What's the point exactly? And it makes it doubly obnoxious considering that "practice" is the accepted spelling in the United States. Oh, I get it, because British English is the only "real" English, right?

    6. Re:boon or boo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys need some counselling.
      How long before paedophilia and bestiality are claimed to be acceptable too?

    7. Re:boon or boo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry to hear that. Have you tried sexual reorentaion theropy? I've heard some pretty good things about it that can help you with your problem. Don't worry, many people suffer from your condition. Isn't it nice to know that something can be done about it now?

    8. Re:boon or boo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, you mean they're NOT! Huh, you must not live in Alabama. Incest is pretty cool here too.

  6. First they came for the Indians... by sllort · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Removing human interaction is the trend, and it's going to keep happening. Two national chains that I know of off the top of my head : Sheetz & Wawa have both removed human interaction from the ordering process for food - you interact with a touch screen, and the order is printed for the human to process. For now - phase 1 - the human is still visible, and exists.
    Look at grocery checkout lines - I'm sure you've all seen the image recognition lines that photograph and weigh your items and let you check them out yourselves.

    I'm pretty sure we're going to tell our kids about the days you had to talk to people to buy things at the store.

    I was in Sheetz once, and a man walked in and tried to order a sandwich. He was pressing buttons for quite some time and growing visibly more distressed, until after a while he looked over the counter and said "Can't I just talk to somebody?".
    It became apparent to me after some reflection that the gentleman was illiterate.

    All I know is, if that thing fails to drop my diapers, tipping it is going to be a bitch.

    1. Re:First they came for the Indians... by DrXym · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Automats have been around for a hundred years. The fact they never caught on must demonstrate that shoppers prefer the human touch. That doesn't mean vending machines and their ilk don't have a place, but that any store that thinks it can do away with humans will soon find itself filing for bankruptcy.

    2. Re:First they came for the Indians... by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      Come on, human interaction sucks. Why do you think we spend all day on the Internet?

    3. Re:First they came for the Indians... by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 3, Funny
      Look at grocery checkout lines - I'm sure you've all seen the image recognition lines that photograph and weigh your items and let you check them out yourselves.

      Not in my town, unless bar-code scanners count as "image recognition". I imagine that camera over the touchscreen (I'm thinking of the A&P setup) is for security to glance over and see if you've tucked a steak into your pants.

      Me, I like those things, but then again, I remember seeing a list of "Real Geek" qualities once, and I think number 3 was "Knowing that you could scan items faster than the clerk if only you had the chance". Well, now I have the chance.

      My favourite game is to anticipate each step, so that I swipe my card through just as the machine starts its "Press 'Credit' on the card reader...", so that each sentence gets truncated to just the first syllable. It's a rich and full life I lead. :)

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    4. Re:First they came for the Indians... by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      as a masturbatory aid?

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    5. Re:First they came for the Indians... by Pierre · · Score: 2

      I've always thought that we've dehumanized the people that are basically doing the job of a robot dispensing these goods.

      Fast food is the perfect example. I don't really consider what I do there human interaction.

      1) wait in line
      2) exchange token greeting
      3) make bad joke (no reponse from server)
      4) order by number
      5) give money
      6) get food
      7) leave

    6. Re:First they came for the Indians... by pos · · Score: 2

      My theory on how they slip this in to the marketplace goes like this:

      Step 1) Make all jobs requireing human interaction pay almost nothing. This way you will be sure that your stores will only be able to hire people who can work nowhere else due to poor social skills, anger management problems, etc...

      Step 2) Wait for customers to become annoyed with service.

      Step 3) Introduce "convienince" machine so that people have option to deal with surly employees.

      This is the way the banks went with ATMs, the grocery stores are currently going and I imagine the way that the gas stations will eventually go.

      Here in NJ, self service gas is not allowed. There has been a huge drop in the quality of service you get from the attendants in the past few years. They don't come around to your door to get your money anymore. I had an attendant do the whole transaction through my sunroof! At this rate I will gladly accept robotic gas filling when it becomes feasable.

      -pos

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    7. Re:First they came for the Indians... by garcia · · Score: 2

      I absolutely *love* the U-Scan. I don't have to wait in long lines for a person to check me out, I don't have to fool around w/waiting for someone to bag it and then having to do it anyway.

      I just walk into the line, scan my groceries, scan my credit card (yeah I know, privacy concerns, but I hate cash), and I am out the door.

      There is one problem w/it though. Most people who go to the store see the U-Scan and think "wow, how easy!" These are normally 70 year olds (grandmothers mostly) who cannot figure out (for the life of them) how to scan their own items. I usually end up doing it for them to keep the line moving.

      The hell w/human interaction. I want speed and efficiency. I do it better than the checkers do and w/o having to wait in line for a year.

    8. Re:First they came for the Indians... by lesburn1 · · Score: 0

      Maybe you find human interaction at the Wawa store, me, I just stop for milk on the way home from work.
      If I want human interaction I turn off the TV, and
      talk with the kidz and wife. Or go for a bike ride with friends. I don't look for satisfying relationships at 7/11.

    9. Re:First they came for the Indians... by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      No need to panic, once businesses are automated, all that would be left is automating the clients ;) Sure it begs the question 'where do we fit in all this?', though if you are a business owner making money, all you care about is the bottom line.

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    10. Re:First they came for the Indians... by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1

      Automats are great for snacks. You see them quite a lot in the Netherlands. Usually with a counter beside them for non-quick-snack orders, though.

      You pick the window you want to open (where, generally, there is food), insert coin, pull back handle and open window, take out food, close window. You occasionally see a pair of hands replacing food.

      Works like a charm. And, importantly, it's fast.

    11. Re:First they came for the Indians... by DrEldarion · · Score: 2

      Knowing that you could scan items faster than the clerk if only you had the chance

      Being a cashier myself, and the fastest one in the region at that (according to my boss), I KNOW FOR A FACT that I can scan faster than the bozo they have working the registers.

      I LOVE those machines. Not only because they let me get out faster, but I don't have to deal with stupid people and they're great for buying those embarrassing items...

      -- Dr. Eldarion --

    12. Re:First they came for the Indians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and I imagine the way that the gas stations will eventually go.

      Eventually? You mean you still have people at your gas stations? There are several around here (Texas) that are completely unattended pay-at-the-pump gas stations. Or were you talking about the clerks inside the convenience store attached to the gas station? ..

    13. Re:First they came for the Indians... by maggard · · Score: 3, Informative
      If you're going to quote from Pastor Niemöller at least get it right:
      First they came for the Communists, but I was not a Communist, so I said nothing. Then they came for the Social Democrats, but I was not a Social Democrat, so I did nothing. Then came the trade unionists, but I was not a trade unionist. And then they came for the Jews, but I was not a Jew, so I did little. Then when they came for me, there was no one left to stand up for me.

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    14. Re:First they came for the Indians... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      My favourite game is to anticipate each step

      Ha, i do the same thing -- ALL the time, with EVERYTHING.

      It is a major source of stress (i believe) always trying to be 'efficient' and 'maximize effort'. its sometimes hard to snap out of it and relax...

    15. Re:First they came for the Indians... by TellarHK · · Score: 2

      The reason the Automat and other automated vending solutions more advanced than what you'll find on college campuses nationwide now is pretty easy to notice once you do a little thinking about what the world was like when they were introduced, and what the world is like today.

      People suck now. When the Automat first came around, people -liked- talking with other people, it was -nice- to meet the neighbors.

      But now, people suck. Who wants to deal with people? Screw people!

    16. Re:First they came for the Indians... by dominator · · Score: 1

      Being a Pennsylvania native, I've gotten many a hoagie from Wawa and Sheetz. Before they used the touch screens, I had about a 60% chance of getting the correct sandwich that I had ordered. Since the touch screens were used, it's been perfect.

      Why was this good? Well:

      1) Freed up employees to make sandwiches instead of stopping a "production line" worker to take orders. My observed Speed of Service has improved by about 1 minute per sandwich, which is great. During lunchtime, there are usually 5-7 people in front of me. Saving 5-7 minutes per visit is a big win as far as I'm concerned.

      2) Easier usability - the customer is presented with pretty pictures and text instead of a gruff worker. Also, it cuts down on the percieved "stress" and hurriedness with which you place your order

      3) With #2, removed liklihood for error, because many of the attendants checked off the wrong box or worse forgot to check off a box.

      4) Most Sheetz and Wawa stores have 2 touch screens instead of just one attendant taking your order. This goes along with #1. You spend less time waiting in line to place your order, so you have more time to checkout and to get that soda and bag of chips that you wanted too. Your sandwich is done by the time you want to leave the store.

      The fact that you see the sandwich being made has a huge psychological effect - it just looks and seems fresh. Plus there's the benefit that it's "MTO" (Made To Order, for the uninitiated). Compare this to the demand for 7-Eleven's "shipped in on a truck this morning, maybe" line of sandwiches. Contrast this with the getting a Barbie (or other non-perishable item) from a vending machine - who cares how long the Barbie has been in there or when it was made?

      For these reasons, I see a hybrid approach like what Wawa and Sheetz use as the "wave of the future," at least for consumer sandwiches bought at convenience stores.

      Dom

    17. Re:First they came for the Indians... by laserjet · · Score: 2

      I also like scanning things in, and I can do it very quickly. However, three things about auto-checkout lines annoy me:

      1) The scanning process is pretty quick itself, but the GUI is very slow to keypresses and when looking up items that don't have a barcode (produce, etc).

      2) The payment process is painfully slow. It takes 30 seconds of sitting there to run my credit/debit card because every time (I'm assuming) it is dialing up a modem, connecting, transfering data, etc. Why not just have a dedicated connection to the bank that all the terminals share?

      3) Seems like I always get really slow or dumb people in front of me. If you don't know what you are doing or don't use a computer much, please - let the cashier ring you up. It will be much faster for both of us.

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    18. Re:First they came for the Indians... by AlterEd · · Score: 1
      I was in Sheetz once, and a man walked in and tried to order a sandwich. He was pressing buttons for quite some time and growing visibly more distressed, until after a while he looked over the counter and said "Can't I just talk to somebody?".
      It became apparent to me after some reflection that the gentleman was illiterate.


      Illiterate? The word doesn't even come close to describing how mind numbingly moronic a person has to be to not be able to use the Sheetz MTO Touch Screen Ordering System. The thing's got pictures of the food for crying out loud!

      This is a vast improvement over their previous ordering system, where you had to fetch a slip of paper with the menu and a pencil, fill out your order and place it in the order bin. Notice the complete lack of interaction with the sandwich maker, and realize you can still talk to the people behind the counter if you so desire there just isn't any need to. I've seen a couple of near fistfights over people trying to slip their order to the bottom of the stack so they could get their sandwich faster.
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    19. Re:First they came for the Indians... by perlyking · · Score: 2

      Not all shoppers prefer the human touch. I often find the minimum wage lackeys on the other side of the cashier are slow and obnoxious.
      I'd like to buy everything from a vending machine. Of course then I will be stuck behind the woman who doesnt know how to use it and spends 5 minutes rummaging through her handbag to find some change.

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    20. Re:First they came for the Indians... by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* Not all shoppers prefer the human touch. I often find the minimum wage lackeys on the other side of the cashier are slow and obnoxious. *)

      Agreed. I would rather buy from a machine than Frumpy Grumpy Martha.

      Now if Claudia Sheffer was selling food, that is another story. (I don't know why stores don't try that. If a total babe was behind the counter, I bet sales would skyrocket. The problem is that total babes have better ways to make money than QikMart. Maybe if they made strip clubs illegal then they would come back out of the woodwork and we could shop and have eye candy too. I would order lots of behind-the-counter items that were at the veeeery bottom of the shelf.)

    21. Re:First they came for the Indians... by maiden_taiwan · · Score: 1
      >any store that thinks it can do away with humans will soon find itself filing for bankruptcy

      I suppose you buy all your gasoline at self-service gas stations, right?

    22. Re:First they came for the Indians... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2

      There is one problem w/it though. Most people who go to the store see the U-Scan and think "wow, how easy!"

      I got stuck behind a UCLA student at the grocery store who kept waving his groceries over the scanner and nothing was happening. Then I noticed that he was facing the product label so the machine could "read" what it was in english. I quietly told him that the machine only reads bar codes and he said "oh, is that how these work?"
      Kids nowadays.

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    23. Re:First they came for the Indians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! You waited in line for a year before? At a grocery store? Your not very smart. You could have just walked to a shorter line... still, a whole year? Unbelivable! You should get some kind of award for that.

    24. Re:First they came for the Indians... by t0rnt0pieces · · Score: 1

      Eventually? You mean you still have people at your gas stations?

      I live in NJ too. It's illegal to pump your own gas, so there HAS to be someone attending the gas station.

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    25. Re:First they came for the Indians... by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Funny
      Not all shoppers prefer the human touch

      Too damn right, I mean do you really want the cashier to know you are buying that packet of condoms, butt plug, Ann Coulter book, anal lube etc?

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    26. Re:First they came for the Indians... by timeOday · · Score: 2
      I was in Sheetz once, and a man walked in and tried to order a sandwich. He was pressing buttons for quite some time and growing visibly more distressed, until after a while he looked over the counter and said "Can't I just talk to somebody?". It became apparent to me after some reflection that the gentleman was illiterate.
      Have you noticed how fast-food chains put little pictures of menu items on the cash registers so their employees don't have to read? There's a "McNugget" button, a "Gordita" button, and so on.
    27. Re:First they came for the Indians... by esper_child · · Score: 1

      It isn't just 70 year olds either. No one seems to be able to read a sign unless it has 2 foot letters on it. I see this problem at school and even in the photo lab where I work. It doesn't matter how big I make a sign peo8ple never read it. I get asked about things that I have a sign explaining VERY clearly the answer to their question in PLAIN VIEW. Employees are bad, but customers are the worst. Oh, and when it comes to instructions then it is time to bring out the clue stick.
      I will be enternally grateful to the first person who can teach a customer how to read and fill out a simple form. There is an order to my system, and it is a fairly easy one. Look first, if you can't find what information you want THEN you may ask. I get people who just stand at the counter (where my envelopes and paperwork are) and wait for someone to come up and will then ask about whether I can develop and print 35mm film (which is stated very clearly on the envelope along with several other formats and print options).
      Speed and efficency can only be obtained when people can get a clue (maybe even develop some sort of higher level thinking, I mean I see children who can figure out how to get my system to work, but most of the adults seem to not be able to think at all). U-Scans rock (especially if someone happened to have 'let' you see the operating instuctions), they minimize my interaction with people, take my abuse well, and let me scan my own stuff quickly. I will be glad when they can figure out to let me get my beer with out stalling me too much (which won't happen till the US gets less uptight about alcohol).

    28. Re:First they came for the Indians... by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Not all shoppers prefer the human touch. I often find the minimum wage lackeys on the other side of the cashier are slow and obnoxious.

      Depends, there are some restaurants that I go to that I love the human touch, the independent small restaurants kick ass for this. Places where you get to know the people on a first name basis and all that. :-D

    29. Re:First they came for the Indians... by jafuser · · Score: 3, Funny
      At nearly all of the places I shop, even the little debit terminals are slow as ass.

      I don't get them. First I have to slide my card. The terminal even tells me "Welcome to Publix, Please Slide Your Card". I slide it, and the screen goes blank (as though it's "blocking" for a response from the "server").

      Then the cashier finally scans the first item, which apparently begins the transaction. Of course, this resets the debit terminal so now it asks me to slide my card again. I slide it again, and after about 5-10 agonizingly long seconds, it finally asks me if I want Debit or Credit.

      I always mash the debit button hard, becuase somewhere in my primitive ape-mind I get the idea that the harder I push, the sooner it'll finally ask me for my friggin' PIN number. After another 10-15 seconds, it finally asks me for my pin number, which I can type in faster than it can pick up, so I often have to clear it and type it in more slowly (and with more force, of course).

      Next, I wait for the cashier to finish scanning (unless it was just two or three items, which even the slowest cashier can finish scanning by the time the terminal has finished parsing my four-digit pin number and prompts me to "Please Wait for Cashier".

      Then without fail, every time, the cashier asks me "Is that Debit or Credit"? Why can't hir cash register tell hir? I just tell hir before they even get to that step, even though sometimes they do it again out of habit. I wonder what happens if you tell them debit but you entered credit on the terminal?

      Finally, the total comes up on the terminal and I need to press the green enter key. As my hand goes down to press it, the cashier manages to pull off one of the fastest hand motions you'll ever see from hir and hits it for me. What's the purpose of having me press the button to authorize the charge if the cashier is just going to do it for me? Can't I decide at the last moment that I really didn't want to spend that much money and back out of the whole deal? What if I did just out of principle? I'm sure I'd be asked not to shop there again...

      I'll take a mega-vending-machine anyday, so long as it runs on something faster than a Z80 processor and a 50 baud terminal connection.

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    30. Re:First they came for the Indians... by Woggle · · Score: 1

      -=chuckles=- And would you like to know why we don't have self service gas? Because the senior citizen groups keep lobbying against it as unsafe, we'll all blow ourselves up. No, really, that's the argument. Ahhhh, I can't wait, 27 Dec I get out of here, Phoenix here I come... or something like that.

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    31. Re:First they came for the Indians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The automat was quite successful in New York - changing attitudes and the arrival of fast food eventually killed it. This is a large vending machine. At the moment it's designed to supplement the traditional grocery/convienence store, not replace it. I wish we had one in my town - everything closes by 10 (I get off work at 9 usually). It's annoying having to make a 1 hour round trip just to get some milk and bread.

    32. Re:First they came for the Indians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You pick the window you want to open "

      Automats were dependant on Windows?!! No wonder they failed! I'd hate to starve to death because of a bluescreen!

      WOO WOO! Look at me, I r teh funny, taking cheap jabs at Microsoft! MOD ME UP!

    33. Re:First they came for the Indians... by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      I often find the minimum wage lackeys on the other side of the cashier are slow and obnoxious.

      Not half as obnoxious as the dumpy old hausfrau cutting a check for her dollar-and-change purchase. :-P

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    34. Re:First they came for the Indians... by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      > I'm pretty sure we're going to tell our kids
      > about the days you had to talk to people to buy
      > things at the store.

      Not really. And I see no particular reason why they'll be missed.

      I don't get my "fulfilling human interaction" from the Clerks at the Quick Stop. I get it from my friends and my family.

      Real life is not a Kevin Smith movie.

      cya,
      john

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    35. Re:First they came for the Indians... by DrOrange · · Score: 1

      Actually Wawa is a regional chain - they have stores in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland and a few in Virginia.

    36. Re:First they came for the Indians... by tengwar · · Score: 1
      > Automats have been around for a hundred years.

      The first known one was in the first century AD, invented by Heron of Alexandria to dispense water for ritual washing at a temple (Ancient Inventions, P James and N Thorpe).

    37. Re:First they came for the Indians... by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 2

      I'm afraid you give me too much credit. I don't care if it's more efficient -- I just like to hear the machine say, "Ple..." because I was just too fast for it. I don't think the transaction actually goes any faster. It may even take longer.

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    38. Re:First they came for the Indians... by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 2
      Well, it seems to me that if you know that the first item over the scanner is going to initiate the transaction, why slide your card before that point? But yes, in general it seems like there's some weird communication issues there -- I don't get why I tell the machine "credit" and then tell the cashier "credit" as well.

      Now what happens if you tell the machine "credit" and the human "debit"?

      (BTW, if your bank is like my bank, "debit" is costing you like $.75 each time. Try for a Visa check card -- credit transactions, which still come right out of checking just like debit, cost you nada.)

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    39. Re:First they came for the Indians... by NeMon'ess · · Score: 2

      As if you were neccessarily around when Automats were popular. How do you know they weren't as anti-social as my college cafeteria? You buy your food, sit at a table, eat, leave. Maybe you clear your place. Seems to me McDonalds replaced the Automat.

    40. Re:First they came for the Indians... by QuickSilver_999 · · Score: 1

      I work at a bookstore... Won't say which one. You would expect that people who are shopping at a bookstore are slightly more intelligent than the average consumer, eh? Not always...

      True Story #1: Customer approaches counter where I'm working at the computer. "May I help you?" "Umm... Yeah... I want to buy a book..." 10 second pause. "Well, you've come to the right place, we have about 100,000 of them. Could you tell me the title that you're looking for?" Is it so difficult to tell the title to the clerk? Sometimes it's like pulling teeth.

      True Story #2: We place electronic security tags on our items. The customer approached my register, and I checked him out. I put the item on the demagnetizer (which doesn't always work right), checked him out, then gave him the book. When he went to leave, he beeped the security system. (At least ours is a beep instead of "Please return to the counter...") I was mortified and explained that the demagnetizer must not have worked. I tried again and handed it to the customer. He walked out the door and beeped. He comes back to the counter all PO'd, THROWS the book at me and says, "Give me a refund. I'll never shop here again." So I apologize again, refund his money and wish him a good day. As he walks out the door, can anyone guess what happens? BEEEEEEP! So I ask him if he has been shopping at any other stores and he says "Software Etc." I quickly ask him if I can see his package, place it on the pad and am rewarded with "Beep-click" as the tag on their stuff demags. I hand him the package and out he goes. No beeps this time.

      The point? This idiot, who HAD to have beeped when he ENTERED the store, gets ticked at me because he sets off my security system. By rights I could have detained him after he left without the book and set it off for a search for stolen items. Instead I fix his problem. Does he apologize and rebuy the book? Heck no! Does he return to Software Etc. to return the product since they caused him so many problems? Probably not. No, it was easier for him to just jump down MY ass about it.

      Point 2: About half those stores spend all that money tagging their product, installing the equipment, and training people how to use it, then shut the damn thing off because it's too much of a hassle to deal with the thing going off all the time! And in the meantime, cause problems in the stores that actually use their anti-theft system.

      True story number 3 (I didn't do this!): Customer calls. "Can I help you?" "Do you have the book 'You Are Psychic?'" LONG pause... "Well, if you're really psychic, YOU TELL ME!"

      Miscellaneous crap: "Do you sell shirts here?" "Do you sell magazines here?" - Asked while standing in front of a 12' long magazine rack. "I don't know the author or title of the book. Can you tell me where it is?" "Do you sell video games here?" "Can I go out your back door?" - Clearly marked EMERGENCY EXIT ONLY.

      But of course, my favorite was: 13 or 14 year old boy comes in and says, in this HUSHED and AWED tone of voice "Do you have the Necronomicon?" "Sure" - Walk over to shelf and hand it to him. "You know, this stuff really works! You can call up a demon and get super rich and anything else you want." "Yeah kid. That's my view of the world. I have unlimited power and wealth at my command, so I sell all the secrets in a $3.95 paperback book. Well, I guess it was the secret to riches for HIM anyway."

      And the scary thing is... They're starting to get worse, not better... *sigh*

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    41. Re:First they came for the Indians... by afedaken · · Score: 1

      Having worked for Wawa Corporate (At Red Roof in Media PA, for those in the know), I can tell you that they have an entire group devoted to developing the "Conveinence Store of the Future". I'd imagine that most of the bigger chains (7-11, Sheets, etc) do as well.

      You'd be surprised at the things they've been considering. At home ordering, where your goods were bagged up and ready for you on arrival, with monthly billing.

      Smart Card style payment tracking was one of thier things too. Thei idea being you'd sign up for an account, and using some technology similar to the sticker style anti-shoplifting security tags, the machine would total and bill your account accordingly, without you having to interact with a cashier at all.

      On the vending machines however, the reaction is mixed. On the one hand, you have the chance to eliminate the labor costs entirely. On the other hand, you lose almost all of your capacity for add on and impulse sales.

      When you buy a pack of gum, or a bag of chips for a vending machine it's because you wanted them.

      When you buy a pack of gum, or a bag of chips at the Wawa, you probably bought them while you went in to get cash at the ATM, or while you stopped in to get something to drink, or the like.

      Off Topic: As far as I'm concerned, regarding the previouos topic of stuff to drink to keep awake... For those in Philly and surrounding suburbs, nothing beats a pair of 1 litre Wawa Peached Iced Tea.

      Incidentally, the backoffice functions of a conveinence store are often more interesting that you might imagine.

      While I was still working there, Wawa had a mixed environment of several dozen NT Servers, and maybe half a dozen Big Vaxen at the corporate end. Almost all of the stores themselves had ISDN lines (2 B-Channels) and ran Citrix to get to the financials apps, and Exchange for interoffice comms. Wawa was surprisingly good at cutting down the amount of actual "paper" paperwork.

      For that matter, while we're on the topic of automated systems that grab items and deposit them, the Wawa distribution system for loading the trucks was amazing.

      Imagine a large picker style crane that would grab pallets from a huge cube like grid of prepacked pallets, would bring it down, rotate it, and load it on one of 20 trucks sitting in the loading dock.

      Almost completely automated, with only 4 people up in the control tower, monitoring the crane for problems.

      All in all, it was a company that was surprisingly with the times, and I was sorry to see my tenure there end.

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    42. Re:First they came for the Indians... by ces · · Score: 1

      In Oregon they outlaw self service gas as well. From what I understand the current argument for this is "think of all of the jobs that will be lost".

      Being from Washington I am frustrated every time I have to deal with waiting for some minimum wage bozo to get around to pumping my gas rather than:

      1) insert card in pump.
      2) pump gas.
      3) go.

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  7. live bait slashdotting by Ando[evilmedic] · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm just guessing, but that's probably the first time we've slashdotted a site pertaining to 'live bait.' That link was absolutely and totally random...

    1. Re:live bait slashdotting by andrew_0812 · · Score: 0

      We actually have one of the damn live bate vending machines outside of Wal-Mart.

      Craziest thing I ever saw.

      A friend of mine lives near a florist that has a fresh flowers vending machine, so that you can get flowers 24/7. And we all know how important that is.

    2. Re:live bait slashdotting by andrew_0812 · · Score: 0

      I really wish I could spell. Of course I meant live bait.

    3. Re:live bait slashdotting by Destoo · · Score: 1

      Fresh flowers vending machine?
      Dude! These things could have saved my marriage!

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  8. Interesting I'm sure by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

    But the riaa.org hack is a LOT funnier, pity they've already figured it out.

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    1. Re:Interesting I'm sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do you have a mirror? When i heard about it, the hack was already down.

    2. Re:Interesting I'm sure by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1, Funny

      http://www.mrnick.binary9.net/riaa/

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  9. Dehumanizing? by plurrbat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't find it dehumanizing. I find it GREAT! Now I can buy the 75 pack of enemas and the forbidden magazines without that weird guy behind the counter looking at me like I'm a freak.

    1. Re:Dehumanizing? by derch · · Score: 1

      Wish I had mod points to give away. Pretty amusing post.

    2. Re:Dehumanizing? by macksav · · Score: 0

      god, you're a sick fuck. do you use the 75 enemas up all in one night, while trying, in vain i might add, to stimulate your abnormally small penis into an erectile state by staring fixedly at some piss-poor photos of fecal facials and aids-laced golden showers? man, no wonder you don't ever leave your room. freak.

    3. Re:Dehumanizing? by pi+radians · · Score: 2

      Instead you announce it on the internet where thousands of weird looking guys can think your a freak.

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    4. Re:Dehumanizing? by plurrbat · · Score: 0

      Ahh, /.'ers: They actually think you're serious. It was joke! Well, except for the forbidden magazines. Geez, sometimes you people can be hilarious... and other times...

  10. Liver please by Kristoffor · · Score: 2, Funny

    on the horizon... I hear they are planning a vending machine for body parts to be installed in large hospitals. Just insert your credit card and punch buttons to receive a lovely, hardly used replacement liver!

    1. Re:Liver please by karnal · · Score: 2

      Then, of course, you'll have a different machine, right across from it, selling body parts cheaper, with the following disclaimer:

      These appear to be functional, but are untested by this hospital. No returns.

      (my stab at some sellers on ebay....)

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    2. Re:Liver please by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 2

      "Yes, this liver was owned by a little old lady who only used it on Sundays"

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  11. Great dor travellers by MyGirlFriendsBroken · · Score: 1

    Sounds like this would be great in airports and other locations where there are lots of people of different cultures and languages, and often in a bit of culture shock. I love to find this machine when I have just landed in a country where I know little of the language and am too tiered to communicate using body language.

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    1. Re:Great dor travellers by plurrbat · · Score: 0

      And of course, it'll give you the finger, the international hand gesture for "Declined Card".

  12. exp. dates by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    what happens if products that expire, like eggs and milk, don't get "changed out" in time? What recourse do you have?

    1. Re:exp. dates by suwain_2 · · Score: 2
      This has happened to me before... I just ate 'em anyway (it was candy, so it didn't seem too bad... Not sure I'd want to drink month-old milk or anything, though).

      I'd like to think that you could call the machine operator and ask for a refund/exchange (particularly if you haven't opened it). I suppose some might refuse, but threatening to call the Better Business Bureau and the FDA to report that they're selling out-of-date food might change their mind ;)

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    2. Re:exp. dates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for recourse options, see above

    3. Re:exp. dates by garcia · · Score: 2

      you can save your puke in a bag and throw it on the guy that stocks the machine.

    4. Re:exp. dates by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      yeah, thats great yell at the poor bastard who gets $10 an hour to stock vending machines... kinda like yelling at a waitress for crappy food.

    5. Re:exp. dates by artg · · Score: 1

      You get a live bait vending machine.

    6. Re:exp. dates by garcia · · Score: 2

      if he is putting in food that is expired, it's his fault, not anyone elses.

      Just b/c he is the last man on the chain there does NOT mean he doesn't have the responsibility to check.

    7. Re:exp. dates by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

      bullshit - he's putting in what was on his truck (probably stocked by someone else) done by handlers who are putting on whats in the warehouse - again, 'managment' who makes more than $10 and has Profit (selling expired food is profitable) on their mind.

  13. This is Kicks Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This machine is right down the street from and I have to say it is really cool. There are no 24 hour stores on that street or really anywhere within 5 blocks of there. It's also right in the middle of a bar neighborhood, so it'll help out with people and there late night afterbar munchies. I really just hope no one goes and starts vandalizing it

    1. Re:This is Kicks Ass by sheean.nl · · Score: 1

      I really just hope no one goes and starts vandalizing it

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    2. Re:This is Kicks Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you actually ever left your house which is supposedly down the street from you?

      • There's a 24-hour Rite-Aid three blocks west on Florida & Connecticut.
      • There's a 7-Eleven at Columbia Road and 19th.
      • There's a 24-hour gas station (with well-stocked convenience mart, though late at night you have to point through the window and they fetch your stuff) at 15th & U.
      • And as of this past winter, there's that pink 7-Eleven ripoff just a block and a half up 18th St next to the Pizza Mart ripoff place.
  14. neato by Fanolex · · Score: 2, Interesting

    before i even checked out the article i was going to say that i'd seen one of these in adams morgan a block from the bfs' - i hadn't realized it was the only one in the US.

    i haven't actually had the nerve to go up and use it yet, but it's a great idea considering there aren't any 24-hour convenience stores in the immediate vicinity.

  15. Porn vending machines by DrXym · · Score: 5, Funny

    I saw a program about Japan which featured a porn vending machine which was out on the street. Aside from the usual magazines and condoms, you could also buy a sex cup - a paper cup containing spongy jelly that you had intercourse with. Will the wonders of technology ever cease?

    1. Re:Porn vending machines by HiQ · · Score: 2, Funny

      a paper cup containing spongy jelly that you had intercourse with

      *I* most certainly did not have intercouse with a spongy thingy. And by the way, what kind of freak would it take to sell some spongy stuff *I* had intercourse with? Or even worse, what kind of ueber freak would buy the spongy stuff that I had intercourse with. Aaaah. The horror (** sound of hair being torn out of head**)

    2. Re:Porn vending machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should change your nickname to Tweak.

    3. Re:Porn vending machines by theDEFT · · Score: 5, Funny

      speaking for the entire community, can you tell me a little more about the sex cup please.

    4. Re:Porn vending machines by RobinH · · Score: 2

      A friend of mine did a work term in Japan, and he told lots of interesting stories. Some of those vending machines dispense "School Girls' panties". You get the used panties, and a little story about the girl they belonged to.

      There were also places to stay in Tokyo called "capsule hotels", for men only, like little stacked coffins you could sleep in, and it cost nearly $100 a night. He said each one had a little television in it, and the only stations you could get were porn!

      Anyone have any first hand evidence?

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    5. Re:Porn vending machines by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      wow.. coffin hotels, just like straight from neuromancer or other gibsons books ! seriously tho, a LOT of f*cked *p sh*t is going on there.

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    6. Re:Porn vending machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone have any first hand evidence?

      Talk about leaving yourself open for a pun.

    7. Re:Porn vending machines by RobinH · · Score: 2

      just like straight from neuromancer or other gibsons books

      Yes, and if you could bring women into them, then you'd have to find yourself a bionically enhanced superwoman to bring in there with you... occular implants and all.

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    8. Re:Porn vending machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >just like straight from neuromancer or other gibsons books

      Perhaps its the other way around?

    9. Re:Porn vending machines by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Funny

      There was an episode of Seinfeld where Kramer had these Japanese businessmen pay him to stay overnight and they slept in an oversized chest of drawers. Kramer mentioned that they did this all the time in Japan, but I didn't think he was serious until now!

    10. Re:Porn vending machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no first hand experience, but experience with both right and left hands....

    11. Re:Porn vending machines by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "A friend of mine did a work term in Japan, and he told lots of interesting stories. Some of those vending machines dispense "School Girls' panties". You get the used panties, and a little story about the girl they belonged to. There were also places to stay in Tokyo called "capsule hotels", for men only, like little stacked coffins you could sleep in, and it cost nearly $100 a night. He said each one had a little television in it, and the only stations you could get were porn! Anyone have any first hand evidence?"

      About the vending machines with undergarments. I have read other articles saying that this *was* real but now it is outlawed by trade reglations. Go do a google. There was also an article on /. mentioning this a while back

      For those 'coffin hotels' I have seen videos of those. Back in the 1998 Nagano Olympics, there was this small feature that on CBC called "[reporter's name]'s Japanese Adventure" and they did a little featurette each time on a different aspect of Japanese culture. One of them was about hotels and those coffin hotels with the little TVs in them were featured, but there was no mention of pr0n. (Remember CBC is the official Canadian Broadcasting Corporation and aims for a wide audience, so pr0n is not mentioned.)

    12. Re:Porn vending machines by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Sometimes I wish there was a +1, Weird Sh~t moderation.

    13. Re:Porn vending machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have lived in Tokyo since 1994. Panty machines were never particularly common, and it has been at least two years since I have seen one anywhere. Granted, I don't usually frequent areas where you'd be likely to find those, but even on occassions when I have been in those areas, they weren't common. I've only seen two or three of them in my life.

      Rubber machines are around, though. They aren't common, but you see them every once in a while. Oddly, they don't usually seem to be in proximity to any sex-related businesses, not even love hotels. There's one about 50 meters from one of my neighborhood convenience stores. Weird, because the convenience store also sells rubbers. There was also one on the road to the local high school, but it's gone now. I don't know if:

      1) High school students don't use rubbers much;
      2) The school pressured them to take it away;
      3) The students stole it :-)

      I haven't seen a pr0n vending machine in a long time, either. They may have been outlawed. Pr0n involving underage girls only got outlawed a couple years ago. Up until then, my neighborhood video store used to sell it.

      Tokyo and Nagano were the last two prefectures to outlaw prostitution by girls under 18. Before that, they both drew the line at 16 (the age of majority in Japan is 20). Tells you what politicians here and in Nagano are up to :-p

      While on that topic, and contrary to the squeaky clean media image that Japan works to hard to maintain abroad, prostitution is big business here. Whorehouses and similar operations are commonplace and operate openly, with signs describing what kind of place it is. This despite the fact that prostitution is illegal in Japan. The country's least enforced law. If it's enforced at all, it's only against foreign streetwalkers. Japanese ones are safe. Also contrary to the squeaky clean media image, there's a huge amount of xenophobia and racism here.

      Prostitution is very expensive here, though. Figure on $250 or more for sex, and that's *if* they'll let you in if s you're a foreigner. Some of the workers there may be foreigners (Southeast Asian or Eastern European) but in most places only Japanese are allowed to be customers. And I don't mean only Japanese citizens. I mean only ethnic Japanese (this doesn't include Japanese-Americans or anything like that, either, unless they can pass themselves off as Japanese by speaking at a native level).

      It's an odd place.

      Oh, about capsule hotels. They don't cost anything like $100 a night. They're the cheapest accomodations around, try $35 - $50. This is dirt cheap in Japan. Only the gutter is less :-)

    14. Re:Porn vending machines by Daimaou · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, there are capsule hotels. They look like the capsules in The Fifth Element where they gas you to sleep during the journey to whatever that paradise planet was called.

      The better hotels are the love hotels (some of which are run via a room key vending machine). You can take your favorite partner to a nicely decked out, pay-by-the-hour hotel. The ones I went to usually had a vending TV that would play adult movies, a vending machine where you could get condoms (which were always too small), one for drinks and beef jerky, and a coin operated bed that jiggles around. The mirrors on almost every flat surface were free. Much more enjoyable than a capsule hotel.

    15. Re:Porn vending machines by Daimaou · · Score: 2, Funny

      I forgot to mention, the best part about the condoms you could buy were the names, such as Ronnie Wrinkles, and the Engrish sayings on them.

    16. Re:Porn vending machines by jred · · Score: 2

      Hmm. Well, I was in an adult store a while back, picking up a present for my gf. The clerks were talking about something like that, only it was a plastic jar w/ a lid. They were trying to talk a couple into sticking their finger in it, which they wouldn't do. I did, though. It would have felt good, um, using it, but it definitely didn't feel like a woman.

      HTH :)

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    17. Re:Porn vending machines by Altus · · Score: 1

      I found capsul hotels to be consistantly overpriced... hell, you can find a love hotel for 45-50 bucks... which is a great deal is you are traveling with a companion.

      but the capsule hotels were generaly more expensive than the youth hostels... of course the hostels tended to close their doors early,which was kind of a pain...

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    18. Re:Porn vending machines by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 2

      Yes capsule hotels do exist. The one that I stayed in had a pay-buy-the-minute TV (I think it was 100 Yen for 1/2 hour). It had about 5 channels, two of which were porn. The disappointing thing is that all of the porn had blur spots over the explicit areas. Seemed to be common in Japan. Still, it beats reruns on TNT.

    19. Re:Porn vending machines by Garridan · · Score: 1

      I bet it'd be better if you microwaved it first.

    20. Re:Porn vending machines by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > > a paper cup containing spongy jelly that you had intercourse with
      >
      >*I* most certainly did not have intercouse with a spongy thingy. And by the way, what kind of freak would it take to sell some spongy stuff *I* had intercourse with? Or even worse, what kind of ueber freak would buy the spongy stuff that I had intercourse with. Aaaah. The horror (** sound of hair being torn out of head**)

      I can't speak for what you had intercourse with, but the spongy jelly I had sex with last night was no inanimate jelly-in-a-cup from Japan!

      My jellied pleasure trove was a shoggoth, and I swear, she said she was 18! (Oh, sure, it wasn't until after we were necking in the back of her 1657 Ford Thunderpseudopod overlooking a fungus garden on Yuggoth that I discovered she'd meant 18 aeons, but by then my brain had been eaten, and I didn't mind as much.

      (Never trust a chick you meet through Shub-Internet :-)

    21. Re:Porn vending machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The law requires use of those blur spots.

  16. Nifty! But Not quite there yet.. by gerf · · Score: 2

    Imagine a grandma accidentially punching in the number for condoms, instead of her skin cream. No returns... very bad for customer relations.

    I imagine they can save a couple bucks an hour on labor, but at what cost? You lose some business because it can't service you to all your whims. if something you buy is obviously defective, oh well. buy another one. That doesn't cut it with Real People. And how much does one of these cost? If it's, say, $200k (i'm guessing, wildly), plus service when it breaks down, plus electricity costs, plus someone who stocks the machine, is it really worth it to save the 50 thousand or so a year (365 days, 6 an hour, 24 hours a day)? Small regualr candybar/chip/pop machines cost up to 10 thousand up front, are produced by the masses and are already very accepted by society.

    I'm really not seeing this thing becoming the all-answer to our problems, though it may have a niche market.

  17. What would you put in the vending machine? by rczyzewski · · Score: 0

    I'd put Mt. Dew, Maxim, spare computer parts, twinkies, golf balls, and of course supplies for when...

  18. Say goodbye to QuickieMart? by joncarwash · · Score: 1

    Like others have said, vending machines have been huge in Japan for a while now. I doubt, though, that the US will go in the same direction since we have plenty of people that are willing to work in a store that sells the same items. Right now it appears as though the cost of operation is too high compared to your classical convenient store.
    And you'll need someone to keep the vending machines stocked anyway, especially when there is a snowstorm coming and everyone rushes the store for bread and milk (anyone from the Southern US knows what I'm talking about). Also, will the vending machine have to be over 21 to sell alcohol?

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    1. Re:Say goodbye to QuickieMart? by Aexia · · Score: 2

      Also, will the vending machine have to be over 21 to sell alcohol?

      They'll probably use something similar to the new cigarette vending machines featuring computer generated personalities that interact with the user.

      When I saw this on the Daily Show, I thought it was a joke. The "black guy" personality is a horribly embarassing stereotype. He'd give Jar Jar a run for his money.

  19. Re: 75 enemas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now thats even more dehumanizing.
    freak.

  20. Dehumanizing? by JBMcB · · Score: 1

    Most interaction with convenience store clerks is sub-human anyway. "Six fifty" and "Thanks" are usually the only words spoken, even when spoken to.

    If they came up with a vending machine that had decent SDRAM and video card prices, I'm there...

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  21. Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you`ve ever tried talking to the mongtard's who work in 7-11 (and..well, just about everywhere) you`ll understand why removing 'human' (barely!) interaction can only be a good thing. You`ll be served quicker, get the correct change and be otherwise unblemished by the common peasantry.

  22. Hurray for Live Bait Machines by SkipChaser · · Score: 1

    Keeps the bait out of the dairy case.

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  23. This reminds me of a book.... by Xenopax · · Score: 2

    Did anyone ever read A Stainless Steal Rat is Born? It's been a long time since I read it, but in the book the main character spends a good bit of time in an automated fastfood restaurant hiding from the police. It was really easy for him to steal food there since it had a built in test button that served up sandwiches to the back room, and since there were no employees noone was there to stop him (except the restocking guy, who came once a week).

    The restaurant itself was really cool, a person would put in their order, and the automated system would have everything cooked and ready to go before the customer even got their money out to pay. Much better than McDonalds, which in some places can be slower than a sit down restaurant because the employees are so slow.

    1. Re:This reminds me of a book.... by chill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      McSwineys, if I remember correctly.

      You should see the McDonalds on International Drive in Orlando, FL. While it is HUGE -- one of the largest in the world, largest PlayPlace (tm) in the world, gameroom -- it is highly automated.

      Robot arms handle the fries, from pulling them from the grease, also dumping and salting them.

      I've often wondered why someone doesn't try the McSwiney's approach.

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    2. Re:This reminds me of a book.... by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

      I remember that book, I also remember A Stainless Steel Rat Gets Drafted. I wish I could do 100 push ups every morning, but 40 is my absolute limit.

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    3. Re:This reminds me of a book.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And thats what they call fiction.....

    4. Re:This reminds me of a book.... by Xenopax · · Score: 2

      I was at a huge McDonalds in Orlando a long time ago, possibly the one you are talking about. That too was several years ago. ;-)

      Back then real people did everything. Personally I'd like to see the McSwiney's approach.... hey now, this sounds like a great start-up idea! I just need a few dumb VCs and a truckload of frozen meat...

    5. Re:This reminds me of a book.... by bluGill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It comes down to cost. 8 years ago when I worked at McDonalds we considered a robotic fry vat. The one we had wasn't working well anymore, so a new one was required. However the cost got in the way. Something like 5 times the price just to get the robotic version. We could not make the payments.

      McDonalds really wants to replace all their fry vats and grills with robotic versions. The oil is somewhere between 300 and 450 degrees (f), and burns are common. However the cost couldn't be justified. Build a robot that is reliable and cheep and they will make you rich. (remember though that the enviorment isn't the easiest to work with, it all has to pass FDA inspection, and greese tends to clog things)

    6. Re:This reminds me of a book.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A McDonalds nearby has an automated drink system for the drive thru. robot gets the appropriate size of cup and fills it up with ice and soda, in the order of... orders.

    7. Re:This reminds me of a book.... by jaymz168 · · Score: 0

      Speaking of fats and the FDA, their gears aren't too hard to grease. I remember a story way back when an FDA inspector was facing 150 years and $250000 fines for accepting bribes to let some bad seafood go through. Not to mention their activity in the pharmaceutical industry...

    8. Re:This reminds me of a book.... by Reductionist · · Score: 1

      I went there about four years ago when I attended SIGGRAPH '98 in Orlando. I was quite disappointed with their claim to be the 'World's Largest McDonalds'. I was expecting something along the lines of the Varsity drive in Atlanta, but what I saw was a unremarkable bastardized two story version of the standard mansard roof restaurant.

    9. Re:This reminds me of a book.... by bluGill · · Score: 2

      Sometimes, sometimes. Some things go through far too easially, others are held up far too long. McDonalds, and most other resteraunts also have standards which may or may not be hard to meet, and you may or may not be able to grease the gears. You never know when someone will decide that they have an interest in doing their job right, and hold you up longer trying to figgure out why you wanted to grease the gears instead of doing the paperwork right.

      Remember too that every case of someone getting caught is circulated. After every case of this the agents go on alert, and do the job right for a few days/weeks/months, before sliding, you don't want to plan on bribes only to get your application in minutes before someone is caught.

    10. Re:This reminds me of a book.... by chill · · Score: 1

      You aren't the only one.

      That area caters mostly to tourists -- a lot of British and Brasillians.

      For the longest time that playplace had a screendoor exit leading right out to the main street. They need it for fire purposes, but they have had so many little kids wander out towards that highway they now have a permanent "guard" there.

      I hate that place.

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    11. Re:This reminds me of a book.... by crucini · · Score: 2
      Did anyone ever read A Stainless Steal Rat is Born?

      Yup. Loved it. ISTR that its microwave ovens could nuke a ton of porcuswine flesh into smoke and charred remnants in 15 milliseconds. Or something.

      I also wondered why it wasn't done in the real world.
  24. The Shop 2000 by ziriyab · · Score: 2

    The machine's name is Shop 2000! I wonder how long it will take for the number 2000 to stop being associated with all things futuristic? 2010? 3000?

    1. Re:The Shop 2000 by segonds · · Score: 1

      Web site is here

  25. I wouldn't mind this by SparkyTWP · · Score: 1

    Knowing some people who worked at convienence stores, I would rather get my food from a machine than go to a store with some teenage punk working there who pissed all over some food or something because he got bored at 2AM.

    The things those people do to the food (Just because they're bored mind you) is beyond most people's imagination. I'll take the machine thank you.

    Not to mention in the end this lowers prices. So there's another good reason.

  26. is it cost effective by hey · · Score: 1

    It sounds like there is something like a tape juke box system in there. They are hugely expensive to buy not to mention maintain. And this is verses paying somebody minimum wage. Also, of course, the RoboShop needs to be stocked by a human so why not have him/her tend store.

  27. live bait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah you're cleaver but do you have an action shot of the live bait machine? I do.

    In Hot Springs, Arkansas (yes, home to the Bubba goes to Washington movement) near a marina on Lake Ouchita (sp?) called Mountain Harbor, there is indeed one of these beauties (or there was 5 years ago) providing live bait for all...and yes I had to take a snapshot. It's quite a sight. I had more fun with that than the skiing. =)

    1. Re:live bait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW, in the post above I forgot to mention...I think we should start a "Bait Chalking" program similar to warchalking but online, so that people can post the location of these beauties. =)

    2. Re:live bait by gimple · · Score: 1

      Fish Creek Wisconsin--up in Door County. I bought a t-shirt from a store with the bait machine in front of it.

  28. Not a lot of space? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike the typical machine, this one is 18 ft wide and takes up 200 square ft. [...] many people like it because it doesn't take up a lot of space.

    Sorry, but 200 square feet seems like it takes up a lot more space than a "typical machine."

    1. Re:Not a lot of space? by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2

      It is quite small compared to the size of a 7-11.

      Tim

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  29. You might be a Redneck Geek if... by Nick+Driver · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...you've ever slashdotted yer live bait website ;-)

    LOL!

    1. Re:You might be a Redneck Geek if... by digitalsushi · · Score: 2

      LOL!

      ...did you really?

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    2. Re:You might be a Redneck Geek if... by Rebel+Patriot · · Score: 2

      I am a redneck geek and damned proud of it! I prefer to catch my bait at home or raise it myself. If that's not feasible I buy it at a store, but most of those "live bait" vending machines just suck. I wanna see the red-wigglers or Luissianna Pinks before I choose the can I'm gonna buy.

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  30. Space saving? by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

    It takes up 200 square ft. Instead of a 2500 square ft shop. But stocks only 10th of the products.

    Doesn't seem much more dense to me..

  31. It makes for great people watching by MedManDC · · Score: 1

    This machine is about a half-block from my house. It's amazing to see the faces on people as the pass by the "store." Everyone is just itching to buy something, I think more to see all the machinery at work than because they need anything.

    One of the benefits of its success around the US might be the reintroduction of dollar coins. I'm not sure how it gives change now, but I hope it doesn't drop up to $5 in quarters like our metro ticket vending machines.

    1. Re:It makes for great people watching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      woah, theres one in DC? where at? id like to scope it out.

  32. This guy will start hollering for a human soon... by hyacinthus · · Score: 3

    "Whoever made this is a genius. A guy in the store can make a mistake or give you a hard time, but not the machine. I definitely prefer the machine to a person."

    Just wait until this fellow puts in five dollars only to see it disappear without a trace, or until that packet of Pop-Tarts gets stuck halfway off its little rack and won't drop however much he kicks the machine. He'll start looking for someone to whine to about getting his money back.

    Ah, well, I shouldn't complain. I work for a company which thinks that providing us with a couple of tables, a Coke machine and one of those automat machines which dispenses packaged Danish and five-dollar sandwiches satisfies their obligation to provide us with a cafeteria.

    hyacinthus.

  33. But can you ask it for directions? by Etcetera · · Score: 2


    I have to agree with the critics on this one. This might be a good idea in a few select locations (high crime, etc...) but for the most part it's too dehumanizing for american culture.

    Besides, of the "four C's" mentioned in the article (cigarettes, cold drinks, candy, and coffee) three of them already have dedicated vending machines, and the fourth did for a long time until they became illegal (at least in CA). There's still a place for convenience stores.

    Even at 2:30am in the morning, when I stop in for a coffee and some sort of warm snack in the middle of a road trip, the small amount of human interaction I receive there is important.

    1. Re:But can you ask it for directions? by Lxy · · Score: 2

      and the fourth did for a long time until they became illegal

      Coffee vending machines are illegal?

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    2. Re:But can you ask it for directions? by Zak3056 · · Score: 2

      Besides, of the "four C's" mentioned in the article (cigarettes, cold drinks, candy, and coffee) three of them already have dedicated vending machines, and the fourth did for a long time until they became illegal (at least in CA). There's still a place for convenience stores. Actually, the comment about "the four C's" was that vending machines had been unsuccessful wrt moving BEYOND them, which this device hopes to do.

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    3. Re:But can you ask it for directions? by Chris+Wheeler · · Score: 1

      They should be. It is false advertizing. Every time I get coffee from a vending machine, it looks and tastes more like the water from a mud puddle.

      Strangely enough, if it hasn't rained in a number of days, the machine is empty.

    4. Re:But can you ask it for directions? by Bowdie · · Score: 1

      >human interaction I receive there is important.

      Yeah, I sort of agree. But I always prefer machines, I'd love them in my local %establishment% for one reason :

      I stammer. Many times I've felt like a coffee/sandwich/whatever and gone without for a while because I'm having a bad stammer day.

      But a smile and (on good days) a friendly "hello" is nice, my local stores know that it may take me a while to get what I want out, and if somedays I just point, they know why.

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    5. Re:But can you ask it for directions? by Etcetera · · Score: 2


      Probably should have ordered that better =)

      In CA, cigarette vending machines are (IIRC) illegal. Firdt they were restricted to only being allowed in bars or over 18 establishments, to keep minors from buying them, then they were outlawed completely later on.

  34. Dehumanizing? Sure! by Hayzeus · · Score: 1

    .. but why not? Humans basically suck anyway...

    1. Re:Dehumanizing? Sure! by RatBastard · · Score: 1
      Humans basically suck anyway...

      But only if you pay them $50.00 first.

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  35. Theft? by suwain_2 · · Score: 2
    They seem to be making a big deal of how they're much less likely to be robbed -- you can shoplift, and you can't hold up a vending machine.

    But what's to stop someone determined from throwing a cinder block through the glass panel? Maybe it's really strong Plexiglass or something, but I'm sure a really determined person can get right through it. It'd be very obvious that you were robbing it (people chucking cinder blocks through windows don't tend to go unnoticed...), but I think it would be definitely possible. I'd actually be more worried about theft from this than I would from a store.

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    1. Re:Theft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually most theft occurs in the form of shoplifting. Some retail stores loose up to 40% of their stuff this way in any given inventory cycle. This is the real threat to profits because it is gradual and tough to combat while remaining customer friendly.

      It's tough to shoplift from the vending but as far as hold ups probably about the same. Someone holding up a place is already doing something noticeable so they'd probably go ahead and chuck the brick.

    2. Re:Theft? by karnal · · Score: 2

      I'll admit you have a very good point -- if no one is around, how do you keep honest people honest?

      Obviously, as in most situations with convenience stores, they make their best attempt (usually with $$ the deciding factor) to keep their product and employees safe. That doesn't mean it's always good, though. Someone can always steal something.

      But back to what I originally wanted to say: What's to stop someone determined from throwing a cinder block through the convenience store worker's head?

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    3. Re:Theft? by suwain_2 · · Score: 2
      Nothing really stops you, I suppose, except for ethics.

      Not that I'd do either, but stealing something from a vending machine is petty theft (and vandalism if you have you break into it...). Throwing a cinder block "through the convenience store worker's head" is murder. I've seen people trying to "tip" machines to get free food, and my only thought was "How pathetic is it that they spend twenty minutes brutally attacking a machine... for a pack of LifeSavers?" But I think I'd have a very different reaction to an armed robbery.

      Your point is good too, it's just that there are probably people who wouldn't think twice of vandalizing a machine and stealing some things, but who wouldn't think for a second of armed robbery.

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    4. Re:Theft? by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      "I'll admit you have a very good point -- if no one is around, how do you keep honest people honest?"

      Lots of witnesses maybe? If the vending machines are kept in a publicly visible place (and they usually are), the incentive to steal would probably go WAY down. A real store provides a nice closed obscured location to stick up the cashier, etc.

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    5. Re:Theft? by 0bjectiv3 · · Score: 1

      It would be trivial to make the vending machine take pictures and call the police if it detects that the window has been broken. I'd be surprised if they're not already designed this way.

      Anyway, I sincerely hope it takes pictures of customers who use credit cards. They're probably not providing a signature or a photo ID.

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    6. Re:Theft? by bluGill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Read Design of Everyday things by Donald Norman.

      Vandals break windows, spray paint wood, and use a gun on convience store workers. (Obviously the latter is a different class of crime). In the book he accounts for a case of heavy glass that was broken several times within days of being put up. They finialy just put up plywood, and it was never broken, but it was painted all the time. The plywood was actually much easier to break than the glass it replaced, but nobody breaks plywood, they paint it. (or burn it, but it is hard to burn large parts of a panel)

      A convenience store worker's head does not afford the ability to throw a cinder block though it. You can do so, often killing the worker, but you don't think of that.

    7. Re:Theft? by karnal · · Score: 2

      Well, just like in convenience stores (where there is usually one or two workers there), there's someone around. And I remember (a long time ago, mind you) it not being too hard for people to steal things there.

      The lots of witnesses definitely has it's gain. However, where I live, the city definitely does sleep, and this would probably get broken into.

      All in all, some people (including myself) have wayyyy too much time on their hands :)

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    8. Re:Theft? by mr_teem · · Score: 1

      It would be trivial to make the vending machine take pictures and call the police if it detects that the window has been broken. I'd be surprised if they're not already designed this way.

      I would be astonished if there wasn't one or more video cameras trained on the front of the machine with a recording loop.

      Theft will probably will happen. Look at the many cases of convenience store ATM thefts shown on the several "stupid criminals caught on tape" television shows. There, people are stealing a large, but resonably portable armored box that's filled with money. (Usually by driving a large vehicle into the store and against the machine, then dragging it away.)

      But what do you get if you break into one of these machines? Diapers and Spaghettios for everyone are in easy reach but that's probably not worth the risk. And sure, there's a box of money that's inside but I'd design that box to be bolted to the bedrock since this is a fixed position machine.

      My guess is that you'd get the machines broken into in the same sorts of situations where convenience stores get looted today--times of "civil unrest".

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    9. Re:Theft? by crucini · · Score: 2

      I think that people who rob convenience stores want cash. Committing armed robbery for some candy and soda seems like too high a risk/reward ratio. Since the cash is probably well protected in the vending machine, that risk is eliminated. Shoplifters take a much smaller risk for a much smaller reward. Smashing in the front of the machine is riskier than shoplifting. It would be worthwhile to get cash (which it can't) but not to get merchandise.

    10. Re:Theft? by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      Surely an inch or two of Lexan combined with security cameras would make the machine at least resistant to this sort of attack. And more exotic technical solutions are certainly feasible.

      The point is, there's plenty of ways to armor it such that vandalizing the device is difficult.

  36. B-2 by fredopalus · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dell, no... Compaq, definitely not.... Gateway, there it is; B-2 [punches B-2 into vending machine]. [Metal coil uncoils and pc tower drops **clunk**] [open flap and pull out computer].
    Now i just need a monitor.... C-7 ... [doesn't uncoil and gets stuck in machine] [now you start shaking it]... [monitor starts to fall]... **clunk** **crash**. Not another broken screen.

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    1. Re:B-2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't get dells anywhere but ordering directly from them... so they wouldn't get in Vending Machines...

    2. Re:B-2 by fredopalus · · Score: 1

      Darn. I wouldn't pick that one anyway.

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    3. Re:B-2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somewhere in a remote terrorist training camp, a would be terrorist walks up to a machine...

      C-4. Out comes some plastic explosive. Ooops the flapping door slam on explosive.

      >>> BOOM !

      P.S. C4 is actually very stable.

  37. Hey, I worked at a Sheetz... by kilonad · · Score: 1

    I worked at a Sheetz for almost two years (it was decent money). I had to work both the register and in MTO (made to order, the food part). Most people actually love the machines, especially if they have kids. It talks to you (which gets old real quick if you have to work there) and you can punch in for a special order if you need to talk to someone. Or you can always shout. But there's pictures on all of the icons too, so the man you're talking about probably wasn't just illiterate, but possibly half-blind and lonely as well. The only problem is the machines have touch screens that eventually wear out, and it can be difficult to push the buttons once that happens. The flat screens have a slot for a credit card on the side, and are the same exact machines you see the employees using at the register (room for future expansion maybe?).

    Essentially, it's the equivalent of removing waiters from restaurants. You can automate order taking, but you'll never replace the chef.

    1. Re:Hey, I worked at a Sheetz... by Bob+McCown · · Score: 3, Funny
      Most people actually love the machines, especially if they have kids.

      Machines can have kids now? AIEEEEEEEEE!

    2. Re:Hey, I worked at a Sheetz... by QuickSilver_999 · · Score: 1

      I also worked at a Sheetz. Now I live somewhere that for years was Sheetz deprived. We had to go to Country Fair to get anything. Thank GOD they finally put a Sheetz up here, even if it is in the most god awful remote location of the city.

      My point though (and I think I do have one) is that the touch screen at the MTO counter is FAR superior to dealing with the little paper forms at a Country Fair. For one thing, I feel it's more hygenic, since the person making your food isn't touching a piece of paper that's been sitting in a bin for days. For another, I usually don't want to talk to someone, I want to order a sandwich and get the heck out of there. With the MTO method, I punch in my order, walk over and hand the clerk my slip, pay, THEN get my food and get the heck out. Much more convenient.

      For those environmentalists out there there's also the fact that the paper forms kill trees! :) Electrons are so much better that way. Plus, the menu system they've devised is very simple and extremely easy to navigate. And with 3 or 4 of these things on the counter... No more searching for a pencil when they lose them all!

      The only problem I have with Sheetz is that the MTO quality has seriously gone down hill from the days when I worked there. Maybe it's cheaper ingredients, or the fact that the meat and cheese are basically delivered shrink wrapped (pre cut) instead of being sliced each day, but the taste has gone down in recent years. They still have the only hot dogs that I would ever eat at a convenience store though!

      Now this method will never replace a cute waitress coming to your table, but I can see this being used in fast food joints around the world to speed things up. You'd really only need one cashier and a row of terminals. People pick what they want and then take the ticket to the clerk. Much better than how they do it now.

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  38. NYT login by lute3 · · Score: 3, Informative
    I didn't see one posted yet, so here's the one I always use.

    login: generic99
    password: generic

    1. Re:NYT login by TulioSerpio · · Score: 1

      thanks!
      I hate NYT registration!

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    2. Re:NYT login by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      random generator:
      http://www.majcher.com/nytview.html
      h ttp://www.alexburke.ca/nyt/
      sometimes you hafta do it a couple times though.

  39. Re:[offtopic] RIAA Website gets hacked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone probably beat you to it, and its in the queue to be published later today. Chill out.

  40. ad infinitum by HiQ · · Score: 1

    Will there also be a vending machine that sells vending machines?

  41. Re:This guy will start hollering for a human soon. by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

    Just wait until this fellow puts in five dollars only to see it disappear without a trace, or until that packet of Pop-Tarts gets stuck halfway off its little rack and won't drop however much he kicks the machine. He'll start looking for someone to whine to about getting his money back.

    If that were a problem, payphones would never have taken off, nor indeed any other sorts of vending machines. There's probably a label on the front giving a number to call if there are any real problems. Route this number to a depot and one maintenance man's territory is simply a function of how frequently the machine fails.

  42. Video renting vending machines by Kraft · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I recently realised that in the states "video/dvd renting vending machines" aren't the big thing. I just don't understand why.

    In Spain, France, Italy... most of Europe really... you find these cool little machines, about twice the size of a coke vending machine, where you can rent over 500 vhs or dvds any time of the day. Most of them don't require a membership card (which a f'ing annoying anyway), just a credit card. If you return the video within a few hours you pay much less. If you don't return it, they just charge your credit card. Simple and fair. No hazzle.

    But yeah... why aren't these machines the bomb in the States, where vending machines are so normal? Any thoughts?

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    1. Re:Video renting vending machines by CrosseyedPainless · · Score: 2

      I don't think vending machines are really very normal here in the U.S. I've never personally seen any kind of vending machine that accepts credit cards, and bill accepters only became common fairly recently.

      *shrug*
      This machine seems cool, though. I'd use it!

    2. Re:Video renting vending machines by will_die · · Score: 1

      The problem is where to stick them. The ones of thoses I have seen in europe have been on streets filled with apartments, for the equivant in the US you would need someplace like NYC or for most of the US some shopping center, and most places already have stores renting videos so they would not want the competition.

    3. Re:Video renting vending machines by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      What about parking machines and gas pumps where you can pay by credit card? We have those in Canada.

    4. Re:Video renting vending machines by suwain_2 · · Score: 2
      Gas pumps that you can pay with credit cards are real popular in New England, too. I dont' remember the last time I went inside to pay...

      (And, as a side-note -- I love your sig! :)

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    5. Re:Video renting vending machines by Gekko · · Score: 1

      They are fairly popular in hotels. However they are freaking expensive on the order of 5 dollars a DAY.

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    6. Re:Video renting vending machines by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "But yeah... why aren't these machines the bomb in the States, where vending machines are so normal? Any thoughts?"

      In the USA and Canada, video rental stores are part of the culture. There are huge advertising campaigns connecting the *store name* with renting movies. (You probably have not seem that 'hamster and rabbit' blockbuster commercial, hehe.) If you ask the older population here, they would think that video rentals from vending machines should only be for pr0n and that you go to a STORE to rent movies ... just because that's the way it should be.

      The culture here demands that you go in to the store, sample the free popcorn, browse the ailes, pick up boxes up and read the descriptions, etc, compare with what your friends find and so on.

      Video rental stores here also sell a bunch of other (also machine-saleable) items like chips, salse, toy accessories (action figures, etc) for kids movies, candy, posters and so on.

      Overall, I'd say that it's just a question of the culture.

    7. Re:Video renting vending machines by russellh · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's more fun to wander around in the store for an hour going "I don't know, what do you want to watch?"

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    8. Re:Video renting vending machines by tech+buzz · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      First, I hate Blockbuster. There's one on every corner and they have crushed nearly all the mom-n-pop rental stores in my area. Every time I walk into one (with my gf and her membership card, I've long since tore mine up) I see the lazy people behind the counters, the 10 step checkout process that should be 3, and the long line built up. Monkeys could do the job, I just think that wall sized vending machines with a couple of checkout points could do it better. Throw in one monkey in case there is a problem, and presto, you have reduced personell by 75% and increased convenience and speed. Oh, and hopefully I wouldn't walk out of there with the 30 or so receipts that Blockbuster now shoves in your hand.

    9. Re:Video renting vending machines by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 1, Troll


      Yeah, and those gas pumps are just great. I don't know about you, but I find that it's faster to pump my gas and walk inside to pay by credit than to go through the hassle of pay-at-the-pump.

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    10. Re:Video renting vending machines by T1girl · · Score: 2

      They used to have one of these in the lobby of the high-tech co. where I used to work. Now they're so broke I'm not even sure they have a lobby.

    11. Re:Video renting vending machines by glwtta · · Score: 2

      hmm... card goes in, card comes out, receipt comes out - yeah, it's just horrible

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    12. Re:Video renting vending machines by radish · · Score: 2


      But "store name" is the company which runs all the machines (in the UK anyway). Often, where they have an outlet in a mall, they stick a machine outside for "out of hours" rentals. Seems to work well. At the supermarket near me, which has a branch inside, there's a machine in the parking lot if you're lazy. Personally, I use these guys instead.

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    13. Re:Video renting vending machines by Kraft · · Score: 2

      Hmm, not that bad compared to Norway, where I am now living. Renting a movie here costs something like $6/day in a regular video store.

      What do you normally pay to rent a movie in Blockbuster in the States?

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    14. Re:Video renting vending machines by Cy+Guy · · Score: 2

      I recently saw the first one of these other than in a Hotel (btw, I like the ones in the hotels, since it means the hotel has a VCR - which means I can rent a video anywhere or bring one from home and watch it in the hotel rather than paying the hotel video rental machine's exorbitant fee or hotel pay per view fee).

      Anyway, the one I have seen is located in the parking lot of a McDonalds on US 1 about a mile north of the University of Maryland campus. There is no Blockbuster or other major video chain nearby and though there is local chain store, it charges $4 for most rentals. This machine rents DVDs only and they are $.99 / night. I haven't used it yet so I don't know how it works. My biggest question is how does it verify you are returning the actual disc you borrowed. I guess you could print a barcode directly onto the label side of the DVD disc - or possibly build-in a DVD reader that actually reads enough of the disc to verify its authenticity, but otherwise I would expect some people (especially poor College students) to return old CD's instead of the DVD they rented.

      I imagine this is the reason the DVD & VHS rental machines haven't caught on well here (yet), it isn't a problem with popularity among customers, but in needing a human to verify the identity of the renter and the authenticity of the returned video. These are easy at a hotel, not so easy at a totally automated sidewalk vending machine.

      FYI - there is a site that keeps track of vending machines selling unexpected items here. Among the more unusual listed items are: raw steak, insurance, hot french fries, and pot.The one I think the US is most seriously lacking is Beer vending machines. I saw one selling cans of Budvar in the Prague airport and thought we could have really used one of those in my fraternity.

    15. Re:Video renting vending machines by Gekko · · Score: 1

      I think its $4(us) for 2 or 5 days depending on "newness" of the video. I use netflix though.

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    16. Re:Video renting vending machines by jandrese · · Score: 2

      Local Blockbusters charge about $3-$5US for a 3-5 day rental. (Ironicaly, the $3 rentals usually last for 5 days while the $5 rentals last 3 days). Mom & Pop places often only let you keep the video overnight, but usually only charge $2-$3 per rental. It used to be a really good deal to get DSS and use their PPV system ($2.50/each), but they raised their prices awhile back--which was a shame, because my parents used to rent stuff from there all the time, but now they don't anymore because it's too expensive.

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    17. Re:Video renting vending machines by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      He's got a point... All the gas companies in Canada make it a bit of a chore ... The pumps are used as marketing tools: Do you want a carwash? (Press No) Do you have an "Esso Extra" card? (Press No) Do you have a CAA card? (Press No). Do you want to buy a Mars bar for $0.50? (Press No) Sheesh, just give me my effin receit!!

    18. Re:Video renting vending machines by Dynedain · · Score: 2

      We had one of these in the student commons of my university. Nice big widescreen digital display hanging on the wall above it too......unfortuneately I wasn't able to figure out a way to snake the display without anyone noticing, but I did take hundreds of the 'free' paper CD sleaves from the machine.

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    19. Re:Video renting vending machines by glitch_ · · Score: 2

      Most of the time I follow these steps:

      1.) Put in credit card
      2.) Remove credit card
      3.) Choose gas
      4.) Start pumping gas
      5.) Go inside and buy gum, drinks, candy
      6.) Come outside just in time for the wonderful *CLICK* (Done pumping)
      7.) Remove nozzle
      8.) Drive away.

      I don't see how that is a hassle. Hell, a lot of the time I see a light turning red, look down and realize that I'm low on gas, fill up and I'm back on the road for the green light.

    20. Re:Video renting vending machines by TrippyZ · · Score: 1

      Sheesh, free popcorn? Wish we had that in the UK.

    21. Re:Video renting vending machines by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "Sheesh, free popcorn? Wish we had that in the UK."

      In my experience it tends to be over-salty and fairly old ... but hey, it's free and it tastes OK.

      One time (coincidentially, two days before Mothers' Day) I wandered into a 'Godiva Choclatier' store in the Eaton Centre of Toronto (for those who don't know, that's the very central shopping mall in Toronto, Ontario) and the girl told me I could sample the free mocha coffee as I looked around.

      Damn, the stuff in the store was expensive, but my mom was really pleased ;-)

    22. Re:Video renting vending machines by tyse · · Score: 1

      Vending machines are not that common in the states. Cost of labour in the USA is still pretty cheap.

      Drive-throughs are common though. Americans really don't like getting out of their cars.

      I was amazed I could drive-thru the bank, get cash out, drive-thru a coffee shop and get a coffee, drive-thru a resturant and get breakfast, then drive to work.

    23. Re:Video renting vending machines by ces · · Score: 1

      The drive-thru liquor stores where you can get a mixed drink in a to-go cup or a fifth of JD are much more amusing.

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    24. Re:Video renting vending machines by bgeiger · · Score: 1

      At the Disney/MGM Studios in Orlando, FL, they have *token dispensers* (for the arcade) that accept credit cards.

      Then again, it's kind of a pain to have to wait for the guy ahead of you to get his $50 in tokens before you can change your dollar to play your next game of DDR...

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    25. Re:Video renting vending machines by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 2


      Well, around here, the gas stations have all removed that little latch which keeps the pump running when you're not holding it. Otherwise, I can see how it might be convenient.

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  43. This guy doesn't use many vending machines... by saider · · Score: 1

    "It's pretty cool," Mr. Roman said. "Whoever made this is a genius. A guy in the store can make a mistake or give you a hard time, but not the machine. I definitely prefer the machine to a person."

    At least I can complain to the guy in the store. It is much better than calling some 800 number and waiting several weeks.

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  44. More pictures? by bleckywelcky · · Score: 2


    Could anyone find any place with more pictures of it/it working? The article was quite limited in that area.

    1. Re:More pictures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://travel.u.nu/dc/

  45. Re:[offtopic] RIAA Website gets hacked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that is the problem with this site is that by the time they post news it is "old" news.

  46. What!!?! Don't disrespect the Live Bait Machine! by djansen · · Score: 1

    Dude, we have a live bait vending machine right outside the local sporting goods store...it's cool as hell. Once in a while my son and I go fishing....there's nothing cooler than picking up some donuts then stopping by the Bait Machine for a carton o' worms.

    7x24 worms. I like.

  47. This is nothing new by EvlOvrLrd · · Score: 1

    I saw these thing pop up in major metropolitan areas in Germany over 10 years ago. Funny how the beer and wine shelves were always empty at 4am on a Saturday morning.

    I am all for these actually. Everything is priced right. You don't have to repeat yourself to someone who's native language isn't your own.

    I would love to see a supermarket setup like this. Just drive up after the order you submitted online is complete, insert your ID card and out comes your goods. Already bagged and good to go.

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  48. Dehumanizing? by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 2

    Dehumanizing is a good thing, here is the human experience: "Can I use your bathroom." noisclose "Sorry, I didn't hear you" no-is-close "I still can't understand what you are saying." IT'S LOCKED!!!!!!!! "Ahh. Okay, I get it now! Yeesh."

  49. People dont like this ? by RembrandtX · · Score: 3, Funny

    This thing screams japan.

    200 ft is much less than another 2500 foot store hawking t-shirts and boardwalk crap in Ocean City, MD [where i think these things would clean up!]
    Rather than have 100 shops that all sell suntan oil, 70';s iron on decal t-shirts, and assorted crap, put a dozen of these babys in, free up all that space, and put more restraunts, or hell .. ANYTHING.

    what i don't understand is folks complaining about how dehumanizing these are.

    How is the 'inhumanity' of this machine a factor? Does the bored teenager/non english speaker/insaine freak behind the counter at a 7-11 REALLY provide you with a pleasant and memorable transaction? [Last time I walked into a 7-11 .. i was greeted by the teenage teller pocketing all the pennies from the penny cup.]

    Or what about when I walk into a gas station and can't find a single person there who can speak the native tounge of the area. (english.)

    No joke, maybe im just getting old, or maybe its different in New England or something, but when I was a kid - i remember being able to stop at a gas station and ask directions.

    Last week I was looking for a Dr.'s office in Towson MD. I stopped at a gas station and asked them where [X street was]. They had no idea.
    [or I gathered they had no idea, as they kept shouting 'no english, IDUNNO' at me.

    I gave up asking the attendants, and called the dr.'s office from the phone outside the gas station. The receptionist answered the phone, and when I told her where I was - she answered cryptically "Turn around."

    I did, and she was waving at me from inside the office across the street.

    Ok - bad on me for not realizing I *wasn't* lost .. but I was in a strange area that I had never been to before. I wan't to know what the excuse of the folks who WORKED on the street and still didn't know it was.

    of course, these machines don't have a map module yet . but GAWSH .. imagine if you could pay it a buck and get printed directions ..

    then again .. it probally would get them from map quest :(

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    1. Re:People dont like this ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but instead you could have been at an automated gas station and a big 200 foot long vending machine. I wonder how long you can yell at the machine for driving directions. Maby the automated gas pumps would provide better directions. Though the machines may yell back "no speak!".

    2. Re:People dont like this ? by bytor4232 · · Score: 1


      > of course, these machines don't have a map
      > module yet . but GAWSH .. imagine if you
      > could pay it a buck and get printed
      > directions ..

      Capitolize on that idea and you could be rich.

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  50. Mad Magazine predicted this in 1957 by joechip · · Score: 5, Funny

    In issue 33, June 1957, Mad Magazine has an article called "Vending Machines of the Future." Including are such oversize machines as the Auto-Vend, which dispensed new cars for only 10,000 half dollars and the wife-o-mat, which seems like a great deal at only 20 half dollars.
    Finally, there is the vend-o-vend, which is the ultimate in future vending machines which dispenses a vending machine. This will in turn dispense a vending machine and so on. The final vending machine will dispense a dime for the first vending machine and the whole mess starts again...

    1. Re:Mad Magazine predicted this in 1957 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember seeing a comic book vending machine when I was a kid (~30 years ago, in he US).

  51. Yeah well... by VivisectRob · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I work 2 blocks down the street from the damn thing... The prices are outrageous... but... if you need diapers, condoms, or candy at 3am its a godsend. On another note, Adams Morgan consists mostly of low income housing and bars... and if some teen(s) in that housing or even the drunk fratties that frequent the area are willing to buy condoms from that thing instead of not at all, then the world is a better place because of it.

  52. practicing homosexual? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i didnt know you had to practice that sort of thing. same as doctors.. dont 'practice' just be good at it. j/k love you guys (girls)

    1. Re:practicing homosexual? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wn practicing -over

      Overview of verb practice

      The verb practice has 4 senses (first 4 from tagged texts)

      1. (247) drill, exercise, practice, practise -- (learn by repetition)
      2. (94) practice, apply, use -- (avail oneself to; "apply a principle"; "practice a religion"; "use care when going down the stairs"; "use your common sense"; "practice non-violent resistance")
      3. (72) practice, practise, exercise, do -- (carry out or practice; as of jobs and professions: "practice law")
      4. (22) rehearse, practise, practice -- (engage in a rehearsal (of))

      Overview of adj practicing

      The adj practicing has 1 sense (first 1 from tagged texts)

      1. (1) practicing -- (actively engaged in a career or way of life; "a practicing physician"; "a practicing Catholic")

  53. This is totally cool! by bopbopaloobop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And I disagree with the the editor guy who said "I'm concerned about the people this is going to put out of work," Don't look at people as something that needs to be kept occupied. Think of all the more usefull things people can be freed up for when machines handle simple repetitive taskes. After all, is it a bad thing that there are soda vending machines instead of some guy spending his day standing at a vending stand selling the sodas? Is it bad that traffic lights have taken the place of a policeman standing in the intersection directing traffic? What about the poor scribes who are out of work now that we have copying machines? These people are all freed up to do something more usefull, and hopefully more interesting. This sort of progress is good.

    1. Re:This is totally cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Something more useful like beg for change or dumpster dive? Would you rather work at a soda stand or sort through trash for food? Believe it or not, most people freed from the agony of their 7-11 night shift can not go out and get a job for NASA. There will always be people in the low or no skill category, either because they haven't finished training of some kind (students) or can't get it (dirt poor / illiterate / etc). These are the jobs machines like this destroy. Hopefully you don't believe all those star trek / utopian predictions where machines do all the untrained labour while people who mysteriously need no income spend their lives surfing and exploring their inner selves...

    2. Re:This is totally cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people who mysteriously need no income spend their lives surfing and exploring their inner selves

      Hmmm. Okay. I just spent the last 20 minutes exploring my inner self. Um. Okay. Now how do I stop the bleeding?

    3. Re:This is totally cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be stupid; if all the work is done by machines, and all the supply problems have been solved, then there's no need for income.

      The fewer people it takes to fulfill the needs of society, the less money everybody needs.

    4. Re:This is totally cool! by cbuskirk · · Score: 1

      I agree with you 100%. The people put out of bussiness by this, can simply go and get a job building them.

  54. dehumanizing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Others complain about the lack of human interaction and perceive it as dehumanizing.

    If you have to count on going to the convenience store for your human interaction you've already been dehumanized.

  55. Old News in Japan by MDMurphy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As touched on in the article, vending machine rule in Japan. We probably won't be getting the beer machines here, even though a machine is probably better at checking IDs.
    A toy store in the Ginza area has a giant vending area outside where there's Barbies and such going up to $100. Giftwrap is also included.

    Near where my Mom lived there was an egg vending machine. Best I could figure it was stocked by farmers just outside town. I thought it was a great idea. A very inexpensive storefront for the egg farmer. I wouldn't see that as dehumanizing, but rather a way for the farmer to sell his eggs direct in an affordable manner.

    1. Re:Old News in Japan by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 3, Informative

      We probably won't be getting the beer machines here

      Actually the previous company I worked for had a vending machine that dispensed beer (MGD and Icehouse), it was right next to the coke machine, and it didn't check id. The name of the company was Rockwell Software, but I'm not sure if they still have the machine or not, it's been a few years since I've worked there.

    2. Re:Old News in Japan by Trane+Francks · · Score: 1

      > We probably won't be getting the beer machines
      > here, even though a machine is probably better at
      > checking IDs.

      Here in Tokyo, one doesn't see alcohol-laden vending machines anymore. About a year ago, the government sent out some suggestings "encouraging" the brewers/distributors to remove their vending machines. It seems that too many young kids were getting drunk.

      In the same vein, most cigarette vending machines are closed up between 11 PM and 5 AM, precisely the time when the drunks are heading home and are in desperate need of a nicotine fix. At least it's not too difficult to find a convenience store that sells tobacco in the wee hours (not all of 'em sell tobacco).

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  56. dehumanising? by kevin+lyda · · Score: 5, Insightful

    a vending machine is dehumanising? are they trying to imply that working in a convenience store is not dehumanising? i suggest they go try it.

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    1. Re:dehumanising? by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Right on!

      Speaking from experience, the most dehumanizing part of working as a cashier is the customers. And people wonder why cashiers are often snide and defensive - it's because one in four of the customers they serve is either rude or just plain evil.

      My girlfriend works as a cashier and yesterday some asshole was giving her shit because she had the audacity to want to verify his credit card signature. Personally, I have been threatened a number of times - usually the worst people were the white, middle-class types. Hell, in my city, I think more cashiers died last year than cops.

      She's really nice to all the customers, but she's getting more bitter and resentful and it's starting to show.

      People seem to assume that if you work in a store, you must be stupid or useless. My girlfriend has a university degree. She just wasn't lucky like the rest of us when it came time to start her career. Her supervisor has a masters in mathematics (or something, can't remember).

      If you hate having to deal with a bitchy cashier, maybe you should adjust *your* attitude and/or spend a day in their shoes.

      It's funny how much more respect I get now wearing a suit - I haven't changed one bit, but when I was a cashier I received all kinds of shit.

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  57. It'll never work in NYC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    At least not until they make one that dispenses the latest neighborhood gossip with each purchase, gives credit to regular customers, and sells dime bags under the counter.

  58. capsule hotels by will_die · · Score: 1

    Here is a description of the catsule hotels

  59. Re:[offtopic] RIAA Website gets hacked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Re: Your .sig

    The phrase should be "I never apologize. I'm sorry but that's just the way I am"

  60. Checkout automata by shaldannon · · Score: 2

    I hate those automated checkout machines at the grocery store...maybe it goes back to the UI class I had in college, but those machines don't "afford" usability, as my professor might say. It doesn't make sense to me to keep trying to scan things til the machine gets it right, then rotate the little baggy carousel, fill the next bag, and so on; particularly if I have a very large cart load, so there isn't enough space on the carousel.

    Maybe, despite my course work in CS, the fact that I can build a pc and write code, the fact that I figured out my microwave, stereo system, and telephone, maybe I'm just dumb :)

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    1. Re:Checkout automata by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't get me wrong, it isn't like it is terribly difficult but... the person bagging groceries all day is likely to put them in the bag with forethought.

      Me, I'm likely to toss the bread on the bottom.

      But then again, around here the cerlks at some stores are making almost as much as I am.

  61. Dial the machine's computer!? by bob|hm · · Score: 1

    "You can track sales remotely by dialing the machine's computer to find out exactly what's left of each item," she said. "If the machine stops or has a problem, it will call your pager and e-mail you."

    Now where did I put that wardialer of mine?!

  62. makes me want to drive in from gaithersburg... by mekkab · · Score: 2

    oh, never mind that we have a 24-7 Giant supermarket (a clean one, too!) and a 24-7 Home depot (word of warning: don't buy new closet materials at 11:30pm on a Saturday, there is 1 check out line and 4,000,000 people on it) in gaithersburg/rockville,

    I'm totally there!

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  63. This isn't that new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There's been a similiar machine for three months or so in the city of Melbourne, Australia, near my work. The machine sits in a popular street, well covered by both lights and video cameras.

    It seems reasonably popular (if only for the novelty value) and the prices are similiar to 24-hour convenience stores. It has had a few teething problems though, as I regularly see "out of order" signs. I've even seen a rather angry man boot it a few times for taking his money.

  64. Internet Coke Machines by SWroclawski · · Score: 2

    Does anyone else remember the Internet Coke Machines, that you could finger and it would tell you how much of what kind of coke it had, and how cold it was (based on how long it had been in the machine).

    Combine the two concepts (the Vendotron and the Net Accessible inventory) and you have a winner.

    Sure, finger would need to be replaced with a web interface, but that can all be scripted...

    - Serge Wroclawski

    1. Re:Internet Coke Machines by afidel · · Score: 2

      not sure if this is the machine you are talking about but one such machine is Big Drinkat the Computer Science House at Rochester Institute of Technology where I went to school.

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  65. Re:Nifty! But Not quite there yet.. by JanneM · · Score: 2
    I imagine they can save a couple bucks an hour on labor, but at what cost?

    You also save a bundle on real estate - probably more than you would ever save on the personnel.

    I like the idea. Sometimes I'm just not sociable, and I just want to get my stuff and get home without having to interact with anybody. Some people have it far worse; a social phobia can make going to a store a nightmare for them. This is a great, low-pressure way of doing small shopping without having to flash a false smile at some inane, equally fake, greeting from a cashier, or be looked at as a jerk because you could not give exact change.

    /Janne

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  66. This means war.... by dr_dank · · Score: 2

    dialing, that is. If voicemail passwords are any indication, the remote access pword shouldn't be too hard.

    "You can track sales remotely by dialing the machine's computer to find out exactly what's left of each item,"

    Someones going to have a ton of fun with this feature.

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  67. Unemployment by return+42 · · Score: 1
    "I'm concerned about the people this is going to put out of work," said David Bottoroff, an editor.

    All those poor convenience store clerks. They spent thousands of dollars on their education, spent years practicing their profession, and now they're being put out of work by a box. Unfair! Strike! Boycott!

  68. We've had there for years! by frankske · · Score: 2, Informative

    We've had these for years now, here in Belgian. Even the place my parents live (a small town on the countryside) has a few of these. There are especially popular when you don't have much time, or during the night, when while hacking on that big project at 3 AM, you realise you are hungry and are out of Dorito's and Coke...

  69. damn Starbucks legislation! by mekkab · · Score: 2

    Yeah, the California "starbucks" act has made automated coffee vending machines illegal.

    Seattle is next!

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    1. Re:damn Starbucks legislation! by blamanj · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Um, the above comment is a troll, will someone please moderate it as such.

    2. Re:damn Starbucks legislation! by mekkab · · Score: 2

      actually, the above above comment is funny as all hell.

      Your comment, however, is not.
      As such, we must now duel in the old highland way: bare-breasted and carrying 10 lbs. babies...

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  70. "this one is 18 ft wide and takes up 200 sq ft" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "but many people like it because it doesn't take up a lot of space."

    what?

  71. the human factor by zloppy303 · · Score: 1

    People complaining about the dehumanizing are technofobes, imho.

    These things are perfect when you need something when the "human" stores are closed (don't tell me all the shops you know are open 24/7). Or when you wake up on a holiday and realise you ran out of bread/butter/milk/whatever and all shops are closed... come'on we all experienced it at least once!

    It contains one tenth of a normal store, so will it put the normal stores out of business??? Sure... just like television made the newspapers disappear, and internet killed television...

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  72. Here's a picture of it by Lumpish+Scholar · · Score: 5, Informative

    The NYT article didn't include a picture, but this page on the Shop 2000 web site does.

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    1. Re:Here's a picture of it by moosesocks · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes it does, it's on the right side of the page.

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    2. Re:Here's a picture of it by permaculture · · Score: 1

      Say, that's a nice canopy.

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    3. Re:Here's a picture of it by Polo · · Score: 2

      The interesting link there was to robo-toms, a completely automated convenience store.

  73. Can it give you BAD directions? by mekkab · · Score: 2

    Given my experience with getting directions from gas stations in DC at night,
    I'll take the machine! Especially if it SELLS A MAP of the district!

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  74. The actually do exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was in South Carolina a couple og weeks ago, and they had the live bait vending machine at a local mini-mart. I wonder if 7-11 plans on cashing in on the new trend. Nothing like getting your sunday paper with a bowl of night crawlers

  75. not impressed, yet. by cetan · · Score: 1

    I'll be impressed when the US finally has machines that I can purchase and pay for items with my cellphone.

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  76. Re:Nifty! But Not quite there yet.. by ichimunki · · Score: 1
    I believe a simple "Here is the stuff in your order. Is this correct?" screen should take care of most of the "accidental" purchases that you describe. Have you ever worked in a convenience store? Did you know that it is one of the most dangerous professions there is? Those stores get held up all the time. These devices will cut down on danger to human life and loss from armed robbery.

    I am certain any company with any sense will have a 1-800 number on such a machine that you can call if you have problems, either with the machine or with the merchandise.

    My biggest concern is that it better not have a single customer interface, because that's a major bottleneck. I'm not going to want to stand in line behind some dillhole who can't work a wristwatch, let alone a big-ass vending machine.

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  77. Must be like mobile phones... by internet-redstar · · Score: 1
    First they're introduced in Japan, then they come to Europe, and finaly they end up in the US...

    We have these standing in Belgium for years and years...

    They're great at the middle of the night (if the local Pakistani is out of his shop:)

    Well, I used to look at technology in the opposite way: US, Europe, Japan, and wonder if this new way of progress through the world is a new trend.

    maybe it isn't: http://www.engrish.com

  78. A myth of capitalism? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2

    "The public needs to get used to these kinds of stores, but I think it's inevitable that they will."

    I thought the rule was the market responded to the consumer, that was supposed to be what was so great about a market econonmy. Obviously that is not always the case. Here is an example of the market dictating to the consumer.

    By the way, who are these people who have to buy a DVD at 2am?

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    1. Re:A myth of capitalism? by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Me. I like to buy things at all hours of the night. Its awesome to be able to do that and not have your shopping hours dictated to you by someone else.

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    2. Re:A myth of capitalism? by DLWormwood · · Score: 1

      I thought the rule was the market responded to the consumer

      Technically, it responds to the customer. It's just a strange fact of USian culture that customers (people willing to run stores) and consumers (people who actually are "customers") have been separated into different constituencies. Our culture is suffering from a prolonged "man-in-the-middle" attack...

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  79. Re:Nifty! But Not quite there yet.. by digitalsushi · · Score: 2
    very bad for customer relations.


    Eh. Nah. There's no one at the machine to run back to crabbing that you didnt get what you wanted. I bet 99% of people will cool off and just forget about it by the time they feel like calling the company up and going through a process. The bigger things get, the worse customer service gets. I mean, why bother? If you're a little company, sure, begging for that last 10% of the scraps is what gets you ahead, but eventually its old hat, you have all the money you really need.. and you have your local monopoly... so who cares? Let em try and find something else to eat! I completely respect the path of least resistance. Thats why I say, if you're too dumb to use the vending machine in the first place, well... go hungry! It's a self solving problem, cause if too many dumb people die off, we'll have to start thinking about good customer service again!

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  80. Won't last by Diabolical · · Score: 3

    We had a similar thing almost 10 years ago in the Netherlands. No-one bought anything from the machine. Within 6 months the damn thing was gone. There were all kinds of issues with it, vandalism, malfunctioning equipment, products passed vending date etc.

    I can see the convenience of such a machine but i can't say i like them. Aside from no human interaction there are more things about it that doesn't appeal to me. First of all is that the product range is limited, for some reason alot of products are more expensive then normal store offered ones. And you can't easily get a refund if some product isn't good or past it's vending date.

  81. I had no idea. by FreeLinux · · Score: 2

    I'm amazed that there is so much interest in live bait vending machines. Take a look at the counter at the bottom of the page. Who would have guessed there would be so much traffic for a web site in that industry.

    Looks like I've found my next career move, since IT is down. From the looks of that single page, I'd have to guess that live bait vending must be a multi-billion dollar industry.

    Who knew?

    1. Re:I had no idea. by Cy+Guy · · Score: 1

      I'm amazed that there is so much interest in live bait vending machines. Take a look at the counter

      I don't know what it read yesterday, but when I read it about 11:00 AM eastern time today it was still under 10,000 and now its approaching 20,000. I wouldn't be surprised if it was under 5,000 before the slashdotting began. Given that it has been over a year, and that it was probably mentioned on at least on Blog prior to this, don't be fooled into thinkning the number of hits represents the number of potential Liva Bait vending machine operators out there.

  82. But what happens when it breaks? by Jippy_ · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a machine. It's bound to break. It's bound to get jammed.

    "Honey, will you run to the store and pick up some eggs?"

    "I can't, the 7-11's broken again"

  83. Capsule hotels... by wumingzi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The capsule hotels are for real. It exists to fill a market niche.

    Subways in Japan are (reasonably) cheap. Taxis by contrast cost a nut. The subway closes down at midnight. If you get caught out after the last subway leaves, and you're living in the 'burbs, you're looking at dropping a Benjamin or two in order to get back home.

    So what's a party guy to do other than sleep it off in the gutter?

    Answer: the capsule hotel.

    1. Re:Capsule hotels... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trains start up at 5am, and clubs stay open all night, so just keep partying until it's time to go home.

      It's weird because it gets light very early there and you come out of one club at 4am to go to another and it's bright outside. You just shrug and plung back into the next underground place that is dark inside.

  84. French fry vending machine by awptic · · Score: 2

    In a park around my house in the summer time... they have this french fry vending machine which cooks your fries on the spot... can you imagine eating fries made by some greasy machine which has been sitting out in the open for days ? disgusting!

    1. Re:French fry vending machine by Maran · · Score: 2

      "Can you imagine eating fries made by some greasy machine which has been sitting out in the open for days?"

      As opposed to eating fries made by some greasy minimum-wage burger-flipper with no sense of personal cleanliness, cooked in oil that hasn't been changed in weeks?

      At least in the open air, all that fat vapour has somewhere to go. My local Burger King had a fire recently, as there was so much grease in the extractor fans. This is also the place who's "flame grilling" machine has a large label declaring it as a steamer...

      Maran

  85. bad puns. by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 5, Funny

    a woman walks into a bar. she asks the bartender for a sexual innuendo.

    so the bartender gives it to her.

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    1. Re:bad puns. by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      that was CRAP!

      A woman walks into a pub and asks the barman for a sexual innuendo. He gives her one.

      See? Works now!

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    2. Re:bad puns. by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2, Informative
      You're all wrong. The joke is:

      A woman walks into a pub and asks the barman for a Double Entendre. The barman gives her one.

      See, "double entendres" sounds like a drink, which is half of the joke. Saying "sexual innuendo" gives it away and ruins the punchline. I doubt anyone finds this funny now that it's been repeated 3 times though!! ;-)

    3. Re:bad puns. by gidds · · Score: 1
      Or alternatively...

      A woman walks into a bar and asks for an Entendre. "Single or double?" asks the barman. "Double," she says. The barman replies "Oooh, a large one!"

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    4. Re:bad puns. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fucking idiot. A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a Double Entendre. He eats her fucking pussy out.

  86. France by mclaren_1010 · · Score: 0

    When I was in Cannes last year they had one of those things every few Kilometers. Very handy and not terribly expensive. You got the basics, and all it really was, was a 7/11 in France. Nothing really was open after 11 there so if you wanted a Yugo at 12am then you could go and get on there for about 7 francs. They sold bread and sandwiches and stuff but I never dipped into them.

  87. Hope there is not a patent by jsimon12 · · Score: 2

    I remember seeing this same thing years ago on a replay of a newsreel from the 50's, they had done a whole grocery store like this. I gotta see if I can find it (prior art ;)

  88. credit cards?? by mblase · · Score: 2

    ...more than a few people are feeding it their cash and credit cards.

    Oh, great. Now I not only have to worry about people stealing my credit card numbers off the Internet or out of the dumpster receipts, I'll be able to stay up nights wondering if someone's stolen the computer out of a vending machine that memorized it.

  89. What is the economic impact? by Flavius+Stilicho · · Score: 1

    What happens when the entire low-wage, service industry switches over to automated kiosks and such? Not everyone can be a software developer or mechanical engineer or [insert high-paying, college education required job here].

    What are all of the [insert whatever stereotype you prefer] going to do for work when all the low-wage, QuickieMart/GasStation Attendant, etc jobs are gone? Like it or not, this isn't Star Trek, where everyone is highly educated and unemployment is non-existent. Something to consider.

    1. Re:What is the economic impact? by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Who cares? Onward progress! Hoooooooooooooooooo!

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  90. Human interaction by texag1992 · · Score: 1

    There is no "human" interaction at convenience stores now. Close encounters with alien life maybe...

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  91. I have one in my neighborhood by CvD · · Score: 1

    There's something similar here in Utrecht, the Netherlands to the above mentioned machine only the one we have is about 12 feet wide. Its maintained by the supermarket next to it (Albert Heijn), and is especially popular on sundays, when all supermarkets are closed (stupid, yes I know) and people forgot to buy food on saturday for sunday... or they're just craving for some potato chips. They sell everything from sandwiches, drinks, candy, magazines, condoms, bread.

    You punch in a code in the machine, and a basket goes towards the place the product is in. The machine then shoves the product by way of some sort of internal conveyor belt into the basket. The basket then places it into a receptacle in the wall which opens up and you can take your product.

    Very useful, although it does seem prone to breaking down. There are times when it isn't working. And of course the long lines on sunday are a little discouraging at times... :-)

    Cheers,

    Costyn.

  92. Re:This guy will start hollering for a human soon. by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

    Losing 25 cents in a pay phone isn't too bad, but $10 or more would piss you off.

  93. Must have seen the Automat restaurant by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    When you mentioned the MAD magazine article, the writer and artist of that article most likely remembered the Automat restaurant near Times Square that served food dispensed from vending machines. Little did they know that modern technology has taken what that article mentioned into near-reality.

  94. Standard Issue by booyaka · · Score: 1

    These Have been around for years in other countries. There is one in the Hauptbanhof (main station) in Zurich. No one there really seems to give it a second thought. It only comes to mind if you need something at 3am, when most shops (in that city) are long closed up. In the US, considering the abundance of 24 hour kwik-e-markts, its probably just a target for vandalism.

    1. Re:Standard Issue by murr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, I think the one in Zurich has been there at least 20 years. When it first opened, all shops in Zurich closed at 6:30PM by law, and even today, you won't find much open after 8PM, and certainly nothing open 24 hours.

      I don't think the shop had much of a vandalism problem, although at times it attracted a pretty rough crowd in the early morning hours (Ten years ago, the Heroin scene was pretty close to the main station, and even today, many of the Zurich homeless, although there aren't all that many, hang around main station). It's built pretty solidly.

  95. Free Cheerios? by Queuetue · · Score: 1

    http://www.shop2000online.com/features.htm says that it's "Windows NT based"

    http://www.shop2000online.com/ourproducts.htm says that it has "Real-time access via modem"

    Google search for Windows NT DUN exploit turns up 787 results.

    I wonder how up-to-date they would keep these things with service packs...

  96. Re: Wawa by nucal · · Score: 1
    Wawa makes a hell of a sandwich. Personally, I like the touch screens ... there are literally 25+ different options for the hoagies and it's much less error prone than trying to relay this info verbally.

    If you want human interaction, you can always thank the person who just made your sandwich.

  97. OT - Live bait web counter by jhestyr · · Score: 1

    kinda neat to see the slashdot effect in action with that little web counter at the bottom of the live bait page: http://www.agthompson.com/livebait.htm

  98. The URL for this device can be found here by chopkins1 · · Score: 1

    http://www.shop2000 online.com/

  99. How the hell... by Bob+McCown · · Score: 1

    ...do you shake this thing if it eats your quarters without giving you your snack? Use a forklift?

  100. Human Interaction by nfdavenport · · Score: 1

    Others complain about the lack of human interaction and perceive it as dehumanizing. I only go to gas stations that have credit card pumps just to avoid this 'human interaction', as I am sure a lot of others do also. Sorry, but talking to the convenience store clerk is not the highlight of my day.

  101. Nothing new at all by loopkin · · Score: 2

    well, if i understand (feet ?? hey, meters !!!), it's something like this. it's a European company that started at first in Belgium and France, and it's very very common here.

    You also have tons of automatic dispensers (machines for coffee, sodas, sandwiches) of much smaller size everywhere, but i think it should exist in the US. However i'm surprised that such shops didn't exist before.

    1. Re:Nothing new at all by nightsweat · · Score: 1

      This idea goes back to the automat restaurants of the 1920's and 1930's in New York. Like most things, the trend away from human interaction is cyclical but progressive.

      We'll swing back to a more personal touch eventually (as unemployment rises, no doubt), but some things will stay automated and self-service.

      --

      the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the societies in which they occur - A.N. White
  102. YatooPartoo! by Peter+Clary · · Score: 1
    I saw one of these at the railway station Gare du Nord in Paris last week. It looked very cool.

    I remembered the name and looked it up on the web. Here's the URL: http://www.yatoopartoo.com/.

    Here's a good close-up of the machine.
    And here's the window.

    I'd love to see one of these at London Waterloo station.

    - Peter.

  103. Knowing what I get from my local vending machine.. by Hee+Hee+Hee · · Score: 1

    live bait might not be such a bad alternative.

    --
    - Bill
  104. Malfunction and customer service by gelfling · · Score: 2

    The key problem appears to be how to handle failures. It's one thing to fill out a little envelope and get some change back if it rips you off for a Coke.

    But do you think that if it robs someone of $50 they won't drive their car into it? They'll definitely need a phone on it and then you'll be stuck talking to Ahmed anyway

    "Hey man it ripped me off for $25!"
    "Is no work?, sorry nothing to do buhbye."

  105. obviously, the next step... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is to have the vending machine goes online. u order online, it tells u the location of the closest vending machine and package ur order. u go to the vending machine, enter the code (or whatever) and pick the package up and go home.

  106. Already done on MST3K by doublem · · Score: 2

    The Mads already invented that on MST3K. Dr. Forester put TV's Frank's Liver in one for demo purposes.

    Don't remember which movie they were doing though. I think it was a Joel Episode...

    --
    "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    1. Re:Already done on MST3K by Servo5678 · · Score: 2
      It was the Alien From LA episode. It was a Mike show and the movie was about Kathy Ireland going to the center of the Earth to find her father.

      The invention the Mads built was called the Vend-A-Gut. Frank's liver costs thousands of dollars, but the machine only took quarters.

    2. Re:Already done on MST3K by doublem · · Score: 2

      Thank you!

      Some day I hope to be a hub on the MST3K Digital Archive Project.

      If my girlfriend were a MST3K fan, she would be perfect.

      Guess I'll have to settle for near perfect.

      "I want to decide who lives and dies." - Crow T. Robot.

      --
      "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    3. Re:Already done on MST3K by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      I especially love at the end of the show where Frank lost count of the quarters he put in and had to hit the coin return! All you could hear was coins falling during the credits :)

      --
      You're messin' with my Zen Thing, man.....
  107. Popular throughout the US... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

    I think that at this point, a credit card is the *standard* way of paying for gas. It's faster, easier, and more convenient. Slide card in, start pump, and a minute or two later, take receipt and go.

    Mobil goes even further with SpeedPass, which authenticates even faster than a CC.

    One of the things I HATE about living in NJ - There are labor laws that *REQUIRE* gas to be pumped by an attendant.

    Guess what - At the Hess station near where I live, the attendant takes your credit card, and just slides it into the pump. Something I could just as easily do myself...

    I hear that supposedly in some places in Europe mobile phones have enough market penetration that they can be used as a form of payment. (I believe similar to calling a 1-900 number... You can dial a number to pay for, for example, a booth at a golf driving range.) I could be WAY off on this though.

    And don't forget EZ-Pass, automatic highway toll payment.

    --
    retrorocket.o not found, launch anyway?
    1. Re:Popular throughout the US... by Filarion · · Score: 1

      Yeah, its called paybox and is pretty popular here in Germany. The system basically authorises wire transfers/credit card transfers via an SMS on your mobile phone. Heres the UK website of theirs: http://www.paybox.co.uk/

      --
      --[Nothing important]--
    2. Re:Popular throughout the US... by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      Wow, that seems like a security risk. I guess the phones have digital encryption, though.

  108. these have been introduced in europe LOOONG ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they're very nice,
    except they had a problem here in belgium because kids were getting alco-pops(lemonade flavoured alcohol) during their lunchbreaks..

  109. One more try. by Some+guy+named+Chris · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Oooh, open source jokes.

    A woman walks into a pub and asks the barman for a sexual innuendo. He slips her one.

  110. Whenever a machine takes a job... by UrGeek · · Score: 1

    ...some of the profits of that machine needs to go to paying an income to an unemployed person. Then someday, the majority of people will be free of the slavery of work, supported by the robots! Bring on the unemployment! Free humanity!

  111. Wal-Mart Nation by David+Wong · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Going a step further, the truth is in the end we as a society get what we want. I see a parallel here to the Wal-Mart phenomenon, people screaming and crying because we lost "Main Street America" and all the quaint little shops ran by friendly old people, now run out of business by the huge, cold, evil product-dispensing Wal-Mart juggernaut.

    Why did it happen? With evil corporate tricks? Smoke and mirrors? No; it was because people like it better this way. We like getting everything we need in one place, getting it quick, getting it cheap. Those little mom and pop shopkeepers screwed me over far more often than Wal-Mart ever could. You think Old Man Funkle from down the street had Wal-Mart's "return anything for any reason for a refund" policy? Hell no. He smiled at us as we came into his little shop, place smelling like cigar smoke, and he gouged the hell out of us. His selection sucked, it took forever to get checked out...

    We have moved on. We need toothpaste, diapers, aspirin. We don't see getting those necessities as some wonderful opportunity to make new friends. If we could snap our fingers and make that stuff magically appear in our cabinets, we'd do it.

    With the machine, we've taken the next step. There is no line (or at least less of one), there is none of that annoyance we get with humanity. When I want a conversation I'll talk to a friend. When I want a box of kleenex, I'll go to the Kleenex machine. If something has been lost, it is solely because we chose to lose it.

    1. Re:Wal-Mart Nation by Bobman1235 · · Score: 1
      You think Old Man Funkle from down the street had Wal-Mart's "return anything for any reason for a refund" policy? Hell no. He smiled at us as we came into his little shop, place smelling like cigar smoke, and he gouged the hell out of us. His selection sucked, it took forever to get checked out...


      I wouldn't say he gouged the hell out of us. As I'm sure you're aware, Old Man Funkle can't buy things in bulk as can a store like WalMart, that has MILLIONS to spend, and can have TINY profit margins considering their volume. Old Man Funkle lived off selling acouple quarts of milk and loaves of bread every day, not 100 Gs in gross.


      Regardless of that obvious point, the humanity factor is about having a pleasant human transaction when making a purchase. No, this is not always the case at the 7-11, because obviously most of those people don't enjoy their jobs. But drive up through soem old parts of New Hampshire, stop at a country store, and buy something small. The owners will be friendly, kind people who are just genuinely nice to talk to, and you leave the store just feeling good. Cheesy, but true. Sure, calling up your buddy is the best way to have a good conversation, but day to day friendly interactions with strangers are becoming more and more rare.


      Of course, in large urban areas this is a moot point, as there are no mom and pop operations anymore. I doubt Ma Kettle could afford a shop on Fifth Avenue. But just don't downplay the humanity element. Because it is important.

    2. Re:Wal-Mart Nation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you missed the original poster's point. Shopping at Walmart is FASTER. You can get everything all at once! So... instead of spending an hour to get your pleasant (yet mediocre as you yourself note) New Hampshire shopping conversation, the original poster finishes up in 30 minutes, calls his or her buddies and has more time for "the best way to have a good conversation."

    3. Re:Wal-Mart Nation by NineNine · · Score: 1

      But just don't downplay the humanity element. Because it is important.


      But like the original poster said, it's only important if the consumer thinks its important. With something like basic retail, supply and demand is still the determining factor (ie: not much gov't influence). People will buy what they want, where they want. More than likely, a different type of person lives in the woods of New Hampshire than in a large city. Thus, those people are going to demand different things.

    4. Re:Wal-Mart Nation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and then the original poster end up participating in this wonderful monoculture, where everyone owns the same shit that was on sale at walmart last week, and never meets anyone new because they're always in a hurry to get back to their buddies.

    5. Re:Wal-Mart Nation by (H)olyGeekboy · · Score: 1

      because we lost "Main Street America" and all the quaint little shops

      Actually, the first year I spent over five thousand dollars shopping on the Internet (1999), I hypothesized that by about 2015, America's retail experience will be:

      WalMart
      Home Depot
      Best Buy (God help us)
      AutoZone
      Old Navy
      Convenience shops/vending machines ..and...
      THE INTERNET.

      All the specialty shops can move to an exclusive, on-line presence where they will pay far less in bandwidth than property rental, and reach far more potential customers. And if "a shop" doesn't have it:

      eBay, man, eBay.

    6. Re:Wal-Mart Nation by ananke · · Score: 1

      and please tell me how many times a month you buy shit that is unique? do you buy a couch every week? do you buy a tv every other week? do you buy towels every day? FUCK NO.

      the stuff you buy most often is the same shit you need to survive, and provide you with basic comfort, aka food, light bulbs, soap, deodorant, diapers, etc. stuff that doesn't matter if it's unique or not. if i want to buy some decent spices, i go to a local food store, but for the regular shopping - i go to local walmart. i get all the stuff i need, for the lowest price around and in less time than by going to all the other little podunk stores.

      people do not go to walmart for uniqueness, they go there for convinience. they go there, because they can get majority of their daily/weekly/monthly shopping done at once in one place. and if you're dumb enough to use walmart as a basis for your house garnishing, you got problems of your own.

      --
      --- d'oh
  112. Dehumanizing? Try the gas station. by aduthie · · Score: 1

    We have an Exxon near our office building where the person behind the counter will continue a conversation with a fellow employee throughout your transaction. In fact, she can do the whole thing without saying one word to you, and without making eye contact once.

    Give me the vending machine over her, anyday. With the human, it could be indifference in general, it could be that my deodorant stopped working, it could be that my clothes aren't hip. At least I know that it doesn't care because it's a machine.

  113. Re: Wawa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to work there when I was in college, and I would have loved to have an automated system for taking sandwich orders. I'm sure it's just there for efficiency, not to replace humans. It's not much fun when you have five people at the sandwich counter at lunch tripping over each other to take orders then go back and make the sandwich.

    Anyway they are NOT a national chain, as the original poster stated. They only exist in a handful of mid-atlantic states. Since I now live in the Boston area, they are one of the things I miss.

  114. Stainless Steel Rat by mlati · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the vending machines described in Harry Harrison's Stainless Steel Rat series.

    Especially in "A Rat is Born" where Jim and the Bishop live in a automised fast food porcuswine vending machine indefinately.

  115. please ignore idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a troll, it's a fairly clever sarcastic comeback.

  116. At least the machine won't steal your money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am so sick and tired of the fucking clerks at the stores around here. They forget to give you a quarter, or a dollar here and there, and most people just walk away oblivious to it. It really, really pisses me off. They don't take money from me.

    I use a credit card at a gas station or in a way the clerk can't see my number as much as possible. Practically all of them are thieves, even the ones I know and get along with.

  117. boo hoo - no human interaction by glwtta · · Score: 2

    human interaction is the last thing I want when buying things - I go to bars for human interaction, at a store, I just want to get my stuff and get out, as quickly as possible. the less semi-literate abrasive humans stand between me and my purchase, the better.

    --
    sic transit gloria mundi
  118. Re:[offtopic] RIAA Website gets hacked by joshsisk · · Score: 1

    Again, web sites get hacked all the time. Why does it "matter"? Who cares?

  119. Live Bait Vending Machine by dark&stormynight · · Score: 1

    Hmmmmmm...live bait.

  120. We have these... by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
    ... all over my university .

    Point to note:- No, the machines don't accept dollar bills. Instead, they accept a cashcard for payment. I have a cashcard, but no, I never purchase anything from there. It's always more fun explaining how a cashcard works to that dumb hot babe at the counter... ("Hey, your queue is growing longer; tell you what, I'll pay now in cash. May be we could meet on Saturday night and I'll show you how I buy drinks with this? ")

  121. Remember the Automat! by SilentTristero · · Score: 1
    New York had this for almost a century. You could get a complete breakfast, lunch and/or dinner 24 hours a day from Horn & Hardart's Automat. It was completely unstaffed storefront, with a wall of vending machines in the back, and cafe tables in front. I think the first one opened in 1912. The last one closed in 1991.

    -- Tristero

  122. Video rental stores and romance. by dstone · · Score: 2

    I've seen a number of people here claim that North American culture "demands" the rental store experience. Something about wandering around with friends endlessly, buying snacks, holding the boxes, etc. Well, I disagree. What do you think the growing acceptance of high-channel-count satellite/cable and pay-per-view are attributed to? More people each year are interested in "browsing" a selection of movies from the couch and opting out of the video rental store experience altogether. The leading edge of this is for the high-volume, popular, mainstream movies, but that's largely a distribution/bandwidth issue. Sure, the rental store is romantic for some, but people are ultimately price- and convenience-sensitive. Given a decent selection and price point (either monthly or per-watch), and you can see people clearly avoiding that "culture". As more interesting methods of "browsing" pay-per-view or perhaps even P2P movie sharing show up, I predict the rental culture will happily shrink. Afterall, it's -maybe- a 20 year old trend. Not like pubs or cafes or something that ingrained.

    If vending machines hit the convenience and/or cost button, they'll tear some people away. Mybe for the novelty alone. Heck, even the internet video rental scene claims a growing susbscriber base over the last few years. But sit-on-the-couch-and-rent-with-your-remote is pretty compelling given a large selection (bandwidth) and convenient UI (software/hardware). And yes, you can still include your friends in that browse/argue/eat/rent "culture" at home.

  123. well it better than by minus_273 · · Score: 1

    VendaGoat!
    http://www.dublinproductions.com/pages /promo/venda goatpage.html

    --
    The war with islam is a war on the beast
    The war on terror is a war for peace
    1. Re:well it better than by rif42 · · Score: 1

      LOL! Mod parent up!

      You need to remove the space between venda and goatpage to the link right.

  124. actually by minus_273 · · Score: 1

    http://www.mrnick.binary9.net/riaa/storymain.htm
    that is .. almost looks like a prank

    --
    The war with islam is a war on the beast
    The war on terror is a war for peace
    1. Re:actually by minus_273 · · Score: 1

      wait a sec :-p

      --
      The war with islam is a war on the beast
      The war on terror is a war for peace
  125. "meet me halfway" online shopping? by happyclam · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How about allowing this gizmo to offer pre-ordering via the web? Go to the machine's web site, see the machine's inventory. Purchase your products on a credit card. The products get set aside into a separate compartment for you. You go to the machine, insert your credit card (same one you used to purchase), the products are released to you, and you are charged for them.

    If you need to order something that's not in stock, the machine operator could offer some service level for an additional charge to stock it in the next stocking run.

    Reduces delivery/distribution costs for the vendors while providing additional convenience for the consumers.

    (And why couldn't fast-food places operate like this? Certainly robots can do an equally good job of microwaving and assembling a Big Mac, depositing it into the queue, and then charging your credit card.)

    --
    He looked at me and said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send your fingerprints off to Washington."
    1. Re:"meet me halfway" online shopping? by jchawk · · Score: 2

      Or just use that magically delivery system known as UPS. Why reinvent the wheel here?

    2. Re:"meet me halfway" online shopping? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
      I wish, but the simple fact is that you forget the vital ingredient in a setup like this. The consumer.

      The consumer is a moron, a clutch, blind and deaf asshole. Ordering a Happy Meal or Double whopper may not be much of a chore to you and me but there are whole herds out there who really need 10 minutes to make such a vast order. Just take you're seat close to the till next time and prepare to be amazed.

      So why does this prevent machines? How to deal with people sticking in their cards in the wrong slot, not knowing how to open the tray, getting confused with the buttons. Better plant a 16 year old behind a counter. Then at least the consumer will have someone he can relate to on his own level.

      --

      MMO Quests are like orgasms:

      You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

    3. Re:"meet me halfway" online shopping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christ, I hate it when people go to a till or drivethrough and then ask "ok, what does everyone want?" and take 5 minutes to order. Be prepared, and make up your damn minds already! You might be excused if you have never gone to McD's or BK, but I wouldn't buy that excuse unless you are an appalachian goat farmer or something.

      "I'll try the... no.. hm.. does X come with Y? No? How much is that? Oh, nevermind then I'll have Z.. wait.. what is there to drink? Do you have X? Ok, I'll have a number 7 with no tomato, no bacon, no mayo, and no lettuce. Supersize? I don't know.. sweety, how much money do we have? 5.43? Oh.. no supersize then. Oh, and pepsi to drink. What? You don't have pepsi? Why not? (Bitch, bitch, bitch) Cancel everything, I'll just have a water."

      What is needed here is a stern STOP IT! Make up your damn mind!

  126. old news.... by ronaldcromwell · · Score: 1

    my old manager worked for one of these. she would spend all day stocking the thing. it sold t-shirts, mugs, crap like that. each was in a plastic bag and had it's own little cubby. the inside of thte 'store' was just hundreds of these cubbies, with some walking room to stock in the middle. when the customer pushed the button for the item they wanted, a huge vaccuum arm would suck the item up and drop it in a chute. according to her, it apparently worked out great, with the exception of frequent jamming.

  127. Any need for this? by maddskillz · · Score: 1

    Is there actually any need for this device? Is there a shortage of people who will work in these convenience stores? It seems like just another way for the rich to get richer and the poor to get fucked over and out.

  128. Re:What!!?! Don't disrespect the Live Bait Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just don't confuse the worms with the donuts. ewwww!

  129. had these awhile at the Hass School in Berkeley by call+-151 · · Score: 2

    There have been for at least a year pretty sophisticated vending machines in the student areas of the Hass School of Business at Berkeley if you are nearby and want to see one in the flesh. They work off of credit cards and sell things like inkjet printer ink, disposable cameras, and a good assortment of office/school supplies, in a space not much larger than a typical vending machine. I remember playing with one, ordering everything in the machine, and getting a total of about $1500- I didn't complete the purchase...

    --
    It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
  130. Printed at the bottom of each receipt by LMacG · · Score: 1

    it says "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

    --
    Slightly disreputable, albeit gregarious
  131. When ? by ackthpt · · Score: 2
    When will we see such things dispensing the latest computer hardware and accessories, maybe even a few hot video game titles?

    Granted, where I live the machine owner would still need to place it somewhere with some security, as we have a problem with vandals, I saw a spraypainted BMW on Sunday, (What's up with tagging? The uncontested modus of announcing "I'm the least secure person on my block"?) this in a fairly expensive neighborhood (I think it's mostly rich kids who fsck things up, but that's a whole different can of worms) How secure are such monstrosities, which can't defend themselves, in Japan? Seems like Munich would be another place you could put something like this without coming back in 24 hours and finding it defaced and/or robbed.

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:When ? by Cato · · Score: 2

      I did talk to someone in Japan in the late Eighties who was planning on selling consumer software via vending machines, but I don't know if this ever materialised.

    2. Re:When ? by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      I did talk to someone in Japan in the late Eighties who was planning on selling consumer software via vending machines, but I don't know if this ever materialised.

      Think about this... put up a few screens on the machine showing the software in action, i.e. performing personal finance management, word processing, recipe card look-up and use (ever notice you spend like mad when you're hungry? ;), games, educational stuff, etc. Seems like a good way to sell the product, at least when I think about it.

      --

      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    3. Re:When ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it interesting that there are very few vandalisms in Hong Kong too...

      The streets and everywhere are clean (huge contrast to what I remembered growing up there.) I guess ~$350 U.S. worth of fine for littering is stiff enough to change the habiits of people.

  132. Not only Japan and now USA... by Eidolon909 · · Score: 0


    I don't live there.. but when I was touring around Austria, Germany, Switzerland I saw these things all over the place. Ketchup, Tampons, Beer, Cereal.. they had everything.

    Someone mentioned "beer vending machines".. well in most of the above countries, Beer is an option just below Coca-Cola and Sprite on most vending machines anyway.

  133. These appear where there are strong unions or gods by Animats · · Score: 2
    You see big vending machines in areas of Europe where stores aren't usually open late or on holidays, for either union or religious reasons. The US, which has widespread 24/7 retail outlets, doesn't really need them.

    There's a big one in Cornavin station in Geneva.

  134. Is this a test? by Tottori · · Score: 1
    Unlike the typical machine, this one is 18 ft wide and takes up 200 square ft.
    Nobody told me there was gonna be a maths test!
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    use constant PERL_IS_BROKEN => $] >= 5.006;
  135. Apple vending machine? by xelph · · Score: 1

    Hey what about adding a similar vending machine on the side of each Apple store? It would feature small items such as RAM, power supplies, portable hard disks, all sorts of cables, the latest software, etc. I hate it when I need something at 11 PM and all stores are closed. This could save a life, man! Or at least some deadline-bound ass.

  136. Re:Nifty! But Not quite there yet.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine a grandma accidentially punching in the number for condoms, instead of her skin cream

    Why on earth would it have numbers? There's probably a touch-screen with pictures instead.

  137. Sex Vending Machines by pondermon · · Score: 1

    Yeah and those penis massager machines are the best! But you know what 'they' say, having sex with one of those machines is like having sex with everyone the machine has ever had sex with.

    BOTTOM LINE: Use a condom.

    --
    p.mon
  138. Even though by jaymz168 · · Score: 0

    the supermarket's costs are going down because of this (no pimply high-school kid to pay) we'll never see lower prices at the checkout (which also happens to be automated at the 15 items or less lane at the local Shop-Rite). Could anyone in this industry fill me in on whether this is because of slim profit margins or just good-ol' greed?

  139. The best part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of this article is ...

    "But it's getting very hard to find capable sales staff, and it doesn't make sense for them to spend valuable time selling simple items that don't require their expertise."

    Capable sales staff at a convenience store? Their expertise? Since when is working at a convenience store a Professional/technical job? Maybe now...when the thing breaks down.

  140. A bad day? Sheeaaah! by DirkDaring · · Score: 0, Troll

    "When they know what they want, they want to get it without waiting in line and worrying about whether the clerk's had a bad day."

    A bad day. I can't TELL if those around me have had a bad day. They can hardly speak a word of English! They know how to do 4 things: how to scan the item, take your money, push that amount on the register, and give you the change that is shown on the screen. God help it if anything fouls that process up.

  141. Pr0n on CBC by Bishop · · Score: 2

    Remember CBC ... aims for a wide audience, so pr0n is not mentioned.

    Which CBC are you talking about?? Would this be the CBC that didn't censor Kid's in the Hall ever? The CBC that has no problem portraying sex durring prime time? The CBC that did a rather graphic expose of pay-per-view hard core porn. Or is this some other CBC that I haven't heard about?

    The CBC is one of the most permissive of all the big broadcast networks in North America. Edged out by CITY (in Toronto) and who can forget Blue Nuit on TQS. And before you Euros get all upity: yes CBC is pretty prudish by European standards. Yes, it is sad.

  142. Automats == people behind the counter... by jcsehak · · Score: 2

    ...or at least, that's how it is now.

    Actually, I think that it's machines like this that will save our society from itself. Right now, we're used to getting a pack of smokes at 3 am. That's not gonna change. To support that, there's a whole workforce out there sitting behind a counter basically wasting their lives away for $5.50 an hour. I look forward to the day when everyone's job that can be replaced by a machine, is. I expect we'll have a lot more people doing meaningful things that benefit our culture. And with a little luck, everyone will have to work less for the same pay.

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    c-hack.com |
    1. Re:Automats == people behind the counter... by dakoda · · Score: 1

      such dreams would be so great, if only people would let them happen... somehow, i doubt we would allow such a thing to happen =(

  143. Re:This guy will start hollering for a human soon. by yasth · · Score: 1

    Actually I jaw a normal vending machine with a nice piece of technology to fix that. It was called "goldeneye", but aside from the bad Bond reference was pretty cool. It used a camera to record the drop. Pretty simple really, it just turns the screw until it drops then stops. They claimed 100% accuracy which is of course imposible, if nothing else the flourescent light will burn out.

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  144. Improvements by 0bjectiv3 · · Score: 1

    Why not add ATM functionality? With the steady flow of cash into the machine, workers wouldn't need to restock the ATM as frequently. Conversely, workers wouldn't need to empty the machine of cash as frequently.

    The machine would offer discounts for using the most desireable form of payment. If it's low on $20 bills, it might offer a 1% to 10% discount on purchases depending upon need. If it's low on cash in general, it would offer a discount for people using credit cards and gradually increase the ATM fee. Of course, it would offer discounts on products that are overstocked or about to go bad. After a while, the machine would gather enough data to make accurate predictions about how much discount is needed for a given situation.

    All fees and discounts would be prominently displayed so as to be legible from a distance. One of those cheap side-scrolling LED displays would do the trick.

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  145. This is OUR Future?! by ShahJehan · · Score: 1


    I work for a company that is working with vending as its main channel of business.
    The utlimate 24/7 365 vending machines that our described in the article are on their way to North America where the consumer can get product consumption at their desired rate of consumption and not limited to time or money(as there are systems that accept wireless transactions).

    We are working on some very WEIRD products that might seem normal to Japan or Hong Kong but not here in North America.

    BTW...Linux is starting to make serious inroads for the vending business.

  146. Interesting... by Peale · · Score: 2

    They used to have something called an AutoMat. The last one in NYC closed down some years back. It was pretty much the same premise - insert money, remove what you wanted.

    I just find it interesting that something that became so unpopular they're bringing it back, albiet in a slightly different form.

  147. is it just me... by Graymalkn · · Score: 1

    Or does the NY Times article read like something straight out of The Onion? I mean, come on- what real person would say, "A guy in the store can make a mistake or give you a hard time, but not the machine"? Yes, it appears that the fine editors of The Onion have obtained a new useful passwords and are now disseminating entertaining tidbits in the straight press.

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  148. Combine With Pay-At-Pump Gas by ty_kramer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Pay-at-the-pump gas stations are clearly in the majority now. But in comparison to the convenience of the gas tank fill-up, picking up a quick hit of caffeine is much more complicated. Park the car, go in the store, select the bottle of liquid, get in line, pay a second time. Positively horse-and-buggy.

    So...put one of these monster vending machines next to the pump. While gas flows into the tank my already-approved credit card lets me punch up a storm on the vending machine and have it all added to the same transaction. No fuss, no muss, they get more dollars and I get my buzz.

  149. This is a wonderful idea by EvilStein · · Score: 2

    I like these because not everything is open 24 hours! Around here (Sacramento, CA), things have changed:
    * Several Taco Bells now close at 1am instead of being open 24/7
    * Lyon's (restaurant) closes at midnight
    * Wal-Mart isn't open 24/7 anymore

    The things that SHOULD be open 24/7, are not.
    * DMV and other gov't offices
    * Fry's Electronics
    * Java City

    Trying to build up a machine at night and realizing you need a new CD-ROM drive at 2am really sucks. Personally, I like the idea of a big huge building that houses Fry's, Java City, Round Table Pizza, Wal-Mart, and Albertson's.

    Oh well. At least Goldie's porn palace is open 24/7.

  150. bad puns, eh... by falzer · · Score: 2, Funny

    If puns were deli meats, this would be the wurst.

  151. Obligatory Simpsons Quote by chazzf · · Score: 2

    "One reason full-line vending machines have not swept the United States to date is that we have had a large population of entrepreneurial immigrants eager to operate convenience stores,"

    We must save Apu from the unstoppable march of progress!

    ~Chazzf

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  152. wn? by uberdave · · Score: 1

    wn practicing -over

    Wow! I am impressed. I had no idea that linux had that command. Is there a website somewhere that has all of these nifty tools listed? Some sort of tips and tricks page?

  153. No human interaction? by bytor4232 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, like you get alot of human interaction from some of these 7-11 workers. Minimum Wage doesnt buy you much in terms of interpersonal relations.

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  154. Four Cs? by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 1
    Industry veterans note that there have been unsuccessful efforts to move beyond the "four C's" -- candy, coffee, cold drinks, cigarettes.
    They forgot condoms.
  155. You know what I'd like? by vidnet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A web & pda frontend.

    Imagine picking a bunch of products from a web site before you leave work at ten pm. You load the selection into your pda or cellphone, then stop by one of these and have them do some ir comm and get bunch of products out. No numbers to pick (which is hard enough after eight hours of overtime), no hassle with money or lack thereof.

    That's one less minute spent away from your beloved computer/wife/hybrid.

    Ps: yes, yes. you could spoof orders if the system wasn't properly designed.

  156. Re:This guy will start hollering for a human soon. by Tiado · · Score: 1
    Actually I jaw a normal vending machine with a nice piece of technology to fix that. It was called "goldeneye", but aside from the bad Bond reference was pretty cool. It used a camera to record the drop. Pretty simple really, it just turns the screw until it drops then stops. They claimed 100% accuracy which is of course imposible, if nothing else the flourescent light will burn out.

    With some of the machines I've dealt with, sometimes I'd wish that the other GoldenEye existed so I could use it against them. That'll teach it to take my dollar and not give me anything.

  157. old news by benya · · Score: 1

    I saw vending machines like this In Berlin and Geneva several years ago.

  158. Live bait machines aren't uncommon by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

    I live in Minnesota where we have live bait machines in a variety of places, usually outside of bait shops where they offer 24/7 service for fishermen keeping odd hours.

    But some of them are in strange locations. A liquor store in the heart of North Minneapolis (nowhere near a decent lake or river) has one.

    Yes, I have bought minnows and crawlers from them. Yes, the bait was lively and fresh. They do work.

    Now I am stuck here at work and would rather be fishing. Hate when that happens.

  159. A bit overstated here.... by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    Ok, besides Japan-- the country in which it's probably law to own a tetris keychain, sleep in rest coffins and home to a lot of other highly obscure shit --it's news everywhere else. Jeez.

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  160. but can they be tipped over? by mrroot · · Score: 2

    I wonder how long until we hear a story about some teenage kid trying to tip one of these over.

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  161. Current shopping human interaction is dehumanizing by Gorimek · · Score: 2

    The creepiest human encounters I have in a typical day is with the checkout person in my big chain food store.

    Maybe everyone don't know this, but they have scripted phrases that they are obliged to say to the customers. It's being checked that they follow the scripts, and if you stray too far you're fired. That feels much more dehumanizing to me than any machine. These people have been reduced to robots. And I'm forced to play along to an extent, which makes me a bit robotized as well.

  162. Kinda... not. by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    Somebody had to make that food to be all "hot and savory". A machine didn't cook it. It had human cooks. It had humans to clean the place up. It had humans to retrieve the food that had been in rotation for too long. At it's most basic element, I guess you could campare an Automat to any vending machine. Aside from restocking, the unit mentioned here is fully automated. Incidentally, the movie Dark City is the only movie I can reall seeing an Automat in actual usage.

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    1. Re:Kinda... not. by Richy_T · · Score: 2
      I think there's one in a Woody Allem movie as well.

      Rich

  163. RTFA by Kwil · · Score: 1

    If you had, you'd realize that these machines are in response to a *lack* of labor available.

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  164. 100% Automated by pondermon · · Score: 1

    America, why do people cry about what will never be?

    Never will the human element be entirely eliminated from the selling--I mean, customer service--trenches.

    BOTTOM LINE: It's about options. Today I feel like dealing with people. Today I don't feel like it. Today it's convenient to go to the mall. Today it's not.

    You think they'll put out a machine that sells hot grits and Natalie Portman Barbies? Gotta get me one of those.

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  165. Re:[offtopic] RIAA Website gets hacked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are a huge nerd!

  166. Old news in Vienna by blach · · Score: 1

    They've got one of these in at least one of Vienna's underground stations. They're pretty cool, granted, all I bought was a box of Choco-Liebnitz bicuits (mmm choco liebnitz), but cool nonetheless.

    Regards
    James

  167. Shop till it drops? by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I just don't want to be there when that happens...

    • "Vending Machine Tip Over Crushes 8 Year Old Girl"
      • "The vending machine did not have any warnings regarding the tip over. "
        Well, no wonder!

    • "2001 Darwin Awards: Coke Is It!"
      • "'Even as it fell over, the vending machine did not let out a single can,' the coroner reported."
        Lol.


    • "Family files suit two years after teen dies in machine accident"
      • "The complaint [filed against the owner of the machine, the company that installed it and the company that owns the apartment building where the accident happened] alleges the defendants were negligent in installing and maintaining a machine that was dangerously unstable."
        In response, the community sued the parents for producing a kid so rediculously stupid and then trying to shift the blame so they could get money.

    • From Reader's Digest:
      • "When 17-year-old Gary Forestell ran to get soft drinks for his friends from a vending machine at a truck stop near Belleville, Ont., he tipped the machine forward just enough for the drinks to slide out - without putting in any money. Tipped too far, the machine crashed to the ground. When Gary didn't return, a friend went in search of him. He found him crushed to death."
      • "Prevention: Warn children never to rock or tip vending machines, and make sure that machines at school are bolted to walls or the floor."
        Also, warn your children never to walk up to a boulder on a hill and pull it towards them. But damn, your kids would have to be pretty stupid.
    1. Re:Shop till it drops? by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

      Addendum...

      "Over 37 people have been killed by falling soda machines since 1978 and over 100 injured" - ProductSafety.com

      I hope they mean tipping soda machines. When I read falling soda machines I picture Wiley Coyote tied to a big helium baloon, dropping these things all over the place.

  168. Re:Current shopping human interaction is dehumaniz by rela · · Score: 1

    Everyone that's ever worked in a job dealing with the public knows this. After a very short while, even if the genius higher-ups don't make scripts you quickly form your own. Everything becomes automatic and robotic, NOT because you're not required to be friendly and loving and a replacement for a real friend to the endless parade of humanity that funnels past you, BUT IN FACT BECAUSE YOU ARE REQUIRED TO. It's sick. Anytime I hear people bitch about how they are getting good customer service I have to restrain myself from screaming. NOBODY WANTS A REAL PERSON IN SERVICE. They want cheap and effective robots, and if machines can't do it, they'll demand zombie like humans that can.

  169. Can't say I mind... by Mulletproof · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hey, how can anyone say this is a truly bad thing? Those same people don't bitch about soda vending machine and those take the human element out of my soda transaction. Some things you just don't care about recieveing a warm smile and personalized attention over. And retail automation isn't the end of the world. It may actually become a pain in the ass when these things break and all you have is an automated line to whine to, but things will equal out as there will still be a demand for human interaction for some services. The more automation, the more people will pay for the premium of that warm smile and sypathetic ear in certain cases. I'll be personally happy when I don't have to wrestle with the language barrier because some dumbass put an employee who can't speak the language in a position where he interacts with people regularly. "I'd like fries with that." "What? No understand..." "FRIES. I WANT FRIES." "Habla no English fries. What you want?" "ARRRAAAHHHRRRG!!!" It's not rasism, just hiring the right person qualified for the job, not because you have a racial quota to fill (which is another story entirely...)

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  170. Run 'em out business, then raise prices. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like it or go to jail.

  171. Majcher works. by DivideByZero · · Score: 1

    ...at the time of this posting. But you have to download it to your machine - using it ON majcher dosen't work, of course, as he says.
    It diden't work for me when I File > Save Page As...'s under Mozilla, but it worked fine for me when I used wget (wget -k -r http://www.majcher.com/nytview.html) to download the page and call it in my browser. You might want to try that.

  172. I found a picture of it! by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

    Here's a live shot of my friend trying to get something out of it for free.

    http://www.darwinawards.com/i/art/zeebarf/coke.jpg

  173. mmmmm, bait! by swschrad · · Score: 1

    a bait vending machine has its uses up here in the land of 10,000 lakes.

    you don't want to put the "leeches" or "grubworms" buttons right on the bottom where the littlest kids can reach, though.

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  174. Trains versus cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Japanese people take a lot of trains, and Americans drive a lot (outside of New York City, where 40% of the population commutes to work on subway trains, and another significant fraction walks).

    With a walk/train lifestyle, it makes more sense to buy a few things during the idle minutes at the train station. With a car-driving lifestyle, it makes more sense to visit a big supermarket or a Costco store.

  175. What I would like to see ... by Shant3030 · · Score: 1

    ... Anything to do with personal hygeine

    Toothpaste
    Toothbrush
    Cologne/Perfume
    Mouthwa sh
    Deodorant
    Floss
    Hand Sanitzer
    Handy Wipes

    These machines would be perfect for travelers, college students and dirty Phish neo-hippies.

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  176. "Stop Till It Drops"? by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    IT did drop and people are still shopping.

  177. Yeah, but he works there! by RatBastard · · Score: 1

    I used to worry about the guy at the porn shop thinking I was a feak for buying the latest copy of "Women of Amish Country" (sexier ankles you have never seen!), but then one day I realized that the slob behind the counter worked there. Who's more the freak?

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    1. Re:Yeah, but he works there! by QuickSilver_999 · · Score: 1

      We have a recurring ad in the local paper. "Wanted to work retail counter. 40+ preferred." It's for the local adult book shop. Gives me a chuckle every time.

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  178. Re:This guy will start hollering for a human soon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This guy will start hollering for a human soon... "

    And hopefully, you will one day "holler" your way out of the sticks, mister redneck.

    Even the dictionary knows you're a hick

  179. Native Tongue by obnoximoron · · Score: 1


    > Or what about when I walk into a gas station and can't find a single person there who can speak the native tounge of the area. (english.)


    English is not a native tongue of America.

  180. Pitiful, but true. by RatBastard · · Score: 1

    Sadly, your pitiful post is all too true. But I'd rather pay a little extra to be able to walk down the street a block or two and buy something from a small store, and not have to fight traffic for miles and miles to get to Wal-Mart/KMart/CostCo/etc... But the, I don't drive a car and I like to live my life at a slower, more relaxed pace.

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    1. Re:Pitiful, but true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why's it "pitiful"? Because you don't like it? Does that give me the right to call your preference "pitiful" too?

      Those Mom&Pop stores piss me off. Socializing with "normal" people isn't one of my best skills, so I end up getting mistreated because it's harder for me to pretend I'm like them. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

  181. Guns and Ammo by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Knowing the USA's liberal gun laws, soon you'll be able to pick-up guns and ammo 24 hours a day.

    "I was chasing some 'intruders' down the street when my gun ran out of ammo, lucky for me there was an ammo-vending machine right next to me, so i pop'ed in some quarters and my driving license and got my weapon loaded up, ready to blow some 'intruders' away"

    This could actually be useful in an invasion - the enemy probably wouldn't have any American money so they wouldn't be able to use the machines :)

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  182. ...but no matter how big it is... by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 1

    ...the little space for "Butterfinger" is still empty!

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  183. Instead of robberies... by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 1

    You get Haxx0rs who give themselves a "5 byte discount" by injecting a virus into it to get everything free.

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  184. It looks like Paybox operates a little differently by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

    But I figure some of these services probably operate like a 900 number in the US - Call the number, and your phone bill is charged. In such a case, such as (for example) a booth in a golf driving range.

    Get to booth.

    SMS a posted number, or call it, and dial/speak your booth number.

    Account gets charged, you can now use the booth.

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  185. Sorry, choice implies intention by LoFat+ByLine · · Score: 1
    Your argument might be reassuring if it was convincing (I guess if "we as a society" wanted it then it must be good! ... ignoring history for the moment) But in fact your argument contains an implied contradiction.

    Your argument implies that "we as a society" want two incompatible things. That is, we want the big box stores and the Mom & Pop shops to coexist. Else why would all those people be "screaming and crying" at the loss of "Main Street America"?

    So if we accept your premise, it's clear from the above that "we as a society" don't always get what we want, since we wanted the Mom & Pop shops to continue and they didn't.

    A more reasonable, though less reassuring, conclusion would be that "we as a society" have to live with the consequences (intended or otherwise) of the economic decisions of the majority, whether we wanted them or not.

    And if a consequence was unintended, that means "we as a society" did not choose for it to happen. Choice involves making a conscious decision. If the majority of people who shop at big box stores were unaware that one result of their cumulative preference would be the demise of "Main Street America", then in fact they did not "choose to lose it", they just lost it.

    1. Re:Sorry, choice implies intention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relatively few people complain about the loss of "main street america" compared to the number of people who will tell you how much they love wal-mart. The people who would choose small shops are just more vocal right now, since they're on the losing side.

    2. Re:Sorry, choice implies intention by LoFat+ByLine · · Score: 1
      A couple of questions:

      1. What is the relative number of people who complain about the loss of main street america vs. the number of people who tell you they love wal-mart? I'd love to know, and I wasn't aware that a study had been done. Please also supply your source for this information.

      2. At what relative percentage is it permissable to dismiss the wants of the minority group as the complaints of a bunch of vocal losers?

      Thanks!

  186. when it breaks by Phantros · · Score: 1

    The problem with a 200 square foot vending machine is that when it doesn't give you what you paid for, a kick just isn't adequate...and yet running into it with a monster truck might be overkill.

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  187. Active countermeasures? by Guru2Newbie · · Score: 0
    What if the machine had tilt or impact sensors, and just as you were kicking the fsck out of it, a camera popped out, taking your digital picture and uploading it to its handlers? (I'll teach that damn machine to squeal on me...EMP pulse generator ON-LINE!!!!)

    Or, like in RoboCop II, maybe a shock generator? Or like in South Africa, those anti-car-jacking under-car flamethrowers?

  188. Re:This guy will start hollering for a human soon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    haha.

    "obligated."

    good one.

    haha.

  189. Re:Unemployment is overrated (flamebait) by jayratch · · Score: 1

    So? Too much of our economy is based on people doing completely unnecessary jobs. I left the bank I worked at in disgust because rather than pay me the $1000 I offered to write a computer program to do my job unatended in perpetua, they'd rather pay a kid $450 a week to do the mind-numbingly repetitive job of a robot. 'Course I should have built the machine to do it and still collected checks playing Freecell...
    Most of these people don't realize it but it seems that many of the jobs ordinary people do (like loan processing clerks) exist not out of a need for a human to do a job to complex for a machine but rather out of a percieved need to have people employed. Not sure, but I think my idea of having the government send subsistence checks to useless people (sometimes refered to as "welfare") is unpolular for some reason.

  190. $2 for a 1/2 gallon milk?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they insane? Most grocery and convenience stores up here sell it for = $2.20 / gallon.

    -Dan.

  191. Re:Porn vending by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I got married my roomate gave me a sex book for couples that he'd bought from Japan. It was very funny, the illustrations looked like the instructions you'd get from Ikea.

    It featured that cup thing, they seemed to think that couples would use this to fool around but still maintain the girls virginity.

  192. Re:RTFA (i did) by gotih · · Score: 2

    that's a fucking joke. do you really believe there is a shortage of labour in america? there is a dire shortage of labour willing to work 24/7 for nothing (as robots are) but there is no shortage of labour.

    this is just someone using technology to make them more money -- not necessarily a bad thing but they could have been more honest about the motives for going robotic. the cost savings are both in labour (on a well engineered machine, repairs won't cost too much) and in realestate (200 sq ft costs less than 2500 sq ft).

    really, don't buy that bullshit about lack of labour -- U.S. unemployment in july was 6%. and if i recall correctly, the federal unemployment numbers only include people actively looking for jobs, not those who gave up.

    P.S. i am looking for a job and having very poor results.

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  193. Oh, the (lack of) humanity! by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    Yeah, and that soda machine really takes away from my person to person relationship too. One day these people will get a clue and realize you just don't need some guy who can barely speak the same language, trying to understand what your trying to purchase. Or make judgement calls on your what you're buying. Or give you an attitude because they work at a convienece store and have been up for the last 12 hours pulling the late shift because freckle-nose bobby decided to skip work that day and the manager won't fire him despite his chronic lateness because he needs the body desprately and it'd take more time to dump him and find somebody else rather than just scold him. Or just the fact you just want a soda and simply don't care who or what gets it to you. Not that it ever happens that way.

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  194. Re:Yeah, like 7-11 is known for its helpful employ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The androids are more friendly than the human counterparts just like the ATMs are.

  195. Re:It looks like Paybox operates a little differen by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

    But how difficult would it be for the booth owner (to continue your example) to get a scanner which can read your phone number and ID code from the air waves and then spoof it later to rip you off? I know there are cell phone scanners which can be used to rip off people for long distance bills, but I havn't heard much of this lately since most phones are digital now.

  196. Report on NPR's Talk of the Nation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a five minute bit about this on NPR's Talk of the Nation today. They had a reporter on the scene who paid $1.50 for 6 eggs, she also mentioned that it sold 'single diapers' and umbrellas. They also had a short interview with Timothy Sanford, the Editor of 'Vending Times' which was mildly interesting.

  197. We have one in Utrecht... by pwagland · · Score: 2
    The really funny thing is that it is slower than going into the shop to buy stuff. The really great thing is that it is open 24x7, which the shops are not. The queues on a Sunday afternoon for this thing is normally 5-6 people long...

  198. [sic] by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
    Oops, a quirk I didn't remember. I didn't mean to offend in that way; it's a common error in English.

    The main yet frivolous point of the post was to claim the two meanings of practising/practicing can conflict, as do the two meanings of professional.

    This sort of conflict is often used in humourous radio programmes, which alas I don't get to listen to often.

  199. Re:This guy will start hollering for a human soon. by hyacinthus · · Score: 2

    This is like a standing ovation for me. I've been called a lot of things, but this is the first time I've ever been called a "redneck", and I wear it as a badge of honor. Not many second-generation immigrants get to be rednecks, but somehow I managed it--and I've got the can of Pabst Blue Ribbon and the Billy Bob teeth to prove it.

    hyacinthus.

  200. Very difficult. by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

    Digital cell phones (at least CDMA, and probably TDMA has some encryption too) are pretty secure.

    In general, the amount of $$$$ required to possibly spoof a phone is far greater than the amount of financial gain possible from such activities.

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  201. Coffee from the Pump by fm6 · · Score: 2

    I think there'd be a certain amount of consumer resistence to buying beverages from a gas pump!