I believe in America, and I believe in farting on America, because America is the worst country in the world and Americants are fat ignorant bigoted pigs. I faret on you, America!
Socialism will be built upon the foundations of the highest technical achievements of capitalist society: productive forces that strain against the outmoded shackles of private property.
Wall Street's Nuclear Armed Mass Murderers are the greatest threat to the world's people! The only way to stop them is with the mighty power of the international working class led by its revolutionary communist vanguard!
Greeting my loyal subjects. Are you tired of the mainstream media runaround, flimflam and jimjam? Me too, so I'm cutting through the b.s. like a hot knife through pigeonpoop to bring you the straight dick right from the horse's mouth. Friends, brothers, countrymen, remember this word: toad. If you remember the word that I indicated to you above, all will become clear. The key to understanding is in your hands. Rejoice!
The world political situation as a whole is chiefly characterized by a historical crisis of the leadership of the proletariat.
The economic prerequisite for the proletarian revolution has already in general achieved the highest point of fruition that can be reached under capitalism. Mankind’s productive forces stagnate. Already new inventions and improvements fail to raise the level of material wealth. Conjunctural crises under the conditions of the social crisis of the whole capitalist system inflict ever heavier deprivations and sufferings upon the masses. Growing unemployment, in its turn, deepens the financial crisis of the state and undermines the unstable monetary systems. Democratic regimes, as well as fascist, stagger on from one bankruptcy to another.
The bourgeoisie itself sees no way out. In countries where it has already been forced to stake its last upon the card of fascism, it now toboggans with closed eyes toward an economic and military catastrophe. In the historically privileged countries, i.e., in those where the bourgeoisie can still for a certain period permit itself the luxury of democracy at the expense of national accumulations (Great Britain, France, United States, etc.), all of capital’s traditional parties are in a state of perplexity bordering on a paralysis of will.
The “New Deal,” despite its first period of pretentious resoluteness, represents but a special form of political perplexity, possible only in a country where the bourgeoisie succeeded in accumulating incalculable wealth. The present crisis, far from having run its full course, has already succeeded in showing that “New Deal” politics, like Popular Front politics in France, opens no new exit from the economic blind alley.
International relations present no better picture. Under the increasing tension of capitalist disintegration, imperialist antagonisms reach an impasse at the height of which separate clashes and bloody local disturbances (Ethiopia, Spain, the Far East, Central Europe) must inevitably coalesce into a conflagration of world dimensions. The bourgeoisie, of course, is aware of the mortal danger to its domination represented by a new war. But that class is now immeasurably less capable of averting war than on the eve of 1914.
All talk to the effect that historical conditions have not yet “ripened” for socialism is the product of ignorance or conscious deception. The objective prerequisites for the proletarian revolution have not only “ripened”; they have begun to get somewhat rotten. Without a socialist revolution, in the next historical period at that, a catastrophe threatens the whole culture of mankind. The turn is now to the proletariat, i.e., chiefly to its revolutionary vanguard. The historical crisis of mankind is reduced to the crisis of the revolutionary leadership.
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I believe in America, and I believe in farting on America, because America is the worst country in the world and Americants are fat ignorant bigoted pigs. I faret on you, America!
STALIJN GET OFF THE INTERNET YOU ARE NOT A REAL COMMUNIST. traitor to the revolution! great organizer of defeats! menshevik!
I love you Laura! Everyone bow down before LAURA the president for life of the CAMPAIGN FOR A FREE INTERNET, INC.
Reforge the Fourth International! America stinks ans Slashdort stinks really bad!
Snails fart slow and stanky.
The neuron is leaking again and phlogosticorb fnrrrrrt.
oh the beans! oh the beans!
But it wasn't what we were hoping for at all. She didn't remember anything.
Nothing on the internet is good anymore. It is a corporate wasteland.
Viva!
Look into the light!
Slashdort TRUE AND
Cowpants FALSE AND
Toad City TREU AND
Dogfart TRUE AND
Woman FALSE AND
Toad Ray DOUBLETRUE AND
Italy EVIL OR FIZZ?
TOAD IS LORD! halleluyah! PRAISE TOAD! halleluyah! amen! TOAD TOAD TOAD TOAD TOAD TOAD forever and evererever!
She has an unhealthily high Body Mass Index. Try diet and exercise. Also, COMMUNISM.
Socialism will be built upon the foundations of the highest technical achievements of capitalist society: productive forces that strain against the outmoded shackles of private property.
Wall Street's Nuclear Armed Mass Murderers are the greatest threat to the world's people! The only way to stop them is with the mighty power of the international working class led by its revolutionary communist vanguard!
Down with capitalism! Victory to the workers!
Greeting my loyal subjects. Are you tired of the mainstream media runaround, flimflam and jimjam? Me too, so I'm cutting through the b.s. like a hot knife through pigeonpoop to bring you the straight dick right from the horse's mouth. Friends, brothers, countrymen, remember this word: toad. If you remember the word that I indicated to you above, all will become clear. The key to understanding is in your hands. Rejoice!
Workers must take the power!
No means No means ROGER CORMAN because it is claimed for TOAD PENUS.
The world political situation as a whole is chiefly characterized by a historical crisis of the leadership of the proletariat.
The economic prerequisite for the proletarian revolution has already in general achieved the highest point of fruition that can be reached under capitalism. Mankind’s productive forces stagnate. Already new inventions and improvements fail to raise the level of material wealth. Conjunctural crises under the conditions of the social crisis of the whole capitalist system inflict ever heavier deprivations and sufferings upon the masses. Growing unemployment, in its turn, deepens the financial crisis of the state and undermines the unstable monetary systems. Democratic regimes, as well as fascist, stagger on from one bankruptcy to another.
The bourgeoisie itself sees no way out. In countries where it has already been forced to stake its last upon the card of fascism, it now toboggans with closed eyes toward an economic and military catastrophe. In the historically privileged countries, i.e., in those where the bourgeoisie can still for a certain period permit itself the luxury of democracy at the expense of national accumulations (Great Britain, France, United States, etc.), all of capital’s traditional parties are in a state of perplexity bordering on a paralysis of will.
The “New Deal,” despite its first period of pretentious resoluteness, represents but a special form of political perplexity, possible only in a country where the bourgeoisie succeeded in accumulating incalculable wealth. The present crisis, far from having run its full course, has already succeeded in showing that “New Deal” politics, like Popular Front politics in France, opens no new exit from the economic blind alley.
International relations present no better picture. Under the increasing tension of capitalist disintegration, imperialist antagonisms reach an impasse at the height of which separate clashes and bloody local disturbances (Ethiopia, Spain, the Far East, Central Europe) must inevitably coalesce into a conflagration of world dimensions. The bourgeoisie, of course, is aware of the mortal danger to its domination represented by a new war. But that class is now immeasurably less capable of averting war than on the eve of 1914.
All talk to the effect that historical conditions have not yet “ripened” for socialism is the product of ignorance or conscious deception. The objective prerequisites for the proletarian revolution have not only “ripened”; they have begun to get somewhat rotten. Without a socialist revolution, in the next historical period at that, a catastrophe threatens the whole culture of mankind. The turn is now to the proletariat, i.e., chiefly to its revolutionary vanguard. The historical crisis of mankind is reduced to the crisis of the revolutionary leadership.
Otherwise the paint won't adhere properly. You need smaller boots, chump.
What an expensive turd! I SHIT ON AMERICA! AMERICA SUCKS! AMERICANS ARE STUPID HEADS! americans are dumb stinky stupid butt heads!
Slashdort truly is the Facebook of the Internet! Olive bread,
Now there is a solution to the gender gap. Women need to be encouraged to break into the traditional fields of male privilege like Slashdort. So now, everything you post on Slashdort can be automatically shared on Face-Book, which is a ersion of Slashdort made especially for women. Just click "share" and let the equality begin!