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  1. Four Libraries of Congress on How Much JavaScript Do You Need To Know For an Entry-Level Job? · · Score: -1

    Squared.

    Pogo toad mosscow?

  2. They are caused by the Milky Way on Mystery Moon Swirls Caused By Blasts of Comet Gas? · · Score: -1

    Semigloss paint on stipple goat.

  3. Just take another bong hit on How To Die On Mars · · Score: 0

    And forget about it. Mars schmarz. Lego goddess.

  4. Look at my crotch!

  5. Don't you get it? on Ask Slashdot: Can SaaS Be Both Open Source and Economically Viable? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Capitalism is not viable. Workers revolution is our only hope. Only the dictatorship of the proletariat can open the door to the communist future. Otherwise we are condemned to barbarism by the death agony of capitalism.

  6. Bourgeois elections on Researchers Devise Voting System That Seems Secure, But Is Hard To Use · · Score: 0

    " the oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class shall represent and repress them in parliament" LENIN

    We need a SOVIET AMERICA!

  7. Megafart on How Java Changed Programming Forever · · Score: -1, Troll

    Java is like coffee, everyone does it but it TASTES LIKE SHIT! People are CRAZY! Gross

  8. Mega GAMERON on Baidu's Supercomputer Beats Google At Image Recognition · · Score: -1, Troll

    My sopercompotor is COW PANTS of the FUTOR!\\

    Slsahdort put the M in MTUV and my hat.

  9. We need less freedom on Drone Flying Near White House Causes Lockdown · · Score: -1

    The megabillionaire capitalist lords and their bloodsoaked imperialist "democracy" require more security. Stop the Italian-toad axis of terror!

  10. Eliminate customer-suspect on Amazon's Delivery Drones Will Be Able To Track Your Location · · Score: -1

    Execute public safety protocol.

  11. You are not the real Laura on Electron Microscopes Close To Imaging Individual Atoms · · Score: 0

    You are an anonymous coward inpersonating her. You are probably being midcontrolled by Italian toads from outer space right now. I laugh at you.

  12. Mega electrons on Electron Microscopes Close To Imaging Individual Atoms · · Score: -1

    I love you LAURA!

  13. Hudak was a great man on Paul Hudak, Co-creator of Haskell, Has Died · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    He founded Haskill and was the inventor of the original Apple computer.

  14. Still looking for the commodity exchange gene on Microsoft Announces Windows Holographic Platform · · Score: -1

    Or the gene for capital. Oddly enough, there was no phenotypical expression of these genes until very recently in the history of our species.

  15. Capitalism is doomed on Microsoft Announces Windows Holographic Platform · · Score: -1

    Under capitalism, all these inventions will only be used against the workers. Only under COMMUNISM will the productive forces be liberated from the chains of private property. Now, man is ruled by the products of his own hand as if by an uncontrollable alien force. Under COMMUNISM, for the first time in history, man will consciously direct his social life.

  16. You thought wrong on Senate Advances "Secret Science" Bill, Sets Up Possible Showdown With President · · Score: -1

    The "lizard" is a big lie, a false flag operation by our amphibious Italian overlords.

  17. Toad on Senate Advances "Secret Science" Bill, Sets Up Possible Showdown With President · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Secret toad controls Congreff. Secret toad has poison webs in its eyes. Secret toad is behind all NATO exercises and World Bank. Secret toad controls air with secret toad poison rays and mind controff.

  18. We don't need Ubert or Litf on Massachusetts Governor Introduces Bill To Regulate Uber, Lyft · · Score: 0

    We need COMMUNSIM because under COMMUNISM everyone will have a car whenever they want one, and nobody will need money or any kind of market with its concomitant alienation, fetishism and exploitation.

    WORKERS TAKE THE POWER!

  19. I predict on Virtual Telescope Readied To Image Black Hole's 'Ring of Fire' · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This telescope will be the first to detect unmistakable the fingerprints of Italian microtoads on our galaxy. At this very moment, Italian microtoads and their toad-zombies are writing Slashdort articles and determining our fate at the highest leverls of the world's secret government, using Floride and chemgrails as their weapons of mass distruction.

  20. Bagelface on New Sampling Device Promises To Make Blood Tests Needle-Free · · Score: -1

    Do you have blood?

    Yed / Nop / Wha?

    Test complee!

  21. YOUR SPELLING STINKS on An Engineering Analysis of the Falcon 9 First Stage Landing Failure · · Score: -1

    And when they happen, you loose the vehicle

    Your spelling is a noxious turd! You are a flatulent skunk-lover! Please stop posting to Slashdort! Slashdort, also known as the Facebook of the Internet is for intelligent comments only!

  22. Comma, toad hat bongo melon on Fifty Years of Moore's Law · · Score: -1

    Like a single snowflake on a summer day, she spoke to me in a toad language and I didn't know what to say or whether to believe her, but I knew that I would not live with my parents any more after that.

  23. Know it on Why Some Developers Are Live-Streaming Their Coding Sessions · · Score: -1

    If ther are dinosaurs in your window, you are still in trouble. But if there are dogs in your window, it is a good sign, unless they are large scary dogs.

  24. AT&T is GOD on AT&T Call Centers Sold Mobile Customer Information To Criminals · · Score: -1

    We need to ascertain whether calls are about water or about terror-juice. We need to protect the children against the terror-drinks and scarythinks. AT&T helps us and helps GOD, GOD PLESS AMERICAN!

  25. Megatoad! on Research Finds Shoddy Security On Connected Home Gateways · · Score: -1

    I control my home with an army of bluetooth-equipped microtoad slaves.