We need a workers party that fights for a workers government! Down with the "war on terror" racist police state! Mobilize the power of the international working class to defeat U.S. imperialist war & drive the U.S. out of Afghanistan, Iraq & everywhere! For international socialist revolution to smash imperialist barbarism before it's too late!
Mice are not monkeys, and they definitely are not Spiders or Fish. So, by process of elamination, it is proved that Mice are Reptiles. But what do Mice have to say about this discovery? I asked one and it ran away and pooped in the corner, then it ran into a hole in the wall. Dang! Dear Slashdort community, would you please help ask mice what they think about being reptiles, and therefore distant relatives of the world's greatest movie star, Tom Cruise? Or ask Tom Cruise, either way please post your findings in this thread. Good day!
Euler's rule of compotores states that the flop ofa compotore has an upper bound proportional to the binary log of its weight, because of relativistic effects that begin to comeinto play on the electrones and their dopings.
I suspct that the "scientists" at Oak Ridge didn't even know that and it will soon bitethem in their asses, or behinds if you want to be polite about it, whatever, this is Slashdort, people.
I promiste that I will only use it to fantasize about my honeymoon in Italy with Laura. Woooowoowowowoooooooo. Did you know that Italy is shaped like a boot? More proof that Italy is awesome, whereas the U.S., a crappy little country full of morons and goatfuckers is shaped, appropriately, like a big splatted turd.
Whatever makes me superior to the common folk is good for me, because I am special and I deserve only the best and special things for me. If you do not understand and appreciate my specialness, then go ahead and eat garbage and wear unfashionable clothes but I will not defile my body that way because I am special, and probably a genius too, because I am so smart.
Once upon a time the capitalist system, a tremendous advance over the feudal system of property that preceded it, drove an unprecedented expansion of scientific and technical progress.
Now capitalism is in its imperialist epoch of terminal decay, dragging humankind into a new dark ages. Only the proletariat can save humanity by smashing the power of the bourgeoisie and inaugurating the socialist future! Workers to power!
Hey asshole, I don't know about you, but I make my comments on Slashdort, where they are appreciated and honored by the Slashdort community, whereas you are a noxious pigfart sniffer and dogsmoocher.
In order to better utilize synergies and business genius patterns of excellence, comments need to be stored as XML in a cloud-based LDAP database that partners, stakeholders, clients and yourmom can access via an iPhone app. If you don't do this you are a monkey, or maybe a horsepig.
I have bought at least 50 phones yet have not received any calls from any hot girls and now I am broke and getting all these bills in the mail and what am I to do? Help me slashdort!
I am almost at a loss for words. What I have discovered in the past days has shaken my world-view to its foundations.
As you know, I have been a consistent, sometimes even strident voice denouncing whatI believed to be Italian subterfuge and infiltration against the Internet and related things, from soup to nuts as they say.
Then oneday, a few days ago, I was perusing oldfamily photo albums when I discovered a picture and birth-certificate of a heretofore unknown great great grandfather of mine!
His name -- I still can hardly belive it: Giuseppe Pescatore Puzzolo.
This changes everything.
Please bear with me, it will take time for me to extract the rational and revolutionary core ofmy liberating message from the cloud of anti-Italian confusion from which it once seemed so inseparable.
In the meantime, boungiorno a tutti!.
One thing remains solid in this disorienting spiritual earthquake: my undying love for you, Laura. Ciao!
Since there can be life in outer space, and since the capitalist owners of all the means of production can't seem to make a living employing us workers any more except by impoverishing us and stealing the last crust of bread from our mouths, we should send all the capitalists on a big rocket to their new home over there on that star, away from all us pesky workers and our goddamn unions, and we will abolish private property and inaugurate the dawn of the communist future! Any takers?
America's children need to be hooked on drugs, so that the CIA can sell more and funbd SCIENCE! Make sure none ofthe money goes to greedy wellfart queens, though, they are bad (and BLACK)!
let us create a big, round corrall, and put goats and butt-goats in it, and then takea break with cheese and crackers and maybe peanut butter (?) and then ifanyone wants goats or butt-goats, we can sell them one, orwe can say "NO you can't have no goats, you stinking Italian islamocommunist baseball player!!!!!"
Laura, enlightened people like you, me and some of the other members of the Slashdort community (not counting the trolles and flaymers who are like totally lameoids) are so advanced beyonde the "hoy polo" dunderheaded dumbfucks who populate this sorry country that we should scren jurors with intellijince and proparty tests so that only succesful tecnology gurus, jenyuses and entripprinores can make these important decisions for our nation and our economy. If you agree with me you are correct, but if not, you are wrong, and probably you are an idiot too who doesn't no how to use compotores with Linux.
When the workers take power and expropriate the bourgeoisie, we will have a planned economy and non of these shenanigans from an outlived, parasitical class of exploiters. Smash capitalism! Workers of the world, unite!
Thank GOD for SCIENCE, it is the best and most flavor of any brand! Long lasting with no toxic residuez! If GOD had not given us SCIENCE, AMERICA would still be enslaved, the vassal of the evil overlord ITALY!
And see trucks going up the street, and i wonder, what if they were full of dogs that were biting my foot surreptitiously? Anything is possible if you think about it. At least ten and a half dogs, possibly as many as 43.14445 dogs, are biting me surreptitiously right now as I write this slashdort comment. Friends, do not remain silent about the Internet or the slashdort or other facts about the world of compotors, dogs, or America, the place where every patritoitic American loves sexual intercourse with their left or right hands.
Down with the dictatorship of capital! For the dictatorship of the proletariat! WE NEED COMMUNISM NOW!
Readers: Have you joined the Campaign for a Free Internet yet? Remember, as our visionary founder-leader Laura once said, "today, our future begins with tomorrow!" NEED I SAY MORE? GET OFF YOUR ASSES, SLASHDORT READERS AND JOIN THE CAMPAIGN TODAY! and you will get a free email of yes!!!!!
If Merlin himself can't readmy mind how can G$$GLE? Truly, the Italians are getting desperate lately. I laugh at them in a high-pitched cackle sort of laugh! Olive oil is tasty, but it is not the UNITED BROTHERHOODE OF CARPENTERS! or a toy monkey!
I want to be a dnacer. I will amuse the audience with my daring leaps and twirls!!!!! DNACER I WILL BE, so there hellooooooooOOO HOLLYWOOD you cannot touch my butt. without EXPRESS pormishin. Comrades, this is what hapens when you read slashdort. SO STOP READING SLASHDORT NOW or things will be worse and money.
These NASA "scientists" can't seem to get it right can they? A sad commentary on the state of our nation's education system after decades of decay under the influence of the Italian overlords. First of all, any fisisist knows that space is CURVED! So if you try to look at a curved thing with a curved mirroir, you will lose dimensionality and violate the laws of thermodytronics. Curved mirroirs are for FLAT objects, FLAT mirroirs are for CURVED obbjects, everybody (except Slashdort and NASAR, evidently) knows that!
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We need a workers party that fights for a workers government! Down with the "war on terror" racist police state! Mobilize the power of the international working class to defeat U.S. imperialist war & drive the U.S. out of Afghanistan, Iraq & everywhere! For international socialist revolution to smash imperialist barbarism before it's too late!
Mice are not monkeys, and they definitely are not Spiders or Fish. So, by process of elamination, it is proved that Mice are Reptiles. But what do Mice have to say about this discovery? I asked one and it ran away and pooped in the corner, then it ran into a hole in the wall. Dang! Dear Slashdort community, would you please help ask mice what they think about being reptiles, and therefore distant relatives of the world's greatest movie star, Tom Cruise? Or ask Tom Cruise, either way please post your findings in this thread. Good day!
Euler's rule of compotores states that the flop ofa compotore has an upper bound proportional to the binary log of its weight, because of relativistic effects that begin to comeinto play on the electrones and their dopings.
I suspct that the "scientists" at Oak Ridge didn't even know that and it will soon bitethem in their asses, or behinds if you want to be polite about it, whatever, this is Slashdort, people.
I promiste that I will only use it to fantasize about my honeymoon in Italy with Laura. Woooowoowowowoooooooo. Did you know that Italy is shaped like a boot? More proof that Italy is awesome, whereas the U.S., a crappy little country full of morons and goatfuckers is shaped, appropriately, like a big splatted turd.
Soon space will be great! And spicy with stars. I believe in friengly beans dancing aroungd the psycheof eye pollen to the hidden -- BRIGHT goat!
Whatever makes me superior to the common folk is good for me, because I am special and I deserve only the best and special things for me. If you do not understand and appreciate my specialness, then go ahead and eat garbage and wear unfashionable clothes but I will not defile my body that way because I am special, and probably a genius too, because I am so smart.
Once upon a time the capitalist system, a tremendous advance over the feudal system of property that preceded it, drove an unprecedented expansion of scientific and technical progress.
Now capitalism is in its imperialist epoch of terminal decay, dragging humankind into a new dark ages. Only the proletariat can save humanity by smashing the power of the bourgeoisie and inaugurating the socialist future! Workers to power!
Hey asshole, I don't know about you, but I make my comments on Slashdort , where they are appreciated and honored by the Slashdort community, whereas you are a noxious pigfart sniffer and dogsmoocher.
In order to better utilize synergies and business genius patterns of excellence, comments need to be stored as XML in a cloud-based LDAP database that partners, stakeholders, clients and yourmom can access via an iPhone app. If you don't do this you are a monkey, or maybe a horsepig.
I have bought at least 50 phones yet have not received any calls from any hot girls and now I am broke and getting all these bills in the mail and what am I to do? Help me slashdort!
Friends and followers on the Slashdort web site:
I am almost at a loss for words. What I have discovered in the past days has shaken my world-view to its foundations.
As you know, I have been a consistent, sometimes even strident voice denouncing whatI believed to be Italian subterfuge and infiltration against the Internet and related things, from soup to nuts as they say.
Then oneday, a few days ago, I was perusing oldfamily photo albums when I discovered a picture and birth-certificate of a heretofore unknown great great grandfather of mine!
His name -- I still can hardly belive it: Giuseppe Pescatore Puzzolo.
This changes everything.
Please bear with me, it will take time for me to extract the rational and revolutionary core ofmy liberating message from the cloud of anti-Italian confusion from which it once seemed so inseparable.
In the meantime, boungiorno a tutti!.
One thing remains solid in this disorienting spiritual earthquake: my undying love for you, Laura. Ciao!
Keep on working until you die little prole suckers! Bourgeoisie needs more profit! Work work work work vagina work! No time off!
Using the power of SCIENCE, I will move the bolt! Thank GOD for SCIENCE, without it we would still be living on Earth like those poor stupid Italians!
Since there can be life in outer space, and since the capitalist owners of all the means of production can't seem to make a living employing us workers any more except by impoverishing us and stealing the last crust of bread from our mouths, we should send all the capitalists on a big rocket to their new home over there on that star, away from all us pesky workers and our goddamn unions, and we will abolish private property and inaugurate the dawn of the communist future! Any takers?
America's children need to be hooked on drugs, so that the CIA can sell more and funbd SCIENCE! Make sure none ofthe money goes to greedy wellfart queens, though, they are bad (and BLACK)!
let us create a big, round corrall, and put goats and butt-goats in it, and then takea break with cheese and crackers and maybe peanut butter (?) and then ifanyone wants goats or butt-goats, we can sell them one, orwe can say "NO you can't have no goats, you stinking Italian islamocommunist baseball player!!!!!"
Laura, enlightened people like you, me and some of the other members of the Slashdort community (not counting the trolles and flaymers who are like totally lameoids) are so advanced beyonde the "hoy polo" dunderheaded dumbfucks who populate this sorry country that we should scren jurors with intellijince and proparty tests so that only succesful tecnology gurus, jenyuses and entripprinores can make these important decisions for our nation and our economy. If you agree with me you are correct, but if not, you are wrong, and probably you are an idiot too who doesn't no how to use compotores with Linux.
When the workers take power and expropriate the bourgeoisie, we will have a planned economy and non of these shenanigans from an outlived, parasitical class of exploiters. Smash capitalism! Workers of the world, unite!
Thank GOD for SCIENCE, it is the best and most flavor of any brand! Long lasting with no toxic residuez! If GOD had not given us SCIENCE, AMERICA would still be enslaved, the vassal of the evil overlord ITALY!
And see trucks going up the street, and i wonder, what if they were full of dogs that were biting my foot surreptitiously? Anything is possible if you think about it. At least ten and a half dogs, possibly as many as 43.14445 dogs, are biting me surreptitiously right now as I write this slashdort comment. Friends, do not remain silent about the Internet or the slashdort or other facts about the world of compotors, dogs, or America, the place where every patritoitic American loves sexual intercourse with their left or right hands.
The world capitol of goatbuttfart! It is a bad place for bad people like JOEL,
Down with the dictatorship of capital! For the dictatorship of the proletariat! WE NEED COMMUNISM NOW!
Readers: Have you joined the Campaign for a Free Internet yet? Remember, as our visionary founder-leader Laura once said, "today, our future begins with tomorrow!" NEED I SAY MORE? GET OFF YOUR ASSES, SLASHDORT READERS AND JOIN THE CAMPAIGN TODAY! and you will get a free email of yes!!!!!
If Merlin himself can't readmy mind how can G$$GLE? Truly, the Italians are getting desperate lately. I laugh at them in a high-pitched cackle sort of laugh! Olive oil is tasty, but it is not the UNITED BROTHERHOODE OF CARPENTERS! or a toy monkey!
In summary, we need IRON!
I want to be a dnacer. I will amuse the audience with my daring leaps and twirls!!!!! DNACER I WILL BE, so there hellooooooooOOO HOLLYWOOD you cannot touch my butt. without EXPRESS pormishin. Comrades, this is what hapens when you read slashdort. SO STOP READING SLASHDORT NOW or things will be worse and money.
These NASA "scientists" can't seem to get it right can they? A sad commentary on the state of our nation's education system after decades of decay under the influence of the Italian overlords. First of all, any fisisist knows that space is CURVED! So if you try to look at a curved thing with a curved mirroir, you will lose dimensionality and violate the laws of thermodytronics. Curved mirroirs are for FLAT objects, FLAT mirroirs are for CURVED obbjects, everybody (except Slashdort and NASAR, evidently) knows that!